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60% of AOL's Profits Come From Misinformed Customers

satuon writes "Ken Auletta's big New Yorker piece on AOL (subscription only) this week revealed an interesting detail about the company's inner workings. According to Auletta, 80% of AOL's profits come from subscribers, and 75% of those subscribers are paying for something they don't actually need. According to Auletta: "The company still gets eighty percent of its profits from subscribers, many of whom are older people who have cable or DSL service but don't realize that they need not pay an additional twenty-five dollars a month to get online and check their e-mail. 'The dirty little secret,' a former AOL executive says, 'is that seventy-five percent of the people who subscribe to AOL's dial-up service don't need it.'"

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  1. My grandmother is one of them... by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who are the other two? And particularly the person who actually NEEDS AOL?

    We've tried, and she actually understands. But she's hooked on the "experience". Maybe she just likes some disembodied voice telling her that her internet is up or down.

    Well, maybe it will go away once she starts using a smartphone and starts uploading all her stuff into the cloud. That doesn't seem like a very compelling argument we have to make to her, though.

    1. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Pharmboy · · Score: 2

      Father in law was the same way, we started him with AOL many years ago, got him to get cable a few years later, spent a couple years with both because we couldn't convince him. Finally he got it and quit aol, but only after spending hundreds in unneeded service. Some (many) older people are just hardheaded as they claimed their kids to be 50 years earlier. They just won't change out of fear of loss.

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    2. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by vlm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And particularly the person who actually NEEDS AOL?

      I was also bit mystified by the 25% actually needing it.

      It seems to be insurance.

      Can you absolutely 100% guarantee that your hotel or conference center will have a phone line to dial up and check your email etc when business traveling? Yeah, pretty much. Thats right up there with "having sheets" or "has HVAC" or "has electricity".

      Can you absolutely 100% guarantee that your hotel or conference center will have WORKING wifi? Well, err, ... um... Yeah maybe 90% but can you financially afford to take that chance for only $50/month to AOL?

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    3. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA my father in law was the same way...it took years of my time trying to convince him

    4. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by T-Bone-T · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Some people live in the boonies and can only get dial-up. Wireless ISPs are moving in to many places now, though. I have relatives that live in the middle of nowhere and have internet options now that are at least as fast as I do in the big city.

    5. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom is also in the AOL boat despite using DSL. She likes the interface (YIKES!) and is used to it. I guess she likes the little man that says "You've Got Mail!" as well...
      She however was savvy enough to call them and now she is paying IIRC about $8.95/mo just by making a phone call and complaining. She also has a backup method of connecting if the DSL goes out, which DOES happen occasionally. Around my house I have no other ISP option since I don't even own a land line. So maybe she *is* the smarter one.... nah!

    6. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by gmack · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't forget that the people who you call to disconnect your service get payed a commission on every customer they get to stay and those people will say anything to get you to reconsider even if it's completely untrue. You might also want to keep in mind that their disconnection process was actually the subject of a lawsuit that involved the Attorney Generals of 48 states.

    7. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by jcwayne · · Score: 1

      Your laptop has a... er... what did they call those things... oh, yeah... a "modem?"

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    8. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      My DSL account actually comes with a dialup account.

      Of course, it'd be long distance from anywhere I needed to use it.

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    9. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Get 3G. Same expense, better service.

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    10. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Mine doesn't... I thought all of those got phased out years ago....

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    11. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Mine does, but it's an old Latitude D610. Nothing too special, but it runs Xubuntu nicely.

    12. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister had AOL for a while and when she cancelled it she continued to be billed for it for nearly a year. Every month she would check her credit card bill and call to enquire why she was still being billed and got some lame excuse, including that there was no record of her request the first couple of months. She finally mentioned it to me and told her to dispute the charges with her credit card company and to send a registered letter to them demanding to know why after 10 months she was still being billed for something she had asked to have cancelled. The dispute of the charges finally got AOL's attention and she actually got a full refund through Visa.

    13. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Mousit · · Score: 4, Informative

      The worst part of all is she doesn't even have to lose her "experience" to get off dial-up.

      AOL has a FREE level of service under their "AOL for Broadband" setup, and you can convert existing dial-up accounts to it. I did this for my grandmother. She was on AOL Dial-up for years and years (she actually used it though, because in her area broadband was unavailable until late 2008). Finally DSL became available and she was happy to jump onto it (finally she could watch those videos the younger grandkids send). So I helped her convert her AOL Dial-up to a free AOL for Broadband account. She kept her e-mail address (and all the remotely stored e-mails), kept her links and shortcuts.

      In fact, she kept everything, because you can still use the AOL Client to connect to a AfB account. It just doesn't dial anymore, it merely connects to the account over your existing broadband.

      In effect, her "experience" literally did not change. She still loads up the AOL Client, and accesses everything through it. She lost nothing (the free AfB accounts do lose some services compared to paid, but nothing she used or was even aware of). The only difference is now she has 15x the speed of dial-up, and she pays $15/mo for it instead of $25.

      Plus I got her a wireless router so she can use her laptop away from the phone line, which to her was probably the most glorious thing of the whole change. :)

    14. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by mulvane · · Score: 1

      I had a problem with services such as AOL doing this bull.. It became easier to look at my monthly billing statement, find the things I WANTED to pay, and then cancel my debit card and get a new one. Really..It avoided a lot of hassle.

    15. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We've tried, and she actually understands. But she's hooked on the "experience". Maybe she just likes some disembodied voice telling her that her internet is up or down.

      As long as she doesn't dial-in or call tech support, your grandmother can use the full-blown AOL client for FREE atop an existing Cable/DSL connection. $10/mo buys antivirus service and backup dialup. For more info, go to KW: change plan

    16. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by jargon82 · · Score: 1

      Business laptops still have them. At least, mine (thinkpad) does.

    17. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by lavagolemking · · Score: 2

      Actually, someone I know is still paying a monthly bill for AOL for a different reason. They are afraid of the people on the retention line, and don't want to plan out a couple of hours to fight over it. Call it unethical or illegal, but it works - I still to this date (4 years later) cannot get them to cancel because they don't want to waste the time and energy. I would expect that a lot of other successful companies play this game too.

    18. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      My D830 has one, and it has an RS232 port too.

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    19. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they fired that 'CSR' and have since claimed to have changed their retention scripts- that story is about 5 years old now.

    20. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alright! I knew "Apropos-of-nothing-Ubuntu-post" Guy wouldn't let me down!

    21. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by sconeu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A few years back, my mom got DSL. I told her to drop her paid AOL subscription and just use their free service. She asked me to call AOL and do it for her.

      I was prepared to spend an hour saying "please cancel the paid service" over and over and over.

      I was shocked. It took me 5 minutes on the phone. Then, when I wanted to call back to confirm something, an automated voice told me that the account was on the free service, and customer service would cost me -- did I want to continue?

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    22. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes but... there are less expensive options for dial-up than AOL. I think the point is that the people in question don't realize that all the "extras" they're paying for are available for free with any internet connection.

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    23. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by pyalot · · Score: 1

      My Mother uses dropbox (proof that she's tech savy), but she refuses anything as newfangled as twitter or facebook...

      People are often set in their ways.

    24. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by kgwilliam · · Score: 1

      I don't think your insurance theory has anything to do with it. Anyone who was really using AOL for insurance purposes would just pay ~$30 for a tethering plan or a 3G modem with their wireless provider. Faster, cheaper, and more reliable than AOL dialup.

    25. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

      However, I'll submit you combine BOTH boonies AND their email history dating back to Meg Ryan's insomnia in Seattle, they may not have the energy to first export all their email and then change to another dial up service and then reimport their email to somewhere.

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    26. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Confusador · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that most people in that situation don't just stop paying the bill. They'll cut off your account eventually, right? And if you're not planning on buying a house in the next few years, it's not like the hit to your credit will matter.

    27. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by suso · · Score: 1

      Me too.

      Actually, not really. It just needed to be said.

    28. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by shentino · · Score: 2

      Just quit paying your bill, and when they whine, tell them you tried to cancel but that the retention line wouldn't take no for an answer. Say you'll only pay the balance when they stop charging you.

      If they report you to the credit bureaus, dispute the charges.

    29. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      If you're in a business situation and you're using AOL dial-up to guarantee Internet access, you're doing it wrong. Get a (tethering) smartphone or a WiMax modem. Or have a dial-up access line on the business premises at much lower cost.

    30. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of places in the country where I can't get a T-mobile signal.
      I've heard of places where you can't get an AT&T signal.
      It's conceivable that there's someplace you can't get a Verizon signal.

      So maybe someone is keeping a dial-up account to use a landline in such forsaken pockets. But I bet it's not AOL. ;)

    31. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by BZ · · Score: 2

      Or maybe it's just that twitter and facebook are soul-sucking wastes of time? Not to mention the privacy issues with facebook.

      I'm guessing I'm far closer to your age than your mother's, and I certainly refuse to use facebook (though I've considered twitter once or twice).

    32. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by freak132 · · Score: 2

      3G Cellular internet would be great in the boonies if only it weren't the last place that cellular companies roll it out.

    33. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by similar_name · · Score: 1

      Years ago I installed AOL one Christmas day on a scavenged computer so a friend's dad could look at some info about a car. When I called AOL to cancel they wanted the specific number off of the disk that I used to install before they would cancel it. I didn't know which of the 50 disks I had used so I went to my bank, paid a one time stop fee of less than what AOL was charging monthly. That worked just fine. No argument at all.

    34. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well, then it's just pretty similar to most areas of commerce / it's as mature as them!

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    35. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It's Attorneys General.

      We use the french form for that particular title. That's why it's Attorney General instead of the more sensible General Attorney. We do the same thing for Solicitor General.

      Gotta love English!

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    36. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      I find twitter is sometimes the best way to contact somebody if what you need to say is something you would be willing to post on a web forum related to the topic at hand. For example it is often the best way to ask questions of those who mod ROMs for phones, and other people who have significant online presence, but don't have a log with comments enabled, and have no posted e-mail address.

      I can also see public figures using it as to post information that they would have otherwise posted on a blog or equivalent, without having to come up with enough to say to make the blog post a reasonable size. For example, Lawrence Lessig uses Twitter for that.

      But I do take issue with using it like many people do, posting things that would normally be considered private, and often things that even their followers would not be interested in.

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    37. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who needs to pay $120 per month for phone service? Cell phones are a complete scam that way too.

    38. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The privacy issues with Facebook are similar to Usenet.

      You put it out there, and it's out there forever.

      If you treat Facebook like a webified Usenet or public listserv, you have no problems.

      0. My profile is nearly blank. The day of my birthday is there, but not the year. No address. No school. No work. Nothing identifying me.
      1. I don't use my real name. Facebook thinks I'm a Siberian Eagle Owl.
      2. I don't use any third party applications - if you take the time to read the privacy flags on the application, you quickly decide you don't want Farmville or whatever it is.
      3. I block all third party application notices sent from friend accounts on sight.
      4. I have the privacy settings to "friends only"
      5. I only "friend" meatspace friends. I'm not one of those people who build up armies of so-called friends because I need them for "Mafia Wars".

      That's it. And I enjoy it as a result. While Facebook mines my data for itself (I deep six the ads to 0.0.0.0 too), nothing else mines my data, unlike Usenet which is still trawled every day by spammer address harvesters and you can still find stuff by me from the mid '90s through DejaNews/GoogleGroups. If you don't know me on Facebook, you see nothing on it.

      And thus, the time sink nature of Facebook also goes away. I check it about the same amount as I check my mail. My time sink is IRC.

      So anyway, that's my Facebook Safety lecture. My policy seems to work well.

      I think that if everyone did as I do on Facebook, it would go dark.

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    39. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by lostmongoose · · Score: 1

      my Gateway P7805u has one.

    40. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll keep billing you and then eventually send your account to collections. Not particularly helpful.

    41. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 0

      I do something similar, but not to the same extent. My date of birth on Facebook is the 1st of January 1970. I was born in the 70s so I've given them the right decade for their demographic stats out of courtesy. I have my first name and my last initial as my FB name. I don't allow access to 3rd party apps.

      I don't friend anyone connected with my workplace and I don't post anything that could get me fired if someone from HR stumbled across it and linked it to me. I also don't friend people who are not connected to me offline.

      Good lecture though. I will link to your post when advising others.

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    42. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by icebraining · · Score: 2

      Yes,if you use facebook without actually using it, it's quite safe. Personally, I don't see the point in signing up if I'm not planning on using 90% of the features.

