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After Six Days of Outages, BofA Claims It Hasn't Been Hacked

Lucas123 writes "After six days of spotty service and outages with its online and mobile sites, Bank of America today said it has not been the victim of a denial of service attack, hacking or malware. Yet, the bank has set up a new homepage that it says will help customers navigate to the proper online service. Internet monitoring service Keynote said the outage is unprecedented in banking. 'I don't think we've seen as significant and as long an outage with any bank. And I've been with Keynote for 16 years now,' said Shawn White, vice president of operations for web monitoring service Keynote Systems. In the meantime, a BofA spokeswoman continued to divulge what might be happening, saying 'We're not going to get into the technical details. We're not going to comment on the technicalities of what we do.' Speculation among experts has been that the site is under attack."

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  1. Its true... by Moheeheeko · · Score: 0

    DDoS isnt technically hacking persay....

    1. Re:Its true... by halfEvilTech · · Score: 1

      Not to the media, they are one in the same even though we may know better.

    2. Re:Its true... by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

      whoops, missed a bit, ill learn to RTFA more carefull next time

    3. Re:Its true... by ynot_reprise · · Score: 1

      Bank of America today said it has not been the victim of a denial of service attack, hacking or malware.

      Read between the commas and you will understand the OP was not saying DDoS is a form of hacking

    4. Re:Its true... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      To the media guessing someone's yahoo password (hint, it's 'password') is hacking.

    5. Re:Its true... by jimpop · · Score: 1

      Traffic is traffic. 6 days, to scale-up a financial infrastructure, is actually pretty good.

    6. Re:Its true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      per se

    7. Re:Its true... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Given the bail out that has been reciprocated by lying to mortgage holders,(dual tracking BoA calls it), and the President publicly disrespected. This apparent DDoS couldn't have happened to a better person, errrrrrrrrr corporation. I am entirely grateful that a certain pin head isn't in a government position to bail these things out; again. if Bank of America closed their doors and dissolved tomorrow, so what.

      I do propose a going away party the day after Bank of America closes.

    8. Re:Its true... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It depends on how you do it. If you pwn 10,000 PCs with code you wrote and DDoS someone with your home made botnet, it is indeed a hack.

      However, I doubt this is a hack. Their servers are probably overloaded from all the people logging on to cancel their accounts. Why pay the 5 bucks when their competition doesn't charge? Durbin was right; this isn't a DDoS, it's a Netflixing. Their CEO is incredibly out of touch (like most bankers). I hope they go out of business.

      They should listen to the antitea protesters who are now protesting wall street in 50 cities. People are really pissed off; wall street ignores us at their peril.

    9. Re:Its true... by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Why pay the 5 bucks when their competition doesn't charge?

      Because you can't log in to the webserver to cancel? Perhaps the denial of service was internal and intentional.

    10. Re:Its true... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You can, you know, actually show up at the bank in person.

    11. Re:Its true... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      Because you can't log in to the webserver to cancel? Perhaps the denial of service was internal and intentional.

      So get out of your "Command Centre" and up the stairs / Stenna lift, pop yourself in your obesity scooter, and trundle on over to the nearest branch with your personal details in hand, and pull all of your cash out of the bank there and then, in form of a Banker's Draft if you live in a less-than-safe neighbourhood. Instruct them to provide you with the details of your direct debits, then cancel all of them. Scoot on over to your local credit union or other financial institution and set up an account with your big wad of cash / Banker's Draft, and have them contact the companies to set up new DD's. If they can't, spend half an hour calling the companies yourself.

      There is always a way.

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    12. Re:Its true... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Mom! MOM! Cook me a hot pocket and get the sunblock! I'm going. outside.

    13. Re:Its true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "persay"???

      If you are going to use a term, at least learn to spell it, even if you don't know what it means ...

    14. Re:Its true... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Eh, screw it. It's only $5.

  2. Mistake in submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'a BofA spokeswoman continued to divulge what might be happening'

    Divulging is the opposite of what they're doing.

    1. Re:Mistake in submission by Lucas123 · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the world of typos. It happens. Move along and comment on the content of the article.

    2. Re:Mistake in submission by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      A typo is a mistaken letter, typed on accident that may or may not change the meaning of the intended word.

      This is just the wrong word used.

    3. Re:Mistake in submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww. Why so butthurt?

    4. Re:Mistake in submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone with mod points, mod this retard down into oblivion.

      People like this are why slashdot is a steaming pile.

    5. Re:Mistake in submission by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I would say we have a bit too many comments like yours.

  3. If they weren't hacked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would be even scarier. Six days of spotty service for no good reason?

    1. Re:If they weren't hacked... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Even worse, those six days are right at the beginning of the month, when many folks pay rent, bills, etc.

      That has got to suck.

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    2. Re:If they weren't hacked... by krotkruton · · Score: 1

      There ya go. I mean, it's not like BofA doesn't have plenty of PR people and that those PR people decided that denying it was a hack was the best course of action. So, what could have happened that would be worse for their image than admitting to getting hacked for 6 days?

    3. Re:If they weren't hacked... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Didn't suck at all, in fact until this article I had no idea they were having problems. Several first of the month billpay transactions worked just fine.

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    4. Re:If they weren't hacked... by icebike · · Score: 1

      that would be even scarier. Six days of spotty service for no good reason?

      They have a reason. Its not a good one. I'm not aware of any GOOD reason for a 6 day outage.

      Their reason according to the Wall Street Journal article is a botched upgrade.

      Someone in IT is having a very bad week.

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    5. Re:If they weren't hacked... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Depends on whether you'd classify millions of depositors (attempting) withdrawing their funds simultaneously as a good reason or not.

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    6. Re:If they weren't hacked... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      All my billpay transactions are working just fine. Now, if only I could log in to pay off the creditcard those were all billed to...

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    7. Re:If they weren't hacked... by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      They have a reason. Its not a good one. I'm not aware of any GOOD reason for a 6 day outage.

      The recent outage of Kernel.org had good reason. It was hacked, so they shut it down to re-build the systems.

    8. Re:If they weren't hacked... by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

          Well, you have to figure what they could say...

          "We've been down for a week, because ...."

          1) "... because hackers took control of most of the network."

          2) "... because a paramilitary group seized control of our datacenters."

          3) "... because we don't want our customers retrieving the records before they leave over the $5/transaction fee"

          4) "... because the IT people have been real busy fixing it. So busy in fact, that we couldn't ask one of them for clarification on if it was a hack, DoS, or gross negligence."

          5) "... because ... FUCK YOU , that's why. It's our bank, you're just the customer. That'll be another $5 fee for asking. Get back in line before we charge you more."

          Oddly enough, the reason I have absolutely refused to deal with BoA for several years, is because they seem to prefer the 5th option. I see they haven't changed their bad habits.

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    9. Re:If they weren't hacked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the problems with the webpage compounded the load on their servers, and so on in a vicious cycle? When things don't work on a website that they have to use, most people keep trying again and again. The less it works, the more frustrated they get, and the more rapidly they click buttons, making rapid requests against an already-struggling system. At some point it could very well become a DDoS attack, in effect. Not sure how you'd prevent it though, short of not having problems in the first place and properly planning for the load in advance.

      I guess one start would be to make better error messages, assuring the user that their transaction has been saved and they will be notified via email (or text, if they enter their phone number) when it has be processed or when it will be available for completion by the user. Or if the transaction could not reliably be saved, then tell the user that their transaction has been canceled AND CANCEL IT COMPLETELY, and tell them they will be notified when the transaction can be attempted again, and then do so. In other words, practice good customer service online. I guess you could also lock users out so that only the servers handling the front page take the hit, and then of course design your architecture so that you can offload the login-screen to separate servers for which you can allocate additional processing power and bandwidth dynamically in the case of such problems. Being locked-out as a user would be annoying, but it's better than being unsure whether your transactions completed or not, and whether you double-paid. And it would lessen the system load. Or you could do a partial lockout if only part of the system is misbehaving, and make it clear what's locked, why, and for how long, or provide notification when it becomes available.

      My big problem with most webpages is that I don't trust the error-handling in place. This distrust makes users feel the need to protect themselves--to make sure their transaction goes through, which only makes the problem worse. So maybe this type of approach could help?

    10. Re:If they weren't hacked... by laurelraven · · Score: 1

      The recent outage of Kernel.org had good reason. It was hacked, so they shut it down to re-build the systems.

      1) At least they admitted they got hacked.

      2) I imagine BofA either has on hand, or could very quickly get, more (in quantity) competent techs to take care of this than kernel.org has available. They also have a lot more disposable income to take care of this. (mind you, I don't really know how many people either have available for this sort of work, or how much money is available to kernel.org's maintainers for this sort of thing)

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  4. Divulging by ShaunC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a BofA spokeswoman continued to divulge what might be happening

    I don't think that word means what you think it means...

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    1. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inconceivable!

    2. Re:Divulging by PIBM · · Score: 1

      I guess they were going for the archaic version:

      Definition of DIVULGE
      transitive verb
      1
      archaic : to make public : proclaim

    3. Re:Divulging by roblarky · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's irregardless.

    4. Re:Divulging by need4mospd · · Score: 2, Informative

      For all intensive purposes, I think it's perfectly cromulent.

    5. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INTENTS and PURPOSES

      not intensive

    6. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

      ...because the use of the word, "cromulent," in that same sentence wasn't enough of a hint.

      (...you oaf.)

    7. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Substituting your "archaic" definition:

      In the meantime, a BofA spokeswoman continued to make public what might be happening, saying 'We're not going to get into the technical details. We're not going to comment on the technicalities of what we do.'

      So, they're still explaining the event by refusing to comment on the details? Maybe it "continued" that gave the author problems.

    8. Re:Divulging by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      I could care less.

    9. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your just being a troll cause u think there joke is funnier than you'res

    10. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are in agreeance that, irregarless of what they say, this is suspicious.

    11. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxfffffffffffffffkkkkkkkkkkk please stop now kthxbye

    12. Re:Divulging by sexconker · · Score: 1

      We are in agreeance that, irregarless of what they say, this is suspicious.

      Suspicuous.

    13. Re:Divulging by icebike · · Score: 1

      Not refusing to comment.

      Botched technology upgrade is the official response.

      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203388804576612803222293510.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTWhatsNewsCollection

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    14. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "for all INTENTS and purposes".

      Jesus.

    15. Re:Divulging by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "for all intense porpoises"?

    16. Re:Divulging by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure that unpossible.

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    17. Re:Divulging by morty_vikka · · Score: 1

      I think you're misunderestimating the author's vocabulary...

    18. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... that's "vocabulatory", by the way ...

    19. Re:Divulging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      divulge
      verb (used with object), -vulged, -vulging.
      to disclose or reveal (something private, secret, or previously unknown).

      I think it means what they think it means, but thats not what she's doing.

    20. Re:Divulging by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      The whole topic is highly inflammable.

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  5. Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by shaidom · · Score: 2

    I think we should all have an accoutn wioth a 2nd back - becuase what if your primary bank is taken down technologically and you need to pay bills... all my bills are electronic I get NO paperbills at this point....

    1. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right... Because its so easy to have TWO bank accounts with balances good enough to pay the mortgage.

    2. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by vlm · · Score: 0

      If you have less than one months cash in savings, you're financially on your deathbed anyway.

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    3. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by DanTheStone · · Score: 2

      Or you're financially getting started. There's no need to be an elitist.

    4. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not just bank with a better institution. I just read earlier today that BofA is going to institute a $5/month fee for the "privilege" of using your debit card (which of course is on top of the 3% fee they charge to the merchant). Why does anyone still have an account with this company? It's not like there's a shortage of banks in this country to do your banking with. There's also thousands of credit unions.

      At this point, it seems like anyone that still has an account with BofA must be a moron.

    5. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that - I have already penciled in a visit to a local bank this weekend and intend to set up an account with them and transfer out of BoA.

    6. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Why not just bank with a better institution. I just read earlier today that BofA is going to institute a $5/month fee for the "privilege" of using your debit card (which of course is on top of the 3% fee they charge to the merchant).

      At least some speculation in the media has been that some or all of BofA's system problems may be due to self-inflicted system load increase in the form of large number of online account inquiries and cancellations prompted by the debit card service fee.

    7. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by ynot_reprise · · Score: 1

      If you have less than one months cash in savings, you're financially on your deathbed anyway.

      Thank you, Suzie Orman. Now someone please call a medic!

    8. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by tmosley · · Score: 2

      In this economy, those are the same thing, sadly.

    9. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Took care of that last year, when I was bitten by their nasty habit of processing debits before credits (one emergency purchase later, in spite of getting paid the night before they processed the check)...

      Much happier at the local credit union. Now, they pay me 7% on my checking account balance, and I get reimbursed for any ATM fees I incur. TBH, I wish I would have done this years ago.

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    10. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the $5 monthly charge is in response to the U.S. Congress slashing the allowed fees the card associations (Visa, MasterCard, etc.) can can charge the merchant. Previously the rates would vary anywhere from 2%-5% depending on the brand, card type, etc. They are now capped at 21 cents plus 0.05% (in other words, 5 one thousandths) of the overall transaction amount.

      The banks have to make money somewhere -- how do you think they could afford to offer free checking accounts with no minimum monthly balance? On the flip side, do you think merchants will suddenly reduce their prices 3 percent? I'd be willing to bet most of them will just pocket the difference.

      I'm not saying BofA is a saint in all this, the fee may be exhorbitant, or it could have implemented better, but if your theory is this is all due to corporate greed, all they're doing is replacing taking bank revenue and giving it to the WalMarts and Targets of the world.

      Back on the subject of the original article, it doesn't matter to me if it's hacking, DDoS, or just system failure, an outage this long is unacceptable.

