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RIM Server Crash Leaves Millions Without BBM

Several readers have sent word that "tens of millions of BlackBerry users in Europe, the Middle East and Africa have been unable to receive or send emails and messages through their phones, following an outage at the server systems of parent company Research In Motion." RIM has confirmed that they're aware of the problem and working to restore service. A former RIM employee said to The Guardian, "They didn't start looking at scalability until about 2007, when they had around 8M active devices. The attitude was, 'We're going to grow and grow but making sure our infrastructure can support it isn't a priority.' They have their own clunky infrastructure to do something that you don't really need a clunky infrastructure to do anymore."

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  1. The problem with last minute engineering by jd · · Score: 1

    Is that the last minute is either "next year" or "last week" depending on which side of the disaster you're on.

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    1. Re:The problem with last minute engineering by alexborges · · Score: 1

      I would say its a problem on not using the right software for the right task. As I understand it, the BBM servers and their email technologies, where built by them or bought and integrated. Had they used a self cooked opensource mash with their own engineering on top of it, perhaps theyd be in a better place right now.

      Big outfits should not cook the software they run their services on. They should grab good FOSS, make it better, and implement their added value on top of that. It seems plain obvious to me that the services that dont do what RIM did like facebook, google, yahoo or even microsoft's hotmail and "live" thingies, can compare with others and show their code to the world and share it and be a better service for that...

      Im talking about the base infrastructure: why cook your own messaging, if you have many FOSS implementations of messaging protocols? Why transport SAF messages with your own shit when you have three or four great smtp/lmtp implementations out there for which you dont need to pay any kind of licensing?

      NIH: thats what killed this thing.

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    2. Re:The problem with last minute engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      The problem here is the PHB's who, so long as a server is up and (barely) running - no matter how much babysitting and resource it's taking to keep it that way - will NOT want to replace it or upgrade it.

      They'll only consider spending the money when it becomes absolutely necessary. And to them, necessary is when the thing blows-up, melts-down or is otherwise completely FUBAR'd. Of course, by then, it's simply too late.

      Nevermind, RIM, I'm sure some of your 70 million subscribers will forgive you.

    3. Re:The problem with last minute engineering by jd · · Score: 1

      That number may, however, have dropped with the second crash.

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  2. Just imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Blackerry was still popular.

    1. Re:Just imagine by swanzilla · · Score: 2

      If Blackerry was still popular.

      Or if it happened to BlackBerry....with their 70M subscribers.

  3. Like Apple Messenger? by dopaz · · Score: 1

    Isn't iOS 5 going to feature a very similar "clunky infrastructure" feature?

    1. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We aren't talking about just bbm, but all bes services douche.

    2. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I was just going to post something about that. I can't wait for all the Apptards to come in, praising St. Jobs, and explaining how the great iPhone would never have this happen.

      Forgetting that iOS 5 is all cloud-based, and that great new feature on the 4S, the voice assistant, is ALSO all cloud-based. (And not an Apple innovation. Not only did Android have it first, but Apple bought the technology from some other company.)

      My guess is that the iPhone 4S servers crash maybe a week after the 4S is actually shipped, and the Apptards find out that maybe a walled garden isn't the nicest place to live after all.

    3. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Necroman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I believe you can fallback to SMS with iOS5.

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    4. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      It's never too late for a popular product to tank cause of "new features" .

      Not sure how piratebay users would feel using the cloud based storage either.

    5. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My BB can still SMS too without BBM

    6. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No - if you look in the "service books" of a Blackberry device, you will find a lot of hard-coded IP addresses. This means that RIM is pointing all devices to a single server in a single data center on the end of a single circuit owned by a single provider.

      If they had simply used DNS names, they could fail-over on many levels simply by re-pointing DNS.

      Some real morons running the show over there. I realized this long ago but was stupid not to short RIMM stock. I guess that makes me just as stupid.

    7. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

      If they had simply used DNS names, they could fail-over on many levels simply by re-pointing DNS.

      Maybe they were worried about DNS poisoning or something like that. Still should be a way to remotely update those "service book" addresses though.

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    8. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hard coded IP means DNS hijacks won't work.
      It's a trade off, do you protect against hijacks or server/connection failures?

    9. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name one apple product that has crashed once a week or once a month. Just one.

      That said, fuck the cloud. Fuck it when BB does it, fuck it when apple does it, fuck it when google does it.

    10. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      No. The Message app uses the iMessage protocol if available. If not available, it falls back to SMS/MMS. It's completely transparent/unified. The only indicator which message transport is being used is the color of the send button or conversation bubble. My first reaction was similar (how long until we see an iCloud outage), but for this example I don't think Apple has anything to worry about.

    11. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I believe you can fallback to SMS with iOS5.

      From an iPod?

      iMessage works across iOS devices (iPod, iPhone, iPad) and does not require a cellular plan, so on a large number of devices, there is no SMS to fall back on.

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    12. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Mostly what comes to mind isn't a cloud crash, but the fact that it took Apple something like 3 attempts to write a fucking alarm clock that worked.

    13. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by hedwards · · Score: 2

      No, it doesn't mean any such thing. I take it you've never heard of CARP or VRRP.

    14. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you're on Wifi. Clearly it doesn't have cellular data connectivity. Meaning you can't fall back on SMS. If the servers die, so does iMessage.

    15. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would you really expect devices that don't have a cellular radio to be comparable?

      how are they in any different from any message clients on your PC?

      the point of the story is BB's have access to SMS yet they can't fall back to it.

      that iOS5 can is a positive.

      signed

      not-normally-one-to-support-apple-and-now-feeling-a-little-ill

    16. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Vanders · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because that IP can't be an endpoint on a pair of HA load balancers.

    17. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can NOT compare Voice Actions/Vlingo and Siri.
      That Google shit has no AI and is very limited. Voice Actions have existed for iOS since 3.0 but that's not what Siri is about.

      "Call parents".... that's what iOS 3.0+ and Android is capable of.
      Siri on the other hand is more like the ships computer from Star Trek Next Generation.

      "Find a Sushi restaurant near me, reserve a table, schedule lunch with my girlfriend in 1 hour and send her a message".

      THAT'S Siri. And no. Android does NOT have this. Not even close.

      Buying a company to integrate it's technology into one's own stuff is normal. Google does this, too. All the time.
      The keyword is INTEGRATION. And polish.

      My guess is : you have no clue what you are talking about.

      Have a nice day hatin' fandroid.

    18. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the end of a fiber line that gets cut by Cletus in his backhoe.

      At least put two IP addresses in the service book....

    19. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      As a Nokia user, I wouldn't say it works yet: it still doesn't activate if the phone is powered off. Apparently having an RTC chip with alarm is something extraordinary.

    20. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by narcc · · Score: 1

      No, just BIS. From the article:

      Many corporate customers said they had not lost service, suggesting that the problem was with Blackberry's BIS consumer systems, rather than its BES enterprise systems.

    21. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by lucm · · Score: 2

      > if you look in the "service books" of a Blackberry device, you will find a lot of hard-coded IP addresses. This means that RIM is pointing all devices to a single server in a single data center on the end of a single circuit owned by a single provider.

      Following this "logic", by using DNS it would have been possible to do what, change the single server in that single data center to another single server in another single data center? Or is it only when you use DNS that it becomes possible to do load-balancing and clustering?

      > Some real morons running the show over there

      Oh yeah, clearly the morons are over there

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    22. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by narcc · · Score: 1

      Shhh... That's supposed to be the "one more thing" at the iPhone 5 launch. Don't spoil it!

    23. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can NOT compare Voice Actions/Vlingo and Siri.
      That Google shit has no AI and is very limited. Voice Actions have existed for iOS since 3.0 but that's not what Siri is about.

