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The FCC Says ISPs Aren't Hitting Advertised Speeds

MojoKid writes "The Federal Communications Commission has released the results of a year-long scientific study it conducted with regard to the upload and download speeds of thirteen American Internet service providers. Most of the ISPs hit 90 percent of their advertised upload speeds. Of the 13 providers tested, only four (or less than a third) averaged at or even above their advertised download speeds (Charter, Comcast, Cox, and Verizon Fiber). The tests were performed by a private firm that has run similar tests in the U.K. It measured performance at 6,800 'representative homes' nationally in March."

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  1. Way Past it on FiOS by Ksevio · · Score: 4, Informative

    On my Verizon FiOS connection, I can regularly hit 25mbps on my 15/5 line for file downloads and speed tests.

    I'm willing to bet that if I kept that up for extended periods it would drop down a lot, but it's fine for quickly downloading a Steam game once a month.

    1. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by Skyshroudelf · · Score: 1

      That is what I get over wireless with my Verizon FiOS, when I am wired I get 35-40 mbps down, and about 30 up.

    2. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to bet your own wonky sized buffers are causing whatever program you're seeing those speeds in to report incorrectly for non-extended periods.

    3. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I consistently get 50Mbps down and 35Mbps up on my fios connection (rated at 35/35). I average about 110GB/month from usenet (peaked at 746GB in 12/2009) plus whatever else I move across my vpn connection for work and whatever my kids manage to use on youtube/facebook/etc. I have never noticed any performance issue with my connection during any kind of "peak" hours other than youtube sucks in the afternoons. Regular speed tests (e.g. downloading from other sites) show the problem is with youtube and not my connections, though.

      To be fair, I used to have BrightHouse roadrunner at this location and I consistently outperformed the rated speeds with them as well. There was a noticeable dip at "prime" hours with brightouse but even then the connection never went below the rated speed. Interestingly, youtube performed much better; I assume youtube has some kind of mirror server on the brighthouse network.

    4. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by flanders_down · · Score: 1

      I have a 25/25Mbps FiOs line. I run a server and often run the BW monitor to get an idea of the current load. I regularly get uploads and downloads hitting as high as 42Mbps.

    5. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      and it's right in the damn summary that Verizon is one of the four providers that actually meet/exceed their advertised speeds unlike Comcast/TimeWarner and others.

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    6. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      Same, I have FIOS 35/35 and I get about 30 on the UP, but it makes up for the 5Mb loss on the DOWN at about 40-42

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    7. Re:Way Past it on FiOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about your bandwidth cap?

  2. Sync vs Useful rates by DeHackEd · · Score: 2

    I know DSL, being an ATM-based technology and often subjected to PPPoE overhead, will score lower than rated. I have a 5 megabit connection but that's the sync rate. You can realistically expect to lose 9-10% just from the above overheads. That rather fits with the graphs I'm seeing.

    I've seen some ISPs compensate by setting the sync rate above the advertised rate but most don't.

    1. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      That's all fine and well for techies who understand how it all works, but what about Mr. and Mrs. John Q public who want what they are paying for?

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    2. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by mikael_j · · Score: 2

      Yes, DSL tends to take a hit from various types of overhead. It's been a while since I dealt with it on a daily basis but I believe that a regular g.dmt connection (8/0.8 Mbps) loses around 15% from overhead when using Ethernet over ATM and TCP. So you'll never see more than 5.9 Mbps or so downstream with TCP...

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    3. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's like a car (what other analogy should I use?) being advertised as capable of doing 500mph except when you read the fine print or complain a techie comes out to explain that those tests were actually done in a vacuum and there's this little thing called wind resistance that limits the practical speed of your car to 100mph.

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    4. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mr. and Mrs. John Q Public seem to have gotten used to their cereal box being half-full because of settling during shipment.

    5. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it's like a car (what other analogy should I use?) being advertised as capable of doing 500mph except when you read the fine print or complain a techie comes out to explain that those tests were actually done in a vacuum and there's this little thing called wind resistance that limits the practical speed of your car to 100mph.

      A car company would be sued for advertising the 500mph rate. They'd either have to advertise something abstract (like horsepower) or advertise the 100MPH governed rate.

      Why can Internet service providers get away with crap like this?

    6. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Why can Internet service providers get away with crap like this?

      Here in America we have this little thing called "campaign contributions"...plus, you know, all these corporations are "people" so their speech is protected.

    7. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Wish I could mod you up...

    8. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Nanosphere · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky if I even get 800Kbps over DSL. I tried upgrading to a faster speed but then my connection would drop for 5-10 minutes every hour. Verizons response, I'm too far away. I live in a well known highly populated Florida suburb, WTF?

    9. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by msauve · · Score: 1

      No, it's more like a car being advertised as having a 200 hp engine, even though drivetrain losses result in only 170 wheel hp.

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    10. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      I think a better analogy is that the car is advertised with a top speed of 120MPH, but traffic conditions (other users) and speed limits (available bandwidth at any given time) don't guarantee the ability to reach those speeds.

    11. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Burdell · · Score: 1

      I work for an independent ISP that wholesales BellSouth (AT&T) DSL service. When we order a 6m down/512k up circuit, the sync rates are up to 8128k down and 512k up. I guess that's because most end users still primarily care about the download speed (as long as Netflix works they're happy I suppose).

    12. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by frozentier · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of just being ok with it, it's a matter of not being able to do anything about it. Where I live, your choices are Time Warner or dial-up. No matter how bad Time Warner can be (although it hasn't been that bad for me), there's no other game in town. They own the only infrastructure we have.

    13. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by compro01 · · Score: 1

      If the cereal was sold by volume rather than mass, you might have a point there.

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    14. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, the boxes are sold by weight, not volume, so this is a specious comparison.

    15. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Mr. and Mrs. John Q Public seem to have gotten used to their cereal box being half-full because of settling during shipment.

      Cereal is sold by weight, not by volume.

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    16. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Why do you think cereal is sold by mass rather than by volume?

      Answer: because people complained that their cereal box was half empty. Then the company said, "Well, our machines fill the boxes by weight, not volume. It's unavoidable." Mr. and Mrs. Joe Q Public said, "Oh, it's unavoidable you say? Okie dokie then."

      If anything, it's the technically-minded people who'll try to force the company to figure out a way of supplying the full amount that they think the company promised to sell them, not Mr. and Mrs. Joe Q Public. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Q Public will get used to whatever they're getting, as long as it's more or less consistent.

    17. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      And DSL is sold by bandwidth with PPPoE overhead included, not by useable bandwidth after PPPoE overhead is subtracted.

    18. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by shentino · · Score: 1

      Which is fine.

      Cereal boxes are sold by weight and not volume, there is thus no deception. After all, you can't make mass magically disappear, with the laws of physics and all. They don't even pretend to sell you more than what you're actually getting. They set it by pounds and ounces and you get exactly what you were entitled to expect.

      Internet bandwidth however is different.

    19. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by operagost · · Score: 1

      Why do you think cereal is sold by mass rather than by volume?

      Because it says so on the box? Because the nutrition is in the mass, not the air?

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    20. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Making sure that the boxes are mostly full when they leave the warehouse is easy enough, the problem is that cereal can and does settle during shipment. It's also a lot harder for the manufacturer to cheat customers when they're selling a weight rather than a volume. Trying to determine when they were cheating the customer would be a real pain otherwise.

    21. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Qwest gives the same amount of bandwidth up whether regardless of what plan you're on. Which is good to know now if I want to downgrade.

    22. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Bengie · · Score: 1

      The even better car analogy is they advertise the car with a top speed of 65mph at red line, but that's with 19" rims, and the car only comes with 17" rims... and you can't change them.

    23. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Cereal may be sold by weight, but it is consumed by volume. Different cereals have wildly differing densities (e.g. Grape-Nuts vs. Rice Krispies), so the weight of a cereal box is not really a good indicator of how many bowls of cereal the box contains. The consumer's impression of how much cereal they're getting is still going to be based on the size of the box.

      Packaging exactly the same amount of cereal in a larger box is still deceptive even if its weight is listed. Perhaps not illegal, but deceptive. One of the selling points of companies that sell cereal in bags (not in boxes) is that you can see exactly what you're getting. And they seem to typically manage to get the bags reasonably full, too.

    24. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, so the meaning of the words "up to" escape you... or you just figure you can read any old thing you want into advertising and it's not your fault if you're wrong... I get it. It's the corporations! That's why you're retarded!

    25. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      The bags inside cereal boxes are intentionally only part filled, the same as crisps (potato chips) and anything else that is packed in a plastic heat sealed bag. The reason for this isn't to con you by only filling it part way, it is so that when the bag is heat sealed there is a decent gap at the top. If the bags are filled too full then the contents can be close enough to interfere with the heat sealing, resulting in the bag not being air-tight and the contents going off.

    26. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Because it says so on the box?

      Everything on the box is there for one of two reasons: their marketing department told them to put it there or their legal department told them to put it there. I'll let you figure out which applies here.

      Because the nutrition is in the mass, not the air?

      People don't normally weigh the serving of cereal when they pour themselves a bowl. Typically, the nutrition facts are stated relative to a serving size given in cups. The weight is put in parentheses as an afterthought. At least, in the US that's typically the case.

    27. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Ok, this analogy has officially been over-extended. The point I was originally trying to make by it was, more or less, that if you tell Joe Public "there's nothing we can do, this is what you get, get used to it", he generally will. A technical user will respond with "but why is that the best you can do", and if there's a good enough answer, he'll generally get used to it too.

      The DSL PPPoE overhead is one of those things that just is. It's unavoidable, just as unavoidable as cereal settling during shipping, and people will get used to it. Technical users may lobby for better statistics that allow for comparing DSL and cable on an equal playing field, but that's really beside the point, because it's just a conversion factor. If the DSL companies need to put an asterisk behind the connection speed they claim to provide, I'm sure their lawyers will be able to come up with a disclaimer that indicates they're not factoring in the PPPoE overhead into their claim.

    28. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can Internet service providers get away with crap like this?

      Here in America we have this little thing called "campaign contributions"...plus, you know, all these corporations are "people" so their speech is protected.

      Last I heard, GM and Ford were American corporations, complete with campaign contributions and protected free speech.

      I say again, why can Internet service providers get away with this.

    29. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by medv4380 · · Score: 1

      You do know that DSL only works at most 2 Miles(1.25 Miles practical) away from the phone companies equipment. If you're only getting 800K then you are well outside the optimal range. For you to get a good signal they have to have one of their boxes peppered every 1 - 2 miles in your suburb. Which is how big?. DSL has always been good if you're in range bad if you're not, and that probably won't change until you get something other then a single copper pair to your house.

    30. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      That is in no way analogous to the cereal being sold by weight instead of volume. Counting unusable overhead is like the cereal companies counting the weight of the packaging.

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    31. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Bengie · · Score: 1

      "Cereal may be sold by weight, but it is consumed by volume. Different cereals have wildly differing densities (e.g. Grape-Nuts vs. Rice Krispies), so the weight of a cereal box is not really a good indicator of how many bowls of cereal the box contains. The consumer's impression of how much cereal they're getting is still going to be based on the size of the box."

      Ever sit down and eat 5 bowls of Rice Krispies?

      Next question.. Ever sit down and eat 5 bowls of Gape-Nuts? I would love to see you try.

      When I eat Grape-Nuts, I put a tiny amount at the bottom of the bowl. That stuff is FILLING!

    32. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      If there weren't so many middlemen between you and the cereal factory, I guarantee you the weight of the boxes and plastic bags would be included in the freight cost of shipping it from the factory to your house. There are no middlemen between you and the DSL provider.