      ****Disclaimer: I work for a credit card company****

    11. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The banks have to make money somewhere

      Yes, it's called "interest". 35 years ago, there were no fees for writing checks, and that was the common way to pay for your groceries, even though it's obviously a far less efficient way of transferring money than debit cards. You went to a bank, got a checking account, paid for a book of checks, and used those to pay for your groceries and bills. Banks had to have people and equipment to process all these pieces of paper. But somehow, they didn't have to charge fees to merchants or customers for this service, beyond the price of the checks themselves (which was really a fee you paid to the check-making company, not the bank). Then along came ATMs, and even though computers and electronics were far more expensive back then, you could go to just about any bank's ATM and use your other-bank's ATM card to withdraw money from the machine, and amazingly, there was no fee for this service!

      Fast-forward to today, and these big greedy banks want fees for everything. What's the difference? Well one big difference I see is that back then, they didn't have giant national or international banks, the ones regular people used were in-state only and much smaller. Similarly, if you use a credit union or small bank today, they also don't have all these stupid fees that the giant banks have. So economies of scale obviously don't work in the case of banking, it works the other way around: the smaller the institution, the fewer the fees and the better the customer service, probably because small institutions don't have to pay hundred-million-dollar bonuses to their executives and don't have to worry so much about stock price and shareholder dividends.

      all they're doing is replacing taking bank revenue and giving it to the WalMarts and Targets of the world.

      They're also giving it to the Jim's Diners, John's Barbershops, Ralph's Garages, and countless other small businesses who are struggling in this economy and could stand to keep more of the money they earn from their customers, so they can expand their business and hire more people. Everyone keeps saying we need more jobs, well jobs come from small business, not big corporations. Help the small businesses and they'll improve the economy for everyone.

    12. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by WoOS · · Score: 1

      You should maybe start to wonder, where those 7% are payed from. Due to TANSTAAFL your local credit union must be in some high risk operation for earning that interest.

    13. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...they pay me 7% on my checking account balance..."

      I think you forgot a decimal point.

    14. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is false. They don't charge a 3% fee to the merchant. This new charge was enacted because federal law now prohibits the banks from charging more than 21 cents per transaction in the Durbin amendment of the Dodd-frank financial reform bill.

    15. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by cdrguru · · Score: 2

      The problem with trying to make laws to fine-tune the "consumer experience" is that they forget some minor little item. This time they forgot to include that the banks shouldn't be passing their costs for debit card processing onto customers rather than merchants.

      I guess the Congressfolks never dreamed that this revenue was going to come from somewhere else if they blocked banks getting it from the merchants.

    16. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by sexconker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you have less than one months cash in savings, you're financially on your deathbed anyway.

      Thank you, Suzie Orman. Now someone please call a medic!

      I had gone about 2 years without hearing or seeing that woman.
      I had completely forgot she existed.

      And you reminded me.
      Fuck you.

    17. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 1

      $60 a year to be cashless is hardly a big deal, but the perception is that they are committing highway robbery. People probably bank with them because they don't care or don't want to deal with switching accounts at this time, but they are hardly morons. Besides, what is to stop your next bank from doing the same thing? Better to let things fall out.

    18. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Dahan · · Score: 4, Informative

      (which of course is on top of the 3% fee they charge to the merchant)

      No, it's instead of the 3% fee they charge the merchant. The whole reason they're going to make the debit card user pay the fee instead of having the merchant pass the fee along to the user through the product price is because as of a few days ago, it's illegal for them to charge the merchant more than $0.21 + 0.05%. Now I'm all for turning hidden fees into non-hidden ones, but we all know that merchants aren't going to reduce their prices now that they no longer have to pay large debit card fees.

      It's not like there's a shortage of banks in this country to do your banking with.

      What about banks that don't charge a debit card fee? The number of those is definitely on the decline. Wells Fargo, Chase, and SunTrust are also planning on charging accountholders a fee to use their debit cards.

    19. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Besides, what is to stop your next bank from doing the same thing?

      Simple: a small bank or credit union can't afford to lose, say, 10,000 customers. BofA is "too big to fail" (and also makes lots of money in things other than personal bank accounts) so they don't care if some of their customers quit.

      And yes, people who put up with increasing abuse because they're too lazy to switch are morons.

    20. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Those are all almost as big as BofA. Try going to a credit union, or a small bank.

    21. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Or you're financially getting started. There's no need to be an elitist.

      Yeah, but if you're so financially neophytic that you don't have enough cash in the bank to cover one month's expenses, you'd have to be pretty much a complete idiot to get a mortgage, and a bank would have to be doubly so to give you one. Just saying.

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    22. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      As tremendously lame as that $5/mo fee is, the writing is on the wall and soon all commercial banks will be charging some sort of debit card fee. It seems that the fees they can charge merchants for accepting debit card transactions have been capped by law, credit card fees are not capped. Guess which type of transaction they want to push people towards.

      Credit Unions may not go this route, but who knows? It's not like banks are exactly making tons of money to be able to tolerate not charging fees.

    23. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The whole reason they're going to make the debit card user pay the fee instead of having the merchant pass the fee along to the user through the product price is because the government has allowed enough mergers that they no longer have to compete with other banks for cows err customers. "

      Sorry - needed to fix that for you.

    24. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is america, everyone is entitled to have credit and spend more than they make. The country can't run without that.

    25. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USAA, the best bank in the world. Too bad you have to be prior military or a dependent of a military member to get in.

    26. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, it was a good law. The merchants can't refuse to bank with sociopaths, and the fees didn't come from the bank's customers. This introduces much needed competition from the people who matter -- the bank's customers.

      My (small) bank isn't charging these stupid fees. BoA can pound sand. Any BoA customer who doesn't change banks is incredibly stupid, and BoA is stupid for pulling this stunt.

    27. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I've never had a month's cash in savings, and I'm 59. Hasn't hurt me a bit.

      You can have ten year's salary and still get wiped out. Nothing is certain.

    28. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2

      You could stop using banks, and go visit a local credit union. I had a long meeting with a loan officer at my bank, and a week later, found out I wasn't approved for a used car loan that I wanted (they got ALL my info backwards somehow, and the loan officer couldn't actually approve, and had to send it off to some department).. Called a local credit union, was talking to a person in less than 3 rings, and was approved for the car loan (at a better rate) over the phone, in about 5 min. I pulled out of that bank the following Saturday. Haven't missed them yet.

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    29. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Just curious - can you elaborate how that's even possible (for but one of many examples, how have you ever made a downpayment on anything even medium-sized if that's true) ? Do you live off the grid? Are you weasel-wording "cash"? Are you paid for your work in stock certificates? Do you have a hole full of doubloons in the backyard? And how are you planning to retire?

    30. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Leebert · · Score: 1

      At this point, it seems like anyone that still has an account with BofA must be a moron.

      I've been with them since NationsBank. Back in, err... 199x or so, they were the ONLY bank that was offering web banking that actually supported Netscape 4 on Linux. All of the other banks were kicking people out who weren't using IE, or at least Netscape on Windows.

      They've always done a good job of being platform independent in their web banking, and that gained a HUGE amount of loyalty to them from me.

      While they've done their fair share of stupid things (like charging you for not using pre-printed deposit slips for a little while there), these days they don't give me much trouble. Personally, I have free checking, and I don't use a debit card.

      So, you may think me a moron if you wish, but I'm perfectly happy where I am. (N.B. I do have two credit union accounts also).

    31. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by tombeard · · Score: 1

      I understand their processing cost is $0.14, but their processing fee has been cut from $0.44 to $0.22 So they are "making up the loss" with the fee. FWIW.

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    32. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further research. Your statement isnt true.

    33. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      They've always done a good job of being platform independent in their web banking

      I've had good experiences, mediocre experiences, and fail experiences. My BoA credit card is getting cancelled because they keep trying to sell me "credit protection" and reporting services, and their calls and junk mail are getting annoying.

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    34. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BofA is "too big to fail" "
      Sadly, this is very true - the feds would keep them afloat rather than let them go under - I HATE that.

    35. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us never chose to do business with BofA. Mortgages were bought and sold and bought and sold, and they ended up with them, while the government bailed them out with our tax dollars.

      BofA and their government employees can go die somewhere for all I care. They're an awful bank.

    36. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you were fine, with at least three month's expenses in the bank when the world economy tanked, your mortgage rates shot up and the value of your home went in the toilet. Your association came looking to make up the difference on unpaid assessments from your broke neighbors and your bank started charging for basic services.

      Unsurprisingly, you were laid off like everyone else. You started carrying a balance on your credit card just to feed the family and pay the bills while you try to get a new job in a horrible economy. Then the CC company reduced your credit line to below your existing balance and hit you with both an overage fee and a shiny-new 25% APR. Then, just to add injury to injury, you get sick while you're already desperately trying to afford that bullshit COBRA coverage. PS, your kid badly needs dental work.

      Thus far, all you've done wrong is not find a job fast enough under shit conditions... and get sick.

      It's easy to get shitty with people when you think you're doing just fine and being responsible. It makes you feel like you're in control and bad things only happen to people that are irresponsible and deserve it. Well... I've got news for ya... your shit isn't actually under control. Things change quickly and it snowballs fast, even for wealthy and well-prepared people. And our meager "socialist" unemployment insurance isn't going to save you. It just might manage to keep you from dying for a while.

      So maybe you could be just a little less judgmental. There are lots of people out there right now on the brink, who didn't do anything wrong. The last thing they need are pricks like you acting like their misery is all their own fault.

    37. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      It's not like there's a shortage of banks in this country to do your banking with.

      Yes and no. If you want to have an account with a large national bank, pretty much all of them have jumped on the "charge a fee for using your debit card" bandwagon already. Regions did it recently, and in a very, very scummy way. They notified customers of the change with our statement for August, which arrived the first week of September, notifying us that the change would be effective in September, and first charged on the October statement. I had less than 2 weeks to get an account setup with another bank (I went with a local credit union, and am much, much happier, also charged much, much less for the privilege). As it was I barely got it done in time, needless to say I'm still pissed, even though I'm no longer a customer (nor will I ever be one again). Other banks have apparently given more of a 30 day notice of the changes, which is more reasonable, but still not exactly allowing for long-range planning. (Personally I think they should have given 90 days notice on the changes, that would give everyone time to change banks without causing problems.)

      At this point, it seems like anyone that still has an account with BofA must be a moron.

      Given the short notice these banks have been giving on dropping this new charge on people I won't go that far. But anyone not already working on moving to a different bank is one. The only way BofA and the other big greedy banks will possibly learn anything is if customers abandon them in droves, and they lose money due to it.

      Frankly it feels like banking is devolving into a pre-1990s state.

    38. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the fuck should the merchants reduce their prices? when people pay them cash they get the entire balance. the people who have use the "convenience" of a card should pay the cost of using it, it should have never been the merchant.

    39. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's their own fault for using a for-profit bank instead of a non-profit credit union. It's their own fault for deciding to sink their life savings into a single investment: their home. Nobody needs to own a home, especially in situations where it would put you into a massive debt. Diversification and debt aversion are prudent fiscal strategy, yet common sense goes out the window when it involves a North American and deciding whether to rent or buy. Anybody that bought anywhere close to the height of the bubble were idiots anyway; dot-com was a warning.

      i'm not saying that people down on their luck aren't unlucky. However, I was taught to always save for a rainy day and to never get into debt. I've been through school, worked 2, sometimes 3 shit jobs, so while i do have compassion for those who are truly down on their luck, who the fuck who carries a balance on their CC would even think to get into debt for a house? for this to be considered normal shows how truly fucked we all are.

    40. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You are a Moron. In the 1980s we called them Blood of Apartheid because they were literally the last major bank in the USA to stop making excuses for their investment in openly apartheid-supporting corporations. By putting your money with BofA instead of a local credit union you are funding evil. Why not keep the money in the community where it can benefit local business? Or would you prefer to continue to aid the kleptocracy with removing all the currency from this country?

      Meanwhile, my podunk credit union manages a browser-independent web interface which I've used from firefox and chromium on Linux.

      You're not just stupid, you're evil, and willfully so. We all do evil things in the western world in the course of our day because our society is crafted so (e.g. any time you buy a bag of tasty, tasty Fritos, you're contributing to the destruction of the soil via continuous corn and to the profits of Monsanto which has demonstrated a repeated willingness to salt the earth for profit... and which now sells practically all seed corn in the USA that's not organic. But virtually all corn in the world is now contaminated with their genes anyway.) But you're making excuses based on old features?

      Bring on the troll mods, but the fact is that when you give your money to a bank it does stuff with it, and BofA does evil with it.

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    41. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The banks have to make money somewhere

      Yes. It's called wise investment. The banks are supposed to carefully decide who to loan your money to so that they receive a return on their investment, which then provides a profit. Instead, the banks now see the people who lend them the money in the first place (the customers) as dairy cattle to be milked as often, as hard, and as voluminously as possible, so that executives may put the maximum amount of money in their pockets at the end of the day.

      I'm not saying BofA is a saint in all this

      That is good, because in this case (fees for debit card use) they are simply the money changers and we don't even have to ask WWJD. (Not that I think that's the end-all question or anything, I just love all these pictures of someone everyone thinks of as a hippie with his fist in the air.)

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    42. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      $10k car, $800 down and put off a couple of bills for the following month. By "cash" I'm also referring to cash held in a checking account (got rid of credit and debit cards a long time ago). I have a decent pension coming to me, that and Social Security will almost be as much as I'm making now.

      And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:
      And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
      Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?
      Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
      (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
      But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
      Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

      You may scoff, but trusting God actually works.

    43. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypothetically, the merchant gets direct value from people using credit cards in that it means having to deal with less cash (counting, securing, dragging to bank), as well as the indirect value of catering to customers who use plastic.

      In practice, banks shafted merchants on fees, and put merchants on the hook for fraud (someone used a stolen credit card, or even if the cardholder just isn't happy, the merchant gets the money taken back, along with a $40 chargeback fee).

    44. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      21 cents, plus a possible 1 cent for security measures + .05% of the ticket price

      additionally, that is what the bank may charge the next step in the process known as the MSO.

      the MSO that provides cc terminals may still charge what they will to the end merchant.

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    45. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      I used to get those credit protection calls from Chase, and I told them not to call and they stopped.

