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EA's New User Agreement Bans Lawsuits

An anonymous reader writes with this snippet: "Electronic Arts has updated its Terms of Service Agreement for the Origin platform. Following Sony's steps, and taking it even further, EA has added a new clause that prevents users from suing them in both class action and jury trial forms."

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  1. Suing a game manufacturer? by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Outside of the game causing your console to overheat and burn down your house, why would anyone sue a game manufacturer? Outside of the Atari 7800 Impossible Mission fiasco, I've never even been all that upset with a game.

    Am I missing something? I probably am, since I also miss why adults sink so much money into games. Don't you people have children? Don't you drink?

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    1. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry, let me add this: I'm not trolling, I really don't know - so if anyone can point me to something (outside of really obvious "your server got hacked and now all of Slouchistan is using my credit cards")

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    2. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Aladrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The whole credit card incident with Sony has already slipped your memory? Fraud of many sorts. Destruction of your personal property, both physical and electronic.

      There are plenty of reasons.

      If there weren't, why would they bother with this?

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    3. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by smaugy · · Score: 1

      Content triggering epilepsy. Virus or malware on the DVD. There are probably other scenarios.

    4. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This TOS is essentially for EA's equivelent of Steam.

      They obtain your personal and credit information for transactions.

      This clause ensures that, no matter how poorly they take care of your personal data, they cannot be sued in any real court.

    5. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Game companies take your money and provide a service. Transactions involving money go wrong once in a while.

      As for why adults play games? They're fun. You like fun right? No kids here, and plenty of booze. Makes for great gaming. Try it.

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    6. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outside of the game causing your console to overheat and burn down your house, why would anyone sue a game manufacturer?

      Considering the quality of EA's games I wouldn't be surprised if it upon installation crashes the HDD and trashes all that work you had done, effectively causing you a weeks worth of work in damage. (Since you take backups of important files on at least weekly basis.)

    7. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      Outside of the game causing your console to overheat and burn down your house, why would anyone sue a game manufacturer?

      Suppose a game manufacturer starts adding extra charges to your credit card? Or one of their third party partners. There's nothing stopping them from doing that now. They can bone you like they own you without fear of anyone holding them accountable until it gets so criminal the State Attorney General has to get involved.

      Click through EULA's have gotten entirely out of hand. There's no place to object to the terms or write in the margins, like you can on a real contract. Those margin notes have saved my financial butt many times.

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    8. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Game characters can have an awful lot of time and real money invested in them (buying special items with real $$$).

      If somebody hacks your account you can lose all that. ...or many other scenarios. Sorry to break the news but you don't have much imagination.

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    9. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I probably am, since I also miss why adults sink so much money into games.

      Hobbies aren't allowed!

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    10. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      It's for when EA's system gets hacked and everyone who orders Battlefield 3, Need For Speed and whatever else is coming out this fall that needs Origin and their (likely) security hole-riddden battlelog and racelog facebook-like systems get compromised.
       
      If the EULA wasn't going to cause a boatload of controversy, why did they bury the story in the trash by updating the EULA on a Friday afternoon? Journalists are hung over on saturday morning and the news releases for the weekend have already been mapped out through monday. Nerds will rage, but journalists will only skim Reddit over the weekend.

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    11. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Buy a game. It does not run. You can not return it because it is open. How about "Not suitable for it's intended purpose" or "warrant of merchantability." All you can sue for is damages or a multiple of damages, so from $50 to $150 only. Not worth the time, (and legal fees) unless you get a class together. Woops... No class action.

    12. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the replies - and, no, the Sony server hacks hadn't slipped my mind. They just don't apply to me. I'm not opposed to fun, I'm just not seeing how I could justify spending gobs of money on it (however, I suppose in a few more years my boys will be gaming and I'll have a reason) and so I don't really follow the scene.

      It had totally slipped my mind that online games charge monthly fees (I'm slow this morning).

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    13. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Gee! I thought EA had already figured out a way for Apple to accept the EULA! I almost felt happy for 5 seconds.

    14. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "This clause ensures that, no matter how poorly they take care of your personal data, they cannot be sued in any real court."

      I don't know the USA legal system but I suspect not even it will allow for free ride clausules in a contract you didn't have the abilitiy to negotiate. They can ask for your first-bron in their EULA but it won't make it any more sustainable in a trial.

      But, hey, they migth get with the real value of such clausules: making you, not being a lawyer, not considering even to sue because of it (kind of Dr No PR tactics).

    15. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Torinir · · Score: 2

      I think it has something to do with the debacle over Origin's data mining clause recently, and with it being on the heels of the Sony security breaches, bank on EA trying to cover their assets as much as possible.

    16. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by BlindMan101 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Everyone is speaking of the Sony server hacks but the first thing that came to my mind was when Sony installed a rootkit on your PC with their music CD's a few years back. I can see EA doing all sorts of things along these lines or at least trying to.

    17. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I've never even been all that upset with a game.

      Clearly, you never played APB.

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    18. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      In the UK you could easily spend £50 on one night out, whereas a game costing the same would provide several days' pleasure at least without the hangover or any other hassles.

    19. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the UK you could easily spend £50 on one night out, whereas a game costing the same would provide several days' pleasure at least without the hangover or any other hassles.

      If your hangover doesn't last several days, it wasn't much of a night out.

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    20. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In this case, and if this hold any water in a court, a security breach is almost certain.

      Reason:
      Security is an expense without the chance of ever generating profit. What it does is to reduce the chance of a loss. If there is no chance of the loss occurring, a company will not spend the money necessary to ensure security. The only other negative effect of a data leak would be bad press, which has been shown time and again to be irrelevant to sales and profit.

      In a nutshell, one side stops fighting. Who wins the war?

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    21. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Where a baseball bat and a blanket to cover the CEO first is so much more rewarding...

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    22. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If your hangover lasts longer than an hour after waking up, you need more booze in the house.

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    23. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Outside of the game causing your console to overheat and burn down your house, why would anyone sue a game manufacturer? Outside of the Atari 7800 Impossible Mission fiasco, I've never even been all that upset with a game.

      Am I missing something? I probably am, since I also miss why adults sink so much money into games. Don't you people have children? Don't you drink?

      Because they want money. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress, maybe. Loss of consortium.

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    24. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 3, Informative
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    25. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Trilkin · · Score: 1

      Content triggering epilepsy can't be sued against. All games have a pretty large epilepsy warning in their manuals even if the game in question doesn't have a lot of strobe or flashing lights.

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    26. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      And why do you think that is so? Nearly every damn warning label is the result of a past lawsuit.

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    27. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Was the "first-bron" conceived while watching pr0n?

      Sorry, couldn't resist...

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    28. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 1

      the Atari 7800 Impossible Mission fiasco

      What part of "impossible mission" don't you understand?

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    29. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Trilkin · · Score: 1

      Right, but that specific example can't be used anymore is all I'm saying. The warning is there now... unless they decide to remove it, which would be a dick move, but honestly... how many video games DON'T have flashing lights in some form or another? Visual stimulation is sort've a big part of video games.

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    30. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by makomk · · Score: 1

      Technically any game could trigger epilepsy, I think - I'm not sure how much that disclaimer would help them if they knowingly included content that posed a high epilepsy risk, not least because most people would have no way of knowing they were susceptible...

    31. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by teg · · Score: 1

      In the UK you could easily spend £50 on one night out, whereas a game costing the same would provide several days' pleasure at least without the hangover or any other hassles.

      In Norway, that would be a cheap night out... at £10 per beer £15 for a cocktail, food, tickets/cover charge, snacks, taxi home (easy £25) a game is a bargain.

    32. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      True this. It's a state by state thing anyway. Missouri gives not one shit if you put things in your contract for someone to agree to. If it's illegal in Missouri, it's unenforceable. Non-compete claused contracts may be signed with impunity. I've done it many times.

    33. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Send an email the day you purchase saying you just agreed to the ELU for (serial #) with the following adjustments:

      Reasonable list of changes.

      Failure of a timely reply constitutes acceptance of the modified ELU.

      Send this to their main web site, care of the webmaster if they're like the many sites that don't really let you talk to anybody.

      This is hoping he's the standard system admin and laughs at and ignores the email. If he doesn't, it should be entertaining.

    34. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that would work? It would probably work better as a certified letter, but if the EULA says it can't be modified outside the EULA, then which instrument has standing?

      Those are not easy questions.

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    35. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by symbolic · · Score: 1

      You aren't modify the EULA, you're presenting EA with an EUCA (End User Customer Agreement). :D

    36. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      I lived in Oslo for 3 months. I remember it well :)

    37. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled "asses".

    38. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by kenshin33 · · Score: 1

      McQuown vs. Electronic Arts, for instance.

    39. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      EA pissed me off - when they released battlefield 2 on the PC.. it would install but refuse to run if you had things like clone CD or daemon tools installed.

      i can also think of other companies (sony) who have a reputation for installing software along with a product that disables or prevents the user from using other legitimate products.

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    40. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by MasterHundinco · · Score: 1

      company gets hacked and your personal info and credit information is now in the hands of organized crime. Let me think ....

    41. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by meerling · · Score: 1

      False advertisement, software bug trashing your console (or data or other software), inability of a system that meets the listed requirements being unable to run and company refusing to give a full refund, and a whole host of other things that I couldn't think of within 5 seconds.

    42. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Radres · · Score: 1

      There are people with class-action suits against EA for their monopolistic practices with NFL and NCAA football licenses. This would end people suing them for that, assuming that it's valid and legal to have this sort of thing in a ToS.

      http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gamehunters/post/2011/04/class-action-suit-over-ea-football-games-charges-forward/1

    43. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2

      I can see one very good reason. The store is like Steam. Say they suffer a massive security breach like PSN did. I think that's grounds to sue.