      I'm not talking about built-in voice commands. (Which have existed on every mobile phone I've ever owned for the past decade - the iPhone seriously didn't get that for three versions? I knew Apple was behind the curve, but I didn't realize they were THAT far behind. Then again, it took them that long to get copy and paste, didn't it?)

      I'm talking about third party apps that provide features similar to those Siri does. For example, there was an app released a year ago that does the same things. It was called "Siri."

      That's because Apple didn't create Siri. Siri had been available on the App store since 2010, but was removed with the iPhone 4S announcement. (Which means that people with existing iPhones - which support Siri just fine - are having it removed by Apple to force them to upgrade to a new phone whose only other new feature is a slightly better camera.)

      The keyword is INTEGRATION. And polish.

      You didn't watch the Siri demo, did you? It doesn't integrate with anything, it's its own separate app. It launches with a UI that looks like nothing else on the phone, and does its own thing. That's the complete opposite of "integration" and the only thing "polished" about it is the shine on the little microphone icon.

      Not to mention that apps on Android can easily integrate with other apps - even apps developed after they were. Apps on the iPhone cannot - Apple not only doesn't provide any API to do so, they also forbid anyone from developing one on their own.

    24. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but I believe you can fallback to SMS with iOS5.

      From an iPod?

      iMessage works across iOS devices (iPod, iPhone, iPad) and does not require a cellular plan, so on a large number of devices, there is no SMS to fall back on.

      If only someone would invent some form of electronic mail delivery system that could be used in such a case...

    25. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by firex726 · · Score: 1

      Yea, one IP does not mean one server.

      I work in a DC and we regularly deploy server clusters with virtual IPs. Customers can setup a LBer and any number of servers they want behind it.

    26. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, No it doesn't mean that at all. What your post really means is that you don't know much about TCP/IP and the internet.

      They could easily be doing load-balancing or anycasting on those IP's. There could be hundreds of servers behind each IP.

      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Load_balancer
      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Anycast

      (I have no idea if RIM actually does this though - I just thought I'd point out that this technology exists and is in widespread use)

    27. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      You can NOT compare Voice Actions/Vlingo and Siri.
      That Google shit has no AI and is very limited. Voice Actions have existed for iOS since 3.0 but that's not what Siri is about.

      I'm not talking about built-in voice commands. (Which have existed on every mobile phone I've ever owned for the past decade - the iPhone seriously didn't get that for three versions? I knew Apple was behind the curve, but I didn't realize they were THAT far behind. Then again, it took them that long to get copy and paste, didn't it?)

      I'm talking about third party apps that provide features similar to those Siri does. For example, there was an app released a year ago that does the same things. It was called "Siri."

      That's because Apple didn't create Siri. Siri had been available on the App store since 2010, but was removed with the iPhone 4S announcement. (Which means that people with existing iPhones - which support Siri just fine - are having it removed by Apple to force them to upgrade to a new phone whose only other new feature is a slightly better camera.)

      The keyword is INTEGRATION. And polish.

      You didn't watch the Siri demo, did you? It doesn't integrate with anything, it's its own separate app. It launches with a UI that looks like nothing else on the phone, and does its own thing. That's the complete opposite of "integration" and the only thing "polished" about it is the shine on the little microphone icon.

      Not to mention that apps on Android can easily integrate with other apps - even apps developed after they were. Apps on the iPhone cannot - Apple not only doesn't provide any API to do so, they also forbid anyone from developing one on their own.

      Evidently, you did not watch the demo either or you are confusing the Siri app which apple bought out with the Siri feature in iOS 5 build for iPhone 4S. The latter is integrated into the look and feel of iOS 5. It can take over the entire screen but first launches in s similar manner to how the app switcher does taking up the lower portion of the screen with the icons greyed out when you hold down the home button.

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    28. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by gstrickler · · Score: 0

      I'm not talking about built-in voice commands. (Which have existed on every mobile phone I've ever owned for the past decade - the iPhone seriously didn't get that for three versions? I knew Apple was behind the curve, but I didn't realize they were THAT far behind. Then again, it took them that long to get copy and paste, didn't it?)

      And exactly who implemented copy and paste on a touch screen before Apple did it in iOS 3? Let's see, I think the answer is "no one". Nothing like forgetting history when you try to slam a product/company.

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    29. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Shhh... That's supposed to be the "one more thing" at the iPhone 5 launch. Don't spoil it!

      We don't have to worry about stealing Steve Job's thunder anymore,

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    30. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And exactly who implemented copy and paste on a touch screen before Apple did it in iOS 3? Let's see, I think the answer is "no one". Nothing like forgetting history when you try to slam a product/company.

      Well, let's see, Windows CE had copy and paste since, well, always. Although it didn't gain touchscreen support until 3.0, which was released in 2000. But that still predates the iPod, let alone the iPhone. So there's one, and that's off the top of my head.

      But we both know that you're going to move the goal posts. Eventually you will find a string of adjectives that limits the answer to the iPhone.

    31. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Why would I want it to work if I powered the phone is off?

      I don't want my alarm clock to work if I power it off either, that's why I power it off.

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    32. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, they can push new books to your device so they are probably able to update the existing ones.

      Every time you configure a new BES e-mail account, they push a new service book to you.

      They probably send you new books every time your device cold-starts (battery pull). I don't know it for sure, but most BB forums recommend fixing missing/incorrect books by doing a battery pull. Of course it could be the usual "did you try turning it off and on again?" voodoo.

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    33. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by alexborges · · Score: 1

      You still pay for BBM though...

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    34. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't mean any such thing. I take it you've never heard of CARP or VRRP.

      Or even something as common as the decades-old BGP.

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    35. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      You will when he starts smiting you guys for your mockery. Steve is one of the old Gods, he demands sacrifice...

    36. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I had cut and paste on my XV6800 WinMo 6.0 phone back in like 2007, via a touch screen.

      It's okay if Apple didn't invent everything, you know. They're still cool if you think they are.

    37. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      exactly who implemented copy and paste on a touch screen before Apple...
      And could you cut and paste using only the touch screen on WinCE?

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    38. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      And how exactly did you cut and paste on it? Using the buttons, or using only the touch screen?

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    39. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Nevermind, I found the answer. Yes, once you upgraded to 6.1.

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    40. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      A long press on a selection was the equivalent of a right-click on a Windows machine. Select text, long press, select copy, place cursor in new location, long press, select paste.

      The phone used a stylus, but it still used a touch screen, not the buttons (although there were buttons to open the contextual menu, too, which was nice). It technically worked with a finger, too, but I have big fat fingers so I stuck with the stylus for precision.

    41. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Cruorin · · Score: 1

      Bittorrent is already cloud storage by definition. The data exists on multiple computers and is accessed over the internet. Hash checking makes it very unlikely that sabotage efforts will ever work practically. The only difference between bittorrent and the paid cloud storage is that bittorrent is more redundant, and kept online by goodwill rather than cash.

    42. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Here, let me answer for you. You couldn't in WinCE 3.0, or 4.0, nor in Windows Mobile 5.0, or 6.0.

      Windows Mobile didn't support copy & paste via a touchscreen until v6.1, which was announced on April 1, 2008, and first appeared on phones in June 2008. Nowhere near your date of 2000

      So, I stand corrected, MS did implement it on a touchscreen before Apple. One year before. WinMo 6.1 came out right before iOS 2 shipped with the iPhone 2. iOS 3 didn't ship until June 2009 with cut/copy/paste.

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    43. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      Wrong. You could only do it on touchscreen devices before 2008. My WM2003 device (keyboard-free!) did it fine.

    44. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by thsths · · Score: 1

      > Why would I want it to work if I powered the phone is off?

