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Quadruped CHEETAH Robot To Outrun Any Human

cylonlover writes "Robots are faster than humans at a lot of things, but up until now running hasn't been one of them. That is set to change with robotics company Boston Dynamics recently awarded a contract by DARPA to design and build a quadraped CHEETAH robot that is faster than any human. The contract also includes the creation of an agile, bipedal humanoid robot. It's hard to say which one might ultimately be creepier."

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  1. The real question by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it transform into a music cassette?

    1. Re:The real question by airfoobar · · Score: 1

      Does that mean Megan Fox will be Sarah Connor?? Humanity is doomed!

    2. Re:The real question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ring ring...The 1980's just called.
      It will transform into an iPhone.

    3. Re:The real question by airfoobar · · Score: 1

      In corporate America, music is killing you!!!

    4. Re:The real question by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Given that in other recent news Apple took top place for movie product-placement? Quite plausible. Though I feel they might hesitate before sullying their brand by appearing in Transformers 3.

    5. Re:The real question by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Um.. since the gp is referring to a cartoon from the 80s, surely it was an appropriate reference...

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    6. Re:The real question by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      It will transform into an iPhone.

      But you'll have to jailbreak it to transform it back.

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  2. Just one question... by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it transform into a micro tape cassette?

    1. Re:Just one question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I think you're supposed to get 5 of them to link together to make up a robot.

    2. Re:Just one question... by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

      No, I'm thinking about this one.

  3. Skynet by Toe,+The · · Score: 2

    I have a strange suspicion this DARPA robot isn't going to have Asimov's laws integrated into it...

    1. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Depends. Does DARPA consider Afghans and Iraqis to be human?

    2. Re:Skynet by ticker47 · · Score: 2

      Sure it will:

      Law 1: A robot must protect its own existence.
      Law 2: A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
      Law 3: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm long as it does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

      Or did I get those flipped around? Either way, I think this will lead to a wonderful Robot Cheetah, Human relationship.

    3. Re:Skynet by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I doubt anyone knows how to program Asimov's laws into a robot.

      Writing the three laws down in a rule based language helps nothing if the robot lacks sensorium and concepts and interpretation abilities.

      The robot need to know the concept of harm and harming by doing nothing and needs to have abilities to "rescue/help" humans ... etc.

      Regards

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    4. Re:Skynet by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      I have a strange suspicion this DARPA robot isn't going to have Asimov's laws integrated into it...

      And that's a good thing! If you don't know why, you haven't read his books. Besides, we're nowhere near technologically advanced enough to even hope to implement his laws.

    5. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you captain obvious. The rest of us were very confused, and assumed you could just read the list of rules to any robot and it would automatically follow them. Now, what is this "programming" you speak of?

    6. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got them to flip around.

    7. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's the citizens who don't. Governments don't need a moral excuse to kill people.

    8. Re:Skynet by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Law 0: A Robot may not take any action which may result in the manufacturer being held liable.

      Also, in practice, law 2 (Or 3, in Asimov's numbering) would have to be modified to accept orders only from authorised people. Otherwise the robot would be just too easy to abuse. Picture some kids going to a fire station and shouting 'spray anyone who passes by with the hose!' Chaos ensues until someone thinks to countermand the instruction.

    9. Re: Skynet by turing_m · · Score: 2
      I grew up as a technophile, always seeing the good in new technology which could never come fast enough for me. I'd listen to the older generations bemoan how things were changing too fast, and in ways that weren't necessarily benefiting humanity. I would scoff, laugh or argue - most of these people seemed to be either of an age when the mind starts not keeping up with changes, or not technically adept in the first place.

      Over the last few years, I started worrying about things changing too fast and in ways not necessarily benefiting humanity. I doubt that even the smartest person can really understand the logical endpoints of the complex interactions of myriad new technologies. What will future wars look like? What would a future war look like if the government turned on its citizens, or if AI turned on humans? And other questions of that nature. The strange and disquieting thing to me is that I am neither technically inept nor remotely near the age when learning new things is difficult. At the same time, we will need new technology to fix a lot of problems we have created, or to make the world a better place for us.

      All I can do is hope that this technological tiger we are riding doesn't buck us off and bite us in the ass.

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    10. Re: Skynet by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      Technological cheetah, you mean?

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    11. Re: Skynet by pipy · · Score: 1

      I've got exactly the same feelings. Technological advancements don't always assist social progress.

    12. Re:Skynet by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Of course.

      Just not the brown ones.

    13. Re:Skynet by mhajicek · · Score: 2
      Law 1: A robot must be profitable.

      No need for any more...

  4. Will they hire Val Kilmer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he is the perfect guy to reveal and control this new robot.

    1. Re:Will they hire Val Kilmer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or Mr. Lee

  5. Next AI Challenge: Robot to win Survivor by eddy · · Score: 0

    Outsmart, outrun, outlast.

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    1. Re:Next AI Challenge: Robot to win Survivor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outsmart, outrun, outlast.

      If that were the case, at least we know it'd run on Linux

    2. Re:Next AI Challenge: Robot to win Survivor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said outlast, not panic and take a dump.

    3. Re:Next AI Challenge: Robot to win Survivor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a kernel oops every 10 seasons is acceptable.

