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Ubisoft Launches Movie Studio To Make Movies of Its Games

Variety reports that Ubisoft, the game studio behind Assassin's Creed, the Tom Clancy games and the recent Prince of Persia titles, has launched Ubisoft Motion Pictures for the purpose of turning its game franchises into TV and movie franchises. "Ubisoft's Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time was brought to the bigscreen by Jerry Bruckheimer, with Jake Gyllenhaal in the lead. The 2010 pic grossed about $335 million worldwide. The publisher started expanding its reach in 2007, when it launched Ubisoft Digital Arts, a computer animation studio, which created Avatar's ground-breaking 3D vidgame. A year later, it acquired Montreal-based visual effects house Hybride Technologies."

114 comments

  1. A good sign? by Chardansearavitriol · · Score: 2

    It seems almost obvious really -- why would anyone trust their game>movie experience to an outside group? Having the game makers and designers working on it can only improve what has been, for quite some time, a really awful form of movie. At the same time though, I'm reminded of the mario bros. movie, which I actually like. There was no way they could translate mario into a sane movie, and It was a bad and obvious choice. I fear we may see much more of this, since the differences between the mediums are so huge. That or all our games will become like movies. But that terrifies me so I refuse to acknowledge it.

    1. Re:A good sign? by exomondo · · Score: 2

      Having the game makers and designers working on it can only improve what has been, for quite some time, a really awful form of movie.

      Mainly because of Uwe Bol.

    2. Re:A good sign? by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I read the headline and face palmed myself so hard I passed out.

    3. Re:A good sign? by aronzak · · Score: 1

      Mainly because of Uwe Bol.

      Don't get your hopes up; this is Ubisoft we're talking about

    4. Re:A good sign? by Sulphur · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I read the headline and face palmed myself so hard I passed out.

      Had you used face palm oil, then your hand would have slid off harmlessly.

    5. Re:A good sign? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree - it's what Marvel have done with their movies. They made a movie company, because every time they tried to make a movie based on their comics, they'd either get massively ripped off, or the movie would be horrible, or both. They usually end up partnering with a major studio for distribution, but that's usually past the post.

    6. Re:A good sign? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's Ubi we're talking here. They might just hire him as their creative director.

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    7. Re:A good sign? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Great advice, gee, thanks. Now I hit the head on my table and woke my boss. And now I sit here in the office with some slick stuff on my palms, a dizzy look on my face and you better have some idea how to explain THAT to him!

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    8. Re:A good sign? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Great advice, gee, thanks. Now I hit the head on my table and woke my boss. And now I sit here in the office with some slick stuff on my palms, a dizzy look on my face and you better have some idea how to explain THAT to him!

      Next time swing hand toward face, and not face toward hand. I hope this helps.

    9. Re:A good sign? by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Uwe-Bol-isoft?

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    10. Re:A good sign? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      What sucks is you'll have to have an online constant connection in the theater to actually see any movie they put out.

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    11. Re:A good sign? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2

      Have you seen the quality of stories / writing that comes out of games? Publishers aren't exactly capable of filtering out shit.

    12. Re:A good sign? by Pumpkin+Tuna · · Score: 1

      "Having the game makers and designers working on it can only improve what has been, for quite some time, a really awful form of movie."

      Yes, perhaps we'll have more pieces of high art like the Wing Commander movie if the creator's of the game are involved.

    13. Re:A good sign? by tripleevenfall · · Score: 2

      Making big, dumb Bruckheimer movies isn't really an improvement.

    14. Re:A good sign? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      At least Uwe Bol movies have a self-awareness of their own silliness. Michael Bay, on the other hand....

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    15. Re:A good sign? by delinear · · Score: 1

      I could live with that, but when I tried to use my legitimately purchased ticket to get in, they didn't like some of the other tickets I happened to have in my wallet at the time and refused me entry.

    16. Re:A good sign? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Uwe Bole is basically an in-real-life troll, right? I'm sure nothing makes him more happy than seeing the nerd rage that happens whenever his name is mentioned or he makes a new movie that shits on some nerds favorite video game.

    17. Re:A good sign? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      They made a movie company, because every time they tried to make a movie based on their comics, they'd either get massively ripped off, or the movie would be horrible, or both.

      So basically they no longer get ripped off by they can still make shitty movie.

    18. Re:A good sign? by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

      Bruckheimer has mostly stuck to TV in the past decade. If you're gonna complain about terrible big budget films, complain about Michael Bay. He seems to shit out three or four awful, plot-free, explosion-laden films a year.

