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Why Doesn't 'Google Kids' Exist?

theodp writes "Slate's Michael Agger wishes there was a website his 6-year-old son could visit on his own to watch amateur Star Wars Lego movies and other stuff he's curious about. 'But I don't leave him alone on YouTube,' he laments, 'because I never know if some strange-ass video will appear in the 'Related Videos' section.' Agger suggests that Google should create Google Kids, a search engine that filters the Web for children. 'Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever, which someone's older sister had usually already checked out anyway. Similarly, Google Kids would be a sort of children's section of the Web, focused on providing high-quality results based on age.'"

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  1. Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by bazmail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One bad video/image slipping through could cause Google a lot of problems. Think wardrobe malfunction x 1,000,000 Its why many companies shy away from this.

  2. Why aren't parents actually being parents? by trparky · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Parents use the Internet as a babysitting tool more often than not these days. Then when they find that little Johnny or Judy finds something inappropriate on the Internet they cry foul about it and say that it shouldn't be on the Internet for their kids to find thus punishing everyone else. Or they run to some filtering program to hopefully block the bad stuff and then the kid finds their way around it and then the parent has a fit about it.

    How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

    1. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's one thing to have rules and restrictions, it's another to babysit them every moment of their life. You find age-appropriate toys and books and tv series and movies and games, you don't sit shoulder reading in case someone decided to cut to hardcore porn. Like I remember I was asked to help once, the parents had an IM app installed to chat to their grandparents and some friends and family and all that, paid enough attention to who but didn't watch their every move. Well, turns out spambots were sending messages with porn links, and the kids were the age they'd click almost anything. So they asked me for help, is there some setting so they only get messages from people on their friend list. If anyone needed to be added, they'd vet them first.

      To me that's a perfectly sane attitude. The Internet is a mix of a whole lot of stuff, some obviously designed for 18+ people. And if you completely deny them web surfing, they will miss out on a *lot*. So you want to find some middle ground where you have some scope of control - like who they talk to on IM, but not everything they ever said. Just like they get to walk public streets but not into strip clubs, it doesn't mean you have to walk them door to door.

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    2. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by wisty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. They should do their jobs, and pony up for an X-Box. That way their kids can learn to massacare their enemies in a safe and supportive environment, where there is no danger of being exposed to breasts, swear words, or pirated material.

    3. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by somersault · · Score: 2

      Kids' video or kids video? Quite a large legal distinction to make before clicking through..

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    4. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you ever used the Internet? Simple searches for kids cartoons can come up with several pornographic spoofs on the first page

      Really? Turn safe search on and give me a non-pornographic phrase to type into google that will give me pornography on the first page.

    5. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Seumas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think this attitude of "we must find only age appropriate activities and content for our precious widdle childwen" is a fairly new concept. When I was a kid, there was no particular effort to review or control what was consumed nor what was provided. Yeah, there was Tipper Gore and all that shit, but when it came down to a parental level. We didn't even have special video games for kids, like we do today. Videogames were just games and you played them or you didn't.

      I mean, really, I don't get what the big deal is. I was on BBSes when I was twelve, downloading porn. I turned out okay. I was reading Tommy Knockers and other Stephen King books when I was ten. I turned out okay. I was watching Poltergeist, when I was four. I turned out okay.

      I don't even want to consider what my life would now be like if my online access was restricted to some sort of Disneyland BBS, my reading was limited to the Children's section of the library, and my movie/tv content was restricted to only those things with a Disney or WB logo on them.

      That said, it's up to you if you want to control the content your kid consumes and as long as it in absolutely no way affects my rights and freedoms as an adult or puts up any sort of hurdle or verification requirement or anything else, it's fine with me. None of my business. As long as it is not something impacting everyone else, but is something entirely different and limited to only those opted in by their parents.

      Oh - and I don't see why people need Google to do this for them. Google already offers you the option to make a customized search engine. Add all the "family friendly" watered down crap to it that you want and make google.com redirect to the custom engine on your local network. Problem solved.

    6. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was raised slightly repressed. No porn. Didn't figure out what 'oral sex' meant until I was sixteen.
      Now? I'm a furry. How do you think I turned out?

    7. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Zancarius · · Score: 2

      Exactly. They should do their jobs, and pony up for an X-Box. That way their kids can learn to massacare their enemies in a safe and supportive environment, where there is no danger of being exposed to breasts, swear words, or pirated material.