    46. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who only have less than the FDIC insurance limit on deposit with Bank of America, yes, they have the luxury of taking a little time.

      I know if I had more than $250,000 at BoA, I'd be moving the excess to someplace secure right the fuck now. Even if that means renting a safe deposit box in a BoA branch and just stuffing the cash in that until I figure out something better.

      Frankly it feels like banking is devolving into a pre-1990s state.

      Banking was fine back in the 1980s, modulo the S&L debacle. This douchebaggery is unprecedented.

    47. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember banking being much better in the 1980s than now (as long as you didn't use an S&L). There weren't fees for everything, and you could even go to other banks' ATMs without paying any fees, even though ATMs were brand-new technology. I also don't remember national banks being as dominating as they are now.

    48. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just bank with a better institution. I just read earlier today that BofA is going to institute a $5/month fee for the "privilege" of using your debit card (which of course is on top of the 3% fee they charge to the merchant). Why does anyone still have an account with this company? It's not like there's a shortage of banks in this country to do your banking with. There's also thousands of credit unions.

      At this point, it seems like anyone that still has an account with BofA must be a moron.

      I agree. I don't have my bank account with them, but somehow I managed to get two credit cards from BofA. I tried to avoid them the best I could. First credit card I got was from MBNA. Then BofA bought MBNA. Cancelling credit cards is bad for your credit history, so I just applied for a second card from Merril Lynch. Not two years later, BofA bought Merril Lynch.

      I cannot escape those bastards. The preferred lender for a builder that had a house I was interested in was BofA, so I went as far as looking for other houses and getting a mortgage from somebody else, a local company. A few months after they had sold my mortgage to BofA.

    49. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who these people are, going out and getting mortgages when they already have high CC debt, I don't know. Nowadays it seems impossible, given that nobody is lending. Most people in trouble are ones that were fine until the markets collapsed.

    50. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by operagost · · Score: 1

      I guess everyone is relying on universal health care, social security, and 99 months of unemployment entitlements now. I don't trust government, so NO THANKS. I'm saving.

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    51. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by operagost · · Score: 1

      You could drive to work in an M1 Abrams and still end up in a fatal accident if a bridge collapses on you. I plan for the likely scenarios: job loss, economic downturns, natural disasters.

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    52. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by operagost · · Score: 1

      This is true, but consider Matthew 25:14-29. Of course, it's a metaphor, but I think the point is that everyone can agree that gifts should be invested, whether they're personal talents or ones made of metal.

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    53. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by phorm · · Score: 1

      Almost every bank in Canada charges some form of debit card fee, with a few provisions
      a) You can pay $X/month to get $Y transactions
      b) You can get accounts where you don't pay fees if you have minimum balance $Z (usually $1000, recently raised to $1500 by TD bank, which I then dropped like a hot potato)

      It's a system which penalizes those with lower incomes who cannot maintain the minimum balance, and overall it pretty much sucks.

      There are some credit unions that don't charge the fees. Ones I know of are:
          ING
          President's Choice (Loblaws/Superstore/etc)

    54. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by minchazo · · Score: 1

      I have a mortgage simply because it's cheaper than renting, and I have not yet accrued this 'life savings' you mention. I pay off my CC's monthly. The only debt I currently carry is my house and student loans. ... and I am one bad accident away from bankruptcy.

      I have enough saved right now for only 2 months jobless; after that I'll be racking up bills faster than any part-time job can compensate. Claiming people shouldn't have bought at 'the height of the bubble' is also disingenious, since nobody knew when the bubble would pop! Waiting 10 years for the housing market to deflate would make less financial sense that buying at a slightly-inflated price.

    55. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The other problem is that people who should know technology think that $0.14 is actually the 'cost'. You as an older slashdotter, I would have expected to realize that its probably more like a cost of $0.00014 per transaction, or a few orders of magnitude less than that.

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    56. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a parable. It isn't talking about earthly money, it's talking about building up your treasure in heaven. Luke 12-32 (in Matthew, Mark, and John as well) "Lay not up for ourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: for where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

      A man investing in the stock market is the man who buries his coin in the parable.

      In short, "invest" your money in food pantries, loose change for the homeless, etc. To steal and corrupt a line from the Blues Brothers, no drug in the world can match the high you get when you see the face of someone you've just given hope to who was hopeless, or fed a hungry child, or a million other good deeds.

    57. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Leebert · · Score: 1

      In the 1980s we called them Blood of Apartheid because they were literally the last major bank in the USA to stop making excuses for their investment in openly apartheid-supporting corporations.

      It might interest you to know that Bank of America 2011 != Bank of America 1980. They were bought out by NationsBank in 1998, who took their name (much like Cingular buying AT&T and changing their name to AT&T).

    58. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by gmanterry · · Score: 1

      When Chase decided that they needed $6.00 a month for online banking, my computer to talk to theirs, I canceled my accounts. Two checking accounts, a savings account and a safe deposit box. I went with Navy Federal Credit Union. Wow, what an institution. They are like the banks I dealt with when I was young in the 50s. They truly care about their customers. They pay foreign ATM fees, they also pay me .15% interest on my checking. Their credit card interest is below 8% where Chase was and is above 10%, typically 15%. Screw banks. Credit Unions are the only way to go. I am in no way other than service connected to NFCU but I think they are the finest financial institution I have dealt with since the 50s. I should have gone with a credit union decades ago. It's time to put the huge banks out of business. Terry

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    59. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It might interest you to know that Bank of America 2011 != Bank of America 1980. They were bought out by NationsBank in 1998, who took their name (much like Cingular buying AT&T and changing their name to AT&T).

      Three points which explain why I am not interested. One, when you absorb a company you absorb a portion of its culture. Two, you absorb the medium you operate in. The new BofA still operated the same investments as the old BofA. Three, when you take on the name of the corporation, you take on its reputation. This is the same logic that I use when I think people who want me to treat Sony Entertainment and Sony Music are big fucking idiots. Nationsbank put on the Bank of America suit and now they are Bank of America. From what I hear they still treat customers the same as they ever have, so what part of BofA isn't BofA any more?

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    60. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by Leebert · · Score: 1

      While I don't necessarily disagree with you, I wanted to make certain that you were aware of that fact. (And as you may have noticed, I'm not bothering to really engage you in an argument because I recognize it would be pointless. I've learned, sadly, that most arguments on slashdot are pointless...)

    61. Re:Their lack of disclosure is very worrysome by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most arguments anywhere are pointless if you're not having fun, which is what (to me) separates slashdot from the rest of real life.

      Best. MMORPG. Ever.

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  6. New Coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not hacked. Just getting to roll out the "new banking". After seeing the success of New Coke, Netflix, Google's extra scripts, and well... pretty much every script intensive website redesign from the past 10 years, they decided that was what they needed to revive their struggling company and bring customers back into the fold.

    Oh, did I mention that the "coke" was freebased and smoked?

  7. Like the alternative is so much better by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We're not being attacked, we just are totally incompetent and can't keep our site up under normal conditions"

    1. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder what would make customers more uncomfortable- bad security or total incompetence? Though I would feel oh so much better with the statement "We're not going to comment on the technicalities of what we do." That just warms the cockles.

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    2. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We're not being attacked, we just are totally incompetent and can't keep our site up under normal conditions"

      And we can't understand why! After all, we used the cheapest offshore labor around!

    3. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      Could be that they simply didn't take adequate protections against hardware failure.

      The whole situation seems very much like "our SAN went down as we didn't replace a couple failed disks, and now our entire array is offline and we need to restore from tape".

      One time, one of our data centers had it's halon system go off and the significant change in pressure killed whole NetApp Drive Trays. Even though there were redundant heads and 4 spares per tray, duplicated to tape nightly and off-sited, it still took days to get back up and running, including the time to get replacement hardware, recall tapes and get tapes restored.

      Bottom line is that sometimes, it is difficult to justify two concurrent mirrored data centers.

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    4. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Hatta · · Score: 2

      What are the chances this is intentional stalling to make it difficult for their customers to cancel accounts after their new debit card fees?

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    5. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      "We're not being attacked, we just are totally incompetent and can't keep our site up under normal conditions"

      Well, it is much better than admitting everyone is trying to get their money out due to the new debit card fees.

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    6. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Cryacin · · Score: 3

      Sack a signficant portion of your workforce because you have to cut costs because your institution bought snake oil, and this is just the tip of the iceberg of what you get. I work for a bank (not BofA), and we're already seeing massive brain drain, and the bank I work for was just caught in the maelstrom. Definitely not saying to feel sorry for anyone, just don't be surprised, and start planning to deal with crap like this as the banks begin to become head cases.

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    7. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Thelasko · · Score: 3

      "We're not being attacked, we just are totally incompetent and can't keep our site up under normal conditions"

      It's not a normal conditions, they can't keep up with the throngs of angry customers closing their bank accounts.

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    8. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by internerdj · · Score: 1

      As a BAC mortgage customer, (because my mortgage was sold to Countrywide which was then bought out by BAC) that is an entirely believable statement with past corraborating evidence. Although not this long term, the BAC website is regularly degraded or unresponsive altogether. If it didn't cost me 1%-2% of my mortgage in fees to change lenders I would.

    9. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There should be a law that allows you to choose your lender, i.e., your mortgage can't be sold unless you approve the transfer. When you first buy a house, you have a choice in who you borrow money from: it's the institution that you go to to apply for your mortgage. But after that, if it gets sold, you have no control over who it gets sold to. That's not right. You signed on to be indebted to company X, not company Y or Z that wants to buy your debt.

      Would you willingly borrow money from Vinnie the Loanshark? Probably not, unless you're really desperate. Why not? Because you don't like the way he treats his customers. So you borrow money from someplace that treats their customers/debtors better. But what if you got a loan from ABC Financial Services, and then they sold the loan to Vinnie, who then threatened to break your kneecaps? You never signed up for that kind of treatment. ABC should never have been allowed to sell that loan.

      Same goes for mortgage loans. You should be able to pick your lender, and if they want to sell your loan to someone else, you should have the option to refuse. If they don't like this, they can just not loan money, or just hang onto the loans they have. They have no need to sell their loans.

    10. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Altus · · Score: 1

      bitch slapped by the invisible hand... ouch!

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    11. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by kenrblan · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time believing that BoA wouldn't have a geographically dispersed and replicated SAN. I work for a large regional bank that has this capability, and we test it frequently as part of SOX compliance. I'm not ruling that out, but it could explain the slowness in site response if they are running on secondary site hardware that isn't designed for the scale of the primary site.

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    12. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I am beginning to think I believe this. Apparently, with the public recognition of people leaving BofA, it encourages more customers to leave as well. This is the kind of invisible hand I like seeing in action.

      And as we can see, the invisible hand is something of a myth as the bank has not decided to back down on its new fees... well it has backed down for people who maintain more than $5k in their accounts. But you know, I would never keep that much money in a checking account. I keep whatever I can afford to lose in a checking account. And if I don't spend it that month, I move a portion into savings and keep only "monthly budget + miscellaneous" amounts in checking. Needless to say, I don't spend over $5000 a month.

      Well, I bank with better institutions than BofA anyway. I still get interest on my checking accounts where I bank.

    13. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Shame on you for wanting to impose restrictive regulations on the free market ... so that you can freely choose your service provider like you should be able to in a free market.

    14. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tmosley · · Score: 1

      What, we can't have both?

      Throw up your cake and lose it too.

    15. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Actually, bitchslapped by the very visible hand of the government. Wrap everything in red tape to the point that it costs ten times more to have the same standard of living as even the highly corrupt India, then complain when marginal jobs move overseas, and finally blame it all on the free market.

      The reason you can see the hand in those comics is because it is the hand of fascism, not the invisible hand of the free market. America gave up any claim to having a free market when they implemented a central bank.

    16. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tmosley · · Score: 1

      What does congress shutting off sources of bank funds, resulting in new fees have to do with the free market?

      What does banking in general have to do with the free market? In a free market, all the big banks would have failed, and the invisible hand would have redistributed their resources to other financial institutions that did a better job of risk management.

      Learn the difference between fascism and free market economic systems. Knowing the difference might just save your life one day.

    17. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      "We're not being attacked, we just are totally incompetent and can't keep our site up under normal conditions"

      I know someone who used to be a tech manager in their web hosting infrastructure, and that's pretty accurate.

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    18. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      "We're not going to comment on the technicalities of what we do."

      Translation: "We don't have a f***ing clue."

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    19. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone they sell the mortgage to would have to honor the contract, so your circumstances have not changed. What do you hope to gain??

    20. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by afidel · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of lenders that won't resell your mortgage, they just tend to have higher rates and higher credit standards. I chose to go through a broker both on my purchase and refinance because I could get ~1/4% better rates through them even though I knew they wouldn't be servicing my mortgage (Wells Fargo picked mine up both times and I've had zero problem with their monthly ACH transactions though they can't seem to figure out the right rate for my escrow this time around).

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    21. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Simple: better customer service. BofA's customer service is probably the worst in the industry. So yes, if your mortgage gets sold to BofA, your circumstances HAVE changed, as you're forced to use them and their crappy website to make your payments.

    22. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Are we watching the first on-line bank run, complete with "bolting the doors"?

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    23. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as we can see, the invisible hand is something of a myth as the bank has not decided to back down on its new fees

      Actually, it is working just fine. Consumers don't like new fees, customers move to place where they are happier. Bank either survives or doesn't.

    24. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Bank of America *does* have mirrored datacenters though (onlineEast and onlineWest). Something went tits up for sure.

    25. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by quantaman · · Score: 1

      It actually might be.

      The average consumer hears about technical difficulties and they just forget about it.

      They hear denial of service attack they're suddenly thinking about a bad guy trying to steal their money.

      Even the article summary lumps DDOS with hacking and malware.

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    26. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A free market is like communism: sounds good in theory, but impossible to put into practice.

