Supermassive Black Holes Not So Big After All
An anonymous reader writes "Supermassive black holes are between 2 and 10 times less massive than previously thought, according to new calculations published by German astrophysicists (abstract)."
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but they are still super massive right? If not that totally ruins most of my celestial bodies jokes.
You mean, they're only hundreds of millions to a billion times the mass of the sun, not several billion times the mass of the sun? Sheesh! Talk about phoning it in! Wake me up when they're serious about being 'super massive'!
How can something be X-times less massive than something else? I can understand half as massive, or 1/10 as massive, but two to ten times less massive doesn't make any mathematical sense for a result that must be a positive number.
This shows that science is just a mass of arbitrary assertions.
This abject, craven, flip flopping about face allows me to justifiably substitute my own preferred notions into the debate as fact.
This effectively proves that global warming, vaccination, evolution, and all other liberal plots are bald faced lies.
Its an outrage! If scientists can revise their theories based on improved evidence, science is untrustworthy claptrap that must be excluded from debate.
We will colonize the Galaxy with our chemical rockets and frail bodies that give 10-20 years of useful life at best. How will this change our plans?
Will MUSE release a followup called "Not So Supermassive - Black Hole"
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
Despite being less dense than before, I'm pretty sure they'd still crush us all into a singularity-sized monodimensional pin dot.
I am sure there is a great joke here, but I am not witty enough to put it in words
-1 Offtopic, I know.
How would this relate to theories of dark matter? I don't know what formulas they use to determine this so would this lessen the necessity for dark matter or exacerbate the problem further (more dark matter than previously thought), if said formulas are accurate?
2 and 10, That's not a very good re-guess. I mean it's kinda like when they say the universe is between 10 - 20 billion years old. You need to be a lot more certain, I would give them 9-10 times but 2 - 10 is just to wide a range. It would be like me saying I'm anywhere from 1 to 100 years old and being fine with that range.
This should say, "Supermassive black holes are now thought to be between 2 and 10 times less massive than previously thought..." Scientists would do everyone a favor if they dropped the formula "we used to think, but now we know". Appearing to have certainty about the newest scientific model gives the impression they are little different from the religious believer.
I could have dismissed this as the reporting being at fault, but the abstract ends with "Knowing the rotational velocities, we can derive the central black-hole masses more accurately; they are two to ten times smaller than has been estimated previously."
"That's heavy man"
The game.
Then we do the same. The interesting results from this paper is a relationship between the spectra of the active galatic nucleus(AGN), which we infer to be a so-called black hole, the motion of the the AGN, and the geometry of the AGN. Given the inferred rotational velocity, the mass of central black-hole can be derived. If all this is true, the mass would be at most an order of magnitude less than previously thought. An order of magnitude correction is significant. It gives us something to test to confirm the assertions of the author. OTHO, I do not see that, in the absence of further work, these results are to be taken at face value that there is an order of magnitude discrepancy in the mass of these AGN.
"She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
We are talking about black holes NOT black pillars...
Well, it's nice to know that something in the Universe now sucks less.
Thats what she said.
Black hole masses of those measured from nearby systems where Keplerian velocities are resolved will not shrink.
Will MUSE release a followup called "Not So Supermassive - Black Hole"
Or perhaps melting in the light of day? Food for thought!
"Gas can potentially corrupt results"
Yes it can... especially on a first date.
Muse has retitled their song "Still fairly large black hole"
I hate reading times and then having to stop and translate it in my head that they are saying something is less.
If you ever become a fluent speaker of the English language, you won't have to stop and translate, the meaning will be immediate and clear.
"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
No. Black holes have no volume. They do have mass.
On analysis, the excitement level from reading that article appears to have been vastly overestimated.
It now appears that the article was between 2 and 10 times less exciting than the original estimates.
The techniques used for measuring excitement levels were based on the amount of gas ejected from a nearby colleague of mine, whilst he was reading said article. But since gas can be misjudged due to its unpredictable effects on my olfactory organs, it now appears that the actual excitement levels generated by the article were exaggerated by an unknown factor related to what my colleague had for lunch.
If I had a DeLorean... I would probably only drive it from time to time.
Your mom thought they were pretty big, CmdrTaco.