      It also means you can't block their domains completely, and hence they can track you.

    43. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Internet connection on my cellphone is faster and cheaper. Do you not have internet connections on your cell phones in the US?

    44. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Actually, to get 75% you need at least 4 people. :)

          According to their Q3 2010 SEC filing, they made $244.8 million from subscriptions for the quarter. That would average to $81.6 million per month. At 75% being screwed, that is $61.2 million in revenue just for those At $50/mo (noted by others in the Slashdot comments), makes for 122,400 paying users per month, or 0.04% of the US population. Hmm, that's a lot lower than I had expected, but I'm very happy to know it.

          I have known people who do still have the full service, just so they can keep their AOL address. I try to encourage them over to non-isp locked solutions (gmail, hotmail, whatever). They ususally feel locked into paying AOL, regardless of the available options.

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    45. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who are the other two? And particularly the person who actually NEEDS AOL?

      There's plenty of reason people would intentionally subscribe to AOL

      -Convinced that they are supporting America by paying to AOL
      -Own stock in Time Warner and want to make sure stories like these aren't "100% of people subscribing to AOL are doing so on accident"
      -Only buy newspapers 10 years too late and don't realize AOL isn't the current hottest thing
      -Collected 2 tons of the free subscription discs and are still coasting off of free trials
      -Like chatting online with other people who are equally dumb
      -Perfected a keylogger that spreads through AOL 12 years ago, too lazy to make a new one
      -One of the only online services that still supports windows 98, and why would I upgrade from windows 98?
      -Doing it "ironically"
      -Nostalgia
      -Free subscription to Time or some other magazine/news service that for some reason is still associated with AOL
      -Hipsters convinced it will eventually cycle back through to being the next big thing again, want to be able to say they were there before it was cool again
      -Schizophrenia

    46. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
      Ha, I had a room mate in university who canceled the AOL service he no longer used. It took him 30 minutes on the phone of repeatedly and clearly stating "I don't want and don't need your service anymore, cancel it immediately" before he finally got rid of them and ended the call.

      They really didn't want to do it.

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    47. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by brirus · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, there are rural areas in the United States where you can't get DSL or cable. Dial-up is the only option. A lot of old-timers out here, let me tell you what!

    48. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss was one of these people and I did the same thing for him. I had already spend 3 years teaching him how to get around AOL. I'm not about to tutor him for 3 more years on the intricacies of Internet Explorer.

      Free AOL over broadband, helped him out a lot, now he gets blazing fast wifi and the same experience he's used to without me doing much extra work.

    49. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Does it overheat like crazy? I had a D830 i physically destroyed because i tried for YEARS to control the heat on it. I took it apart to see what i could do with thrermal paste or something and just decided to kill it rather then mess with it anymore.

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    50. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about the other guys.. but with AT&T DSL, you get free backup dialup service, as well as the hotspot thing.. Most people don't even know what they have included with their Internet service.. They sign up, get it hooked up, usually ignore all their providers pages, and anything else that comes with their service.. including having the service for years, taking the PC to Geek Squad numerous times to get cleaned, or paying for an anti virus subscription, and then finding out that they have had access to free anti virus software they didn't know about.

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    51. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      And when you hit your cap and they throttle you to dialup speeds, you still are no worse off.

    52. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by adnoid · · Score: 1

      My inlaws. They have cable internet but will NOT get rid of AOL. Any time I'm over doing "family tech support" I just use FF, which causes great amounts of agitation over the fears that I might have "done something" to the AOL setup. Oh, how I wish.

      Had to send an email from their place to myslf via AOL because I didn't have my laptop with me. Good Lord, that interface sucks.

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    53. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by bmo · · Score: 1

      How does not using third party applications of questionable quality affect the utility of Facebook? It doesn't. I don't use Facebook to play games. Sorry

      The reason I use it is because that's where everybody is.

      Previously everyone hung out in instant messaging. I've gone from dialup BBSes to telnet chats to ICQ, to AIM to Yahoo messaging, to Facebook. Not because I wanted to, but because everyone left the predecessors behind. And when the Next Big Thing comes along, people will desert Facebook like they've deserted Myspace. It's the natural order of things.

      The trick is to not let your arse hang out in the wind, that's all. It's not that difficult. Use the interbutt with common sense and you won't ever have a problem.

      It also helps if you explain to your friends (and this is where keeping your friends circle to meatspace) that you don't like to be tagged in photos. It works.

      As far as tracking me, when I want people to know I honestly like something and I want to share with other people, I'll post it to my Facebook wall or If I want to pass something on, I'll use the "share this" button. Usually this consists of music, politics, or video postings gathered from elsewhere. Of course I get tracked, but if I really want to, I can just abandon the account and create a new one, since I'm not particularly attached to the name. I can become George LeRoy Tirebiter tomorrow if I want to. It's not like they can associate my meatspace name and location to my Facebook account.

      You can choose not to use Facebook at all, but I do take issue with the "oooh, Facebook is eeeevil" paranoia. It's not any more evil than you allow it to be.

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    54. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by aklinux · · Score: 1

      I have a couple of friends and acquaintances that have it as well. I have done everything short of slapping them upside the head, They are absolutely convinced the only way they will ever be able to do their email or find anything on the internet is through AOL.

    55. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by trentblase · · Score: 1

      How big is this commission? I'm thinking maybe call and say you want to cancel, then let them "convince" you not to. Rinse and repeat times 100. Get all your friends to do it.

      Probably not worth the trouble, but fun to dream.

    56. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by sjames · · Score: 1

      The difference is that usenet never tried to pretend that anything you posted would be anything but world readable. Facebook pretends to have meaningful privacy controls.

    57. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      but she refuses anything as newfangled as twitter or facebook

      I do so as well. My first post on the net is a .uucp one. So what?

      CC.

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    58. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Be honest: after you got that sucker apart, you had NO idea how to put it back together. That's what killed it. It's ok. We've all done it once.

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    59. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      I used to be an OTR truck driver. There are TONS of places where you can't get a Verizon signal.

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    60. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Internet connection on my cellphone is faster and cheaper. Do you not have internet connections on your cell phones in the US?

      We have a larger network than you do. Physically and number of nodes. We also have several incompatible carrier technologies that exacerbate this problem.

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    61. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      listserv

      What percentage of 'facebook' users do you think know of that term?

      With best wishes from archie or gopher, if this matters.

      CC.

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    62. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      that's where everybody is

      Your statement is false. I am not 'there'. Not that it would help the argument any further, but I have encountered some other posters who are not 'there' as well. Probably being there correlates (-) with 'nerdiness' (whatever this might be) and (metaphorically?) gives a picture of what /. has becum.

      CC.

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    63. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by bmo · · Score: 1

      You know what, i read your other post and wrote you off.

      But now I have to say something.

      This is slashdot. Supposedly this is a tech related site. You are expected to know what the fuck a listserv is.

      Now go away.

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    64. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by bmo · · Score: 1

      he thinks that privacy policies mean anything, even though every privacy policy I've seen is a contract of adhesion at best and has a clause in it somewhere that says it can change at any time without notice.

      What.

      Never trust a privacy policy anywhere. That's just naive. Assume as if privacy policies don't exist(unless you decide to sue) and you won't become complacent about what you put out on the net. Nobody is going to watch your back but you.

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    65. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I heard of a similar case from a friend who works in insurance.
      His company used to insure mobile phones back when mobiles were expensive enough to be worth insuring.
      roll on 15 years and many people who signed up for that insurance never canceled it.
      Thousands of people are paying every month to insure phones which probably died years ago and never noticing.
      It's apparently a great cash cow.

    66. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      Pffft, ONLY 48 states.

    67. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by antdude · · Score: 1

      My uncle still uses AOL and he's not that old. :/

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    68. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      They can't track me. I use one browser for FB and another for my internet stuff, and a third one for sites that don't work right with the other two.

      In addition, I use a "fake" FB account to play "games" and I don't play games with the other. I know plenty of people who "poison" the well with the number of profiles they use just to farm or city or mafia or whatever. And if my anecdotal evidence is any indication, there is a lot more of this going on that FB is willing to admit.

      They can collect all the data they think they want on me. Somethings they "know" about me are clearly false, and they don't know who I've slept with last night.

      Until I see an ad targeted at ME (unique personality) I'll not worry. And the company that bought that ad targeting ME (unique personality) will be sorely disappointed.

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    69. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I expect that you know that LISTSERV is a brand name of L-Soft's mail subscription software, rather than a class of software?

      Or do you call every car you see a "Camry"?

    70. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by repetty · · Score: 1

      I've done roughly the same thing that you did but went just a bit further.

      I created my Facebook account, put nothing personal into my profile, then unplugged my computer and put it in the closet under my stairs. Haven't touched it in months.

      My policy seems to work well, too.

    71. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by shibashaba · · Score: 1

      A lot of hotels have a digital phone system that'll fry a modem if you plug it in.

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    72. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign up for this "meatspace"of which you speak? Would most of my friends be in it?

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    73. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      It would appear you have never heard of IP address, MAC address, ISP address pools, time tracking of rotating IP addresses and identifying people by patterns of behaviour including user name preferences, shared friends and, similar group memberships.

      Now for the other big shocker, you do no buy adds, they do not sell adds to you and they do not market their advertising qualities to you. What they do is try to create a convincing story, throw in some wobbly statistics, play games of association with other proven successful marketing strategies and based upon that, they try to convince advertisers they will sell product by buying add space on their networks.

      So the popular statistical metrics are what type you are (they tend to hold onto who so then can continue to rent out your privacy rather than sell it), how much you are worth, what you buy and, what you need etc., now add to that some click metrics, time one line and interaction preferences to put together a better picture. They would also like to convince advertisers that your choices can be manipulated by repeatedly targeting you at the right times with the right styled add for a product you would be most susceptible to buying ie you are their marketing victim butt monkey (more accurate for children than adults which is why marketing executives should be forbidden by law form interacting with children).

      As a result of all this bull shit marketing B$=PR, part of out collective responsibility as adults is to undermine all false advertising as rapidly and effectively as possible, which the internet now makes readily possible.

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    74. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Recurring payments are a bitch for customers, and are better than gold for businesses.

          A while back, I worked for an Internet based company, who had recurring memberships. As the company evolved, the offered products changed. In a review of the old products, it was determined that there were no more users, so we ended that product line. About 6 months to a year later, I was reviewing some other information, including a passing glance at the expired account line. Oh look, there were still hundreds (probably thousands) of paying members, being billed at $19.99 to $29.99 per month. During that period, we didn't receive a single complaint. The emails had been forwarded to an active product line's support account, and the phones were still being actively managed for current product lines.

          At least we recognized the error. We put their accounts to a $40/mo product line, but they continued to be billed at their previous price. Still, no complaints. Pretty much, those users never used their accounts, so they simply didn't care. If they did ever come back, they got more than they paid for.

          A year or two later, there were still about 75% of the accounts active. The rest had canceled on their own, or their credit cards were declined (probably expired, or canceled).

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    75. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by the_womble · · Score: 1

      If you have a mobile internet connection it should work from your hotel or conference centre or anywhere else. Its also backup in case your ADSL or office network fails.

      I do that, and its not even expensive, and has pretty good coverage (although its slow in some remote areas). Given that I live in a third world country there is something badly wrong if Americans cannot get the same.

    76. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that if dudes wanted to, they could still totally find out who you are by looking at your friends and birth date. /and/ that any correspondence you have with your friends is probably available to the public... At the moment it doesn't matter because you are not overly important.. but in the future, anyone from private-dick or higher will probably look at it for anything from divorce disputes or higher. Might not be admissible in a court of law... but yeah. Remember that stuff isn't private.

    77. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Can you absolutely 100% guarantee that

      ...

      Yeah, pretty much.

      Hmmm, seems to be a bit of a mismatch there.

      Can I absolutely 100% guarantee that two separate air bottles with two separate regulators will guarantee me an air supply while I'm scuba diving? No. The probability is in the 99.5%-plus range, but it is definitely not 100%.

      Actually, these days I wouldn't be terribly surprised to find that a hotel didn't bother hooking up an outside line to the room. Everyone has a mobile, right, and (South Korea excepted) it's going to work. So why bother with enabling outside lines? A line to reception (and more profitably, room service) I can understand, but why bother with an outside line?

