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The Vatican Lauds Hackers

angry tapir writes "Internet hackers have acquired a dubious reputation for piracy, sabotage and the spilling of sensitive secrets, but an authoritative Vatican publication appears to rehabilitate them and traces parallels between hacker philosophy and the teachings of Christianity. The charitable view of hackers was expressed by the Jesuit priest Father Antonio Spadaro in an article for the fortnightly magazine Civilta Cattolica, the text of which is vetted by the Vatican Secretariat of State prior to publication. Hackers should not be confused with crackers, Spadaro wrote, citing a definition penned by technology writer Eric S. Raymond: "Hackers build things, crackers break them.""

375 comments

  1. Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hackers are more like heretics. Trying to uncover the hidden truths. The church has a long history of trying to hide the truth.

    1. Re:Hackers=christians?? by AvitarX · · Score: 4, Informative

      FTFA:

      For all the common ground between Christians and hackers over the concepts of sharing, creativity and idealism, Spadaro acknowledged there were problems of compatibility between the Catholic Church's hierarchical organization and its focus on a "revealed truth" and the hackers' rejection of authority and of any hierarchy of knowledge.

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    2. Re:Hackers=christians?? by grub · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hackers are the altar boys. Crackers are the altar boys who sue.

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    3. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Church is a political institution, mostly unrelated with the teachings of Christianity. What the Church does has little influence on the religion or its values. It has influence on the culture of the people that it tries to influence, but not the religion itself. After all, it only represents one branch of hundreds, most of which disagree with what it (the Church) does.

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    4. Re:Hackers=christians?? by jythie · · Score: 2

      That was my basic thought..... As the AvitarX points out this is kinda covered in the piece,.. but to describe this as 'a problem' is kinda like saying 'well, the sun would make a great vacation spot, but we acknowledge the problem of all that heat'. It is a pretty overriding 'problem'.

    5. Re:Hackers=christians?? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus hackers use the Internet, which encourages satanism!

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    6. Re:Hackers=christians?? by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you have to love the terminology: "Internet hackers". "Your honor, I swear -- I never hacked the internet!"

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    7. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should spend more time reading actual church documents. Or looking into encyclicals, instead of watching the The Da Vinci Code.

    8. Re:Hackers=christians?? by digitig · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've spent time reading encyclicals (and very tedious they are, too). O('_')O_Bush is right.

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    9. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Furthering poverty is a sin.

      Therefore, creating technological, economical, and social landscapes in which the wealthy entrenched powers are less able to do that, is good.

      Makes sense to me.

    10. Re:Hackers=christians?? by supersloshy · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    11. Re:Hackers=christians?? by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The church has a long history of trying to hide the truth.

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically. The Catholic Church as a political organization, as with any political organization, has a long history of trying to hide the truth of the politics of the church. In these writings, the comparison is made to the former, not the latter.

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    12. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse the faith with the religion (which're differing things...). Every "church" has that sort of long history (and in some cases a worse history...) of trying to hide the truth.

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    13. Re:Hackers=christians?? by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can go in the winter, when it's cooler.

    14. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not "one branch", it's the trunk. Those "branches" didn't exist for the first millennium and a half of its existence; its existence and authority pre-date the Bible, the component parts of which it authored, preserved, evaluated, and the canon of which it certified. Trying to claim that the Church is a political institution that tries to influence a culture, and not the guiding force throughout time in exploring, refining, and teaching the religion itself is laughable.

    15. Re:Hackers=christians?? by ableal · · Score: 2

      "The truth will set you free", and all the historical universities the Church founded, would not convince you otherwise, I suppose. Oh, well. Can't have mere facts shaking beliefs. Carry on.

    16. Re:Hackers=christians?? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      ... for having their "cracks" attacked.

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    17. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      Which suffers from the presupposition that something like a theological truth exists in the first place. If it is all a made-up pile of crap, all that "truth-seeking" is simply mental masturbation.

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    18. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not "one branch", it's the trunk.

      The Copts would disagree with you. As would several ethnic Christian groups in the far-East that were founded by Apostles other than Peter. Catholicism is as much a branch as they are.

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    19. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hackers are more like heretics. Trying to uncover the hidden truths. The church has a long history of trying to hide the truth.

      Really?Who really runs the show in this world? The jews, The Vatican, The royalty, the Queen of England, the mob. I've heard it all before and afaik, some kind of mob seems to run it. The West in particular, an in particular, the wealthy west is slime-ridden decadence of the scummiest order. I pray every day that a Pope - a man of spiritual decency - ran things. Lies are one thing, a bunch of devil worshiping fascist Nazis, hell-bent on eco-fascist taxation, genocide and population reduction is quited another. I wish thee Vatican had total control, I truly do, they really seem to be the lesser evil, in these terrifyingly evil times. Who knows matbe the Vatican isn't even decent. There's a the 'black pope' apparently. is there anything decent left in this world? Any solace

    20. Re:Hackers=christians?? by digitig · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The church has a long history of trying to hide the truth.

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      And scientifically, because they believe God to be revealed in creation. Even in the context of the Galileo trial the Roman Catholic Church said that if the science showed Galileo to be right then they would have to change their doctrines. Yes, there are metaphysical underlying what they do, but there are metaphysical assumptions underlying science too -- the positivists never succeeded in eliminating them, and Popper argued that it was impossible to do so.

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    21. Re:Hackers=christians?? by characterZer0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People spend a lot of time thinking about the original meaning of other people's made-up piles of crap. You can get advanced degrees in art history and literature.

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    22. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 2

      An excellent point! I was unclear; I include all four of Christendom's Apostolic Sees when I say "the Church", not just Latin Rite Catholicism. The church in Alexandria brought the world Clement, Didymus, Origen, monasticism, lead the Council of Nicaea, and was basically instrumental in the early Church. I do not want to seem to diminish or dismiss it! I am just bugged when Protestants, or those influenced by the scandal of Protestantism, relegate the Apostolic Sees to being "just branches" on par with the divisions following the Protestant Reformation.

    23. Re:Hackers=christians?? by schmidt349 · · Score: 1

      is simply mental masturbation.

      At first I thought you were just trolling, but then I realized: you're a three-digit Slashdot user, so I expect you're a leading expert on "mental masturbation."

    24. Re:Hackers=christians?? by paxcoder · · Score: 0

      1) You're talking about crackers
      2) Church has a long history of promoting the Truth, that is - Jesus Christ. But you wouldn't know that, would you, religious script kiddie?

    25. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Mod up 1. Damn skippy.

      Iconoclasts too. No respect for authority. Enlightened. Geekish.

      Galileo was a hacker. Newton was a hacker. David Hume was a hacker. They just hacked the code of the Universe, the code of epistemology. The church hated that.

      rgb

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    26. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      "Founded by Peter", of course, being a part of the myth they created in the third century, right? Because there isn't the slightest shred of contemporary evidence that Peter had anything to do with founding the Church in Rome in the first century. They just needed an Apostle because all of the competing cities had an Apostle, and Peter got elected.

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    27. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      That is some extremely screwed up interpretation of the word 'truth'.

      If you meant to say they've been searching for a logically complete rationalization of their ideology, called 'truth' for the sake of keeping shit simple, then sure. But lets be honest shall we - they've been searching for the argument to end all arguments, the one that no heathen can argue with.

      It's all a bit stupid if you think about it - i think they were closer to the ideal argument when they touted that "all you need is faith" shit. At least that played on the minds of doubters to the point where they doubt their doubts :P

    28. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      "The scandal of Protestantism"? Wow, I guess you don't even want to think about the soulless hackers (see, on topic oh mod-god!) who created "the scandal of secular humanistic scientific atheism" in this discussion. Also, you are aware that histories of Christianity now exist that aren't written by Catholics, right? Or even Christians? Just checking...

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    29. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone gives you a complement and you still insult them.

      How about this. My father once told me 'someone gives you a complement you thank them and be done with it' at that point I got a slap up side the head for saying shit about someone who was complementing me.

      If all you can come up with is derision and ridicule why bother? You at that point 100% wooshed the article.

    30. Re:Hackers=christians?? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Does it really matter? Modern religion is a bunch of BS arranged to control the population in line with the morals of those who run it.

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    31. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Oh, now you're going to go and insist on that pesky old thing called "evidence", aren't you? And here I just went over a perfectly lovely piece of gibberish advanced as YAOAFG (yet another ontological argument for god) on a philosophy website that was just chock full of gems of logic such as the assertion that "God exists in possible worlds". OMFG.

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    32. Re:Hackers=christians?? by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church has NEVER been concerned with truth in any way, shape, or form. They have, without fail, when confronted with a conflict between church dogma and reality, fought reality kicking and screaming until they were FORCED to accept the truth. Case in point, they didn't get around to forgiving Galileo until the late 20th Century. They have the nerve to call themselves "progressive" for accepting the truth of the Theory of Evolution -- more than 100 years later. Today, there is overwhelming proof that proper sex ed and condom usage drastically reduce the incidence of HIV/AIDS, yet they outwardly lie and say that condoms increase the risk of AIDS simply because birth control conflicts with their silly fairy tales. They deserve no credit for the pursuit of truth whatsoever, they deserve mountains of scorn for the centuries of damage that they have done and continue to do to the real search for truth.

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    33. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Peristaltic · · Score: 1

      2) Church has a long history of promoting the Truth, that is - Jesus Christ. But you wouldn't know that, would you, religious script kiddie?

      The Church, a group of people, also has a long history of promoting itself at the dire expense of others, just like many other groups of people.

    34. Re:Hackers=christians?? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you have to love the terminology: "Internet hackers". "Your honor, I swear -- I never hacked the internet!"

      I think the term "Internet hackers" is like "road warriors". When you hear road warrior, you don't think of a warrior attacking the street. You think of a warrior ON the road, just like Internet hackers are hackers that use the Internet.

      Street fighter would be another example. Although, come to think of it, "crime fighter" would back up your point.

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    35. Re:Hackers=christians?? by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 2

      This is well said. Some famous Christian philosophers like Thomas Aquinas had this hacker mentality, as did influential Buddhists (perhaps the prime example being the Buddha himself -- his work is seen as relentless pursuit to get around the percieved limitations of the mind; if that's not hacking, I don't know what is.)

      In fact it could be that in every field successful people have what we call here hacker mentality.

    36. Re:Hackers=christians?? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      When faced with two opposing theories that explain your observations, choose the one that predicts the most, as it'll be easier to disprove.

    37. Re:Hackers=christians?? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its a little disingenuous to make that sweeping claim when the entire protestant reformation was centered around the idea that everyone should have access to all of the faith's books (and several protestants were burned for it).

      But you know, carry on needless off-topic religion bashing.

    38. Re:Hackers=christians?? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      That this was modded "informative" makes me wonder if I could start making money by offering Sol winter vacation homes.

    39. Re:Hackers=christians?? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      so what you're saying is that you preferred when the church remained ignorant and refrained from scientific investigation? as though only people who you agree with should be allowed to investigate the world? as though you yourself haven't got bias that could lead you to ignore possible explanations for phenomena?

      are you honestly opposed to the church spending money on science? at the very least there are utilitarian reasons for you to be in favor, notably the increase in the market size cheapening goods you may want in pursuit of your own research and the diversion of church money away from other activities you may find more objectionable.

      personally i think that the more people there are doing scientific research the better, and the more backgrounds and perspectives available to evaluate data the better.

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    40. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your response suffers from the presuppositions of the "Enlightenment" which presupposes that the only truth that exists is that which is externally verifiable. I can assure you that is about as narrow minded as you suggest the theologians are.

    41. Re:Hackers=christians?? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      One might make the same comment about parallel worlds theorems and the like. That, in and of itself, is not a very good argument one way or the other.

    42. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It should be noted that Jesus's rejection of authority and of any hierarchy of knowledge lines up quite nicely with the Hacker manifesto, with only minor differences (such as "there are many ways to do things, but only one which will get you where you want to go"). Christ was upset with the Pharisees because they didn't write clean (legal/social/religious) code. Despite what some in the Catholic church believe, Jesus did not assign all authority (and associated responsibility) in heaven and on earth solely to Peter (as the first "Pope").

    43. Re:Hackers=christians?? by aitmanga · · Score: 1

      You can go in the winter, when it's cooler.

      You can also go in the middle of the night

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    44. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      That is like rooting for democracy, fascistically.

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    45. Re:Hackers=christians?? by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      I would challenge that even if the organization itself can in fact be traced back to early church fathers, it does not mean that it is the same organization throughout time or that it has not fallen to great corruption at many times. Case and point, ancient Israel. Also, I must also question your use of "the scandal of Protestantism" as even the Roman canonized Bible gives no real strong case in justification of the organization, only the organization's own claim.

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    46. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is all a made-up pile of crap, all that "truth-seeking" is simply mental masturbation.

      So you agree with the church on condemning masturbation?

    47. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this remotely insightful??? The church is the religion, the teachings are perhaps separate, but to claim the church has little influence on the religion or it's values is absurd.

      A religion is little more than a formalized belief system, the fact that the church is the institution for it's particular religion means the two are intimately linked, as can be seen by the fact that the values have evolved (only a few hundred years back at that, when it was even more corrupt than it is today) from what works to control people.

      I find it incredibly offensive these people would assert some form of likeness to hackers, a community of people who are in large very informal and seek the pursuit of knowledge over most other aspects of life. The church has a long-standing history of hiding the truth, lying and makes every effort, including this article, to control people and reshape the belief system to suite a changing society for increased control. The only remotely scientific method they apply is in their implementation of control over masses of gullible sheep - and even that is so poorly implemented that their height of power was defined not by the system of belief they created, but by it's ancillary use in controlling said sheep to brutally torture, imprison, maim, and kill opposing parties.

      The church is, and this doesn't seem a stretch to state though if someone else believes otherwise I'd be happy to hear of such a party's contradictory weighting system, the single most corrupt and evil entity in the history of the Human race. If there is a Devil, he wears the pope-hat, and if you seek enlightenment, the last place you're going to get it is from someone else (remember, the average IQ is 100 - which though common knowledge, I'm sure comes as a shock every time you think about it to the average reader of Slashdot). Just as a matter of natural selection the church doubtlessly set back the human race by a thousand years (or more accounting for dilated ages relating to procreation and longevity) - we'd all have Mr. Fusion's powering our cars now if Jesus were never born, just look at the Jesus from OUR TIME if you need any proof the rantings of a crazed selfish "messiah" are not to be followed (that's right, I mean Charlie Manson).

    48. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Gravitron+5000 · · Score: 1

      You can go in the winter, when it's cooler.

      You can also go in the middle of the night

      How would you find it in the dark?

    49. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's crazy, you should go at night.

    50. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Haha, not at all.

      I am quite familiar with truth that can only be verified internally. Your entire internal mindscape belongs into that category. You can tell someone else what you dream, or fear, or like, but the real thing is always inside of you and only inside of you. Right now, we can't even measure it (and measuring electronic patterns in the brain is not the same as measuring an emotion).

      But we don't even have to go that far. We don't even have to decide if theology as a whole is hogwash or not. We only need to pose the question what if?.

      The question that believers really don't like to have asked. What if you're wrong? Not in the details, but in the basic assumption?

      The question has been asked to Dawkins, and he had a great answer to it. I've yet to hear an answer to that same question from a believer that is even in the same class, intellectually.

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    51. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      The many worlds theory, however, does not stand on its own(*) and it does not want you to live your life according to its postulates.

      (*) it's the philosophical attempt to explain massively proven mathematics

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    52. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Velex · · Score: 1

      I keep trying to not do this, but then I have a tremendous difficulty ascertaining what, exactly, the religion is (or faith, whichever of your terms is supposed to be the good one), seeing as how I've yet to come upon an angel or miracle or hear this "voice of god" in my head that makes me want to do things.

      When I remove everything that does not exist, all I'm left with is a group of people who go a very nicely decorated building once or twice per week to meet and figure out how to blame homosexuals for the bad economy via some sky wizard.

      Perhaps if I had a mental disorder, religion (or faith, whichever is supposed to be a good term) would make more sense to me. As it stands, being who I was made to be in the womb, I'm not very welcome in those pretty buildings except when single and dressing as the gender the doctors assigned me (which turned out to be wrong), so I just choose not to go at all.

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    53. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The darn church needs to go dick itself and the FOAD

    54. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      I used to think about art (which includes literature) that way as well, many years ago.

      Then I realized that art has a place in this world, and a purpose. Religion, on the other hand, you could do away and there'd be no loss. Sure people need to believe in something - but there's no reason that something needs to be a religion. For many people, a political view, a philosophy or even their local sports club serves just as well.

      But art gives us beauty. Art gives us something that speaks to us in ways we can not describe. It may be that science has not yet progressed that far, or it may be that beauty exists only if you do not cut it into small, researchable and well-defined pieces.

