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UK ISPs To Begin Censorship of Porn Websites

An anonymous reader writes "In a plan sponsored by the UK government, four major UK ISP's, Virgin, BT, TalkTalk and Sky, are set to implement blocking of porn websites, requiring subscribers to 'opt-in' if they want to visit blocked websites (or to put it another way, 'opt-out' of internet censorship)."

186 comments

  1. Blocking porn websites? by LilBlackKittie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good luck with that.

    1. Re:Blocking porn websites? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd say that blocking porn websites is the last thing any authoritarian government should do.

      People want porn, so let it through the censorship filters. Let the censorship filters block all the "bringing down the state" stuff, but let porn through.

      People get their fix, and they'd be too busy with porn to care about rights and freedoms. At least, that's how I'd run my state.

    2. Re:Blocking porn websites? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Typical ideological moderation...

      It will work for some people, it will work for others as a result there will be a drop of visits to pron sites significant or not. There won't be an increase of porn usage (beyond extrapolated growth based on growth of number of users in each demographics).

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    3. Re:Blocking porn websites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Just, no. Let thy take porn through my cold, dead fingers, trembling posthumously after the extended periods of repeated movements.

    4. Re:Blocking porn websites? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      maybe you should go and be a consultant somewhere in africa or south america then lol, i'd prefer my state to have the brightest minds and the most highly trained squad of super-efficient lethal ninjas (with the brightest minds ofcourse) and have them decide their own morality. Most of them would see through the standard conditioning anyway. I'd only need one nuke , because no one would know where my ninja's are, no one would dare take hostages because they know we would just come in and level the building and take them back, without hesitation. And that's how you negotiate these days it seems

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  2. Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Bible, Qur'an and Torah are full of sex, weapons and violence. I hope the new net filters will remove all trace of them off the net.

    Actually this is misreported. Most the ISP's are making it opt-in. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/reality-check-with-polly-curtis/2011/oct/11/internet-pornography

    BT is providing filtering software as part of their install package. Mcafee no less. Botnet admins are probably rubbing their hands with glee.

    1. Re:Moral panic panic. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I don't think written porn is illegal in the UK...just explicit images of erections, penetrations and ejaculations.

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    2. Re:Moral panic panic. by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      If this is the same "opt-in" that BT applied to their FON system then everybody will be "automatically opted in". You can opt-out of their opt-in system, but being automatically opted-in. I did query how this was different to an "opt-out" system, but I'm clearly not smart enough to understand the difference.

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    3. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Bible, Qur'an and Torah are full of sex, weapons and violence. I hope the new net filters will remove all trace of them off the net.

      And I hope you use your uncensored internet access to look up the definition of pornography.

    4. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Oh, of course! I mean a kid seeing an erection or an ejaculation would immediately suffer such a massive brain damage as to go blind on the spot! No?

      Well, at least it would be such a traumatic shock that he or she would be a PSTD victim for the rest of his/her life! Surely?

      Or maybe, just maybe, the "parents" and the whole Western society are under an influence of some Judeo-Christian-Moslem frothing-at-the-snout mental disease that rots the parents' brains and turns them downright psychotic when it comes to sex and naked bodies and into completely insane, dangerous, violent mental cases when their offspring is thrown into the mix with one of the religious taboos ....

      I mean its not like the "innocent little angels" are equipped with their own penises (erection capable - oh the horror!) and vaginas or something...

      Next on the agenda: ban on mirrors for all minors. And then full body burkas with padlocks and bult-in catheters to piss through for all children!

      Sex education at an age before it is actually needed? Never!!!

    5. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think written porn is illegal in the UK...just explicit images of erections, penetrations and ejaculations.

      Is that true? An image of an erection is actually illegal in the UK?

      Why?

      It's illegal in Japan, but we forgive that because the Japanese have the most perverse culture in the world today, but England? An picture of a hard on is going to bring about the demise of civilization as we know it?

    6. Re:Moral panic panic. by second_coming · · Score: 2
    7. Re:Moral panic panic. by cavreader · · Score: 0

      A judge in the US was tasked to define pornography and he couldn't come up with a definition other than "I'll know it when I see it". The only thing people do universally agree on is child pornography.

    8. Re:Moral panic panic. by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      I like where this is going.

    9. Re:Moral panic panic. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The only thing people do universally agree on is child pornography.

      No, they don't. Must it be a sexual situation, or does any nudity qualify? What age -- 18? 16? 14? 12? Does being male or female make a difference?

      I've probably seen what could be considered child pornography
      - "Page 3" in British tabloid newspapers before the age limit for topless modelling was raised from 16 to 18
      - Baby/child photos (mostly me or my siblings, but occasionally friends)

    10. Re:Moral panic panic. by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Child pornography in the US defined as anyone under the age of 18. Though most of the sick fucks who get off on child porn tend to concentrate of kids much younger than that.

    11. Re:Moral panic panic. by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Personally as long as it is opt in and up to the INDIVIDUAL parents I don't see a problem with this. I wouldn't want to tell some parent they HAVE to let their little Suzy see a cock anymore than I'd want them telling ME what kinds of games my boys are allowed to have. Every parent should have the right to decide what they think is appropriate for THEIR child and if the ISPs want to give them an easy to use option to exercise that right? As long as it isn't forced on anybody I think that's a good thing.

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    12. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      But what it is, is not so clear. You can drive over to Blockbuster and rent movies that have nude, under-18 girls in them. Child nudity does not make something child pornography prima facie, although it has been prosecuted as such in the past by overzealous officials. I have baby pics of all my kids in some state of undress/bathing, and it's cute, not pornographic.

    13. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 0

      Personally as long as it is opt in and up to the INDIVIDUAL parents I don't see a problem with this. I wouldn't want to tell some parent they HAVE to let their little Suzy see a cock anymore than I'd want them telling ME what kinds of games my boys are allowed to have.

      This is sheer folly. It is like insisting that the force of gravity should be an INDIVIDUAL opt in!

      You are neglecting the fact that humans are mammals and there is a few billions of years of evolution to contend with here.

