Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass
An anonymous reader writes "A 22-year-old Australian university student has solved a problem which has puzzled astrophysicists for decades, discovering part of the so-called 'missing mass' of the universe during her summer break."
what'd she do, look behind her?
never gets old
...mouldy bit it'll probably still be tasty if you scrape it off a bit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_obese_celebrities
gotcha:)
That missing mass is called "the Freshman 15", Doll.
It was found down the back of the sofa - it's the first place one should look for missing things.
I have a missing mass in my pants.
With Bob the dinosaur!
What was his name, and was he just here to play skeeball?
Telescope must have been upside-down.
Why is it that the younger the person who does something, the more special people think it is? I call it the "America's Got Talent" effect.
Maybe Slashdot should start including the age of everyone mentioned. ("CEO of Microsoft, age 55, throws chair ... ")
Did the missing mass form a black hole which then sucked the server in, it is it just the regular Slashdot effect?
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
They managed to find a female astrophysics student. Anyone in physics can tell you that is a great discovery in and of itself.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
Any astrophysicists (or at least postgrads) here to say how important or true this achievement really is?
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Way to go Slashdot!
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
It was your mom.
http://www.timescolonist.com/technology/Aussie+student+finds+universe+missing+mass/4851185/story.html
That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
Since the submitter cleverly decided to force people to visit TFA if they want to know what the missing mass actually was, where it is, or how she found it, imagine my disappointment when I couldn't due to a slashdotting.
One could just google for copies of the story. I found tons, e.g.here or a summary here.
Basically, he located the mystery material within vast structures called "filaments of galaxies".
Now why /. can auto-parse some URLs and not others is anyone's guess.
I don't know, but it works for me.
But you'll never catch me!
A student has found that if you observe in the x-ray range you discover ordinary matter between the galaxies that was clearly evident in the early universe and isn't visible in other parts of the spectrum.
I'm not sure that it's altogether news that different frequencies let you see different things - to me, by far the biggest news is that despite having x-ray telescopes for a very long time and computers quite capable of crunching that data to detect potentially interesting observations, the astronomers have been opting for cheap student labor instead.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
It was your mom!
TFA sucks bigtime... does the student?
Perhaps I'm trolling, perhaps I'm not.
If I'm reading TFA correctly, this material is mass we already knew had to be around but didn't know where it had gone to. According to TFA, the student in question, Amelia Fraser-McKelvie, the mass in question is essentially conventional mass that is in so called "filaments" between galaxies.
What a poorly written article. Plus once I see PC words used like diverse used in anything, I just can't take it seriously. The article sucked.
Any other sources? Looks like slashdot syndrome claims another victim..
The closing line about justifying funding for pure physics research 'Do you use a mobile phone? Some of that technology came about by black hole research'."
To what bit of mobile phone technology is he referring?
It is unwise to ascribe motive
A 22-year-old Australian university student has found your mom. Seriously, she's that huge.
Yes, but did she find Jesus?
I keep getting that question from random people. "Have you found Jesus?" That guy must be seriously lost. I mean worse than Charlie Sheen's television career, or Donald Trump's political ambitions. Totally gone.
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
Lets go ahead and get all the "your mama" jokes out.
The summary and article are making a mountain out of a mole hill. The student did good work but did not 'find the missing mass' in the universe. Here is a link to the publicly accessible article on arXiv:
http://arxiv.org/abs/1104.0711
The abstract does not make any grandiose claims of finding the missing mass of the universe but instead states how the article presents properties of mass in filaments.
...but does it mean that there's no dark matter afterall?
I misread that as "finding Miss Universe's mass" and wondered about the method used.
i read
"Student Finds Miss Universe's Mass"
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So that explains why I can never retrieve the information that gets entered into my phone!
Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
In the last place you look.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
... if this is the explanation for the "freshman fifteen".
Have you seen the excess of mass at McDonalds? And don't get me started on "Kentucky Fried Chicken!"
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It was in Uranus all along.
The universe was hiding its massive girth inside its corset.
There were several very cute female astrophysics grad students at UNM when I went there in 1993. Likely even more of them now.
while packing those crates to leave Australia.
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Amelia Fraser-McKelvie
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
I thought I had hidden it well..
Well, looks like i'll have to delete the evidence again....
CLEANUP TIME A-HOY!!