      And our minds want beauty. It is different for each of us. For me, for example, despite all the coding, and cryptography and analytical stuff I do in my life, a forest is something I long for every once in a while. So pictures that capture that tranquility "speak" to me in a way that a line of code, no matter how beautiful in its own way, never can.

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    55. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Someone gives you a complement and you still insult them.

      Did you get lost in the threading? I don't see how the GP that I replied to gave me a compliment. He was talking about how the church did such a great job at researching "theological truth".

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    56. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And which notion of truth does your ideology presuppose?

    57. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O(+inf) · · Score: 1

      But then, does it make sense to speak of it as "the trunk", implying unity, when Roman Catholics view Orthodoxy as schismatic, and Orthodox view Catholicism as heretical?

    58. Re:Hackers=christians?? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      even the Roman canonized Bible gives no real strong case in justification of the organization, only the organization's own claim.

      Here you find the heart of the problem with modern Protestantism; taking a single book as sole authority without much historical context regarding who assembled and canonized the book and why the individual sub-books were chosen for the canon. The Bible is just a bunch of words that a group of humans decided fit together for their purposes 1600 years ago. Ignoring that fact (generally based on a scant few portions of the book that claim its own veracity) is the biggest blind spot in protestantism. Why trust any group of people to assemble the whole of your religious instruction in the distant past?

    59. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Sla$hPot · · Score: 1

      And thats the truth. Amen.
      But i still want the T-Shirt that says "Praise the Lord he is a HACKER"

    60. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O(+inf) · · Score: 1

      Iconoclasts too

      Well, there is RMS. Or is it idolatry? ~

    61. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hackers are more like heretics. Trying to uncover the hidden truths. The church has a long history of trying to hide the truth.

      Wow. That makes no sense

    62. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in the second century, Irenaeus of Lyons ties Peter to the foundation of the See of Rome. Thing is, he also ties Paul to it, and seemingly implies that the first Bishop of Rome was Linus.

      (Now agnostic, I was Catholic until little more than a year ag; delving into the Fathers contributed to my apostasy.)

    63. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Catholicism. Catholicism and Eastern Orthodox are the only branches that I know of that strictly follows a canon. Many Protestant branches study other historically significant books of the time (the Apocrypha as the Catholic Church has termed them).

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    64. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Most of Protestantism views Catholic teachings with severe skepticism and have derived their own interpretations. One can hardly call something you don't agree with the "trunk" of your beliefs.

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    65. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      The institution is, the religion is not. You hold that belief because the institutions have higher visibility in the media and on the political stage than the religion itself does.

      Don't confuse the two.

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    66. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if that truth exists, our inability to gather compelling evidence of it means it is still just mental masturbation.

      "Faith in God" is great, but Christians actually put faith in other humans (their pastor, the scribes of the bible, the humans who tell them about divine inspiration, etc.). Stories about God coming down from heaven and laying down the law are still just stories being told by humans, and so belief in them is belief in humans. Until God tells you, directly, what's what, you are just putting faith in man.

      And we all know what faith in man gets you.

    67. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit walks, and talks, apparently, re: "Even in the context of the Galileo trial the Roman Catholic Church said that if the science showed Galileo to be right then they would have to change their doctrines"

    68. Re:Hackers=christians?? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Probably the most intellectual argument you will get from any Christian in response to the "what if I'm wrong?" question is nihilism. I don't think most Christians are interested in the next best philosophy if their own beliefs turns out to be wrong.

      Dawkins' answer skirts the true answer to the question "What if science is wrong?" by simply replaying Hume's argument about the fallibility of every philosophy and essentially appealing to the current success that science enjoys. He does not answer what, personally, he would do if the scientific method no longer worked as an effective means of interacting with the world. Personally, I think most people dumped into an utterly incomprehensible universe would just go completely insane or die due to mishap.

      For most people their choice of religion works well enough so as to be indistinguishable from a correct theory of the universe. They live, they breed, and their children survive to breeding age. That vast simplification subsumes all the internal mental and emotional conditions necessary for the human brain to continue believing that what it's doing is appropriate and meaningful. If the brain decides that its future possible actions have no meaning, failure of the organism generally results. As such, it's not likely to find an organism that really, truly believes that everything is completely meaningless and nothing is worth attaining. Even the strictest possible skeptical nihilist possible would feel some meaning to their actions even if the only meaning was the instinctual avoidance of pain. I don't know the mind of Richard Dawkins', but I'm assuming that his philosophy is not simply to take the easiest actions that avoid pain. He has some beliefs for why he speaks at conferences, for why he pursues a scientific understanding of the universe, for why he continues to feed himself. What would happen if those beliefs were shown to be utterly worthless? That is the question which Dawkins' does not answer, and essentially the question for which you desire an intellectual answer from Christians. I think the only reasonable answer is nihilism.

    69. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me, does your free will exist? If so, how? If not, isn't life itself reduced to "mental masturbation"?

    70. Re:Hackers=christians?? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      Absolutely. The problem is that they're clearly not very good at it.

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    71. Re:Hackers=christians?? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      I only have personal experience with Evangelical and Catholic Christians, but the general belief I have seen is that the same Bible is taken as canonical by almost all Protestant branches of Christianity. Several branches and individuals question textual accuracy and the metaphorical or literal nature of the text, but I am not aware of any Christian branches that treat the Bible the same way they would treat Justinian, Augustine, Luther, or C. S. Lewis. For the Catholic and other early rites it makes sense because they performed the canonization themselves, but it's interesting that almost all the latter branches have adopted exactly the same 66 (or 67 when they add the Book of Mormon or another revealed text) Biblical books that are each considered dogmatic.

    72. Re:Hackers=christians?? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      he obviously meant christians as it is generally understood to have been around 100-200 ad or so. you know, having monopoly on professions(manufacturing secrets) etc wasn't first invented in medieval times, so every time there's a new such movement it leads to natural information sharing among it's members if they view each other as (somewhat at least) equals, leading to change in order of things and falling and rising of hedged bets outside that movement. too bad vatican is the exact opposite of such and has always been(maybe hansa was worse). so what i'm trying to say is that early christians were heretics wherever they were.

      separating hackers and crackers though.. eh. it's just naive shit, it only depends who you ask and when. especially if hackers in this case meant as information sharers -augmenting what you can find in the library- then they actually usually have done some crack or another, even if something as little as showing how to keep shift pressed when inserting a cd.

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    73. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Escaping the gender binary is co-mingled with the roots of monastic culture. Not just Catholic monastic culture, but most monastic cultures.

      The various organized traditions have been much more faithful than most transgendered individuals in actually following through on the transition to asexuality through the mangling or removal of primary sexual organs, but cross-dressers should not feel left out because they restrict their modifications to fashion or chemical/surgical procedures.

      Seriously speaking, you should consider looking into the resurgence in home surgery. While mainstream alterations will not get you anywhere with hardcore fanatics, a simple demonstration of your dedication to your identity via self-inflicted, irreversible trauma will open up a whole new world of compatriots in the religious community.

      That being said, monks rarely attend services with commoners, so you are correct that showing up at a normal service could become uncomfortable if your drag is poor enough to give you away.

    74. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Manson isn't the most interesting one (and of course there is quite a selection to choose from). Wayne Bent is a lot more interesting. If you Google them up, you can find the whole of his NatGeo interviews right before his arrest for taking indecent liberties with minors, including the hilarity of his predicted "end of the world" which, of course, failed to happen.

      I'd like to think that if Jesus (a Roman corruption of the name Yeshua, that basically means Deliverer, as does Christ in Greek, so that Jesus Christ is basically "Deliverer Deliverer" in two languages) ever actually existed, that he was remarkably similar to Bent. After all, even in the Gospels we have accounts of naked apostles fishing and running drunkenly through the streets, we have clear evidence that young women were part of the crowd that followed him around, and his claims (as reported) were more or less identical. True, Wayne is copying Yeshua so this isn't surprising, but he is a fairly honest copy.

      Manson is just batshit crazy. Wayne isn't so dangerous, except to women and children. For example, one of the greatest hoots in the NGeo cuts is where his son's wife decides to join his sexual harem. Without actually getting divorced or anything -- she just moves in with Wayne and his other two glassy eyed concubines. For one brief second there it looks like his son is going to come unglued on the show and storm away, dumping the whole pile of crap (and leaving his father with all sorts of problems) but then he masters himself and actually acquiesces in his wife moving in with and screwing his father.

      More than a bit scary, actually. But if you wanted further proof that hackers and messianic christians are not particularly alike, well, when was the last time you saw a geekoid hacker with not one, not two, but three concubines following him around, not to mention the barely fertile teens who want to get naked with him and have him bless their pert little perl variables...

      rgb

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    75. Re:Hackers=christians?? by digitig · · Score: 1

      "I say that if a real proof be found that the sun is fixed and does not revolve round the earth, but the earth round the sun, then it will be necessary, very carefully, to proceed to the explanation of the passages of Scripture which appear to be contrary, and we should rather say that we have misunderstood these than pronounce that to be false which is demonstrated." Cardinal Bellarmine.

      Ok, it doesn't go so far as to elevate science above Scripture, but it does elevate science above doctrine.

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    76. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      Which suffers from the presupposition that something like a theological truth exists in the first place. If it is all a made-up pile of crap, all that "truth-seeking" is simply mental masturbation.

      No, it is not. At it's heart, theology is about the nature of man as much (likely more) than it is about the nature of God.

    77. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Which suffers from the presupposition that something like a theological truth exists in the first place.

      No, just that truth itself exists. In fact, they started this crazy notion called science based on the thought that a rational God would create a rational universe that could be understood by humans. And they started all these universities to study such things.

      However, a number of scientists decided they didn't really want anything to do with religion and there was this whole messy breakup you may have heard about where the two groups stopped getting along so well.

    78. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 2

      Are you referring to this:

      http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1615bellarmine-letter.html

      That isn't exactly saying that if he is right they would have to change their doctrine, it's more like saying "We're right no matter what, so even if you're right and we're wrong, we're still right." In fact, Galileo's greatest contribution to the church is that, by showing the Book of Genesis to be systematically false (and hence by implication casting doubt on the entire "infallible" Bible, written by the holy fathers and hence -- as Bellarmine's letter clearly states -- true ad litteram) he forced them to invent whole new fields of literary endeavor, particularly hermeneutics -- the art of inventing bullshit exegesis to try to make a passage that is perfectly contradicted by simple matters of fact and observation somehow less, um, contradictory.

      As for the metaphysical assumptions underlying science -- you can't be serious, can you, trying to put science and religion on the same footing! The only possible excuse you might have for this is a profound ignorance of the mathematical and philosophical underpinnings of science. But I will reduce them to a sound bite for you. The fundamental premise of science is that it is best to believe the most that which you can doubt the least, given your experience and the evidence and the entire network of other strong evidence-based beliefs that we call "knowledge" when -- and get this, as it is the important part -- we try very hard to doubt!

      Religion, exposed to this simple standard for knowledge that embraces both verification and falsification and the process of forming and asserting hypotheses and is little more than quantified common sense, withers instantly and dies. If Bellarmine had applied the Cox axioms to Galileo's result, instead of seeking to reinterpret the made-up nonsense in the Bible in some way that he could pretend that it is still true, he would have reduced his belief in its truth! But alas, he didn't try to doubt very hard, did he? Rather he was eager to hold on to his belief even though at that point he knew perfectly well that it was false!

      Besides, Cardinal Saint Bellarmine, who prosecuted Galileo at his infamous trial, made his real position -- and that of the Church, quite clear with actions that speak far louder over the ages than these empty words. They threatened him with being burned alive to force him to recant and then they muzzled him under house arrest for the rest of his life rather than actually look for themselves at the motions of the planets and use their own reason to conclude that yes, the Bible is in fact wrong in many places. When presented with a stark choice -- truth or power -- Bellarmine chose power. The Catholic Church chose power. It chooses it today -- with a total accumulated wealth that makes it wealthier than all but the top 18 or so nations on Earth (all administered by a tiny group of non-elected officials) it is one of the most powerful and influential political organizations on the planet. People die every day in Africa because its leader has unilaterally decreed that they should.

      Not that it did them any good, of course. Now everybody knows that the book of Genesis is false -- lies, myths, fables, stories without one single word of truth in it, not even particularly good poetry -- except of course the brainless fanatic orthodox Christians that persist even today in trying to pretend that flowering plants were created before the sun, that the moon glows with its own light, and that the Universe is some 7000 years old.

      Any reasonable person capable of using Bayesian reasoning at all, when confronted with the irrefutable evidence that the fundamental book of four religions is false from beginning to end would doubt the rest of the unbelievable assertions made in the later text built upon

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    79. Re:Hackers=christians?? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Yes. But you could say the same about Euclidian Geometry. However, if it proves a useful system for reasoning about real-world things, then it is a worthwhile exercise to extend it and test its limits.

    80. Re:Hackers=christians?? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I would venture to add the Anglicans to that.

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    81. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church as a religious organization has a long history of trying to find and understand the truth, theologically.

      Do they? Or do they have a long history of trying to fit the truth to the beliefs they have already adopted? Do you honestly believe there is anything short of god himself descending from the heavens and cracking them over the knuckles that would cause them to stand up and say "aw, fuck. We couldn't have been any more wrong?" If not, they're not searching for the truth.

      I fail to see the point of any religion these days. If one wants to believe in god, no problem. Determine for yourself who and what he is, what he believes and demands. That's all the churches do anyway, with the caveat that they tend to be far slower to recognize and correct wrongs in their own beliefs. And hell, you have just as much chance of being more accurate than any major religion than less accurate anyway.

    82. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Someone needs to read up a bit more on their history. There were branches off right from the start. Marcionism, Gnosticism, Montanism, and Monarchianism all came about before 200 AD.

      A lot of the basics the theology even in the big churches didn't get hammered out until the various Ecumenical Councils taking place from 325-787. Things like whether Jesus was divine, whether Mary was the mother of god or just the mother of Christ, who then just got "adopted", or what the hell the holy spirit was supposed to be. Along the way, you had several more groups leave. After that, you missed the East-West Schism in 1054 between the Catholic and Orthodox churches, which is kind of a big thing to miss.

      Further along you missed groups that many today would be scratching their heads at at calling themselves Christian, but it was a wild and crazy time back then. Groups like the Cathars, who believed in two gods, one good, one evil, and that the material world was tainted with evil. They thought the Old Testiment god was really the god of evil and that Jesus never incorporated and was of a manifested spirit. They held no significance of the crucifixion or cross. They were nonviolent pacifists, some even rejecting the eating of meat. Their goal was to renounce anything connected with the material world or power to transcend out of it, and they saw the Catholic church's well decorated cathedrals as a sign of evil winning over good. Basically, they were Western Buddhists. They ended up getting wiped out as heretical and are left to the history books.

      Even within the Catholic church, there have been near schisms from purely political maneuvering. For example, from 1378 to 1417 there was a temporary schism when the cardinals elected one pope (who continued his line in Rome), then regretted their decision and elected a different pope (who continued his line in Avignon), then in 1409 after a meeting fell through, they ended up electing a third pope (who continued his line in Pisa). This all ended when they finally realized it was embarassing and forced all three popes to resign and elected a new one. Up until the 19th century it was contentious as to which line was legitimate in this period. When Rodrigo Borgia (yes, that Rodrigo Borgia) took the name of Alexander VI, it had assumed that Alexander V of the Pisa line was valid, though nowadays the church says the one in Rome was valid the whole time.

      So basically, what I'm trying to say is, do some research. Please. It's actually kind of interesting to see how fractured it all became and even just some of the petty stuff that some branches just couldn't get over or couldn't get over other branches doing. Either $deity really, really cares about the minutia of what people think about some of these things, or there's some serious cultural/political shit going on. You decide.

    83. Re:Hackers=christians?? by lilrobbie · · Score: 1

      I used to think about art (which includes literature) that way as well, many years ago.

      Then I realized that art has a place in this world, and a purpose. Religion, on the other hand, you could do away and there'd be no loss.

      To be explicit, you mean YOU would suffer no (perceived) loss. I find people who think we'd be happier with computers, mobile phones, cars, governments etc.

      Who's right?

    84. Re:Hackers=christians?? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Let's think,
      Jesus (tick)
      Martin Luther (protestant reformation) tick
      Issac Newton tick.

      But what I believe he is saying is that the counter theology is endemic in humanity.

      I'd call it a diminished sense of self, relative to human superior types.

      Why should it be 'endemic', to what purpose.

      Take the following:
      A wise man observes the universe making no difference of account for himself (self diminished, or third person).
      He triangulates by observing himself as he observes other things and so understands the 'true' nature of things.

      But how should this new knowledge be passed on?
      The knowledgeable man takes the authority for this wisdom, he knows of right and wrong, of true and false of knowledge passed down by humans through authority and acts with authority.
      He triangulates by manipulating false and truth, by lying.
      But without him the knowledge would be lost.

