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JAXA To Use Fishing Nets To Scoop Up Space Junk

An anonymous reader writes "We've seen high-fallutin proposals to tackling the space junk problem before — and now the Japanese space agency JAXA has teamed up with Japanese fishing net maker Nitto Seimo to haul in some of the 100,000-plus objects of space junk orbiting the planet. AJAXA satellite will deploy and release a kilometers-wide net made by Nitto Seimo of ultra-thin triple layered metal threads. The net will gradually be drawn into Earth's magnetic field and burned up along with the abandoned satellites, engine parts and other litter it's collected."

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  1. FALLUTIN by revlayle · · Score: 1

    clean up that thar space junks...git-r-doooone

  2. But, but... by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are they doing to make sure the net doesn't also entrap space dolphins?

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    1. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Japan. For scientific research purposes only, they're actually hoping to snag a few space whales in their nets. Maybe the whales want to be friends. The real question, though, is if the space junk will be thinking "Not again".

    2. Re:But, but... by orangeyoda · · Score: 1

      Make a new recieSpace-Sushi?

    3. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      FUCK YOU DORPHIN!

    4. Re:But, but... by alta · · Score: 1

      More importantly, space turtles!

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    5. Re:But, but... by curtix7 · · Score: 1

      Easy, they just send in space sharks to eat the space dolphins.

    6. Re:But, but... by ocdscouter · · Score: 2

      Don' t worry, there's enough to go around. It's turtles all the way down, after all!

    7. Re:But, but... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      It may be turtles all the way down, but space is up. It surely isn't turtles all the way up as well.

    8. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australians believe it's space all the way down and turtles all the way up.

    9. Re:But, but... by red_dragon · · Score: 1

      But think of the tasty space maguro sashimi!

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    10. Re:But, but... by Americano · · Score: 1

      Australians believe it's space all the way down and turtles all the way up.

      Australians also willingly eat vegemite. From these two data points, we are forced to conclude that Australians get everything wrong.

      What the fuck, Australia?

      And sweet Jesus, don't even get me started on the marsupials!

    11. Re:But, but... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      You just reminded me of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (aka Save the Space Whales)
      Bastard.

    12. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The japanese don't give a crap about dolphins... They eat them!

    13. Re:But, but... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Would you mind stopping that noise?

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    14. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space Dolphins are part of their cultural heritage, and are therefore OK to be snagged and slow roasted on reentry.

    15. Re:But, but... by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Will they have glass balls?

    16. Re:But, but... by ocdscouter · · Score: 1

      And sweet Jesus, don't even get me started on the marsupials!

      It's pouches all the way around!

    17. Re:But, but... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      You joke, but I've seen what damaged nets can do in the ocean... just imagine if one of these space nets got loose; you'd suddenly have quite a mess piling up, in some random orbit that might intersect something legitimate.

      Although, I guess if it gathered enough mass, the momentum of caught objects would cancel each other out, and the entire tangle would plummet back to earth (most of the debris burning up on reentry).

    18. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up next on Midnight Kaiju Theater: Gamera vs Giganto Fishinetto.

    19. Re:But, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucka you dolphin and fucka you whale!

    20. Re:But, but... by wesleyjconnor · · Score: 0

      Easy, they just send in space sharks to eat the space dolphins.

      with lasers attached to their heads?

  3. Theoretical Problem. by Onuma · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One potential snag in their line (see what I did there?) could be the fact that some of these objects are moving in different or opposing directions. A single BB at 20000 km/h can burn through a solar panel array, what's to stop it from passing through a fine net? It'll still clean up lots of junk even with a greater-than-anticipated amount of holes, but there will certainly be discrepancies between projected results and actual.

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    1. Re:Theoretical Problem. by AndyAndyAndyAndy · · Score: 1

      Theoretical Solution: Electro-magnetize the net when possible (not when near functioning equipment and their signal paths). Attract to gather slow-moving particles, repel to [hopefully] slow down oncoming bullets on successive passes.

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    2. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Onuma · · Score: 2

      You'd have to be a rocket scientist to design that...

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    3. Re:Theoretical Problem. by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even if it does work, isn't this a bit like trying to "clean up the pacific ocean" with a pool skimmer? How much of a difference is one net going to make even in the momentary level of junk if it catches something, let alone in the overall, over time level of junk? Funding stunt, anyone?

    4. Re:Theoretical Problem. by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      Orbital speed ~= 7.5 km/s. Then a 1 g particle going the opposite direction has energy of 128 kJ. That's equivalent to a 2000 kg car traveling at 11 m/s (25 mph). The only hope would be sending it to a lower orbit so that it burns up, but I just don't think there's any way to extract enough energy. Plus, you'll hardly ever pass the same junk twice. I guess that's why it's an unsolved problem.

    5. Re:Theoretical Problem. by WiglyWorm · · Score: 1

      If only electro-magnets could be set to "attract" and "repel" ferrous metals. If we could do that, I bet we could harness the tech for cheap as hell space launches.

    6. Re:Theoretical Problem. by XiaoMing · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A single BB at 20000 km/h can burn through a solar panel array, what's to stop it from passing through a fine net?

      The end problem is as you've stated, these micro-particles travelling at ridiculous velocities. However these particles are created by the breakup of much larger pieces of debris. There are ~100k+ pieces of large debris (out of which 22,000+ NASA monitors), and it's the collision/disintegration of these larger pieces that result in all the tiny deathballs. By playing Katamari Damacy, the space debris is formed into a giant blob that slowly loses energy via drag. Eventually the orbit decays and the space manatees burn up in the atmosphere (where all that energy is turned into thermal kinetic energy rather than deadly linear kinetic energy).

      Metaphorically, it's not exactly saving fish from the microscopic plastic in the sea, but it's at least taking care of the floating plastic island.

    7. Re:Theoretical Problem. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2
      Who'd want to launch a BlackBerry at 20km/h?

      Erm, wait. Don't answer that.

    8. Re:Theoretical Problem. by confused+one · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you understand that this will have no effect on the aluminum, stainless steel and titanium components used in most satellites.

    9. Re:Theoretical Problem. by AndyAndyAndyAndy · · Score: 1

      This is why math is important.

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    10. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Timmmm · · Score: 2

      Yes, I'm sure they haven't thought of this basic fact that anyone who was trying to design this would think of...

      Why does everyone on slashdot try to hard to pick holes in everything?

    11. Re:Theoretical Problem. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      If the grid is strong enough, it'll absorb a certain amount of the momentum of the debris that passes through. I'm no expert on orbital mechanics, but we learned in high school many years ago that an orbit is maintained by maintaining a specific speed, and if you slow down you drop into a lower orbit. I'm assuming this is still true and "new math" hasn't somehow changed this basic bit of orbital mechanics.

      So let's say your net is in a geostationary orbit at the equator, going somewhere in the vicinity of 7,000 miles an hour to maintain geosync orbit. Your large net collides with a bit of debris going 7,000 miles an hour in the opposite direction. The object would, of course, puncture your net, but the energy put into making that puncture is "stolen" from the momentum/speed of the object. This means the debris would now slow down. At the very least, it would likely descend to a less desirable orbital slot. Maybe enough to become subject to increased atmospheric friction.