      One thing I will give to Nintendo is that they certainly had their market niche locked down very well. Those of us who grew up during the eras of the NES and SNES can certainly attest to that. Sure, maybe stomping anthropomorphic evil mushrooms and turtles qualifies as violence, but I think it was far more wholesome than shooting something and the library of games available to both systems were immense.

      Of course, both platforms had their shooters, but I think it is the responsibility of parents to vet what entertainment their children are consuming.

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    8. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by jamesh · · Score: 2

      Parents use the Internet as a babysitting tool more often than not these days. Then when they find that little Johnny or Judy finds something inappropriate on the Internet they cry foul about it and say that it shouldn't be on the Internet for their kids to find thus punishing everyone else. Or they run to some filtering program to hopefully block the bad stuff and then the kid finds their way around it and then the parent has a fit about it.

      How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

      Is there a website that auto-generates these canned responses every time someone asks about appropriate use of the internet for kids? I'd much rather my 7yo worried about why their friends were mean to them today than the logistics of DP if such an image springs forth from the computer. If such an image did spring forth then I'd like to be around to answer any questions they might have, as awkward as they might be, but i'd still rather it didn't happen at all.

      And what's this "punishing everyone else" crap? You'll still be able to find your porn, just not on the hypothetical 'google kids' website. If anything else it will help you find higher concentrations of porn elsewhere!

  3. well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This puts Google in the position of being mommy and daddy. What I consider "inappropriate" is unlikely to be the same as the next parent; what this suggests, though, is that everyone gets to deal with what Google decides, and frankly... that's not an appropriate role for a third party. That's the parent's job. If you don't have time for guiding your kids, and you can't seem to come up with rules and behaviors, or use a white-list facility competently, then perhaps you shouldn't be spawning anyway, rather than begging for a third party to do your job for you.

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    1. Re:well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      your concerns have no future, since you have no kids

      I have no biological kids. I do indeed think breeding is an error at this point in time. I have raised several, however. I have also been teaching and mentoring for decades; consequently my concerns and opinions are well distributed among younger members of society, and to the extent they have merit, are likely to continue to propagate. The fact that my genes aren't "moving forward" is of absolutely no consequence to me.

      However, my attention isn't really on the distant future. It's on there here and now, and on the years coming that I expect to experience. I will be affected by the coming generations to one degree or another, and therefore, I consider them to be of perfectly legitimate interest to me.


      the brutal reality of the situation is that without the breeders you obviously have contempt for, there is no future.

      Nonsense on both counts. I have contempt for people who breed thoughtlessly and poorly; but the future is a matter of physics, not the unfortunate close resemblance of our current society's breeding habits to the first few minutes of the film Idiocracy. If the future contains fewer unwanted and poorly raised children, I doubt that our society will end. The problem is really the other way: We're breeding socially crippled (and often unwanted) people, educating them poorly, and then setting them loose to do it all over again.


      in modern american society, where parents are expected to work two jobs just to keep from losing the house, outsourcing some of that internet filtering effort is a perfectly valid request.

      I disagree strongly. This is pivotal to bringing up your kids. Handing it off to a third party will simply ensure that they are cookie-cuttered instead of raised as unique, thinking individuals.


      for all of your vaunted ideals and high complex abstract thoughts, you are nothing more than a crude biological vessel, and you have an expiration date. and you should give some thought as to your replacement

      cts, I teach, I mentor, and I've raised several kids. I have never handed off my parental responsibilities to others without oversight. Selected results of this is include that my kids are completely free of superstition, understand the constitution as a document written to limit the government and written for the common man, and they're perfectly supportive of your gay and etc. friendly views. I could go on for quite a while; I've been very successful on many levels in this particular area. I'm very pleased with everyone, and tend to lean pretty hard towards "nurture" ideas as a result.

      On top of which I blog and post somewhat prolifically, countering what I consider to be problem viewpoints and social errors as I encounter them. I've also written some books. All in all, I am quite certain that my views will have significant ripple effects. So thanks for your concerns, but they are groundless.

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    2. Re:well... by stewbacca · · Score: 2

      If you are in Europe or elsewhere just ignore this rant, but if you are American, please cite the section of the Constitution that elevates the status of people with kids. Otherwise you can insert your 'assertion' up your ass.