      The last man of this trinity knows he can trust no-one and only believes and trust what he sees, as their are people who lie in this world.
      He believes both lie and truth of what he sees, in black and white, and goes a little obviously insane.
      But without him how would the balance be kept between the other two.

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    85. Re:Hackers=christians?? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      now try testing someone on the autistic spectrum, a sociopath/psychopath type and someone who's schizoid against those criteria of self.

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    86. Re:Hackers=christians?? by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Then I realized that art has a place in this world, and a purpose. Religion, on the other hand, you could do away and there'd be no loss. Sure people need to believe in something - but there's no reason that something needs to be a religion. For many people, a political view, a philosophy or even their local sports club serves just as well.

      I'm not so sure. People can have very strong views/allegiances when it comes to politics or sports but nothing secular has the same pull as Religion and the prospect of eternal life, the prospect of seeing the deceased again, the prospect of a place without pain or suffering. Heck, if somehow those things could be guaranteed to me I would worship whatever the hell you wanted me to.

      To you and I those things are ridiculous and empty promises that nobody rational should ever believe...and yet there are people smarter than me (probably smarter than you as well) that hold these tenets so dear as to base their lives on them and believe in stories that seem completely insane to those of us that lack "Faith." With all this in mind, I think it is hard to say there would be "No loss" if we did away with Religion.

      It all seems like it should be cut and dry but it just isn't.

    87. Re:Hackers=christians?? by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      I don't know the mind of Richard Dawkins', but I'm assuming that his philosophy is not simply to take the easiest actions that avoid pain. He has some beliefs for why he speaks at conferences, for why he pursues a scientific understanding of the universe, for why he continues to feed himself. What would happen if those beliefs were shown to be utterly worthless? That is the question which Dawkins' does not answer, and essentially the question for which you desire an intellectual answer from Christians. I think the only reasonable answer is nihilism.

      He doesn't answer because the question is circular.

      But perhaps you are right. Maybe he should write a book about his search to the answer to that question. I suspect some sort of process should be applied to be through. Any suggestions?

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    88. Re:Hackers=christians?? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Crime is not a definite thing, like streets, roads, or the internet. It's an idea.

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    89. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      Secular humanistic scientific atheism isn't scandalous. It at least pretends to be logically consistent. What does the fact that historians come in all shapes and sizes have to do with anything? I don't think any historians disagree with my point that Christianity pre-dates the Bible, or that Protestantism didn't show up for a good 1.5k years.

    90. Re:Hackers=christians?? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing this out. The Church != Christianity, and I'm also sick of people who can't understand this simple idea.

      disclaimer to others: I am a deist, and not very strongly subscribed at that. Keep that in mind when you try to pigeonhole my statement instead of accepting what I wrote.

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    91. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the Catholic Church that termed those books "the Apocrypha", it was the Protestants after Luther removed them from the Bible. Catholics have "the Bible", Protestants have a smaller, neutered Bible and "the Apocrypha".

    92. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      Since when? The Catholic Church views the Orthodox Church as being in full communion with it. The Orthodox Church disagrees with it on the issue of Peter's primacy among bishops, but that's the only major stumbling block to reunification.

    93. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      And yet it remains true that Protestants accept the authority of the Catholic Church by using the Bible that it assembled (minus a few bits that Luther removed, plus a few words he inserted), and that the Catholic Church existed for 1500 years before Protestantism arrived.

    94. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      Those heresies were quickly pruned; not every shoot from the trunk is a branch. You can't go straight from roots to branches, after all; there has to be a trunk. Jesus founded a Church on Peter. In that moment, it was one, branch-less. That it hadn't yet hammered out a clear statement of beliefs is immaterial.

    95. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG

      it is arguably the first branch

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism

      or perhaps the second

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Chalcedonian

    96. Re:Hackers=christians?? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      "A few bits" being about 30% of the old testament canon. I would call that treating the Catholic canon with skepticism and not accepting their authority...

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    97. Re:Hackers=christians?? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you have to love the terminology: "Internet hackers". "Your honor, I swear -- I never hacked the internet!"

      Did you hear they landed the moon in 1969?

    98. Re:Hackers=christians?? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The Roman Church acknowledges the apostolic succession is intact in the Orthodox Church and that their sacraments are valid. There are already something like 15 eastern Rites which are in communion with Rome, and I am optimistic that the Orthodox Church will someday soon be among them. They have a rich tradition and culture.

      I live near downtown Washington, D.C., and while everyone visits the National Cathedral, which is a really impressive piece of architecture, very few people probably realize that only a few blocks away is the Greek Orthodox Cathedral, Saint Sophia, which while much smaller is no less impressive.

      As a Roman Catholic, the idea of being in full communion with this wonderful tradition is something to be hoped and prayed for, as is the reuniting of all Christianity.

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    99. Re:Hackers=christians?? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Duh. There's a moon to light the way. Just be sure you don't pick a month when it eats the Sun. That could be a problem.

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    100. Re:Hackers=christians?? by petman · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Middle East? Maybe I'm being ignorant, and maybe you really were talking about ethnic Christian groups residing in China or Eastern Russia, but I've always thought that most ethnic Christians reside in the Middle East, where Christianity originated.

    101. Re:Hackers=christians?? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      If the scientific method no longer worked, religion wouldn't either.

      The scientific method is based on that the world is consistent. You dare to take a step forward because you're very sure the floor isn't about to suddenly disappear underneath, or a wall isn't going to materialize right in front, or that the space in front of you isn't going to turn out to be devoid of oxygen.

      Now given this predictability, we can formulate hypotheses, perform experiments, and formulate theories that explain how stuff works.

      Religion is based on handed down rules, not on discovery and experimentation, but it still depends on the world being predictable. You couldn't have a bible if the world kept on changing at random.

      For that matter, life wouldn't exist in such a world, because life is all about observing the environment, making predictions, and adjusting what you're doing to try to perpetuate your own existence.

    102. Re:Hackers=christians?? by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      The church has a long history of trying to hide the truth.

      Quid est veritas?
      The church historically seems more into fighting heretics than unbelievers (at least according to the current "zeitgeist"), sure.
      OTOH the best way for the enemies of a church (satan if you believe, people attracted to the church power if you don't) to fight it is to create similar movements with a message who leads people away from the original one.
      Note I make no assumption about which one could be considered the original one.

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    103. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Good point, yes.

      Now demonstrate where theology provides a useful system for reasoning about real-world things. ;-)

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    104. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      No, just that truth itself exists.

      You wouldn't research theological truth if you were interested in truth. Why qualify it before you start? That already puts a spin on it right there. If you are interested in truth, then research truth and not "theological truth".

      However, a number of scientists decided they didn't really want anything to do with religion

      You make it sound like a personal preference. But what do you do when you go looking for the creator, and everywhere you look, he is nowhere to be found? Sooner or later, if you are a scientist, or even if you are just a truth-seeker, you have to question whether your initial assumption holds up to the evidence you've uncovered.

      And the evidence regarding how the world works fills libraries. But there is not a single page about the imaginary friend in there.

      And that's why faith doesn't have anything in common with truth.

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    105. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      No, it is not. At it's heart, theology is about the nature of man as much (likely more) than it is about the nature of God.

      Tell that to the christians. I've been telling religious people for years that all their holy books are really the equivalent of stone age psychology.

      So if your argument is that "theology" is really a mislabel for "primitive psychology", then we can talk.

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    106. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      nothing secular has the same pull as Religion and the prospect of eternal life, the prospect of seeing the deceased again, the prospect of a place without pain or suffering.

      5000+ years of refining the lie does, of course, result in a highly addictive toxin. There are a couple secular advances in these directions, like the cryo stuff. But, it's not 2 AD anymore, so today we see the stuff as the blatant lies they are. What if they had had 2000 years of history, the same massive institutionalized brainwashing effort? Don't you think we would fall for any secular crap just as much if it had been hammered into our collective brains for a hundred generations?

      With all this in mind, I think it is hard to say there would be "No loss" if we did away with Religion.

      True. Think of all the crusades, inquisitions, jihads, suicide bombers, etc. etc. that we wouldn't have. That's a "loss" in a certain sense.

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    107. Re:Hackers=christians?? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Theology is really a specialized kind of Philosophy. If you don't believe Philosopy has any use in reasoning about real-world things, I sadly will have to let you go on your merry unexamined way.

      For example, the entire theory of Just and Unjust wars (whether you agree with it or not) owes quite a bit to theological work of Saint Augustine and Thomas Aquinas. Again, whether you agree with it or not, wars are real-world things, and our (USA) reasoning about when we engage in them owes quite a bit to this particular work of Catholic Theology.

    108. Re:Hackers=christians?? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Science doesn't just pretend to be logically consistent -- it actually has logical consistency as an essential criterion for acceptance as plausible truth. It has to deal with Godel's theorems, sure, as does all of mathematics at this point, and -- like mathematics -- its logical systems are axiom based where its axioms (or premises, or postulates, or physical laws as you prefer) are all unprovable assumptions that are ultimately judged according to the twin criterion of remaining mutually consistent with the entire Bayesian network of related unprovable assumptions that "work" and how well they contribute to that "working", where working means "produce an acceptably good correspondence with observational evidence from the past plus an acceptably good predictive correspondence with observational evidence from the future, as it unfolds". In other words, the axioms have to explain what we have seen so far and predict what we see in the future without egregiously contradicting other plausible truths that do the same in other overlapping domains before they are added to the network that constitutes "knowledge".

      Contrast that if you will with religion -- any religion, including and especially Catholicism. All scripture-based religions without exception have a written or unwritten axiom that I like to refer to as "the Prime Axiom of Scriptural Religion" that states more or less the following:

      Axiom of Certainty: Everything stated in this divinely inspired scripture is true.

      Note the importance of this axiom. Without it, we could do things like doubt the truth of the contents of scripture and compare what it says to both the real world, to our knowledge derived from other sources, we could expose it to the withering gaze of mathematical and logical analysis and we could reject it as being almost certainly false when it failed to meet the simple test of satisfying our common sense. Note well that the axiom also does two things a priori. It creates a Godellian loop -- it is self-referential, an axiom about a set of axioms, and hence creates the logical equivalent of the twilight zone where the logical truth of propositions cannot any longer be consistently assessed internally because Godel's theorems apply. It also creates a situation where even a cursory analysis using higher order logic, perhaps using Godel's theorems or identifying the fallacies thus enabled permits us to state with almost complete certainty that this axiom is not, in fact, true. After all, not only does it beg the question (for example), it is as pure an example of creating an entire logical structure that begs all questions as one could imagine! By contradicting itself, it enables anything to be "logically proven" as it is easy to show that any proposition at all can be proven from a contradiction.

      Or, we could apply Godel to it directly. Godel tells us that any axiom-based logical system with sufficient complexity to be able to express arithmetic can be complete or consistent but not both. He further tells us that if one can prove the consistency of your theory within your theory, it must be inconsistent and hence incorrect, untrue, not logically sound. Well, the Axiom of Certainty is a one line proof of internal consistency is it not? Consequently we know that it is untrue, at least in the context of a religion, which isn't presenting a narrow set of axioms in some closed area of mathematics, but is rather presenting a grand, sweeping set of axioms intended to provide a complete worldview that includes things like arithmetic and science and general knowledge. Never is the conflict more apparent than when pronouncements in the axiomatically true body of scriptural dogma directly conflict with knowledge derived from other realms, such as when the Bible presents pi as equal to three, or claims that God made humans out of clay on day six of creation, or

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    109. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Theology is really a specialized kind of Philosophy.

      The part in my that loves philosophy cringes at that thought. But I have to agree that theology is a lot closer to philosophy than to any science, including those of the mind.

      For example, the entire theory of Just and Unjust wars (whether you agree with it or not) owes quite a bit to theological work of Saint Augustine and Thomas Aquinas. Again, whether you agree with it or not, wars are real-world things, and our (USA) reasoning about when we engage in them owes quite a bit to this particular work of Catholic Theology.

      That is a good point, yes.

      I do agree that for centuries, any thinking about the world had to be conducted with the context of theology, or you'd be branded a heretic. Much of early science was officially "an inquiry into the wonders god has given us" or some such cover. I would even go so far as to say that many of those who wrote that actually believed it.

      So yes, in many texts it is quite hard to see where the theology stops and the philosophy begins. Much like ancient greek texts freely move between physics, math and philosophy.

      I still can't agree that the two are the same or one part of the other. However, you do have a very good point, and I have to agree that at the least they are sometimes hard to seperate.

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    110. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      The Church of the East broke ties in 431. It was never wiped out, and it's various modern branches have somewhere around 2 million followers.

      The Oriental Orthodox churches split off in 451. It too was never wiped out, and it's various modern branches have somewhere around 82 million members.

      The Eastern Orthodox church split off in 1054. Again, not wiped out. It's modern branches have 230 million members.

      All of those groups trace their roots back just as far as the Catholic church and for the most part view each other and the Catholic church as wrong at best or heretical at worst.

      Even if you take the early writings at face value, there were disagreements between Paul, who rejected much of the Jewish tradition, James, who vigorously supported it, and Peter who was a moderate between the two. Considering these three are supposed to be the ones who kicked it all off and they couldn't fully agree, it blows your shit out of the water.

    111. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      I was speaking of the heresies of Marcionism, Gnosticism, Montanism, Monarchianism, and the Cathars. Not the Eastern Church. There will always be disagreement within the Church, but it is *within* the Church. In your example, Paul and James deferred to Peter's authority. It doesn't matter that they agree, but that they are One: one holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.

    112. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1
      Your original post:

      It's not "one branch", it's the trunk. Those "branches" didn't exist for the first millennium and a half of its existence; its existence and authority pre-date the Bible, the component parts of which it authored, preserved, evaluated, and the canon of which it certified. Trying to claim that the Church is a political institution that tries to influence a culture, and not the guiding force throughout time in exploring, refining, and teaching the religion itself is laughable.

      I've very clearly demonstrated a multitude of branches occurring long before the Protestant Reformation. They were not, in any real sense, a unified body. For fucks sake, the Patriarch of Constantinople and the Pope both excommunicated each other in 1054. Even the heretical groups that didn't survive sometimes lasted for hundreds of years and are clearly branches, even if they didn't last.

      Sure, it's authority predates the Bible. This shouldn't be a revelation to anyone who's familiar with the history of how they edited it together by voting, leaving an awful lot of stuff on the cutting room floor.

      Again though, there have been numerous times where the church (whichever church you want to name, I'm assuming you're talking about the "one church" that's based in Rome, and not any of the "one church"es that are elsewhere) has exercised power for non-religious ends, either for personal gain (see Rodrigo Borgia for probably the worst example) or political gain (The Papal States were one of the dominant forces in Italy during the renaissance).

      I don't know any other way to say it, but you're wrong. You're completely wrong. You're diminishing the very real differences and disagreements that happened in history that are still around today.

    113. Re:Hackers=christians?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it, the cannonization of the Bible that we are refering to in this discussion was determined based on the level of closeness to Jesus and his teachings directly as well as verifiability of the authorship. It is worth noting that most of the Apocrapha books were found with prologues from around that time indicating them to be non-canon. While the debate of canon is a topic which can truely merit a discussion all it's own, my point was not to estabilish inerrant proof in the Bible so much as to counterpoint the apparent claim that the Catholic church and other churches that claim lineage from early apostles does not make them better or worse seeing as there is no historical basis for that claim. Their own ancient written documents do not convey this notion, only the leadership of the organization. As this would appear to be a later concept in an organization that is known for having been vastly corrupt at points in it's past, I would challenge that it is a weak argument to present that the catholic church and other apostolic sees are somehow superior to the protestant traditions which derived from the same core theology but broke away from a departure from the historic theology of Christianity.

      AJ Henderson

    114. Re:Hackers=christians?? by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Apocrypha has nothing to do with Luther and rather is derived from what books appeared in the Vulgate but not in the Hebrew Old Testiment or Greek New Testiment. Luther then removed further books from the Latin Vulgate after the initial split.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_apocrypha

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    115. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which bit(s) you think are wrong. There is one Church, founded by Christ on Peter. Some believers have split away from it, but it remains the original from which all others branched and is not, itself, a branch. I'm not saying that there were no branches before the sixteenth century, just that the Protestant denominations, sects, and ecumenical bodies that I took the person to whom I was replying to be referring to did not.

    116. Re:Hackers=christians?? by danguyf · · Score: 1

      The Church used the OT canon from the time of Christ. After that time, the Jews removed certain books from their canon (-- some say in an attempt to stem the tide of conversions to Christianity). Luther pitched this as grounds that the Church must have wrongly "added" those books, and so brought his OT back in line with the Jewish canon of his day, and then went even further. If you go into a Christian book store and buy an Apocrypha, it is the books that Luther removed and perhaps a few more writings that no one believes are canonical, depending on the edition.

