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New submitter Chuckles08 writes "I'm about to complete the purchase of an electric scooter that is worth over $5,000. Since I'll be parking it on a college campus, it will be vulnerable to theft. I'd like to install some kind of tracking device on it but the solutions I've seen so far seem quite expensive. Are there any reasonably priced and effective solutions out there? Ideally, I'd like to be informed by text message if my scooter moves without my knowing. I'd like to then track the scooter's movements." And anything small enough to work for a scooter might be very useful for car owners, too.

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  1. Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    a "Made in the USA" sticker.

    1. Re:Easy! by jhoegl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it used to be that people complained about the quality of products made in the USA.

      The irony is, we cant do that anymore.

    2. Re:Easy! by Surt · · Score: 1

      Bleah. Most depressing post of the week to you sir.
      Sadly, also informative.

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    3. Re:Easy! by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      used to be? I still will not touch a Piece of Crap american made car. Although that in of it's self is not real. ford,GM and Chrysler cars are made in Canada and assembled in mexico. Part assemblies happen in the us from china made parts.

      Honda and Hundai actually are more of a "made in the USA" car than GM or Ford is. Plus they dont do stupid crap like GM.. route the MAIN wire harness out of the cabin right where all spray from the tire will hit so it will corrode out within 5 years. (Grand am 2000-2009, Buick Rondevus, Grand Prix) Or use crap gaskets from china and dexcool crap that eat each other and get water in the oil. (1998-2007 all Gm cars that had the 3400 engine)

      Both of the above MAJOR manufacturing/engineering flaws never had a recall.

      Yet the 2007 Honda civic I have, I just was sent a letter from honda stating I have a lifetime warranty on my engine for free replacement because some cars had engine blocks that may have a flaw, so to own up to it all honda civic sold from 2006-2007 have a unlimited mileage/ unlimite time warranty on them for engine block cracks or any failures due to this flaw. it will be replaced with a NEW engine.

      This is why I will never touch a Piece of crap american car again. The companies refuse to own up to flaws and make things right. BMW, Audi, Honda, subaru, mazda and even KIA have done this in the past. Admit to a problem and make it right to everyone that bought their cars. GM and Ford tell you, "sucks to be you!"

      So yes, American made typically means it's garbage.

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    4. Re:Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mention a legitimate problem with GM's 3400 engine, ignoring the oil sludge problem with Toyota's 3L V6, or the differential problems on the Titan. Perhaps it should be only Honda stands behind their products rather than a Foreign vs Domestic rant?

      Also, a V6 in a front-wheel-drive car is asking for trouble. Your Civic doesn't have that problem.

      On another note, it seems one has to judge based on the model, not the manufacturer. If I judged the manufactures based on my personal anecdotal evidence, it would be:
      1) GM has nearly flawless trucks, but can't build a front-drive car worth driving
      2) Ford builds awesome rear-wheel-drive big cars, aside from the plastic intake manifold on the 4.6L V8
      3) Lexus IS250 is in the shop every other month for a recall.
      4) Toyota tundra in the shop for transmission problems.

    5. Re:Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is one American auto brand that I would purchase from. I never thought I would say it, but Ford has come a very long way in the past several years. I know several people who love their Focus and one co-worker bought an Edge for his family. And from I can tell first hand, the build quality and interior are top notch for the basic package.

    6. Re:Easy! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      IAAM (I Am A Mechanic) and agree on cars. USians can do trucks, but that's different.

      The Dexcool situation should be a scandal and it's more than one engine...

      OTOH I've worked at a used car lot and even the most clueless dumbfucks have trouble killing Hondas unless they wreck them.

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    7. Re:Easy! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can't give away a french car.

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    8. Re:Easy! by iamhassi · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Easy! by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Those aren't design flaws, they're designed to fail so you have to buy parts/more cars. That's what happens when big money calls the shots. It's the reason America is spiraling down the toilet drain.

    10. Re:Easy! by Gription · · Score: 1

      English.

    11. Re:Easy! by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1

      Even easier : paint it pink and slap some My Little Pony stickers on it. Nobody will steal your ride.

    12. Re:Easy! by antdude · · Score: 1

      I have seen American cars get stolen. :(

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    13. Re:Easy! by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      You could give them enough food and water for twice their number and darwin probably would still dwindle it out. Maybe you should reread the paragraph before and highlight the key word that will be most important to that environment.

    14. Re:Easy! by hgri89 · · Score: 1

      Back in the days where a 1GB usb memory stick was realy expencive a friend of a friend of mine coloured his 1gb flash drive bab y shit yellow, no body touched it then, (people kept stealing his memory sticks prior to this)

    15. Re:Easy! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      OTOH I've worked at a used car lot and even the most clueless dumbfucks have trouble killing Hondas unless they wreck them.

      However if (when) they do manage it, fixing a Honda Civic costs a fortune. Even maintenance is a bit on the expensive side compared to similar cars (Toyota Yaris or Corolla). However a maintained, well driven Civic will easily run for 500,000 K's

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  2. You're buying a Segway, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It comes with a built-in alarm system.

  3. Simple by CtownNighrider · · Score: 1

    Automated turret

    1. Re:Simple by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Automated turret

      A propane flamer mounted underneath. Anyone tries to steal the thing gets his feet burned off.

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  4. It's called "Insurance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You won't find a cheaper way to cover the loss and there is no way to prevent it from being stolen for a reasonable amount of money. As it can be lifted into a truck, taken out and dismantled and any anti=theft system defeated before you can finish reading this response...

    1. Re:It's called "Insurance" by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with this. I always laugh at people wasting time installing 'the club' on their steering wheel. It jsut screams "Im desperate and have no means to recover from losses."

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    2. Re:It's called "Insurance" by ironjaw33 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I tend to agree with this. I always laugh at people wasting time installing 'the club' on their steering wheel. It jsut screams "Im desperate and have no means to recover from losses."

      It's not that it's impossible to dismantle such anti-theft systems but that the anti-theft systems provide enough incentive for the thieves to move on and steal the low hanging fruit. Given two identical cars parked next to each other, where one has a club and the other doesn't, which one will the thief steal?

    3. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I'm the thief, the one with the club. Just to prove a point, and to mess with the statistics.

    4. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I use "The Club" as icing on the cake combined with a hidden switch that turns off the PATS RFID antenna [1] and another switch for the fuel pump. If a thief gets past that, that is what insurance is for. But, they are going to fight for what they steal.

      I agree -- The Club can be defeated easily. But it forces a thief to have to deal with it, and time is their enemy

      [1]: The reason I turn off the PATS antenna is that for more sophisticated thieves, it will throw them off the scent, because all attempts they try at key cloning will not work. Of course, if that gets bypassed, the fuel pump switch ensures they won't go far.

    5. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Given two identical cars parked next to each other, where one has a club and the other doesn't, which one will the thief steal?

      The one with the club. It's easier to steal a car with a club than without, as it means the thief does not need to carry around a long pry bar to break the steering wheel lock, as the club will provide the necessary leverage once it has been cut apart with a small hacksaw blade.

      From: http://www.freakonomics.com/2010/06/08/what-car-thieves-think-of-the-club/

    6. Re:It's called "Insurance" by icebike · · Score: 2

      You won't find a cheaper way to cover the loss and there is no way to prevent it from being stolen for a reasonable amount of money. As it can be lifted into a truck, taken out and dismantled and any anti=theft system defeated before you can finish reading this response...

      If you can track it on the truck that would be good enough.
      Most thieves will not start tearing it down on site.

      A cheap add on smartphone with a minimal dataplan and a free find-my-phone app or child tracking app would report its last position.
      Permanently wired to the battery and hidden under a plastic part (seat) it would likely survive long enough to provide a location of the
      chop shop it was taken too.

      I rather suspect it is the casual thief might (as opposed to the professional) might never discover such an installation.

      That and learning where campus security cameras are focused should be cheaper than theft insurance.

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    7. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

      I use "The Club" as icing on the cake combined with a hidden switch that turns off the PATS RFID antenna [1] and another switch for the fuel pump. If a thief gets past that, that is what insurance is for. But, they are going to fight for what they steal.

      I agree -- The Club can be defeated easily. But it forces a thief to have to deal with it, and time is their enemy

      [1]: The reason I turn off the PATS antenna is that for more sophisticated thieves, it will throw them off the scent, because all attempts they try at key cloning will not work. Of course, if that gets bypassed, the fuel pump switch ensures they won't go far.

      Tow truck, shove into a cheap used metal shipping container, dismantle at your leisure - no tracking device will be able to get a signal through the steel walls.

      Dump the stripped frame and body, buy it at the insurance auction, get the pink slip, and put the engine, transaxle, wheels, seats, etc. back in an sell it.

      And yes, people DO do this. It's one reason insurance companies have begun crushing "strippers".

    8. Re:It's called "Insurance" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      In this case, I'm more inclined to pessimism than usual about the utility of technological anti-theft systems.

      A ~$5k electric scooter is a fairly atypical piece of kit. This isn't a generic "ISO standard bike for getting around campus" or "some massively popular compact car", either of which can disappear or turn into parts even in the hands of a complete n00b; but where getting GPS-tracked or otherwise running into an unexpected security system might discourage/catch a low end opportunistic operator.

