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The Science of Humor

Hugh Pickens writes "The sense of humor is a ubiquitous human trait, yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom. But why do humans have a sense of humor in the first place? Cognitive scientist (and former programmer) Matthew Hurley says humor (or mirth, in research-speak) is intimately linked to thinking and is a critical task in human cognition because a sense of humor keeps our brains alert for the gaps between our quick-fire assumptions and reality. 'We think the pleasure of humor, the emotion of mirth, is the brain's reward for discovering its mistaken inferences,' says Hurley, co-author of Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind. With humor, the brain doesn't just discover a false inference — it almost simultaneously recovers and corrects itself. For example, read the gag that's been voted the funniest joke in the world by American men. So why is this joke funny? Because it is misleading, containing a small, faulty assumption that opens the door to a costly mistake. Humor is 'when you catch yourself in an error, like looking for the glasses that happen to be on the top of your head. You've made an assumption about the state of the world, and you're behaving based on that assumption, but that assumption doesn't hold at all, and you get a little chuckle.'"

344 comments

  1. That joke's not funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, this is funny: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    1. Re:That joke's not funny! by Niedi · · Score: 2

      ahahahahahaaaargh *choke* *dies*

    2. Re:That joke's not funny! by johny42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is consistent with what TFA says:

      One intriguing result was that Germans -- not renowned for their sense of humour -- found just about everything funny and did not express a strong preference for any type of joke.

    3. Re:That joke's not funny! by jpapon · · Score: 1
      Zat's not funny!

      heh

      hehehe

      hehehehehehe

      argh! *dies*

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    4. Re:That joke's not funny! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Not true. Germans only find jokes that contain the word "ass" to be funny.

    5. Re:That joke's not funny! by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 5, Funny

      There were zwei peanuts, walking down the strasse, und one was 'assaulted'... peanut.

    6. Re:That joke's not funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, like when you see an idiot fall and seriously injure themselves while having only just previously thought "it would be funny if this mental midget fell down a flight of stairs - but today's not my lucky day" - then it happens! (purely by coincidence of course..)

    7. Re:That joke's not funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing I don't understand German. But, seriously, shouldn't weapons-grade humor like this be kept in a secure facility behind thick steel doors, rather than strewn around websites to spring on unsuspecting German-speakers? And heaven forbid someone cut-and-paste it into Google Translate.

    8. Re:That joke's not funny! by jc79 · · Score: 1

      And heaven forbid someone cut-and-paste it into Google Translate.

      I tried that just in case a Google Translate had an easter egg for this, but no joy :(

    9. Re:That joke's not funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clear example that exposes inefficiency about the five-scale (5 stars) voting system.

    10. Re:That joke's not funny! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      One intriguing result was that Germans -- not renowned for their sense of humour -- found just about everything funny and did not express a strong preference for any type of joke.

      Apparently it did not occur to the authors that this is precisely why Germans are not noted for their humor.

    11. Re:That joke's not funny! by syousef · · Score: 1

      There were zwei peanuts, walking down the strasse, und one was 'assaulted'... peanut.

      Nut one: Ca-ca-ca-caaashew

      Nut two: Bless You!

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    12. Re:That joke's not funny! by mfnickster · · Score: 1, Funny

      Q: What kind of shoes can you eat?
      A: Cashews!

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    13. Re:That joke's not funny! by rduke15 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand German

      I do, but as far as I can tell, the sentence has no meaning at all, and even most of the words are just made up. Not sure what, if anything, is supposed to be funny about it.

    14. Re:That joke's not funny! by snaFu07 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a reference to Monty Python's sketch about world's funnyest joke.

    15. Re:That joke's not funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MichaelKristopeit420 = stagnated

      FTFY

      Get some new material

      You are pathetic

    16. Re:That joke's not funny! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Did anyone notice the gauntly children in the Ads on the CNN site? I had trouble working up a laugh.

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    17. Re:That joke's not funny! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Apparently it did not occur to the authors that this is precisely why Germans are not noted for their humor.

      Ah, is that it? I always thought the reason is they'll punch you in the face if you try to write on them in with a ballpoint pen.

    18. Re:That joke's not funny! by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      I don't know if you should be condemned or rewarded for killing off a large percentage of German readers.

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    19. Re:That joke's not funny! by OlRickDawson · · Score: 1

      How are you going to pay for that? With Cash? eww...

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    20. Re:That joke's not funny! by KritonK · · Score: 1

      Indeed! Although I did laugh briefly with the so-called world's funniest joke, I think this one was a lot funnier. Perhaps the former is supposed to be funnier in the sense that almost everyone gets it, while the latter only appeals to Monty Python fans.

    21. Re:That joke's not funny! by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      When I first saw that sketch, I just thought it was typical (meaning: very funny) Python humor. But I've had several instances of "laughing so hard I almost passed out" in my life, which makes me wonder if a "killing joke" is actually possible.

      One such incident involved an intentional outtake from the movie Serenity. If you've seen those, then you likely know which one I mean. I was left gasping for breath and my vision was graying out before I started to recover.

      Actually... that made me curious enough to check Wikipedia while writing this. There are, apparently, a few known deaths attributed to heart failure brought on by excessive laughing. So much for laughter being the best medicine!

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  2. Laugh while you still can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Big Brother is Watching You.

    1. Re:Laugh while you still can. by JustOK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and laughing

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  3. Re:Be careful! by lobiusmoop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't expect any replies from the German readership.

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  4. Re:Be careful! by Ihmhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    My German's a bit rusty, but so far I get that this joke includes a nun who is stuck in John Mayer in some fashion. Then a dog does something with pancakes.

    I need to hear the rest of it so badly./p.

  5. Python 1969 by ghmh · · Score: 3, Informative
  6. Errors are universal, humour is cultural by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Humor is when you catch yourself in an error

    But The Funniest joke in the (english speaking?) World reckons that people from different cultures find different styles of humour to be more/less funny.

    So there appears to be a conflict here. You'd expect everyone's brain to be wired to catch the same sorts of errors or false inferences, yet if there's a cultural component to humour that contradicts the "error" theory.

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    1. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is obviously not about errors. Hogwash. Humour is evolved specifically as a conflict resolution mechanism relying on shared abstracts. If you can make someone laugh you share something rapidly and are less likely to kill each other. You "share" a joke as a meal or a drink. Obviously.

    2. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by Hermanas · · Score: 2

      From TFA:

      If a sense of humor is part of our basic, human thinking machinery, then why can’t we agree about what’s funny?

      What’s universal about humor is the process, not the content. Everybody faces every situation with different beliefs, knowledge, and understandings about the world. And different understandings lead to different assumptions and therefore different false assumptions.

      So there's not necessarily a conflict - you'd expect different cultures to have different assumptions about the world (for geographical and linguistic reasons, perhaps), and therefore have a different sense of humor.

    3. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by mollymoo · · Score: 2

      > So there appears to be a conflict here. You'd expect everyone's brain to be wired to catch the same sorts of errors or false inferences, yet if there's a cultural component to humour that contradicts the "error" theory.

      That would only be the case if everybody made the same errors and false inferences in the first place, but our view of the world and the inferences we make are very much influenced by our culture.

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    4. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know about those errors either. For example, I offer the double-entendre. An example that happened recently: I was sitting on the couch watching a Mythbusters rerun. They have that little montage at the start where it introduces the team and they each get a couple of seconds - sometimes showing them do something funny, strange, or sciency. In Kari's portion, she was in a yellow suit and said, "I'm a pinata!". I immediately yelled out, "I'd hit it!".

      You see - double-entendre. Hilarious. I don't see the error though.

    5. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humor involves a shifting of premises that results in a surprise or "ah ha!" moment.

      In your case, the shifting premise is the literal meaning of "hit" as in hitting a piñata, and the figurative meaning that forms the double entendre.

      Some people claim that humor has to have a patsy, loser, fall guy, "butt of the joke" to be funny, but sometimes it's the listener in that role. The implication being that you failed to understand the premise, and had the rug pulled out from under you.

    6. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by ultranova · · Score: 1

      So there appears to be a conflict here. You'd expect everyone's brain to be wired to catch the same sorts of errors or false inferences, yet if there's a cultural component to humour that contradicts the "error" theory.

      Not really. Culture is really just a shared set of assumptions about reality. Your brain draws from them to make its interferences, so humour that relies on one set might not work or work less well with a diffferent set.

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    7. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by jc79 · · Score: 2

      For example, I offer the double-entendre.

      An attractive young women goes into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

    8. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by Evtim · · Score: 1

      There are a couple of books describing philosophical propositions and ideas through jokes ("Plato and Platypus walk into a bar" was the first volume). The authors claim that the jokes on which most of us would laugh despite our cultural background are usually rooted in a philosophical idea which is universal. Like the following one which discusses argument of numbers and argument of authority:

      4 rabbi were in the habit of arguing religion and it so happened that one was always taking the opposite position of the others and thus always looses. One day however, he felt he was really right. They were walking under clear skies and the loser dropped to his knees and asked God for a sigh for he really felt he was right. At that moment a black cloud formed from nowhere lingered for a while and disappeared. The other rabbi are not impressed and argued that this might not be a sigh. The fourth drops to his knees again and this time four clouds gather and a lightning strikes. Again , no-one is convinced. Before the outraged rabbi drops to his knees for third time the whole sky turns black and huge voice booms "His is Right!". The fourth rabbi looks triumphal - "I told you so". "So what, reply the others - it's 3 to 2 - you lose!"

    9. Re:Errors are universal, humour is cultural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not funny - even if you hadn't mangled the spellings etc. it still wouldn't be funny.

  7. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!

    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!

      NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our two main waepons are...

      I'm sure you know the rest :)

      All the same, I'm not surprised at the North Americans not enjoying puns. They seem to like "long" stories either. Too much phoenetic spelling gives rise to less attention on the basis of the words, although with the Canadians, it is a little surprising.
      A comedian friend of mine has said that although Irish, UK and most European audiences will take delight in a story style joke, the Americans have to be forced to understand that *short line delivery* it's a joke, laugh now.
      Perhaps there could be quiite a few psychological studies undertaken on why "Americans and Canadians preferred jokes where there was a strong sense of superiority".

    2. Re:wow by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      Americans tend to vote their jokes into public office.

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    3. Re:wow by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The best part of the summary was "voted the funniest joke in the world by American men"

      How can something be voted the funniest joke in the world by american men? Wouldn't that make it the funniest joke of american men?

      This is very telling of the state of american society today. The outside world is so insignificant that their funniest joke has to be the funniest joke in the world.

    4. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part of the summary was "voted the funniest joke in the world by American men"

      How can something be voted the funniest joke in the world by american men? Wouldn't that make it the funniest joke of american men?

