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X-Men: First Class

I wasn't sure what to expect from the new X-Men: First Class movie. The previous 3 films have been riddled with ups and downs. What I didn't realize is that this film was going to really be a Prequel. I thought it was going to be a bit more of a reboot, but it still tries to fit in with the previous films. Read on for a brief review which will contain some spoilers. You have been warned!

The core the film takes place in the '60s, surrounding the Cuban Missile Crisis. This is a mixed bag: the fashion seems pretty spot on, which extends from mini-skirts to the actual character costumes which are generally much closer to their original comic source material than most comic movies these days. The music is pretty nice, but there are some musical cues that aren't period appropriate and it felt wrong to me.

The bulk of the story involves Professor X and Magneto meeting and starting the X-Men with a batch of kids that you mostly don't care about. Jean Grey and Wolverine and Rogue to me are the X-Men. But the X-Men pantheon is huge, and chars like Havoc and Banshee just don't have the same stuff for me. But that's ok because they are minor compared to the Professor, Mystique and Magneto in the scope of the movie.

The story is pretty simple: The psychic and his shapeshifting friend are met by the government official, and build a team to stop a super villain (Kevin Bacon) who is hell-bent on triggering a Nuclear War between the super powers. Mutant Pride! Humans Bad! Let's All Get Along! You know the themes the X-Men play with: they're all here in fairly heavy handed doses.

So here's my thoughts: Emma Frost was weak. I don't know why Mad Men's January Jones missed the mark: she was cold, but boring. It just didn't work for me. When Beast finally gets his ultimate mutation, he looks laughably bad. Watching Magneto make ridiculous faces when he attempts to move whatever giant iron plot device stands in his way gets old. And I don't know what the budget on this one was, but many of the effects were just below what I'd expect from a summer blockbuster.

The good news is that Charles & Magneto's plot is mostly solid and interesting. Watching Prof X hit on chicks as a young man is fun. Magneto's backstory is ground into you, but there are a number of really awesome scenes where he comes off as seriously badass. Mystique is mostly well handled as well. Sadly when all the X-Men pupils are together, things get a little cheesy. But I guess they are supposed to be teenagers. There are also a couple of cute cameos.

My short answer is that I went in with fairly low expectations: The last X-Men was rough — I just wanted a movie better than that. And I really got that and more. I think Thor was a bit more fun. And honestly I'm more excited for Green Lantern right now than either of these.

226 comments

  1. Nothing to see here... by dakkon1024 · · Score: 1

    The movie maybe different from the (comic) book. You have been WARNED!

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine; the problem is that the movie is also different (i.e. inconsistent with) the other movies in the series.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is this another indication of our collective mental devolution and frog sized attention span? At one time people would complain that a movie didn't match the book it was based on. Now they complain because it doesn't follow the comic.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here... by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      SPOILER ALERT!!
      I was thinking the same thing. In the other movies, Professor X met Jean BEFORE he was paralyzed (he walked into her house). But in this movie, he is paralyzed at a much younger age than the age he looked walking into her house.

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    4. Re:Nothing to see here... by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      What about it? He comes and goes to the wheelchair every few years in the comics. Maybe there will be an X-Men: Space Class with the Xiar and he'll walk again...

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  2. Inconsistencies with X3: Last Stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Borrowed from Yahoo Answers (http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110604161805AApI3mr):

    * In X2, you can see Beast still as human on the TV
    * In X2, Magneto revealed he helped create Cerebro with Xavier. In First Class, the Cerebro prototype was made by Beast with input from Xavier.
    * Emma Frost is a teen in X-men Origins: Wolverine, which is set in the 70s. In First Class, which is set in the 60s, she is an adult.
    * In the comics, Havok is the younger brother of Cyclops. I'm not sure if they're are still brothers in the film, but Havok is now older than Cyclops.

    1. Re:Inconsistencies with X3: Last Stand by the_hellspawn · · Score: 0

      you bastard! I didn't need to know this information. Damn you AC!

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    2. Re:Inconsistencies with X3: Last Stand by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

      Also, at the beginning of X3 Jean Grey is recruited by a walking Professor X and Magneto. This is consistent if this is taken to take place during the events of First class, except that Ian McClenan and Patrick Stewart are playing the younger selves.

      But you know what? I don' want consistency as much a great story. If there's too much mythology, I see forget and take some poetic license. Was this story faithful to much of anything? Not really. Was it good? I say it was very good.

    3. Re:Inconsistencies with X3: Last Stand by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      So you're complaining about a lack of canon consistency? Welcome to comic book fandom!

    4. Re:Inconsistencies with X3: Last Stand by medv4380 · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard and read it was only supposed to reboot by invalidating X3 and the Wolverine movie. But from what you've pointed out they invalidated X2 as well. I figured a partial reboot was nieve and they would just be risking continuity with the two films they for some reason wanted to keep in line. An honest reboot should have used one of marvels staples at resetting the universe. Cable and Bishop were always good at resetting things when they painted themselves into a corner. As a film I personally liked what they did with First Class. However, I believe that Marvel would have done better if the rights were back in their hands. They would have nested a small Cap seen in WWII to do some cross movie marketing.

  3. They killed the black man first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Trite.

  4. Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but this movie proved to me that, above all else, Kevin Bacon is really good at playing assholes in the movies

    plus I liked the brief cameos: the Hugh Jackman F-bomb scene and the Rebecca Romijn Mystique reprise. But where the fuck was Storm? Halle Berry couldn't be bothered or they didn't offer her enough $ for a brief appearance?

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    1. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Halle was awful, lets not bring her back ever. Thank you.

    2. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>this movie proved to me that, above all else, Kevin Bacon is really good at playing assholes

      That was proved to me when I saw Kevin Bacon in the Invisible Man. Dark personality. Very dark. (Also fun to watch him play with that one chick's nipple. There's just not enough breast foddling in 2010 movies.) ;-)

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    3. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but this movie proved to me that, above all else, Kevin Bacon is really good at playing assholes in the movies

      plus I liked the brief cameos: the Hugh Jackman F-bomb scene and the Rebecca Romijn Mystique reprise. But where the fuck was Storm? Halle Berry couldn't be bothered or they didn't offer her enough $ for a brief appearance?

      During the Cerebro mind sweep she showed up as a little girl.

    4. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the scene where prof x is searching for mutants they showed a small black girl with white hair. She's maybe 5 or 6. I believe that was storm... Storm isn't nearly as old as prof x and magneto so this is to be expected. She isn't of age when this movie was made.

    5. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by JayBean · · Score: 2

      Halle Berry would have been too young to show up in this film. Had Storm been one of the first class members, she would be in her late forties/early fifties when they shift to present day stories. Wolverine and Mystique both age slowly, so they can make cameos without breaking continuity.

    6. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by MrHanky · · Score: 2

      Personally, I find Kevin Bacon is exceptional when playing assholes in Filipino horror movies from New York.

    7. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i'm the only asshole in a Filipino horror movie from New York

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    8. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      you must be female. as any male is impressed no matter what halle berry does

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    9. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as any male is impressed no matter what halle berry does

      Except the gay ones, and those who see a film for the acting rather than just a pretty face. Idiot.

    10. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      Hey, asshole: she's an academy award winner. Meaning: she's a pretty face, plus a lot more. If you place her mentally in the same category as Pam Anderson, you're the idiot.

      I await your lecture as to why her academy award for best actress has no meaning.

      So sayeth an anonymous coward on the Internet, signifying nothing.

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    11. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh

    12. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... no. Storm should have been an older woman than Halle Berry. Vanessa Williams or Khandi Alexander (remember NewsRadio?) would be my first two choices and I'm sure there's a bunch much more interesting actresses that could portray Storm than Halle Berry.

    13. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      whoosh whoosh

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    14. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      wow

      halle berry hate above and beyond expected nerd parameters

      readjusting nerd proximator settings

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    15. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by morgaen · · Score: 2

      Chill out. People have different opinions.
      The Academy awards are practically meaningless anyway. Unfortunately, the critical worth, artistic vision, cultural influence, and innovative qualities of many films are not given the same voting weight. Especially since the 80s, moneymaking 'formula-made' blockbusters with glossy production values have often been crowd-pleasing titans (and Best Picture winners), but they haven't necessarily been great films with depth or critical acclaim by any measure. No award will ever make up for Catwoman and Swordfish.

    16. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Hey, asshole: she's an academy award winner. Meaning: she's a pretty face, plus a lot more. If you place her mentally in the same category as Pam Anderson, you're the idiot.

      I await your lecture as to why her academy award for best actress has no meaning.

      So sayeth an anonymous coward on the Internet, signifying nothing.

      Unfortunately for Halle, the current opinion going around, given her body of work since Monster's Ball, is the latter film was an aberration, not the rule.

      She was terrible in the X-Men films, but George Lucas got some bad acting out of good actors from the prequels, so I try not to give one work/franchise too much credence these days.

    17. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      >>>this movie proved to me that, above all else, Kevin Bacon is really good at playing assholes

      That was proved to me when I saw Kevin Bacon in the Invisible Man. Dark personality. Very dark. (Also fun to watch him play with that one chick's nipple. There's just not enough breast foddling in 2010 movies.) ;-)

      Sounds like Verhoeven needs to direct a few more!

      I was disappointed in Hollow Man though. Started off so well, yet ended up so poorly.

    18. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      There's just not enough breast foddling in 2010 movies.) ;-)

      For that you need to watch award shows now...