  6. Daggit by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

    What? You have no faith. These are geeks designing this. Surely, one of them wished they had a Daggit of their own.

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  7. Outrun any or Outrun ALL humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Semantics...

  8. someone had to say it by doubleyou · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our CHEETAH overlords...

    1. Re:someone had to say it by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our CHEETAH overlords...

      What about our new COUGAR overlords?

    2. Re:someone had to say it by doubleyou · · Score: 1

      What about our new COUGAR overlords?

      I welcome them too!

    3. Re:someone had to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our WESTERN COUGAR overlords.

      Our EASTERN COUGAR overlords, unfortunately, are extinct.

    4. Re:someone had to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, there is a supply cap. You can't just keep making overlords, it's a complete waste.

    5. Re:someone had to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our QUADRAPED cheetah overlords.

      Raped four times...

    6. Re:someone had to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, there is a supply cap. You can't just keep making overlords, it's a complete waste.

      There's a cap? Who made the cap? I bet it was an overlord...

      I for one welcome our cap setting overlords.

      -@|

  9. The wheel called by trollertron3000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The wheel called and said "Uhm, so fucking what? I was outrunning humans before there was language"

    I love how this is creepy, yet put wheels on it and it's normal. Legs? Creepy. Wheels? No big deal.

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    1. Re:The wheel called by Amouth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      put your robot on wheels and i will run through the rough uneven woods to get away.. put it on legs like mine and it can go any where i can..

      the wheel is wonderful as long as it can maintain contact and traction in its plane and direction of movement - after that it isn't so useful.

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    2. Re:The wheel called by ddd0004 · · Score: 0

      Shut up wheel, you cocky bastard. Of course you did all this stuff, but where's you cool cheetah picture? And what have you done for me lately? I guess I'll just jump in my car and go home.

    3. Re:The wheel called by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There are enough environments where a wheel robot goes nowhere, mountains e.g. or sandy/slippery surfaces like interesting regions on moon or mars.

      angel'o'sphere

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    4. Re:The wheel called by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Give me a dirt bike and I'll go faster than you almost anyplace you can go on foot -- the only exception is up a tree. Of course, if they train this robot to climb trees, then we're all well and truly fucked!

      Of course, a dirt bike actually consists of 2 wheels occasionally aided by an outrigger leg on each side...

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    5. Re:The wheel called by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      Right, that's why the mars rovers are walkers... oh, wait...

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    6. Re:The wheel called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because technology hasn't advanced at all since we sent them... oh, wait...

    7. Re:The wheel called by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Obviously the war in Afghanistan is the primary driving force behind these quad legged robotics. Think of them as land-drones with mounted Metal Storm rounds and night vision (or something). Their roles can act as mules caring munitions, or playing the Hunter Killer. They're the perfect vehicle for breaking the stalemate in an exchange of fire suppression. No need to worry about splash damage from an aerial attack.

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    8. Re:The wheel called by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I hate to correct myself, but quadrapeds do better than wheels in another environment:. ice and snow. Probably other situations where lack of traction is an issues as well.

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    9. Re:The wheel called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is time we go back to being arboreal...

    10. Re:The wheel called by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah mainly legs are useful at grasping branches and outcroppings, etc. Climbing is really where arms and legs shine over wheels. I think a combination of the two will come to fruition, legs with wheels that can be braked for use as feet.

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    11. Re:The wheel called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, that's why the mars rovers are walkers... oh, wait...

      Yeah but imagine a robotic cheetah on Mars!

  10. Blasphemy by atari2600a · · Score: 0

    These aren't the giant robot camels I ordered!

    1. Re:Blasphemy by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, these aren't the sex bots I've been waiting for! We do we waste all this money developing robots for war when we could be developing robots for the opposite purpose?

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    2. Re:Blasphemy by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Well war robots eliminate other war robots and people.

      Sex robots also cut into the human population. Albeit in a slower fashion. Fewer people reproducing means the human population is reduced over time. But sex robots might start making more sex robots.

      War robots have a faster more direct method is all.

  11. moving that fast, missing one element by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A robot moving that fast will display a sense of instability and correction mechanisms that could force a change to the current robot design philosophy. That change is the incorporation of "skin". Skin places a huge role in bipeds and quadraped of that performance. Unfortunately, none of the research nor robot firms are considering skin, it's all about novel, complex mechanical designs due to longevity needs.

    BD's has a good base design, but to achieve that DARPA objective is beyond their current system such that they'll end up with a complex mechanical structure that will be too big and heavy, and likely slow--assuming they go with the current thinking and not incorporate skin.

    1. Re:moving that fast, missing one element by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Informative

      -1 Knows Nothing About Robotics.

      Hi, roboticist here. Let me just say 'citation needed' to pretty much everything the parent said. I'm not quite sure what a "sense of instability and correction mechanisms" is, but I'm guessing they mean "sensors and control systems", but I'm pretty sure dynamic stability, traction, motion sensing and control have little to do with conformal surface coverings. Yes, skin has important traction characteristics, and flesh has inherent compliance that is important in gait cycles, but skin has nothing to do with dynamic stability.

      Further more, it is fallacious to say that researchers aren't developing skin. That's simply false - there are many benefits to synthetic skin to be derived from users of prosthetic appliances, both in contact mechanics and sensing. There have been some very novel products in that area... they just don't happen to apply to dynamic control of legged robots.