    117. Re:Hackers=christians?? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      If the scientific method no longer worked, religion wouldn't either.

      That's not necessarily true: an all-powerful being could arbitrarily change the universe on a whim and leave religious experience as the only reliable way to survive. Such a being could actively thwart scientific investigation and only reward blind obedience. What would Dawkins' do then?

    118. Re:Hackers=christians?? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Scientific investigation isn't just particle physics. It goes much lower down.

      Saying that the scientific method no longer works is saying that you no longer can figure out building something by stacking bricks.

      The scientific method basically is:

      1. Define the question
      2. Gather information and resources (observe)
      3. Form hypothesis
      4. Perform experiment and collect data
      5. Analyze data
      6. Interpret data and draw conclusions that serve as a starting point for new hypothesis
      7. Publish results
      8. Retest (frequently done by other scientists)

      So what does it mean that this no longer works, in general?

      1. You're unable to define a question. Definitely too stupid for religion.
      2. You're unable to gather information. You can't listen to prophets or preachers or read a bible either, then.
      3. You're unable to think, having the intelligence of an insect. At the very least you can't figure out any implications from what your religion says.

      Really this no longer working makes you braindead. Without this you can't do something as simple as noticing there's no food in the fridge, and figuring out that means you should buy some.

      4. and 8. If these don't work it means that the world is unpredictable. Meaning that if you stack two bricks, sometimes one explodes, or turns into gold, or vanishes, or makes you turn blue, and it's entirely random every time. The universe is completely unpredictable and no rules can be deduced from anything. You can't build a church of make a bible in such an universe, because they rely on processes that are predictable (like that stacking bricks in a certain way results in a building able to stand).

      5. and 6. Lack of this as well indicates extreme stupidity that would make you unable to deal with the fridge, as well as with that you're supposed to put your pants on before going to church.

      7. Lack of this means people are unable to communicate, and so no longer human. You certainly lack ability to preach in this case.

      That's not necessarily true: an all-powerful being could arbitrarily change the universe on a whim and leave religious experience as the only reliable way to survive. Such a being could actively thwart scientific investigation and only reward blind obedience. What would Dawkins' do then?

      Commit suicide if he still could figure out how, I guess? I'd gladly join him, because that's the heck of an unpleasant situation to live in.

      I don't think you're thinking about the full consequences of something like this:

      in this imagined universe you're unable to put your pants on without divine intervention, and lack any free will. The entire population will have to be controlled by divine puppet strings, because you've removed everything that makes humans intelligent. These people won't be able to read a bible.

    119. Re:Hackers=christians?? by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, that still would make it edits by the Jews rather than Luther, but it does make an interesting point. Do you by any chance have any references I could look at. My searches basically just showed that there is a lot of general confusion about the history of Jewish canon during the time frame of 400BCE to 100CE.

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      AJ Henderson
  2. Not cool anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Religion stated it was good so naturally all these atheist hackers have to stop now or become mainstream.

    1. Re:Not cool anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was just thinking that hacking is one of the few topics the church can comment on without egg or bodily fluids on their face.

      Science.. no
      Pedos.. no
      History.. no
      Morality.. no
      Sex... no

    2. Re:Not cool anymore by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      What, the church can't comment on pedophilia? They certainly have enough experience with the subject to be able to have an informed opinion on the matter. Science... no, not so much.

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    3. Re:Not cool anymore by peragrin · · Score: 2

      That's the point the church's comments on Pedophila would be dishonest at best with how they actually treat those who commit those crimes.

      The only reason it has gotten as big as it has is because of standard church policy to assume that ALL men of god are above the law of men.

      If the church didn't try to hide it but instead ostracized the priests involved at the time no one would say a thing. It is currently called the striesland effect. Trying to hide the truth unveils more of it.

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    4. Re:Not cool anymore by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      This is why the catholic church is a stain on Christianity. It is just a cult and not true to the Word.

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    5. Re:Not cool anymore by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      The only Christians that are actually true to the word are the Evangelicals, right?

    6. Re:Not cool anymore by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, "the striesland effect", named after Barbara Striesland...

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    7. Re:Not cool anymore by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The only reason it has gotten as big as it has is because of standard church policy to assume that ALL men of god are above the law of men.

      I don't think that was the defining attitude, there were two other attitudes that just compounded the problem:
      1) That those who seem truly repentant must be forgiven.
      2) That prayer and belief is all that's necessary to overcome social behaviors that psychologists believe are mental disorders or are internally wired (like pedophilia). Which also explains the various ex-gay organizations who believe religious faith and prayer overcome homosexuality, since God wouldn't possibly wire a person to be gay.

    8. Re:Not cool anymore by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You mean the ones who can't agree with each other? About anything?

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  3. Apocalypse by Talderas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So the Vatican gets the difference between hacker and cracker before the general populace...

    We have entered the beginning of the end.

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    1. Re:Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought "cracker" just meant "white person."

    2. Re:Apocalypse by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe for a second that the Vatican doesn't understand what it's doing? I mean, besides the whole child-rape thing, that's failure of sphincter control.

      The Catholic church has been a vehicle for a variety of political ends throughout history. We know of many ways in which this is true; with the Church's reputation for secrecy it may be assumed that it is true in ways which are not common knowledge as well.

      The Vatican has always been one of the organizations that understands what it is doing; it's fighting a war.

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    3. Re:Apocalypse by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Almost. a crackers doesn't 'break things'.

      so you can hold off on the announcement of any Ahackalypse.

      heh.

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    4. Re:Apocalypse by TrentTheThief · · Score: 2

      I'm amazed. Truly amazed. For a mainstream organization to define hacking and cracking in nice, black and white terms is somehow very satisfying.

      It's been what, 2000 years or so, and they've finally done something okay. I honestly applaud their common sense on this.

    5. Re:Apocalypse by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Except they don't understand it at all.

      Hacking culture is incredibly anti-authoritarian. That's not going to work in Xtianity which is nothing but an appeal to an authority (authors of the bible, jesus, etc).

      Hacking is about solving problems in a quick and dirty manner. Its the "bazaar" of open ideas and religion is, you guessed it, the "cathedral" of top down closed ideas controlled by an elite and followed by an credulous public.

      On the plus side, I see the Vatican's PR people are doing a good job. Front page slashdot? Nice. Gotta fill them pews.

    6. Re:Apocalypse by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. Honestly, the Vatican would have been the last place I'd have guessed to get it right.

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    7. Re:Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Christianity, as originally practiced, is very anti-authoritarian. Catholicism not-so-much. Jesus and the original disciples very much bucked authority except for God himself.

    8. Re:Apocalypse by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, "not quite". It is doubtful the real, conservative institution of church would ever agree with it, but the Church as it should be - by enlightened, ethical and wise people (yes, there are few in there, if not all that many), does agree with it.

      The church (as it should be) has the ultimate priority of some moral goals. Commonwealth. Cooperation. Peace. Wisdom. These pretty much agree with ultimate goals of hackers.
      It also has some means to achieve these goals. Authority. Blind faith. Rituals that appeal to lesser minds. Rigid structure and deep traditionalism. These methods are completely in conflict with all Hackers represent by themselves. Still, as long as the ultimate goals are pursued, the church should be perfectly fine with alternative means, with people doing the Good Thing not in the name of God. Different methods, different target audience, same goals. This has been recognized.

      Of course we're not talking about "the real Church" here - the megacorporation that controls vast material wealth, suppresses all opposition, fights dirty for political influences and so on. The institution has long lost its original sense of purpose. But still, there are people there who still remember the original goals and speak up from time to time (even if to buy some positive PR). In this case, the hackers really are friends of "Church As It Should Be". Gathering people to whom the Church has no appeal and getting them to do the same good stuff the Church tries to get all the rest to do.

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    9. Re:Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, owe me 1 monitor and 1 keyboard.

    10. Re:Apocalypse by digitig · · Score: 1

      Except they don't understand it at all.

      Hacking culture is incredibly anti-authoritarian. That's not going to work in Xtianity which is nothing but an appeal to an authority (authors of the bible, jesus, etc).

      True of some branches of Christianity, certainly not all. It's probably fair to say that the ones that go in for authority are more organised so you're more likely to know about them, though. But there are plenty of Christians who challenge the authority of the Bible, the Church and traditional understanding of Jesus.

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    11. Re:Apocalypse by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, I see the Vatican's PR people are doing a good job. Front page slashdot? Nice. Gotta fill them pews.

      Yeah, they should see a nice uptick of 0 this week.

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    12. Re:Apocalypse by digitig · · Score: 1

      It also has some means to achieve these goals. Authority. Blind faith. Rituals that appeal to lesser minds. Rigid structure and deep traditionalism. These methods are completely in conflict with all Hackers represent by themselves.

      Really? Try asking a group of hackers about the correct placement of braces in C code.

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    13. Re:Apocalypse by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

      Christianity was never anti-authority. Jesus said we should pay taxes, respect our government officials, etc... Paul said that even if you are unfortunate enough to be a slave that you should obey your master and do your best. (Not because enslaving people is right, of course, but because Christians should do their best in everything they do.)

      It only appeared that Christians were anti-authority because the rulers at the time did not like their practices and teaching. This is especially true for the "religious" leaders of the day. Even on the cross Jesus was obedient. Even when Peter cut off that soldier's ear, he restored the soldiers ear. Anti authority? Doesn't seem like it to me.

    14. Re:Apocalypse by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Except they don't understand it at all.

      Hacking culture is incredibly anti-authoritarian. That's not going to work in Xtianity which is nothing but an appeal to an authority (authors of the bible, jesus, etc).

      Hacking is about solving problems in a quick and dirty manner. Its the "bazaar" of open ideas and religion is, you guessed it, the "cathedral" of top down closed ideas controlled by an elite and followed by an credulous public.

      On the plus side, I see the Vatican's PR people are doing a good job. Front page slashdot? Nice. Gotta fill them pews.

      You could argue that hackers have got a lot in common with religious orders. Hackers have an established idea of how things should be and follow those ideals often with religious zeal. They hang around in small groups of like-minded people doing works that promote the way they see the world. The different groups often have similar, but not the same, ideals and go about promoting them in very different ways.

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    15. Re:Apocalypse by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      by your logic Gandhi was not anti-authority. it's called non-violent protest.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_the_other_cheek

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      Self evident."
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    16. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 1

      "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's"

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    17. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Religions maintaining "original sense of purpose" are generally known as "extinct" - evolution works here, too; the fittest flourish.

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    18. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 2

      Catholicism itself is enough to talk about majority of Christians. Throw in Eastern Orthodox plus very large part of the rest... and those which you mention are a noise.

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    19. Re:Apocalypse by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      "...and unto God the things that are God’s”

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Render_unto_Caesar%E2%80%A6

      The Bible states that hostile questioners tried to trap Jesus into taking an explicit and dangerous stand on whether Jews should or should not pay taxes to the Roman occupation. They anticipated that Jesus would oppose the tax, for Luke’s Gospels explains their purpose was “to hand him over to the power and authority of the governor.”[4] The governor was Pilate, and he was the man responsible for the collecting of Rome's taxes in Judea. At first the questioners flattered Jesus by praising his integrity, impartiality and devotion to truth. Then they asked him whether or not it is right for Jews to pay the taxes demanded by Caesar. In the gospel of Mark, the additional, truly provocative question is asked, "Should we pay or shouldn't we?" [5] Jesus first called them hypocrites, and then asked one of them to produce a Roman coin that would be suitable for paying Caesar’s tax. One of them showed him a Roman coin, and he asked them whose name and inscription were on it. They answered, “Caesar’s,” and he responded “Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s, and give to God what is God’s.” His interrogators were flummoxed by this authoritative (though ambiguous) answer and left disappointed.

      At his trial before Pontius Pilate, Jesus was accused of promoting resistance to Caesar's tax. [6]

      Then the whole assembly rose and led him off to Pilate. And they began to accuse him, saying, “We have found this man subverting our nation. He opposes payment of taxes to Caesar and claims to be Christ/Messiah, a king.” (Luke 23:1-4)

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    20. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 2

      religion is, you guessed it, the "cathedral" of top down closed ideas

      Well, not really. Sure, many might claim that, their followers convinced in that... but there are crazy amounts of syncretism around.

      When applying some rigor, it's not very clear if local flavors of Christianity are closer to Christianity from X century [1] or to pagan practices from the same time (in either case, vast majority of present "Christians" would be branded - and treated - as very strong heretics by "Christians" living just few short centuries ago)

      1. The time of "National Baptism" myth from my place - while the Pagan Reaction from XI century is of course forgotten; when the Christian ruler had to escape, priests & churches were annihilated as readily as it was done few decades earlier to old temples & "holy" men, and the "order" was restored few years later thanks to warriors borrowed from the Holy Roman Emperor (but don't tell that to the true faithful, they often don't like Germans, they get confused...[2]). After a quick look at basic historical demographics, number of priests & parishes, and recorded sermons condemning widespread pagan practices from as late as XVII-XVIII century (recorded = widespread enough to be noticed by higher clergy in the cities), the official PR regarding Christianization starts to look even more suspect.

      Looking at the present: only the absolute sketch of Abrahamic mythology followed; many local saints (or Marian devotion) are relatively direct continuations of pagan deities (heck, one mistreated physical puppet / doll was supposed to be Judas from some point); all Church celebrations dominated by ex-pagan customs (and some locally big ones aren't even particularly observed in other Catholic places - but similar celebrations were a hit of local paganism); churches, chapels or crosses being placed even now according to the old rules for "holy places"; Catholic sacred groves and springs (I kid you not); quite clearly praying to the dead, saints or statues (a lot of new opportunities lately;GTranslate works ok); still trying to hijack clearly very old celebrations (summer solstice, most notably... still; and failing for almost a millenium)

      2. The 1410 Grunwald battle is even better - basically, "we" managed to beat knighthood from most of Christian Europe which was amassed under the banner of one Crusading Order... Largely thanks to one close alliance (which generally would last centuries afterwards; creating "Commonwealth") with heathen Lithuania; its Duke becoming our king some years before, after some formalities (baptism, etc.) relatively late in his life, 3 days later marrying the reigning 12-year old king (that was her title, to recognize her as an independent monarch). Even better: notable contribution to the victory came from our local Muslims! (Tatars)

      But of course (still) cherishing such victory in one of greatest battles of Middle Ages doesn't quite fully register (except for "we were fighting and won with ze Germans, Germans are bad") and we're the "bulwark of Christianity"... well, held very dear by the Vatican (and no wonder, one of few remaining places in Europe with very strong Catholic majority, officially)

      All of which is is by no means unique / there's no reason for it to be.

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    21. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Wonderful, you yourself highlighted "authoritative" :)

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    22. Re:Apocalypse by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      really? you might want to look into context there. troll.

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    23. Re:Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *snorts coffee out of nose*

    24. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 1

      What, the context of trying to give an answer which would give safety from danger? Isn't that not very godlike? Who's the authority here, Caesar or god?

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    25. Re:Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally done something OK?
      lulz
      Your kidding me right?

    26. Re:Apocalypse by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I actually suspect this might turn out to be an important factor in... serious space colonization (if we'll ever do it), out of all things. No, it almost certainly won't be in the silly, grandiose, almost idyllic styles from virtually all of scifi (which are there just to make the work of writers easier & the consumption more palatable; due to limited imagination); those works are not about any of the wild, unfamiliar from Earthy experiences approaches, very likely required by our Universe.

      It will be most likely in circumstances... pretty much requiring (& not at all dissimilar to) approaches from few monasteries, religious orders. Just hijack their drive to "spread the glorious works of deity" (that would include human life), work around few anachronisms of "life is sacred"[1], and off we go...

      1. Hence... it must be first and foremost spread in the unimaginably gargantuan space the deity has prepared! - which would be greatly helped by the "evil in vitro" (transport of miniaturized people in deep hibernation is handy also without the doubtful "big jumps between inner systems") and making all local adult wombs available. Even if in a different way - still very humble approach to offspring (as in: not necessarily ever seeing your own, or giving birth to "unrelated" children) and of being a very small and transient part of something much greater.

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    27. Re:Apocalypse by digitig · · Score: 1

      Not all Catholics toe the party line as the Church would like.

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      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    28. Re:Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point was that they should play by the rules of the person running the game they chose to play. The coin subject to taxation bore the impression of the guy running the game. The fact that they have the coin in the first place is evidence they are playing. If you agree to a concept of mortal legality via participation in a system with mortal rules then agree to a concept of mortal legality.

      There are many strange passages in scripture. This one hardly seems to qualify.

      It's much like the AIDS/condoms thing. Everyone ignores the fact that condoms only help prevent the spread of AIDS if you are having ill advised sexual relations (transfusions aside, and Lord, let the screening improve because it still crops up). Seems smarter to arm women in heavily affected areas than hope that people already intent on behaving in an ill advised manner are going to start wearing condoms because the Pope reversed a position.