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    19. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Academy Awards have no meaning in any context, except to the Academy. It's not like you can show up in McDonalds with an Academy Award and they will give you free McNuggets or something. It is an award given by a specific institution - no more and no less meaning than that. I personally don't give a rat's ass about what a bunch of stuffy film elitists think about a film. I base my opinions on my own thoughts, not the thoughts/opinions of people I don't know and do not have similar tastes as me. If I like someone in a movie and think they did a good job, them winning or not winning some stupid award isn't going to change that.

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    20. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, asshole: she's an academy award winner. Meaning: she's a pretty face, plus a lot more. If you place her mentally in the same category as Pam Anderson, you're the idiot.

      I didn't; Pamela Anderson isn't even a pretty face, anyway. Now, Audrey Tautou or Charlize Theron... I digress.

      I await your lecture as to why her academy award for best actress has no meaning.

      You'll be waiting a long time. I judge what films are good by watching them myself, not by heeding what the director's clique thinks. In other words, the Oscars are all worthless to me.

      So sayeth an anonymous coward on the Internet, signifying nothing.

      Do you think the fact that you use a pseudonym for all your posts makes you less anonymous than me? It does, but only just: there's still no face to put to circletimessquare.

      One of the beauties of /. is that pretty much anyone can decide what is good/bad and mod up/down respectively, unlike the Oscars.

      BTW, as a friend of mine might say, "Why do you hate gayers?" :P*

      *I needn't remind such a well-known, respected poster such as yourself that :P means that part was tongue in cheek, so try not to get so uppity this time.

    21. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by JameskPratt · · Score: 1

      I think storm was in it. When you see X using the cerebro for the first time you see a dark skin girl with white hair. She's a tween so of little use to the CIA/X-men.

    22. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      You want to know why Halle sucks? BAPS, 'nuff said. She is occasionally good, and often bad, with occasional horrific. Catwoman sucked so badly I want my $9 back, and I didn't even see the movie.

    23. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      Generally, I find that winning an award is a good indicator that I'm not going to be interested. Although there have been some exceptions, I take them as the exceptions that prove the rule rather than detracting from it. When I hear a movie has won an award, it will have a higher bar to meet for me to contemplate watching it after that.

    24. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Everything wrong with the movie industry can be seen in one movie: Transformers 2. It sucked. It didn't just suck, it redefined suckage. The writing, the characters, the blatant racism, the huge plot holes, the complete stupidity of every detail was an insult to the audience. It raped the franchise. It made a fortune.

    25. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by g253 · · Score: 1

      It's not like you can show up in McDonalds with an Academy Award and they will give you free McNuggets or something.

      Well put. I might quote you on that :-)

    26. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      Not all of us can be reduced to what's between our legs! Also, she was absolutely terrible in the X-Men movies that she was in and I also hated her acting in Die Another Day. I'd rather have a competent actress than one that is pretty!
      (For all the morons: That's *my* *personal* opinion and I don't care if you disagree or what awards she has won or not!)

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    27. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Darthwickett · · Score: 0

      Storm was in the movie, though not really in her continuity-defined place. As Charles used Cerebro, and was flashing through scenes of people he was finding, there was a small black girl with white hair in a classroom. I'm pretty certain that was supposed to be Storm.

    28. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Storm was one of the young children that Charles 'saw' when he first use the Cerebro prototype. I remember the white hair.

    29. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You sound like a Teabagger whining about Obama's Nobel Peace Prize. Get a grip, the award means a lot to a lot of people, and they don't hand them out like McNuggets. Both awards mean you've been judged worthy by a very hard-to-please group.

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    30. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Dude did you even SEE any of the other X-Men movies? Halle SUCKED! Not just a regular 'phone it in" kind of lame suck either, we are talking "aww crap here I was starting to enjoy it and then here comes Halle sucking the enjoyment out the screen" kinda suckage. And WTF has she done worth a shit besides Monster's Ball? I think we can safely say unless her next film turns out to be the best fucking thing since the Godfather that MB was more of a one off than anything.

      So frankly I don't give a shit how pretty an actress is (although frankly I think there are a hell of a lot finer females in Hollywood than Berry, Theron or Hannigan for example) but when she walks onto the screen and the scene just kinda starts stinking like a silent but deadly released upon the audience I say pretty or not her ass needs to go stat!

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    31. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      I personally don't give a rat's ass about what a bunch of stuffy film elitists think about a film.

      If you're referring to the Academy, it's not elitist film critics, it's people working in the industry. So it's more to do with personality and popularity than simple quality.

    32. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yey sexism is fun.

    33. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Are you honestly comparing a Nobel Peace Prize to an Academy award, and then telling me to get a grip? Please. One award means something, one doesn't. I will leave it up to you to figure out which is which.

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    34. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, she is very average looking. She is more a marketing creation than a drop dead gorgeous woman.

    35. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by petman · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Each award means something to some people, and nothing to others. For example, I couldn't give a rat's ass about either of those awards. Got nothing at all to do with me one way or the other.

    36. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like you can show up in McDonalds with an Academy Award and they will give you free McNuggets or something.

      No, but if it's an acting or directing Oscar, you can likely show up to Spago without a reservation and get a table.

    37. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's put in two other good evil asshole performances that I can remember...Trapped (good movie...Charlize fans will really enjoy it) and The River Wild (decent movie, but Meryl Streep was totally wrong for the part.)

    38. Re:Kevin Bacon has played many roles in his career by 0137 · · Score: 1

      yeah, for example catwoman was both a critical and financial success.

  5. Seriously? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > What I didn't realize is that this film was going to really be a Prequel.

    ...didn't realize... So... you missed all the clips and previews, then?

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    1. Re:Seriously? by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      ...didn't realize... So... you missed all the clips and previews, then?

      So... you missed the bit where he said he thought it was a reboot? It being a prequel was news to me as well.

    2. Re:Seriously? by khr · · Score: 1

      ...didn't realize... So... you missed all the clips and previews, then?

      Actually, I always try to miss all the clips and previews for any movie I'm vaguely interested in watching. They're so much more enjoyable going in with minimal expectations. And the previews usually give away too much, not enough that while watching the preview you know what's going to happen, but when watching the movie itself, having seen the previews, they've given you too much of a look into the later parts of the movie.

      I avoid watching previews if I can, and if I've seen a preview, avoid watching the movie for a few years, until the I've forgotten what I saw.

    3. Re:Seriously? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      As an X-men fan, as I assume you are, I can't believe you missed that in the plethora of advance materials on the film.

      But to be utterly pedantic, I didn't see anything in the film that would forbid it from being a reboot. Personally, I'd like to pretend the other movies didn't happen. I suspect that won't be the case, but hope springs eternal.

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    4. Re:Seriously? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Actually, I always try to miss all the clips and previews for any movie I'm vaguely interested in watching. They're so much more enjoyable going in with minimal expectations.

      Fair enough. I can appreciate that, and years ago I tried to do the same thing. The problem is, I got suckered into a big budget crapfest wayyyy too many times, and at today's prices, I just can't justify that anymore. A certain amount of Caveat Emptor is necessary these days in my opinion, which necessitates that surprises are fewer on opening days. Feel free to disagree.

      For instance, I very nearly ended up paying money to see Sucker Punch...

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    5. Re:Seriously? by ildon · · Score: 1

      A lot of my friends thought it would be a true reboot instead of a prequel, too. Looking back, I didn't really have any logic to back up thinking it would be a prequel rather than a reboot before I went in, either.

    6. Re:Seriously? by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Same here. I stopped watching cable TV back when I was in University (couldn't afford it) and soon realized how much a trailer can ruin a movie. It was great going in to see a blockbuster and having 0 expectations about the movie. I still don't have cable, even though I'm no longer a broke student, and still avoid trailers like the plague. I also hate it when my friends hype up movies I haven't seen :\

    7. Re:Seriously? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      , I'd like to pretend the other movies didn't happen.

      I get that for X3, but X2? That's about as good of a movie as could ever be made out of X-Men as a source material.

      Which isn't to say it's Citizen Kane, but sometimes what works in a comic doesn't work awesome in a movie, and given the limitations of the source material it's a pretty great movie.

    8. Re:Seriously? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I get that for X3, but X2? That's about as good of a movie as could ever be made out of X-Men as a source material.

      I had really high hopes for The Wolverine, the upcoming Hugh Jackman film directed by Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requiem for a Dream, the Wrestler, Black Swan) and written by Christopher McQuarrie (the Usual Suspects). The story of Wolverine in Japan, one of the character's most interesting/high points in the comics.

      Sadly, production was delayed, and Aronofsky dropped out because he didn't want to spend that long of a time on location in Japan. As far as I can tell, a replacement director has not been found.

      But I was left imagining what could have been. ;-)

    9. Re:Seriously? by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      George Lucas (Verb) Lucasing, Lucased (a) The act of committing graphics overkill.

      Is that related to "Baying it up?"

    10. Re:Seriously? by Matheus · · Score: 1

      I can't remember what resource I was watching but at some point the phrase "Another film filling in the history of the X-Men along the lines of Wolverine" pretty clearly said it was another prequel. As opposed to the line of thought "didn't have any logic to back up thinking it would be a prequel rather than a reboot" --> This is a franchise... there was nothing indicating that it was going to be a reboot where traditionally they make a big deal about that (Star Trek, Hulk, Batman)

    11. Re:Seriously? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Is that related to "Baying it up?"

      Oh, I love that! Can I use it? As in Transforrretchhh. Geeze (wipes eyes) I can't even say it.

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    12. Re:Seriously? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      > Is that related to "Baying it up?"