      It's not in the Constitution, but it is in the US Tax Code.

  4. Use SafeSearch by Arlet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't want to turn on SafeSearch for when my kids are using the computer and turn it off for me

    Create a different user account for each of your family members, and set individual preferences. You'll want that anyway.

  5. Supervise your own kid by js3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You people disgust me. You go through the trouble of having a kid and yet you want to leave the responsibilty to big corporation. If you can't bother to spend time browsing the web with your kid, don't have one.

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    1. Re:Supervise your own kid by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are plenty of 'safe' zones for kids - just not on the Internet.

      My parents left me alone at times. They just made sure I didn't have access to the acetylene tank (after that one little incident, anyway). Some things can be kid safe, the open Internet isn't one of them.

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    2. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You stupid, childless ignorant fuck. Let me tell you how I spent my day yesterday. My wife takes care of our newborn full-time (i.e., sleep deprived, breast-feeds like 14 hours a day). We have a 3-year old as well, and when I'm home I am essentially a single parent of the toddler. Up at 6:30am. We watch PBS Kids for about an hour while I try to wake up with a cup of coffee. Then from about 7:30am to 11:30am I am playing with Play-Doh, trucks, and an assortment of other toys. Then prepare lunch. Around 1:30pm he takes a 1-hour nap if we are lucky. Up at 2:30pm or so. We take the stroller to the neighborhood park. When I'm lucky I can sit on a bench, maybe browse the web on my phone, while he tools around the playground. But more often than not, he cries for my attention so I give it to him. Get home around 4:30pm. I'm fucking exhausted. I sit him down in front of my laptop to play PBS online for an hour or so. Make dinner. More play. Bath time. Book time. 1-hour going-to-bed routine. Etc etc. I'm 34 fucking years old and don't have the energy of an 18-year old.

      I hope you enjoy your old age without a family, you stupid fuck.

    3. Re:Supervise your own kid by MWoody · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm curious, do people who cover up outlets disgusts you? How about those who make sure there's a childproof fence around the pool? Or the ones who put a lock on the liquor cabinet?

      Watching your child every second of every day is an equally dangerous proposition, in terms of their intellectual and emotional growth, as not watching them at all. They NEED to learn to think and operate independently, and being able to designate a subset of the Internet not filled with bomb instructions and donkey porn would be an excellent service to help them do that in relative safety.

    4. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Comments like this always come from non-parents. True ignorance. You have no fucking idea how much harder life is when raising children. Perhaps the world should just stop reproducing so "we people" won't disgust you.

      Comments like you're always come from parents who fucked their lives up and have somehow convinced themselves that their mistake actually makes them saints and sages able to dispense advice to everyone else and trump those who did not fuck their lives up. I'm not a drug addict, but I can also comment fairly astutely on addiction and the wisdom of not putting yourself in a position to potentially become one.

      You are not some hero for breeding. Trust me, if you don't breed, the world will still go on. This isn't 1640, where having a healthy child that lives to the age of twelve is rare and you need to spread your seed far and wide just to hope for a chance of humanity's continuation. And my having the sense and wisdom not to have children doesn't make me selfish or unqualified to discuss parenting. (For one thing, I *HAVE* parents, just like everyone else has).

      Anyway, people like me know EXACTLY HOW FUCKING MUCH HARDER LIFE IS WHEN RAISING CHILDREN. That is why we don't do it. If you insist on doing it, then just fucking do it and shut the hell up. I didn't force you to squirt one out. I didn't even ask you to. If it's so difficult or you can't afford it, then don't do it. I've somehow managed to avoid breeding as has every single person I know who doesn't want kids.

      Now, that said, the idea that it's disgusting that someone wants a corporation to provide a service that helps them do that parenting is kind of absurd. Letting that company control the content your children receive entirely blindly, without having any personal insight into just what is being filtered is absurd, but as long as you know what is being filtered out or opted in and you agree with it, then what's the difference between having a service to do that or coding something to do it on your own? Or watching over your child's shoulder?

    5. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 2

      When you say "childless", I think you mean "child-free". Just because you want to spread the misery of parenting that you have gotten your shitty life stuck in doesn't mean that the rest of the world wants to and they aren't "less a child". They're FREE of children. Now, if only they could be free of YOUR shitty children that you foist upon society financially, socially, and every fucking time they act like wild dogs when the rest of us are trying to enjoy shopping, or dinner, or a movie.