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    78. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm aware of. If I try something that works the graphics card and CPU pretty hard, it is noticeably warmer on my lap, but it hasn't had any damage.

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    79. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by kriegs · · Score: 1

      My in-laws are in this category too... but besides that there are still those who absolutely need dial-up as an option. I work from home and rely on internet and phone for my job. If connectivity is down I can't host webcasts... so I pay for cable internet (even though I'm a satellite TV customer), DSL as a backup, and Dial-up from AT&T as the backup to that. There have been many occasions over the past two years where I've suddenly had to switch from cable to DSL. I haven't had the double failure yet but if I do i'm ready. As for my in-laws - they have DSL but insist they need to pay for AOL too. I'm just tired of telling them not to.

    80. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who still has AOL for mail and a FiOS connection. He reads his mail with a browser and pays nothing for the mail service. No exporting for him. I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of AOL mail users read their messages over the web nowadays.

    81. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that most people in that situation don't just stop paying the bill. They'll cut off your account eventually, right? And if you're not planning on buying a house in the next few years, it's not like the hit to your credit will matter.

      The easiest way to cancel an AOL account is to call the issuer of the credit card that AOL bills, tell them, "My card was stolen," and they'll reissue a new card with a new number. AOL will keep trying to bill the canceled card, and eventually they'll close the account.

    82. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Can you absolutely 100% guarantee that your hotel or conference center will have a phone line to dial up and check your email etc when business traveling?

      A phone line is useless if your notebook doesn't have a modem. My last one did, but I bought it back in '06 or so. I never used it; I always used either WiFi or a cellular-data connection. The notebook I bought for my fiancee a couple months ago doesn't have a modem at all IIRC. I still have a controller-based PC Card modem kicking around somewhere, but newer machines don't have PC Card slots and the phone-cord dongle got stolen along with my notebook (don't ask me why the modem and its dongle weren't in the same place).

      Can you absolutely 100% guarantee that your hotel or conference center will have WORKING wifi?

      No, but that's why you have a data plan on your cellphone. It costs a little bit more than what AOHell is charging for dial-up (less, if that $50/month you quoted is accurate), but (1) it's much faster (usually 1-2 Mbps in 3G service areas on my iPhone 4) and (2) it works nearly anywhere.

      Even if WiFi is available, if a hotel/airport/whatever charges for it, I usually stick with cellular data as I've already paid for it and it's fast enough for most purposes.

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    83. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I know about all those (Network Analyst). This was specific about FB tracking me across sites. Clearing Cookies on a regular basis and using a variety of computers, most of which are behind a NAT wall and similarly configured workstations.

      The issue is that most of my browsing is anonymous, convoluted and obfuscated. If they can track ME from that, Kudos.

      For instance, right now, I'm using two different computers each has three browsers on them, which I use depending on what I'm looking at. Not to mention, my phone which has its own Browser/Use.

      FB isn't tracking me except on FB. No way it could.

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    84. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by nobuddy · · Score: 1

      I am an OTR truck driver... and this is no longer accurate. I use verizon tethering for my internet and in the two years I have been using it thus, I have not had a single failure within reason. (broke down in the middle of the mountains of nevada... no signal. But there was NO signal of any sort there, no radio, no TV, no cell of any company..)

    85. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Jon_S · · Score: 1

      Exactly. My folks (about 80 years old) have the fastest internet connection of anybody in the family (Fios) even though they can barely use the computer. Their e-mail is still the same AOL account I set up for them years and years ago, but they haven't paid anything for years. They even still run the AOL app instead of using the web interface (have tried to tell them they don't need to use the app, but old habits die hard).

      The point is, AOL went completely free as in beer several years ago. All you had to do is call them up and they stopped billing you. The only thing that changed is that you couldn't dial in.

    86. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I set up an account when having an extended stay with my Grandmother, about 5 years ago. Used it for a month, then called to cancel after the trip. I don't even think it took 5 minutes, and I wasn't even once pressured to keep the account.

    87. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      It's possible that this is not what you meant, but I'm pretty sure "they're old" is not a valid excuse to swindle.

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    88. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I wrapped up that part of my life about 2.5 years ago. At the time, I was using Verizon's wireless card. Had a few spots in the midwest, a couple in PA, and several in the south with issues. Granted, it was much better overall than the others, and there were plenty of places where I could play Warcraft without trouble. All that said, I'm happy not to have to rely on it any longer.

      BTW, my brother referred to the sleeper as a prison cell on wheels.

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    89. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      That's weird, cause I too read it as "mother in law" the first time around, but it clearly says father. Maybe Freud was onto someone after all.

    90. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by BZ · · Score: 1

      The post I was replying to says "Mother" pretty clearly (with the capital letter).

    91. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Ah, indeed it does. Slashdot's misleading nested layout wins again. [Shakes fist]

    92. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "becum"? Watching too much porn?

    93. Re:My grandmother is one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for contributing. Now go back to your xbox.

  2. Duh by zoomshorts · · Score: 0

    Someday this will not be true.

  3. If 75% of subscribers don't need it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How sorry I feel for the 25% of subscribers that do need AOL!

    1. Re:If 75% of subscribers don't need it... by jcwayne · · Score: 5, Funny

      He'll be okay.

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  4. Inertia by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, essentially the bottom line of AOL is bolstered by "inertia"? Is there a compelling reason why someone hasn't told the investors and / or the people getting bilked?

    1. Re:Inertia by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, essentially the bottom line of AOL is bolstered by "inertia"?

      Works for the RIAA. Actually, truth be told, this is how a lot of out-dated behemoths stay in business.

    2. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Yeah, right after we get rid of Microsoft, whom has the same business model.

      "Whom" is not a fancy way of saying "who." It has a grammatical part to play.

    3. Re:Inertia by tunapez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've told them until I am blue in the face!

      The AOLers cannot grasp the concept that they can retain their email addresses without paying for the unnecessary services. We've even downloaded their emails and contacts, opened IE and FF without AOL but they still don't believe. MSNers are no different. They are all the 60yo+ crowd who got online with the dial-up services and believe they still need these portals to get online with their Comcast/Cox/Qwest hi-speed. It doesn't help that the AOL operators outright lie to them about the necessity of the service.

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    4. Re:Inertia by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      No doubt inertia plays a part, but many companies bottom lines are bolstered by misinformation and ignorance, that's obvious any time you turn on the television and watch an ad break. Sixty percent for AOL is probably low compared to others out there. Is it really possible that they can keep inventing new and improved toothbrushes, razors and air fresheners every year? Of course it isn't, but that doesn't stop some of the largest conglomerates making billions by selling lies and scaring people into believing that their homes stink and that the mascara they bought last year is now worthless junk that makes them look like shit.

      Par for the course, and I can't see it changing any time soon.

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    5. Re:Inertia by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      In which case I have no qualms about letting them waste their money. It's one thing to misunderstand or plain forget about a monthly outgoing (sure, in an ideal world one would keep a closer eye on things, but I can understand it), but if people are going to wilfully ignore the advice of those trying to help them then they can shovel the cash into a furnace for all I care.

    6. Re:Inertia by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Care to show me a vendor selection tool for refrigeration components that works on something other than windows? until then either I can sell gear and use windows, or I can use a different OS and not sell anything.

      Also, auocad(the standard in HVAC) is windows only as of right now, as is revit(the likely next standard)

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    7. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Inertia by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The term you're looking for is fraud. I remember trying out their music service and being billed for things that I didn't want or need. And each time I'd call them they'd magically find other options. I ended up having to curse out the customer retention specialist before they'd accept that I wanted to be disconnected. Stupid prick made all sorts of distortions to try to scare me into staying.

    9. Re:Inertia by hedwards · · Score: 0

      To be fair, they have yet to invent a razor that actually gives me a decent shave. And until they hit that point there's a legitimate reason to keep coming up with better designs.

    10. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I stopped trying to convert people to FOSS years ago. If you haven't figured it out by now, FOSS doesn't need you.

    11. Re:Inertia by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many wet-shave hobbyists swear by traditional double-edged and straight razors, and use soaps or creams with shaving brushes as part of the process (Badger & Blade is a good resource for learning more). It helps to take your time and treat it as a pampering ritual to be savoured and and not a chore. Good preparation is part of it. I've just started using traditional soap pucks and a badger brush and it's made me look forward to shaving now, although the razor I received as a gift with the brush set takes only Mach3 heads so I'm yet to use a double-edged safety razor (I don't think I'd ever have the balls and patience for a straight). The Mach3 is a reasonable enough shave, but the refills are expensive and it's disingenous to think that Gillette can keep topping it and their current offerings forever. Will they reach a pinnacle cartridge and just stop, saying it is the best they can do and no razor will be perfect? I doubt it.

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    12. Re:Inertia by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      I think this is an example of the previous article "America Losing Its Edge In Innovation". AOL could have been the internet leader, it had a huge head start. They could have at least tried to be the Amazon or Google of the Internet. But I guess they were happy in fooling their customers into believing they were providing "content".

    13. Re:Inertia by mangu · · Score: 0

      So, essentially the bottom line of AOL is bolstered by "inertia"?

      Works for the RIAA. Actually, truth be told, this is how a lot of out-dated behemoths stay in business.

      Works for Microsoft. For me, the year of Linux on the desktop was 1999, I had been using Linux since 1995 but in 1999 I stopped using Microsoft for anything but a few games.

    14. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agreed on the wet-shave thing. Rubbing warm lather onto your face with a soft brush in the morning feels really good. And those soap pucks last forever. For 2 bucks, I get as much lather on my face as 7 or 8 bucks worth of cans/gel would cost.

    15. Re:Inertia by lwsimon · · Score: 0

      Double edged razors are hard to find in stores - I finally found one in a flea market. Blades are cheap and plentiful, though, and they are as good as Mach 3.

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    16. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah! You tell whom!

    17. Re:Inertia by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      If you have broadband you can still connect to AOL without having to pay for it. The $20 a month or whatever is only for the dial-up service.

      You went through far more trouble than you needed to, and could have convinced them without it.

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    18. Re:Inertia by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Autodesk appears to have an AutoCAD for Mac product, but I have no idea if it is limited in some way, or if the HVAC specific components are Windows only. But it may well be that no decent vendor selection tool is available for non-Windows operating systems.

      Of course, for your line of work, paying extra for a Mac may not make much sense, since it may not provide much (if any) additional benefit over Windows, considering the cost difference. For better or worse, GNU/Linux and other FOSS operating systems, don't have a culture that is particularly friendly to non-free software.

      That is sort of the way of things. You have Windows which although flawed is good enough for many things, OS X which is only available (at least offically) for Apple Computers, and the free POSIX-style operating systems which are not particulary friendly to non-free software vendors. As far as desktops go, those are pretty much all of them worth considering. Other desktop systems do exist, like the Plan 9-based Inferno, or ReactOS, but those projects are obscure enough that support options are too limited for most people, including many slashdotters.

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    19. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that depend on whether its your inheritance they're shoveling?

    20. Re:Inertia by cgenman · · Score: 1

      AOL's free service can connect through their existing network, using the AOL software they're comfortable with. They don't have to change software. They're just using the same software to connect through the DSL they already pay for.

    21. Re:Inertia by Arterion · · Score: 1

      I did the wet shave thing for years, but went back to gels about a year ago. I was such an advocate of it when I did it, and I loved it... but since I've stopped, I don't miss it at all. Maybe it was just the inertia keeping me on wet shaving, based off my enthusiasm that it was going to be so great at the start.

      Maybe I'll find my brush and give it another whirl and be amazed, and wonder how I lived without it.

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    22. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend grabbing a $17 straight razor off Amazon that uses disposable blades. If you don't like it, you're not out too much, and if you do, you can make the jump to a permanent blade. Make sure you get all the necessary sharpening equipment, though. That sucka needs to be SHARP!

    23. Re:Inertia by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Why this came up in an article about AOL I'm not sure, but there's really no excuse to stay with a Mach 3 or whatever. Just buy a double-edge already. It's an amazing difference.

      They are hard to find in stores in the US (inexpensively anyway - check out cutlery/sword&knife stores in malls for nice expensive ones), but everywhere else in the world they are found in normal drug stores for $5-10. I bought my first one in Thailand (~$3), a slightly upgraded one in London about a year later (~$8), and finally found an awesome all-steel model with a neat mechanism from the 60's at a flea market (like another replier) for $4. All of them perform identically - the blade does all the work - the only difference is how it feels in your hand.