      Oh, I love that! Can I use it? As in Transforrretchhh. Geeze (wipes eyes) I can't even say it.

      Feel free! I made it up on the spot, but I'm sure it's been used before.

      I think Michael Bay is the most extreme example. He said the reason for designing the Transformers with so many little things and spikes and crap on them was just so more things would break off and fly about out of frame when they got hit.

    13. Re:Seriously? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      The trick is that while avoiding all spoilers and trailers to keep an eye on the aggregate score on rotten tomatoes, that way you'll get an idea if something's actually any good without any plot points being revealed. Of course, this means waiting a week or so from release before you go and see it, and everyone in the 21st century seems to be impatient with the attention span of a goldfish, so this part might not work for most people

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  6. WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    While I appreciate reviews of relevant media, I also appreciate proper diction and sentence structure. For example when the OP wrote,
    "So here's my thoughts: Emma Frost was weak I don't know why Mad Men's January Jones missed the mark: she was cold, but boring.",
    the use of a double colon along with a lack of almost any other punctuation makes this a strange series of sentence fragments and other collections of words.
    Another wonderful quip from the OP, "But that's ok because they are minor compared to the Professor, Mystique and Magneto in the scope of the movie." includes lack of punctuation and a bit of a halting choice of structure.

    While this was certainly a readable piece, I do expect more from a movie review.

    1. Re:WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is that this post came from Slashdot's fucking Editor-In-Chief!

    2. Re:WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would like to review Anonymous Coward's review of the above movie review. It was well put together, but had line breaks at odd points. I wasn't expecting much from this review of the movie review, but this review of a review came through and delivered the critique I have come to expect from ACs here at /.

    3. Re:WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give Anonymous Cowar (1608865)'s review of Anonymous Coward on Monday June 06, @01:53PM's review of CmdrTaco's review (from the it-lacks-blackpeople dept) two -1, Frosty Grits.

    4. Re:WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I give Anonymous Coward's review of Anonymous Cowar's review of Anyonymous Coward's review of CmdrTaco's review of X-Men:First Class two thumbs down for lack of Natalie Portman to go with those grits.

    5. Re:WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to review Anonymous Coward's review of the above movie review. It was well put together, but had line breaks at odd points. I wasn't expecting much from this review of the movie review, but this review of a review came through and delivered the critique I have come to expect from ACs here at /.

      its all part of the troll.

    6. Re:WANTED: Editor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I will soon release a remake of my review, including a Natalie Portman and Jar Jar as soon as my beowulf cluster of Portmans returns from Soviet Russia where a GNAA and Goatse.cx symposium is attending IT! What can I say... I love my fans and aim to please. Also, the technology available when I crafted my first review did not allow me to correctly express my artistic vision, which originally included all those things (and a part where Anonymous Coward actually posts his review before CmdrTaco). Coming soon to a slashdot near you...

    7. Re:WANTED: Editor! by operagost · · Score: 1

      The announcement of Anonymous Coward's remake of his review of Anonymous Cowar's skathing criticism of Anonymous Coward's review of CmdrTaco's review of X-Men:First Class was initially exciting, but tapered off toward the end. I give it twelve quatloos.

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  7. One glaring inconsistency: by Random2 · · Score: 2

    Havok isn't suppose to be in that time-line, at least not like that. But, no one pays attention to the details, right? Artistic liberty....

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    1. Re:One glaring inconsistency: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can actually see him on the television in the bar scene in X-2 before his transformation.

    2. Re:One glaring inconsistency: by metalgamer84 · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havok_(comics)#Film According to executive producer Bryan Singer, Havok will not be portrayed as Cyclops' brother in the film but somehow be related to him in a way that works for the film.

    3. Re:One glaring inconsistency: by Holi · · Score: 1

      Didn't the Beast have a holo device that made him appear human for awhile?

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  8. rogue. jean grey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are not an X-Men fan.

  9. The Lone gunmen are dead by kervin · · Score: 1

    Nice to see there are no spoilers in the title. Taco you're come a long way baby.

    1. Re:The Lone gunmen are dead by sharkey · · Score: 1

      The Lone Gunmen are mutants!?!?

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  10. Do what now? by scumdamn · · Score: 1

    I guess they are supposed to been teenagers too.

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  12. Screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they screw some things up like paralyzing charles so early, because at the beginning of the 3rd xmen Prof. X isn't paralyzed but he is by the end of this movie.

  13. Just a SMALL TASTE of what Taco's about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ccSiH4olo

    "Magneto ROCKS!"

    APK

    P.S.=> I think it's going to be a good one personally!

    ... apk

  14. Re:Inconsistencies by Kenja · · Score: 1

    Best to pretend that "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" never happened. Its in the same category as the Starwars XMas special.

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  15. Contradictions with the previous films by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    There were some minor contradictions with the previous films. For example, in X-3 there's a flashback to Xavier and Magneto going to find Jean Grey and Xavier is already in a wheelchair. Also, the previous films didn't have any references to the apparently major Mystique/Xavier backstory they added in for this movie. Taco is incidentally very correct about how funny having the young Xavier hit on girls was- that was hilarious. Although, at least once he claimed that something was a mutation which probably wasn't; someone had two eyes of different colors. This was much more likely due to some form of mosacisim than a mutation. However, given how much X-Men abuses genetics this is comparatively minor.

    1. Re:Contradictions with the previous films by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      Xavier was not in a wheelchair when him and Eric went to meet Jean when she was a teen.

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    2. Re:Contradictions with the previous films by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      See, I just made the assumption that Bryan Singer said, "I wasn't involved in X-3 so I'm ignoring everything it did." Considering how awful I thought X-3 was, I was more than happy to accept that premise.

    3. Re:Contradictions with the previous films by ildon · · Score: 1

      He was just using that line to pick up chicks. He didn't care if something really was or wasn't a mutation.

    4. Re:Contradictions with the previous films by bluegreen997 · · Score: 1

      I'm still not sure I've forgiven Bryan for leaving X3 to some hack just so he could direct sub-par Superman flick. I'm sure in the circles he's in that being able to say, "Yeah, and I directed a Superman movie too," scores him points. But still, X3 was bad. Really bad Bryan. A prequal does not really make it up in my book given how good X3 could have been.

    5. Re:Contradictions with the previous films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't ignore me, I'm the Jaugernaut, bitch

  16. expecting quality from the movie, you ask too much by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that the source material is pretty dire to begin with.

    Comic books are the classic case of remembering things as better than they were. Any commercial entertainment is about making money but the good stuff can also fit art in there. Comics have always been about making money. Yes, you can get art in some of the short run books or occasionally some good runs on major titles but these characters are the bread and butter of the comic companies. This is a business. And you don't risk the franchise by taking risks. So you do boring, predictable storylines. You have giant crossover events that promise everything will change but the biggest constant is your continued disappointment at being jerked around.

    I never had the money to get into comics but I've always been a scifi dork. The Battlestar Galactica I half-remembered from my youth is nothing like what actually aired. It was so much better. And Buck Rogers, I never remembered it being so tragically disco. And a lot of Trek is truly, spectacularly awful. My standards were increasing as TNG aired so I never properly appreciated the cringe factor of the early episodes until rewatching them.

    It's possible to accidentally make a really good comic book movie. The first Iron Man was good and shouldn't have been. The producers admitted they spent more time on the visuals than the plot. All the best lines were ad-libbed by Downey. And the second one proved how big of a fluke the first one was by being as awful as it deserved to be.

    The two Nolan Batman movies were better than we had any right to expect, especially given the direction the series had gone previously. I don't know what dark bargains were struck to keep studio intervention out of the process but damn, those were some good movies.

    The problem with a comic book movie is a director's hands are going to be tied more often than not. The movie's getting made because a deal's been inked and there's money to be made. That's as opposed to the reverse of the process where producers are championing an idea and are selling it to the studio on the premise it'll make money. Sometimes the distinction's hard to see but it all boils down to a question of whether the director's doing it for the vision or the paycheck.

    While the studio doesn't give a shit about anything other than making money, the real question is whether the creative team does. Witness "Pirates of the Caribbean: It's a Paycheck" or "Transformers 3: Michael Bay Needs Another Diamond-Encrusted Buttplug." You can't tell me anyone on those projects is is feeling the love. Contrast that with Lord of the Rings. Yeah, the studio couldn't give a shit about Tolkien or hobbits but they at least got out of the way of people who did. Then they fucked 'em on the percentage afterwards but at least not before the movies were made.

    So yeah, X-Men. How could this have possibly been a good movie? Keep the dream alive because god knows it can't fend for itself.

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  17. Marvel Movie crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only good blockbuster comic book movies were Watchmen and Dark Knight. the entire marvel series has been crap. everything is way too cheesy and never meets the expectations of the comic. you never see any blood and the "good guy" always wins. i'll pass on wasting my life on these movies.

    1. Re:Marvel Movie crap! by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      the only good blockbuster comic book movies were Watchmen and Dark Knight. .

      Possibly. But in my opinion (and many others as well), both were highly overrated.

  18. An even BETTER one, here... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcCCHb9LHc&NR=1

    * Yes, I truly *THINK*, that I am going to love this one...

    Also, lastly/again? MAGNETO ROCKS!

    APK

    P.S.=> Nice post CmdrTaco - I forgot about this one coming out, & tonite? I'll be "on it, like white on rice" @ the local mall!

    ... apk

  19. Who does this guy think he is? by Zoide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ugh! You know, it's not like this is your personal blog, Mr. "CmdrTaco" (whoever you are)...

    1. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Bj�rn · · Score: 1, Informative

      CmdrTaco is Rob Malda, one of the two founders of Slashdot.