      There's also the speculation of other parts of their EULA, regarding you losing your games if you don't log in for a set amount of time. (Two years I think it is.)

      Not to mention if they sell you a game knowing it's defective or broken in some fashion. (Like the recent From Dust debacle with Ubisoft.)

      The fact is it should NOT be legal to have this in the EULA IMO. I would guarantee it wouldn't stand up in court. The only problem with that is you'd need a lot of money to do it.

      I also love the way the EFF never say a bloody word about stuff like this. Finding the EFF increasingly pointless.

    44. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      That Supreme Court ruling is class action only though, you can still sue privately. Yes I know EA thinks they're smart by saying "no jury trials, it's in the contract" but that hasn't been decided by the supreme court.

      I can understand the supreme court saying no class action lawsuits but I can't imagine them enforcing no jury trials, might as well say no lawsuits at all at that point.

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    45. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      But it was in the context of an arbitration clause. Look up the federal arbitration act, and read the next few contracts you sign. Contracts of adhesion routinely require a waiver of one's right to sue, and "No Jury Trial" is often spelled out in them in some detail, IIRC--and aren't uncommon even in negotiated contracts. Contract Law cases are more frequently settled by a bench trial than by a jury, as I recall. And even more frequently they are prevented entirely by arbitration clauses which are usually more in the corporation's favor.

      (Note: do not rely on random slashdot comments when writing contracts. Duh.)

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    46. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by bjwest · · Score: 1

      Content triggering epilepsy. ....

      No. Photosensitive epilepsy is different for each individual. If you have this, it's your responsibility to to avoid triggers.

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    47. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by pakar · · Score: 1

      It's lucky that EULA's are not valid at all in most of EU (if not all)..

      You buy something and open the box and is forced to agree to something you where not informed about before the purchase is just crazy... Try returning a open box of some software to a retailer...

    48. Re:Suing a game manufacturer? by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      DRM servers that either don't work or are taken down 6 months after the game is released because the publisher feels the title isn't doing well enough.

      The GTA "hot coffee" incident.

      Malware on game media.

      Those are just a few off the top of my head. The real question is if this is even enforceable. IANAL but I had to take a law class in college and from what I recall, contracts cannot force the parties to give up their right to sue. Otherwise every contract in the world would do so because who wants to get sued? They can say you have to go to arbitration, but that's not really the same thing.

  2. Oh no! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Oh, no! I've sued them! Now they are no longer obligated to adhere to the contract!

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    1. Re:Oh no! by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      The prohibition against class actions has already been tested in court. It worked. For cases of small damages, that is the only way to make it feasible. Now they can screw 10,000 people for $50 each with relative impunity.

    2. Re:Oh no! by happylight · · Score: 1

      I know right?

      I think this is kind of already a given. If I were providing some service to you and you sue me, your shits will be cancelled before you can say "LAWSUIT UP."

      I can already refuse service to anyone for any reason. Being sued is certainly a good reason.

    3. Re:Oh no! by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I'd like to see the class action laws amended, this doesn't mean there is no recourse. A little organization and a mass of suits in small claims court would prove quite expensive for them. Hmmmm, I just got a web site idea :)

      As an aside, I think that class action suits are fundamentally flawed in their current form. The settlements are generally a joke for the class, with the lawyers picking up most of the benefit. Frankly, the companies benefit from it more than they are hurt by it in it's current form.

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    4. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prohibition against class actions has already been tested in court. It worked. For cases of small damages, that is the only way to make it feasible. Now they can screw 10,000 people for $50 each with relative impunity.

      In the US maybe. In Europe we have much harsher consumer protection laws, any they simply can't be waived away just because EA, or Sony or dick hary sally said so. Whats next, you can use Origin if EA expects to get your first born son ? ROTFL.

    5. Re:Oh no! by quizzicus · · Score: 1
      Don't worry, you can sue them for unlimited amounts for IP, piracy and unauthorized use charges. You know, because they want to make sure you don't have to give that up:

      The only disputes that are not covered by this Section 17 are the following:

      1. a claim to enforce or protect, or concerning the validity of, any of your or EA’s (or any of EA’s licensors’) intellectual property rights;
      2. a claim related to, or arising from, allegations of theft, piracy, or unauthorized use;

    6. Re:Oh no! by makomk · · Score: 1

      So basically, it's a very one-sided clause - EA can still sue you in court and run up massive legal bills for you for the most common causes of action they're likely to have against you, but you're stuck using binding arbitration if you sue them.

    7. Re:Oh no! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I can already refuse service to anyone for any reason. Being sued is certainly a good reason.

      No, it isn't, unless you think that being in a business relationship with somebody means laws no longer apply to you with regards to them. That, in turn, is a very good reason for me to avoid such relationships with you.

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    8. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that include unauthorised use of credit cards?

    9. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a federal consumer law forbidding certain kinds of contracts or enumerating the rights of a consumer, which is a natural person in a defined set of circumstances, and forbidding the removal of those right by contractual means, making the EA contract terms void of legal effect. Never happening I would guess, unless you have one already.

    10. Re:Oh no! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Class actions still provide the most important thing. A real penalty for lying, cheating, stealling and murderous corporations. Not the joke criminal one, where the actual perpetrators get off scot free and the penalty for the corporation is significantly less than the profits made. A real fiscal penalty greater than the profits made. All that needs to happen now, is that the class action be extended to target the actual corporate executives who made and implemented the decisions, they also need to be driven into the poor house at least to make up for them not being in prison where they belong.

      The only reason class actions fail, is because actual real criminal penalties should have been applied that exceeded the profits made and those penalties should have extended to prison sentences for deceitful fraudulent and often lethal practices.

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  3. Horsecrap indeed by arisvega · · Score: 1

    Nobody can 'prevent you from suing them'. Especially through EULAs.

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    1. Re:Horsecrap indeed by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Why not? Arbitration requirements seem to work pretty well in ToS agreements. Why not EULAs too? And really, the way gaming seems to be going, it's as much of a service as it is a product now. They may as well call them terms of service instead of end user license agreement.

    2. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Sure they can. In fact, the Supreme Court has upheld clauses forcing you into binding arbitration. Such clauses would be tossed out as unconscionable in almost any other country in the world, but in the US unconscionable is business as usual.

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    3. Re:Horsecrap indeed by GNious · · Score: 1

      This is the sort of thing I think of when people in magasine interviews say they want to move to Holywood: They probably don't know how well they have here in Sane World, what with our consumer protection laws and health systems.

    4. Re:Horsecrap indeed by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      Also, the clause prohibiting class actions has been tested as well. That scares me more, as it makes small fraud (under $500) essentially a free ride. Can't hire a lawyer for that.

    5. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but... but... I'm special! I'm the most attractive/charismatic person in my middle-of-nowhere town, therefore I am clearly destined to be a famous movie star.

    6. Re:Horsecrap indeed by alen · · Score: 1

      the supreme court said you can sue if you have suffered serious damages even if the contract said arbitration. something like this is not that serious. i've had CC cards hacked and it's not that big a deal to fix the problem.

    7. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see anything banning a mob with fire and pitchforks in the new EULA.

    8. Re:Horsecrap indeed by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I think that was a case involving two businesses though, where both, presumably had comparable negotiation power.

      There are generally laws that protect the consumer from unfair contracts, based on the practical realisation that consumers aren't able to negotiate effectively, and can't afford legal representation. When these laws are vague, the courts often interpret them in favour of the individual rather than the corporation.

    9. Re:Horsecrap indeed by lexsird · · Score: 1

      Now, now, this is what you don't seem to understand about lawyers. It's all about the talent. The legal system is quagmire, a mess of jumbled legal spaghetti. Taking that mess, and coming up with an argument that doesn't just make sense, but by God IT'S THE LAW, is what a talented lawyer does. Look, these EULAs are just scarecrows that keep the general public and armies of idiot drones that pass the bar out of your cornfield. Should a weapons grade attorney happen into this particular field of low hanging fruit, he's going to quietly get showed the exit with his wheelbarrow of hush money. But the very nature of lawyers and the system is what makes this work. Weapons grade attorneys don't dabble in something this "ambulance chasing", hence the companies would at worse have to deal with "attack of the drones".

      Talent > armies of idiot drone lawyers, bench warming judges, nose picking juries, etc...
      Talent = the "big money", which is why the rich get their way.

      weapons grade lawyer= talent+ reputation

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    10. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the supreme court said you can sue if you have suffered serious damages even if the contract said arbitration

      So now corporations across the country can steal small sums from millions of people, and none of them can sue because they individually haven't suffered serious damages, and can no longer pool their resources as a class.

      What it boils down to is that the Superman III/Office Space scam is de facto legal now. If you're a major corporation, that is.

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    11. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the US, but in my country anyone can sue anyone over anything. Getting a verdict you're happy with is a different matter, but in theory I could drag you to court for your nose looking funny. Most likely it would be thrown out in the screening process (and I'd have to pay my and your lawyer), but suing isn't the problem.

      Winning the suit is.

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    12. Re:Horsecrap indeed by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Actually its the same in the US. Actually winning the case is another matter, as you say.

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    13. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Such clauses would be tossed out as unconscionable in almost any other country in the world, but in the US unconscionable is business as usual.

      I agree that such clauses are crap, but because they are, WHY would any sane person agree to them?