      Given the parent's mention of Big Dog and the weight of mechanical structures, I'd like to point out that part of the work for cheetah includes exploring composite structures for legged robots that will decrease total weight and rotational inertia of the limbs - directly related to the maximum speed at which a legged robot can move. Cf. the sexy MIT cheetah pic here. Note the call-outs citing sensors, balance mechanisms, traction control, actuators and distinct lack of skin.

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    2. Re:moving that fast, missing one element by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Skin doesn't contribute to locomotion. It would serve the very useful purpose of keeping dirt, grit and grass from finding it's way into the delicate mechanisms though. A robot made for use outside may well include some form of skin, if only in the form of a flexible bag enclosing each joint.

    3. Re:moving that fast, missing one element by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Real cheetahs use their tail for stability, not their skin.

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    4. Re:moving that fast, missing one element by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Fellow roboticist here: regarding your statement "There have been some very novel products in [synthetic skin]... they just don't happen to apply to dynamic control of legged robots."

      I was recently demoing a robot at one of the RCTA meetings @ GDRS and one of the presenters was showing slides on their work using an artificial skin on the "feet" of legged robots to sense and distinguish terrain types. They had some interesting force graphs demonstrating that they could differentiate between sand, straw, and concrete ground with about an 80% success rate so far. So we're starting to explore applications for artificial skin to increase the situational awareness of robotic appendages to improve mobility. I'm sorry I do not have a link to any published work that I can provide at this time but I'm sure we'll see more papers on this in the next year or so.

      Our industry is moving at such a fast pace these days it's hard to keep up with all the developments so I thought you might like to know someone is in fact working on it!

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    5. Re:moving that fast, missing one element by perpenso · · Score: 1

      ... MIT cheetah pic here ...

      Hollywood's envisioning: http://www.explore-science-fiction-movies.com/amee-red-planet.html

  12. What by sexconker · · Score: 0

    Why are we comparing a robot cheetah's speed to a human's speed?

    Is it faster than a real cheetah?

  13. How will it be controlled? by jnpcl · · Score: 1

    I vote for QWOP-ASKL.

    1. Re:How will it be controlled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be controlled via a tape recorder which transforms into a robot.

  14. Outrun where? by mlheur · · Score: 2

    Will it outrun a human on the open savannah or through an urban city? I know the TFA mentioned tight turns and immediate stop & go, but what about in a building, over a fence, through the neighbor's back yard, up the stairs, from one roof to the next? I'd really like to watch something like this outrun an urban freerunner.

    1. Re:Outrun where? by Ancantus · · Score: 1

      One step at a time, I doubt many of us slashdotters could catch an urban freerunner. Give the technology a little time to grow, I am sure that once the tech as matured there will be many such uses for walking machines.

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  15. I can't wait to have an AMY like in red planet mov by TravisHein · · Score: 1

    That 2000 film with Val Kilmer, where that robotic cat like thing AMY went all mustang and started murdering everyone. Efficiently.

  16. Obligatory Bradbury by traindirector · · Score: 2

    It's called CHEETAH now, but when you refuse to burn down your house and destroy your contraband information, this technology will be much more useful in the mechanical hounds.

    1. Re:Obligatory Bradbury by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Damn, beat me to it.

    2. Re:Obligatory Bradbury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beat me as well...

  17. That would be a scary thing to test by adeft · · Score: 1

    Figure it probably weighs >300lbs traveling at a high rate of speed. Unfamiliar with the pre-programming of it but what happens when it hits something or someone?

    1. Re:That would be a scary thing to test by natehoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It slows down. A little.

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    2. Re:That would be a scary thing to test by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      The hitting someone part may be part of the design.

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    3. Re:That would be a scary thing to test by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Then whatever it hits dies. This is DARPA; killing things is kinda the point of their technology!

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    4. Re:That would be a scary thing to test by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      This is DARPA; killing things is kinda the point of their technology!

      Yeah, that whole ARPANET thing didn't live up to expectations. But I hear its descendants are finally starting to show promise.

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  18. The other real question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there an incentive on the contract that gives a bonus for creating 5 cheetahs that combine into one giant robot?

    1. Re:The other real question by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      No, but the follow-up project LION will make it a core requirement. Coincidentally, it will also run on OSX.

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    2. Re:The other real question by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      There actually are five now, but mice stole one of the ignition keys...

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  19. ultimately creepier? by mevets · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure DARPA has that prize sown up. The robots will look like cheerleaders by comparison.

  20. DARPA should be defunded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to know my tax $$$ are being put to good use.

    1. Re:DARPA should be defunded by istartedi · · Score: 1

      LOL. Even more ironic than the usual Internet complaint about government research when you target DARPA.

      Do you do know where the Internet came from?

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  21. Naming It by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    After due consideration, Boston Dynamics decided to name the new robotic creature the Rapid, Advanced, Vigilant Autonomous Guard Entity or RAVAGE for short.

  22. Neat...? by screwzloos · · Score: 1

    While I can acknowledge cool engineering when I see it, we discovered millennia ago that the wheel is better when designing mobile tools. Why do robotics researchers keep going back to animal shapes? This might be faster than a human, but that doesn't mean much. I guarantee it isn't faster, more efficient, or more practical than an AI-controlled motorcycle or trike.