      Taxes only impact you if you live within the agreement of an economically advanced society just as STDs only impact you if you live within the agreement of a sexually promiscuous society. Plenty of people choose the monastic path instead. It is the cowards that want the money and freedom from taxation without effort that complain about tyrants while playing tyrant games/that want sex without consequences while making decisions from a state of willful ignorance.

    29. Re:Apocalypse by Plombo · · Score: 1

      What, the context of trying to give an answer which would give safety from danger? Isn't that not very godlike? Who's the authority here, Caesar or god?

      No, the context in which the word "authoritative" means well-informed instead of exercising control.

      Besides, Jesus' entire point was that Caesar and God were both authorities, but with different jurisdictions.

    30. Re:Apocalypse by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      In the absolute sense, there's no correct way.

      In general, the correct way is whatever the project you're working on currently uses.

      The argument is mostly about "I prefer having braces lined up" vs "I prefer seeing more lines of code". That's not about strict correctness, just tradeoffs.

    31. Re:Apocalypse by sjames · · Score: 1

      That depends on interpretation. Strictly speaking, Christianity tells us that the one and only actual authority is not earthly. That's why ever since then, kings and emperors have had to at least pretend to be Christian and convince people that God speaks through him.

      It's the doctrines that get built up around Christianity that are authoritarian. One could fairly say that Christianity tends to lend itself to that process.

      As a side note, hacking hasn't always implied quick and dirty. In some cases it has been performance above all followed by elegance followed by comprehensibility. Occasionally expedience may replace performance, particularly for one-off tasks.

  4. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Software engineers build things.

    There is terminology confusion because coming up with a quick fix non-ideal solution is called a hack, but in general hackers break into things rather than build things.

    Vatican please stick to theology & leave the IT to those who know a little about the subject.

    1. Re:WTF by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Software engineers are paid to build things in software. Hackers build things for ideological reasons. Crackers break things.

      Also, it has nothing to do with IT.

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    2. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software engineers build things.

      Software engineers design things.

  5. After all ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Jesus Christ hacked Christianity out of Judaism.

    And Martin Luther wrote the open source version.

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    1. Re:After all ... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Where does that leave Steve Ballmer? Burning in a lake of fire?

    2. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, he was busy throwing the thrones in the pyramids.

    3. Re:After all ... by crow_t_robot · · Score: 1

      And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

      USURERS, USURERS, USURERS! *throws chairs, flips tables*

    4. Re:After all ... by digsbo · · Score: 2

      This is funny, but at the same time you have to recognize it's a Jesuit writing it. Jesuits are very much the intellectual rebels of the Catholic Church. Still, I'm pleased to see that the Catholic Church is not virulently anti-Internet, as are many of the conservative Protestant churches in the USA today. It is odd to observe that in many ways the Catholic Church is more progressive than [some] of the Protestants today.

    5. Re:After all ... by chemicaldave · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Romans did not approve of his breaking of DRM so they crucified him. This tradition has endured even today.

    6. Re:After all ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      "Users, users, users! " -- BOFH

      There. Fixed it for you.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    7. Re:After all ... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      In an obscure coptic codex it was discovered a mysterious, heretofore unknown passage of Revelation: Aeternum Stephanus sellam in gehennae mittit.

      Classicists have long puzzled over who Stephanus is, and why he is eternally throwing chairs in hell.

      *Funny thing about Slashdot and my computer: It turns the AE ligature into A with umlaut when I hit "preview." No idea why; in the TEXTAREA box, it appears as the correct ligature...

      OS X*us delenda est!

      *Would the Romans have called OS X "OS 10"?

    8. Re:After all ... by drb226 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And Martin Luther wrote the open source version.

      More like Tyndale reverse engineered it from assembly (Latin) and open sourced it.

    9. Re:After all ... by Tom · · Score: 0, Troll

      Still, I'm pleased to see that the Catholic Church is not virulently anti-Internet,

      Of course not! After all, as our politicians tells us all the time, the Internet is great for finding child porn.

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    10. Re:After all ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Martin Luther was an early day RMS? That explains a lot.

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    11. Re:After all ... by Rostin · · Score: 1

      as are many of the conservative Protestant churches in the USA today.

      Such as? This is news to me as a conservative Protestant.

    12. Re:After all ... by Tom · · Score: 1

      I know the christian tradition likes to label the romans as the evil ones, but truth is that in matters of religion (as in many other things), the Roman Empire was very progressive. In fact, if anything can be compared to an "Open Source Religion", then it's definitely the roman gods prior to the corruption to christianity. There you had a religion where you could bring your own god and have it accepted in the next release of the upstream branch. Try doing that with christianity.

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    13. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholic Church has many faces. This one looks nice but we've got to cope with few ugly ones in Poland.

    14. Re:After all ... by paxcoder · · Score: 1

      Too bad the original version is written perfectly, by God.
      The version Luther seems to reverse-engineered from the one from catholicchurch.org repositories had a lot of bugs.
      Pope issued a bug reports, but Luther said it was a feature, and decided to fork off.

    15. Re:After all ... by digitig · · Score: 1

      Such as Amish and Exclusive Brethren. Certainly nowhere near a majority, but close enough to "many" to put up quite a few barns.

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    16. Re:After all ... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I base that statement on personal experiences I've had with a specific church (in which the pastor actually said he saw the internet as a great evil) and a broad sampling of people I met through a Christian college. Please note that I used the words "many" and "some". I know I'd never say it's a majority, but it is a significant portion of conservative Protestants who feel that way.

    17. Re:After all ... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I guess that's why the public schools are so pro-internet as well? http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/24/opinion/main1933687.shtml

    18. Re:After all ... by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      You're right. The Romans actually were pretty tolerant of people provided you followed a few rules. 1) Pay your taxes. 2) Worship Jupiter at the temple every tuesday. That's about it. They didn't care what you did in your own home. Go ahead, pray to whomever. The Romans really started getting freaked out as Christianity spread because they held ceremonies outside in the woods. Of particular interest was communion whereby Christians "ate the flesh and drank the blood of Jesus Christ." You can understand why Romans were upset. I'm being serious, too. Imagine saying you eat the flesh and blood of your lord every week to someone who has never heard of communion. It's likely to elicit disgust.

    19. Re:After all ... by Whalou · · Score: 1

      The Romans did not approve of his breaking of DRM so they crucified him. This tradition has endured even today.

      I thought the 'C' in "DMCA" was for copyright but your explanation makes more sense.

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    20. Re:After all ... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Speaking of the, uhm, devil... (check also article using this file, and main organisations and people mentioned in it)

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    21. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most protestants in America are not protestant generally speaking, they just call themselves that because they are not Catholic. Protestants, and especially Lutherans does not interpret the bible literally. If you do that you are heretic. Of course most of the heretics found their faith ridiculed in the old world and migrated to the new, but being illiterate fools, they forget they weren't even protestant, and that they in their teachings defied the words of Martin Luther.

    22. Re:After all ... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      The Romans did not approve of his breaking of DRM so they crucified him. This tradition has endured even today.

      Deity Rights Management?

    23. Re:After all ... by prichardson · · Score: 1

      Deistic Rights Management?

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    24. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the fork of Judaism of Jesus and John the Baptist was the most successful of the forks of the time.

    25. Re:After all ... by Tom · · Score: 1

      I don't know, you tell me - does everyone who supports something have to have the same reason to do so?

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    26. Re:After all ... by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Huh. According to wikipedia, there are around 40,000 Exclusive Brethren, 250,000 Amish, and 800 million total Protestants worldwide. "Nowhere near a majority" is kind of an understatement, considering that 300,000 is only about 0.04% of 800 million. I understand that you were just giving examples, but I think the extremity that you had to resort to (Surprise! Amish people don't like the internet!) in order to back up digsbo's claim suggests something about how significant it really is.

    27. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the DRM of the Pharisees was broken. The Romans were simply acting as a DMCA enforcer.

    28. Re:After all ... by mangu · · Score: 1

      Of particular interest was communion whereby Christians "ate the flesh and drank the blood of Jesus Christ." You can understand why Romans were upset.

      No, they didn't mind that, since Christians copied that part from the cult of Bacchus. What really upset the Roman government was that Christians insisted theirs was the only god and all others were fake and had to be destroyed.

      And the funny thing is, you know what? History repeats itself. The current most extremist religious group is even worse. After all, during the Roman Empire Christians didn't mind if someone made a drawing of their prophet.

    29. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not just funny, but also quite true. Religion is rarely created out of nothing, but hacked from something else, for the better or for worse. The end could either be libre or proprietary so to speak. Another example of hacked religions are Buddhism from Hinduism, both of which are mostly Open Source.

    30. Re:After all ... by Rostin · · Score: 1

      So you are making an inductive argument based on a sample size of 1? :)

      After a few minutes of googling, I found this. The salient bit is that 91% of Protestant pastors use the internet for church business. Note that the article is six years old. There isn't a lot of room above 91% for that fraction to have increased since then, but it seems likely that it has.

      I have no doubt that it is technically true that "some" Protestants think the internet is a tool of pure Satanic evil. But I think it is probably a number too small to call a "significant portion", and also so small that it seems a little tendentious to base a comparison between Catholic and Protestant attitudes on it, even with qualifiers like "some" and "many."

    31. Re:After all ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      ... Jesus Christ hacked Christianity out of Judaism.

      I though it was more of a merge of Judaism and Buddhism, with some questionable conflict resolution choices.

      Trouble is, there's never a The Truth v2.

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    32. Re:After all ... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Latin, assembly? What does that make (often numerous) dialects of ancient Greek, Aramaic, Hebrew, Avestan (in practice surely also folk old Persian ... eek, Iranian! ), ...even if I would list all known, it would be incomplete.

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    33. Re:After all ... by digitig · · Score: 1

      Oh, most protestant churches have websites nowadays. It all comes down to how you interpret "many". If I were trying to get them into my car, it would be many. If I were trying to invade China then it wouldn't be,

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    34. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Martin Luther wrote the open source version.

      More like Tyndale reverse engineered it from assembly (Latin) and open sourced it.

      And Martin Luther just forked it.

    35. Re:After all ... by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Creator of Islam. Embrace, extend, and extinguish.

    36. Re:After all ... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Ok, I can qualify this by saying "in my experience", which I'm happy to do. I grew up Catholic in Delaware County, PA, and most of the Protestants I knew were far more liberal than the typical Catholic. Then I moved out a little ways toward the farming areas in Chester County and found a whole new [to me] breed of Protestants, who seemed obsessed with sex and sexuality as the source of evil (while simultaneously convinced that killing Iraqis was God's will). At that time, high speed internet had just become widespread in that area and I was amazed at the extent to which it was feared and literally demonized.

      It's good to hear some information that suggests attitudes have changed. I found those congregations so backwards we left the churches we had tried to attend. Maybe it was a quirk of timing and geographic change that gave me that impression. Unfortunately, given the degree of orthodox ignorance that seemed to be required to feel at home in those churches, I won't be going back.

      It sucks to be religious and be so frustrated by the people I'd like to worship with, but it seems the only choices around here are "religion-lite" and "fear/hate". Man, that is a sadly negative statement about something important to me...

    37. Re:After all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, what? You do know about Luther's Bible, right? That whole thing translating-into-vulgar-tongues concept that had the Church in an uproar and inspired Tyndale? Or is this one of those things where if it's not in English it doesn't count?

    38. Re:After all ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Too bad the original version is written perfectly, by God.

      Then why have so many bad forks of the project been written? And why are the maintainers of each one trying to kill all the others?

      By comparison, the Linux/Windows schism is pretty civilized.

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    39. Re:After all ... by paxcoder · · Score: 1

      Don't ask me why forks. I'm Catholic :-)

      You know, as in "katholikos" (greek for "universal"), the name by which James, bishop of Antioch called the Church in ~104 AD. Who's that guy? Oh, he's just some disciple of John the apostle who was consecrated by st. Peter (as in "first among the apostles", and also: first pope). *waves hand* ;-D

    40. Re:After all ... by paxcoder · · Score: 1

      Peter was the first pope. James was not a pope. He's "just" a martyr. To be clear.

  6. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hackers are smart people, Christians are fucking dumb, i don't see the parallels...

  7. Therefore Julian Assange +1, Seditious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is a hacker AND a Christian because his actions help BUILD government transparency.

    Thanks in advance.

    Yours In Chelyabinsk,
    K. Trout

  8. Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm satanic!!!!!
    (y mi patrona dicen que es Santa Tecla)

  9. Optimism by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    The Vatican tends to be a fairly conservative in its approach to technology (remember the fight over the confessional iPhone app a little while back?) and there is no doubt going to be much quibbling over hacktivism and other related activities for the next couple of hundred years. Who knows, maybe in 2300 we'll hear the future Pope say, "Oops, we were wrong when we called the iConfessional sacriligious. Also, we've begun the canonization process for a martyred Anonymous member today for his contributions in the war against false religions. Miracles have been reported near the town of New Clearwater, FL, which was rebuilt in 2220 after Hurricane Michael smited it."

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    1. Re:Optimism by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      You give an iphone example?!? :(

      >The Vatican tends to be a fairly conservative in its approach to technology...
      How about, the fucking telescope :) They didn’t like the earth "not the centre of the universe" thing much, bless.

    2. Re:Optimism by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Except they weren't wrong about that. Granted the practice of confession is bullshit without any theological basis, but the app itself was even more so as it hasn't even the typical legitimacy of a traditional rite.

    3. Re:Optimism by digitig · · Score: 1

      >The Vatican tends to be a fairly conservative in its approach to technology... How about, the fucking telescope :) They didn’t like the earth "not the centre of the universe" thing much, bless.

      You don't know much about Medieval cosmology or the Galileo trial, do you?

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    4. Re:Optimism by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      They didn’t like the earth "not the centre of the universe" thing much, bless.

      Nor, for that matter, did pretty much anyone during that time. It is rather misleading to blame this on the church, as geocentrism predated it by quite some time, and having been espoused by most of the educated "scientific community" of the day. To quote wikipedia,

      it was accepted for over a millennium as the correct cosmological model by European and Islamic astronomers.

      So lets lay off acting like the rest of the world was on-board modern astronomy and that it was just the big bad church holding them back.

    5. Re:Optimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet the Vatican Observatory is one of the oldest astronomical research institutions in the world.

    6. Re:Optimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copernicus defined the heliocentric solar system. He was a Catholic Cleric.
      Vatican didn't think that Galileo had enough proof pointing at moons of Jupiter to claim that the Earth revolved around the sun.
      And he was an ass to his friend... the Pope.

  10. So who wants to join? by squidflakes · · Score: 1

    That's it, I'm starting a new church with an old name. Join me, won't you, for the first meeting of the Church of Jesus Christ, Computer Programmer. Free kool-aid and cookies this Sunday.

    1. Re:So who wants to join? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! oH! I can be the Jesus dude!

    2. Re:So who wants to join? by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Church of Jesus Christ, Computer Programmer. Free kool-aid and cookies this Sunday.

      Shouldn't that be Mountain Dew and Pizza?

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    3. Re:So who wants to join? by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 2

      DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID

    4. Re:So who wants to join? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      Sure how are you with the age of the world? I was looking at the Andromeda Galaxy and can't work out the new speed of light I need to work with. For a universe of 6k years what speed does light travel now to get to earth.
      I just tried to think about the unobservable light of the universe needing to be much slower than the observable light; but I can't express it let alone thing about it. I need to scale 13.5 billion years down to 6k years I guess.

    5. Re:So who wants to join? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      assumes that all the light was created at the origin point and not created as "wallpaper".

      For all we know that 13.5 billion years could have effectively happened during the first 20 nanoseconds of Time.

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    6. Re:So who wants to join? by digitig · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church doesn't say that the universe is 6k years old. It doesn't say that it isn't, either: "The Church has infallibly determined that the universe is of finite age—that it has not existed from all eternity—but it has not infallibly defined whether the world was created only a few thousand years ago or whether it was created several billion years ago."

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    7. Re:So who wants to join? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      If I were you, I'd keep a lookout for those traitorous members of PURGE.

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    8. Re:So who wants to join? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      13.5 billion years happened during the first 20 nanoseconds of Time? Aghhh my brain!!

  11. Religious post on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smithers release the trolls!

    1. Re:Religious post on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!

  12. Re:Captain Obvious. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Dude and how many people still don't get it?
    Why complain when someone gets it correct?

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  13. Re:Captain Obvious. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Thank you Captain Jerk. Slashdot can't even keep the difference straight using the terms interchangeably. Now you are criticizing a non-technical individual for actually pointing out the difference in the terms?

    Why do you feel the need to be a jerk about this?

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  14. Re:Therefore Julian Assange +1, Seditious by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    No. your logic is incredibly week. Just because someone draws a parallel between the ethos of a hacker and the ethos of a Christian does not make them the same.