      It's not a perfect analogy, but it was good enough to get my point across.

    33. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Next question.. Ever sit down and eat 5 bowls of Gape-Nuts? I would love to see you try.

      Nah, I don't eat cereal that resembles rabbit food and tastes like pellets of pressed sawdust.

      I have, however, probably sat down and eaten 5 bowls of bran flakes or shredded wheat, which are pretty dense. But, your point is well-taken.

      I'm pretty sure we've exhausted the usefulness of that analogy.

    34. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "Why do you think cereal is sold by mass rather than by volume?"

      I prefer them selling by weight. If they sold by volume, they'd have an easier time cheating you, because they could probably, if they so desired, sell you 1/4 the weight of chips or cereal, and find a way to ensure it occupies the whole volume.

      If it's that important to you, turn the box or bag of chips upside-down and give it a few shakes. That should make it fill the original volume, more or less.

      I can't believe someone on slashdot could be so dumb as to *seriously* advocate for sale by volume instead of weight.

    35. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I can't believe someone on slashdot could be so dumb as to *seriously* advocate for sale by volume instead of weight.

      I wasn't. You misunderstood.

    36. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Why can Internet service providers get away with crap like this?

      Here in America we have this little thing called "campaign contributions"...plus, you know, all these corporations are "people" so their speech is protected.

      Last I heard, GM and Ford were American corporations, complete with campaign contributions and protected free speech.

      I say again, why can Internet service providers get away with this.

      Because when a geek speaks, all anyone hears is 'blah blah star trek bit blorp blah'.

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    37. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Why do you think cereal is sold by mass rather than by volume?

      Because it's stuff? Why would I pay for a volume of cereal? You pay for just about every other dry good in mass, why should cereal be any different?

      "Yeah, I want half a gallon of Fruit Loops, and two gallons of Lucky Charms."

    38. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Oh, alright. My mistake. It kind of sounded like you thought that a good idea, but I can see another interpretation of your analogy now.

    39. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Ahh, so the meaning of the words "up to" escape you...

      That's what's complete bullshit: the cop-out "up to" phrase in their advertising which does not appear in their advertising except as a tiny disclaimer elsewhere without even a footnote mark next to the claimed network speed to denote that the disclaimer even exists.

      Take a look at Shaw Canada's website listing their different internet packages. There's no indication anywhere on that page that the speeds advertised are "up to" the numbers they claim. No "up to", no asterisk, nothing.

      or you just figure you can read any old thing you want into advertising and it's not your fault if you're wrong...

      How about companies stop the false and/or deceptive advertising and advertise honestly for a change? "e.g. median service is 25 mbps, plus or minus 5 mbps"

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    40. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Were not talking about the cost, we're talking about what you're being told your paying for. Obviously the cost of shipping the packaging is factored into the price of a box of cereal and that's not a problem. But when the box says you are getting 24oz of cereal, it would be illegal to make that claim if it included the weight of the packaging. Likewise, obviously the cost of your internet necessarily includes any overhead but the overhead should not be included in your advertised data rates. If you have a 10Mb pipe, and they know 10% of that is overhead you will never touch it is dishonest saying that you are getting a 10Mb connection, especially when competitors may have only 5% overhead on their 10Mb pipe.

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    41. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      A even better can analogy would be that your car was advertised with a use of 1 liter per 10 kilometers under "normal driving conditions", and it uses 1,1 instead under "normal driving conditions".
      Unless you are in germany and on the autobane, advertised speed is not a valid metric for a car.

    42. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by spazdor · · Score: 1

      A bushel of apples.

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    43. Re:Sync vs Useful rates by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Obviously the cost of shipping the packaging is factored into the price of a box of cereal and that's not a problem.

      If you buy it from the grocery store, it's hidden in their markup. Yet you don't have a problem with that.

      But when the box says you are getting 24oz of cereal, it would be illegal to make that claim if it included the weight of the packaging.

      "Net Weight", yes, because that's what net weight means. But if you bought a full pallet of cereal (12 boxes / case x 8 cases / level x 4 levels deep, say) and it indicated a gross weight of 800 lb. (+6 oz. packaging for each box, +2.5 lb. for each case), it wouldn't matter that it contained 576 lb. of cereal. You'd pay shipping on an 800 lb. pallet, not a 576 lb. one.

      The argument could be made either way, but I see no problem with having a standard conversion factor for a 10% overhead on DSL vs. no overhead of cable internet, since that's easily enough computed.

      If you have a 10Mb pipe, and they know 10% of that is overhead you will never touch it is dishonest saying that you are getting a 10Mb connection, especially when competitors may have only 5% overhead on their 10Mb pipe.

      I'm really more concerned about the 20-60% you're likely getting during peak usage periods than the 90-95% you're getting at 2 AM when nobody else is online.

  3. Re:Wait by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Verizon is evil in implementation of their contracts. They have good technology with outstanding network reliability. However, their policies and their hip-hop rapping store staff can suck it!

    Comcast OTOH has good technology and a nice network too. They're pricey, but well worth the service IMHO. They customer service in India can suck my left nut, and those sub-contracted repair service men need to stay the hell away from my beer and peanut. But most importantly, they need to fix the problem the FIRST TIME AROUND. You here that Comcast, get your damn men to fix the problem. Your repeat truck-rolls are costing me time from work (to meet them) and you as well.

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  4. Re:Wait by teflaime · · Score: 4, Funny

    They still are. They just hide their packet shaping from burst speed tests pretty well.

  5. Apparently slashdot's ISP is one of the slow ones by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

    Apparently the ISP that supplies /. is one of the slow ones.

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  6. Charter? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know where they tested Charter at. If you're in a relatively sparse area they're great, but here in Madison, WI, they fucking suck. I have "21 meg" or some shit and at most I pull down between 2 and 5. Between the hours of 5 and 7 or 8 o'clock in the evening, it's damn near unusable because everybody in the city comes home and starts streaming Hulu and Netflix and I'll be lucky to pull down 700k, and the latency spikes like you wouldn't believe. The techs themselves tell me never to expect to hit the speeds I'm told I'll get, because that's not "real-world use."

    So if I'm never going to get that speed in practical application, why again are they allowed to advertise said speed?

    1. Re:Charter? by Covener · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know where they tested Charter at. If you're in a relatively sparse area they're great, but here in Madison, WI, they fucking suck. I have "21 meg" or some shit and at most I pull down between 2 and 5. Between the hours of 5 and 7 or 8 o'clock in the evening, it's damn near unusable because everybody in the city comes home and starts streaming Hulu and Netflix and I'll be lucky to pull down 700k, and the latency spikes like you wouldn't believe. The techs themselves tell me never to expect to hit the speeds I'm told I'll get, because that's not "real-world use."

      So if I'm never going to get that speed in practical application, why again are they allowed to advertise said speed?

      Sounds pretty likely by the ambiguous units in your post that your expectations are inflated by a factor of 8 because you're misunderstand the units of what's advertised vs. the units in what you're observing.

    2. Re:Charter? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I'm told I get 21 meg (mbps, megabits per second, kinda figured that was understood, since that's the units everyone uses, including Charter). Never in my life, hardlined, have I gotten that speed, on multiple speed tests, including Charter's own. Not even the burst speeds get close.

      The speed tests are also in units of megabits per second. I know the difference between a bit and byte.

    3. Re:Charter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Madison as well and use Charter. Even with my comp streaming Netflix while my GF is playing WoW, I nearly always get the advertised speed. In fact it's the best internet service I've ever had. When I lived in Illinois I had Comcast and was lucky to get half of their claimed speeds. AT&T was only slightly better. Charter's customer service on the other hand...yikes.

    4. Re:Charter? by garcia · · Score: 2

      I live in a major metropolitan area (MSP) and I have business class from Charter. I am usually at 125 to 150% of my downstream and 100% of my upstream.

      Sorry it sucks for you. I've been there with many different carriers over the years (Verizon DSL, RR, ATTBI, Frontier DSL to name a few) and Charter is the most solid, fastest, and definitely has the best customer response (I only contact them via Twitter) that I have ever had before.

      Granted I have business class and that may make a difference so YMMV.

    5. Re:Charter? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Wow, I need to move to your neighborhood. The west side where I'm at near the mall, according to the techs (off the record, of course) this node is "over-saturated" or something, and it's a problem that Charter knows about, but it's going to cost them quite a bit to upgrade the equipment to handle the demand so they're dragging their feet.

      Basically, according to the tech (they've been known to talk out of their ass, too, so who knows, not like you'll get a straight answer from anybody, really) it's kinda like the recall scenario described by Ed Norton in Fight Club...until it costs Charter more in service calls due to problems with internet speeds and connectivity then it will to upgrade their equipment, they're not upgrading, so I'm pretty much screwed until Netflix stops working for a ton of people, more or less.

    6. Re:Charter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree with this. I have been pleasantly surprised with Charter in the Athens, GA area. I've lived in two different homes in the area, and both had speeds well in excess of advertised. (Downstream anyway...upstream is pretty slow, but consistent). I'd used DSL (AT&T/BellSouth, Earthlink, you name it) for years until I made this switch. I would never go back.

    7. Re:Charter? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      In central WI, I'm getting 19mbps on my 18mbps Charter connection. Even during peak.

      Their back-bone infrastructure is quite good, so I would assume it's an overloaded node. You guys DOCSIS3.0 yet down there in Mad town?

      Also, check into their business packages. I've heard in other forums that business connection take different routes than residential and you get nearly no jitter at all.

    8. Re:Charter? by Captain+Centropyge · · Score: 1

      When I moved to Madison a few years ago, I heard that Charter's customer service sucked. And reviews on the web all seemed to confirm as such. So, I decided to go elsewhere. My only option for a while was AT&T's DSL, which was decent. And now I have TDS, which ran fiber right to the back of my house. So, my speeds are pretty good. Speed tests put me close to the advertised numbers.

      But I specifically avoided Charter, despite their decent pricing, due to their bad CS reviews. Maybe look into TDS. I think they serve much of Madison.

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    9. Re:Charter? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "So if I'm never going to get that speed in practical application, why again are they allowed to advertise said speed?"

      At a guess, they probably advertise it as, "UP TO" 21mbps.

      All they have to show is that the tech can theoretically reach that speed in the best case scenario, I would suppose, in order to do "up to" advertising. Not that I think they should be allowed to advertise "up to" speeds, but that seems to be how it works right now.

      I'd love the FTC (Federal Trade Commission - IIRC they regulate advertising) to rule that using 'up to' is deceptive and not allowed.

    10. Re:Charter? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Or he's just using the assumed units, like we always do in these discussions.

      However, you did seem to avoid the question of why the company should be able to sell a connection that they seem to never be able to come close to meeting.

    11. Re:Charter? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Still, he shouldn't have to need a business class connection. They sold him a 21 meg consumer connection, and while it might be unrealistic to expect that 24/7, it should be expected to get that the majority of the time.

    12. Re:Charter? by Covener · · Score: 1

      Or he's just using the assumed units, like we always do in these discussions.

      That's certainly possible, just like it's possible he tolerates 700 kilobits/second on what he thinks is 21 megabits per second and hasn't pursued it as some acute problem with his service, or just gone elsewhere.

      However, you did seem to avoid the question of why the company should be able to sell a connection that they seem to never be able to come close to meeting.

      TFA says they are able to come close for a random sampling of users, for what they claim to be a maximum speed for some class of connection. When I see someone post about "21 meg or some shit" and claim to be tolerating 700 kilobits/second in the early evening, I assume they're mistaken or haven't behaved rationally in resolving it.