      If you are going to be stealing something as relatively unusual as a $5,000 light nerdmobile, you are either curious and joyriding(in which case the system will turn up within one charge-length of where it was stolen; but in god knows what condition, hope you have insurance), or because you have some definite plan in mind(most likely transporting the whole thing well away from the market in which it was stolen for use or resale, or breaking it up for the probably rather pricey battery and components). Anybody who tries to flip it on craigslist or something similarly low-rent is going to discover pretty quickly that the sheer oddity of the vehicle will make that difficult.

      Because of the sheer inconvenience of having stuff stolen, I certainly wouldn't leave it less locked than the other bikes and stuff near it; but I'd be very much inclined to make any security investment beyond the basics in the form of insurance, rather than technology...

    9. Re:It's called "Insurance" by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      I came here to say the same thing.

      A tracking system is going to be spendy and probably useless. Do you really think the cops are going to make recovering your scooter a high priority? Do you really think you're going to go all Internet Tough Guy and break into someone's garage to get it back? (Remember, you just admitted to being a Scooter Guy so we all know that won't happen.)

      Just insure it against theft. If it gets stolen, you should have the money for a replacement within a week. The deductible will be less than what you would have spent on your tracking system.

    10. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Richy_T · · Score: 4, Funny

      Marriage?

    11. Re:It's called "Insurance" by taskiss · · Score: 1

      You won't need a data plan, just have it attach to every free wi-fi net it can and check a mail account for a message like "where are you?", and when it sees that, reply with gps coordinates.

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    12. Re:It's called "Insurance" by MagicM · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're going to do that, just leave the car and steal the club.

    13. Re:It's called "Insurance" by j-beda · · Score: 3, Informative

      Boy, that's a lot of work though. One would think that if people applied this amount of initiative and ingenuity into something legal they could make almost as much money a similar amount of effort and much less risk.

    14. Re:It's called "Insurance" by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Brittle enough to break? Hmm... well, butane will only get you down to zero. Cold, but not cold enough. Below that.... ah! Is it that freezing spray used for removing warts? The stuff that'll leave a perminant scar if you don't do it right? That'll get very, very cold.

    15. Re:It's called "Insurance" by phrostie · · Score: 1

      +2 funny

      ROTFL

    16. Re:It's called "Insurance" by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      It's possible to break the club in under 30 seconds (seen it done in under 10) using a relatively inexpensive item that will fit into oversize pockets, and has so many other legal uses you can buy it in various stores.

      I'm not telling, but if you do a little research, I bet you can find out. Hint, make the lock tumblers cold and brittle.

      No need to break the club itself. It's faster to just cut the steering wheel. Takes about 20 seconds with a hacksaw blade that fits nicely into your pocket. Versus a few minutes spraying freon into the club and swinging a hammer.

    17. Re:It's called "Insurance" by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      You won't need a data plan, just have it attach to every free wi-fi net it can and check a mail account for a message like "where are you?", and when it sees that, reply with gps coordinates.

      I looked into the find-my-android type of apps for both ipod and android. They all depend on SMS texts for their communications and won't use wi-fi. If you phone is subscribed to some service that records the IP (ddns,org, or maybe a web server you own) that the IP info might be traceable.

    18. Re:It's called "Insurance" by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      insurance only pays the blue book value of the vehicle, look it up, your car is worth a lot less than you think. there's no way I can find a replacement for my car at the current blue book value.

      So you get the rider for replacement value.

    19. Re:It's called "Insurance" by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      It's not that it's impossible to dismantle such anti-theft systems but that the anti-theft systems provide enough incentive for the thieves to move on and steal the low hanging fruit. Given two identical cars parked next to each other, where one has a club and the other doesn't, which one will the thief steal?

      Depends on the car... which one's in better condition, and is more likely to have more saleable parts? A good car thief is going to have all the tools he needs to remove the steering wheel, club and all, within a minute or two, and the club itself won't actually serve as much of a discouragement.

      If you want to prevent somebody from stealing your car, get a car that's harder to steal. Subaru, for example, has a very good reputation for not getting stolen, because even back in the 1980's, they were designing the locks in the doors to be hard to jimmy... try to take out an AA membership when you have a Subaru, and they'll tell you that it doesn't cover locking your keys in the car, because they can't guarantee they'll be able to break into your car to get the keys out.

      And failing that, more recent cars have transponders in the keys which are tied to immobilizers. My current car is damned near unstealable, because it has such a transponder that is tied to an engine electrics immobilizer, a fuel line cutoff, and a brake lock. If you want to steal my car, you're going to need a flatbed. In response to the originally asked question, I know it's going to be student transportation, but these kinds of immobilizers do exist for scooters as well... have you considered shopping around for a scooter that has this kind of immobilizer? It won't stop somebody from just walking off with it if they're strong enough, but I think this is really a solution in search of a problem....

    20. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      I think if you got a pay-as-you-go phone plan with SMS, you could SMS the device when it's gone missing and it could reply with gps coordinates in response. Then you don't have to pay the monthly nut for data plan service? Not sure how pay-as-you-go works, but I think the minutes/service expires every few months but still cheaper than a monthly data plan..

      That said, for a $5k bike, I wonder if theft insurance (not accident insurance/injury, which is much more expensive) would be cheaper than either of these on a monthly basis.

    21. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      In addition to this the club signals that the car lacks an alarm.

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    22. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tgd · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a club on anything but a total piece of shit that no one would steal, anyway.

      Although I had a coworker who used one so her kid couldn't drive the car.

    23. Re:It's called "Insurance" by couchslug · · Score: 2

      "If you're going to do that, just leave the car and steal the club."

      Tools for recovery folks to snap clubs are quite simple, fast to operate, and have been available for years:

      http://www.clubbuster.com/cb_directions.htm

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    24. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Stormthirst · · Score: 2

      Better yet - steal the club and fit it to the other otherwise identical car.

    25. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Containers are $2k - stick a ramp in it to give two of the strippers room to get under the car quickly while everyone else works beside, inside, or on top, roll the car in, and get to work.

      6 guys can strip a car bare in well under 2 minutes - including the power train - a lot quicker than the demos you see on the net with 3 body shop employees working without all the right stuff, like a pair of torches for the 2 guys to go underneath cutting through the exhaust, mounting bolts, etc., and a rail-mounted chain hoist overhead.

      2 minutes, the car is stripped of everything, including the windshield, instrument cluster, steering column, seats, engine, transmission, rad, gas tank, quarter panels, doors, hood, trunk lid, bumpers, lights, battery, then they roll the frame back on the street, the wheels are finally popped off if the rims and tires are "interesting", and they're driving to the next one.

      I guess you never saw the video where a gang in a truck with a chain hoist, compressor, and air guns stripped a car of the engine, doors, hood, trunk, and seats in 30 seconds right in the street.

      Remember

    26. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I use "The Club" as icing on the cake combined with a hidden switch that turns off the PATS RFID antenna [1] and another switch for the fuel pump. If a thief gets past that, that is what insurance is for. But, they are going to fight for what they steal.

      I agree -- The Club can be defeated easily. But it forces a thief to have to deal with it, and time is their enemy

      [1]: The reason I turn off the PATS antenna is that for more sophisticated thieves, it will throw them off the scent, because all attempts they try at key cloning will not work. Of course, if that gets bypassed, the fuel pump switch ensures they won't go far.

      Tow truck, shove into a cheap used metal shipping container, dismantle at your leisure - no tracking device will be able to get a signal through the steel walls.

      Dump the stripped frame and body, buy it at the insurance auction, get the pink slip, and put the engine, transaxle, wheels, seats, etc. back in an sell it.

      And yes, people DO do this. It's one reason insurance companies have begun crushing "strippers".

      I liked the "icy-bathtub kidney thief" one better.

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    27. Re:It's called "Insurance" by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      You won't find a cheaper way to cover the loss and there is no way to prevent it from being stolen for a reasonable amount of money. As it can be lifted into a truck, taken out and dismantled and any anti=theft system defeated before you can finish reading this response...

      This is one of a dozen or so posts here categorically suggesting insurance...

      Why assume insurance covering replacement due to theft of a $5K scooter to be used on a college campus, that could be tossed in a pickup by one person, is automatically going to be a good deal, for someone of average college attending age? You are also assuming the thing isn't financed because otherwise this insurance would be a given. I'm a not a rocket scientist, but I was under the impression that things you can afford to buy out of pocket are not the smartest things to buy comprehensive insurance policies on.

      Anyone care to give ballpark quotes with deductibles for similar things and situations? It's pretty stupid to flat out recommend insurance for anything without getting actual quotes - AND various anti-theft and recovery systems will get you lower premiums. All of this needs to be weighed against the risk and other factors like is this your only method of transportation, does your wellbeing depend on having a scooter, etc, vs. price of replacing it yourself to know if it's a good investment.

      What are your sources for insurance costs? Simply "insurance" is not a helpful tip.

    28. Re:It's called "Insurance" by pitterpatter · · Score: 1

      It's like putting up a stop sign and expecting dogs to pay attention to it.

      More like putting up a "deer crossing" sign where you want the deer to cross.

    29. Re:It's called "Insurance" by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Then you've got a bunch of parts that were cut out and not so easy to fit back into the car afterward as was originally stated. But even without that, how many hours does it take to lug that stuff around, and find buyers for it and collect money from them, etc, etc. I suspect like much of the drug trade, most of the "workers" end up making not much better than minimum wage.