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  15. Interesting by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well the Catholic Church is a large organization and it is good to remember that there is a plurality of opinions in it, even among it's leaders. It isn't just a cabal of child molesters. The Catholic Church has in the past condemned both capitalism and communism in their extreme forms.

    1. Re:Interesting by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. The catholic church is so far from being a monolithic institution.

    2. Re:Interesting by vuke69 · · Score: 1

      It isn't just a cabal of child molesters.

      [Citation Needed]

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    3. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and collaborated with the Nazis.

    4. Re:Interesting by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      It isn't just a cabal of child molesters.

      The Catholic Church is probably happy with the poster of this +5 informative post.

      Obviously, we need to be made aware of this fact.

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    5. Re:Interesting by H0p313ss · · Score: 0

      It isn't just a cabal of child molesters.

      Correct, they seem to be a cabal of child molesters AND ethical hackers. Who knew they had so much in common with Slashdot?

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    6. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Catholic Church isn't just a cabal of child molesters"? woah, +5 informative.

    7. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't just a cabal of child molesters.

      But there are enough child molesters within it, and enough efforts to protect them, that I do not believe that anyone in good conscience can choose to remain a part of the organisation.

    8. Re:Interesting by focoma · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before Vatican II council (for about 1700 years..) or after vatican II (for about 45 years...)??????

      "in the past condemned both capitalism and communism".. supporting Nazism during the invasion of Russia as an order from the mary the mother of god... Or when in the 19th century the pope also condemned democracy!!! And vacinations!!! because they were against the natural order....

      ONE THING CAN BE CERTAIN: The Catholic church will always be for the catholic church.. and there will not ever be a lack of theologians reinventing everything as "catholic" so that the sheep will never notice how it all is simply the fossil of a failed world state with the appetite for power and influence still alive...

  16. Anonymous by netdigger · · Score: 0

    I really believe that the work of Anonymous and Wiki leaks has given hackers a bad name. The general public and the media are really foucsing on the negative things that some of us are doing. Most of us use our abilities to make things work better for us. I am glad that the Vatican sees that we all are not pirates.

    1. Re:Anonymous by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Try the work of Mitnick and the thousands of exploits in the 90s during the .com bubble. Media calling hackers bad guys isn't exactly a recent trend.

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  17. Eh... by Lose · · Score: 2

    FTFA

    "To create the biggest collaborative encyclopedia of Internet it is estimated that it took around 100 million hours of intellectual work, which is the equivalent of the time the citizens of the United States spend watching advertising on TV in a single weekend," Spadaro wrote.

    Dude, what?

    1. Re:Eh... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if his math is wrong by an order of magnitude or if he's saying that US citizens spend most of their weekend not working intellectually.

      I suppose both are true.

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    2. Re:Eh... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Informative

      100 million hours of intellectual work, which is the equivalent of the time the citizens of the United States spend watching advertising on TV in a single weekend,"

      The math works out to about ten minutes per person per day. Considering that a typical one-hour show has about twenty minutes of commercials, the 100 million hour figure is probably about right.

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    3. Re:Eh... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the math?

      300 million (roughly) citizens of the USA. 100 million hours means an average of 1/3 an hour of TV per citizen.

      Do you really have trouble believing US citizens average 20 minutes of TV for a weekend?

    4. Re:Eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think 300 million Americans spend more than 20 minutes watching ads (each) in a weekend.

      (from 2009) The average American watches approximately 153 hours of TV every month at home.

      So that should probably say "watching advertising on TV in a single day.

    5. Re:Eh... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The number is low, that would be roughly 20 minutes of TV per man woman and child that has American citizenship. Even when you account for the people who haven't got a TV or are unable to watch, the figure still seems low.

    6. Re:Eh... by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that we watch 100 million hours of TV advertising, as in commercials.

      But even then, 20 minutes of commercials would translate to like 90-120 minutes of TV time (not accounting for DVR's). That's a higher number, but still not hard to believe.

    7. Re:Eh... by vuke69 · · Score: 1

      That's less than 20 minutes a person, I could believe it.

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    8. Re:Eh... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      My bad. Missed the advertising part.

      Most hour shows come down to 41-42 minutes, with a few minutes of network promos which don't count as "advertising." So if I say 15 minutes of advertising per hour of programming, 20 minutes of ads means 80 minutes of total watching time.

      For every 5 people who watch no TV advertising over the weekend, 4 people watch the equivalent of a 3-hour sporting event.

      Yeah, I'd buy that.

    9. Re:Eh... by Lose · · Score: 1

      Now that I've woken up, it makes sense.

    10. Re:Eh... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/online_mobile/americans-watching-more-tv-than-ever/

      Says the average person watches 5 hours of TV per day.

      Weekend for me starts half of friday -> sunday, but even at just 2 days/week, that's 10 hours of TV/weekend, or about 2 hours of advertising per weekend.

      300 million people would be 600 million hours of advertising per weekend.

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    11. Re:Eh... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So to convert 600 million hours of TV advertising in terms of "intellectual work" you're talking about, what, an hour and a half?

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  18. Re:Therefore Julian Assange +1, Seditious by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2

    Almost as weak as my spelling of "weak".

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  19. You keep using that word.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I don't think it means what you think it means.

  20. Re:Captain Obvious. by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

    I think it is good that he clarified. I mean, just look at the first line in the FA. If he hadn't, the media would have had a field day.

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  21. Aren't Hackers Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This must mean the Vatican now prefers bazaars over cathedrals.

    1. Re:Aren't Hackers Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a not well know fact that the building of many cathedrals were willingly funded by the bazar (the local merchants and population).

  22. Download? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    Anyone else getting a download dialog when clicking on the link?

    And I swear it was an accident... I wasn't trying to read the article, honest!

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  23. Welcome! by Jahf · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our long-haired, beared, techno-guru saviors.

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  24. Other important ESR quotes by BitHive · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's Victory in Iraq day today. The good guys -- Western civilization, the Coalition of the Willing, the United States, and the people of Iraq -- won this war. The bad guys -- Saddam Hussein's regime, al-Qaeda's jihadis, all their allies and enablers -- lost it. The entire world will be a better place because of this victory. And that is a proper thing to celebrate.

    In the U.S., blacks are 12% of the population but commit 50% of violent crimes; can anyone honestly think this is unconnected to the fact that they average 15 points of IQ lower than the general population? That stupid people are more violent is a fact independent of skin color.

    I think all teachers, day-care staff, and other adults in loco parentis for groups of children should be required to carry firearms on the job. Maintaining continued proficiency at rapid-reaction tactical shooting should be a condition of their continued employment. Their job is to protect children; if they are not physically, mentally, and morally competent to do that job, they donâ(TM)t belong in it.

    Iâ(TM)m what PUAs call a âoenaturalâ, a man who figured out much of game on his own and consequently cuts a wide sexual swathe when he cares to. Not quite the same game theyâ(TM)re playing, however. For one thing, Iâ(TM)ve never tried to pick up a woman in a bar in my entire life. College parties when I was a student, yes; SF conventions, neopagan festivals, SCA events, yes; bars, no.

    Also, and partly as consequence of where I hang out, it has been quite unusual for me to hit on women with IQs below about 120 â" and it may well be the case that Iâ(TM)ve never tried to interest a woman with below-average intelligence. (Er, which is not to say they donâ(TM)t notice me; even in middle age I get lots of IOIs from waitresses and other female service personnel. Any PUA would tell you this is a predictable and unremarkable consequence of being an alpha male.)

    1. Re:Other important ESR quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha, hilarious!

      Man, I really miss that webcomic Everybody Loves Eric Raymond. Someone should resurrect it.

    2. Re:Other important ESR quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can a bunch of factual quotes be considered trolling?

    3. Re:Other important ESR quotes by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      How can a bunch of factual quotes be considered trolling?

      For one, it has nothing to do with the story.

    4. Re:Other important ESR quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr... What's wrong?

  25. Vatican does the right thing... by FithisUX · · Score: 0

    and as an orthodox I demand the ecumenical patriarch to do the same.

  26. Christian hackers are TOTAL crackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't get any whiter than this, folks.

  27. The Vatican speaks and misses! by Nyder · · Score: 1

    I had a nice clever put down for the vat and the pope, but fuck it. Why take the time to type it, when they won't see it, nor understand it if they did.

    The Vatican is like the mentally ill homeless dude who talks to himself and shouts crap all day.

    Some entertainment value, but nothing here, keep moving.

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    1. Re:The Vatican speaks and misses! by Tom · · Score: 1

      Except that the homeless dude doesn't have millions of idiots who not only believe in, but are willing to interfere with your life because of the crap he shouts.

      And he probably doesn't have a few billions dedicated to inserting his crap into the laws and rules of society.

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    2. Re:The Vatican speaks and misses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a nice clever put down for the vat and the pope, but fuck it. Why take the time to type it, when they won't see it, nor understand it if they did.

      The Vatican is like the mentally ill homeless dude who talks to himself and shouts crap all day.

      Some entertainment value, but nothing here, keep moving.

      Wow. I have never seen so much pile of crap in my entire life.

  28. Re:Therefore Julian Assange +1, Seditious by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    He meant that the logic took 7 days to parse.

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  29. Look out Script Kiddies! by Njoyda+Sauce · · Score: 1

    You've got the Vatican's attention.

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  30. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eric S. Raymond and his mongoloid face and his retarded politics needs to shut up.

  31. Not the first time this point is made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "tracing parallels between hacker philosophy and the teachings of Christianity."

    See at Linux.com "Free Software's surprising sympathy with Catholic doctrine" (2005) http://www.linux.com/archive/feed/49533

    Eleutheros Manifesto (2006) http://www.eleutheros.org/en/documents/manifesto/

  32. Re:Fuck the Vatican by Locke2005 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm sorry Dave, you can't do that...

    However, you can become an altar boy and get fucked _by_ high ranking residents of the Vatican.

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  33. Re:Captain Obvious. by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So you've been trying to clarify the difference but you insult people who clarify the difference.

  34. that made my day by Tom · · Score: 0

    He has got no idea what he's saying there.

    Hackers should make the church very, very afraid. We're the guys who don't accept the mantra from up high. We build our own stuff and we question things, including doctrine and even reality. We dream of a better world, but not necessarily your version of it. Most importantly, we know how to use our brains and aren't afraid of doing so.

    Make a survey, and I'm sure you'll find atheism rampant among hackers, definitely at least twice the percentage as in the general public.

    And our main thought regarding your gods and his son and his miracles isn't "wow, I believe!", but "I wonder how he did that and if I can copy it..."

    You're definitely sucking up to the wrong people here, childfucker.

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    1. Re:that made my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make a survey, and I'm sure you'll find atheism rampant among hackers, definitely at least twice the percentage as in the general public.

      So, like, you'll get 4% Atheists instead of 2% :P?

    2. Re:that made my day by EQ · · Score: 1

      > childfucker.

      You should really get over your anger issues before you post pejorative bullshit - it discredits the rest of your post.

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    3. Re:that made my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for "I wonder how he did that and if I can copy it..."

    4. Re:that made my day by RDW · · Score: 1

      'We're the guys who don't accept the mantra from up high.'

      Yeah we do:

      http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/taocp.html
      http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/316.html

    5. Re:that made my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you'd find more child molesters among hackers than among priests. Just sayin'.
      Also, it takes a great deal of faith to be atheist. After all, there is no evidence that god doesn't exist. Agnostics FTW.

    6. Re:that made my day by Tom · · Score: 2

      I bet you'd find more child molesters among hackers than among priests. Just sayin'.

      I doubt that, but even if it were true, you forget that priests have laid claim to the moral high ground and hackers have not. In fact, "hacker" and "pedophile" doesn't necessarily collide. One is disgusting, and it diminishes your worth as a human being, but not necessarily your capabilities or claims as a hacker. For a priest, preaching about the love of god, and teaching people how to behave and claiming that you know what is right and wrong and then raping a child does very much collide.

      Or, in semantic terms, one set of attributes is within the same realm, the other is not.

      Also, it takes a great deal of faith to be atheist. After all, there is no evidence that god doesn't exist. Agnostics FTW.

      There is no faith in being an atheist. I do not "believe" in the non-existence of god in any sense that compares to religious faith. A-theism defines itself through the absence of a belief, not through having exchanged one god for another, or a concept.
      Depending on how strictly you define agnosticism, I may be an agnostic, because my view is "there is no god, that is something I am as certain about as I can reasonably be" which means there is, as with all things, a tiny, tiny, inconsequential off-chance that I'm wrong. Of roughly the same probability that gravity doesn't really exist or I'm a brain in a jar somewhere and all the world is fed into my nerves by a simulation program.

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    7. Re:that made my day by Tom · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. But not half as much as institutionalised international child abuse discredits an organisation that claims a monopoly on right and wrong for itself.

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    8. Re:that made my day by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      you forget that priests have laid claim to the moral high ground and hackers have not

      You've never witnessed a discussion among hackers about C formatting or which editor is better, have you?

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  35. Putting the cart before the horse by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

    From TFA: "Under fire are control, competition, property. It's a vision that is ... of a clear theological origin"

    I guess it never occurred to Spadaro that putting control, competition, and property "under fire" might have had something to do with the origins of theology, rather than the other way around.

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  36. Re:Captain Obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...Hackers should not be confused with crackers, Spadaro wrote...

    Is someone tries to clarify the issue to some people that may not know the difference he is Caption Obvious?

    Thank you there Captain Obvious. Gee, it's not like we've only been trying to clarify the difference between the two for the last decade or three...

    Thank YOU Caption Obvious for you work in the last two or three decades!

  37. New Hacker anthem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Onward Christian Hackers?

  38. Geez, The Theology of St Raymond? by david.emery · · Score: 1

    So what is the difference between a religion and a cult, anyway?

    1. Re:Geez, The Theology of St Raymond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what is the difference between a religion and a cult, anyway?

      It's normally accepted that the only difference is size.

    2. Re:Geez, The Theology of St Raymond? by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Time and size. Just look at the Mormons. Someday in the future, Scientology could be an "accepted" cult/religion.

    3. Re:Geez, The Theology of St Raymond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say whatever you like about them, but at least Christians let you sit in their churches and study their complete literature for free.

    4. Re:Geez, The Theology of St Raymond? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Plus we have better movies. Compare "The Ten Commandments" to "Battlefield Earth".

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    5. Re:Geez, The Theology of St Raymond? by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Yeah except those things the Vatican keeps locked away. But most of that stuff was literature made by people they conquered, so I guess it doesn't count.

  39. Re:Captain Obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you feel the need to be a jerk about this?

    The greater internet fuckwad theory.

  40. Just a thought. by ipquickly · · Score: 0, Troll

    Judging from (almost) all the comments thus-far.

    I'm glad that we (techies) aren't running the world.

    We, collectively are SO FULL OF SHIT.

    It's sad that when someone mentions anything to do with the Catholic church, the first thoughts are not related to how much it has helped people.

    The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there.
    The idea that faith and reason both are needed is one of it's fundamental tenets.

    1. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Not only does the catholic church understand the difference between crackers and hackers, they've also discovered astroturfing.

      Talderas above was right. We really ARE doomed!

    2. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's sad that when someone mentions anything to do with
      > the Catholic church, the first thoughts are not related to
      > how much it has helped people.

      While true, the real damage it does isn't visible to most people. Their intent is generally positive, but their effects are not.

      Their pedophilia issues might be bad, but it's not something unique... most large organizations are going to have a few of those, they just got caught.

      The main "evil" of the Catholic Church is off the radar: Inhibiting awareness and access to birth control in the developing world is a significant contributor to poverty. Effectively, if women get education/jobs, instead of being persistently pregnant, their smaller number of kids have time to get educated, and the cycle accelerates.

      If they'd drop that policy (and the explicit discrimination against women in management roles), I'd be ok with them...

    3. Re:Just a thought. by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      the first thoughts are not related to how much it has helped people.

      If only they limited themselves to helping people. The reason slashdotters hate them is mainly because the hinder scientific progress and the top members (especially the ones at the vatican) are not so honorable.

    4. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Father Georges Lemaître would be an example of the scientific argument.

    5. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A scientific religion is one that makes testable claims, then tests them, then adjusts its positions based on the claims.

      Hypothesis: Papal Infallibility
      Observations: Current pope is known to have personally covered up, in effect abetting, child molesters in his past. Current pope has knowingly caused the severe degradation of the basic quality of human life if even one person has believed his provably false assertions that condoms cause AIDS in Africa.
      Conclusion: Current pope is not infallible. As papal infallibility is a universal (not existential) assertion, this counter-example disproves papal infallibility.
      Response: Church continues to endorse papal infallibility.

      Now what were you saying about science?

    6. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, the Roman Catholic Church educates more children than any organization in the world, is responsible for the development of the scientific method, and is the largest charitable organization in the world. Unfortunately, you don't get to hear that on the evening news...