      Even if you didn't clear up the area, you've at least cleared some junk out of the most desirable orbits.

      Anything broken off your net would be moving at some percentage of the piece of debris that hit it, so newly-introduced debris would seem to have a tendency to de-orbit rather quickly.

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    12. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the idea is to capture as much junk as they can. The slow retrieval will allow BB's to go 'twang' (see what I did there?) through the net, but big pieces will be caught (slowed by the net, dragging the net as the pieces slow down). Once the retrieval starts, BB's will hit other space junk before the net. 100 tons of space junk will stop a BB, even if it is travelling at 20,000 km/h. The bb will cry out "oh, it burns" (see what I did there?), and fall into earths orbit along with the net. If the junk had an AI unit aboard, it would come to the conclusion "Oh, poor BB" (see what I did there?). Gone, one BB, and 100 tons of space junk.

    13. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure they haven't thought of this basic fact that anyone who was trying to design this would think of...

      Why does everyone on slashdot try to hard to pick holes in everything?

      We're engineers. It's our nature.

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    14. Re:Theoretical Problem. by ddd0004 · · Score: 1

      I tried to throw an employer provided blackberry that fast when they called me at 3am.

    15. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OK if it fails to stop the BB, as long as it slows it down enough to put it in a decaying orbit.

    16. Re:Theoretical Problem. by orient · · Score: 1

      Also, the solar panel is rigid, as opposed to the net which is flexible.

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    17. Re:Theoretical Problem. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      By playing Katamari Damacy, the space debris is formed into a giant blob that slowly loses energy via drag.

      Which is true, but utterly irrelevant to the OP's point - which is the extreme difficulty of doing so.

    18. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Mysteray · · Score: 1

      But maybe low orbit isn't really more bigger than the pacific ocean than the proposed nets are to pool skimmers.

      Let me try again :-)

      Low orbit is big, but so is the pacific ocean. And these nets are big too, much bigger than pool skimmers. Plus, they could hang out for a long time with little or no human intervention.

      And probably someone has, in fact, used a pool skimmer to clean something out of the Pacific Ocean in a useful way.

      So it sounds like it could be a useful plan.

    19. Re:Theoretical Problem. by XiaoMing · · Score: 1

      Actually, I didn't take OP's comment to emphasize the "extreme difficulty" of implementation, as the diameter and volume density of the particles in question combined with the actual surface area of the netting gives a negligible cross-section for collision (in other words, I'm pretty sure you'd effectively be winning the space lottery to have a net be rendered noticeably ineffective from microscopic particles). It seemed more logical to read the post as trying to point out that this method would do little to actually stopping the real threat to astronauts right now, being those high energy particles. And in that scenario, the collision of any two large lumps generating thousands more pieces of little particles seemed to be the biggest issue.

      It was also an indirect response to all of those who were pondering ideas of running currents through the netting to generate local B fields (pretty sure you'd hit a short circuit by the first intersection of wire) to deflect the small particles, which would greatly increase complexity and mass, and not do much to help the netting achieve its simplest and most beneficial goal.

    20. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll still clean up lots of junk even with a greater-than-anticipated amount of holes, but there will certainly be discrepancies between projected results and actual.

      Im sure they've thought of that and probably factored it into the projected results.

    21. Re:Theoretical Problem. by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Not quite.

      They may not be attracted/repelled, but any conductive metal will be decellerated in a magnetic feild though induction and the resulting eddy currents. They might even be vaporised by the heat!

    22. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Since all the large objects in a geostationary orbit travel at much the same speed and direction the speed difference to your target is not important. The biggest problem you have is hitting the damn thing. Space is big and you have very little maneuvering capability (by comparison). This is where the size of the net helps.
      Small particles at high speed could be a problem: they have been created by a collision or explosion and have different orbits, at the same (high) speed: 3.1 km/s, so the maximum speed difference is 6.2km/s (bullets have a muzzle velocity in the range between 240 m/s to 1.2km/s). The net will probably be mostly empty, so the chance of a small particle hitting it will be small. A single strand getting destroyed is not a problem (or their engineers are morons, which they are generally not). If the net is designed the way I would there would be several "pulling coils" included (long wires with a short circuit, they create drag over earth's magnetic field). One lost (due to being hit by a high speed particle) would slow the de-orbit down but not disable it.

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    23. Re:Theoretical Problem. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      As you gather up larger bits into a huge way of space rubbish the smaller particles will start getting trapped too. A particle that can get through a solar panel might not be able to get through a rocket booster or heat shield.

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    24. Re:Theoretical Problem. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an episode of Frasier:

      Frasier: What is the one thing better than a perfectly exquisite meal at one of Seattle's top restaurants?

      Niles:Go on.

      Frasier: An meal at one of Seattle's top restaurants with one tiny flaw we can pick at all night!

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    25. Re:Theoretical Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh NO .... it burns up??? Won't that contribute to man-made global warming?????

  4. Orbital velocities ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    The satellite with the net must spend a lot of time and fuel maneuvering to match velocities with the junk. At typical orbital collision speeds the net would have little chance of catching anything.

    1. Re:Orbital velocities ... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Well, the "article" the link points to is terribly useless. However, other sources were more illuminating.

      I found that this is a very large "net", several kilometers wide. No changes in orbit... it would simply catch whatever comes by. I am not qualified to comment on the science, but I would presume that it is not designed to catch 100% of everything thrown its way but clear out items that are in a similar orbit, hence similar speeds.

      Over time, the net would become charged and drawn into the magnetic field of the earth.

      Not the level of detail I wanted, but it does clarify some things.

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    2. Re:Orbital velocities ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      The satellite with the net must spend a lot of time and fuel maneuvering to match velocities with the junk. At typical orbital collision speeds the net would have little chance of catching anything.

      I think it will catch something. Probably just ONE thing.
      Then, with any difference in speed at all, the net will wrap itself around that one thing as the inertia of the object and the net deforms the net into a badminton bird shape.

      It would need some way to make the net slowly overcome the deformation (spring poles perhaps). But a kilometer wide spring pole would weigh quite a bit.

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    3. Re:Orbital velocities ... by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Of course! Why didn't all the engineers working on the project think of that? They should have asked /. first!

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    4. Re:Orbital velocities ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      What makes you think fish net manufacturers have engineers?

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    5. Re:Orbital velocities ... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Possible solution A) Rotate the net and let centrifugal force do the work of your spring pole
      Possible solution B) Apply a charge to the net so that it's self repelling, which they're doing anyway to control it's orbit.

      Now, I imagine there are a good half dozen other possible solutions, and I'm not at all sure either of mine are feasible, but I am pretty sure that the engineers involved understand the basic physics of the situation and have probably thought of your concerns.

    6. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the Japanese space agency doesn't?

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    7. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they were contracted by the Japanese space agency, which does have engineers?

