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Scientists Create a "Worth Saving" Index For Endangered Animals

If you're one of the last hairy-nosed-wombats left in Australia things got a little worse for you today. Thanks to a new mathematical tool created by researchers from James Cook University and the University of Adelaide, the wombat has been classified as not worth saving. Co-author of the safe index Professor Corey Bradshaw says he doesn't think people should give up on saving extremely endangered animals but adds, "...if you take a strictly empirical view, things that are well below in numbering in the hundreds - white-footed rock rats, certain types of hare wallabies, a lot of the smaller mammals that have been really nailed by the feral predators like cats, and foxes - in some cases it is probably not worthwhile putting a lot of effort because there's just no chance."

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  1. Well, you can't save 'em all by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know it's not very politically-correct to say it, but I don't think we should be trying to save every species. The prevailing assumption today seems to be that mankind is causing every extinction on the planet and, as such, we should be working to save every species and variety of endangered animal. Even ignoring that fact that mankind is part of nature too, extinction is a natural process that was taking place long before we existed. It seems to me that a world where species DON'T go extinct (thanks to our efforts) would disrupt the natural processes of evolution. Our guilt complex could create a very unnatural world.

    And for the record, I think Pandas are cute. But they're not exactly a hearty lot.

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    1. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by halfEvilTech · · Score: 2

      I guess alot of this would come down to one question, are humans responisble for why they are an endangered species?

      If we are then we should probably put a effort into saving them especially if they are essential to their habitats such as bats and what not. If we are no way related to why they are going extinct such as a natural disease or predator in the area, then let nature take its course.

    2. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by redemtionboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pandas are the perfect example of something not worth saving. There are many that suppose that pandas were on their way out as a species without our interference just because of the extreme inefficiency of their bodies. It takes an extreme amount of energy to process the bamboo it eats, not to mention the birth problems it faces with low birth rates and high infant mortality. The only reason we have rallied behind pandas is because they're cute, and maybe there is some benefit to having a cute staple animal we've saved as a rallying cry for conservation, but I'd like to think there were easier options out there.

    3. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by c00rdb · · Score: 0

      Natural or not, if you want to take that point of view you should look at biodiversity and species benefit to mankind. So if a species was going to "go extinct anyway" but it was very useful to us, obviously it would be worth saving. Who cares if its "natural" or not? The problem is we don't know which species may be beneficial in the future. People who complain about it being unnatural are the same who argue putting bacteria on Mars is unnatural therefore unethical...seriously, who cares?

    4. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guess alot of this would come down to one question, are humans responisble for why they are an endangered species?

      There are other relevant and unanswerable questions, such as would they have gone extinct without our help. However, since we can't save them all, the MOST important question BY FAR is how important is this creature to the ecosystem upon which I depend. Everything else is just moral masturbation.

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    5. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True. The problem is that his metric is wrong. The easiest way to deal with a pesky endangered animal that is blocking your development has now become to actually kill it even more. Once it goes below the specified threshold, it's put on the not-worth-saving list, and you can merrily go on developing.

      The proper metric is how important a particular species is to its local environment. Think keystone species like Krill, wolves, Killer Whales or Tuna. The problem is that this is difficult - how do you measure importance? How do you know you measured something right, or at all? The response to this is that of caution: if we don't know which ones to save, we'll try to save as many as we can, and hope we pick right.

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    6. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      I've been saying this a long time now. The biosphere is supposed to be in flux, and for all the species that go extinct (and 99% over earth's history have, and that's not hyperbole) that everybody seems to wring their hands over, nobody seems to notice the species that develop (and that the number of species over time on an epochal scale has always been net positive).

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    7. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      I used to joke that Koalas evolved their cuteness as a survival mechanism. They're so cute that humans take them out of their hostile natural environment and put them in nice safe zoos, where all they have to do is sleep all day and occasionally make cute for the crowds. It's a kind of symbiotic relationship where being attractive really pays off (kind of like Hollywood).

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    8. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Ferzerp · · Score: 1

      I'll buy the "especially if they are essential" line partially. I say partially because if these species are nearly extinct and their ecosystem hasn't been destroyed then we really should question how essential they are.

      Otherwise, I must ask you one thing. Why exactly should we put forth an effort? Because it feels good? Are we unnatural? I've seen a lot of claims like yours, but they never say why other than appeals to what feels right to an individual.

    9. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      A species that was "very useful" to man would have been domesticated. Kinda like sheep, cattle, dogs, cats, and horses.

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    10. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is epic;

      "It seems to me that a world where species DON'T go extinct (thanks to our efforts) would disrupt the natural processes of evolution."

    11. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for the record, I think Pandas are cute. But they're not exactly a hearty lot.

      I'm not sure how their loud vigor or cheerful disposition really matters in this case. Though to most, I imagine their gentle nature makes them appear to show a great deal of warm affection, so I'd argue they are quite hearty-- if perhaps not so in the normal connotation. In the end though, does this really affect whether or not we should save them from extinction?

      Of course, if they were more hardy, it wouldn't really matter. Animals which show a propensity to survive in adverse conditions would survive hearty or not...

    12. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by scubamage · · Score: 1

      I agree with you OP. Sadly while mankind is responsible for a LOT of extinctions that happen, we're not the sole cause. Natural selection implies that something has to be selected against. We can save some things, but not everything. So, lets triage our efforts on the ones that have the most sense. Also, pandas are stupid and made of poop.

    13. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by c00rdb · · Score: 0

      Like all those rare medicinal plants being found in the Amazon every year? You're saying every single one has been investigated and found to be of no use?

    14. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've evolved so that we can't survive in a completely natural world anymore; two of the three basic necessities of life, clothing and shelter, are inventions.

      We should partner with animals and all living creatures to learn from them and advance knowledge together with them. The wombat's genome may know things that could benefit us, and vice versa. Like the mole rat has almost no cancer...

    15. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, something has to eat all that bamboo. shit grows like weeds

    16. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by YoshiDan · · Score: 1

      I used to think Koalas were cute. Until I watched a documentary and saw how vicious they are. They're rotten animals.

    17. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by scubamage · · Score: 1

      I think that some of us do notice. However a lot of the most fascinating ones are ones that terrify people. Look at MRSA and other treatment resilient bacteria. They're the only things that cycle through generations fast enough for most of humanity to notice that they're changing; plus they have a profound impact on our health. I personally think they're incredibly fascinating.

    18. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Moryath · · Score: 1

      The standing joke among scientists in the field is that there are three modern-day evolutions that determine whether a creature will survive the next two centuries.

      #1 - Lives in an environment humans can't survive in long enough to colonize (deep sea, extremely high mountain, antarctic)
      #2 - Looks "extremely cute" by human standards such that either humans will feed them, or humans will not get pissed off when they break into the garbage looking for food (raccoons, foxes, pigeons, etc)
      #3 - Small enough and numerous enough that they are just not fucking going to go away because we don't notice them until they are present in EXTREMELY high numbers. Roaches, ants, mice/rats, etc.

    19. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the statements "humans are a part of nature" and "our guilt complex could create a very unnatural world" seem to be somewhat in conflict...

      If we're part of nature, it would be perfectly natural for us to prevent animals from going extinct. Clearly that animal has some sort of trait (ie with pandas - they're cute) that attracts us to them and makes us want to save them. Plenty of animals depend on other animals to survive. Whether or not it's beneficial to humans/the world for us to save them is hard to say, but there's nothing unnatural about it

    20. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the rate of decline at this point has rarely if ever been seen before. The argument you're making there is one which isn't based upon any actual scientific evidence or theory. The problem is that it's unusual for an animal to go extinct without there being repercussions along the food chain. In the past when it was happening naturally, it wasn't that big of a deal because the rate of change was sufficiently slow that things would evolve to fill the hole.

      These days though, it's happening a lot faster, and a lot of the space which previously would have been inhabited by new species is taken up by us, and we've got basically no genetic diversity.

      Consequently the whole idea of prioritizing in this fashion isn't going to be helpful in the long run as the few animals that are going extinct over just one or two factors are likely to both be easy to save and probably not very useful anyways.

    21. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory Futurama reference: Who knows when something like Anchovies will have the precise combination of oils to create infinite robot energy!?!! Just because we haven't domesticated them doesn't mean they won't necessarily be useful in the future for some unforeseen reason.

      Of course, this is where packrat mentality comes into play. Eventually, you have to get rid of something (Or in this case, you can't save them all. Unless we get really good at cloning and storing their genetic samples to revive them later....)

    22. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by pushing-robot · · Score: 2

      You know, you're not very important to the ecosystem upon which I depend.

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    23. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Once again there is a parallel to be drawn here with the pretty people in Hollywood.

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    24. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we are part of nature, and what we destroy is too part of the nature taking its course. So what if we destroy species, as long as we can live without them (and we only need livestock, and certain grains to survive), then why waste resources on saving them...

    25. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While nature has many redudant spots, this type of classification system is ignorant. There have been several species that have come back from the brink, some we thought were gone completely. Tools such as this database are simply a way for us to ignore our responsibilities. How easy is it to abuse such things?

    26. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Extiction is a part of the natural process of things, and so are humans. So what if a creature is extinct from rats versus birds versus humans. Now, I think it would be nice to save some creatures for posterity and fun, but let's not pretend it is crucial for future existence, or that we are gods who are responsible for the preservation of all that lives. The bottom line on whether an species should continue to exist, lies in one fundamental question: how does it taste?

    27. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      > A species that was "very useful" to man would have been domesticated. Kinda like sheep, cattle, dogs, cats, and horses.

      Or extremophile bacteria useful in terraforming planets or breaking down oil? We haven't even encountered all problems yet, much less studied every organism in such detail as to know whether it would be useful in solving a problem in its unmodified state, much less done so with the technology that will exist ten years from now. That's A LOT of stuff.

      Maybe it's more efficient to allocate resources to studying those things than it is to preserving the species, but we put only a few resources into preserving species and many into studying those things, so maybe we haven't reached the tradeoff point yet.