      Because you still have to go to work, even if you turn off your phone to get a good night of sleep, or if you battery is dead? My 7 year old Sony works that way, and I bet most other phones. If you don't want to get an alarm, don't program an alarm :-)

    45. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Because it's stupid to be wasting all the energy necessary to keep the main CPU and other components running the OS when you only need the alarm. This is specially important when you for some reason can't charge your phone.

      If you don't want the alarm clock to work, just don't set it.

    46. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by l_bratch · · Score: 1

      It's very useful when you run out of battery to fully run the device. The alarm will still sound in a reduced environment. That's saved me a couple of times.

    47. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

      Just because YOU don't want it and don't understand it, it doesn't mean other people won't.
      I have one clock only, my cell phone. I want an alarm clock and I want it to work when I turn off the phone (which I do every night!).

      You think I'm stupid? I can live with that...

    48. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I stand corrected

      Angry iFan in accepting infallibility shocker.

    49. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      Name one apple product that has crashed once a week or once a month. Just one.

      itunes

      piece of crap

    50. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      Name one apple product that has crashed once a week or once a month. Just one.

      Quicktime

      piece of crap

    51. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy your long distance service bills if this ever becomes the case when you're out of your home area. =)

    52. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I just don't think it's a clear cut right or wrong, you want your phone to not be off when you turn it off, and I want mine off.

      Though the dead battery working adds a new level that makes it more awesome.

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    53. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

      Psion series 5, had a (stylus) touchscreen and lovely cut+paste, 1997.
      ... or were you counting the Apple Newton, similar timeframe?

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    54. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BlackBerry Torch also did it before iPhone.

    55. Re:Like Apple Messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can fall back to SMS with BlackBerry too, if you want to pay for it.

  4. The cloud and centralized services are great, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...

  5. What? by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, why does a disgruntled ex-employee's rant about scalability and infrastructure come into play before we know that scalability or infrastructure was the cause of the break? Seriously, maybe the taco bell dog just chewed through fiber lines in NY and LA while on tour. Could happen to anybody.

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    1. Re:What? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Given the way that RIM has been running itself out of business, I would be surprised if there weren't something to those assertions. It's definitely possible that it's a disgruntled ex-employee looking to bad mouth his former employers, but by the same token, RIM isn't exactly known for having competent management so a suggestion list this is at least plausible.

    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, maybe the taco bell dog just chewed through fiber lines in NY and LA while on tour.

      The Taco Bell dog died in 2009. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20293002,00.html

      I suspect this dog is making a comeback. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Pets.com_sockpuppet.jpg

    3. Re:What? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what your definition of competent management. They were very competent, but at maximizing their short-term share price.

      Choosing to not properly build your infrastructure and then crushing under the weight of 8M devices is a MUCH better decision than building the proper infrastructure and then watching your competitor get crushed under the weight of 8M devices while you go bankrupt because they beat you to market by two months.

      The managers who made the decision to skimp sold their stock ages ago and are all millionaires. They get to sit back and let somebody else clean up their mess. The people who bought their devices didn't properly evaluate their long-term potential - they were too consumed with "ooh, shiny!" That's what people always do and if you build anything accordingly you'll do just fine.

      And that is why society is the mess that it is...

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gidget died in 2009. I doubt she chewed through any fiber lines.

  6. RIM is dead... by vinn · · Score: 2

    ... they just don't know it yet. We have 40 Blackberry's in our company, but we purchased our last one about six months ago. I hope BES dies a painful, painful death.

    Android, here we come.

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    1. Re:RIM is dead... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... they just don't know it yet.

      So, you're saying they've been zombied.

      That would explain a lot actually.

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    2. Re:RIM is dead... by TheRedDuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just out of curiosity: how are you going to manage 40 Android devices? Consumers are fleeing RIM, but without some semblance of enterprise management tools, Android really isn't a viable alternative for a larger business or enterprise that needs to lock down/look after/manage lots of devices. You might be able to do it with Windows Phone, but WP7 management options are a shadow of the WP6's. Until there's a real challenger to to the functionality of BES (despite the nightmare), RIM will continue to rear its ugly head.

    3. Re:RIM is dead... by munwin99 · · Score: 0

      SOTI MobiControl is one option. Works OK for us... http://www.soti.net/Mobicontrol/

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    4. Re:RIM is dead... by sodul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You need 'Enterprise' tools to manage 40 devices ?!? Methinks (and from experience) that you will spend more time and money 'managing' the 'Enterprise' tool than to manage the 40 devices directly.

    5. Re:RIM is dead... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      iOS has the same problem, I manage 40 iPads and will be getting 26 more iPod Touches in that mix, they are a pain in the ass to manage, image and deploy.

    6. Re:RIM is dead... by sydsavage · · Score: 2

      A quick google of 'Android Enterprise Management' returned some potential solutions:

      Zenprise
      Good for Enterprise
      3LM

      Those were the top three. I'm sure there's more, including RIM's own Android management solution.

    7. Re:RIM is dead... by juniorkindergarten · · Score: 2

      The reason for BES is to make sure that employees don't do stupid things and run up the data usage and cell minutes. Enterprises want locked down phones for control and accountability. Without that control corporations won't move from blackberry.

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    8. Re:RIM is dead... by sodul · · Score: 1

      I doubt you have a 'corporation' when you have 40 devices. That probably mean you have a 100 employees company/startup where the overhead of fine tune management of devices is not worth it. Once you reach a couple hundred accounts, then yes maybe, at the level above it just gets in the way.

    9. Re:RIM is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I dunno, Exchange seems to do resonably well.

    10. Re:RIM is dead... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      how are you going to manage 40 Android devices?

      'roid is open source! You write your own mis-management tools. Duh.

    11. Re:RIM is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... they just don't know it yet. We have 40 Blackberry's in our company, but we purchased our last one about six months ago. I hope BES dies a painful, painful death.

      Ummm, maybe you should take a course on how to manage a BES (blackberry enterprise server). RIM has very affordable online courses, or you could take a conventional course. RIM even gives you a discount when you buy a BES.

      Having managed blackberries for many years, you should know that "blackberry issues" are often actually issues with the underlying email system (exchange/notes/groupwise).

    12. Re:RIM is dead... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      iOS has the same problem, I manage 40 iPads and will be getting 26 more iPod Touches in that mix, they are a pain in the ass to manage, image and deploy.

      Care to expand a little on your frustrations? Sounds more like the task was dumped on you, on top of other previous responsibilities, and because it takes time and you would rather be doing something else, "they are a pain in the ass to manage, image and deploy."

      With the right console and software tools, and given the time needed, these devices would seem a dream to other administrators: once deployed, they go out... and never come back. Just how often are you having to support bone fide technical issues, apart from training new users? How many iDevices come back to you because they get spontaneously reconfigured, or get a virus, or, over time, get sluggish and unusable?

      I think you may want to step back from the tasks for a minute, remove personal bias, and attempt to be objective. They're just computers, don't take it personally that they work under a paradigm that you are not comfortable with yet.

    13. Re:RIM is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt you have a 'corporation' when you have 40 devices.

      Ummm, I've seen many corporations with fewer employees. In fact, my company has a few subsidiaries (for legal & tax reasons) with less than 5 employees. Some of them have blackberries.

      Having been in the IT business for some time, I assure you that managing mobile devices and expecting all users to follow company policy, even if you give people very clear instructions, is very difficult.

    14. Re:RIM is dead... by swb · · Score: 1

      Is it even possible to 'image' an iPad?

      I like mine and get they're virtually maintenance free, but I can also see where a 'standard' iPad with a set of 5-6 third party apps would be a colossal headache to manage centrally if you had more than a dozen or so devices. If you were talking 100 or more? It'd be a full time job keeping them in iOS updates. I can't imagine what a "new school year" type imaging program would look like.