      I solve this problem by not agreeing to those terms, and using alternate products. In the gaming space, this is very easily possible.

      So I understand why people think these terms are crap, but I don't understand why almost everyone seems to voluntarily engage in the crap, and then bitch. Just stop doing it! It's your own choice.

    14. Re:Horsecrap indeed by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Mandatory arbitration has been tested in company vs consumer situations by the SCOTUS. They said it's fine.

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    15. Re:Horsecrap indeed by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Even if this is somehow "legal", it's a slimy enough move that I refuse to buy from EA or anyone else who wants to use this tactic (most recently, Sony). Bring it! I will spend my money on things that don't require me to waive my rights.

    16. Re:Horsecrap indeed by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      What really pisses me off is Sony changing the EULA on a product I already use (Playstation Network). I _had_ to "agree" to the EULA in order to continue to play online games. However, I emailed a complaint to them and refuse to make any more purchases on PSN. New games - no problem - they are on my do not buy list.
      If Microsoft and Nintendo decide to go this way, then my console options are pretty much zero.

    17. Re:Horsecrap indeed by versiondub · · Score: 1

      While I like your cornfield metaphor, I'm not sure it captures the truth. There are many talented lawyers working in the class action field, and arbitration agreements are almost universally accepted as a 'pro-business' stance that courts have made over the past decade: the courts realize that unless you create a forum that is favorable to corporate interests (Arbitration Companies) and allow contract offerors to funnel disputes into them, the companies that handily pay gross receipts tax to states will have less money, and the courts will have less money after devoting more of their time to cases that will get removed to federal court anyway. So in the end, it's politics, not legal skills, that are the determinant here.

    18. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      You missed the point, which was whether a EULA is binding.

      The point here is that in a case like this, the EULA or TOS is a "contract of adhesion", which are weak contracts. (Courts have sometimes found them to be not contracts at all.)

      The whole point of contract law is that contracts are supposed to be a freely negotiated, mutually understood agreements. If only one side is dictating the terms of the agreement, then it is a bit of a stretch to be calling it a "contract" at all, and courts generally do not hold them to be as binding as a regular contract, and quite frequently rule them to be invalid or have invalid clauses.

    19. Re:Horsecrap indeed by geekmux · · Score: 0

      the supreme court said you can sue if you have suffered serious damages even if the contract said arbitration

      So now corporations across the country can steal small sums from millions of people, and none of them can sue because they individually haven't suffered serious damages, and can no longer pool their resources as a class.

      What it boils down to is that the Superman III/Office Space scam is de facto legal now. If you're a major corporation, that is.

      Your analogy is terribly flawed. No one is forcing ANYONE to consume services from EA or Sony. You voluntarily sign up for the service. Much like any contract, you can either accept it as-is, attempt to amend it to your liking(good luck), or simply refuse to accept it and look elsewhere.

      By comparison, I dare you to attempt to find a way to take fractions of cents from thousands of financial transactions and then attempt to defend yourself in court using the Sony/EA EULA argument that the money is somehow rightfully yours when you offer NO service or goods in return. They still call that "theft" believe it or not, regardless of your "corporate" standing.

    20. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if we can take this to its logical conclusion, and just chuck a "I will not press criminal charges" clause in there too? Then they can come to your house and steal your TV, have sex with your wife, set fire to your kittens, etc., and they'll be protected by a clause in the EULA that says you won't tell the police,and will instead take the arbitration route.

      My (rough) understanding of contract law is that contracts are not allowed to be unfairly one-sided, are not allowed to deprive you of any legal rights, and must not hide things in such a way that the signatory doesn't know what he's agreeing to. Seeing as suing through the civil courts is a legal right all people have, seeing as a contract which stops one side from suing the other (but not the other way around) is extremely one sided, and seeing they are unlikely to publicise this clause to their customers, all makes it sound rather suspicious to me.

    21. Re:Horsecrap indeed by geekmux · · Score: 1

      What really pisses me off is Sony changing the EULA on a product I already use (Playstation Network). I _had_ to "agree" to the EULA in order to continue to play online games. However, I emailed a complaint to them and refuse to make any more purchases on PSN. New games - no problem - they are on my do not buy list. If Microsoft and Nintendo decide to go this way, then my console options are pretty much zero.

      While I certainly don't agree with what Sony/EA has done here(I agree, it does piss me off too), attempting to paralyze yourself putting your options at "pretty much zero" over a scenario that will likely NEVER happen to you is like sitting in your new car and refusing to drive it because you might get in a crash, which ironically is a hell of a lot more likely scenario and much greater risk(actual death, not e-death) than facing a reason to file a class-action lawsuit against your online gaming provider.

      Point is we can sit here and bitch, piss, moan, and complain all we want, but chances are you're not going to be able to organize a large enough revolt against the company to make them change their TOS, so don't let it paralyze you. If you want to play, then play. Life carries risk. I see this as minimal (although Sony seems to have paved the way for damn near every TOS in our lives to go this way).

      Don't worry though. I have faith in the unrelenting greed of the legal system. Once they realize that the lack of lawsuits affects their pocketbooks too, they'll likely start putting pressure back on corporations to feed their needs too.

    22. Re:Horsecrap indeed by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Nobody can 'prevent you from suing them'. Especially through EULAs.

      That is true for the eU but not for the USA. In the USA a contract is greater than law. In the EU contract clauses that contradict the law or circumvent it or force you to give up rights/privileges the law is granting you are invalid.

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    23. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it boils down to is that the Superman III/Office Space scam is de facto legal now.

      This is how the financial industry has operated since its inception.

    24. Re:Horsecrap indeed by shentino · · Score: 1

      You cannot sign away your rights to press criminal charges.

      Or anyone else's for that matter.

      It wouldn't be stealing if you gave them permission to take your TV, your wife could still deny consent and it would still be rape, animal cruelty is prosecuted by the government.

    25. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way to stick it to any company using binding arbitration is to not use their products. By requiring binding regulation, the company is basically saying they might do something that may get them sued, so they are taking away the consumers' right to sue. This means, to me, they know they will scam the customer in some way at some time.

      I already don't do anything online that relates to Sony. I already don't do anything online that relates to EA. Therefore, I will never do anything online that relates to Sony or EA, they just lost a customer for good. Even if they change their EULA later to remove the binding arbitration clause--I'm done with Sony and done with EA.

      However, the bigger problem is deregulation. The market should be free, yes, but also subject to extremely heavy-handed government regulation when they try to scam the consumer in any way. Talking about fines in the billions of dollars, possible government raids and seizing of assets, etc. when they resort to corporate malfeasance.

    26. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now corporations across the country can steal small sums from millions of people, and none of them can sue because they individually haven't suffered serious damages, and can no longer pool their resources as a class.

      I can still follow a suit from the corporate offices, stab him to death and take his wallet. If I'm not satisfied at that point I can repeat the exercise until I'm sated.

    27. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be considered agreement to a contract or, in this case, terms of service under duress and therefore unenforceable. I don't know when the last time I got the terms of service for a game before I paid for the game, muchless when I got a game, opened it, installed it, disagreed with the ToS and was able to return it to the store. This is kind of like saying here, have this coffee, at the bottom of the cup there's a note telling you that you can't sue if you spill it on yourself...

    28. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The supreme court has upheld that as a valid condition in a contract. As screwed up as it seems, such is the new precedent and the new state of things in the corporate states of America.

    29. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Commontwist · · Score: 1

      Unless the company pisses off the son/daughter/wife/husband of said weapons-grade lawyer. Then it gets personal.

    30. Re:Horsecrap indeed by Ofloo · · Score: 1

      Finally, you just disagree with it and that's it, .. there is no valid signature on your end so who says you agreed to it.

  4. Biting off more than they can chew I fear by erroneus · · Score: 2

    At some point, someone will challenge the legality of this practice of blocking legal recourse. The fact of the matter is, the legal system is government and is in place to help guarantee peaceful resolution of disputes between parties.

    When companies seek to remove these avenues from the people, there will come a point at which injured parties will seek other remedies.

    So one of two things will happen: 1. The lawsuit dam will break once the practice is successfully challenged and they will be flooded beyond their capacity to handle it. 2. Parties will trash the business using other means not the least of which will include vandalism, destruction of property and releasing private information of the company and its leadership.

    The courts system is there for THEIR benefit as well as that of their customers.

    1. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure THEY'RE still allowd to sue you. Just not the other way around...

    2. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      A lot of it has been tested. (Binding arbitration, prohibition against class actions) It was found to be enforceable. And I guess part 2 of your premise is Anonymous and Sony.

    3. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well in the case of number 2, I doubt their EULA says that EA can't bring their own customers who accepted the EULA to court (criminal or civil). For some reason I wonder how many customers will be pissed enough to get themselves sued by a major company, or get time in jail.

    4. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1

      erroneus: At some point, someone will challenge the legality of this practice of blocking legal recourse. The fact of the matter is, the legal system is government and is in place to help guarantee peaceful resolution of disputes between parties.

      That depends entirely on who's controlling the government during that cycle, and who that government decides needs the greater protection, doesn't it?

      What we're seeing these days is a continued skewing of rights and privileges away from employees and "small" customers, toward employers and "large" customers. I'm surprised it hasn't trickled into the userspace sooner, frankly.

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    5. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by erroneus · · Score: 1

      At some point the government, and especially the courts system will have to face the reality that this practice is literally disassembling the functioning and design of the government.

    6. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Considering it's illegal pretty much everywhere to do this except the US if you're going to go that route. All someone would have to do, is make a proxy route via VPN and then state "I was here" and accepted it from this location.

