NASA Briefing on New Mars Finding This Afternoon
ipsender writes with a NASA announcement:
"NASA will host a news briefing on Thursday, Aug. 4, at 11 a.m. PDT (2 p.m. EDT) about a significant new Mars science finding. The briefing will be held at NASA Headquarters in Washington. The new finding is based on observations from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, which has been orbiting the Red Planet since 2006."
You can catch the briefing online at the NASA TV site.
...mysteriously pinned to the bottom of a dust-filled crater.
Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, and am what some people call "mentally retarded".
...okay, so we won't see a Zig.
On a more serious note though, I actually hope to Heaven they present something insanely fascinating to the general public - enough to kick the government in the ass and get Mars human exploration seriously going.
Sadly, I suspect it'll be something only of use to some niche of geologists.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
You are making him very angry.
They'll probably announce that they've spotted the first Starbucks on Mars.
Is it: They got a better photo of that guy sitting on a rock? http://youtu.be/MMtMHxT5orY
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Methane. It's going to be something about methane. Look at all the geologists on the briefing panel;
The briefing panelists are:
-- Philip Christensen, geophysicist, Arizona State University, Tempe
-- Colin Dundas, research geologist, U.S. Geological Survey, Flagstaff, Ariz.
-- Alfred McEwen, planetary geologist, University of Arizona, Tucson
-- Michael Meyer, Mars Exploration Program lead scientist, NASA Headquarters
-- Lisa Pratt, biogeochemist, Indiana University, Bloomington
According to reading from the Mars reconnisance orbiter, they have detected sizable quantities of Jobtanium, a rare element currently found on Earth. NASA is proposing to congress and the Obama administration a manned mission to Mars to collect this Jobtanium
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Mars should be considered an enemy planet. --JH
they just found a Starbucks.
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
Looking at what happened with the past ferw 'significant finds', within the next couple the retractions/proof against the 'find' will be out before the press meeting concludes!
Dave
They found trees. No?
Life is not for the lazy.
The panel giving the briefing includes:
Geophysicist, geologist, planetary geologist and a biogeochemist.
Well at least we know they didn't find traces of alien civilization, unnatural structures, etc.
Better known as 318230.
The found red weed in the canals!
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That's at 18:00 GMT. I assume everyone on Slashdot knows their GMT offset.
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Shadow Space Ship? On the plus side, finding a ship on Mars would certainly get us there in a hurry. Every spacefaring nation on earth would be building a mars ship starting this afternoon if that were the case. Nevermind the first crew that gets there being enslaved by a Shadow space ship...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
And Scientologists will rejoice!
"We've found possible traces of water maybe sorta kinda that could maybe imply there was water on Mars. So, you guys aren't gonna cut our funding, right Obama?"
"Sorrow is better than laughter, for by sadness of face the heart is made glad." [Ecclesiastes 7:3]
Get ready for a surprise!!! *boom*
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This kind of science by press release is not something that should be encouraged. I respect NASA a lot, but their "we found traces of ancient life in a martian asteroid from Antarctica" a few years back dented their credibility.
The source of Global Warming on Mars.
NASA discovered that Han really shot first.
Maybe the samples they discovered here are really remnants of martian organisms!
Sorry, NASA. I love science, but your credibility took a huge hit after you pulled that stunt.
They finally located the great stone ass of Mars!
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I'm going with Element Zero.
You made the front page of slashdot with a tease release - now you'd better produce. Nothing less than alien life or alternatively a new way to jailbreak iOS will do.
Perhaps they've found Val Kilmer's career.
They found a two-headed squirrel.
What they found: A big ass metal plate covered with dust.
With made in china stamped on it.
... that the aliens are using the Mars Orbiter against us for them to coordinate an attack on Mars...
Previewing comments are for sissies!
NASA finally makes major discovery using a craft that has been orbiting for five years, one month after their major tent pole program was finally shut down and five years before their other tent pole falls out of orbit. I can haz laid-off engineers back plz?
Glad I could help.
Something previously thought impossible, since nothing like it exists on Earth.
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in Uranus. They are sending in a probe for a closer look.
Hopefully they're not pulling the same stunt that they did with the "arsenic-based life" circus earlier this year: sweeping claims based on flimsy data that are announced publicly before critical review by the scientific community.
I already know what they are going to say. Sgt Scrub get off our property bla bla bla. Sgt Scrub your trailer will not fit in the space shuttle bla bla bla. Those guys are always so rude to me.
Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
Oil!
Transient Slope Linae...I.e., some fluid -- water or a brine -- flowing on Mars today. www.lpi.usra.edu/meetings/lpsc2011/pdf/2314.pdf
they find a flake of ice that contains a bubble of methane
5$ any takers?
...Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Discount multi-species alien space brothel.
Nothing, nothing, could be better for NASA, budgetarily speaking.
Scientists will want to take advantage to examine a variety of intelligent species in once place.
Moralizing blowhard conservatives will want to mount an expedition to close the place down.
A large portion of the Internet geek community will lay out serious money for the chance to get them some alien tail.
8/4/11 We've found evidence of something marginally important but are none-the-less very excited!!!!
8/10/11 We would like to address the reports from the scientific community at large that our findings are "nonsense"...
8/15/11 Ok, maybe we jumped the gun there a bit. We'll admit that perhaps we need more evidence than a single blurry image of a small squiggly looking thing to prove....
9/1/11 Finding in August? What? We don't know what you're talking about. Now, about our amazing finding in the Arizona desert...
It's just an announcement from K'Breel, Speaker for the Council of Elders.
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"...they were so engorged, the creatures from the blue world actually mistook 'em for a spacecraft!"
- K'Breel, Speaker for the Council, unaware that his microphone was left on.
Desperately trying to prove their legitimacy by holding news conferences.
Wait I thought NASA was hosting this meeting, Not Obama himself ....
They finally found those Prothean ruins from Mass Effect. Blue alien chicks for everyone!
It will turn out that the ship has to be built from an alloy of Unobtanium and Muchtooexpensiveium.
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......has been shot down D:
I, for one, welcome our new martian overlords.
AT&T now has the best cell phone coverage on Mars.
All your ocean are belong to us.
Methane, Large sources of easily available water, or Oil. One of those three are the most likely.
Considering the focus on geology, it's also possible they've found a surface deposit of some rare earths minerals (such as those which are currently exported only by China), though you're right, methane is probably the most likely, and while geologists studying Mars might find it interesting, it's not nearly as significant to the rest of the human race.
Focus on geology? What else would you expect study of a planet to be focused on? That's what geology is.
Oil? Obviously you must be joking.
Oh, and rare earths aren't; rare earth ores are somewhat more so, but that is more a function of economics than anything else (an ore is an economically recoverable mineral resource; there are ample rare earth mineral resources around Earth, just not generally economic to recover - but that depends entirely on the price). No amount of rare earths on Mars are going to mean anything to anybody in economic terms until long after people are living there, if ever.
That would move people off their asses off to the nearest start, certainly to Mars as well.
And not one of you has mentioned "Doom"?
You all remember that takes place on Mars?
Maybe I'm too old to be here anymore. Get off my lawn!
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
I wonder if martians would be mostly light meat or dark meat. Judging by all this saltwater there must be some left over that is nicely cured and aged.
I bet they will say there is evidence of possible flowing water during the warmest months.
Er, I mean, that's what they did say.
As part of its fund-raising strategy, NASA will be announcing a promotional tie-in with the new Disney movie "John Carter".
They've found Marvin and he's veeeerrrrryyyy angry indeed!
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Here's the paper, just published in Science (unfortunately not open access). They're interpreting dark, downward-branching linear features that seasonally form on steep slopes as seasonal flows of water on the surface -- essentially seasonal surface springs of what what would have to be fairly briny water. They incrementally form in the warm season (i.e. progressively extend down the slope) and disappear in the cold season.
Some people were guessing earlier that it might have to do with methane. Apparently not. This is an extension of previous work on Martian gullies from Mars Global Surveyor and other imagery.
Thinking up the Drake equation, if Mars is remotely habitable - this might double the number of expected alien life forms. (I think Drake assumed 1 habitable planet per some number of stars. This all asumes our system is 'average' - while I don't think we know much about extra-solar planetary systems.)
What do you interwebies think?
PS: I don't reply to ACs.
Seems like it's flowing water they've found. Nothing like the Nile river, but still promising...
.. They will revealed that some mars probes have put some teletubies figures on the ground and you have to find them use googlemars. This is a response from this challenge : http://idle.slashdot.org/story/11/08/04/1420201/NASA-Sends-Lego-Figures-to-Jupiter
The headline suggests that NASA found a new Mars.
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