    27. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I work for a financial services vendor whose largest client is BofA. When we transmit data to them, if any of the data are loan numbers and any of those loan numbers happen to be longer than 10 digits...their ingestion system crashes and has to be restarted. Then this happens:

      BofA: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
      Us: We transmitted the data you asked for.
      BofA: YEAH AND IT BROKE OUR STUFF
      Us: Ok, what would you, as the client, like us to do about your broken system?
      BofA: FUCKIN' KNOCK IT OFF, BRO!
      Us: Ok...we can remove the loan numbers that are > 10 digits.
      BofA: FUCK YEAH, BRO!

      20 minutes later...

      BofA: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LOANS MISSING FROM THE DATA?!

      Repeat.

    28. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, here, you're partially right. With banks, there's tons of alternatives: there's thousands of smaller banks and credit unions across the country, so it befuddles me why all these people were still using BofA.

      However, this isn't the case in many markets. Internet access, for instance: in most places, there's either one or two providers possible, and that's it. You can't have a free market when there's only one or two providers of something. In many other markets, it's not much better: there's only a small number of very large players (for instance, cellular service). Due to their size, they make it difficult or impossible for any new competitors to start up. Remember Tucker automobiles? It's not a free market when existing players can erect barriers to new competitors.

      The fact is, there's very few places where there's anything even resembling a free market. If you don't have any regulation, the natural course of things is for companies to buy each other up, or go out of business, as the market matures, until you have a small number of very large players. At that point, these entrenched players make it difficult or impossible for anyone else to compete with them, and that by definition is not a "free market". The only way you can have anything approaching a free market is through governmental regulation, as much as the free-market people hate to admit it. The exception is in very new markets, where everyone's starting off at the same point and there's no big entrenched players yet to keep new competitors out. The 90s were like this with the internet and the dot-com boom; Amazon and Google weren't always giant companies, but now that they're entrenched, anyone else competing directly with them would have a hard time.

    29. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well - I just went to my BofA online banking and it's working fine. Neither the appearance nor the navigation has changed as far as I can see.
      For me they do great work and I'm happy but it was running slow earlier this week.

    30. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So get yourself a non-assignable contract -- it's a one-line change in loan. If the wonderful people you're contracting with won't offer that maybe they're not so wonderful in the first place.

      Or specify whatever customer service requirements you have in the contract, so that if it's assigned you can still get whatever service you think you need -- assigning a contract doesn't change its terms, so get whatever terms you think are important into the contract before you sign it.

      The consumer real estate finance system is broken in large part because consumers can't be hassled to understand what they're signing. That's not to say we should let the industry take advantage of people, but if people can't even articulate what the want I don't know how we can possibly protect them from such predators.

    31. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that in the voice of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

    32. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Kiliani · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised to hear that they accidentally screwed up their systems all by themselves and are now just too afraid/ashamed (rightfully so) to admit that they had been really, really, really stupid. "Hey, we can't run a website (let alone a secure one?!), but give us all your money anyway". Next thing they will charge you for logging into their site. Just wait ...

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    33. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free market capitalism *requires* fully informed purchasers and low barriers to entry. And the sellers work as hard as possible to keep the purchasers uninformed (or misinformed). They also do all they can to increase the barriers to entry (patent trolling, encouraging new regulations that they are grandfathered from, etc.). So the people who claim to be champions of the Free Market actively work against it, which is why it can never work.

    34. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cancelled my Bank of America accounts (credit and checking) about two years ago. I think my principal reason was some new terms that were just ridiculous. (I vaguely recall a dramatic credit card interest hike despite not running a high(any?) balance or missing any payments.) At any rate, at the time of the cancellation my stated reason was I saw no reason to continue doing business with an obviously evil company. (The operator was astonished that I might leave based on the principal of the thing.) I now have a bank account with my local hometown bank and I'm down to only the one visa card which is usually paid off monthly. Of course, I doubt my little hometown bank is perfect, but I'd rather deal with a true small business, and have my community get the benefit. In short, the older I get the more I value true small business, so if people can, I encourage them to shop at small businesses, even if it costs a little more.

    35. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by nolife · · Score: 1

      Mortgage companies are required to state to you the percentage of loans they sell and I think the average time frame they hold a mortgages for or basically, the likelihood of your mortgage being sold. I seem to remember being explained that and signing something to that effect when I refinanced my house about 10 years ago.

      Pick a lender that is less likely to sell it off? Of course their numbers or percentages could change drastically after you have your mortgage.

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    36. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by crtreece · · Score: 1

      Never been a BoA customer. My vote would go to Wells Fargo.

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    37. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      It seems very much an imploded backend to me, as well. Everything would load up just fine right up until I enter my password, so a DDoS seems unlikely. I just tried again right now and it let me in and seems fine, so if it really is a DDoS, someone is taking a break from hitting F5.

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    38. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      After they just laid off 30,000 people just last week, it's probably no wonder that they don't even know what's happening.

    39. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you borrow money from someplace that treats their customers/debtors better. But what if you got a loan from ABC Financial Services, and then they sold the loan to Vinnie, who then threatened to break your kneecaps? You never signed up for that kind of treatment.

      From a game-theoretical standpoint, this is no different than ABC Financial Services one day deciding to start breaking their deadbeat debtor's knees. That is: you can't be sure they won't, but they would take a hit to their reputation if they do, which is an incentive for them not to do it. I don't see how being able to sell loans causes additional problems of this kind.

    40. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm ... how does the fact that your loan was sold to someone else change any of the salient terms of the loan?

    41. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What are the chances this is intentional stalling to make it difficult for their customers to cancel accounts after their new debit card fees?

      Little to none, you have to go to a physical location to close most types of account anyway.

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    42. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

      Having bought a home recently, and having seen my mortgage sold to Skank of Ameriwhore, I can offer the following:

      In MA, there is a separate document you must sign, when applying for a mortgage, as well as closing on your home. This document says that the lender you are going through, has the right to do so. If you choose not to sign it, you can pretty much kiss your mortgage goodbye.
      It is not an uninformed decision, and legally has to be explained to you.

      Again, you are pretty much screwed into it, so there's a reasonable gripe...

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    43. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      But after that, if it gets sold, you have no control over who it gets sold to. That's not right. You signed on to be indebted to company X, not company Y or Z that wants to buy your debt.

      Many years ago, my mother's mortgage was moving into its last years. What used to be worth thousands in interest every month had dropped to dollars and then pennies. It was sold perhaps twice in the last two years, with each company progressively worse at customer service. One routinely sent her the statement/bill late or on the due date. When she called to complain, they told her that she could just go ahead and send the money in anticipation of the due date and enclose a note with the mortgage number on it.

    44. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Rolgar · · Score: 2

      Free market is available in banking. Just don't feed the big companies. Do business with a small bank, or better yet, a credit union. If the bank gets bought out, move to another. Great thing about a credit union is that it belongs to the account holders, who won't sell it to a bigger bank. If we insist on small banks/credit unions, and customers consistently move away from larger ones, there will continue to be lots of small banks, maintaining a real free market.

    45. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It changes the customer service portion entirely, because that isn't in the contract (how do you put in the contract, "customer service that doesn't suck"?). BofA has a terrible reputation for customer service. Can you put in the contract, "cannot be sold to lender with bad reputation"? Probably not.

    46. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by operagost · · Score: 1
      Telling banks what they can do with their assets is obviously not a free-market principle. Yes, a loan is an asset. The receiving bank still has to follow the terms of the mortgage contract.

      Enacting regulations that simply shift power from the lenders to the debtors is not preserving a free market. By definition, a free market has minimal regulations. Government regulations pick winners and losers. I'm not debating whether this is necessary, just explaining the definition. If you don't want your loan sold, you should negotiate this in your mortgage contract. Once you've signed, you can always pay off the remaining balance if you can.

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    47. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by operagost · · Score: 1

      There are regulations against this; that's a clearly fraudulent manner of doing business. If they don't comply with the law, you have a state attorney general who should be interested.

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    48. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by baerm · · Score: 1

      Enacting regulations that simply shift power from the lenders to the debtors is not preserving a free market.

      The theoretic free market also relies on a balance between buyers and sellers (lenders and debtors in this case). With the current government regulation, the balance between me and -insert large national bank here- is extremely one sided. I.e., it is not balanced and I'm definitely not on the winning side. To imagine that without any government regulation, it would be more balanced and not more unfair is (IMO, WTW) naive and historically ignorant.

    49. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      You have to pay extra for that.

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    50. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Communism only "works" when it is implemented perfectly. Anything short of perfect ends in collapse. Free markets work proportionally to how strongly the principles are followed. Free markets don't require perfect implementation. If they did, the US never would have advanced from colonial backwater to industrial superpower over the fifty years following the end of Reconstruction, which is the period that was the closest to a perfect free market that any modern society has produced, but was still quite far away from the ideal, with institutional racism everywhere, and massive government intervention in the markets with the founding of the central bank in 1913.

    51. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Patents and regulations are not features of the free market. Claiming that they are is like saying that cleanliness leads to becoming dirty, therefore we should never clean and somehow that will prevent us from becoming dirty.

    52. Re:Like the alternative is so much better by tmosley · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. The FDIC (a government corporation) charges ALL banks the same amount for depositor insurance, regardless of the risk profiles of each bank. This is a feature of communist systems. The deposit insurance for credit unions is similar, but credit union charters do a better job of preventing excess risk (that won't last, though).

      If you want a free market in banking (a noble goal), you must first privatize and demonopolize deposit insurance, and end the Federal Reserve (which artificially sets interest rates--rates which should be set by the supply and demand of deposits and debtors).

  8. All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now is claim that they are the ones who have been 'attacking' the site, and Bank of America then looks like they are trying to cover up protests against their decision (to charge $5 a month) and they get even more negative publicity.

    This along with the protests on Wall Street getting more coverage might be a good brew.

    1. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what is this new decision to charge 5$ a month? is this per person? per account? per card? to use the site?

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    2. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, I'm glad that all the protesters on Wall Street are able to liveblog their protests of giant corporations using the latest iPhones, MacBooks, and iPads. And I think it's great that they can tweet all those photos of themselves wearing nice brand-name clothing and $400 eyewear.

      It comforts me to know that hipsters haven't lost their delicious sense of irony over holding signs that claim they're part of the "99%" in between bong hits financed by mommy and daddy's trust funds.

    3. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be charging every customer $5 a month for using their debit card.

    4. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      Basically, now that congress limited the amount that banks can charge merchants to 21 cents per transaction for debit card use, the banks are looking for ways to keep their revenue. Some were charging about 44 cents per debit transaction to the merchant. So now, BofA will charge $5 per month per account for each month in which a debit card is used (except at an ATM).

    5. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad all the lulzsec homos are in jail now

    6. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That whole comment was completely unnecessary and false. You make it seem like all the protesters are hipsters, when they aren't. And then you go on about hipsters as if that gives the protests (which has no relation to hipsters) no value or worth.

      Just because someone has a product made by Apple doesn't make them a hipster.

      It makes them a general consumer. And 99% of the people who own iPads, are in that 99%, so those made up claims from hipsters that you typed, even if those were real claims, they would be true.

      I don't know what position you find yourself in, but most of us are in that 99%.

      And if that 1% would give over just half of that money that they will never use, all of our lives will be better off.

    7. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, now that congress limited the amount that banks can charge merchants to 21 cents per transaction for debit card use, the banks are looking for ways to keep their revenue. Some were charging about 44 cents per debit transaction to the merchant. So now, BofA will charge $5 per month per account for each month in which a debit card is used (except at an ATM).

      BoA was charging the merchants 75 cents per transaction, which Congress cut to 22 cents. BoA believes that $5 per debit card will equal out to the 53 cents per transaction they lost (given that not everyone that has a debit card uses it).

    8. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why does anyone still have an account with this company? It's not like there's a shortage of banks in this country to do your banking with. There's also thousands of credit unions.

      At this point, it seems like anyone that still has an account with BofA must be a moron.

    9. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I don't know.

      Credit cards. Home mortgages, car loans, payments to relatives who only have accounts on it etc. BOA are assholes to small businesses that need to process checks from them. They will only process like $50 and will charge you to cash out a customers check, unless of course you have an account with BOA too ... wink wink. Citigroup I heard is doing the same thing forcing businesses to have accounts with these aweful people agaisnt their will so the banks can invest and and collect interest off of their money. Crooks

      I am paying off as much debt as I can so I can give these assholes the finger. I plan to do that by the end of the month. When I lived in Alaska, most of the banking there were credit unions. They were awesome! AlaskaUSA credit union was the best union out there and I plan to move my money in one. Not all credit unions are great though so you have to shop around. Here in Florida I do not like them but any of them are better in bank of America. I would love to see them die a slow horrible death.

      If corruption were not so rampant there would be laws agaisnt the rules of cashing others checks and BOA will die. Many simply are stuck and can't leave. I view my relationship with my bank as that of an abused wife. Save up for years to plan to leave and never go back. Pretty soon BOA will be shocked and dumbfounded when they have no customers left. This time hopefully a tea party president will let them die a horrible death. They do not deserve to be in business

    10. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Maybe if BOA realized that customers are leaving in droves because of the BS they would not have to put in these transaction fees. Smaller banks have become very popular in the past few years and BOA does mathmatical research in keeping people in debt and ripping everyone off to benefit them the most, forgetting it is a 2 way street in the marketplace. Once people pay off their BOA credit cards they will take their money elsewhere.

    11. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Morons are far more common than you want to believe. But, as the loss of customers of BofA is in the news, it will encourage other BofA customers to leave. There's a whole lot of "me too"-ism in those moronic masses.

      But yeah, I haven't banked with a typical consumer bank for a very long time. I don't see the point. If I want to punish myself, I'll hire a hooker to beat me or something. Probably cheaper that way anyway.

    12. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Credit cards. Home mortgages, car loans,

      None of these involve checking accounts with debit cards. And with home mortgages, you have zero control over who your lender is, but again, you won't be charged a $5/month fee for using a debit card if all you have with BofA is a home loan. You have to willingly go there and set up a checking account to get that kind of "service".

