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Ask Slashdot: Spoof an Email Bounce With Windows?

An anonymous reader writes "One cool feature I used on KMail years ago was the ability to generate a spoofed email bounce for any given message I had received, which claimed delivery failed because of an unknown recipient. While this doesn't exactly align with expected behaviour from a mail client, it was a useful way of easily getting off mailing lists (automated, or manually created by freaky acquaintances!). This is something I really miss, so I'm wondering if there are any mail clients for Windows that provide similar functionality?"

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  1. Install Cygwin + mutt by gentryx · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...or boot into Linux directly. :-P

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    1. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by nepka · · Score: 1

      It can be easily done with Outlook and some VBA scripting. But I remember that at least last time VBA support under Linux wasn't really that good. So you need Windows for this task.

    2. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by JambisJubilee · · Score: 1

      I'm a mutt user. Care to share how this is done in mutt?

    3. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by RobertLTux · · Score: 2

      but what does the kama sutra have to do with the subject at hand??

      seriously could you point out which section of the Mutt Manual covers the request??

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    4. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      press b to bounce.
      h gets you help btw.

    5. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by awacs · · Score: 2

      I don't think 'bounce' means what you (or Mutt) think it means.

      In particular, OP wants to create an NDR from the message; 'b' just redirects the message (adding on another line or two of header glop). Not the same thing.

    6. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by allo · · Score: 1

      mutt bounce is a really cool feature missing in most other clients, but its not what op wants.

    7. Re:Install Cygwin + mutt by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

      It can be easily done with Outlook and some VBA scripting. But I remember that at least last time VBA support under Linux wasn't really that good. So you need Windows for this task.

      Hey, when us linux guys taunt you Windows folk with "a one-line perl script could do that", we actually include the perl script, along with instructions on how to run it.

      I can see that you are trying to reverse this meme, but you failed to post any details on how to actually do this. It may be because navigation through Outlook menus and wizards is gross, and doing anything with Outlook rules (as I'm sure is needed for a VBA script) is particularly difficult to teach without showing someone in person.

      Maybe this explains why this particularly meme is never reversed.

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  2. Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe you should switch back to a system that makes it easier to do more advanced types of things instead of a car with the hood welded shut.

    1. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Gaygirlie · · Score: 0

      It would be more like switching from a fully-working, pretty BMW with air-conditioning and all to a Lada with two-missing wheels: even though you can open the hood, you're still not going to get anywhere.

    2. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now someone is really taking the piss "ully-working, pretty BMW" no such thing fortunately ALL BMW's are SHITE along with BOLLOX Wagons and Jerkades get yer facts right Audi USED to be ok but now well nuff said

      Junk boxes all of them

    3. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work in the automotive industry, specifically related to roadside service (tow trucks and such). I can tell you without reservation that the worst cars today are still more reliable than the best cars of decades gone by. Use per capita for road service has been steadily going down since as far back as I'm aware of our records.

    4. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your "optional" automobile maintenance is anything like your use of "optional" punctuation, I'll posit that the problem is not the cars.

    5. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by nepka · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sidestepping the whole garbage that your post was, how the hell is this an OS function? It isn't in Linux either. And there is no reason why it couldn't be done on any OS.

    6. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Porchroof · · Score: 2

      Don't you people ever get tired of the Linux vs. Windows pillow fight?

      Most people use Windows because it is very functional and there are more application programs written for it than for Linux or any other operating system.

      Get over it, Linux people. Windows is here to stay and Linux will never be more popular than it is.

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    7. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viruses and malware wrapped in pornographic solitaire clones don't count

    8. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't care what kind of dog you like, just keep it from crapping in my yard from now on.

    9. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      bonus points for mentioning Lada....

    10. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Linux will never be more popular than it is.

      Didn't the mainframe people say the same thing about PCs?

    11. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by eyegone · · Score: 2

      Doesn't email have something to do with the interwebs?

      That means this should be a function of Internet Explorer.

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    12. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by nepka · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure Windows is a general purpose OS with no one philosophy. It has a market share of over 90% - every kind of person uses Windows. There's a fair share of programmers (even FOSS ones) and hackers (in the good sense) too.

    13. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by e70838 · · Score: 1

      Very strange I am using linux since 2 years for the exact opposite reason. I have Ubuntu. It is a system that does not degrade with time. My computer is still marvellously fast as it was 2 years ago. With windows, I was always loosing time fixing issues. Now, I spend 100% of my time using the applications. I know openoffice is not perfect, but it is always improving automatically, not always degrading like microsoft office. When I need a new application, it is free and trivial to install. With windows, most of the applications available on internet are malwares, often very hard to fully uninstall.

    14. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by mcavic · · Score: 1

      You can do it with any language that lets you open a network connection and send raw text. The hard part is integrating it with your email client.

    15. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by redback · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the post?

      He asked for a mail client that runs on windows with this functionality.

      Derp.

    16. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      ... and keeping me up with its barking ... and mauling my children

      Sometimes Windows is a rabid pit bull, causing massive issues outside its circle.

      But then just like any dog can bite, and OS can cause massive issues!

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    17. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by swalve · · Score: 1

      It's a sword (PENIS) fight, you insensitive clod!

    18. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      That's weird; with Windows, I have to waste all kinds of time hunting down drivers for devices, and the UI is so deficient I can't get much work done because there's no virtual desktops to separate my activities into, and the one workspace gets so cluttered with dozens of open windows.

      As someone who has gone from Windows to Linux and now uses both equally for various purposes, I understand the addiction of virtual desktops. In fact, when KDE went from 3.5 to 4.0 and took away the ability to have a different background image for each desktop (yes, I know, petty; but that is a quirk of mine), I ended up shopping around for a new desktop environment, eventually discovering Enlightenment.

      Anyway, for Windows, if you are using ATI or nVidia video cards, the driver and utility packages for them should have a virtual desktop feature (I'm sure at least the ATI Catalyst package does. Can't remember if the nVidia package does as well.) However, even though I have both ATI and nVidia on various systems, I have become rather fond of Virtual Dimension. If you must have virtual desktops on Windows, this is definitely a good one worth looking at.

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    19. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Most of us, um, buy a machine with Windows installed and then never touch it again. I've built all my Windows/Linux machines since my first Windows machine, but it's a tremendous waste of time and really something I only do for the fun of it.

      Once you have an HP/Dell/Sony/whatever, the resident memory-hogging auto updater keeps everything up-to-date. The days of hunting down drivers on Windows have been lost to the last century.

      That said, you're post is tremendously misleading unless you have a rig bought specifically with Linux in mind or you are lucky and you have older hardware. Wireless drivers are still a pain half the time and laptops are a real PITA overall.

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    20. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That said, you're post is tremendously misleading unless you have a rig bought specifically with Linux in mind or you are lucky and you have older hardware. Wireless drivers are still a pain half the time and laptops are a real PITA overall.

      Sorry, I haven't noticed that. Maybe on crap hardware, but I bought a Thinkpad T510 earlier this year and Linux Mint installed on it with no issues at all, including drivers for the Broadcom wireless chip.

    21. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I'm fairly sure Windows is a general purpose OS with no one philosophy"

      Then, IMNSHO your are wrong.

      "It has a market share of over 90% - every kind of person uses Windows."

      Flawed argument: almost every kind of person uses Windows... in basically the same way.

    22. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You got lucky :)

      That laptop is apparently very well supported, but even then features like on-demand video switching probably don't work, and getting both video cards working even when switching them manually on boot is not something that "just works". Unless you just have the integrated version, in which case you are good. You are also lucky regarding power management - laptops are notorious on any OS for buggy ACPI, and Linux is usually pretty unforgiving and you end up updating the BIOS and praying. And of course the laptop custom keyboard buttons almost never work without fiddling.

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    23. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, mine's the lower-end version with integrated graphics. This is Linux; I'm not playing high-end games here. Admittedly, video-chip-switching is one place where Linux definitely doesn't work at all, but that's really a fairly new feature in laptops unless I'm mistaken. But again, if you're using a laptop for work and not games, integrated graphics really should be sufficient. I have a desktop PC with a larger Nvidia card if I want to do any more-serious 3D work.

      The key to Linux on laptops is to get a laptop that's known to work well with Linux. That's harder of course than a regular desktop PC (where almost all hardware works great on Linux, although obviously you need to use the proprietary video drivers for the best results there). But you wouldn't go buy some random consumer-grade laptop and expect to run MacOS on it; same goes for Linux, except that you'll do a lot better than MacOS on any given random hardware, just not as well as Windows.

