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Texas Student Attends School As a Robot

kkleiner writes "Freshman Lyndon Baty's immune system is so fragile he can't risk being surrounded by people his own age, yet he attends classes at his high school in Knox City, Texas every day. All thanks to a robot. The Vgo telepresence platform is a four foot tall bot on wheels with a small screen, camera, speakers and microphone at the top. Baty logs into the robot remotely from his home, using his PC and a webcam to teleconference into his classes. Baty can drive Vgo around his school, switching between classes just like regular students. For a boy that has spent much of his life sick and isolated from his peers, Vgo not only represents a chance at a better education, it's also an opportunity for freedom and comradery."

218 comments

  1. Typo by XanC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You misspelled "Sheldon Cooper".

    1. Re:Typo by Kensai7 · · Score: 0

      Haha. Just what I thought. He's from Texas too! :p

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    2. Re:Typo by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

      You misspelled "Sheldon Cooper".

      Damn! You beat me to it. However we need to figure out what Dr. Cooper is doing back in high school...

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    3. Re:Typo by halfEvilTech · · Score: 1

      That was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw this, guess the writers for the Big Bang Theory where on to something afterall.

      but in a more annoying way.

    4. Re:Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The first thing that popped into my head was "How many seconds before 'kick me' is taped to the back of the robot"?

      My AI can beat up your honor roll student.

      I can get to school in under 12 parsecs.

      The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

    5. Re:Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *knock* *knock* *knock* Penny. *knock* *knock* *knock* Penny. *knock* *knock* *knock* Penny.

      (I can't help it. I just had to say it. Of course, I also couldn't help typing this, as Sheldon is far too compressible.)

    6. Re:Typo by elsurexiste · · Score: 2

      I was thinking more like the Bubble Boy... Why don't they give him a giant hamster ball?!

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    7. Re:Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Butters: I gotta put in my suppository. Can you help me?
      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: What?
      Butters: Remember I said I put that medicinal suppository in my anus? It will be so much easier having you do it from now on.
      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Um, actually, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is not programmed for that function.
      Butters: A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, I thought you were programmed to do whatever I tell you. Yeah, that's pretty good. Get it up there good and deep.
      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Lame.

    8. Re:Typo by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2

      Strange. You would think that Sheldon would say something like "3 * ((3 * knock) + Penny)".

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    9. Re:Typo by zero_out · · Score: 1

      That was the most hilarious episode I ever saw! BAZINGA!!!

    10. Re:Typo by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      'You misspelled "Sheldon Cooper".'

      I'm sorry but it says "Moops" here.

    11. Re:Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moors!

    12. Re:Typo by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Strange. You would think that Sheldon would say something like "3 * ((3 * knock) + Penny)".

      I'm sure he'd rather say (* (+ (* 3 knock) Penny) 3)

    13. Re:Typo by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Damn! You beat me to it. However we need to figure out what Dr. Cooper is doing back in high school...

      Research on the social patterns, rituals, and mating habits of pubescent Homo-sapiens. Valuable information for when the mother-ship reaches our orbit.

    14. Re:Typo by wesleyjconnor · · Score: 1
      Loved the smile on his computer face when Leonard was driving him to work

      Like the cat that got the cream

    15. Re:Typo by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      This is of course a reminder of the legal problems inherent in this application. Monitoring the activities of minors in terms of signal interception and recording of sound and video.

      Of course in any mass application, it is just crazy as. Seriously what would be the point of a whole bunch of remote controlled droids looking at each other in an otherwise empty board room, might as well just create a far cheaper virtual environment. As for medical application strapping a headcam, microphone and speaker to a trained orderly would be far cheaper and much more functional.

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    16. Re:Typo by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Interesting point, choosing Lisp over C. Actually, as a physicist, he'd probably be more likely to be using Matlematica (or FORTRAN).

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    17. Re:Typo by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      It's not as simple as that. I've taught two classes in physics with a serious remote component so far -- one with a single remote student, one with twelve. The single was pretty happy -- she could control the view/zoom of the local camera and focus her "attention" in a fairly natural way. The camera in the other was viewpoint-controlled by a "trained orderly" (my TA at the other end) who tried to track the algebra at the board and demos as I did them. The students were much less happy -- cameras lack peripheral vision and have to zoom in on the board to make it possible to see what I'm writing or drawing, and student can't multitask on note-taking, watching, and listening anywhere nearly as conveniently.

      To really make this work as an actual moderately interactive classroom experience (and not just be "teaching movies") would probably require at least two, maybe three screens -- a wide-angle view, a mid-range view, and a zoom -- some means of managing "note lag" on the zoom, where different students are at different points in taking down what is in camera focus, two trained camera operators -- or a remote controlled camera per remove student. Or something else -- I'm still thinking about how to make it work better, as I'll probably be doing this next fall again and last semester wasn't as satisfactory as I'd like.

      Personally I think that the robot solution here is pretty cool. With a single student/viewpoint, controlled by the remote student, attention can be focussed appropriately, although I still think having a widescreen view separate from the zoom isn't crazy (and may be what I try to set up this fall). It's lovely technology that isn't quite worked out yet, but all the tools are there to make it work.

      rgb

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    18. Re:Typo by slaad · · Score: 1

      My first thought as well.

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  2. Déjà Vu by Yvan256 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The first step toward surrogates?

    1. Re:Déjà Vu by KhabaLox · · Score: 2

      God I hope not. The movie was the worst piece of crap that Bruce Willis has ever been in, and yes, I have seen Color of Night.

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    2. Re:Déjà Vu by phoebe · · Score: 2

      A similar story is covered by the 2005 Japanese film Hinokio, after an accident a house-bound student attends college via a robotic avatar.

    3. Re:Déjà Vu by suso · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought the coolest part of that video is where it docks itself. I wonder how that's done accurately because honestly the tech itself doesn't seem too sophisticated. Could do something like that as a home project. Sounds like a good hackerspace project actually.

    4. Re:Déjà Vu by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      I was more thinking of the 70s classic The Boy in the Plastic Bubble. Travolta first attends high school using a two-way video link, then wearing a space suit.