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    28. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 2

      The standing joke among scientists in the field is that there are three modern-day evolutions that determine whether a creature will survive the next two centuries.

      #1 - Lives in an environment humans can't survive in long enough to colonize (deep sea, extremely high mountain, antarctic)
      #2 - Looks "extremely cute" by human standards such that either humans will feed them, or humans will not get pissed off when they break into the garbage looking for food (raccoons, foxes, pigeons, etc)
      #3 - Small enough and numerous enough that they are just not fucking going to go away because we don't notice them until they are present in EXTREMELY high numbers. Roaches, ants, mice/rats, etc.

      #4 Is it tasty and if so, can it be bred in captivity easily.

    29. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pandas are the perfect example of something not worth saving. There are many that suppose that pandas were on their way out as a species without our interference just because of the extreme inefficiency of their bodies. It takes an extreme amount of energy to process the bamboo it eats, not to mention the birth problems it faces with low birth rates and high infant mortality.

      But the pandas got that way because it was, overall, worthwhile, otherwise they would have died out long ago. So what's changed?

    30. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I guess alot of this would come down to one question, are humans responisble for why they are an endangered species?
      That depends. Is a fox responsible for preserving an endangered species that it has preyed almost into extinction? It could be beneficial to the fox to do so if that is the only thing that it can eat. But I doubt it would consider the long run effects when it is hungry now.

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    31. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems to me that a world where species DON'T go extinct (thanks to our efforts) would disrupt the natural processes of evolution. Our guilt complex could create a very unnatural world.

      What's so great about evolution or living in a natural world? Like gravity, evolution merely is. Are you suggesting it's some kind of ideal to strive for or preserve?

      Everything comes down to the question: What do you want? Unless you happen to like like catching smallpox, starving, falling down and skinning your knee, or sleeping in the rain -- or yes, if you like losing species whose DNA codes potentially useful proteins or species that are just plain pleasingly cute -- mother nature doesn't "want" what you want. I'm not saying be either her friend or her foe; I'm saying it's silly to want to respect her "wishes." She doesn't respect your wishes. That bitch is cold.

      Fuck evolution. Evolution is something you need to understand and perhaps use, but it's not something to love.

      Not that I disagree with you at all that we can't or shouldn't expend the effort to save every species. But damn, using "it's a natural process" as a reason for deciding a certain way -- ICK!

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    32. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Similar things can be said of dolphins or chimpanzees. Everyone loves them, for they are cute... but they have a level of sadistic viciousness to rival humans.

    33. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      Pandas are the perfect example of something not worth saving.

      Pandas are of huge cultural significance to China. The effort required to save them is clearly worth it to the Chinese. If death by natural causes is your only meter stick for intervention, then should be not send foreign aid? After all most of these people in droughts, earthquakes, mudslides, floods etc are dying of natural causes. Should leave them to die in peace as well?

    34. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      There are other relevant and unanswerable questions, such as would they have gone extinct without our help.

      100% of all living things will go extinct, without question.

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    35. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everything else is just moral masturbation.

      Your statement is a logical impossibility, and therefore a non sequitur. Moral people do not masturbate.

    36. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Not at anywhere close to current population levels, anyway. In princible humans could survive in some climates - and even in much of the world, if you allowed for the use of fire and a few animal skins as clothing. But hunter-gatherer societies would be limited in size by available food, just like any other animal.

    37. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a world where species DON'T go extinct (thanks to our efforts) would disrupt the natural processes of evolution" that is true. The rest is BS that ignores our collective mechanized tech that already clear-cut 50% of the world's tropical forests. Our pollutants injected into land, sea & air, no triviall thing, are all man-made garbage trashing the natural world. You could argue that's part of evolution too, but only if your all for no adult supervision aka "regulation" whatsoever and look forward to a geologic epoch of loneliness, where the we humans are the sole inhabitanting large mammals, except for a few very unfortuante factory farm animal species, might survive on tech for awhile, but not for long.

    38. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure people don't worry about putting bacteria on Mars for any ethical reason. The big reason is because scientists don't want to contaminate Mars. If we want to find evidence of current or past life on Mars, it's much easier if we don't have Earth life running a muck up there.

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    39. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by quatin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pandas are the perfect example of something we should save. The low breeding ratio for pandas is an evolutionary trait that's beneficial in its natural environment. A panda is a giant cow with teeth and claws. It has no natural predators once it reaches adult size. If pandas were to breed on the level of rabbits it would destroy the plant ecosystem in Asia. The truth is if it were not for deforestation by humans, the pandas would be prolific. We need to balance our effect on the environment.

      Examples of animals not worth saving would be the endangered freshwater mollusk colony in north Florida that was at risk due to low water levels caused by prolonged drought.

    40. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by HungryHobo · · Score: 2

      "If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."
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    41. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously dismissing "it just feels good" as a motivator to do something? I would say that doing things becasue they make you feel good is probably one of the strongest human motivators that exists. Why do humans consume drugs and alcohol, even though they know these things can be unhealthy? Why do people make anonymous donations to charities? Why do people help little old ladies across the street? Why do people donate money to charities for other countries? Why do people cheat on their partners? Why doesn't the morbidly obese person stop eating double bacon cheeseburgers? All of these questions can be answered "becasue it just feels good".

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    42. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but his SPECIES is absolutely vital to it.

      After all, without humans, you'd have nobody to push down the stairs...

    43. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We can't save species, we can only mitigate the damage we do to their habitats, and we'll never do that because we're collectively too selfish, short-sided, and stupid, our psyches captured by the echo chamber BS. Looking at puppets like Senator Barton, another big-oil green-house effect denier, shows the general attitude of the status quo.

    44. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Syhra · · Score: 1

      I guess alot of this would come down to one question, are humans responisble for why they are an endangered species?.

      If we are then we should probably put a effort into saving them especially if they are essential to their habitats such as bats and what not. If we are no way related to why they are going extinct such as a natural disease or predator in the area, then let nature take its course.

      I think this has little to do with it. Ultimately we have scientists with a very robust theory, evolution. We currently have a situation of significant selective pressure, as evidenced by the increased number of extinctions that have occurred in recent times. We also have a number of species that we think are at risk for extinction. We are merely trying to determine if our understanding of evolution is sufficient that we can take species which appear to be unable to deal with the selective pressure they are facing and turn them into species that are able. You do this by looking at the whole equation of habitat, predator-prey, population, etc. It is the logical next step - practical application of the theory.

      In order to do this, you need to pick species that are doing poorly, but with favourable equations. Meaning that you put your resources into the ones that you think require fairly small changes to turn them around. The ones that have the odds stacked so far against them would be fascinating to succeed with, but would take a long time, and be subject to too many variables to clearly show the benefit resultant from your efforts.

      Benefits from this application may eventually be there for those with deep pockets, once the basic science is hashed out. Not that there aren't a lot of bleeding hearts out there to fund the research, but they are most interested in the cute ones, the large ones, and the ones most like themselves (mammals, social structures, etc).

      Personifying Nature only is there to create a god out of the mashup of rules that exist out there and create another moral entity, there is no such thing as natural when speaking of disease or predators. Invasive species are simply the ones better adapted to their current environment. This is nothing more than finding a complex machine and trying to figure out how it works.

    45. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      Well except for certain mass extinctions which is of a particular concern now.

    46. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry too much about the planet. the planet will do just fine.
      check the earth out in a million years and there will be just as much diversity if not more.

      we might make it uninhapitable for us for a while though.

      Anyone know if there's any concerted effort being made to collect genetic samples from endangered animals right now?
      200 years down the line if we had lots of really high quality cell samples from some of the stuff we're killing off now we might be able to bring some of them back.

    47. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Jhon · · Score: 1

      "I guess alot of this would come down to one question, are humans responisble for why they are an endangered species?"

      I think you're placing too high a value on the answer to that question.

      Humans are a predator. Humans, like other animals, can and do push out other animals in an area.

      I for one do not think it's a bad thing that many life forms have went (or are endanger of becoming) extinct due to human action. smallpox, for example. Or polio. And I'm quite happy I don't have mountain lions strolling down my street stalking my children.

      I think your question should read: "I guess a lot of this would come down to one question: How would the extinction of this species in particular impact the human race".

    48. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by YoshiDan · · Score: 1

      Not everyone thinks chimpanzees are cute. I think they're gross, all monkeys gross me out. I don't know why anyone would think they're cute.

    49. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by delinear · · Score: 1

      I've always thought there was some hypochrisy where someone can, on the one hand, say that humans polluting is bad, but on the other say that humans saving a species from extinction is good (unless, of course, it's the human pollution causing the extinction). To me both are interfering in the course of nature. Either they're both bad or they're both good or they both make no difference. How do we know that the continued survival of one species that would have died out without human intervention isn't hampering the evolution of other species, for instance? It's just as much playing god in my mind to try and preserve nature as it is right now in time as it is to assume we can just take what we want and watch the planet suffer for it.

    50. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 1

      Completely dependent on what morals they have, morals are not an absolute and they aren't universal for everyone. Oh, I'm sorry, you're an AC posting an eloquent troll, so obviously when you say "moral" you mean "[insert religion here] moral", carry on then.

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    51. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Jhon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      100% of all living things will go extinct, without question./blockquote

      100% of every statement that precedes the phrase "without question" should be questioned. Without question.

    52. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by delinear · · Score: 1

      Unless you're suggesting humans have the cognitive abilities and morals of a fox that's clearly a false argument. We have the ability to make much more informed decisions about where our food comes from, there's no real excuse to eat an animal into extinction (albeit we still do). We at least have the ability to debate our actions and decide on a course of action that isn't entirely self serving.

    53. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by gnick · · Score: 1

      Think keystone species like Krill, wolves, Killer Whales or Tuna.

      Krill are especially important - We all know what happens once they go extinct. We gotta get protein for our soylent green from somewhere.

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    54. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everything else is just moral masturbation.

      As are most things moral. Who's really hurt anywhere but in their head if you sleep with your brother's wife? Nobody. It's just moral masturbation. Who's really hurt but in their mind if you boff that hot 8 year-old down the street? Ya, she'll have trouble the rest of her life, but it's just in her head. All of this moral crap is just getting in the way of me doing what I want.

