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Project Icarus: the Gas Mines of Uranus

astroengine writes "When considering the fuel source for a fusion-powered interstellar probe, wouldn't it be a good idea to set up a colony on the moon and start pillaging the lunar surface for its helium-3 riches? Not so fast, says Adam Crowl of Project Icarus, there may be a far more viable source. What about the gas giants? Although Jupiter's gravity could pose a problem and Saturn's rings might get in the way (and forget Neptune, that place is one hell of a commute), perhaps the helium-3 in the Uranian atmosphere could be mined using atmospheric balloons?"

155 comments

  1. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The gas mines.... of Uranus.

    Please tell me that this story is a joke.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no, it's deadly serious. Of coure, we can't just jump in blindly. We'll have to probe Uranus first.

    2. Re:Really? by jaymzter · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should speed up the timetable and finally change the name of that planet to Urectum and finally end these silly jokes.

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    3. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The gas mines.... of Uranus.

      Please tell me that this story is a joke.

      Wouldn't it be cheaper to mine Dodgers stadium after a bunch of overweight baseball fans have loaded up on beer and hotdogs?

    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly, we wouldn't want the Klingons to stop us!

    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine you're this Adam Crawl guy that gets asked what he does for a living whenever he's at social events. "I'm working out a way of probing the gas mines in Uranus".

      I'm guessing his wife has pleaded with him to just say, "I'm an accountant."

    6. Re:Really? by ClosedEyesSeeing · · Score: 2

      Would you prefer "The Untapped Resources in Uranus" as an alternate?

    7. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accountant? Good god no! I'd rather confess to playing a piano in a whorehouse.

    8. Re:Really? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The gas mines.... of Uranus.

      Please tell me that this story is a joke.

      IT'S A TRAP!

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    9. Re:Really? by uberjack · · Score: 1

      I see they're using Urectum's deprecated name.

    10. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't mention how high they're aiming in the atmosphere. Presumably the greatest gas density would be at the bottom, but we'd need to carefully analyse the hole situation to choose the best option. The article mentions penetrating the rings of Uranus using a ramjet, which sounds like a good start.

    11. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a shitty title.

    12. Re:Really? by purplie · · Score: 1

      Come on guys, that joke was old decades ago, and it was juvenile even when it was new. Give it a break.

    13. Re:Really? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Isn't the entire premise of the story ridiculous? That somehow, 40 years after we last sent a human to the moon (and we would have to reinvent the technology to do it today), we just just go:

      You know, it's too easy to strip-mine the moon, We really should jump into the full-scale mining operation in a much more hostile environment, many orders of magnitude further away. And just to make it a little challenging, everybody will have to communicate only using sign language, so the workplace will be differently-abled-friendly.

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    14. Re:Really? by atomicbutterfly · · Score: 1

      EDI: Really, Commander?

      EDI: Probing Uranus.

    15. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are some places that man just wasn't meant to go.

    16. Re:Really? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Alright you want something serious? How about this: What are the odds that something like this would EVER ever ever make even enough profit to break even much less be worth the incredible amounts of resources you'd need to pull this off? Getting that far out with anything big enough to haul a decent load sure ain't cheap, and building it a hell of a lot less so. Considering how much the energy and resources are needed here on Earth, what are the odds this will be anything but someone talking out their ass?

      Frankly I think this pie in the sky crazy crazy stuff, while fun to dream like FTL travel and transporters, is so far away from being even slightly practical it isn't even funny. Hell even the ability to mine our own moon or reclaim the junk that is choking our orbit is beyond us right now, and we're supposed to pull this off?

      If scientists want us to go to the stars they need to worry about fixing our energy problems here on Earth first. Superconductors, extremely efficient solar capture, perhaps sats that concentrate and beam solar energy directly to solar collectors here on Earth. If we can fix the need for fossil resources here on Earth then I have a feeling the rest will come, and come a hell of a lot faster at that. We can't really worry about seeing if there are any neighbors until after we keep our own house from collapsing under our ever growing need for resources.

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    17. Re:Really? by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Mandatory xkcd reference

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    18. Re:Really? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Forget it dude.

      Fifty years before any of that tech matures to the point where we could even reliably make round-trips to Ceres and back, the immature version of that tech would have been used to wipe out 90+% of the population and have the rest of us back to harvesting dirt.

    19. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yada yada yada expensive, yada yada yada never been done

    20. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "differently-abled-friendly" just made me a little furious. your other words are fine though.

    21. Re:Really? by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      But Uranus must use natural gas. Solar power doesn't work where the sun don't shine.

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    22. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every single time... and these 'jokes' still moderated as funny. Damn it, keep your 9 years olds out of Slashdot.

    23. Re:Really? by arisvega · · Score: 1

      I can't quite put a finger on Uranus.

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    24. Re:Really? by Jartan · · Score: 1

      If scientists want us to go to the stars they need to worry about fixing our energy problems here on Earth first.

      There is a problem with your line of thinking. You're assuming that the solution to our energy problems is guaranteed to be a planet bound solution.

      I'm not saying it isn't of course. I'm just suggesting that you are purposely putting blinders on. Your arguments are not informed so I know that you haven't even considered the situation. Does that actually benefit you in some way? Perhaps you should consider for yourself learning more about the situation.