      There is absolutely no way that you are going to control this, no matter how much control freakery you are willing to engage in, no matter how draconian laws and totalitarian enforcement of them you manage to muster, nature will take its course anyway and kids will find a way to see naked pictures and then a way to experiment with sex. All you are doing is turning natural things into guilty secrets (and thus making them more attractive to kids) and losing control of any educational (and thus preventive) measures that were at your disposal. The end result is potential destruction of your kid's lives when they do things they have no clue about in secret and get in serious trouble with unwanted pregnancies, suffer all sorts of psychological problems resulting from conflicts between natural emotions and religious indoctrination, not to mention all the inane laws that can make them into social pariahs marked for life with the self-"pedophile" scarlet letter.

      Oh, wait, you probably do not believe in evolution, never mind then.

      Every parent should have the right to decide what they think is appropriate for THEIR child and if the ISPs want to give them an easy to use option to exercise that right? As long as it isn't forced on anybody I think that's a good thing.

      Hypocritical Self-contradiction Alert!

      "Every parent should have the right to decide what they think is appropriate for THEIR child" and "As long as it isn't forced on anybody" are in direct opposition to each other.

      Oh, you mean did not consider children as "somebodies" and idiot parents forcing imbecilic things onto them (like religion from birth) to be "forcing things onto anybody"! You think children to be mere property of their parents to do with as they wish, ala the Old Testament! Got ya!

      After all being able to twist your offspring's brains into spaghetti is an absolute requirement for propagation of religion, so that when they become parents they can then damage their own children by passing your mental diseases onwards.

    14. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymus · · Score: 2

      First of all, "anyone under the age of 18" what? You didn't even reply to the questions he asked. Does it matter if they're nude? What level of nudity? Does it need to be sexual?

      Second, you said "universally agreed on" and then tried to state an (incomplete) US-only definition. Even in the USA there are plenty of arguments and controversy over what constitutes child pornography, and then if you look outside the US (ie, universally), there are even more ideas.

    15. Re:Moral panic panic. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "This is sheer folly. It is like insisting that the force of gravity should be an INDIVIDUAL opt in!" Yes, but the metaphor only works if gravity is supplied by a private enterprise gravity service provider.

    16. Re:Moral panic panic. by timftbf · · Score: 2

      I mean its not like the "innocent little angels" are equipped with their own penises (erection capable - oh the horror!) and vaginas or something...

      I'm inclined to believe that's typically an "or" rather than an "and". Although Internet porn spam might make you believe otherwise...

    17. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the metaphor only works if gravity is supplied by a private enterprise gravity service provider.

      Actually, in this case I was referring to the sexual drive of adolescents, not to the ISP's silly filtering scheme.

      The GP insinuated that his "opt-in" can result in him being able to somehow control his kids' sexuality, which is what prompted me to make this comparison.

    18. Re:Moral panic panic. by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      The US wrote Japan's obscenity laws, y'know, after we bombed them. We used it as an opportunity to add a bunch of things we'd missed when writing our own.

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    19. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm inclined to believe that's typically an "or" rather than an "and".

      Well, that is a matter of grammatical debate. Imagine you have a mixed set S of items A and B. In the set A has a property PA and B has a property PB. So when you refer to the set, you can say "Items in S have properties PA and PB" (without distinction of which member has which, just simple enumeration of properties) or "Items in S have property PA or property PB" (which specifically offers additional information on mutual exclusivity of PA and PB). Both are correct.

    20. Re:Moral panic panic. by king+neckbeard · · Score: 2

      I would suspect that ephebophiles outnumber genuine pedophiles by quit a large number. Hell, sexting is probably at least an order of magnitude more common than porn involve what most people would consider real child porn.

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    21. Re:Moral panic panic. by cavreader · · Score: 0

      How about you just use some common sense if you have access to any. If you need someone to explain child pornography to you it would just be a waste of time to continue the discussion.

    22. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read Genesis (19 something IIRC), and hear what Lot's daughters did to him after the left Sodom and Gomorrah. That is some messed up shit. Most porn sites would not even carry shit like that.

    23. Re:Moral panic panic. by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      If the porn industry did "Anything" to self regulate this wouldn't have happened.And your Right it wont kill kids but the problem is they don't have a choice as the porn industry spams everyone, they make names of web site that do not indicate its a porn site at all. Kids will figure it all out they have been for thousands of years without porns help.Kids have a right not to be forced to view anything they done want too.

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    24. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot, indeed...

    25. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Kids will figure it all out they have been for thousands of years without porns help.

      ... or ...

      Kids have a right not to be forced to view anything they done want too.

      pick one!

      It amuses me to no end how all of you "moralists" can't make a single post without at least one massive, glaring self-contradiction.

      You see, with the exception of the blind, kids are "forced" to view their own genitalia. Unless, of course, embedded in a full-body burka from birth by their insane parents to "protect" the kids from the shock of observing his own penis while pissing or her own vagina in a mirror. I assume that is what you've done to your kids, no? Otherwise your rant against the reality would be somewhat hypocritical.

      And then there are all those dogs, rabbits and other common animals that can be so inconsiderate and fuck in front of your children, which is the very reason why you keep your children locked up in the basement without windows so that you can ensure that they have a "choice" as to when to view such things, surely?

      In fact this has nothing whatsoever to do with kids having a "choice" but with you wanting to control what they see and when they see it. It is all about you wanting to remove from the world all the imagery that offends you, or at least to make sure that all images that can somehow be viewed by your kids conform to your standards. That is simply because you want to control their "choices" completely so that you can force your world-view onto them and to be the ultimate authority in their lives.

      So you can stop all that bullshit about "choice", what you really want is Taliban-style Sharia Law, because that is the only way you can prevent your children from ever being exposed to random imagery with sexual connotations.

    26. Re:Moral panic panic. by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      OK, you've defined the "child" part. Now about the "pornography" part ?

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    27. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only because of the meddling doctors with their knives who don't want to confuse the parents by saying to the mother: "Here she-or-he is! You can hold she-or-he now."