      No one's forcing you to get a credit card or car loan with BofA.

      payments to relatives who only have accounts on it etc

      Huh? Please explain. If you need to send money to people, there's this thing called a "check" (or "cheque" for our non-American readers). You put it in an envelope and send it to the recipient. There's also money orders, cashier's checks, wire transfers, and of course Paypal. And don't forget good ol' cash. All with different fees and levels of security and convenience.

      BOA are assholes to small businesses that need to process checks from them.

      So why do any small businesses bother doing business with them, instead of simply going to one of the dozens or hundreds of other banks or credit unions in their locality?

      They will only process like $50 and will charge you to cash out a customers check, unless of course you have an account with BOA too ... wink wink.

      Huh? If your customer has a BofA account (which immediately makes their intelligence rather suspect; maybe you should look for another customer), and gives you a check from that account, it's simple: you take it to your own bank, and deposit it. Your bank will get the money transferred from BofA for no fee. Of course, this won't let you avoid alerting the IRS to any large transactions, but that's the price you pay for evading taxes.

      Citigroup I heard is doing the same thing forcing businesses to have accounts with these aweful people agaisnt their will so the banks can invest and and collect interest off of their money. Crooks

      Again, you're not making much sense. No bank can "force" you to have an account with them, and checks have been a no-fee way of transferring money for at least 100 years now (unless you're one of these morons that goes to a check-cashing store).

      When I lived in Alaska, most of the banking there were credit unions. They were awesome! AlaskaUSA credit union was the best union out there and I plan to move my money in one. Not all credit unions are great though so you have to shop around. Here in Florida I do not like them but any of them are better in bank of America.

      I live in Arizona, formerly on the east coast, and I've been using credit unions in both places since 1994. They're located pretty much everywhere to my knowledge, people just ignore them because they're smaller and a lot of people for some dumb reason think they need to always patronize the biggest corporation they can find. I did have to change accounts from one here in AZ recently, however, called AZFCU. They got too involved in the mortgage mess I suppose, and as a result of their bad decisions they had to close a lot of branches, including the ones that were convenient to me. So I moved to another CU that had better branch locations and didn't seem to be having hard times, and everything's been good with them so far.

      If corruption were not so rampant there would be laws agaisnt the rules of cashing others checks and BOA will die.

      What rules are you talking about? Maybe I'm really missing something here (quite possible), but I thought cashing checks was a pretty simple affair. I've cashed/deposited business checks with my personal account and never had any problems (or fees) (different banks of course).

      This time hopefully a tea party president will let them die a horrible death.

      A TP President would give them a giant bail-out, just like Obama. If you think the TP politicians are any different from any other politicians, you're sadly mistaken. The only difference is the rhetoric they spew; their actions are all the same.

    13. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Morons are far more common than you want to believe. But, as the loss of customers of BofA is in the news, it will encourage other BofA customers to leave. There's a whole lot of "me too"-ism in those moronic masses.

      Actually, me-too-ism can be an intelligent way to act, as long as you look at why others are doing something and then copy it if it's right for you. If you see a lot of people all doing the same thing, it can be very smart to look at why they're doing it, because there might be a very good reason that you missed before: there's a big storm coming, for instance.

      When you see all the animals moving to high ground, and tsunami alarms going off and all the people evacuating, and you stubbornly refuse to leave your beachfront home, then it's you who's the moron, not the masses.

    14. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      They don't care because they are too big to fail.

      Fascism, in MY country?

    15. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Oh, it gets even worse than that... try cashing a corporate or business check drawn against a BoA account. They will happily charge *you* $6 for the privilege, unless you have an account there yourself.

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    16. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Maybe I'm missing something, but hasn't it been for the last 100+ years that if you take a check (from a different bank), to your bank and deposit it in your account, there's no fee for this service? Of course, you have to wait a few days for the check to clear, and if it's a really big check your bank will notify the IRS so you better not try to hide it on your tax returns, but otherwise there shouldn't be a fee.

    17. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      it's simple: you take it to your own bank, and deposit it. Your bank will get the money transferred from BofA for no fee.

      You are presuming that the person holding the check written on BoA paper has a bank account.

      This is the point of the argument against BoA (and the few other banks) that charge a fee for cashing their own financial instruments. The worst part of it is that the person with the BoA account generally doesnt even know that there is such a fee when they are writing their check.

      The FDIC estimates that there are 10 million American households without bank accounts that are thus forced to pay a fee whenever they receive a BoA financial instrument.

      Banks charging money to cash their own financial instruments is a relatively new phenomena, and the only banks that do it handle very large amounts of payroll checks. BoA in particular strategically took over regional banks across the country, one after another, that had a significant payroll business. I'm sure more than a few of us here have witnessed the bank their employer does business with get taken over by BoA.

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    18. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You are presuming that the person holding the check written on BoA paper has a bank account.

      OK, unless you're an illegal alien or a homeless person, why wouldn't you have a bank account?

      The FDIC estimates that there are 10 million American households without bank accounts

      Yes, these are probably mostly illegals; they can't get bank accounts because they don't have valid SS numbers. We have tons of them here in Phoenix, and you can tell which neighborhoods have lots of them, because they also have lots of check-cashing stores around, sometimes right across the street from each other.

      How many citizens are going to be getting checks from businesses using BofA, who can't go get their own account? Credit union accounts are free (and I believe most small bank accounts are too). It's stupid not to get one if you can.

    19. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      I think one commentator said that the protest crowed were the most overeducated underemployed protesters she had ever meet.

    20. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      Because they were at least no worse than any of the others at the time I needed an institution to handle Direct Deposit, much better than some, had branches in the places I would be doing business (in multiple states), and they still aren't charging me personally any direct fees at all. I have never used my Debit card except as an ATM card, so I won't get this fee either.

      I personally like their website (which works most of the time for me - though it is down on occasion, and it wouldn't surprise me to find it was not as reliable as some other banks). Setting up the automatic bill pay for my credit card was pretty easy, but the main reason I've stuck with them is they also have a pretty neat system called ShopSafe. It allows me to generate temporary credit card numbers for online transactions. Those numbers have user-defined caps to how much they'll allow to be charged on them, and will only work at the first site that charges them. I do most of my major purchases online, so it's a good method for managing that side of things.

      Should they move into charging me fees for things I actually use, I will look into other banks, but at the moment there's no driving need for me to switch. As a temporary storage point for my money before I move it to other investments, it does the job it needs to. If someone happens to know of another bank that has a system like ShopSafe, has branches (or an appropriate alliance) across the United States, and is better, I'll be happy to take a look. Until then, I'd say my choice is reasoned and rational given the information at hand and my personal needs. If you'd like to consider that being a moron, I suppose that's your prerogative.

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    21. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There might be a disney employee ahead throwing them off cliffs...

    22. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      ...or people could rush the bank and cause the very problem they sought to avoid.

    23. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Informative

      OK, unless you're an illegal alien or a homeless person, why wouldn't you have a bank account?

      Many people are poor and cannot maintain a balance, and as such must pay a monthly fee to have a bank account.. which they cannot afford to do, so they don't have bank accounts.

      Yes, these are probably mostly illegals; they can't get bank accounts because they don't have valid SS numbers.

      There is a reason that the check cashing business is so huge in inner cities, and its not because of all the Mexicans and Cubans in places like Boston, New Haven, and New York.

      You are ignorant and lacking of even a small amount of common sense.

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    24. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Fned · · Score: 1

      ...if you take a check (from a different bank), to your bank and deposit it in your account, there's no fee for this service?

      That doesn't fit the definition of "cashing".

    25. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Many people are poor and cannot maintain a balance, and as such must pay a monthly fee to have a bank account.. which they cannot afford to do, so they don't have bank accounts.

      You don't need to maintain a balance to have a bank account. Maybe at shitty banks like BofA you do, but any credit union will happily give you a savings account (they call it a "share account") for free, and all you have to do is keep $5 in it (which is easy, they simply don't let you withdraw it below that level). Of course, this isn't quite as useful as a checking account, but you don't have to worry about overdrafts, and there's no problem depositing checks into your share account for free.

      There is a reason that the check cashing business is so huge in inner cities, and its not because of all the Mexicans and Cubans in places like Boston, New Haven, and New York.
      You are ignorant and lacking of even a small amount of common sense.

      So then why don't you educate me about why check-cashing is so huge in those places, smartass? Is it because all those people are too stupid to get a free account at the local credit union?

      And sorry, I don't see how it's "common sense" to not understand why anyone wouldn't have a bank account in this day and age. It's not like I hang around dirt-poor people all the time. Heck, I grew up in a rather poor family, and even so, we always had a bank account; my mom took me to the bank when I was 9 or 10 years old and got me my own savings account, even though we didn't exactly have much money to put in it.

    26. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That doesn't fit the definition of "cashing".

      It's close enough. You take the check to the counter, and if you have an account there, they cash the check for you. Of course, that assumes you have enough money to cover the amount of the check already in your account; if not, you'll have to wait for the check to clear. If that's a problem for you, then demand payment in cash. If you're so broke you need the money right now to pay your bills, and this is a routine occurrence for you (like every payday), then you need to work on your money-management skills.

    27. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Rockoon · · Score: 0

      You don't need to maintain a balance to have a bank account. Maybe at shitty banks like BofA you do, but any credit union will happily give you a savings account

      Ever see a credit union in poor sections of an inner city? Credit unions spring up where money is, not where it isn't.

      So then why don't you educate me about why check-cashing is so huge in those places, smartass?

      You are one of those people that hates to be wrong even when you know you are ill-informed, so will deny the existence of anything that contradicts your original ill-informed opinions.

      In answer to your question.. I did, moron. Try reading what you reply to.

      It's not like I hang around dirt-poor people all the time.

      You don't need to hang around poor people to be informed. The reason that you arent informed is because you don't actually give a shit about being right about the things that you are so willing to spout your opinion about. Hand-waving obviously gives you enough satisfaction without that pesky step of making sure that you know anything at all about what you are talking about.

      Seriously dude. You dont know anything about what you are talking about. You are simply assigning your lifestyle to everyone else and basing your opinion on the idea that everyone else is just like you. You know this to be true too, which is the saddest part, so just stop now so things wont be so sad.

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    28. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Dude you're an asshole. You haven't explained why I'm wrong, you just say that I am and call me names. Fuck you.

    29. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      BOA probably doesn't care if those people leave. What value is a customer that kept a low balance in a checking account at BOA, but made numerous debit card transactions in a month? They were worth keeping for the debit card fees. Now that those fees are drastically reduced, those customers are next to worthless for BOA. If they can't kick up some revenue from those customers with a $5 fee, they will have no problems if they leave with their minimal daily balances.

      This fee does not apply to balances over $5000, so those people will most likely not move. Part of their "mathematical research in keeping people in debt and ripping everyone off" most likely includes determining if losing X customers, but making Y additional fee dollars is justified.

    30. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by crtreece · · Score: 1

      Unless you have 8+ digits in your yearly income number, you are part of that 99% too.

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    31. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by http · · Score: 1

      Oh, because maybe the bank isn't offering me a service I want at a price I'm willing to pay? See cousin posts for particulars.

      I see you take after your namesake. You're badly informed if you think credit union accounts are free.

      Your "surmises" reveal much prejudice. I have an assumption of my own, but I'll be explict about it rather than make you think about it: how's your Tea Party member card serving you?

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    32. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Poor people get charged 30% interest by these assholes on their credit cards. That is very long term cash that adds up in volume. Well Fargo beat BOA in the 1980s and 1990s because they focused on the lower classes and opening as many branches as possible while BOA focuses on the uber wealthy and using mathmatical algorithms to figure out how to steal as much money as possible.

      I believe that is what trule makes BOA money as I heard 1 trillion in debt owed by credit cards was thrown up in the air.

      True the wealthy own 80% of all the money in the US, BOA gives them terrible interest rates compared to competitors because they are just greedy and want to skim it all. My parents have over 1 million with them and they are giving them .016% interest. Come on? They are about to shop elsewhere. Many low balances do add up over time in volume especially.

    33. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Dude you're an asshole.

      You finally got something right.

      You haven't explained why I'm wrong

      Yes I have. Now you are being willfully ignorant.. just as I predicted you would be.

      ..and no, fuck you and all the other ignorant fucks that talk about shit when they don't even have the most basic of understandings of what they are talking about.

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      "His name was James Damore."
    34. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      In the past no. The definition of a check is you hand it to one bank and they process it by a transfer to the other from one account to another. What they are doing is saying NO, give us your money so we can gamble it or we will charge you.

      If you are a customer or your company uses BOA you get a fee each time you get paid. So I work for free to pay BOA even if I am not a customer. That is rotten and thievery. These are what monopolies do.

      If you want to be raped then fine but I will not put up with it. I work hard for my money and I am sorry it is not a service for someone to pay me their own money for christ sakes. Some businesses where I live charge fees if you pay with debit cards or checks for these reasons.

    35. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you have no idea what you are talking about.

      Checking is free and just a note to transfer x to y to different banks. It is not a fee, as it is the customers money and not the banks. I would think this is borderline illegal as the banks have to give your money back if you withdrawl it. This is a sleazy way out where if you owned a business and a customer pays, you are being punished for not being a BOA customer too.

      All the banks do is spend it and gamble it away and keep the interest until you withdrawl it back. It is a way to strong arm you, and god forbid if they bought your employers payroll bank/company. Then you get dinged each paycheck for not being a BOA customer. Why are you defending this practice and claiming they are providing a service for you to get money by someone else? That doesn';t make sense

      If I could leave BOA I would. Agreements and paying relatives with bank transfers is why I am stuck with them for the short term. Poor people have a hard life

    36. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Where did you purchase such a broad brush? I didn't know they made them that wide....

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    37. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by iiiears · · Score: 1

      Because the guy with a low balance got hit with overdrafts more than once a year. Think debits before credits..

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    38. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by iiiears · · Score: 1

      .016? - How much money has the government printed?
      Only banks and drug dealers could mark up "cut" their product by 1/5 (21 percent interest on credit cards + 75 - 150 per yr to issue a card.)