      .

    5. Re:Déjà Vu by thedonger · · Score: 1

      I like the part where he docked with a cheerleader under the bleachers. That happened, right? I am too lazy to RTFA, so I just imagined what I would do with a robot surrogate.

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    6. Re:Déjà Vu by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2

      Even with a robot, you're not getting any cheerleaders.
      Maybe even especially with a robot, you're not getting any cheerleaders.

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    7. Re:Déjà Vu by Canazza · · Score: 1

      I remember an old CBBC show called "FoT" that basically had this, except it was made up (that was the premise of the show, it'd show a short clip of something that was either "False or True", giving the show its name).
      I only remember it because the filmed it using my class. And it wasn't a robot, just a speaker/camera. This *was* 1996, and it *was* BBC childrens programming, they probably didn't have the budget.

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    8. Re:Déjà Vu by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Conceivably, there might be electromechanical, ummm, appendages to said robot that might interest some cheerleaders. Just a thought.

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    9. Re:Déjà Vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a step towards virtual wedgies. This starts the robot rights discussions nicely just in time before the singularity comes.

    10. Re:Déjà Vu by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Even with a robot, you're not getting any cheerleaders.
      Maybe even especially with a robot, you're not getting any cheerleaders.

      I dunno ... the phrase "I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques; a wide variety of pleasuring." is a hell of a pickup line ....

    11. Re:Déjà Vu by hitmark · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:Déjà Vu by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Even if you are, you will need a new robot.

      A human may withstand being dunked by the cheerleader's old flame which happens to be the football team captain. I do not quite see a webcam on wheels surviving it.

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    13. Re:Déjà Vu by azalin · · Score: 1

      Simply reading the link was enough for my strange mind to come up with several images I didn't really wanted to think about and dimmed my outlook on the future of humanity. And no, I don't want to click it. One cannot unsee what the internet shows us.

    14. Re:Déjà Vu by azalin · · Score: 1

      Come on, if you are willing to modify your robot with "rubber appendages" you might as well add some pointed metal ones and upgrade the frame. Giving the words Think Tank a new meaning.

    15. Re:Déjà Vu by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      That thing is:

      1. Fake (I think)
      2. SFW, not horrible in any way :)

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    16. Re:Déjà Vu by hitmark · · Score: 1

      the concept is very real, tho i am unsure about the existence of any actual products (tho a simple mobile phone can potentially do the trick thanks to vibration motors for silent notification).

      One thing that comes to mind tho is a PS2 game that came with a usb addon that vibrated. Funny enough, the japanese version of the game shipped said device with a washable plastic sleeve...

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    17. Re:Déjà Vu by kyhwana · · Score: 1

      No, real. http://slashdong.org/ :)

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    18. Re:Déjà Vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. A Bruce Willis fan *and* a film snob. You obviously have extremely rare and refined tastes. Ah... fruit rollup and a juice box... excellent choice.

  3. Robots around us more every day. by Tynin · · Score: 1

    Little steps like this will only help foster the coming ubiquity of robots around us in our every day life. Very cool times (mostly).

  4. I do the same thing... by goto11 · · Score: 0

    I am a gelatinous orb from Alpha Centauri. I visit Earth as a robot disguised as a human. I use dial-up to post to slashdot, though.

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    1. Re:I do the same thing... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      And with the 8.48 year ping times mean that you can post on Slashdot just in time for the dupe!

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  5. That means... by sltd · · Score: 1

    No playing hookie to get out of school. Do not want.

    1. Re:That means... by treeves · · Score: 1

      You could still be sick enough to not attend class even if by robot proxy.

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    2. Re:That means... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I wish I could have sent my robot to my high school instead of having to go myself.

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    3. Re:That means... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      It's actually easier, he can just pre-record a whole day of being-at-school, moving and everything, and say his vocal cords are too weak that day. It's ferpect.

      Seriously, if I was him, I'm not sure I would be trying to survive so actively. I would most likely just go away in style ... (if you can call blow and hookers 'till I die 'style')

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    4. Re:That means... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a desperate attempt by the school to get funding. Gotta keep every kid in a seat to get paid for that seat. Rather than wasting money on a fucking robot, it seems they could have just hired a tutor to home school the kid and he'd have gotten much more out of it. Being virtually surrounded by a bunch of loser schoolmates isn't really worth the cash involved.

    5. Re:That means... by arivanov · · Score: 1

      And pay for a biohazard suit for the tutor and insurance if the kid picks up flu from him.

      Do not think so. Immune system disorders are a nasty business and this is probably one of the best ways to deal with some of the problems they bring. Definitely the cheapest.

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  6. High School Sex Robot Sex Robot. by GodricL · · Score: 0
  7. He's a bubble boy by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    "A bubble boy?"
    "He lives in a bubble!"

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    1. Re:He's a bubble boy by XanC · · Score: 1

      Boy!

  8. My mom needs to see this by WiiVault · · Score: 2

    My mother is one of those people who is very skeptical about the positive influence technology has had on our society. To her the more automated and advanced our culture is the less productive we are. She only ever hears about massive digital consumer data losses, or crashed/hacked ATM's. While I think we all agree that technology isn't always the silver bullet we want it to be, I do think examples like this help to demonstrate that we really are making progress. Even 10 years ago this poor young man would be totally isolated from the classroom learning atmosphere. While we still have a long way to go, when I speak with my disabled friends, they often remind me of how much innovation has improved their lives even in just the last 20 years.

    1. Re:My mom needs to see this by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      Send her the link...

    2. Re:My mom needs to see this by maxume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just buy her a washtub, a box of candles and a few cord of wood.

      Then make a habit of throwing away her fresh foods during the winter.

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    3. Re:My mom needs to see this by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your mom needs to get a vibrator.

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    4. Re:My mom needs to see this by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Buy candles?! Luxury! Make the wench make the candles from rendered fat like a proper chandler!