      At the very least if you were heavily informed you could more easily sway people who disagree with you.

    25. Re:Really? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Ah, but just think of what a great alternative career choice this becomes to, say, becoming a proctologist. Or really any of a wide range of physicians. When it comes to probing Uranus for gas or even for solid shit that it might be useful to discover and remove, astronauts will just have to stand in line... rgb

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    26. Re:Really? by sqldr · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna stick to mooning

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    27. Re:Really? by partyguerrilla · · Score: 1

      Several bad puns later...

    28. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not without dinner and a movie, anyway.

    29. Re:Really? by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      This whole series of comments brought tears to my eyes. LMAO!

    30. Re:Really? by metamatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, there’s nothing funny about Uranus. Let’s forget the childish humor and take a serious, scholarly look at Uranus. To many people it’s just a giant cloud of gas where the sun doesn’t shine, but those of us who are enthusiastic about Uranus know that it has many secrets.

      Surprising as it may seem, we don’t have all that many photographs of Uranus. Yes, the Pioneers sent back pictures of Uranus, lots of them. But there are very few images that are high enough resolution and quality to show the faint rings around Uranus. Perhaps the excitement around Project Icarus will give us the excuse we need to take another long, hard look at Uranus.

      Even if you have no idea how to find Uranus, you can still appreciate its unusual configuration. Scientists still don’t understand why Uranus is tilted sideways. Also, while we know what’s near the surface, we still aren’t sure of the exact chemical mixture deep inside Uranus. Are the moons stable, or are they spiraling into Uranus?

      With so much to learn, we must hope that NASA will probe the depths of Uranus soon. Yes, there are many technical issues that will need to be resolved, and problems to be faced—but we put men on the moon, and I’m sure that given sufficient motivation, NASA’s engineers can lick Uranus too.

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    31. Re:Really? by waives · · Score: 1

      Why don't you go read A Deepness in the Sky.
      Even Vernor Vinge, one of the most visionary scifi authors, doesn't see space-based civilization as plausible.
      Those of us who know anything about physics can also see that ideas like these are a ludicrous waste of resources.

    32. Re:Really? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Bravo! [applauds enthusiastically]

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    33. Re:Really? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      No no, it's deadly serious. Of coure, we can't just jump in blindly. We'll have to probe Uranus first.

      I think you mean "deadlily serious" (as serious as something deadly), or perhaps "deathly serious" (as serious as death).
      Now it's time for you all to go to your favorite online dictionaries and see "deadly" listed as an adverb, even thought it isn't one.

    34. Re:Really? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      Fucking typo.

    35. Re:Really? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      ..or just pronounce it as it might have originally been:
      Urr'-ahnoos, rather than "Your-anus" or even Urine-iss.
      'sides, I think that sounds cooler.

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    36. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there’s nothing funny about Uranus. Let’s forget the childish humor and take a serious, scholarly look at Uranus. To many people it’s just a giant cloud of gas where the sun doesn’t shine, but those of us who are enthusiastic about Uranus know that it has many secrets.

      Surprising as it may seem, we don’t have all that many photographs of Uranus. Yes, the Pioneers sent back pictures of Uranus, lots of them. But there are very few images that are high enough resolution and quality to show the faint rings around Uranus. Perhaps the excitement around Project Icarus will give us the excuse we need to take another long, hard look at Uranus.

      Even if you have no idea how to find Uranus, you can still appreciate its unusual configuration. Scientists still don’t understand why Uranus is tilted sideways. Also, while we know what’s near the surface, we still aren’t sure of the exact chemical mixture deep inside Uranus. Are the moons stable, or are they spiraling into Uranus?

      With so much to learn, we must hope that NASA will probe the depths of Uranus soon. Yes, there are many technical issues that will need to be resolved, and problems to be faced—but we put men on the moon, and I’m sure that given sufficient motivation, NASA’s engineers can lick Uranus too.

      Nice :-))

    37. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voyager 2 was the only probe to approach Uranus. Not the Pioneers.

    38. Re:Really? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Accountant? Good god no! I'd rather confess to playing a piano in a whorehouse.

      Have you applied for the job?

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    39. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me how to correctly pronounce Uranus.

      #1 - like URINE-US
      #2 - or UR-ANUS

      Which is it? #1 or #2?

    40. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, I'm 4, and to us this stuff is hugely funny.
      - You insensitive clod!
      Why won't you just think of the children!!
      ... and forget about Uranus.
      see? funny, - hilarious, ha ha ha.

  2. Not just Uranus by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 0

    I would expect gas to be fairly prevalent around anyone's anus.

  3. AS LONG AS YOU MINE YOUR OWN ANUS FOR GAS !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say live and let DIE !!

  4. that title by c.derby · · Score: 1

    that title is just begging for jokes...

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    1. Re:that title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as if "cue the obvious jokes" wasn't obvious enough

  5. Shocked by rudy_wayne · · Score: 0

    Gas in Uranus? Surely nobody would make a joke about that.

  6. Just don't try to dial 9 chevrons by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    As your Uranus blowing up is not a good thing.

    1. Re:Just don't try to dial 9 chevrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wormhole XTREME!

    2. Re:Just don't try to dial 9 chevrons by creat3d · · Score: 1

      I know a Jaffa joke, wanna hear it?