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    2. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Zoide · · Score: 2

      I was of course, being sarcastic, but thanks anyway ;)

    3. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by zoloto · · Score: 1

      I'd +1 Funny you if I would ever get mod points (seriously, none in the last two-three years now?!)

    4. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco, AKA commodore_taco, c64tacolove, and many related pseudonyms, is a notorious /. troll. Try to ignore him/her/it.

    5. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    6. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh! And a four digit id as well!

    7. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if UID is correlated with an understanding of humor.

    8. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by C0R1D4N · · Score: 3, Funny

      People with less than 5 digits are clearly out of touch old fogeys ;)

    9. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been metamodding? Also, now that you have submitted your comment while logged in, you will be unable to mod any of "these here comments" even if you do get mod points.

    10. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh

    11. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Whoosh, I think. Unless I'm getting meta-whooshed.

    12. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by mattdm · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder if UID is correlated with an understanding of humor.

      I don't get it. That seems statistically unlikely.

    13. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by BadPirate · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. how the hell do those thinks work anyway?

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    14. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by BadPirate · · Score: 1

      Could be to do with my automatic typo plugin... I really should unistanll that.

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    15. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a sig indicating he is in fact a twitter sockpuppet. You're welcome.

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    16. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh! (From the original Anonymous Coward and not the reimagined one forced on you)

    17. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where'd you buy that 4 digit UID? :P

    18. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh! You know, it's not like this is your personal blog, Mr. "CmdrTaco" (whoever you are)...

      He gave up on the whole "news for nerds" thing years ago, so it may as well be.

    19. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut him some slack. At least he didn't link to his blog site and try to get a bunch of advertising hits from it.

    20. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duck - here it comes!

      woosh.

    21. Re:Who does this guy think he is? by micahjc · · Score: 1

      Before the last redesign of the site, I used to get mod points all the time. Then, nothing...

  20. Re:Inconsistencies by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

    Which is very sad. Overall I enjoyed it more than any of the 3 x-men movies, with possible exception of the second one.

  21. Best x-men so far by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first X-men movie seemed to be stiff and self-conscious. This is often the case in the first film of a franchise. What was unusual was that the second and third films were *more* stiff and self-conscious. Although there were enjoyable bits, overall the first film sorta worked as a "first film", the second mostly didn't work, and the third didn't work at all. I personally think this was due to an inexcusable overuse of Wolverine in what was supposed to be an ensemble cast. Feel free to disagree.

    Parenthetically, why do "blockbuster" movie scripts suck so often? If "the last stand" had a tenth of the creativity and pathos of "god loves man kills" it would have been worth watching. As it is we got a bunch of set-piece battles and some big digital effects, but the rest was cliche even for a comic book.

    Anyway, First Class had its problems (excellent dialog over here, really laughably bad dialog over there, like the writers were bipolar) (the change of Raven's appearance from appliances and body makeup to some kind of zip-up wetsuit) (Charles' inexplicably inept handling of his relationship with his adopted sister) but in general the story worked. It's the first x-men movie I've wanted to see twice.

    Yeah, Alex was really Scott's younger brother, Sean was a contemporary of Charles, yadda yadda. We've had so many different versions of the story in the comics (I prefer "Ultimate x-men") that I can't see how we could complain that the backstory has changed again. The movies really only need to be self-consistent. And worth watching. The last one wasn't. This one was.

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    1. Re:Best x-men so far by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      I agree First Class did have it's problems but over all I though was a good movie as well. Was nice to see the en fences of the movie on Professor X and Magneto and rather then on Wolverine. I also like the use of the different characters and a prequel rather then a sequel. This movie was worth going to see.

    2. Re:Best x-men so far by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The first X-men movie seemed to be stiff and self-conscious. This is often the case in the first film of a franchise. What was unusual was that the second and third films were *more* stiff and self-conscious. Although there were enjoyable bits, overall the first film sorta worked as a "first film", the second mostly didn't work, and the third didn't work at all. I personally think this was due to an inexcusable overuse of Wolverine in what was supposed to be an ensemble cast. Feel free to disagree.

      I didn't find the second X-Men film to be that stiff and self-conscious. Well, maybe some of the stuff with Jean and Cyclops, but I think Cyclops's casting was bad from the start. There was a lot of good stuff in the second movie with Nightcrawler talking with Storm, Wolverine and his past, Magneto as a victim (temporarily). I consider the second movie to be the best of the series, and that's because it had a single, clear narrative. In contrast, the third movie looked like they had three scripts, couldn't decide which one to chose, and just mashed them all together.

    3. Re:Best x-men so far by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      Parenthetically, why do "blockbuster" movie scripts suck so often?

      Because of the amount of money involved in producing them. The first draft of the script is probably a potentially very interesting movie. But every financial stakeholder comes to the table with its own requirements and its own ideas of how to maximize profit from the investment. The script follows from there. The result is usually a mishmash that takes no risks, demonstrates no creativity, and swiftly degenerates into recycled, unintelligible pablum.

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    4. Re:Best x-men so far by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      I think I agree. I mean, compare the plot and dialog of Batman: Sub Zero (1998) with Batman and Robin (1997). The former was an animated movie ostensibly intended for kids. The latter was... I dunno... At PG-13, I thought it might be intended for teens and young adults, but I think that's an insult to teens and young adults.

      The budget on the latter was estimated at $125M. Budget on the former isn't even listed, was probably in single digit millions. (This isn't a fair comparison, but I had to bring it up. Think of all the starving children $125M could have fed...)

      Yet, Sub Zero is by far the superior story. In fact, saying it was better than Batman and Robin is not saying enough. If you wanted to make a Mister Freeze live action film, and you just used the Sub Zero script as written, you'd still make a superior movie, even with the same lackluster cast.

      To bring this discussion full circle, this is why advanced information about "blockbusters" is absolutely vital these days. Because "blockbusters" so often degenerate into "death by committee", and by the time they reach the screen, they're a noisy, frantic, busy, mighty sucking sound. My daughter (16 year old art student) is so fed up with fractional-gigabuck crapfests that her desire to see a film has become inversely proportional to its budget, and she heavily favors small independent studios that are still willing to take chances. I can't fault that. I still want to see Green Lantern, though. Even though it could be this year's transforrretch. I still can't say it.

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    5. Re:Best x-men so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to talk a lot about some fairy tale.
       
      Get you head out of your ass, son. Comic books are for low lifes and faggots. Try stepping up to life's challenges instead of being a lump of shit filled with third rate knowledge of a retard's idea of entertainment.
       
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    6. Re:Best x-men so far by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      I still want to see Green Lantern, though. Even though it could be this year's transforrretch. I still can't say it.

      I doubt it's going to be this year's Transforretch...as there's already a Transforretch due out in theaters this year. It may come close though as I've never been a fan of the two Greens (Lantern and Arrow) from DC.

      On a side note, the trailer for the remake of "The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" has caught my attention. Might just be the music they used for it.

    7. Re:Best x-men so far by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > I doubt it's going to be this year's Transforretch...as there's already a Transforretch due out in theaters this year.

      Good point.

      > It may come close though as I've never been a fan of the two Greens (Lantern and Arrow) from DC.

      I don't really see the point of Green Arrow as a character, but Green Lantern could be interesting if treated right. (Big if.) But whether we *like* the characters is a different question. With enough care and imagination one can make a good movie about practically anything. For instance, "Son of Rambow" was pretty entertaining.

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  22. Excitment but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone, please tell me why we are seeing a movie promo on slashdot?

  23. Never underestimate bad taste by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    Well, this flimsy plastic movie made by a bunch of fat dudes in Kentucky or wherever may still pack a punch. Never underestimate bad taste.

    I will see it!

    1. Re:Never underestimate bad taste by Noren · · Score: 2

      Surely you meant the actual movie, Bad Taste. Peter Jackson's first film!

  24. Category Error by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 0

    What is this doing on Slashdot.

  25. Re:"But the X-Men pantheon is huge,...." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's ok. Just watch all the other high brow stuff that's available in illiteratevision, like all the great Asimov, Heinlein, Haldeman adaptations... I guess you could watch 2001 over and over and over... have fun.

  26. Not bad! by Spellvexit · · Score: 1

    I read a lot of old school X-Men comic books growing up, and while there were plenty of inconsistencies both when measured against the X-Men canon and even internally, I found that the overall excellent writing and clever use of mutant powers won me over. This movie was a lot more subtle than its predecessors, from the 60's touches to the stronger focus on the characters, and I appreciated that.

    They made some weird choices for characters. I don't know if Darwin even has a precedent (probably not, given his character's treatment), but who was the guy who blew the tornadoes? Azazel was also an odd choice. He doesn't really belong in the Hellfire club, from what I can tell, though he does set up Nightcrawler fairly well.

    Spoiler (and an example of internal inconsistency) -- what the devil happened to all of that energy Shaw sucked out of the submarine? I felt his powers were somewhat poorly defined to begin with, but when you suck a nuclear submarine's batteries dry, doesn't that energy go *somewhere*? I suppose it could be explained away in one way or another, but it would have made a lot more sense if there were an explosion or some other kind of awesome manifestation of the power he ate.

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    1. Re:Not bad! by FireFlie · · Score: 1

      Darwin has a precedent: http://www.comicvine.com/darwin/29-40600/ Also, the tornado creating mutant was riptide: http://www.comicvine.com/riptide/29-9732/

    2. Re:Not bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RE: Shaw and the energy sucking.

      How was he able to magically hold onto the rods (with his "psalms" --captcha)when the submarine was doing the barrel rolls?