    19. Re:A good sign? by Chardansearavitriol · · Score: 1

      Huh. I somehow had managed to completely blank what sort of games Ubisoft did out of my mind. Now I remember. And I was having such a nice day too.

    20. Re:A good sign? by lostthoughts54 · · Score: 1

      Anyone see Postal? I love that movie. Aside from that Uwe Bol shouldnt be allowed to touch any video game movie.

  2. Remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That movie called "Ass" from Idiocracy?

    1. Re:Remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won best screenplay.

  3. Don't hire Uwe Boll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please please don't hire Uwe Boll!

    1. Re:Don't hire Uwe Boll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh they will, so they get someone to whine about piracy even more, it's a perfect match.

    2. Re:Don't hire Uwe Boll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But obviously they need to hire people who have experience in the movie business, and if the candidate has previous experience in game-to-movie conversions, all the better!

    3. Re:Don't hire Uwe Boll! by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they'll debut with a cooperation between Uwe Boll and Michael Bay.

  4. Vidgame? by ischorr · · Score: 1

    Vidgame? Is that a thing? Or just that "kids today can't be bothered to call something by a name longer than two syllables" way that marketeers rename TV shows and movies...?

    1. Re:Vidgame? by ischorr · · Score: 1

      "Tonight, on a special episode of HowMom..."

    2. Re:Vidgame? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Yes, because this is the first generation ever to use contractions

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    3. Re:Vidgame? by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Not just that, but I don't remember it being ground-breaking at all. It was a bit boring.

    4. Re:Vidgame? by Zider · · Score: 1

      Episode has three syllables, it would probably be shortened to "e-sode" or just "epi"

    5. Re:Vidgame? by QuietMarin · · Score: 1

      That's just the way they roll at Variety. They're famous for having their own slang and abbreviations they use in their headlines and stories. The most commonly cited reference is the headline "Hicks nix stix pics," which means that movie viewers in the mid-west don't go to movies set in the mid-west. They even keep a glossary on their website.

    6. Re:Vidgame? by QuietMarin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the proper headline was STICKS NIX HICK PIX.

  5. New Ubisoft theater requirements by fox171171 · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you go to the theater you have to get RFID chipped, and if the scanners lose the internet connection, the movie won't play.

    1. Re:New Ubisoft theater requirements by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      You also need a constant internet connection plugged into your skull.

      *Bathroom use is extra at theaters showing ubisoft productions.

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    2. Re:New Ubisoft theater requirements by vgerclover · · Score: 1

      This isn't funny, it's insightful.

    3. Re:New Ubisoft theater requirements by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Will that be before signing up for an online account or after the online registration? I'm assuming it can't be done until you've purchased your popcorn, soda, and candy.

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  6. A common mistake ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Having the game makers and designers working on it can only improve what has been, for quite some time, a really awful form of movie.

    Game development and movie development are different skills, one is long duration interactive entertainment and the other is short duration passive entertainment. You seem to be making a very common mistake, assuming great talent in one area translates to great talent in another area. Whatever comes second, the movie adapted from the game or the game adapted from the movie, is usually inferior because of the budgeting and scheduling. Ie the constraints imposed on the development team and not necessarily the ability of the development team.

    1. Re:A common mistake ... by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Game development and movie development are different skills, one is long duration interactive entertainment and the other is short duration passive entertainment.

      True. However, the game-to-movie direction today has more promise than the movie-to-game direction. Games made from movie franchises tend to be track rides - you will follow the plot. On the other hand, a free-play game provides known characters and settings on which a screenwriter can build a plot - even when the game barely has one. ("Prince of Persia" comes to mind.)

    2. Re:A common mistake ... by ciderbrew · · Score: 2

      I think they'll have a lot of talent at being able to use tools for all the previs work. Every bit could be blocked out in a game engine and tested over and over. If they get a director sitting over someone's shoulder and allow the DP to do his job I think they could get some good work done.
      It will still be shite as stories from games just don't need telling, they need playing!

    3. Re:A common mistake ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Game development and movie development are different skills

      Game development is a vague term which can include many different disciplines. In Ubisoft's case they have been making (pretty good) films about and for their games for years.

      You seem to be making a very common mistake, assuming great talent in one area translates to great talent in another area.

      That's a huge assumption from what the op wrote.

      is usually inferior because of the budgeting and scheduling. Ie the constraints imposed on the development team and not necessarily the ability of the development team.

      So, now you destroy your previous argument by saying talent doesn't matter as much as budgeting and scheduling, which Ubisoft will undoubtedly be better at than if they hired out the job.