      This is very telling of the state of american society today. The outside world is so insignificant that their funniest joke has to be the funniest joke in the world.

      And St Louis Cardinals won the American "World Series" of baseball 2011.

    5. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My Dog has no nose!"

      "How does he smell?"

      "Terrible!"

      Thank you ladies and germs, you'll be here the rest of the week....

    6. Re:wow by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2

      I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!

      NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our two main waepons are...

      Not so.

      When the tribunal of the Inquisition arrived in a city, it proclaimed a time of grace of about a month, in the course of which the heretics could of their own volition confess their errors with the certitude of undergoing only light and secret spiritual penances. After this delay, the inquisitors would publish the edict of the faith which ordered all Christians, under penalty of excommunication, to denounce the heretics and those who protected them. The Inquisition did not have at its command a secret police or a network of spies. It counted upon the collaboration of the Catholic people, acting in this way more as a guardian of the social consensus than as an oppressive apparatus of the State.

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    7. Re:wow by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      They forgot to mention that the rest of the world found American men to be the funniest...

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  8. The real joke by oldhack · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The real joke in "the funniest joke" is the starting line:

    The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.

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    1. Re:The real joke by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      >The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.

      All of whom died upon reading it.

    2. Re:The real joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure where the editor got that from. The study was based in the University of Hertfordshire and that joke was the cumulative product from various nationalities. The top joke as chosen by americans was:

      A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

      http://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ll-final-report.pdf

    3. Re:The real joke by martas · · Score: 1

      The most frequently submitted joke was: What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
      This joke was submitted to LaughLab over 300 times. And no-one ever found it funny.

      I found it to be the funniest joke in the document... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???

  9. Ideologue Comedians by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This makes sense in the context of something I've noticed: the more extreme and deeply-held your views, the less likely you are to have a functioning sense of humour. In particular, hard-core religious people seem to have none whatsoever. If your dogma is so entrenched and rigid, then you aren't going to make self-correction and ambiguity a strong part of your mental tool-kit.

    Never trust someone without a sense of humour, kids.

    (Of course, too much can be a bad thing, too, at least insofar as maniacal giggling whilst ripping your still-living victims organs out can be considered humorous...)

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    1. Re:Ideologue Comedians by dak664 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That fits with my view that laughter is an interrupted defense mechanism. Ideologues have no other running tasks to interrupt the foreground process.

    2. Re:Ideologue Comedians by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      That isn't funny!

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    3. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Then there's the question of what my girlfriend thinks is funny when she gets hyper. Answer: everything, pretty much; it's like she's on laughing gas and she usually just ends up repeating a word (or corrupted variation of it) over and over while giggling uncontrollably. It's like a short-circuit to the funny circuits of her brain, and perhaps could reveal something about the neurology of humour if analysed.

      PS if you're reading this, sorry, I love you :D

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    4. Re:Ideologue Comedians by TheLink · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In particular, hard-core religious people seem to have none whatsoever.

      Try walking into a Christian bookstore and asking for their humour section (often there isn't one, or it's pretty sparse, or it's in the children's section). If there isn't one, you can make remarks like "What? Christians have no sense of humour?".

      FWIW, I'm a Christian, and I was actually looking for this book: http://www.amazon.com/Fearfully-Wonderfully-Weird-Screwball-Wittenburg/dp/0310287316

      Seriously though, it may be because those "hard core" ultrareligious sorts live in fear (which IMO is suboptimal). It's not funny if you feel unsafe.

      Safe and secure. That's why good guy friends can slap each other on the back, throw insults and do all sorts of other stuff - they know they are safe, genuinely no harm is ever intended. And that's why children are laughing if daddy throws them up in the air, and of course catches them. That's often the difference between a funny prank and a malicious act. If the victim feels safe and is safe, it's funny. If it's not, it's not funny.

      maniacal giggling whilst ripping your still-living victims organs out can be considered humorous.

      They say beauty is only skin deep, but I love you from the bottom of your heart. Hey be thankful I didn't I "love" you from the heart of your bottom... What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Ooops, looks like she did.

      Bwahahaha.

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    5. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Slashdot+Assistant · · Score: 0

      I'd certainly agree that they lack a sense of humor when their sensibilities are being offended or challenged, and that's certainly not restricted to religious people. Strong emotional attachments lead lead to protective outlooks. Someone with a severely handicapped daughter is perhaps less likely to laugh at Down Syndrome jokes than someone who has never had to deal with this horrible condition. One man's solemn and ritualistic religious service is another man's LARP session run by obsessively compulsive bead-fondlers.

    6. Re:Ideologue Comedians by sbjornda · · Score: 5, Informative
      You might enjoy the book by Regina Barreca, "They Used To Call Me Snow White, But I Drifted... Women's Strategic Use of Humor."

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    7. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "In particular, hard-core religious people seem to have none whatsoever."

      I think maybe you're confusing the "Pharisees" of today with real followers. Most people who go to church stubbornly ignore the bulk of what Jesus said. I've probably read more religious philosophy than anything else, and in my study and personal experience I've found the opposite of what you're saying -- that the few people who really live The Way have a very active sense of humor. A few examples off the top of my head are CS Lewis, Ghandi, and Neem Karoli Baba.

    8. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In particular, hard-core religious people seem to have none whatsoever.

      Try walking into a Christian bookstore and asking for their humour section (often there isn't one, or it's pretty sparse, or it's in the children's section). If there isn't one, you can make remarks like "What? Christians have no sense of humour?".

      Try walking into a Christian bookstore and asking for their section with cook books... What? Christians don't eat?

      Try walking into a music store and asking for their television section... What? Musicians don't watch TV?

    9. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      So I guess you've never met any hard-core Discordians, huh?

      Hail Eris! We bid Thee welcome to this crazy slashdot place!

      Oh, You frequent these discussions often??

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    10. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      usually just ends up repeating a word (or corrupted variation of it) over and over while giggling uncontrollably. It's like a short-circuit to the funny circuits of her brain, and perhaps could reveal something about the neurology of humour if analysed.

      There's a meme where people start with a sentence, and then randomly start repeating a word, or shuffle the words around in semi-grammatical forms, occasionally coming up with sentences that are well-formed, and yet utterly horrific. (Or in the degenerate case, resulting in a sentence consisting solely of one word, repeated.)

      Take this condensation of a typical troll thread from a few months ago: NSFW language. From 0:24 to 0:57, the internet internetted the internet in the internet, and I started laughing uncontrollably, at least until the thread ran out of ideas.

      I wish I knew why the hell I found it funny. I went from bewilderment to shock to uproarious laughter in the space of one minute.

    11. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure there are Christian cookbooks in Christian bookstores.

    12. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what you think you're arguing against. Are you saying CS Lewis had extreme views and an entrenched and rigid dogma?

    13. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Kevin108 · · Score: 1

      I just made some cupcakes.

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    14. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Some other possibilities:

      Well enlightened people might not have many gaps in their reflexive understanding, so by the thesis of this article they would tend to experience fewer false inferences.

      Some of the "substrate" of jokes are offensive but only educated/experienced audiences would know. Jokes in the context of the Holocaust v. Holocaust survivors. I find this happens more often for me as I grow older and more informed. Jokes about people suffering aren't so abstract anymore, after having seen or experienced much suffering.

      Oh, interestingly, the counterpart correlate here is that the younger you are the more things are amusing. Down to things like peek-a-boo.

      You allow for some hard-core religious folk to have a sense of humor by saying just that it's less probable they will the more religious they are, which is smart hedging. The Dalai Llama seems to be regularly amused.

      But, anyway, I think your idea has merit.

    15. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's a willingness to be surprised, be wrong, and adapt to situations. As someone above said, a climate of fear reduces the ability to find humour in things, and in that situation you don't allow for languid, experimental responses--you go for caution and safety, favouring things that have worked before.

      And while I love the sort of religious people who have a sense of humour*, as they generally have both their heads and hearts screwed on (we can disagree about metaphysics, true, but mostly for fun), it's the other type that scares me.

      As to senses of humour being age dependent... yes, to some extent it's a negative correlation. But that's mostly due, I think, to people's tendency to become more right-winged with age--more fearful of losing what they have, unable to take risks to get what they want, and disillusioned with their former ideals. But that doesn't have to be the case. You can stay playful and idealistic, even as your sense of humour matures with your experience. Man, I love mad leftie old people. I hope to be one.

      * My core values in humanity are humour, compassion, curiosity and tolerance. At least, I think they are. I have a nagging feeling I left one out.

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    16. Re:Ideologue Comedians by dissy · · Score: 2

      Try walking into a Christian bookstore and asking for their section with cook books... What? Christians don't eat?

      Store: Cornerstone Christian Supply (First Google result on "Christian cookbook")

      Viewing a total of 530 items in Cookbooks

      oops :P

      Of course, they do not actually have a Comedy section. Searching for Comedy only returns DVDs, not books.

      Try walking into a music store and asking for their television section... What? Musicians don't watch TV?

      One should not expect to find TVs in a music store.
      One should however expect to find books in a bookstore, although I can see how you could be confused...

      I think the parent posters point stands.

    17. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "real followers" The problem with your statement, if you'll allow me to just focus on one, is that you're cherry picking what agrees with you out of the bible. Also, it's impossible to be a real believer because you'd have to hold all the paradoxes of the bible to be true, I was a true believer, it didn't last long. Btw, the old testament is still valid according to the new, maybe you should brush up on what the bible says rather than what the apologists say.

    18. Re:Ideologue Comedians by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      "How to Serve Man" ?

    19. Re:Ideologue Comedians by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      A recent study found that athiests and fundies share a physical trait -- a portion of the brain that's smaller than in agnostics, Catholics, or Protestants. Perhaps that part of the brain is the funny part.

      Myself, I find athiests and fundies to be hilarious.

    20. Re:Ideologue Comedians by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Add Eddie Lowen, my preacher, to the list. It's a rare Sunday that he doesn't have the entire congragation laughing, the guy could have been a stand-up comedian. And I think you're right about today's "Pharisees", a former girl friend was a bible thumper, once in annoyance I told her she should stop thumping that bible and read it. The churches are full of folks who are only there to be seen by others.

    21. Re:Ideologue Comedians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a person with strong religious beliefs, I find your ill-informed and biased opinion rather humorous, in a "roll-your-eyes and laugh at just how ignorant a person can be" sort of way. Or perhaps it's a "Let's see just how long it takes for someone to take this article that has nothing to do with religion and use it to promote their anti-religious propaganda" sort of way.

      Of course, I'm American, so that feeling of superiority naturally makes me laugh.