    13. Re:Charter? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, my post wasn't as much for argument as a practical tip for decent internet. :-)

  7. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With Comcast, " averaged at or even above their advertised download speeds" means they sustained advertised speeds for all of 60 seconds -- right up until PowerBoost switched off.

  8. DUH... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have NEVER gotten the 'upto' speed that any isp has ever sold me.

    At least the crapcast i have now is sort of stable and about 3/4ths what i'm supposedly paying for.
    But they drop connections at random. p2p... non p2p.. whatever. random.

    And it's not cheap either.

    So thanks crapcast for only sorta screwing me over and mostly ripping me off.

    1. Re:DUH... by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

      You should send them $5 and say that you are now paying your internet bill "up to" the stated amount...

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  9. Protocol overhead by shoppa · · Score: 2

    Geeze... going back in time... a 1.5 Mbit T1 connection, while actually a continuous 1.5 Mbit connection, never quite delivered that much speed when it was hooked to "the internet" and expected to move TCP/IP traffic. Same for 10 Mbit Ethernet (and that was never a true bidirectional 10 Mbits to begin with).

    Protocol overhead always nibbles away at the edges.

    1. Re:Protocol overhead by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, but unless the ISP is hiring incompetent engineers, they should have enough of a grasp on the amounts that they can get pretty damn close to the amount that they can actually provide. This would change very quickly if ISPs were held accountable for false and misleading advertisements.

    2. Re:Protocol overhead by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      never quite is very different from rarely exceeds 25% rated capabilities, and you will get TOS'd for even that level of utilization if run continuously

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    3. Re:Protocol overhead by omnichad · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, let's make hard drive manufacturer's hit the same standard. "We said gigabytes, not gibibytes, so we're good, right?"

  10. As much by region as by ISP by NameIsDavid · · Score: 2

    Although I'm only one datapoint, my Optimum Boost (Cablevision) service north of NYC almost always hits the 50d/8u Mbps that I'm paying for ($15 over base service for the higher speeds). When I've had issues, they've always been catastrophic ones (no signal due to bad connector on the utility pole, etc.) rather than just slowdowns.

    1. Re:As much by region as by ISP by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Lucky you. I'm north of NYC as well, and with Boost I get around 15-20 down (22 is the highest I've ever seen). I switched to boost after several solid months of Optimum clocking in around .5 - 2 down (up has never been a problem).

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    2. Re:As much by region as by ISP by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I just did a speedtedt.net test and I tested at 12Mbps down, 0.48Mbps up.
      My ISP (shaw.ca) promises :

      * Up to 7.5 Mbps download speed
      * Up to 512 Kbps upload speed
      * 125 GB monthly transfer limit

      So I guess I'm doing ok...

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    3. Re:As much by region as by ISP by MXPS · · Score: 0

      Wow, I guess I need to switch to Boost. I live about 15 miles west of NYC and with the regular Optimum service I have never seen anything higher than 1.3 down, it's terrible. Like you said, the up with Optimum has never really been an issue but the download speeds are atrocious. I actually get full 4G\WiMax coverage in my house from Sprint, so I've been tethering with that and seeing much better speeds.

  11. Re:Wait by ByOhTek · · Score: 2

    Aye, but there's also something this doesn't cover - region. Many of these companies perform differently if you use their service in different cities.

    Where I live, you can regularly expect AT&T DSL to give you about +10% of advertised speed, and we have Wide Open West, which is good (but not listed there). The Insight and Time Warner list there probably overestimate the quality of service here where I live. Actually, since Insight (at least here) uses the TimeWarner infrastructure, it doesn't surprise me at all that they show so similar.

    However, if we conversely go to a friend in another city, her Time Warner acually does meet advertised peak speed, and does so fairly regularly, but equally regularly goes down to DSL speeds.

    The charts that are listed on the TFA are useless except on a per-city basis.

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  12. Oh, OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardware once again gets slammed for not being as advertised, meanwhile the software jerks can pump out bloated buggy code all day long and they're "craftspeople".

  13. What I don't understand... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    When I visit speedtest.net, I get faster speeds to Fiber Internet Center in Palo Alto, CA (21 Mbps down) than I get from Comcast in Denver, CO (9 Mbps down), even though I live within 30 miles of Denver and use Comcast for my 12 Mbps high speed internet connection. Anyone able to explain that one?

    1. Re:What I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The types of routers and bridges that are between you and the denver source site versus those between you and CA. Differences in MTU, encapsulation, routing trees, packet-storms, number of people running speedtest at the same time. Take your pick.

    2. Re:What I don't understand... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      I'm always suspicious that the isp might have a list of speedtest sites and turn off the bandwidth throttling when you go to those sites.

    3. Re:What I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that they have a peering agreement with the ISP that is on the speedtest website that you are using and that backhaul is much less full than the one you use to test in Denver.

  14. Frontier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the NW where Frontier bought the Verizon service I've done speed tests and on my "15/5" I have been getting 2.5/2 at maximum speeds since the switch. Note that the speeds are still advertised as 15/5 as opposed to something lower. I've run these tests over a years time period on a weekly basis. *shrug*

  15. Qwest in PHX by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't hit the advertised speeds. I am provisioned at 7mb down and 896k up. On a good day I get 6mb down but the upstream seems fairly consistent. However, this is a lot better than the leading cable company, Cox. Cox was a nightmare to deal with so I'll gladly put up with Qwest because I have no other choice. At least Qwest is less evil and doesn't engage in port blocking and require you to buy a small business package for a static IP to stop port blocking.

    1. Re:Qwest in PHX by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That was my reasoning for going with Qwest. I'm not surprised that they're at the bottom of giving what they're advertising. But, they don't block ports and they don't have caps, so I'm largely stuck with them. Comcast was complete crap back when they provided our internet. Every single time that somebody would buy rights to provide our cable modem service the service got worse. By the time that Comcrap got a hold of it things got to the point where it would be out 3-4 hours literally every day.

      Qwest at least has been able to keep the connection on constantly since we switched to DSL. If it's ever been off at any time it hasn't been long enough to notice.

  16. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never had my comcast connection do better that 50% of advertised, even through the "marketingboost" first minute. Most of the people I know also have comcast and have observed the same. This study seems rather suspect.

  17. Buy the "light" plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There is much less incentive to throttle a 1Mbps link than a 10Mbps link. Sure, you've only got 1Mpbs, but at the same time, you've always got 1Mpbs. While your neighbors are pulling their hair out because they can only get 3Mbps out of a supposedly 10Mbps link, you're patting yourself on the back for getting exactly what you paid for.

    In fact, I would bet that the more you pay, the more you will be ripped off, due simply to the amount of headroom they have to play with.

    1. Re:Buy the "light" plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if places still do this, but years ago when DSL was new, I was getting 1mbit on a 3mbit connection, so I downgraded to the 1.5 mbit connection and started getting 700k.

    2. Re:Buy the "light" plan by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      This is FiOS, there is no throttling and you do not share your connection with your neighbors. I don't think they even offer 1Mbps, I think in most locations it is 10Mbps then for $5 more you get 25Mbps. If you have more than 1 person streaming netflix and torrenting in your home it definitely makes sense to get the 25Mbps plan. Headroom isn't an issue, this is fiber, I think the theoretical limit of singe node is ~10 gigabit, so way beyond what they are selling you.

  18. I get exactly whats advertised. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have an "Up To 12 Mb" connection through my local cable company. I get exactly that. Somewhere between nothing and 12 Mb. I certainly never get more than that. But given that they advertise it as a "you might get as much as X bandwidth", I don't see how you can say they aren't giving me what they promised.

    1. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you understood the deal going in. It isn't a difficult concept when you have a basic understanding of the game, but most people don't even know there's a game to be played. To them, internet is a utility, like water or electricity or gas. They don't sign a contract saying they'll pay an outrageous sum of money each month for "between nothing and 100 gallons of water" at the utility's discretion. It is natural (wrong, but natural) to assume that if you're paying for a 15 Mbps line, you'll be able to achieve and maintain that rate for a reasonable percentage of time.

      Even my brother, with his fancy pants degrees in electrical engineering and computer science, got screwed on his first home internet contract. Even reading and having what he thought was a decent understanding of the contract didn't prepare him for getting put over a barrel.

    2. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Because it's common practice for companies to include weasel words like that so that nobody can sue them, even when it's understood by everybody involved that they are in fact promising to provide the connection. By your logic, there's no need for an ISP promising to provide 5mbps for a 5mbps connection when they could just provide the same 1.5mbps connection that they provide to the folks on the 1.5mbps plan.

      If they aren't able to provide the connection, they're still engaging in fraudulent advertising.

    3. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      They don't sign a contract saying they'll pay an outrageous sum of money each month for "between nothing and 100 gallons of water" at the utility's discretion.

      Actually that is exactly what anyone who doesn't have metered water does. They pay a flat rate each month regardless of how much they use. Up to a top limit where the water company would investigate due to excessive usage.

    4. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 2

      I see your point. There should be some differentiation between a 5 and 1.5 mbps connection. And if there isn't, then you might have grounds for a suit.

      However, one of the reasons ISPs put in the "up to" clause in their speed rating is that they are not in 100% control of your entire internet experience. They do supply the connection to your house and then on to "the internet". Once your connection goes out of their zone of influence, they have no control over it. Your traffic can be slowed through choke points completely out of the control of your ISP, not to mention trying to download from an overloaded server. (Slashdot effect anyone?) Even if the third party server is on their own network, it can still be overloaded. The connection to the server can be just fine but if the server is slow, there's nothing they can do about it. You can have a 1.5mbps connection or an eleventy gazillion mbps connection but if the server is only dishing out data at 56kbps, that's all you're going to get.

      I'm not trying to defend ISPs but there has to be some reason applied to the standards to which they are held. I don't think expecting them to always meet their "up to" speeds all the time for everyone is a reasonable standard. Though meeting 80% of advertised speed for the network is probably not a terrible starting point for the standard. And that should include the ISP's upstream connection. If they have oversold their upstream connection and it is the source of the restriction, they should be held to task for removing that bottleneck. But the one gaping hole in the standard is that no ISP can guarantee that any one particular connection to any one particular server will result in the desired speed. They just can't provide that kind of guarantee because it's ultimately something they just don't have control over.

    5. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      Sure, a lot of people have no idea what the contract really means. Then again, so many of the unwashed masses have no idea if the internet connection is "fast" or not. They just want to plug in and play farmville and stream their brain dead reality shows. So long as they get a response from the server before their gnat like attention span runs out, they're content to keep tapping the button to get their rewards. And for most people, they can get that satisfaction from a connection far below advertised speeds.

    6. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they should at some point during your average month be capable of delivering the advertised bandwidth. It's understandable that they can't do so all the time due to congestion, but if the ISP can't do so on a routine basis, then they shouldn't be claiming that they can.

    7. Re:I get exactly whats advertised. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      On Virgin Media I can't watch HD YouTube videos or HD iPlayer programmes at almost any time of day, yet they work perfectly on my mobile broadband (Vodafone) and on a friends ADSL2. On paper my connection is fast enough and speed tests say I am getting close to the level I pay for, but two of the most popular web sites don't work for me.

      The BBC is considering introducing a traffic light system for ISPs to show how capable they are of delivering iPlayer video. I think that might be the best solution since no ISP is going to say that iPlayer is fully supported. There needs to be legal protections though, so that broadband can be cancelled after just one month instead of the usual 12 month lock-in.

