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  1. TechCrunch are noobs on TechCrunch Urges Developers: Replace C Code With Rust (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    The day TC can write this in Rust i'll spray WD40 all over my screen. main(int c,char**v){return!m(v[1],v[2]);}m(char*s,char*t){return*t-42?*s?63==*t|*s==*t&&m(s+1,t+1):!*t:m(s,t+1)||*s&&m(s+1,t);} Jake.

  2. VIC-20 with datasette on Ask Slashdot: What Was Your First Home Computer? · · Score: 2

    My first home computer was the Commodore VIC-20 with a datasette (cassette deck). The beast first thought me Basic and later assembler. The VIC was later sold, and a Commodore 64 with a 1541 diskette drive took it's place. What a time !

    Jake.

  3. Sue them on TP-Link Begins Lockdown of Firmware In Response To FCC · · Score: 1

    A clash action against fcc for violating the fourth amendment would be a start. There action are so wrong and misaligned. Are they bought by Crocks In Suits?

  4. wtf? Don't blame the semantics in the language on The Effect of Programming Language On Software Quality · · Score: 1

    Don't blame the semantics in the language - blame the meat head 40 cm in front of the illuminated screen!

  5. What a waste of Tax money. on US Navy Develops Robot Boat Swarm To Overwhelm Enemies · · Score: 1

    This has been tried before. A single high power multi spectrum RF jammer can stop the command and control and inter-communication of the swarm... Hell you can buy one from Ebay!

  6. Die! on Ask Slashdot: How Do SSDs Die? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Death by tray it is!

  7. Hallelujah on FBI Launches $1 Billion Nationwide Face Recognition System · · Score: 1

    Hallelujah Mr Orwell. Except for the date you were spot on. Sad but true .

  8. Google is just making small adjustments... on Google Patents Profit-Maximizing Dynamic Pricing · · Score: 1

    They have redefined "no evil..." to "We not evil" - do i smell Balmish standars here?

  9. Yadda Yadda giberish on The PHP Singularity · · Score: 1

    What works ain't broken. What is broke doesn't work. Nuff said move along rant at something else.

  10. Because... on BSA Claims Half of PC Users Are Pirates · · Score: 1

    Half of all software is utter crap.

  11. Comfort and cost - ehh? on Boeing To Deliver First 787 Today · · Score: 1

    What about Quality?

  12. illegal behavior on EA's New User Agreement Bans Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    This is hilarious. Thank god it is considered illegal in writing to force a person to accept a contract denying them to sue in case of conflict or other situation where legal actions are necessary . Now we can sue them for illegal EULA's.....

  13. Illegal behavior. on Crowdsourcing Speeds Evolution of 3D Printable Objects · · Score: 0

    This is hilarious. Thank god it is considered illegal in writing to force a person to accept a contract denying them to sue in case of conflict or other situation where legal actions are necessary . Now we can sue them for illegal EULA's.....

  14. Re:Oxidizers == Death on Imaging the Molecular Orbitals of Pentacene · · Score: 2

    What you actually write between the lines is that you skipped chem classes and confused muscular science with nutrition...

  15. Re:Oxidizers == Death on Imaging the Molecular Orbitals of Pentacene · · Score: 2

    Okay, i'll stop breathing then...

  16. Extortion on Microsoft Wants $15 Per Android Smartphone · · Score: 1

    Corporate license fee a modern name for plain old extortion.

  17. The fall of the free empire on US Supreme Court: Video Games Qualify For First Amendment · · Score: 0, Troll

    We are not free but slaves of puritanism...

  18. Re:None of them on Ask Slashdot: Best Linux Distro For Computational Cluster? · · Score: 0

    Just imagine a Beowulf cluster of bullcrap!

  19. So happy for my Mac on Bing Is Cheating, Copying Google Search Results · · Score: 1

    I am so happy that I own a Mac. Apple are not evil. And I don't give a F{Notice: Apple Cloud has deleted an obscene word - we take care. Apple Inc.}K about what others say.

  20. Oops on State of the Union Address Goes Web 2.0 · · Score: 1

    The state seem to be broken....States my Chrome browser..

  21. VB is dead. on Pro Silverlight 4 In VB · · Score: 0

    Nuff said..

  22. Sue the darn money elite... on Bank of America Cuts Off Wikileaks Transactions · · Score: 1

    Someone in US should take legal actions against these mega corporations which obviously (seen from a european eye) are violating US constitution!

  23. Copyright claims on TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old · · Score: 1

    The video is a perfectly clear example of why Copyright suck.

  24. Re:I've never given money to a web site before on WikiLeaks Releases Cache of 400,000 Iraq War Documents · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's scary. In old communist Russia one would be scared of donating to something that critiqued or opposed the government. But now in todays western society we are apparently scared of doing this. This definitely shows that our governments are on the WRONG TRACK!

  25. Bullocks on SCO Puts Unix Assets On the Block · · Score: 1

    'Our goal is to ensure continued viability for SCO, its customers, employees and the Unix technology.'

    Thats just bullocks.. They have destroyed Unix V and scammed the world. These so called exec's from SCO should be charged for destroying a legacy and scamming the entire IT world.. They belong behind bars.