    8. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it will catch something. Probably just ONE thing.
      Then, with any difference in speed at all, the net will wrap itself around that one thing as the inertia of the object and the net deforms the net into a badminton bird shape.

      It would need some way to make the net slowly overcome the deformation (spring poles perhaps). But a kilometer wide spring pole would weigh quite a bit.

      Don't worry OP. As is always the case in these situations, there are engineers involved that understand physics and have thought of everything.

    9. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Americano · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that fish net manufacturers haven't considered the fact that a fishing net needs to catch more than ONE FISH before collapsing in on itself and becoming useless? Or did you really think that commercial fishing vessels went out and netted those piles of fish, one at a time?

    10. Re:Orbital velocities ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Clearly you know nothing about commercial fishing.

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    11. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Americano · · Score: 1

      Really, so they do collect the fish one at a time?

    12. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Qubit · · Score: 2

      Really, so they do collect the fish one at a time?

      Yes, but only if they're using one of the bespoke fishing nets. They're totally exclusive and only available to high-rolling fish hunters (we don't call them fishermen anymore). They can even match the color of the fishing net to the color of your car or your tie. I should know -- I have two of them, myself.

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    13. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Americano · · Score: 1

      I heard they're starting to prefer the term "Artisanal Ichthyology", and that every bespoke net comes with your choice of ironic t-shirt, ironic trucker hat, or black-framed glasses.

    14. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is got to be early April fool bullshit.
      This is like trying to catch bullets with a net. Good luck with that.

    15. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Well - they HOPE they've thought of everything. There have been a couple of rather spectacular launches to prove that they do NOT think of everything all the time. I say, toss one of those little old nets out there, and see how it works. If we discover that the engineers failed to think of something important, then we can watch to see how they fix it!! That's a little bit like science, isn't it? Observe the universe, develop an idea, test the idea, observe the results, modify idea, modify test as required, and test again.

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    16. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Catching bullets with a net wouldn't be very hard, if you were traveling in approximately the same direction as the bullet, at a similar speed. Bullets are only deadly to people who are to slow to outrun them, or at least to dodge them.

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    17. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Mysteray · · Score: 1

      Bullets are only deadly to people who are to slow to outrun them, or at least to dodge them.

      Yeah, I would be one of those people.

    18. Re:Orbital velocities ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sort of the mentality that got all the space junk up there to begin with, though.

  5. News from the future: by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

    "ABC News reports that since JAXA launched it's 'Space Net', mysteriously all communication and research satellites have been taken offline, except the ones belonging to Japan. As a result, stock prices for communications companies world-wide have plummeted except, of course, in Japan and have created panic and chaos on a global scale. Companies are now struggling to build and deploy hundreds of new satellites, but in the meantime are forced to piggy-pack services across Japan-based companies. For now, ABC news must be referred to as JBC. Back to you, Chou Youn..."

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    1. Re:News from the future: by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      In related news, dozens of multi-billion dollar lawsuits have been filed in Japan, the USA, and Europe against the makers of the JAXA satellites various co-conspirators. Once soaring stock prices of Japanese communications companies have plummeted at the allegations and freezes of assets of the corporations, their directors, and their largest stakeholders have occurred....

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    2. Re:News from the future: by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would have been a lot funnier if you'd used a Japanese name instead of a Chinese one in the punchline. But hey, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? "Arr rook arike" to you, I suppose.

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    3. Re:News from the future: by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Hilarious racist humor. I like how the American host of ABC has a non-anglicized Chinese name.

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    4. Re:News from the future: by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      Who says I was handing off to a Japanese correspondent? Chou Youn could be someone that has always worked for ABC and happens to be Chinese.

      OK, it's a stretch.....

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    5. Re:News from the future: by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      OK, it's a stretch.....

      Yeah, the kind of stretch where you might need to see a doctor afterward. ;)

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    6. Re:News from the future: by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      Nah, I know Karate, too. (Badum bum)

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    7. Re:News from the future: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Arr rook arike"

      Is that Chinese or Japanese?

    8. Re:News from the future: by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa?

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    9. Re:News from the future: by LanMan04 · · Score: 2

      "Yamato people, formerly known as Worenn in Chinese records, are related to Yizu and Hani people in Yunnan, China, based on archaeological evidence of their folk customs. Several scholars proposed that Yamato people are related to Dai people in Yunnan, based on their Mongolian spots and blood types."

      They're not THAT different...

      http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.163.com%2F05%2F1102%2F10%2F21I0179T00011249.html

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    10. Re:News from the future: by sjames · · Score: 1

      So he goofed up on a foreign (to him) name he picked out of the air and that makes him racist? Other than the (poorly) chosen name, do you suppose his story would have significantly changed if this was a Russian project?

    11. Re:News from the future: by matrim99 · · Score: 2

      In related news, dozens of multi-bil[ERROR: NO CARRIER]

      (FTFY)

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    12. Re:News from the future: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your point would be more compelling had you left off the slur. His harmless action can be explained away while yours cannot.

    13. Re:News from the future: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. That could also be sad commentary on the Japanese, given all their newscasters are probably natively born.

      After all, as you pointed out, if you don't have a Japanese name, you can't be Japanese, now can you.

    14. Re:News from the future: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, you don't still think that the Japanese own Japan, do you?

    15. Re:News from the future: by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Only racists do the "Chinese is the same as Japanese" thing. To anyone who spends 30 seconds educating themselves, China and Japan are as different as salt and sugar. It's only the ignorant who make that giveaway mistake, and ignorance and bigotry are always found together - indeed, bigots are the most ignorant people of all in life. Educated people aren't racist.

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    16. Re:News from the future: by perplexify · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how this is racist. Your logic appears to be any joke an American (assuming he is white) makes about any other race (or nation that is primarily of another race) is automatically rascist. His joke was not insulting nor did it portray any negative or otherwise stereotype. Your main problem is that he doesn't know the difference between a Chinese and Japanese name. Oh the horror. You should have a look at your own prejudices. Part of the problem with ongoing prejudice is people get sick of hearing about it because of overly sensitive responses like the one you just made.

    17. Re:News from the future: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Chinese article on Japanese ancestry. What could possibly go wrong?

    18. Re:News from the future: by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I'm from Africa (and I lay claim to that land because it was inhabited by my fore-fathers).

    19. Re:News from the future: by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I really don't get the "can't say L sounds" thing either.

      The L sound exists in Chinese and Korean. Kim Jong Il definitely can say "lonely". The Japanese don't distinguish between L and R sounds, but depending on the accent are either about half way between the two or closer to R.

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  6. Catch or be ripped up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the net isn't going to be ripped apart by space junk going at a high delta compared to it? If that happens, will spall be created which will just add to the amount of dangerous space debris up there?

  7. What About Small Debris? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    This might work for the bigger pieces that are easier to dodge, but what about all those smaller pieces that are much harder to track and evade? Is it possible to build a huge array of the gel that they used to collect fragments and dust from comets and use that to collect a lot of the much smaller pieces? Or are there some technical limitations to this, such as the debris having such a high velocity that they'd just punch right through the gel?