    Even Rosie on the Jetsons had wheels. Isn't that what we are supposed to be aiming for?

    1. Re:Neat...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I can acknowledge cool engineering when I see it, we discovered millennia ago that the wheel is better when designing mobile tools. Why do robotics researchers keep going back to animal shapes? This might be faster than a human, but that doesn't mean much. I guarantee it isn't faster, more efficient, or more practical than an AI-controlled motorcycle or trike.

      Even Rosie on the Jetsons had wheels. Isn't that what we are supposed to be aiming for?

      Rosie never had to climb mountains, sand dunes or other terrain that even humans have trouble with, let alone wheeled vehicles.

    2. Re:Neat...? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Two reasons, I suspect:

      1. The basic design of wheeled vehicles is already sewn up, with continued incremental advances being made in response to private sector requirements. No need for DARPA to care about the field. If they want a wheeled chassis, they'll just send somebody down to the dealership(this is, in fact, pretty much how their autonomous navigation challenge goes: everybody plunks their novel sensor/navigation package on top of a commercial vehicle body).

      2. Especially in small vehicles(where you don't have the option of just making the wheel so big that obstacles can be rolled over) wheels degrade rapidly in performance as the environment becomes more hostile. I'm assuming that they want something where little tasks like "traverse the field of unstable rubble and mangled rebar that is a concrete building after an airstrike at alarmingly high speed, jump through a first-floor window and kill everyone inside" are considered routine...

    3. Re:Neat...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, unlike some people, they have left their parents basement and realize that most of the world is not paved. Wheels don't work on rough terrain, can't handle stairs and become stuck in things like mud. Perhaps we use the wheel because it is easier to build them and roads rather than develop walking robots.

    4. Re:Neat...? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Or in a more PR-friendly varient of 2.... victim location after natural disaster. Dogs are used for that already, and do a decent job, but a robot of similar physical ability could roam further and faster without the need to stay close to it's handler. Just needs to maintain a radio link. Operator steers it with a joystick, and the robot itsself decides where to put each limb.

    5. Re:Neat...? by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      Once I was walking in the mountains, traversing a very wide draw. I saw an ibex sprint all the way across that draw in seconds. It took me fifteen or twenty minutes to get to the other side of the draw. I was constrained by my slow speed and my need to stay on the trail; the ibex wasn't.

      A mechanized cheetah could be much faster than a wheeled vehicle travelling over irregular terrain. The cheetah can leap over terrain obstacles that a wheeled vehicle must negotiate.

    6. Re:Neat...? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      of course with a bot if it goes squish (rubble moved) you would only annoy an insurance adjuster and not the dozen or so people that would string somebody up after a dog gets squished.

      Shiny Bot not cute
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    7. Re:Neat...? by screwzloos · · Score: 1

      The problem I see here is that dogs are still used because they have a sense of smell and hearing that we can't give to a machine. Sure, we can build sensors to detect the same thing if we know exactly what we are looking for, but we don't have the means to separate that particular wheat from the chaff in any sort of general sense. When we can build a learning, anomaly detecting artificial intelligence with search and rescue function similar to that of a dog, I don't think we'll be designing robots anymore. They'll be designing themselves.

      The grandparent's second point may have some merit, but I don't see a quadruped "terminator" being more effective than a second bombing run or a bunker buster if we just want to kill everything. Don't want to kill indiscriminately? You're still going to need real people in there to make that judgement call.

    8. Re:Neat...? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "You're still going to need real people in there to make that judgement call."

      We are talking about a quadruped not AI. The point of a robot is that the real human doesn't have to be 'in there' he can stand back and control think for the robot remotely.

  23. Not as creepy as BIGDOG by theillien · · Score: 1

    Same company created the four-legged robotic pack mule. I've seen it live. No running CHEETAH robot can ever be as creepy as that thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZYbp1dKRZA

    1. Re:Not as creepy as BIGDOG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wrong link; that's some kind of music video. I think you meant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJJQ0zNNOM.

    2. Re:Not as creepy as BIGDOG by theillien · · Score: 1

      Ah, crap! Sorry. Yes.

    3. Re:Not as creepy as BIGDOG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not creepy? Are you kidding? Imagine BIGDOG sped up 30x. Now start running from it. Now you have a robot cheetah that chases you down, chews your legs off, and is IMMUNE TO KICKING.

  24. Preliminary look by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Although the exact designs are of course kept under wraps, a likely model might look like this.

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    1. Re:Preliminary look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they're modeled after a cat this time, they might be more like AMEE from Red Planet. (Even though the movie was kind of lame, that robot was pretty cool.) Only the head would be like what you're referencing, but with a short barrel 50-cal instead of lasers.

      Now imagine some APC like vehicle pulling up somewhere, then hatches that open up on the sides deploying a couple folded up robots. In short order they unfurl themselves and take off running like a bat out of hell. (I'm sure that's what DARPA is going for.) They could run cover on the sides of a road to make sure nobody is camping out to ambush your convoy going down it. Walking robots would probably have an easier time keeping a low profile and navigating through brush that would stop a wheeled robot or snag and drop a flying robot out of the air.

  25. T-1000 Needs a Pet by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    Once the human problem is solved, Skynet can start work on dressing the cheetah-bots in people clothes and making them do other adorable things.