  10. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What, did Randall run over your dog or something? All you do is sound like you have a grudge. I really do pity you if you have this much vitriol against people just because they read a webcomic because it entertains them. And as for the "ancient jokes", did you ever think that maybe people find them funny because they can relate to them?

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  11. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you need a new sense of humor, yours seems broken. (No, not just xkcd related.)

  12. Re:Be careful! by Dachannien · · Score: 2

    Except possibly the German fans of Monty Python.

  13. Re:Be careful! by Snarf+You · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to Google, the translation is:

    If nunstück is git and slotemeyer? Yes! Beiherhund or the gersput flipperwaldt!

    Hilarious.

  14. Re:Be careful! by stms · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down it translates multiple words of the German version of the joke if you're not quick enough to realize whats happening you may have to spend several weeks in the hospital.

  15. A simple formula: by zoom-ping · · Score: 1

    comedy = tragedy + time

    1. Re:A simple formula: by RevWaldo · · Score: 2

      If it bends its funny. If it breaks its not funny.

      Plus words with K in them something something....

      .

    2. Re:A simple formula: by clintp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it bends its funny. If it breaks its not funny..

      Baloney. The breaking is funny too, if it's broken well.

      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks

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    3. Re:A simple formula: by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      It's true because it's funny.

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    4. Re:A simple formula: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not always true.

      The true formula per-say is this:
      Through words, paint a picture in the audiences mind (the setup), then smash it and replace it with a different picture (the punch line).

      To break down the "Worlds funniest joke" in the article:

      Setup:
      *
      Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

      He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
      *
      This is a concise but simple painting. We all can imagine two guys out in the woods hunting. There is enough information here so everyone can imagine what is going on, But there isn't an overly amount of detail. Are the guys young, old, fat skinny, wearing plaid shirts, what type of guns, where are they? This is GOOD!!! The author has given us just enough information for the basic painting, but left us (the audience) to create and fill in our own personal details. We ALL can imagine what is going on.

      We would normally assume that in real situation like this, that the emergency services will respond and try to save the injured person. Whether they succeed... we don't know. But following the emergency services orders "First, let's make sure he's dead." An average person would follow this order by checking for a pulse, are they breathing, are they conscience?

      Punch line:
      *
      There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
      *
      Now we have a new picture. Again, simple. One shot the other. Why? Because in a hunters mind, what's the best way to make sure something is dead... shoot it.

      You can use this to analyze any joke, or comedic story. They all follow it: Paint a picture, then smash it.

    5. Re:A simple formula: by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      We ALL can imagine what is going on.

      Really? And if someone has little/no imagination or can't hold a clear picture in their head without thinking about random things?

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    6. Re:A simple formula: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember scientists coming up with a complicated formula for humour. Which would let you divide by zero. Now that was funny!

    7. Re:A simple formula: by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Funniest joke ever.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mtVK-xaR0U

      Warning: this is NOT a rickroll.

    8. Re:A simple formula: by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      No, a rickroll would've been entertaining. Instead it was an SNL sketch.

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    9. Re:A simple formula: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the best SNL tradition, it's the same unfunny joke for five minutes.

    10. Re:A simple formula: by jc79 · · Score: 1

      The difference between comedy and tragedy:

      Tragedy is when I cut my finger.

      Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

    11. Re:A simple formula: by jc79 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember scientists coming up with a complicated formula for humour. Which would let you divide by zero. Now that was funny!

      I suspect, rather than actual scientists, it was more likely some rent-a-lecturer who accepts money from PR firms for putting their name to their latest "scientists have found a formula for something related to our clients product" wheeze.

      Dr Cliff Arnall, I'm looking at you.

    12. Re:A simple formula: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off that was awesome

    13. Re:A simple formula: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you're a retard

    14. Re:A simple formula: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you're a retard

      and I, for one, welcome our new Beneficient Hawai'ian Overlord!

  16. I just hit myself in the head with a frypan by GiantRobotMonster · · Score: 0

    I was going to post something, but the above analysis has taken all the fun out of it.

  17. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Are you the guy who keeps ranting about how bad xkcd is every time someone posts a link to an xkcd comic? If so, I think you may need to seek professional help (hell, the fact that you have a greasemonkey script to make sure you don't see links to xkcd is probably enough of a reason to consider this).

  18. Making fun of a group by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    yet if there's a cultural component to humour that contradicts the "error" theory.

    Indeed. Vast categories of jokes make fun of a group (different race, different cultural background, certain hobbies, certain lifestyles, etc.), including this one by the way. The stereotype this plays on is "hunters are stupid rednecks who shoot first and think later". Hunters would probably find the joke less funny but probably the "researchers" didn't define a category for them, so it didn't how up on their stats...

    1. Re:Making fun of a group by clintp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The stereotype this plays on is "hunters are stupid rednecks who shoot first and think later". [...] Hunters would probably find the joke less funny but probably the "researchers" didn't define a category for them, so it didn't how up on their stats...

      Those stupid redneck hunters often have an enormous ability to laugh at themselves that shouldn't be discounted. I haven't hunted in a while (but my NRA membership is still current) and I found the joke quite funny.

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    2. Re:Making fun of a group by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I immediately thought the same thing, then I realized that racist potty humor doesn't really challenge the brain that much, so therefore really isn't that funny. I'm looking at you Jeff Dunham.

    3. Re:Making fun of a group by Trubadidudei · · Score: 2

      RTFA

      "Also, we find jokes funny for lots of different reasons. They sometimes make us feel superior to others,[...] The hunter joke contained all three elements" (The superiority element was the first of three mentioned elements).

      Here the article clearly states that the researchers viewed this joke as being within a category of what you define as jokes that "make fun of a group".

    4. Re:Making fun of a group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, i hunt as very often as i can. I tagged a deer and an elk this year, and my sons both tagged a deer, plus all the birds we have shot and eaten.

      I heard this joke years ago and back in October told it to my two boys, and they laughed as much as i have over the years.

      Excepting the "rednecks", all hunters i know love these kinds of jokes.

      Including the following: Two "insert geographical region here" (for me it is Portland) hunters are dragging a deer by the feet towards camp when they come upon another hunter who tells them that it would be a lot easier to drag the deer if they pulled it by the antlers. So the two Portland hunters did and after a while said: You know, he was right, but camp is back that way!

    5. Re:Making fun of a group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one of those theory first, evidence second "But think of the x!" people, aren't you?

    6. Re:Making fun of a group by VIPERsssss · · Score: 1

      Chris Rock can't run 3 puppets at the same time.
      That being said, Eddie Murphy was pretty good in white face.

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    7. Re:Making fun of a group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But the racist humor falls under a scenario in the CNN article (funniest joke in the world link).

      ...while Americans and Canadians preferred jokes where there was a strong sense of superiority -- either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else.

    8. Re:Making fun of a group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The joke was probably created by Spike Milligan for the Goon Show. Not related to rednecks or hunters if that is the case.
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm
        " Bentine: I just came in and found him lying on the carpet there
      Sellers: Oh, is he dead?
      Bentine: I think so
      Sellers: Hadn't you better make sure?
      Bentine: Alright. Just a minute
      Sound of two gun shots
      Bentine: He's dead. "

    9. Re:Making fun of a group by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's true, but it rather misses the point. There are racist jokes, sexist jokes, dead-baby jokes ... all kinds of jokes which have nothing whatsoever to do with "catching errors". Most jokes evoke a mental-image of a common stereotype. I'd say the humour in these situations is simply a form of group-bonding â" the sharing of an experience with like-minded individuals, and re-affirming membership in the group.

      Also, I think it's worth pointing out that while individuals can often laugh at stereotypes which apply to themselves, they generally only do so in the presence of individuals who do NOT fall into the same category. As an example, I've met plenty of "minority" men who can laugh at racist jokes, and know lots of women who will laugh at sexist jokes ... but I can't picture a group composed only of black men telling a "nigger" joke, or a group of women telling sexist jokes. When they tell/laugh-at such jokes, it's generally in larger, more diverse groups. It serves as a bonding ritual, showing the ability to downplay the obvious differences/stereotypes and belong to the larger group.

      The "error" thing they refer to might be applicable to a small subset of jokes, but it's certainly not the rule, nor is it the most important function of humour.

  19. Stereotype jokes? by grimJester · · Score: 1

    How about jokes perpetuating stereotypes about minorities or whatever strongly-held views the audience has? Jokes that would offend an average audience but not the intended one.

    Sadly, I don't have any deeply religious friends to experiment on.

    1. Re:Stereotype jokes? by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That feels like a different kind of humour - not at one's own expectations being subverted, but at an Other's perceived shortcomings being exploited in a status re-affirming way.

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    2. Re:Stereotype jokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it more of an 'acceptance ritual' kind of behavior, than an attempt at real humor?

      Although I've never under stood why jewish comedians tell jewish jokes, either.

    3. Re:Stereotype jokes? by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 1

      When you feel down-trodden and pushed aside, it's natural and healthy to make light of it. It's not just jews; immigrants and persecuted groups often do the same thing.

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    4. Re:Stereotype jokes? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. I find most blonde jokes are told by blondes, a guy named Kowalski once told me more Pollack jokes than I've ever heard elsewhere, and a fellow with an Irish accent told me these jokes:

      How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

      If you're in a bar and hear a British accent, how do you tell where he's from? Easy, wait until a fly lands in his beer. An Englishman will push the beer aside and politely order another. A Scotsman will make a face, pull the fly out, and keep drinking.

      An Irishman will pull the fly out and scream "SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!"

      What's a seven course meal for an Irishman? A six pack and a potato.

    5. Re:Stereotype jokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the Irish accent is not a British accent. I think you must have told that one wrong.

  20. FTFY by srussia · · Score: 1

    From TFA:"Bizarrely, computer analysis of the data also showed that jokes containing 103 words were thought to be especially funny. The winning "hunters" joke was 102 words long.

    [...] He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, so now what?

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  21. not all humor is about 'gaps' by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Plenty of humor (or satire) is about laughing at yourself in a normal everyday situation, but it works better when it's presented to you in a witty manner. I mean our everyday lives are funny and tragic, anything, from relationships, to work, to leisure, to death even. Tragedy and comedy are just two ends of the same stick.

    1. Re:not all humor is about 'gaps' by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Say, when did you come to realization that your nick is appropriate?

    2. Re:not all humor is about 'gaps' by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      All of your opinions are completely incorrect and mine reign supreme!

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    3. Re:not all humor is about 'gaps' by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      No! ;)

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    4. Re:not all humor is about 'gaps' by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      And no. You are not the first. Your supposed wit does not extend that far.

