Soyuz Capsule Return Marred By Mystery Communications Blackout
astroengine writes "An unexplained communications loss left flight controllers unable to speak with three space station crew returning to Earth over Kazakhstan during the last 15 minutes of their descent Thursday night. The first indication that the capsule survived its fiery plunge through the atmosphere was a series of beeps signaling components of the Soyuz had been jettisoned as planned. Later, ground controllers picked up signals that the Soyuz's parachutes had deployed, but it wasn't until a Russian recovery aircraft established two-way radio communications with the crew that flight controllers knew all was well."
A communications blackout can mean only one thing: invasion.
Wait, you're telling me that plunging through super-heated plasma at mach 17 for several minutes can cause communication problems? HOLY CRAP! :\
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arguably on-topic, for once.
All was well aboard the spacecraft as it began re-entry, until a mysterious communications black out. What happened to those astronauts during the 15 minutes no one could reach them and what role did aliens play?
That's the problem here. Had I been part of the ground crew, I would have certainly been worried.
They should make sure to check the crew's DNA very carefully and make sure they're still human. A lot of really bad things in the movies have started exactly like this.
Their radio broke. This isn't the first time that something has failed on a Soyuz capsule, and it won't be the last. Twice, the explosive bolts holding on the service module failed to fire. They had that 3rd stage failure a few months ago. They've had capsules land so far off course it has taken hours to get the helicopter there. And so on and so forth.
Do you know what all of these accidents have in common? They haven't lost a crewmember in 30 years...
Fifteen minutes is all they need to exchange the crew with synthetic replacements. Exact in every detail, but carrying alien nano technology designed to infiltrate our environment and self-replicate. Slowly they will replace every human cell with their own, right down to the human brain wherein every quanta of electrical activity will be recorded and measured, the data being fed back to the "central corpus" in real time. Alien intelligence analysts that operate outside of normal spacetime will pour through the otherwise arcane data, feeding back a master programming template to be overlayed into our minds to form a new emergent intelligence, one that is compatible with their physiology...
Maybe they should have tried switching to their auxiliary subspace transmitter. Radio? What's that?
Private space will solve all these problems AND colonize the galaxy! All that while running out of oil! Oh joy!
In other news, my LightSquared broadband is working great!
Call me a conspiracy theorist if you must but, I'm getting the idea that there might be some interest in the US not relying upon Russia for crew transport... Russia's space tech might be a bit on the old side, but it has never been known to be unreliable. Now inside of a few short months they've been experiencing some pretty serious problems after going for so very long without any.
Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once
Proof that Richard Nixon was a Sirian fifth-columnist.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
So the crew was replacedhttp://science.slashdot.org/story/11/09/16/1558202/Soyuz-Capsule-Return-Marred-By-Mystery-Communications-Blackout# with alien drones, big deal.
Just another ignorant American.
Obviously the moon had something to do with this:
http://www.space.com/12981-nasa-photo-shows-moon-soyuz-space-capsule-landing.html
Better known as 318230.
"All was well" isn't accurate. At the very least, their communication systems were malfunctioning.
Well, it's obvious.. they were abducted by aliens.. and rejected..
Have you fscked your local propeller head today?