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    5. Re:My mom needs to see this by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 0

      Well she does have a point.
      Number of people using robots to attend school == 1
      Number of people who lost their privacy due to Facebook == millions

    6. Re:My mom needs to see this by treeves · · Score: 1

      Number of people who can keep in touch, know exactly where they are, and do work anytime/anywhere using laptops and smartphones and GPS == millions.
      Number of people who can keep in touch, know exactly where they are, and do work anytime/anywhere using laptops and smartphones and GPS == millions.

      So it's a wash.

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    7. Re:My mom needs to see this by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      ...and do work anytime/anywhere...

      and do work all the time/everywhere. Not necessarily a good thing.

    8. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My mother"

      So what's your opinion?

    9. Re:My mom needs to see this by HungryHobo · · Score: 2

      I know a couple of people like this.
      The problem is that technology is so effective, it often works so well that it makes the problems it solves invisible so people don't even consider a world that has such problems.

      Medical tech is the easiest place to find good examples.

      To quote Professor Terry Pratchett:
      "If you said to a bunch of average people two hundred years ago âoeWould you be happy in a world where medical care is widely available, houses are clean, the worldâ(TM)s music and sights and foods can be brought into your home at small cost, traveling even 100 miles is easy, childbirth is generally not fatal to mother or child, you donâ(TM)t have to die of dental abcesses and you donâ(TM)t have to do what the squire tells youâ theyâ(TM)d think you were talking about the New Jerusalem and say âyesâ(TM). "

      It's like vaccines, they work so incredibly well that people forget everything about the problems they're solving and stop using them because they have absolutely no idea whatsoever how incredibly horrible the alternatives are.

      Alexander Fleming should have statues a thousand feet tall dedicated to him in every major city, penecillin has saved so many lives.

      The less obvious things are a massive high tech communication network that means you can just call someone and let them know you'll be late for lunch without even thinking about it, the fabrics modern clothes are made of, the chemicals in modern washing poweders and the cheap machines for doing the work which turn doing the washing into an almost trivial task.

    10. Re:My mom needs to see this by treeves · · Score: 1

      That's exactly my point: it's good and it's bad.

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    11. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 years ago, he'd be isolated. And 100 years ago, he'd be dead. Science FTW.

    12. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then tell her she's not allowed any "modern" technological advances at a hospital. And no shopping at a grocery store, since most of that is only available due to massive increases in various technologies. She can shop at the farmer's market or grow her own food, and hope to god she can get enough stockpiled to live through winter.

      Oh, and on foot. No vehicles.

    13. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right. One of the most amazing and positive experiences I've had on the web, well, really before the web -- on usenet -- was meeting a person in one of the discussion newsgroups and chatting with them extensively about a variety of subjects. He was there in the melee of some pretty heated debates for years. He was articulate, intelligent, and voluminous. Later on, after I knew them pretty well, they explained why there were occasions when he disappeared for a few weeks when in the midst of a conversation: he was in a hospital bed, paralyzed and essentially bedridden for most of his life. He confided in me because of a conversation we had been having that was abruptly dropped, and he wanted to explain why it had happened. He trusted me, but said that he didn't want anyone else in the group to know about it generally, because for the first time in his life he could carry on regular conversations with people around the world without having to explain his situation all the time, and without people judging him or making assumptions because of it. He liked it that way (that most people didn't know), even if his illness did occasionally interfere despite his wishes. Most amazing to me was the fact that he typed everything using a mouthstick keyboard! The guy was a *voluminous* writer, which made it that much more impressive. I kept his secret.

      It was also one of the saddest experiences I've had on the network when he died a few years later, barely into his 30s. His family was kind enough to post an explanation on the newsgroup of what had happened. They explained how much of a struggle life usually was for him during his lifetime, but that the discussions on the network had been an extremely positive experience for him.

      As you have said, the availability of some of these tools has literally transformed people's lives by opening the world up to them in ways they couldn't previously experience.

    14. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or meet Dr. Stephen Hawking.

    15. Re:My mom needs to see this by petteyg359 · · Score: 0

      Number of people using robots to attend school == 1
      Number of people who lost their privacy due to Facebook == millions

      Number of people who can keep in touch, know exactly where they are, and do work anytime/anywhere using laptops and smartphones and GPS == millions.

      Those all evaluate to true, but that's kind of abstract and practically meaningless. Perhaps you meant to use assignment?

    16. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often one off instances of technology are usually OK but the down side kicks in when a technology becomes ubiquitous.
      When ATMs first appeared they were great. Now we are forced to queue in the rain to get our money. The same with self service tills. For a pensioner who seldom meets anyone that's two less people for them to interact with.

      In the context of this story I see a time when more and more kids are too sickly to go to school and the few that do will spend their days being bullied by robots....it could happen ....:-)

    17. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your mother to a good degree. The everyday technology we have to tolerate is often driven by enthusiasts, who are more often of mediocre intellect and do sloppy work of questionable value. I like companies that take the time to do "good" tech.

    18. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't this counterproductive? No longer survival of the fittest. Anti-evolution. Instead of our species getting stronger and healthier we're getting more sick and fragile.

    19. Re:My mom needs to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if it's fair, but I picture your mom as someone who spends 5 minutes making exact change at the checkout instead of just swiping a card. While finding exact change might feel like an accomplishment and swiping a card might seem lazy, the second is far more efficient.

  9. Still missing a big part of school experience by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting a girl to climb into the back seat of a car with this "robot". The prom could also be awkward. On the bright side, the robot probably doesn't have to attend the mandatory PE classes.

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    1. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by PPalmgren · · Score: 2

      Hey now, there's all kinds of people in this world, you never know...

    2. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'd better hope it's a secure connection. I can think of a few things that would be funny to do with a remote controlled robot if I could commandeer the thing. (especially since it has a camera on it)

    3. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      Exactly what kind of attachments are available for this robot?!?

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    4. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You mean like, "Oops! Sorry, wrong locker room!"?

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    5. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by sorak · · Score: 1

      This quickly went from "sad sick kid", to "inspiring story of overcoming adversity", to "anime porn"...Funny how all roads lead to that end.

