Using Facial Recognition To Find the Best Bar
nonprofiteer writes "Soon bars will be using facial recognition technology to tell you who's there and their gender breakdown. A start-up called SceneTap is rolling out a new service next month for bars and the patrons who love them: facial detection cameras that will keep track of the number of people in a bar, including a running tally of ladies and gents. Smartphone users will be able to download a free app to 'tap the bar scene' before deciding where to go."
Gender ratio? Are we minmaxing on the chances for a bar hookup now? Powergaming the scene? Casual fucks for munchkins? Come on, guys, what happened to just hitting the road and, you know, just go out? First hole in the wall that strikes your fancy? You never know what you will find. Oh, and get off my lawn and take your smart-arse-phone with you.
Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
I can just see a drunk bunch of bridesmaids being guided to a biker bar.
...and end up at a transvestite convention. Ah, technology!
Tranny night at the local watering hole: someone may wind up choosing a bar to go to based on ratio and show up with the wrong expectations. On a more serious note, if enough people know about and use this system, wouldn't this approximately model simulated annealing as people leave the bars with unfavorable ratios and go to bars with more favorable ratios? By the end of the night, all bars in a geographic area will probably exactly represent the ratio of all bar patrons that night divided according to gender preference. Thus defending the system against itself.
They should make something that can tell us how drunk they are too.
Can this be combined with software to match the face to the "beauty mask" template, which measures the proportions of facial features to guage attractiveness? Adjusted for tolerance depending on how drunk the app user is / is prepared to get. I just want to coin the term "beer googles".
This will be one more great reason **NOT** to go to the bar
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1 - Replace camera for full body scanner.
2 - Order pictures by cup size.
So there is an application, that will try to indicate which bar is the hip one to be at? Yeah, that will last about a month before bars with less customers figure out how to fake their stats.
Excuse me miss?
Whatdaya mean miss?
I'm sorry, I have a cold...
And the bar posts its Facebook page "Norm!"
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I read "gender breakdown" as "genetic breakdown." Needless to say, I was more excited before I re-read the post.
Disagreeing with me does not mean you get to mod me troll.
i go there to drink in peace
Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
It'll let me know what bars NEVER to go to.
Also, isn't this like a blatant rip off of some episode of that show where the main character reads micro-facial expressions to tell when people are lying? (which was a blatant parallel to facebook/Zuckerberg)
Have gnu, will travel.
Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.
Completely floors me what people will give up with regards to privacy. Then again, this is yet another shining example that sex sells.
This is really necessary? I probably would NOT end up going to bars that use this technology, but then again, I'm not one of the ignorant sheep who feels this is an "innocent gesture" or a "cool app to have on my phone". Big Brother at it's finest, portraying themselves as the sheep in wolves clothing.
Oh and for you married folks out there, might want to reconsider hitting the bars looking for your next extramarital affair. I can already see this tech being (ab)used by divorce attorneys and private investigators.
This is what we do with technology? People can actually make money and buy food and houses (from people who do actual work) with shit like this?
And this app is so fucking stupid, it'll probably take off and make the developers and business guys really rich because you know that there's going to be a back end collection of personal data. And that data will be sold. And people won't give a shit. Privacy is dead and anyone who actually wants to keep it will be the weirdo.
The new economy: collecting terrabytes of data for sale to marketing people.
IT is turning into one big marketing sub-profession.
Turn the camera around and show me what bottles are on the shelves...
While everyone else is looking for bars packed with women, I'll be able to see which places with good beer selections have open seats at the bar. There's nothing better than a quiet bar with good beer and a friendly barkeep.
Mods, he's right.
Just think, you can pay the girls to optimize your gender ratios!
Also I love the Black Horse phrasing. They're putting facial recognition in bars and all they can figure out what to do with it is count gender ratios? What about the complete lists of patrons, tagged, who have ever been there?
Cops will luv this!
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Well, to be fair...bars already try to do this with things like "ladies night" with drink specials for women.
If the women are there...the men who drink and spend more will follow.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
I hope it does a better job recognizing drag queens than I do...
Went to a bar in Vancouver BC once - they scan your ID and take a photo of you when you come in, apparently to reduce violence... but in a sense - they already have this gender recognition technology and with even more intrusion to your privacy! Suck that SceneTap.