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    3. Re:Just don't try to dial 9 chevrons by elfprince13 · · Score: 2

      Only if it doesn't involve runny noses.

    4. Re:Just don't try to dial 9 chevrons by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Who would have thought goatse would lead to such a major scientific breakthrough.

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    5. Re:Just don't try to dial 9 chevrons by creat3d · · Score: 1

      Well played, sir, well played.

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  7. Skip ahead to here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not a joke post.

  8. whew by Penguinshit · · Score: 0

    this research doesn't pass the smell test.

  9. Helium 3? Not Hydrogen Or Methane? by saudadelinux · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Helium 3? Not Hydrogen Or Methane? by Kozz · · Score: 1

      There's some around, well, you know...

      Ha! *rimshot!*

      (sorry, it was just laying there...)

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  10. Re:please not first post? by creat3d · · Score: 1

    Nope, you're not!

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  11. Despite the obvious by linatux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    this is actually an interesting article. Certainly more thought-provoking than the latest smart-phone malware.

    1. Re:Despite the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but more smelly !

    2. Re:Despite the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is we *have* smart phones, we'll never have Moon mining, Uranus fuel stations and all the other bilge of the Space Nutter cult.

      Space Nuttery is a religion.

    3. Re:Despite the obvious by elastic_collision · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it nuttery, and I vehemently disagree with many of those analogies. Whereas religion yields no tangible product, scientific investigation and thought leads to inspired, clever, and useful technologies. Do you think DaVinci's ideas on flight were an endeavor in nuttery as well? If you argue in the affirmative then I would be quite surprised at such lack of foresight. That we are capable of speculating (in quite an educated manner) so far into the future is a testament to human ingenuity.

    4. Re:Despite the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "scientific investigation and thought leads to inspired, clever, and useful technologies"

      So did WWII. All space efforts came from war research, and nothing of practical value is gained from manned space flight. Indeed, all technologies required for manned space flight had to exist BEFORE. Where did they come from? Practical things like war, commerce, communication, etc.

      Religion provides solace and a sense of community, like it or not, that's how most people work and think. And I think that all this nonsense talk about nuclear powered rockets to Mars and Uranus gas stations are just that, a religion for white, middle-aged middle-class geeks to have a sense of community. At the first sign of scepticism or rational analysis, you are thrown out of the Space Nutter church. Realistically, we do not have anything close to the technology and energy resources, or indeed even the materials for these grandiose dreams. Sorry, having a few hand-drawn sketches from the '70s IS NOT the same as having a technology.

  12. Uranus has a gassy atmosphere by toygeek · · Score: 1

    Just sayin'.

    1. Re:Uranus has a gassy atmosphere by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      I'll mod you informative, but I'm out of mod points.

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  13. Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Rather than shipping factories to outer planets and extracting helium-3 from a dilute mixture, why not use technology that already exists? Irradiate lithium in a fission reactor, get tritium as a result, and let it decay to helium-3.

    1. Re:Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by c0lo · · Score: 2

      Nah, we need lithium for laptops, smart-phones and Tesla-s.

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    2. Re:Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lots of tritium is already produced in heavy water reactors, like CANDU. Most of it was just released, but I think they are getting smarter and are storing it now.

      This is considering He-3 is in huge demand right for cryogenic research.

      Anyway, He-3 fusion is much further away than H2+H3 fusion simply because of massively higher energy levels for confinement.. He-3 fusion could only be researched if we are unable to find a solution for the high neutron flux in H2+H3.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITER#Reactor_overview

    3. Re:Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commercial fusion reactors would require tens of tons of helium-3 each year. Breeding tritium with lithium-6 consumes the neutron.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium-3#Manufacturing

    4. Re:Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      It would depend on how much you need.

      You're right in that it would probably be cheaper to generate it here on Earth. However, there is a finite supply on Earth and lithium, as c0lo mentions, is used in other products. Snagging large chunks of it to turn into Helium-3 may create shortages and increase costs. So at some point, it would become cheaper to make Helium-3 elsewhere.

    5. Re:Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Let's put it this way - your method is only slightly more efficient than mining it. In the same way that it's slightly more efficient to swat an elephant with a toothbrush than with a toothpick.

    6. Re:Cheaper to make 3He on Earth? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      ummm... There is a lot of lithium and we are talking about very small amounts of He-3
      If we got a a few Kilograms of He3 that would probably be about 1000 time more than we have on Earth now and also probably about a years production from the moon if we mined it there.
      So the using up of Li for the production of He3 really doesn't amount to a anything.
      And when I say kilograms I am talking about mass at one g not weight.

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  14. In the words of my man Sagan... by Palmsie · · Score: 2

    "It does seem to be sufficient short-term profit to motivate private industry. If we humans ever go to those worlds than it will be because a nation or a consortium of them believes it to be to its advantage or to the advantage of the human species...

    Just now, there are a great many matters pressing in on us that compete for the money it takes to send people to other worlds. Should we solve those problems first or are they a reason for going?"

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    1. Re:In the words of my man Sagan... by w0mprat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "It does seem to be sufficient short-term profit to motivate private industry. If we humans ever go to those worlds than it will be because a nation or a consortium of them believes it to be to its advantage or to the advantage of the human species...

      Just now, there are a great many matters pressing in on us that compete for the money it takes to send people to other worlds. Should we solve those problems first or are they a reason for going?"