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    1. Re:What About Small Debris? by TWX · · Score: 1

      Areogel is what you're talking about, and it's not a gel at all in its final state, it's a solid. I think the name comes from the gel state it is in while being manufactured, before they dry it out.

      I was actually thinking much the same thing though. Since areogel is incredibly light weight, and since there are already materials scientists working on ways of mitigating the deleterious effects of small objects striking satellites and space stations, it might be somewhat more practical to design a structure to act as a space debris scrubber, with lots and lots of surface area and some kind of magnetic field to attempt to attract large numbers of very small metallic objects from a distance. Attract them and provide them with a fairly soft impact so that they don't punch through and don't break off pieces of the collecting device in the impact. After the useful life of the collecting device is ended, deorbit it, and send up another.

      I've never worked with aerogel personally, so I really don't know how much mass it takes for a given volume or what kind of thickness would really be required to reduce the differences in velocity between the debris and the collector. I also don't work with rockets, so I don't know how much mass versus volume is feasible to launch (ie, the collector might be light weight enough to allow the thrust of the rocket to lift it, but it might be too bulky to launch due to aerodynamics), so someone more qualified should probably evaluate such an idea further. I do think, though, that if something suitably large could orbit for a long enough duration it would be able to help soak up the crap that's been up there for years and to make orbit a safer place.

      For all we know, there might be a market for a netting device as well, but I'd be worried that the net would itself become small bits of space debris if it's damaged or destroyed by that which it's attempting to capture.

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    2. Re:What About Small Debris? by LostAlaska · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we just need to send up a 1 kilometer wide bulletproof vest. >.

    3. Re:What About Small Debris? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was wondering why they didn't use aerogel. Either Nova or Nova ScienceNow (I think it was one of Nova's "Making Stuff " series) recently talked about aerogel, and how it was very strong comparatively and would be good to collect stuff like this. I don't remember for sure if they mentioned space debris, but I think they did.

    4. Re:What About Small Debris? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Aerogel is an interesting idea. I also don't work with rockets, but the basic idea is that they are mass constrained, not volume constrained. And, with something as strong as aerogel, it shouldn't be hard to create an light structure that when filled with it holds into one piece during launch (avoiding such problems with aerondynamics).

      Also, I don't know why such insistence on catching things. Let is pass through the gel, the gel will vaporize, the debris will lose energy and fall into a lower and probably more eliptical orbit, where friction with the atmosphere will be more intense.

  8. Wha? by blair1q · · Score: 1

    1. This thing is just going to be the biggest piece of space junk until it burns up.

    2. Unless it's got propulsion units, it's not going to sweep anything up, because it's just going to move at the same speed they are in that orbit.

    3. If it's going to cross orbits, it's going to run into the problem of large objects hitting it at high velocities.

    4. The first thing of any size that hits it at a low speed is going to ball it up, unless, again, it's got some sort of propulsion units to unfold it again, but that will just un-bag the thing it caught.

    5. Anything of any size that hits it at high speed is going to poke right through it.

    6. Anything in an orbit that this thing can reach and still bring back to Earth is in an orbit that's decaying on its own just fine domo arigato.

    7. Many things in those orbits are supposed to be there and are still operational and very expensive; a lot more expensive than this titanium handi-wipe.

    8. Stupid publicity stunt by a fish-net manufacturer. Pass the maguro sashimi and pardon my snicker.

    1. Re:Wha? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      1) I would imagine they'd be very careful on the orbit to ensure that it does not collide with anything important
      2) Wouldn't the stable orbit ensure it is (almost) only catching objects with a similary orbit, hence similar speeds?
      3) I don't think this is the case
      4) Would giving it some rotational energy minimize this?
      5) Again, I don't think speeds are an issue. if some items poke through, then they poke through. You aren't going to be reusing this thing.
      6) I do not think that is the case. The net will be drawn back into the atmosphere because it will get electricaly charged and be drawn in by an atraction to our magnetosphere.
      7) I would certainly hope they took that into account.
      8) No comment

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    2. Re:Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure the Japanese Space Agency didn't think of any of those things. Good job. You've saved them from making a terrible mistake. Why, they were just planning on sweeping up all the active satellites in orbit and burning them up with the space junk!

    3. Re:Wha? by gnieboer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep, especially #2. Orbital dynamics means your not going just sweep stuff up in the same orbit you are in.

      A fun way to see this all demonstrated is a little iPhone game called "Osmos", you're a mote have to go along and try to absorb smaller motes. Many of the scenarios involve a "sun" that everything is orbiting around. It quickly forced me to remember my school day courses on orbital dynamics and how to do a Hohmann transfer, etc. It's decent entertainment (and no I'm not the developer)

      But as you'd see in the game, you need to be in a more eccentric orbit and sweep through other orbits if you want to pick other stuff up. And the delta V's involve lead direct to the parent's points #3 and #5... they will go right through the net.

    4. Re:Wha? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Same way they didn't think of all the space junk they were leaving up there, yes.

    5. Re:Wha? by blair1q · · Score: 2

      There's also the fact that nets don't work on a velocity basis. They work by acceleration. That is, the net moves at one velocity, the water moves at another, and the fish, when it contacts the net, is now stuck between two forces acting on it in opposite directions. It's being accelerated by water drag, and held in place by the net.

      This space-net would have to be "sticky" in order to keep anything it captures in contact with it. So either it folds up around it, which means game-over for catching anything else, or it has some exotic means of latching onto randomly-sized and -shaped things.

      Plus, again, if it has no propulsion system, then after it hits the first object it will have an unknown orbit. Inelastic collision of a rigid object and a floppy object will give you a wide range of resultant velocities.

      The more I look at this idea, the more I think it's the result of the Japanese version of April Fool's Day. Unlike that day when they all go out and worship the giant penis effigies. That's totally legit.

    6. Re:Wha? by Americano · · Score: 1

      It's amusing how something that doesn't sound "sci fi" enough is poo-poo'ed by people whose sole exposure to anything resembling a space program consists of having seen the movie "Space Camp" as a kid, and having watched Firefly a few years ago.

      I'm sure the physicists, mathematicians, and engineers at the Japanese space agency slept through all of their math and physics classes that would have allowed them to predict the numerous failure modes you've identified for them from your armchair. It's a good thing that they have slashdotters to point out all of the problems that I'm sure they've totally overlooked.

    7. Re:Wha? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      2) Wouldn't the stable orbit ensure it is (almost) only catching objects with a similary orbit, hence similar speeds?

      While that seems like a reasonable assumption at first thought, in fact it would only really be accurate if most of the junk was in the same orbit, and their orbits didn't cross the orbits of other junk in significantly different orbits. As these pictures show, this isn't the case - most of the stuff was launched at orbits with high inclinations to the equator. In other words, it doesn't zip around in nice straight lines... it literally zig-zags across the sky, in order to cover the largest possible amount of the earth's surface (e.g. real-time tracking showing the paths of satellites). That's good to have in a satellite, but bad to have in space trash. It's like a beehive up there.