    3. Re:Not bad! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the movie, but from what I remember of Sebastian Shaw from the comics was that his body worked as an energy battery -- absorbing kinetic energy, which he could then turn into super-strength and durability. So I guess he's saving it up. Didn't think he could absorb that much, but I'm not sure if they ever established what his limits were.

      I think Kevin Bacon would have looked rockin' with Shaw's mutton chop sideburns, though.

    4. Re:Not bad! by Spellvexit · · Score: 1

      I remember that much about him as well. However, in the movie, his expended power manifests itself in several different ways -- from awesome energy shockwaves to power pellets he can deploy to flicks of a finger loaded with kinetic energy. I expected more of the latter -- that is, punches and other strikes disproportionately loaded with energy. I'm not complaining, but I just didn't have a very good feel for his power's mechanics.

      I thought that Kevin Bacon, while not really resembling Shaw very well, still made a captivating villain. I especially enjoyed his brief depiction as a Nazi scientist at the very beginning of the movie. The latest Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me has a small but enjoyable interview with him regarding, among other things, his role as Shaw. :) And I can totally see see him with muttonchops!

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  27. Re:Inconsistencies by eclectus · · Score: 1

    There doesn't have to be an inconsistency with Cerebro. The Cerebro in First Class looks more like a first gen beta version. Magneto could have helped build the other one.

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  28. Ororo was there, but the cameo was briefer by Benfea · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SPOILER: When Xavier was trying out Cerebro for the first time and sifting through the minds of millions of people, one of the images to fly by the screen was what was clearly supposed to be Ororo as a child.

    1. Re:Ororo was there, but the cameo was briefer by freeweed · · Score: 1

      There were actually several more clearly-identifiable characters, at least if you've read enough comics that you can recognize one brown-haired kid from another. It was a nice way to have a few more cameos without being obnoxious. I suspect this will be something that makes repeat watching more fun.

      Storm was blatantly obvious though.

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    2. Re:Ororo was there, but the cameo was briefer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly certain I saw Scott Summers in there as well. They show a brown haired kid wearing sunglasses shortly after you see Ororo. If it was him then the movie messed that up because Alex Summers is supposed to be the younger brother of Scott.

  29. Until Marvel Regains Control... by fallen1 · · Score: 1

    None of the movies that are in the hands of Sony/Columbia/Etc. are going to get the treatment they deserve. The X-Men's first class was Marvel Girl (aka Jean Grey), Cyclops, Iceman, Beast, and Angel. Period.

    Spider-Man and other super-hero movies do not need two or three villains to tell a good story. Let me repeat this - they DO NOT NEED TWO OR THREE VILLAINS. One main villain (or group of villains - Hydra, The Hand, and such are OK) and some good character development on both sides and BAM! instant summer success. Add in special effects to compliment and enhance the story, not to tell the story because your writers suck.

    So, until said studios lose their rights to those properties and they get a proper treatment MAKE MINE MARVEL!

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    1. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      None of the movies that are in the hands of Sony/Columbia/Etc. are going to get the treatment they deserve.

      Maybe so. I really enjoyed Spiderman and Spiderman 2 though; I think Tobey Maguire was cast perfectly as Peter Parker. I mean, Peter Parker is a nerdy person but happened to have a decent physique. Tobey Maguire had a bit of a nerdy look, and with working out he had a nice physique, between his nerdy-yet-fit appearance and the mild persona he always seems to have, he was the perfect Spider Man.

      I don't like the idea of the upcoming reboot; I would rather they pretend Spiderman 3 was never made. The problem with Spiderman 3 wasn't the casting; it was in the writing. They had far too much going on for even a two hour and twenty minute movie for the story to feel anything but rushed, the plot full of holes, and character development and suspense all too shallow. It seems with the recasting they are punishing the wrong people; it's exactly like shooting the messenger because they didn't like what the author wrote. I'd rather see them continue with Maguire, Dunst, and Franco continuing their roles, with only one major villain. It would be fine if there were subplots going on, such as Franco's multiple personality disorder phasing in and out so that Goblin and Spidey have a couple of minor altercations, but Osborne and Parker still struggle to maintain their relationship. It would be more fitting to the schizm Osborne had which ultimately leads him to becoming a super villain with an axe to grind, and would be better character development of which the franchise is far more deserving.

      Let us regard Spiderman 3 as the new Highlander II. ;)

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    2. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by Zironic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe this comes as a shock to you, but Marvel does have creative control over their movies ever since they made their own Movie Studio back in 1996 and have been making their own movies ever since 2000 (Distribution being handled by Fox).

      So it's not that the evil movie studios are ruining Marvels honest attempts at making faithful comic book movies, it's that Marvel doesn't give a shit about doing faithful comic book movies as much as they care about making movies that people actually want to see.

      Almost all the movies they've done since opening the Marvel Studio have been blockbuster successes which tells you that they're pretty good at what they're doing.

    3. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by MattW · · Score: 1

      Spiderman 3 was nowhere near as bad as Highlander II. Spiderman 3 was disappointing, disjointed... Highlander II was *epically* bad. Like Plan 9 bad.

    4. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *facepalm*

      I'm sorry, but claiming that Marvel is going to do better by comic book stories/continuity is flying straight in the face of past evidence. I know it was a big part of your childhood, but without nostalgia, well over half of comic book stories just aren't that good.

      Marvel superheros are in the business of saving the world again and again. In order to awe audiences that already saw the heroes trounce Generic Bad Guy #24600, they tend to skip right past #24601 and on to #25000 (which is really #24600 with magic fizzbang #42). It ends up boiling down to the problem with Dragon Ball Z--in an attempt to keep ramping up the impact, they end up with a story all about power, and not at all about character. The result is predictable, often fun, and ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE MATERIAL FOR MAKING INTO A MOVIE.

      That's why the best superhero movies of the current generation (Batman Begins, Iron Man, Dark Knight) have had the least to do with the canon. They take the characters, but throw out the story, since the story is pretty much crap.

    5. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      Marvel has no creative control over the Spider-man movies nor the X-Men movies. They are solely owned by Sony and Fox respectively. As long as Sony and Fox continue to churn out these horrible movies, they retain the rights to continue making them.

    6. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      ... Marvel doesn't give a shit about doing faithful comic book movies as much as they care about making movies that people actually want to see.

      Agreed. As nerdy as I am, I'd rather see a fun comic book movie with a new canon than a faithful retelling of old canon that produces a movie I regret watching.

    7. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Spider-Man 3 was my favorite, actually. Now, Spider-Man 2... far too much time spent on Peter Parker bitching about how terrible his life was, immediately after making the choices that led to unfavorable outcomes. I wanted the guy to shut the FUCK up before very long, and he just kept whining.

      For all the flak that people gave the third movie for "emo Spider-Man", it was Spider-Man 2 that actually had emo Spider-Man.

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    8. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a damn good movie for a comic book movie!! (one of the best remakes IMHO)

    9. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      In the comic books and the daily strip (more so in the daily strip, I'll grant you) Parker does go emo quite a bit. Moaning about Uncle Ben, worrying about Aunt May, on and on, over and over. Spidey has always been emo, before emo even existed.

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    10. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      While I applaud their faithfulness on the one hand, on the other hand that is something I have no desire to put up with in the movie, so I'd rather they had cut it out. It certainly ruined the movie for me.

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    11. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by dkf · · Score: 1

      Marvel has no creative control over the Spider-man movies nor the X-Men movies. They are solely owned by Sony and Fox respectively. As long as Sony and Fox continue to churn out these horrible movies, they retain the rights to continue making them.

      But Marvel most certainly churn out the dross themselves too. I sat through Thor, damnit, and that movie was a mess that needed... oh, where to start? Frankly only the SFX were good enough, and everyone with a server farm to spare can make those. Plot, acting, editing: all sucked. The linking into the building megafranchise sucked worst of all. Gah!

      Can't we reanimate Walt Disney? OK, we don't really need large numbers of fascist undead shambling round the world, but he at least understood the importance of having a plot, telling a story well. Too many modern film makers think they can compensate for early incompetence with pyrotechnics.

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    12. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      SM3 was way to compact, they should have kept Venom as a whole separate other movie, and not mixed in anything from hobgolbin

    13. Re:Until Marvel Regains Control... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I am one of the ultimate fans for XMen, had all the lines growing up...from original, to uncanny, excalibur, new mutants, wolverine, morlocks, special spin off series (like collosus and rogue), cable, gambit, etc....

      I have to say I am impressed sometimes with how nice they make things work, at first i thought the choice for sabretooth would be bad, but that actor really turned out well, although they did not go deep enough for my liking in the story for origins, they took you deep enough to give the real fans a glimpse and say we could have done more, but budget allowed us to do this....they had the chops but not the budget.....

      Also deadpool (would be a great spin off movie in itself...) was a treat and a half....
      Sometimes....you do get treated well for showing glimpses...but sometimes I agree they take things too far off the written comic book path, and then starts feuds about why did they change timelines etc....

      I for one, never knew that juggernaut was Xavier's brother Cain Marco....or something like that (google it!)...and thought would be a great xmen4 with the intro of Collosus as well...but we'll not see that, as just too many story lines all in all.

      My point is when you extend the amount or volume or story lines side by side for all that happened within the xmen stories...from Kitty marrying that underdweller from the Morlocks and Storm becoming their leader.....to the Xmen meeting Mojo, to hellfire club (real time line happened with wolverine and collosus present, and the development of Dark Phoenix) ...to having the Beyonder like new Phoenix (daughter from future)...with the Sentinels and Nimrod ....to...I could go on forever...
      it would add up to all the movies that came out over the last year.