    55. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by smelch · · Score: 1

      I am and I can. Please start with the forced mating.

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    56. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by delinear · · Score: 1

      That's different because humans are prevalent across the whole planet. Letting some die won't stop others replacing them, so showing compassion by sending aid doesn't negatively impact the planet. Saving a different species that would otherwise have died out potentially is having a negative impact by preventing either that species overcoming its weaknesses or an alternative species taking its place.

    57. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by smelch · · Score: 1

      They got that way by a genetic mutation not by a smart "this seems like a good idea" change in their DNA. Gee, some mutations might not kill of a whole species even though it puts them worse off than before. I'm shocked.

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    58. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the most important thing that will save pandas-- habitat preservation-- is the very thing that will protect many other species, as well as serving a positive benefit to humans (habitat provides a carbon sink, erosion and flood prevention, groundwater filtration, etc. or even just as land reserved for future generations to exploit). Protecting pandas has a lot of positive collateral effects.

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    59. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by dcw3 · · Score: 0

      Examples of animals not worth saving would be the endangered freshwater mollusk colony in north Florida that was at risk due to low water levels caused by prolonged drought.

      Sam Kinison gave the answer to that question long ago...

      “I’m like anyone else on this planet — I’m very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving, and very depressed. I watch those kids and I go, ‘F–k, I know the FILM crew could give this kid a sandwich!’ There’s a director five feet away going, ‘DON’T FEED HIM YET! GET THAT SANDWICH OUTTA HERE! IT DOESN’T WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!!!’ But I’m not trying to make fun of world hunger. Matter of fact, I think I have the answer. You want to stop world hunger? Stop sending these people food. Don’t send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something, you want to help? Send them U-Hauls. Send them U-Hauls, some luggage, send them a guy out there who says, ‘Hey, we been driving out here every day with your food, for, like, the last thirty or forty years, and we were driving out here today across the desert, and it occurred to us that there wouldn’t BE world hunger, if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A F–KING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING’S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT’S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT’S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A F–KING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR SHIT, WE’LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE’LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA — WE JUST DON’T LIVE IN THEM, A–HOLES!”

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    60. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Insightful.

    61. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really depends. What do they taste like?

    62. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by mini+me · · Score: 1

      I totally get the emotional reasonings why we want to save animals, however, attempting to look at it objectively, why is it considered natural when a cat or fox leads another animal to extinction, but when humans do the same it is unnatural? We are all just animals trying to survive and expand the population to help ensure long term success for our own species. The cats and foxes of the world are trying to use up every resource they possibly can, why is it wrong for humans to do the same?

    63. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. Every one of these people commenting are very important to the ecosystem upon which you depend. They collectively drive the economy which pushes technological innovation forward. Your views are very myopic.

    64. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by delinear · · Score: 1

      Minor nitpick - the oil didn't give the robots energy, it was a permanent lubricant. Or it would have been, if they hadn't mysteriously disappeared around the time Zoidberg's people arrived on the planet.

    65. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by toxonix · · Score: 1

      It has become popular to rail against the panda for its unimpressive performance as a species.

    66. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's true, individually I could disappear today and someone else would come along to explain these simple concepts to you tomorrow.

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    67. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you're not very important to the ecosystem upon which I depend.

      There can only be one, hippy.

    68. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Thank goodness I'm not the only one who balked at GP's post. Seems like everyone around here treats evolution (at least, in the sense of mass extinction) as some sort of moral imperative.

      I have the sense that an "appeal to nature" in ethics is the lowest form of logical fallacy. One cannot derive "what should be" from "what is."

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    69. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Sensiblemonkey · · Score: 1

      the MOST important question BY FAR is how important is this creature to the ecosystem upon which I depend. Everything else is just moral masturbation.

      Pretending to know all the long-term effects of any species upon a given ecosystem is just mental masturbation and part of why we're faced with this problem in the first place.

    70. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "all those rare medicinal plants" what a bunch of hippy bullshit. Are we seeing new incredible amazon medicines poping up every year? No, because there are no "rare medicinal plants", and even if there are, who cares, synthetics will always be superior. When you, your child, or your parents get cancer, use those "rare medicinal plants found in amazon" instead of the Synthetic drugs and treatments we create... see how long you survive before you start rotting.

    71. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong again. The important metric is taste!

    72. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define "worth it." Are you calculating a monetary value? How much is the survival of your species worth to you in dollars?

    73. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by ShadyG · · Score: 1

      #5 - Useful as a beast of burden

    74. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Politically incorrect?

      I doubt that. We're not worth saving it seems, according to the overlords at the top

    75. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by theazureshadow · · Score: 1

      It seems that our own strange moral/societal standards (laziness, overeating, poor parenthood, lack of virility) are an extremely poor measure of the actual fitness of a species! Go figure.

    76. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps given that we're part of the evolutionary picture the real question we should ask ourselves is can we make use of the species in some way. If so or if we don't know perhaps we should do our best to preserve it as a natural resource for today or the future. I don't think it's a matter of moral or politically correct so much as pragmatic to try and biodiversity as high as possible so that we can make use of the items to aid in our own survival and advancement.

    77. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      That is a totally valid point. I would like to save them all and give them fluffy bunny hugs. Since we apparently can't, I think we should focus on those species we know to be exceptionally important. I don't think we should stop trying to figure out which should be on that list.

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    78. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by ginbot462 · · Score: 2

      I can't see a name like "smelch" on the menu; but, weirder things have happened.

      "Today's special is an imported smelch with a nice bearnaise sauce. Or, on the lunch menu, cmdr tacos."

      Ok, I take that back. Smelch sounds way more appetizing than cmdr tacos.

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    79. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Well, dismissing the definition of what is natural and what is not, we as a species are indeed destroying many habitats, causing directly or indirectly the extinction of some species. Sure it is absurd to accuse humanity of every extinction but the fact that many biologist consider that we are in a mass-extinction period should point out toward human responsibility : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction#Mass_extinctions

      Evolution is not an excuse, species usually become extinct and make room for different ones. There they become extinct to be replace by the same homo sapiens over and over.

      I think it is sound to say that humans can be considered out of the evolution game by now. Our weakest individuals are not left to die and the extension of our possibilities and of our population is now caused at 99.99% by technology rather than natural evolution.

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    80. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      As far as we know, the universe is open-ended, so heat death is the ultimate result. Now, we could question the open-end conclusion. With questions about the true nature of the universe and it's gravatic balance.

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    81. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by boskone · · Score: 1

      Did it just feel good to convert hundreds of lumber/mill towns into meth towns in the pacific northwest? Does anyone feel any moral squeemishness or accountability that now, nearly 20 years after the Northern Spotted Owl was put on the ESL, the vast majority of these people have no hope, no jobs, terrible child/partner abuse issues, alcoholism, drug addiction and an overall crushed human spirit?

      And NOW we are learnign that the real reason for the decline of the NSO might be due to competition from heartier owls such as the barred owl and not from responsible logging?

    82. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Imrik · · Score: 1

      If it was such a bad change in their DNA, why did it propagate to the entire species instead of being weeded out?

    83. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If this gains too much traction it creates the wrong incentives for people who don't care about the environment. The easiest way to avoid that is to place all creatures as being equally important, since political factors could cause any metric to be skewed. Just look at the climate debate to see how quickly and easily the process can be politicized.

    84. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      You don't make the medicine out of the plant, which would be stupid because they're rare and hard to get, but rather you study the plants so that you can then make synthetics based on what you learn.

      The number of medicines derived from exotic plants is huge, and used to treat things from cancer to parkinsons.

      Don't let your hate for hippies become just anti-hippie bullshit blinding you to reality.

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    85. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the desire to save endangered species is really only logical for creationists. If you believe in evolution (well, upward macro-evolution at any rate) then such notions are fundamentally inconsistent with your ontology.

      For the record, I am in favor of saving endangered types of animals that we can reasonably save (by, for instance, trying not to actively hunt them to extinction), but when a species has become so genetic-diversity-impoverished that it can't function in the real world if thrown even a small curve ball, I do believe it's reasonable to let go at some point. When you're doing the equivalent of keeping a brain-dead corpse from rotting by artificially pumping its blood through an iron lung, you're not accomplishing anything meaningful. At that point it makes sense to spend the resources where they can do something useful, instead. (Yeah, I know, where to draw the line will be a judgment call in some cases.)

      I also don't think it's necessary to save every "species" following Darwin's deliberately-warped definition thereof (which he specifically jerry-rigged so that he'd be able to observe the emergence of new ones during his studies; no obvious or natural definition would have allowed that and he knew it). If a given species doesn't have anything in its genome to differentiate it from other species elsewhere in the world, then the distinction between them is unimportant and there is, in my view, no point in preserving such an artificial distinction.

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    86. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this a long time now. The biosphere is supposed to be in flux, and for all the species that go extinct (and 99% over earth's history have, and that's not hyperbole) that everybody seems to wring their hands over, nobody seems to notice the species that develop (and that the number of species over time on an epochal scale has always been net positive).

      Right, but for 99% of the earth's history, it wasn't human-caused extinction. One reason why species would go extinct is because new species would develop that would out-compete the old ones. Now, humans are the only animal that is out-competing the species that are going extinct, and new species aren't developing at a rapid rate to replace the old ones.

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    87. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by hey! · · Score: 1

      The prevailing assumption today seems to be that mankind is causing every extinction on the planet and,

      As a first approximation, mind you, that assumption is correct. Take any given impending extinction and there's a pretty good chance that there is a significant anthropogenic contribution.

      as such, we should be working to save every species and variety of endangered animal.

      Well, don't you think we should at least *consider* every species for preservation? I'd say the default stance that we should save an endangered species is a sensible one, because that triggers a review when that goal comes into inevitable conflict with other things we want, like development. The default stance that a species should *not* be preserved wouldn't trigger review until the species is much closer to the brink, and could only be preserved by taking extreme measures.

      Even ignoring that fact that mankind is part of nature too, extinction is a natural process that was taking place long before we existed.

