Soyuz Capsule Return Marred By Mystery Communications Blackout
astroengine writes "An unexplained communications loss left flight controllers unable to speak with three space station crew returning to Earth over Kazakhstan during the last 15 minutes of their descent Thursday night. The first indication that the capsule survived its fiery plunge through the atmosphere was a series of beeps signaling components of the Soyuz had been jettisoned as planned. Later, ground controllers picked up signals that the Soyuz's parachutes had deployed, but it wasn't until a Russian recovery aircraft established two-way radio communications with the crew that flight controllers knew all was well."
A communications blackout can mean only one thing: invasion.
Wait, you're telling me that plunging through super-heated plasma at mach 17 for several minutes can cause communication problems? HOLY CRAP! :\
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That's the problem here. Had I been part of the ground crew, I would have certainly been worried.
They should make sure to check the crew's DNA very carefully and make sure they're still human. A lot of really bad things in the movies have started exactly like this.
Their radio broke. This isn't the first time that something has failed on a Soyuz capsule, and it won't be the last. Twice, the explosive bolts holding on the service module failed to fire. They had that 3rd stage failure a few months ago. They've had capsules land so far off course it has taken hours to get the helicopter there. And so on and so forth.
Do you know what all of these accidents have in common? They haven't lost a crewmember in 30 years...
There is 15 minutes of silence recorded on all their recorders!!!!
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Maybe they should have tried switching to their auxiliary subspace transmitter. Radio? What's that?
That is interesting, isn't it?
In other news, my LightSquared broadband is working great!
Isn't this the beginning of one of the species movies?
APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
Call me a conspiracy theorist if you must but, I'm getting the idea that there might be some interest in the US not relying upon Russia for crew transport... Russia's space tech might be a bit on the old side, but it has never been known to be unreliable. Now inside of a few short months they've been experiencing some pretty serious problems after going for so very long without any.
Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once
Proof that Richard Nixon was a Sirian fifth-columnist.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
So the crew was replacedhttp://science.slashdot.org/story/11/09/16/1558202/Soyuz-Capsule-Return-Marred-By-Mystery-Communications-Blackout# with alien drones, big deal.
Just another ignorant American.
Obviously the moon had something to do with this:
http://www.space.com/12981-nasa-photo-shows-moon-soyuz-space-capsule-landing.html
Better known as 318230.
Indeed. Think Carl Sagan.
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
"There is 15 minutes of silence recorded on all their recorders!!!!"
There was 15 minutes of being out of communications.
There was 23 hours and 15 minutes of silence on their onboard recorders.
"All was well" isn't accurate. At the very least, their communication systems were malfunctioning.
Well, it's obvious.. they were abducted by aliens.. and rejected..
Have you fscked your local propeller head today?