      Just too many stories!!!

  30. 1st line here, says it ALL... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we nerds LOVE THIS STUFF is why, much like Star Trek & such!

    APK

    P.S.=> Hey - I read this stuff as a boy, 1970-1980 & loved it... Marvel's Avengers, Fantastic Four, & yes, X-Men sort of really "inspired me" to TRY to be a better person, & to try to change the world for the better when & where I could in fact over time (mainly lately, vs. idiots like malware makers out there trying to rip you off & otherwise harm you personally).

    Comics also directly helped me as a child too, in aiding myself as a builder of my vocabulary & reading skills hugely in fact! I liked reading them, nobody had to "force-feed" them down my throat in other words (My Father brought home an "Incredible HULK" comic for me, & the rest? History!)... best thing you can do for a child imo, is to get them reading! It pays off in this life...

    (For myself @ that early time even, & enough so that I was a national spelling bee contestant, just because I remembered "big words" I read in comics quite often (especially from the likes of say, Reed Richards of the FF!))

    Next thing I know? Hey - They're making hit films from said material!

    That's a statement in & of itself I feel... I must not have been alone in it!

    ...apk

  31. The Jean Grey thing may have been on purpose by Benfea · · Score: 1

    I've heard it argued that they deliberately created the Jean Grey discontinuity in order to nullify the third film. While this is a good dream, I have little faith in that explanation.

  32. MFW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Movie reviews on Slashdot.

    Wtf man? And it is not even Star Wars.

  33. Re:Inconsistencies by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Xavier has been disabled and healed so many times in the comics. Savage Land, Secret War, recent Secret Invasion, etc. Likewise Beast has had relapses to humanity, and also used an image inducer, so the TV appearance isn't off. The cerebro thing is hard to reconcile though.

  34. Jean Grey and Wolverine and Rogue by c0d3g33k · · Score: 5, Informative

    to me *are* the X-Men

    Silly movie fanboy! Jean Grey is the only one of those three that qualifies as an original X-person (along with Cyclops, Beast, Angel and Iceman). Wolverine was originally a throwaway character in an otherwise forgettable Incredible Hulk issue and Rogue was a third-rate villain in an Avenger's Annual (number 10). Wolverine at least has the distinction of being a member of the team that launched the title to fame (starting with Giant-Sized X-Men #1 and Uncanny X-Men 97), so he's got some credibility. But Rogue? Meh.

    Kids these days! No appreciation for history.

    1. Re:Jean Grey and Wolverine and Rogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Banshee and Havok were at least characters during the initial run, well before the "new" X-Men.

    2. Re:Jean Grey and Wolverine and Rogue by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Ah, but I do have an appreciation for history! The problem is that the original X-Men started strong, but the title ended up not being very good and got canceled. It was only published through reprints for awhile until Giant-Sized #1 and X-Men #94 relaunched the franchise. Writer Claremont and artist Cockrum quickly turned it around into a world-class publication, and then Canadian John Byrne took a liking to fellow canuck Wolverine and turned him from "angry little nobody" to "series' most interesting character."

      Rogue was fun, the series' first real heel-turn-to-hero character they'd gotten before, and her reasons for switching sides were pretty neat, back in the #160 - #180 days or so. The early 80s were a fantastic time to be an X-Men. 90s and beyond? I just couldn't get into it anymore. I just keep losing interesting after Inferno.

    3. Re:Jean Grey and Wolverine and Rogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How's the comic book collection, Brodie?"

      My apologies to Kevin Smith.

      /snootchie bootchies

  35. Re:Inconsistencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Little confused; did you like X-Men: First Class better than the other 3 X-Men movies, or did you like the Star Wars Christmas Special better than the 3 X-men movies? Because one statement says a lot more than the other one!

  36. First time X-Men viewer by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    I saw this not having seen any of the previous X-Men movies and enjoyed it, found the story between Xavier and Magneto pretty engaging and liked the actors. There was a lot intentional(?) camp though and this has to be the first movie ever where I laughed out loud during a Nazi concentration camp scene. Multiple times.

    January Jones is a seriously awful actor though. I guess the Mad Men writers are really good at hiding that, more props to them.

    I went with someone who was at least familiar with the other movies and some of the comics, and it was cool asking him "so this guy with the chest laser is going to turn into the guy with the eye laser?"

  37. I Loved It! by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    Five out of five...well done all around.

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  38. I learned I loved 60's films by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I know women wear smaller bikini's these days but masses of women in lingerie must have been nice to live with while the sexual revolution was in full bloom and women had not yet become equal.

    The film was enjoyably sexist (as a male fantasy). Perhaps from Mad Men ? (which I haven't watched).

    I think this is the 2nd or 3rd reboot of continuity now. They don't toss everything out but they do drop big chunks. Clearly Xavier and Magneto are NOT children of the atom due to the new Retcon to their origins being well before the first A-Bombs dropped.

    I found the "gay and proud" to be jarring and heavy handed. And a bit cliched. And a bit "90's"/early "00's" when it was cooler. Or perhaps just no delivered well by the actors and shoehorned in to scenes. The "don't ask don't tell" reference was better delivered and flowed better.

    I thought the death scene was pretty damn "Phantasm" horror movie terrible and implicitly Xavier helped since he could have released control of Shaw and chose to scream instead.

    It was a bit sad to see all the familiar X-Men youthified. I remember Rogue deaging from a competent mid 30's adult to a 20 year old not legal to drink character. I was also said that professor X got the chair in this film. It would have been nice to have that happen in a second or third film. And it violates canon (which showed him bald and young walking around the middle east and fighting a powerful psionic there).

    I remember the original shaw having different powers ( mind control?) and being more sean connery like in appearance.

    I severely disliked the VTOL blackbird. I liked the 'stunt character' drop ins (storm, wolverine) but disliked the John Saxon (and the guy from Roswell/Bones) on the ship. Saxon was fine in Starship Troopers but out of place here. An anonymous actor would have been better here.

    Overall I would say it was a "1st class" movie-- just don't think about it too much.

    And loved Moira in lingerie. Even tho it covered more than a bikini which might stir any interest at all.

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    1. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by MattW · · Score: 1

      The comic-book shaw I remember as having exactly that power (kinetic absorption). Or am I confusing him the return-of-the-Hellfire club story line where Emma is sneaking off? (Which I think was one of the Whedon arcs)

      I remember him as being more of a mutton-chop guy than a sideburns type like Bacon, but I think Bacon nails the mannerism and the look otherwise.

    2. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I'm probably confused then.

      Someone at Hellfire club had massive mind control. There was that entire black queen fetish piece with Jean Grey. Wasn't Proteus was it? It's been a couple decades now so it gets muddy.

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    3. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I'm probably confused then.

      Someone at Hellfire club had massive mind control. There was that entire black queen fetish piece with Jean Grey.

      That was Mastermind

    4. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by Noren · · Score: 1

      That was Jason Wyngarde, aka Mastermind. It wasn't mind control, exactly. He could put people into a sort of sleepwalking dream state and then control what they perceived and what they remembered as their own backstory. It was a slow-burn power, but cumulative - he was lousy at quick mind control, but after a few weeks under his influence it was very effective control even for a powerful telepath.

    5. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Ah! Thank you. Of course. I'd merged the two characters together.

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    6. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      ... but disliked the John Saxon (and the guy from Roswell/Bones) on the ship. Saxon was fine in Starship Troopers but out of place here. An anonymous actor would have been better here.

      Odd choice. Quick correction as well, it's not John Saxon but Michael Ironside (Starship Troopers, Total Recall, Scanners).

    7. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Man... I'm batting .150 today.

      You are right. Old timers disease.

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    8. Re:I learned I loved 60's films by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      I know women wear smaller bikini's these days but masses of women in lingerie must have been nice to live with while the sexual revolution was in full bloom and women had not yet become equal.

      An article discussed superpowers between the men and women. Men had strong powers (physical strength, directed energy, i.e. Cyclops) while the women had "soft powers" i.e. force fields and invisibility (Fantastic Four "Invisible Girl" now cast as "Invisible Woman") or indirect disruption not entirely predictable (Scarlet Witch). The latter of probably how most men view women. Whoever they may be or what powers, the superheroines were all hot babes in tight outfits and still follow same formula but with fashion updates (which I think most of the time dilutes original character but then many of these characters are older than most slashdotters and those that follow Marvel characters).

      Speaking of fashion, I always wondered how some of these women are portrayed in the stories as compared to how they actually would be considered in reality. For instance the Scarlet Witch (the 1960s version) a busty well shaped gal with big hair, heavy makeup in a outfit like a playboy bunny with go-go boots and long gloves. In the comics all the guys didn't pay much attention to her but then comics with Comics Code Approval seal and to stay that way*. There is the Invisible Girl but if you can't see her then not much to look at. There was one story when Sue Storm and Reed Richards were out looking for a home in the suburbs. A group of kids said, "hey look it's the Invisible Girl! Everybody knows what the Invisible Girl looks like. Hey, can you show us how you turn invisible?"

      *Exception during that time was a couple issues of Spiderman which Peter Parker's roommate had a drug addiction problem. Stan Lee wanted to stick with the story to illustrate how such addictions are damaging, he had to forgo the Comics Code stamp.

      Oops, sorry no X-men reference. Except they did "battle" Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch a few times those two were employed by Magneto.

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  39. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your standards are increasing. That is a myth.