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  22. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1, Informative

    just because it mentions SQL injection,

    You mean the famous "Bobbie Tables" one? Yeah, but that one is funny as hell, sorry if you didn't get the humor. And yes, it does not just drop the buzzwords "SQL injection", but actually constructs a small story around it. And I just checked, the strip doesn't even mention "SQL injection", it just shows the consequences of one...

    Of course, a webmaster having been called from his weekend because a goat wandered on to his site might find SQL injection less funny, but the same is true of the hunter who just shot his mate.

  23. Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom

    The reason we don't see it so much in the animal kingdom is two-fold:
    1. We're lousy observers, bringing our presumptions with us;
    2. There's fewer opportunities.

    To make the claim that it's rare or even non-existent (in other words, you don't even know) with zero proof (and something that's contradicted by observation of animals at play or interactions of animals and their owners) is just plain junk.

    1. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure they conducted extension interviews with animals before announcing their findings. Honestly, when was the last time you heard an animal tell a joke?

    2. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I feel like I've observed some form of humor in animals. When my dog play-attacks and hops around and goes nuts, it's obviously a fabricated reaction just for fun, and isn't that the root of a great deal of humor?

    3. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My brother insists that dogs have a sense of humor, but that they prefer crude practical jokes. His example is a David Lynch movie where a man's hand gets chopped off and a dog picks it up and runs off with it. The dog knows the guy wants his hand, and gets special joy from stealing it.

      Yes, it's just a movie... but I've seen enough real life examples not to dismiss it.

    4. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Animals do tell jokes after they've been taught sign language though. Gorilla humor seems to involve a lot of jokes about monkeys.

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    5. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When's the last time you saw an animal do something just for fun? From squirrels teasing dogs (they do it in the wild all the time, and I used to have a pet squirrel that would jump on my Newfie's tail, then his head, then hop back to my shoulder or go running around my legs at the knee, just to tease him.

      Sure, the dog could have just waited until the squirrel stopped and then killed him, but he never did.

      Same squirrel - I'd be typing away, and every once in a while he'd quickly hop on the keyboard to insert a few extra characters. Then he'd stand there and look at me, and I'd poke him lightly in the nose trying to get him to understand "don't do that!" He understood - he also understood that he could get away with it.

      The more intelligent birds do it too. Get yourself a pet crow - crows also are tool-makers, as are several other animals, so it's not surprising to see that they can also be intentionally funny. Humour, even slapstick, is the way we deal with aggressive impulses less destructively. All humour has an element of meanness in it, from teasing to outright "nasty show" stuff.

    6. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2

      Their reaction would be "Oh but were too sophisticated now to include slapstick as humour - get back to your black and white silent movies, you ignorant clod!"

      Or "Tsk, tsk, you're just anthropomorphizing their behaviour ..."

      Of course, they have no research data to back up their claim that animals don't have a sense of humour, but "that's obvious", just like it was "obvious" that the earth is flat and the center of the universe.

    7. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Yeah, some time back I was thinking that perhaps while creatures like amoebas and ants might not be smart, they might not actually be that stupid.

      But how are they going to show their intelligence given their limitations? You're not going to be able to communicate an IQ quiz to them.

      Same goes for humour - they might find things funny, but what do you expect them to say to you?

      I do know that at least some dogs have a sense of humour. I believe other animals have too. Especially animals that play. Even rats play, and some think they even laugh when tickled: http://www.livescience.com/6946-joke-animals-laugh.html

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    8. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, when was the last time you heard an animal tell a joke?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gHZPDh12g

    9. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      without language, just banging a stick on a wall can be funny if you've never seen it before. even to a monkey. but an animal would be unable to say why something is funny, or indeed that something is "funny". thats' why they're fucking animals and not people.

      but in reality there's no science, some jokes just get better as they get older.

      as a proof that there's no science to jokes I submit this: "what did the retarded kid get for christmas? -cancer."

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    10. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Calydor · · Score: 2

      There's the big problem. Just as you're unlikely to see humor from human research subjects in a controlled environment (let's just think prison here) you won't see it from animals in the same situation, so most of the "animals have a sense of humor" stories will remain unverifiable anecdotes.

      I have a few of my own. My old dog used to find it hilarious to throw her favorite ball under a wardrobe, and then stand there wagging like crazy while I was wiggling around on the floor trying to reach it. Did she want her ball? Hell no, she'd ignore it seconds later, she just wanted to see me look funny.

      Or just the other day when another dog tried crawling onto a dining table chair - we're talking a labrador sized dog here - and when she finally made it, she just lay there looking at me with her tail wagging for a few seconds before jumping down.

      I'm also reminded of an old home video of a cat laying in hiding while an approximately two year old kid comes walking down a path, then jumps out right in front of him. How is that not doing something simply for the fun of it? I honestly doubt the cat intended to kill and eat the child.

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    11. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear to god
        I've just heard a duck tell a joke
        o...k
        there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
        one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
        then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
        it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

    12. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      As I've pointed out elsewhere, all humour is the diversion of cruel impulses to less destructive behaviour. Your joke is perceived as funny by that same reasoning.

      The joke is either "on the listener" or on a 3rd party, or the teller is themselves the butt of the joke.

      Even our actions to a "good joke" - the baring of our teeth in laughter - are an aggressive challenge to apes and many other animals.

    13. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least something resembling humor is often exhibited in higher order vertebrates. (I'd say they do have a sense of humor, but you know how some scientists are. Or at least those dealing with psychology.) I've seen it in cats, dogs, whales, many types of primates, elephants, horses, etc. They don't always have a way of expressing amusement in a way that is easily read by humans, but you can definitely tell there is something going on there by their actions. If there's something they can get away with which may be considered annoying but otherwise harmless to another animal, the effort involved to do such pointless acts requires a sense of humor. Of course we'll just call that playing. But if you have no sense of humor, then there's not much reward in playing for social and intellectual development.

      Also not all humor in animals is what we'd call slapstick. Primates which have learned sign language sometimes sign to each other behind another troop member's back while pointing at him. Facial expressions and gestures in great apes aren't that far from ours either, when putting humans in the same situation. They obviously know how to make fun of each other. They also do the "poker face", only to break into a big grin when nobody's looking. Other animals besides primates will ignore you or do something unexpected on purpose, which would be funny from the animal's perspective and the way in which it is done also requires some thought about it.

      I'd say the only reason why much in the way of humor hasn't been attributed to the animal kingdom is primarily because the research in that area is lacking.

    14. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Kiffer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly you don't read enough bash.org

      http://bash.org/?334762

        I swear to god
        I've just heard a duck tell a joke
        there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
        one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
        then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental

    15. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by plopez · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only time I find animals funny is when their flavor is a bit "off". As in:

      Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    16. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by artor3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're projecting. The squirrel didn't understand that it was inserting characters into your stream of text and annoying you. He didn't understand he was pranking you. All he understood was that you were just sitting there wiggling your fingers for some reason, and he could make you stop and pay attention to him for a bit by stepping on the clicky surface.

      Animals play for some pretty well established reasons, reasons which are largely the same for (young) humans. It builds social skills, locomotive skills, and (where objects are involved) fine motor control. But for them to enjoy teasing and pranking each other, they'd need to have thoughts about another creature's thoughts. Humans are able to to take this out to the fourth or fifth order before getting confused ("I know that Bob knows that Sue knows that Bob knows that I know..."). With animals, great apes have been shown capable of second-order beliefs (but no further), and no other animals have demonstrated this capacity at all. This is unsurprising, since very few animals have even been able to demonstrate self-awareness with the well-known mirror test.

      There is no doubt that some animals are smart and self-aware. Great apes, dolphins, corvids, and elephants have all demonstrated self-awareness, and I'm in no way suggesting that they are mindless automatons the way some philosophers once believed. But you're attributing a much higher level of thought to them, one which scientists have often tested for and never found (except in great apes).

    17. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      Never said that the squirrel was aware that it was inserting characters into the text stream - just that it was aware that it bugged me.

      Dogs and cats pass the mirror test just fine. They know the difference, and they know its them and not some other dogs' image, since if it's a strange dog, they'll turn around to attack.

      They also know the diff. between the TV and an image in a mirror, so you might want to rethink all that m- your so-called "science" is decades out of date.

    18. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by artor3 · · Score: 2

      The squirrel was not aware that it bugged you, and dogs and cats do not pass the mirror test. That has been shown time and time again and I challenge you to cite a study showing otherwise. And I'm not talking about some pet owner with a youtube video that he declares to show his pet passing.

      You are being irrational.

    19. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister had a ferret, which would "giggle" when you played with it and it was having fun. We had a game where it would try and bite my ties, and I would throw it away (gently) onto the couch. My son does a similar thing when I tease him. As long as I wasn't being not malicious then it is funny.

    20. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by amRadioHed · · Score: 2

      The cat jumping out at the kid didn't intend to kill and eat the child, but it's play hunting just the same. What do cats do for fun? Stalking, chasing, ambushing. It's all about improving skills needed for catching their next meal in the wild.

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    21. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when my African Grey learned my text tone...and then laughed every time I entered the room and checked my phone..was she playing a joke on me? It took me about an hour to figure out what was going on! When I told her she was bad, she bobbed her head up and down, wiggled her tail, and started laughing again. ;)

    22. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals play for some pretty well established reasons, reasons which are largely the same for (young) humans. It builds social skills, locomotive skills, and (where objects are involved) fine motor control.

      Excellent analysis! I'll be sure to adopt a more accommodating position when my dog next humps my leg to help him build that fine motor control.

    23. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      No, you're being irrational. When a dog can recognize that the reflection of another dog is NOT the other dog, but just the reflection, they've successfully discriminated between the appearance of something and the actual thing - same as they recognize that their own reflection is not them, just a reflection.

      To be able to recognize the difference, they have to be aware of "self" and "other."

      BTW - the mirror test has since been debunked because it doesn't even work with human infants :-)

    24. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are spot on. While there is a lot of anthropomorphism, anti-anthropomorphism is equally stupid. Sometimes the critters are behaving like us, and that seemed a good example.

    25. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Even our actions to a "good joke" - the baring of our teeth in laughter - are an aggressive challenge to apes and many other animals.

      Somebody remembers her Heinlein.

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    26. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The big problem here is that some people want to limit what is funny to what is funny "to them" - not to others, and not to other species.

      The also want to limit other species ability to feel emotions based on them not being "intelligent enough."

      Animals demonstrate more empathy than they do ...

    27. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Absolutely! One of my dogs learned how to open the sliding glass patio doors by himself. So, not that it's (*^%$#!!! COLD, I lock the door.

      Next thing I know, I hear a loud slamming noise coming from the kitchen. He's getting my attention by banging the kitchen cabinet doors open and closed, and stops when he hears me walking toward the kitchen - and the two dogs are standing in the middle of the kitchen looking at me like "hey stupid, open the door!"