    28. Re:Moral panic panic. by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      What amuses me is how you What ever you are, assume allot a things like calling me a moralist what out even knowing who or what i am. Ive worded in an adult book store for years,so I'm no moralist. That said please explain to us what does a child having no choice but to see there own genitalia? How do people like YOU equate seeing ones own genitalia as a sexual thing because its not. Now typing in oh say whitehouse and clicking a link only to be greeted by a large picture of some womens jaws agape with a huge cock in it? Thats OK by you so it seams. And don't say its the parents fault if you were a parent you would know quite well there no way in hell you can keep an eye on them all the time. But if and when you do get kids i just hope its a female.

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    29. Re:Moral panic panic. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting something: if a child views porn, their innocent little mind will be obliterated in less than a second. They'll never be the same again. Therefore, ISPs should make viewing porn opt-in (even though that means that people who want to go an extra mile to 'protect' their children are inconveniencing others)!

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    30. Re:Moral panic panic. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Thats OK by you so it seams

      It's okay to me. If the parents don't want that, they can go through the effort of blocking it.

      And don't say its the parents fault if you were a parent you would know quite well there no way in hell you can keep an eye on them all the time.

      Too bad for them, then. I certainly don't care enough about a child accidentally viewing porn (don't care at all, actually) that I'd want ISPs to make access to porn opt-in.

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    31. Re:Moral panic panic. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      How about you just use some common sense if you have access to any. If you need someone to explain pornography to you it would just be a waste of time to continue the discussion.

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    32. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Dude, get a real keyboard. I can't figure out what you are trying to say here....

    33. Re:Moral panic panic. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting something: if a child views porn, their innocent little mind will be obliterated in less than a second.

      Not to mention that the resulting explosion will be at least 60 kilotons of TNT, 3 times the power of the Hiroshima bomb ....

    34. Re:Moral panic panic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex Ed at my high school was literally a section of the health course where students were told all about the horrors of sex, disease and pregnancy. Nothing on safe sex, condom use, other contraceptives, etc. Abstinence only.

  3. WTF??? by muffen · · Score: 1

    Internet without porn.. INTERNET without porn... INTERNET WITHOUT PORN!??!!??!?

    1. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not your father's Internet.

    2. Re:WTF??? by Noughmad · · Score: 4, Funny

      My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father's Internet. Prepare to die.

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    3. Re:WTF??? by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      ASCII porn from a BBS over a 2400 baud modem needed to die.

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    4. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. There's always ASCII.

    5. Re:WTF??? by shikaisi · · Score: 2

      You can have my porn when you pry it out of my cold, dead, sticky, hands.

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  4. blocking of porn websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No they are not... Catch up will you?

  5. Wrong. by richy+freeway · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wrong wrong wrong. You have to OPT IN to the filter.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even then it's only the noob ISPs.

    2. Re:Wrong. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Wrong wrong wrong. You have to OPT IN to the filter.

      That's less sensationalist and doesn't generate as many flaming posts and page hits!

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    3. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of. You'll be given a straight choice of filtering, without anything presumed either way. You can argue this is opt-in to be filtered, or opt-in for porn. Either way it requires a conscious choice.

      On the plus side you can't get filtered without your consent (yet) but on the downside you have to show a positive decision to allow porn, which some people may be uncomfortable with. It also gives the ISP's a nice list of who "chose" to watch porn.

    4. Re:Wrong. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      On the plus side you can't get filtered without your consent (yet) but on the downside you have to show a positive decision to allow porn, which some people may be uncomfortable with. It also gives the ISP's a nice list of who "chose" to watch porn.

      Or those that need their net pre-filtered or those who feel they can do their own filtering by not going to websites they don't want.... unless you're scared you will forever be mentally crippled if someone links you to a porn site. Actually,if they have a category for shock sites that's one category I might check myself, the goatse.cx guy is one thing I could gladly do without...

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    5. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong wrong wrong. You have to OPT IN to the filter.

      Of course its wrong to have to opt in to pornography, because it makes pornography seem as if it is somehow bad. And the fact that these initiatives are instigated by religious groups is also noteworthy.

      Notice also the hypocrisy here. They want to prevent children from watching pornography (according to these people, sex is an exclusive right to people 18 years of age and older), and yet there are no, ABSOLUTELY NONE, restrictions on religious content. Children can be exposed to the bigotry, hatred and irrationality of religious content but something as normal and natural as sexual pleasure is "harmful". Clearly we live in a sick society.

    6. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The current UK internet censorship is compulsory. This is an optional extra that's on by default.

    7. Re:Wrong. by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? This isn't on by default at all.

    8. Re:Wrong. by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      Double +5s, nice.

    9. Re:Wrong. by richardablitt · · Score: 1

      Almost all UK ISPs censor sites on the Internet Watch Foundation's list (using the usual child pornography excuse).

    10. Re:Wrong. by Cant+use+a+slash+wtf · · Score: 1

      Our society is sick because they value freedom of speech higher than internet pornography. That's quite an interesting ideology you have there.

    11. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My argument was about hypocrisy and political agendas, and NOT about "free speech" (of religious zealots and Conservatives), though your attempt to re-frame the argument is not surprising. People like you would rather appear to win an argument rather than learn from your own biases and prejudices.

  6. Well, this will be a problem by zcomuto · · Score: 1

    For the legions of probably around 14-to-[something] year olds that live at home leeching "free" internet from their parent's wallets.

    1. Re:Well, this will be a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why?

      Do you think your parents never watched porn?
      They probably didn't have sex either, right?

    2. Re:Well, this will be a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legally more serious, the 18+ year olds who still live with parents.

    3. Re:Well, this will be a problem by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Legally more serious, the 18+ year olds who still live with parents.

      How does that matter? They're still entitled to nothing. Their parents could even not allow internet in their room. Being over 18 doesn't mean you get to flaunt the rules of the people that you are leeching off of, unless you're prepared to stop leeching off them.

    4. Re:Well, this will be a problem by mjwx · · Score: 1

      For the legions of probably around 14-to-[something] year olds that live at home

      You make it sound like this filter is somehow going to work?

      The Howard government in Australia offered free "parental control" software to Australians in 2006, it was hacked in 30 minutes flat.