      True, and true, but you're missing an important point. We're a rare part of nature that is self-aware and can think about the future consequences of our actions, even if we don't *like* to. Therefore we bear more responsibility for our choices than, say, a white tailed deer which eats and reproduces but is *unable* to consider the future consequences of its actions.

      It seems to me that a world where species DON'T go extinct (thanks to our efforts) would disrupt the natural processes of evolution.

      That's a strawman argument, since there is no real possibility that we could stop all anthropogenic extinction, must less ALL extinction. It's a remarkably irrelevant observation, like saying, "perpetual motion machines are impossible, therefore there shouldn't be legal gas mileage standards." The conclusion may or may not be correct, but the argument doesn't lead there.

      Our guilt complex could create a very unnatural world.

      I agree, *guilt* is not a sensible way of approaching this problem. I don't feel particularly guilty about the extinction of the passenger pigeon. Just sad. Once the passenger pigeon was a favorite hunting target.T he environment supported huge flocks of them, and had the resource been managed responsibly, people would still be hunting and enjoying them in abundance today. You can take a lot out of a population like that without disturbing it equilibrium, but not an unlimited amount. Conservationists tried to save the species, but they were ahead of the curve.

      The passenger pigeon didn't go extinct because people were *bad*. It went extinct because people were *ignorant*. Most people just didn't know that a resource like that could be tipped into extinction. Today we're less ignorant about these things.

      Well, *most* of us are, anyway.

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    88. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by jbengt · · Score: 1

      . . . the MOST important question BY FAR is how important is this creature to the ecosystem upon which I depend.

      Many times, saving an obscure, unimportant species involves saving the ecosystem in which that creature lives. This should be seen as important, even if that particular species eventually goes extinct, anyway.

    89. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      I guess alot of this would come down to one question, are humans responisble for why they are an endangered species?

      There are other relevant and unanswerable questions, such as would they have gone extinct without our help. However, since we can't save them all, the MOST important question BY FAR is how important is this creature to the ecosystem upon which I depend. Everything else is just moral masturbation.

      This is the most important question BY FAR to you, perhaps. It's likely for many people, the most important question BY FAR is, "what do I have to do to survive until tomorrow?" However, they might well echo the sentiment about regarding the idea of preserving something beyond their own bodies as moral masturbation.

    90. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Compared to all the other bears out there, and especially our local black bears that are having no trouble adapting to civilization, it's hard not to.

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    91. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I've always thought there was some hypochrisy where someone can, on the one hand, say that humans polluting is bad, but on the other say that humans saving a species from extinction is good (unless, of course, it's the human pollution causing the extinction).

      I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the recently endangered species got that way because of humans' encroachment, pollution, or other destruction of the ecosystems in which the endagered species lived.

    92. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by jbengt · · Score: 1

      The cats and foxes of the world are trying to use up every resource they possibly can, why is it wrong for humans to do the same?

      Because humans can succeed at using up all the resources.

    93. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by smelch · · Score: 1

      Are you an idiot? It is being weeded out. That's why they're endangered.

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    94. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Re: your #4 suggestion: you're not far off.

      Interestingly, Tilapia - now a common staple of seafood restaurants - was considered a trash fish and commonly thrown back as not worth even trying to sell until the early 1990s when someone realized that (a) they grew relatively well in captivity and (b) you can basically feed them garbage (they are scavengers in the wild, with a diet mostly of carcass-feeding and "detritus", aka eating other fish's poop) and they'll just keep growing anyways.

      They also happen to have more fat (by percentage basis) than a typical greasy hamburger, making tilapia horribly unhealthy to ingest. But people buy them because they have been conditioned with "fish=healthy" and "fish=omega-3s" marketing crap, and tilapia (by virtue of being a dietarily worthless trash fish) are usually far cheaper than other fish in the marketplace.

      In case you were wondering: yes, in some markets McDonald's "filet-o-fish" does use Tilapia these days and yes, if that is the case in your market then it is actually less healthy than a McD's hamburger.

    95. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Raenex · · Score: 1

      It's true, individually I could disappear today and someone else would come along to explain these simple concepts to you tomorrow.

      Some people have moved beyond your simpleton's morality.

    96. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Sounds tasty. Stick a high price tag on it and market it as gourmet and I'll bet it will sell even better.

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    97. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by toxonix · · Score: 1

      I think it's even harder when 'all the cool people are doing it'. Soon all of the hipsters will be saying 'hey fuck pandas, man'.

    98. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really laying the blame of the meth epidemic in the Pacific Northwest at the feet of the Spotted Owl? I think you may be sampling the product you speak of a little too much.

      Besides, this modern day "meth epidemic" is BS. More people were doing speed in the late 60s/70s than are doing it now.

    99. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      The most important question by far is how independent will you average fool be if current trends continue. Everything else is just mental masturbation.

      People used to be able to build their house, grow food and get to drink from rivers and their own well. They lived worse lifes overall but a fair comparison would be: current society with a different society where knowledge and tech is used to empower individuals and small communities.

      If you deplete the earth, and fill the air and water with pollutant, and spread radiation, it won't be bad for everyone. It will be very good for the guys who can deploy advanced food tech and advanced cures. They will control the world and keep calling it democratic just to make fun of you.

      Sure this could be paranoid dystopia. Are you willing to bet your own future that it is?

      The usefulness of a specie is not the issue. The issue is why are they disappearing. If it's nature, fair game. If it's artificial, today we discuss the usefulness of animals, tomorrow will discuss the usefulness of people.

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    100. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      > 100% of all living things will go extinct, without question.

      LOL Eloi people got real.

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    101. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      The odds are that you dont even understand that you are claiming to be able to beat entropy, so we will forgive your ignorance on that matter.

      However, you also dont know how to use html tags properly. This is slashdot. Get off our lawn.

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    102. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, with people like Barton, they refuse to see even after they've had their noses rubbed into the stinking pile.

      It isn't survival of the fittest. It is denial of the fittest.

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    103. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It's being weeded out because, like a great many animals, it was unprepared for the arrival of industrialized homo sapiens, and the resulting habitat loss and poaching. It would be quite unfair to judge it unfit for its environment, when it's environment was mostly eliminated by humans.

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    104. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that your brother married a hot 8-year-old? No wonder her life is nothing but trouble, that guy is a loser.

    105. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Grygus · · Score: 1

      We at least have the ability to debate our actions and decide on a course of action that isn't entirely self serving.

      Do we? I am beginning to seriously question this. I strongly suspect that what we have is the ability to frame our self-serving decisions as altruism.

    106. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course you cant, because you first ""gotta Catch them all""

    107. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Moral people do not masturbate.

      Everyone masturbates, moral people don't lie about it.

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    108. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by Jhon · · Score: 1

      The odds are you don't understand you are being a prat.

      I fully understand the current common theories concerning expansion and a cold, burnt out universe -- or "the big crunch". I also fully understand that to accept statements "without question" invites inflexibility and ignorance.

      With regards to html tags -- I admit to fat fingering and not noticing in the preview. I was distracted and didn't think it important.

      Now, how about you admitting to being a prat who appears to take some sort of pleasure pointing out presumed ignorance in others. I wouldn't be surprised if you walk around assuming you were superior to those around you.

    109. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by evilviper · · Score: 1

      It can be hard to answer if humans are somehow the underlying cause. And what happens when we find that bees are just naturally going extinct? Natural or no, if we loose them, we're royally screwed, and can't wait millions of years for the next pollinators to evolve.

      As always, the planet will be just fine, it's just people that will be going away...

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    110. Re:Well, you can't save 'em all by nobodie · · Score: 1

      Well, it is an extremely complex system and judging responsibility (not blame) is probably not worth the effort. The simple fact, however, is that we, the people, have effed up so much of the world we live on it is arguable that there is no system that remains balanced in the entire ecosystem. We have not yet managed to push the damn planet out of orbit yet, i admit, but would not be surprised to discover that it is in the offing momentarily.

      If systemic imbalance is responsible for extinctions then we could be the force behind this wave of extinction. The interesting thing, what I kind of like about this approach is that it advocates doing nothing. I too advocate doing nothing. In fact, I am now starting the "do nothing" movement.

      I suggest, that in order to stop the tidal wave of imbalances we have created I propose a ten year moratorium on everything: work, play, TV, government, travel except by foot, power generation, home building, education, law, you name it we should just stop for a decade and leave everything alone. I mean, really, what in this world have we failed to EF up? we need to just leave things alone for a while and see if they don't start to get a little better without us doing something!

      Think about it, we have no great need of most of what we do, think how nice it would be to wake up and say, today I will do nothing, for no reason and no purpose! Oh Bliss, Oh Joy! We have had too damn much of these damn people who want to "improve" the world: what did they ever succeed at anyway? The Bible: just a bunch of damn itinerant busy bodies who stole the Canaanites stuff and said "god made me do it" They needed this moratorium even back then. The internet: must people just burn their brains and eyes out watching cheap entertainment garbage so they can avoid looking at and talking to their families.

      The time for a change is now! Change to non-doing, achieve the Chinese summit of WuWei (non-doing that is the ultimate DOING) Might as well be us cause the Chinese have totally failed at it, so friends, join together immediately and begin now, stop it, stop everything, stop it all and just be.

      I thank you and the hairy nosed wombats thank you

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  2. The goal is not to save species, but to save money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think there is a lot of motivation for certain groups to get as many species as possible onto the not worth saving lists to minimize government enviormental policy/spending.

  3. Sure by Dyinobal · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's what they said about the Jews.

    1. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  4. arbuscular mychorrhizal fungi by captainpanic · · Score: 2

    Can I propose the arbuscular mychorrhizal fungi for protection? Not sure what it is, but it was the first thing to pop up when I typed 'endangered microorganism' in Google.

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/cx815t3578004x20/

    -- New business idea: endangered species marketing strategy consultant

    1. Re:arbuscular mychorrhizal fungi by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      YES!!! Mycorrhizal fungi are absolutely essential for the continued existence of all plant-based ecosystems!!