      My point is - just order one online, and there's no need to pay more than the cost of a pack of mach 3 refills - shaving enthusiast sites are all about the ridiculously expensive ones (same you'll find in the cutlery shops), but it's really not necessary. Enthusiast websites are money traps - you'll walk away thinking the only acceptable option is the most expensive one. Sometimes it's true, but often it isn't, as in this case.

    24. Re:Inertia by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot to mention - it's a disgrace that they put Mach 3 style razors in with gift sets that include nice brushes and so on. I've seen them in fancy department stores and I'm guessing what you got is one of those. How ridiculous - a fancy (made in china) handle with a cheesy mach 3 head on it :)

      The soaps and so on they sell are probably great, but expensive - I've tried various puck soaps and they're ok, but I like shave creams (not foam or gel). Trader Joe's makes a really nice one, and it's inexpensive.

    25. Re:Inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't shave my balls with a straight razor.

    26. Re:Inertia by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      Double edged razors are hard to find in stores - I finally found one in a flea market. Blades are cheap and plentiful, though, and they are as good as Mach 3.

      But ... but ... but the Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power razor has FIVE FUCKING BLADES!

      (Really, it does ...)

    27. Re:Inertia by serialband · · Score: 1

      If you want a good disposable razor and happen to travel to Asia, or even Waikiki, grab all the single blade Bic razors you can find. The disposable safety razor blades for sale everywhere else I've been in the US are unnaturally dull when brand new.

      I was recently out of the country and forgot to pack some razors and bought some single blade Bic Razors that gave me a better shave than the double or triple blade I've been using. On a previous trip, a friend even grabbed all the extra complimentary hotel no name single blade razors from all our rooms. I hadn't realized then exactly what he had found out. The Bics were extremely sharp, and after nearly a week of use, it finally felt like what I normally got with the expensive double or triple blades. I even tried some single blade Bics in the US as comparison and found them to be tremendously dull in comparison.

      Are we just getting all the shoddiest made materials shipped into this country? Next time I travel, I'm stocking up on the better razors. There's nothing like a good sharp razor for a really comfortable close shave.

    28. Re:Inertia by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      For $5 per cartridge, I can run the blade over my face five times :)

      Seriously though - I have a straight razor as well that does the job admirably, but upkeep is a bitch - drying, stropping, honing... No thanks. I use it sometimes, but mostly just use the old British butterfly razor.

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    29. Re:Inertia by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
  5. Not a surprise by ThatKidYouDid · · Score: 0

    As an in home tech I think 99% of people that I saw paying for aol didn't actually use dial up. Most of the time it wasn't worth trying to explain why they were essentially throwing away $25 a month, until I told them that my services would pay for themselves after only 4 months.

  6. Debunked by maeka · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:Debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Debunked? The link you provided seems inline withe article to me.

      I assume you were thrown off by the advertising revenue being around 50%. There's just one key fact you are missing; AOL shows ads to it's subscribers! Horrible I know, but so is this news, which, unless someone finds new evidence to the contrary, appears to be true.

    2. Re:Debunked by Zen-Mind · · Score: 1

      I must admit it's hard to dismiss this SEC document that states that only ~43% of revenue comes from subscription. But even using those numbers it would mean that at least 30% of their revenue comes from misinformed customers :P

    3. Re:Debunked by LibRT · · Score: 2

      I think you're confusing revenue with profit...

    4. Re:Debunked by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That shows 43% of their revenues coming from subscriptions. The article says 80% of profits come from those revenues. Does the 10-Q you linked contradict that? I would guess the accounting rules for deciding which profits come from which revenues are complicated, since it seems like a nebulous question.

    5. Re:Debunked by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      AOL shows ads on its Netscape properties as well, along with other sites it owns such as Mapquest.

      It's also important to understand that revenues and profits are not the same thing. Revenues are income from operations. Profits are what's left over from your income after you substract liabilities, which include expenses, short and long debt and a few other things.

    6. Re:Debunked by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 0

      Actually profits are are left over from when your assets, which includes your income, but also includes other assets.

    7. Re:Debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From AOL's SEC filing:
      "Our subscription revenues have relatively low direct costs, and accordingly, our subscription access service represents the source of the vast majority of our operating income."

  7. My mother did this for years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had a cable modem in the house, but my mother insisted on using dialup to AOL. She used to because it was easy, and she could chat with all her friends back home. As Skype, facebook, and other tools became more mature she dropped AOL. I think this was only about a year ago.

  8. AOL Stocks dropping in 3... 2... 1... by SchizoDuckie · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, hold that thought for another 17 hours, there's no stocks trading on sundays..

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    1. Re:AOL Stocks dropping in 3... 2... 1... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Nah, investors know that AOL breaks down their revenues in their annual report, so they know that the article is wrong.

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  9. Only 60? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had always assumed that 100% of their userbase were misinformed customers. Whats the excuse of that other 40% then?

    1. Re:Only 60? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      It doesn't say 60% of the customers are misinformed, it says 60% of AOL's profits come from misinformed customers. I guess that means 40% of their profits come from advertising companies for showing their ads to those misinformed customers.

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  10. Only 60? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    I find that hard to believe.

    I might believe you if you said 100%.

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  11. Or maybe it's just the stress of quitting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    My aunt and uncle were AOL subscribers for years because they couldn't get broadband from the cable company or DSL from the phone company. Part of the problem might have been they had an unusual postal address, a road extension, not just a site on the road, which may have confused their databases, but eventually the power company came in, and I managed to get access to a supervisor who knew the area and would authorize an installer to come out.

    Yay.

    But they had to quit AOL first. It took several minutes of persuasion from the person at their customer service, and more than a little crying.

    I swear, they must be specially trained to be so emotionally manipulative.

    Oh well, at least they have 30 Mbps now. What do they need it for? Next to nothing, but EPB doesn't offer anything slower. How inconsiderate of them, isn't it??

       

    1. Re:Or maybe it's just the stress of quitting. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Shit. I live in the middle of the city and the best I can do is about 12Mbps. Competitive broadband market my ass.

  12. Please don't respond to this troll by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please, slashdotters, don't respond to this obvious troll. Thank you for your support.

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  13. Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by SchizoDuckie · · Score: 5, Informative
    Time for ./'ers to step in and save their grandparents some money:

    How to Cancel an AOL Dial-Up Service By Stacey Price, eHow Contributor
    Canceling your AOL account is a simple task that can be done over the phone or online. With the integration of AOL's free web-based email service, you can cancel your dial-up service and still enjoy some of their features by converting to a free AOL account if you have an Internet connection.
    Instructions
    Things You'll Need:
    • Account information
    • Answer to your security question
    • Phone number
    1. Go to http://bill.aol.com/
    2. Sign on with the primary screen name that you created when you registered your AOL account. Type the answer to your account security question and click "Continue."
    3. Click "Cancel my billing" in the right panel under the "I want to" heading.
    4. Click "How do I cancel my paid member account or convert it to a free member account" in the right panel, under "Frequently Asked Questions."
    5. Follow the on-screen instructions to send the cancellation request. It can be done through an electronic cancellation request online, by fax or mail.

    Tips & Warnings

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    1. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by hedwards · · Score: 2

      You forgot the step where you have to curse the CRS out in order for them to acknowledge that you told them to quit. I remember spending a full half an hour on the phone with one of them people before I had the bright idea to just curse him out for being a liar and a general son of a bitch. I'd told him several times that I wasn't interested in continuing to subscribe.

    2. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I took cancellation calls as a customer service rep for a few months. Most of the time I sympathized with the customers who wanted to cancel and clearly would not be swayed by the scripted "save" offers I was required to make. But when customers started cursing or being rude, I was only too happy to continue with my script and take my time with it. And after speaking with some especially rude customers, I accidentally checked the "free-for-three-months-then-begin-charging-again" response instead of "cancel". Oops.

    3. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOHell has always made it as dificult as possible to unsubscribe from their so called "service"! Also in the past uninstalling their software in many cases resulted in an unusable operating system that forced a re-install, resulting in lost data and time.

    4. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Confusador · · Score: 1

      No, after you've given them notice, preferably by certified mail, you just stop paying the bill.

    5. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Mandatory+Default · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You think that's pretty funny, don't you? I say it's pathetic and I hope your karma catches up to you in a big way. I talk to those AOL customers every day. Many of them are senior citizens. On average, they aren't well educated, and they don't have a lot of money. For some of them, $25 a month is a lot of money. So while you laugh your way to the bank with your paycheck, your health insurance, and all of the other benefits, remember that the people you are screwing are the ones that funded that paycheck, and the reason they are so angry in the first place is because of the way they've been treated by AOL customer service reps.

    6. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took cancellation calls as a customer service rep for a few months. Most of the time I sympathized with the customers who wanted to cancel and clearly would not be swayed by the scripted "save" offers I was required to make. But when customers started cursing or being rude, I was only too happy to continue with my script and take my time with it. And after speaking with some especially rude customers, I accidentally checked the "free-for-three-months-then-begin-charging-again" response instead of "cancel". Oops.

      Which pretty much made you the asshole, deserving of the bitching out you got.

    7. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by kbolino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He who pays the piper calls the tune.

      The employee is paid by AOL, not by AOL's customers; by preventing them from being able to cancel, he is in fact preserving the revenue that is necessary for his job to continue. Vicious cycle, and all that. Of course, this makes him a robot rather than a human, but I don't see you offering to provide him with an alternate source of income.

      [substitute the appropriate pronouns as you see fit should Capt. Skinny not be male]

    8. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      So to sum it all up, you're a dick?

      Nice.

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    9. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That would be fraud. It's not really an accident if you clicked it on purpose, and whether or not it was an accident you don't have the authorization to keep billing. It's not unreasonable for a customer to expect that after having said no twice that the next step is actually cancelling the service. If even that many times.

    10. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > On average, they aren't well educated, and they don't have a lot of money.

      You don't need an education or money to be polite. The OP clearly he said he was only a dick to people who were rude to him. I think the OP and I have a lot in common - I'll be pleasant and courteous, and do what I have to -- unless you start cursing me out without provocation. In that case, I'll be the biggest dick I can.

      For example, if you think it's a good idea to tailgate me because I'm only going 10 over the speed limit, I will slow down. Slower and slower. And man, I mean, I have almost no lower bound. I'll do 10 in an 80 if you're on my ass. Until you decide to pass me. Then I'll speed up so you're still stuck behind me. You would have been much better off waiting until it was safe to pass, and put on your turn signal. I'll move right in my lane and slow down 'till you're past.

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    11. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 2

      You think that's pretty funny, don't you?

      Not really, I just thought that karma needed a little help catching up to rude customers.

    12. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by TBBle · · Score: 1

      Time for ./'ers

      to start referring to themselves by the correct handle?

      Unless you're calling to arms people who cut dots up with knives and wear extraneous apostrophes?

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    13. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expect a subpoena. Idiot.

    14. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, I just thought that karma needed a little help catching up to rude customers.

      By committing fraud against them? And that's something you're proud of?

    15. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by sznupi · · Score: 1

      ...and so the vicious circles can happily continue

      (also, I didn't know that ignoring the caller - going through countless scripted gotchas instead of just promptly doing what the still-customer asks for - is a sign of politeness, thanks for the heads up)

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    16. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So, where should be put the limit? At lynches? Only limited number of them allowed per month?

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    17. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by sznupi · · Score: 1

      And how long that free web-based email service will remain now...

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    18. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you die of ball cancer.

    19. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic but your driving example caught my attn.

      This depends on the lane, but if you were referencing the left most then this applies. If I'm on your ass during rush hour in the left most lane, I don't care how much over the speed limit you are going. It all depends on the amount of room in front of you. If there isn't any road in front of you, I wont get on your ass unless some dick behind me decides that he thinks he can pass me on the right and I consequently need to close the gap in my lane to tell him to fuck off. However, if there is room in front of you I will get on your ass to let you know that I want to actually use the left lane to pass people, as many people as I can, as quickly as I can. In that case either speed up or get out of the way. I also hate people who are in front of me and get left when a new lane opens up, then proceed to go exactly the same speed that they were doing before they got over. Absolutely asinine and infuriating.

    20. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Your documented behaviour is almost correct, IMHO.

      If you are following somebody in the left lane who is passing somebody, then keep a respectful following distance until he completes the pass and moves right to let you pass. Hogging the left lane is one of the rudest driving behaviours I can think of. But tailgating someone who is using it to pass, just because they are not passing fast enough for your taste, is worse.