    24. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I can solve that. See that disc you are using, the one that says "XP" on it? Yeah its older than the shit in the bottom of your fridge, now throw that stinky shit away!

      Now you see this real pretty little DVD that says "Windows 7" on it? yeah try that....what did you say? Windows found all the drivers and did all the work while you had a soda? Congratulations, its called progress.

      As for Linux IF and ONLY IF all of your hardware is supported OOTB by your distro of choice are you gonna be having anything as close to easy as 7. Otherwise its "welcome to the forum dance!" which is kind of like a square dance but even less fun and nobody wears pretty clothes. you better know the make/rev/ firmware of said device and hope somebody has a 'fix" for whatever is FUBAR, and you'll probably either have to tweak it, because they wrote it for kernel X-hardware-y make Z and you have kernel x4 hardware y6 and make za rev 2, or you'll get a tarball and get to figure out what needs to be fiddled with to get it going.

      Hell if my 71 year old dad can install Windows 7 with nothing but the DVD, not even the driver CD that came with the box (because I wasn't planning on letting him install it so it was in the bottom of the case) and when I show up a week later not a single thing is wrong or broken, or needs fiddling with, it even popped up on first launch "hey you don't have an AV, would you like us to take you to a page with several to choose from?" all nicely labeled into two separate groups for free and for pay and the ONLY thing I had to do was show him where to get Firefox from? you are gonna HONESTLY say Linux is simpler than that? Because i'm gonna have to call bullshit as according to Gartner Linux is at 1.1% which it wouldn't be if it was THAT simple. Which at least in my experience from a half a dozen distros its not.

      Which is why I say that while Linux guys compare themselves to Windows constantly the truer comparison would be to Mac. Unlike Windows which has support for just about every piece of current hardware Linux, like Mac OSX, really runs well IF you stick strictly with Linux hardware with strong Linux support in a Linux ecosystem, problem is you don't have Linux stores with Guru bars to make it easy for folks to FIND the Linux hardware and if you try to use Windows hardware? Well unless you are damned lucky you just earned yourself a seat at the forum dance every 6 months for the life of the machine.

      Linux is GREAT for embedded, its damned nice for programmers, its good for admins, but saying "its as easy to set up and use as Windows!" is like saying "and giant batwings pop out of my ass and I fly south for the winter!" you've just passed believable about 3 exits back bud. Unless of course you wanna compare it to an OS 2 and soon to be 3 versions behind like XP, which is that case we really should be comparing it to the first release of Ubuntu or even the 2001 release of Debian, whatever that was.

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    25. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by mspohr · · Score: 1

      I've installed Linux (various versions over the years) on about 5 laptops (Dell, IBM, AST) and haven't had problems with video, power management, sound, WiFi, etc. Never updated any BIOS. I think your meme is old (but I am older).

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    26. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The only use for video-chip-switching (actually running them in parallel) is multiple monitors. That laptop of yours can do three monitors under Windows, which is pretty cool for certain tasks. Of course, with a capable desktop of similar power going for less than $500-600, why not have a desktop for that kind of work?

      Linux has worked on every desktop I've ever tried it on, though it sometimes throws fits over the ACPI and so I can't use sleep reliably. It sometimes doesn't like on-board ethernet, so I have to throw a $10 card in there. As you say, I generally check for Linux support prior to purchase but I forget some of these embedded parts sometimes. That goes double for FreeBSD. I find Linux easier to load on a PC than Windows, but as I said... how often do you have to load Windows on a PC? Usually it comes with it, and if you feed it the install disks it will be right back at the same state as when it was new.

      And of course, there is Mac... simplest install but crazy limited hardware choices :)

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    27. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The only use for video-chip-switching (actually running them in parallel) is multiple monitors.

      Maybe we're talking about something else; I thought lately it was more for having one low-power GPU (the integrated crappy one) for regular work to extend battery life, and then being able to switch to a high-power AMD or Nvidia GPU for more demanding tasks, but on the same monitor.

    28. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you though, I've been pretty happy with my car (Toyota, for what it's worth) that over 6.5 years I've only opened the hood once, just so I knew how in case I ever had to.

    29. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Windows DOES have telnet, you know. But I agree, "sending fake postmaster messages" doesnt really sound like the job of an email client, it sounds like the job of a smtp toolkit or mass-mailer.

      OP's request sounds kind of shady, TBQH; if you want to get off of the list, either unsubscribe, or block them as spam. Sending them a fake mesage is probably not the most effective way to do this.

    30. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by Katchu · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true Yugo owner.

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    31. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      (like adding virtual desktops, etc.)

      Adding? It already has them...

    32. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      You must have the biggest windshield washer fluid bottle ever created by man. I bow to your enormous windshield washer bottle, Sir.

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    33. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You are right, but Lenovo offers an option under Windows where you can run both at the same time to support more monitors. My comment was in the context that it is unlikely that you are playing 3D games in Linux... :)

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    34. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      "Haven't had problems" means different things to different people. You might be more comfortable fiddling. WiFi certainly didn't work 5 years ago unless you were very careful in selecting the hardware or you used one of the Windows driver wrappers. The video usually "works" in some regard, but getting 3D going was not something that just worked without fiddling. Power management is a sore spot for me - I feel like all laptops should do as well as Apple laptops do: sleep when the lid is closed and spring to life when opened. Windows laptops sometimes get this almost right, but with Linux I don't have the skill set and it certainly doesn't work like this upon a fresh install. I haven't had problems with sound on Linux in probably 10 years.

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    35. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Power management has always "just worked" on my Linux laptops. Close the lid to sleep and start when you open it. No fiddling required. The laptops with built in WiFi all worked just fine. On older computers with PCMCIA cards... some worked, some didn't but it was easy to change the card to one that worked. I never had to fiddle with the NDIS wrappers. I don't do gaming so high performance video was not a priority. The video always just worked on install. The only problems I had were the cheap Intel graphics cards in some of the machines which had lousy 3D drivers and it was easier to not run 3D.

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    36. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      LOL, I need to know what brand you use. That's like Nirvana.

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    37. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Dell and IBM

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    38. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      IBM (Lenovo) seem to be very well supported, and they are good solid laptops in general. I'll have to remember that if I need a Linux machine. To be truthful, these days I usually just virtualize it, which kills the need for supported hardware.

      I never even tried a Dell - they don't seem to work right running Windows! :)

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    39. Re:Can't have your cake and eat it too. by squeakyneb · · Score: 1

      No, YOU are wrong. Nepka is right. The OS is entirely irrelevant, this is 100% application-space stuff. Furthermore, with administrative access you can run ANYTHING on Windows. You can play with devices if you want, it's just one kernel-mode driver to write and away you go. tl;dr the hood isn't welded shut, it's just locked and you need the administrators key.

  3. Call Microsoft support and ask them by suso · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why don't you call Microsoft support and ask them. After all, isn't this one of the things you pay for and they are supposed to provide stellar support with?

    1. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Funny

      I love that when I saw your message it was scored (+1, troll). If ever a message deserved to be scored (+5, troll), it was yours. You will, of course, most likely end up (+4, insightful) which is a good consolation prize but not as fitting.

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    2. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's a great idea! And then, we can call up Red Hat - that pillar of Open Source support - and ask them if there is a program for Linux that will spoof that something just as silly. Woohoo!

    3. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is exactly right. It's like buying a brand-new BMW or Cadillac or whatever, and then wanting to convert it into an electric vehicle. Doing such a thing is really rather pointless: if you want an EV, you should either buy a car that was specifically engineered to be one (like a Leaf), or you should build your own. Don't expect any help from BMW/Cadillac on converting your brand-new car to an EV, and don't expect such cars to be optimal for such a conversion either (in fact, they're probably the absolute worst vehicles to use for such a conversion).

    4. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I agree with him. Slashdot is a major "news" site. This isn't experts-exchange or MS support. Why the hell is "how do I..." making front page news?

    5. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by unrtst · · Score: 2

      Sure, go ahead... that's an easy answer, since the question started with "One cool feature I used on KMail years ago ...".

      Bounce has legit purposes. The only reason you don't see it in many other clients is the pompous philosophy that UI's should completely remove features that might cause any confusion to any one of the users. It's extremely simple to implement, so that's not why it isn't there. It's been in mail clients of old, so they have actively had to do something in order to remove it (it's lack of presence cost developer time, not used it). It's one of those things that should show up when someone selects the "show advanced options" checkbox, but that's not trendy.