Nothing here... So... SHOOO!!!
If the missing mass of the universe is identified it will only take a few minutes for Microsoft to try to patent it.
Perhaps even more surprising is the prof's willingness to share her beauty with the Slashdot crowd: http://www.physics.monash.edu.au/people/research/lazendic.html
She discovered it upon reflecting that women lie about their weight. The missing mass is discovered by asking the husband when he is too drunk to know better than to be honest.
Yes, universe, that dress DOES make you look fat.
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I'm sure you'd "tap" her http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Tapping
scientists finally found the "missing mass"; it was the packing materials of their scientific instruments!
It's not that you're wrong, you're just using different metrics. In physics (and astronomy, I think), the authors are usually listed in decreasing order of work done, starting with the person who did the most. The people at the end of the list have done so little work, why are they even on the paper? Because, as you say, they are listed in increasing order of importance (read: amount of grant money received). If you have enough people, sometimes they just throw them all into alphabetical order and pretend that everybody reading the CVs of the people who actually did the work will somehow know that they did.
This guide may also be helpful: PHD's Guide to the Author List
Actually it seems she didn't find anything:
"Ms Fraser-McKelvie said the ‘Eureka moment’ came when Dr Lazendic-Galloway closely examined the data they had collected. “Using her expert knowledge in the X-ray astronomy field, Jasmina (Dr Lazendic-Galloway) re-analyzed our results to find that we had in fact detected the filaments in the results, where previously we believed we had not.”"
So the student found nothing, it wasn't until an expert looked at it and actually found the mass.
So I guess it depends on your perspective as to if the student found it or not. If you're throwing out a bunch of "junk" and an expert goes through it and discovers a priceless artifact does that mean you discovered it or did the expert?
my karma will be here long after I'm gone
Oh my GOSH! Really? The Universe's missing mass?? I bet it only shows up on Christmas and Easter! The Universe will certain go to hell for that!!
No to mention that it appears time/space/gravity/velocity are all inter-related and effect each other. 15 minutes at the speed of light is different than 15 minutes standing still.
Only from the frame of a outside observer. And if the universe is in an stage where it is expanding at 50% of the speed of light, how are you going to observe from an outside frame of reference? Also, 'standing still' is kind of tricky. Standing still compared to what? The expanding universe?
Which is to say, if we could see far enough in a certain direction, into the past, we might actually be able to witness the big bang occurring.
Since the big bang is modeled as a point source of energy expanding outward, wouldn't that require the photons being emitted from it to strike the eye of an observer that is outside the universe? (which is by definition of the universe pretty much impossible.) You can see galaxies 14 billion years away/ in the past because they formed after the big bang and then started emitting light. The only way you are going to 'see' the big bang is if the universe is closed (curves back on itself). You can 'see' the background temperature in the microwave spectrum though, which was once of the more spectacular theories proven in the 20th century.
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
...when I ask "Is she hot?" ...followed by "Does she want to join my D&D campaign?"
hahahahaha
God told me that women are on earth to be fucked, but in her case, he can make an exception
But definitely not for being immune to neurotoxin.
Don't see him in the Internet Pope Database...
The student is female and Australian.
The Australian press will drop everything else the moment they find a story which they think may be of interest to the rest of the world.
Australians have a deeply ingrained inferiority complex, compounded by a desperate yearning to be American (something which comes from being ashamed and embarrassed about being Australian).
So they will do anything they can to bring themselves to the world's attention, or, better still, the attention of the USA.
It's why they try so hard to infiltrate outfits such as Slashdot: http://slashdot.org/index2.pl?fhfilter=australia
In 1991 it was found that the Logopolitans were using block transfer computations to model Charged Vacuum Emboitments (CVEs) as a means of excising off excess entropy from this universe into others as to stave off the imminent heat death of the universe. Matter could pass through these CVE's into other universes (such as E-Space). See LOGOPOLIS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logopolis
Not that those movies were works of art, but this sounds like the plot to a pretty horrible sequel ...
If she can find my missing ballpoint pens - that would be something!
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
Couldn't spell to Pond ;-)
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
...oh, there it is.
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I hope she found it in the kitchen since that's where she should have been.
Ah, well.... We're told not to be too upset if our submission is not accepted. But, I had a "prior art" submission on this. :-)
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