    Your tastes are changing. That is the truth.

    You don't like disco now. But had you loved disco now, and skin tight jump suits, you'd be a lot more forgiving to buck rogers.

    So television and movies now, has a little fashion and music to suit your CURRENT tastes.

    It also has somewhat more convincing special effects, I say somewhat, because more capable special effects usually means that movies have more improbably stupid shit in them.

    In the end, it's still just entertainment. And none of it is particularly all that much better then the stuff in the past.

    The hair splitting you are doing is differential in tastes. You remember that.

    Cause 20 years from now, tastes will have changed a great deal, and all your favorites will once again look retarded. And you'll be dead.

  40. Re:Your mother by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you, bastard, what do you have against fucking whores? Where would the world be without them exactly?

  41. My favorite yet by MattW · · Score: 1

    I quite liked it. Rivals the original (#1) as my favorite. Would definitely see a sequel.

    1. Re:My favorite yet by wishiwascool · · Score: 1

      I quite liked it. Rivals the original (#1) as my favorite. Would definitely see a sequel.

      The best part is you already have seen the sequel.

  42. Re:Inconsistencies by ildon · · Score: 1

    I think that while it is meant to generally be a prequel, they kind of purposefully ignored any continuity errors they would have created for the sake of their story. If you want to pretend there's a movie canon, I'd assume this movie takes precedence.

    Although, from reading the comics, you should know that Professor X gains/loses the use of his legs back and forth every 6 months or so. That is when he's not in a coma or abducted by aliens.

  43. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by dargaud · · Score: 1

    Do those continuous sequels, prequels, reboots and remakes still interest somebody ? What's it gonna be like in 50 years after the 12th Batman reboot ? There are plenty of books (comics or not) still worthy of being turned into a movie, why not work on those instead ?

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  44. Is this a serious review? by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    Is this really from CmdrTaco or is he posting it for a less than 20 year old? By the grammar and spelling mistakes, the general shallowness of the review and the lack of the real elements of the movie, I'm guessing the latter.

    I saw this movie Friday, and while I didn't love it, I thought it was extremely enjoyable and a good fit with the rest of the Marvel stable of movies. Yes, it's a prequel and you know how it's going to end. Even so I thought the key story, the relationship between Charles and Eric and their back stories, was done very well. X-men has always been a gray area of debate, no clear good/bad side - Xavier's point of living peacefully with humans and Magneto's point of mutants dominating - are arguable from both points of view. This story set the baseline of that debate.

    I thought it interesting that most of the cast was comprised of mostly unknown (to me) actors. Not being steeped in comic lore, I knew who a few characters were, but not all. The writers seem to expect viewers to know characters very well as they never once (that I caught) mentioned Riptide and only said Azazel a few times. i.e. for non-comic book mavens, a little more introduction would help.

    I thought the main item lacking was the amount of action and especially working as a team. It's as if their powers were for display only. The montage of training and finding mutants was my favorite part of the entire movie. One point of annoyance was Banshee's mumble, but again, maybe that's part of his character and I just didn't know it.

    If you try and lookup a few Marvel characters, you'll quickly realize that the movies can pick and choose any timeline or group they wish. Marvel has had so many reboots, re-writes and re-groupings it takes a real comic geek/genius to keep up with it all. I thought Havok was Cyclops' father by the movie timeline only to find out later he's his brother according to the comic history. I guess we're lucky to have anything resembling a thorough story for the movies.

  45. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by gknoy · · Score: 1

    Because no one's going to go watch The Monk. (I kid -- if made well, it'd likely be better and more lucrative than many blockbusters.)

  46. Re:Inconsistencies by arketh · · Score: 1

    Why does Mystique sabotage Cerebro so that Xavier gets put out of commission by it? Would she do that to the brother she grew up with? In wolverine: Origins they supposedly cause the 3 mile island meltdown, which really happened in 1979. during that time we saw Emma Frost as a youngish girl helping the others to escape.. that doesn't work out with her being a sexy adult in the 60's.

  47. Re:Inconsistencies by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    In X-Men Origins: Wolverine, it shows a non-handicapped, bald, older Xavier greeting the mutant children.

    Was he supposed to be old? My recollection of Xavier was that, like Montgomery Burns, he lost his hair in high school.

  48. Re:Inconsistencies by zeroshade · · Score: 1

    Unless he intends to say that he enjoyed "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" better than any of the other X-Men movies which means he needs to be put out of his misery...

  49. Re:Inconsistencies by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

    The continuity of Wolverine has been publicly and intentionally discarded with respect to the rest of the franchise.

  50. Liked it! by jschmitz · · Score: 1

    I saw it with my 11 year old boy and we had a blast! - cheers

  51. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by elfprince13 · · Score: 0

    I refuse to believe that anyone who cared about Tolkien was involved with the making of the LOTR movie trilogy. They were good movies if viewed on their own, but they committed a travesty on the books.

  52. Re:Inconsistencies by Lifyre · · Score: 1

    He liked The Star Wars Christmas Special obviously since the only other option he could possibly be referencing doesn't exist.

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  53. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by stewbee · · Score: 1

    You seem pretty strong about how they messed up the books. Care to explain? I know that Tom Bombadil was left out of the fellowship of the ring, but his role was pretty small if I recall. In the big scheme of things, I thought they did a decent job. Hell, they made the Two Towers good, and when I read that I felt like this is the most boring s#!t in the world. Granted, it had been several years between me reading the books and watching the movies, so there are certainly plenty of the smaller details that I am missing. I should also add that I am thinking of the extended releases on DVD that almost pack an extra hour into each movie, so given more time they covered maybe some more details that you might have missed.

  54. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by elfprince13 · · Score: 0

    My father is a Tolkien scholar, I've watched the theatrical releases 3 times each (in theaters), and extended editions 4 times each - it is possible, but extremely unlikely, that I've missed something. * Elrond, Faramir, and the Ents for starters. * Missing the Houses of Healing, the Scouring of the Shire * (also, but less importantly, missing Ghan-buri-ghan and Bombadil) * Plus some retarded scene with Aragorn falling off a cliff. * Gandalf was a pansy (cf. showdown with the Witch-King and being scared to go into Moria) and Aragorn was whiny (cf. everything).

  55. Re:Your mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I suppose the original comment could be read that way, so I guess a touché is in order, although if she "plows 15 black men a night" that doesn't really leave much room for any other "extramarital excursions." Anyways, it's probably a good idea for anyone who "benefits" from Asperger's to get paternity tests done; that is after all, part of the reason why God/Spergy-types invented paternity tests in the first place, so it's good that you have Taco's back.

  56. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget my favorite bit... Frodo being turned paranoid by the Ring and sending Sam away at Gollum's behest.

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  57. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by jazzmans · · Score: 1

    RE; the lord of the rings trilogy.

    First off, I did enjoy them, especially the extended versions,however.

    As you previously stated, they left out Tom Bombadil (understandable, but still sad)
    which required them leaving out the barrow wights,and how the sword pippin uses injures the witch king of angmar;
        also screws up old man willow pretty good vs the book.

    I understood, but regret the removal/merging of Glorfindal and Arwen.

    The whole fuck up about Faramir taking frodo, instead of re the book, realizing how important what he(Frodo) is doing is vs his (Faramirs) desire to please his father, again weakining Faramirs 'Charactor' Vs Boromirs 'Charactor'

    The MAJOR (IMO) leaving out the Scouring of the shire, which is the whole point of the entire quest, showing how these four hobbits have matured into truly great people, vs how self centered and selfish they were at the beginning. (also gives meaning to the whole farmer maggots crops section)
      the murder of saruman on Orthanc instead of in the shire,
    the 'enlightenment' frodo has acheived by the end of the story whereas he doesn't condone any killing, no matter how justified.

    Those are off the top of my head, but as I said I did enjoy the films no matter how badly they mangled parts of the story.

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  58. Re:Inconsistencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But by the end of the movie the two were clearly at odds and resigned to the paths that remain with the characters indefinitely. Are you suggesting the one day Magneto wakes up and decides, "You know, maybe today I'll go visit X and help him thwart all of my plans for the future"?

    A/C 'cuz I've been modding here.
    -gnick

  59. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by elfprince13 · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that one too - which falls more into the category of unnecessary (ala Aragorn falling off a cliff), rather than missing something important or over the top character assassination like the rest (Frodo slowly losing control to the ring IS a theme).

  60. Internal Consistency by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    When the initial trailers showed Emma Frost and the Hellfire Club, most people assumed this would not be part of the X-Men film universe, but part of the relatively new Marvel Film Universe (that is to say, it would co-exist with the current Iron Man, Avengers, Captain America, Hulk and Thor). Emma Frost had already appeared younger and later, and nothing like Emma Frost at all, in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, so it was a reasonable assumption that these wouldn't be in the same universe. I was hoping these three would be followed up with three that didn't have atrocious writing. The X-Men movies, god only knows how they've been so successful, they contradict themselves and the source material at every chance they get. I'm not saing the source material was perfect, a lot of writers worked on that over the years, and obviously nobody can remember EVERYTHING any other writer has EVER written into the plot, but with just a handful (relatively) of writers working on the movies, you'd think they could at least maintain internal consistency.

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  61. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Batman was a bad example to pick. The first reboot (second move) and even its sequels were vastly better than the original. And the current reboot/sequel are vastly better than those. So far, the Batman reboots have taken a campy series/movie, moved it up from campy/ridiculous, to silly/fun, and moved that up to an actual dark serious movie franchise.