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  5. Slippery slope by john82 · · Score: 0

    So now we're considering passive eugenics for wild species. How is that any more acceptable that eugenics applied to humans?

    If we don't take care of nature, one day nature won't be there to take care of us.

    1. Re:Slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine a situation where hairy-nosed wombats would be in some way crucial to the human species.
      We, as a species, are also just some lifeform inhabiting this planet. Just because we might be more intelligent than others doesn't mean we have to live by different rules. A doubt that any (other) species cares about extinctions if it isn't them.

    2. Re:Slippery slope by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      If we don't take care of this particular ecosystem, one day this particular ecosystem won't be there to take care of us.

    3. Re:Slippery slope by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You're admitting to not having seen Star Trek IV here?

    4. Re:Slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now we're considering passive eugenics for wild species. How is that any more acceptable that eugenics applied to humans?

      If we don't take care of nature, one day nature won't be there to take care of us.

      That is a great example of a slippery slope argument!

    5. Re:Slippery slope by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      We're also eating animals. Yet somehow very few people fear that we might be on a slippery slope to eating humans. And that includes those who think it is immoral to eat animals.

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    6. Re:Slippery slope by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's essentially how I was going to respond, and I'm vegan.

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    7. Re:Slippery slope by eepok · · Score: 1

      "I can't imagine a situation where hairy-nosed wombats would be in some way crucial to the human species."

      That's due to the lack of imagination, not due to the lack of crucial connection.

  6. Predicted future news: by Even+on+Slashdot+FOE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Professor Corey Bradshaw was assassinated by PETA agents for daring to imply that any animal was less important than any human. Their press release states that any other scientists that dare to put the survival of the hated human race above the that of the least important member of the animal kingdom would be similarly put to death.

    1. Re:Predicted future news: by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Citation needed? Google and Google News aren't turning up anything like that, or even an indication that he's dead.

    2. Re:Predicted future news: by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Citation needed? Google and Google News aren't turning up anything like that, or even an indication that he's dead.

      Read the comment's title:
      Predicted -- not yet verified, might turn out wrong
      future -- didn't happen yet

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    3. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really ...? Maybe you should read the title of the post you replied to ... "Predicted future news"

    4. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay attention, children, you'll rarely get a chance to see the endangered WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH in its natural environment

    5. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His comment title was " Predicted future news"

    6. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can google him and call him at his office if you want. (long distance charges may apply)

    7. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation: you're an idiot.

    8. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm...read the fucking subject of the thread you're replying to.

    9. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comments DO have titles, ya know.

    10. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously saving his life wasn't deemed cost-effictive. If he were, he'd have a security detail or some other protection.

    11. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no freaking way that the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH is endangered...

    12. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swoooshhh...

      Did you read the subject?

    13. Re:Predicted future news: by Scatterplot · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone didn't read the parent's subject line ;) "Predicted future news..." Not sure why it was modded "Interesting" though, I'd have gone with "Funny" myself.

    14. Re:Predicted future news: by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Predicted future news:

      Google and Google News aren't turning up anything like that

      I think I know why.

    15. Re:Predicted future news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the title. :-)

  7. Re:The goal is not to save species, but to save mo by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

    Look at how much money is spent on the Great Panda, a species that has no habitat to be returned to even if we could somehow boost it's population up to sustainable levels. If you really want to save as many endangered species as possible you would spend the money elsewhere. The same is true for many species; their habitats are gone, their food source evaporated, the populations well below the number required to prevent genetic drift, but we spend millions of dollars on them. That money could be better spent on animals that haven't yet slid past the point of no return.

  8. Panda's not worth saving, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well don't come crying to me should an omnipotent and rather irritable alien probe travel billions of light years just to talk to the pandas.

    1. Re:Panda's not worth saving, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we come crying to you? Do you LOOK like Captain Kirk?

    2. Re:Panda's not worth saving, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly he's been experimenting with the LDS.

    3. Re:Panda's not worth saving, you say? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2

      Nope, he's been experimenting with the LSD.

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    4. Re:Panda's not worth saving, you say? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Even Captain Kirk doesn't look like Captain Kirk these days.

    5. Re:Panda's not worth saving, you say? by halivar · · Score: 1

      I was not aware that Mormon theology espoused the idea of Jesus coming back for the pandas.

  9. This Just in... by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    Humanity unable to stop survival of the fittest. Mother nature wins this round, but humanity still hopeful that they will be able to control the planets temperature.

    1. Re:This Just in... by unity100 · · Score: 1

      there is no bullshit like 'survival of the fittest' when humanity is the factor that consciously brings in cats, dogs, and breeds and releases them as pests over wildlife. its not natural. its unconscious, unintended engineering of ignorant masses.

    2. Re:This Just in... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Humans are just an artificial land bridge.

      When continents collided, sea levels dropped because of ice ages, "alien" animals invaded other places and killed off native species through out geological history.

    3. Re:This Just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no bullshit like 'survival of the fittest' when humanity is the factor that consciously brings in cats, dogs, and breeds and releases them as pests over wildlife. its not natural. its unconscious, unintended engineering of ignorant masses.

      Um, just because you don't 'like' the factors that make an animal the fittest doesn't make them so. Adaptation takes many forms, just because the animals you mentioned survived by a supposed happenstance the is linked to humans doesn't make it any less valid than any other happenstance that has kept any other species alive.

      The real problem you have is that you've been brainwashed into somehow into thinking that the Homo sapiens species have less value than others. Because that's really the end game isn't it? If humans did it than it must be bad? If we put it here it's 'pollution' and not natural. It's not possible that we're just trying to survive too. But the true root is that the driving force behind this movement is political and you and your kind are just useful little idiots aren't you?

    4. Re:This Just in... by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      There is a problem with your comment. Humanity is an animal as well and the laws of 'survival of the fittest' do not cease to exist just because humanity is involved. Cats, dogs, and other breeds have created a symbiotic relationship with us. This relationship gives them an advantage over other species and provides them assess to new more fertile hunting grounds.

  10. All animals are equal, but some more than others by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    The best way forward is to preserve habitats, not species. Then you don't have to choose for induvidual species...
    All habitats are not equal anyway (just listen to any nature documentary about a coral reef). We don't have trouble saying some are more pretty/valuable than others.

  11. Genetic samples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely the best thing to do in this case is to try and obtain and store sufficient genetic material from the surviving members of the doomed species that we can resurrect them at a later date should we have the wish/resources to do so.

  12. In the U.S. by edawstwin · · Score: 1

    The prevailing assumption today seems to be that mankind is causing every extinction on the planet and, as such, we should be working to save every species and variety of endangered animal

    If we had the attitude of Mr. Cook in the U.S., it would save loads of tax dollars and businesses wouldn't have to move or cancel expansion plans nearly as often. It's like programs that help save lives. If one costs $10,000 per life saved, and another costs $500,000 per life saved, clearly we should forgo the latter and concentrate on the former. Unfortunately, people are too sympathetic for logic to take over.

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    1. Re:In the U.S. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Or there is the coldly pragmatic approach: Calculate how much a life is worth, and just let anyone who would cost more die.

    2. Re:In the U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or there is the coldly pragmatic approach: Calculate how much a life is worth, and just let anyone who would cost more die.

      I believe that's called Libertarianism. *rimshot*

  13. Idealogical Dichotomy? by yogidog98 · · Score: 2

    I never really thought of it that way. You may bring up an interesting dichotomy: My general impression is that most most animal preservation activists tend to be evolutionists, even though evolutionists should believe that extinction is a natural part of the evolutionary cycle. On the other hand, religionists tend to believe that we should do our best to preserve every creature the deity created, but my impression is they tend to have more lax environmental policy.

    I'm not suggesting causal relationships between evolutionists and preservationist or religionists and lax environmental policy, just that they seem to be somewhat correlated--by geography if nothing else.

    1. Re:Idealogical Dichotomy? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      My impression is that in the US, the correlations are mostly there because of political parties. There's no logical reason most of them should be there. There are also some correlations due to education and its ties to liberalism and cute fuzzy animals on the one hand, and correlations between business success and lack-of-english-majory-thoughts (The why vs. the how) or cute-fuzzy-animals on the other.

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    2. Re:Idealogical Dichotomy? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The US only has two significent political parties, and they both define the sides on every debate and are in turn defined by them. Over the decades it has to some extent split the country into two ideological camps, caught in mutual loathing.

  14. I blame the biologist... by srussia · · Score: 1

    who named this thing "hairy-nosed wombat".

    It's like naming your kid "Gaylord" and being surprised he grows up to be a male nurse.

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  15. Save Smallpox by ATestR · · Score: 4, Funny

    At one point, the Smallpox variola virus was almost completely wiped out, surviving only in a few laboratories around the world.

    Now, thanks to the efforts of some people who were able to free some of those remaining captive virus, it may someday be possible to reintroduce them into the wild, allowing them to once again freely complete in nature.

    Won't that be nice? Another endangered species brought back from the brink of extinction.

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    1. Re:Save Smallpox by shuz · · Score: 1

      Viruses, depending on your definition, are not even considered life! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virus. Nasa's definition of life is "Life is a self-sustained chemical system capable of undergoing Darwinian evolution" Viruses do not strictly meet this criteria. And since we only put "life" on the endangered species list your argument fails.

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    2. Re:Save Smallpox by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      What about the plague bacteria?

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    3. Re:Save Smallpox by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      My germs!
      My precious germs!
      They never harmed a soul!
      They never had the chance!

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    4. Re:Save Smallpox by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Disease can improve the overall health and sustainability of populations.

    5. Re:Save Smallpox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Life is a self-sustained chemical system capable of undergoing Darwinian evolution" Viruses do not strictly meet this criteria.

      Neither do humans, ants, cheetahs, nor any other living thing that relies on external energy sources to drive it's metabolism. Protect any living thing from external energy and it will cease to be "living". The only living thing [afaik] that may survive it is the Waterbear.

      Just saying that being pedantic goes both ways...