      Next up:"Stagflation"
      Stagflation occurs when the economy isn't growing but prices are, which is not a good situation for a country to be in. This happened to a great extent during the 1970s, when world oil prices rose dramatically, fueling sharp inflation in developed countries. For these countries, including the U.S., stagnation increased the inflationary effects. - courtesy investopedia

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    39. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he has repeatedly pointed out where and why you are wrong. He's not the asshole - YOU are.

    40. Re:All Anonymous and Lulzsec have to do now... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, he hasn't. I haven't seen anything showing why poor people can't have credit union accounts, except some lame accusation that there aren't any nearby. That's clearly false, at least in my city. I see credit unions here in Phoenix all over the place, and usually not more than a couple miles from clusters of check-cashing stores.

  9. Bank Run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's probably all the people trying to transfer their money out of BoA, they are getting overwhelmed.

  10. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh. I called the other day because I couldn't check my balance via Web or Android app, and their representative told me that it was due to their merging with some credit card company and needing to integrate the ability for those acquired customers into the system.

    Oddly, they told me to disregard rumours of a hack before launching into their explanation with little prompting from me. I just said my app had been flaky lately.

  11. BofA by BagOCrap · · Score: 2

    Bastard operator from America?

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    1. Re:BofA by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Correct.

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    2. Re:BofA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the Same Old Bastard, but now with a 12 gauge double barreled shotgun.

  12. they should not used the lowest bid for outsourced by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    they should not used the lowest bid for outsourced team that redid the web page.

  13. Perhaps a bit of both. by goffster · · Score: 2

    Too incompetent to even know they are under attack.

    1. Re:Perhaps a bit of both. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their site has always sucked, been slow, and was damn near impossible to get to what you actually needed to reach. I've actually personally resorted to just dealing with the Drones on the phone lines, and then making enough bad noise about how their site just isn't working for me that they waive the extra service charges.

      So while it's funny to assume that they are under attack, I really doubt it. They've been talking vaguely about "upcoming changes" which will make my "online banking experience better" in their mailing for the last few months. So my take on it is that they're trying to launch their "new" web services and are fucking it all up instead.

      And just for the record, I don't willingly do any business with them, but my former mortgage company sold my loan to Bitchcakes Of America and it'll cost me too much money to go elsewhere (who would probably end up just turning around and selling it back to BoA).

      Never attribute to malice what can more adequately be explained by incompetence.

  14. Bank run? by vlm · · Score: 1

    Is a bank run technically a physical financial "denial of service attack"?

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    1. Re:Bank run? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Is a bank run technically a physical financial "denial of service attack"?

      Careful. Next thing we know, it will be a crime to withdraw an amount from your bank account that threatens their operations.

  15. After BOFH demands met BofA back online. by pecosdave · · Score: 2

    It's amazing what can be done with a tape vault, bulk eraser, and access to certain PIN numbers.

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  16. I don't know about unprecidented. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there are no current details, Chase used to regularly be unavailable right around the end of a month until the second week of the following month. I thought it was a conspiracy to induce more late charges from customers trying to pay bills at the time.

    1. Re:I don't know about unprecidented. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      wouldn't surprise me

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  17. Re:they should not used the lowest bid for outsour by geekmux · · Score: 1

    they should not used the lowest bid for...

    Lowest bidder = default action = "best practice"

    Not saying it's right, just saying...and let's not act like every other corporation not in the media today doesn't do the exact same thing.

  18. final straw by rish87 · · Score: 2

    Every time I have a complaint against a company, I know my best recourse is to go elsewhere. Many people think/say this, but reality is that the convenience (or in most cases the lack of inconvenience) of staying with some company goes a looong way to keep us from putting our money where our mouth is. My BofA accounts are my oldest because I was a naive 16 year old boy who didn't know anything about banking, so I went with the most convenient. Many years have passed and I have multiple credit union accounts with most of my money. The problem is, these credit unions don't have very good ATM/physical locations, especially outside of where I live. For this reason I have kept my BofA account, because there is one everywhere. FYI: Nobody, NOBODY should be using BofA savings/cd etc and thinking you're doing good with your money. They have the most abysmal APY of any bank I have ever seen. Get a credit union account, please. Their customer service is horrible, I have spent almost an hour on hold before. I have had problems with my debit card randomly being declined places, and magically working again (not a strip error or anything). I have had problems with their automatic shutoff protection flagging my accounts when I'm spending the exact same amounts of money at the exact same places I do every week, forcing me to call them and turn my accounts back on. They even bait-and-switched me on a credit card. They advertised some no maintenance fee card, I wanted a low limit card 'just in case', so I signed up for it. At the end of the year, I get charged a service fee on it. I called them up, asking why my no-fee card was charged one, and they said "details of the card can differ between the advertisement and the agreement you actually signed." So i check my the papers I signed, and sure enough, in the details there is a fee (which I skipped over because the advertisement for this exact card said otherwise, no stipulation) Shame on me for not being more careful, but a dirty trick regardless. Even through all that I have kept my old accounts for the 'convenience'. Now with the debit card fees and this recent outage, I am done. It has taken a long time, but they have tried their best to completely drive me off. So I ask all of you, stop and REALLY think if shitty service (from any company!) is worth their 'convenience'. I think if more people realy started voting with their wallets, we would stop getting abused so much by large corporations. Just take your business elsewhere.

    1. Re:final straw by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      I've had my BoA accounts for a long time as well, however that is because I started with an account with BayBank, who was bought by Bank Boston, who merged with Fleet, who was bought by Bank of America. Not my fault.

      I haven't closed my account, but what I DID do was to move out everything but the minimum to avoid fees to a local credit union. So basically BoA is stuck with a tiny savings account, a credit card that never earns interest, and a checking account that never generates overdraft fees. I think that's even worse for them than losing a customer.

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    2. Re:final straw by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Try having a mortage with them, I didn't even choose them as a lender and I have to pay thousands of dollars out of pocket to switch to another lender. On top of that I have no guarantee if I choose another lender they won't sell my mortgage back into BAC.

    3. Re:final straw by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      If you have the credit union opportunity and can get away from BoA, you should consider doing it. They rip you off in fees. Price compare. It isn't hard to see the difference and changing a bank account isn't that difficult. You'll thank yourself in the long run.

      The only way they hear you is if you leave.

    4. Re:final straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try having a mortage with them, I didn't even choose them as a lender and I have to pay thousands of dollars out of pocket to switch to another lender. On top of that I have no guarantee if I choose another lender they won't sell my mortgage back into BAC.

      Find a Credit Union, ask if they keep or sell their mortgages.

      Some credit unions do not sell their mortgages. This is your only guarantee of whom your mortgage will be held by.

    5. Re:final straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no. The money you have deposited (however small) lets them loan out a larger amount (I believe up to 9 times as much) to other people which they then collect interest on. So even if they're not making money from you, they are making money with your money.

    6. Re:final straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to learn how to do a cash advance on their Debit Card. Yep, those Visa logos actually mean something. You might get weird looks at some branches but I've never had a bank turn me away. Yeah you gotta go in during bank hours, but how hard is that with just a wee bit of planning?

    7. Re:final straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of that I have no guarantee if I choose another lender they won't sell my mortgage back into BAC.

      I had my loan sold once. I don't remember who though-- mostly because the original lender still processed my mortgage payments...and took care of sending the money to the bank that purchased the loan.

      I have to ask. Why did you need to pay out of pocket to do a refi? Did you have to pay points on the new loan? Or did your old loan had a pre-payment penalty?

    8. Re:final straw by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Get an account that rebates your ATM fees no matter whose ATM you use.

      Search online for banks that do that.

      Most brokerages have checking accounts that do it, as do almost all online-oriented banks like http://www.ally.com/

    9. Re:final straw by dickens · · Score: 1

      I started with Newton-Waltham Savings Bank, who was bought by Baybank, etc. etc.. and my mortgage was with Countrywide.

      I have friends who used to be Shawmut customers, and Sunbank customers in FL and KeyBank customers in NY.. they're all stuck with BoA now.

      In the process of switching out of BoA myself now. Just have to find a place to land my rollover IRA. Thinking TD Ameritrade.

    10. Re:final straw by blair1q · · Score: 1

      No. They still have some of your money, and all it costs them is a few bytes' processing during their nightly updates.

      Also, if you aren't using it, they can start charging dormant-account fees. They'll take out a few dollars a month, until you're below the fee limit, then it's a lot of dollars a month, until you're at $0, then they'll bill you for closing the account.

      Banks are incredible fucking assholes when they think you are weak or inattentive.

    11. Re:final straw by blair1q · · Score: 1

      re-fi.

      Rates have tanked in the past few months.

      Right now you can probably get a good rate, and make money on it even if you roll the fees and points into the loan. Even better is if you can shorten the term by more than a few years and end up with roughly the same monthly payment. That's worth tens of thousands over the life of the loan.

      Of course, there's a good chance it will end up being sold back to BofA, but you'll be paying less.

    12. Re:final straw by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem is, these credit unions don't have very good ATM/physical locations, especially outside of where I live.

      This shouldn't be a problem any more, now that debit cards are so common. 10 years ago, yes, it was a problem. These days, it's simple: anywhere you go inside the USA, you can pay using a debit card. At most places, you can also get "cash back" when you buy something else, so keep $20-50 in your wallet at all times, and if you go some place that doesn't take debit cards, use your cash and then replenish it the next time you use your debit card with another "cash back" withdrawal. (If you're traveling, it might make sense to keep more cash on-hand just in case than what you usually carry, perhaps $100-200.)

      It's really quite rare these days that I even bother with ATMs.

    13. Re:final straw by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I too had a Fleet account that transformed into BoA.

      Let me tell you a little story. I was moving about an hour from where I lived (closer to work), with a plan to close my BoA accounts (checking and savings) and then see what banks were convenient in my new area. Well, I stopped at the U-Haul to pick up the rental truck and headed across the street to the BoA branch I had never been in before.

      They let me drain and close my savings account without me ever showing a shred of identification. Not an ATM card. Not a drivers license. Not even a piece of paper with my name written on it. I just rattled off my account number and thats all it took, in a branch I had never set foot in before.

      They asked me why I was closing my savings account and all that shit... "I'm moving"..

      A month later I walked into yet another BoA branch I had never been in before (new city) to close my checking account. This time they asked for identification, but it was too late. They asked me why I was closing my checking account and all that shit.. "Because I somehow managed to close my savings account without showing any ID" .. I got a puzzled look, but I wasn't there to make the point clear.. I was there to rescue my money from danger.

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    14. Re:final straw by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      I've had my BoA accounts for a long time as well, however that is because I started with an account with BayBank, who was bought by Bank Boston, who merged with Fleet, who was bought by Bank of America. Not my fault.

      I haven't closed my account, but what I DID do was to move out everything but the minimum to avoid fees to a local credit union. So basically BoA is stuck with a tiny savings account, a credit card that never earns interest, and a checking account that never generates overdraft fees. I think that's even worse for them than losing a customer.

      I guess you didn't bother reading the statement of fees they sent you. You get charged the $5 a month if you don't keep enough in your account and/or have the right plan. So by pulling all your money out, you are causing your account to get charged the fees.

    15. Re:final straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while it's true that credit unions don't have convenient atm/physical locations, i've found that to be less and less relevant as time goes on. i almost never need cash, and now my credit union allows deposit via smartphone, so i don't even need to go to a branch to make a deposit. there's one location close enough that i can get there if i really need to, but otherwise i almost never have to physically go "to the bank".

    16. Re:final straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know Ally used to be GMAC, but they are AWESOME these days. I've only had two issues with my account and they both were handled very well by the customer support. Firs,t a response to my online check book order asked me to confirm my current address within the next 24 hours. I thought that meant just make sure my profile had the right email address and do nothing. Instead, it meant, "Please reply to this with your current address before tomorrow." When the checks didn't show, I called in. I had a person on the phone in less than a minute, the situation explained, and a new order placed right on the phone.

      The second time, I had an issue getting my Netflix account to use my debit card. The same thing happened. I called in, had a person on the phone in less than a minute. They pulled the rejections and informed me that Netflix was running a $0.00 charge. Because this is often used to confirm card numbers before making fraudulent charges, Ally rejects these out of hand. I called Netflix and they thought I was crazy. I worked around it by using Paypal, but even getting to the point of knowing what was going on would've taken all day with another bank.

      Ally charges no ATM fees and refunds all ATM fees charged on the ATM operator's side at the end of the month. It's a very nice arrangement for when I'm in a pinch and need to pick up some cash.

      I have another account with ING Direct. Same no fees story, slightly less responsive Customer Service, but balanced by some pretty sick features with their Electric Orange account. I can log in, put in a name, mailing address, and amount and have a check printed and mailed out right away for no charge. Also, they have a deal with the ATM's in CVS, Target, and a few other national retail chains so you pay no fees and don't have to wait for Ally's responses.

      I highly recommend either of these banks for general spending and checking account management. Aside from this, I pull the rest of my financial products* from local Credit Unions. They are more than happy to set up an auto-debit from other banks for loans, IRA's, etc. They have very knowledgeable and personable investment advisers, and they generally do all sorts of little things to make you feel the love.

      Please know: There are alternatives. Yes, changing banks can be up to a 3 month chore with car loans, mortgages, direct deposit, etc. I had to save up for a few months just to be able to maintain a balance in 4 accounts until I was sure my auto-debit's had moved over. Trust me, it's well worth it.

  19. It may just be a normal internal SNAFU by Ted+Stoner · · Score: 1

    Another major bank that shall remain nameless had a four-day outage in recent years. It was due to internal problems (messed up backups, bad SQL causing corrupted database, etc.). So it can happen although 6 days is really stretching it. I have also worked for a bank and seen systems hard down for close to a day (forcing me to fly across the country) due to a hardware failure that begat a human failure that begat a second hardware failure that begat a second human failure (lost backup media). So shit can happen even without hackers.

