GameStop To Honor Ancient Duke Nukem Pre-Orders
doug141 writes "GameStop encourages customers who pre-ordered more than a year ago to verify their reservation with their local store. 'Provided the customer has a receipt, we will honor even those pre-orders taken long ago. At this time, we expect that all pre-order customers will receive Duke's Big Package at time of purchase, regardless of when the reservation was made.'" If you have an especially old order, though, you might want to visit the store with your original punchcard, or a daguerreotype of it.
Glad I kept my receipt.
What then? Most of us don't even have the Saturn anymore and probably misplaced the receipt.
I'm surprised they didn't wait until 2012 to release this game. Maybe it should be called Duke Nukem Ancient.
Why is it news that they are honoring these pre-orders? To pre-order, don't you have to actually, uh, pay for the game? Whenever I've pre-ordered something at my local gamestop I usually pay full price and just pick up on release.
Now, maybe they have some sort of 'down payment' thing, and then on release date you pay the remainder... but still.. why wouldn't they honor them? I can't see any reason why they wouldn't.
Case in point, I ordered Team Fortress 2 a long, LONG time ago. I'm talking about when they were releasing the videos of the army guys and the turrets, looked 'realistic' (for tech back then) etc etc.. the game that never came out.
I pre-ordered this game because it was on Game Stop's 'RELEASES' board. I was an avid player of Quakeworld TF and MegaTF.
Know what? I only got one call, asking if I wanted to change my order to The Oranage Box because it was learned tf2 was being shipped with it. Of course, I did.. and TF2 was a totally different game at this point.. but at no time did I lose my pre-order.
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There should be an award ceremony for those who pre purchased "Duke Nukem (takes) forever (to come out)." List off all the names at a huge banquet or something! :D
Wow, it seems like I've been hearing stories about DNF all my life, and now suddenly it's really coming out! It's like the end of an era.
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I don't get it. Why would this be open to doubt? If I've understood correctly, Gamestop offered it for sale and these people paid for it... so now it's available Gamestop are going to honour the contract. Is that not what they would normally do?
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because the preorder reciept will be older than their own employees.
Although I'm still trying to get replacement parts for some of the vacuum tubes that blew out a few years (OK, forty) years ago. Once I get those babies set up I'll be good to go with the game.
The most retarded game store is actually going to do something right? Thought for sure that GameStop would be the only company to NOT honor the pre-orders due to them being over a decade old and because they are one of the most capitalist corporations in America. It would be more profitable for them to charge customers again to pre-order the actual release.
Still don't like them so IF I pre-order, it will be though Steam.
all pre-order customers will receive Duke's Big Package at time of purchase
yea, I bet they will...right up the a--
...somewhere out there.
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I preordered Portal 2 from Amazon. Thankfully, they honored their preorder as well!
"visit the store with your original punchcard, or a daguerreotype of it."
Mine's in Cuneiform on clay tablets. What if they can't read the language? Will they still honor them if they are written in an extinct language?
What if my brontosaurus ate the clay tablet receipt? Will they accept petrified dung?
Last time I pre ordered a game from gamestop I showed up on release day cause no one bothered to call me and they were sold out, they gladly offered to get me a copy as soon as it came back in stock but it wouldnt be with all the preorder swag which cost a little extra.
so I figured if this system is based around the child who may or may not work there next week writing my name down, why bother?
When this is what passes as good customer service.
dont be a dink, Duke Nukem 3D could barley run on a saturn and it was an old dead system well before then
compared to the pre-order wait for the pandora hand held. Not to mention you have to deal with the fact that they might be skipping pre-orders to earn a profit as not all the people who have pre-ordered have gotten theirs yet while at the same time they are claiming they are nearly done with the 3k pre-orders and are starting the batch two run.
What if my original receipt says "Electronics Boutique?"
I'm surprised they didn't wait until 2012 to release this game.
They were really trying to release it before the world ended. In the words of the lead developer, "Er, how are we for time? Have I just got a min-"
How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
So what are the chances that this release will be canceled again? It might be a bit risky to pre-order now.
Gamestop corporation puts a ton of pressure on employees to get reserves, sell used, and to get subscriptions to that magazine.
In the event of untimely (or natural) death waiting for... Forever, are the preorders transferable to the next of kin?
I just showed my Duke Nukem pre-order to an expert appraiser on Antiques Road Show and they called it a "National Treasure" and said it was worth at least $100,000!
In my country the barley run is called the beer shits!
Duke Nukem 3D could barley run on a saturn
Barely is the wrong word: to port the Build engine wasn't feasible, and it was never done. Instead, Duke Nukem 3D for the Saturn was rebuilt from scratch using Lobotomy's SlaveDriver -- in fact a more advanced engine, capable of actual 3D levels.
Also, if you think a Saturn is underpowered for this game... ahem.
Circumcision is child abuse.
but anywho i think they should have a contest for the oldest reserve ticket redeemed
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I don't think that last link really proves your point. It depicts the Genesis running an engine roughly comparable to Wolfenstein 3-D. Notice the orthogonal walls and total lack of floor or ceiling textures. Here's what the real Duke actually plays like, in case you've forgotten (although the music didn't sound that good on most sound cards.)
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(Sorry, that link slipped 3D models in for the monsters; it's a recording of a newer source port, possibly eDuke32. This is more accurate. But still, the first video I linked is a good demonstration of the level appearance; note especially the sloped floors.)