      IMO, they should call up Redmond and find out what their recommended way of doing this is. If users don't ask for the features they want, how is the provider supposed to know their user base? Granted, I doubt there'd be enough requests to warrant adding "bounce" back to the main Outlook UI, but maybe there's a registry flag they could toggle? (again, why do people keep dropping the advanced options from the UI? Gnome/Unity/Ubuntu, I'm looking at you!)

    6. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Log in and fucking exclude the Ask Slashdot section, then. It's like turning off Idle.

    7. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Fnord666 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Why don't you call Microsoft support and ask them. After all, isn't this one of the things you pay for and they are supposed to provide stellar support with?

      So what you are really saying is that you don't know the difference between an operating system and the applications that run on it.

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    8. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is a major "news" site

      In what way is slashdot major anything any more? I don't even remember the last time that a site was slashdotted as a result of being featured on the front page. I'm actually (pleasantly) surprised to see that slashdot has gone roughly a full two days without a story about facebook (or facebook boy) on the front pgae. We were really scraping the bottom of the barrel when slashdot was running 2-3 facebook stories every day.

      Nonetheless, readership is down, membership is down, front page stories are less frequent, traffic is decreased ... and the remaining users are often here just to complain about how much better this site used to be.

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    9. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by frisket · · Score: 1

      Bounce has legit purposes. The only reason you don't see it in many other clients is the pompous philosophy that UI's should completely remove features that might cause any confusion to any one of the users. It's extremely simple to implement, so that's not why it isn't there.

      It's unfortunate that Elm's "b" command (called "bounce") isn't any such thing, but actually a "redirect". When I originally asked for the same functionality in Thunderbird, I carelessly used the word "bounce", and this has led to the thread lasting for nearly a decade, as people constantly argued for and against allowing Tbird to actually perform a real bounce, when all I wanted was a redirect (had I know that that is what it was called — at the time — I would have kept my big mouth shut :-) Redirect is of course now available as an add-on anyway, making the point moot, but the argument continues.

      But yes, having a button that could be used to spoof an MTA error-reject would be very useful, although in corporate and campus environments (where individual users cannot normally send their own SMTP direct to the outside world) it would probably never pass through the outgoing servers.

    10. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May be, but I prefer this over 100 "OOK! SHINY APPLE IS AWESOME!" posts we see everyday lately.

    11. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      What do you expect from an apple fanboi?

      *ducks*

    12. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "just to complain about how much better this site used to be."

      i was here this site was not vastly better, there seemed to be many more here, but the stale jokes were more prominent and the level of disinformation higher.

    13. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by psiclops · · Score: 1

      no, it is absolutely nothing like that. at all.

      he's not trying to change his operating system into something it's not and wasn't designed to be. he's trying to find an application that does something he wants that will work on his OS.

      there is absolutely no reason why such an application could not work in windows.

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    14. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by n4t3 · · Score: 1

      I resemble that remark.

    15. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words, in all that there's an add-on for Thunderbird that provides the functionality that the article is asking for?

    16. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by reasterling · · Score: 1

      We were really scraping the bottom of the barrel

      I am not so certain that it is slashdot's problem. I haven't come by anything really exciting in tech news in quite sometime. I actually miss the sco lawsuit.

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    17. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are really saying is that you don't know the difference between an operating system and the applications that run on it.

      And apparently you don't know that Outlook is a Microsoft product?

    18. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      If you can telnet to a mail server and tell it that a particular message has bounced, which I assume you can do.

      It should be a trivial thing to write a python script to do it for you.

    19. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Ducks are the last thing I would expect from an Apple fan!

    20. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect some sort of contest is the only reasonable motivation for a post like this. Do they give out awards for bad analogies that also end up off-topic?

    21. Re:Call Microsoft support and ask them by treeves · · Score: 1

      Because the fourth link down on the left side of the main Slashdot page is Ask Slashdot (http://ask.slashdot.org/). It's quite prominent.

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  4. Outlook by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not a fan of MS Outlook, but it's integrated VBA makes writing a custom plugin easy and painless. Visual Basic in any flavor had a bad stigma, however, having a development environment right in the application is exactly what I would think would solve your problem effectively.

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    1. Re:Outlook by nufrosty · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%. I have successfully used VBA in Outlook for a number of interesting automated email handling tasks (at work where I don't dictate the environment).

    2. Re:Outlook by Yuioup · · Score: 1

      Aha so it was you who wrote all those self-replicating Outlook viruses. Thanks a lot dude.

    3. Re:Outlook by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      yMail2 (Windows, free to download & use) offers a bounce facility, and the entire program is written in Visual Basic 2008.

    4. Re:Outlook by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to add: I only use the bounce (which is a manual process) in two scenarios. The first is when someone starts sending me funny pic o' the week or forwarding 10-year-old hoaxes, in which case I bounce a message, wait for them to email me, then inform them my email client often refuses such messages and it's best not to send them. (The alternative is to email and ask, but sometimes they get sniffy about this. It's better to blame my computer and/or software.)

      The second scenario is when big companies somehow add me to a marketing list, and their unsubscribe link doesn't work or is missing altogether. If the message is addressed to me directly (not BCCd), I'll forge a bounce. This often works to remove me from their list of victims ... er, valued marketing partners.

    5. Re:Outlook by Sleuth · · Score: 1

      Nicely done.

  5. KDE on Windows? by Gwala · · Score: 4, Informative

    Doesn't KDE run on Windows these days? You could probably just run KMail directly...

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    1. Re:KDE on Windows? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Yes, but don't expect support for it—I don't think it sees much use beyond dogfooding. I suspect it's only a matter of time before it gets dropped. (On that note, has anyone ever heard of someone using KDE on Windows seriously?)

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    2. Re:KDE on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, I use it seriously, but only to replace the calculator in XP.

      I was going to use it for KMail, but I've had too many problems with GPG in KMail and just went with Thunderbird for all of my systems.

      --Jeff

    3. Re:KDE on Windows? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 0

      I support the idea, but not enough to install windows for it...

    4. Re:KDE on Windows? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Doesn't KDE run on Windows these days? You could probably just run KMail directly...

      It sure does. cf. The Cygwin Project

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    5. Re:KDE on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cygwin has nearly nothing at all to do with running Qt apps on Windows.

    6. Re:KDE on Windows? by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      It sure does. cf. The Cygwin Project

      Can't recommend that enough. Cygwin is the only thing making Windows into a usable operating system these days. You can even have Cygwin/X run on startup and run X apps on demand under Windows. If you don't need X, just install mintty. (You don't neeed separate installs for either, just select them in the Cygwin installer when installing it, and pin mintty to your Taskbar and/or copy the XWin Server shortcut to your Startup folder.)

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    7. Re:KDE on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or you could just use the KDE installer: http://windows.kde.org/

    8. Re:KDE on Windows? by Sylak · · Score: 1

      (On that note, has anyone ever heard of someone using KDE on Windows seriously?)

      Hard to use it seriously when programs do not launch half the time, nor work for their intended purposes when they do (Amarok, I'm looking at you)

    9. Re:KDE on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use okular as my PDF viewer, and Okteta as my hex editor, and kwrite/kate for notes and programming. Kontact syncs with Google Calendar, and everything seems stable, as far as my usage has gone.

      So yeah, I use KDE on Windows pretty seriously.

    10. Re:KDE on Windows? by icebraining · · Score: 2

      Or run Windows andLinux.

    11. Re:KDE on Windows? by gfody · · Score: 1

      Cygwin and Msys are basically pointless. Windows already has a native UNIX subsystem with a strong user community and a couple flavors of Linux. There's even a reverse WINE for binaries that can't be compiled for Interix.

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    12. Re:KDE on Windows? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      KMail no longer has the bounce feature though. Bouncing is frowned upon because spam usually has fake "From:" addresses.

    13. Re:KDE on Windows? by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 2

      Cygwin and Msys are basically pointless. Windows already has a native UNIX subsystem

      Unfortunately, MS announced back in 2005 that the current release was going to be the last. It's been reported that Windows 8 does not contain the necessary components for it to run any more.

      I've used SFU a little, and found it to be more lacking than cygwin in support for standard command line type stuff. I have doubts whether you could get kmail to work correctly with it, but I could be wrong. I don't have a Windows machine with me at the moment.

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    14. Re:KDE on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SFU by itself is quite lacking so grab gentoo-prefix or debian-interix either of which make Cygwin look like a lame joke. Kmail w/Xming is no problem.

  6. huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you went from Linux to Windows???