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    1. Re:T-1000 Needs a Pet by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      Once the human problem is solved, Skynet can start work on dressing the cheetah-bots in people clothes and making them do other adorable things.

      I can has hoomanzburger?

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  26. LS3, the real military robot. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Boston Dynamics is also building the LS3, which is the militarized version of BigDog. Stronger, faster, more range, but not much bigger. That's a tough engineering and mechanical problem.

    1. Re:LS3, the real military robot. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      But, can they program it to hump your leg just like a real dog?

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  27. Inspired by Stanislaw Lem ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a very pertinent tale in Stanislaw Lem's collection "The Mask".

  28. Re:quadruped or quadraped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Welcome back, Mike!

    You coming back to apply your time wisely again in criticizing every story posted on Slashdot?

    I mean, is continually criticizing a site that you've been calling "stagnated" for a long time now a good use of your valuable time? Do you think the editors, being (as you say) morons, are likely to listen to your sage and useful feedback?

    Umm, yeah, good luck with that. When you get bored, you might want to visit Niagara Falls. I hear if you yell REALLY LOUD at the Falls that they are too loud, they'll stop. It might take you a while, though. Don't give up. Keep yelling. Bring a sandwich in case you get hungry.

  29. Robot Dog would be Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A robot dog would be more impressive because cheetah's have small heads and brains and because cheetahs are so fragile. We have livestock guardian and herding dogs based - think wolf. They can hit 60 mph (clocked running behind a car for one half mile) and they can run long distances at slower speeds. Yes, that's not the 85 mph that a cheetah has been clocked at but cheetah's only do short sprints. Our dogs also have coordinated pack behavior, something else cheetahs aren't known for (although it does happen). You don't want pure speed but a more general attack and defense animal - the wolf.

    My secret test word was "autonomy" which is rather appropriate.

    1. Re:Robot Dog would be Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The robot, cheetah or dog, would be pretty rugged due to its mechanical nature. If the cheetah body style is indeed faster then that would be the better option. Advantages such as coordinated behavior (packs) are a software issue, body style is irrelevant. Imagine a big cat(*) with social and coordinated behavior, canines would not stand a chance.

      (*) Actually Larry Niven has done this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kzin

  30. What else by proxy318 · · Score: 1

    you know what else can outrun a human? A CAR.

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    1. Re:What else by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Up a narrow staircase?

      Limbs CAN be useful for such tasks.

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  31. *gasp* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ready to form Voltron!!

  32. not impressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    robots can go much much faster using the simple wheel.

    1. Re:not impressed... by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      only on a prepared surface

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  33. Obligatory Gibson reference by dave562 · · Score: 2

    "They set a Slamhound on Turner's trail in New Delhi, slotted it to his pheromones and the color of his hair. It caught up with him on a street called Chandni Chauk and came scrambling for his rented BMW through a forest of bare brown legs and pedicab tires. Its core was a kilogram of recrystallized hexogene and flaked TNT.

    He didn't see it coming. The last he saw of India was the pink stucco façade of a place called the Khush-Oil Hotel. "

  34. Just a spec. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    So a contract was awarded to build a robot; so what? It is very easy to write a contract but very difficult to build to the spec.

    Talk to me when you have something to show. Till then it's just words on paper.

    1. Re:Just a spec. by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Seen the footage of the BigDog? Same company.

    2. Re:Just a spec. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until you're invited to be the first non-voluntary contestant on DARPA's hit new game show, "So, you think you can outrun a homicidal robotic cheetah?"

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    3. Re:Just a spec. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Big Dog is impressive but slow. Equating big dog to a cheetah is like equating a Mac truck to a Ferrari; they are very different technologies. The main issue will be weight to power. How to build actuators fast and powerful enough for the required speed without making them too heavy. The power source and energy reserve have the same issue.

    4. Re:Just a spec. by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Damn. no mod points for you.

    5. Re:Just a spec. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boston Dynamics is probably betting their existence on the success of that contract. Being responsible for a small high-tech company and writing a contract that is challenging but doable and fulfills customer requirements is definitely not the easiest thing in the world.

    6. Re:Just a spec. by jackbird · · Score: 1

      My impression of BigDog was that it moved at a brisk walking pace - the recovery from being kicked sideways said to me that it could at least move its legs pretty fast - "faster than a human can run" is only about 2-3 times that speed (~15-20 mph). The removal of a payload-carrying requirement most likely allows for significant weight savings in the structural parts, too, and ICE is a pretty weight-efficient power source.

    7. Re:Just a spec. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      From the Boston Dynamics web site the top speed of Big Dog is 4mph. Maximum human sprint speed is 27.79 mph which is almost 7 times the current speed of Big Dog. A cheetah does 62 mph which is over 15 times the current speed of Big Dog.

      Don't you think they already move the Big Dog as fast as they can with current technology? Why would they go artificially slow?

      When acceleration and directional change (remember there are no wheels) is considered the power required will me much more than what Big Dog produces. More power = more weight = bigger actuator = more weight = more power needed = back to square one.

      I think with a stripped down version of Big Dog may be able to double the speed but I doubt they can go much further.