      No, we shouldn't, thanks for asking. That's a common argument, but unfortunatley wrong. Basically put spin offs from the investment in the space program and other research from after WWII and through the cold war have transformed our technological civilization.

      ... to the point that landing on the moon was just about a flag. In the case of the Apollo program, $150 billion in todays money was dumped on our brightest minds (about 400,000 people, many highly skilled jobs) top universities and our most cutting edge industry. If it all crashed and burned on the launch pad it wouldn't have mattered, the boost to humanity was awesome.

      If you look at list of the problems we need to solve on this planet, they read like a list of technological problems to get to the stars. No 1 might be clean, cheap, unlimited energy that fusion would be a good candidate for. No 2 might be ecosystems - we'll need food and air recycling for long space flight. It goes on. It's the teach a man to fish principal. We need to skip frittering away resources on what seems to be the most pressing and urgent problems and go straight for the big goals.

      Dare I say it, we have our problems now, and are poorly equipped to face them because we gave up on spaceflight some time in the 1970s and worried to much about problems to close to home.

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    2. Re:In the words of my man Sagan... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Just now, there are a great many matters pressing in on us that compete for the money it takes to send people to other worlds. Should we solve those problems first or are they a reason for going?"

      The amount of money needed to go there is annually something like .1% of the money spent on 'solving' most of those problems. Not that any of them are actually solvable.

    3. Re:In the words of my man Sagan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you proposing that we need to solve our modern problems by skirting the issues and fixating on the "big goals"? That the resulting technology of a more aggressive space program will fix things?

      That moon landing wasn't just about a flag. It was about a war. The groundbreaking inventions you mentioned came about because of war.

      I think that people will get their heads down and innovate the most when they are threatened with death. Maybe if we keep skirting the real problems in our world, we will get to see the innovation that you seem to yearn for. I personally hope we can fix things before the situation gets to that point though.

    4. Re:In the words of my man Sagan... by schlachter · · Score: 1

      More to the point...we will ALWAYS have problems at home. So the question is...should we...or should we not go to space. I saw we should.

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    5. Re:In the words of my man Sagan... by SixDimensionalArray · · Score: 1

      I like this direction of thinking, personally.

      Some of our best and brightest minds in space exploration today have already pointed out that the International Space Station represents a test-bed for sustainability in many ways, and an ecosystem controlled and defined by human activity. Sustainability is one of the greatest goals for humanity, if not the greatest!

      Also, to think that all the major advancements in space exploration have happened in, what, the last 40-50 years? What could we do if we really put our minds to it? It's hard to know what benefits could be had, and I think that's always been a challenge - showing the present value of something whose benefit is reasonably unpredictable. We need entrepreneurs and risk-takers to take stabs at these challenges because it is these groups of people who help us quantify, discover and explore what the actual benefits are. Lastly, it's not about failing - it's about what we will not learn by not trying!

  15. Tibana... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert Tibana gas mines of Bespin joke, complete with reference to Lando Calrissian.

    1. Re:Tibana... by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Came for this refrence, and was not disappointed.

    2. Re:Tibana... by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Amazingly, it took this long for someone to make it. I wonder if company policy will allow capes?

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  16. YAH RLY by DragonHawk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the 'net... as if a million voices suddenly cried out in bad jokes, and were suddenly posted on Slashdot.

    This story should be fun.

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    1. Re:YAH RLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but astronomers renamed Uranus to put an end to that stupid joke once and for all.

    2. Re:YAH RLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's it called now?

    3. Re:YAH RLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urectum.

  17. Helium-3 ?!? by kpoole55 · · Score: 1

    I would have thought it would be full of methane.

  18. Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be nice to have an operating fusion reactor before we talk about mining Helium-3? No one has yet proven fusion is a viable source of energy and yet everyone is assuming it'll all work out in the end. You might as well base it on cold fusion. I'd love to see fusion proven as a source of clean energy but I've been following it since the 70s and we aren't any closer now than we were back then.

    1. Re:Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And assuming that we get that fusion power to work, wouldn't the Moon be a good place for the fuel source to get a fusion-powered interplanetary mining expedition to Uranus in the first place?

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    2. Re:Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Assuming" is a dangerous position to take. People have assumed for decades we'd solve the problems with nuclear waste which has never materialized.

      FYI mining the Moon is related to providing power for the Earth. The article deals with power for an interstellar probe. A massive difference. It may be far more practical to mine the atmosphere of Uranus than the Moon for the interstellar probe. All this still assumes that fusion power works which thus far it hasn't proved to be a viable source of power.

    3. Re:Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Assuming" is a dangerous position to take. People have assumed for decades we'd solve the problems with nuclear waste which has never materialized.

      All the technical problems have been solved. Your attempt to construct a coatrack argument is noted.

  19. Why by atari2600a · · Score: 1

    Why travel a gigameters or even petameters when we can travel less than a megameter to get our fuel?

  20. Periphery - Icarus Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mansur rocks!

  21. Okay, they're looking for helium in Uranus? by Chas · · Score: 1

    Sorry, no Hynerians here. Just humans. All we produce is methane.

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  22. Really "Project Icarus"? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

    How many space-based projects have we seen just this year called "Project Icarus"? It's as though there's no other popularly recognisable legend/myth with a reference to flight, let alone one that represents overreach & hubris as a spectacular failure at the point of apparent success.