      I don't get it. Did you have a point?

    4. Re:A common mistake ... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Then why didn't the Prince of Persia screenwriters build a plot? (I was so disapointed that I thought about sending Disney a bill for the time I spent watching it...)

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    5. Re:A common mistake ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      So, now you destroy your previous argument by saying talent doesn't matter as much as budgeting and scheduling, which Ubisoft will undoubtedly be better at than if they hired out the job. I don't get it. Did you have a point?

      No, you missed the point by a wide mark, and of course as the writer that is my fault. My point is that game and movie development require different skill sets and approaches, and that high performing individuals in one field may not perform very highly in the other. A corollary to this is that even when you do have high performing individuals (possible outside experts) they can be undermined by time and money. So if a game inspired movie is done poorly it may be that the wrong people worked on it, or maybe the right people worked on it but they had insufficient time and resources, or perhaps ...

  7. AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haters gonna hate - AC: Lineage series was pretty decent. I would love to see a AC screen adaptation. PoP, if they can pull it off with a little less campyness, I'd be fine in seeing another go at that.

  8. Learned nothing from Square Pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not to mention movies made out of video games tend to not fare well anyway.

  9. Good news by optymizer · · Score: 1

    I hope the CEO of Blizzard reads this news and says: "We're going to create our own movie studio!". Hell, it's about time.

    1. Re:Good news by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      So long as they drop that dumbass idea to do live action, and just have their cinematic animators do it.

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  10. 'Myst' movie is in the works by Frans+Faase · · Score: 2

    A 'Myst' movie is already in the works. It will not be primarily be based on one of the games, but one of the novels, and its provisory title is "Myst: The Book of Ti’ana". For more information, see mystmovie.com.

  11. How convenient by Guspaz · · Score: 2

    How convenient, Ubisoft's largest studio happens to be in a city equipped for major motion picture production, Montreal. A city that can fill in both for European and American cities, with major sound stages and VFX companies.

  12. Vidgame? by xucrystal2011 · · Score: 0

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  13. Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a moviegoer that "sees everything that is not too dumb for words" I avoid movies that have anything to do with videogames because, so far, they universally suck. There's nothing remotely believable about the movies, the are all computer video effects and no real story that makes much of any sense. Everything is simply game-play on the screen, and I don't get to have any fun with it.

    Coming in a close second is "movies having anything to do with existent toys", which would mean things like the transformer series. Saw a trailer for the upcoming transformers movie last night. Nope, gonna miss that one, too.

    Wanna sell me a movie ticket? Tell me a story, preferably with MOVIE STARS in it, not some bozo I've never heard of before that, incidentally, doesn't know squat about acting. Last night's movie for me was Fast Five. At least we have a star or 2, and some fun car chases. Yeah, its terminally stupid, too, but at least fun to look at.

    Best movie in the theater at the moment? The Conspirator. Now, THAT tells a story. Water for Elephants, 2nd best, and ditto, tells a story.

    Surprisingly, the comic book series have proved very entertaining, although any new movie having anything to do with anything from DC comics is getting a pass as long as the writers think that Superman should somehow be ashamed of being a US citizen, and wishes to renounce that citizenship. They can all go pound sand...

    1. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by MemoryDragon · · Score: 2

      Yes thats really weird, the cutscenes of the games usually are better movies than the movies based on video games. I guess this is due to the fact that the game creators care about the stories they want to tell while Hollywood only cares about cashing in on a name and thinks they can shove everything down the throat to their supposed 12 year old target audience. Hollywood has not gotten the clue that the majority of the people who play those games are in between 20 and 35.
      I have not even remotely cared about the PoP movie once I saw that Bruckheimer was directing it, they probably butchered anything Mechner had written for the movie to death before releasing it.
      It also was kind of interesting to see how bad the Tomb Raider movies had been, there was a chance to make another indiana jones style movie they blew it big time and those were some of the better adaptions.

    2. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I agree, many of the game cutscenes have been more entertaining as of late than what Hollywood has been cranking out. If I were looking to make a game movie the C&C Kane storylines would be a good place to start. here you have a mysterious alien rock eating the planet but that can also be used as a power source, a MIC that guards the last green zones for the rich elite, and the enemy commander may or may not be the Cain cast out by God.

      I'd add the original Bioshock but frankly I'd have no clue how you could film that without ending up with a Uwe Boll stinkfest. It just had too many things your audience would have to know about (such as Atlas Shrugged) and building that dark depressive atmosphere would be a bitch.