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  19. False adv class action? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that we have long term wide spread data test can we start class action lawsuits about their speed claims?
    IMO This should open each of the failing companys to lawsuits in each town they run ads in claiming servies they cant provide.

  20. Location by ndogg · · Score: 1

    I think location is more important than the company. I've worked for Charter before, and they do a fantastic job in some places, but not so great in others (especially new acquisitions.)

    My mom has Charter, and her advertised speed is 8Mbps down and 1Mbps up, but whenever I run tests on her connections, it's consistently about twice that.

    I have Time Warner where I live, and I usually get about 80% of of my average speed (15Mbps rated, 12Mbps tested.)

    With that in mind, Charter is probably better at maintaining their networks, and upgrading them when they can than other providers.

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    1. Re:Location by dave562 · · Score: 1

      I'm in a similar situation. I have the basic Charter internet connection. I think they promise up to 8Mb or 10Mb. I consistently get close to 20Mb.

  21. Burst-Based shaping skews results by ZeroNullVoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the providers who hit their advertised speeds implement a burst-based traffic shaping.

    For example, Comcast does full or over-full speed for first 10mb down and 5mb up.

    It's nice that speedtest sites like speedtest.net show a graph of how speed changes, but their test sizes are still far to small and should exclude any detected burst speeds.

    The only good way to test this is to actually transfer files and exclude the bursts.

    Another thing that SHOULD be tested is the speed difference with single threaded transfers and segmented/multi-threaded transfers for both same continent and cross-seas.

    Internet speed is relative and that is part of the problem.

  22. Re:Wait by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

    I would love it if we got a real study, one with some depth, where they went around and tested every ISP during peak hours at several locations in their service area. I have a feeling that if they did that we'd see a much different story than this quasi-fluff piece...

  23. Re:Wait by nschubach · · Score: 1

    Columbus area? I inquired via email when Insight was going DOCSIS 3 (like Time Warner already did in the downtown area from what I read) and about getting a replacement for my Moto DVR. I got directed to Sales and they seemed to ignore the network inquiry.

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  24. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it depends on area/signal. I have Comcast's 12Mb plan and I always get 1.2 to 1.5MB down (avg ~1.4MB, max 2MB). I usually max out while torrenting, but that's with encryption turned on. If you're lucky you'll be able to squeeze another 5-10Mb/s with a D3-capable modem.

  25. Includes rushhour slowdown ? by redelm · · Score: 2

    I _can_ hit wirespeed from my ISP (AT&T DSL), but only during off-peak hours. During rushhour (late afternoon, evening, esp Sunday), I'm lucky to get ~1/4 wirespeed.

    I'm sure this is AT&T overselling their infrastructure (Uverse) and has choked the uplink fiber from my DSLAM. YMMV -- not everybody will be choked. But I doubt the FCC measured this congestion.

    1. Re:Includes rushhour slowdown ? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Single data point.

      DSLReports speed test always gives me about 11.5Mbps on my 12Mbps U-Verse line.

      Suburban Los Angeles.

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  26. Re:Wait by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    stop stalking me please. I'm creeped out now :-P

    (and, yes, Columbus)

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  27. Re:Wait by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    I'd agree with your statement if it weren't for the "quasi". That spoiled it for me.

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  28. Up To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why they like to list their speeds as "Up To". That way you can't really complain if you don't reach it. They advertise a maximum and don't even need to reach half of that for their statement to be true.

    1. Re:Up To by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      That's why they like to list their speeds as "Up To".

      Which for ADSL is pretty much the only way you can advertise it. The speed varies dramatically depending on how close to the exchange you are. Which is why most ADSL suppliers (in the UK at least) will have a way of checking before you sign up. Normally this is done by having you enter your postcode and then checking against a database of known speeds for that location. So before you sign up they can tell you roughly what speed you can actually expect in your area.

  29. Comcast by guttentag · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I had issues with my Comcast cable internet connection, it was taking me about 5 minutes to load Google's home page, 10 minutes for the nytimes.com home page. Slashdot took about 7 minutes. I went to three different independent speed test sites, which each confirmed I was getting less than 5% of the bandwidth Comcast advertised. I called them up and they directed me to a flash animation that looked like an analog gauge of a car speeding up onto the freeway, overshooting the advertised bandwidth, wavering a bit to make it look like it was actually measuring something and leveling off at exactly the advertised bandwidth. I reloaded it a couple times, and each time it was the exact same animation. The rep then said, "can you read me what it says on the dial? Looks like your connection is working just fine. The sites you are trying to visit must not have enough bandwidth to handle the connection." I asked if she'd ever heard of a little company named Google, and she said they must be having network trouble on their end.

    1. Re:Comcast by _0xd0ad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It'd be pretty amusing if that didn't even bother to check for an internet connection when it said you were getting the full connection speed. You should have unplugged the internet and tried reloading it from the cache.

    2. Re:Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like you were getting what they promised. The correct speed inside of their network. They can't control the other ISPs that you connect through. I also work for an ISP and we can only get other ISPs to do something if the issue is on the connection to them. If we don't peer with the ISP than we can't do much.
      A traceroute would normally show where the issue is and at arin.net you can find out who owns that IP address. Comcast should have asked you for a traceroute if they saw no issue in their network.

  30. I've got a different problem with ISPs by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    Mine advertises 30Mbps and I routinely spike to 45Mbps, so I'm kind of on the other side of this coin. I have no idea how they get me so much speed out here in the country, but I'll take it.

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    1. Re:I've got a different problem with ISPs by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You're lucky, I'd kill to have even half of the stated bandwidth you're getting. Around here connections top out at 5mbps. And that's assuming that you're in a part of the city where Qwest feels that you deserve access to more than 1.5mbps connections. Centurylink took them over, so I'll have to see how they do in terms of fixing the problems.

      I'm not optimistic as I've never received better service after a buyout.

  31. qwest vs. comcast by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Just switched from comcast to qwest. Have to say that their bandwidth positively SUX. We even have 20 mb vs. the 12 that comcast advertises. And yet, this is slower than comcast. Sad. Real sad.

    Hopefully, they have better uptime than comcast (comcast has so many outages; glad that I ran my own bind; their always had issues in their DNS).

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    1. Re:qwest vs. comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No cap with Qwest, although aren't they now CenturyLink?

    2. Re:qwest vs. comcast by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      The execs change, but the same bad policies remain in place. We had to battle with them to get the vdsl line. Just 2 weeks prior to CenturyLink taking over, we were vetted for vdsl (it had ran to the house before, and I knew the block level switch had plenty of vdsls). When CL took over, they tried to put us on adsl unless we were going to add iptv. Thankfully after 3 weeks of battle, we got it. Basically, CL is just as worthless

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    3. Re:qwest vs. comcast by Technician · · Score: 1

      On the flip side I switched from Comcast to Qwest. I pay almost $20 less per month because I didn't have the triple play so the ISP only service was spendy. Moving to Qwest gave me the discount of having the landline. When on Comcast, Hulu, Youtube, Netflix, etc were throttled so there was lots of Buffering, Buffering, Buffering. I figured this was to encourage purchase of the triple play. The bit torrent throttling was icing on the cake. After the move to Qwest, Netflix works without buffering, Google Voice and an Analog Telephone Adapter for a SIP phone work fine. I found Quest was not filtering the ports used for VOIP or video conferencing. The switch moved me from under 2 meg DL speeds to just under 6 Meg with no noticeable filtering of ports. Not bad for a price reduction.

      I have not had much trouble with the DNS until just this last month. The issues with DNS appear to impact several ISP's.

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    4. Re:qwest vs. comcast by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      yeah, I switch from comcast due to the price as well. They seem to keep raising it over and over. I have not tried netflx yet (on the blue-ray; We have been enjoying the 3 months of free channels on dish so far) We had loads of buffering under comcast. If that disappears, my wife and kids will be happy.

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  32. Of course they aren't hitting their speeds by IllusionalForce · · Score: 0

    In a press conference this morning, 600 KB/s stated that "after months of being abused and hit, it's finally time to stop. We won't cooperate anymore until the ISPs stop hitting us." Soon afterwards, higher speeds also agreed with 600 KB/s and followed his example.

    News at eleven.

  33. Re:Wait by nschubach · · Score: 1

    I think Insight in Central Ohio is the only division of Insight that uses Time Warner... and the only division of Insight that seems to be falling behind (tech wise). ;)

    No stalking needed on that one.

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  34. charter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow....good for you charter!

  35. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this report any better than the thousands of self tests done by real people at dslreport.com?

    https://secure.dslreports.com/archive

  36. Umm... by tibit · · Score: 1

    The FCC Says ISPs Aren't Hitting Advertised Speeds

    An I'm, like, no shit, Sherlock? In other news, people get hurt in car crashes.

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    1. Re:Umm... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's obvious to geeks, however this kind of thing is just a first step towards telling ISPs that they had better provide the bandwidth they're charging for. That is unless the GOP wins big in the next elections in which case it's back to dial up speeds for us.

  37. Re:Wait by NetNed · · Score: 1

    DSL from AT&T here are very quirky. A buddy has one that gets close to 20% better then advertised, yet a business I do support for that is a half mile away struggles to get 50% of the listed speeds. Funny thing is that the business is susposedly closer to the telco then my buddy. I know there are many factors, but AT&T has supposedly "tested" all the lines and says its' all "ok". I always take that with a large grain of salt, because I have found AT&T likes to find a excuse and stick to it till you prove them wrong. It usually takes threats of dropping service to get them to actually do something, much like when their equipment goes bad and they want you to pay $80 for a cheesy DSL modem.

  38. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes Comcast is evil, I work in a Business Park and pay for their 20/5 service. When the Interenet connection is working I get 50/20. the other 40% of the time I get about 3/10 and right now I have about .15/10 ( thats point one five). Comcast has been out at least 7 times, and has been unable to resolve the slowness, I've replaced the modem and the cable from the demark to my wiring closet. The main problem is, their department don't talk to each other, and they keep no record of previous visits, the outside guy comes along and blames the inside wiring, and the inside guy blames the outside. They have to start over from scratch everytime I call in. They also never tell me what they thing the issue is, other than temporary problems. the inside guys i've worked with have been descent, although some young and a little unexperianced. The outside guys seem to be lazy loafers that care very little about the quality of their work. I am an IT Manager and I would fire them very quickly if they showed such incompetence and lackadaisical interest in their work. Even more, this morning I waited 20 minutes before I was able to speak to a phone rep., which is unexeceptable for a commercial account. I have to put the call on speaker phone so that I can continue with my work, and their system constantly changes from a whisper to blairing out commercial ads trying to sell me service, which I already have and that I'm currently having problems with. I'm about fed up. The Bells cost a whole lot more, but the service of the worst one is far better than comcast.

  39. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only I got out from reading your post is your left nut.

  40. Re:Wait by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    Indeed. My provider is Metrocast Cable (out of New Jersey, but I am up here in Connecticut where they picked up a small cable company) and they have been upping the download rates fairly steadily (every 1-2 years we get another 1-2 Mbit.)

    Often we will get the rate bump 3 to 6 months prior to them making it an official offering.

    Also, they dont cap or throttle anything.

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  41. What tests? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    Did they send a burst of nops over port 80 for 1 second on tuesday at 4am? Any details on the tests would be great. Without something specific about the tests the information is bullshit. Give us something useful like sustained side by side TCP and UDP data transfers over multiple ports for at least 350 days. Here is the results of my "data". Cable and dsl do not meet their advertised marks while fiber does. My data --> cuz_i_sed.txt.