      It's your choice to have a child, the same way it's everyone else's choice not to have one. Don't' whine and bitch to us about how hard the consequences of your choices are to pay for and then get offended at us and act like a child throwing a tantrum when we call you out on the fact that you're bitching about something you caused for yourself.

    6. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 2

      If you have kids, then you have a right to talk. Otherwise, take your attitude and STFU.

      Another selfish, self-involved, better-than-thou parent who thinks that the act of breeding (something that billions have done before and trillions of other species of done before) makes them wise sages above and beyond the rest of society. Sounds like a drug user who says "unless you've had a meth addiction, you aren't allowed to say that drugs are awful!".

      Guess what, chuckles. I subsidize your inability to jimmy-up when you knocked up that random chick that you then had to follow through having children with every time I pay a rather significant tax-bill, so I have every right to comment. So take your attitude and STFU.

  6. Come on by debilo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google kids? Why don't you have a seat over there.

  7. Parents should be parents, not companies. by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he's not old enough to see a lot of the content on youtube, or elsewhere for that matter, then your son shouldn't be on the internet without your supervision anyway. Use the time as bonding time between you and your child. If you are too busy to sit with them while they are on the internet, then have them do something else (play with toys, etc) and only let them use a computer when you are around/have time to be with them. And, even if there were a "Google Kids", how would you keep the kid from accidentally getting out into the "real" internet? You would need a computer/account locked down tighter than an iPod. Moral of the story: the onus of raising your child is on you. Don't try to make Google/the internet/TV/the government raise them for you.

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  8. Bad analogy using libraries by fruitbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to the ALA's Freedom to Read statement, librarians should not be censoring what children read, either. If a child you've dropped off at the library wants to wander into young adult or the regular adult stacks and start paging through books, the librarians should only be stepping in if the book is being mishandled. So while children's content is collected together in the children's area, the child is not prevented from accessing adult materials. You know, because the librarians aren't babysitters and are also not meant to be filters for your children the way you are, being their legal guardian and all.

    1. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by mitch_feaster · · Score: 2

      Yes, but at least you don't see "top 100 sex positions to blow your mind" books strewn about the children's aisles, which is analagous to the current situation on youtube and the primary concern of the op.

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  9. Google's not a charity, either. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It surely would be a Nice Thing to make a playground on the Internet for kids, but why should Google bother to do it? Go make it yourself if it's such a good idea. "Oh, I don't have the resources to do that," you say. Well... there you go. Google isn't a charity.

    Now, YouTube Kids or something like that, maybe you can see something there. (Think, vetted content from the likes of Nickelodeon and PBS, actually rated as 'G' or 'E' or whatever by a real ratings agency.) It's probably easier to get profitable advertising in videos there as well; kids can't be the best at operating click-through ads.

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    1. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Endo13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is to even have a shot at making something like this work right now, you'd have to have actual humans vet and whitelist websites, videos and everything else on a one-by-one basis. And even then, everything would have to be re-reviewed every so often to make sure nothing new slipped through the cracks on "clean" website. There's no way ad revenue alone would cover an undertaking like that. Whatever it ended up being would have to be subscription-based, which in the end isn't really all that different from current web filtering options available.

      A child-safe corner of the internet sounds lovely, but until it's possible to fully automate the process and be 100% sure nothing "unsafe" slips through, it's probably not going to happen on any grand scale.

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    2. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 2

      Right, that's why there's never toy or cereal commercials during Saturday morning cartoons.

    3. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Bear in mind that relying on the "real ratings agenc[ies]" simply means substituting (and abdicating) one's parental responsibilities for one particular and frankly peculiar brand of moral hygeine.

      In the United States, The King's Speech drew an R rating from the MPAA. (Apparently, they objected to the use of profanity - including the dreaded 'fuck' - even in the context of speech therapy.) No youth under the age of 17 is allowed to see the film in theaters without an accompanying adult parent or guardian. The same goes for Billy Elliot and Erin Brockovich.

      The Lord of the Rings films, meanwhile, get a PG-13, despite impalements, beheadings, and the deaths of thousands. Casino Royale gets a PG-13, even with all its James Bond violence, and the sadistic clubbing of the protagonist's testicles while he's tied to a chair.