      Two objects moving at similar speeds can still have a pretty spectacular collision if they're moving at significantly large angles to each other.

    8. Re:Wha? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Um...stay amused. Your characterization of me couldn't be more wrong (hint: my work is on-orbit right now). It's got nothing to do with sci-fi, and everything to do with sci-ence.

      JAXA's solar-sail thing was spectacular. This, spectacular #fail.

      The other ideas in TFA (attaching a drag balloon to a satellite to increase the rate at which its orbit decays, and using a self-propelled satellite with detachable butterfly nets to snag individual objects and deorbit them) actually make more physical sense, but still come out #fail. The balloon is susceptible to pinholes from other space-junk (and it's everywhere), and the satellite would have to be one huge propulsion tank to make more than a few orbital changes, and with 200 nets it would be chasing fiddling small junk, and just sounds super expensive for what it's after.

      One big net with no smarts just doesn't make any sense at all if you know how space works.

    9. Re:Wha? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      the fish, when it contacts the net, is now stuck between two forces acting on it in opposite directions. It's being accelerated by water drag, and held in place by the net ... This space-net would have to be "sticky" in order to keep anything it captures in contact with it.

      A regular net needs this set of forces because otherwise gravity and currents in the water would make the object come out of the net. In zero-gravity and with no fluid around it, none of these forces would apply. This would be an inelastic collision. Objects wouldn't bounce off the net; the delta in velocity would be reduced to zero and then the object and net would remain relatively stationary with respect to each other. The slightest force would make the object come back off the net, but there's nothing to apply that force, so it won't.

      Plus, again, if it has no propulsion system, then after it hits the first object it will have an unknown orbit. Inelastic collision of a rigid object and a floppy object will give you a wide range of resultant velocities.

      That is simply incorrect. Any collision can be reduced to an interaction between two equivalent point masses. In an elastic collision, you end up with two point masses; in an inelastic collision, you end up with only one. Either way, the resulting velocity can easily be calculated. Perhaps you meant that since it's an inelastic collision, it would cause the net and its contents to begin tumbling (rotating along an axis not perpendicular to the net's flat surface)? That is a near-certainty, but the effect is still easily calculable. It's just a force vector acting at a certain distance from the centre of mass, creating a torque such that the pair (the net and the object it captured, which can now be represented by a single point mass) begins to rotate.

      What's more, the obvious solution would be to make the mass (i.e. momentum) of the net very large in comparison with the mass of the objects it's designed to capture. Weighting the edges would help this also, as would spinning the net (giving it rotational momentum, i.e. like a gyroscope). That way, it does collapse over the objects as it captures them and/or begin to tumble, but it does so extremely slowly because the affect on its total momentum is very small. Plus, you could easily unfold the net again by spinning it with thrusters on the weights at its edges.

    10. Re:Wha? by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      A regular net needs this set of forces because otherwise gravity and currents in the water would make the object come out of the net. In zero-gravity and with no fluid around it, none of these forces would apply. This would be an inelastic collision. Objects wouldn't bounce off the net; the delta in velocity would be reduced to zero and then the object and net would remain relatively stationary with respect to each other. The slightest force would make the object come back off the net, but there's nothing to apply that force, so it won't.

      Wouldn't any collisions happening after the original all disturb the relative motion of the net with regards to the things it is "capturing"?

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    11. Re:Wha? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Slightly, yes, they'd decelerate the net. But if the edges were weighted, the center of the net should tend to decelerate more, so it would sag in the middle. That would probably be adequate to scoop the objects back in if they began to drift away slightly.

    12. Re:Wha? by orient · · Score: 1

      I did spend some summers fishing with nets and I can assure you that the fish is not help in place by the water acceleration relative to the net. The fish gets entangled in the net.

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    13. Re:Wha? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, Im sure a Japanese net manufacturer knows nothing about nets, and the Japanese space agency knows nothing about space, and this entire thing will fail.

  9. hey, we're talking Japan here by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    Maybe they should use harpoons instead of nets.

    We're whalers on the moon,
    We carry a harpoon.
    But there ain't no whales
    So we tell tall tales
    And sing our whaling tune.

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  10. This is like cleaning up the Pacific Ocean... by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1

    ...with an aquarium net. Good luck with that.

    1. Re:This is like cleaning up the Pacific Ocean... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Ah, the peanut gallery speaks.

      It sounds to me like a reasonable solution to part of the problem. If it can take care of the majority of small debris in critical orbital paths, then what exactly is your problem with it?

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    2. Re:This is like cleaning up the Pacific Ocean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like fish in the ocean, space junk is not evenly distributed.

    3. Re:This is like cleaning up the Pacific Ocean... by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      Just like fish in the ocean, space junk is not evenly distributed.

      Funny, I seem to remember something about over-fishing
      is causing species numbers to dwindle and overall reduction
      http://goo.gl/Nu9kT
      in fish populations... yeah, big nets could NEVER work to
      clean up non-evenly distributed anything.

      -AI

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  11. JAXA what? by sticks_us · · Score: 1

    I read the headline too quickly.

    At first I thought it was going to be an article about some new garbage collector for Java.

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    1. Re:JAXA what? by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 1

      I could be sure that it was something about Java and AJAX...

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    2. Re:JAXA what? by Bobakitoo · · Score: 1

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    3. Re:JAXA what? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be "DIA" not "IDA"?

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    4. Re:JAXA what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated.

    5. Re:JAXA what? by nzap · · Score: 1

      He tried to write "DIA", but it came out "IDA" for some reason.

  12. Planet ES by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Somebody should tell Jaxa it was only an anime , not a documentation :).... Planet es

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    1. Re:Planet ES by initdeep · · Score: 1

      actually it was a manga first, but i came here wondering if i would be the only one to point out the obvious similarities.

      Now if only they get the all important headband right......

  13. What about NERF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can just imagine giant, expanding NERF spheres circling the globe, picking up garbage as they slowly get pulled back to burn up in atmo and cleaning up projected space paths. Launch them from drones or the ISS -- you can never have enough NERF!

    NERF IN SPAAAAAACE!!

  14. Not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JAVA already has an awesome automatic garbage collector. Oh wait...

  15. Internet error. Not space net. by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Informative
    No space net involved.

    If you look at the details, there is no net involved. A company which makes nets is also able to make webbed rope-like material, and this is being considered for installation on a satellite before launch. When the satellite is no longer useful, the electrically-conductive tether would be extended, and induced electromagnetic forces would drag the satellite out of orbit.

  16. Vaporizing on impact ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    This might work for the bigger pieces that are easier to dodge, but what about all those smaller pieces that are much harder to track and evade? Is it possible to build a huge array of the gel that they used to collect fragments and dust from comets and use that to collect a lot of the much smaller pieces? Or are there some technical limitations to this, such as the debris having such a high velocity that they'd just punch right through the gel?

    Given the velocities a small object may be more likely to vaporize. I think the problem would be with the gel or foam losing material during impacts. Are we replacing one bit of debris with multiple bits? At orbital velocities a piece of gel or foam, or a blob of water, is quite dangerous.