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    21. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      The answer is in the title's position "Customer Service Representative", because that's exactly what you are...an employee representing that particular company. If you decide to take that position, then you have to take the shit that's thrown at you because you become that company whether you like it or not. So if AOL pisses of a customer then, as a representative, have to take the heat because that's what you get paid to do.

      Don't like it? Find another job where you don't deal with customers or work for a company that doesn't rip people off.

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    22. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > So if AOL pisses of a customer then, as a representative, have to
      > take the heat because that's what you get paid to do.

      It is perfectly possible to express yourself without cursing at a CSR. The fact that there are people such as yourself who cannot even understand that is possible to express how you feel about a company without resorting to four-letter words saddens me to no end.

      There is absolutely no need to be rude to somebody who is doing their job in a courteous way. None whatsoever.

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    23. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by cwtrex · · Score: 2

      I typically follow the guideline that the right and center lanes are for slow people or those needing to turn off soon and the left lane is for passing/speeding; however, there are a few roads I break this guideline myself if the following applies:

      - the road has a few left exits and I need to take one of those left exits myself
      - heavy traffic where people (such as myself) with horrible depth perception can cause accidents
      - traffic is moving between the right, center, and exit lanes frequently

      To remedy the situation where I may not be moving fast enough for the person behind me, I will attempt to speed up or slow down to where the person has a gap to pass me on the right. I will match my speed to the gap in hopes they get the idea this is where they should pass me if they wish to move quicker than I am willing.

      Driving exclusively in the left lane was a taboo I was uncomfortable with until after a series of close incidents that I didn't wish to repeat. I have since found peace with driving in the left lane on these particular roads and leave the dangers of the center and right lanes to those wishing to pass me.

    24. Re:Todo: Get your granny's AOL login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need an education or money to be polite. The OP clearly he said he was only a dick to people who were rude to him. I think the OP and I have a lot in common - I'll be pleasant and courteous, and do what I have to -- unless you start cursing me out without provocation. In that case, I'll be the biggest dick I can.

      Refusing to cancel the account when requested to is insanely rude. It doesn't matter that's what his boss wanted. The OP is paid to be a dick.

  14. People are creatures of habit by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It took me YEARS to wean most of my AOL using friends/relatives off of AOL. Once something winds up getting "automatically charged" on their credit card every month, a lot of folks are just too lazy to change. None of them were using any of AOL's "value added services" and it was just an email application for them. Most of them already had high speed internet from their cable company or a telco DSL line already. They're all using gmail now.

    1. Re:People are creatures of habit by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      I do home and small business IT. I also happen to be lucky enough to live in an area with multiple cable and DSL providers. With almost every customer I have had over the last 5 years, I've had the discussion on why the ISPs "give" away free email address' and that is to lock them in, as we all know it is as much of a pain in the ass to change your email address as to change your phone number. I have tried to migrate every one of them to one of the free non-ISP emails. Most seem to understand my point that they should not allow an essentially free product to influence their value for dollar comparison shopping, but many still persist in retaining their comcast/aol emails because they find the changeover to be daunting and never end up considering the other providers because of it.

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    2. Re:People are creatures of habit by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I have had over the last 5 years, I've had the discussion on why the ISPs "give" away free email address' and that is to lock them in, as we all know it is as much of a pain in the ass to change your email address as to change your phone number.

      I've managed successfully to keep my family from using their ISP addresses by simply not telling people their address when I set up email.

      I'm like 'Oh, I don't know what your ISP account is, but why don't you just use gmail or hotmail?'

      The joke is, if people are really determined to pay for their email, they can buy a domain name for about $3 a month at somewhere like godaddy and other registrars, and then you also have a domain name, which is what I recommend to people who are even slightly internet savey. The idea of someone paying $9 a month just for email is insane.

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    3. Re:People are creatures of habit by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It took me YEARS to wean most of my AOL using friends/relatives off of AOL. Once something winds up getting "automatically charged" on their credit card every month, a lot of folks are just too lazy to change.

      If, as you're implying, your friends were simply "too lazy" to bother spending five minutes on something that would save them loads in the long term, why were you spending "YEARS" getting them to change?

      Don't get me wrong, AOL is, and always has been, a dickish company, and I don't like to see them get people's money. But if people know the score and are so damn lazy they won't change despite repeated attempts by you... they probably deserve to be ripped off- they sure as hell don't deserve your help, so why waste your time?

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    4. Re:People are creatures of habit by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      The joke is, if people are really determined to pay for their email, they can buy a domain name for about $3 a month at somewhere like godaddy and other registrars, and then you also have a domain name, which is what I recommend to people who are even slightly internet savey. The idea of someone paying $9 a month just for email is insane.

      Totally, unfortunately most of my customers tend to be user savy and already some sort of web presence/experience. I get a lot of recent or close to retirees, who are used to whatever they used computers for in business or work and usually want to start paying bills and make purchases online. While, I do ensure their OS' is updated, firewalled, AVed and so forth, I tend, for many, to spend a lot of time talking about good password practices, looking for HTTPS for logins, checking amazon/ebay customer ratings and having dummy email accounts for iffy sites that require registration.

      The funny thing is when I started CRTs were king and pretty much all PC's were on a desktop, I spent a lot of time talking about ergonomics. I'd look at their setup and to me I just saw pain. CRT's set on 60Hz, mice with no pads or those paper thin pads (no wrist pad), mice that you have to almost fully extend your arm to use, keyboard right in front of a high sharp edge, screens angled upward and spring back chairs so soft you might as well be sitting on a stool,.

      The worst part back then was PC's were so much slower, so it took 4-6 whole hours to download and install everything they needed, nowadays it only takes like 1 1/2 - 2 and I spend the rest of the time talking and tweaking.

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    5. Re:People are creatures of habit by fermion · · Score: 1
      Let's take this one step further. Most people do not need a land line phone. There are some advantages to having it, mostly a feeling of security, both real and imagined. Most of us have grown up with a land line, so not having one seems a false economy.

      I know people who still pay huge amounts for calling on land lines, or use phone cards, when Skype give superior call quality to many countries at a fraction of the cost. Why, that is what they learned to do. People have been trained to go home and watch cable TV, so they are OK with paying for an internet connection and TV when they only really need the internet connection.

      So AOL may be a useless service, or it may be serving a niche need that allows internet access to those that might not otherwise take the time to relearn a new tool. It is like when I tell people they can do email and surf on a tablet instead of their virus infect slow PC. It would make sense to to use 15 watts instead of 100 watts to do this work, and not give the power company profit merely because these people are misinformed, but hey they won't do it. It is arguable that most money is mae simply through knowledge arbitrage.

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    6. Re:People are creatures of habit by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      they probably deserve to be ripped off- they sure as hell don't deserve your help, so why waste your time?

      What part of the word "friends" didn't you understand?

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    7. Re:People are creatures of habit by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      What part of the word "friends" didn't you understand?

      They're his/her friends, not mine. I'm entitled to think what I like about them.

      But frankly, you missed the point. I wasn't criticising him trying to help out his friends (and relatives) in the first place. That's a decent thing of him to do, and the type of thing one would expect someone to do for their friends.

      What's clear (at least the way he put it) is that it took him "YEARS" of getting his friends who were "just too *lazy* [my emphasis] to change". He, I assume, gave them advice and offered to help them move away from wasting money on something they didn't need, for very little effort on their part. Something that would solely benefit them- and they were too lazy to do it.

      Friends or not, after the first few times, you're under no obligation to bust a gut for "YEARS" trying to help out people who obviously don't care that they're losing money and are too lazy to spend five minutes changing things over.

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    8. Re:People are creatures of habit by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I'd look at their setup and to me I just saw pain. CRT's set on 60Hz, mice with no pads or those paper thin pads (no wrist pad), mice that you have to almost fully extend your arm to use, keyboard right in front of a high sharp edge, screens angled upward and spring back chairs so soft you might as well be sitting on a stool.

      No shit. People's physical computer layout often blows me away.

      The screen goes at the level of your eyes. The keyboard and mouse go at the level of your elbows, preferably with an armrest that you can lay them one. Also, it's not a good idea to rub your wrist on a sharp corner like an idiot.

      It's not damn rocket science, people.

      People see my layout and they're like 'Why do you have your monitor on a piece of wood set on two bricks?'. (So it's at eye height, obviously.) I look at theirs and go 'My god, how do you not ruin your neck looking at this things? And your wrists, while we're at it?'

      It's funny how many people actually have nice keyboard and mouse cushions...and have their mouse and keyboard as such absurd positions they can't even use them.

      Speaking CRTs set at 60Hrz...they might not do that now, but they do happily set incorrect resolutions on their monitors instead of just scaling the fonts and icons, which Windows can do easily.

      So everything is just slightly blurry.

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  15. Waste of money by redalien · · Score: 2, Funny

    A subscription that nobody needs? Oh, the irony.

    1. Re:Waste of money by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      A subscription that nobody needs? Oh, the irony.

      Are we talking about AoL or slashdot subscriptions?

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  16. No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The only secret about this is that 75% is shockingly low. Is AOL known for anything other than elder fraud?

  17. AOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait.... people still use AOL? I thought that died off years ago with the onset of DSL and Cable available in the majority of areas across the country.

  18. Oh look, trolls with friends. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have karma to burn, kids. Moderate away. I will eat your modpoints for breakfast and come back for lunch.

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  19. Where are the lawyers? by pz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me.

    No, I'm being serious. This is an abusive business practice. In financial circles, similar actions to intentionally mislead clients, especially elderly ones, especially by omission of whether a particular service is needed or not, is a very big deal and results in loss of license to the sales agent and potentially punitive action by the SEC to the employing firm. The scales of money are different, but the sleazy flavor is the same.

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    1. Re:Where are the lawyers? by LibRT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You must be kidding. If I sell you a screwdriver, am I under any sort of obligation to determine whether in fact you require a screwdriver, and if so, that the screwdriver you are considering purchasing is the appropriate one for your purposes??? And why "...especially elderly ones..."? Give your head a shake - adults can make their own decisions on how to spend their money, even when those decisions are not to your liking.

    2. Re:Where are the lawyers? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      A screwdriver is a general-purpose tool, it's easy to imagine that most people would have use for one - if not every day, then at least on occasion. Dial-up internet is a special service, and is sold for one purpose: to get online. The vast majority of people don't need it, and telling them that they do is definitely mis-selling. It's also a service, not goods, and there is a different obligation to determine that a service is being sold correctly, compared to goods.

    3. Re:Where are the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having been through law school, I suspect that the lawyers are all busy taking, you know, cases they have an actual chance to win instead of getting their advice from Slashdotters.

      Your post is a fucking perfect example of a little knowledge being a very dangerous thing.

    4. Re:Where are the lawyers? by JohnAllison · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which country you are from, but in the United States many legislatures have enacted laws to protect the elderly from those trying to take advantage of their age, trusting nature, and in some cases dementia.

      There is even an entire area of law known as, wait for it, elder law.

      So when the GP brings this issue up, it is indeed, a valid of question of law for the jurisdiction in which AOL operates, the United States.

    5. Re:Where are the lawyers? by mick232 · · Score: 1

      Thank god you are a Slashdotter, so I don't have to take your advice!

    6. Re:Where are the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A screwdriver is a general-purpose tool, it's easy to imagine that most people would have use for one - if not every day, then at least on occasion. Dial-up internet is a special service, and is sold for one purpose: to get online. The vast majority of people don't need it, and telling them that they do is definitely mis-selling. It's also a service, not goods, and there is a different obligation to determine that a service is being sold correctly, compared to goods.

      Define a general-purpose tool please, because going by your 'imagine that most people would have use for one - if not every day, then at least on occasion" the internet is a "general purpose tool" that can easily be imagined as being need by most people - if not every day, then at least on occasion...especially here in 2011 as oppossed to back in 1990. If you're ignorant of what you need in order to do something, you've no business doing it. Every computer nerd can probably pick out a conversation in which they've lamented to the fact that there needs to be a test everyone has to take before they buy/operate a computer.

      If I go to Advance Auto Parts and buy a special purpose tool to help fix my truck...is it the stores responsibility to ensure I know what the fuck I'm doing? Is it there responsibilty to ensure I've bought the right tool for the job? No. Quit signing up to be a victim people. Start taking responsibility for your actions. If you don't one day your going to wake up and wonder why everyone takes advantage of you...that is if you're even aware enough to realize it. One of the problems caused by not taking responsiblity for your actions is the loss in awareness regarding those actions.