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  42. Re:Wait by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with FIOS. I sustain very fast download speeds(and upload, for that matter). Reaching 25mbit is no problem(I have a 25/25 plan). Reaching past it isn't either. In fact, it's the best internet service I've ever had. Only service I'd put on par with it was MediaOne

  43. Advertised speeds by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Every advertisement I've seen says "up to X," which means "anything X or below, but not above." So, 90% of that speed falls within the advertised spec.

    Nothing to see here except more big anti-business crap from this administration.

    1. Re:Advertised speeds by _0xd0ad · · Score: 2

      The fact that they're making a "guarantee" that, in fact, guarantees nothing is in itself misleading. They're phrasing it as if it's a promise of something, when in fact it doesn't promise anything at all.

    2. Re:Advertised speeds by Skapare · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. Big business has an exemption from having to comply with the law. Their CEOs have arranged for this through the Republican party.

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    3. Re:Advertised speeds by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't understand. Big business has an exemption from having to comply with the law. Their CEOs have arranged for this through the Republican party.

      When you stop believing that the Democrats care for you too, then you'll be able to start addressing issues, rather than tribalism.

      The Democratic administration just promulgated proposed rules that would have a small farmer lose his farm if he's ever caught taking a pee on the side of the road.

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    4. Re:Advertised speeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of you stop that. Dragging out the political horse and whipping it isn't going to solve a damn thing. It just distracts from the issue. ISPs are not meeting their advertisement, and the advertisements are bullshit to start with. Nobody cares how that fits into your ideological worldview. Focus people.

    5. Re:Advertised speeds by LocalH · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      Not that I'm a fan of any political party. I just require more than someone telling me "so and so proposed this legislation/rule/whatever and it will cause this".

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    6. Re:Advertised speeds by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, it's a multi-step problem:

      1. CDL required for farm tractors
      2. Disqualification for CDL if convicted of a felony
      3. Sexual offender felony charges for 'indecent exposure' if caught urinating in public. Here's a man in Arizona charged with a felony for public urination. Only two of the 13 states with such laws restrict it to requiring a child to be present

      There are enough absurd laws on the books that any new regulation has far-reaching consequences. At least part of the reason that administrative rulemaking is a public evil.

      This one is a gift to agribusiness as it will surely cause many family farms to fail, through one consequnce or another. Hopefully this rule will ultimately fail, but it's unproductive folly to pretend that Democrats don't pander to the corporatocracy.

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    7. Re:Advertised speeds by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      They are not making a guarantee of any kind. In fact most say explicitly that speeds are NOT guaranteed.

      They're going out of their way to say "we're not promising anything."

      "You can get up to 10 Megabits per second, but speeds vary based on network conditions and are not guaranteed."

      That's not promising anything, and it is obvious. There's nothing misleading about it at all.

  44. So corporations ... by Skapare · · Score: 2

    ... cheat, steal, and lie. Old news. Move along.

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    1. Re:So corporations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And that attitude is why the continue to do so.

  45. Happy with Cox by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    5Mbs both ways, and their customer service has been excellent. I've had them for internet about 13 yrs now.

  46. Isn't advertised speed usually maximum speed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, is it reasonable to expect -as the summary apparently does- for average speed to be equal or even close to maximum speed?

  47. I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened. by quixote9 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Before participation: Time Warner/Roadrunner here in Southern California gave me less than a tenth of advertised speeds. Officially 7mbits down, 1mb up, the actual service was more like 400kbits. Up to 800kb, sometimes even over a whole megabite early in the morning. (Exciting!) After the initial burst, which hit over a megabit down fairly often, there were times when it slowed all the way to single digits in KB.

    Under the Sam Knows program, the FCC lets the ISPs know which subscribers are part of the test. (Bit of a problem right there, I'd say.) A few days before we had the government router hooked up, no doubt when Time Warner got word of our new "status," our speeds suddenly shot up into the advertised range. I nearly swooned the first time I saw a download go by at over a megabyte. And, interestingly enough, they've stayed there. It wasn't just some random thing. We don't usually get 7mb, but 5-6mb is the norm now.

    So the info that ISPs aren't delivering stated speeds even in the FCC study is interesting, given that they seem to be jimmying the results for all they're worth.

    (Speed tests before the FCC program would show us getting multi-megabits that we never saw in real life. Two things there: burst-shaping, no doubt, and I've heard that ISPs have ways of recognizing speed test traffic and giving it bandwidth.)

  48. Re:Wait by LocalH · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't brag about that if I were you.

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  49. Gas Mileage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in, I don't know of anybody who hits the 'advertised' fuel efficiency either

    1. Re:Gas Mileage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't know Prius owners.

  50. It took a year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....To figure out the obvious?

  51. Fuel for the fire by kheti · · Score: 1

    The CEOs of the losers on the list will use these rankings as more fuel to implement usage caps on the "abusers" who are slowing the internet down for the rest of us.

  52. It's like pulling teeth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took me weeks of arguing with Frontier to get them to admit they were throttling my "unlimited" dsl to only 1.344 mbps. They kept saying they'd send a tech to test line quality, and then doing nothing. I finally got to talk to a real tech a couple weeks ago, who simply flipped a switch up to 6 mbps. Still a bit low considering I'm only two blocks away from the switch, but better.

  53. traceroute anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! I read most of the posts and quickly breezed through the rest -
    not one mention of traceroute or hops (unless I missed it).

    I believe what we're learning is that measuring speed is subjective and tricky.

    I have 2 identical basic accounts with Comcast - one I get better throughput on (up to
    3 Meg Bytes down, sometimes more) but less ability to connect to multiple IPs;
    the other I get less throughput, but have no problem connecting to multiple IPs.
    I don't know if its a firewall/modem/router issue. But it's a noticable difference between
    the two accounts. Honestly, I don't know why - it's a puzzle to me.

    The accounts are about 150 miles apart. Mostly the problem is when their DNS server
    goes away - about once a week. But for the most part, I'm okay for what I'm paying
    for and I seem to fare better than most accounts I've read here.

  54. grenouille.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In France, http://grenouille.com provide open-source software for testing ISPs.

    You can look at every ISP speed and refine the stats by town.

    To participate just register, download a client and install it into your computer (they have at least hundreds running clients on every major ISPs).

    It's surprising there is apparently no such project in the States

  55. wireless too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a company that sells HSPA wireless. Soon we will be rolling out LTE to much of our liscenced service area. (hence Anon)
    I have heard from upper level that the company intends to become the "ISP of choice" in the long term.

    Meanwhile we do stupid shit like advertise 21Mbps, even though it's impossible for any customer to actually achieve that under ideal real world conditions.

    The fine print is that it's 21Mbps theoretical max layer 1 downlink speeds. Before we add forward error correction, and the upper layers which actually make the connection useful.
    The customer will be measuring real-world throughput at the upper layers, of course, and can never see the advertised speed.

    Of course sales and marketing doesn't see this as blatantly false advertising.


    (yes, I feel dirty taking the cheque sometimes, but my kids gotta eat, and they pay well. Still looking for a more ethical source of the same amount of income)

  56. "Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    * Where one megabit equals one million bits.

    1. Re:"Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:"Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Try actually reading the article you linked to.

      # In Telecommunications, use of the correct SI definition of the unit is standard.

      # Standard industry practice in RAM and ROM manufacture has been to use the Mb abbreviation in reference to the binary interpretation of the megabit. For example, a single discrete DDR3 chip specified at 512 Mb invariably contains 229 bits = 536870912bits = 512 Mibit of storage,[3] or 671088648-bit bytes, variously referred to as either 64 mebibytes or 64 (binary) megabytes.

      Just like megabytes, this is yet another prefix that gets used differently depending on context and can confuse people. The Wikipedia article even has references if you really feel like having an attention span past the first paragraph of an article today.

    3. Re:"Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1

      This post is about Internet connection speeds, and as the linked article states:

      # In Telecommunications, use of the correct SI definition of the unit is standard.

      Therefore network connections are rated as you wrote in your first post.
      So what exactly were you trying to say, except stating the obvious?

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    4. Re:"Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      That some people may think their connection is slower than it "should be" because they're doing the calculations based on the binary system rather than SI. Just like how you plug in a 1.5T disk and it shows up as "1.4T" or "1.3T" in some OSes, because the OS is measuring the HD capacity in 1024-based units whereas the manufacturer used 1000-based units.

    5. Re:"Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1

      In my experience people think their connection is slower because browsers display download speed as kiloBYTES/sec.

      It is really "fun" when both the prefix and the unit are ambiguous.

      PS:
      AFAIK HDDs were originally measured by how many 8-bit ASCII characters they could store. So a 1 MB drive was advertised as "able to store 1 million characters".

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    6. Re:"Speeds up to ten megabits per second..." by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      True. And the average person probably doesn't understand that unit abbreviations are case-sensitive: "MB/s" and "Mb/s" are two very different things. Of course, plenty of pieces of software screw this up, especially with respect to using a lowecase k for "kilo-", and "MBPS" for "megabits per second," used in documents, advertising materials, &c., is rather common.

  57. Re:Wait by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    Weird. I've had their DSL before, I've had issues with their billing, but the actual DSL service/support in my area was excellent.

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  58. U.S. Getting Screwed by StormReaver · · Score: 2

    I recently watched a PBS special about broadband, which indicated the UK's system is setup so that most households have a choice of multiple broadband providers, where high speed starts in at least 2-digit megabits per second, and the monthly cost is almost trivially low (I forgot the actual costs that were mentioned).

    Although the lines are owned primarily by an oligopoly of companies (AT&T, Verizon, and British Telecom were the three mentioned), they are required by law to lease the lines to competitors. Not only that, but Verizon, AT&T, and BT all wholeheartedly endorse the the concept of being required to lease their lines to competitors. Spokespeople for those companies all said that the required competition kept them working to improve their respective services.

    The special also said that the companies are investing in massive new outlays of fiber optics across the country so that even very remote and sparsely populated outlying areas get fast Internet.

    Now shift to the U.S., where Verizon and AT&T are fighting tooth and nail against regulations that would provide the same level of service and network expansion going on in the UK, and where 3mb DSL is considered high speed (by AT&T).

    It just drove home how royally screwed we are in the U.S.

    1. Re:U.S. Getting Screwed by pumpkin2146 · · Score: 1

      This isn't true. I work in the UK ISP industry, and the reality of the UK world is you have basically got two access options :-

      1.) You access via a copper line (a traditional phoneline). Phonelines are owned by BT Openreach, who run the infrastructure, and who are forced by the regulator to lease the lines to ISP's.

      a.) If you live in a rather densely populated part of the country, you will have access to multiple LLU (local loop unbundled) providers. These are ISP's who have put equipment in the old BT exchanges (Central Offices in US telco speak). The provider then handles your internet from that point on.

      b.) If you live in a less dense population area, you will not have that option. You will instead get your data via an ISP who BT Wholesale access to the internet from. Multiple options exist for these ISP's, but BT charge a lot more for this service than it costs an LLU provider to deliver. Of course LLU has startup costs that Wholesale doesn't, but generally you get a worse service in Wholesale land.

      c.) BT Openreach are starting a FTTC (Fibre to the Cabinet) deployment, which is putting VDSL capable DSLAM's in the little green boxes you find on the streets. This gives a much shorter DSL line. BT Openreach are either providing this as a wholesale service, or they are providing an ethernet handoff to an LLU provider in the exchange. Either way, no provider is "unbundling" individual cabs yet, and the customer numbers and economics make it very unlikely that will ever make sense.

      2.) Virgin Media Cable.

      Realistically, the UK only has one cable provider, and that is Virgin Media.