      They knew they weren't allowed barking, they couldn't open the door themselves any more, so they developed another way to communicate what they wanted, and I guess you could say they "trained me."

      If we refuse to admit it's possible, we'll never recognize it when it happens.

    28. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Cite a study. There have been plenty, and dogs don't pass them. Do you think all scientists secretly hate dogs or something?

      And the mirror test is not debunked due to infants failing it. Infants fail it because they're not yet self-aware. The development of the child's mind has been studied extensively, and we know they gain certain abilities around certain ages. For example, children don't develop object permanence until around 10 months old (which is why they get upset if you leave the room -- they think you've disappeared from the world), and they don't develop second order beliefs (e.g. understanding that their parents have their own minds with their own thoughts) until around 3 years old.

    29. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There are a few reasons why we don't do such research.

      1. If we DID the research and found that the animals we eat are too much like us, we'd have to reconsider ...
      2. People who don't believe animals have a sense of humour or much self-awareness take it as self-evident.
      3. People who already know otherwise from personal experience take it as self-evident.

      It's possible that a lot of it is caused by "contamination" from contact with humans - and that even humans wouldn't be self-aware without extensive "contamination" by other humans. The only experiment that could have tested the latter (the 50 infants who were fed but never hugged or talked to) all died - failure to thrive.

      There's some evidence that most, if not all, humans weren't all that self-aware until about 6000 BC. Who knows - maybe WE picked it up from being stimulated by our contacts with wolves 8k to 10k years ago. Outlandish? Perhaps ... but it makes more sense than that we were fully self-aware for over 100,000 years and only developed enough empathy and awareness of "self" vs "other" to realize that slavery is wrong in the last hundred years.

      The other conclusion - that socialization is a one-way street from humans to other animals - is incredibly egotistical, and easily demonstrated as bogus by observations that animals that have never had contact with humans have complex social structures (and also that human social conventions and structures tend to rapidly degenerate under stress, or that masses can be easily persuaded to believe and do things that, in retrospect, are mass insanity).

    30. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Are you crippled? Do it yourself. Get a dog. Have it look in a floor-to-ceiling mirror. It will recognize that the other dog is "self", and not respond to it, just as it will recognize that your reflection is not "you". Have another dog, a cat, or another animal enter the room from behind. The first dog will recognize that the other dog is not "in the mirror", but actually behind it. It clearly can differentiate between "self" and "other", as well as recognizing that the reflection is of itself, and not "other".

      It's not that scientists hate dogs - but scientists can be incredibly blind to the obvious and stick to their preconceptions the same as any religious belief. Just like all those fundies who claim that same-sex relationships are unnatural and don't happen in nature - they must have never seen a dog hump their leg - or the reality - they are blind to the facts because the facts don't agree with their pre-conceptions.

      Funny how an immature puppy beats out an immature human in your "self-awareness" test, isn't it? The reason for this is simple - dogs develop self-awareness more rapidly than humans because it's more essential to their survival early on. They learn VERY quickly not to hurt each other too much in play, because otherwise only 1 (at best) would survive from each litter. So they know not just "self", but to a certain extent, that "other" is another "self".

      From observations of bullying and abusive/dominant behaviour, from schoolyards, to the workplace, the home, etc., it's obvious that some humans never learn that. There's a biological basis for this. Since there was less need for self-control as infants (what's a one-year-old going to do - gum you to death?) genes for self-control, as well as recognizing the difference between "self" and "other" at a young age, were not preferentially selected for. In their place, we have the much less effective social control of older (childhood and up) humans.

    31. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by artor3 · · Score: 1

      So you reject all science and go with your gut, because things are "obvious" to you, and scientists just can't see the obvious.

      Really, there's no point in continuing this discussion. You've made a conscious choice not to understand the world, and nothing I say can ever get you to open your eyes against your own will.

    32. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      No - I'm saying that you can do your own controlled experiment. Or is a simple experiment that takes 5 minutes to complete beyond your ability?

      You can even repeat it multiple times.

      You know, that's the scientific method - repeatable experiments, not the "show me a citation on the web or it ain't so" whining you've descended to.

      If you read the Foundation Trilogy, you'll find a particularly apt section, where history researchers try to claim that doing research "in the great library" is the only proper way, and that research "in the field" is over-rated. Think of it - you've become a punch-line in an old sci-fi, like so many who refuse to think any more.

    33. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Animals play for some pretty well established reasons, reasons which are largely the same for (young) humans. It builds social skills, locomotive skills, and (where objects are involved) fine motor control. But for them to enjoy teasing and pranking each other, they'd need to have thoughts about another creature's thoughts.

      Non sequitur. Being able to get a reaction over which it has some control is a fundamental form of enjoyment for any animal that uses its brain for survival. It is the control involved in the "teasing and pranking", not (necessarily) "thoughts about another creature's thoughts", that brings the pleasure.

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    34. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      So you think that a "scientific study" (appeal to authority fallacy) trumps evidence of the senses?

      FWIW the mental abilities of dogs vary greatly between breeds and within breeds, and those abilities vary with training. Test mundane strays, get mundane results.

      To use the hackneyed maxim, Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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    35. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Nothing quite like a Great Jape

    36. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Khazunga · · Score: 1

      They also know the diff. between the TV and an image in a mirror, so you might want to rethink all that m- your so-called "science" is decades out of date.

      Dogs have no cones in the retina, only rods, so: They see in black and white, as is widely known; and, more importantly, they see at a higher frequency. The result is that they see the flicker on the TV, making it definitely not lifelike. Oh, and the TV doesn't smell (thankfully), which for dogs is much more relevant than for us.

      You can verify the higher operating frequency of rods, by looking at some fluorescent lamps from the corner of your eye. The center of the eye - the fovea - is very dense in cones, but the periphery is not, and rods are more common there. In many situations, you can't see a flicker of a device looking directly, but if you look using the vision edge it is very noticeable.

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    37. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Khazunga · · Score: 1

      A mirror test for a dog is no easy feat. You are testing a non-dominant sense. Dogs rely a lot on smell, and there is no mirror for smell. So, on a mirror test, you either add a smell of another dog, or do nothing and let the "other dog" have no smell. One option induces the animal in error using its dominant sense, and the other creates a dissonance between senses. I wouldn't know how to interpret the result. If you go for the second option, you'll observe one of two results: either the animal reacts to the mirror, and he may as well be reacting to the sense dissonance and trying to solve it, or he does not, and it could mean that he passed the test or that he ignored the non-dominant sense. No valid result.

      Obviously, I haven't read the mirror test studies on dogs, but I'd approach them with a grain of salt.

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    38. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      It isn't what you know, it's what you know that isn't so, that will bite you in the rump :-)

      They see in black and white, as is widely known;

      Please don't continue to spread misinformation about dogs "only seeing black and white".

      Dogs are dichromatic, not monochromatic. They see color - just not the same as we do.

      Spectrum of what dogs actually see

      Your misunderstanding is the same as people who think that someone who is red-green colorblind can't tell the difference, which is false.

      Second, dogs flicker rate is well below my plasma TV's 600hz ..., and far below the refresh rate on LCD backlights. They will not see any flicker whatsoever, and neither will you, no matter how much you try.

    39. Re:Yet another piece of junk science ... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      My five-month-old daughter burst out laughing the other day when my wife took off her scarf. We still don't quite understand that one, but it was clear the kiddo thought it was hilarious.

  24. Re:Be careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, machine translation has come a long way.
    That translation is flawless. A human couldn't have done it better.
    Never thought I see the day.

  25. So that's why by suspiciously_calm · · Score: 1

    So that's why FAIL is LOL.

  26. Animal humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Animals may have a sense of humor. They just can't tell jokes because they can't speak.

    My friend's dog used to hide in wait for the neighbor's cat. The cat would come round the corner of the house, face to face with the dog. The dog would woof loudly and the cat would flee over the fence. The dog didn't bother to chase the cat. He just seemed to enjoy the joke.

    1. Re:Animal humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Over the years, I've had, and met, several dogs who liked to play jokes on people - barking just at the right time to startle them, one who liked to pull chairs away from people as they sat down, and my current dog, who finds great entertainment in breaking wind on house guests, but only if they react in surprise. I suspect that their claim of humor being rare or non-existent in the animal world was due to one of these:

      1) Confirmation Bias - they decided the result, and then only accepted as valid evidence that supported their claim. This is usually the result of religious views that humans are "special" and thus animals need to be lessened by taking away permission for them to experience the world the way humans do. ("No, animals do not really feel pain! Also, uh, they don't understand jokes either! It's because my god didn't give them souls!")
      2) Lack of experience with animals - they've never actually spent any time around animals, and are thus talking out of their asses (the posterior orifice, not the donkey)

    2. Re:Animal humor by shoor · · Score: 1

      I remember a sort of zoo, a cheap little place in Florida in the days before Disneyworld, where a chimpanzee liked to squirt water from his mouth on tourists who got too close.

      I also read or saw in a documentary about an octopus in an aquarium that would squirt water on unsuspecting visitors, and then do a color change that at least one of the keepers thought was associated with laughing. (I think the aquarium was at some university or research facility, but I don't remember for sure.)

      These are only anecdotes and the interpretation could be 'projecting' or 'anthropomorphizing', but, how does one know that other species don't have a sense of humor? Absence of proof is not proof of absence after all.

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  27. Hay Pete! All the guys down at the pub... by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1

    ... say your girl is a lousy lay, but I want you to know that that's not my experience at all.

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    1. Re:Hay Pete! All the guys down at the pub... by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      ... say your girl is a lousy lay, but I want you to know that that's not my experience at all.

      They're probably right. I know your wife thinks that too!

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    2. Re:Hay Pete! All the guys down at the pub... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they meant louse-y lay.

    3. Re:Hay Pete! All the guys down at the pub... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      a really pretty waitress once found me attractive and asked me if I wanted some super sex.

      but at my age, I opted for the soup.

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  28. The article and the joke by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2

    Am I the only one who noticed that the 'funniest joke' wasn't all that funny... then read the rest of the article and wondered what they'd cut out to get the 102-word joke down to less than 80?

    Just what could be in those 20-something words to make the joke so much funnier?

    1. Re:The article and the joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But also, they can't claim it is the "funniest" joke. What they should be claiming is that it is the joke that the most people found funny. The "funniest" joke might be known to only one person (or nobody!).

      Anyway, my vote goes for something here.