      If you're wife/husband/significant other/you go to the store to buy a tshirt and end up buying a pool cleaning service when you have no pool to clean...is it the stores fault? No. It's the purchasing parties fault for being ignorant of THEIR OWN needs.

      This is not news. This happens every day in almost every business model. If you're shocked...I suggest it's time for you to wake the fuck up. I'd also suggest paying more attention to the things you do because you're probably being taken by someone in much the same way people are being "taken" by AOL

    7. Re:Where are the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which country you are from, but in the United States many legislatures have enacted laws to protect the elderly from those trying to take advantage of their age, trusting nature, and in some cases dementia.

      There is even an entire area of law known as, wait for it, elder law.

      So when the GP brings this issue up, it is indeed, a valid of question of law for the jurisdiction in which AOL operates, the United States.


      The funny thing is that I can guarantee you that a huge majority of these elderly people are the very same ones who will go on about "personal responsibility" and how they don't want or need the government looking out for their interests. And you know what? I've gotten to the point where I feel that those people deserve to be ripped off, especially if it's due to the "unregulated free market" in action. Fuck em.

    8. Re:Where are the lawyers? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Dial-up internet is not something the majority of people need. If you don't believe that, then this is a really stupid conversation. And I'm not being "taken in" by anybody, thank you very much. In the UK, at least, these sorts of sales practices would result in legal action (which has taken place - a bunch of banks have just had to pay compensation for mis-selling investment products to older folk who didn't need them).

    9. Re:Where are the lawyers? by justinlee37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is more like if I come into your hardware store and say "I need to drive this nail into this board and I have a hammer, do I need anything else?" and you tell me that I need to buy a screwdriver and 10 lbs. of bark chips as well.

      Apparently some people have been calling AOL and asking if they still need a subscription after getting a new internet connection, and the operators are lying to them and saying they do. That sounds pretty sleazy to me.

    10. Re:Where are the lawyers? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Man, who shit in your cereal?

    11. Re:Where are the lawyers? by pz · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between a one-time purchase of a relatively low-cost item, a screwdriver in your example, and the establishment of a binding contract that carries substantial monthly fees and is good until cancelled.

      Selling someone something they do not need by convincing them they do, even by something as seemingly innocent as not mentioning that they don't actually need it, with potentially large eventual cost, is called a predatory business practice. Using such means to take advantage of a vulnerable population, like the elderly or the handicapped, is illegal.

      If you don't already know about this important part of daily life, then I would suggest some studying. If you didn't realize from reading the summary that AOL is predating on the elderly (there's that phrase, "many of whom are older people"), I would suggest working on your reading comprehension.

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    12. Re:Where are the lawyers? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Investment products are highly regulated, nothing to do with buying screwdrivers or internet service...

    13. Re:Where are the lawyers? by joocemann · · Score: 2

      I feel your analogy is inappropriate.

      If by 'screwdriver', you mean e-mail account, and then you called "AOL" a 'screwdriver license", we might start making a fair analogy...

    14. Re:Where are the lawyers? by LibRT · · Score: 2

      I can certainly appreciate, from afar, the appeal hyper-regulation has for the simpleton. But presuming adults of a certain age incapable of making informed decisions is beyond condescending. Seniors are the wealthiest segment of the population and seem, for the most part, to do just fine - I don't view them in the same frail, incapable light you do. Of course, it is a different story if they are mentally incompetent, but that applies at any age.

      The entire concept of "up-selling" is based upon selling people things they largely don't need or don't want or both. Electronics stores make an enormous chunk of their profit on "extended warranties". Car dealers likewise on "rust protection". In fact, by your reasoning, virtually any "brand" is violating this "mis-selling" principal you've made up, as there is in virtually all cases a considerably cheaper non-branded version. When you get to high school, you too will learn more about such things, and I think you'll find them interesting.

      As for "predating" the elderly, I'll cop to an occasional cougar in desperate circumstances, but I don't "predate", "date" or "postdate" the elderly - they just don't turn my crank that way.

    15. Re:Where are the lawyers? by LibRT · · Score: 1

      In both cases it is simply a product or sevice which is purchased by a customer. Some people have made the quite incorrect comparison to financial services, and others have rightly pointed out the flaw: investment advice, or any other professional advice, is held to a higher standard at law. The standard which applies to a salesperson at AOL is equivalent to the screwdriver salesman: they both sell a product, and if you don't take a large grain of salt with the advice you get from a person with a vested interest in over-selling you, well, you get what you deserve.

      Let's be clear: the AOL salespeople represent AOL's interests entirely and are not employed by the customer to look out for the customer's interests. This is distinct from the financial services model, wherein the customer is specifically paying for advice and has a right to expect unbiased advice. There is no "license" required to be an AOL sales rep. Caveat emptor.

    16. Re:Where are the lawyers? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      No, in the UK if you sell a service to someone under false pretenses, that would be fraud. It doesn't matter what sort of service it is. If you sell a dial-up internet connection to someone who already has broadband (which is what this article implies), without having a good reason to suppose that they need a separate dial-up connection (a very rare need) or tell them when they try to cancel that they really do need it, again that would be fraud. It would be covered by general consumer protection laws, and also probably by various telecoms regulations as well. There's a massive difference between selling someone something that they may not use (e.g. cable TV that they don't watch) and something that they clearly could not need.

    17. Re:Where are the lawyers? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      ... your advice!

      I didn't see any advice in the grandparent's post?

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  20. Bit like homeopathy.. by WarwickRyan · · Score: 0

    Only this isn't going to kill them...

  21. Same thing with earthlink by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I found my mother was being billed $50/month by earthlink even though she had service through another ISP. The phone number earthlink claimed they were providing service to was not only in another area code but did not even exist in that area code. When I complained to earthlink that they had stolen thousands of dollars from her over the years they just said "Earrthlink is not a usage based service". Of course not, especially when they supply service to telephone numbers that don't exist.

    It get's worse. actually. I had canceled her service. but it turns out they called her back aftrwards and asked if she was unsatisfied and would she like to continue the service. They then told her that given her usage patterns they reccomended she buy extra space! Extra space on an account that she could not even use if she wanted to.

    Never got any money back. Thieves. Boycott Earthlink.

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    1. Re:Same thing with earthlink by gmack · · Score: 1

      I know guy who bought a computer to keep himself busy now that he was in a retirement home. IT cam with "free internet for three months" and by that they meant they tossed in an AOL CD. What they didn't say was that they had already provided his credit card details to AOL so even though the software was never installed he got billed for it anyways. When I called to complain they told me "we don't look into people's accounts to see if they are using it" and then provided a partial refund only.

    2. Re:Same thing with earthlink by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      What you do in cases like that is report it to the Attorney General's office. While they can charge you whether or not you're using it, they can't generally charge you for something that you can't possibly use and definitely not without proving that it was signed up for by the party paying the bill.

    3. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Bryansix · · Score: 4, Informative

      Call the Attorney General for sure. But also call the credit card company and tell them the charge has been fraudulent the whole time. At least they will credit back the last month but possibly more.

    4. Re:Same thing with earthlink by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Had the same problem with mother-in-law. She had Earthlink dial-up service and after she got DSL she ended up paying for both services. I had a hard time convincing her that she no longer needed Earthlink. She did finally cancel the service and transferred her email to her ISP.

      Another friend (older guy -- sixties) went from Earthlink to local DSL service, and then was somehow convinced to buy Earthlink DSL service on top of that. Earthlink sent him a router identical to the one he already had which he happily swapped out. I pointed out that Earthlink wasn't providing anything he didn't already have, but he never really got it.

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    5. Re:Same thing with earthlink by drew30319 · · Score: 2

      If your mother is considered to be "elderly" (which could be as young as 60 depending on the state) there might be statutes that provide additional protection(s) against "fraud" or "deception" based on her age. You might want to check out the statutes for the state in which she lives. If the Earthlink billing was within the statute of limitations they might be interested in refunding the fees if the applicable statute(s) were pointed out to them.

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    6. Re:Same thing with earthlink by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Call the Attorney General for sure. But also call the credit card company and tell them the charge has been fraudulent the whole time. At least they will credit back the last month but possibly more.

      The credit card companies are just as sleazy. For many cards if you pay the bill and don't challenge the charges right away, you lose the right to contest the charge. So yeah, at best you should be able to contest the current monthly charge.

    7. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this not illegal?

      Only in America....

    8. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how gross negligence with your own affairs is someone else's fault.

    9. Re:Same thing with earthlink by stumblingblock · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear your experience. I have been satisfied with Earthlink as an alternative to local cable RoadRunner/TimeWarner, same price, but the ISP I send my payment to is just contracted to Earthlink. Haven't had any problems for many years, I'm sure their billing is outsourced overseas. I feel a sense of security having them, they were a progressive company once upon a time, made a few bad investments, but they are still around. Yeah, dial-up is for the same people who were paying a monthy fee to "lease" their rotary phone from ATT after the breakup, but how would YOU handle it? Call all your customers and ask them why they are paying more than they have to?

    10. Re:Same thing with earthlink by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      For many cards if you pay the bill and don't challenge the charges right away, you lose the right to contest the charge.

      And in some places, it's exactly the other way round. In Luxembourg, you can't contest the charges until the amount gets deducted from your checking account. And your bank won't help you in any way with contesting, claiming even that such a thing is not possible in this country. You have to call the clearing company (Cetrel) directly.

      And when you contest, you'll have to wait for another month (!) until the amount gets credited back.

    11. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing happened to me. F - Earthlink. F them hard.

    12. Re:Same thing with earthlink by gonz · · Score: 2

      If the "thousands of dollars" are less than around $5000, and if Earthlink has a company office in your state, then you might be able to take this to small claims court. It doesn't require a lawyer, and the judge would typically be biased towards the individual versus the Company.

    13. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      What's the alternative though? That you're allowed to contest a charge from 18 months ago?

      I agree that there should be some flexibility but it goes both ways; people really should be checking their statements regularly and challenging anything suspicious immediately.

    14. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the magic of fine print and not reading

    15. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the AC post, but I'm at work and can't remember my password.
      How exactly are they thieves? If you sign a cell phone contract and keep the phone for emergencies, is they cell phone company a thief for charging you money?
      The fact is, she paid them money and they kept her account alive. That means e-mail, web storage and DUN access. Is it really their responsibility to call every customer with low to zero usage and say "Are you sure you want to keep paying this?"

      Liars sure, but they're no more thieves than any other company.

    16. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it really their responsibility to call every customer with low to zero usage and say "Are you sure you want to keep paying this?"

      Yes, if they are ethical. it's costs them all of nothing to send an e-mail or make a robo call. A letter to the billing address would certainly be with in their budget since they are getting $50 a month for not doing anything significant. They certainly can tell if the phone number they are providing service to exists.

      so yes it is their responsibility if they don't want to be thought of having the ethics of a thief.

    17. Re:Same thing with earthlink by Quirkz · · Score: 1
      I signed up with Earthlink for a hosting package back in the day (98?). They had a special package which was modest but came with a nice price of $10/month "for life." Two years later, they started billing me $25/month. I called to ask why, they said that I was on a discontinued package, so they dumped me into their mid-range one. They had no recollection of the "for life" terms of the deal, insisted I needed to show them documentation (from an internet ad, from two years ago? yeah, like I have that!), and then offered me basically the same plan for $15/month. I said no thanks, signed up with a new host, found a new ISP, and canceled both services with Earthlink. Never done business with them since.

      On the other hand, I've been burned by nearly every other web host (tried 6 or 7 since then) that I've done business with, in one way or another, so maybe they're simply nearly all crummy in that business.

  22. AOL is easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is AOL any easier than opening up a web browser? Somebody should ask this to anybody who claims it's easier.

    1. Re:AOL is easy? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Doing the same thing that they've already been doing for 5-10 years is easier than learning how to do something different.

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  23. "it's certainly not 80%" - apparently by tota · · Score: 1

    Here's their sec filing if you want to look for it yourself:
    http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1468516/000119312510245249/d10q.htm

    This was discussed on reddit very recently:
    http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/f71tv/that_post_about_how_80_of_aols_revenue_comes_from/

    They were very critical there of an earlier story that was upvoted quickly but which was apparently well wide of the mark.
    I suspect this sensationalist headline will be too - feel free to check.