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      Most LLU providers sell an effectively unlimted broadband service. Sky do for £7.50 if you are taking another Sky service, and the other LLU providers have a hardly enforced fair use policy.

      This isn't so true on the Wholesale services. Most have caps, or traffic management, or some other impact on your service. The economics of the wholesale deal basically mean an ISP would lose money on every broadband customer if it didn't do this, or would have to charge prices so high the market wouldn't really bare it. Remember while people that read slashdot care a lot about internet connections, most people don't. Some more geek friendly ISP's, like A&A exist, who provide a pretty good "straight dope" on what they are doing with your connection.

      Virgin have a constantly changing traffic management policy, but generally packetshape hard in peak hours on the cheaper packages, but have very little traffic shaping out of peak hours, or on the more expensive and faster services.

      ---

      Finally, remember BT aren't JUST a infrastructure company. They have BT Retail and BT Buisness arms as well, which will actually sell you a DSL line or whatever. They buy this from BT Openreach or BT Wholesale just like other providers (at least in theory - the industry doesn't think the Chinese walls between the parts are that tight).

      The reality of the UK Internet, is it doesn't have the headline speeds of places like Sweden or South Korea, but almost everyone (not quite, but close) gets at least some form of broadband. Unless you live in the middle of literal nowhere, you most likely at least have some form of ADSL.

    2. Re:U.S. Getting Screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T is in the UK?

    3. Re:U.S. Getting Screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the original thread - my 1 Mb / 384 Kb DSL (it's very cheap - just $20/month, which is cheaper than dial up given I can have a dry loop and not have to actually pay for a dial tone) is, with almost no exceptions at all, 1 Mb / 384Kb. In two and a half years it's been slower than that by any significant margin (e.g. less than 90 KB/sec transfers) only 3 times that I'm aware of. And trust me, at 1 Mb, you notice when it's slower than normal. :)

      And my provider is not one of the best: Frontier. (It was an old Verizon account, and was full speed under them as well).

      My previous DSL (3/1) was also consistently 3/1. We built a house a bit farther away and can't quite get 3/1 now, but honestly, it's fast enough until my kids get old enough that we want to stream *2* netflix at a time. :)

         

    4. Re:U.S. Getting Screwed by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      This isn't true. I work in the UK ISP industry, and the reality of the UK world is you have basically got two access options

      Thanks for the explanation. I actually feel better knowing that UK customers are just as screwed as US customers.

    5. Re:U.S. Getting Screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK, almost every fixed line broadband provider is ADSL, so is limited by the line quality/length to the local exchange. For example, I could sign up for an 'up to 24Mbps' connection, but my line quality is so poor that it can barely sustain a connection at 256k, even though I'm only 2 miles from the local exchange.

  59. Overheard at the White House by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

    You're tanking in the polls. The Republicans hate you because you are not a Republican. The Tea Party hates you because you are not white enough. The progressives hate you because you've betrayed all of your campaign promises to them. The whole country hates you because the economy is tanking due to your collusion with the Republicans to transfer even more wealth to the corporate elite.

    If you want any hope of re-election we have to throw the progressives a bone. You have got to make it look like you are fighting against your corporate sponsors without actually causing them any damage.

    I've got it! ISP rates have barely dropped in 15 years yet the bandwidth they provide hasn't increased at all. Surely Moore's Law has dropped some of their costs substantially. Let's pretend to stand up for consumer rights by forcing our telco sponsors to make small increases in the bandwidth they provide. That won't cost the telcos a dime, yet it should make us look like we're anti-corporate.

    Make it so.

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  60. I participated in this study by dave562 · · Score: 1

    I guess my submission was not significantly negative enough to make it through the moderator filter. I was surprised to see that the large majority of the ISPs are able to give 90% of their advertised rate during peak times. I'm with Charter and despite being on their lowest tier, I get close to 20Mb on a regular basis.

    As much as people like to bitch and moan on here, I think you're all a bunch of babies. Mod me flamebait all you want. If you're getting more than 15Mb and still whining about it not being fast enough, you need to get a life. Go outside.

    The real story is that ISPs who are selling internet service with speeds "up to" are getting 90% of those speeds nearly 100% of the time. If you want a guaranteed rate, pay for a dedicated circuit. Otherwise, STFU and admit that the speeds really are there.

    For those who don't want to read the article or haven't seen the actual results, the only ISP who exceeded their advertised rates is Verizon with their FiOS service. Everyone else comes up short.

  61. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Where did you find information that the FCC let the ISPs know which subscribers are participating? I also took part in the study and I was expecting that sort of thing to happen, but I never saw anything to confirm it.

  62. Re:Wait by gorzek · · Score: 1

    I had Comcast once upon a time. They were absolutely awful. Service was too expensive and pathetically unreliable. Customer support was utterly unhelpful.

    In closing, fuck Comcast.

  63. ISP speed test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm finding that they're monkeying with what the term broadband / Internet access means.
    Example : I pay for 12mb down and consistently test out for 7 to 9, ( dsl reports speed checks to Chicago)
    There happens to be an ISP the next town over from me who has a speedtest page ( 15 miles or less away)
    I get the same 7-9 rating.
    Call up my ISP, and their speedtest page (3 towns over, 25-35 miles) returns 10-11mbps

    Calling them on this led to the discussions on what the definitions of Internet access is,
    Things outside the ISP network ( you know, google, everything) seem to be loosely connected and not part of any speed requirements my ISP guarantees me. I got the impression they could go down to dial up access and still claim hi speed as an offering. I think this is the new bottlenecks in speed, between ISPs and the rest of the world.

    The interesting thing was they hint around asking us to request the service providers colo ate to provide faster access, basically so they can charge them as well as us.

  64. us and canada by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    they should check the ones that get hit the most by hiked prices...the us and canada....where they pay the most for the least....it might lead to class action lawsuits by the "people" and lead to a better regulated industry. I sure hope that someone picks up this mantle...

  65. FCC says ISPs not doing as advertised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DUH!

    I and I think the rest of you in here have noticed this years ago. It just shows that the FCC is either Ignorant, or Arrogant. I'm not sure which.

  66. frontier does meet advertised, apparently by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Frontier bought the local fiber from Verizon... oh, a year ago I think. I regularly test upload/download speeds and it's always been slightly more (approx 5%) than advertised. With Verizon, and before that Comcast, I would periodically (every one to three months) see download speed drop to a lower tier. (Measured consistently from several tries.) A call to the ISP, they "re-provision" my line and my speed would return. I suspect that this isn't an accident. Enough people wouldn't notice a speed decrease that it's in the company's best interest not to pursue these "mistakes" too enthusiastically.

    But as I said, haven't seen this from Frontier, yet. (Just measured last Wednesday.)

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    1. Re:frontier does meet advertised, apparently by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      What I wrote wasn't clear. "slightly more (approx 5%) than advertised" means that although I'm paying for 20M, (fiber) I'm actually measuring a little over 21 Mb/sec.

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  67. Citation by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    The Democratic administration just promulgated proposed rules that would have a small farmer lose his farm if he's ever caught taking a pee on the side of the road.

    Citation most definitely needed.

    1. Re:Citation by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      see cousin node.

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  68. Re:Wait by gorzek · · Score: 1

    I have Verizon FiOS, the 15/5 plan. It's not bad--and cheaper than DSL since I signed up with a promotional price. I have noticed the throughput goes up and down throughout the day for no apparent reason. When I run speed tests it always confirms the 15/5 speed, but "real world" conditions will have downloads vary in speed. For instance, I've had things downloading via Steam that were just blazing fast at first, then slowed down halfway through to a trickle (almost dial-up speed), then ramped up again later. Up and down, up and down. Don't know if this is a congestion issue or what. I've never had the connection actually drop in any way. I couldn't say the same for my DSL, which dropped all the damn time. It just seems to slow down sometimes.

  69. Speed tests and advertised connection speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a large city in the North East of the US and get my Internet through Comcast. I recently downgraded from a 25 Mb/s line to a 17 Mb/s because my 9-month introductory rate came to an end. I figured this wouldn't be a big deal because I don't do intense downloading (aside form the occasional Steam game) and merely use my connection for playing Counter-Strike 1.6 and web browsing.

    Well, after the switch my Counter-Strike pings jumped from 20-30 to 50-60 and I have never been able to download a file at over 1.5 Mb/s.

    Couple Questions:
    1) Am I mistaken in thinking that bandwidth should share no relationship with ping time to servers?
    2) Why when I run speedtests do I consistently score download speeds that are anywhere from 10-15 times faster than the rate at which I ever see myself download a file? Is this simply the servers I'm accessing limiting their upload rate?

  70. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.5MB is the advertised rate...

  71. UK only hitting 45% of the advertised speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amercians should get down on their knees and thank god that they are not in Europe.

    UK's regulator, Ofcom, did the same test as FCC --- and found that the actual speed is only 45% of the advertised speed.

    http://media.ofcom.org.uk/2011/03/02/average-broadband-speed-is-still-less-than-half-advertised-speed/

    Americans got 90% of their advertised speed, Brits got 45% of their advertised speed.

    1. Re:UK only hitting 45% of the advertised speed by spazdor · · Score: 1

      UK != Europe, FYI.

      The bandwidth situation in, say, Scandinavia is actually shockingly good. But if I recall correctly, British Telecom was still charging by the minute for local phone calls a good 10 or 15 years after doing so became unfashionable in the rest of the developed world.

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    2. Re:UK only hitting 45% of the advertised speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scandinavia has always been the anomaly because they have very concentrated population density.

      You just have to wire the capital city (which is often under 2 million population, very smallish in comparison to American cities) and you basically hit 25%-33% of the whole nation.

      Not that hard to accomplish at all.

  72. Tell US Something We Don't Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OLD NEWS!.... We already know the ISP's are not delivering any where near what is claimed. They ALL have contracts that have vague legalese claiming regardless of what you pay there is NO Guarantee of speed.

    Nothings changed since the Bells and Cable companies started offering "High Speed Internet"

    I Want to know what the FCC will do about the results. Will they create new rules?, Hold ISP's to the same standards of advertising and service as other types of service providers?

    Tell me something useful and NEWS WORTHY!

  73. Re:Wait by malhombre · · Score: 1

    I got outed reading your post

    FTFY

  74. Crap. Utter Crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took them a whole year to figure this out? Does anyone remember when they used to advertise unlimited BW? Crap. Its all crap.

  75. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Time Warner user here too, and in the study. I saw the same thing. My speed suddenly was amazing. Before I could Netflix a movie and maybe browse a few sites before things got choppy. This last weekend I Netflixed, browsed Facebook and Google+, and was connected to my VPN while my wife used her computer and we did not even notice a change.

    Morale... looks like we will all have to become members of the SamKnows field study.

  76. Re:Wait by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    I've also had problems with Steam, but I think that some of that is from the Steam end. The only reason I say that is because I'll never have any bandwidth problems with something like BT.

  77. the key words... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

    This article is about advertised speeds. I have FiOS 35/35 and get about 30/40-42. I am having a hard time with this article because if anyone has ever seen a commercial or even RTFContract of their ISP it has two key words..."UP TO." Hearing this in the commercial "with speeds up to 5Mb..." ISPs don't promise or guarantee you speeds as they simply can't do that. Since you are not going to get a perfect connection everywhere, bad area(old lines, etc), a place with lots of users, etc. then you would not get those advertised speeds and this is why they add those two words. I know from the article that FCC is going after advertised speeds, but with the two key words of UP TO, can they really say anything at all? Granted, if the ISP was offering 5Mb and was purposely slowing it down to 1Mb, I see that as a call for alarm, but it does not state that in the article.