    2. Re:The article and the joke by biodata · · Score: 1

      I agree. My expectations were conditioned by this though: 'voted the funniest joke in the world by American men'. When I read the references to hunting and guns, my expectations were further bolstered, making it almost impossible for the joke itself to engender surprise, since the context had already rendered me determinedly unsurprised. I found it ironic that the article relied on American men to judge the best joke in the world. I wonder how many different countries supplied contestants, and who translated them.

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    3. Re:The article and the joke by Nationless · · Score: 2

      Hype ALWAYS kills a joke.

      If someone tells you repeatedly: "You have to hear this, this is the funniest joke ever! hahahhaaha.". Then it usually ends up being not funny at all.

      This could be because your brain is actively turned into alert mode where it's refusing to make assumptions so it can't be fooled or just because hype ruins everything because usually things don't live up to it.

    4. Re:The article and the joke by thomst · · Score: 1

      My expectations were conditioned by this though: 'voted the funniest joke in the world by American men'. When I read the references to hunting and guns, my expectations were further bolstered, making it almost impossible for the joke itself to engender surprise, since the context had already rendered me determinedly unsurprised.

      What makes the joke funny is not the hunting, or the guns. What makes it funny is the unexpected twist - and the fact that, by implication, the guy making the phone call is an idiot.

      Incongruity is one widely-advocated theory of the foundations of all humor (there are others). Regardless of whether you accept the proposition that it's the basis of ALL humor, it's certainly a key ingredient. For instance, it's the reason why the Rule of Three (and the lesser known Rule of Seven) consistently produces jokes that most people find funny. It's why gags from the squirting boutonniere, to the whoopee cushion consistently get laughs. It's why:

      A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" The neutron replies, "You bet!" so the bartender pulls him a tall, frosty one and sets it on the bar in front of him. The neutron downs it with gusto, wipes the foam off his chin, and asks, "So, what do I owe you?"

      The bartender looks him up and down and says, "For you? No charge."

      is funny - because it violates your expectations (who expects a bartender to know the charges of subnuclear particles, just off the top of his head, anyway?).

      So it's not hunters or guns, per se, that make the "funniest" joke funny. It's that you're expecting the guy who calls 911 to come back and tell the operator, "Well, he's not breathing," rather than to "make sure he's dead" by finishing him off. That incongruity is what makes it funny. That, and the fact that the caller is an obvious idiot.

      I found it ironic that the article relied on American men to judge the best joke in the world.

      Ironic in what way?

      Because you're non-American? Because over two million ratings were submitted, and the one that got the highest score also happened to be the one that most appealed to those who identified themselves as American men? Because you, personally, don't find that joke particularly funny?

      "Thinking" with your prejudices is not really thinking at all.

      Korma: Good

      Indeed.

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    5. Re:The article and the joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could tell you the funniest joke ever, but then it would kill you...

    6. Re:The article and the joke by clintp · · Score: 2

      It's that you're expecting the guy who calls 911 to come back and tell the operator, "Well, he's not breathing," rather than to "make sure he's dead" by finishing him off. That incongruity is what makes it funny. That, and the fact that the caller is an obvious idiot.

      I think the grandparent poster won't ever see the humor in it being clouded with prejudices as he seems to be. After I laughed, I tried translating the joke to see if it might carry into another culture. *tries his stand-up Philosophy*

      Time: Ancient Rome (say, Late Republic). And the audience would be Roman citizens of the time.

      A physician is examining a patient in his house, when a slave comes running into the room "Doctor! I think my master's gardener is dead! What should I do?". "I'm busy here! Go make sure he's really dead." The slave runs out, and minutes later runs back in, breathless, his tunic now blood-spattered, carrying a shovel, "Yup! He's dead!"

      And yeah, the joke still works. The vague instructions from the learned man, the idiot all-too-literal slave, destruction of property, the graphic twist at the end. It's a good joke. In fact, framed this way, it might even be *funnier* to that audience.

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    7. Re:The article and the joke by locofungus · · Score: 2

      I hadn't noticed the shortened word count. I also didn't find it funny.

      Timing is everything and maybe those missing 20 words while not being necessary to the "joke" are essential to the timing.

      This cartoon is my favourite joke:
      http://svalko.org/data/2011_11_05_17_55_964161_1.jpeg

      Tim.

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    8. Re:The article and the joke by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's one way deadpan delivery augments humor. The other would be to make the emotional expression of the speaker contradictory to their beliefs (thus creating the gap referred to in the article).

    9. Re:The article and the joke by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you read the article, you'd see this:

      Wiseman said the joke worked across many different countries and appealed to men and women and young and old alike. "Many of the jokes submitted received higher ratings from certain groups of people, but this one had real universal appeal," he said.

      So it wasn't just "American men", but pretty much all people everywhere who liked that joke. Have you considered the possibility that you just have a poor sense of humor?

    10. Re:The article and the joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "funniest joke" claim is a scientific experiment filtered through a journalist's pen. (Or word processor, if you prefer)

      Reading the article, I see no evidence that the original scientists made any such claim. Their claim is that it's the most universally humorous joke. In other words, certain cultures might find different jokes funny, but this one is funny to all cultures. It doesn't mean it's the funniest to anyone, just that everyone can laugh at it to at least some degree.

  29. This is one of my favorites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    “We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.

    A neutrino walks into a bar.

    1. Re:This is one of my favorites by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      For you, sir, no charge.

      “We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.

      A neutrino walks into a bar.

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    2. Re:This is one of my favorites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I thought about this. I think it's better like this:

      A neutrino exits a bar.
      “We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.

  30. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's too bad that the GP's comment is modded down to -1. Of the 40 or so comments posted here so far, it's the only one that takes anything resembling a scientific approach toward analyzing humor. The rest are just people posting off-topic comments repeating jokes they heard elsewhere, or posting snide remarks like yours. Also, nothing in the GP's comment sounds like a grudge to me, nor is it vitriolic. It sounds like a very reasonable and intellectual analysis of XKCD comics and their impact on the the internet community.

  31. Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That joke was so funny, I read the paragraph after the joke had ended expecting the punchline to be there.

    Did they use multiple choice to come up with "the funniest joke"? How bad were all the other jokes? Calling that the funniest joke "in the world" to American men is idiotic, there are millions of jokes, they could not possibly of tested them all. They used a very small subset selected by a person or group of people who obviously weren't comedians.

  32. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...wyTkon cmeeTcr haA bamn!!!

  33. My dog watches Seinfeld by TheTruthIs · · Score: 2

    My dog watches Seinfeld but I don't know if it's for the jokes.

    1. Re:My dog watches Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be more impressive if he watched something funny instead.

  34. Humor in animals by koan · · Score: 2

    If you think humor or "mirth" is rare or missing in animals you haven't been paying attention, or you're too concerned with your colleges accusations of anthropomorphism.

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  35. 103 words by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    According to the funniest-joke-in-the-world article, jokes with 103 words were considered especially funny, however the winning joke has 102 words. That supports my opinion that the joke works a little better if you change the line to "First, let's make sure he's really dead." It's a more plausible phrasing that makes the emergency-services person's intention clearer (to the audience), but works equally well when misunderstood by the hunter.

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    1. Re:103 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke is far funnier if you just remove the paragraph explaining it to dumb Americans. It was obvious to me that the emergency services guy was asking him to kill his friend.

    2. Re:103 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whooosh!

    3. Re:103 words by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      Actually, they also mention that ducks makes a joke more funny. So if you expand the joke to 103 words by making the hunters duck hunters, you've added two funny traits in one step.

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    4. Re:103 words by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Why not just make a joke thus:

      Duck duck duck duck duck duck, duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck. Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck. Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck, duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck, duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck.

      Scientifically speaking, this should be extremely funny.

      Now lets see how the mods react.

    5. Re:103 words by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Scientifically speaking, this should be extremely funny.

      No. It just should be more funny than

      Dick dick dick dick dick dick, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.

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    6. Re:103 words by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the 103rd word be "goose"?

  36. Re:Be careful! by jpapon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google has a special filter which prevents translating dangerous jokes like that. You should be happy, Google just saved your life.

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  37. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    actually, someone put corn flakes in this guy's piss, today.

    that's why he's a grouch.

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  38. Re:Be careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's German for "whoosh?"

  39. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by stewbacca · · Score: 2

    Forwarding/referencing/reposting xkcd comics is a way for a large minority of socially challenged people to express themselves in a way free of normal societal constraints. In other words, it's nerd humor, and there's nothing wrong with that. The Internet has given lots of small-but-passionate groups a voice.

    anyone who has spent any time in an academic or laboratory setting would've seen years, or even decades, ago.

    Oh, so you are a hipster of computer science. Interesting!

    Apple users and xkcd are one in the same? Seriously? I'm in the first camp and don't get the second camp at all. I think the two are mutually exclusive, unless there's some sort of strange hybrid "I find SQL injection on my Mac to be funny" personas out there.

  40. Expectations depend on context (thus, culture) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were to see a homeless hobo take a piss at a street corner, I wouldn't find it funny (It could be anything from sad to repulsive, depending on my current mood). If I were to see a businessman in a tailor made suit do that, I'd nearly certainly get a few laughs out of it. This is obviously a cultural issue and fully consistent with this theory: On one of those cases, my expectations are reversed and my mind needs to do some self-repairing.

    Obviously there is a cultural component to humor - like there is to everything else that we do - but it doesn't even imply that this theory would be wrong (and it certainly isn't new).

  41. Re:Be careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whoosh?

  42. Re:Be careful! by JustOK · · Score: 2

    der uber whoosh

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  43. Comedy Central "news" shows for propaganda reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know how to spell, Colbert? Or the other guy, but they use jokes to make you laugh your way into socialist ideologies. Purely propaganda.

  44. Re:Be careful! by paiute · · Score: 1

    What's German for "whoosh?"

    Whooshenstauffe

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  45. I guess more animals have humour than one believes by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is likely hard to test how humorous animals are as their mimic is hard to rate or nto at all. E.g. a raven who has just stolen the food of another raven, hiding behind a bush and watching the other raven upset jumping around the hiding place. If you see how the watching raven is behaving you get easy the impression he is laughing his ass off. However without a brain scan we can not "proof" this (providing we can figure where the humour center / laughing center in bird brain is).

    I mean every few years we get surprised by some research that says: figured that a lizard can learn under wich cup the reward is, and that every mistake of choosing the cup leads to a longer waiting time for the next "test + reward". Doh, so an animal with a brain of the size of to rice corns can learn.

    With birds, especially doves, they made experiments about counting and simple arithmetic. You have two bowls with a few grains. And a switch that can be activated with the peak of the bird. The test is to let the bird peek on that switch as often as the sum of the two bowls of grains are. The birds learned that pretty fast. One particular case is this: the dove stopped in front of the switch. It had figured it either has miscounted or miscalculated. So it went back to the bowls (now empty) and repeated the pickings in each bowl and "calculated/counted" again. Then it activated the switch successful.