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    1. Re:"it's certainly not 80%" - apparently by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Someone needs to look up the difference between "income" and "profit".

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  24. ISP abuse is rampant - Free the internet by daurtanyn · · Score: 1

    I don't understand. There is a whole spectrum of abuses on the Internet.

    Comcast blocks port 25 and port 80 (inbound) so its impossible for me to run a mail service or a web service from a home computer. I'm forced to rely on service providers other than myself.

    AOL is taking advantage of the uninformed. But other ISPs are preventing users from independence in other ways.

    Sadly, fighting for an open Internet is getting harder and harder.

    1. Re:ISP abuse is rampant - Free the internet by DavidTC · · Score: 0

      Comcast blocks port 25 outgoing because the rest of the internet has asked them to, you whiner.

      You can't run an outgoing mail server from dynamic residential addresses anyway, as everyone blocks those.

      How hard is it to get a damn gmail account and use it relay mail? If you can't figure that out, you're not competent enough to run a mail server.

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    2. Re:ISP abuse is rampant - Free the internet by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      It's not free, but you can cheaply ($25/mo?) get shell access to a VM hosted on the internet with lots of bandwidth and open ports. Either run your services there, or tunnel them to your home.

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  25. They are surviving on e-mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got an older friend I've tried for years to get to drop her AOL account but she uses the e-mail address for business and is terrified of switching to a free service. I'd say the vast majority are just afraid of changing and loosing their e-mail address. I think if they made their e-mail free and not tied to the service and made people aware of this they'd go out of business overnight. There are still some that depend on the dial up but I'd say most it's the e-mail keeping them paying the one armed bandit.

    1. Re:They are surviving on e-mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you "loose" your email address? Is it too tight?

  26. Some people are just hooked by TCFOO · · Score: 1

    I once saw an older woman come into a local super market a few years ago and ask a fellow employee where the AOL CDs were. before the greeter could send the woman on a pointless trek to the opposite side of the store, I told the woman that we didn't have any and that I haven't seen an AOL CD in years, and that she should contact her phone company for internet access. The customer then asked if I knew of any other stores that might have AOL CDs.

  27. That's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then again, unneed services pad many a ledger, not just AOL's.

    That said if the estimate is right it is a pretty huge chunk of their revenue.

  28. About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing to remember for all the people going OFF aol- the cheapest subscription (4.99 IIRC) gets "free" McAfee virus protection with automatic updates etc.- I never have to worry about my mom's AV program. It might be worth it to me!

  29. people still use AOL? by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    I always assumed that the people that still used AOL simply didn't remember to cancel their service years ago or were deceased (somehow still paying the bill)

    1. Re:people still use AOL? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Now, how did Romero miss that in Land of the Dead?. In the scene where he shows the zombies trying to do stuff they did when they were alive, he should have shown some of them going to pay their AOL accounts and then trying to insert the CD into some wound in their bodies.

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  30. doesn't surprise me in the least by v1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    seventy-five percent of the people who subscribe to AOL's dial-up service don't need it.

    Many dozens of times I've seen customers come in that are using AOL with their DSL. I don't see it so much with cable because the majority of people using AOL are using it because cable isn't available to them, they're too far from the city, but DSL is available and they've had it for years. Many of them signed up for their DSL (service by Qwest, formerly AT&T) through AOL and don't even realize it's not AOL providing it.

    So I ask them why they are still using AOL, and it quickly becomes apparent that they believe that AOL is the internet. I'm able to reason with some of them, but even a percentage of those still want to keep AOL because they're comfortable with it. Me personally, having to change my email address would be the big problem. But last I checked, AOL reduces your charges down to something like $9.99/month if you just want to keep email and not have the rest of their service such as dial-up. But even when I explain this to them, many are just not interested in it. Many years ago when I quit my dialup, I switched to my isp's "email only" plan for that same amount and kept it for about 6 months, and it made the transition to cable a lot smoother for me.

    I try to explain it to them, how using a local email app on your computer makes things like managing attachments so much easier, but a lot of these people just aren't interested in anything making their computer use unfamiliar again even if only for a brief time. They're in their secure zone and don't want to leave. Only just this year I finally got my next-door neighbor to drop AOL after showing her just how much easier it was to email photos from her new digital camera using a local email app.

    And I'll just toss it right out there - they're all old people Every last one of them. So eventually AOL's user-base is going to literally die off.

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    1. Re:doesn't surprise me in the least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only just this year I finally got my next-door neighbor to drop AOL after showing her just how much easier it was to email photos from her new digital camera using a local email app.

      Pics or gtfo.

    2. Re:doesn't surprise me in the least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have tons of old people come into my store that still pay AOL as well along with their high speed cable and DSL services. Most of them won't let me even try to talk them out of it.

    3. Re:doesn't surprise me in the least by Confusador · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's been a while since you checked, since AOL for broadband is free. It's basically an advertising platform. And since you're right that it's only old people - and worse, old people born before a certain date - that's not exactly a viable business plan.

  31. My mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mother used to pay for AOL and DSL from a different service. If that little email icon was not on the top left she wouldn't know how to check mail.

    And they would never use the internet with the little blue "e". They would open up a browser within AOL's program.

    1. Re:My mother by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Well, then first thing you do is eliminate the e. It took me a while to get my mother onto firefox and chrome.

    2. Re:My mother by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

      that's easy! remove the blue 'e' from the desktop and change all the other IE shortcuts to point to firefox. I did it with my parents and they couldn't even tell the difference except that it was a little faster then before.

  32. Man bites dog by jcwayne · · Score: 1

    Wait, a print magazine is covering the impending demise of an internet company which is failing to adapt to its business model becoming obsolete.

    P.S. Yeah, I know AOL is/was not the internet but you can get there here from there (at 56Kbps).

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  33. What they don't know... by woboyle · · Score: 1

    The actions (or inactions really) of AOL remind me of a paraphrase of the old addage "what you don't know, won't hurt you". That paraphrase would be in this case "what they (AOL's customers) don't know, won't hurt us (AOL)". Sigh...

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    1. Re:What they don't know... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I prefer the updated addage: "What you don't know can kill you."

      It holds true far more often than the old one.

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  34. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 2

    Ubuntu.

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  35. * Anonymous Coward sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way back when, in the IRC channels I used to hang out, many of those had *!*@*.aol.com bans standard. Because AOL users "were stupid". Perhaps they were right...

  36. Inevitable When You Shrink By 90% by careysub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    AOL has claimed in the past that its subscriber base hit 30 million, this was probably somewhat exaggerated (rounding up a couple of million) but taking them at their word their subscriber base is now something like 3.3 million. Not quite 90% yet, but they have been losing at least half a million per quarter so we are only a couple of months out from that mark.

    Any mass auto-billing subscription service that is going to have some fraction of subscribers who are inappropriately signed up through ignorance or error. On your way down to zero again it is inevitable that you will reach the point where these are essentially your only remaining customers. Approaching the 90% decline point, AOL clearly reached that stage some time back.

    I await to see how AOL will arrange to screw their last few customers when the service is finally shut down.

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    1. Re:Inevitable When You Shrink By 90% by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of this article about a horrible mutual fund that lost tons of money:

      Fund-industry experts puzzled for years over what motivated investors to stick with Steadman's hopeless losers. There are still about 10,000 shareholders. One clue emerged after the firm shut down Technology & Growth fund. About 30% of the redemption checks were returned, presumably because the shareholders were dead.

    2. Re:Inevitable When You Shrink By 90% by Casandro · · Score: 1

      Well actually for the most time their business model was sending out free CDs with X hours of free service. People signed up, but would get the first bill a year later. Even if the cancelled immediately they still got a years worth of income.

    3. Re:Inevitable When You Shrink By 90% by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I await to see how AOL will arrange to screw their last few customers when the service is finally shut down.

      They'll just sell the subscriber base to some other behemoth, probably AT&T but possibly Facebook or Google, who will migrate the accounts into their own brand over a period of several years. That's the usual path for companies that couldn't keep up with changes in the market place.

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  37. This would be news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if it wasn't on Slashdot.org. Additionally, AOL should be happy this wasn't reported as 'XX% of AOL Customers Are Lied To And Preyed Upon'.

    This is nothing new for the telecomm industry, a dishonest and shady business where the management treat the subordinates like animals in a circus of customer service. I've seen it time and time again, first-hand, with these kinds of situations. Poor training, a lack of inter-business organization and communication, little or no policies or plans that help solve customer problems, as well as over-bearing, contradictory, inaccurate and deliberately misrepresented information/statistics help the overgrown telecomm companies do what they do best: imposing themselves upon their customers to make money. They hire contractors and push HUGE incentives for getting new subscribers and when the contract is up and 50% of the new customers were lied to about their services, it's okay because they've already fired the contractor and the customer is bound by the contract they signed. Spend any amount of time with any of those companies and you'll see how other peoples ignorance becomes some executives bank-rolling bliss.

    "Only when the last tree has been cut down; Only when the last river has been poisoned; Only when the last fish has been caught; Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."

  38. The real question is by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    What's AOL?

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    1. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the day, they were a mail-order floppy disk supplier, only without the ordering.

    2. Re:The real question is by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      What's AOL?

      I'll tell you when September is over.

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  39. Father's old friends--new email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My dad knows he could move to Comcast email and quite consciously made the decision to stay with AOL as his friends could never all make the change to a new email address. Dad is 90. It is not all senility, but sometimes it is "inflexible" friends.

    1. Re:Father's old friends--new email address by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Does your dad realize he can keep his AOL email address after he cancels the service?

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    2. Re:Father's old friends--new email address by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      How? My mom sticks with AOL for a similar reason -- as part of her geneology hobby she's sent out her AOL email address as her point of contact to tons of people, and has no list of them to be able to notify them of a switchover.

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    3. Re:Father's old friends--new email address by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      Maybe I didn't communicate that properly. You can cancel your AOL Account and keep your AOL email address.

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    4. Re:Father's old friends--new email address by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'd seen that before. An acceptable gamble for those who need to break ties with AOL and would like to hang on to their email address (for however how long that might be), but not for those for whom those two qualifiers are switched, unfortunately.

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  40. Small ISP. by Daas · · Score: 2

    I used to worked at an ISP who had about 25 000 dialup subscribers. (And about 10 000 DSL) They were playing around with the idea of charging a couple more bucks for the service. I got asked to generate a connection usage report. Turns out 60% of the dialup customers had not connected to their service in the past 3 months. (That was 2 years ago, so 75% today would not surprise me at all)

    When people are used to automatic billing either on their bank account or their credit card, they tend to forget that they're paying for some services they are not using.

  41. Fiduciary Responsibility by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    No, I'm being serious. This is an abusive business practice. In financial circles, similar actions to intentionally mislead clients, especially elderly ones, especially by omission of whether a particular service is needed or not, is a very big deal and results in loss of license to the sales agent and potentially punitive action by the SEC to the employing firm. The scales of money are different, but the sleazy flavor is the same.

    The major difference is that your financial advisor typically has a fiduciary responsibility to act in your best interests. It is thus illegal for that person, whom you have hired, to act in any way other than to do what's best for you. Vendors of widgets and purveyors of services that don't constitute personal advice generally have no such responsibility.

    That's not to say that outright fraud is ever legal. Any vendor is required to avoid lying about their goods or products. However, unless you've hired them to do so, they're not required to determine whether or not you need a specific level of service.

    It's not AOL's job to put themselves out of business by telling customers that they're no longer needed. Some of their practices definitely seem shady (like making it all but impossible to cancel an account). And if reps are actually lying by claiming that their service is mandatory to get email when a broadband connection is present, that would probably be illegal too. But trying to convince customers that their service is desirable (even if the rationale seems nuts to a techie) isn't illegal*.

    *I'm not a lawyer, I just impersonate one at parties to bag attractive golddiggers. This post does not constitute legal advice in any jurisdiction outside (and possibly inside) the Pricipality of Sealand.

  42. check your math again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posted by samzenpus on Sunday January 23, @09:58AM from the check-your-math-again dept.

    Apparently samzenpus doesn't understand that 75% of 80% of a total does in fact equal 60% of the total.

    1. Re:check your math again? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      I think he meant that the subscribers should be checking their math again, so they notice the $25/month option is not worthwhile when the $0/month AOL provides everything they use (the email service, and even the AOL client).

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  43. The Real News Here by monoqlith · · Score: 3, Funny

    AOL still makes profit.