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    1. Re:the key words... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Tell you what: take the pricing section of your ISP contract and amend it, promising to pay "up to" $45/month or whatever it is.

      Best-effort payment for a best-effort service. Fair, right?

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    2. Re:the key words... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      Think about this: You willingly agree to pay 45$/mo for your internet KNOWING you might get full advertised speed or not. It's not the fault of the ISP that the consumer is dumb enough to pay for what they can't always provide and what is worse is that most people don't even know what they are paying for. This is why they use the "up to" disclaimer. If I am willing to pay 45$/mo for my 5Mb connection and only getting 1Mb, then I would be the dumb ass if I continued to pay for it.

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  78. In other news... by Yamioni · · Score: 1

    In other news, Enzyte doesn't actually make your dick bigger. Story at 11.

    Seriously, who is surprised by this? Having no legal repercussions for false advertising sure makes for a lot of fucked over consumers. Vote with your wallet my ass, the pricks already took my money by lying to me, they'll just lie to someone else to keep their business afloat. It's high time these companies start getting dissolved, with their top execs getting federal PMITA prison time for pulling shit like this.

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  79. Re:Wait by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    I've had a Cox Business connection to my house for years now.

    I gotta say I'm quite happy with it....about 99% or so uptimes for me, and when I have had need of services...they are quite prompt to help me, usually right on the call I make but on a rare occasion, called, left a msg and they got back to me in less than 30 min.

    One night I called and my connection went down...they had someone out there with a truck to fix the lines at the pole somewhere around 11:30pm...I'd called them about 10pm....

    I must say, I'm quite happy.

    I only pay $70/mo....no caps, I can run servers, and get good service. I get about 15 down and often times about 9-10 up.....

    --
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  80. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in the same study, and also a Time Warner customer, but in Wisconsin. Advertised speed of 30MB speeds down rarely exceed 20, and usually burst to 20 for 10 seconds, then slow to below 5-6. Upload has never exceeded 1MB, even though I'm supposed to have 3MB. I truthfully never torrent files, and the most sustained use of my connection is watching 1-2 netflix movies per week.

    While I'm in a FIOS area from a competitor, the advertised speeds on that are even lower, and at a higher cost. No one I know who has FIOS is happy with it, around here.

    This is as fast as it gets: http://www.speedtest.net/result/1415912836.png
    and this is typical of extreme slowdowns, and busy evenings: http://www.speedtest.net/result/1415691335.png

    Modem signal to the ISP is lost 1-2 times weekly, for anywhere from 1-8 hours. This is an improvement from what it used to be, but overall I'm not a fan of Time Warner because of this.

  81. AT&T Uverse DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, they hit their advertised speeds normally but that's when their connections are stable, which is not common. They're typically weak, drop and are unreli................NO CONNECTION.

  82. What!? by ShooterMcGavin · · Score: 1

    That 10% is wasted Call of Duty potential! I'm 10% (or more) better than you see me play online! I promise! Quit holding me back bandwidth!!!

  83. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by adolf · · Score: 1

    Another single data point:

    I can watch a couple of Netflix streams on different devices, load up on torrents, goof off with Youtube, SSH into a remote *nix box, and web browse at the same time as my wife plays WoW, regardless of time of day.

    All on a single consumer-grade VDSL loop that is about 300 feet beyond spec and consists partly of lead-sheathed cable that dates back to the infancy of the PSTN. And I wasn't even part of the study!

    That folks seem to think this is an unusual level of performance is pretty disturbing.

  84. The FCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really great. Keep it up.good posting.
    CAR LEASING

  85. Why was my post "modded down"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was meant for the "general good". I'd like a technical justification offered @ least on WHY it was 'downward modded' (thanks).

    * The "general good" being information on HOW TO GET MORE OUT OF WHAT YOU YOURSELVES PAY FOR IN ONLINE BANDWIDTH & SPEED (as well as added security + even "anonymity" to an extent vs. DNS Tracking Logs & beating possibly unjust DNSBL's also)

    APK

    P.S.=> Of course, there are those who don't WANT others to KNOW about that information I posted as well (advertisers online, malware makers, & possibly even governments of the world in some cases)!

    And, yes: I've also made my share of enemies out there online as well (dolts I've floored on technical issues & they're obviously still "stinging" from the "bitter taste of defeat" @ having to eat their own erroneous words flavored with it, lol, @ MY hands)!

    However? Well, so far here?? That's just speculation!

    However - IF I don't get a SOLID explain on the downmod AS WELL AS A DISPROVAL OF THE POINTS I MADE IN MY POST THAT WAS DOWN-MODDED???

    Then, I can only assume I am 100% correct (on my "speculations" above)...

    ... apk

    1. Re:Why was my post "modded down"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off, troll.

  86. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by adolf · · Score: 1

    Have you even bothered to complain?

    When I last had Road Runner, I had dropouts regularly whenever things were wet. I called, complained, and 2 minutes later had an appointment for a tech to show up and fix things during the next day.

    The tech apparently did show up (he never rang the doorbell), and apparently did fix things, because after that everything was golden.

    Protip: Your ISP won't fix your connection problems if you don't tell them that you have them. (Whether they should fix them on their own, without prompting, is another discussion.)

  87. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by adolf · · Score: 1

    Where did you find information that the FCC let the ISPs know which subscribers are participating? I also took part in the study and I was expecting that sort of thing to happen, but I never saw anything to confirm it.

    I'd like to know this as well.

    (The story has scrolled down far enough that neither of us are likely to get a useful response, but I figure it's worth a shot.)

  88. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by quixote9 · · Score: 1

    It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure it was in one of their reports on the FCC web site, buried in the interminable methodology section. I'll try to find the time to get the link.

  89. An application of "ReVeRsE-PsYcHoLoGy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ".llort ,ffo kcuF" - by Anonymous Coward ANOTHER "ne'er-do-well" /. OFF-TOPIC TROLL on Sunday July 10, @06:32AM (#36710070)

    "???"

    Uhm... Could we get a translation of that off-topic "troll-speak/trolllanguage" of yours, please?

    * And, you're an off-topic troll - no questions asked...SEE MY SUBJECT LINE ABOVE!

    APK

    P.S.=> Yes, it must have just have been another off-topic done nothing of significance with his life troll spewing his off-topic b.s. again & not contributing to the ongoing conversations. Oh well - No biggie!

    ("ReVeRsE-PsYcHoLoGy", for trolls - Courtesy of this code by "yours truly" in less than 1 second flat):

    ---

    #TrollTalkComReversePsychologyKiller.py (Ver #2 by APK)

    def reverse(s):
        try:
            trollstring = ""
            for apksays in s:
            trollstring = apksays + trollstring
        except:
            print("error/abend in reverse function")
        return trollstring

    s = ""
    print reverse(s)

    try:
      s = "Insert whatever 'trollspeak/trolllanguage' gibberish occurs here..."
      s = reverse(s)
      print(s)
    except Exception as e:
      print(e)

    ---

    ... apk

    1. Re:An application of "ReVeRsE-PsYcHoLoGy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fail code is fail, it prints "...ereh srucco hsirebbig 'egaugnalllort/kaepsllort' revetahw tresnI" every time. Maybe with some modification someone could make that into a working script. Not bad for a pseudo-code example, script-kiddie, but I suggest you learn some more I/O and come up with something that doesn't require source code modification every time you run it, and then you can come and play in the "big leagues" with us around here.

  90. Re:Wait by mldi · · Score: 1

    I have the same. Except here I pay $104/mo. And that's only because I opt to keep renewing my contract from 5 years ago (otherwise it'd be $160). Speeds during the day (until around 10pm) are anywhere from 30-70% advertised speed. I know, quite a range there. At night I'll top it out most of the time.

    I wouldn't have a business account, but they do shit like block your ports "for your own safety" unless you're willing to fork over literally twice as much or more for the same damn connection with open ports, and the possibility to pay for a static IP.

    What bullshit is that!? On the other hand, I'm confident I'll stay mostly clear of their abuses of consumer plan customers (caps, throttling, non-hijacked DNS results, etc). In other words, I have to pay double to get the internet connection I should be getting in the first place. UGH.

    --
    If you aren't suspicious of your government's actions, you aren't doing your job as a responsible citizen.
  91. You ran my TEMPLATE troll (you messed up) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The code works exactly as it should, & did, here -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37107532

    With a result of:

    ".llort ,ffo kcuF"

    Reversing your trollspeak/trollanguage you spoke, here:

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37107288

    APK

    P.S.=> Better luck next time, troll, because MY work? Works perfectly!

    I.E.-> What I posted was its template (here again below, for your reference) which you ran to check, but you did not insert your ORIGINAL "TROLLSPEAK/TROLLANGUAGE" PROFANITY INTO... lol, your mistake!

    ("ReVeRsE-PsYcHoLoGy", for trolls - Courtesy of this code by "yours truly" in less than 1 second flat):

    ---

    #TrollTalkComReversePsychologyKiller.py (Ver #2 by APK)

    def reverse(s):
        try:
            trollstring = ""
            for apksays in s:
            trollstring = apksays + trollstring
        except:
            print("error/abend in reverse function")
        return trollstring

    s = ""
    print reverse(s)

    try:
      s = "Insert whatever 'trollspeak/trolllanguage' gibberish occurs here..."
      s = reverse(s)
      print(s)
    except Exception as e:
      print(e)

    ---

    ... apk

    1. Re:You ran my TEMPLATE troll (you messed up) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. That is not a Python Template. I suggest you educate yourself on Python Templates here: http://jtauber.com/2006/05/templates.html and not make luser n00b mistakes like that in the future, it's downright embarrassing.

      Then learn some more I/O and come up with a script that doesn't require source-code modification on each run, instead of the pseudocode nonsense that you posted, which "can be reduced to one line of code which is incorrect", as the saying goes (since a single print statement would have done exactly the same thing). The program you posted was no more useful than "hello world", but at least "hello world" does what it purports to do (unlike your program).

      And THEN I suggest learning a REAL programming language, instead of toy languages like Python, VB, and Delphi. Those are languages for babies to learn on.

      In short, come back when you're not just a script-kiddie.

  92. Re:Wait by teflaime · · Score: 1

    We can't FIOS in central Illinois. Actually, we can't get Verizon anymore - they sold all their phone and internet accounts in the area to Frontier (which has developed an abysmal reputation for their DSL, which is slower than advertised (and it's only advertised at the 700kb level) and has been unavailable more than 10 days last year in some parts of town. Which, to my mind, is absolutely awful. Comcast is better than Frontier, which is the only reason I have it.

  93. Hey stupid - That's MY template, NOT a python one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Template as in "base model" I simply used to do what I call "ReVeRsE-PsyChoLoGy" on your profanity with (& there's no doubt you resorted to profanity as trolls often do, illogical adhominem attack style that it is)... see this definition here & the pertinent quote to reinforce it to you:

    http://searchsoa.techtarget.com/definition/template

    "A document in which the standard opening and closing parts are already filled in is a template that you can copy and then fill in the variable parts."

    * So, do YOU get it now, thick-skull? I still invite you to disprove my original post you used an adhominem illogical attack against saying "Fuck off troll" to me in... disprove its points.... you CAN'T, you KNOW IT, & I know it.

    APK

    P.S.=> Because that's EXACTLY what I did to your profanity, putting it in the string portion to be reversed (your trollspeak/trollanguage, here -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37107532 and YES, IT WORKED, PERFECTLY, despite your b.s. mistake it did not... lol! )...