      All moral issues must be absolutely black and white--any adult who lets a teenager have a glass of wine must be a drug-addled older sibling living a life of failure, a corrupt businessman (Mafia or inside trader about to be brought down), or a pedophile. Any reference to sexuality will be harshly punished, and the children absolutely must be protected from anything but stereotypical portrayals of asexual homosexuality. (Homosexual males are child-safe only if they are portrayed shopping, prancing, lisping, and looking fabulous--surrounded only by women.)

      That's no world in which to raise a child.

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    4. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is to even have a shot at making something like this work right now, you'd have to have actual humans vet and whitelist websites, videos and everything else on a one-by-one basis.

      Not only that, but you will immediately have problems with cross culture compatibility... I'm pretty sure you would not get objections from the Amish, but pretty much every other group will want things skewed to {support / justify / defend} the basic cultural prejudice required by said groups.

      You need a license to drive a car but any moron can raise a Dahmer or even a Hitler in their own home.

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    5. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In real life the rating agencies are pretty damn helpful. You aren't thinking like a parent...

      I suppose I'm not, if I'm a parent that believes naughty words are less obscene (and less harmful) than the graphic fetishization of violence and torture. Or perhaps I'm a parent that believes it's important to teach children than homosexuality (or even the idea that gay people are normal people like everyone else) is scary and obscene. You think that kids don't clue in to what is forbidden nearly as quickly as they see what is allowed?

      The ratings systems are fine for me as a parent if I respond to exactly the same (far right-wing, hyper-Christian) morality cues as the MPAA. Otherwise, I'm teaching my children to be numb to violence, to feel dirty about healthy sexuality, to be titillated by the forbidden four-letter words, and to be fearful of homosexuals.

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    6. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by hyp3rhippo · · Score: 2

      @"The US public is much more comfortable with depictions of violence than sex." Perhaps the reason for that is the US origin as a mostly Christian country. Sex is a much bigger taboo in the bible then violence (of which there is plenty)

    7. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2

      There are blood sucking vampires on Sesame Street, so what's wrong a zombie or two?

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    8. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2

      Bee - are - aye - eye - en - ess! That spells brains!

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  10. Here's a suggestion by fyrewulff · · Score: 2

    Crank up SafeSearch, then use OpenDNS for further filtering, and then actually supervise your kid while they use the internet and inform them of why certain things are bad/scary instead of leaving them alone to deal with it.

    Don't wish for a bubble and then wonder why after leaving the bubble they just click on everything.

    Plus, you're just going to have the usual issue that one community / city / state's idea of what is acceptable for kids and what is not is going to be drastically different than another community / city / state.

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  11. The World is not for children..... by acomj · · Score: 2

    The World isn't for children and the internet is part of that world. This is a fundamental thing.

    Just as you wouldn't let a child run around un-supervised in a city, you don't let them run around free on the internet. Suburbs were supposed to be a child safe environment, but ultimately they aren't either (I would argue they are about the same as cities, but thats getting off topic).

    Some web sites are for kids, but to allow them on the internet they should be supervised.

    The internet is not the same as TV where there is much greater control of what is coming in. The internet is all about interacting, while TV is about consuming.

    There are services that promise to make the internet "safer" but I doubt they work well. I wouldn't trust them.

    1. Re:The World is not for children..... by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sheesh. All that's being asked here is the equivalent of a kids playground in that big bad unsupervised city you speak of. I think a Google search engine that filters based on vetted content for kids (i.e. a whitelist) with user-preferences is a GREAT idea. It gives them the freedom and experience of learning about how to use the internet without having to deal with traumatic experiences like random goatse-like websites. And who cares if it doesn't work 100% of the time? If it filters out 99.9% of the stuff, then I'd consider it useful.

      By your logic, I shouldn't even be letting my kids outside to play because it's not "safe". Or if I do, I should be a helicopter parent, constantly hovering over them to make sure they're 100% safe 100% of the time? Even playgrounds aren't 100% safe either...they're may be sexual predators lurking in the bushes after all. Does that mean I shouldn't take my kids to them? No. It means I still watch my kids if they're in a playground, but I don't have to watch them as closely as if they're running around in a ghetto.

  12. Being Human by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever, which someone's older sister had usually already checked out anyway.