      I mean the music industry sure does seem to take stock in IP addresses as the beginning and end doesn't it?

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    7. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by v1 · · Score: 1

      That depends entirely on who's controlling the government during that cycle, and who that government decides needs the greater protection, doesn't it?

      I'm pretty sure the (US) govt has been in the "controlled by money/business interests" side of the cycle for several decades. I don't think we can call it a "cycle" anymore. More like a "shift in power".

      The best way to view these sorts of "terms" is that you can put almost anything in a contract you want to, (with a very limited specific set of exceptions) but that doesn't guarantee they'll be enforceable. But that usually requires a court challenge, and even if it's proven to be unenforceable, it still won't prevent anyone from continuing to include it in their terms. (unless another exception is created for that specific application, which does happen from time to time) Usually the exceptions created require a party to include specific bodies of text in an agreement, affirming that the other party has specific rights. (for the best example, read the fine print in your credit card agreement)

      The "best" solution here is to make it an offense to place unlawful waivers of rights in an agreement. But that's unfortunately not likely to happen. (due to the phase of the "cycle" we are stuck in)

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    8. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by fermion · · Score: 1
      It seems to me that this has been tested in the real world. I believe many of the products we buy have arbitration only agreements. These agreements require the injured party to travel to the home of the firm that supplied the defective product and state the case, often in front of a mediator that the injured party has no ability to insure is truly neutral, not to mention that arbitration has to equate the value of person to the value of what is often a corporation.

      In principle I have no problem with mediation agreements. It is a free market solution to something that government should not be involved in, i.e. regulating and limiting the judicial process. I don't know why conservatives can't see that a constitution that sets up three coequal and separate branches would prevent the legislative branch from arbitrarily limiting what private citizens do on the judicial side.

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    9. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So sue me. If you piss me off enough for me to release the information where your kids go to school and how they spend their time, who their friends are and where to best kidnap them, yes, I'll go to court.

      If someone is even more pissed than me... god help your kids.

      There are some things laws cannot regulate. Didn't terrorism teach us anything? If people are pissed enough that they don't care about the consequences, the law becomes essentially irrelevant.

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    10. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Moneyed interests have been controlling US government in the 1800s. One big one was late 1800's was an overthrow of Hawaii's government by white businessmen and later, Hawaii was made a territory by the US government.

    11. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by erroneus · · Score: 1

      This is precisely why such arrangements need to be brought before the US Supreme Court to argue that this practice removes or circumvents the rights given to every person by the constitution.

    12. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by swillden · · Score: 4, Informative

      At some point, someone will challenge the legality of this practice of blocking legal recourse.

      It has been challenged, many times. Congress even weighed in with the Federal Arbitration Act -- passed in 1925, don't think this is a new thing by any means -- and specifically stated that arbitration clauses are legal and enforceable. Courts have found that there are some cases in which they aren't, for example if the arbitrator can be shown to be biased. But even there, the Supreme Court found in 1967 that you basically have to try arbitration first before you can appeal to the court system.

      Binding arbitration clauses in contracts are settled law and new challenges aren't likely to change that. In fact, they're not likely to survive summary judgment. I'm less sure about binding arbitration for class action suits; I think it could be argued that class action provides a form of remedy which isn't available through arbitration and therefore cannot be replaced by it.

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    13. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      People are voting for that skewing to continue. Hell, I see Americans argue that the government is so bad and the corporations so good that the govt should stay away from the whole thing and let it follow its natural progression. People believe this is a GOOD thing and vote accordingly.

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    14. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by snowgirl · · Score: 2

      I was going to make this comment. Thanks.

      Although, recently there was a review and ruling about mandatory arbitration clauses when in dispute even in construction. Apparently, even if you disagree about the construction of the contract, a mandatory arbitration clause requires you to settle the matter in arbitration, even if the specific clause you're objecting to the construction of is the arbitration clause.

      Basically, mandatory arbitration clauses are pretty good and well air-tight.

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    15. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't think that's the entire point of the exercise? That IS the end goal, to turn government into a tool for giving everyone's money to a small group of people.

    16. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Seems the cycle is swinging back to more corporate power. Corporations were knocked down a peg or two during and after WW2, when they were essentially forced to operate at the whim of the government. They were further knocked down a peg with the introduction of the EPA, and other regulatory agencies.

      Now, we have regulatory capture (see the Mining Commission scandal), corporations as people and an entire group of people who quite literally worship corporations. It's gonna be awhile before it gets better.

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    17. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned elsewhere, this is missing the point.

      The question is not whether a contract agreeing to binding arbitration, etc. is enforceable. The questions is whether that kind of clause in a EULA is enforceable. And the answer is: probably not.

    18. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Khyber · · Score: 1

      They're only air-tight as long as we allow it to be.

      Which will be forever given the nature of the majority of you on /. and in the rest of the USA.

      Especially those that lie down and take it, like you.

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    19. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      They're only air-tight as long as we allow it to be.

      Which will be forever given the nature of the majority of you on /. and in the rest of the USA.

      Especially those that lie down and take it, like you.

      Look, I don't agree with mandatory arbitration clauses at all. However, that doesn't magically make them unenforceable in court. Why would I ever desire to present a frivolous legal argument?

      If we want to change this, then we need to attack it in the appropriate way: legislation. If there were legislation to support this, I would be behind it 100%. But again, regardless of what my opinions are, they aren't going to make the courts rule against mandatory arbitration agreements.

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    20. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by moortak · · Score: 1

      They have been, consumers lost again.

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    21. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by shentino · · Score: 1

      How could that be possible?

      How can a contract with an arbitration clause even be enforceable until the contract is agreed to?

      What stops you from balking and simply refusing to sign?

    22. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      How could that be possible?

      How can a contract with an arbitration clause even be enforceable until the contract is agreed to?

      What stops you from balking and simply refusing to sign?

      Yeah, it didn't make much sense to me either, but it's what the court ruled.

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    23. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by sjames · · Score: 1

      However, arbitration clauses can be invalidated by unconscionability. The first part is easy, it's a take it or leave it agreement from a party in a stronger negotiation position vs a less legally sophisticated party. As for the second part, if the courts find that the purpose of the arbitration clause is to insulate themselves from customer's legitimate grievances, then it can be struck down as unconscionable.

      For example

    24. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Indiana's constitution

      http://www.in.gov/legislative/ic/code/const/art1.html

      Section 20. In all civil cases, the right of trial by jury shall remain inviolate.

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    25. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by qeveren · · Score: 1

      I think SCOTUS > State Constitution, no?

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    26. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      It depends on jurisdiction and the Federal constitution.

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    27. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "If we want to change this, then we need to attack it in the appropriate way: legislation"

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Yea *NO*

      You got the millions of dollars to bribe that law into effect?

      I thought so.

      Good luck getting anything changed without a direct civil war.

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    28. Re:Biting off more than they can chew I fear by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're one of THOSE people... yeah, ok... you go ahead and wage a war against the US... lord knows that should be cheaper than lobbying for a law to change. You know, because you're only squaring off with a military that spends $600 billion a year... shouldn't cost much more than $3.50, I suppose...

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  5. The EULA said that? by geogob · · Score: 1

    Call me when this holds in any court of law in the EU (except England - they always do weird stuff there).

    1. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Quote from the EULA:

      This provision applies to all consumers to the fullest extent allowable by law, but expressly excludes residents of Quebec, Russia, Switzerland and the Member States of the European Union.

      Hence Europeans can feel safe.

    2. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Quebec exception.

      I used to think it had something to do with them being french speaking, but it has a lot more to do with Quebec operating under it's own laws, and since they don't speak english as a first language, can't be held to english-written EULA.

      This is why Canadian market games come with a second booklet in french, even if the game is english only.

    3. Re:The EULA said that? by Etylowy · · Score: 1

      "This provision applies to all consumers to the fullest extent allowable by law, but expressly excludes residents of Quebec, Russia, Switzerland and the Member States of the European Union."

      Doesn't apply.

    4. Re:The EULA said that? by Teun · · Score: 2
      A nice discrimination according to place of residence :)

      You either need balls or conceive a lack of responsibility to higher powers to put this kind of stuff in writing.

      Oh I forgot, you especially need to have total disregard for (the rights of) your customers.

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    5. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is because Quebec has very strong consumer protection laws, this kinds of shenanigans is illegal here.

      Maybe you should petition your local government for something similar.

    6. Re:The EULA said that? by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that. This is America we're talking about, where the people and government bend over for corporations to f*** them - and then say thank you afterwards

    7. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in France, for instance, there is no class action as in the US. Or it is quite complex, as you should first create a kind of non-profit organization bringing together the plaintiffs, then you have a little chance to go in court (aber es ist nicht gewonnen :):):) )

    8. Re:The EULA said that? by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

      In Russia any legal document which is not translated to Russian is considered illegal anyway.

    9. Re:The EULA said that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      C'mon, if we all chip in, we, too, could acquire a senator!

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    10. Re:The EULA said that? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's not discrimination it's because those places have bans that prohibit it. We could have that in the US as well if not for the corporatists.

    11. Re:The EULA said that? by Tomato42 · · Score: 1

      The land of the free indeed

    12. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I used to think it had something to do with them being french speaking, but it has a lot more to do with Quebec operating under it's own laws, and since they don't speak english as a first language, can't be held to english-written EULA.

      It is not because one can’t be held to an EULA written in English in Québec. In Canada, consumer protection legislation is a provincial matter and so varies by province. Québec has very strong consumer protection laws, much stronger than other provinces, and so nonsense such as this “can’t sue” clause is trumped by Québec law. In part, this is because Québec’s legislation governing civil matters is founded on the Napoleonic Code, which the British allowed Québec to keep, back when they stole the colony from the French.