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    1. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because "Project Deep Space" sounds even more like a joke when followed by "the Gas Mines of Uranus"

    2. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      And "project suppository" is even less appealing.

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    3. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      How about Prometheus? It seems fairly fitting for a project to enable the development and widespread use of commercially viable fusion reactors.

    4. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the sequel to Project Daedalus, so it's a better name than "Daedalus II" or worse. Plus it was effectively named three decades ago by the original Project Leader of Daedalus.

      It's often forgotten that Icarus only "failed" by pushing the limits of his father's design.

    5. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      There's already a Project Prometheus, and somehow it's quite fitting - nuclear-powered spacecraft for long duration missions.

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    6. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, they took a lesson from the story - the plan would be to fly AWAY from the sun this time.

    7. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by Kuukai · · Score: 1

      I know, and actually Stargate Universe takes the name in exactly this direction. Naming something "Project Icarus" is like calling it "Project What Could Possibly Go Wrong".

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    8. Re:Really "Project Icarus"? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      They re-use project names all the time.

      Just make this one "Project Prometheus 2: Electric Boogaloo"

  23. along with the weiner jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think i had enough to stay disconnected for a few good weeks.

  24. never ever ever by slashmydots · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's never ever ever ever ever going to happen. It takes more energy to go to another planet and get the fuel than you would ever get from the fuel. To simply accelerate the mass of the helium itself to a decent speed takes such a huge portion of the energy it contains, possibly more actually, that it would be more expensive than any other energy source ever invented. You could launch coal into space from earth for cheaper and run a steam powered spaceship for cheaper than dragging gas back from a distant planet.
    I have a theory about this. Hmmm, energy is a hot topic right now. Getting lots of energy gets attention from the media and government. NASA is getting de-funded. I think this entire thing is an exaggeration to get more space travel funded.

    1. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's assuming you use today's technology. We may find a cleverer way to get out that far than just burning chemical rockets. Space travel is less than a hundred years old, after all.

      For instance: solar sails. You could propel an autonomous mining ship to Uranus using the solar wind and gravity assist to accelerate. Then, when everything is all done, it redeploys the sails in such a way to decelerate its obit around the sun (and using gravity assist again, it works both ways), making it fall toward the inner solar system. It may take 50 years between trips, but if you have a fleet of these things? You're laughing on the gravy train to limitless clean energy.

    2. Re:never ever ever by thej1nx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It cannot be helped if you lack imagination. With your limited logic, yes the plan definitely seems unfeasible.

      But let us look at the obvious flaw in your argument. First, define "decent speed". The energy you are actually expending is in achieving escape velocity. Once you are in space and already moving towards Earth, little energy is required. There is no friction so as to speak of, in space, for one thing. And who said the fuel needs to reach us within a week? The ship might take 30 years. Or more. Think of it as a leisurely speed. With a few such ships being launched at regular intervals, you can establish a constant chain of supply.

      Second flaw in your logic, you are a tad too eager with the "never ever". Like those other idiots who announced that the man is not meant to fly and will "never ever" do so. You fail to account for new technologies or creative solutions emerging. If we humans are good at anything, it is at solving problems. All that is needed is that we should actually WANT to go to other planets and mine them for resources. And that we should allot resources towards finding a way to do this.

      Idiots like you of course, are short sighted and simply figure that it is a waste of your tax-money since only your kids/grandkids will benefit instead of you. Who cares if the mankind stays chained to a single planet and gets wiped out in a single catastrophe, since you do not think it likely within your own lifetime. And you do not give two hoots if your kids die cursing your name, for your short-sightedness.

      It took decades/centuries of research and inventions before we got to the point where we actually directly benefit from Wright Brother's initial flight efforts. And at that time idiots like you existed who denounced it all as a waste of money. Now you will happily hop into a flight, since you are benefiting directly. If I pointed out how we have benefited from investing into NASA(ear thermometers used for babies, scratch resistant glasses, sports/athletic shoes, communication satellites that provide you with TV, telecommunications, safety grooving on highways that prevent accidents, water filters, CAT scanners, computer microchips which led to PCs and Laptops, insulation, speedo swimsuits, memory forams, rust-proof coatings to name a few), you will just poo-pah. You will rather have folks die instead of having NASA contribute to the MRI technology that saves lives across the world. Because NASA funding as per geniuses like you, is a waste of money.

      Folks like you would demand moronic laws in the name of "think of our children" but when it comes to actually making their future a little better, folks like you don't actually give a shit about your children and your grand-children. After all, YOU are not benefiting immediately. Right?

    3. Re:never ever ever by bmo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I need... mod... points.

      Mod this up, guys.

      >Folks like you would demand moronic laws in the name of "think of our children" but when it comes to actually making their future a little better, folks like you don't actually give a shit about your children and your grand-children. After all, YOU are not benefiting immediately. Right?

      That is exactly what it's all about. It's the driving force behind the tea party. It's what's behind all the "hurr, that's socialism" bullshit. It's the "I've got mine, fuck you" niggardly attitude where anything that benefits everyone in the long run is somehow socialist because spending a dime today on it is immoral according to the church of Mammon and Ayn Rand, the prophet PBUH.

      These are the same people who ridiculed the word "Hope" in the Obama campaign.

