Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon
siliconeyes writes "Scientists at the Indian Space Research Organization have discovered a giant underground chamber on the moon, which they feel could be used as a base by astronauts on future manned missions to moon. An analysis by an instrument on Chandrayaan-1 revealed a 1.7-km long and 120-metre wide cave near the moon's equator that is in the Oceanus Procellarum area of the moon that could be a suitable 'base station' for future human missions."
Other than that, sure, sounds spiffy. Now we just need to wait for something useful to do up in Space (and practical, for that matter.)
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So do the humans plan evicting the aliens that live in there? Or do they live only on the side of the moon that doesn't face Earth?
We have a cave troll!!!
A far better link is this one: http://www.moonsociety.org/reports/ISRO_Lavatube_Discovery.html
You can't tell the length of a chamber from a photograph of the surface. Its not at all clear that there is any enclosed space in this tube. It could have been that the un-collapsed section is in fact filled full of derbies. Until we can hit them with ground penetrating radar its probably guesswork.
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Make sure workers in that cave have plenty of copies of 'The Empire Strikes Back' with a high definition cave scene!
You have been eaten by a Grue.
for some reason when i read this the phrase "metal munching moon mice" popped into my head. apparently it's from a rocky and bullwinkle episode i must have seen a very long time ago. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal-Munching_Mice
Since the moon isn't covered by any legal jurisdiction, it would be a perfect place to set up a data haven. In fact, I believe one company already has plans to set up a lunar facility.
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This cace is "near the moon's equator". The only places where we could find water are on the poles. So, what to do there? Sitting in a cave doing nothing may be fine, but why go to the moon for that?
Caveman > Bronze Age > Iron Age > Industrial Age > Space Age > Caveman
Unless this is a deep, deep chamber the possibility of it collapsing when pressurized precludes just plugging up holes and using it. All it's good for is radiation shielding.
If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
Scientists also report seeing a tall black monolith inside the chamber. Investigations are continuing...
I'm surprised they allowed their mass-media mind-control network to leak the fact that there are tunnels on the Moon. Perhaps they accidentally drank some of their own fluoridated water? Either way, the Annunaki will be pissed.
Similar to the upcoming US election results
Bloody human scientists! Now I have to relocate.
From the article, "the lava tubes offer a dust-free environment and adapting them for human use requires minimal construction. "
I think someone's been drinking too much of the strong coffee if they can conclude anything about dust levels in a lunar cave without having put any telemetry into the hole, or think that adapting any natural structure on the moon requires minimal construction without having actually imaged the fine-scale condition of the rock.
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We've already landed on the Moon, evidently about 30 years before you were born. Your feeble efforts at dreaming don't have to limit my imagination, especially when you're unable to imagine Moon colonies that have been imagined for you for generations. Now put the fail pipe down and back away from the keyboard. Take a walk or something.
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Depending on the version of Evangelion, the researchers may have just located the Lance of Longinus and perhaps the resting place of Kaworu Nagisa.
Ever hear of helium 3? Perhaps you are unaware that there is a severe shortage of it? Perhaps you are also unaware that it is used for lots and lots of stuff which make our modern world possible.
Lastly, it seems that you are unaware that the moon contains shit loads of it.
Seems to me like a practice and profitable reason.
These folks are not using mathematical notation. They are using the C programming language.
That would be a "Yo momma" joke in Latin.
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That is all.
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