  20. Mortgage by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    It just so happened that the trouble started right at the end of the month, when lots of people are trying to make mortgage payments. My mortgage with BofA specifies that I have to make my payments online, I am charged a service fee if I try to walk into a banking center and pay it. Luckily I was able to get in after about 10 minutes of trying, but I wonder if they've got the stones to try and charge folks service fees if they went to the bank because they couldn't log in online...

    1. Re:Mortgage by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Go into the bank, sit down with someone who isnt jsut a teller and explain the situation. They will accept your payment without a fee just to get you out of there.

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    2. Re:Mortgage by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      jesus, what the hell is up with you people? say BoA and it's tinfoil hats everywhere. I've banked with them for nearly 20 years, had 2 mortgages with them and never seen the kind of horror stories I've read in this thread. For that matter I've logged on several times in the last 5 days to pay bills including my mortgage and have had no issues. Not that there aren't any issues accessing the site, but speculating that they are deliberate is just paranoia.

      You want to pack up your money and move? Fine. But you'll be stuck with podunk credit union. Try another large bank and you'll find no differences from BoA. What works for one is quickly made "industry practice". Personally, I've had more unpleasant experiences with Chase bank than I care to recall and would keep my money in the mattress if they were the only bank.

    3. Re:Mortgage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you might ask what wrong with american banks, and move to another country.

    4. Re:Mortgage by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      So, you work for them? Hold stock?

      No? I don't believe you. You're a paid shill. Fuck off,

    5. Re:Mortgage by russotto · · Score: 1

      You want to pack up your money and move? Fine. But you'll be stuck with podunk credit union. Try another large bank and you'll find no differences from BoA.

      I've been with First Union, Wachovia, and now Wells Fargo. I've also had BoA accounts. Even FU at its worst wasn't as bad as BoA in terms of nailing you with fees.

    6. Re:Mortgage by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      paid shill? believe what you want. My anecdotes about having no problems are just as valid as any other anecdotes about problems.

      fuck off? did you get up on the wrong side of the bed?

  21. Credit unions FTW! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    I have to agree with you on that point. Credit unions tend to treat their customers the best (at least their low end customers, under 200K cant speak for higher income levels) I have used probably 15 different institutions over the past 20 years now, and of them all, the credit unions have always been the most helpful. I used BoA and had them do the same with the acct. freezing, but with my local credit union, i have 24/7 video teller service, 24/7 online banking, not a lot of ATMs, which it the downfall, but higher rates than all the major banks on savings, i get paid for having a checking acct, granted around .9% but most banks charge for a checking, but i digress. If you are getting screwed, take your business elsewhere, its the only way to change things.

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    1. Re:Credit unions FTW! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      but with my local credit union, i have 24/7 video teller service, 24/7 online banking, not a lot of ATMs, which it the downfall

      These days this isn't that important anyway, thanks to debit cards. Just get cash back when you buy something with your debit card (many merchants offer this, like grocery stores and the like), so that you always have $20-50 in your wallet. Any time you get low, get more cash back next time you use your debit card. If you use your debit card for all purchases that you can, and keep a little cash on hand for the tiny number of places that don't take them, then you'll rarely need to see an ATM.

      Also, in my city (Phoenix), all the CUs have joined together into a common network so that you can use other CUs' ATMs for no fee, and you can even go visit their counters, make deposits, etc. Can you go into a Chase branch and make a deposit with the teller for your BofA account? Of course not. But here I can go to a Arizona Central FCU branch and withdraw money from my Desert Schools FCU account.

    2. Re:Credit unions FTW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be wary of Kinecta Federal Credit Union... They're getting too big (buying out many smaller CU's) and turning into what I consider a mini BofA. Too many fees have been added as of late... They even added a ridiculous paper statement processing fee to receive paper statements. If you decide to switch to a credit union, stay away from Kinecta... They're not the bank you're looking for... move along.

    3. Re:Credit unions FTW! by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Why anybody has a checking account with one of the big banks is beyond me. ATMs might be the only reason, but I get my cash at the grocery store with my debit card. Without fees of course. And they keep offering me loans at great rates that I don't need. So I guess they're not technically bankrupt like all the big banks.

  22. The real story seems to be by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

    The BofA installed some upgrades or patches (maybe both) over the weekend and had then had issues. I did a Google search on "bank of america outage upgrade" found this: http://www.wbtv.com/story/14162614/bank-of-america-website-goes-down-has Seems to make sense. Why the BofA spokesperson could not have said that more often that it was due to a upgrade problem is a bit amazing to me.

  23. I'm quitting my Job, but before I go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what we are seeing is the first online bank run.
    B of A has delayed reports, and have 'ignored ' that last few day in reporting to the feds.

    We are going down.

    Anyone need a software programmer with extensive financial background?

  24. BOA is broke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:BAC

    5 year shows them down from $50/share to $5. (90% value loss)
    3 month shows them down from from $11 to $5. (50% value loss over 3 months)
    1 Month Shows them down from 7.5 to $5. (33% value loss)

    I'm going to make a guess here; their stock isn't worth my belly button lint and the market is asking for their cash back before bankruptcy wipes them out completely.

    1. Re:BOA is broke. by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      They are worse than broke to honest accounting practice -- they are highly negative, which they are allowed to not report due to FASB rule 137 (see wiki on that). Your belly button lint might have value, they don't. Further, they're not in the club, like Lehman. They're goin down. They are blocking customers from taking their money out - so they are telling the truth. No *external* hack is happening.

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    2. Re:BOA is broke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if I'll have an account with Bank of Washington Morgan Chase United by the end of the week.

  25. Infrastructure of BoA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They outsource their data centers to a two letter company that starts with H and ends with P. I don't think they have but maybe two small ones left that they own. However, that two letter company doesn't manage their Arbor Networks DDoS mitigation equipment, or their WAFs, they do...which is probably where the issue comes in to play. One of the guys who works on their NetScalers used to be a BA for CountryWide. Don't get me wrong, he is smart, but not in the ways he needs to be in order to create rules to mitigate sql injection/XSS issues with their site. I wouldn't be surprised if his work isn't what caused the issues they are having. SUPER non-standard configuration, creating rules that take inordinate amounts of time to process, memory leaks in the NetScalers, and I could go on for days. The same goes for their IPS, Firewalls and most other things. They hire anyone with "Security" stamped somewhere on their resume, get them a laptop and send them back to their house to work on all that shit from home. All this with little to no introduction to the way they do things or giving any ideas on how the network is setup. They have reached new levels of stupid as shit there from an IT perspective. I feel bad for HP having to deal with the dipshitz they have there who are labeled "VP" or above.

  26. I have inside information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And without giving up my sources, the possibilities are as follows in decreasing order:

    1. Most likely they are just incompetent and unable to configure their equipment.
    2. It's possible, although unlikely, that they are under attack but don't know about it because they haven't discovered it.
    3. There is almost no possibility that they were attacked, detected the attack, and then denied it. They're just not that good.

  27. It's not down, you wackos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF are you people on about? It's working fine for me. I just checked. I was able to pay my BoA mortgage this weekend, and my other bank says the payment's been debited just fine.

  28. Re:they should not used the lowest bid for outsour by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Supposed to be "lowest bidder to hit the spec". But who knows with these TBTF zombies.

  29. Zombie Bank is Comatose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, not under attack like they are not a 'zombie bank'....everyone in the US should move to a public bank or a credit union. You have to ask yourself what value does BoA bring to your life.

  30. Couldn't have happened by skr95062 · · Score: 1

    to a nicer bunch of assholes.I hate the fucking bank!! Too big to FAIL my ass, they should have let it go down in flames, same with CITI bank. This lets institute a $5.00 monthly charge to let you use your money, cause the big bad government won't let us rape the merchants anymore. We gotta screw someone and now it is our suckers er I mean customers we are gonna screw. What a great fucking idea. But hey we can still afford to hand out billions, yep billions with a B, of bonus money to the guys who drove this place into the ground, er I mean made all those smart business decisions. In the past year they have paid out over 4 billion in bonus money. The purchase of country wide mortgage and merrill lynch were gonna make us billions, at least that's what we told the shareholders. Oh and lets not forget the 35,000 people who will be members of the unemployed, cause we just have to be able to keep giving ourselves those big bonus's. Yep couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of scumbags. Maybe next time that fucking bank is on the verge of collapse the congress of baboons will just let if fail.

  31. clueless, isolated, and paralyzed by swschrad · · Score: 1

    that's today's Bank of America. portfolio full of toilet paper, execs who aren't canning the weasels who got them into the mess they're in or reporting them to the authorities, bigwigs giving themselves fat handshakes while stiffing the public, illegally foreclosing on houses they can't prove they loaned against, and can't fix a creaky website in a week.

    oh, boy, time to run out and put all my money there, ya betcha, Sven.

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    1. Re:clueless, isolated, and paralyzed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's what Warren Buffett did. A few weeks ago, he put several hundred million dollars into BofA to help them out when their stock value dropped. You'd think with that kind of investment, he'd attach some strings to the deal, i.e., fire the bastards that were in charge in 2008 who begged for a bailout, shrink their golden parachutes, re-structure the board of directors, demand some policy changes, etc. But he didn't do anything like that. He just gave them a shit wad of money and let them do what they wanted with it. This is some kind of financial genius, eh? This is the brilliant financier who tells Obama how to solve the economic crisis? This is the person the masses look to for wisdom? I think Warren Buffett is getting just a little senile and maybe we shouldn't be taking him seriously any more.

  32. customers leaving BofA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me it may simply be all the people leaving BofA after they introduced the $5 monthly fee, per debit card. I've noticed that
    Wells Fargo also seems to be much slower, and having issues with their web site now that they introduced a $3 monthly fee, per
    debit card.

    We are leaving Wells Fargo for this reason, among a few other reasons...

  33. Rats fleeing a sinking ship by phoncible · · Score: 1

    I had just figured the outage was due to the massive influx of traffic of people trying to close their accounts online or simply withdrawing as much money as possible before closing through a branch. Due, of course, to their $5 fee announcement a few days ago.

  34. Couldn't happen to a nicer bank by bsy-1 · · Score: 1

    Wish it would continue for months.

    1. Re:Couldn't happen to a nicer bank by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it could. Citibank.

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  35. Has this cost them $5 yet? by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Per account, per month?

    If not, I hope it gets worse.

  36. Why are people still using Big Banks anyways? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These big banks are useless. They started charging fee's for ATM card access? Seriously?

    Go with Charles Schwab, they have a reasonable APY on checking accounts and will refund any ATM fees (they have no physical locations, so they have little overhead). Thanks, that's all I want.

    I have a main CS account and another local "physical" account that I use as a backup.

  37. I'll let you guys know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep refreshing bofa.com and let me know when it comes up. I'll do the same.

  38. So they have slashdotted themselves? by joh · · Score: 1

    At least some speculation in the media has been that some or all of BofA's system problems may be due to self-inflicted system load increase in the form of large number of online account inquiries and cancellations prompted by the debit card service fee.

    Priceless.

  39. If you're not a victim, you're incompetent by HangingChad · · Score: 2

    Bank of America today said it has not been the victim of a denial of service attack, hacking or malware

    So, instead of a victim they're announcing to the world they're incompetent. I'm not at all certain that's an improvement. It was a choice between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea anyway. One way announces their security is sub-standard, the other that they just don't give a crap, which most of their customers already suspected anyway.

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    1. Re:If you're not a victim, you're incompetent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they just don't give a crap, which most of their customers already suspected anyway.

      Trust me. They give a crap.

      While most banks see their IT department as a cash sink, they also know its essential. During a project at USAA, I heard that when the website goes down for maintenance, their call volume revs up to roughly 2000%. Those operators, cost much more to the company. They scrambling for operators to fill the need, who are fielding calls from angry customers, while costing huge sums to a company. Considering that BoA is about 10 times the size of USAA, I'm willing to bet they take web services very seriously, USAA certainly does.

      I disagree wholeheartedly with the notion that they are incompetent. I've collaborated with large banks on different projects, and let me tell you, their top engineers are extremely well paid and as sharp as they come. There is no doubt in my mind that they are under an attack of sorts.

  40. I believe a citation needed is in order here by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Where the hell could you possibly find 7% per month guaranteed. People would put millions in that. Best I find online is 2% from a no-name place, and 1% from places like ING. Those are for savings too, not checking.

    Nobody is willing to pay 7% with the central bank rate and economy as it is. If they are, then they are doing something illegal or risky (which with money in checking accounts would be illegal). To get 7% you'd need to be in corporate junk bonds, like Ca or worse. For those the historical rate of default is near 70%. Not the kind of thing you can but guaranteed money in.

    1. Re:I believe a citation needed is in order here by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He probably mistyped and meant to type 0.7%. That kind of interest rate is common with credit unions for checking accounts. It's not much, but it's something and it's better than big banks where they charge you a fee for having a checking account.

    2. Re:I believe a citation needed is in order here by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      Maybe. That is still awful high for checking. Money is just dirt cheap right now, like I said hard to get more than a percent even from traditional high yield places. ING only offers 0.25% for normal checking accounts (as in ones that don't have tons of money in them). The CUs here are offering 0.05-0.25% depending on the CU and the kind of checking account.

      I have trouble believing one would do 0.7%.

      I think he may have just been making shit up. Unfortunately, something I've noticed with haters is they often feel the need to exaggerate their case for whatever reason. They start with a legitimate reason for disliking something, but then overstate it badly.

      Part of that in this case could be trying to make the alternative look better than it is.

    3. Re:I believe a citation needed is in order here by schmiddy · · Score: 2

      I have trouble believing one would do 0.7%.

      Oh, they still exist. You just have to look around. I've been using Lee County Bank & Trust's reward checking account for 2 or 3 years now. They started out paying 4.5% or so on balances up to $25K. Now they "only" pay 2.5%. (I do expect this deal, and others like it, to evaporate once the new restrictions on debit card fees go into effect, since the "catch" with these deals is you have to use your debit card at least 10 or so times per month, so that the banks can earn their $0.40 per transaction or whatever it is they earn).