      In the rest of Canada, civil law is descended from English Common Law, as possibly modified by legislation, and legislation in other provinces tends not to be passed until after Common Law precedent has been set (more reactive than preemptive). Someone please correct me, but consumer protection legislation in the rest of Canada doesn’t cover such things as this “can’t sue” clause, and as far as I know, such clauses have not been tested in the rest of Canada.

    13. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is illegal in the UK - no contract can override your statutory rights, no matter who you sign it with.

    14. Re:The EULA said that? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the includes freedom to be a complete tool.

    15. Re:The EULA said that? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to figure out how a contract of adhesion can waive the Seventh Amendment to the US Constitution.

      In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

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    16. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see why, for Quebec at least. The province has its own consumer protection law that explicitly voids a contract that would contain a clause attempting to remove your legal recourses

    17. Re:The EULA said that? by Teun · · Score: 1

      (aber es ist nicht gewonnen :):):) )

      I like your French :)

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    18. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'd feel safe otherwise, too, as such a clause is totally invalid.

      But in these legislatures even trying to force some clause like this on a customer (aware or not) might be punishable explicitly, or at least very much taken into account as some sort of malicious action by a judge implicitly.

      Rest assured, they only try to protect themselves.

    19. Re:The EULA said that? by phorm · · Score: 1
    20. Re:The EULA said that? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      IANAL but i'm pretty sure, under Canadian law, that you can't contract someone into *not* suing you for fraud (specifically)

    21. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a matter of discrimination, it's a matter of acknowledging that many European countries do not allow corporations to piss on customers' rights to this extent. There are rights and protections for customers in some countries - like Finland - that the customer cannot sign away. Any contract signing them away is invalid for that part. Even the standard EULAs for US companies are not enforceable in all their sections in all countries.

    22. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a matter of discrimination, it's a matter of acknowledging that many European countries do not allow corporations to piss on customers' rights to this extent.

      Ah, so EA has decided to treat customers as badly as possible, with varying degree depending on where the customer happens to live. Sounds like discrimination to me.

      What EA could have decided to do, is to treat all customers equally well. I guess that's out of the question in the corporate world, eh?

    23. Re:The EULA said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most european countries are civilised enough to have laws against this kind of crap.
      For instance in the UK the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977.

  6. Is this even legal? by dicobalt · · Score: 1

    It seems that local, state, and federal law supersedes a mere EA user agreement. I mean, you can't make a legal contract that says you don't have legal rights.

    1. Re:Is this even legal? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably not. Do you want to be the one to test it in court over 50 bucks?

      That's essentially the plan here: Scare the customers into not testing it.

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    2. Re:Is this even legal? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Federal law explicitly allows EA to use clauses like this and it supercedes any state or local laws.

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    3. Re:Is this even legal? by Tomato42 · · Score: 1

      You're joking, right?!

      I mean with licenses like this you're two steps from plain slavery!

    4. Re:Is this even legal? by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      In the US it is 100% legal.

  7. all your bases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hereby agree to wave all your bases to us

    Borg

  8. My child clicked accept, not me. by oobayly · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm aware (in the UK at least), it must be proven that I have agreed to the contract.*

    * IANAL etc

    1. Re:My child clicked accept, not me. by msauve · · Score: 2

      Aw, heck. I just use a Post-It not on the screen to modify the terms to my liking. They seem to always accept my modified contract when I offer it to them. ("Software vendor indicates acceptance of these modified terms by continuing the installation process after the user has pressed 'I accept.'")

      I figure if unnegotiable, one-sided contracts are legally binding, then I should be the one to write them.

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    2. Re:My child clicked accept, not me. by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter - the UK is part of the EU ergo not bound by the terms of the contract anyway.

    3. Re:My child clicked accept, not me. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Try making that argument when talking about online agreements for credit cards, loans or mobile phone contacts, and let us know how it goes...

    4. Re:My child clicked accept, not me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try making that argument when talking about online agreements for credit cards, loans or mobile phone contacts, and let us know how it goes...

      You can at least see the agreement before you purchase. Retail game/software you can't do that as the stores don't have them and the boxes sure don't have the EULA printed on them. Wouldn't stand up in court.

    5. Re:My child clicked accept, not me. by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Right here, http://europa.eu/about-eu/countries/index_en.htm, is listed member states of the EU, on their website. And guess who's there.

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    6. Re:My child clicked accept, not me. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It goes pretty well, actually. That's why companies that do things like that here usually also send you a few pounds of paperwork after you've agreed to an online contract, at least if the amount of money involved is high enough. Else they just risk it, with good reason, few people are willing to sue a company over a few pennies, especially with ill intention and a nonzero chance to lose the suit. I mean, if I was to break the law, I certainly won't do it over a phone bill of 20 bucks and the good chance that I end up on a blacklist circulating between cell providers.

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  9. illegal behavior by el_jake · · Score: 1

    This is hilarious. Thank god it is considered illegal in writing to force a person to accept a contract denying them to sue in case of conflict or other situation where legal actions are necessary . Now we can sue them for illegal EULA's.....

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    1. Re:illegal behavior by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Now we can sue them for illegal EULA's.....

      You do that. I'll just watch.

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  10. Yea, this is going to stand the test in court ... by DannyTUK · · Score: 1

    The EULA clauses are unlikely to stand the test of a court case. People's statutory rights cannot be overwritten no matter how inconvenient it is for the manufacturer/supplier of a product.

  11. get used to it, kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will soon be the norm in every industry. The supreme court has basically given corporations a get out of jail free card and you are a fool (or a libertarian, same thing really) if you think they aren't going to use it to get away with criminal acts.

    1. Re:get used to it, kids by shentino · · Score: 1

      In theory (and practice), if you give them consent for something by signing away your rights, it ceases to be a crime.

      I only hope they don't make you sign EULA crap for essentials like electricity, food, water, or shelter.

  12. Everyone requires you sign away your rights. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It should be illegal to make people sign away their right for justice and a trial.

    Halliburton raped a female worker in Iraq, locked her in a shipping crate under armed guard and when she tried to take them to court, haliburton informed her that as per her employment contractual agreements, she had signed away her right to do so.

    She's been fighting for her right to take them to court, and finally has a court date.

    FUCK EA. FUCK corporations.

    1. Re:Everyone requires you sign away your rights. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That court date happened already -- and she lost.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Leigh_Jones
      ---------------
      "On July 8, the jury returned a verdict that rejected all of Jones's claims, finding that the sex between Jones and the employee was consensual and therefore no rape had occurred, and that KBR did not defraud her."
      ---------------

      But still, even though she personally lost her case, the precedent the case itself set seems a good one in general:

      http://prospect.org/cs/articles?article=how_women_won_the_kbr_rape_case
      ---------------
      "Whether Jones was assaulted or not, letting the very company she accused resolve the case seems problematic, to say the least.

      The Fifth Circuit Appeals Court thought so too, finding that the binding arbitration clause did not apply to Jones' sexual-assault charges; her contract covered work-related disputes but "stopped at her bedroom door." In other words, rape is not a work-related injury."
      ---------------

    2. Re:Everyone requires you sign away your rights. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I noticed after I posted.

  13. One thing I'd look upon rather dimly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a trial in which there is only judge, no jury.

    Take this verbiage right here "...waive the right to a trial by jury or to participate in a class action..." yet they make no mention of small claims which is a single judge.

    So you can snag them up to $2,500 in most states.

    1. Re:One thing I'd look upon rather dimly by PPH · · Score: 1

      Judge Judy! Oh noes!

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  14. Done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've sold off my various consoles and games, and removed everything else from my PC except a few older games. I'm done with it. EULAs, online registrations, DRM - it's just gotten to be a chore and I don't find the newer games fun to play anymore. The gaming industry lost its soul somewhere.

  15. If you want to be a star on Broadway by tepples · · Score: 1

    This is the sort of thing I think of when people in magasine interviews say they want to move to Holywood

    They probably see that demand for labor matching their skills is concentrated in one place in the world. As CronoCloud put it: "if you want to be a star on Broadway, you're going to have to go to New York City."

    1. Re:If you want to be a star on Broadway by GNious · · Score: 1

      heh - but I think most of these could employ their skills in a smaller forum. In fact, I think a lot of them assumes that it is the sole location their skills can be used, while being blind to all other facts.

    2. Re:If you want to be a star on Broadway by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'm sure all of them have given blow jobs before.

      It's just better paid in Hollywood.

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  16. So how do I get out? by tepples · · Score: 1

    So are "Quebec, Russia, Switzerland and the Member States of the European Union" taking refugees from the broken legal systems of United States and anglophone Canada?

  17. You can't sue us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So THERE!!!

    Oh well, it could bring down the concept of the one-sided "click to accept" EULA once and for all.

    Nahhhh - who am I kidding?

  18. Boycott? by Xenkar · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anybody else will be boycotting games published by Electric Arts, even though the majority will not. It is a shame that most of the people here will play one of EA's new games anyway with the thought that "Oh, the courts will never allow it", forgetting that our courts are now stacked with pro-corporate goons who have jobs guaranteed in various industries if they ever lose their position.

    Principles don't matter to consumers anymore.

    1. Re:Boycott? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're going to be involved in the new Star Wars MMO, so the only people doing any boycotting will be the disaffected Star Wars Galaxies sandboxers, and they'd agree to selling their own mothers for open-world gameplay.