    1. Re:huh?? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why not?

      I went back to the Just Works(tm) environment of Cubase + Win XP after nearly throwing my computer out the window trying to get that steaming pile of shit Jack to work with Ardour.

    2. Re:huh?? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      the thing with linux is a lot of it's tools lack the polish of commercial software, mainly because it is designed to run as a server, or a tablet(with ubuntu unity). and they add support for software very cautiously with little imagination. heck some installers for linux are like a maze and if you don't know the right map to get it installed it doesn't even work...

  7. Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Or he could just fucking Google it like a literate non-helpless person.

    1. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by cloudmaster · · Score: 2

      Teaching to fish > giving fish

    2. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In the time it took you to be a twat like that you could have just helped.

      "Helping" someone to be a helpless moron isn't really helping them with anything.

      You're actually admitting my point. Since the time it took me to write a one-liner is enough time to solve his problem, it doesn't deserve a group discussion. Recognizing that makes ME the twat? I think pretending it's valid makes you the bleeding-heart jackass. You know that heart thing you have? Yeah it's great and so are the warm fuzzies you feel in it sometimes, even on occasion for idiots who burden other people and waste their time. You know that head/brain thing you also have? Yeah that's what you think with.

    3. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by hedwards · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that saying just fucking google it isn't teaching somebody to fish either. It's very quick to enter terms into a search engine if you know what the answer is, and quite a bit more difficult if you have no idea what the answer should look like.

      In this case you have to figure out how to exclude the various ways of saying anti-spoof while not excluding essential links. And google often times makes it a pain in the ass to find things as any appearance of the terms anywhere in the page is by default considered a match. Even if they're not only not in the same sentence, but not even in the same paragraph. My favorite thing is when the engine finds the words in a link bar on the side of the page or as contact information at the bottom.

    4. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by hedwards · · Score: 2

      It's not enough time to solve the problem. There have been plenty of times where even after a couple hours of searching for an answer somebody else who knew what to look for could find it in about 30 seconds. And I know there have been times where I could find something almost instantly because I knew the cause from years back.

      Just fucking google it is really not an acceptable response in cases like this.

    5. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

          Hey twat, who the hell are you replying to? That quote doesn't come from anywhere in this thread. Or are you assuming that someone will say it, so you can bitch about it?

          But to try to stay on topic.

          I really hate these threads. By the time I turn to Google to find the answer to a problem, it usually means I've exhausted my vast knowledge, and that of my friends. More often than not, I find plenty of these threads saying "go figure it out yourself" and "don't you know how to work a search engine?" Sometimes they'll post links back to their own page on the subject, but the page will have been gone for years, and it wouldn't have attracted the attention of archive.org. So, no answers.

        If you have an answer for someone, say what the fucking answer is. Don't pretend that you're so much smarter, and they can go figure it out themselves. As I've learned, most of the people who play that game, don't know the answer themselves.

          I'm not replying to the OP, because I don't have an answer. I do have some rather complicated ones, but those don't seem to be the ones that he wants. That would be something like, make another account on a Linux machine. Forward messages he wants bounced to that account. That account should have .forward pointing to a script (Perl would be my choice), which removes the forwarding information, and crafts a nice legitimate looking bounce message.

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    6. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by nepka · · Score: 0

      Hey twat, how fucking high are you? The quote is right in GPP's post. It's not a long post either.

    7. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by wygit · · Score: 2

      "Let me google that for you" http://lmgtfy.com/ would seem to make a lot more sense, since you would actually be helping someone learn a search term that works, vs the thousands that don't.

      But of course, if you're just trying to be a dick, your link is much better.

    8. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey twat, is "hey twat" the standard greeting now?

    9. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey twat, how are you doing?
      Yes, it is the standard greeting.

    10. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by scdeimos · · Score: 0

      In this case you have to figure out how to exclude the various ways of saying anti-spoof while not excluding essential links. And google often times makes it a pain in the ass to find things as any appearance of the terms anywhere in the page is by default considered a match. Even if they're not only not in the same sentence, but not even in the same paragraph. My favorite thing is when the engine finds the words in a link bar on the side of the page or as contact information at the bottom.

      Put something in quotes to say "find this phrase" or stick a hyphen in front of it -"do not find this phrase" or limit your scope to site:"slashdot.org". How hard can it be?

    11. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Build a man a fire, you keep him warm for one night.
      Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

    12. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

      I prefer the crossover Tommy Wiseua The Room version:

      Oh Hai Twat

    13. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by hedwards · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This kind of arrogance is why we can't have nice things. Most of the time when I find an answer to something that's stumped me the thread doesn't contain any one post or sentence that includes all of the symptoms. Mainly because the person asking for help doesn't know what the relevant information is.

      Under your suggestion I wouldn't find any of those examples because it's post by post and bit by bit. Which works, assuming you use the same spelling as the poster and you don't need to combine it with other things and it's not a dependency etc. The fact that Google chooses not to parse anything out is just going to make things worse.

      Then again, I really wish that Ballmer would make good on fucking killing Google because Google's effect on the search industry has been more than a little regressive.

    14. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Dunega · · Score: 1

      No making snarky wise-ass comments makes you a twat. Posting it as an AC makes you pathetic.

    15. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Pence128 · · Score: 1, Informative

      I just fucking Googled it. Last result on the first page nails it.

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    16. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      He's posting on Slashdot. It's assumed he knows how to search.

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    17. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry dude, you're a twat. A real nasty one, too. Now go back to your sys admin job and resume your nasty little superior than thou attitude.

    18. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably is for nepka- Have you read this douchebag's posts?

    19. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by meerling · · Score: 2

      yeah, google gave up proper boolean operations a long long time ago, now they try to outsmart the user, but with a very stupid algorithm. Very frustrating.

    20. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by meerling · · Score: 1

      since the guy obviously can't tell the difference between a request and a demand in the first place, of course the only thing he has left is to make jokes or be a jerk.
      guess that means this post is me being a jerk as well.
      seems that's become S.O.P. for most slashdotters these days

    21. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by lordandmaker · · Score: 2

      Showing someone a fishing rod != teaching them to fish

    22. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      You don't have to know the operators; that's what the "advanced search" button does for you. You then look at the query, and remember the ones you might use often. I use "word * otherword" -"word badphrase" pretty often when I need to filter results more, for example.

      For learning the terms to search, I find that searching for something close enough usually helps me stumble upon the right search terms sometime in the first page or two.

      All that learning does come from experience with searching - not from having the answers spoon-fed to you by asking on Slashdot. :) In this specific case, I typed "windows fake bounce email", and got a program that can do it on the first hit. I tries "spoof" rather than "fake", and ignoring the first four hits on Slashdot, the first link (which would've been returned before this question existed) provided a solution. But you're right - the original link was mildly offensive; he should've used lmgtft, as in http://lmgtfy.com/?q=windows+fake+bounce+email. That does a way nicer job of teaching how Teh Googles works. ;)

    23. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using a search engine is a necessary skill for a modern human being, if you cant handle that go join the fucking amish.

    24. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Impressively, you now look like an even bigger twat than you did to start with.

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    25. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      You really think that googling for an answer is more difficult than submitting a question to slashdot, getting it approved as a story, and then sorting through all of the various answers? I would hope that some one who finds that to be the case, wouldn't have too many questions they needed answered.

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    26. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by wygit · · Score: 1

      ...and you've never had trouble figuring out the search terms that will give you useful information on a subject?
      I'm pretty good at searching, but there are times I stumble because I don't know the proper terminology.

    27. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you think I was trying to be arrogant. It's just the way most (consumer) search engines have worked since the days of Hotbot and Lycos. At least it's better than inserting brackets and uppercase keywords like AND, OR and NOT as some engines have required.

    28. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Do+You+Smell+That · · Score: 1

      Not for me!

      =======

      Twitter mentions of Windows Email. loudtwitter.com/windows_email/ Ask Slashdot: Spoof an Email Bounce With Windows?: An anonymous reader writes "One cool feature I used on KMail ... http://t.co/KCUQMA9a. http://twitter./ com/ ... ;-)

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    29. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Oh shit, I just remembered! Google only gives the first 10 search results and the rest are lost forever!

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    30. Re:Can't Demand Strangers Spoon-feed You by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Take the title, remove common words "an" and "with."

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  8. telnet mailhost.foo.com 25 by jurgen · · Score: 2

    If you don't speak SMTP as a second language you probably shouldn't have that feature.