    15. Re:RIM is dead... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, there are a couple of options for handling modern consumer hardware like iPads and Android phones (I'm generalizing and not intending to poke at either in particular):

      1. Make it the employee's problem. If employee gets a virus or leaks important info, fire them and say you've solved the problem. This is the cheapest solution if everybody lets you get away with it (which is surprisingly often).

      2. Make it the vendor's problem. Look at the feature list and see that it has no viruses advertised and it says that data is secure and it can be remote-wiped and it always gets its security updates automatically. If that ever doesn't work out blame the vendor and say that you'll yell at them or switch vendors and that has solved the problem. This is the next cheapest solution if everybody lets you get away with it (which is even more often).

      3. You're stuck - it is your problem. Now you need to put software on the device to make sure that the security patches are installed, scan for viruses, implement full-disk encryption, and so on. Of course for most of that you are just depending on a different vendor (but you likely have more choices). The device is now super-slow and has all the headaches associated with modern PCs.

      Chances are the first manager in charge will do #1, then after he loses his job the next next one will do #2. Eventually enough managers will lose their jobs that we'll all be stuck with #3 again. It isn't like corporate PCs always had antivirus and encryption software slowing them down...

      The iPad/phone deployments at most corporations are somewhere around #1-2 still, which is why it looks easy.

    16. Re:RIM is dead... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      It takes a whopping 1.5 hours to deploy BES Express. I bet you I could have the server deployed and all of the blackberries configured before you got through configuring your andriods.

    17. Re:RIM is dead... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I saw those, but "being available" isnt the same as "widely known and trusted". They might be solid, and are worth looking at, but something you found on google 5 minutes ago hardly compares to a product thats been out for around a decade and has had its security vetted by the masses.

    18. Re:RIM is dead... by elliott666 · · Score: 1

      http://tinyurl.com/68lu7js

    19. Re:RIM is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need 'Enterprise' tools to manage 40 devices ?!? Methinks (and from experience) that you will spend more time and money 'managing' the 'Enterprise' tool than to manage the 40 devices directly.

      Then you've not used that many Enterprise tools, certainly not BES. Sticking to the Blackberry topic, BES takes a good 15 minutes to install and have functional. Spend an extra hour or two tweaking policies if you like but other than setting up optional extras, you won't need to touch it other than when you decide to patch. My experience with this is from early 3.x to current and RIM deserve credit for a system that does work. We patch only due to company policy, not because issues ever came up.

      I think my team would spend no more than a few hours a year on maintenance and it's a few mouse clicks to add or remove users, including remote provisioning of a brand new device. No way could we do it easier by stepping them or ourselves through the options manually.

    20. Re:RIM is dead... by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      You don't. We used to have a fully managed BES setup, but the overhead of managing the Server, the devices, the accounts, the policy, billing and overspend etc was all too much. I appreciate this is not for everyone, but when your business is not as sensitive as govt or finance, you can be a bit more flexible. Now we give employees an allowance, they buy their own phones (their choice but all choose either android or iOS), and we have a how-to page to setup their devices. Overhead is now nearly zero for the IT dept and after the first month users have become self sufficient and figured out how to do all the tricks themselves. Win win (big lose for RIM).

    21. Re:RIM is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer has bought 20000 androids last year. I'm sure it's a nightmare for them. Either that or the policy of hiring responsible adults is paying off.

    22. Re:RIM is dead... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      You can have a corporation of 1, at least in Canada. But that's beside the point....

      A company I recently worked for got burned badly by just ONE corporate user making unlimited overseas long distance calls. If you've got 40 devices out there, you can pretty much bet several of your employees will abuse them. 'Tis simple human nature.

      Aside from that, how hard can it be to go into an admin console and configure the limits on a user's device if the tools to do that are provided?

      --
      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    23. Re:RIM is dead... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      When you restore your iDevice, that's exactly what you're doing, imaging. Apple has tools to help with mass deployment. I've seen screens... you build the image by checking off apps and permissions... its not all that much unlike PwnageTool, really. I wish I had GP's job... sounds like if you work it right, you have control over everything you need.

    24. Re:RIM is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We take care of over 200 Android phones and also around 600 BB's using their enterprise tools. Let me tell ya the Android's are a lot less hassle to deal with even without tools. The only problem we have is Exchange server updates tend to break communications to the phones but this isn't the phones fault.

      My question is why does communications have to pass through RIM's servers when the server for the phones is in our data center. The Androids talk directly back to our DC without having to pass though a third party source. Seems to me the only reason is to capture data. The old Man In the Middle attack.

  7. Single point of failure... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Thats the problem with blackberry devices depending on RIM for service...

    Your mobile operator could fail, but theres more than one operator...
    Your own email server could fail, but your in control of this yourself and can take steps to fix it... Plus, it only affects you and not anyone else, you have a choice of email providers and if you run the server yourself its your own fault if it fails.

    You are stuck with RIM service if you want a blackberry handset, you don't have a choice unless you switch to a different type of handset.

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    1. Re:Single point of failure... by pnewhook · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are stuck with RIM service if you want a blackberry handset, you don't have a choice unless you switch to a different type of handset.

      Complete nonsense. Even without RIM service, it still functions as a phone, internet access, and SMS text messaging. Basically everything you use a smartphone for. You just dont have access to the secure RIM enterprise data and messaging services. Neither does any non BB device, so basically the BB just downgrades to a standard smartphone.

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      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    2. Re:Single point of failure... by fedcb22 · · Score: 1

      Except, you can't get email. That's kinda a big point for a smartphone. Not to mention that some applications (like WhatsApp) are hard coded to use BIS, even if you're connected to WiFi or have a normal data plan.

    3. Re:Single point of failure... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      You can't get enterprise email. You can get any other kind of email, for example gmail. You can easily configure the phone for multiple email accounts. You can also do things like webmail.

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      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    4. Re:Single point of failure... by fedcb22 · · Score: 1

      Nope, you can't get any email. Trust me, I have one next to me (and I'm certainly not an enterprise user, just standard BIS plan with my GMail and University email accounts) and was affected by this outage - web browsing, BBM, WhatsApp, _all_ email accounts, Facebook and Twitter were not working. There is a way to make the browser use the network directly, but it does not do so automatically.

    5. Re:Single point of failure... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? I can turn off my wireless and tell my BB to only use wifi and still access everything.

      --
      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    6. Re:Single point of failure... by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Reports are saying no internet service (presumably they can still use WiFi)

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      If you think someone isn't free to have a different definition of "freedom" you may be a tyrant.
  8. It's as if millions cried out by charleyb123 · · Score: 2

    It's as if millions of souls cried out ... and were suddenly silenced.

    1. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      ...and the Babylon 5 fans come out of the woodwork. As if BlackBerry fans weren't annoying enough to begin with!

    2. Re:It's as if millions cried out by afabbro · · Score: 1

      It's as if millions of souls cried out ... and were suddenly silenced.

      Blackberry users have no souls. They're all PHBs.

      --
      Advice: on VPS providers
    3. Re:It's as if millions cried out by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Funny

      Banylon 5???! I think you just lost your right to be on Slashdot.

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      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    4. Re:It's as if millions cried out by bobstreo · · Score: 1

      and nobody really cared

    5. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banylon 5???! I think you just lost your right to be on Slashdot.

      I think he meant Deep Space Nine

    6. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Oh right Deep Space 9...my mistake. Truly one of the more moving lines ever uttered by Commander Cisco.

    7. Re:It's as if millions cried out by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Banylon 5???! I think you just lost your right to be on Slashdot.

      I think he meant Deep Space Nine

      The Lost Saucer most likely.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    8. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banylon 5???! I think you just lost your right to be on Slashdot.

      I think YOU just lost your right to be on Slashdot! Banylon???!

    9. Re:It's as if millions cried out by 11011001 · · Score: 1

      Nice Dumbledore reference!