      In the end I think that's the problem that I don't think Ubisoft is gonna be able to fix. A really good story driven game will usually take a good 5 hours minimum, some over 10, and will require the player to keep up with a hell of a lot of backstory and or mythos. Trying to condense that down into a 2 hour story that makes any sense will either involve throwing most if not all the plot away or trying to cram so much dialog into such a small space while keeping the action it would be like having Hamlet performed while the characters are playing Rambo.

      Hell look at Iron Man and Batman Begins, they pretty much had to throw away a good 2/3rd of the movie on the origin story just to get everyone up to speed, and that is with characters most folks know. Can you imagine how much that would take for C&C Kane or C&C:Red Alert or Bioshock? Ugh and if we thought the "cake is a lie" jokes were bad we'd probably be seeing "would you kindly?" written and parroted every damned place for a good two years if the Bioshock movie was good, ugh.

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    3. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2

      "I avoid movies that have anything to do with videogames because, so far, they universally suck"

      Silent Hill.

    4. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Frankly I think your first example "Fast Five" sucks just as hard as most video game movies. The "stars" in that movie don't know squat about acting, the car chases are mostly special effects, and the story is pretty retarded. You say it's "at least fun to look at", but I think that's the trap most video game movies fall into: focusing too much on the visuals at the cost of story.

      Being a recognizable "movie star" doesn't mean you can act, and a lot of video game movies have "movie stars" in them. BloodRayne has to be one of the worst movies ever, and it featured Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, and Matthew Davis. Max Payne has Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Ludacris, and Beau Bridges. These are just a few of the many examples.

      Horrible directing and absolute shit story adaptions are to blame IMO. Look up Uwe Boll; the man singlehandedly gave the genre a bad name.

    5. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      You want a story? Then forget the movies, they are just too short. Grab a great TV series and you get great story and lots of fun. Series like Babylon 5, Quantum Leap, Jericho, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly....

      Oh, most of those have had actors who "no one know". Not big Movie Stars like Vin Diesel etc....
      There are lots of great actors who are better than most of big movie stars are, but they have never got or went to movie business.

      The same thing applies to TV series as for books and comic books. They are long and they bring up more small things in every episode than what movie needs to tell in one line if even it all.

       

    6. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      I almost agree. But the ones you've stated do tend follow a set formula for their 33min of screen time. When you watch them back to back you can start tell how far you've watched by plot points they've reached. I always think of it like some xml format for plot telling.
      The first dexter didn't do this so obviously and I would say its a prime example of a full story in a TV series. No pointless filler episodes either.

      Firefly will always be shiny.

    7. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wanna sell me a movie ticket? Tell me a story, preferably with MOVIE STARS in it, not some bozo I've never heard of before that, incidentally, doesn't know squat about acting.

      One of the last few movies that Ive seen for the first time recently had absolutely no one I had ever heard of, and it was probably one of the best movies I have ever seen. The movie was Winter's Bone. It shows that having a big name star in a movie does not make the movie good; in many cases, the big name actor either overshadows everything else, or simply plays every character exactly the same, without even subtle changes from film to film.

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    8. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I avoid movies that have anything to do with videogames because, so far, they universally suck"

      Silent Hill.

      The style over substance cheese-fest with Radha Mitchel in it? Yes, that's typical of videogame movies but why did you stop at one nonsensical, plotless game movie that sucked?

    9. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

      Silent Hill is generally acknowledged as the best videogame-to-movie adaptation, and I agree. It captured the game's atmosphere very well, and even added to it. Not every movie has to be a character-driven story. A movie that offers only action, comedy, gore, or scares, is still a good movie if that's what you want to see. So I disagree with the OP's assertion that videogame adaptations "universally suck".

    10. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Silent Hill? I never saw that come thru my local movie theater. I've seen lots of titles in these replies of movies I never saw on the marquee at my local theater. Maybe they came thru during late '07 - early '08, when I was in Iraq? OBTW, I mostly only look at new movies that come thru theaters. Don't rent movies, don't steal 'em off the net either, and mostly can't stand watching anything on commercial TV 'cuz of, well, the commercials. Even on DVR, its generally not worth the annoyance of having to fast foward thru 6 minutes of commercials for every 8 - 9 minutes of story. But hey, I'm ancient at age 63, and enjoy the way things were, once upon a time, I guess.

    11. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Fast 5 is no Academy Award candidate, for sure. But at least things seem to happen ALMOST for real. No, they couldn't do what they did with that train. And ripping a vault out of its concrete mount and dragging it down the road for miles is totally impossible,but using it as a weapon against the cops that are chasing them was just FUN. But they'd have needed a pair of Caterpillar tractors to drag the thing, much more slowly.