    *grin*

    :j

    1. Re:telnet mailhost.foo.com 25 by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2

      You won't get far with telnet unless you can do SSL in your head. I recommend socat.
      $ socat ssl:mail.foo.com:456 stdio

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    2. Re:telnet mailhost.foo.com 25 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stunnel should solve that.

    3. Re:telnet mailhost.foo.com 25 by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      You forgot to end your SMTP session properly.

      .

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  9. Usefulness by MicroSlut · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not even a 550 SMTP session will get you off most mailing lists because, even if it is a legitimate list, the marketers are too aggressive to care. Also, a NDR after a successful session will likely go to either an unmonitored mailbox, a hapless user who won't understand it, or null. Weed through some email logs and you'll see. I see some lists that have been emailing the same address for ten years and I always disconnect with a 550. That said, try Pegasus Mail. I find that it does almost anything.

    1. Re:Usefulness by nepka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well that's not entirely true. Spammers don't have infinite resources, and they value working email addresses. This is why they also clean up their lists or buy lists that are guaranteed to work. It makes their process much faster and more efficient. If they had infinite resources, they would be just spamming random email addresses.

    2. Re:Usefulness by MicroSlut · · Score: 2

      OP is concerned about automated lists not harvested lists. NDRs for spammers would create backscatter as the originating addresses are usually spoofed. Also, spammers DO spam random email addresses and they are using zombies so their resources are huge. I see terminated sessions in my logs everyday for addresses like a@, b@, c@, web@ user@, tech@, etc from zombified systems. Thankfully some ISPs egress filter destination port 25, even though I disagree on principal.

    3. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spammers value valid destination addresses, they don't value valid "FROM:" addresses. So it is not useful anyway.

    4. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also more and more mailservers respond with '250 user ok' or similar, for EVERY address both valid and invalid, this has led to spammers including web-bugs and similar content in their spam shots, just use a program like MailWasher, it does what you want, and it only views emails in plaintext, so no phoning home to a spam server in Russia or China to confirm addresses!

    5. Re:Usefulness by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      Yep. About the only time that spam was ever useful - to let me know that my newly installed mail server was configured correctly, since it would arrive sooner than I could send a test email.

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    6. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine always tried to get off of those with other 55x error codes. I cannot remember exactly, but I think it was the 253 name not allowed but it could have been one of the other ones.

    7. Re:Usefulness by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I think ISPs should filter 25 by default but let anyone enable it (with e.g. a phone call). The intersection between the people who want to run their own mail server and the people who get infected by spamming malware is probably {}.

    8. Re:Usefulness by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

      Agree with this suggestion, there is nothing wrong with a "Walled Garden" as long as you make it known that it's there and that it can be removed "at your own risk". IIRC you get the notification from most major ISPs, usually buried in their TOS or AUP but some make it easy to find in their FAQ (usually under "running servers" or some such); but getting them to turn it off may be a lot harder. I actually prefer a walled garden for the less technically inclined, I heartily recommend OpenDNS (especially FamilyShield if appropriate) and other tech that enables automatic and fairly unobtrusive coddling of the technology consumer.

      Of course any time I've ever had to interact directly with a mail server for a website (in public, not some of the shit I do for work) in the last 10 years or so has been on a hosted solution that provides access to their mail servers. Even with local LAMP/WAMP development you can usually get away with making sure your msgs are hitting the SMTP local server even if they aren't making it past the ISP. Anything more in depth with port 25 could be tested on the hosted server on a dev site.

      This being said, it is a slippery slope when ISPs decide to restrict certain ports, especially if there is no recourse. Rambling over, ended up with more to say on the subject than I originally thought. :P

      HEX

    9. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they would be just spamming random email addresses."

      what they are already doing!

    10. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they would be just spamming random email addresses."

      This is what they already doing!

    11. Re:Usefulness by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Most of honest-to-goodness spam comes from virus-infected computers, and is blasted out to huge email lists. Who do you suppose is going to receive the mail? The user whose mailbox was compromised? Do you suppose that spammers use real, monitored reply-to addresses? Do you suppose they even care enough to refine their lists, when they control 100,000 computers and can send out 25mil emails per day?

    12. Re:Usefulness by fearlezz · · Score: 1

      That may be true for some lists, but definitely not all.
      I'm running a confirmed opt-in list that sends out 40.000 mails every day. Every NDR is processed automatically and sets a flag. If an user gets 4 flags within 10 days, the email-adress is unsubscribed automatically.

      If legitimate lists have too much invalid addresses on them, the lists value decreases. It may even affect sending mail to the addresses that are still valid as spamfilters may think that my mailserver is just bruteforcing those addresses.

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    13. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, some spammers have caught on to the fact that most non-existent addresses don't bounce that bounces tend to indicate that a human bounced it. Soon, issuing a bounce will have the same effect as clicking on "click here to be removed from this mailing list".

    14. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they would be just spamming random email addresses"

      Ever looked at a mail server log? They actually do that (without success, though).

    15. Re:Usefulness by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      I own a domain and have catch-all addressing enabled, and believe me there are two things wrong with your comment:

      1. Spammers most certainly do spam random addresses; and
      2. Spammers almost invariably fake their return addresses (and a few years back someone used ones at my domain; I was getting 2000+ spams, bounces and flames per day)

      Legitimate marketers that spam people who forget to opt-out might clean up their address lists, but the (even) shadier ones certainly don't seem to.

    16. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they had infinite resources, they would be just spamming random email addresses.

      They are. If you have your own domain, look through the list of rejected messages. You'll find you have a whole load of shit from people trying random mailbox names at the domain. For example, I have received in the last 30 minutes messages destined for the following mailboxes at my domain:

      b25ae5ba
      juliette_lopez_2
      ueriesx
      ghurd
      g.mays
      cherry_campbellfv
      brewsterbrewster
      haney14
      brodgers19
      nasm.sours
      basedjules
      rodgersbrodgers19

      None of these are addresses I have used. Some of the appear to be random mutations of addresses I have used, but others are entirely unrelated to anything I have ever done with the domain, and I was the first person to own the domain in question, so it isn't a case of old mailbox names from a previous owner.

    17. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but whatever compromised machine the spammer is using to send spam with only note a bad address at the time of handshake.

      if you try and spoof a bounce, the spammer will never get it.

    18. Re:Usefulness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they don't spam random addresses then why do I get spam at firstnamelastname@gmail.com when I signed up for firstname.lastname@gmail.com and have only ever used the latter?

    19. Re:Usefulness by jon42689 · · Score: 1

      If they don't spam random addresses then why do I get spam at firstnamelastname@gmail.com when I signed up for firstname.lastname@gmail.com and have only ever used the latter?

      According to google, if you have one, you get the other automatically.

    20. Re:Usefulness by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Spammers don't have infinite resources

      Well does anyone? But you'd be amazed how careless you can get about using resources efficiently when the resources aren't yours to begin with. Most spam gets sent by compromised spambots, i.e. the resources used are stolen CPU cycles, stolen disk space and stolen bandwidth.

      If they had infinite resources, they would be just spamming random email addresses.

      Am I missing the sarcasm here? Spamming random email addresses is exactly what spammers do. Ask anyone with an email domain the amount of spam bounced addressed to email addresses that do not exist, and have never existed. They have been randomly generated simply on the oft chance.

  10. Check out Eudora by Rudolf · · Score: 3, Informative

    Eudora had this feature in the past, so you might want to look at it and see if it still does.

    http://eudora.com/

    It's apparently open source now, so if you could add this feature if it doesn't exist.

    1. Re:Check out Eudora by nepka · · Score: 2

      Eudora is actually just Thunderbird with an Eudora-like look now. It's sad really, I loved Eudora.

    2. Re:Check out Eudora by jittles · · Score: 1

      I still use Eudora 7... but 5 was my favorite.

    3. Re:Check out Eudora by inHaliburton · · Score: 1

      I'm using Eudora 7. What's wrong with it? MailWasher Pro, too.

    4. Re:Check out Eudora by Lime+Green+Bowler · · Score: 1

      I bought Eudora and loved it too... then Qualcomm changed. They started adding incremental features, considered them to be significant "upgrades" and began charging something like 50% of the purchase price for these minor revs.... which they also started rolling out rather regularly. That was my incentive to go to Thunderbird. I couldn't justify paying for features I had no interest in.
      This is the same thing Forte started doing with Agent. Adding minor features on a more regular basis and wanting money for them. In the case of Agent, they started to focus more on improving Email features which appeared to really be to be more of a directional shift of the product, and IMHO should have been busted out to be a separate product or an unlockable, Because all the while, the Usenet part of Agent didn't improve significantly.