    The probes that collect fragments and dust maneuver to and match velocities with the target to a degree that the material can withstand the impact and be captured. They are not just put in a collision path and take a full velocity hit.

  17. Not exactly self-aware... by slushdork · · Score: 1

    ...but skynet is finally here!

  18. Adopt-a-Space-Lane? by djKing · · Score: 1

    This Stretch of Space Cleared by JAXA, keeping the space lanes beautiful.

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  19. Not sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The junk that's moving too fast will just rip through it. Much of the orbiting space junk moves at such high speeds that cause it to liquefy when it collides with other objects.

  20. Thrown for a mental whoops by carcomp · · Score: 1

    I read the title, and the post, and before looking into the article, I thought, "Whats this about Japan, and Java, and AJAX calls, and outer space junk..." I also mistook "fallutin" for a medicine, so ya the post was about that too for about a few seconds. Jeez. I'm slow.

  21. Re:Internet error. Not space net. by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2

    What the heck are you reading? From TFA (and TFS accurately):

              A JAXA satellite will deploy and release a kilometers-wide net made by Nitto Seimo of ultra-thin triple layered metal threads.

        And that's about as far as it goes. TFA says nothing about tethers.

  22. this was refuted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was this story not refuted by JAXA?

    There is no fishing net. A long wire will be attached to just larger pieces of space junk. The wire will cause drag because of charges absorbed by the wire and the interaction with the Earths magnetic field.

    1. Re:this was refuted by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      You just have to short circuit a large area coil (a loop if you will). With these motions the the earth's magnetic field will induce a large current in the loop. This current will induce a drag force. No need to absorb charges from high speed collisions (while it's possible to do so).

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  23. Spock hopes it cleans up corned beef sandwiches. by cerebralpayne · · Score: 1
  24. Planetes by Verdatum · · Score: 2

    Of course Japan would be the ones to bother with this. Thank you, Planetes

    1. Re:Planetes by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      I see a mention of the anime on every story of the sort, so finally I bought the first two DVDs.

      Unfortunately, somewhat of a disappointment. The garbage collection and space stuff is amazingly well done, but what spoils it is the characters.

      Space garbage collection doesn't provide for that much plot material, so the show is about the interactions between characters. And in this team, there are two bosses with a room temperature IQ, and an incredibly preachy main character. Some episodes manage to be incredibly annoying.

      On the other hand, there are some very good ones as well and reviews seem to suggest I might like the rest of the series more.

    2. Re:Planetes by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      The negative issues with the characters are greatly amplified in the English dub; I was sad to see such a poor dub for such a good show. The main character is intentionally preachy, since she is idealistic and lacks real-world (space?) experience; she develops through the series. Otherwise, your perceptions are pretty accurate. I love the show largely because, in terms of physics and engineering, it is the best depiction of space in fiction I've seen since 2001: A Space Odyssey.

    3. Re:Planetes by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      Only watched the subbed version, but I still prefer the alternate story told by the manga version.

    4. Re:Planetes by lulalala · · Score: 1

      The show first starts with a slice-of-life story and some philosophical discussion about life in space. It however will gradually have more actions in the latter half. So skip the fillers (Ninja on Moon) and watch a few more episodes.

    5. Re:Planetes by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      The preachy lead character is the rookie. Not all 7 seasons of Adam-12 involve an experienced police officer and the same inexperienced rookie officer.

  25. Why not just use Katamari Damacy? by snookerhog · · Score: 1

    well?

  26. ....another Java framework!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I reeled back in horror....that sinking feeling you get from the destruction of the world as you know it....I thought--for a minute--it was another Java framework until I was able to read the rest of the post. The shock melts away as I realize its just a good-old-fashioned stupid idea.

  27. Space junk is a deterrent against invaders by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    If you were driving around looking for a house to rob, would you stop at a house with broken toys, an old Chevy up on cinder-blocks and assorted other junk on the front lawn? No, you would just keep on driving, looking for a clean, well-kept lawn: "Hey, this house must have something inside worth stealing!"

    The same effect would work on evil aliens, cruising around space, look for a planet to maraud on. When they see all the space junk, they will just keep flying by: "What a bunch of crap that is orbiting that planet! It's worth landing there, Korg!"

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    1. Re:Space junk is a deterrent against invaders by Mysteray · · Score: 1

      Or alternatively...

      Hey, Kleetus. Wanna have some fun?

  28. Why not recycle it? by Plazmid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Instead of throwing all that potentially valuable material into the pacific ocean, why not coral it all into one big "trash heap" and recycle it? After, it takes a lot more energy to put something into orbit than it does to move something to another orbit. At the very least, the trash heap could serve as a testing ground for space manufacturing processes.

    1. Re:Why not recycle it? by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      Yes, collecting all the debris in orbit into a single giant ball, then let it drift in orbit, uncontrolled, without thrusters, is a brilliant idea.

    2. Re:Why not recycle it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is still better than what we have now, thousands of pieces of debris in random orbits adrift and uncontrolled.

    3. Re:Why not recycle it? by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

      Presumaably because you really can't direct the net once it's released. It's travel is influenced by lines of magnetic force and you simply just can't call a stop to it. And orbital changes aren't as free as you think.. especially when you're changing inclination, not just height.

    4. Re:Why not recycle it? by Combatso · · Score: 1

      one big heap would be better than 100+k little heaps that are drifting in orbit, uncontrolled, withouth thrusters, as a result of a few brilliant ideas.

    5. Re:Why not recycle it? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Yes. It would be much easier to track one single giant ball than thousands of small pieces of trash.

      Currently they're tracking over 10,000 objects in orbit, IIRC, and that's just counting the ones larger than 4 inches. Every time they go into space they have to make sure they're not going to cross paths with any one of those little pieces of trash.

    6. Re:Why not recycle it? by Laser+Dan · · Score: 1

      Yes, collecting all the debris in orbit into a single giant ball, then let it drift in orbit, uncontrolled, without thrusters, is a brilliant idea.

      A single giant ball drifting in orbit, uncontrolled, without thrusters is much easier to avoid than lots of little balls drifting in orbit, uncontrolled, without thrusters.

  29. What about the differing oribtal velocities? by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    This doesn't sound like it would work! It's not as easy as netting fish in an ocean. We are talking about very high velocities here. If the orbital velocity of a piece of space junk doesn't closely match the orbital velocity of the net, it probably will blast right through the net. There are stories about a paint chip putting a crater in the space shuttles windshield. There is just that amount of energy involved. A possible scenario.... You are going after a piece of space debris and another piece of space debris collides with the net. The second piece, which you were not going after, is going to damage the net. Remember, they are talking about very large nets, the probability of this happening is not small.

    1. Re:What about the differing oribtal velocities? by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      This doesn't sound like it would work! It's not as easy as netting fish in an ocean. We are talking about very high velocities here. If the orbital velocity of a piece of space junk doesn't closely match the orbital velocity of the net, it probably will blast right through the net ... You are going after a piece of space debris and another piece of space debris collides with the net. The second piece, which you were not going after, is going to damage the net. Remember, they are talking about very large nets, the probability of this happening is not small.