      Planning and executing a "2 minute strip" has got to take more than a few hours, and disposing of the stuff/turning that into cash takes a bunch of time and effort too. Being and "independent businessman" takes a lot of work maintaining existing clients and finding new ones and competing with newcomers who undercut your prices - this is even more difficult when operating illegally. Few of these folk are not being supported by girlfriends or family members - fewer still have a stable enough income to purchase a home or other long-term financial expense.

    30. Re:It's called "Insurance" by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      That is because the cars that are not total pieces of shit have immobilizers.

    31. Re:It's called "Insurance" by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      What year is this? most (if not all) of these parts have VINs on them now, plus, who would buy an after market gas tank?

    32. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Yes, I saw that same episode of law and order with the youth leaders teaching the young bicycle ideas about "Stoic" manhood. The whole thing was very much about how boys become men in grease.

      The trick works badly, and is likely to spill liquid nitrogen or shatter metal shards where you do *not* want them.

    33. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      First, there's no competition - biker gangs take care of that. A lot of this is stolen to order - someone needs a whole front end and engine, so a car gets grabbed, and whatever's left over gets fenced - and there are LOTS of buyers. People who want to profit from their insurance claim or not pay a high deductible, and lots of small body shops that know who to call.

    34. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      So what? Someone looking to save big bux on a used engine and transmission isn't going to look too closely. Also, that wouldn't be an aftermarket gas tank - it would be OEM, complete with the pump and float. Someone whose car was rear-ended is going to want that gas tank, along with the rear quarter panels, bumper, rear windshield, trunk lid, rear lights, etc. Bonus if the "new" parts are already the right color.

    35. Re:It's called "Insurance" by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Oh, I am not saying that there is not a lot of business - rather I am claiming that it is not a whole lot easier than "legitimate" work, and that it doesn't pay a whole lot more either.

    36. Re:It's called "Insurance" by u38cg · · Score: 1

      The one with the club. They provide a handy lever to break the steering lock with.

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    37. Re:It's called "Insurance" by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Any law enforcement officer will tell you that successful criminals are generally well-organised, driven individuals that could probably achieve far more in the legal sector than the illegal. The problem is how to get them there.

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    38. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The real work is finding the vehicles - which is why they'll work with car dealership employees to get a print-out of recent sales. They nailed 2 guys at one used-car auction house here with several hundred copies of keys, along with the list of names and addresses, makes and models, and where they worked (from the credit application) for all the sales for the year.

      That makes it really easy ... just find it parked at their job, drive it away with the spare key, and they won't even know it's gone for hours ...

      They couldn't prove that the auction house owner was in on it - but he does have a criminal record, and it sure stinks to you-know-what.

      Most theft is an inside job.

      I know one guy (We'll call him "Ernie", because that's his name) who was sweet-talked into buying a new car by the saleswoman at a Chrysler dealership, and 2 weeks later, it was gone. So, after the insurance paid, he bought another one from the same place. A month later, same thing. The insurance company wasn't happy about it, paid him and told him to go elsewhere in the future.

      Well, stupid is as stupid does (he was going through a divorce, and obviously thinking with his dick) - he went back to the same place a 3rd time, bought another car from the same saleswoman, had it insured with the "insurer of last recourse" - for liability only, since he could no longer get theft insurance because nobody would touch him ... and sure enough, it was stolen a month later.

      One of those "more money than brains" things, I guess. At least, that's what we all told ourselves.

    39. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tgd · · Score: 1

      Immobilizers don't do anything except deter a kid taking a car on a joyride. They're trivial to bypass quickly.

    40. Re:It's called "Insurance" by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      This is the car equivalent of "it's photoshopped, I see it in the pixels." Look at the most stolen car list only two have immobilizers (and I'm guessing those two are flawed). The other eight have been on the list forever. Why aren't newer cars on the list? They are harder to take.

      Why my car (on the list) was stolen the insurance company said, they usually wait 1 month before writing a check, but that in the case of this car its only chopped so they waived this waiting period. So this is not joy riding.

    41. Re:It's called "Insurance" by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Logic, first it is flawed, then it is my friend... I can't keep up with it. You see why we have such a strained relationship, no?

    42. Re:It's called "Insurance" by tgd · · Score: 1

      Older cars are more valuable for parts, and tend to be owned by people in worse neighborhoods. That's why you see that bias.

      Bypassing an immobilizer is trivial only takes a few seconds with the alarm going off, and only impacts kids looking for joyrides or methheads looking for some quick cash. You can avoid them by being smart about where you park.

      Pro thieves aren't even slowed down by them. If they don't have a towtruck, they'll do things like carry spare ECUs with the immobilizer code removed, and swap ECUs on the car before driving off.

      Can you maybe inconvenience a thief more than your vehicle is worth? Perhaps, but the odds are your car wasn't that valuable to begin with. Can you inconvenience a theif more than the car parked next to you? The club will do that, an immobilizer won't - the thief will already trash your car before they realize its an issue.

      Your best bet is a) insurance and b) hoping you never see it again.

    43. Re:It's called "Insurance" by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      LoJack gives no discount with Nationwide. I wasn't aware of this when I got it with my car, but peace of mind is there at least.

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    44. Re:It's called "Insurance" by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      "Older cars are more valuable for parts" then you would expect a standing wave with "age x" Hondas and Toyotas being the most popular but it has been stuck at the pre-immobolizer cars for a long time. Having driven a number of these Hondas and Toyotas, there is little joy in driving them.

      A certified mechanic takes about 1/2 hour to install an immobilizer unit in my car. Obviously there are some shortcuts (i.e. why unscrew what you can rip out) but if a thief wants to bring $1000 in equipment to my car (necessary immobilizer parts plus programing unit), they will probably want their stuff to work after they have taken the car and so will have to take some care. Some steps also require waiting a minute--not a fun thing to do while sitting in a car you are trying to take.

      At that point, I'd rather just crack the hood, disconnect the alarm from the "whooper" and tow it.

      Look, cops in my area said carjackings are the best way to steel a car now because of immobilizers, and since they know the crime stats, I'm going to have to go with them.

  5. choose pink by GreatDrok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Noone is going to steal a pink electric scooter. Maybe put some flower stickers on it.

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    1. Re:choose pink by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      There are more Rollergirls out there than you think.

    2. Re:choose pink by meerling · · Score: 1

      hmmm.... maybe pink skulls and actual rabbit entrails hanging on the back, that should dissuade anyone from wanting it, including the unfortunate owner. :)

    3. Re:choose pink by hawk · · Score: 1

      Um, what about that would be out of place at a roller derby? Sounds like roller-bait, actually.

      hawk

  6. No good for car by oldhack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your car was stolen, you don't want it back. Trust me.

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    1. Re:No good for car by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      As with most things, it depends. My parents' Neon was stolen in '98 and taken for a joyride, but otherwise left intact and unmolested except the ignition had to be replaced, and we used it another 10 years afterwards. My brother's car was also stolen, but after being recovered it was fine until he sold it.

      Don't know how "creative" the thieves were who stole your car, but it certainly doesn't apply to thefts everywhere.

    2. Re:No good for car by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I got a car back (a car so likely to be stripped that the insurance company waived the usual 1 month waiting period in favor of 1 week) and the worst thing that happened to it (aside from the ignition being removed) is that they got a photo enforcement ticket and had to contest it without guidance on how much evidence I needed. They weren't even going that fast, I think 30 in a 25 or something.

  7. Buy a dog. by apparently · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is a known fact that burglars skip over houses that have dogs in them in favor of houses without dogs. The same should hold for your scooter. As an added benefit, if you pick the right breed, the coolness of the dog will balance-out the total uncoolness of the scooter and you might still have a chance at getting laid.

    1. Re:Buy a dog. by Unoriginal+Nick · · Score: 1

      A dog won't help much when parking on a college campus.

    2. Re:Buy a dog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unless they steal the dog too.

    3. Re:Buy a dog. by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

      Claim it's a seeing eye dog and therefore you should be allowed to park in handicapped spaces!

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    4. Re:Buy a dog. by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Obligatory National Lampoon's Vacation scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LrFEbxWzXI

    5. Re:Buy a dog. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "coolness of the dog will balance-out the total uncoolness of the scooter and you might still have a chance at getting laid."

      There's always the "peanut butter" alternative. It's YOUR dog.

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  8. lojack by hedwards · · Score: 5, Informative

    Chances are that the insurance company will pick up a significant portion of the tab to have the vehicle lojaced. I was looking into it when I was going to buy a motorcycle and the cost after insurance company rebate and discount makes it quite inexpensive. Plus they have a good record for recovery and ever car that's lojaced increases the likelihood that a vehicle thief is going to be caught red handed and sent to prison.

    1. Re:lojack by JoeMerchant · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have used LoJack on my car for about 15 years now. One benefit of LoJack is that there is no recurring fee (other than battery check / replacement), and it is supported by most law enforcement agencies.

      The disadvantage of LoJack for something like $400 vs a DIY thing for $200ish (all told after you pay for EVERYTHING related to it) is that you can't play with it and do your own location of your scooter when it isn't really stolen.

      If you value the play factor, you might consider getting one of the GPS kid tracking cell phones, but monthly fees will get you up to over $400 before you finish 4 years of school, even for the cheapest of cell phones.