    6. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule 34...

    7. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what kind of attachments are available for this robot?!?

      Anybody else thinking of the "anal intruder" from the movie "Top Secret"? Yeah. I thought not. It looked kind of like a jackhammer with a fist on the end of it.

    8. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't go to prom, and I turned out.... well, okay, you have a good point.

    9. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      It is a fully functional android, programmed in multiple techniques.

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    10. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      getting a girl to climb into the back seat of a car with

      I think your forgetting where you are.

    11. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      parent: Your son gave my daughter a computer virus!

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    12. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That part of the experience is missing for all unattractive people too, big deal.

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    13. Re:Still missing a big part of school experience by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      On the down side, it just became that much easier to shove a nerd into a locker.

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  10. Hostile Environment by ThinkWeak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think this is a great thing and it's nice to see something like this being given a chance. However, I wonder how long this thing is going to be functional inside of a school. With kids in the halls traveling between classes, weather, random bullying, how long will it take before this thing is broken? I can't imagine it will survive being knocked over more than a couple times.

    1. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. With the way kids act in most schools, I'm amazed the robot has not had someone toss a trash bag over the camera, pull the battery, and throw it into a dumpster just because they could. Depending on the school, being able to destroy something like could mean big bragging rights.

    2. Re:Hostile Environment by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Good point. Sounds like the Vgo makers need to come up with a "safe for high school" model that includes a taser and smoke bombs.

    3. Re:Hostile Environment by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      IANAL but isn't $6K worth of damage a felony in most jurisdictions?

      I think that would provoke a response from the cops. While I don't discount the possibility, I think the kids know that it's bad juju to mess with this; sort of like smashing the windows on the principal's car.

    4. Re:Hostile Environment by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I suspect it does not have the ability to right itself, so all you have to do is knock it over for hours of entertainment.

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    5. Re:Hostile Environment by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No guns? Why do you want to underarm it compared to the enemy?

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    6. Re:Hostile Environment by timeOday · · Score: 2
      Wow, that's a reversal, the idea that an environment is too hostile for a robot so we should send in a child. Normally we assume the opposite (worth a watch).

      In this case, the pathogenic environment of high school is so hostile to this particlar student that it would actually kill him in short order (immunodeficient). Second, able-bodied students have the same problem. Third, the robot has a $1,200 / year maintenance contract. Fourth, you could always add some accessories.

    7. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL but isn't $6K worth of damage a felony in most jurisdictions?

      It would be if the perpetrator was an adult. But a minor? The justice system for minors is laughable.

      "On the count of first-degree murder, we find the defendant guilty." "I impose the maximum sentence allowed by law: one month without XBox. *gavel*"

    8. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Value of damage is irrelevant. Assuming the kid is a minor, (s)he'll get the obligatory 1 week in juvie... and only something that strict if the kid mouths off at the hearing... and then sent back to school. Hell, with some kids, having been in juvie is a badge of honour!

    9. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think kids know that it's bad juju to mess with this

      I dunno about that. The kids at my high school did some pretty stupid stuff, and not much would happen. Example: The response to the bullet in the locker rooms was that everyone wear ID cards on lanyards.

    10. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comments shows you are malicious and immature. The statement that you would be entertained for HOURS by a tipped-over robot shows you are either insane, a liar, or both.

    11. Re:Hostile Environment by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Why would that stop them?

      Kids in my high school threw acid on the principal's van and one of 'em sliced a history teacher with a razor blade. And my high school wasn't considered rough or abnormal.

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    12. Re:Hostile Environment by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought too, it looks rather fragile. One of those military walking bots would be more appropriate i think.

      But its still a great idea for those who really cant get out into the 'world'. Its not a replacement for real life, but its a good step in the right direction for them.

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    13. Re:Hostile Environment by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Your comments shows you are malicious and immature. The statement that you would be entertained for HOURS by a tipped-over robot shows you are either insane, a liar, or both.

      No, just that he's easily amused and has no life.

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    14. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone will bother him. Lots of highschoolers are mean and stupid, but not as mean or stupid as many slashdotters like to claim. People would probably be curious about him, at the most, and he would have some kind of interaction with other people--of course it wouldn't be normal, but it's better than isolation.

    15. Re:Hostile Environment by Oly_Fisher · · Score: 1

      I think this is a great thing and it's nice to see something like this being given a chance. However, I wonder how long this thing is going to be functional inside of a school. With kids in the halls traveling between classes, weather, random bullying, how long will it take before this thing is broken? I can't imagine it will survive being knocked over more than a couple times.

      Yes but the kid at the other end will know exactly who did it as he will have seen it. Sure it would be possible to damage it without being caught on camera, but that would take more planning than the average bully at high school shows.

    16. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the high schools I went to, if the Vgo had a taser, the students would just open up on it with their Uzis.

    17. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that what his comment really reveals is that there are at least two people on Slashdot who have no sense of humor and cannot recognize facetiousness when they see it.

    18. Re:Hostile Environment by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Okay, clearly you're thinking of somewhere that is not Texas.

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    19. Re:Hostile Environment by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Wow, that must have really cut back the gun crime.

    20. Re:Hostile Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it sure as fuck would have been where I come from.

    21. Re:Hostile Environment by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess, the person who made that decision went on to work in a top position at the TSA?

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    22. Re:Hostile Environment by tepples · · Score: 1

      I suspect it does not have the ability to right itself

      What they need to do is take a page from Playskool's design documents and base it on the design principles underlying Weebles toys.

    23. Re:Hostile Environment by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      No, just that he's easily amused and has no life.

      Wait... doesn't that description apply to everyone reading slashdot?

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    24. Re:Hostile Environment by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      You'd think so wouldn't you. Actually my HS was in one of the more affluent suburbs of my city.

      Of course, I've a theory that this affluence is why the kids were such rotten little shits. Spoiled rich kids with superiority attitudes is a good recipe for trouble.