    2. Re:Boycott? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      I had already decided to prohibit them from my family's computers for DRM reasons. This will likely cause me to extend that to consoles.

    3. Re:Boycott? by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      There's no way I'll install "Origin" on my computer to play their games. EA can go duck themselves.

    4. Re:Boycott? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been boycotting them for years. Wait, it's not a boycott when you don't buy shitty games.

      What's laughable about it is the part where it says "we make an exception for intellectual property and piracy lawsuits." In other words, you can't sue us, but we can sue you.

  19. A sincere thanks to Sony and EA by wwphx · · Score: 2

    Holiday Shopping List:
    --No Sony
    --No EA

    Stupid Corporations: Simplifying holiday shopping since 2011.

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    1. Re:A sincere thanks to Sony and EA by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      So you'll probably end up buying products from companies just as or more corrupt. I'm not saying you shouldn't take morality into account when making your buying decisions, just don't fool yourself into thinking these two companies are exceptional in their corruption. The sad truth is that it's probably impossible to actually know whether you buy things from an ethical business.

      I mean, you buy food, right? The evil of the food industry is like Bernie Madoff compared to the carnival-like shenanigans of EA/Sony. And then look at EA/Sony's main competitors: Activision/Microsoft respectively.

      Perhaps if the U.S. gov't could actually put business on a leash like the E.U. does, we wouldn't encounter these problems. Writing to your congressman will do much more than boycotting EA and Sony products.

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    2. Re:A sincere thanks to Sony and EA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, while they are definitely bad, look at the competition. MS and Nintendo are not much towards their customers, and I do not see Activision or Ubisoft caring too deeply about their consumers either. For fuck's sake, Ubi was the company that pushed always online DRM the most of all of them!

    3. Re:A sincere thanks to Sony and EA by wwphx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My likelihood of buying a Sony product is pretty much zero. I sold their electronics for a few years and overall it was overrated crap. I have a vague interest in a couple of their MMO's, but I'm just not going to bother with them. I'll never own a Play Station because of structural difficulties of my right hand making console game controls painful to use. Using your food analogy, unless you buy 100% organic and never eat in restaurants, you're supporting Monsanto at some level, and they are pretty high up on the evil food pyramid along with ADM.

      A certain amount of evil in your life is unavoidable if you live a modern lifestyle. Sony/EA aren't going to miss my dollars because they weren't going to get them in the first place, my post was meant as humor. And you're absolutely right, writing to my congresscritter would be much more effective, it's something that I really should do on a more regular basis. I actually got to insult one of my congresscritters to his face, that was a very fun day at work!

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    4. Re:A sincere thanks to Sony and EA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd already added "No Ubisoft" (DRM...). If this trend continues of games publishers acting like unconscionable assholes, then I'll eventuallly only be able to buy indie games. Maybe its about time there was a gamer's boycott.

    5. Re:A sincere thanks to Sony and EA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ubisoft is pulling for a spot on the list too, though they seem to be more... random... than the other two. Sony and EA have been evil for a long time; it's just become more obvious recently.

  20. Does it? by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Does it ban Lawpjamas?

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  21. Don't think it will stand by AlecC · · Score: 1

    IANAL, of course, but I don't see this standing up in court. You cannot sign away basic human rights, and recourse to the courts would, I think, be ruled (especially by lawyers) as such a right. Especially if it were entered into by the usual semi-formal means of opening the packaging or clicking "I agree" rather than the more formal signing and dating of a document,. It might have some impact in assigning costs if you bypasses their conflict resolution process, and it were later shown that the process could have solved your problem. Assign from that, I see it as meaningless other than as a generator of FUD.

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    1. Re:Don't think it will stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deny legal recourse, and the consumer will resort to extralegal recourse. You just traded your settlements budget for more petty thefts and vandalism, EA.

    2. Re:Don't think it will stand by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much the danger here. Things can get ugly if people don't rely on the state to resolve their disputes anymore.

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    3. Re:Don't think it will stand by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The problem is that SCOTUS has been packed by conservatives looking to use the court to enforce their views, even as trying to prevent the moderates from appointing people that dare to read the constitution.

      OTOH, it did get President Bush elected twice, so I can't blame them for being emboldened by their seditious activities.

    4. Re:Don't think it will stand by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      If they also said you couldn't bring them before some forum of arbitration, then you would really have no recourse and it would probably be considered unconscionable. But they probably do say that all disputes are to be settled through binding arbitration, and current US law loves binding arbitration.

  22. What rot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No business can ask a person to surrender assigned rights and responsibilities. It has been tried with a scam called Work Choices in Australia and failed.

  23. EULAs alas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt this EULA is legal at all. Today, merchants tend to impose their own laws, above the constitutional rights. If that's not enough they are actively lobbying
    the governments to pass laws in their sole favor.

    So, there is a very simple answer: do not buy or use

  24. This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by mattbee · · Score: 1

    By entering into this Agreement, you and EA expressly waive the right to a trial by jury ... It covers any and all disputes between us ("Disputes"), including without limitation ... claims arising out of or relating to any aspect of the relationship between us, whether based in contract, tort, statute, fraud, misrepresentation or any other legal theory.

    I'm pretty certain this is a ridiculously unenforceable and unfair contract term, at least in the UK. They are saying that after signing up for their game service, EA can misrepresent, hurt or outright scam you ... and you agree that you won't sue them, no matter what they've done.

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    1. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely not legal in the UK when it comes to criminal law and the exclusion of liabilities for death or injury caused by EA's actions. Besides if they only say trial by jury they can still be sued in the UK as the vast majority of civil cases in the UK never come anywhere near a jury.

    2. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK you don't have trial by jury in Civil cases (with a couple of exceptions) so this clause won't be much of an issue. You do have trial by jury in criminal cases but criminal law isn't bound by any EULA.

      Under UK law unfair contract terms can be struck out by the courts (such as the compulsory arbitration clauses) but only if the clause is fundamental to the contract will the entire EULA be struck out.

      In the UK consumer law is designed to protect the consumer against bad practices by business, on the assumption that there is an imbalance between the parties of the contract. This doesn't appear to be the case in the USA

    3. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it strange that this isn't more well known. AT&T has this clause in all of their contracts that I have seen.

    4. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also says they waive their right too. If they screw you over, look for something they didn't prohibit and hurt them badly.

    5. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      So it DOES say EA also waives their right.

      So would a clause like this have prevented Sony from suing Geohot?

    6. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are also saying that you can misrepresent, hurt or outright scam them and they won't sue you no matter what you've done. This could be awesome, now you can do anything you want, including hack their servers with no punishment because of the EULA :)

    7. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by Commontwist · · Score: 1

      So, if one were to send a program that installs a virus/trojan on their computer and the program has an EULA that prevents the user running the app from taking them to court then they can't? Please tell me I'm wrong and why?

    8. Re:This clause is legal - ANYWHERE? by mattbee · · Score: 1

      Because prosecution (i.e. under criminal law, which is what you're talking about) isn't something that can be negotiated away or altered by contract. If you've committed a criminal offence, the victim does not sue, it's The Crown that prosecutes (in the UK at least).

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  25. Re:Yea, this is going to stand the test in court . by rvw · · Score: 1

    RTFA! It does not apply in the EU and several other countries, because there you have proper laws protecting customers from BS like this.

    This provision applies to all consumers to the fullest extent allowable by law, but expressly excludes residents of Quebec, Russia, Switzerland and the Member States of the European Union.

    Read more: http://www.ngohq.com/news/20584-eas-new-user-agreement-bans-lawsuits.html#ixzz1YsQpy5t2

  26. this shit has to stop by smash · · Score: 1

    OK so i buy a new car, but the manufacturer has a clause in the paperwork which prevents me from suing. It catches fire and burns my family to death due to design defect.

    You think that will stand up in court?

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    1. Re:this shit has to stop by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      You think that will stand up in court?

      I think a court, just like a normal, rational person, would make a perfectly sensible distinction between buying an automobile and licensing a piece of entertainment software in a way that calls for formal arbitration, rather than class action, as a way to handle possible disagreements.

      Buying a highly regulated, life-and-death product like a car is not like licensing a few hours' entertainment or paying for access to an online gaming platform.

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    2. Re:this shit has to stop by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Organise with people to buy from reject EULA. Throw class action suit against EA for taking your money then giving you a product wrapped in shitty EULA. But yes, companies are out of their fucking minds, mad with power, they deem their selves above the law. This is the most disgusting thing a fucking *game* company has ever done, to my knowledge.

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    3. Re:this shit has to stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorr for your loss. ...and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    4. Re:this shit has to stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't because car analogies are considered prior art.

    5. Re:this shit has to stop by shentino · · Score: 1

      First, if you don't like the paperwork, don't sign it.

      In theory this protects you, but in practice enough people don't give a shit that you're going to be drowned out by enough idiots keeping the bad guys in business that you won't have much choice except to either bite the bullet and sign it, or do without a car completely.

      That said, whether you can sue or not doesn't affect if the manufacturer is responsible for compliance with consumer protection laws or safety standards that, being matters of statute, trump the contract.

  27. so now people at EA can do sex harassment and cour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so now people at EA can do sex harassment and now be able go to court over it?

  28. If they want this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then they should offer the service for free. If they are charging money then they should not be able to add crap like this.

  29. Meaningless Clause. by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

    This clause is unenforcable. You cannot enter into any agreement in which you give up your constitutional rights. If Sony harms you, you have a constitutional right to bring it before a court for judgement.