      But I'm thinking of a video game movie lately, can't remember the name, but was full of zombies, and the whole thing just didn't make sense, at all. And I think I remember some big galoot with a large hammer in the thing, now where the H did that come from? And never mind the zombies that are impossible, as is their continued survival.

      Then there's the other stuff in video game movies, where the hero(s) fall or jump some godawful height and land on 1 foot, 1 knee, and 1 hand in a crouch. Naw, they woulda splattered. That kinda stuff. And then in video game movies, things happen not because its a good idea for the story, but because that is a task that the game designer wants the player to have in a subsequent game based on the movie, or that _is_ a task already in a game that the movie is based on.

      I just find movies that are associated with a video game more frustrating than anything else.

    12. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I always think of it like some xml format for plot telling.

      I really need to find a torrent of that xml template before November, then...

    13. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last night's movie for me was Fast Five. At least we have a star or 2, and some fun car chases. Yeah, its terminally stupid, too, but at least fun to look at.

      Look, you don't need to post a tl;dr rant about this - just admit you wanna fuck Vin Diesel and get over it.

    14. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Water for Elephants, 2nd best, and ditto, tells a story.

      Ah, I see, you don't mind if a movie is shit, as long as it's pretentious.

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    15. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Silent Hill is generally acknowledged as the best videogame-to-movie adaptation,

      Yes, and Martin Borman was the best senior Nazi.

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    16. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      The thing is, videogames and movies serve two different purposes. A videogame serves to entertain, either solo or alone.

      A movie's purpose is NOT to entertain. Instead, it's purpose is to put asses in seats.

      Those two differences in purpose, while not typically mutually exclusive, do come to be at odds very often. If it's a game, typically the one that leads to more entertainment wins. If it's a movie, though, the result that will put more asses in seats will generally win out.

      After all, we have summer blockbusters that make tons of money but plots consisting of not more than a couple of words, main characters thinner than tissue in depth, and plot holes that serve as a structural element.

      It's why all media adaptations are hard. Each medium has a different sort of expectation to it. A videogame has different pacing than that of a book (e.g., a book can go in-depth into character development and past history for chapters - videogames can't or you bore the audience). A book has different requirements compared to a movie (ditto). Etc. It's very difficult to do any sort of adaptation - at best all you can do is try to make each medium complementary to each other.

      The other thing is, well, the audience makeup varies and media overlaps don't tend to be very big. Sure a videogame can be made into a movie, but the audience seeing the movie alone is bigger than the audience seeing the movie after playing the game.

      It's not easy, and requires a lot of skill. It's why Marvel Studios started doing independent productions (Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Hulk, and now Thor). Or something like how Microsoft has to set up a group to manage its Halo property (besides several successful games, they've got bestselling books and some popular comics and other licensed materials, and probably why the movie kept getting cancelled).

    17. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a moviegoer that "sees everything that is not too dumb for words" I avoid movies that have anything to do with videogames because, so far, they universally suck.

      Then you're missing out on some entertaining movies. I know, most videogame movies fall into the "too dumb for words" category, but a few of the more recent ones are surprisingly entertaining. No, they'll never win any academy awards, but they're at least as good as your typical action movie.

      My rule of thumb for the quality of a videogame movie is: does it stand alone? i.e. is it fun in its own right, even if I've never played the game?

      Take the aforementioned Prince of Persia, for instance. The plot was mostly predictable, but it did have some strange twists that kept you guessing. It had an interesting sci-fi concept that they developed well, the action scenes were great, the characters were likable, and they were consistent (i.e. they didn't confuse you with sudden and poorly explained changes of loyalty or motivation). Most of all, the movie told a good story.

      This from someone who has never played any of the Prince of Persia games.

      Is it a movie that will change your whole perception of life? No. Does it awe you with depth of emotion, characters, story, or concept? No. Is it a good popcorn movie that you can spend a couple of hours on when you've got nothing better to do without feeling like you wasted two hours of your life? Heck yeah.

      We've come a long way since Mario Brothers.

    18. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as long as the writers think that Superman should somehow be ashamed of being a US citizen, and wishes to renounce that citizenship.

      Wow, that's an interesting way to misread a situation where an illegal alien whose adoptive parents falsified his birth records decides that he doesn't want to be percieved as an instrument of American policy, and realizes that there is no other way to do that than to publicly dissasociate himself with the U.S. Government...

      I suppose you think Obama wasn't born here?