    10. Re:It's as if millions cried out by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Blackberry users have no souls. They're all PHBs.

      Some of them do actual work, actually. Thats why we get a device with a physical keyboard, a full-days batterylife, and awesome messaging suite, rather than aiming for the GPU performance and whether or not theres an "app for that" yet.

      Yes, Im being disparaging of Android (even as I secretly long for a Galaxy S 2-- if only they had a physical keyboard....).

    11. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh

    12. Re:It's as if millions cried out by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Geez - it was Star Wars!!!

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      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    13. Re:It's as if millions cried out by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      That's the spelling in the original pilot that I wrote. Those idiots can't read and that's why I refused to work with them. If only they followed my advice and understood my car analogies the show would probably still be on the air.

      --
      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    14. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      cmon dude, it was obi wan in the original Star Wars

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/quotes?qt=qt0440735

    15. Re:It's as if millions cried out by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Think of it as a honeypot for nerdrage and you won't be far off the mark.

      I was curious after I saw somebody else do it a month or two ago (misattributed science fiction quotes). I found it humorous. Mine wasn't as inspired...

      http://entertainment.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2459630&cid=37602748

  9. Epic Fail by sehlat · · Score: 1

    The company books ONLY show how expensive providing good service is. They don't show the enormous losses when inadequate investment in support infrastructure collapses.

  10. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by elbonia · · Score: 1

    While all of these solutions are scalable they have terrible latency; especially when nodes are failing. RIM probably needs very low latency for it applications.

  11. Value and Loss by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Nothing of one was the othered.

  12. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by afabbro · · Score: 2

    And, you know, SQL databases, too, since they scale very well.

    BTW, why do you jump to the datastore as the scalability problem? It's not mentioned in the article. For all we know, it could be their internal Cisco routers that are overloaded or their WAN links or their 10-year-old Windows 2000 servers or something else.

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  13. Future Thinking by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 3

    In four years I'll be starting a company based on the idea of having a device that stores all your photos, emails, and applications locally so you aren't tied to the cloud.

    1. Re:Future Thinking by RedBear · · Score: 1

      In four years I'll be starting a company based on the idea of having a device that stores all your photos, emails, and applications locally so you aren't tied to the cloud.

      You're a little late. You have to hand it to Apple yet again, their new iCloud service is mainly used not to _store_ but to _sync_ your apps, music, photos, contacts, calendar events and documents between your devices, where almost everything is then stored locally on each device or computer. Gee whiz, how about that. What a concept, huh? An iCloud outage will just mean you temporarily won't be able to sync things between devices. Most people probably won't even notice if it doesn't last more than a day.

      I don't know if their iMessage service requires iCloud, but even if it does it would fall back to SMS if iCloud is down. So all in all they seem to have really thought things through with their implementation of cloud services.

    2. Re:Future Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, how about that. An even better idea would be to be able to sync things WITHOUT a damn iCloud at all! What a concept!

    3. Re:Future Thinking by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      In four years I'll be starting a company based on the idea of having a device that stores all your photos, emails, and applications locally so you aren't tied to the cloud.

      Way to completely not understand how BES works. None of your stuff is stored in RIM's "cloud", whether you use BIS, BES, or neither. All BES and BIS do are provide push functionality. BES can go completely down, and my access to previous email is still there, as is my access to my gmail. My photos and apps, notably, are stored locally.

    4. Re:Future Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already have a patent on that. Troll you in court

    5. Re:Future Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      way ahead of you. I already consider your idea brilliant. CALL IT PUDDLE. LAUNCH NOW.

  14. Typical Business Decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is generally the decision upper management makes. Step #1 Make the infrastructure as cheaply as possible in a way that works for the situation right now. Step #2 Get as many users as possible. Any band-aids that are necessary is just support for our infrastructure, and everything will magically scale despite our single point of failure. The justification for this, is that hardware is cheaper than software engineers, so it is cheaper to scale by just paying for better hardware. So, scalability should not be a problem as long as their engineers were competent building the initial infrastructure. However, this event shows they obviously were not.

  15. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by stinerman · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's jumping to the datastore because he can't cunningly fit in a link to his presentation about NoSQL database software if he doesn't.

  16. Leave it to RIM. . . by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

    . . . to ruin my chances of snagging a big, beautiful man.

    --
    My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
    1. Re:Leave it to RIM. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . to ruin my chances of snagging a big, beautiful man.

      I don't know. I rather like the idea of BBM going down!

  17. CLOUD suckage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word: CLOUD!

    And you wonder why the shit fails and brings everyone down. Its the nature of cloud service crap.

  18. don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Current infrastructure will be more than adequate to support the number of RIM users left a few years from now...

  19. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    In case you haven't heard, relational databases have a dickens of a time scaling horizontally.
    The whole point of datastores is scalability.

  20. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    So what? It's a free presentation--I have not placed any ads on the page. It's called context, as in why I have experience to say what I wrote.
    Jeez everybody is so suspicious these days. You know, there are some people who don't have to monitize everything they touch. For that matter, all of the NoSQL databases I mentioned are free--nobody is making any coin off of them. My link was harmless.

  21. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will your presentation be discussing how many NoSQL database systems often corrupt or outright lose data because they don't offer proper ACID support?

    Will your presentation be discussing how, in the real world, "eventual consistency" really means "never consistent"?

    Will your presentation be discussing how anything but the simplest queries become extremely painful to craft, especially when the only query language available is JavaScript?

    Will your presentation be discussing how Cassandra caused significant problems at both reddit and Digg?

    Will your presentation be discussing how all NoSQL functionality can easily be implemented using traditional relational database systems?

    Will your presentation be discussing how many of the performance problems that NoSQLers have with relational databases are solely due to those NoSQLers not knowing what indexes are, never mind how to use them?

    Will your presentation be discussing how many of the scalability problems that NoSQLers have with relational databases are solely due to those NoSQLers not knowing what replication is, never mind how to use it?

    If you don't mention such things during your presentation, then you will be deceiving your audience.

  22. Users fault by lucm · · Score: 1

    > have been unable to receive or send emails and messages through their phones

    Maybe the users just don't hold their phones correctly, like it happened with another vendor...

    --
    lucm, indeed.
  23. Campaign by Corson · · Score: 2

    A campaign against RIM has been running in the media for the last few months. Before the iPhone and Android devices there was the Blackberry and I bet RIM still have a few cards left up the sleeve.

    1. Re:Campaign by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      I bet RIM still have a few cards left up the sleeve.

      Unfortunately for those who like RIM, the cards up their sleeves are the instruction cards for playing poker.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    2. Re:Campaign by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      As long as they stop buying into the "business phones need to be multimedia whizzes" bullshit, theyll be fine. People who want touch phones arent going to want a blackberry, and those of us who want blackberries dont want fast CPUs, games, and a touch screen. All we want is a messaging device that works and is reliable.

      Seriously, Im kind of pissed that I upgraded to BES os 6.0, and it was optimized for touch, but was less usable and less stable. If they can just focus on what theyre GOOD at-- BES, great keyboards, great battery life, great usability shortcuts-- there will continue to be a market for them from people who actually want to do useful things with their phones.

    3. Re:Campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIM is one of the best-known companies in Canada for developing technology. Destroying them is a necessary condition to turn Canada into a mere resource-providing client state of the US.

    4. Re:Campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't cards, they're pink slips

  24. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case you haven't heard, relational databases have a dickens of a time scaling horizontally.

    I love it when you NoSQL advocates make blatantly false and incorrect claims like that, without even realizing how wrong you are. But I suppose it's not surprising, given that many of you guys haven't even heard of indexes, and have never used a relational database aside from MySQL.

  25. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    ACID support is not the goal of NoSQL. So your question is like asking if dirt makes a good bologna sandwich.