      If you want to go full nerd on it, you can get a HAM foxhunt type solution with or without GPS. If you're honest about what you spend on such a setup, you'll be far above the cost of a LoJack which is essentially the fox transmitter, with the local Police picking up the tab on the hound locator/receiver for you.

    2. Re:lojack by formfeed · · Score: 1

      If you value the play factor, you might consider getting one of the GPS kid tracking cell phones, but monthly fees will get you up to over $400 before you finish 4 years of school, even for the cheapest of cell phones.

      Put in a European sim card. With roaming fees it is probably a couple $ per call, but you only need it when the scooter gets stolen. And a $20 card is good for a year.

    3. Re:lojack by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Might want to checkout the lojack site again and update that price. Min is $700 and looks like $1,000 is not uncommon.

    4. Re:lojack by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

      OP mentioned discounts and rebates from insurance, which he had presumably factored in.

  9. you could build something for $130 by craftycoder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Building one for $130 would be easy enough. You would have to pay a monthly for cell service though.
    An Arduino, a voltage regulator, a GPS module, and a GSM module would be the essential parts. Stick them in a weatherproof enclosure and conceal it on the scoot. You would be good to go. You would need to write a little code to get it to squawk its location to a webserver somewhere so in case it was stolen you'd know where it was hiding. I'm not sure how much the retail version are but I'd bet they are similarly priced. Economies of scale are a bitch.

    1. Re:you could build something for $130 by Stevecrox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wouldn't it be simpler to get an old Symbian phone and write an app?

      A Nokia N95 has GPS and it very low power compared to modern phones (week between charges), you get a cigarette charger hooked up to the battery to keep it charged and then write an application that listens for text messages. Upon recent of the text message he phone would text/email it's number. Then all you would need is a water proof case and a pay as you go sim card.

      A quick check on ebay shows them going for £40. I'm getting a Honda CBR 600 RR next week I might do this.

    2. Re:you could build something for $130 by Zadaz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there is really nowhere to conceal anything on an electric bike.

      If you're spending $5K on the bike spend another $200 on a very good bike lock and use it. The current crop of electric bikes are hilariously ugly and heavy. No one is going to steal one on a lark, and you're not going to be able to stop a professional thief with a lojack.

    3. Re:you could build something for $130 by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I imagine GPS and GSM modules for the Arduino will run you more than $130.

      It would probably be cheaper to use an Android phone. The Neo Freerunner is very hackable, but has poor battery life. I'm sure you can find a better one. Just add a prepaid cell plan for around $10/mo.

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    4. Re:you could build something for $130 by icebike · · Score: 1

      If you can add a phone to your cell plan and pay cell service, why in hell would you want to build something?
      The phone companies will GIVE you an entry level smart phone and there is an APP for that.

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    5. Re:you could build something for $130 by Zeussy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be simpler to get an old Android phone and use google Latitude? It seems you can get old Hero's for around $80, create a google account, install Latitude, add your Bike/Car as a friend to your android phone and your done. Buy a cheap 12v cigarette lighter to usb converter, take it apart and plumb that into the wiring of the bike/car to keep the phone charged. Find somewhere to hide/stash it with good clear access to the sky (so under/inside some plastic trim). Still need to pay for each month for a data connection, or in here Australia there as prepaid mobile internet plans that allow you to buy 1 gig of data that lasts for a year for $15.

    6. Re:you could build something for $130 by billstewart · · Score: 1

      From Sparkfun.com you can get a GPS module for $40 and a quad-band GPS shield for $60, add $20-40 for Arduino/clones (or $10 for home-brew on the perfboard you were going to need to mount the GPS anyway.) You can do it under budget if you want, or everything from prefab for $150 with no trouble. But it's still going to cost a bit more than buying a used iPhone 3G (or an iPhone 1, if cellphone triangulation's good enough instead of GPS), and that'll cost more than buying some other used cellphones that have GPS and Java.

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    7. Re:you could build something for $130 by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      I was considering power draw and size, if your dealing with an electric scooter an old android phone is going to have an affect on the battery life. A windows Mobile 5/6 phone might not be too bad...

      Your right that something like google latitude/foursquare/facebook would be simpler (and you an get it on the N95, 5300, 5800, etc...) the problem is data plans. In the UK Pay as you Go offer either 500Mb free a month if you top up by at least £10 a month or £1 for 25Mb (valid for a day). I'd rather put £10 on a card and have the device start streaming its position once a minute when I ask it to.

    8. Re:you could build something for $130 by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      And there are plenty of examples already out there for inspiration. Here's a setup that one guy did for his scooter that has all the tracking features you need (and plenty that you don't, however that big touchscreen is nice) http://www.janspace.com/b2evolution/arduino.php/2010/06/26/scooterputer

    9. Re:you could build something for $130 by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      In the UK Pay as you Go offer either 500Mb free a month if you top up by at least £10 a month or £1 for 25Mb (valid for a day). I'd rather put £10 on a card and have the device start streaming its position once a minute when I ask it to.

      Use GiffGaff (they're on the O2 network). Up to 20MB per day, it costs 20p so that should keep costs down.

    10. Re:you could build something for $130 by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Verizon (and I would guess most of the big phone plans) has a parent/child thing that'll run on any phone with a gps, doesn't need to be smartphone, where the parent can see where the child is at any time, and get alerts when the child leaves a certain area, etc. Always thought that the smart thing to do would be to set my old phone to child status when it got obsolete instead of dropping it, then add a new phone, wire the old phone up to the car (or scooter) electrical, and stuff it behind the dash somewhere.

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  10. GPS Tracker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Instamapper provides a tutorial for a pretty cheap tracking option. It is basically free, except for the hardware cost ($35 or so) and the data cost (10/month so so). You may need to worry about weather-proofing but that could probably be taken care of with a zip lock bag. Check it out, this may be exactly what you are looking for.

    http://www.instamapper.com/diy.html

  11. Tracking on the cheap by ldm · · Score: 4, Informative

    Find a Xexun TK-102 on ebay, they will report back their position via the mobile network (you supply a SIM card, and can send it a request for the current position, it will text you back). You can get large extended battery packs too, or you could wire it into the bike's power. They work well enough for us to track drivers at work. Just make sure you get a genuine Xexun one, the others are less reliable and tend to lie about their position, in my case being offset by about 4 miles. There are separate car sized ones, but I have not used them.

  12. viper alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    get a viper alarm. you can get them for motorcycles, which is essentially the same thing as a moped or scooter regarding theft. it will alarm if the bike moves off it's kick stand, upright, or moves a distance. it will alarm on the bike and alert you via a keychain device that tells you whats up. you can turn it on and off with the remote as well. look to spend 300 for this. too much for you? then dont own a 5000$ bike that two people can pick up and put in a truck.

    1. Re:viper alarm by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and they are junk. Viper bike alarms are easy to defeat. I saw one disabled in a sportbike in 30 seconds at a motorcycle rally.

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  13. GPS/Cellular by PPH · · Score: 1

    There are GPS trackers that incorporate a GPRS (or similar) uploading function. Some of these are smaller than a pack of cigarettes and contain a backup battery (in case the thief figures that disconnecting the primary battery will disable any alarm).

    These will report in continuously (any time the tracker changes location), so you'll have to either turn it off or filter the messages in the event of authorized use.

    The down side is that you will have to pay for a wireless plan that supports this minimal communications.

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  14. Child GPS locator by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about one of the GPS kid locators? I despise them for tracking your kid, but for your scoot? Maybe. I've seen some for $200 or so. Mount it on the bike somewhere hidden...reports back to your smartphone.

  15. dealextreme comes to rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    less than 30 euro
    http://www.dealextreme.com/p/gsm-realtime-anti-theft-vehicle-tracker-81881

    the downside: chineese documentation

    1. Re:dealextreme comes to rescue by kingturkey · · Score: 1

      DealExtreme have quite a few options to choose from. You put a SIM card in them with a data plan and they send their GPS location to an IP address of your choosing at a set interval.

      For personal use you can point the device to the servers at http://gps-trace.com/. They can show you the real time location and history on Google Maps, you can set up a geofence alert (tells you when the device leaves certain boundaries), etc.

      One member created an Android app to make configuration easier for a particular model (TLT-2H), so you can avoid the Chinglish manual. (Set up is done by sending SMSes to the device in a particular format, the app automatically produces the SMSes for you with the defined parameters.

  16. Garmin GTU-10 by pem · · Score: 5, Informative
    I have two, on things I don't want to get lost.

    Garmin has two plans. The simple one lets you draw virtual fences around where it's OK for the thing to be, and alerts you when it leaves the area, and also lets you poll for location at any time.

    The more full-featured plan (basically $10/month) also will automagically poll and keep history, so you at least know where the thing was when the thieves realized that it had a GPS tracker on it and ripped the thing off.

    I built a little 12v -> 5v converter for the one of these I have on a device that has a battery, and hooked it in permanently, so every time the main device is switched on, the GPS's battery gets recharged.

  17. Let the feds do it by mrbester · · Score: 5, Funny

    Become a person of interest to the FBI and they'll track you with their superior equipment free of charge.

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  18. FBI by codegen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get yourself on the terrorist watch list. The FBI will install one free of charge.

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  19. APRS by Nethead · · Score: 2

    Get a ham license, an old 2m handheld and a GPS puck.

    http://www.aprs.org/

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    1. Re:APRS by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1, Interesting

      APRS is great.