      There is no force on earth that can keep a 14 yr old away from a bucket of Pr0n.

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    5. Re:Well, this will be a problem by zcomuto · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that any parent would assume their mid-puberty son who spends time sitting alone in his room with the door closed will be beating off. However, I'd also hazard a guess that the vast majority of said children, if they find their favorite and most convenient source of nudity is suddenly blocked, will not approach their parents and ask for the internet porn back.

      I'm not a parent, but my attitude toward it would be to unblock the porn and let the internet answer any questions they may have. Perhaps I'm not a parent for good reason.

  7. Opt In, not Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15252128

    The BCC imply this is opt in for censorship "They said they would talk to parents about how to *activate* and administer parental controls. The tools to limit what children can see and do online are already available but, before now, have not been offered to customers as they sign up"

  8. Nothing new by IrquiM · · Score: 3, Informative

    Vodaphone already have this on their 3g sticks. Had to opt-in for porn to be able to surf Norways biggest newspaper (and also the recent winner of the best ipad newspaper app.)

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    1. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or use Opera Turbo...

    2. Re:Nothing new by Robadob · · Score: 1

      Had this with o2 3g internet for my phone however it applied to a broader range including online forums etc so it was more of an over 18 flag than a 'does want porn' one.

    3. Re:Nothing new by HopefulIntern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ditto this for Orange mobile internet (on my Desire). The guy I phoned up to turn the block off was cheeky as well, convo went as follows:

      Indian guy: "So you wish to turn off Orange Security?"
      Me: "Yes"
      Indian Guy: "You don't like security?"
      Me: "No...I don't..."

    4. Re:Nothing new by Geeky · · Score: 1

      It's not just the adult filter - they put little messages in front of other sites too. Apparently if you go to one of the UK dating sites, you get an O2 website warning you to be careful when meeting people. You can then click through to the real site.

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    5. Re:Nothing new by ProbablyJoe · · Score: 1

      Applies to almost all UK mobile networks, as far as I know. It blocks a ridiculous range of sites though, including anything alcohol related. This was particularly annoying when I was with a group of friends, and we were trying to find out the opening times of local pubs.

      It's not a particularly big deal to disable it, but it requires calling them, and this sort of thing really shouldn't be opt-out when they have your age recorded on the account anyway.

    6. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The opt-in procedure is a bit fiddley too. When I did it, they required a card payment to verify age. Tried several times getting a payment denied message, before eventually googling and finding the problem: They need a credit card, not a debit card, and I only have a debit. So I borrowed someone else's credit card for a little minor fraud.

    7. Re:Nothing new by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      The filter they use is the same for most government run Web Access e.g. Library Internet access ...

      It is massively flawed as expected, i.e. it lets many sites through that should be blocked, and blocks sites that are totally clean ...

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    8. Re:Nothing new by isorox · · Score: 1

      Ditto this for Orange mobile internet (on my Desire). The guy I phoned up to turn the block off was cheeky as well, convo went as follows:

      Indian guy: "So you wish to turn off Orange Security?"

      Me: "Yes"

      Indian Guy: "You don't like security?"

      Me: "No...I don't..."

      The correct answer is to say
      "I want to get some hot girl-on-girl anal action with a 12" dildo, followed by a some nice anime of many-tentacled beasts using and abusing young virgins"

    9. Re:Nothing new by m50d · · Score: 1

      "I want to get some hot girl-on-girl anal action with a 12" dildo, followed by a some nice anime of many-tentacled beasts using and abusing young virgins"

      That might be actually illegal, the way current UK law is worded.

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    10. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian Guy: "You don't like security?"
      Me: "No...I don't..."

      Should probably have rather been:
      Indian Guy: "You don't like security?"
      Me: "Sure do, but I very much dislike what you do: censorship."

    11. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to "register"with O2 to get to Urban Dictionary!

      I wanted to know what a "twat" was.

    12. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hacker News is also blocked by that silly Orange filter. Gah. Start-up porn is hard to give up.

    13. Re:Nothing new by Robadob · · Score: 1

      With o2 you are supposed to be able to disable it by spending £1 on a card which is refunded as £5 discount on your phone bill, this functionality wasn't working when i was using my phone out of town and wanted to get on certain forums. I went into the local o2 store stated that the online system was down and asked them to confirm me 18, the guy in the store hadn't got a clue, asked his manager played with the pc for a couple of minutes then said that their system was down as well.

      When i returned home my friend who works at o2 suggested i just give him the details required so he could do it for me, before giving him the details i tried with the card again which also failed, however this friend managed to disable it just fine for me.

      Just shows how much people who don't know what they're doing bullshit you in stores.

    14. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mobile ISPs have different regulations compared to normal ISPs regarding adult content.

    15. Re:Nothing new by isorox · · Score: 1

      "I want to get some hot girl-on-girl anal action with a 12" dildo, followed by a some nice anime of many-tentacled beasts using and abusing young virgins"

      That might be actually illegal, the way current UK law is worded.

      It's illegal to want it?

  9. Who decides whats to be blocked, a public vote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably some fruity/corrupt member of parliment.

    1. Re:Who decides whats to be blocked, a public vote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More importantly, how many people will they hire to "find" all of it?

      Related: Can I work from the privacy of my own home?

    2. Re:Who decides whats to be blocked, a public vote? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Probably then Internet Watch Foundation, a completely unaccountable non-government organisation that maintains the current child porn lists (including things like Wikipedia).

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  10. Wrong by Barence · · Score: 5, Informative

    This story is completely inaccurate. Consumers don't have to opt-in to receive adult content: http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/broadband/370450/confusion-reigns-as-government-announces-porn-ban

    1. Re:Wrong by richy+freeway · · Score: 2

      The first and only accurate news report regarding this I heard was on Radio 4 this morning. By the time I've got to work suddenly everyone has to opt in to porn!

    2. Re:Wrong by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      In cases like this (+5 moderated comment) submitter, in this case, timothy, should update their submission as a rule.

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  11. Strangely okay with this... by nhstar · · Score: 0

    I usually hate the idea of censorship, and arguably still do... but if this is designed to be an easy (or at least easier) tool for parents to use, then yes I think it's a good thing.