  11. Thunderbird plugin by lorumaster · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Thunderbird plugin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That bounces an email to another recipient, making it look to recipient #2 that the message was sent directly to them (as opposed to looking like a forward). The OP is looking for a tool that will bounce the email back to the sender as if it had been undeliverable.

  12. script it by johnjones · · Score: 2

    yes... exactly, simply script it...
    why not just build it yourself and publish it...
    even outlook has scripting ability and hooks
    maybe this is what you need :
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/thunderbird/addon/mail-redirect/

    or you could add to it...

    regards

    John Jones

    1. Re:script it by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

      Allow to redirect (a.k.a. "bounce") mail messages to other recipients

      That's not what he needs. He wants to generate a "Recipient Not Found" rejection, not just forward it on with the same headers.

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  13. Re:Mail Washer by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 3, Informative

    While the spammy advertisement would normally warrant no attention, it does raise a point that is worth noting:

    Because the from address is invariably forged, you do nothing with a bounce. In fact, it's worse than nothing, because you create backscatter. I have suffered from backscatter and it is a pain - it just multiplies the spam problem. So, could I request that you just stop it!

  14. Mailwasher has a bounce feature by mombodog · · Score: 2

    Mailwasher has that feature, plus a few more. http://www.mailwasher.net/

    1. Re:Mailwasher has a bounce feature by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      yes, I use Mailwasher for donkeys years and it works great - its a little 'notifier' type app that sits in the taskbar and checks your email, you can delete or bounce, or mark as spam all in the little app, and only bother booting your real email client when you need to read more of the email than the top 25 lines, or need to view it in html.

      I don't even use my regular email client much anyway, i find i can deal with email happily in mailwasher. (and you can filter things like email list emails so they don't show up in MWP, if you get hundreds of them).

  15. You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Kmail may have offered a bounce function, but this would not get you off spam lists. Just about every spam message is not from the domain the sender in the envelope claims to be from. You are sending a pointless message to the domain being fraudulently used. E.g. you get a spam "from" mydomain.com, you bounce back, mydomain.com didn't actually send the message but now has to deal with your junk response.

    1. Re:You are wrong by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I read the question correctly, he's not talking about getting off of spam lists, he's talking about getting off of legitimate mailing lists that are annoying. It's a fine distinction, but you're talking about "spam" which is things like Viagra ads and others that are not legitimate, but are instead mailed from zombie/botnet computers and the like and are really illegal. He's talking about mailing lists owned or bought by companies and used to send completely legitimate emails to prospective customers; you can get on these when you give out your email address, or when you buy things online from various companies. You might only get emails from a company you bought from, or they may sell your email address and then you'll get emails from other companies you haven't bought from. Either way, it's actually legal AFAICT, until you opt-out. The problem is the opt-out process usually isn't that easy, by design. But these emails, to my knowledge, do in fact come from the proper domain; Sears, Walmart, etc. are not going to use botnets to send their email ads.

    2. Re:You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He never said a word about spam, Mr. I-Must-Show-Everyone-How-Clever-I-Am.

    3. Re:You are wrong by adolf · · Score: 1

      This.

      The question is not whether or not to bounce random unwanted mail, but how to bounce mail back to "mailing lists."

      When I see "mailing list," the first thing I think of is listserv and its cousins, not V ! 4 G R /\ spam.

      I used to use this feature in Pine on a shared FreeBSD box about 16 years ago, and would still find it useful on occasion if it existed commonly today.

    4. Re:You are wrong by mvdwege · · Score: 2

      If they want to get off a legitimate mailing list, they should read the documentation and use the unsubscribe feature.

      Bouncing mail and annoying people who run a legitimate service is antisocial at best.

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    5. Re:You are wrong by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Why should you have to spend a half-hour looking for some obscure way of getting off a mailing list, only to find it doesn't even work? Many mailing lists don't WANT you to get off it: it's advertising; why would an advertiser want to not advertise to someone when the cost to do so is zero?

      We're not talking about well-behaved mailing lists where you just send an "unsubscribe" command to listserv@somerandomlist.org and it's done. We're talking about junk email (you could call it spam) from corporations who want to tell you all about the big sale this weekend. There's nothing wrong with being antisocial to entities that are sociopathic in nature.

    6. Re:You are wrong by frisket · · Score: 1

      If I read the question correctly, he's not talking about getting off of spam lists, he's talking about getting off of legitimate mailing lists that are annoying.

      Which doing what he suggests won't achieve — at least, not immediately. LISTSERV, for example, normally takes note of a 550 unknown user, but only adds it to a monitoring list, because some users may be on flaky Exchange servers which sometimes just issue 550s when they have lost their little minds temporarily. After a configurable period or repeated 550s, the address is removed from the list; otherwise it stays. The action is configurable: I'm on one list which instantly drops me if my employer's mail server has the slightest problem (which happens even in the best-run services). I then have to go crawl to the owner and ask nicely to be let back on.

      I am, however, also on lists I joined for a specific purpose long ago, now long passed, but their supposed remove-yourself service never works, and I can see there might be a need for a reliable fake of an SMTP rejection.

    7. Re:You are wrong by fluffy99 · · Score: 2

      I had one such spam list that refused to remove me. The admin was s total dick and kept re-adding my email address every time I removed it. After going through this bit of getting re-added once a week and the list admin telling me to fuck off, I took a little more aggressive action. The listserv was so poorly setup, it let anyone add/remove subscriptions for any email address so I unsubbed everyone except the owner and subscribed the list's email address to itself. I finally got a response from the admin the next day, who accused me of mailbombing him and bitched that his list was subsequently black listed by several major ISPs. He couldn't prove I did it. I think he got exactly what he deserved.

    8. Re:You are wrong by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Why should I spent 15 minutes in a queue if I can save time by just pushing to the front?

      Answer: because that is what well-mannered civilised people do, and those kind of manners are necessary to get along without getting your face smashed in.

      Geez. Why do people on Slashdot insist on defending the most jerkish behaviour?

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    9. Re:You are wrong by adolf · · Score: 2

      Why do large corporations so often have a From addresses in their email which is specifically noted to not be monitored by humans under any circumstances?

      If the only useful purpose for those addresses is to bounce mail back at them, then what possible human harm or inconvenience could come from doing so?

      Geez, indeed.

  16. Bounce==Backscatter by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because the from address is invariably forged, you do nothing with a bounce. In fact, it's worse than nothing, because you create backscatter. I have suffered from backscatter and it is a pain - it just multiplies the spam problem. So, could I request that you just stop it!

    If you actually know the person who is sending you the email then you should try a more personal approach rather than a passive aggressive bounce.

    1. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      /lacks mod points, so just commenting "thank you".

      This is like taking all of your junk mail, writing "return to sender" on the outside, and shoving it in your neighbor's mailbox. Now it's wasted your time *and* your neighbor's time. Reject at the SMTP level with a proper spam filter, or just put the message in your own trash.

    2. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Agreed it's much better to accept the email or not rather than this spam folder or bounce email BS. To do either creates backstatter or makes the system unreliable. Mail clients doing spam filtering is asinine the spam is already delivered do it on the server the mail client can help by reporting spam back to the server so it learns. Better for the odd false positive to get a near instant response that it was not delivered.

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    3. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by flonker · · Score: 1

      Additionally real MTAs don't sent bounce messages anymore precisely because of the backscatter issue, and haven't for about ten years. (Of course there are always misconfigured systems.) Nobody will recognize the forged bounce as legitimate. So, sending a forged bounce will do nothing except annoy the poor sob who got Joe jobbed.

    4. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. The time to "bounce" mail ends when the first mail server (MTA, mail transfer agent) that is responsible for accepting mail to your domain has accepted the mail.

    5. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by lomedhi · · Score: 1

      More virtual mod points from me! This is the best advice.

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    6. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      Except the guy you're punching is the taxi driver who drove him to your location.

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    7. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1

      Not even that, it's some random guy that has absolutely no connection to the issue whatsoever. You are basically sending mail to whatever random email address (usually form a spammers address list itself) is in the from field which is about the easiest thing to forge. If anything, a bounce should go to the sending MTA which will handle these things gracefully. I have enjoyed backscatter and it is no fun.

    8. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I'm pretty sure I have got several legitimate bounces within the last few years. And I thought the obvious solution would be to keep a record of message-id's you have sent, and only accept bounces for those, instead of just ignoring all bounce messages.