      It's on my fucking state flag. I have not enough middle fingers for such folks.

      *spit*

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    4. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would it need to be dragged back to Earth? Why not use the gases as a fuel stop for vehicles leaving the solar system or build an automated mining facility that converts those gases into energy that could be beamed back to Earth via lasers or microwaves?

      Aside from that, this guy doesn't sound like he knows too much about the planets. The biggest problem with hitting up Jupiter is its large and powerful magnetosphere. Very high levels of radiation would pose a bigger problem than just its gravity. Saturn should be no problem since the rings are so thin that you would have to purposely fly into them to cause an accident.

    5. Re:never ever ever by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      I voted for Obama, and even I rolled my eyes at the "Hope" and "Change" They were more or less just words used to propel the campaign forward. Its no different than when whoever the Republican candidate for President in 2012 shows up and uses the "Family Values" and "Make America Strong" slogans. They don't actually say anything. Any Republican coming after a Democrat is going to "Change" things. The same is true for any Democrat following a Republican.

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    6. Re:never ever ever by bmo · · Score: 1

      What made me angry was the sneering way "Hope" was denigrated.

      As if it's something worthless. It's not.

      The treatment the word got at the hands of people like Sarah Palin disturbed me.

      Sure, it was used as a slogan. It's not a bad slogan to have, though. Like I said, the slogan is on my flag. It's there for a reason. Hope means that tomorrow can be a better day than today. It might not be, but it can.

      Hope.... is a bad thing? Hope is to be sneered at? Hope is to be torn up and discarded? Hope is to be perverted and used as a weapon? I dunno man, but down that path lies evil.

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    7. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you haven't done the maths or looked at the physics involved. The energy in fusion fuels is much, much higher than what is needed to propel fast freighters between the planets. We're talking millions of times the energy compared to chemical fuels. Obviously that simple fact has escaped you.

    8. Re:never ever ever by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The US went from its first human space flight to putting a man on the moon in a decade. If the will to do something is there we can do it, and these days it will be a hell of a lot cheaper too.

      JAXA and the ESA both seem interested, so fingers crossed...

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    9. Re:never ever ever by Arlet · · Score: 1

      and these days it will be a hell of a lot cheaper too.

      On the contrary, it will be 10 times more expensive, as it will turn into the greatest pork barrel project ever.

    10. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What made me angry was the sneering way "Hope" was denigrated.

      As if it's something worthless. It's not.

      The treatment the word got at the hands of people like Sarah Palin disturbed me.

      Sure, it was used as a slogan. It's not a bad slogan to have, though. Like I said, the slogan is on my flag. It's there for a reason. Hope means that tomorrow can be a better day than today. It might not be, but it can.

      Hope.... is a bad thing? Hope is to be sneered at? Hope is to be torn up and discarded? Hope is to be perverted and used as a weapon? I dunno man, but down that path lies evil.

      -- BMO

      Hope as an ideal is great. Hope is not a strategy. The difference between ideals and strategy, the difference between inspiration and force -- these are the reasons that the current dictator is doomed to fail.

    11. Re:never ever ever by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      ...beamed back to Earth via lasers or microwaves?

      I think the vast distances involved would mess that up. The lasers used to do the retroreflector experiment between Earth and the moon had a calculated divergence of about 1.04 x 10^-3 radians. Using a 1m laser at Uranus, the divergence would have to be 2.8 x 10^-4 radians just to make the beam the same diameter as the Earth. That's a factor of 4 or so. To get the beam into a circle that covers the same area as the state of Texas you'd need divergence on the order of 2 x 10^-5 radians. Suddenly you're looking at a factor of 50, and that doesn't take atmospheric effects into account. Add to that the complexities of precisely aiming such a laser, and I think you'd be hard-pressed to harvest must energy.

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    12. Re:never ever ever by OS2toMAC · · Score: 1

      >> speedo swimsuits, Have you ever been to a European beach? I think we could have done without these.

    13. Re:never ever ever by rodarson2k · · Score: 1

      Plus, if you send out a fleet of ships every year for 30 years, with the first due back in 50 years, your company can go bankrupt after 30 and a shell company can re-buy the ships at 10% of their actual cost, multiplying your profit by an enormous factor.

    14. Re:never ever ever by tempest69 · · Score: 1

      The OP isn't too far off, 2.6 billion kilometers is a long way. at 1 km/sec it's 80ish years out. so 100 km/sec is needed. to get it down to a ~10 month range. Though energy increases as the square of the velocity. so it's 10000 times the energy to get helium to that speed, even in big balloons accelerated gently it's going to take a bunch of energy. So 99% of the helium3(after it's left the Uranus gravity well) burning energy (fusion) is lost accelerating it, then you need to catch it. Which will take energy. So with a catch, you cant be spending more than 50% to break even under awesome conditions. A net energy loss might still be fine, as the utility of portable energy makes up for a loss of energy, but it wouldn't make it a viable primary energy source.
      Baseline is that you need to have a slow steady transport of material, but this means that the chance for puncture is greatly increased over the years. The economics of it are the real bugger. As the interest alone on this project before getting your first H3 packet would be horrible. By the time it's economically viable it might well be obsolete.