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  11. Can't Wait for More by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    I've been following the robotics telepresence scene ever since I stumbled upon Anybots whilst paroozing YouTube. I really think telepresence is a market that can fund more research and development into humanoid robots (at the very least, it draws less eyebrow raises as the sexbot industry). We have a lot of companies making money off specialized, robotic floor cleaners and lawn mowers, but if we really want to develop an all-purpose robot that can handle a lot of the work that we humans can, we need to put R&D into things like dynamically balancing on two legs, controlling limbs with dozens of actuators, and mapping motion commands in those limbs to sensor readings.

    I know there are a lot of companies working on these problems already, but in order for them to remain, they have to get funded somehow. I honestly think telepresence robtos may be one of the best ways for companies to generate revenue while working on more advanced stuff. I hope to see more in the coming years!

  12. That's a pretty tiny and fragile robot by moxsam · · Score: 1

    Won't it get bullied?

    1. Re:That's a pretty tiny and fragile robot by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      Rig it up with a black fedora and trenchcoat - it'll be fine.

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  13. And the ultimate anti-bullying system... by WoRLoKKeD · · Score: 2

    Twin heat-seeking Hunter-Killer missiles and swivel-mounted gatling guns on either side of the screen.

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    1. Re:And the ultimate anti-bullying system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new robotic missile-armed high-schooler overlords.

    2. Re:And the ultimate anti-bullying system... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Please welcome a bullet into your left temple.

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  14. Bullying a robot by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

    I think I would pay good money to see some bullies picking on a robot. LOL

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    1. Re:Bullying a robot by theuhstuf · · Score: 1

      One of the other kids will probably hack it and drive it out into traffic.

    2. Re:Bullying a robot by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

      You're overcomplicating things. That robot really doesn't look like it'd be able to stand back up if you knock it over.

  15. External Study by martinX · · Score: 1

    As far as an education goes, isn't this the equivalent of external study?

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  16. Perfectly natural by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At first, I thought the whole idea was just too weird. But then I thought about how kids interact with each other in Facebook chat rooms, and I'd say that it probably feels pretty natural both to Lyndon Baty and his classmates.

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    1. Re:Perfectly natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Til some jerk knocks his little robot over. Gives new meaning to the term cyber bullying.

    2. Re:Perfectly natural by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I thought about how kids interact with each other in Facebook chat rooms

      Or via IM and mobile short messages... In fact, assuming decent enough integration of Lyndon Baty with his peers, I expect those methods to be the main ways of communication - despite the robot.

      Though his version of participation in undressing video call might get weird.

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    3. Re:Perfectly natural by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Hahaha that would actually be much closer to the true definition of cyber-bullying, to use the original meaning of "cyber."

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  17. Last Picked in Gym Class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I would expect....

  18. Just because he's stuck in a bubble... by sixteenbitsamurai · · Score: 1

    doesn't mean he can't cause trouble!

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  19. Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did this not happen first in Japan :P? Oh well, perhaps they'll catch on, then all those sick girl stories can quit their whining and go to school anyways. ;P.

  20. Sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He may have an unfair advantage with sports, being as the robot should not tire or feel pain.

    1. Re:Sports by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      He also has an unfair advantage for the snoring courses where you just have to drag your cadaver to and not even pretend to listen to pass. Wouldn't you have loved to put a dummy into class while you go and have fun?

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  21. That's cool but... by phxhawke · · Score: 1

    ...I just hope there isn't some idiot that decides to bust it up or do anything else stupid to it out of malice.

    1. Re:That's cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking about that. I wonder if he's ever been cyber bullied?

      He'd be pretty easy to throw in a locker or chain to a women's bathroom stall in-between class. The possibilities are endless and hilarious.

    2. Re:That's cool but... by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about that, myself. I have to wonder if anyone has ever snuck up behind it and tipped it over or something. I'm sure the school has issued notices about the expensiveness of the item so messing with it is expressly prohibited, but kids don't really care about that crap.

    3. Re:That's cool but... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      He'd be pretty easy to throw in a locker or chain to a women's bathroom stall in-between class. The possibilities are endless and hilarious.

      His bot would be, BUT... I don't think the school officials would think that too funny.

      There is that issue that since the bot is equipped with a camera, he could also be recording any evil attempted against it. The perpetrator would have to keep really quiet, as their voice would otherwise identify them as present at the scene; during switching between classes, there would likely to be witnesses who could be seen on camera shortly before and questioned; translation: they can't taunt him, identify themselves, or do many of the things that give bullies pleasure, because the availability of the camera seeing the bully or seeing at least one witness is almost assured.

      Staff are likely to be keeping an eye on it.

      And the bot has no need to go to places like bathroom stalls, where someone might try to jump it.

  22. There's a small legal problem with telepresence by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Oregon has a specific exclusion for schools, but if you leave the mike open in most other contexts, you run afoul of the wiretapping statutes.

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    1. Re:There's a small legal problem with telepresence by Vancorps · · Score: 2

      Wiretapping only applies to recording and retaining audio, not real-time transmission especially in a public place. Plenty of students across the country will record their classes to refer back to later while studying and there's no need for exceptions in the law to allow for it.

    2. Re:There's a small legal problem with telepresence by petteyg359 · · Score: 0

      Who's Mike? Does he always hit people with wires? If I see him, I'll make sure to get him on camera (with a mic )...

  23. What's wrong with sexbots? by tekrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I think you're more likely to get funding to build sexbots. There's *how many* Japanese companies that build multi-thousand-dollar sex-dolls already? And there's at least two in the USA that make high-end sex-dolls (and too many making cheap inflatables)...

    Although there may be eyebrow-raising, most (male) people are secretly rubbing their hands together (and other things) at the prospect of an autonomous sex-bot. And while telepresence may be nice, whoever corners the market for sex-bots is going to make Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg look like paupers.

    Although you may not believe it, Futurama has it right. Sex-bots might be declared illegal in some future, because it will seriously impact reproduction, it may lead to low number of human to human pairings as well as having half the population (women) wondering how they are going to compete. See: Chobits/Persecoms

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    1. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think you're more likely to get funding to build sexbots.