  62. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    I think it's on par, but it's arguable I guess. For me, Frodo was slowly losing control to the Ring, but a major theme was also that the bond of friendship between Frodo/Sam was so strong even the Ring couldn't destroy it, and it was one of the biggest things that kept them going. I see the movie scene as flying in the face of that, but YMMV (and obviously does).

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  63. Wow!!! And a fashion expert, too! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    The core the film takes place in the '60s, surrounding the Cuban Missile Crisis. This is a mixed bag: the fashion seems pretty spot on, which extends from mini-skirts...

    The Cuban Missile Crisis occurred in late 1962. Miniskirts did not actually appear as normal "fashionwear" until at least 1965 (in London) and were not prevalent in US fashion until around 1967. Of course, you couldn't bother the writers to actually get this correct, with their detriments of (a) being from Hollywood and (b) being gen-Whatever slackers who were hard-pressed to research the 1960s enough to come up with a historical event around which to base the movie... Maybe we could do it around the Korean War! That was in the sixties, wasn't it?

    And I speak of this as an old fogie who understands that the greatest downside of computers was their replacement of attractive young file clerks in short skirts.

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    1. Re:Wow!!! And a fashion expert, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And I speak of this as an old fogie who understands that the greatest downside of computers was their
              replacement of attractive young file clerks in short skirts."

      Us old fogies have to agree!! Yes - the pretty filing clerks with miniskirts flirting - aww, those were the days!!

  64. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

    The Scouring of the Shire was a significant loss (but a useful, albeit harsh, choice). How the army of the dead was employed was not my favorite, but I understand how it usefully simplified the movie.

    Bombadil is just a distraction. His is a wonderful side-trip into the vestigial ancient "fairie" foundations of Middle Earth, but it was properly removed for the movie.

    Whether Gandalf is a match for the Witch King in a straight fight is not thematically important. In the Big Picture, his primary role is to inspire heroism and rally Men to their destiny, not solve the big problems with a sword.

    I was impressed how the films highlight the nature of the temptations of both Boromir and Saruman in a very human way, and their fall. Emphasizing Gandalf's fear of Moria helps there. But it also true that such fear is actually subtly implied in the source material, otherwise one has to wonder why a ranger and a wizard are so stupid as to almost get the halflings killed in a failed trek over the mountain range. Are they both incompetent, or was it a reckless choice justified for other reasons?

  65. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by stewbee · · Score: 1

    Between what you wrote and the previous person to reply to my post, I certainly don't remember much of these story details from when I read the book to when I watched the movies. Maybe I need to reread the books, but I would certainly loath reading the Two Towers again :)

    I think I read the books around 1996, which was certainly enough time for some of the details to become lost between then and when the movies were released.

  66. You all know it... by guybrush3pwood · · Score: 1

    Jennifer Lawrence and January Jones (in that order) are the very best of this movie. I want a Jennifer Lawrence. How much is it?

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  67. Stuff that matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Stuff that matters" ...some random person's movie review.

  68. When does Magneto get the time to paint his helmet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ????

  69. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by elfprince13 · · Score: 0

    If anything, I would suggest that the Scouring is THE thematic center of the trilogy and that (other than the character assassinations of Faramir, Treebeard, and Elrond) it was the single worst crime Jackson committed against the books. Cinematically, it isn't an "epic" follow up to the grand battles of Helm's Deep or the Battle of Pelennor Fields, but its message is essential to Tolkien's work.

    The incident with the Witch King is just one of many incidents that "wimp out" Gandalf, but it certainly represents a major departure from canon. Gandalf is one of the Maiar - an angelic being who existed before the creation of the world and is a closer peer to Sauron than to some wraith. As far as the fear of Moria goes - in the source material Gandalf recommended Moria from the start, and it was Aragorn's fear for Gandalf's sake that prevented them from doing so earlier.

    And all this still leaves the aforementioned character assassinations. Faramir of the movie bears no resemblance to his namesake in the books (if anything he is the polar opposite), and the Ents most certainly did NOT have to be tricked into their attack on Isengard. It also seemed as if Hugo Weaving was still playing Agent Smith rather than one of the oldest and most noble living beings in Middle Earth.

  70. Re:Inconsistencies by scottrocket · · Score: 1
    "during that time we saw Emma Frost as a youngish girl helping the others to escape.. that doesn't work out with her being a sexy adult in the 60's."

    Alpha the Ultimate Mutant works in mysterious ways.

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  71. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of good comics out there like Sandman, Swamp Thing, league of extraodinary gentlemen and Transmetropolitan. The Punisher MAX series was pretty good, and there are plenty of storylines for mainstream superheroes that have been really well written.

    Also, I don't understand why you don't like the original star trek series. It was colorful, inventive and had a lot of concepts for the future that were really interesting to explore. Yeah, some of the episodes were weak, but for every one of those there's a genius episode like "City on the Edge of Tomorrow", and "The Doomsday Machine"

    I question the idea that an interesting concept for a movie like this is tedious and reliable, and I question the idea that the green lantern movie will be good.

    PS: Battlestar sucked.

  72. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by wangmaster · · Score: 1

    I agree with most of what you say, about things being better remembered than they actually were. I was an avid comic book collector as a kid and teenager, and over the past decade have re-collected all the comics from those days and re-reading them is more for nostalgia than anything else.

    That said, this is exactly why x-men first class succeeded. They paid lip service to the overall theme which is pretty much archetypal (mutants = [insert your oppressed minority here]) and basic archetypal relationship between certain characters (prof x and magneto being yin and yang).

    But beyond that, they brought in characters that most outside of the avid fans really don't know alot about and re-imagined them in a way that made it both fresh and new, and yet for those of us who have been x-men fans for decades, it was enough that we were able to connect them, accept the differences and enjoy them.

    I for one really liked x-men: first class. it wasn't X2 good, but it was still an awesome movie. I'm also willing to accept non-earth-616-canon depictions of characters.

  73. Major continuity error with "Origins" by epp_b · · Score: 1

    Watch the end of the X-Men: First Class (Charles becomes paraplegic), then watch the end of X-Men: Origins/Wolverine. In the latter, a clearly-older Charles Xavier has miraculously regained use of his legs. Oops.

  74. who what by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. Where was Superman?? Also, who were all those weird people? And what's this Cerbebro thing all about? And that blue thing. I'm all confused.

  75. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Because for every modest or major financial success like Sin City or 300 there's a modest or major flop like Watchmen or Scott Pilgrim vs the World.

    Unless your source text has wizards, hobbits or sparkly vampires to draw a guaranteed audience, it's hellishly difficult to persuade a mogul to finance your "comic thing".

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  76. Loved it by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    It was an X Flick and a Cold War James Bond flick.

    Loved the cast.

    Subby,

    Relax, it's a fucking movie.

    Trivia: The CIA HQ shown in the movie didn't exist during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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  77. Re:expecting quality from the movie, you ask too m by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Interesting you should mention TNG because comics are in many ways trying to do the same thing: tell stories that reflect the issues we face today. X-Men is basically a commentary on prejudice in the modern world, particularly racism.

    Perhaps movies are the wrong medium. All the TNG films sucked because they had to blow that budget somehow which didn't leave much opportunity to explore the issues. On the TV series they could save money and make a good show by having characters talk at length about things. TNG was less action oriented to begin with though, and I think comic book adaptations always suffer from having to be primarily action films.

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  78. Agreed, 110% - saw it last night (thanks to Taco) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote I was going to see it yesterday, & did (thanks to CmdrTaco posting about it - again, thanks Taco):

    http://entertainment.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2216146&cid=36353196

    I am GLAD I did... best X-Men to date, & yes (once again, as per what I wrote in that post above)?

    "MAGNETO ROCKS!"

    APK

    P.S.=> Kevin Bacon did an OUTSTANDING job too, I was surprised, as the "villain" (or rather main villain) of this piece... I also loved the relationship Charles/Prof. X & Erik/Magneto had - too bad it ended as it did (but, to tell the truth? I'd be more with Magneto & his viewpoint were I involved!

    I say that, because I asked my nephew & his friends one night over a game of chess "What would you think of a BETTER & NEW KIND OF HUMAN BEING, genetically engineered to be faster, stronger, & smarter etc./et al?" because I had just finished a course in academia on genetics... do I think it's "doable"? Yes, absolutely. Probably being done as I write this, if not before that (put it this way, I know of Marines (my brother) who set PT records & got their cheeks "swabbed" - that tell anyone, anything? Does me!)

    Anyhow/anyways:

    They all, unanimously, said:

    "Other people wouldn't ALLOW it, & kill them off!" & I was astounded actually!

    I was like "Man, I would PAY a guy like that to have kids w/ my daughters actually, to give those grandkids of mine a BETTER SET OF ODDS vs. life!"

    Depends on your "pov" I suppose... just like it did in the film (optimists like Charles Xavier believe in the good of people, & I used to (still do, just not as much as when I was younger & more innocent)... Magneto? More of the "realist" imo, & unfortunately so... life's shown me that more & more over time is why!)).

    This film, imo @ least? Says a LOT "between the lines" & do I think "genetically engineered supermen" ala GATTACA are on their way? Yes, I do...

    ... apk

  79. my problem with the x-men movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The characters are flat. Aside from the first 4 being best categorized as wolverine 1, 2, 3, and 4 the majority of them are just shadows. Their existed therein a few actors that fit the role like a glove, but were utterly underused.

  80. Geographical and historical inconsistencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's hilarious to see Villa Gesell with lakes and mountains... its a beach !! Don't this people do a little search before representing a place ?? Not to mention how they changed the Cuba missile crisis...