    6. Re:Save Smallpox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your entire argument depends on two thing, both of which you assume and one of which you actually admit is not sound. First, your argument requires that only "life" be put on the endangered species list. You cite to no authoritative source for that point. There are different lists of endangered species. The one most people think of is probably the Red List of Threatened Species, published by the International Union for Conservation of Nature. However, other such lists exist and you have presented no proof that a list that classifies quasi-lifeforms as endangered is per se invalid.

      Second, you outright say that whether a virus is a form of life "depend[s] on your definition." Your argument, however, depends on viruses not being a form of life. You present "Nasa's definition of life" without any citation to a source. Here's an article from NASA.gov discussing the definition of life, in which viruses are specifically mentioned as a type of life and as a borderline case. NASA also recognizes that the definition of life is a flexible, evolving thing in its own right. For instance, this article discusses the effect that discovery of a bacterium that thrives on arsenic in lieu of phosphorus had on the definition of life.

      Third, and most important of all: Whooooosh! That's the sound of the point of the comment you responded to flying over your head.

    7. Re:Save Smallpox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Fucking enviromentalists, huh? These assholes think the ebola virus is more important than youre children. That's why I *ALWAYS* vote republican, because the fucking democrats are in the enviro-nazi camp.

  16. Its not politically correct to say it. by unity100 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    its WRONG to say it.

    if you have a problem, you fix it. its as simple as that. when you go into calculations of 'worth' as if your biosphere was a business venture, the 'not worth' you have 'not saved' comes bites you in the ass due to chain reactions in biosphere.

    i see that as an ill that capitalist mindset brought to our civilization - we are seeing everything from a window of 'cost/benefit'. not surprisingly, just like how economies come crashing down due to extreme adherence to these cost/benefit perspectives.there are too many variables that even the most foresighted analyst, the most complex computer forecasting cannot see and prepare for. ecosystems are no different - they are objects that are formed by inherently interrelated infinite number of elements.

    there are areas in life where you should leave nothing to chance. the ecosystem you live in, is one of them.

    1. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Indeed, it's OK to let things go extinct, at as far as the populations in the wild go, but the determination ought to be whether it's our fault or natural, not whether or not its cost effective. We're unlikely to know the cost of letting a species go extinct until it's gone. Beyond that though, this is like climate change in that the sooner you start to deal with the problem the less costly and the simpler the fix is.

    2. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Any human society will have economic limitations, the overarching design of the economic system is only relevant to the extent that it will impact those limitations.

      I.e., you can holler about it being wrong to choose, but it is very likely that we will be forced to do so.

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    3. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      And... so what *should* be base these decisions on? You do not have infinite time and resources. The world does not work that way.

    4. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      it's OK to let things go extinct ... but the determination ought to be whether it's our fault or natural, not whether or not its cost effective.

      By that logic, it's OK to let bananas go extinct, yet companies are pumping quite a lot of cash into saving them.

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    5. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by Will+Fisher · · Score: 1

      Cost/benefit is not a uniquely human attribute. When a big cat is hunting, it performs cost/benefit analysis on whether it's pray is worth chasing - based on the energy required to chase it down (cost) vs the amount of energy to be gained by eating it (benefit).

      All animals do this, more or less.

    6. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I don't see a problem there. Just because it's OK to let them go extinct doesn't necessarily mean that it's optimal to do so. Technically though, you're referring to a particular type of banana with no genetic variation and a complete inability to reproduce itself. The bananas that most of us know as bananas are in essence already extinct, they just haven't yet disappeared.

    7. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      its WRONG to say it.

      if you have a problem, you fix it. its as simple as that. when you go into calculations of 'worth' as if your biosphere was a business venture, the 'not worth' you have 'not saved' comes bites you in the ass due to chain reactions in biosphere.

      i see that as an ill that capitalist mindset brought to our civilization - we are seeing everything from a window of 'cost/benefit'. not surprisingly, just like how economies come crashing down due to extreme adherence to these cost/benefit perspectives.there are too many variables that even the most foresighted analyst, the most complex computer forecasting cannot see and prepare for. ecosystems are no different - they are objects that are formed by inherently interrelated infinite number of elements.

      there are areas in life where you should leave nothing to chance. the ecosystem you live in, is one of them.

      A capitalist is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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    8. Re:Its not politically correct to say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the determination ought to be whether it's our fault or natural,

      From an erroneous assumption like that, you won't develop any true conclusion. You can (perhaps) classify it as our fault or not our fault, but you cannot classify it as our fault or natural. That's a nonsensical choice, like determining if a substance is water or a liquid.

  17. Re:The goal is not to save species, but to save mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Please somebody kill all pandas. Spend the money to save the species that don't need to be sedated and raped so that they might have a chance of maybe giving birth to a little retarded copy of themselves without dying.
    I'm sure the original pandas were a really wonderful species(well not so sure), but by the time we started caring about them they had devolved into what they are now.

  18. In other news... by srussia · · Score: 1

    "Slashdotter creates 'worth saving' index for endangered habitats."

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  19. Morality is a legitimate part of policy by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    > Everything else is just moral masturbation.

    Perhaps, but some of us think morality should influence policy decisions, our decisions, or the decisions of institutions that study endangered animals.

    Nobody I've ever met--and nobody I would ever trust--advocates for absolute amorality. Open-mindedness, yes. Largely scientific decision-making processes, sure. But at the end of the day, one should not discount the morality of acts simply because they don't contribute to your own survival. If someone rapes a friend of mine, or even a total stranger, I don't think that's okay just because it doesn't influence my day. Even if their rationalization was "I need to make sure my evolutionary branch of humanity continues and I can't get a date, ergo this is justified by survival and rules against it are just morality."

    I do agree with a slight modification of your statement--that the most important question in the endangered species question from a resource allocation perspective is how important the creature is to the ecosystem on which humanity depends. But I don't think morality should not be a factor in policy choices. For example, even on slashdot, where rationality and science are on occasion revered, people seem to care at least a little about whether mankind is responsible for the potential demise of a creature in determining whether we have an obligation to save it.

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    1. Re:Morality is a legitimate part of policy by SleazyRidr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think there can be a lot of interesting argument where morality and rationality intersect. It can depend largely upon how you interpret morality.

      Using your example of rape. If some random stranger is raped, immediately I may not care. But the person who raped the original victim could then go on to rape my sister, or someone else could see that rape has no consequences and rape my sister. The emotion impact would then mean that I would have to support my sister, or that she would be unable to support me. Preventing the original rape then becomes a matter of self interest.

      Referring to endangered animals: we can probably agree that preventing animals from going extinct is a largely moral goal, and saving more animals is even more moral. Unfortunately, we do not have unlimited resources to save every animal there is, so directing some of our resources toward and animal that may have little to no chance of surviving anyway would reduce the available resources for other animals, potentially leading to them becoming extinct - an immoral action.

      I think a lot of this comes from humans evolution as social animals, moral actions help the whole group of people, and largely serve the purposes of the individual. People often bag on religion as deciding the moral code, but atheist morality puts a lot of this stuff in terms of helping other people, which will eventually serve your own interest.

    2. Re:Morality is a legitimate part of policy by TapeCutter · · Score: 1
      Morality and rationality, I wish those qualities were more common in slashdot summaries...

      The summary says: "[T]he wombat has been classified as not worth saving."

      TFA says: "Australian scientists say new research suggests it may not be worthwhile trying to rescue vulnerable species like the hairy-nosed wombat."

      This is by no means a new suggestion, decisions on how much effort/money is spent trying to preserve species X have been going on since the first national park was established. These guys are just the latest bunch to propose a framework for those decisions.

      People often bag on religion as deciding the moral code, but atheist morality puts a lot of this stuff in terms of helping other people, which will eventually serve your own interest.

      I'm an atheist and believe my basic sense of morality is inate in the same way my sense of smell is inate, although I can rationalse my actions in term of evolution/culture, I do not calculate "what's in it for me" when returning a lost wallet, I do it because it's the "right thing" to do. The difference between a religious person and a moral person is that a moral person will do the right thing when nobody is watching, a religious person will do the right thing because they believe god is watching.

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    3. Re:Morality is a legitimate part of policy by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I did a pretty bad job on that last sentence too. Kinda comes across as being against atheists.

      I've struggled with the idea of where "the right thing to do" came from, and to what it really leads. Yes, when I return someone's wallet, I'm not hoping for an immediate payoff, but I would like to live in a world where people return wallets, so I do my small part to that end. I think that the large strength of looking at morality this way is that you can do away with a lot of the chaff, that doesn't lead toward making the world a nicer place to live.

  20. Triage by DoomHamster · · Score: 2

    This is basically triage for endangered species. As hard as it is, you don't want to waste your time on someone with a likely irreparable mortal wound when you have five others that might be saved if they are given priority.

    1. Re:Triage by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it's not that simple. It's like there being someone who will need 3 docs operating on him while 3 patients die... but, unbeknown to the doctors, that 3-doc patient holds the life of 60 others in his grasp.

      We know precious little about how ecosystems are interconnected. It could well be that a certain species we allow to go extinct is the exclusive prey of another one. Or that their dung is needed for certain beetles to survive (which in turn are required by some flowers to get pollenized or whatever).

      Creating such a triage list is dangerous if you don't know FOR SURE what happens to the rest of your patients if you let one die.

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    2. Re:Triage by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Many of these bottom of the list creatures are merely subspecies who have no real distinction from the other members of their species except that they live in other places or they look slightly different. For some reason when humans find two endangered subspecies they believe it is better to keep them inbred and "diverse" than to allow them the strengths of a truly diverse genetic background.

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  21. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If scientists knew a little bit about human nature they'd realize that now there will be entire groups of people who will start trying to save the animals at the bottom of that list.

    1. Re:Great by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If scientists knew a little bit about human nature they'd realize that now there will be entire groups of people who will start trying to save the animals at the bottom of that list.

      Who tells you that this wasn't the real goal?

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  22. Source of the idea? by OakDragon · · Score: 1

    Did they get this idea from cracked.com?