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    1. Re:Meaningless Clause. by TouchAndGo · · Score: 1

      The supreme court has already ruled that a company's ToS can legally require you to forgo class action lawsuits in favor of individual arbitration, so apparently they feel that there's still some method of achieving compensation, despite the fact that a class action lawsuit is made up of a lot of small claims which no lawyer would have any interest in representing on an individual basis.

  30. Aren't we missing the point? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    EA (et al) wants your money, but can't be bothered to safeguard the means by which you give it to them. The are making it quite clear that they would rather spend a few bucks on lawyers, having them draft legalese that compels you to accept that bargain if you want to do business with them.

    Given that we're talking about games, the proper course of action should be obvious.

  31. Christmas is just around the corner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and don't forget to write them a *letter* to let them know they missed out :-)

    1. Re:Christmas is just around the corner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bye bye STAR WARS: The Old Republic :-S

  32. Oh, EA (or Sony, whatever), by woodengod · · Score: 0

    Now you have to convince me to buy your shit at all.

  33. Re:Yea, this is going to stand the test in court . by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's a scare tactic. Don't bother trying to join that class action, it won't work, see, it's in the EULA.

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  34. We *could* make them stop this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We outnumber them, and they need our money. We absolutely could make them stop this behavior without even bothering to take legal action against them.

    But we don't. Most of us just don't care. The few that do care whine a little bit and buy their crap anyway.

    So long as we put up with this, they will continue to do it, and we will have no one to blame but each other.

  35. Boycotting EA...sorta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My ban on EA products will last until Dec, when SWTOR comes out and then fuckit, i need me some starwars MMO

  36. Too late. by westlake · · Score: 1

    At some point, someone will challenge the legality of this practice of blocking legal recourse.

    The Federal Arbitration Act dates back to 1925.

    A number of Supreme Court cases have dealt with the preemption of state laws by the Federal Arbitration Act:

    Southland Corp. v. Keating, 465 U.S. 1 (1984) - Established the applicability of the FAA to contracts under state law of California)
    Perry v. Thomas, 482 U.S. 483 (1987)
    Volt Info. Sciences, Inc.. v. Stanford Univ., 489 U.S. 468 (1989)
    Allied-Bruce Terminix Cos. v. Dobson, 513 U.S. 265 (1995)
    Mastrobuono v. Shearson Lehman Hutton, Inc., 514 U.S. 52 (1995)
    Doctor's Assocs., Inc. v. Casarotto, 517 U.S. 681 (1996)
    Buckeye Check Cashing Inc. v. Cardegna, 546 U.S. 440 (2006) - Arbitrators must first hear challenge to legality of contract
    Preston v. Ferrer, 128 S.Ct. 978 (2008) - Act requires arbitration first even when state law provides for administrative dispute resolution
    AT&T Mobility v. Concepcion (2011) - Despite California state law and lower court rulings that contracts barring class actions are unconscionable, the Court ruled 5-4 that consumers are bound by that aspect of arbitration clauses

    While the geek rages on... arbritration moves quickly.

    You will not be in and out of court fot years with all the expenses and stress that implies. The award will arrive in the form of a check, not a discount coupon, a symbolic victory only.

    Federal Arbritration Act

    You can continue to sue EA --- and EA can continue to sue you --- in small claims court.

    The definition of "small" varies by state and locality --- claims ranging from up to five thousand to $25,000 can be heard here.

    1. Re:Too late. by russotto · · Score: 1

      While the geek rages on... arbritration moves quickly.

      Sure, it's easy for the arbiter to find for their client (EA) and move on.

      You can continue to sue EA --- and EA can continue to sue you --- in small claims court.

      Sure, you can sue at small claims. EA might not even show up, so you get a default judgement. Collecting it is up to you; if EA doesn't have assets in your jurisdiction, forget about it; the process will cost a fortune.

      It's all about making the cost of getting justice too high to be worth doing. Then they can steal small amounts from everyone with impunity.

    2. Re:Too late. by shentino · · Score: 1

      If they're actually, ya know, stealing, then it's a crime and you can report it to the police.

  37. Right to sue is absolute by FrankHS · · Score: 1

    I has been a long time since I took business law in college but one thing I remember is that you cannot contract away your right to sue. But having such a clause in the contract may discourage someone from trying to sue.

    I noticed the clause allows a small claims suit (The price of the game?) It also allows suits over intellectual property and piracy. It seems that they are trying to prevent lawsuits that would hurt them while keeping the right to sue when it benefits them.

    My guess is that if someone attempted to sue them the court would throw out those clauses.

    1. Re:Right to sue is absolute by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I has been a long time since I took business law in college but one thing I remember is that you cannot contract away your right to sue. But having such a clause in the contract may discourage someone from trying to sue.

      I noticed the clause allows a small claims suit (The price of the game?) It also allows suits over intellectual property and piracy. It seems that they are trying to prevent lawsuits that would hurt them while keeping the right to sue when it benefits them.

      My guess is that if someone attempted to sue them the court would throw out those clauses.

      You cannot give up your right to legal recourse. That does not have to be a lawsuit though, it could also be an arbitration. And with a mandatory arbitration clause, you can block all lawsuits. It's oddly not that uncommon here in the US.

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  38. Suing is for pussies by The+Evil+Brain · · Score: 0

    A real man would grab his AK47, load up his car with explosives and head down to their corporate headquarters. It's at 209 Redwood Shores Parkway, Redwood City, CA 94065. USA.

    1. Re:Suing is for pussies by geekmux · · Score: 1

      A real man would grab his AK47, load up his car with explosives and head down to their corporate headquarters. It's at 209 Redwood Shores Parkway, Redwood City, CA 94065. USA.

      And a real corporation would get back up, dust themselves off, portray that "real man" as a certified nutjob, and get back to the business of legally screwing their customers. Thanks for playing though, I enjoyed laughing at the splash from that pebble you threw in the ocean.

  39. Bad summary - just arbitration by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Informative
    This is really just binding arbitration. And the clauses in it are actually pretty reasonable: the arbitration is under AAA rules (so EA doesn't get to pick an arbitrator), the arbitration is held at "any place convenient for you" (which is HUGE - they don't require you to fly cross-country), and if the arbitrator decides in your favor and the award is more than EA's last settlement offer, they'll pay 150% of the settlement plus your attorney's fees. Honestly, as far as arbitration clauses go, this is one of the most consumer-friendly.

    But if you really think it's so onerous, then you can simply not agree to the EULA. It's not like you'll die if you don't play the latest Madden release.

    1. Re:Bad summary - just arbitration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      | This is really just binding arbitration. And the clauses in it are actually pretty reasonable...

      Your statement is a contradiction of terms.
      If you go to binding arbitration with any corporation, no matter who picks the arbitrator, the arbitrator knows who is paying the current and future bills and will decide heavily in favor of the corporation. I speak from experience.

    2. Re:Bad summary - just arbitration by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Or you just had no case. Ever think of that?

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  40. What if you don't agree to the EULA ? by Thanatiel · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why no group of (American) consumers has ever organized to buy a lot of product (ie: one each); then return said product because of the ridiculous EULA. After all you can only see it when you open the box. It should be printed all over, or readily available next to the boxes. Of course there is the risk that people would start to know what they are (blindly) agreeing to. (I expect some can actually read)

    Can a shop reject the return of the game because of the EULA how would they justify it ?

    I expect it's less of an issue with digital shops since a simple click could lead to an EULA that "nobody" would read.

    Nowadays I feel EULAs are looking more and more like "you agree to give us money and we agree to take your money. The service, product, support, ... may or may not work, exist and/or publish some private details of your live. It's not our problem, nor our fault.".

    I wonder if such EULAs have any weight in Europe.

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  41. Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has been a corporate stealth agenda in the US since the late 1980s.

    Don't believe me?

    What's your immediate reaction to the following phrases:
                McDonalds coffee lawsuit
                Jackpot justice
                Frivolous lawsuit
                Tort reform
    No need to reply, just hold the thought.

    Now go to http://hotcoffeethemovie.com/ and watch the trailer (if you have HBO watch the full film there, or rent the DVD after November).
    Now consider the sheer number of companies that have, or changed, EULAs, warranties, or other consumer contracts to preclude anything other than "binding arbitration".
    Guess who pays for the "arbitrators"?
    The company whose product or service you, the consumer, have had a problem with.
    Since said arbitrators are paid for the company, how many adverse rulings do you think you're going to see against the company?

    EA is just following suit of AT&T, Verizon, FINRA, auto dealers, and many others looking to minimize their "attack threshold", which is a good thing, right?

    PS: For extra credit research and discuss ALEC, and enjoy your weekend.

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    1. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      This has been a corporate stealth agenda in the US since the late 1980s.

      Don't believe me?

      What's your immediate reaction to the following phrases:
                              McDonalds coffee lawsuit

      My reaction was: LOL.

      Jackpot justice

      My reaction was: LOL.

      Frivolous lawsuit

      My reaction was: LOL.

      Tort reform

      My reaction was: LOL.

      No need to reply, just hold the thought.

      LOL? Not getting your point at all to be honest.

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    2. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      The only reason companies need to protect themselves against idiotic lawsuits like "Ouch, my coffee was hot!" is that these lawsuits are allowed to go through in the first place. These people need to be smacked in the mouth and sent home with a wet tissue. They shouldn't be allowed to sue for millions of dollars in damages cause their coffee was too hot, or cause they put their cats in the microwave or whatever else kind of idiocy the general population might come up with.

    3. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by Utah+Beerd · · Score: 1

      This has been a corporate stealth agenda in the US since the late 1980s. I would even implicate most of the politicians of the last few decades of supporting this deception (likely from fear of losing campaign cash). If you don't make a fuss when you see your civil rights disappearing, then you better not complain when they are gone.