    7. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there."

      BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! /me wipes eyes.
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/4959509/Washing-machine-did-more-to-liberate-women-than-the-Pill.html

      RE: first thoughts... I wonder if they are helping people to cover for the ills they contrive... you know, to make folks like you to buy into their way of thought just so they have less to 'splain. If they were to handle those affairs actively instead of hiding them, I probably could share your belief... but that isn't the case.

      But I do agree that collectively we are full of shit. :D

    8. Re:Just a thought. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The problem with education and intelligence is that it tends to lead one to think that they know all of the answers. A healthy dose of humility and perspective would solve a large number of these problems.

    9. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not because it led the way, upon founding itself, towards faith and reason; but because it was dragged kicking and screaming by the other interests of its own population into such theology. If catholicism could perpetuate itself without needing to convert free thinking individuals it would happily divorce faith and reason, cultivating the former and stamping out the latter.

    10. Re:Just a thought. by Hatta · · Score: 2

      It's sad that when someone mentions anything to do with the Catholic church, the first thoughts are not related to how much it has helped people.

      I agree that it is sad, but it is also accurate. It's also not the fault of techies, but the fault of the Catholic church for engaging in bad behavior. How many people have AIDS today because the Catholic church lied to them about contraception? How many children are going hungry because their parents can't feed 8 kids? How many people live with unnecessary guilt due to psychological abuse heaped on them by nuns?

      Are you really going to blame the "techies" for all this?

      The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there.
      The idea that faith and reason both are needed is one of it's fundamental tenets.

      The most scientific religion is like the most delicious turd. It's still shit. Giving lip service to science doesn't absolve them for dealing in falsehoods and profiting off of peoples insecurities.

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    11. Re:Just a thought. by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Hate to be a nitpick, but papal infallibility has some fairly strict conditions for which it has to meet. The pope could rape kiddies on air and still not have violated the rules of papal infallibility.

      To put it simply, the pope has to 1) be the pope, 2) be speaking in the office of the pope, 3) define something, 4) that something has to be concerning either faith or morals, and 5) declare that the whole church has to hold this to be true.

      So if any of those 5 aren't true, then the papal infallibility isn't applicable. Thus, the "degradation of human life" that you claim the pope has caused, even if true (I'm not saying one way or the other, I'm just nit-picking), does not disprove the concept of infallibility.

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    12. Re:Just a thought. by TheLuggage2008 · · Score: 1

      We, collectively are SO FULL OF SHIT.

      The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there

      They may be "one of the most scientific religions out there" but they're way... way far away from being scientifically credible in their beliefs:

      • Transubstantiation
      • The flood drama
      • The immaculate conception
      • Only publicly acknowledging the validity of heliocentric theory in 1992; the earliest known examples of this theory date back to the 3rd century B.C.E.
      • The whole "invisible omnipotent ever-lasting man who listens to all our prayers and made everything" belief system, and so on...

      Science tries to find theories to fit the facts; religions try to find facts to fit their theories. Being the most scientific religion is kind of like being the most "pro-nerd" bully in school. You may not hold the record for kids stuffed in lockers in a single semester, but no mathlete should ever let down his guard enough to turn his back on you...

    13. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there."

      I'm sure that was a great comfort to Galileo Galilei whilst he "SPENT THE REST OF HIS LIFE UNDER HOUSE ARREST" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo)

    14. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this tagged Insightful?
      Really?
      It helped people?
      How so?
      Are we talking about the real catholic church?
      The catholic church claiming that hell is a real place?
      Their false blanket of comfort that you will meet your loved ones in heaven (if your loved ones happen to be christian)?
      The church that has killed hundreds of thousands people in Africa by telling them condoms are evil?

      If there is a non-empty set of loving supernatural entities, they will be very ashamed of what the church has done in the past.

      Now go back in the corner and read some Dawkins.

    15. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is somewhat amusing and sad to see a bevy of posts touting rationalism and independent thought that in the same paragraph engage in blinder-ed group-think and personal bias.

      Call it the Richard Dawkins, or, in a more crude manner, "arrogant a$$hole" effect.

    16. Re:Just a thought. by l0b0 · · Score: 1

      First, to the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever killed anybody else in the so-called "religious wars" we techies tend to get into. And your thinly veiled attempt to divert attention to "worse" religions completely ignores the fact that science seems to have thrived much better under other religions than christianity (look up the history of mathematics some time). And if your argument is about scientific progress today, consider that the western world is more secular than ever.

    17. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple example

      From the Pontifical Academy of Sciences.

    18. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad that when someone mentions anything to do with the Catholic church, the first thoughts are not related to how much it has helped people.

      Techies rarely look back.
      That's why we say ipv4 sucks and ipv6 is The New Thing.
      If something served its purpose then good, but let's move on. Part of this probably comes from the known difficulty of moving from idea A to B. techies know by experience that the quickest way it's pushing for a quick change, because there will alway be someone else pulling back. it's like a balancing game.

      Also, hackers in general do not forgive hypocrisies, and forget everything when faced with one.
      Also, church might have done lots of good things, but also lots of bad ones.
      So we usually tend to discard both and look directly at the rationale, at the source of the dispute.

      The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there.
      The idea that faith and reason both are needed is one of it's fundamental tenets.

      Might be, but it's still a big brake in lots of fields, and usually speaking to a true beliver is like speaking to a wall.
      Faith and reason togheter? propaganda imho, at least when you look at the big picture. The single person might be open minded, but the organization itself is shielded shut. I mean, they abolished the list of banned books only 50 years ago! call that reason?

      Don't get me wrong, religion helps lots of people both psychologically and physically/monetary/whatever.
      However, to lots of people it's useless to accept A when B is much more rational and efficient option.

    19. Re:Just a thought. by laejoh · · Score: 1

      I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition!

    20. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad that when someone mentions anything to do with the Catholic church, the first thoughts are not related to how much it has helped people.

      Helped people? You mean like in 2009 when the Pope went to Africa (y'know the country most devastated by HIV and AIDS) and denounced condoms as the most effective protection against HIV?

      Or do you mean helped like the way the Catholic Church maintained a stance of indifference during the holocaust on grounds of "neutrality"?

      Yeah, real humanitarians. Yet we techies are collectively "so full of shit?"

    21. Re:Just a thought. by maxxware · · Score: 1

      "The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there." There's only 1 problem: science and religion mix like oil and water... they don't. You either believe something or prove something. You cannot 'prove' the existence of any godlike entity and you cannot 'believe' in gravity. A god exists in your mind, gravity is a fact. And the fact that the catholic church needs science is a fact, but that same church has more tha once stood against scientific progress. Rememeber Copernicus and Galilei. Their 'heretical' ideas that the earth was not the center of the universe by the catholic chuch had nothing to do with science, but was all about keeping it's power over their followers.

    22. Re:Just a thought. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Their pedophilia issues might be bad, but it's not something unique... most large organizations are going to have a few of those, they just got caught.

      Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. The pedophiles didn't "just get caught." They "just got caught" by the church which then "just got caught" not reporting them to the police and then quietly moving them to distant locations where they resumed their sexual abuse on a new batch of unsuspecting children.

      But hey, tomato tomato, right?

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    23. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people have AIDS today because the Catholic church lied to them about contraception?

      Can I blame the school because you failed health class?
      On a serious note, any sane person would realize there are multiple causes for

      How many people live with unnecessary guilt due to psychological abuse heaped on them by nuns?

      Actions of one define the whole, check.

      How many techies live with guilt due to psychological abuse from jocks in high school? Let's tear down the athletics system! Snicker.

      How many children are going hungry because their parents can't feed 8 kids?

      You're saying people don't have a choice in this decision? You know, NFP and all?

      Are you really going to blame the "techies" for all this?

      It's a failure on a personal level when you can't recognize the difference between your own personal bias and the entire truth.
      It's also a failure when you can't correctly attribute causes.

      It's still shit. Giving lip service to science...

      And there it is...it's funny, in an ironic sense, that you also are giving lip service to science. But I doubt that you have the self-awareness to realize that.

    24. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Catholic church is one of the most scientific religions out there."
      This might be true but it doesn't say a lot.
      Catholic schools fill children's heads with creationist garbage every day during mass.
      Constant brain washing from such an early age proves impossible to break for most.
      Some of the most intelligent people I know believe in the teachings of the Catholic church, but it sure has nothing whatsoever to do with scientific reasoning.
      Their parents brought them into the fold by sending them to Catholic school, and they in turn bring their children in to the fold.
      To be fair the Catholic church does believe in evolution and survival of the fittest. They've adapted their teachings numerous times over their history in the desperate hope of staying relevant. They'll even adapt their teachings geographically, pushing a harder version in developing, poorly educated regions where they know they can get away with it, but holding back in more industrialized, more highly educated regions where they know they can't.
      Their teachings may not be scientific, but the way they conduct their business definitely is.

    25. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and he (or a successor) can change their mind later and still be infallible? Like some kind of Orwellian doublethink/newspeak?

      if so, what a cock.

    26. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When one has reason, faith becomes unnecessary.

    27. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad that we (techies) aren't running the world.

      We, collectively are SO FULL OF SHIT.

      Welcome to Slashdot, enjoy your stay.

    28. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the fact that the catholic church needs science is a fact, but that same church has more tha once stood against scientific progress. Rememeber Copernicus and Galilei. Their 'heretical' ideas that the earth was not the center of the universe by the catholic chuch had nothing to do with science, but was all about keeping it's power over their followers.

      "Once" stood against..."was" about keeping power...

      Let's talk about now, the present, not the past. Not 400, not 500, not 600 years ago. What are they doing now to stand against scientific progress?

      If anytime someone mentioned the scientific community and I repeatedly mentioned the german reich scientists engaging in the "research" they did, would I not sound insane? Would I not sound biased?

      The church progressed and moved on. Why the fuck can't you?
      The answer is plain and simple: bias.

    29. Re:Just a thought. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      How many people have AIDS today because the Catholic church lied to them about contraception?

      Can I blame the school because you failed health class?

      No, but you can blame the school because you failed health class. Condoms prevent AIDS, Fact. The Catholic Church is opposed to condoms. Ergo, the Catholic Church is in favor of AIDS.

      How many people live with unnecessary guilt due to psychological abuse heaped on them by nuns?

      Actions of one define the whole, check.

      One? Sure. One nun is responsible for the horror stories told by every former Catholic student I've ever met.

      How many children are going hungry because their parents can't feed 8 kids?

      You're saying people don't have a choice in this decision? You know, NFP and all?

      Not everybody is capable of that kind of restraint. I'm sure you have no problems avoiding sex, but not everyone can do that. Condoms work when other methods fail. It is irresponsible not to make them available to everyone. In so far as the Catholic Church fights condom use, they are evil.


      It's a failure on a personal level when you can't recognize the difference between your own personal bias and the entire truth.
      It's also a failure when you can't correctly attribute causes.

      The only failure here is that I'm wasting my time on a moronic troll. It wasn't even a particularly good one.

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    30. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main "evil" of the Catholic Church is off the radar: Inhibiting awareness and access to birth control in the developing world is a significant contributor to poverty. Effectively, if women get education/jobs, instead of being persistently pregnant, their smaller number of kids have time to get educated, and the cycle accelerates.

      If they'd drop that policy (and the explicit discrimination against women in management roles), I'd be ok with them...

      It's laughable you believe that the stance on birth control is the only, hell even "significant" contributor to poverty. Especially when other effective methods such as natural family planning are taught, and especially in light of the cultural climate in Africa (women's roles, size of family, etc).

      Your also are either unaware or willfully ignorant to the tens of thousands of schools set up by Catholics to teach, may of them solely dedicated to women.

    31. Re:Just a thought. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      How many people have AIDS today because the Catholic church lied to them about contraception?

      Can I blame the school because you failed health class?

      No, but you can blame the school because you failed health class. Condoms prevent AIDS, Fact. The Catholic Church is opposed to condoms. Ergo, the Catholic Church is in favor of AIDS.

      If this was any other topic, there would already have several people pointing out the horrible logical fallacy you just made. But as illustration:

      Ice cream sales rise in the summer.
      Crime increases in the the summer.
      Ergo, ice cream leads to crime.

      I believe in an unmoderated Internet.
      People will use the Internet to display pictures of bestiality, child porn, etc.
      Ergo, I must support bestiality, child porn, etc.

      Just because the first two statements are true and related does not make the third true.

      How many people live with unnecessary guilt due to psychological abuse heaped on them by nuns?

      Actions of one define the whole, check.

      One? Sure. One nun is responsible for the horror stories told by every former Catholic student I've ever met.

      I attended a Catholic high school, and the nuns were by far my favorite people there. Even though they knew I was an atheist/agnostic. Their attitude was that if they showed true kindness, humility, and piety, that others may be convinced and try to follow their example. I wish more would act like they do; the evangelicals in particular seem to have forgotten in particular the humility part completely. Most of the teachers were pretty nice (except for one weird guy who said any non-Catholic denomination was Satanic. He didn't last all that long). It was the students I couldn't stand, but really that was more the problem that high school kids are generally dicks.

    32. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      hinder scientific progress

      Wow. Considering the church created the first universities in Europe and fostered education, philosophy and cultural development throughout its history and the fact that many of the most famous scientists in history were Catholic and often priests or religious, I find the perpetuation of that particular meme to be pretty amusing, if sad.

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    33. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should understand what papal infallibility actually means before you start running off at the mouth. Papal infallibility "ex cathedra" has been invoked exactly twice in Church history. Once for the declaration of the dogma of the Immaculate Conception in the 1850s and second the declaration of the dogma of the Assumption in 1950.

      Your other assertions about the Pope are equally specious. Condoms in fact are pretty poor at preventing the transmission of AIDS since they are also pretty poor at preventing pregnancy. There is no evidence that the current Benedict was ever involved in "covering up or abetting" child molestation, but in fact has worked hard to hold those priests and bishops who did accountable. It may be possible to criticize him for not doing enough, but he has certainly never done what you claimed.

      The Pope in his general actions in day to day life is as fallible as you or I. It is only when he speaks in communion with the Bishops of the Church on the matters of faith and morals, or makes an "ex cathedra" proclamation (which as I pointed out has only happened twice in 2000 years) is he considered to be infallible.

      Hypothesis: Anonymous Coward is ignorant and wrong.
      Observation: AC spews a bunch of ignorant ranting using completely incorrect understanding of simple concepts and tries to couch it in logical terms to make himself look smart.
      Conclusion: AC is indeed ignorant. And looks really foolish.
      Response: Suggest AC lighten on the pedantry.

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    34. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, it's never happened.

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    35. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Try reading the Church fathers, particularly Augustine and Aquinas and see if you still feel that way.

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    36. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I can't mod you up Rakarra, so I will just say, "Well said!"

      It's so funny to me that when it comes to the topic of _criticizing_ religion there is so much absurdity, bigotry and abandonment of logic. Really, some of these folks make the most wild-eyed, foaming-at-the-mouth fundamentalist look reserved.

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    37. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You know it's so funny how much mileage you critics get out of one event. If this were a constant thing over centuries you might have a point, but if you look beyond Galileo, you don't have much to go on, do you? Didn't think so.

      The situation with Galileo was as much political as anything, and in fact, Galileo was forbidden to claim he had proven heliocentrism... and in fact he hadn't, but that it was merely a hypothesis. So yes, in this one case the leadership of the Church was wrong, and that one event defines 2000 years of history, right?

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    38. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      fact that science seems to have thrived much better under other religions than christianity

      Yes, let's talk about that. Science flourished very well in the Middle East for a couple centuries and then pretty much stopped by the 13th century or so. Meanwhile, the place where most scientific and cultural progress was made for most of the last 2000 years was Christian Europe. The first universities? Christian Europe. The first hospitals? Christian Europe. The preservation and propagation of Hellenistic philosophy? Christian Europe. The Scientific Method? Christian Europe. The Industrial Revolution? Christian Europe and Christian America (having its roots going back all the way to 16th and 17th century monasteries).

      Yes, other parts of the world were more advanced at some times, mostly more than 1000 years ago, and nowadays there are many parts of the world that are not predominantly Christian that have caught up in terms up degree of continuing progress, but the most consistent and rapid progress have almost always been made in places that were predominantly Christian.

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    39. Re:Just a thought. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Or do you mean helped like the way the Catholic Church maintained a stance of indifference during the holocaust on grounds of "neutrality"?

      You mean how he had to walk a fine line between doing everything possible to condemn atrocities without provoking people who could very easily send a batallion to take out the Vatican? Or how he _personally_ saved the lives of thousands of Jews in Italy and helped support the rescuing of hundreds of thousands more? Or how the Chief Rabbi of Rome converted to Christianity after seeing the Pope's example and took the Pope's first name "Eugenio" as his baptismal name?