    1. Re:The Real News Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is AOL still around, even. Like the Performa 6116 and it's ilk, it needs to be consigned to the dustbin of embarrassing history.

  44. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alright! Another devoid-of-any-context-whatsoever Ubuntu post!

  45. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    Not devoid of context. Using an insecure and expensive OS when there are ethical, free, secure alternatives is just plain idiotic.

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  46. debunked by ckedge · · Score: 1

    This was re-debunked on reddit yesterday.
    http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/f71tv/that_post_about_how_80_of_aols_revenue_comes_from

    Of course, given any non-negligible absolute number of people who are in this situation it behooves us as techies to get their stuff straightened out so they're not paying for something they don't need. So what's the real problem? That these x00,000 people don't have a closer family member who is a techie?

    Maybe we need to start sticking our noses into the business of anyone we know that sends e-mail from an aol address? In as friendly a way as possible, of course.

  47. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but why doesn't anyone post one-word "Debian", 'slackware", or "SuSE" posts, maybe with a dash of "NetBSD" for flavor?

    Oh, maybe it's because users of those OSes have brains enough not to think that what works for them must automatically work for everyone else.

    The Ubuntu fanboyism seen on /. is just as annoying and pointless as the "Get a Mac" fanboyism seen elsewhere online.

  48. Re:99% of MS profits come from misinformed users.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of them would still use Microsoft, dude.

    With Microsoft, (and Apple, for that matter) at least you have a throat to choke when it breaks.

    Linux has its place, but Linux desktops only work if you actually know what you're doing, and it is a nightmare to keep them working over time, let alone in the present (just look at installing Flash and Java for example to view common websites)...once a new release of whatever distro comes out the old distros fall by the wayside.

    The distros change so much so fast that it does not provide a stable target platform for commercial developers either. So that means zero to very few commmercial apps for you. One of the biggest advantages of MS and Apple platforms is that they are platforms...and if you write an app for version $foo, $foo will be around long enough for you to complete development, and ship your software package to brick and mortar stores... and the consumer can see the version requirements on the box.

    The throat you have to choke when it breaks is your own....or you can scrape the internet for technical answers, which is beyond the capability of most people.

    I mean, I do like Linux, but I would never put my parents on it.

  49. In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    60% of all profits come from selling people things they don't need. Why is AOL being singled out?

  50. AOL barely was ever needed by Casandro · · Score: 1

    At in Germany Internet was just essentially free. You had some "Bürgernetzverein" which provided free Internet paid for by its members.
    Being a dial-up provider now is in fact even easier than ever before. You just set up a modem on your 3rd phone number and there you go.
    However flat rate telephone service came only after DSL so dial-up quickly disappeared because it was hugely expensive.

  51. What's the Point? by Mateorabi · · Score: 2

    I don't see the point in signing up if I'm not planning on using 90% of the features.

    It keeps your friends from threatening to make a Facebook page for you, without your consent because they feel that you are a Luddite hiding behind silly "privacy concerns." Though I've pretty well trained most of them to email me important info, except the one who put all their wedding planing info ONLY on Facebook and expected us to all magically know which hotel, where the reception was, what time, etc.

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    1. Re:What's the Point? by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      Well said. I do exactly this myself. I do use my name on there just so my friends know who I am, but that is literally the only piece of information you will get off Facebook, and you can't even find me on the search unless you know one of my friends. I'm also taking pains to restrict who I actually add, even if I do know them IRL. If it's somebody I haven't talked to in years and I have no intention of keeping up with in meatspace, forget it. I keep a small circle of close friends and that's it. I was just tired of not finding out about anything myself and relying on other people to tell me "Oh yeah, we're meeting up with so-and-so. You're not on Facebook so you didn't see it." I was impressed with how pushy they get for you to "complete" your account, though. Probably gets them lots of juicy info from less privacy-minded individuals.

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  52. Re:99% of MS profits come from misinformed users.. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    I'm quite informed of the alternatives: Linux sucks monkey balls for daily desktop use, and a Mac is far too expensive in my opinion (great machines though, I can't knock the quality).

    Windows, however, offers a great desktop at a reasonable price. Since I can't get a PC I like with Linux that is cheaper than a PC I like with Windows, so the fact that Linux is free* is a moot point.

    You may be an exception, but I find most people who bash Windows, particularly Vista and 7, have at most a very limited experience with them. Vista was horrible at release, but since SP2 it has been great, and 7 was great out of the gate. I much prefer XP to Linux, and I prefer Vista and 7 both to XP. I actually used Linux for over a year while Vista sucked (my laptop came with Vista), I eventually had to switch back to Vista because I was wasting far too much time fixing stupid problems in Linux. Fortunately by then the wrinkles in Vista had been fixed (though there was no fixing its reputation - the damage was done).

    *Linux is only free if you consider your time to be worthless. If you consider your time to be worth something, like I do, Windows pays for itself in a few months even on a minimum wage salary. That's at full price, too. I never pay full price for Windows if I can avoid it, and I'm an IT guy, I can always avoid it.

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  53. My Question by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

    If they only needed email anyway, and they got that from AOL dialup, how did they get convinced to get broadband in addition to AOL?

    1. Re:My Question by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Because the porn downloads faster.

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  54. Summary is gibberish by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    According to Auletta, 80% of AOL's profits come from subscribers, and 75% of those subscribers are paying for something they don't actually need. [...] seventy-five percent of the people who subscribe to AOL's dial-up service don't need it.'"

    WTF is this gibberish? My best guess is 80% of profits come from all subscribers (an irrelevant "fact") and 75% of dial-up subscribers do not need the dial-up, which is interesting only if there's too many of them to account for the folks who have it as back-up. Mish-mash the two together into the gibberish summary however and you have what looks like 80% of AOL profits come from dial-up subscribers of whom 75% don't need it.

    I did consider that it is possible (however implausible) that indeed summary intended to say the latter, in which I call BS. The 10K shows subscriber sales of $244.8m and total net profit of $171.6m (80% of which is $137m). So we'd be saying that, at an absolute minimum, requiring dial-up to have zero cost, over 56% of ALL of AOL's subscriber sales is for dial-up?

    If that wasn't implausible enough, summary implies 75% of dial-up customers don't need it because they have cable/dsl, so we're getting an absolute minimum of 56% of $sales from an absolute maximum of 75% of the number of subscriber customers, hence (though I really don't trust my maths here) dial-up must cost >70% more than cable/dsl subscription does? I can't be arsed trying to get around AOL's country redirect to find out what the dial-up subscription costs since it isn't even advertised in the UK and AOL have one of those country redirects.

    I'm going to call BS even on the idea that 80% of profit comes from all subscribers, since that'd require an epic 56% net profit ratio, oh and anyway 42% actually came from "discontinued operations" and, since I'm guessing dial-up operations are continuing, that does not leave the necessary 80% for subscriptions.

    Am I missing some other, actually plausable interpretation of the summary? Am I totally not getting something, perhaps due to standard practice in US that isn't ver here?

    Incidentally there is no useful reportable segment info in the 10K so I've no idea how these figures were calculated, though they do look suspiciously round.

  55. Oblig xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not quite 90% yet, but they have been losing at least half a million per quarter so we are only a couple of months out from that mark.

    So how long until they have negative subscribers?

  56. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    I am not an Ubuntu fanboy, and I actually use Slackware (and I've used it since version 3).

    I said Ubuntu because it's simple and adequate for old people that have a hard time using computers.

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  57. Re:FOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush is Hitler.
    I use Linux.
    Palin is dumb.
    Google is not evil.
    I am a Slashdotter bot.

  58. They probably canceled years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But AOL is notorious for continuing to bill you, some time for months after you have told them to cancel...

    On, the other hand, I have one friend who stubbornly refuses to upgrade either his computer or his dial up account, he has this "high tech thing" and why would
    he pay to get another one while the old one is still working? (He won't get a car either, I think he expects buggies to be making a comeback). Ironically he DID get a top of the line DIGITAL camera and edits his pictures on his FLINTSTONE era computer. He is normal in most respects, but gads man get a new computer and internet link...

  59. Wiki site by ew5engineer · · Score: 0

    This is an invitation to all to check out www.merlinslibrary.com, a wiki site where you can upload all your favorite links to help each other find good sites. All you need to do is just find the appropriate topic or create a new article and upload the link. It's that easy! So check out www.merlinslibrary.com

    1. Re:Wiki site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ENGINEER IS SPY

  60. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I said Ubuntu because it's simple and adequate for old people that have a hard time using computers.

    Honestly, many old people don't like change. It's bad enough when you change their screen resolution and all their prior computer knowledge goes completely out of the window and are completely unable to use the computer because "it's all different".

    Posting anon due to having spent moderation points.

  61. Re:99% of MS profits come from misinformed users.. by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    Probably most of them, because Microsoft still has an applications barrier to entry. Judge Jackson's remedies were overturned, and replaced with a slap on the wrist.

  62. Re:99% of MS profits come from misinformed users.. by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    Anonymously posted FUD. There are a lot of Linux distributions that are very user friendly. The lack of commercial applications is due to low market share rather than platform instability.

  63. Re:99% of MS profits come from misinformed users.. by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    Daily desktop use is subjective. For gamers, Windows is the only alternative right now, but for internet and office usage most Linux distributions work perfectly fine out of the box.
    The "I tried Linux once, and now I'm qualified to generalize about it." stance is pretty disingenuous. It makes the time comment irrelevant. The IT guy qualifier also means practically nothing; there are many levels and types of IT capability.

  64. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by partyguerrilla · · Score: 1

    That is, until they want to use their wireless adapter.

  65. It's my fault... by idlehanz · · Score: 1

    Back in the day when AOL 2.0 came out it made it so easy to connect our family that was spread across the USA that I ended up talking EVERYONE into joining the service. AOL was a champ at dumbing down the world wide web. Well... is it any surprise that only dummies are left?

    Eventually Steve Case convinced me to leave and I was the first to go.

    Everyone in my family has moved onto Facebook as the means of inter-family communication except for one sister. I wouldn't normally consider her a "dummy" but she "likes the experience".

    Whatchagonnado?

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  66. Yes let's all "Boycott Earthlink" by Fibe-Piper · · Score: 1

    Sure but first I have to go out and buy the latest Sugar Ray CD.

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  67. AOL used to be cool... Have hated it for years... by savvysteve · · Score: 1

    Years ago AOL told my best friend's mother tried to cancel AOL after getting Road Runner. They told her that she still needed an ISP. I quickly explained that Road Runner was her ISP. She could still use AOL software without paying the money. Finally she was able to get them to quit charging her. They got away with that for years. The most unethical business practices of just about any business out there. I am glad those crooks can sleep well at night knowing that they prey on the ignorance of others. Throw a bunch of technical jargon around and scare the caller into believing they need their service. AOL is like a bunch of thugs in a mafia short of the big guy coming by and breaking your legs for not paying. Everyone has heard the stories of trying to cancel. It took a few recorded phone calls getting published online to show it to the general public before they made it easier to cancel the service. In the end they will have to answer to God for all of their lies, cheating, deception, and fraud. I would love to see AOL close its doors but I know that is merely a dream. Perhaps in due time.

  68. The rest of the story by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    The other 20% of AOL's profits come from selling to other businesses the list of people stupid enough to pay for a service they don't need! THAT is a demographic most companies would be eager to target!

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  69. AOL still exists?? by guacamole · · Score: 1

    Much less.. they make profit? What a blast from the past..

  70. Re:About the "free" AOL plan - 1 thing to think ab by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    The Acer Aspire I bought last April (and was stolen in September) came with Windows 7, but after putting up with crashes that probably weren't really MS's fault (because both Windows and Linux had problems in hibernate mode), I wiped Windows and installed kubuntu. No wireless problems at all.

    Your information is far out of date.

    OTOH, several years ago I upgraded 98 to XP, and the first thing Microsoft did after I installed it was to replace my perfectly good network driver with one that simply did not work. I thought the modem was broken, the ISP's help desk thought I had a bad NIC, and had I not had to reinstall Windows because of another problem* caused by MS's total lack of useability I'd have just bought a new NIC.

    If I and my ISP's tech people couldn't figure the problem out, there's no way Grandma could.

    * I installed the software that came with the CD burner, and Windows disabled it. After it was disabled it couldn't be uninstalled, and gave me a message on every boot telling me it had disabled the CD burner. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Granny couldn't have fixed that, either. Microsoft's touted useability and Linux's touted unusability are both sorry myths.