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What about... "Duke Nuke Forever Ago"
Never say never. Ah!! I did it again!
then you are an idiot for thinking the Saturn was going anywhere.
Keep in mind that back in 1998 Gamestop was a fairly small operation. Most of the locations that are now Gamestop were Software Etc., Electronics Boutique, or Babbages stores back then, so the oldest reciepts won't even say GameStop on them!
Thanks for making me have to google that shit. I had no idea how to even pronounce it before I did.
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I think Duke can keep his Big Package to himself, thank you very much.
It's like some kind of Duke Nukem archaeological artifact, dug up from beneath a decade of accumulated stratigraphy.
Well, my point was that the Saturn could handle DN3D... that Mega Drive version video was just trivia.
Circumcision is child abuse.
I was more thinking of Duke Nukem Vista
http://saveie6.com/
Everyone remembers Duke as being such an awesome game, but I always thought the only fun part was the 1st 2 levels. After that, they were all very similar, equal to other games of the generation, and generally pretty boring. I'm guessing these levels were offered for free to entice gamers into buying, and a lot of time was spent making them innovative, while the rest of the game was pretty lame.
Gamestop recipts fade after a year or so. I have one of my Wii purchase and its completely blank.
I still play with it every other week.
I pre-preordered from Circuit City you insensitive clod!
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You think that's bad, mine is on the back of two very very heavy stone tablets. With ten things on the front and Duke Nukem Forever pre order on the back.
So anyone know if it will run on the pentium 3 700 I built for it?
I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
I'm surprised they didn't wait until 2012 to release this game
How many bets are now going to come payable? Slashdot is shutting down IIRC.
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Ah, don't you love that crispy sound of age old receipts, the ones with all the moisture removed :)
>'Provided the customer has a receipt
This is the bullshit part right here.
I worked for GS in the early 2000's. Back then and I can only assume previously, all reservation receipts were printed on the same heat-transfer paper that regular receipts were printed on. We'd have problems reading credit slips that were only a year old. I can only imagine that ten year old slips would look simply like blank pieces of receipt paper.
Just to mention it--there was always this big box full of unclaimed reservations in the back of the store. After six months or so, it was cleaned out--all that money going into GS's coffers. Reservations are a complete and utter scam.
I won't buy this game until I've tried the demo, see if it works with my Voodoo 3 (yeah I know, I should've stayed with the v2). I check jumbo.com and Games Domain every freaking day to see if it's out yet.
Grammar nazis are to this community what excrements are to gold.
Then you are FSOL. In a big way.
Then again, maybe they should give you the XBox 360 version. Better yet, let you decide what version you want since most the game consoles that were around during development no longer exist.
I remember seeing his receipt years ago.
That's basically a Wolf3D engine. That doesn't prove anything.
Yeah but your evidence doesn't support your point. So all you have is an unsubstantiated conjecture (although one that I think is likely correct).
Receipts are printed on thermal paper. All of them, everywhere. They only last a few months. Prolonged exposure to any sort of heat, even if it's only 80. Oxidation. Moisture. People's greasy hands. The text eventually just turns white. And they don't exactly accept copies or pictures. A lot of times, you can throw the reciept under a blacklight/UV/whatever and read the text, more or less. The lights are extremely common in retail, they're used to check for counterfeit bills. But I seriously doubt that a clerk (anywhere, not just gamestop) would go through the effort of recovering the reciept, or that they would even know how. Oddly enough, punchcards would be a better solution. Especially since nobody seems to realize what year it is, and that we have cool things like email and SQL, and have long outgrown the need for paper. Printers, thermal, inkjet, or otherwise are just hillarious to me. You've got the document right in front of you on your screen, but that isn't good enough, people seem compelled to print things out anyways, I don't get it. It is entirely possible to email someone a reciept. Especially if it's a place that has a loyalty card, they don't even have to ask you for your email address. Or better yet, just don't delete the transactions at the end of the day, and look the stupid thing up in your database. Hard drives aren't small anymore, and text is reeeeeeeally easy on file size anyways.
But, cuneiform crumbles so over the millennia.
Why do you think the rapture has been delayed 5 months? Even God is waiting for this to be released.
Um... Is not SHIPPED yet.
There's still time for the game to hold its place in vaporware Hall of Fame!
Those tornadoes out in central America are doing just fine rapturing people into the sky where they probably belong, only there was supposed to be an accounted 144k raptures and so far there's only been about 300 (movie soon to arrive about Thor vs 300 TT-mobilehomes).
i play with it every single day !
and by "it" i mean muh dick ! :3
.... YOU'RE an unsubstantiated conjecture.
When the Nazis tried to look at your pre-order ticket, it melted their faces. That is how truly awesome Duke Nukem Forever is.
LOL
Even the Mayans were nice enough to delay doomsday until 2012 so their descendants would get a chance to play this game.
"It's news because some of these pre-orders are nearly a decade old... "
If a customer comes in with a readable receipt printed on thermal paper, that they claim is from 10 years ago, or even 5 -- it's a scam. Those things fade after about a year.
So I think GameStop won't be honoring very many of these at all. It's really just a bunch of good free publicity without any risk for the franchisees. Also, depending on their accounting practices, they may not be allowed to recognize the revenue from those ancient pre-orders until the order is actually cashed in.
We are the 198 proof..
I understand that some newbies have their Nukem reciepts on the newfangled punchcard and daguerreotype slips. Mine is on papyrus, and I know of one or two others that have their receipts on clay tablets. Are they still accepting clay?
What about my receipt in cuneiform?