    Once the rugrats are of age and on their own, then they can choose their own connection's ability.

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    1. Re:Strangely okay with this... by nhstar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      however (having just thought of this point once clicking "submit") it would be far easier, and less expensive to just have the parents, um... parent.

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    2. Re:Strangely okay with this... by tenchikaibyaku · · Score: 1

      I would buy your argument if it was opt-in. Why does it need to be opt-out?

    3. Re:Strangely okay with this... by tenchikaibyaku · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself, it seems to actually be opt-in. Good thing I just answered the Slashdot reader survey with a complaint about misleading and/or outright false stories.

    4. Re:Strangely okay with this... by indrid+cold · · Score: 0

      you can't always "parent" an innocent curiosity or a typo,

    5. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Edzilla2000 · · Score: 1

      What kind of typo brings you to a porn website?

    6. Re:Strangely okay with this... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2

      Would you really want to? A typo is just going to lead to the kid reacting somewhere along the spectrum from "Meh" to "Dude, WTF?!", and then closing the page. Genuine curiosity seems like the last thing you'd want to place technical measures in the way of. Either way, the blocking software just creates a counter-productive air of mistrust between the parent and child.

    7. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing I answered it with a complaint about too many brainless idiots commenting on stories they don't even bother to fucking read.

    8. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Strangely okay with this... by clorkster · · Score: 1

      What kind of typo brings you to a porn website?

      whitehouse.(choose carefully here)

      however (having just thought of this point once clicking "submit") it would be far easier, and less expensive to just have the parents, um... parent.

      And how is preventing your children from being able to view pornographic content not parenting?

    10. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Most browsers will auto-try .com (first) if you leave off the root domain.

      And yes, I am ignoring the fact that you're just trying to be a troll.

    11. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't always "parent" an innocent curiosity or a typo,

      I've been using the net since I was 9 in the 90s, this was before Google when search engines were really shit. I was usually unsupervised and would occasionally stumble upon porn whilst looking for unrelated stuff (programming sites, video game patches/cheats) and my reaction was usually "WTF is this shit? This isn't what I wanted" and hitting the back button.*

      It's funny how so many people forget what being a kid was like; until you hit puberty and develop a sex drive, porn just is not very interesting in anything beyond a "huh? What is this all about?" kind of way. Really, whenever people bring this up as a "destroying the innocence of the childrenz" issue, I just laugh. What you're really doing is just trying to avoid "the [sex] talk" by constantly putting it off; that can get real fun as it won't stop your kids getting that knowledge from their peers and the quality is likely to be far lower than if you just got over yourself.

      * (This isn't to say that there are no problems, of course. Paedophiles actively trying to groom kids can be a problem but the filter isn't going to help with that, I had the advantage of having read a book which included various sections about "cybersafety" so knew better than to give out any personal information on forums or chat but that may not work universally)

    12. Re:Strangely okay with this... by niftydude · · Score: 2

      What kind of typo brings you to a porn website?

      dictoinary.com used to. I accidentally typed that at work once. Awkward!!!

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    13. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the parent choosing to filter porn at home, um... parenting?

    14. Re:Strangely okay with this... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      From my own personal experience this is false. I was extremely interested in sexuality in my prepubescent adolescence. I found some dirty magazines in the woods when I was 10 or so and was thoroughly obsessed with them. I started browsing porn when I was 12, and I feel my obsession was fueled primarily by the way my parents similarly obsessed with keeping me away from it. It was a secret amazing forbidden fruit, and I was fascinated by that.

      If my parents were more like the way I am now as a parent and treated sexuality as just another natural thing, I probably would have had a "normal" tepid interest as a prepubescent. The more you highlight something as special and forbidden that is also undeniably abstracted as a sign of maturity and right of passage, the more fascinated those minors will be who have any initiative and curiosity.

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    15. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I managed to accidentally hit lovethecock.com instead of slashdot.org, the keys are right next to each other...

    16. Re:Strangely okay with this... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Less than IT (and English, if I'm honest) literate folk I know of have attempted to find Brittany Ferries information by going to google and entering "britney" as the term. That turned up a few results which weren't at all to do with holidays to France.

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    17. Re:Strangely okay with this... by tenchikaibyaku · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't have helped in this case since the article too talks about opt-in. Maybe all you can wish from the slashdot editors is that they read the linked articles before posting a story (which would have cleared them in this case) but there are times they have obviously not done even this.

    18. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I think mathematics.com did too, once. I'm at work so I can't test what it currently does.

    19. Re:Strangely okay with this... by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have pretty much the same story involving finding a dirty magazine out in a playground somewhere, and pretty thoroughly going through it at the age of.. 8?

      The old adage goes: if you want something done, forbid your kids from doing it.

    20. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the parent choosing to filter porn at home, um... parenting?

      Only in the same sense that safety caps on bleach are parenting instead of teaching kids not to drink the stuff.

    21. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Si · · Score: 1

      And how is preventing your children from being able to view pornographic content not parenting?

      Because in this case it delegates the responsibility of what is and what is not porn to the filter providers, instead of being a conversation between parents & children.

      I know, I know.. I'm old-fashioned. Now get off my lawn etc.

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    22. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um... no.

    23. Re:Strangely okay with this... by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      I did that as well once about ten years ago, except that I believe I left off the "t" in dictionary. I worried for a couple of minutes because I thought dictionary.com had been hijacked until I looked at what I typed in.

      Never again!

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    24. Re:Strangely okay with this... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      however (having just thought of this point once clicking "submit") it would be far easier, and less expensive to just have the parents, um... parent.

      But that would require the parents to have some element of responsibility and actually take time out from party's, getting drunk, holidays, et al. to actually take care of their crotchspawns.

      No, no, much easier to have the TV do it and whinge to the government when that fails.

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    25. Re:Strangely okay with this... by clorkster · · Score: 1

      And how is preventing your children from being able to view pornographic content not parenting?

      Because in this case it delegates the responsibility of what is and what is not porn to the filter providers, instead of being a conversation between parents & children.