      Tells everyone instantly where your car full of juicy expensive ham gear is parked, what route you normally drive, what time you leave and come home, where you shop, where your friends and relatives live, which drugstore you use, where your kids go to school, which church you attend, etc.. Even better if your spouse is also a ham and unknowingly rides around with a radio actively spewing APRS all the time. Now the whole family is tracked!

      With really good APRS data and a little time to sit back and watch, you can know nearly everything about a person except what he flushes down the toilet -well, you may know where he ate it, though.

      APRS makes it easy for anyone to know the sort of information LE is not allowed to know without a good warrant. And it's free and out there, thanks to all the APRS dudes who want the entire world to know where they are at every moment.

      Thanks, guys. I love you all.

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    2. Re:APRS by Nethead · · Score: 1

      So you say crowdsourcing his scooter watching is a bad thing? You just have to spin it right.

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    3. Re:APRS by dubner · · Score: 1

      It's even easier than that. There are fairly inexpensive turn-key solutions for the "appliance operator" ham.

      http://www.byonics.com/mt-rtg

      or Duck-Duck-Go the Yaesu VX-8GR radio.

      A ham license is a requirement but it can be done by rote learning in one day. There is no Morse code requirement for an entry-level license. It's nothing like old-time ham radio and the typical newbie who gets a license just for APRS can't even tell me his callsign without looking on his paperwork :-(

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  20. Prioritise proven law enforcement credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unfortunately that may collide with the goal of low-cost.

    There's been plenty of reports about people using their home-made tracking systems and getting zero interest from the police. You should go for one that has proven to have credibility with the police (which basically means a brand name and existing relationship that the company has invested in to build).

    Alternatively, if you go for a home-made one, it might work because a scooter is big enough not to hide easily. In that case if it's ever stolen you should NOT call up the police and say you have a homemade tracking device - rather just track it down yourself, and when you see it parked somewhere, call up the police and say you randomly spotted it and is absolutely sure it is yours.

  21. Re:U-lock by Locutus · · Score: 1

    if it has disc brakes, I've seen some pretty nice locks which go into a hole on the disc so it's easily portable.

    as others have said, being able to lock to a fixed object is best. Next would be motion based alarm and then the last resort might be a full on GPS-GSM tracking system. Or you could wire some electric shock system to the seat and handlebars triggered by the motion sensor. When you hear ambulance sirens, go back to your bike and watch them pick up the convulsing would be thief. Don't forget the warning label.

    LoB

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  22. While you could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While you *could* get a method to track your now stolen scooter, what is the point? Are you seriously gonna retrieve it yourself? Dangerous. Get the police to do it by giving them the data? Difficult as that still requires the police getting a search warrant on probably cause assuming the police would cooperate with you.

    Either way, it's an expensive solution that creates alot of hassle if it does get stolen. Quite simply, insurance is your best bet. The relatively low cost and reliability is much better. You know you will get the money if your scooter isn't recovered with insurance. Doing it yourself, you have to deal with the probability of the scooter recovery. Even if you do recover it, you have to deal with the time it took to recover it and the possibility of damage to the scooter during the time it was missing.

    Insurance = minor hassle who you know who to complain to if things don't go your way
    Your own method = hassle in which you may not even benifit from

    1. Re:While you could... by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The world has evolved to the point where crime is considered to be just a cost of doing business. There are criminals and there are victims, and that is pretty much the way of it. The police aren't terribly interested in non-violent crime, especially when it is something that can easily and cheaply be replaced. There is way, way too much violent crime for them to spend a lot of effort on stolen stuff.

      Also, this is a significant way for people to gain access to things they otherwise would not be able to afford. Once someone figures out there are few real consequences to stealing there are a lot of opportunities out there. Grab something and the chances are the original owner (or shopkeeper) is just going to (a) write off the loss on their income taxes and (b) get reimbursed by the insurance company.

      The one aspect of tracking down a thief is that sometimes they are very protective of their lifestyle. You aren't going to be able to convince the police that you have successfully tracked down "your" thief and there is little proof from standing around looking that a particular item is in fact yours. You want to risk being branded as a thief by trying to read the serial number off some hard-to-see spot on someone else's scooter? Should you successfully find your former scooter are you ready to confront the new owner mano-a-mano? Consider they may be armed - are you going to be? And if armed, are you ready and willing to use deadly force to recover your scooter if the new owner is ready and willing to use deadly force to prevent you from taking it? If not, it is best to forget about recovery.

      Insurance is the new way to deal with such involuntary wealth transfers, at least for affluent people. If you are poor, you wouldn't be buying good stuff anyway. If you think you can't afford the insurance but can afford the scooter, you might want to consider what lengths you are willing to go to over your property.

  23. Best Anti-Theft System for College Campuses by Hugh+Pickens+writes · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:Best Anti-Theft System for College Campuses by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or buy a used hearse.

      Not only will nobody steal it, but you get to go through red lights at 10mph with all your friends following you.

  24. dedicated smartphone by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    It occurs to me that you could get a really cheap ("free") smartphone with GPS (not a Samsung, their GPS is crap), hide it somewhere on the vehicle (where it can still get signal) and track it with Latitude. Dunno what to do about notification. There's probably an app for that.

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  25. Enfora by GalacticOvergrow · · Score: 1

    I have been working on an online GPS tracking system for about 4 years now. The tracker we use the most is from Enfora. For about $130.00 dollars you can get their newest model with built in antennas and a 3 axis G sensor. It has a latching output to control a disable relay, a couple extra I/O (digital in, digital out and analog in). It supports different types of geofence and an overspeed. You should be able to find a service that supports this tracker for 10 to 25 dollar a month or you could roll your own if so inclined. Typical data usage is about 1 meg a month. I would shamelessly plug my service but I only operate in Brasil in partnership with risk management and insurance companies.

  26. UberTracker! by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a job for the Sparkfun UberTracker! It grabs GPS coordinates and sends them out via email using the cell network. It polls the GPS at a programmable interval (as much as once per minute or as little as once per day). Not sure if it can be programmed to start sending coordinates upon being moved though, so you may have to just activate it whenever you park the vehicle. Total cost: $325 + shipping.

  27. Off topic, but cheaper, more portable e-bike... by rthille · · Score: 1

    http://yikebike.com/
    I don't have one, as I'm holding off to see what my new job's commute will be like, but it looks pretty interesting to me anyway.

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    1. Re:Off topic, but cheaper, more portable e-bike... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      http://yikebike.com/
      I don't have one, as I'm holding off to see what my new job's commute will be like, but it looks pretty interesting to me anyway.

      That has a pretty limited range. A normal electric bicycle at least lets you pedal if you decide to go further than you have charge for.

    2. Re:Off topic, but cheaper, more portable e-bike... by rthille · · Score: 1

      Yeah, though you can gang extra battery packs onto them. It doesn't have that high a top speed either, and I'd probably be faster on my (pedal) bike, but would arrive all sweaty.

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  28. The geekiness of electric scooters & getting l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A few years ago I bought, and started using, an electric motorcycle. A geekier vehicle has rarely been seen.

    Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be an utter chick magnet. Better than a puppy. Even better than a baby. Once two women lifted their shirts and pressed their chests to either side the windshield. I kid you not! I was constantly approached by curious women (and some men) wanting to know about the vehicle, and then giving me their contact info. I wish I'd known about this effect when | was single!

    Your mileage may vary.

  29. Get the FBI to do it! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Just buy a few suspicious chemicals and/or read some carefully selected books at the library and they will tag your vehicle for tracking for you. Just check it periodically for modifications, remove it, re-purpose it and you're done.

  30. ..what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Electric scooter that costs over $5000

    OhShitNiggerWhatAreYouDoing.jpg
    WhatTheFuckAmIReading.jpg
    WhyWouldYouDoThat.jpg
    Seriously!? OP, you are an idiot. For $5000 you could have bought a really nice, low-mileage motorcycle from the used market, giving you the following benefits:

    • Great gas mileage compared to a car
    • Refuel at any gas station in minutes (instead of having to find an outlet and waiting hours)
    • Larger than a scooter, better visibility to other drivers (read as: SAFER)
    • Ability to carry a passenger (read as: chicks dig motorcycles)
    • Not riding down the street looking like a complete dork (read as: You bought something a spoiled brat 12 year old's parents would have bought them to shut them the hell up)
    • Not having the shit kicked out of you for looking like a complete dork because you're riding a piece-of-shit scooter (see above)
    • Actual resale value later on (shitty electric scooter? Not so much, not at all)

    My advice? Try and return the shitty thing and get your money back, buy a motorcycle.
    Oh, and so far as your anti-theft worries? Don't bother worrying. There is nothing you can do to prevent theft of it if someone really wants it, and even if you run a huge cable through both wheels and the frame, it's not going to stop someone from taking parts off it. Or just smashing it up, and vandalizing it.

  31. Doesn't matter by richardtallent · · Score: 1

    A tracking device will only help aid in recovery *after* theft, it won't prevent the theft in the first place.

    Since you already likely have to carry some sort of insurance, it's cheaper to just ensure you have coverage for theft, ensure that the front wheel is locked, and keep the make / model / VIN / photo / insurance info handy in case you ever have to make a police report.