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Sure, but that's so "old school analog".
This story & spinoff tech is talking about micro-quanting the game. You open your phone and check the Barz app. "Joe's Irish has 7 women tonight... no, wait, that's now six, now ten, ... two more and our percentage ratio of boobs will reach the scientifically determined threshold whereupon men drink one extra drink each, so we want that revenue. We'll pay the square root of the price of 12 additional drinks divided by the two extra babes we need."
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this whole idea is doomed to failure. Think this through.
Salesman: "Hey, barkeep. Would you like to hook up some cameras and advertise your male to female ratio?"
Barkeep: "Huh? What?"
Salesman: "It's a new thing. You put up some cameras and our software tracks how many males and females come in so guys around town can look up and see how many girls are at your bar. Cool, huh?"
Barkeep: "What's it cost?"
Salesman: "For only $1,200 you can get started today"
Barkeep: "How many guys in my town use your app?"
Salesman: "Seven"
Barkeep: "So let me see if I have this straight. I pay you $1,200 (salesman interrupts "plus $19.95 a month") to advertise to seven guys that my bar is filled with mostly guys."
Salesman: "Great, isn't it? Can i sign you up now?"
Barkeep: "GTFO and don't come back"
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I don't understand. All it needs to do is take a picture of the taps so I can see if there is any good beer on.
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They're completely reinventing the wheel. Most places have barcode scanners or OCR cameras at the bouncer's station that record IDs as they come into the bar. Since most drivers licenses record gender info, why not tap into that?
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Just wait until they start using this to determine cover fees when a band is playing, or using it to game the system so they appear at the top of the list.
Bar owner via headset, from the back room on his computer: "It's mostly men at the EXTRA BRUTAL ANTI-WOMEN HARDCORE BAND concert that's playing. Bouncer, there aren't enough women." Or, "We are at 10th place on the guy/girl ratio list. We need to get to the top of that list. Bouncer, do what you need to do."
Bouncer: "Sorry dude at the door, until more girls show up, it'll be $7 for you to get in. But the girls get in free. You got any with you? No? Too bad."
You think I'm kidding, but I know plenty of bars that would do that, and some that do that without all the extra technology. I help out with sound and hang around my sound tech friends, so I always get in free no matter what... but I see all the junk that the bar/club owners do, and hear them talking about it at the end of the night after all the patrons went home and we're tearing down. If they can make a few extra bucks off guys by getting more girls in, they'll totally do it without a moment's hesitation.
Wow, what kind of bars do you go to? I've never had anything like that in Vancouver.
A friend of mine moved to San Francisco because his area of Silicon Valley didn't have very many single women at the local social venues, and he was tired of being single. The neighborhood he moved to _did_ have a lot of women frequenting the bars, but he wasn't the right gender to be their type. (On the other hand, a few months later he met somebody through other social activities he was already involved in, and they hit it off and soon got married, and he moved in to her place in another neighborhood.)
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One disadvantage of living in the burbs is driving to bars - I'll have my one drink at the pub and that's it, since I'm driving home. (Nominally I live in a city, but I'm in the residential area, two mile from downtown, and the dive bar I can walk to is really divey.)
In a Real City, you can walk to bars and restaurants, or take the bus or streetcar or subway if it's farther, and you can crawl home if the bus is too confusing.
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Some people are going to falsely show up as Male or Female.
>>> But is the Software accurate, if it says; "Wow, this bar has a lot of babes!" and it's a Lesbian bar?
Then again, some people might prefer the "more ambiguous" looking folks... .... so what we really want is few categories and a scatter chart of "ratio of feminie-looking to masculine-looking people".
ADD to that, a "how did our selection go?" response, would not rate the algorithm, but "modify" how that person ACTUALLY prefers people to look.
>> Seriously, wouldn't any lady preferring "Justine Bieber" skew the results?
>>"ad space available -- low rates!!!"
I think it was called Ceilis, on Granville.
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Ah, I know it, been there once, but it was a private function, so maybe that was why I didn't get my picture taken.
I have had that in Mexico City in one place, scanned my ID but no photo... or at least it was not evident.
Give him two, one for guys and one for girls.