  23. I'm confused about how they quantify things by diewlasing · · Score: 1

    What do they mean by empirical, other than this ratio they speak or and this 5000 animal number? I was under the impression that all animals had their place in the ecosystem and that if one species goes extinct, it will have an impact on other species. Or am I wrong?

  24. bison? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

    And I suppose the efforts to save the American Bison were wasted since they were down to a few hundred in number at one point.... oh wait, now they have used up all the room we have given them and cattle ranchers are complaining their are too many.

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    1. Re:bison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. There are too many cattle ranchers. When is human hunting season?

    2. Re:bison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shoot them with square bullets

    3. Re:bison? by dev.null.matt · · Score: 1

      It probably doesn't hurt matters that Bison are delicious, and have other economic uses as well.

      To be honest, when I first saw this article, that's what I was hoping it was about, creating a list of endangered species that would be of economical value to preserve. I know it sounds heartless, but in the US at least, that would be the best way to make sure an endangered species gets attention, show how you can make a buck off it if it isn't wiped out.

  25. Seems to ignore some success stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fairly well known that populations that have been drastically reduced are harder - if not impossible - to save, but picking a number as a cut-off point for "let's not even bother trying" is worrisome. The Mauritius Kestral is one example of how using such a metric would have led us astray: At it's lowest point, there were fewer than ten individuals left. The entire species should (by Bradshaw's logic) have been toast, but biologists stepped in and saved it. Today, there are several hundred birds, and the species is rebounding nicely.

    Certain facts about the birds natural history may have helped make that possible (having a historically small and isolated population, or even just not being a mammal, for example) because it reduced the vulnerability to inbreeeding depression. Maybe Bradshaw's metric does in fact take some of these factors into account as well as is possible given current understanding of them; I can't tell from the article. Regardless, the fact that species that "should" have gone extinct sometimes don't suggests we should pause before giving up on them entirely. It's an entire species at stake. Would we refuse treatment to a cancer patient because their chance of survival was only, say, 20%? Of course not. Any doctor would fight to get their patient into the percentage that survive, rather than giving up because success was uncertain. Deciding how to allocate resources to save species is a difficult problem, but any simple cut-off, especially one based on population numbers, is likely to get it wrong part of the time.

  26. Re:The goal is not to save species, but to save mo by residieu · · Score: 1

    It's called triage.

    You've got limited resources, you want those resources to go toward a worthwhile project. You don't want to waste money saving a species you have no chance of saving.

    Just like you don't waste time saving the person who's already dead when you have living people you can save around.

  27. Add to the list by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    A few more things I would like to add to the "Not Worth Saving" list - Politicians - Lawyers - Religious extremists - Lindsay Lohan - Radio DJ's who spend a lot of time focusing on Michael Jackson/Tiger Woods/Charlie Sheen/etc - Reality Television "stars" - Hugo Chavez - The RIAA/MPAA/etc - The guy who changed the spelling to "Syfy" - The guy who added wrestling to SciFi's lineup (may be the same guy as above) - People who use IE6 - Steve Ballmer - SCO - People that bother to read the featured article Please note that about half the people listed above will eventually cause their own extinction anyway...

    1. Re:Add to the list by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not fast enough though. It's time to start a fund raiser to speed it up.

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  28. Re:The goal is not to save species, but to save mo by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    a species that has no habitat to be returned to even if we could somehow boost it's population up to sustainable levels.

    And the reason for the loss of habitat? Man. We are the ones who created the reason pandas don't have enough room, or food, to survive.

    A similar story goes for the Snow Leopard, Siberian Tiger, Indian Tiger, and a whole host of other animals. We are the ones destroying their habitat or killing them (for body parts to be used in superstitious rituals, not for food) at a rate faster than they can reproduce.

    While one can argue nature is taking its course, I will refer you to the infamous quote from The Matrix:

    Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure.

    I don't necessarily agree with the final few words, but the rest are accurate.

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  29. just make an exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look if all you want is to preserve the numbers of species, hit your local gene splicing lab. Take all the little critters that reproduce well, splice in some extra bits, hack out some bits so the modified version can't mate with the non-modified and voila you can keep the species numbers up. Imagine seventy six different phosphorescent rat species! 36 different colors of cockroaches! 50+ species of carp-like critters with producing different enzymes and eating different aquatic flora!

  30. Wombat? It's all in the name... by Aphrika · · Score: 1

    Waste of money, brains and time...

    It's an acronym I use at work now and again, I can't see why it can't be applied to it's namesake.

  31. Here's what's not going extinct: by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    Cows, chickens, pigs, lobsters, etc. I'll bet there would be a lot more hairy-nosed wombats in the ecosystem if I could have one for breakfast.

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    1. Re:Here's what's not going extinct: by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      I'll bet there would be a lot more hairy-nosed wombats in the ecosystem if I could have one for breakfast.

      Because being edible totally saved the passenger pigeon.

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    2. Re:Here's what's not going extinct: by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Yep, being edible and even tasty worked really well for the passenger pigeon and the dodo.

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  32. scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I glance-read that as scientologists... and was only mildly surprised.

  33. Do We Need 'Em? by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

    I hope the seminal work of Karl Pilkington is getting the attention it deserves in this field.

  34. Glad we're omniscient by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    And since we know every possible effect the existence (or extinction) of an animal has to the ecosystem, we can sensibly make that list in the first place.

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    1. Re:Glad we're omniscient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q!! Where ya been dude? How's the wife and kid?

    2. Re:Glad we're omniscient by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Right because science is all about being paralyzed with endless uncertainty, and making no conclusions until you're sure your statement is utterly infallible for all time.

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    3. Re:Glad we're omniscient by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      And since we know every possible effect the existence (or extinction) of an animal has to the ecosystem, we can sensibly make that list in the first place.

      So we should spend endless amounts of money on hopelessly trying to save EVERY endangered species rather than saving only the ones that can actually be saved. Who wants to pick up the bill for that one? I think Opportunist (166417) has volunteered himself to take this Opportunity (LOLOLOLOL) to be the first one to go broke for this useless cause.

  35. Make Them Food by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    One of the things to consider is the cost benefit as a whole. But the problem is, what is the true benefit of saving anything. The benefit can be quantified if you turn endangered animals into food and products.

    While PETA may not like it, the reason there is an abundance of Bison/buffalo is because of its valuable as food. We would likely see a sharp decline in bovine if McDonald's only sold chicken and if leather went completely out of style. It has been proposed to do the same for Tigers, Pandas, and even Whales.

    The idea is, you license ranchers to raise these animals as stock. The idea is simple. Give the ranchers a financial incentive to expand the population of endangered animals, and they will do so out of a desire for profit. They will also actively fight to maintain the necessary habitat for them. It's win-win, and who doesn't want a whale skin hubcaps? I know Dennis Leary does.

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    1. Re:Make Them Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet many Chinese can make a killer Tiger ball stew. Most endangered animals have their body parts sought after by folk medicine shops. Wanna save tiger's, sell their balls to Ms. Liu. She'll eat them. And the rest will go to millionaire travellors in Bangkok who will order it just because they can.

  36. Seriously? by koan · · Score: 1

    In the scheme of "worth saving" where do humans fit in? You know since we cause all the problems.

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  37. Not a chance? by Aldenissin · · Score: 1

    California Condor, Buffalo, etc. Scientists, letting their "faith" get in the way of good science.

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    1. Re:Not a chance? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Buffalo have been brought back from the verge of extinction because they are kinda tasty. I don't know why we've worked so hard to save the California Condor, but then I've never had a Condor egg omelette.

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    2. Re:Not a chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with a bison, if you give it space, and don't shoot it, it'll do ok on its own. Not many predators can take town a grown bison. A hairy-nosed-wombat? You've got to protect them from assorted predators as well as making sure it has space and food.

  38. I hear ya. by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean.
    Though I haven't taken to your particular example of legitimizing rape, I have been tempted to believe some other offensive things in the process of treating morality as an emotion to be passed over in favor of "logical self-interest", which may or may not coincide with common moral conceptions. (However, I am still quite willing to consider a different moral angle on moral issues such as environmental protection.)

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  39. Canadian geese by Culture20 · · Score: 2

    Not worth saving.

    1. Re:Canadian geese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extinction of Canadian geese would seriously alter their ecosystem. What other species could possibly match the efficiency of Canadian geese in covering a large area with fecal matter?

    2. Re:Canadian geese by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Extinction of Canadian geese would seriously alter their ecosystem. What other species could possibly match the efficiency of Canadian geese in covering a large area with fecal matter?

      The sad thing is: they're not in "their" ecosystem any more. They used to fly over the majority of the US, wintering in the south and summering in Canada and the north. Now that we have endless retention ponds and man-made lakes, the geese have decided that all of the US is a nice place to spend the summer. And the retention ponds are in places with few natural predators, and man is prevented from hunting them by law. Cars are their biggest threat, and they're too stupid to be scared of them (not really true; they're smart enough to learn from an early age that cars always stop for them, and sometimes honk pleasantly as they pass. One or two geese die here or there, but thousands of others command respect from the giant metal stampeding beasts).

    3. Re:Canadian geese by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Pacific islands that are/were strip-mined for phosphate got their phosphate from the meters-thick layers of bird crap deposited over thousands of years, so while Canadian geese are indeed vile creatures, it's not like bird crap can't be useful :)

    4. Re:Canadian geese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Portuguese?

  40. Are humans causing it... by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Yes

    It is true, extinction is a natural thing and some species would go extinct without human interference. The thing is human influence is now so thorough, effecting every environment on Earth it is hard to imagine that any species would be in the same situation today, for better or worse if humans hadn't developed technology or perhaps never existed at all.

    Sure, extinction is an important part of evolution but so is genetic diversity. The planet is losing that diversity very quickly due to human influence. If we could stop every extinction (of course we cannot) then it would be good if we did so at least until we can learn to live cleaner and not be the cause of so many extinctions. Then we could let nature take it's course again.

    Of course this is all academic b/c there is no way we could just suddenly halt all extinctions. It sounds like what the researchers are proposing is a form of triage. Divert resources from the lost causes so we can have better success with the rest. That might not be such a bad idea.