    I'm speaking from experience, my scooter was stolen a few years ago -- Vespa LX-150. The insurance company cut a check, I bought a new one.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      ...less any policy excess, then you got raped on all insurance policies on all vehicles because you suffered a theft, the thief was free to steal again, and some chump bought a stolen bike. Insurance is the very last line of defence.

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  32. Easy by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Just buy a minivan and lock your scooter in it once you arrive at your destination.

  33. APRS by elkto · · Score: 1

    Pick up an Amateur Radio License and install a APRS beacon.

  34. Arduino anti theft app by SergeyKurdakov · · Score: 1

    Maybe this arduino app with be of some use http://b.leppoc.net/2011/04/23/operation-lo-jack/

  35. Replace it with a bike? by hawguy · · Score: 1

    If it were me, I'd replace the $5000 scooter with a $500 bike and a $20 u-lock. Replace it when it gets stolen.

    1. Re:Replace it with a bike? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      Better uses for $5000, so get a crapo bike or scooter off Craigs List.

      They will steal a wheel anyway if they need a tire.

      In fact buy 2 off Crags List.

  36. An Inexpensive Anti-Theft Vehicle Tracking System? by amanicdroid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you considered a giant ball of yarn? Tie one end to a pole and the other to a fender. If the bike gets jacked just follow the string.

  37. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by linuxwrangler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We don't make anything anymore? Popular rhetoric, I suppose, but I thought /. readers dug down to the numbers.

    Let's look at some facts: The US is still the largest economy in the world. The US is still the largest manufacturer in the world - 1/5 of the entire world's output. China will probably pass the US soon but they have a billion more people - over 4 times as many - as the US. The US is the largest trading country in the world. Sure, the US economy is in the tank with nearly 10% unemployment. But where would one go? Greece (18%)? Spain (>21%)? Ireland (14%)?

    There are some bright spots like Germany and Brazil but they are currently the exceptions.

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  38. Carefully placed.... by ma1wrbu5tr · · Score: 1

    and hidden, a cheap prepaid cellphone with GPS tracking turned on should do the trick. P.I.s use them to track surveillance subjects all the time. Just be sure to turn the ringer off.

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    1. Re:Carefully placed.... by Oshawapilot · · Score: 1

      That would have been my suggestion as well. A carefully placed old iPhone 3G hardwired into the electrical system (to ensure it stays charged) with Find My iPhone enabled would do the trick, and be quite slick at that - you could track it on anything from a desktop computer, another iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch, or heck, basically anything with a web browser.

      Yes, there's a recurring monthly fee associated with that for the underlying cellular service, but I don't think that there's many options for this sort of system that won't carry a fee of one sort or another.

  39. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by Khyber · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "The US is still the largest economy in the world."

    Not without California, it isn't, given that California by itself is the like #5-#8 economy on the globe right now.

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  40. Insurance by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    Next to a straightforward disk lock or chain, generally considered the best and most cost-effective "in event of theft" option amongst the motorcyclists I regularly converse with.

  41. Just piss off the FBI by d0nju4n · · Score: 1

    They'll do it for you.

  42. Zoomback? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    "Keep track of your valuables with the universal A-GPS locator from Zoombak." $100 plus T-Mobile service fee. Check T-Mobile coverage.

  43. a What? by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Of you can afford to waste $5000 on a electric scooter then you can afford to pay insurance on it and let it get lifted and then replace it.

    a $800.00 used 250cc-500cc motorcycle will do far, far, FAR more than what this scooter can and still get 100+mpg. Plus you wont look dorky and it wont get stolen. A ninja 250 sportbike is dirt cheap even brand new, less than $4500.00 if you find an honest kawasaki dealer. Plus it has enough power to put a set of givi saddlebags on it so you can carry a LOT of stuff.

    Can you get your money back on the electric toy scooter?

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    1. Re:a What? by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going to say this too. I'd go, though, for a Suzuki GS500 (40-60mpg). That's a great beginner bike, with plenty of power and pretty easy handling. I'd say any bike of around 500cc is a good started. The 250s just don't have the oomph that's handy for brief periods on the interstate or on busy highways. Yet a 500 is generally still light enough to maneuver into tight parking, etc. Scooters aren't the best investment for two-wheeled transport; they're underpowered and over-priced. That said, the fairing and floorboard do make it easier to wear nice pants and shoes. I've been commuting by motorcycle or bicycle since the 80s, and those can both be pretty hard on khakis. If you really want a scooter, those SYM Symbas look damn good. I used to have a Honda passport or express or whatever it was called. That thing would really scoot for its displacement, and it had larger wheels, which makes a LOT of difference when you hit that pothole you didn't see. And the rake on the front is a little better at high speed than what you get on something like a Stella or old Vespa. And if you want to spend $5G on a scooter, I'd go for an Aprilia. Those are fast, have bigger wheels, and don't have a lot of heavy batteries to drag around.

    2. Re:a What? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      a $800.00 used 250cc-500cc motorcycle will do far, far, FAR more than what this scooter can and still get 100+mpg. Plus you wont look dorky and it wont get stolen. A ninja 250 sportbike is dirt cheap even brand new, less than $4500.00 if you find an honest kawasaki dealer. Plus it has enough power to put a set of givi saddlebags on it so you can carry a LOT of stuff.

      Can you get your money back on the electric toy scooter?

      If the dude's looking to build his own lo-jack, fear of appearing dorky is not at issue here.

      But re: the motorcycle vs. scooter . . . aren't there still college campuses that give priority parking to scooters? Like scooters having use of the bike racks vs. a motorcycle forced to use the student parking lot halfway across campus? That's the way it was at my school, but twas also many years ago.

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    3. Re:a What? by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      Maybe the guy cares about the environment.

      A recent Mythbusters episode says Motorcycles are pretty dirty.

    4. Re:a What? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You know absolutely nothing at all.

      right now there are a LOT of smaller CC bikes for sale cheap. $800.00 is what I saw recently for a ninja 250 that has never been laid down and looked new with less than 2500 miles on it.

      Maybe if you even knew something about motorcycles or even looked at prices you would have a valid argument.

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    5. Re:a What? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      And that mythbusters was completely bad.

      they tested old bikes that were NOT equipped with Catalytic converters. They were FAIL from the first moment.

      Then their last test they used a freaking DIRT BIKE instead of a road bike, but it actually had a catalytic converter and fuel injection... but tuned for OFFROAD use so it can by law have higher emissions.. Again. do the whole test with a road bike that is modern with a catalyst converter and suddenly their tests will be different.

      Mythbusters is purely entertainment and ZERO content on occasion. and this one is a big "for entertainment use only" as they did not do enough research from the start.

      Comparing catalytic converter equipped cars to motorcycles is stupid. it has only been the last 2 years that Catalytic converters on bikes have became law.

      Next on mythbusters, Are chainsaws good for the environment? we compare them to hand saws!

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    6. Re:a What? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Ok too harsh... but you are still wrong....

      http://chicago.craigslist.org/search/sss?query=motorcycle&srchType=A&minAsk=800&maxAsk=900

      Gobs of very good bikes for $800-$900.

      They are all over the place in great shape. you really need to look.

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    7. Re:a What? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Of you can afford to waste $5000 on a electric scooter then you can afford to pay insurance on it and let it get lifted and then replace it.

      I was thinking much the same thing. Plus, $5k for a scooter? WTF? Either the OP has more money than sense, or no common sense whatsoever.

  44. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As far as cars go? No we don't. What we have is a "branded" product where most of the guts come from somewhere else, often a LOT of somewhere elses, and then are simply thrown together here. Look at the Ranger which I drive, its a nice truck but frankly its more Mazda than Ford anymore and for everyone outside the USA it is ALL Mazda with a Ford decal.

    And how much of that economy is fictional products, ala IP? I bet if you took California out of the equation we'd drop off the map and biggest thing cali has is Hollywood. Since digital makes it beyond simple to just copy anything you want (a friend went to Asia and said they have movies being sold on every street corner and you can buy Windows 7 all versions on a thumbstick. I wish he would have thought to buy me a Win 7 stick, it was only $6 US) I have to wonder how much longer THAt will last.

    Finally here is a figure that will make you want to puke, in just the last decade the USA has lost 21,000 factories although I'd suggest that if you have eaten recently don't click on the link as the data they have will piss you off and ruin your digestion. We were ONCE a truly great nation, but sadly those days are long gone. The "get a better education and you'll compete!" lie has been driven through with a stake thanks to offshoring, H1-Bs, and so many college educated about to default on their loans simply because there is no way to EVER pay them back when everyone is having to compete with 300 other guys for scraps. I wonder if one day people will look back at the cold war years like they did with the old "the sun never sets on the British empire" days, because it is pretty obvious at least to me our good days are over and BRIC is coming to the top of the heap now.

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  45. insurance. by supercrisp · · Score: 2

    An insurance policy that covers theft and vandalism is your better bet, especially on a college campus.

    1. Re:insurance. by marcus1000 · · Score: 1
      Agree. Unfortunately, insurance just works well in theory. Once you get your stuff stolen, the insurance will tell you that on page 256 of your contract it says: "only valid if scooter stolen on a Friday, 13th with a full moon"

      Happened to me.