    19. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? That wasn't based on a video game and was widely acclaimed, yet it featured plenty of "impossible" moves where the characters should have splattered. How about Spiderman or Batman? Almost for real? Hmmm.

      Fast Five feels like a video game-based movie to me; with a few changes, it could easily be a Need for Speed or Midnight Club movie.

      I can understand that you don't like video game-based movies, but the reasons why you don't like them are not unique to the genre, and many movies in fact incorporate them well.

      I don't believe that video game movies are inherently bad. I think that up to this point they've been executed horribly. Comic movies employ just as much unrealistic "physics", but if you compare the new Batman movies to the Fantastic Four flicks, you can see how much a competent director and decent adaption can affect the outcome.

    20. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      There's no other way to interpret the Superman thing than as a slap at this Great Nation. And, I'm not sending money towards any group that does that.

      No, I know BHO was born in Hawaii, Bill O'Reilly's research department found the birth announcement in 2 Hawaiian newspapers of that era years ago, so it was proven in my mind, no birth certificate required.

    21. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      I didn't like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, mostly because of the flying martial artists. Impossible is impossible, and I have to ask myself what I'm doing sitting there watching such nonsense. You know the outcome of any contest / conflict within the movie is not obeying any known framework of rules, so its outcome will be purely what the moviemaker wants it to be, rather than what you can logically conclude from the presented situation that one or the other contestants / combatants was more skillful.

      Spiderman and Batman are patently impossible, but the difference is that you know that the moviemakers know that they're dealing in fantasy. The game movies attempt to show heroic exploits of the protagonists, but they then have to violate the rules to allow him to do it. Spiderman - hey, a super-strong guy bitten by a radioactive spider... of course its fantasy, so anything he does that violates more laws of science doesn't bother me so much. Batman... almost believable, a guy that trains physically for maybe 8 hours a day building his muscles and skills, and in possession of incredible military technology from the company he owns - you can go a long way with that and keep it at least somewhat believable.

    22. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the starless good movie is always a possibility, too. See "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo," which is Swedish with subtitles and everything, unless you get the DVD with the English dub on it, and... it is fantastically engrossing, an excellent story. It is also really, really RAW, with 2 rape scenes and a severe sexual abuse scene in it, as well as other violence, attempted violence, and just plain serious conflict. I loved it, and never had a clue of these actors before.

    23. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      And, additionally, this all supports the very, very wrong view, in my opinion, that the USA is evil as a country. Why WOULDN'T Superman want to be associated with the USA, its gov't, its people, etc? That is the thing that really has me steamed, the DC writers are buying into this idea that the USA is generally wrong, is a bully, and should be brought down, or at least that is what a lot of people seem to think, most of them being on the left. I vehemently disagree.

    24. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spiderman and Batman are patently impossible, but the difference is that you know that the moviemakers know that they're dealing in fantasy.

      What? How is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon not fantasy? Do you really think the people behind that movie thought it wasn't fantasy? How are the flying martial arts any more ridiculous than a guy swinging around on spiderwebs?

      I'm not trying to pick on you, but your arguments are ridiculous.

    25. Re:Great - I Can Avoid A Whole Class Of Movies by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Hey, I can't explain it, and it might not be logical, but when I sit there and watch, stuff like Crouching piss me off, while stuff like Spiderman and Batman entertain me. I have yet to figure out why I feel that way, but have noticed years ago that I find it easier to forgive nonsense in some movies, but not others. My "reasons" are simply speculation about why this is so, but I don't really know. I only do know that I have yet to find a videogame associated movie that I liked.

  14. They'll screw it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you'll have to have an internet connect to watch it, else if you get disconnected or your internet hiccups, it'll send you back to the main menu.

    DRM can do the darnest things...

  15. Makes sense... by DanielSmedegaardBuus · · Score: 1

    ...the cut scene frenzy and extreme linearity of playing Assassin's Creed makes it very much like watching a movie, so it makes sense they may just as well make them full-fledged ones. Not much point in interacting anyway, when all you're doing is helping to drive a plot forward.

  16. Bol-Uw-ood ? by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    and I thought the matrix was bad...

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  17. A gaming movie studio... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... what could go wrong?

  18. The reason video game movies suck by areusche · · Score: 1

    can be blamed entirely on the studios not hiring talent (directors) who share the passion that video game enthusiasts have. I heard from the writer of the first Tomb Raider movie that the director Simon West stated on set that he, "hates video games and doesn't understand why people play them." And then people wonder why the movie sucked so badly. I hope Ubisoft does a great job with their studio. Too many great video games with really great plots have been destroyed by terrible movies.