      These links give a pretty good summary:

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/vat_hol12.htm
      http://www.zenit.org/article-29766?l=english
      http://www.lewrockwell.com/woods/woods48.html

      Read a little history and don't just swallow the leftie and commie propaganda.

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  41. Buddhists perhaps... by rippeltippel · · Score: 1

    I'd say hackers are more like buddhists, in that they seek knowledge by "dissecting" reality and observing it as it is, without right/wrong prejudices. ...and with a little of dudeism contamination, which is just cool.

    1. Re:Buddhists perhaps... by dev.null.matt · · Score: 1

      Mod parent insightful please, he's absolutely correct. Buddhist practice involves basically hacking your brain. Meditation when done properly is a process of observing the inputs into a complex organic computer and then watching how the computer processes them in order to figure out how it works. I suppose it should be pointed out that that same process is what a lot of early Christians were into as well. It's definitely what the "dark night of the soul" refers to, for example.

  42. Weren't they just denouncing the internet? by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Tool of Satan or something? Yup. Here it is: http://slashdot.org/story/11/04/03/0252229/Vatican-Warns-That-Internet-Promotes-Satanism
    Gee, I wish they'd make up their mind. Maybe they're too busy trying to stay relevant. Or take your attention away from the whole child molestation thing.

    Which was an isolated incident!
    Well, a couple of them, actually.
    Maybe more than a couple, but *we* certainly didn't know anything about it.
    Well, maybe we'd heard a few rumors.
    But we didn't move priests around to keep things quiet.

    Oh, yeah, we did. We're pretty much screwed, aren't we?

    1. Re:Weren't they just denouncing the internet? by greetings+programs · · Score: 1

      you didn't read that FA did you? What was said in that article was in the context of a conference about satanism, and what they said that is that satanism was being promoted via the internet and that this promotion is causing an increase of satanists. What is wrong about that assertion? Since then, morons of all colors have miscontrued what was said to make it look as if the church is spooked by the internet. Nothing is farther for the truth, the Catholic Church has long ago embraced the internet for its own purposes, and in this case notes that their enemies (sataninst are direct enemies of the church) are doing the same. .

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    2. Re:Weren't they just denouncing the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They weren't. You seem to have read the headline and took it for absolute truth. 'They' said that information on satanism was more readily available because of the internet. 'They' did not say the internet 'promoted' satanism. That was Slashdot (and other news sources, to be fair) putting words in someone else's mouth.

  43. So, I'm on a mission from God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew it.

  44. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I am an hacker and I don't give a shit about the Pope's opinion ?

    A.

  45. You'll notice it was a Jesuit by Chirs · · Score: 1

    The Jesuits in particular have a long history of intellectual research, so it's not surprising that one or more of them may *get* the distinction between hacking and cracking.

    1. Re:You'll notice it was a Jesuit by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

      They're all Greek to me, even if they run with a Romish crowd ;-)

  46. We have nothing to fear by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    True religion has absolutely nothing to fear from people who question things. Go ahead and wonder how Jesus did what he did, and try to imagine how you could copy it. Jesus' signs and works were given precisely so you would believe that he was really, truly God's son, because no one else could have done what he did.

    The signs are pretty impressive: fed thousands from a handful loaves and fishes (twice); walked on water; calmed storms with a word; healed diseases at a touch, including the hearing and seeing of people born deaf and blind; and raised people from the dead (including himself), to name just a few.

    You figure out how to do any of those, you let me know how that works out. At some point, you've got to decide whether these claimed signs are just hooey, or Jesus really was who he said he was.

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    1. Re:We have nothing to fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about I wonder IF Jesus did what he is reported to have done, first of all?

      Wondering HOW comes later. If he didn't do any of those things, there is no HOW.

    2. Re:We have nothing to fear by Tom · · Score: 2

      True religion has absolutely nothing to fear from people who question things. Go ahead and wonder how Jesus did what he did, and try to imagine how you could copy it. Jesus' signs and works were given precisely so you would believe that he was really, truly God's son, because no one else could have done what he did.

      Unfortunately to that POV, the reports in the bible have been extensively researched by many factions. And any of them who are not religiously motivated come to roughly the same conclusion: It's a badly cobbled together mixture of folk lores.
      Even the historic facts don't check out. Now tell me why I should "believe" in some miracle described in some book that can't even get birth and death dates of important historical people right?

      You figure out how to do any of those, you let me know how that works out.

      That was easy, I thought you'd come up with something challenging.

      First, dump the presupposition that these things were magically accomplished, or miracles, because you can't claim them as evidence if your chain of reasoning starts out with what you want to prove, right?

      So what I need to do is recreate that which reportedly happened, i.e. do something that will be reported in the same way. Or rather, would be if it were 2000 years ago and not today. I'm sure a single mobile phone with video recording back then and we wouldn't have a christian religion.

      When you put it this way, any halfway competent stage magician can easily duplicate these feats and more.

      "Wait!" I hear you say. "he didn't do any tricks, it was all real!" - but now you're back at step one, you are already assuming that which you want to prove.

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  47. Re:Therefore Julian Assange +1, Seditious by digitig · · Score: 1

    Look up "affirming the consequent".

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  48. Re:Captain Obvious. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Dude i think you need to find your nearest monastery and spend some time with the brothers drinking beer.

    You do know that monks during their "free time" brewed some very nice beers (and wines btw).

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  49. "finally done something okay" by sznupi · · Score: 2
    Vatican is ridiculous in many ways (standing by BS mythologies not even being the worst), but they (well, their direct subordinates mostly) ultimately cherished and immensely contributed to progress - even if with some notable hiccups now and then... The myth about Dark Ages which "stole" from us a millennium of progress is just that, a myth (created by next epoch); at the least they also brought new types of societies (towards ours) and relative stabilization.

    Copernicus was also a Catholic priest. Georges Lemaître likewise (sure, Big Bang is convenient if one also dedicated his life to Abrahamic mythology, but...). Or Mendel, a Catholic monk... speaking of biological sciences, evolution and Vatican (emphasis mine):

    How do the conclusions reached by the various scientific disciplines coincide with those contained in the message of revelation? And if, at first sight, there are apparent contradictions, in what direction do we look for their solution? We know, in fact, that truth cannot contradict truth
    ...
    the need of a rigorous hermeneutic for the correct interpretation of the inspired word. It is necessary to determine the proper sense of Scripture, while avoiding any unwarranted interpretations that make it say what it does not intend to say. In order to delineate the field of their own study, the exegete and the theologian must keep informed about the results achieved by the natural sciences
    ...
    new knowledge has led to the recognition of the theory of evolution as more than a hypothesis. It is indeed remarkable that this theory has been progressively accepted by researchers, following a series of discoveries in various fields of knowledge. The convergence, neither sought nor fabricated, of the results of work that was conducted independently is in itself a significant argument in favor of this theory.

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  50. The "technology writer" (hah!) responds by ESR · · Score: 2

    Since he quoted me, I have replied to the report on Spadaro's article at Imprimatur me!

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    1. Re:The "technology writer" (hah!) responds by gillbates · · Score: 1

      Perhaps quoting Larry Wall would have been a better choice. But since you claim there are no parallels between Christianity and the hacker ethos, one is forced to conclude you do it not for altruistic motives, but for less worthy ones; perhaps you're seeking validation or recognition, or to inflate your ego?

      Give to the one who asks of you

      no one claimed that any of his possessions was his own, but they had everything in common.

      So I suppose what Christians do for the good of everyone, hackers do for spite?

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  51. And another one. by theCzechGuy · · Score: 1

    I don't know, Catholic Church has couple of centuries of history of claiming to have all the answers.

  52. Hacker not a Cracker, by Eric S. Raymond by mamas · · Score: 0

    The current vulgar definition of "hacker" is not what the original term meant back in the days. And it's also not Eric S. Raymond's definition either.

    Most people miss the point that they're not comparing the church with the "hackers" that do DoS attachs on some major servers to prove a point, or those that crack into major databases to expose private intel.

    See Eric's definition here: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html

    "What Is a Hacker?

    The Jargon File contains a bunch of definitions of the term "hacker", most having to do with technical adeptness and a delight in solving problems and overcoming limits. If you want to know how to become a hacker, though, only two are really relevant.

    There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term "hacker". Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker.

    The hacker mind-set is not confined to this software-hacker culture. There are people who apply the hacker attitude to other things, like electronics or music actually, you can find it at the highest levels of any science or art. Software hackers recognize these kindred spirits elsewhere and may call them "hackers" too and some claim that the hacker nature is really independent of the particular medium the hacker works in. But in the rest of this document we will focus on the skills and attitudes of software hackers, and the traditions of the shared culture that originated the term "hacker".

    There is another group of people who loudly call themselves hackers, but aren't. These are people (mainly adolescent males) who get a kick out of breaking into computers and phreaking the phone system. Real hackers call these people "crackers" and want nothing to do with them. Real hackers mostly think crackers are lazy, irresponsible, and not very bright, and object that being able to break security doesn't make you a hacker any more than being able to hotwire cars makes you an automotive engineer. Unfortunately, many journalists and writers have been fooled into using the word "hacker" to describe crackers; this irritates real hackers no end.

    The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.

    If you want to be a hacker, keep reading. If you want to be a cracker, go read the alt.2600 newsgroup and get ready to do five to ten in the slammer after finding out you aren't as smart as you think you are. And that's all I'm going to say about crackers.
    "

  53. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did hackers start molesting little boys?

  54. I knew it ! by raulfragoso · · Score: 1

    I knew it, Richard Stallman is Jesus Christ !

  55. who cares? by t2t10 · · Score: 1

    These people believe in a book demonstrably full of forgeries, a religion that is full of contradictions and errors, and have chosen to work in an organization that has lied, defrauded, and murdered people for two millennia.

    Their opinions and analyses of Catholic officials have neither moral nor intellectual value.

  56. Anti-internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really?
    http://www.opensourcecatholic.com/
    http://geeksandgod.com/

    OH MY!
    I forgot! The Catholics HATE the internet!
    O_O

  57. Hackers and Crackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought crackers were pasty white people without tans, where a small percent of them were hackers?

  58. All things... by lineswine · · Score: 1

    ...to all men? The Roman Catholic Church (tm) has only in recent times got round to the notion that the Earth goes round the sun. This is only several hundered years AFTER is was proved by various Astonomers, Physicists etc. Science 1, Religion 0. As for the whole "child rape" stuff, more is coming out pretty much every week. Religion, (esp. Roman Catholicism) better watch its' back if it is to be taken even slightly seriously in the Western world.

  59. Noooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the US the political right (read GOP) has been propped up for years by the religious right in the US. A few months ago, they determined after close study..... that Jesus, besides being Jewish, seemed to be center-left politically, with all his charity, healing, loaves and fishes and whatnot. Here, not only do they declare haXors (and that likely includes those long-hair FSF and EFF people), to be their kind of people, they make a distinction between hackers and crackers (or crashers). Where a hack is someone who writes something on behalf of someone else, dashed off quickly, like a ghostwriter, and cracker is used in terms of breaking into something, not unlike a safe cracker. They actually got the terms correct. Praise and literacy! Wonderful!

  60. Science says it does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    presupposition that something like a theological truth exists in the first place.

    Science says the truth exists, whatever that truth is. You may not be able to scientifically discern the truth because of one limitation or another but to say it doesn't is unscientific and not rational.

    The idea that "postulations on those truths is useless" shows no understanding of similar discussions in the areas of the philosophy of science, metaphysics, and theoretical branches of certain areas.

       

    1. Re:Science says it does. by Tom · · Score: 1

      Science says the truth exists, whatever that truth is.

      Actually, truth is a philosophical term. Modern science, AFAIK, does not aspire to truth in the philosophical sense. Its premise is to find theories that describe and allow to predict the real world.

      The idea that "postulations on those truths is useless" shows no understanding of similar discussions in the areas of the philosophy of science, metaphysics, and theoretical branches of certain areas.

      My argument isn't that postulations on those truths are useless. It is that the word "truth" is meaningless in the context of theology.

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  61. Witicisms dumb down reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me know when you're 100% reason.

  62. Quite Accurate... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1
    Open Source is quite compatible with Christianity; specifically, it has a strong semblance with the early church (pre-Catholic Church). From Acts 2:42-47:

    42 They devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching and to fellowship, to the breaking of bread and to prayer. 43 Everyone was filled with awe at the many wonders and signs performed by the apostles. 44 All the believers were together and had everything in common. 45 They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need. 46 Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts, 47 praising God and enjoying the favor of all the people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being saved.

    (Emphasis added)

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  63. All hackers go to heaven? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess who goes to hell?

  64. What next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I particularly liked the last paragraph.

    The debate reflects a growing attention within the Catholic Church to the evolution of modern communications technologies, which Pope Benedict XVI has encouraged his followers to harness for the dissemination of the Catholic faith.

    What next? Catholics massaging the internet?

  65. The Gospel according to CyberMonkey by OakWind · · Score: 1

    And the holy profit and teacher blogged: Here my brethren, witness as I have acquired Root, and Root I give unto you. He thus uploaded the Root kit unto Torrent for all the chosen people. There was much rejoicing and feasting. They ate of, Vienna sausages, jalapino poppers, pizza pockets, Cheetos, Pepsi Max, and Mc Donalds apple pies.

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  66. Re:Captain Obvious. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Thank you Captain Jerk. Slashdot can't even keep the difference straight using the terms interchangeably. Now you are criticizing a non-technical individual for actually pointing out the difference in the terms?

    Why do you feel the need to be a jerk about this?

    In case the "Captain Obvious" wasn't obvious enough for you, I was being facetious with my comments here. There's no point in ANYONE clarifying the terms anymore, because we've been fighting that losing battle for literally decades now. "Hackers" will always be viewed in a negative light no matter what (fuck you very much mass media). Until the Government or the UN appoints someone as the Commander in Chief of Hackers with a very public and clear job description and let them create a positive impact for another decade or three, the clusterfuck between these terms will likely continue.

  67. ascetic by flekz · · Score: 1

    Linux smells like ascetic spirit, really.

  68. There's still some excluded middle. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    I specifically said "Such a being could actively thwart scientific investigation and only reward blind obedience" and that's what I meant. You could still interact with the world so long as it was via prescribed "holy" methods. You could still have autonomy to choose from a well defined set of holy actions every day or suffer the consequences. Should I play my harp today or walk on the clouds? You would probably be required to wear pants every day, or they might just come permanently attached to your body. Only actions that were specifically disallowed would be thwarted. This does not make questions or information gathering impossible, it merely makes them superfluous because presumably all allowable actions would have already been instructed to you as you grew up. A simple form of science would still be possible though; attempt an action and if the result is incomprehensible then it's "unholy" or otherwise disallowed. Otherwise it's holy. In that sense, the set of holy actions is recursively enumerable. To fully destroy science would require either the destruction of sufficient intellect to recognize cause and effect or to eliminate cause and effect altogether. Science could, however, be reduced to "if you want an effect, pray for it." and it would be granted based on divine whim rather than comprehensible rules.

    In short it would make human life extremely simple and one-dimensional; you could essentially dispense with all modern medicine and technology because bodies would either work or they would not and there would be nothing (short of prayer) that anyone could do about it.

    I think you are incorrect about such an existence negating free will any more than a deterministic or uncertain universe does. At best, a naturalistic viewpoint can only grant random or non-deterministic free will; there's nothing magical about the atoms in our brains that lets them behave any differently than any other atoms in the universe. Dualists have a similar (generally unrecognized) problem in that free will ends up being just the mind of god causing everything to happen as planned.

    I think suicide is probably the best option for such a world too, but now perhaps you understand why many christians are quite unhappy about the prospect of their worldview evaporating. To them it's a permanent and eternal suicide.

    1. Re:There's still some excluded middle. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      All that is a bunch of nonsense.

      Science is simply the formalization of the things we do on an everyday basis, and which are entirely essential to our functioning. To ask what would you do if they stopped working is about as meaningful as asking what would you do if you suddenly became an octopus, physically and mentally.

      But, all that stuff you're saying isn't really meaningful in your own religion, as your own bible contains ample mentions of people thinking for themselves, being devious (Jacob, for instance) and the world working in an very predictable way unless altered by a miracle.

      To postulate something entirely different ought to qualify as some sort of heresy, I think.

      but now perhaps you understand why many christians are quite unhappy about the prospect of their worldview evaporating. To them it's a permanent and eternal suicide.

      Problem is their worldview doesn't stand up to the evidence.

      All over the world people came up with their own weird religions. Even christianity has many, many subdivisions. That's good evidence that what religions profess have very little relationship with reality, because if it there was any, there'd be maybe 3 christian denominations, not 38000.

      Now science, it is the same everywhere. e = mc^2 here, in the US, in China, in Pakistan, on the north pole and on the moon.