    8. Re:Just a spec. by jackbird · · Score: 1
      You have a point, but I set the bar of "as fast as any human" a little lower - this thing doesn't tire, so speed over distance is acceptable. World record in the mile is 3:43, which is roughly 16 mph, four times the speed of the BigDog.

      BigDog also has a 340-pound payload capacity; remove that requirement and you have both room for a more powerful engine and weight savings in the structure, hydraulics, and joints.

    9. Re:Just a spec. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      This quote is taken from the article

      "The CHEETAH robot will reportedly have four legs, a flexible spine, an articulated head/neck, and perhaps a tail. It will be able to run faster than any existing legged robot or human runner, make tight, zig-zagging turns in order to chase or evade, be able to accelerate very rapidly from a standstill, and stop just as quickly."

      Sorry but Big Dog does not meet any of these requirements; it is a truck not a sports car. It looks like the design is targeted at chasing down a human. Big Dog is nowhere near manoeuvrable enough and has nowhere near the acceleration needed.

  35. Why? by JWW · · Score: 1

    Why is it that in all these stories, it just strikes me that they always seem to be thinking, "what kind of robot devices would be useful to Skynet when it takes over?"

    1. Re:Why? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious? They, for one, welcome their new robotic overlords!

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    2. Re:Why? by cpscotti · · Score: 1

      They?! do you really believe humans are controlling the DARPA? These are all skynet's works already...

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skynet taking over is a few chapters ahead.

      The intermediate stage is a bunch of central planners in a bunker somewhere mowing down human beings via telepresence. They are taking the human out of the equation... or at least some of the humans. The remainder will be middle manager "yes men" equipped with exoskeletons, who can be paralyzed remotely if necessary.

      These offensive robots are the true GIs (general issues). They are expendable. They will always do as commanded, even things we humans might consider immoral. You don't have to give them shore leave, or pensions, or lifetime medical benefits. They don't rotate out of commission. They don't likely require food or potable water and probably have a wider operating range. They are immune to bioweapons. They are hardened against electromagnetic pulse and radiation. They don't have personalities. Boot camp takes 40ms.

      At first, robots don't kill people; people kill people through robots. Then strong AI hits...

      They will be banned like land mines by the Autonomous Mine Ban Treaty of 2042, though some corporate states and nation states will not be signatories.

      Enjoy these times...

  36. Acronym by ortholattice · · Score: 1

    Despite binging and googling with all my might, I was unsuccessful at finding what the acronym CHEETAH stands for. (Actually, I'm still working on the HAM radio so often mentioned here...)

    1. Re:Acronym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAM stands for 'hold and modify'

  37. Waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These proof of concept bots are universally a waste of money. PID loops and Computer Vision don't need a $20,000 anthropomorphic test-bed to be custom made every time that someone makes a pot with higher resolution or ups the camera by a gigapixel.

    Inverse Kinematics is obnoxious to program for but it's hardly the bottle neck here.

    Processing speed/$ and energy density are the only things holding up robotics. Not a lack of mechanical engineers willing to waste grant money reinventing the wheel with faster electronics and .0002 tolerance square holes because they don't have the talent to design something which has a high performance/cost of production ratio.

    Unfortunately for the state of robotics, it's saturated with computer scientists with very few mechanics. A motorcycle engine and a power steering pump are a more worthwhile power-plant than tethering the fucking robot to the ceiling(and less expensive).

    You can solve the problem of batteries on a small scale by throwing money at it and rotating the Li-Polys every five minutes. That doesn't scale well.

    It's affordable for a $200 robot to chew through $8 worth of batteries/5 minutes. It's not affordable to maintain a $200,000 robot which chews through $8000 worth of batteries/5 minutes.

    Big Dog is a rock-star and Boston Dynamics should get this contract if anyone does, because at-least with them they'll accomplish some research in the process, but the only way this "Cheetah" is going to outrun a car is if it's a hydraulic powered carbon fiber motorcycle with legs.

    They ought to create a robotics center in an only nuke containment dome and let robotics nerds play with RTGs like NASA gets to(but with no shielding).

    If the hydraulic valves can't keep up with the PID, then their robot should be made of lighter materials or they should get more creative with the structure. A penny of inherent mechanical stability is worth a pound of ARM7s and accelerometers.

    All you have to do is look at fighter planes to see the cost of performance in moving in the opposite direction. It's not reasonable to develop this shit at the cutting edge.

    Then again, the MEMS gyro in your wiimote can probably be traced back to the economies of scale and CHEETAH-type research from the 1990s.

    All the same, the philosophy of throwing money at an area you want to see advance only works if you throw the money at the right area. In this case, you have a bunch of mechanical engineers and computer scientists drinking at the trough of diminishing returns.

    What we are seeing is public relations barbie dress up for the same boring battery technology.

    They'd get a better ROI by putting that money in material science/superconductors/battery research and enjoying the benefits of SMES.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superconducting_magnetic_energy_storage

    Magnesium Diboride looks very promising, and liquid hydrogen cooling kills two birds with 1 stone. Put an RTG on board and watch out.

    But don't let me spoil the fun, I'm sure Boston Dynamics will make a better use of the money than anyone else. Bonus points if it can climb stairs.

    1. Re:Waste of time by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Are there really any unfunded and worthwhile 'battery' research programs?