      Really?

      Quote: "Telepresence can be defined as a human-computer-machine condition in which a user (a Soldier) receives sufficient information about a remote, real-world site (a battlefield) through a machine (a robot) so that the user feels physically present at the remote, real-world site."

      CC.

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    2. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although you may not believe it, Futurama has it right. Sex-bots might be declared illegal in some future, because it will seriously impact reproduction, it may lead to low number of human to human pairings as well as having half the population (women) wondering how they are going to compete. See: Chobits/Persecoms

      Are you kidding? A serious challenge to women's monopoly on pussy would be the best thing to happen to the human race. Imagine how much kinder and less manipulative women will become. If there's anything on this Earth that needs to be taken down a peg or two it's the average female ego that has learned through the eons to take it for granted that there will always be other suitors, so the mate she has now is "expendable" and "replacable" and it's somehow okay to toy with him using his desires. Currently, women unilaterally make the decision to terminate 80% of all relationships that break up, particularly marriage.

      Shit man. With sexbots being common it might not be so damned difficult to find a good woman. They'd have to learn to offer something that a sexbot can't, like love and good conversation and real kindness and intelligence. The impact on reproduction isn't necessarily a big deal. Imagine how few babies will be born out of wedlock to people who had no intention of becoming parents and are neither financially nor emotionally prepared to raise a child. Imagine less contention for resources and the standard of living that would be available to an Earth with say, a population of 1 billion. Imagine fewer "crimes of passion" like all the murders and domestic disputes that happen as rival males competing for desirable women is greatly reduced.

    3. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by SydShamino · · Score: 2

      Chance of funding, in descending order of application:

      Military
      Sex

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      Business

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      Health/Education

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    4. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      I get the idea (and agree), but I guess "Health/Education" will come in earlier, along the lines of "telepresence enhanced robotic care", assuming that it will save^H^H^H^Himprove profits.

      CC.

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    5. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by wesleyjconnor · · Score: 1
      I love this comment!!

      I would like to subscribe to your magazine or newsletter.

    6. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by turing_m · · Score: 2
      You forgot a few - poor personal hygiene, poor hygiene in general, lack of commitment, lack of understanding of a woman's biological clock.

      The fact is, it is easier than probably any time in history for men in Western society to have sex without any commitment. An average woman feels like she has to put out to even get a guy interested these days, because there is very little taboo remaining for premarital sex. For an average looking woman who wants to keep sex for after marriage in today's world, it's like a worker trying to unionize in a world full of scabs.

      A woman who wants to have children before the risk of birth defects and difficulty in having them should probably be finished reproducing by age 35 or so. This means that if she wants 2-3 kids, she should get started by age 30 at the latest, because falling pregnant is not a given. Most probably earlier, since it will be easier and chance of birth defects will be less. Also, she will be more vital and able to take care of the kids. If she has her last child at age 35, she might be 55 by the time the last one leaves the nest. Now, how long does the courting phase last? It might last a few years. So she should really have found a guy who will commit to providing for her and her children and not be a dick to her or their kids by the time she is in her mid to late twenties. To do that she has to weed through a bunch of guys who would happily say the right things to her to get some sex, and then move on to a younger model when she starts pushing for the commitment. To get what she needs, she might have to play a little hardball. I wouldn't be casting the first stone until I have walked a mile in her shoes.

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    7. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Well, so the dicks gets the bitches... Everything will work out fine.

      In the mean time don't come here saying I have to put up with 'hardball' tactics just cause some other guys are dickheads. When a girl starts trying to manipulate you into giving a commitment you're not ready to give, and tries to use your 'weak points' to get it... It's an instant turnoff.

      Though I must say it does explain a lot. Those 'dickheads' have learned how to play the game as that's the only way to get laid, the 'bitches' keep the game going cause they're hoping to finally nail a sucker, and us other who're not interested just say fuck it and download some porn instead.

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    8. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Sex-bots might be declared illegal in some future, because it will seriously impact reproduction, it may lead to low number of human to human pairings

      This part is totally laughable. There are waaaay more than enough people on the planet already, reproducing at an excessive rate. If anything I'd expect governments to promote the use of sex-bots in an attempt to keep population growth under control.

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    9. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With sexbots being common it might not be so damned difficult to find a good woman. They'd have to learn to offer something that a sexbot can't, like love and good conversation and real kindness and intelligence. The impact on reproduction isn't necessarily a big deal. Imagine how few babies will be born out of wedlock to people who had no intention of becoming parents and are neither financially nor emotionally prepared to raise a child. Imagine less contention for resources and the standard of living that would be available to an Earth with say, a population of 1 billion. Imagine fewer "crimes of passion" like all the murders and domestic disputes that happen as rival males competing for desirable women is greatly reduced.

      By Joe, I think he's onto something!

    10. Re:What's wrong with sexbots? by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Why modded "funny"? Is really interesting the parent.

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  24. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Okay class, I'd like you all to welcome our new overl-- er, "student" Lyndon.
    Lyndon, is there anything you'd like to say to the class?"
    "DEE STROY"

  25. Soon we'll all be Cylons by nudnik72 · · Score: 1
  26. It would be better... by mmmmbeer · · Score: 1

    if his classmates didn't keep sticking "Disconnect my batteries" signs on his back.

  27. Another One by JanneM · · Score: 1
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  28. Technology opens exciting new possibilities . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 2

    . . . for mockery and bullying.

    "No, NO! Not the wire cutters!"

    "I'm not a battlebot! I'm not a battlebot! Please take me out of the arena I'm not . . ." ggzzzzzZZZZZ-CRASH!

    "OK, who put caltrops under Lyndon's Bot's wheels?"

  29. PC only? by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

    Is it just for a PC? I think i saw at least 2 or 3 people using macs during that infomercial. Unintended?