    Eventual consistency is actually known as Tuneable consistency. You pick how fast you want your data replicated. There is no free lunch.

    You are referring to CouchDB methinks. Bit player...

    No, my presentation will point out how Facebook to this day uses Cassandra for inbox search. Just because you chose a particular datastore does not mean your architect can check her brain at the door.

    Relational databases still fill a need, but because they need to support locking, they are orders of magnitude slower. Cassandra blows away MySQL. Oracle costs a bundle. Relational databases do not scale well horizontally. NoSQL databases--especially Cassandra--do scale well horizontally. No Master Nodes.

    So, you're blaming the NoSQL database because its users may not educate themselves on how to use it. Blame the victim much?

    Finally, Larry, why oh why did you choose to post this as Anonymous Coward. We know that Oracle is miffed that no startup uses your software, Mr. Ellison, but did you really have to go off half cocked like that?

    Larry, I really think you need to go back on your Lithium... your mania is starting to show.

  26. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    Not true, Pal. My first DB was IMS with its hierarchical structure, awesome speed and vomit-inducing PSB blocks. IMS was invented to support the SaturnV rocket. Then I moved on to DB2, supporting a claims table that held 65-million rows and was partitioned up the wazoo. The, of course, I have been through versions 8-11 of Oracle and its awesome SEQUENCES. Then I was forced to use that puke (stolen from Sybase) known as SQLServer (lacking indexes and forcing us to use index-like tables.) I have used MySQL and did not enjoy much about it except for the price.
    No, Anonymous-Coward-weak-pussy, I have used all flavors of Relational databases. I know the joy of denormalization and partial dependencies and transitive dependencies. I know how triggers can kill a DB and how partitions can allow indexes to be rebuilt easily.
    No, I understand all that--Anonymous-Coward-weak-pussy--and I know that there are simply some situations where relational DBs are just not right.
    I think Facebook--which wrote Cassandra (and still uses it for inbox search but now uses HBase, another NoSQL)--knows a few things about global scaling.
    So, moron AC-pussy, you are wrong.

  27. It was bound to happen by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    When you consider the fact that most of Rim's internal tools don't scale well and there built off broken technology it was bound to hit the outside world. Rim's general outlook is have it crash first and blame the coops later. Very little of there info-structure is designed to handle loading and expansion. I'm surprised it took this long to happen.

  28. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GP brings up some serious problems with NoSQL "databases" (that's not really the proper term, since their implementors don't seem to care/know about ACIDity), and you manage to ignore or sidestep every single one of them. Then you go off on some pointless tirade about Larry Ellison. Only somebody hyping NoSQL could consider making billions of dollars selling the relational database system that powers many of the most important software systems ever created to somehow be a "failure".

    I hope that you show this entire thread of discussion to the people that you're presenting to. Let them read each and every comment. It'll do a good job of putting your presentation in context. At the very least, it'll inform your audience about some issues that you apparently don't fully understand, and thus seem reluctant to discuss.

  29. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by stinerman · · Score: 1

    Oh, chill, dude. Someone who saw the sarcasm tags rated it a +1, Funny.

    Best of luck to you on your presentation.

  30. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    I addressed each of his points in order. Can't you read? You say that NoSQL doesn't support ACID--when that's part of its design. There is no promise or intention of supporting ACID. If ACID is necessary--use a relational database! So, you think that Facebook is full of idiots? Why on earth would Facebook's engineers choose to base their entire site on NoSQL datastores if they were not useful!

    Finally, the bit about Larry Ellision? That's called humor. You know, to laugh? Ha ha? If you don't find it funny that is your choice but obviously that part was intended in jest. I also notice that you--pussy--posted your comment as Anonymous Coward. That speaks volumes. If you felt such righteous indignation--why not stand behind your every opinion, as I have done? Pussy...

  31. Well, at least Slashdot is consistent... by dwm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, another Slashdot hatchet job on RIM. Heavy into Apple stock, are we?

    RIM certainly has issues, and it may not survive. But it seems the Slashdot editorial staff wants to make sure.

    1. Re:Well, at least Slashdot is consistent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I agree and I hate the word "clunky". That's a bitch word. Tell me some facts. I am so sick of fucking Apple knob schlob Slashdot by soulskill. Basically, if soulskill ran the world, there would be only Google and Apple and they would all get together for a big daisy chain at Sergey's house, all gathered around Steve's corpse with candles and shit. Oh yay, as long as someone can make it easy for me to overpay for tiny little software applications that scrub webpages. It frees up my time for my amateur photojournalism project that I've been Facebooking about. Fucking. Hipster.

    2. Re:Well, at least Slashdot is consistent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we all have to realize that there's a large shadowy cabal set against RIM's peerless devices. Why else would they be losing market share to Android and Apple?

      The name of this dark organization bent on the destruction of the Blackberry? They are called "The Consumers".

      It's a conspiracy I tell you!

  32. OMG! An email provider is down! by msobkow · · Score: 1

    Even when it's Google or RIM, an email server being unavailable isn't what I'd call "news".

    --
    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
  33. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by epine · · Score: 1

    IMS was invented to support the SaturnV rocket.

    That takes a lot of IBM printer paper. And the SaturnV supplied its own lift. Nice architectural separation.

  34. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of the most unprofessional comments I've ever seen submitted to Slashdot. There's absolutely no need to resort to petty name-calling like you just did.

  35. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    If I had some mod points for humor, they would all be yours... :)

  36. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    Okay, Anonymous Coward. So, you can't even use your real name to express your indignation? Hah!

    P-u-s-s-y!

    Your statement was one of the most craven I've ever seen expressed on Slashdot.
    Slashdot is not beanbag, pal. It's combat.


    Maybe you should go here, where you feel less threatened

  37. Noooooooo, the horror...the horror.... by Starfleet+Command · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, I don't care, I have an HTC Android phone. I gave up on RIM and their kiddie phones.

  38. First Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would have been a first post if I had access to my Blackberry.

    1. Re:First Post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your BB Browsing is still fine.

  39. Which you can also do by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    An even better idea would be to be able to sync things WITHOUT a damn iCloud at all! What a concept!

    But you can ALSO do that. Without iCloud you are still perfectly free to sync media and applications onto the device, even if all you have is a computer and an iOS device and no network.

    Why is having layers of possibilities not better than the alternative?

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  40. Someone is consistent; not Slashdot by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Wow, another Slashdot hatchet job on RIM.

    In Slashdot's defense, there were already several hatchets in place by the time they got there, and they were pretty obviously self-hatcheted. Slashdot is just pointing out the obvious.

    When you have a central point of failure you WILL HAVE FAILURES. It's like saying the sun will rise. I've never liked Blackberries for that reason long before any obvious decline began; I greatly prefer systems that lack such points of failure.

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  41. Another incorrect Apple Hater by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Forgetting that iOS 5 is all cloud-based,

    It's not cloud based. It is, to put it in manager-speak "cloud enabled". The technical point behind the distinction is that iOS5 merely always for the cloud to provide a device with MORE data which it then stores locally. It's not cloud based at all, as content and media is locally based but then distributed.

    that great new feature on the 4S, the voice assistant, is ALSO all cloud-based.

    Really more service based, but yes that requires a data connection. But you can use the system without Siri, that's just a convenience. It's not like Siri going down prevents you from doing ANYTHING you could do otherwise.

    Apptards find out that maybe a walled garden isn't the nicest place to live after all.

    Do we get to call you an Andtard? Grow up and think rationally, as your desire to make fourth graders laugh has clouded your technical judgement. Then perhaps you will not make such embarrassing and glaring mistakes. No wonder you post AC, if I were to post something as lacking in substance and fact I'd try to cover my tracks as well.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Another incorrect Apple Hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, hey, look, it's SuperApplefan, the Super Apptard himself, come to defend anyone who might point out flaws in the Cult of Apple.