    This is the entirety of the issue in two simple sentences.

    First is the fact that the library section is managed by humans. It is not collected programatically. It takes human intervention to select tittles for this unique collection. This is something that Google either simply does not do or tends to avoid. Google's selections are handled by infamous algorithms that, while generally effective, are not without error or immune to manipulation. It was Yahoo that, over a decade ago, hired librarians to try to catalog the web.

    Secondly, even with human librarians making selections for the library's children's section, mistakes and interpretation come in to play. Is Judy Blume's Forever appropriate? All the controversy over this particular book highlights the indistinct boundaries of determining the "appropriateness" of material. And the fact that the article's author even raises the spectre of controversy over this particular book highlights the difficulty in managing even a small, distinctly controlled environment much less anything as vast and fluid as Internet content.

  13. Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by MikeRT · · Score: 2

    How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

    And what about plain parental frustration that they can't turn their back on their kids because using Google or Bing can be like playing Minesweeper with porn, violence and /b/ under every bad tile?

    The problem is that it's not really possible to say that stumbling upon it is the exception in many cases. If it were, filtering would be so simple that it'd be built into the browser.

    1. Re:Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      The problem is that's your problem and not Google's problem. I honestly couldn't care less about your frustration and Google shouldn't have to, either.

      If you don't want your children to view certain sites, it's your responsibility to either see that they don't(which is a very difficult thing to do), or, hey, you could also teach them things like the difference between right and wrong and judgement skills and compassion and things like that so that they'll be good people anyway and it won't matter what sites they're viewing.

  14. Here ya go by Tigersmind · · Score: 2

    http://kids.yahoo.com/ Be sure to still watch em. The internet can go from kids to adult in about two seconds.

  15. Cultural differences by Teun · · Score: 3, Funny
    Although there's a market for such a 'walled garden' it'll be hard to implement.

    Billy Bob wants his son to get an early grasp on the difference between an AK-47 and a M-16 while a parent from Amsterdam might consider instructions on how to grow weed very insightful.
    At the same time Fatimah hopes to teach her girl on how to become a martyr, or even worse, Gertrud and Wilhelm want their kids to be comfortable with FKK (Freikörperkultur).

    You get my drift.

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  16. kids section of library == lame by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library

    Um, I think what I did was pretty quickly wander out of the kids section, because the books in that area were boring. If a kid wants to read Peter Benchley stories about sharks or eels, they will. (Er, at least that was my thing at the time. Person next to me was into knights and dragons, also not in kids section.)

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  17. Re:Do you have kids? by Seumas · · Score: 2

    Performing the same biological function as billions of humans before you doesn't give you any particular insight. I'm tired of this "I'm a saint and I'm a genius, because I squirted a kid out of my crotch" bullshit.

  18. Perfectly fine analogy by Tofof · · Score: 2

    The analogy is sound. The children's area of the library is one where you can let a child browse freely and explore his own interests with minimal supervision. So long as you trust your child to remain in that area, you know that you don't need to personally vet each piece of content he wants to view. If anything, the Freedom to Read statment makes the analogy more apt. There's nothing but trust stopping him from wandering off to an uncensored section of the library -- the librarians shouldn't step in. This is just as there's presumably nothing but trust stopping the child from going to the address bar and wandering to an uncensored section of the interent -- the suggestion was a safe zone, not browser censoring software.

    These discussions always have someone on a high horse insisting that personally babysitting your child through life is the only course of action. There's never any thought about the child growing up and being able to be trusted. Eventually he can hopefully be trusted with no supervision at all, but until then, baby-steps like a safe zone at a library or on the internet are helpful.

    1. Re:Perfectly fine analogy by Warma · · Score: 2

      I don't recall ever being too young to go to the library unsupervised.
      And yes, Milo Manara and was there next to to Goscinny, Franquin and Herge, though I recall being a bit too embarrassed to read them at the time (this embarrassment didn't last forever, though). I also recall trying to read Sinuhe at the age of 10, though not finishing because the text was so heavy.

      Anyway, I'm trying to say that not leaving your child unsupervised in the library because some words are bad and others aren't, seems insane and counterproductive. I'd like to hear even one example of anyone being harmed by reading a book (the Bible and Quaran do not count). What kind of fetish you have for protecting (constricting) your children anyway?