    9. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by flonker · · Score: 1

      These days, legitimate bounce messages are from your own MTA rather than the recipient's MTA.

      If your MTA doesn't reject at the protocol level, but rather sends a bounce after processing, you will quickly end up on several DNSBLs. If you are on a DNSBL, you get rejected from a lot of MTAs. This is the kind of thing users notice and complain about.

      With that said, there are an awful lot of misconfigured systems out there, and MTA best practice changes quite rapidly.

    10. Re:Bounce==Backscatter by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Just adding my voice to the thanks - this happened to me a few years ago when someone used my domain in their faked From: address on their spam. At the height of the problem I was getting 2000+ spams, bounces and assorted other junk per day. (Sure, I could've switched off the catch-all addressing, but I was using it for legitimate purposes and would've switched off addresses I was actually using.)

  17. FYI: Redirect != Bounce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really those are different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_delivery_report

    Yours,

    ac

  18. alpine still supports it and runs on windows by unrtst · · Score: 3, Informative

    alpine is also truly free software now.

    FYI, alpine was pine. UW forked it, added a better build system, put it under a new license, released it as alpine, then discontinued development. The community has taken that and created the re-alpine project on sourceforge, where you can find the latest version. re-alpine

    Development continues, but isn't exactly what I'd call "active". But it's an ancient email client, and there's really not all that much that could be added. I still find it indispensable and use it constantly and I'm quite happy with it.

    You never said you needed a windows-like UI, so this qualifies for the request, but YMMV.

    1. Re:alpine still supports it and runs on windows by psmears · · Score: 1

      Are you sure Alpine supports it? It may be there, but it's not a feature I've come across. (I do know there's a feature in Alpine called "bounce", but that does something different — that's basically the same as "forward", only it sends the mail entirely unchanged (as if it came from the original sender straight to the forwardee)).

  19. Here's an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Since there hasn't been an "Ask Slashdot" that actually resulted in anything but a fucking e-penis flamefuckfest, how about you just eliminate the fucking thing altogether?

    1. Re:Here's an idea. by brusk · · Score: 1

      That sounds like an excellent question for Ask Slashdot...

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    2. Re:Here's an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since there hasn't been an "Ask Slashdot" that actually resulted in anything but a fucking e-penis flamefuckfest, how about you just eliminate the fucking thing altogether?

      Because people like you keep reading them.

    3. Re:Here's an idea. by 1s44c · · Score: 0

      Since there hasn't been an "Ask Slashdot" that actually resulted in anything but a fucking e-penis flamefuckfest, how about you just eliminate the fucking thing altogether?

      You mean there is more to slashdot than fucking e-penis flamefuckfests ?

  20. Don't do this. It's broken by Copperhamster · · Score: 1

    When you generate these faked bounces they are generated through your receiving mail server. Invariably, some of those bounces go back to spam trap email addresses that are used in forged headers, causing your ISP's mail server to be black listed.

    I have plugged in a customer 'milter' in our mail server to block this 'feature' from working. (bounces that the server doesn't create get routed to /dev/null.)

  21. Mailwasher by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Mailwasher does it. Can do it automatically so you won't even see it. But not free. http://tinyurl.com/6fprnb9

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    1. Re:Mailwasher by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

      Mailwasher works very well for me too (has done for years). But the auto-'bounce' is discouraged, being pointless for most spam senders and just adding traffic. Only really useful if there's a 'friend' or catalogue-company you really want to lose.

    2. Re:mailwasher by Sczi · · Score: 1

      Question: How does MailWasher work?

      Answer: MailWasher works directly with your email server, exactly like your email program does. But there is one important difference: you can tell MailWasher to delete a message at the server, without downloading it - or you can bounce an email back to the sender so that it looks as though your address is not valid.

      I haven't used it in years, but it seems to still work how I remember.

  22. Seriously, guy, Kmail has not done this for years by BlortHorc · · Score: 5, Informative

    At least since KDE 4, and from what I recall, maybe 3.4 or even 3.3, this feature was dropped.

    Your time to bitch about it? That would be thataway.

  23. Or use Thunderbird by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I just setup a mail template that essentially says "Undeliverable" and then setup a mail filter to auto-respond with that template if a certain person emailed me.

    The text of the message is:

    Your message to:{your email}
    Was undeliverable. No further diagnostics available.
    MTA-Intermail550

    That last part, my provider uses Intermail so I looked up it's error codes and just used the 550 message.

  24. This has legit uses for domain owners by weave · · Score: 3, Informative

    I own a domain of (for example) example.org that I have wildcarded to my INBOX. I get A LOT of all sorts of interesting misdirected emails meant for exampleinc.org and example.org.au including invoices, meeting confirmation messages, and frantic "why aren't you answering my email messages"

    In Mail.APP on the Mac I used to do a bounce and they'd see that they screwed up and stop. If I send a personal email explaining often people go ape shit and get paranoid wondering why I am reading their email. (Unfortunately Apple removed that functionality as well)

    So sometimes a more impersonal response IS better.

    ps, yeah, I know, I could fiddle with my MTA and have it refuse the repeat offenders.... and I do now. Not as convenient though.

    1. Re:This has legit uses for domain owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a similar situation where a lot of people somehow give my email address instead of their own. This happens about once every day or 2. The whole thing is unbelievably annoying! It's amazing the amount of "legit" companies out there that accept an email address without confirmation. If it's something personal or related to someone's work I'll usually reply with a quick "you have the wrong email address" response. Usually people are quite polite and thank me but not always. I still repeatedly get emails from companies telling me my "Chevy" is due a service, etc., etc.

      The most annoying occurrence was when someone signed up to AT&T Golden Pages with my address. No confirmation email sent from AT&T. They arrived every month. Just enough to be annoying but not enough to immediately filter them out. I tried to find an email address I could reply to and point out the mistake but I couldn't find one single email address on their site. I don't like in the US so there's not a chance in hell I'm ringing them. I'm probably still getting the emails but they go straight in the trash now.

      I'll be keeping an eye on this thread to see if there's any good recommendations. It'd be handy for all those "FW:FW:FW:LOL" emails that I couldn't be bothered replying to.

    2. Re:This has legit uses for domain owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bounce is still available in message menu in mail.app

  25. Email bounce........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mailwasher Pro used to do this too...http://www.mailwasher.net/frequently-asked-questions
    There is a free version and paid version..

    GOOD LUCK.

  26. Fastmail by Xenna · · Score: 1

    I doubt if it'll get you less spam, but manually bouncing mail is one of the many standard features of the Fastmail webclient. Runs on any platform that has a web browser.

    I use it occasionally to get rid of humans...

    1. Re:Fastmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt if it'll get you less spam, but manually bouncing mail is one of the many standard features of the Fastmail webclient. Runs on any platform that has a web browser.

      I use it occasionally to get rid of humans...

      Opera actually removed that feature, when they acquired Fastmail.. made me sad

    2. Re:Fastmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt if it'll get you less spam, but manually bouncing mail is one of the many standard features of the Fastmail webclient. Runs on any platform that has a web browser.

      I use it occasionally to get rid of humans...

      Not any more. They got rid of that feature a few years back.

    3. Re:Fastmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid we removed it a while back for reasons well described in the blog post about it.

      http://blog.fastmail.fm/2009/04/15/removal-of-bounce-feature-from-web-interface/

      Removal of "bounce" feature from web interface
      April 15, 2009 - Rob Mueller

      For a long time, FastMail has had a âoebounceâ action in the web interface. When applied to email(s), it would generate a standard looking âoebounceâ email back to the sender, making it look like the original email delivery had failed.

      This feature has now been removed from the web interface because it now causes many more problems than it solves.

      The problem is that when the feature was first created, most emails had valid âoeFromâ addresses. These days the âoeFromâ address on most unwanted emails are forged and random, so bouncing an email really just generates backscatter emails, which themselves are considered spam. So rather than stopping spam, the bounce feature actually just generates more spam to other people!

      On top of that, the bounces can cause our servers to be listed on IP blacklists. For instance, a user bouncing a large number of messages over a couple of days several months back caused most of our outgoing server IPs to be listed at http://www.backscatterer.org/. Having any of our outgoing server IPs listed on any RBL blacklist is a bad thing, because there are always systems out there using obscure RBLs like this (and worse, sometimes incorrectly configuring them to reject all email rather than just postmaster empty address bounce emails), which then means other users get emails theyâ(TM)re trying to send bounced, which is always bad.