      Link: Lee County Bank (warning , terrible flash site). There are more such banks cataloged at sites like bankrate.com, I think.

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    4. Re:I believe a citation needed is in order here by operagost · · Score: 1

      A local credit union is only paying .5% on 25K minimum checking balances. Heck, even a 60 month bonus certificate-- that's 70K-- is only paying 2.6%.

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  41. Since the 30s by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

    One has not been able to "choose" the lender since the great depression. Banks face 2 issues. The first is that they need to be solvent. i.e. more assets then loans. The 2nd is liquidly. When banks run into problems they need to sell assets – such as your home loan. Here’s why.

    I am going to use the movie “It’s a Wonder Life”. Lots of real work banking issues in that film. George Bailey, owner of a small bank, has a problem. He has a lot of short term loans (i.e. customer savings that can be withdrawn at any time) and lots of long term assets (i.e. home loans). When there is a run on the bank (customer’s withdrawal their savings) or the assets collapse (bad loans) Uncle Billy had to go the big bank and pledge his assets for cash.

    This only kind of solved the issue. They have liquidity, but now they are leveraged to the hilt. Another bank run and their dead. The wise choice would be to become smaller and deleverage – but they can only do that if they can get rid of the home loans. Back then mortgages carried provisos that let the bank call in your home loan with 60 days notice. Fun!

    The good news is that if your loan is sold to Vinnie the Loanshark he has to follow all of the rules in the mortgage contract and the various banking laws. Bad customer service yes – but now broken legs and no new fees.

  42. The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the U.S., banks can do anything they like. Lying, cheating, and over-charging customers is just part of their normal business activity.

  43. Financial pros speculate a different reason by DCFusor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Over at ZeroHedge (no they can't take a slashdotting so I'm not making it too easy) they point out that people are leaving BOA in droves, and pulling out all their money post-haste to make it moot whether they put up roadblocks to actually closing accounts.
    .

    They, and several other "too big to fail" banks are literally broke, and a run on them would make that all too obvious. While some people observe that their market cap (total stock value) is less than their "book value" we must remember that they got FASB rules suspended, and are marking all the bad mortgages on their books to a fantasy that they'll all pay off, rather than the market value which reflects their real worth. Honest books would show they have negative value.
    .

    Since they are only propped up by loans from the fed, and FDIC doesn't have the money to back up the guarantees, the government sure ain't going to say anything that would cause a bank run, except for a couple of senators that have already mentioned in session only an idiot would still have an account with any of them. Do you suppose they know things they don't tell us? Count on it -- their own stock portfolios beat the best unprivileged managers every year, and by fat margins (double digit %) -- insider trading is legal for congressmen.
    .

    Run, don't walk, if you're in one of the TBTF banks, find a local or a credit union. You've been warned. This won't end pretty. Some of them have bad paper exposure in the trillions, and it's not on the books because the rules were changed for the emergency. The bad stuff is still there....

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  44. In an entirely unrelated item... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...several positions have opened in BofA's IT department...

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  45. Or we could look at some place not crazy by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    Some place that provides, well, data, like say Bankrate:

    http://www.bankrate.com/rates/safe-sound/memorandums-memos.aspx?fedid=480228

    They seem to feel B of A is sound these days. So you'll have to forgive me if I'm not panicking because someone else is saying "The world is ending!"

    1. Re:Or we could look at some place not crazy by DCFusor · · Score: 2
      No question ZH is on the paranoid end of the spectrum. But they are right often enough, and bankrate is paid shills. Go check FASB rules yourself - ask yourself why the banks no longer have to report losses in derivatives. Check who contributed to the congressmen who voted for that. Go check any of what I said yourself, from any source you like.
      .

      Or don't whine about the consequences of not knowing. I trade for a living and have dug into where the money went for the past 4 years -- even paid a forensic accountant for 6 months to do the digging I couldn't. (I made money on that deal overall -- nice to know what's coming before people who don't do their homework as well as I).

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    2. Re:Or we could look at some place not crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, like IndyMac.

    3. Re:Or we could look at some place not crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save us financial genius, save us! Please lead us to your gold-plated cabin in the hills of Montana! We can live off roots and berries and wipe our asses with the currency of the doomed!

    4. Re:Or we could look at some place not crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything you just said is incorrect.

      FASB is not voted on by congress; it is run by the SEC. Congress just whines about it without doing any research.

      FASB 161 replaced FASB 157 in 2008, and requires corporations to disclose how and why they are using alternative investment derivatives, the extent of derivative trading activities, and gross exposure. This now includes options and warrants.

      Hedging activities are not required to be disclosed, unless you are an investment group (in which case both qualitative and quantitative disclosures are required). The form of disclosure is left to the discretion of management, but cannot be fraudulent or misleading. For example, a corporation could decide whether to disclose g/l based on notional value rather than volume, should the disclosure be deemed to be more informative/easier to understand. There is not a specific location required for such disclosure within the financial statements. Fair value and reconciling details are highly recommended (by common sense) because a statement of financial condition is unlikely to easily reconcile due to collateral balances and netting arrangements, but I am getting into too much detail for someone who says to go check FASB and clearly hasn't given it a cursory glance.

      As for BoA, investment right now is risky, but I wouldn't dump shares if you own it. That really depends on whether or not they keep ML.

    5. Re:Or we could look at some place not crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can live off roots and berries and wipe our asses with the currency of the doomed!

      http://www.nytimes.com/images/blogs/freakonomics/posts/Zimdollars.jpg

  46. Traffic of people moving accounts out by rednip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real issue is traffic, the article leads me to believe that the back end data is getting crushed by old records which don't usually get instantiated. They try to downplay it, but the real problem is the mass exodus. I bet the many old customers are going back though old statements and printing them in advance of a transfer. I've developed statements systems for another bank, they don't behave well when too many people rip through all of their old statements at once. There usually are even firewalls that might have capacity issues.

    I can understand why they are trying to downplay this, as herd of customers preparing to leave is an embarrassment, but my 20/20 hindsight tells me that it should have been anticipated. Maybe it was a little, but I can't imagine that IT was brought in much before they announced what I see to be a bone-headed move to get out of retail banking.

    Oh, yea, to stay on topic, sometimes people make mistakes. However, it's spelling issue, but a word choice, I don't think it's wrong. Odd maybe in it's use, but not wrong. Did you even look up Divulge before you before you commented, just to check the meaning. I did.

    To disclose or reveal (something private, secret, or previously unknown).

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    1. Re:Traffic of people moving accounts out by koan · · Score: 1

      Yes you are correct in my opinion.

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  47. I vote for Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once upon a time many years ago, I worked for the company that remotely managed the BofA website. It was run on MS server software with no-name hardware and stuff would routinely fall over just from the east coast lunch hour internet traffic. They also had server rack/cabinet cooling issues. BofA knew about all of this and consistently choose not to implement fixes. Shortly thereafter BofA cancelled their contract and ran it themselves and continued to have the same issues. Hence I vote that they're doing it to themselves and they're not being hacked.

  48. Conversion off of OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I guess the conversion off of OS/2 didn't go as well as planned.

  49. Not Under Attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bank of america network is under attack literally millions of times a month. It has been for years and years. It is also possesses one of the top ten largest carrier networks in the world and they know how to manage it. This is not an attack. This is simply a technology failure that they are working to restore. EOM.

  50. BofA has a swat team... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_P0wHsSz0

    Why do they get a swat team keeping people from withdrawing money?

  51. What's to stop them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where exactly does it say that a bank won't eventually tuck tail and run with all the money, blaming some ingenius hack from some already known criminal organization or terrorist group?

  52. Re:they should not used the lowest bid for outsour by Chirs · · Score: 1

    When I was getting a new furnace (several thousand dollars) I got a half dozen bids, threw out the ones that seemed abnormally high or low, then evaluated the rest. Usually the lowest bidder is low for a reason. (Although to be fair, sometimes they're just more efficient.)

  53. He owns a bank? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    Oh shit, I thought it said the BofH was hacked!

    Whew! Thankfully, though, that's not the case:

    http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/

  54. Accenture or SAP? by dbIII · · Score: 1

    So if it's not hack or DDOS is it really Accenture or SAP?

  55. America is broken, not BANK of america by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are crazy if you still trust your money to any american institution.

    By 2012 to 2014, you will no longer be able to open an account as an american overseas (many americans have already had their accounts closed, including people just for having a US mailing address that are not us citizens), as the new laws go in to effect to penalize any bank internationally for not reporting the accounts of american citizens. Most have decided to just stop doing biz with americans.

    Your options are limited however for a safe haven.

    Try chile. They still have no debt, and 6 percent growth, massive resources (5 lkarest gold producer by 2015, lithium, copper, etc), small pop (mostly young with a fully funded private social security system).

    Most importantly, they went through their own (real estate fueled )banking crisis of this sort in the 80's, and implemented the laws that shielded them from the financial crisis in ways that almost no other country in the world managed. like don't loan money to people without money.

  56. slashdot incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if slashdot readers would reconize the fact that boa anounced that they were outsourcing most of the failed tech aquisitions and getting back to what they do best, basic banking, then a different idea about the outages may come into play. They are outsourceing much of the technology functions to companies that they previously had relationships with in better times. The result may include short term outages, but also may result in a better company after the transitions occur. but hey, feel free to blame boa over fee's that came about due to retailer lobby efforts and two of our favorite senators, and link outages to the outrage that must be occuring to hacking or denial of service attempts. Imo boa is finally doing right after the idiot bought countrywide and dragged the bank into near shambles.

  57. In their defense by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that nobody told the web services group about the planned price increase for debit cards.

  58. Closing accounts? by koan · · Score: 1

    I was hoping (initially) the outage was from the account closures in response to their debit card monthly fee, now it appears to be an attack, most likely in response to their debit card fee's.
    The other option is IT incompetence at the bank, which hurts worse? Being attacked by an outside entity or having incompetent help?

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  59. Re:they should not used the lowest bid for outsour by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    they should not used the lowest bid for...

    Lowest bidder + adequate specs + adequate testing = default action = "best practice"

    Not saying it's right, just saying...and let's not act like every other corporation not in the media today doesn't do the exact same thing.

    TFTFY
    Spending money foolishly is often worse then spending money needlessly. Put another way, spending more is no guarantee of quality. Diligence is.

  60. ***Disclaimer: I'm a CC merchant***** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, I own a small business and take credit cards.

    The restriction is what banks can charge the NEXT company down the procession down the line.

    The merchant in many cases is NOT seeing the relief unless they change processors or threaten to

    "Although this legislation was designed to provide business owners relief from card processing costs, some processors have publicly announced that they will keep the funds to bolster their own profits. The industry encountered a similar situation in 2003 with the Wal-Mart settlement that lowered debit interchange rates by approximately one-third. Rather than pass the savings through to their merchants, many processors kept the savings to boost their own profits."

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/heartland-payment-systemsr-credits-merchants-durbin-dollar-savings-from-debit-swipe-fee-reform-2011-10-03

  61. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ixnay on the Ilechay.

    We don't want a bunch of angsty slashbots down here.

  62. different rules different places by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    some places (UK) merchants do charge more for credit cards -surcharges are legal

    in the US, some merchants offer cash discounts. (I'm one)

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  63. End of Quarter Issues by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

    On Tech News Today yesterday or the day before, a BoA employee in their chat room indicated it was an issue associated with end-of-quarter processing. I think it's rediculious to assume that just because a website experiences issues, it's an attack. Mine are all database issues personally.

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  64. The Website is down. by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    Do not reboot the web server!!!!

    Didn't you get my email?

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  65. Checks and debit cards? by DQKennard · · Score: 1
    I think the last time I even *had* a debit card was over 20 years ago. I don't want one, and have specifically requested ATM cards that *aren't* debit cards. The only reason I would even consider getting one, is if for some reason I got an account that was online only and for some reason it was an account I needed to get cash from, rather than doing a direct online transfer from account to account.

    Oh, wait, having typed that, I realize I do have an account that's online only, and they sent me a debit card. It's been in a drawer since about 30 seconds after I got it in the mail.

    I pay (almost everything) by credit card, then direct transfer the monthly payment from my bank.

    If there's a problem with a charge on your card, would you rather (a) dispute the charge on your credit card, withholding payment until resolved, or (b) dispute the charge and try to get the debit card company to give you money back?

    Would you rather (a) hand over to the minimum-wage drone a credit card with a line into the credit card company's account, or (b) hand over a debit card with a direct line into your account?

    And checks? My wife pays by check maybe a couple of things a month to people who still for some reason can't take credit card or direct payment. I can't remember the last time I wrote a check.

    ATM fees? I can't remember the last time I got caught short by an unexpected cash purchase or lack of planning that I had to hit an ATM other than at my home bank.

    These sorts of fees are bad in that they hit poor people who can least afford it. Too poor to have a couple of weeks pay in their checking accounts, if they have an account at all. Too poor to have a "real" credit card, so they have a debit card or use checks. I don't like the idea that BoA (and other big banks) see little value in retaining such customers unless they can gouge them for direct fees, but I can understand how their cold, hard analyses come to this conclusion.

    1. Re:Checks and debit cards? by Alex+Pennace · · Score: 1

      If there's a problem with a charge on your card, would you rather (a) dispute the charge on your credit card, withholding payment until resolved, or (b) dispute the charge and try to get the debit card company to give you money back?

      This. I'm about to burn through yet another lunch break to deal with Sovereign Bank about a debit card chargeback against GoDaddy. I submitted the dispute to them on July 22. After multiple calls to several different people, the only thing I have learned so far is the chargeback department got my chargeback. No money back in my account. No word on when this may happen. No one answers the chargeback department's direct line.

      The money in this case is small. But I am very worried about what might happen if the amount was larger. To be fair, Sovereign has been prompt in handling my previous chargebacks (when someone stole my debit card number), but the way this case was handled erases any brownie points they earned previously.

  66. if all this keeps going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how is warren buffet (jimmy's daddy) going to get his guaranteed 6%/year?