      I'd like to see an analysis of this capture system (with data on, for example, the strength of the net and resistance to penetration), but at an (educated) guess I'd say that it only captures a small fraction of the material it encounters, but that small fraction is much larger than the present rate of removal from orbit (which, above a certain altitude, is essentially zero). If the net works, I would expect a large number of them would be orbited over time.

      Maybe we would eventually have an international launch authority that grants low altitude launch licenses and requires a certain number of orbit clearance net deployments for each launch license (like the environmental re-mediation requirements used with various licenses today).

      As to whether stuff is going to punch holes in it - as you say the probability is high since it is a large net. But by the same token - this isn't going to matter. Very large net, very small holes, BFD.

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  30. Secret ploy to make recyclo-bots in space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya right - they gonna take over space by reusing all the junk to make super-space-bots!!! It's a ploy by carver-entertainment to
    control all human activity............

    Seriously if you spend so much getting those atoms up there why not just keep them there until someone can reuse them
    for something else. Can't cost that much to send up the recycling equipment?

  31. Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by RevWaldo · · Score: 2

    I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Not some LEO screw or spaceman's glove. Bad sat, 1960s. Three tons of 'im. Geosynchronous 'fore it went driftin'. RTG battery backup. This sat, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your uplinks, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than $300 million, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and graveyard him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, rely on fiber-op. I don't want no salarymen, I don't want no mission specialists, there's just too many captains on this island. One billion dollars for me by myself. For that you get the bus, the payload, the solar panels, the whole damn thing.

    .

    1. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very nice

    2. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      I might have to turn in my geek card for this, and I did find it funny, but what the hell are you referencing?

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    3. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Never mind. I'm obviously not up on my pop culture.

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    4. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by DoubleUP · · Score: 1

      Yes, you'll have to turn in your geek card. Not for missing the reference, but for not finding out.

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    5. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaws I'm pretty sure

    6. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He referencing Jaws.

    7. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might have to turn in my geek card for this, and I did find it funny, but what the hell are you referencing?

      http://bit.ly/geYuiN

      You can drop off your geek card in the box by the door.

    8. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaws

    9. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's JAWS, but spacelike.

    10. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of the movie Jaws?

    11. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaws
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/quotes

    12. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a wonderful re-use of a scene from Jaws.

      -K

    13. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is beautiful. You've perfectly captured the beard, crusty New England accent, ruddy drinker/fisherman complexion, and visceral contempt for self-important Amity politicians.

    14. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Quint from Jaws.

    15. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jaws_%28film%29

    16. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's from Jaws.
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/quotes

    17. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be jaws....

      Please submit your geek card to the nearest incinerator

    18. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      You can keep your geek card. (The dozen or so ACs who replied "Jaws!" without unfiltering the comments first maybe oughta check their wallets though.)

      .

    19. Re:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      RevWaldo, sir, I'd like to subscribe to your Manga.

  32. The future is now! by PongStroid · · Score: 2
    Quark! A series from 1978 predicted all of this:

    The show was set on the United Galaxies Sanitation Patrol Cruiser, an interstellar garbage scow operating out of United Galaxies Space Station Perma One in the year 2222. Adam Quark, the main character, works to clean up trash in space by collecting "space baggies" - unfortunately for Quark, while circumstances frequently dropped adventure into his lap, he was always ordered back to collecting garbage when the action was over.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(TV_series)

  33. What? No Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Japan. I thought we'd see something more akin to Mega Maid

  34. Obligatory Joke: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're all doomed. Skynet is real.

  35. I still say the answer is gel cubes by Solandri · · Score: 2

    Kinda like the gelatinous cubes in AD&D would clean up the dungeons. Figure out a way to manufacture aerogel cubes in space. NASA used aerogels to capture cometary particles because the high impact velocity with a solid would obliterate or vaporize the particles. It could turn a small piece of debris into a thousand smaller pieces of debris. An aerogel would decelerate the particle slowly enough that it could be captured intact. You want something like a cube because you want a big cross-sectional area to increase the chance of a collision - a sphere is the least effective design. Just put a bunch of them in known orbits. The smaller debris like paint chips which hits them will be captured within the gel. The bigger debris we already track and can be avoided. After a few decades, either de-orbit them, or just leave them up there since each should be big enough for us to track.

    1. Re:I still say the answer is gel cubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or we start placing aerogel armor on all new launches, which if used in addition to the proposed method of using a net to deorbit old sats should be very effective at removing space debris with no uneccesary additional launchs and associated costs.

    2. Re:I still say the answer is gel cubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... kilometres of aerogel?

      There's a bit of a scale issue here.

      Currently they only have made small amounts of aerogel for the stardust mission.

  36. Problem is.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    It's not old rockets up on blocks and dead satellites that are the problem. IT's the paint chips, bolts, wrenches, the tiny junk that causes issues. they need a electristatic space duster to sweep up the tiny crap that is the main concern. a second stage of a rocket that can be tracked is not that big of a deal.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:Problem is.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, just how many wrenches do you think there are in uncontrolled orbits around Earth? And how do you think they got there?

    2. Re:Problem is.... by CookieForYou · · Score: 1

      I think it's more the nuts and bolts and paint chips, and such things (shuttle insulation panels?) travelling at relative 40,000kmh that can really ruin your day.

      As someone else mentioned

      "JSC debris scientists said the largest ding returned on a shuttle window thus far occurred on STS-59 in April 1994. The ding measured one-half an inch in diameter and was caused by an orbiting paint chip."

      Maybe not wrenches, but other such things are seriously dangerous in space, because they never slow down....

    3. Re:Problem is.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm aware of the hazard posed by microscopic bits of crap. I was more amused by the idea of wrenches floating around in space. I realize it was a phrase of expression, but it made me giggle.

  37. In other totally unrelated news: by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    A JAXA satellite was struck with orbital debris and now we have a bunch of very large fish net type objects in orbit.

    When reached for comment JAXA said this in an official release: "@$#^&!"

  38. Last transmission from Commander Pavok ... by Tanks*Guns · · Score: 1

    ... to Vulcan High Command: Do not send any further scout crafts to this location. Our attempt to setup a surveillance station has been foiled by an unexpected, yet primitive, weapon system. Cannot ascertain whether the weapon is of Earth origin as the markings on it are not in the expected Earth-based language. We have seen the markings on archival footage belonging to the alien race responsible for the enormous reptilian-like monster sent to destroy Earth cities. Live long and prosper. *End of transmission*

  39. I, Cringely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob Cringely wrote about this very idea about 1.5 years ago. http://www.cringely.com/2009/11/tossed-in-space/

  40. Such a Waste by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    It's sad really. We spend tens of thousands of dollars to get every bit of this "junk" onto orbit, and the best thing we can come up to do with it is rope it in and burn it up in the atmosphere. If we could undertake a major push into developing infrastructure on orbit, all of this space debris would be a potential gold mine of recyclable materials. We could capture spent Centaur and other upper vehicle stages, refuel them, and use them for one off moon shots. We could capture the free-floating thermal blankets and staple them back onto spacecraft being built in space. If only we would invest in the future to utilize past mistakes, rather than scold ourselves in penitence and try to back peddle.