    Or you now about this parrot, where a researcher taught a few hundred words? The parrot started to correct other parrots when they practiced "speech". He could understand and make simple english sentences, like "I want to go into the garden", "Give me apple".

    My assumption is that most live is able to learn, a smaller amount is "intelligent" to a certain level, and a smaller part is so intelligent that it also has humour. The question is more: why is everyone neglecting this and assuming that we humans are unique?

    Another story: a cat is proudly prancing on the top of a roof. It slipped and avalanched down the roof into the roof gutter/rain pipe. After it landed it hid in the gutter for a moment (5 - 6 seconds) then it carefully stuck its head out and watched around: "did someone see me?" was written on her forehead. When she was sure no one saw her she continued to "prance" along the rain pipe ... if she had no humour, how can she be felt ashamed of falling down the roof?

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  46. Duck jokes are particularly funny. This is my best by drumlight · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you make a duck soulful?

    Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers.

  47. Hi Lester! by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    or should I say Woody Allen?

    bjd

  48. Re:Be careful! by mbone · · Score: 1

    Whereas the much superior Babelfish translation is

    If the piece of now is git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Beiherhund the or the Flipperwaldt gersput!

  49. Least funny people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day Ralph Nader ("Unsafe at any speed") was the consensus choice as the least funny person in America. So SNL invited him to be the guest host.

    Today, in free software we have Richard Stallman and Theo de Raadt, to name two. Hand them the mic, maybe they'll kill everyone (figuratively speaking of course)!

    1. Re:Least funny people by metacell · · Score: 1

      I think Theo de Raadt is very amusing, albeit not intentionally :)

  50. Non-existent ? by mbone · · Score: 1

    The sense of humor is a ubiquitous human trait, yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom.

    I have known parrots with excellent senses of humor.

    1. Re:Non-existent ? by sackbut · · Score: 1

      The sense of humor is a ubiquitous human trait, yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom.

      I have known parrots with excellent senses of humor.

      The sense of humor is a ubiquitous human trait, yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom. I have known parrots with excellent senses of humor.

  51. Actually not a joke... by freeasinrealale · · Score: 2

    ...apparently this started as a real 911 phone call from a 'Dick Cheney'.

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    1. Re:Actually not a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only rates a 2 when actually a lot funnier than the "funniest joke in the world?

  52. Horses have a sense of humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trust me, horse humor runs to slapstick, but they will definitely pull one on you, given the chance.

  53. Same ole, same ole. by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

    Somebody got paid to do a study any Henny Youngman era comedian could have told them the result of.

  54. Illusions by denshao2 · · Score: 1

    Why aren't illusions hilarious?

    1. Re:Illusions by sakari · · Score: 1

      Why aren't illusions hilarious?

      Illusions usually are static, there is no aspect of discovering a new view. Jokes work by first letting the audience assume that the state of things is normal, then offers a new perspective for them.

      I find that humour is a way for us humans to learn new ways of looking at the world around us. Good comedians are also great at looking at the world from a different viewpoint and sharing it with the audience. Look at Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Rogan, Bill Hicks etc.. all great observers of normal things, but from a different angle than normally.

  55. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by JabrTheHut · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the two are mutually exclusive, unless there's some sort of strange hybrid "I find SQL injection on my Mac to be funny" personas out there.

    Speaking just for myself, I find an SQL injection on your Mac would be hilarious...

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  56. wit by martyb · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "Wit is intellect, dancing."

    Sorry that I don't know the author, but I've found much wisdom in those few words. Perhaps it explains why puns and double entendre(sp?) are so popular?

    1. Re:wit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wit is educated insolence." -- Aristotle

  57. Religion and humour by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, it may be because those "hard core" ultrareligious sorts live in fear (which IMO is suboptimal). It's not funny if you feel unsafe.

    Sounds plausible. I've heard theories that humour is associated with the release of tensions - people *do* laugh at inopportune times, frequently when something stressful has happened, not just when there's a "funny" in the air. So if religious types never feel relaxed (or, conversely, never feel under tension) then the release will never happen and the laughter won't be caused.

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  58. Two things by fyngyrz · · Score: 0

    yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom

    First, this has to have been written by someone who has either never lived with dogs and/or cats and/or parrots and/dolphins, or else is emotionally retarded; second, humor is much simpler: as far as I can tell, it is predatory -- there is always a loser in an expression of humor. Making someone, or something, the butt of a joke engenders social ordering, or status. To put it another way, at a certain basic level, humor seems to me to range from mildly to extreme dominating behavior. Try to find a joke that doesn't have a victim, or a "butt"; that's the source of even calling someone the "butt of a joke."

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    1. Re:Two things by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      The "two goldfish in a tank"-joke doesn't have a loser. I'd be really interested in a list of animals where humor has been observed, and how that manifests (or can be detected). To be genuine, it mustn't be something trained on (like most of dogs "humanoid" behaviour).

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    2. Re:Two things by uglyMood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would say that my cat's schtick of frantically crying and scratching at the door to be let in and then casually sauntering away when I open it would qualify. She usually does this at least three times before consenting to enter, and seems quite amused by the whole thing.

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    3. Re:Two things by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Informative

      The "two goldfish in a tank"-joke doesn't have a loser.

      Well, let's see.

      Do you mean this joke:
       
      Q: Two goldfish are in a tank.

      A: One says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

      That definitely has a loser: The person being told the joke is made to think "fish tank" by the context presented by the teller of the joke, and then is ambushed by the teller of the joke specifically by being made to know they were thinking incorrectly -- it's a military tank. The laughter comes from the listener when they realize they were wrong; from the teller at the realization of the listener they've been had. Dominance and submission, both.

      Or did you have another "two goldfish" joke?

      I'd be really interested in a list of animals where humor has been observed

      I just gave you one (abbreviated, but pretty obvious.)

      and how that manifests (or can be detected)

      Ever see a cat hide from another cat or dog, smack it on the head when it wanders by, and then "run away", but using very high leaps that aren't effective at distancing instead of the ground covering-speed they are actually capable of? That's an ambush, with a victim, delivered as social one-uppance, but clearly below the threshold of actual violence. Dominance. That's humor, straight up. The laughter *is* the "run."

      Dolphins not only ambush and prank, they laugh at the victim's discomfort, too. Ask any dolphin handler. It can be pretty rough humor, too. Like, broken-bone rough. That's more of a reflection of just how powerful an animal they are as compared to humans, I think -- the same jokes on other dolphins wouldn't result in that kind of damage. They'll pull you under when you're swimming, spit water in your face, all kinds of dominating pranks.

      Parrots... those are considerably harder to explain, as the behavior is, in fact, linked with their use of language, and that varies enormously by the individual parrot. I'm going to punt and say you need to live with one. They're bloody hilarious, though, believe me.

      Dogs... they exhibit a wide range of intelligent behaviors (as do cats, for that matter), but as far as humor goes, just play "throw the stick" with one that hasn't been trained to fetch, and see how easy it isn't to get the stick back, and how the dog will tease in the manner of "I have the stick, here, it's almost in your reach, whoops, you're too slow, aren't you?" Straight up dominance, you're the victim, sub-violent. If you enjoy being teased, then we have submission as well (though note how quickly being teased gets old... submission is a hard place to maintain cheerfully.) It's humor.

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    4. Re:Two things by jc42 · · Score: 2

      rst, this has to have been written by someone who has either never lived with dogs and/or cats and/or parrots ...

      In particular, they've obviously never lived with cockatiels or budgies. Those critters' senses of humor stand out to even casual observers. We have two cockatiels and a blue-crowned conure. The conure shows little humor, and considers the cockatiels pests who should be attacked at any opportunity. She has a scary beak that we were afraid of for her first month in our house. The 'tiels figured out early on that they can easily outfly her, and they torment her relentlessly. This includes picking up food that they know she likes, landing with it just out of her reach, and eating it while watching her. They know just how close they can get and still be safe. And you can see the joy on their little faces as they do this. A humorless animal would stay away from a bigger, stronger, antagonistic opponent, but these little guys clearly enjoy teasing her.

      Their behavior would definitely fit into the "making someone seem silly or stupid or incompetent" classification.

      Many other parrot owners can no doubt post descriptions of their pet's humor.

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    5. Re:Two things by khallow · · Score: 1

      Or they're trying to drive a glass bowl. That's funny too.

    6. Re:Two things by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Funny

      My mother-in-law's African grey likes to sound the fire alarm when she's cooking, and calls the dog a "good boy" then laugh when the dog is in trouble. He also likes to memorize a telephone's ring and some of the sound effects from casual Flash games (to make you go looking at your screen). The last dog he used to call by name, sometimes in what I could only call by an impersonation of my wife's voice, often when the dog was on the other side of a latched door or when he had just been told to stay.

    7. Re:Two things by rduke15 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Q: Two goldfish are in a tank.
      A: One says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

      Well, I understood the joke differently. I thought the fish was wondering how to drive the fish tank, and found that funny. Never thought of a military tank.

      Maybe that is because I'm from Europe, and according to the article, we have a penchant for surreal jokes?

    8. Re:Two things by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      humor is much simpler: as far as I can tell, it is predatory -- there is always a loser in an expression of humor.

      Interesting idea, but I think mistaken. That there would always be a loser and a dominance struggle suggests one cannot be amused by one's self.

    9. Re:Two things by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 2

      yet rare or non-existent in the rest of the animal kingdom

      First, this has to have been written by someone who has either never lived with dogs and/or cats and/or parrots and/dolphins, or else is emotionally retarded; second, humor is much simpler: as far as I can tell, it is predatory -- there is always a loser in an expression of humor. Making someone, or something, the butt of a joke engenders social ordering, or status. To put it another way, at a certain basic level, humor seems to me to range from mildly to extreme dominating behavior. Try to find a joke that doesn't have a victim, or a "butt"; that's the source of even calling someone the "butt of a joke."

      I'll agree about animals (sometimes) appearing to have a sense of humour. But you're wrong about jokes.

      There are only three jokes - what you describe is one, or maybe two, of the jokes. You don't find it funny (and it's probably not that funny for the audience either) - but slapstick "works" not because someone is being made fun of, but because the audience either identifies with the victim and gets a shock, then relief, when they recognise the victim is not them - or they find the wordplay amusing. The first is the "phew, glad that's not me" (man slips on banana peel), the second is "wow, that took me somewhere unexpected" (witty, clever).

      Humour is not something every human "gets" - some are too literal/fundamentalist (take themselves too seriously).