  30. Not really that new except for the condition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was in the 3rd grade there was a boy who had had polio and teleconference into class. This was in 1958, the phone company even back then had some teleconferencing tech. (It was an independent phone company btw not bell). So the difference is Video. And recall that in the mid 1960s ma bell was all hot over videophones (they were at disneyland and the worlds fair among other places). So at that time it was just a question of cost the tech existed. Now again here it may be that the costs have decreased enough that its economically justifiable.

  31. Vgo the Carpathian? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Check that robot for slime, STAT!

    1. Re:Vgo the Carpathian? by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Only a Carpathian would come back to life now, and choose Knox City, Texas!

      Tasty pick... bonehead!

  32. I'm all for cool tech, but... by UDChris · · Score: 1

    why didn't they just set up video tele-conferencing equipment instead? The bandwidth and equipment should be easily available, I gotta think that it would be a cheaper solution and get the same effect. What am I missing here?

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    1. Re:I'm all for cool tech, but... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      why didn't they just set up video tele-conferencing equipment instead?

      In the US, HS students have different classes in different rooms. English here, math there, science somewhere else. Every room would have to have the same stuff. Or, you make a mobile teleconference setup, like this thing.

    2. Re:I'm all for cool tech, but... by suutar · · Score: 1

      The standard for high schools (at least the ones I've seen) is to have students move from room to room. A telepresence robot is easier to move than a pile of videoconferencing gear, and having the teacher move instead would mess up their whole scheduling system.

    3. Re:I'm all for cool tech, but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Also, most teleconference equipment is more set up to have the lead(teacher) be the remote party, not one of the students. With the robot he has additional ability to participate.

      Personally, I'm surprised that nobody brought up the guy who telecommutes to work via a robot he built himself. I know it's getting old, but it's still a precedent.

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  33. Bullying 2.0 by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    I recall a time when i made a hockey player at my high school look extraordinarily stupid once in class - not a difficult thing to accomplish for that particular jock - and he retaliated after class by tripping me in the hallway from behind. If similar action was taken against this robot the consequences could be costly...

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  34. cure instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bubble boy syndrome can be cured with gene therapy. Why is this kid still sick?

  35. Travolta-bot by twebb72 · · Score: 1

    They attempted a similar robot when John Travolta came down with this affliction in the 80s. They couldn't teach the robot the hand jive so the whole project was scrapped.

  36. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we know what happened to Robot Jones.

  37. Big deal by clyde_cadiddlehopper · · Score: 2

    I used to attend as a zombie. Especially those 8 am classes in Differential Equations.

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    1. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So *you* were the one always going "I will integrate you! I will differentiate you!".

  38. "Don't hold my hand..." by monktus · · Score: 1

    "it's creepy."

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  39. 2 min in the sin bin is not much by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    2 min in the sin bin is not much

  40. Wow by Windwraith · · Score: 1

    I just want to be this kid's best friend. So I can say "My best friend is a robot".

  41. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds about right. No disrespect.

  42. Its a good thing... by orphiuchus · · Score: 2

    Its a good thing people in Texas are tolerant of those different from them, this should go really smoothly.

    1. Re:Its a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing you're into gross generalizations. Otherwise we wouldn't get a gem of a comment like this one.

    2. Re:Its a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to be so sarcastic. It's not like the robot is a different color or anything.

  43. Re:Retarded by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

    I'm not reading all of that, but to imply that allowing students to wake up at 11am, watch their classes on TV, then email in their assignments is a replacement for actual school is insanity.

  44. "A chance at a better education"? by Lord_Ranfea · · Score: 1

    Considering the lack of academic prowess at Texas high schools, he's probably better off self-learning.

    1. Re:"A chance at a better education"? by moeluv · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. If they are going to allow him a telepresence why not do it in a state with a decent education system. One not becoming dominated by people wanting to teach Creationism in a biology class.

  45. My kingodm for an editior! by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    From the summary "he can't risk being surrounded by people his own age," implying that if he's surrounded by older or younger people that's just peachy. I realize this is slashdot, but come on!

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  46. Re:Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of it is a quote from Brave New World.

    Also, TLDR isn't an argument.

    If it's good enough for bubble boy, why isn't it good enough for everyone else? Do you know what accreditation is?

  47. AWESOMO! by wiresquire · · Score: 1

    Cartman, that's is a really cruel joke to play on Butters.

    I'm amazed that he fell for it again.

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  48. He is VGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are like ze buzzing of flies to him.

  49. !News by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

    This has already been done in Russia. Of course Russia no being a state of the US of A, most folks here would prefer to assume that they don't have modern technology, only bad 1970s hairdos and 1990s PCs....

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  50. This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the utter most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of! How pointless. What, he can't just do regular lessons by correspondence and use a webcam for video conferencing when necessary?

    And really... His immune system is so fragile that he can't leave the house... Why would you even want to stay alive like that anyway?

    1. Re:This... by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Because that isn't as cool. Shut up.

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  51. this is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry. evolution will kill him shortly. this is the kind of genetic nonsense that needs to be removed out of the human gene pool, obviously something is very physically incorrect with his biological makeup.

    i might be pegged as a mean unkind heartless person...but individuals like this are meant to die at birth, who is going to want off spring with a person who carries genetic traits that can produce such compromised immune systems?

    it's ridiculous to even begin to think this person is going to survive for any length of time in the modern world.

    1. Re:this is ridiculous by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Okay, ignoring the obvious asshole troll factor, you do realize that evolution is not normative?

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    2. Re:this is ridiculous by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Seeing as coming into contact with someone in order to reproduce would probably kill him, you don't need to worry about that. Second, you are, in fact, a heartless person, or unreasonably jealous that someone weaker then you gets to be a robot and you don't.

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    3. Re:this is ridiculous by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      The same argument has at least a fifty percent chance of applying to you. Maybe, unbeknownst to you, a vaccination or a tetanus shot or course of antibiotics saved you from death, maybe the HVAC in your house kept you from being dead in the winter had you been living as people did a thousand years ago. The entire human race is in unchartered territory because of progress.

  52. laptop on roomba? by iamhassi · · Score: 2

    Anyone else just see a laptop on a roomba or is it just me?