      I know, I know.. I'm old-fashioned. Now get off my lawn etc.

      Old-fashioned because you only do one of two sensible things and act like a choice between the two is the only viable path? I don't think so. The idea that your child is capable of making adult decisions and in fact should be exposed to adult situations at extremely young ages is very new.

  12. Conservative Sharia law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All bow to our Puritan overlords! And my captcha was "unclean" haha.

    1. Re:Conservative Sharia law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allahu Akbar!

  13. now everybody knows... by Dark+Lord+of+Ohio · · Score: 1

    LOL, and after few years some Anonymous will get their (opt-outers) database from ISP resources and everybody will know that every Tom, Dick and Harry watches porn. On the other hand, everybody is watching porn so it won't be that bad like hacking PSN this year, right? :)

    1. Re:now everybody knows... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Or better yet get the ISP's and government websites ADDED to the list!

    2. Re:now everybody knows... by Dark+Lord+of+Ohio · · Score: 1

      yeahhhh...

  14. What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Opt-In to visit websites which don't agree with the government?

    1. Re:What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's already an opt-in mechanism in place. It's called "clicking on a link" or "navigating to a URL."

  15. It's the war on drugs all over again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than dealing with the problem of social attitudes towards sexuality, drive it underground. Clever.

    So sane, healthy adults will have to identify themselves to their ISPs (and potentially other billpayers) if they want to access legal content. How about getting these lazy parents to actually discuss the content with their kids rather than turning it into forbidden fruit? That or use local technologies rather than national sledgehammers.

    1. Re:It's the war on drugs all over again. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Don't forget all the over-eighteens living with parents, and those people who don't want their partner finding out they sometimes want to look at porn. Much subterfuge in the future.

  16. So... by Izhido · · Score: 1

    ... that's it for 4chan in UK, then?,

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... that's it for 4chan in UK, then?,

      Yeah, but there is probably a downside too.

  17. Oh god damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid mothers, watch your own god damn children, stop forcing your laziness on us!
    I'm seriously getting sick of lazy parents blaming others for their childrens corruption.
    You, as a parent, are responsible for educating them about these things so that it isn't some sort of taboo!
    Taboos are points of interest for the curious! Children by design are curious, it is how the learn!
    You are the kind of people who bring up 40 year old virgins.

    He is giving even more reason for laziness in Britain! After all the reform of the benefits system, this is completely hypocritical.

    Worse, spearheaded by a religious charity group at that!
    Next we will have sex-before-marriage banned!
    Fuck that. Yes, fuck that. Fuck you David Cameron, fuck you. We got rid of this shit in the past for a reason.
    Stop allowing religious nutjobs the ability to push their nonsense upon a country of multiple faiths. Especially if it is laziness!

    1. Re:Oh god damn it! by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      I think it's funny that you've gone off on this totally inappropriate rant instead of reading either the article or the rest of the comments which have preceded yours.

    2. Re:Oh god damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I posted this when there was barely any posts on the article.
      See, there is that magical thing with Slashdot, it doesn't automatically show new comments, or show you that there is new comments.
      If I had known Slashdot was just posting random nonsense for hits, again, I'd have went on a rant about that too, but that happens every other day anyway so why waste effort?

      The point still stands, parents are lazy, now they are forcing their laziness on us, as well as their nonsense religious ideals.
      David Cameron is allowing it. Even if it IS opt-in FOR filtering. It is government-level censorship by a probably retarded and repressed group of individuals.
      My entire post still stands. To hell with both of them.

  18. If you can opt-in... by goldspider · · Score: 0

    ...how is that "censorship"?

    Misusing words eventually makes them meaningless.

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  19. But, But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if they block "porn websites" that only leaves Slashdot on the interwebs.

    1. Re:But, But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ({}) e===3

      What was that now? I was too busy making text-porn at work.
      Now all sites are gone! My evil plan worked, I killed the internet.

  20. Slippery slope. by Lose · · Score: 1

    "As you say, we should not try and wrap children up in cotton wool or simply throw our hands up and accept the world as it is. Instead, we should look to put 'the brakes on an unthinking drift towards ever-greater commercialisation and sexualisation'."

    So in other words, the ISP's are giving parents the easiest form of parental control they can muster, and any censorship they wish to impose using this system on their children is on their hands?

    That wouldn't bother me so much, but children and teenagers are going to discover web proxies and evade blocks, and a block on websites containing adult material will expand to blocking methods for circumventing blocks on adult material, and so on. I just hope this doesn't lead to a blocking of services used for more formidable purposes (SOCKS proxies and the like) just to block porn.

  21. Implementation by igreaterthanu · · Score: 1

    Let me guess, they are going to block it the same way pirate sites get blocked? Good luck with that.

    This is likely just going to be a false sense of security.

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  22. Virgin?! by frank_carmody · · Score: 1

    Oh my! How they've turned full circle. Appropriate name, mind you.

    1. Re:Virgin?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virgin because they not only don't give a fuck about you, they never have...

  23. Harry is entitled to watch porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "everybody will know that every Tom, Dick and Harry watches porn."

    I think that Harry is entitled to watch porn, after all he did fight for his country in Afghanistan. And his father is hardly likely to preach morality to him given what he got up to with Camilla...
    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/10/11/1243243/uk-isps-to-begin-censorship-of-porn-websites#

  24. Should be called 'opt-out' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm wondering why they call this 'opt-in', where action needs to be taken by the user in order to lift a ban. It should actually be called 'opt-out', because every user is included in the ban by default. This is more than a philosophical issue, if we're trying to present 'opt-out' as the default violation (of privacy, freedom, etc) and overloading the other meaning, then we're missing the point.

    1. Re:Should be called 'opt-out' by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I'm hearing differing claims from what should be reliable sources regarding if it's opt-in or out-out. It's a bit of a mystery right now. To make things worse, people can't even agree on what those terms mean. Does a person 'opt-in' to the filter, or the porn?

    2. Re:Should be called 'opt-out' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are opting-in to view porn.

      You are opting-out to have the anti-porn filter used.