      Laptops have funded battery research until very recently. Cars will now help out. The money from robots would be change anyhow.

      You may be missing the unspoken assumption that 'batteries' will be much better soon, so it's time to get applications together. I'm not sure it's a safe assumption.

      I'm looking forward to being able to make an improvised explosive by shorting the terminals of a battery.

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  38. see, my whole broblem with DR Asimov... by Thud457 · · Score: 0

    Those three little rules are awful vague. Seems like you'd almost have to be omnipotent to be able to full weigh them. And we all know the kinds of problems that can lead to. I mean, a little ol' lady with Alzheimer's wandering around in a construction site is a lot different than a teen skateboarder shredding in the park.

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    1. Re:see, my whole broblem with DR Asimov... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Those three little rules are awful vague. Seems like you'd almost have to be omnipotent to be able to full weigh them. And we all know the kinds of problems that can lead to. I mean, a little ol' lady with Alzheimer's wandering around in a construction site is a lot different than a teen skateboarder shredding in the park.

      Yes I see. The robot is not going to have any chance of understanding that the latter is much funnier when they fall down...

  39. AMEE by WickedLilMonkies · · Score: 1

    My first thought: AMEE from Red Planet http://thecia.com.au/reviews/r/images/red-planet-1024.jpg

  40. Idle? by Fartypants · · Score: 1

    Why is this article tagged Idle? Surely this is most important News For Nerds!

  41. Oh, Slashdot by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    Yet again, the Slashdot geniuses rush in to shit all over something they a) don't understand and b) couldn't achieve if they tried.

    Oh, how I love this site.

    Hey, geniuses: shitting on something isn't valid criticism, and you're not equipped anyway. You're just being d-bags.

  42. Of course.. by lazn · · Score: 1

    Of course it will outrun any human, it's Cheetahing.

  43. Equipped with a warhead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would make a cool cruise missile...

  44. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  45. I was wondering... by Leuf · · Score: 1

    ..why the spec for the robot called for an auxiliary chainsaw mount.

  46. How about outrunning a real cheetah by shoor · · Score: 1

    The roboticists will have a real milestone when they make one that can outrun a real Cheetah, and maneuverable enough to catch a Thompson's Gazelle. When it catches the gazelle, it has to do it as quickly as a cheetah. No fair just wearing it down by having more stamina. (Okay, building a robot to chase down gazelles might be cruelty to animals, something I'm against. My point is to put the achievement in perspective. Building any robot on legs that can outrun a human is an achievement, I admit. I'm just kind of struck by the idea of them using a cheetah form to do it. I would've read the article but the link is slow.)

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    1. Re:How about outrunning a real cheetah by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Obviously, first they need to build the robotic Gazelle for the robotic Cheetah to chase :)

  47. "To outrun" .... by unity100 · · Score: 1

    so, something that has not happened yet, is news in such a definitive fashion ...

    i would like to remind you that there had been endless projects that were 'to' a lot of things, and never realized, or canceled, or half-completed, or failed.

  48. But we have more experience.. by nanospook · · Score: 1

    Time to invest in some bolo lessons

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  49. Will they make the Rat Thing? by 21mhz · · Score: 2

    As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

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  50. The real, REAL question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is a quad-RAPED cheetah, and why would I want to see that?

  51. Apples and oranges by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Who cares if a cheetah, robotic or otherwise can run faster than a man. The real question is whether it can run faster than a real cheetah.

  52. This isin't a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Why would you award a contract for such a thing? Is there a practical application for this thing?

    1. Re:This isin't a joke? by nanospook · · Score: 1

      You are not serious are you?

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  53. Wrong turning by frisket · · Score: 1

    These are not the droids we have been waiting for....

  54. Re:I can't wait to have an AMY like in red planet by catmistake · · Score: 1

    You mean AMEE, and you ruined the joke I was going to make, you insensitive clod!

  55. Wrong movie, try Red Planet and AMEE robot by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I have a strange suspicion this DARPA robot isn't going to have Asimov's laws integrated into it...

    Terminator, Transformers, ... these are the wrong movies. Try Red Planet and the AMEE robot. Given the following snippet I bet you can guess what happens next. Hint: Asimov would not approve.

    "The landing craft is damaged entering the Martian atmosphere, veers off course, and crash-lands far from their landing zone near the habitat. In the process, they lose track of "AMEE", a military combat robot re-purposed to serve as their "Mars surface navigator" ..."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Planet_(film)

    1. Re:Wrong movie, try Red Planet and AMEE robot by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      The AMEE robot and its UAV were cool tech that will probably become reality because of projects like this. What a shame the rest of Red Planet was so crappy.

  56. , Kill Sarah Connor by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    and the sad thing it's been years since i read fark regularly....

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  57. Fringe, anyone? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    Robots are faster than humans at a lot of things, but up until now running hasn't been one of them. That is set to change with robotics company Boston Dynamics recently awarded a contract by DARPA to design and build a quadraped CHEETAH robot that is faster than any human. The contract also includes the creation of an agile, bipedal humanoid robot. It's hard to say which one might ultimately be creepier.

    OK... a company with a name like Boston Dynamics, working with DARPA building robotic quadriped runners, am I the only one who thinks Fringe? Are they into cybernetics, biotechnology and space/time manipulation as well?