      Best regards,
      MM

  46. Start by Painting It Bright Pink by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    Then tie it to your pit bull
    Wire it to your Tasser
    Plant an IED in it
    Take off the muffler
    Wrap it in 30' of 13/16" continuous length XIP IWRC wire rope and 18-pound Kryptonite lock
    Leave it parked in the most public place, climb a nearby tower with a sniper rifle, and pick off the first five people who try to take it.

    Word will get around.

  47. you're doing it all wrong by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    first, steal someone else's scooter. use it as long as you can. then, when 'yours' eventually gets stolen, its just the universe keeping parity. you won't feel so bad. maybe it was someone just like you!

    (what? like, your idea is better.)

    there's no way to protect stuff anymore. alarms, etc, don't work. if you live or work in a bad area, that's just how it is. don't own nice things - or don't get attached to them. when I lived in boston, my car got broken into almost once a year for all the years I was there (my college days). now I'm in the sf bay area and my car has gotton broken into just once in about a decade. the difference? where I live. its not the alarm or other anti-theft (other than being stealth). its all about where you are; and you often don't have a thing you can do about that.

    buy a junker and if it gets stolen/trashed, get another. you can't have nice things in a bad area. sorry, life don't work that way.

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  48. Why? by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

    an electric scooter that is worth over $5,000

    Why? For $5,000 you could buy a bike that will last the rest of your life, buy it a lojack, you'd combine some daily exercise with your commute, and you might even have some money left over.

    Unless your commute isn't safe on a bicycle or you live well over 10 miles from campus I can't imagine any good reason to buy a scooter, other than as an eco-hipster penis extension.

    And come to think of it, a commute of more than ten miles and/or not safe on a bicycle wouldn't be much more pleasant on a scooter...

  49. chinese documentation by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, there's help: "Using Google Docs to do OCR of the manual, and then Google Translator to translate the manual to English, here are the results."

    Awesome features, too, like coma dialing: "Set voice messages to send QA1 start monitoring, live sound that coma dial your phone."

    The actual downside: "positioning will work only in China, using ChinaMobile network."

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  50. Used iPod Touch by frnic · · Score: 1

    Buy a used iPod Touch (under $100 USD) and wire it to charge off of the scooters battery, then you can use "Find My iPod" service if the scooter is ever stolen.

    Just hide the iPod someplace it is not likely to be found right away.

    1. Re:Used iPod Touch by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

      Buy a used iPod Touch (under $100 USD) and wire it to charge off of the scooters battery, then you can use "Find My iPod" service if the scooter is ever stolen.

      Which will work great if the thieves haven't left your house yet. I'm pretty sure no model of iPod Touch has more than WiFi for networking, nor do any of them have GPS function that isn't tied to said WiFi, nor will they even acquire an unknown WiFi network without user input. All which would make them completely useless as a tracking device.

  51. Re:Students are Untrustworthy by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    On a campus, you only need one untrustworthy person to steal a bike

  52. Which is the more American car? by perpenso · · Score: 1

    As far as cars go? No we don't. What we have is a "branded" product where most of the guts come from somewhere else, often a LOT of somewhere elses, and then are simply thrown together here.

    It works both ways. Which is the more American car, the American branded car with 60% US made components and assembled in a NAFTA trading partner or the Foreign branded car with 40% US made components and assembled in the US? I personally can't decide. By "more American" I'm thinking employed more US workers.

    BTW, the details are not made up for the sake of argument. Those numbers came off of two vehicles I looked at.

    1. Re:Which is the more American car? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      By "more American" I'm thinking employed more US workers.

      More workers, or more work?

      What if a vehicle was built in two locations, one in the US and one outside, and required 2 workers in one location and 4 in the other, but the 2 workers each spent an hour working, and the 4 workers each spent five minutes?

      Which would we rather have in the US if it was either/or? The one with 2 workers. Because that is actually providing more jobs per car. Or, rather, less cars per job, so obviously they're going to hire more people to keep up with the other location.

      What I think might be interesting is some sort of time estimate. Not how many workers, but how many man-hours of time was spent in each country.

      The real problem with 'percentage' is that car companies basically just assemble parts provided by other companies.

      But if we were talking man-hours, those can just be directly added up. Instead of trying to figure out what percentage of a car the fuel injection system is, so we know what 'percentage' of a car was made where.

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  53. Let somebody else do it for you by dr.Flake · · Score: 1

    Surprised to see noone has opted the easiest solution yet!

    Make some random calls to people in Saudi Arabia, Soedan, Ethiopia, etc.
    Make sure to mention words like bomb, white house, infidel, plane etc etc.

    If some one steals your bike, just call the FBI and ask them where it is.

     

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  54. APRS by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

    One method - and kinda fun too - get your Technician class ham license and setup an APRS tracker. Hams have been doing this since when, 1998 or so. It's pretty much 'ancient' tech. But robust as all get-out. Not only can you track your scooter - but you can do other things too. Better part? Once you've got it up and running - no air charges. http://www.aprs.org/ http://www.aprs.fi/

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  55. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by imamac · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why on earth would you NOT count California? Last I checked they have neither seceded or fell into the ocean, so it's still one of our states. Even then parts of it are virtually bankrupt.

  56. Re:Students are Untrustworthy by xaxa · · Score: 1

    Students aren't untrustworthy, as far as I know. But thieves know they have lots of new stuff, like bicycles and computers, so they make an inviting target.

  57. Switch by atari2600a · · Score: 1

    Here's what you do: split your key 'on' or starter switch lead (which should legally still be there) to a switch epoxied under the case somewhere, then wire that up to the horn. Problem, thieffags?

  58. Re:GPS Tracker by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    The worst risk with a scooter is that someone will be stealing parts from it, not the whole vehicle. A fat lock and chain around a lamp post is preventing the thieves to walk away with it but it won't stop them from stripping it naked.

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  59. but if you are informed.. by Adayse · · Score: 1

    If it tells you when it moves without you knowing then you know and it doesn't need to tell you, or if it tells you without you knowing then you don't know and the telling isn't required. Take your scooter with you to class if you love it that much.

  60. There's statistics, and then there's you lying ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Informative

    That Honda that you love so much? If you actually read the news you would know that for model year 2009 Ford matched Honda and Toyota in initial quality and owner satisfaction surveys. And if it wasn't for the touchscreens they installed in 2010 vehicles, they would have matched them for that year as well.

    So before you go bashing three completely different corporations under one blind moniker, do your research.

    Hell, the 2010 Motor Trend Car of the Year was the Ford Fusion. Being as that was also a model year for an all-new (and therefore CotY eligible) Toyota Camry, that is a huge coup for Ford. Anybody who reads Motor Trend knows that very few awards from them have gone to Ford, GM, or Chrysler in the past couple decades.

    But you didn't seem to want to bother with facts in your post. So I won't expect you to follow up on this.

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  61. Re: The Club by jtara · · Score: 1

    I had an amusing encounter recently with two dumb surfers.

    (I don't know if there is a Two Dumb Surfers joke genre', but if not I'm starting one now.But this isn't a joke - it really happened.)

    I was walking through a S. California beach parking lot, and I noticed a nice 50's pickup truck all tricked out. Not quite a "low rider", I guess these are called "cruisers". So, I assumed they were admiring the vehicle.

    As I walked past, one called out to me: "Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question?" I say sure. "How does that work?"

    It took me a few seconds to realize he was talking about "The Club" installed in the steering wheel of the pickup truck. I explained that it was an anti-theft device.

    He said, "I know that, but how does it work? How does it keep somebody from stealing your car?"

    I told him that it limits how far the steering wheel can be turned, and so makes it difficult to drive the car away. You wouldn't be able to make turns.

    "Because it would hit you in the leg?"

    I said that, well, that might be true, but that in addition to that, if you tried to make a left turn, The Club would strike the inside of the door, making it impossible to turn the wheel further.

    He appeared dumb-founded. "Oh. Thank you!" His friend was apparently equally clueless, BTW.

    I wish I had thought to add:

    "unless you drive it away with the driver door open, which might attract some unwanted attention..."

  62. Insurance by DogDude · · Score: 1

    That's what insurance is for. If you're going to get reimbursed if it's stolen, why do you care where it goes after it's stolen?

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  63. Re:There's statistics, and then there's you lying by d00f · · Score: 1

    The problem with this is that it's media-driven. You can't compare reliability on a vehicle until you've had 1,000,000 on the road for 5 years. You are correct that Ford has done some catchup over the last 10 years but talk to anyone in the industry and they will tell you that the money is all made repairing domestics. Their engineering strategy of cheaper cheaper cheaper means a constant supply of work for us mechanics. I love domestics because I can make a lot of $$$ off them.

  64. Re:Europe's view by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Fair enough. Same as english and french garbage then. Unless you are German you should not crow about European products.

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  65. Re:Students are Untrustworthy by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Since I'll be parking it on a college campus, it will be vulnerable to theft.

    Just because YOU are a student, it doesn't mean that everybody else is going to be as untrustworthy as yourself.

    You remind me of this person I knew who wouldn't let me into his home because he was afraid that I would steal things (because I wasn't middle class like the other people I was with). Well at least I'm not black. At least being poor means that you can make yourself look like a Winner, which is how successful salesmen are made: just ask Steve Jobs.