  25. Mobile network operators already do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All major mobile network operators(Vodafone, T-Mobile, O2, etc) already do that. You have to go to their shop and prove you are over 18 in order to get the ban off. They even block okcupid!!

      I often wonder why do I put up with all those shit and still live here...

    1. Re:Mobile network operators already do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opera mini

  26. Fine. Be like that. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    â5 a month on a VPN and BT don't see shit about my internet use.

    I'm fairly sure there's an over-quoted soundbite from John Gilmore to be repeated here.

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  27. Seriously? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Mother's Union. Christian charity review. Hey, and a whole new website for parents to complain about pretty damn well everything they find objectionable. The website will have no fewer than 8 oversight committees (WTF!).

    And how many of these parents are not going to 'opt-in' to being able to view a little bit of porn now and then? And teens are smarter than you think, and will figure out how to 'opt-in' anyway.

    I don't get it- parents' did this porn to get a kid, but what, are they still using the stork story to tell them how they showed up?

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    1. Re:Seriously? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I imagine the purpose of the website is to collect complaints which can then be used to justify further acts of censorship. It's a lot easier to ban something if you can create the impression of popular support for the ban.

    2. Re:Seriously? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Most women don't watch porn and view their partners' watching porn as a problem. That's before you add the Christian craziness.

    3. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it is now the mission of the Internet to mess this thing up by sending in requests against things that we find offensive, such as Mothers Union, religion, funny things, government websites, anything that isn't shaping children in to drones for the country, BAN IT ALL.

      I'm very serious.
      I will be doing my part.
      Let's see how long this shit lasts when 4chans /b/ hears of it. (if they haven't already)

    4. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your hand doesn't count as "most women".

    5. Re:Seriously? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      And how many of these parents are not going to 'opt-in' to being able to view a little bit of porn now and then? And teens are smarter than you think, and will figure out how to 'opt-in' anyway.

      The article got it wrong,

      The filter is opt-in, not opt-out. But your question stands, how many parents are so prudish and technologically competent enough to opt-in. Methinks that catagory already has some parental controls installed, all 4 of them.

      This seems more like arse covering for ISP's. When Whiny McPrude rings up to complain about seeing a nipple, the ISP can tell her to naff off because she didn't opt in to the filter.

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    6. Re:Seriously? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for clearing that up. That makes more sense.

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  28. I didn't opt in to slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't opt in to slashdot - why are you exposing me to this filth?

  29. not that big of a deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming we all know its opt-in by now, once you recognize that most people are technologically illiterate, it makes sense to have this option on an ISP level. A lot of parents can't manage to either a: monitor their child's online behavior or b: install their own blocking software.

    1. Re:not that big of a deal by Pi1grim · · Score: 1

      >> Most parents can't manage to monitor their child's behavior.
      FTFY.

      Why not do some parenting for a change? If a kid wants to see porn — he'll find a way. Even without the darn internets. If he doesn't want to see — he won't. It's not like seeing a vagina or a penis will leave you kid paralized and drive him into a coma.

  30. Bleh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do the editors in here even check their facts before throwing a story up anymore?
    C'mon, this is starting to sink to CNN's "tech" area level of terrible quality...

  31. no way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They took our poooorn!

  32. Won't work but what about liability? by Geeky · · Score: 1

    If it's as effective as O2's 3G filtering, it won't be any use.

    O2 block access to some really tame and completely non-adult sites unless you opt out, but conveniently forget to block google image search...

    If you can't find what you need on google image search, you most likely need a therapist, not an internet filter.

    It will therefore just be an inconvenience, while lulling parents in to a a false sense of security. How long before an ISP gets sued because they promised filtering and poor little Johnny could still find porn?

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  33. In a related story... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    UK is suddenly flush with excess bandwidth as millions of people turn off their PCs and go back to holding up pictures of Page Three girls with one hand.

  34. freenet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://freenetproject.org

  35. I know you were joking, but... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    I realise you were joking, but funnily enough my first thought about this wasn't about yet another pseudo-censorship policy that will fail, it was that ISPs have been struggling to provide the bandwidth and they've advertised now that people actually want to use it so they can watch streamling videos a la Netflix/BBC iPlayer, video calling via Skype, etc. Getting rid of most porn downloading probably removes a convenient amount of load on those ISPs' systems and lets them provide other services to customers without having to invest a fortune in serious infrastructure. That in turn means they can try to get the government to fund or partially fund "next generation broadband" or something instead of paying for it entirely themselves, though naturally they will still take all of the profits.

    Of course, this whole idea is doomed as soon as the tabloids start looking up which MPs have "porn-enabled" their Internet connections and the smear campaigns start.

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    1. Re:I know you were joking, but... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      I was joking, but you have brought up a very interesting point - thanks for commenting. Being on the other side of the pond as it were, I hadn't considered this.

  36. UK ISP's going down ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are gonna lose a lot of money.

  37. we won't see David Cameron or Nick Cleg any more by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    we won't see David Cameron or Nick Cleg any more


    They are a pair of tits.

  38. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not just porn will be blocked, things like looking up al qaeda on wikipedia will be aswell, basically anything harmful for children. if you want to surf the net properly then you'll have to turn it off (even for those who don't watch porn).

  39. Vodafone do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I just say, unblock my VPN access, and I get the porn with it :)

    They will also block VPN's and tunnels with the porn block, so say you need VPN's for work. Unblocked, easy.

    Or use www.freeopenvpn.com

  40. As boring as... by seanmcelroy · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, but the continuous, crushing global regulation of the Internet both in what content is legal, what our allowed "bandwidths and data caps are", what behaviors or opinions can be freely expressed, and a constant barrage of advertisements are making it as boring as television?

    I don't pay for television. I won't pay for the public Internet if this trend doesn't stop.

    There's plenty of private alternatives. Grandma can enjoy her walled gardens of Facebook and have her viewing habits sold off ten times over. I'll pass.

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    1. Re:As boring as... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      In the UK we pay for Television ....

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  41. List of sites by Meneth · · Score: 1

    I want to see the list of sites that would be blocked by this program. Just to make sure they didn't block any Bonsai-tree sites by accident.