  41. all are worth saving. life also equals knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALL species are worth saving from extinction, because every species represents a blueprint of a successful configuration of DNA that resulted in life.

    It's not JUST their living existence that is important (and it IS important, simply because life itself is a worthwhile thing in this great big universe of mostly particles and energy and void), but their existence also represents KNOWLEDGE. Knowledge of a combination of DNA, making up a particular species with various different traits that lives (or lived) in a particular environment and survive (survived) on particular nutrients.

    All life is important, and all knowledge is important. Losing any of it may be inevitable in the long run, but we should do everything we can to preserve as much as we can for as long as we can. We can't change the past, but rolling over and accepting any future extinctions is a victory for ignorance.

    As far as I'm concerned, people that are OK with any species dying out (especially for the sake of 'convenience' or 'profit') are worse than the medieval church and the book burning Nazi's. Books at least can be replaced if we re-discover basic, universal knowledge, but a valid DNA 'blueprint' may never be seen again.

    Also, we aren't gaining new species as fast as we're losing them these days. So I guess you people are just going to keep checking species off the list ("oh well they were about gone anyway. can't be helped. too bad. hey wanna grab a beer?") until we're down to just humans eh?

  42. Not worth saving? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    So we should just give up an trying to save ethical politicians because they are far too few in number to survive anyway? Perhaps we could base the decision on whether or not to save them based on other factors, like "cuteness" or "taste". In that case, we should just go ahead and let the giant condor die off -- they're ugly and nobody wants to eat them.

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  43. Re:all are worth saving. life also equals knowledg by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
    If they are going extinct, then by definition their DNA is NOT successful.

    Also, we aren't gaining new species as fast as we're losing them these days.

    A few more Chernobyls and Fukashimas should solve that problem!

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  44. Whooping Crane by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    The population of whooping cranes got as low as 20. With lots of effort and publicity, 45 years later there are now about 400. If we followed the judgement of this joker, there'd be no whoopers now. Professor Corey Bradshaw? HAH! More like Professor Irwin Corey.

    Yes, some economic judgement has to be applied to saving species, but the crucial thing is to use good judgement.

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  45. Re:Predicted future news: ------- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait for it...wait for it....

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  47. No, not really by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, not really. A cow would actually have the digestive tract that can break down cellulose walls and extract a lot more nutrient from that bamboo. A panda is more like an overgrown carnivore, with a carnivore digestive tract, which eats bamboo, and shits most of it undigested.

    It gets extremely little protein or energy per pound eaten, and in fact ridiculously so. It has to spend most of its day eating, and avoid moving too much or too fast, or it will literally starve to death. It can't even walk up more than very gentle slopes, because it just doesn't have the energy budget for that. Chasing prey or running away from a predator is right out.

    Even the low reproduction rate may well have to do with just not having the energy or protein to produce or feed larger litters. It has nothing to do with some clever design that protects the environment (there isn't any conceivable evolutionary pressure that takes that into account), but simply with the fact that it's so piss-poor at feeding itself, that it just can't do more than a cub in a blue moon.

    Truth is, it's not very fit, in the survival of the fittest sense, and it doesn't have an isolated niche like the animals in Australia had. I mean, it is isolated by mountains and deserts, which posed a barrier to other species coming in, but it's not nearly as insurmountable as thousands of miles of ocean are. In the wild, it would be only a matter of time before some predator evolves or manages to get over the mountains to fill the niche of feeding on all those juicy pandas, or some bigger herbivore comes to out-compete them.

    It's also a very new species, at evolution scales. The earliest thing even remotely recognizable as a panda lived some three million years ago (though the intermediate links evolving in that direction are, obviously, older.) By way of comparison, our split between us and chimps is 6 million years ago.

    It's too early to say it would be such a viable species without us.

    And either way, it was a piss-poor species which existed there just by virtue of being isolated from either predators or prey or competing species. It's a carnivore who had to start eating bamboo just for lack of prey, never got any good at it, and survived in that niche only for lack of competition. In a sense, it was already living in a natural zoo, and it would become extinct within decades of those barriers around it failing in any way.

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    1. Re:No, not really by quatin · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you got the idea pandas lived in an isolated habitat. The historical range of giant pandas covers more than half of China. They only exist in isolated mountain valleys today, because it is difficult for people to develop in those areas. Despite their evolutionary short comings, they survived quite well before human interference.

    2. Re:No, not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great insight!

  48. Just save the DNA by Aoet_325 · · Score: 1

    No need to try to save everything but if we know something is going to die off we should at least try to save it's DNA so we can clone it later if we need it for something or just want to study it.

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  50. Are Humans on that list? by cutecub · · Score: 1

    ...because I know some harry-nosed wombats who would prefer it if we weren't.

    -S

  51. What we don't realize... by dclozier · · Score: 1

    Is that somewhere in the universe the human race is on such a list as well.

  52. Nature reinvents itself by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I hate to say this, but for species that have no chance of being saved, I can't justify the costs. Personally, I'd like to try and save all species for the biodiversity, but if there truly are species that just can't last... sorry. If they can be saved, but it costs a lot, save them. This is facetious, but remember Star Trek 4? Never know when the ding-wing 5-toed sloth-bat may be important in the future.

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    1. Re:Nature reinvents itself by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Personally, while I don't think we should be trying to save these kinds of species in the wild I do think that what we should be doing is to catelog and preserve as many unique DNA specimines as possible. Create an international network of cookie-cutter repositories similar to the one in Scandanavia that is being used to store plant seeds in case of catastrophic natural disaster and share the whole library of genetic samples across the network. Just keep them all cryogenically frozen in case we ever find a need for them.

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    2. Re:Nature reinvents itself by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Yes, very good idea! I completely forgot about that base after watching a show about it. Because, who knows what we will be able to do with DNA in the future? I like your thinking.

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  53. Population bottlenecks by GameMaster · · Score: 1

    This doesn't sound like a horrible idea to me but I do have to say that it's a good thing this list wasn't around ~100,000 years ago:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_bottleneck#Humans

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  54. Re:The goal is not to save species, but to save mo by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    Really.

    You agree that mammals have some sort of "Instinct" that lets it develop a natural equilibrium with it's surrounding environment?

    There is no such instinct. At best it can be loosely translated to "Starving to death" or being killed by it's environment in some way because the animal is competing for limited resources.

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  55. i want a "worth reviving" index by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    start with things we can find tissue for:

    the great auk

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Auk

    the dodo

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo

    the baiji

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baiji

    the woolly mammoth

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolly_mammoth

    the irish elk

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Elk

    etc.

    it's doubtful, but i'd love to see a stellar's sea cow too someday:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar's_Sea_Cow

    basically, a 30 foot arctic manatee. killed by europeans in a quarter century. sad

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  56. Bewildered at the thought of this being applied... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read most of the responses and good points are made here and there, but I gotta be honest my gut reaction to this whole idea is not good! And follows along the lines of ... An index to evaluate the worth of saving/reviving for endangered species ?!?!?! While perhaps not politically correct to say so, I am betting Hitler and fans would have LOVED this idea! How about we turn the tables and apply it to each and every single human being on every corner of the planet - not this group or that and see how this idea flies!!! Perhaps "in the name of goodness and the almighty dollar" that would be an index that could save the world and all endangered species, alike!!! When will we learn, it is our thinking that puts us down as somehow "superior" to make such "value" judgements....not this is NOT the same as discernment. Not to mention such thinking is seriously crippled in the deepest of insight to the bazillion of invisible factors that happen throughout every level of living organisms and making this world balanced and continue to go 'round!

  57. meddling isn't selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unless correcting some kind of impact we've had on an environment, why not let nature take its course?

  58. Ironically, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the very process of creating the index drops humans to 0.

  59. Sadest post ever by dargaud · · Score: 1

    I think reading that article ruined my WE...

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  60. .."Worth Having" sex For For Endangered Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what I read on first instance. I know I'm tired and it's Friday!

  61. Dennis Leary beat you to it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dennis Leary: My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually.

    Dennis: What are you?

    Otter: I'm an otter.

    Dennis: And what do you do?

    Otter: I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.

    Dennis: You're free to go. And what are you?

    Cow: I'm a cow.

    Denis: Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!

    Cow: But I'm an animal.

    Dennis: You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!

    Cow: I'm an animal, I have rights!

    Dennis: (pointing at leather jacket) Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!

  62. Malaria Mosquito by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    No one ever thinks of the poor endangered malaria mosquito! Once this majestic predator roamed the plains by the tens of billions, but due to human encroachment and habitat destruction, they're now down to a few herds of only a few billions each! If we don't do something before it's too late, their primary prey may suffer a huge population explosion and subsequent starvation! We must act now to save the endangered malaria mosquito!

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  63. Ummmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure someone else said this already; but, got DNA?

  64. Of course it's us by spage · · Score: 1

    People pave paradise, cut down native ecosystems and replace with farming and livestock, carve wilderness regions into isolated populations with roads and development, introduce alien species, and it's "settled facts" (according to the latest report from the National Academies of science and engineering) have caused the recent observed global warming. What the fuck else do you think is causing species to go extinct at a rate that strongly suggests we're living at the brink of the sixth great extinction event?

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  65. mankind fine, other species dying off by spage · · Score: 1

    What are you on about? "People" aren't remotely in danger of extinction, but 18,351 species are on the IUCN's Red list of threatened species. Most because of habitat loss, i.e. human activity.

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    1. Re:mankind fine, other species dying off by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Humans need some animals. Bees for example. We aren't going to let them go extinct just because some natural selection pressure may be at fault, rather than human behavior.

      And for the animals humans don't benefit from... Why SHOULD we save them? And no the answer can't be recursive logic or hypothetical ignorance of the consequences.

      In short, whether humans are to blame or not is of no consequence, in any way, to anyone or anything.

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  66. Extinction by numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the human presence grows, and alters conditions, those organisms that fail to adapt will perish. I mean really, we have, at times, made it impossible for humans to survive. What chance do other life forms have once we inhabit their territory? How many of us actually spend time
    considering how our actions might affect our fellow creatures?