    15. Re:never ever ever by bware · · Score: 1

      It took decades/centuries of research and inventions before we got to the point where we actually directly benefit from Wright Brother's initial flight efforts. And at that time idiots like you existed who denounced it all as a waste of money.

      Maybe. Maybe not. Historically, people might have said that it was impossible, or improbable, or that the inventors were wasting their time, but I doubt that many claimed it was a waste of money, because all those inventors/discoverers didn't do it with taxpayer money. No one even knew the Wright brothers were doing it, until they had done it.

      Similarly, no one is objecting to you spending your money on this. You might be called crazy, but it's your money to spend. But if you want to spend Other People's Money, i.e., tax dollars, then you have to justify it. Proposing that NASA fund missions to outer planets to mine fuel for a process that doesn't exist, and won't for the foreseeable future, is a long stretch for an agency that can't afford to fly TPF, or LISA, or SIM, or IXO, or ESJM, or... well, how many recently canceled missions do you want listed here?

      And can't manage the ones they can get funded. The 2010 Astro Decadal was DOA because there is no money to fund any missions in this decade. JWST is sucking all the air out of the room.

    16. Re:never ever ever by bmo · · Score: 1

      >current dictator

      If he was a dictator, we probably would have had single payer health care (which would have been a good thing), but since he's not, he took it off the table from the get-go.

      You're stupid.

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    17. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Governments don't get bankrupt all that frequently.

    18. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Railroads in quite a few countries have been setup and managed by governments, with taxpayer money. It was a massive and exorbitant project at the time. The only thing required is that there should be a worthwhile payoff in mind. And the world-changing inventions that usually come out of NASA, not to mention the prospect of colonization(not having all our baskets in one place) being furthered a little bit more, is a worthwhile payoff.

    19. Re:never ever ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at 1 km/sec it's 80ish years out. so 100 km/sec is needed. to get it down to a ~10 month range

      Instant gratification isn't always mandatory. Pyramids, while a massive project, took decades to build. And it was done without even an actual payoff in mind. There is no reason why you cannot have the payoff planned 50 years off, instead of mere 10 months. That at least does make it economically feasible, since you are not burning "10000 times the energy" (so at 1km/sec, the square of velocity is 1x1 = 1 times the energy? So as per your calculations only 1% of the helium is lost if we target it to arrive after 50+ years instead of 10 months? Interesting). As an aside, NASA also helps stimulate interest in sciences, namely mathematics.

  25. Better project name needed:myth + Soundgarden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any project failures and Slashdot will be full of references of how Icarus flew too close to the black hole sun....

  26. Sooo.... by Greystripe · · Score: 2

    would this be the first time a goatse link would likely be modded informative?

  27. Damn by Roachie · · Score: 1

    Someone beat me to the fart joke. :(

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  28. It's certainly a Joke Mine by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    nuf sed

  29. Democracy to Uranus by flock.dux · · Score: 1

    It seems that someone tries to bring democracy to Uranus -- Flock

  30. pheeewww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it might be smelly but they are not going mine my anus

  31. Troll post is Troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty certain that NASA won't consider a project named ICARUS for the obvious connotations.

  32. Isn't this a fantasy? by Coriolis · · Score: 1

    No-one has a working (energy-positive) controlled fusion design. Icarus in theory has an advantage in that it's powered by thermonuclear device detonation, but the technological and engineering challenges are still immense, and AFAIK no-one is anywhere close to solving them. Let alone how you'd solve the political problems inherent in building a 54000 tonne nuclear-engined missile. It strikes me as putting the cart before the horse in a big way to be worrying about fuel at this stage of the project. You might as well have started the article "When considering sources of gold to feed your dragon..."

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  33. Where to start mining? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    So where is the best place to start? At the pole?

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  34. Helum-3 ?? What for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With both Polywell and Andrea Rossi fusion projects we still need Helium 3?
    I think this become sort of urban legend thanks to movies like "Moon" but is far from being true today.

  35. Project Icarus? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I would have thought such a title more fitting for an operation near Mercury.

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  36. Bespin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said?

  37. Uranus? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    It's more likely than you think.

  38. Wrong Direction by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    No, this isn't another "youranus" joke. It's obviously a bad investment in time, energy and money to drive all the way to Uranus and back with gas just for the relatively small amount of energy we'd get out of it back here. For a much smaller investment we could get enough to power the Earth back from deuterium mining on the Moon as the summary notes. Or, even better, we could put solar collectors across Lunar surface, then beam the energy back to the Earth through a small network of lunar/solar/Earth orbital satellites to floating sea platforms. The lunar energy projects would pay off within a decade, and replace practically all energy (and emissions, and mining, and their territorial conflicts) here on Earth.

    But Uranus' gas "mines" are still an excellent resource. Once Earth's energy needs are satisfied, lunar/solar power would still provide enough to push human exploitation through the other planets. Lunar/solar power is an excellent way to get to Uranus, especially if we set a trail of collectors and transmitters along the way. But once there, solar energy density is so low that even very large collectors left to concentrate solar energy beamed to the Uranus neighborhood will be very low. To get beyond Uranus, and even around in the Jupiter-Saturn neighborhood, pulling energy from Uranus' gas would be a good way to go. Or rather from each gas giant.