  42. I guess internet usage will go down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I guess internet usage will go down now.

  43. That's not censorship. by xyourfacekillerx · · Score: 2

    Submitter, why quote something so sensational and so wrong? It's like saying Google censors websites becaue it ranks them in a way that hides far away results, and I'm opting out of censorship by clicking to the next page. The pages are there, they can be viewed. By definition, that is not censorship. Just filtering. I see no harm here.

    1. Re:That's not censorship. by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      It's obviously censorship since the point is to block children from seeing porn and other sexually suggestive material. There is no "Click to proceed to triple penetration". Most people think that content available to children should be censored, but that obviously doesn't mean it's not censorship. And indeed since advertisements, TV, and other popular media must be censored on a grade-school level, censorship applies to the general population, which is again obviously censorship.

  44. open market? by Twillerror · · Score: 1

    Where is the wonderful open market when it comes to this thing?

    I would love for my ISP to offer virus\porn blocking services to certain members of my family.

    If the ISP goes to an end user and says do you want the safe package? And they block certain sites with possible a way around it this would be acceptable.

    Why does the government have to get involved if customers are clamming to block porn? Sounds more like a small group of anti-porn people who just can't stand me seeing it so they go to the government in some last effort.

    1. Re:open market? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      "Sounds more like a small group of anti-porn people who just can't stand me seeing it so they go to the government in some last effort."

      Spot on. There are actually a few such groups, the chief of which is Mothers' Union... unsurprisingly, a Christian organisation. Them, and there seem to be a few people in government of similar view too.

  45. And here I thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the internet is for porn only, all the rest is wasted bandwidth

  46. scare tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Daily Mail Report,.... therefore the headline has nothing to do with the substance ( Mail readers generally only react to headlines)

  47. diuf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    helo

  48. And porn sites celebrate. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Not the good porn sites. Not the ones with effective age verification, and good security. Not the ones careful about who they might lure in, who run open businesses, accept audits and pay taxes. No, those will all suffer heavily because they lose the lucrative 'Twenty years old and still lives with parents' demographic and the possibly even more lucrative 'Don't want my wife/girlfriend finding out I look' market.

    I mean the dodgy sites. The ones that operate out of Elbonia. Here today, gone tomorrow, shifting domains to always be one step ahead of the censors. Advertising with a spam blitz and search engine manipulation to lure in as many viewers as they can, regardless of age, as quick as they can before getting blocked and moving on. All those people hideing from those they live with will still want their porn, and cut off from respectable sources they'll have no option but to move downmarket.

  49. You'd have to block Google by Stalks · · Score: 1

    To truly block porn you'd need to block google images, and as these use DNS filters, that isn't going to happen soon.

  50. As usual... by RLU486983 · · Score: 1

    The "Opt-in" and "Opt-out" once again is setup backwards!

    Why is it that people should have to "Opt-in" for a standard. This is why society is so confused today. There's
    no rhyme nor reason to that which corporations do things anymore; their norm is to be abnormal it seems! To
    do things ass-backwards has become SOP.

  51. Opt in / out, look at the bigger picture by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    People in a twist about being an opt in or opt out of porn. The bigger picture is they are censoring something, and as soon as the government sees it working on porn, they they will decide to roll it on to another "objectionable" content, and slowly chip away until they get to stop you looking at political opposition websites.

    --
    Take Nobody's Word For It.
  52. Options only apply to *new* contracts by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    The Guardian reports that the scheme is only applicable to *new* contracts, and is neither opt-in or opt-out: you choose the service you want when you sign up: http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/oct/11/david-cameron-porn-filter-isps

  53. Does Tumblr count? by DanCentury · · Score: 1

    Does Tumblr count as one of those sites? I doubt the ISP's have the spine to take on a site that big.

  54. Hypocrisy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are they determining what to block and how to block it? Is nudity porn? Are certain types of nudity porn? In order to be considered "porn" does it have to contain sexual content? If so, what is the difference between sexual and nonsexual nudity and what exactly is "sexual content"? Do they have a list of specific websites to ban? If so, what will they do about the ones being created every day, how will they keep up? Is there currently a porn TLD in the UK that they can just block? All of the above questions apply to qualifying for such a top level domain. What exactly constitutes porn, like it or not, is largely in the eye of the beholder. Yes, there are well defined characteristics to determine what is pornographic and what is not, but even those standards are largely arbitrarily decided by how someone views the material. Simple nudity can be porn if someone gets off to it. There is a whole industry devote to capturing celebrities and public figures candidly nude and whether or not the images are sexual or nonsexual in nature does not determine who will buy them and how they will be used. Censorship is hypocrisy because there is nearly nothing that is offensive or harmful to any, or everyone involved in the creation or consumption of it. Censorship of any kind, the banning or limiting of any human creation that is not generally harmful is absurd. Censorship is always harmful to everyone in all circumstances. Here is the crux of the issue for me and a good question to ask in general with any form of censorship; is this a money making scheme? Will those who opt out pay a different rate for their internet service than those who opt in? Who stands to benefit from this and why and how? Certainly not the British people.

  55. No Linux in England? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I read, for at least one of the ISPs, their service requires the use of McAfee software. With that ISP
    to use Linux the customer would be forced to "Opt-In" to see pornography.

  56. Expose every UK child to pornography to end this by mykos · · Score: 1

    Take down your curtains, replace with pornography. Remove your tablecloth. Replace with pornography. Put it in your car wondows, storefronts, whatever.

    The sooner we expose everyone to it, the better. "No child left behind"; it will invalidate the use of censoring if there's nobody to shield. Everyone should realize that pornography isn't an evil thing that creates evil people.

  57. Personally I think it's a brilliant idea. by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Personally I think it's a brilliant idea.

    My only regret is that I don't live in the UK so I can opt in to the filtering and then go looking for something they failed to block so I can sue them for damaging my delicate psyche by failing to block it.

    People really need to give of on this idea of a G-rated Internet, not that I think that having all Internet traffic running through a governments filtering/monitoring/blocking center is actually going to end up being about filtering to make the Internet G-rated.

    -- Terry