      It's not cloud based. It is, to put it in manager-speak "cloud enabled".

      All the new iOS 5 features require the cloud. If Apple's servers go down, you lose all those spiffy new features that Android has had forever. (Of course, the same caveat applies to Android: if Google goes down, you lose access to those features too. Except Google is kind of good at the whole cloud thing, having done it for the past decade, while Apple sells shiny bits of plastic. Then again, since the iPhone heavily relies on Google for a whole bunch of its features, well, Google going down wouldn't just affect Android...)

      But I suppose you are, technically, correct. You can still use the iPhone without Apple's servers being up. You just can't use any of those new "insanely great" features that Apple is pushing. Want to show your Mom that adorable photo of your kid? Better hope Apple's servers are running!

      Oh, wait, you're an Apple fan. You have no kids.

      But you can use the system without Siri, that's just a convenience.

      Siri is the entire reason to get the 4S. Without Siri, it has literally one new feature: a camera that's less crappy than the one in the existing iPhones, but that's still handily beaten by current Android phones. Let alone the new ones being announced soon.

      I really can't wait for the first time iCloud goes down. Don't worry, I'll make sure to look for you to come up with some bullshit reason to defend Apple when it happens.

    2. Re:Another incorrect Apple Hater by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Forgetting that iOS 5 is all cloud-based,

      It's not cloud based.

      I think it's pretty clear what he meant, that most of the new iOS5 features require access to Apple's servers, so if those servers go down or you can't access them for whatever reason then those features simply will not work, those features are based on 'cloud' technologies and won't work without them.

      that great new feature on the 4S, the voice assistant, is ALSO all cloud-based.

      Really more service based, but yes that requires a data connection.

      No, it's not just a data connection, you need a data connection that can access Apple's 'cloud', so if for whatever reason (routing issue, server outage, etc...) you cannot access Apple's servers you cannot use Siri. Also what's the distinction between 'cloud-based' and 'service-based'?

      But you can use the system without Siri, that's just a convenience. It's not like Siri going down prevents you from doing ANYTHING you could do otherwise.

      That's kind of the point though, the major strengths of iOS5 are in its use of 'cloud computing', it would have been a pretty bland release without that.

    3. Re:Another incorrect Apple Hater by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty clear what he meant, that most of the new iOS5 features require access to Apple's servers

      But not CONSTANT access. Remember the context, BBM going down - a momentary thing, NOT permanent. Anyone using iCloud would only be inconvenienced, not blocked from doing anything like playing music or whatever, or even syncing from a home computer - same for Siri, you could just make a calendar entry yourself.

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    4. Re:Another incorrect Apple Hater by exomondo · · Score: 1

      But not CONSTANT access. Remember the context, BBM going down - a momentary thing, NOT permanent.

      Whether it's constant or intermittent makes no difference, if access to those servers isn't available when you need it then you can't use those features.

    5. Re:Another incorrect Apple Hater by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Look, it's AC the incredible Hater Wanker! COme back to embarrass yourself even further? Lets take a peek!!

      All the new iOS 5 features require the cloud.

      Like notifications or the newer lock screen camera?

      FAIL

      If Apple's servers go down, you lose all those spiffy new features that Android has had forever.

      Same goes for Android. FAIL. Also you may want to look up the definition for "FOREVER" which extends rather a lot more than a few years in the past.

      Except Google is kind of good at the whole cloud thing, having done it for the past decade

      So has Apple. Between MobileMe, iTunes, etc. they are used to large server farms, Are you truly so stupid you did not realize this? Yes, yes you are. FAIL.

      The rest of your post just got even more stupid, I had to stop reading. But what was really the point? No-one can pierce your forest of willful density and ignorance, and certainly no one is reading your insane rants at this point. So I'll let you have the last response since by reflex the Apple Hater will just keep spewing even as they dig the stupid hole deeper.

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    6. Re:Another incorrect Apple Hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like notifications or the newer lock screen camera?

      Wait, seriously, those are NEW features? Notifications, like Android has always had? I'm not even sure what the hell a "lock screen camera" is but apparently Apple has finally added a shortcut to get to the camera, something that just about every other phone has always had.

      This reminds me of Apple running ads for adding copy and paste to the iPhone. It's just sad. Congratulations, Apple, you've finally added features that every other smart phone never lacked in the first place.

      If Apple's servers go down, you lose all those spiffy new features that Android has had forever.

      Same goes for Android.

      Yeah, no shit. I said as much. It's the generic problem with moving shit into the cloud.

      Of course, Google is built around web services and Apple is built around ooo shiny. Wait, I already said that too.

      FAIL. Also you may want to look up the definition for "FOREVER" which extends rather a lot more than a few years in the past.

      Really? "Fail?" I think there's a Godwin's Law corollary that says that the first person to use "fail" automatically loses whatever argument they were making.

      And, hey, genius? Android has only existed for three years.

      But what was really the point?

      The point is that by moving their phone's features into the cloud, Apple has created a new single point of failure. It's not a question of if their servers crash, it's a question of when. And it's going to be hilarious when it happens.

      But I wouldn't expect Apptards like you to understand that. But I'm sure in a few weeks, when you find that the only thing that works on your new iPhone 4Shit (or whatever the S means) is making calls, and only if you hold the phone "right," you'll finally figure it out.

  42. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by citizenr · · Score: 1

    In case you haven't heard, relational databases have a dickens of a time scaling horizontally.

    The whole point of datastores is scalability.

    oh, you are THAT guy ...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

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  43. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except it was off topic and thus astroturfing.

  44. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Jetboy01 · · Score: 1

    So, you think that Facebook is full of idiots?

    Case dismissed!

  45. Failures happen - plan for it by msobkow · · Score: 1

    The problem is not that system failures happen, but that businesses and people don't plan to deal with those failures.

    Running your own email server will not prevent crashes. RIM crashes, Google crashes, a bazillion corporate email servers crash.

    The trick is not to expect anyone to really deliver 24x7x365 uptime, because no one has ever actually done so. The closest they've come is playing word games with the service contracts and reason for outages so that they can still claim 5-nines uptime, even though their honest stats might be more like 3-nines at best.

    I like a poster I read several years ago: "Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

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  46. I worked for their DC's in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on365 is a company that they hire and pay too much money for people to run their DC's next to a fixed BB-PM/Tech (which was me).
    These are people that know how to rack a rail kit in in many ways and do it in the most incorrect way. People that don't know what cat5 is and how it works.
    These people get payed in the UK more then 4000 pounds and they get hired by BB to work in NL, BE and FR. \

    When I told them that they should hire fixed BB personal for DC's instead of people that cost more then managers and deliver less then a monkey, they were like.... Yes, we should, but we will not! ..... So I quit the job and waited for errors!

    This is the second they made so far! ^^

  47. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    While all of these solutions are scalable they have terrible latency; especially when nodes are failing. RIM probably needs very low latency for it applications.

    When the endpoint of its applications is either receiving traffic from, or sending traffic to, a small underpowered device typically at the end of a cellular network connection, I'd have to say that the latency of its inter-datacenter connectivity for its redundant backend data storage should be the least of its concerns.

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  48. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why on earth would Facebook's engineers choose to base their entire site on NoSQL datastores if they were not useful!

    You don't know what you're talking about. 95% of Facebook runs in an in-memory layer with write-back to MySQL (pages are never generated from the database, or whatever datastore you're imagining). I work there.

  49. WHAT THE FUCK IS BBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking brainless slashdork editors. Sometimes it feels like the people who say that blogs and other "user published material online" is killing journalism were right.

    1. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS BBM? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      WHAT THE FUCK IS BBM?