    1. Re:The reason video game movies suck by delinear · · Score: 1

      If we're ever going to see good movie games, we can't rely on existing directors who have no passion for, and often little knowledge of, the medium. However, now gaming has gone much more mainstream, we'll start to see more geeky directors who might actually be capable of making a movie of a game that doesn't suck (think along the lines of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright).

  19. Could be worse. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Hopefully this is the nail in the coffin of the film franchise rapist Uwe Boll.

    Can't wait to see which eyeball-injected DRM solution they require to watch their movies, though! Always-on 3G internet connection by rectal probe?

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    1. Re:Could be worse. by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      eyeball-injected DRM solution

      I'd wait until the second patch is out before seeing it if they are going to put you through all of that.

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  20. The big question by Narishma · · Score: 1

    Will they require a constant internet connection to watch their movies? And will you have to restart watching from the beginning if your connection drops?

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    1. Re:The big question by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      A dropped connection is clear evidence of attempts to circumvent DRM. The right to play the movie will be remotely revoked, but users will be invited to purchase a replacement at 20% off the recommended retail price. The CEO of Ubisoft will personally shit in to an envelope and post it to anyone purchasing Ubisoft movies.

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  21. Video game recorders by Fri13 · · Score: 1

    There are few things what I would wish for every PC game developer would include

    1] Co-Op and not just deatchmatch or capture the flag
    2] Video recording by game engine

    The 2] means that the game can be recorded by game engine so even if you play few hours, you get recording what is size of few tens of megabytes and not gigabytes.
    And later after recording, player could share the recording to anyone else if wanted. Or edit it (and then share) and even export it to wanted format.

    And it should not be just so easy that recording is what is on the screen when player plays, but in editing player gets full controls to the camera as it would be a real camera. Player can choose a zoom (FOV), location and depth of field.
    Like observer in many FPS multiplayer games where you are a ghost and you can go around everything.

    And then player could easily add/remove record points and go back and worth of the recording. And when player is finished, the recording can be saved and shared to other game owners or then exported as Full HD video in few formats and containers (AVI, MKV, MP4). And player could get fine edited video from the gameplay, were it from multiplayer or from single player.

    The game developers have now many times done great cinematic parts for the story, like in Mafia, Mafia II, Mass Effect (+ II) etc. And if player could just on those parts as well move "observer camera" freely and choose different directions to be saved and exported, then players could do awesome own videos.

  22. It'll never work by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    How can they hope to live up to the masters of the genre, like the great Uwe Boll?

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    1. Re:It'll never work by glebd · · Score: 1

      Easy. They are going to hire Uwe Boll.

  23. Have they learned nothing... by mayberry42 · · Score: 1

    ...from Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros, Alone in the Dark... well, ok so these are particularly atrocious examples but with the exception of Prince of Persia (which i quite liked, but mostly due to Jake Gyllenhaal) all other VG based movies have been mediocre at best. Question: have any game-based movie made any money? (really, have they?)

    1. Re:Have they learned nothing... by RogueyWon · · Score: 2

      Sadly, yes. The Resident Evil series has been an absolute cash-cow (though I suspect it's a bit milked-out now) - they may be dreadful movies, but they've been effectively pitched and marketed.

      The Silent Hill movie also did ok, grossing $97m worldwide on a $50m budget (according to wikipedia). That said, Silent Hill was, while by no means great, at the better end of the scale for a video game adaptation - and here in the UK, it was marketed more as a "normal" horror film than as a video game adaptation. I certainly know people who went to see it at the cinema or bought the DVD without actually knowing it was based on a game.

    2. Re:Have they learned nothing... by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Having never played the games I have no idea how closely (if at all) they follow the game plot(s). My guess is, not closely at all? Still, the Resident Evil movies weren't THAT bad if you took them as a pretty typical zombie flick franchise.

      I like 'em better than the Romero originals if only because RE movies actually have more sympathetic characters. I never did like Romero's automatic assumption that people would always turn on each other rather than band together to deal with disaster.

    3. Re:Have they learned nothing... by delinear · · Score: 1

      I only played the first Res (and a very little bit of Res 2, which I abandoned early on as it seemed they were going for all out zombie apocalypse instead of claustrophobic survival horror) but I was actually surprised by how much I enjoyed the movie. Maybe it's because my expectations were so ridiculously low to begin with, but I thought they did a reasonable job of fitting the storyline of the movie around the storyline of the game without encroaching too much (or trying to do a straight retelling of the game story, or abandoning the story altogether). You got some familiar scenese from the game cropping up in the movie, the characters in the movie travel through the game world from the opposite direction (where you start the movie is where you ended the game and vice versa) and a little of the back story got filled in. For a standard fare zombie movie it did its job reasonably well, it was never going to win any awards but it wasn't offensive to me as someone who enjoyed the game, that's about the best I've come to hope for from movies based on games.