    Laptop with webcam = ~$350 cheap roomba = ~$150

    Charging $5,000 + $1,200 per year "service contract" for $500 in hardware = PRICELESS

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    1. Re:laptop on roomba? by punkmanandy · · Score: 1

      The extra 4k is for the post to bring it up to head height.

    2. Re:laptop on roomba? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're telling me is that for a one-time payment of $500, you'll come fix it every time it breaks?
      Awesome.

      Are you completely retarded?
      Reliability and service cost money.
      Your shitty side project, held together with Perl and duck tape, does not a professional product make.

  53. Bullies by JimWise · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to see the result when a bully tries to give him a swirly.

    1. Re:Bullies by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Mine will have extras like tank-like threads, minigun and rocket launcher, they can try :)

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  54. Overlord? by unixguy48 · · Score: 0

    Robot Overlords, etc., etc.

  55. Varsity football by luvs2splooge · · Score: 1

    I guess he won't be making varsity football this year. Foozbal is for the devil anyway...

  56. I wonder how many times,,,, by arsemonkey · · Score: 1

    the thing ends up in the girls locker room,,,, damn software bugs..

  57. height issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Interact naturally"? The display is quite low, about waist level. Bonus for the kid is the camera looks to be about boob level...

  58. as long as it doesn't want to "touch God" by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Hope Vgo doesn't take after his brother Vger, what a PITA that robot was

  59. Too many fart jokes by syousef · · Score: 1
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  60. ...from student's conversations with bullies... by tessellated · · Score: 1

    "But, it's a bug, not a feature!"

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    1. Re:...from student's conversations with bullies... by arivanov · · Score: 1

      You mean that about that damn sticky trigger on the GAU-8 gatling gun, right? This is Texas we are talking about after all.

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  61. Please mod this one up for the love of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's camaraderie, aspiring eds...

  62. And his name is Hinokio... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The japanese from 2005 called saying "me too" ;-p
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466375/

  63. 3 more fetures for a telepresence robot by Max_W · · Score: 1

    - manipulator hand
    - back-vision camera for security
    - stilt high resolution photo-camera (on manipulator hand), to make still HD photos, in addition to webcam feed

  64. Re:Technology opens exciting new possibilities . . by MenThal · · Score: 1

    Actually, the expenses for repair befalling to the bullies and the fact that there's gonna be video and audio evidence against them seems to counter this trend. "Little brother is watching!" FTW!

  65. I'll have to side with your mom on this one by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'd have to side your mom on this one particular case.

    Don't get me wrong, technology is grrrreat for most other things, but I never understood WTH is the advantage of putting a computer on wheels instead of just teleconferencing. Be it for this kid, or that telecommuting guy who guides his "robot" avatar around the office to chat with people. The extra distraction of guiding a wheeled contraption around adds... exactly of value there? So the same people in high school who'd call one names just for having glasses or playing D&D get a chance to do that in front of a wheeled contraption following them around?

    If you want him to get some social interaction over a computer screen and guiding one's virtual presence around the place, just get him WoW or whatever. No, I'm not saying it's an all around replacement for everyone, but if one is stuck in a room and must interact over a computer anyway, it beats putting a computer on wheels.

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  66. Re:Technology opens exciting new possibilities . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But bullying relies on the fact that the victim can't escape. The guy here will be able to say, meh, I'm gonna shut down my connection to the robot now and do other things since I'm ALREADY SAFELY AT HOME... and if those idiots cause damage to the robot (which has a built-in CAMERA and can RECORD them, BTW), their parents will pay through the nose for it, and the school administrators will kick them out faster than they can say "public outcry".

  67. WTF... by JockTroll · · Score: 1

    That thing looks like a cross between a retarded Segway and a coat hanger, or a Dalek designed by Apple. Makes me want to get out my sonic screwdriver and reverse the polarity of its neutron flow. Is that the best 21st Century can do? An iDalek? EXTERMINATE!

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  68. I saw this movie.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I think the movie was called surrogates, with Bruce Willis, no?

  69. Small classroom upgrades by crossmr · · Score: 1

    I think this needs a couple of small upgrades to really work well in a class.
    It should have a scanner/printer on the base.

    Classes often involve handing in work, or getting hand-outs from a teacher. I suppose that they could always be e-mailed, but there might be a way to work in a real time testing situation so that he could take tests with real time interaction. e.g. write the answers on an ipad/android tablet with stylus which is then printed whole when he's finished.

  70. Hinokio and homunculus by tepples · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen it yet. (Has it even been released in region 1?) But wouldn't a movie about robotic telepresence have shades of the homunculus argument?

  71. The boy in the plastic bubble by HalAtWork · · Score: 1
    There was a movie that involved this very concept: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074236/

    From imdb

    Based on a true story, Tod Lubitch is born with a deficient immune system (which is unlike being born with AIDS). As such, he must spend the rest of his life in a completely sterile environment.

    Later on in the movie, he attends a normal school by using a mobile device fitted with a monitor, microphone, and speakers.

    If you're curious about the movie, this may make it more watchable...

  72. This is technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could have done this decades ago with cameras and TVs.... Why can't we just fix the problem with the boy's body? Oh, we can't. Because we DON'T have any advanced technology. Sorry, this is a pathetic story. Where is our real technology? Not just cameras...

  73. Does Vgo... by mhesler · · Score: 1

    open doors? I don't see it.

  74. As long as by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    it's a white robot... (Texas)

  75. Educatijon, robots, teleconferencing, fundamentals by Transaction7 · · Score: 1

    "This makes too much sense. Sooner or later, any school board member, administrator, sate regulator, etc., will figure thatoutand come up with some rule that says it can't be done because it might foul up the attendance count, enable a student to learn something, or whatever. What does the robot add to the teleconferencing process? Hopefully any such equipment will be rugged enough. Now if they could just figure out how to engage students and teachers and actually teach any of them to reasd, write, balance a checkbook, etc. I've hired and represented a lot of high school students and too many who don't learn at home never really get good at reading, writing, math, etc.