      Blackberry Messenger, thanks google.

  50. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    I don't believe you, Anonymous Coward. To start Facebook invented Cassandra. Are you saying they no longer use it for Inbox Search? Secondly, I have read loads of articles from people who sign their names to their articles, unlike you AC, saying that Facebook uses HBase for several places where they found Cassandra was up to the task. All of the textbooks (published in 2011) that I have studied list with precision how Facebook uses Cassandra and HBase. So, I will accept that Facebook may use MySQL but anytime someone uses a made-up statistic like "95%" I have to believe they are exaggerating. Also, anytime someone posts as Anonymous Coward, I question their veracity. That would include you. If you speak the truth, why are you hiding behind Anonymous Coward?

  51. Irrelevant if they do not block activity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Whether it's constant or intermittent makes no difference, if access to those servers isn't available when you need it then you can't use those features.

    If Siri is down you just use google or make an appointment yourself.

    If iCloud is down you just listen to the music already synced.

    The operation of the device does not RELY on them being up any one moment. The benefit that comes from iCloud would be just as good even if the servers operated only 50% of the time.

    The point is that Apple is relying much less on the network nature of the cloud than other devices or systems.

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    1. Re:Irrelevant if they do not block activity by exomondo · · Score: 1

      The operation of the device does not RELY on them being up any one moment.

      And it doesn't on the blackberry either, you may not be able to email, but you can still call, in exactly the same way as if iCloud is down you can't use 'find my friends' or 'find my phone', but you can call the device.

      The benefit that comes from iCloud would be just as good even if the servers operated only 50% of the time.

      Yes, i'm sure everyone would agree that it would be just as good if it only worked 50% of the time as opposed to 100% of the time, gees if your statement were actually true they would only run the servers 50% of the time now wouldn't they.

      The point is that Apple is relying much less on the network nature of the cloud than other devices or systems.

      How so? Apple's iOS5 devices don't rely on iCloud any less than WP7 devices rely on Skydrive.

    2. Re:Irrelevant if they do not block activity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      And it doesn't on the blackberry either, you may not be able to email, but you can still call

      You do not understand. On iOS I can still play music even if iCloud is down.

      There is no FEATURE that does not work even if all of Apple's revers explode. Siri being down means you create a calendar entry by hand; it's just a UI alternative and does not block me from creating calendar entries.

      I'm not talking about whole different alternative paths of use.

      if iCloud is down you can't use 'find my friends' or 'find my phone'

      I don't think that is accurate, those are not part of iCloud.

      gees if your statement were actually true they would only run the servers 50% of the time now wouldn't they.

      No, because then things like iTunes transfers would not happen instantly. It would work but not be as "magical".

      How so? Apple's iOS5 devices don't rely on iCloud any less than WP7 devices rely on Skydrive.

      Again, Apple leans heavily on local storage as primary with cloud storage being secondary. I'm not sure to what degree WP7 does.

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    3. Re:Irrelevant if they do not block activity by exomondo · · Score: 1

      And it doesn't on the blackberry either, you may not be able to email, but you can still call

      You do not understand. On iOS I can still play music even if iCloud is down.

      And on BB you can still play music even if BES/BIS is down.

      There is no FEATURE that does not work even if all of Apple's revers explode. Siri being down means you create a calendar entry by hand; it's just a UI alternative and does not block me from creating calendar entries.

      I'm not talking about whole different alternative paths of use.

      I already gave you an example that you could have looked up if you weren't sure, 'Find My Friends' and 'Find My Phone' are all a part of that service and will not work if those servers are down.

      if iCloud is down you can't use 'find my friends' or 'find my phone'

      I don't think that is accurate, those are not part of iCloud.

      See the website, it's all the same thing now.

      gees if your statement were actually true they would only run the servers 50% of the time now wouldn't they.

      No, because then things like iTunes transfers would not happen instantly. It would work but not be as "magical".

      So quite clearly your statement that the benefit would be the same even if the servers only worked 50% of the time is false, the benefit would be less.

      How so? Apple's iOS5 devices don't rely on iCloud any less than WP7 devices rely on Skydrive.

      Again, Apple leans heavily on local storage as primary with cloud storage being secondary. I'm not sure to what degree WP7 does.

      Why would you say Apple is relying much less on the network nature of the cloud than other devices or systems if you admittedly don't even know the degree to which those other systems rely on such infrastructure?

      I understand the point you're trying to make, that iOS isn't as reliant on access to Apple's servers for its core features as Blackberrys are, and i wouldn't dispute that, if i had concerns about the reliability of network infrastructure i would choose an iOS (or one of the many other alternatives) over a BB for this reason. However my point is that many of the new features of iOS5, the big selling points, do rely on that and will not work (as in you will need some other kind of workaround) without that access.

    4. Re:Irrelevant if they do not block activity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      And on BB you can still play music even if BES/BIS is down.

      I give up, you are missing the connection. It was not about music, it was about features. an iCloud feature is music, a BES feature is messaging.

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    5. Re:Irrelevant if they do not block activity by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I give up, you are missing the connection. It was not about music, it was about features. an iCloud feature is music, a BES feature is messaging.

      It's you that doesn't get it, an iCloud feature is music, that is not the only feature of icloud, it has many features and if icloud goes down then you lose all of them. For example 'Find my friends' when icloud goes down? Nope, can't do it.

  52. Re:NoSQL, Baby! by elbonia · · Score: 1

    In many apps those DB solutions are providing the front end traffic and not everyone is on a cell phone. Especially with the rates and bandwidth constraints being currently charged in the US.

  53. You lose none by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    if icloud goes down then you lose all of them

    Nope, I can still play music, or see videos, or use apps that have had data synced by iCloud.

    For example 'Find my friends' when icloud goes down?

    Yes, that is not part of iCloud.

    There is not a feature of iCloud I can think of that stops you from using any aspect of it directly when down, the advantage of the local cache model.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:You lose none by exomondo · · Score: 1

      if icloud goes down then you lose all of them

      Nope, I can still play music, or see videos, or use apps that have had data synced by iCloud.

      You can do all of those things on a blackberry if BES or BIS services go down too, that's no different.

      For example 'Find my friends' when icloud goes down?

      Yes, that is not part of iCloud.

      Except that it is, and it's really really easy to find that out yet somehow you seem incapable of it.

    2. Re:You lose none by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      You can do all of those things on a blackberry if BES or BIS services go down too, that's no different.

      But it is irrelevant, we are talking about service THAT USE THE SERVICE THAT IS DOWN.

      Except that it is

      Nope. It's under the iCloud marketing umbrella but uses different servers. Trace the calls sometime.

      I give up (again!) trying to help you understand this simple point you keep deviating from, or for that matter understanding what iCloud is or is not.

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    3. Re:You lose none by exomondo · · Score: 1

      But it is irrelevant, we are talking about service THAT USE THE SERVICE THAT IS DOWN.

      And playing music and video from your device and running local applications IS NOT USING THAT SERVICE you fool. How retarded are you to not know that?!

      Nope. It's under the iCloud marketing umbrella but uses different servers.

      Oh right, so now you're even disagreeing with Apple. Where is the service hosted then? And how is it separate from iCloud? But of course you don't know, just another false claim because you're desperate not to be wrong.

      I give up (again!) trying to help you understand this simple point you keep deviating from, or for that matter understanding what iCloud is or is not.

      You're the one who is so clearly ignorant of what iCloud is that when i said you won't be able to use iCloud services if they are down responded with this utter stupidity:
      Nope, I can still play music, or see videos, or use apps that have had data synced by iCloud.
      Which, if you had any idea what iCloud is, you would know are not iCloud services, playing music or videos or using local apps is not a feature of iCloud so you shouldn't be surprised that such things work when iCloud is down, yet for some reason you are.