    ... apk

  94. I program in 12++ languages also fool... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AND, when you can show YOU have done more & to better acclaim than I can & HAVE from my only PARTIAL LIST of some "favorites" of mine below in my "p.s." section (which I did I suspect while YOU WERE STILL IN DIAPERS) in the art & science of computing?

    THEN, & only then, you can talk like this to myself:

    "And THEN I suggest learning a REAL programming language, instead of toy languages like Python, VB, and Delphi. Those are languages for babies to learn on. In short, come back when you're not just a script-kiddie." - by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 17, @01:33PM (#37121074)

    Oh, really? I also program quite fluently in:

    ---

    1.) Assembly
    2.) C
    3.) C++
    4.) FORTRAN
    5.) COBOL
    6.) RPG
    7.) BASIC (many 'dialects')
    8.) PASCAL (including ADA & Delphi's Object Pascal)
    9.) .NET (various 'dialects' in it (ASP.NET, VB.NET, C#))
    10.) JAVA
    11.) PyThon
    12.) As well as numerous various scripting languages for automation on various Operating Systems... & more.

    ---

    This takes the cake from YOU though:

    "The program you posted was no more useful than "hello world", but at least "hello world" does what it purports to do (unlike your program)." - by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 17, @01:33PM (#37121074)

    Hmmm, I thought you said MY template I use for "ReVeRsE-PsyChoLoGy" vs. profanity spewing off topic trolls like yourself didn't work?

    FUNNY - IT seems to have reversed your profanity JUST FINE, in your illogical adhominem attack here:

    ".llort ,ffo kcuF" - by Anonymous Coward ANOTHER "ne'er-do-well" /. OFF-TOPIC TROLL on Tuesday August 16, @11:05AM (#37107288)

    FROM:

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37107532

    So... that all "said & aside", making you out to be the FOOL yet again, just "too, Too, TOO EASILY" (as is my usual vs. off topic adhominem attack utilizing "ne'er-do-well" trolls like yourself online)?

    * AGAIN - CAN YOU SHOW THE SAME or better yet, BETTER, IN THAT YOU'VE DONE MORE, EARLIER, & TO BETTER ACCLAIM IN THIS FIELD THAN I HAVE (Again, while you were still in diapers I wager)... ?

    APK

    P.S.=> FOR YOUR REFERENCE (only a small partial list of my favs from nearly a decade back, I can produce many more as well easily):

    "My Name is Ozymandias: King of Kings - Look upon my works, ye mighty, & DESPAIR..."

    ----

    Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

    (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row 2000-2002, in its HARDEST CATEGORY: SQLServer Performance Enhancement).

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 issue, pg. 54 (PC ware mag from Spain), 2001 my work is there, first one featured, yet again!

    Also, a British PC Mag in 2002 for many utilities I wrote, saw it @ BORDERS BOOKS but didn't buy it... by that point, I had moved onto other areas in this field besides cod

  95. Re:Hey stupid - That's MY template, NOT a python o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, since we're redefining well-known technical words like "template" in their generic senses, your program STILL doesn't work. My Python completely ignored the script and attacked the juicy mouse in its cage instead. It did shit all over its cage, so I guess that's the output. Typical, too... "garbage in garbage out". Your shitty code produced shitty output. Literal shit. In case you didn't catch that, see this definition here & I'm sure you don't need any pertinent quotes:

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/python

    By the way, I could do that lame string reversal in a single line of Javascript, so again: nothing more than a lame attempt at some pseudo-code by a luser script-kiddie.

    P.S. I noticed you still haven't written a program that doesn't require SOURCE CODE MODIFICATION to actually work. Your program can STILL be reduced to a "single line of code which is incorrect".

    P.P.S. You can't program your way out of a wet paper bag, as proven by nothing more than "honorable mentions" for your programs - if you can call them that, even. Seems like most people think your programs are shit, or worse (malware) even. And your "credentials" are also shit. A few good reviews from newspapers or magazines that needed to fill pages aren't worth anything here in the real world. Even CyberDefender got a good review from USA Today, and it's basically a scam - overpriced and underpowered, and they use scare tactics to get you to buy it, telling you your computer is infected with a virus when it isn't (don't just take my word for it, search YouTube for "MyCleanPC" and there's lots of videos telling you how it's a scam).

  96. LOL, what I wrote works (all that matters) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AND, you certainly cannot show you've done more in computing than I have (while you were still in diapers, lol).

    "Your shitty code produced shitty output." - by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 18, @08:41AM (#37128238)

    It did EXACTLY what it was supposed to, and you KNOW IT (which was reverse YOUR "shitty output" in your illogical profanity off topic adhominem attack effete b.s. you tried to use... lol!).

    E.G.->

    ".llort ,ffo kcuF" - by Anonymous Coward ANOTHER "ne'er-do-well" /. OFF-TOPIC TROLL on Tuesday August 16, @11:05AM (#37107288)

    FROM:

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37107532

    OR DID YOU NOT DO THAT ADHOMINEM ATTACK ILLOGICAL & EFFETE B.S.? Sure you did... lol, to NO AVAIL!

    So... that all "said & aside", I am just making you out to be the FOOL yet again, just "too, Too, TOO EASILY" (as is my usual vs. off topic adhominem attack utilizing "ne'er-do-well" trolls like yourself online).

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "By the way, I could do that lame string reversal in a single line of Javascript, so again: nothing more than a lame attempt at some pseudo-code by a luser script-kiddie." - by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 18, @08:41AM (#37128238)

    BUT, my original WORKS (and you messed up large saying it didn't... lmao!), AND, by the way - I can write it in a SINGLE LINE of Python if I chose to, ala:

    print "By the way, I could do that lame string reversal in a single line of Javascript, so again: nothing more than a lame attempt at some pseudo-code by a luser script-kiddie."[::-1]

    That'll do what I did in a single line too, but it lacks error handling!

    (Sure, I could wrap it in a try except using either structured error handling built into Python, OR, do a "custom" one as I did in the reverse function I did earlier too - only it wouldn't be a SINGLE LINE OF CODE anymore, but safer... as all my code always is, errtrapped to the max as always!).

    * So, please - Don't even TRY to "match wits" with me, you don't have the intellect OR the accomplishments in Computer Science to do so!

    E.G.->

    "You can't program your way out of a wet paper bag, as proven by nothing more than "honorable mentions" for your programs" - by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 18, @08:41AM (#37128238)

    Ok then: Againl - Where is your list of accomplishments vs. that FRACTIONAL/PARTIAL list of mine I put out here:

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37122582

    hmmm? You're a LOT OF TALK/HOT-AIR, but no substance as usual, & full of errors saying my code for "ReVeRsE-PsyChoLoGy" which worked, didn't, & I have 2 ways I have already shown it works as well - so much for your talk, I produce results, whereas "the likes of trolling off topic adhominem attack utilizing dolt" in yourself? ZERO by comparison - you're pitiful, & you make ME laugh...

    ... apk

  97. IT DOESN'T WORK - I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Python only created a cage full of shit when I fed it your code.

    BUT, my original WORKS (and you messed up large saying it didn't... lmao!), AND, by the way - I can write it in a SINGLE LINE of Python if I chose to, ala:

    print "By the way, I could do that lame string reversal in a single line of Javascript, so again: nothing more than a lame attempt at some pseudo-code by a luser script-kiddie."[::-1]

    Oh, so now you plagiarize that from the person who posted that last time you bragged about your 1337 programming skillz? I don't see you giving them any credit for their work. I specifically remember that someone else posted that trick. Don't even try to deny it, you lying sack of shit, because you never came up with it on your own. You're nothing but a script-kiddie AND a plagiarist on top of it.

    Where is your list of accomplishments vs. that FRACTIONAL/PARTIAL list of mine I put out here:

    As I said: CyberDefender got good reviews from USA Today (and some other paper too, I don't remember what). And it's a piece of crapware/scareware/scamware. Your so-called "accomplishments" don't prove that you're any better.

    1. Re:IT DOESN'T WORK - I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proves U can't code. Project much on plagiarizing there? U can't disprove what apk wrote on HOSTS files in the 1st place, UR off topic, U swore and use adhominem attack illogic, U *remember* others doing apk's second method. Show proof. Print reverse is a technique in python many use. It comes as part of built in functions in Python. It's as apk said that it's not really writing anything, just using a print statement. U Fail mostly in that U can't show us you have done anything ever in computers yourself big talker and that you can't disprove apk's initial post on hosts files. U show us all that U FAIL.

  98. Print method's std technique, & what've U done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AND, it's not really "writing anything" either - it's merely using a native print function! That "technique" can be found in any Python help page online in fact... & it IS a valid "2nd way" of doing it - problem is, again, that "doing it in 1 line" provides NO PROTECTION vs. abends/errors, so you SHOULD (rather must if you're smart) "Try-Except" wrap it just as I noted.

    IF my code didn't work, you may be using a diff. version of Python (I use 2.7... there CAN be problems IF you're using 3.x series, I avoid it (heard it's still "1/2 baked"))

    APK

    P.S.=> Funny, but my work's done well @ the likes of Microsoft Tech Ed, 2 yrs. in a row, in the HARDEST CATEGORY THERE: SQLServer Performance Enhancement & IS PART OF A COMMERCIAL PRODUCT LINE FROM A MICROSOFT CERTIFIED PARTNER TOO - how about you?

    (AND, that's just a "single example thereof" of mine too... Plus, I have tons of others out there online too, I just didn't post them)...

    BOTTOM-LINE HERE THOUGH, IS THIS, & WHY YOU "FAIL": YOU KEEP AVOIDING SHOWING US YOU'VE ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING NOTED WELL... why's that?

    LMAO - we KNOW why (you haven't done squat, & you KNOW IT, I know it, & everyone else reading here by now does as well)

    ... apk

  99. Re:I'm in that FCC study, and here's what happened by adolf · · Score: 1

    It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't in one of their reports on the FCC web site, buried in the interminable methodology section. I'll try to find the time to not get the link to the data which doesn't exist.

  100. tests of a year-long study ? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    i could have told you for free years ago that about 90% of the time my isp delivers only half the speed it advertises ... when using wifi it never hits above half really, not that i've seen except for an occasional spike perhaps ... helpdesk even admitted it once, the guy said that was 'normal' ... when i asked if they would cut my bill in half since that seemed the 'normal' thing to i didnt get a real clear answer. Atm they're facing a lawsuit, which is nice, but is way too late, there's just not enough competition or else they just sit around the table and divide the pie evenly, what do the yokels know ...

    --
    Free speech was meant to be free for all... how can anyone grow up in a nanny state ?
  101. Seemed to work for you before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here, except you only printed MY TEMPLATE http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2380246&cid=37108000 instead of reversing your own profanity (which is, after all, what that code's ALL ABOUT in MY template & why I call it "ReVeRsE-PsyChoLoGy").

    * Thus? Well, as-per-your-usual?? You FAIL, as per YOUR usual, AC troll - & on ALL FRONTS here now this time!

    ( & you're TRULY an "anonymous coward" as well - I'd hate to be you, but small wonder you post totally anonymously, since you screwup so much vs. myself, everytime, lmao...)

    APK

    P.S.=> Like I said before, you might be using PyThon 3.x instead of the 2.7x version I use (there's diff.'s between them), HOWEVER?

    Well - Since you ran MY TEMPLATE before, & YES IT WORKED FOR YOU (because you reversed what's in it by default)?

    You're simply proving YOU ARE FULL OF IT, & this all proves it... just "too, Too, TOO EASILY"...

    ... apk