    By the time we get Earth's energy hooked up to lunar/solar and get out to the outer planets, I expect we'll have gas->radiation fusion tech that works well in the uninhabited vacuum of interplanetary space. Dropping fusion plants into gas giants' atmospheres to pump a network of "solar" transfer stations orbiting planets, moons and the Sun would complete a Solar System power network delivering energy throughout the system along the paths our machines, and perhaps eventually longterm colonizing humans, travel. Power from Uranus, and then Neptune, would be the best way to push our travel outwards from our planets into really distant places, and eventually to other stars.

    Let's not turn "Uranus gas mining" into just a joke. We'll get to it. But let's get serious about lunar/solar power systems, and the satellite infrastructure to support it. We've had the tech to do it for over a decade, and the dire need to replace our sugenocidal legacy energy systems with it for even longer. Back to the moon for solar power; Uranus can wait.

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    1. Re:Wrong Direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's obviously a bad investment in time, energy and money to drive all the way to the Moon just for the relatively small amount of energy we'd get out of it back here.

      Sorry, reality sucks, eh Space Nutter?

    2. Re:Wrong Direction by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      pulling energy from Uranus' gas would be a good way to go. Or rather from each gas giant.

      The point about Uranus specifically is that it's in the shallowest gravity well of the four. (checks : 14.536 M//e vs 17.147 M//e) So the presumed primordial concentration of He3 should be most accessible there with lowest energy costs to get it up into interplanetary space. I suspect that that 18% difference would be a sufficient factor even if Uranus and Neptune were to swap places.

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  39. The nitty gritty details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine (see peristaltic movement), and may cause a similar feeling of urgency and discomfort. Researchers investigating the role of sensory nerve endings in the anal canal did not find them to be essential for retaining fluids in the anus, and instead speculate that their role may be to distinguish between flatus and feces, thereby helping detect a need to defecate or to signal the end of defecation.[5]

    The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors, such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure. Among humans, flatulence occasionally happens accidentally, such as incidentally to coughing or sneezing or during orgasm; on other occasions, flatulence can be voluntarily elicited by tensing the rectum or "bearing down" on stomach or bowel muscles and subsequently relaxing the anal sphincter, resulting in the expulsion of flatus.

  40. Obligatory He-3 rant by Megane · · Score: 2

    We don't even have fusion working yet, and He-3 isn't the easiest fuel to fuse, so it won't be burned by first-generation reactors. So stop talking about it as a primary reason to go to the moon, already! Let's get some kind of fusion working first.

    That being said, getting some kind of a ship to Uranus that could collect it would be enough of a technological challenge that we would probably have fusion working by then.

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    1. Re:Obligatory He-3 rant by physburn · · Score: 1
      True He-3 need a much higher temperature than D-T. The coulomb repulsion is four times bigger, so roughly 4 times the temperature. But the advantage is that all the energy is released in charged particles, protons and alpha particles, which could be steered in a magnet field to produces thrust. A D-T fusion rocket would lose nearly 90% of its energy as neutrons, while a He-3 fusion rocket, would get nearly 100% thrust. A Daedulas type star drive isn't exactly easier through, it need to laser fuse pellets of He-3 fuel. And steer them in an immensely strong magnet field. The NIT is getting close to laser fusion, but neither is ready yet.

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  41. A Uranus by any other name... by xednieht · · Score: 1

    That poor planet really needs to be renamed.

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    1. Re:A Uranus by any other name... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      That poor planet really needs to be renamed.

      No, the children of the human species need to grow up.

      Quick check - do you know what the actual origin of the name was, without looking it up?

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    2. Re:A Uranus by any other name... by xednieht · · Score: 1

      Greek mythology, god of the sky or air or something like that, only not spelt the same.

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    3. Re:A Uranus by any other name... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Yep. Had his balls cut off by his son Cronus, who then took over. But in Roman mythology, Cronus goes by the name of Saturn. Cronus/ Saturn in turn was overthrown by his son, Zeus/ Jupiter.

      Bode (of the Law) suggested the name for the planet in explicit reference to the mythology. Unfortunately, he didn't anticipate some tricky beggar putting another new planet further out there, let alone thousands of the buggers (I take the self-spherising definition, unlike the IAU).

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  42. Re:please not first post? by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 0

    More interested in the fact they named the project "Icarus".

    Its like...they WANT the mining craft getting their wings wet and crash....as opposed on mining on Mercury.

    See...jokes DONT HAVE TO BE SHALLOW!

    *somewhere a Jaffa is laughing*

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  43. Cloud city by K2tech · · Score: 1

    This would be a great reason to build the cloud city of Bespin - just as long as the appointed administrator doesn't use it as a wager in a card game.

  44. Agreed, Uranus Stinks by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

    When you can just make the helium-3 on Earth.

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  45. Poor choice of a name by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    Don't they know what happened to Icarus?

  46. UR anus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please don't mine 'my anus'

  47. I've never had my anus described as a gas mine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never had my anus described as a gas mine, although when others have proclaimed themselves to be a star, I've often thought of them as a gas giant.

  48. of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to find gas anywhere, it would be out of Uranus. Jupiter would be stupider.

  49. Not a Question by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    This is not a question:

    "Although Jupiter's gravity could pose a problem and Saturn's rings might get in the way (and forget Neptune, that place is one hell of a commute), perhaps the helium-3 in the Uranian atmosphere could be mined using atmospheric balloons?"

    Question marks mark questions.

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