    1. Re:Fringe, anyone? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      People still watch, "Fringe?"

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  58. Tech moving faster than our understanding ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I think you are beginning to realize that what you formerly considered an attitude of those growing old was in fact an attitude of those growing up. As we grow up our attitudes that are somewhat based on textbooks and storybooks are modified by real world experiences. Now this is often domain specific, its not an overall understanding.

    For example a hobby of mine is SCUBA diving. In the "old days" divers used mechanical analog gauges indicating depth and tank pressure, and a watch and a plastic card with tables indicating a time limit for a given depth. When dive computers were introduced to replace the preceding the diving magazines were filled with articles, everyone was really interested and curious and in theory thought this was really cool. However on the dive boats the doctors, lawyers and business types had the computers while the electrical engineers and computer programmers were still using analog gauges, a watch and a plastic card. Was the later group technophobic, I think not. To borrow from your post I think I would describe the the later group as questioning the speed of change and the benefits, a more grown up perspective. The former group, whether having blind faith in technology or wanting the new shiny thing as a status symbol was acting more childish. I admit the preceding characterizations are overly general but from the on-the-boat conversations we had back in these days I think there is some fairness to these depictions.

    1. Re:Tech moving faster than our understanding ... by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      I think the electrical engineers and computer programmers have a lot of experience with technology failing, and have seen first hand how a tiny, seemingly insignificant detail, or slight deviation from expected, have caused things to fail horribly time and time again.

      So, it's only natural that they're much more wary for new tech, especially when it can directly affect their own life.

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    2. Re:Tech moving faster than our understanding ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I think the electrical engineers and computer programmers have a lot of experience with technology failing, and have seen first hand how a tiny, seemingly insignificant detail, or slight deviation from expected, have caused things to fail horribly time and time again. So, it's only natural that they're much more wary for new tech, especially when it can directly affect their own life.

      Yes, but I think its more general than that. As a person develops more experience in a given domain they give more consideration to what can go wrong, and/or have a better understanding of the value added (as opposed to what the sales/marketing people are saying).

  59. cheetah by murpup · · Score: 1

    I'm not impressed until it can run faster than a cheetah

  60. They'll need to change it by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    to the Tiger... for the paws that refreshes

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    1. Re:They'll need to change it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and power it with #tigerblood.

  61. Re:Slow down there... by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    This isn't pairing AI and an autonomous robot, so your question has no relevance. At this time I would say that yes, we should rush ahead with successive generations of robots.

  62. a quad raped CHEETAH robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor quadruped thing..

  63. Nature does better design than humans ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    While I can acknowledge cool engineering when I see it, we discovered millennia ago that the wheel is better when designing mobile tools. Why do robotics researchers keep going back to animal shapes? This might be faster than a human, but that doesn't mean much. I guarantee it isn't faster, more efficient, or more practical than an AI-controlled motorcycle or trike.

    There is a major flaw in your logic. You are not considering that the tools we make are constrained by our technical proficiency. Wheels are our best option because they are of a sufficiently low technology that we can make them. As for practical they are not, hence the need for use to build roads or lay tracks all over the planet. Roads and tracks being another sufficiently low technology. For true practicality you have to look at what nature developed to navigate natural terrain.

  64. It'll be ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as it doesn't piss on the carpet.

  65. What could possibly go wrong? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    And we have the carnivorous robot technology being developed by another lab.

    See subject.

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  66. Except for one thing.. by Mia'cova · · Score: 1

    It's a neat benchmark of our progress in robotics but humans have never been fast runners. Our advantage is that we can maintain a decent pace for extended periods of time. Many animals which are much faster sprinters would completely fail to keep up with humans over large distances. So while I'm impressed, it's more of a neat fact than a major milestone.

  67. I'll wait for the video... by dhudson0001 · · Score: 1

    ...where two guys prance around in a cheetah costume..the big dog parody was brilliant. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80666772/

  68. Human != fast by rossdee · · Score: 2

    Lots of natural quadrupeds can outrun a human.

    The question is can it outrun a real cheetah?

    How about a real swallow?

    1. Re:Human != fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of natural quadrupeds can outrun a human.

      The question is can it outrun a real cheetah?

      How about a real swallow?

      African or European?

    2. Re:Human != fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    3. Re:Human != fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigh... african or european?

  69. Fahrenheit 451 by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    Ray Bradbury saw this coming:

    "It made a single last leap into the air coming down at Montag from a good three feet over his head, its spidered legs reaching, the procaine needle snapping out its single angry tooth. Montag caught it with a bloom of fire, a single wondrous blossom that curled in petals of yellow and blue and orange about the metal dog, clad it in a new covering as it slammed into Montag and threw him ban feet back against the bole of a tree, taking the flame gun with him."

    --Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451, p 146

  70. Outrun vs. fast by Warwick+Allison · · Score: 1

    A well trained human can outrun just about any other animal, for a sufficiently large distance. If this robot only has the short stamina of a real cheetah, it'll not be much use. Here is a good TED talk along these lines: http://www.ted.com/talks/christopher_mcdougall_are_we_born_to_run.html

  71. I am dissapointed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No "quadRAPED"/"quadRUPED" jokes?

    1. Re:I am dissapointed. by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      Nope, furry friday was yesterday.

  72. Freakin' AWESOME... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuff said.