    4. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by shentino · · Score: 1

      It's all well and good when the worst that can happen is that you'll yell yourself hoarse when your fusses fall on deaf ears.

      It's quite another when speaking out can get you sued or arrested.

      Ever heard of a SLAPP?

    5. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by izomiac · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The point of the documentary seems to be that propaganda from large corporations has made people think these are much larger problems then they actually are. People on both sides abuse the system. In the case of the coffee, the woman nearly died (Baux score of 95, with 140 being "comfort care only") with third degree burns to 6% of her body (16% burned total), and medical bills of $10,500 for her 8 day hospitalization, and over two years of treatment including skin graphs. Here is a picture of her burns, if you're still doubtful.

    6. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Should they be allowed to sue if the coffee was served so hot it caused the victim to get skin grafts on her vagina?

      Should the lawsuit be awarded by the jury if it turns out internal memos at the company indeed did indicate that the serving temperature was unsafe?

    7. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Basically what you're describing is the privatization of our legal system. I'm sure this will all work out wonderfully...

    8. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee lawsuit - I don't care how badly she was burned (3rd degree burns IIRC need skin graft to repair), it's not relevant. When you cut your arm with a chansaw, can you sue the company? No. Coffee is made from boiling water, she should have adjusted her behavior accordingly.

    9. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and over two years of treatment including skin graphs.

      Did that really include chromosomes?

    10. Re:Binding arbitration == The Corporate Holy Grail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you need software, game, atc, please come here http://www.pustakadownload.com/

  42. Time to write our own agreement by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

    Let's call it a "Vendor Payment Agreement". It starts with "By accepting payment you agree to...", then follow with negating EULA's presented after purchase, and other objectionable clauses. Then we just need to link this agreement to our credit cards/other payment methods, which is a a business opportunity for someone. Call it the "consumer protection card".

  43. Entirely moot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No matter what these folks would have you believe, you can't agree away your rights. That's one of the fundamental laws...

  44. I'm a bit tired of the "binding arbitration" TOS by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

    I doubt it would stand up in today's legal quagmire but from my point of view if the company acts so badly that they need a term preventing lawsuits then the contract agreement they are forcing on you is not being entered into in an honest capacity. Therefore they have entered a contract fraudulently and the contract itself is null and void.

    Yes I know I'm dreaming here because the US court system, among others, seems to have the rule of "deepest pockets win".

    On top of that we also have the "we are able to change this agreement at any time" clause which allows them to bend you over a barrel at any time.

    What a sad sad place this country has become.

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  45. So EA will naturally refund me for all the games by gearloos · · Score: 1

    So, naturally, EA is going to refund me for all their products I have since I am not agreeing and as such, like SONY, all network functionality is now not going to work. Like SONY, I paid money based on one model, and they have now changed all of that. When will the fkn retards of this world wise up and stop agreeing to this kind of strong arm tactics? Is the dam game that important to their life?

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  46. Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't play EA games. If you don't want to abide by their terms, you're welcome to just ignore all EA games.

    Note: this doesn't mean pirating/stealing them. Don't play them AT ALL. If they see 1M people playing their games but only had 300K sales, they'll blame it on cheap people turning to piracy rather than other potential issues.

    1. Re:Solution: by shentino · · Score: 1

      Pirates outnumber conscientiously objecting consumers probably about a dozen to one.

  47. Boycott by Utah+Beerd · · Score: 1

    So long Madden! It was nice knowing you.

  48. Re:Yea, this is going to stand the test in court . by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

    But they have been, or did you forget the US Supreme Court verdict that allowed companies to prevent you from arbitrating them with class action lawsuits?

    This is merely an extension of that.

  49. Enforceable? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Sure you can agree to anything via a blind EULA, but that doesn't mean its enforceable if what they are demanding isn't legal in the first place. And i would assume preemptively giving up the right to sue would qualify.

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  50. This is NOT binding arbitration by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    Binding arbitration says you agree to first go through the process of arbitration, and IF you reach a settlement in arbitration, then it's binding. Binding arbitration clauses do NOT prohibit you from proceeding to a lawsuit if the arbitration is unsuccessful.

    IANAL, but I seriously doubt this clause will survive a challenge.

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  51. Lets test if this EULA en masse by ukemike · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everyone go to the local retailer and buy an EA game. Open it (don't be gentle with the packaging) begin to install it. When the EULA comes up stop the process return the store and tell them that the EULA is unacceptable and you want your money back. If they don't take it back the the EULA is not a valid contract, if they have to take back hundreds or thousands of partly used games then it'll cost them a fortune.

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    1. Re:Lets test if this EULA en masse by shentino · · Score: 1

      Sure, and watch as the stores you return the half opened software to

      1. Refuse to return it, forcing you to deal with EA directly for a refund
      2. Exercise their right to refuse service and simply kick you out completely

    2. Re:Lets test if this EULA en masse by Travelsonic · · Score: 2

      You seem to be under the mistaken guise that the so called "right to refuse" is actually absolute.

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    3. Re:Lets test if this EULA en masse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Store policy is no returns of opened software".

  52. Oh, Very Well Then by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to sue them now, before I agree to their TOS. Too bad you can't sue someone for sucking, that'd be an open-and-shut case right there. Maybe I'll just continue my trend of not buying any of their games, though I have to admit the new Star Wars MMO is pretty tempting. I don't know that it's tempting enough to waive my right to sue them. They haven't done anything I'd want to sue them for (except sucking) up until now, but them putting that in there makes me think they're planning something.

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    1. Re:Oh, Very Well Then by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      The new SW MMO is just WoW with lightsabers and guns. Enter a big room and start killing bad guys, watch as their friends 20m away don't react at all until you are in their agro range. Just like every other MMORPG, it's pathetic. You can avoid EA: just play WoW and imagine the female Tauren in the group is Princess Leia.

  53. Who cares by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    I haven't bought an EA product since they dissolved Origin. FU EA.

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  54. UnAmerican UnConscienable UnEnforceable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're OUT!!

    I wonder if this ea even pays corporate taxes in the US..

  55. Contract terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the contract terms say that customers can't storm the offices en masse and toss the executives into a running chipper/shredder? As long as they are making law they might want to include that one as well. Video games make people crazy.

  56. Re:Biting off more than they know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the warnings on the boxes of their crap that indicate the purchaser will need a lawyer to weed through the lawyerspeak and legal doublespeak? Where there is no meeting of the minds, there can be no binding contract. All corporations beware. We the people.. are not so stupid as to know when we are getting hornswoggled. It is quite easy to initiate boycotts online these days Schmucks.

  57. Does this apply to EA as well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this apply equally to EA as well? From what I have seen of the EULA, both parties agree not to bring any legal action. So, If someone illegally downloads a product covered by this EULA and then agrees to said EULA, are they then free of further legal action by EA? Seems like it to me, but I am not a lawyer...

  58. Reverse EULA... by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    I wonder, if acting as an agent of these guys by pushing their wares, you could slip in a note and add your own personal payment EULA. Like.. By accepting this payment.. (fill in the blanks). Then when pizza face boy at game stop takes your money and note (keep a copy) you lock them down the same way.. yeah yeah yeah.. prolly not.. but it would be an interesting ride I guess..

  59. Agreement Illegal in Australia by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    Under Australian law it is illegal to infer in any contract or license agreement that said agreement overrides "legislative law" , To do so allows said company to be fines up to $10,000 "per offence". Consumer law is very well defined in Australia and extremely complex, when I was working in the high court I was surprised by how many companies had their contracts/licenses thrown out and then have to face a huge volley of fines.

  60. New Zealand too by Mistakill · · Score: 1

    IANAL but this will also not apply in New Zealand... you cant contract out of your legal duties/rights under the NZ Consumer Guarantee's Act

  61. Invalid by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the US, but at least in parts of the EU, such a clause is automatically invalid.

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  62. Every companies will be doing this. by antdude · · Score: 1

    It looks like all companies are copying this idea to avoid lawsuits. :(

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  63. Problems with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So EA can always offer to settle for $1 and when they loose the max that they have to pay is %150 of $1 or $1.50 plus fees?

    Also, how exactly do you refuse the EULA after you purchase a game? I mean it's an open box and I don't think anybody will give your money back at that point. Do they offer to rebate the purchase price if you mail it back to them?

  64. Not in CA by tsotha · · Score: 1

    Contract law is all about what rights can't be signed away, so whether or not you can sue anyway probably depends on where you live. I guarantee you this isn't enforceable in California.

  65. They can't apply this provision in Russia by burbilog · · Score: 1

    The law in Russia clearly states that any statement in ANY agreement that goes aginst the law is void.

  66. EULA adds new twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contracts requiring arbitration rather than law suit are legal and enforceable but putting the language in an EULA adds another dimension to the legality: I cannot be held accountable to the terms of a contract I wasn't aware of and didn't agree to.

    So now here's the scenario: I buy an EA game, throw it onto my computer or console and, unlike 99.9% of users, actually read the terms of the EULA. I refuse to agree to the terms so I take the game back to the store...which refuses to refund my money. My next recourse is to attempt getting a refund directly from EA. Failing that I obviously - we obviously - have grounds for a lawsuit.

  67. You can still sue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... You merely loose your licence to use the product after that, that's all.

    And why sue a video game manufacturer anyway? It will probably be something like "I paid but it doesn't actually work/crashes/is not like advertising claims". So you are not going to use it anyway - suing will work fine here.