  24. Do what everyone else does by BinBoy · · Score: 1

    Load an existing script from the same genre into a word processor (or just use an Alien script)
    Search and replace character names
    Refine a bit
    Film the movie
    Wonder why it failed

  25. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hardly call Avatar: The Game groundbreaking in any sense of the word.

  26. "Avatar's ground-breaking 3D vidgame"? by CaptJay · · Score: 1

    Wow, this is the first I've seen the Avatar games described as "ground-breaking".

    They are aweful, scoring from 50 to 60 on metacritic. We're talking about a real revolution there!

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    1. Re:"Avatar's ground-breaking 3D vidgame"? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It's probably more or less rehashed from a press release that described it that way. Variety writers aren't necessarily all that up to speed on video games and the readers aren't that interested so they'll just repeat what they're told be the marketing people.

    2. Re:"Avatar's ground-breaking 3D vidgame"? by delinear · · Score: 1

      The game itself was pretty substandard, but it broke new ground in creating the awkward contraction "vidgame" to describe what was traditionally called a video game.

    3. Re:"Avatar's ground-breaking 3D vidgame"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this is the first I've seen the Avatar games described as "ground-breaking".

      They are aweful, scoring from 50 to 60 on metacritic. We're talking about a real revolution there!

      The ground the broke was the crash site when they cratered.

  27. No more House of the Dead please by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    If Uwe Boll is blackballed from the process before it even begins, I shall take this as a good sign.

  28. Vidgames by applematt84 · · Score: 1

    I think it would be quite amazing to see the Assassin's Creed games turned into a movie series. The game is already in and of itself movie quality and pulls you in. If they can do this with games, just think of the possibilities of porting the game to a movie. Not to mention the Las Vegas 2 ... that would make a great movie, too!

  29. HOMM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there will finally be a Heroes of Might and Magic movie! Being turn -based, they might have to chop it up into a trilogy though. Can't wait to see Sandro on the big screen :)

  30. I'm Okay With It... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    As long as they make a movie about Raving Rabbids.

    Those little bunnies are hilarious!

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    1. Re:I'm Okay With It... by tudsworth · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree with that. My first thoughts when reading the title were "I hope to god they make something to do with the Rabbids". Even better if Ancel oversees the creation of a Rabbids movie/series. Failing that, a Beyond Good and Evil movie would be fantastic, too.

  31. Um, I'm playing through Sands of Time right now... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    The original, not the movie tie in, and it's got an extensive plot and characterizations that play out as you play through the game. I guess you might mean the original game, but the movie isn't based off the original game...

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  32. Their top priority... by odirex · · Score: 1

    ...better be Raving Rabbids!

  33. Point, Click, Pray by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    *large square on screen after the credits* - *hold phone up and push button* - Your friend asks, "What was that for?" - You reply, "All Ubisoft movies let you access downloadable content not seen in the film for $5." - "What did you get?" - *looking at phone*, "A plot."

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  34. Paging Uwe Boll, paging Mr. Boll... by kenobi_wan_obi · · Score: 1

    If you're looking to make bad video game movies, there's only one man for the job.

  35. Is it sad? by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    That instead of being positive about this, all I can think about is how this group will inevitably be shut down? It doesn't seem like this would be somewhere I would want to work if job security was important to me.

  36. Ubisoft and Uwe Bol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could go wrong.....?

  37. Chessmaster by wallsg · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see what they can do with Chessmaster!

  38. Bad Video Game Movies? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    Of course there are going to be bad video game movies. There's enough bad normal movies to provide an expectable base % of required good movies to make a genre worthwhile.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_based_on_video_games#International

    You can see that there are a good selection of bad movies in there, but there are a few that scored surprisingly high on rotten tomatoes despite being a very narrow genre, where I'd consider anything with close to 30% or above to have a 'critical acclaim' mark if it was a more mainstream movie.

    There are also some that I, being a geek, outright disagree with (Hitman 14%, Max Payne 16%, Doom 19%) which while never going to win an Oscar are far more enjoyable for some easy watching that many of the dire movies that are not videogame related. How did The Transporter manage to get 53% on rotten tomatoes, while Hitman only 14%? How different are the 2 movies? It would seem that being made from a videogame has somehow immediately made these movies score a lot less that other similar calibre movies.