    Each kg of matter on orbit is worth, at minimum, ~$2000 USD. And here we are, roping it up and letting it burn. Space junk could be a jobs program. Instead it's become a disposal project.

    1. Re:Such a Waste by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      We don't go after this for the same reason we didn't productize tar sands in Alberta until recently, and for the same reason we haven't produced commercial quantities of oil from oil shale: If it costs too much to do, it's not worth doing. It becomes worth doing when the cost is less than the selling price.

      Sure, some of the precious metals, etc. in these spacecraft are valuable. The cost of collecting it from space far, far outweighs the cost of just mining more here on earth. It simply isn't commercially viable to get it from space yet.

      If space travel ever gets cheap, say 100+ years from now, maybe some space-faring Sanford and Son can make a living scrap collecting among the graveyard orbits. But until then, it's simply more economical to let derelict satellites drift safely out of the way of all the active birds.

  41. Hello, eBay? by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    Why would you let all that stuff burn up in the atmosphere when you could sell it on eBay?

    For Sale: SPACE SHIT, NO RESERVE.

  42. This sounds bad by ddd0004 · · Score: 1

    Great, just great. That orbital Hefty bag is going to pull all that space junk down to Earth. One piece will land in the pacific ocean and it's nuclear reactor or cosmic radiation or stowaway aliens will awaken Godzilla and then where we be.

    1. Re:This sounds bad by initdeep · · Score: 1

      Exactly where we need to be to unleash mecha-godzilla of course.

  43. terrible batting average... by rlseaman · · Score: 1

    I note exactly one comment out of more than a hundred that not only appears to question the "butterfly net in space" meme, but bothered to track down the likely project: http://www.timog.com/brb/jaxa-plans-to-clean-up-space-debris-with-hi-tech-net As the picture shows (perhaps there are Japanese sources with real details), the idea is to send a tether to dock with a specific satellite at its end-of-life. Both tether and satellite would then de-orbit. This is really a substitute for building end-of-life capabilities into the original satellite. ...or maybe 1 out of 100 is a good batting average for slashdot.

  44. obligatory fly reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    imagine flys were as explosive as a stick of dynamite and you want to catch them driving down the interstate with a flyswatter. That is pretty much what a space net gets you. Since you dont want dynamite hitting your car at 75mph i suggest you get out of your car and be a little more gentle. Now your delta velocity is small enough the flys wont explode. The trouble is you wont catch many flys in the vast sparcely populated ditch we call LEO. taking out large objects with tethers is the only practical solution as TFA does.

  45. This story is total bull -- here are the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I can tell this story started making the rounds after an item appeared in The Telegraph -- a UK paper that's home to some of the most inaccurate and irresponsible science coverage in the known world. ScienceInsider explains that the net-making company has made a few test samples of a tether that could be attached to dead satellites to generate drag, but they aren't making a space net!! And JAXA has zero plans to implement this.

    From the article linked to below: "It's a bit of a bother. We're getting a lot of inquiries from overseas asking if it's true," says JAXA spokesperson Eisuke Aizawa. It's not.

    http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2011/02/space-age-fish-tale-gets-lost-in.html

  46. Why isn't gravity working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear all these high falutin claims about how the Earth's gravity this, gravity that, but yet those hunks of lifeless metal are still flying effortlessly? Do we need to replenish our gravity supply?

  47. Time to shelve my plan by 605dave · · Score: 1

    I guess I should give up on my giant space broom project now.

    --
    Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a difficult battle. - Plato
  48. Did anyone else read JAVA? by LordFolken · · Score: 1

    And there i thought: finally some good use for that memory hog.

  49. Aerogel in space? Where do you get the air? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just where do you get the air from in space to make aerogels, or to keep them aerated?

  50. JAVA does come with Garbage Collection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, it runs on a separate thread.

  51. how do they track it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im really just curious about this, Im not a guy whos interested in space exploration and stuff but how do they track the location and time to do it? just wondering, If I were there id use my gps time tracking app from tsheets.com

  52. Previous Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is clearly an outsized application of the well known "Tangled KiteWire System", as pioneered and exibited, repeatedly, by Messr. Charles Brown, in the latter part of the last Century.

    Why not use Brer Rabbit tar dolls? Er, hydrocarbonaceous anthropomorphic degenerate orbital artifacts? I do, howerver, still stand by my old "mentos and soda-pop" sugar carmel space-memebrane (space cotton-candy) orbital goopball proposal. If it doesn't work, at first, just throw more sugar at it.

    The sugar can come from corn syrup, instead of sugar cane. Or beets. And the charred sugar dust will also help fight global warming, when it reahes the upper atmosphere and spreads in a shadowy clowd, helping to cool the planet. At a certain point onward, though, It will be difficult to keep microorganisms from colonizing the cloud. And ants, stratospheric spiders (they *do* exist, dream about them, tonight ;> ) ... and cockroaches ... and so on. Nature is, after all. :)

  53. Re:Internet error. Not space net. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A company which makes nets is also able to make webbed rope-like material"

    Yes, but that's for swinging between buildings in a red and blue suit.

  54. It won't work. by rew · · Score: 1

    TIP: It won't work.

    The problem with space junk is that it goes so fast.

    Why don't you worry about flies hitting the windshield of your car on the freeway? They move at a relative speed of about 100km/h (60mph), which is harmless (not if it hits your eye, but as long as it hits the windshield you're ok....).

    In orbit, you're travelling at 27000 km/h (16000 mph) minimum. Things you might hit, could be moving in the same direction. Collisions with small objects are then harmless. But if they are moving in a different direction they might be moving at up to 50000 km/h (30000 mph). Now a collision with something as small as a dust particle IS a problem. It will go through almost anything. (I know the top end of the range is unlikely for man-made orbiting junk: the man-made junk is almost always moving with the rotation of the earth....).

    So if you put a net in orbit and you encounter a piece of junk of a ton, and it moves at more than say 20km/h (12mph), it wil rip your net apart. If you encounter a screw at more than a few hundred km/h it will go straight through your net.

    In all, I don't think you'll catch much....

  55. Lost in translation by gbrumfiel · · Score: 1

    This net thing is a great yarn, but I'm sorry to say it's just not true. As the good people at Science point out, the original press-release was about a space tether that could be used to collect debris. It's now gotten way out of hand. Of course a space "net" isn't going to work. The amount of space you'd have to cover is enormous, and in many cases there's no way to discrimnate between junk and LEO satellites. Also, the relative velocities of the different bits of debris mean that the net would be literally trying to catch bullets.

  56. Roy Scheider saw this and said by Combatso · · Score: 1

    We're gonna need a bigger boat

  57. The solution to the Mothra problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still gotta take care of Godzilla though...

  58. Re:Internet error. Not space net. by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    I'm reading stories like this one which are a few days older than the mangled web-catching stories. It's a tether, not a net.