    Anyways yeah, never trust people who try to improve their knowledge and education. I guess it must be some Promethean type thing. Meanwhile I won't even bother trying to answer your question because you demonstrated that you are an asshole unworthy of an answer. BTW, I could probably guess that you live in the United States of America, because only in a place that is so anti-socialist and pro-capitalist would they have students who would even think of stealing somebody's transportation at an institution of higher learning. When you can't even trust people at your own school; it's just a very sad commentary on where you live.

    Wow! Could you come help at my next movie night? You seem to be really good at projection.

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  66. My anti-theft design by poptix · · Score: 2

    My vehicle was recently stolen in Daytona Beach, FL so I've put quite a bit of thought into this.

    I'm using an HTC Incredible (busted screen, but it has composite output!) firmly embedded in the vehicle itself in an inconspicuous location, wired into its own battery + small 12v battery + vehicle battery (all properly fused to avoid battery shorting attacks)

    Using perl via ASE the Incredible polls the vehicles location every 5 seconds, determines if the vehicle is stationary or moving, and keeps a log (on sdcard) if it changes within 10 meters from the previously logged location.

    If the vehicle is moving the bluetooth subsystem is polled to determine if my current phone (HTC Thunderbolt) is within range, if not, it starts emailing me location changes. I can also email the phone and query its location if I happen to forget where I park.

    I plan on supplementing this with an Arduino in the future to automatically lock/unlock the vehicle depending on if I'm nearby, some type of ignition cutoff, flashing headlights/interior lights, horn and perhaps some very loud air horns inside connected to a compressor to at least deafen anyone that breaks into the vehicle and attract a lot of attention.

    Future plans also include a pico projector (once the laser pico projectors have a high enough lumen output) for a HUD on the windshield using the same HTC Incredible or a small low power PC. There are various OBDII bluetooth interfaces that would work well for displaying various gauges on the HUD.

    It's quite a fun project for a very small investment.

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  67. Re:There's statistics, and then there's you lying by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2

    1-year owner satisfaction surveys don't mean much to me. I want to know how reliable the car is going to be 5 years down the road. Ford doesn't have much of a record for long term reliability.

  68. An old iPhone 3Gs by Anoraknid+the+Sartor · · Score: 1

    Not a perfect solution I grant, and it requires you interact with Apple kit/websites - but lots of people upgrading to iPhone 4S's have perfectly functional 3GS phones, which will run iOS5, that they may be happy to give you are sell to you for a modest sum. (Not sure what they cost on ebay, here in Japan people are giving them to me "free" - I have quite a collection I am wondering how best to use...)

    As far as I know, the GPS works reasonably well without a network/3g connection. You should be able to use either the "find my iPhone" facility, or, if you have another iToy, set it up on a separate account and set up the "Find Friend" function. You will need to provide power for it of course, but then hide it as best you can. Password protect the iPhone of course.

    I THINK that should work.

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  69. Prepaid cellphone and GSM provider location servic by citizenr · · Score: 1

    Prepaid cellphone and GSM provider location service.
    Any cellphone will do, so free
    Receiving calls on prepaid in Europe lasts 1 year from purchase date.
    GSM providers let you locate your own cellphone with an sms. All you need is to activate it (one time fee) and after that its as easy as sending sms from a number you activated. Location data is triangulated celltower info, not GPS. but still very accurate and useful.

    as an alternative you can use more modern phone with symbian/android. In Europe you can remotely top up Prepaid card at any time during that year. So you just stick prepaid in the phone, mount it on the bike and forget about it for a year. In case it is stolen you transfer $10 to the card to activate it and you are good to go.

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  70. Rig up a unique alarm by L473ncy · · Score: 1

    Why not rig up an alarm like this http://handsomedonkey.com/videos/the-orgasalarm-patent-pending/ With a bit of programming and some off the shelf components you should be able to make one in real life and if someone tries to steal the scooter everyone around will turn and look at the person.

  71. Re:The geekiness of electric scooters & gettin by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    Those weren't women.

  72. Make It Unattractive by greenlead · · Score: 1

    Paint it bright pink with daisies all over it?

  73. AT&T has $200 tracking device for sale. by dalias · · Score: 1

    It's tiny and seems to do exactly what you want. Comes with one year of free service, no idea what the monthly cost is after that.

  74. Re:GPS Tracker by phixeus · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the same thing until I considered how much juice a phone can go thru, maybe 1500 mah per day. But a motorcycle or car battery could have 20, 30, or a much higher amp hour rating, dozens to hundreds of times what a phone could use in a day. So even sitting and not being used, the battery would be able to keep the phone working for several days, if not several weeks, before it would ever deplete the battery enough that it wouldn't start. A lot of guys in the instamapper forums have had great success with this type of setup.

  75. Re:GPS Tracker by bjs555 · · Score: 1

    Couldn't you just power up the tracker once every 15 minutes or so for as long as it takes to report its position (maybe 30 seconds)? A CMOS 555 timer connected to a power transistor switch would draw only a few milliwatts when inactive.

  76. Let Uncle Sam Help by misfit815 · · Score: 1

    Get yourself on the terrorist watchlist, and let the government do the rest.

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  77. gopass by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    A taiwanese company called gopass makes several GSM tracking solutions. If you can find someone to give you a SMS-only plan then you can use it quite effectively. The fancier models have audio options so that you can listen in on in-vehicle conversations, which doesn't sound useful on a scooter, but if they drive it into a garage or something then you might overhear something handy.

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  78. Simple and cheap options... by pakar · · Score: 1

    Attach a hidden horn (120db) that will go off if someone moves the bike without turning it off..
    Also build a cheap ass taser and add a few leads to where you usually touch the bike if you are dragging it.

    Wire it up so it will go off after one of the wheels has turned 2-3 times to prevent it from going off accidentally...

    For GPS tracking... get a cheap-ass phone (http://www.lightinthebox.com/pan-android2-2-smartphone-w-3-2-inch-touchscreen-dual-sim-tv-wifi-gps_p208017.html) that you wire to the internal batteries.. mod the phone and put an external GPS antenna on the bike just below some plastic covering...
    Then you just use one of the existing apps or write your own that will either send a email to you with the coordinates every 2-3 minutes when moved without being deactivated..

    Other simple way to do it is to get a really cheap-ass phone without data-service, get a USB or rs232 GPS module and a cheap router that you run openwrt or similar on, when bike is moved just send a text with the coordinates...

  79. There are no effective anti theft systems... by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

    As a former military criminal investigator, I can talk a little about vehicular theft. I have conducted a lot of community outreach classes on personal safety and crime prevention, including classes on how to deal with carjacking and how to minimize your risk of vehicular theft. I can flatly assert there is no anti-theft system that is going to deter a determined pro thief. You can chain your scooter up, but all it takes to defeat your $50 Kryptonite U-Lock is a bottle of liquid nitrogen and a $1 screwdriver. Four guys and a panel van is all it takes to steal a Harley in about ten seconds; a scooter requires two people and a car with a large trunk and about a five second window. Lining the interior of the trunk with small-mesh chicken wire creates a Gaussian cage that will defeat any kind of transponder- or GPS-based tracking system. We routinely confiscated cell-phone blockers from chop shops -- the professionals keep up with the technology they need.

    You can deter casual, opportunistic thieves with U-Locks and a prominently displayed LoJac sticker, but if you have a high-ticket scooter and a pro thief wants it, he's going to get it.

  80. Re:GPS Tracker by phixeus · · Score: 1

    That is how I understand it too. You can set the frequency of the GPS reporting anywhere between every 5 seconds all the way up to several hours between reportings. Which, as you imply, would greatly decrease the battery usage.

  81. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by imamac · · Score: 1

    With all the talk of California's looming bankruptcy, I seriously doubt that.

  82. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

    I think he is pointing out that most of the figures are from what is produced in california, now lets think what that is, shall we start with the San Francisco Bay area or Los Angelos? hint, hint.

  83. Re:There's statistics, and then there's you lying by mjwx · · Score: 1

    1-year owner satisfaction surveys don't mean much to me. I want to know how reliable the car is going to be 5 years down the road. Ford doesn't have much of a record for long term reliability.

    Owner satisfactions surveys mean nothing at all. A useless marketing metric that does not reflect real quality or construction, merely blind brand loyalty (in Australia Holden (GM) and Ford fanboys are worse then Apple fanboys, at least Apple fanboys are too sissy to start a fistfight). I have a 98 Honda Civic, it's done 250,000 KM (Australia is a big country) and kept very well maintained. That engine, chassis, drive train, axles and everything will do another 250,000 KM if kept well maintained, well except for Gearbox, probably.

    Honda's are very well made, very reliable cars, the flipside of this is that if anything vital on the Honda does break, it will cost a fortune to fix. If the GGGP's Honda engine did die, without the free replacement it would be worth more to scrap the car.

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    Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  84. Re:We don't make much of anything anymore by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "Looming bankruptcy"

    Yea, which is why we're still by ourselves in the top 10 in the global economy. What does that tell you about the rest of the world, eh?

    Sorry, without us, the USA (and a HUGE majority of the globe) dies.

    Come back when you have an actual clue of the state of the world as a whole. Get a passport (I'm on my fifth one, full of stamps) and actually go learn this shit for yourself.

    So many places so severely dependent upon us that is isn't funny any longer.

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  85. LoJack by evangellydonut · · Score: 1

    I have a LoJack installed on my motorcycle, and it sends me text messages whenever it gets moved... not sure about cheap though... anti-theft will usually reduce your insurance premium.