      Although there are one or two cases where bouncing might be useful, theyâ(TM)re rare compared to what people are actually doing, and these days, itâ(TM)s much better to do the following actions:

      * For spam, just use the âoeReport spamâ action to help train your personal bayes database to better recognise spam in the future
      * For unwanted email repeatedly from the same sender, just go to Options -> Define Rules and create a discard rule to delete any future email from that sender

    4. Re:Fastmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't.

      It used to be, and it was useful, and then a couple of years ago they announced its removal because "a small number of users were misusing it".

      Do you actually use Fastmail? If you did, you'd probably have noticed that this feature is long since gone.

    5. Re:Fastmail by Xenna · · Score: 1

      I use Fastmail, but apparently I haven't used the bounce feature for quite a while. The backscatter argument for getting rid of it makes sense, though. Pity, because it was still useful *occaisionally* ;)

  27. Least effective method of reducing Spam possible by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

    Apple pulled this from Mail with Lion for that reason. Spammers don't really care if your email is real or not. At least not much.

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  28. Closing the gate after the horse has bolted? by aarggh · · Score: 1

    How does getting your email client trying to spoof a bounce, help when the upstream email server has ALREADY accepted the email as legitimate for delivery? As another user noted, your creating backscatter, and any email systems using basic SPAM filtering, will automatically drop the email from you.

  29. I use Mail Washer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mail Washer allows you to view messages while they are still on the server, and delete them without actually downloading the entire message. It does have the ability to send a "spoofed" bounce message. I use the free version: http://www.mailwasher.net/

  30. Unlimited cake AND sex Re:Can't have your cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A shitty but nice-looking car that's a death trap courting young "men" with dicks for brains on one side and on the other side a third-hand junkyard item?

    Next time your car analogy should include a simile for Linux (or other F/OSS OSes) and not two for Windows :)

    I'll suggest a Ferrari that's actually a nano-assembler and which will transform itself into a spaceship or highly experienced concubine at your whim.

    As an example never underestimate the power of the trivial: I was overjoyed when in a tricky situation I used the quick & dirty solution of sending one-way mail from an otherwise isolated, hardly configured, and minimal install OpenBSD box to my Google mail account simply using nothing but my invalid domain name/DNS entry/address on the OpenBSD box and 'mail -s "blabla" ******@gmail.com blablabla"'. Sure it goes straight to the spam folder (as it should) but anyone can fix that on the Google side of things. Such a trivial thing saved me oodles of time and work in that singular specific instance. Doubt I'll ever have to do it again but such trivial power reigns supreme.

  31. http://windows.kde.org/ by Hardolaf · · Score: 1

    You can just use kmail on windows...

  32. Bounce Spam by DERoss · · Score: 1

    I downloaded Bounce Spam quite a few years ago. I might have been still using Windows 95 at the time. I use it now with Windows XP. This is freeware by Albert Yale. A Google search on "Albert Yale" and "bounce" will result in several download sites.

    I do NOT use Bounce Spam for actual spam for two reasons. First of all, the From or Reply-to address in spam is often the address of some unfortunate innocent person; I do not want to flood such individuals with my faked bounce message. Then, my ISP has very effective anti-spam controls on its POP incoming E-mail server.

    I use Bounce Spam to return messages to foul individuals who are angry about what they read on my Web site. Those individuals do not realize they can disagree without being disagreeable. They are exceptionally disagreeable.

  33. probably won't work by MagicM · · Score: 1

    If you're counting on an automated process to handle your forged bounce, it probably won't work. In a strict sense, bounces sent with a non-empty Return-Path are incorrect and unless you're running your own SMTP server, you probably won't be able to send mail with an empty Return-Path header.

    If you're counting on a manual process to handle your forged bounce, I admire your faith in humanity.

  34. Just don't do it. by wkcole · · Score: 1

    The reasons this misfeature has become less common in MUA's over time are that it is fundamentally fraudulent and that it doesn't really work. Spammers who use their own working return path addresses are far more likely to have working unsubscribe mechanisms than they are to have working mechanisms for handling asynchronous bounce messages. That's because in many places (including the USA) unsub mechanisms are legally mandated, but bounce handling is not required and is an inherently hard problem. As a result, there are legally compliant spamming operations like Constant Contact that have fully functional unsub systems and that deal with standard 5xx responses to the RCPT command in SMTP properly, but which basically ignore asynchronous bounce messages and error responses at other points in SMTP.

  35. Re:Least effective method of reducing Spam possibl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would use that feature to get off of annoying coworkers/distant family members email lists.

    I dont know how they got my email address in the first place but they will damn sure forward everything they can to me.

  36. IncrediMail by JunkyardCat · · Score: 1

    Can't say the client doesn't have a nuisance factor but it does have a bounce function.

  37. Re:Seriously, guy, Kmail has not done this for yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this feature still exists in the trinity version of kmail

  38. Simplest methhod by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0

    Just attach your Windows machine to the internet. Someone will probably install this feature automatically for you, along with thousands of others. And you won't have to lift a finger. You will get automatic email processing software, beowulf features, anatomically correct photos, keyboard monitoring, credit card reporting, and thousands of other useful features. 5 minutes it all it takes.

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  39. Just use the force. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do what I do... It seems to work for the most part... I just wave my hand across the front of the monitor and say, "This is not the email you are looking for. You can go about your business. Move along now."

    I swear it really works. Pass along this advice to 10 friends and Bill Gates will give you an allowance commenurate with a percentage of some sort of whacky pyramid scheme that only works with MS Outlook, Outlook Express, or MS Mail.

  40. Why not report spam to spamcop.net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They track down the sending server and blacklist it.

  41. Silly idea by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    It won't get you off maillists. It will just generate backscatter spam.

    It's easy for someone who gets one of these fake bounces to tell it's not a real MTA generated bounce.

    This feature was removed from most mailers for a reason - it doesn't work.

  42. Cannot be done by allo · · Score: 1

    the e-mail headers will give away, that its not a real bounce. Then the spammers even know "ah, this e-mail address is active, somebody thinks its worth to send fake-bounce mail"

  43. What the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has this got to do with apple? Slashdot is going downhill. I'm outta here.

  44. Stupid idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is the bounce going to? Once the original piece of mail has been delivered to you, you might not have the envelope from address anymore, so you might use the From header? However , either from address could be forged and your bounce has just spammed some unsuspecting person unlucky enough to have the spammers use their email address as the from address in their mailings.

    Dont be an idiot. This functionality doesn't exist anymore for a reason.

  45. mailwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mailwasher does this quite nicely. it even integrates with spamcop.

    http://www.mailwasher.net/

    there is even a free (as in beer) version.

  46. Instead of faking a bounce... by GlennC · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't you just set up a client rule to mark the message as read and automatically delete it? That way, there's no potential of backscatter and you're not bothered by spam or unwanted forwarding. As I understand it, most mail clients are able to automate this process.

    This may not work for your particular application, and if this is the case you are free to disregard.

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  47. email bounce? no longer needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I resolved this by a different path. As noted, a rejection notice will not really help you with the spammers.
    What I did was to enable the Catch-All alias on my mail server so that you can send email to any address on my domain and I'll receive it. I never give out my actual mail box. When I do give out my email address, I tag it with the site I'm giving it to. For example, somedomain.com@example.com. Now, if I get stuff to that address promising me greater manhood, I can create a mail forwarder to send subsequent spam to their sales or support address, ie sales@somedomain.com. end of spam.

    Best part, I don't have to depend on the OS or email client features for it to work.

  48. Mailwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you never heard of Mailwasher???

  49. *sigh* by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Relays (MTAs) bounce/reject mail. Mail clients (MUAs), do not. You can't do this.

    If you want to, you must run your own mail server. Then it is trivial. I personally use MimeDefang for such things, but you can also do it directly from sendmail's configuration without resorting to miltering.

    If you don't have a clue about what I am talking about, then you need to just hire somebody to do what you want, because these are very basic mail concepts.

    http://en.kioskea.net/contents/courrier-electronique/fonctionnement-mta-mua.php3

  50. Re:Least effective method of reducing Spam possibl by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

    I just add them to a blacklist. It's a more permanent solution.

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    Skot Nelson music is my saviour / i was maimed by rock and roll
  51. Re:Least effective method of reducing Spam possibl by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

    which is to say: your method depends on a person receiving the response, noticing it, parsing it properly for your email address, and then remembering to delete it from their address book/list of remembered email addresses.

    which is to say that it doesn't really work.

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    Skot Nelson music is my saviour / i was maimed by rock and roll