      Everything in life can be viewed as winners and losers - sounds like you analyse too much. That's why humour is healthy.

    10. Re:Two things by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2

      The humour of a joke is in the ear of the listener (my apologies to Margaret Wolfe Hungerford). I think that the fact that you think to be funny you need to put someone down or dominate someone else speaks to your own character. Granted that in general people tend to group together and look on those outside the group as outsiders. It is documented human nature. This does lead to this kind of 'alpha' humour and it isn't unusual in most places in the world. But it isn't the only kind of humour, and is relied on more, much more in some places than others. I find American humour relies more on put downs and domination than other places, and this seems to be accelerating. But I don't think that all American humour relies on it. I like Steve Wright and his humour, and I don't see many of his jokes making others the butt of a joke. Bob Newhart did great stand up comedy with little if any put down humour. As an example of humour where others are not the butt of a joke, even though not American look at the movie 'The Full Monte'. It was funny as hell, and I didn't see a mean bone in it. Mind you, even with the name of the movie I don't think we saw any bone in it. (See what I did there!?) And there are a ton of other great movies and comedians who don't rely on meanness and put downs.

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    11. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making someone, or something, the butt of a joke engenders social ordering, or status.

      From TFA

      while Americans and Canadians preferred jokes where there was a strong sense of superiority -- either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else.

    12. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm french-Canadian and that's also how I understood the joke at first.

    13. Re:Two things by Guppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a famous story about the African Grey parrot Alex. One of the researchers was cooking a Cornish Hen, at which Alex exclaimed "Oh No, Paco!" (Paco being another parrot). Upon being told it wasn't Paco, Alex then laughed in a very human style.

    14. Re:Two things by Nethead · · Score: 4, Funny

      We would play a game with my grey where we would touch his tail and say "Got yer tail!"

      On day my wife walks past him and he pecks her butt and says "got yer tail!" and cracks up laughing.

      Mostly they are like living with a 3 year old. One with a very sharp beak that likes to chew things.

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    15. Re:Two things by gfody · · Score: 1

      no it isn't

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    16. Re:Two things by dhammabum · · Score: 2

      Are those european goldfish or american goldfish?

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    17. Re:Two things by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      oh TANK!....I get it, LMAO

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    18. Re:Two things by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      I crack myself up all the time.

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    19. Re:Two things by kdemetter · · Score: 2

      I read it like that too. But I'm from Belgium that might explain it .

    20. Re:Two things by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      I read it like that too ( trying to drive a glass bowl ) .
      It's interesting : different people like different aspects of a joke. Which is what the article is all about.

    21. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your getting their display of humour mixed up with our humour at seeing odd or incongruous behaviour.

    22. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how I understood it first too (also European), but even then there is a loser in the joke: the fish, because he doesn't realize you can't drive a fish-tank.

    23. Re:Two things by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Just because an animal mimics laughing, does not mean they understand humor, or are laughing at something. Just as a computer playing the laughing sounds does not mean it either.

    24. Re:Two things by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He forgot puns. I got a laugh out of a guy by making a word up.

    25. Re:Two things by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Calling that humour is a massive strech. You see similar behaviour in youg children - they annoy the crap out of you when you're trying to do something, then wonder off to do something else as soon as you finally acknowledge them. It's a desire for attention, not an attempt to be funny.

    26. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think she wants you to come out...

    27. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best surreal joke is people thinking Steve Jobs founded Micro Soft!

    28. Re:Two things by uglyMood · · Score: 1

      If she just wanted attention she would come in to be petted; she's certainly not shy in that regard. This is a deliberate ploy to get me to repeatedly stand there holding the door open like an idiot. When she tires of the game, that's when she comes into the room. I have a child, and it's not the same behavior at all. I'm not overly given to anthropomorphism, as I've been around veterinarians and vet techs most of my life. Still, it appears to me to be my cat playing a prank on me.

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    29. Re:Two things by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      yes it is

    30. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is not

    31. Re:Two things by uglyMood · · Score: 1

      Interesting definition: "an interpretation of what is not human or personal in terms of human or personal characteristics". Does this apply, however, when describing a physiological state that an animal happens to share with humans? Is describing a cat's experience of hunger as "hunger" an anthropomorphism? What about emotions, such as fear, contentment, anger? I don't think anyone will deny that most mammals, at least, experience these emotions. Why not mirth? Given recent discoveries in animal cognition, maybe the definition of anthropomorphism needs to be revised.

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    32. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is too!

    33. Re:Two things by overkill1024 · · Score: 1

      There is actually a Far Side panel where a fish drives a fishbowl on land; this personally influence my subconscious.

    34. Re:Two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is actually a Far Side panel where a fish drives a fishbowl on land; this personally influence my subconscious.

      Not exactly a 'tank' but here you go...

      http://www.thelin.net/laurent/plongee/dessins/larson.gif

  59. Re:I guess more animals have humour than one belie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree that animals have a sense of humor (dog owner), I wouldn't connect humor to shame. Shame is an emotional response designed to separate an animal from the rest of the pack, in the same way as fear/anger provoke responses based on a stimulus. Humor seems to be a bit more different, and I would associate it closely with the instinct for play (maybe a form of mental practice, in the same way as physical play trains important physical skills).

    Anyway, none of this is based on anything other than my own experiences with animals as well as thinking about how I like to experience jokes.

  60. 1001...err...100...err...10, 10 Jokes there are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If any of you were to take the time to read there 1001 joke list, you'd quickly realize that there are dozens and dozens of *DUPLICATES* of really stupid jokes. There were only a dozen or so funny ones, IMHO. That's hardly what I call "Science"; more like some bloke claiming to be a researcher has pulled a fast one on Slashdot.

  61. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

    Ah, you're no fun. You are no fun at all.

    The rest of this is addressed to all readers except poster of parent, an intellectual whose greasemonkey filters will hack the hell out of these words and leave them bleeding all over his viewing screen.

    My favorite xkcd is number 312 which needs no apology (sorry xkcd, but R.Frost would have approved of it). Of course you have to know a bit about an American Poet Laureate, have at least a nodding acquaintance with Lisp, and understand the role that DWIMNWIS has played in the perlish philosophy. Just finding a way to connect all three of those different realms together is hilarious in and of itself; to do so in rhyme, meter, and parody is over the top.

    Generally speaking an xkcd strip is not funny of itself, but provokes laughter by demonstrating some kind of weakness in one of the intricate mental structures of our day. So naturally it can only be appreciated by those who remain open to continuing their education. Which leads to another humorous gem:

    Definition of an intellectual: someone who has been educated beyond their intelligence. -- A. C. Clarke.

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  62. A program to print the funniest joke by bit4 · · Score: 2

    print " duck" * 102, "marriage!"

  63. Re:I guess more animals have humour than one belie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the cat story is quite funny, I'm not sure she was ashamed. Maybe she was just temporarily frightened from shock.
    Cats are pretty intelligent and funny, so you might indeed be right, but I wouldn't count on it.

  64. Laughing is conquering challenges by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    I don't agree with alot in TFA. I see laughter as an instinct related to conquering a threat. This makes sense in several ways...

    - Sounds/looks similar
    You have the "Haa Haa Haa" sound combined with showing teeth, the slight arching of the back with each sound, etc.
    Even a little smirk says "Heh, easy win. Barely worth my time."

    - By laughing, you show that you're not afraid of the challenge set before you.
    That challenge could range anywhere from a real threat to a small mind-test (ie. a joke).

    - By laughing in the face of danger, you show to yourself and those around you, that you're in control.
    This raises morale for both you and those around you. This is the reason why humour is so very important in dire situations. If people can laugh at a threat, then the situation doesn't seem quite as bad, and people are more able to continue their struggle against the threat.

    - By laughing at jokes you show that you're clever enough to get the joke.
    If the joke is too hard, then it's not funny ('cos you didn't manage to conquer it) but you might pretend to laugh just to not look stupid in front of other people. If the joke is too easy, then you won't laugh because that joke is beneath you, and trying to make you laugh at that is (almost?) an insult.

    - Being able to laugh at oneself proves that one is strong enough to take criticism.
    Someone who get's offended "has a problem", a weakness. But if you can laugh at yourself, then you're in control anyway.

    - If you find a joke to be morally wrong then that shows that you're "not on the same page" as the joke teller.
    When that happens usually one of two things happen:
    1. the joke teller tries to convince you that it really was funny, and will feel insecure if you still disagree, or
    2. learns that that sort of humour was overstepping accepted bounds.
    This is used to help members in a group understand what's acceptable within that group. A joke is a tool for testing those bounds in a relatively safe way.

    Consequences of laughter thus are:
    - stress relief, whether from chasing off physical threats ("Hah! And then the little shit ran off."), simulated threats (practical jokes) or even imaginary threats (spoken jokes).
    - bonding with the group, because it shows members are "of the same mind".

    So what makes something funny? Well, it needs to be:
    - a challenge that can be overcome, whether it's a surprise or a constant challenge (such as gaming, which is "fun")
    - something within acceptable norms (though often pushing at the edge of those norms, as that makes it more challenging)
    - jokes need the right timing to allow listeners just enough brain time to conquer the challenge. Too long... insult ("Boring. Come on. I'm not that slow."). Too short... frustrating ("Hey, I'm not winning here. Give me a descent chance.").

    About gaming... So how does this fit in with laughter? Well, I think the driving forces are very similar. We want challenges that we can beat, and the best games are the hard fought victories. If we play socially, then all points above seem to apply. If we play alone, then all the points above, except the social ones, apply.

    The reason different cultures fine different jokes funny is because of different social norms.
    Perhaps the 103 word joke gives enough time to parse the situation so that one is ready for the punch line.

    Hurley: Well, anytime you find yourself making an error, it’s a downer initially. The initial emotional response to any discovery of error in your understanding of the world has got to be “uh oh.” But in humor, the brain doesn’t just discover a false inference, it almost simultaneously recovers and corrects itself. It gets the joke. The pleasure of the punch line is enhanced by that split second of negativity just before the resolution.

    Well, my interpretation is that after the “uh oh” moment, one sees, then understands, thus conquers. And

    1. Re:Laughing is conquering challenges by Khazunga · · Score: 1

      You must be german...

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    2. Re:Laughing is conquering challenges by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Germanic, so close. x)

  65. We Laugh by RazorSharp · · Score: 2

    "We laugh so we may not cry" - Roger Ebert

    "So, in sum, what are we? We are the creatures that know and know too much. That leaves us with such a burden again we have a choice to laugh or cry. No animal does either. We do both, depending on the season and the need." - Ray Bradbury (Something Wicked This Way Comes)

    This cognitive scientist seems to me to be only looking at a specific type of joke - the sleight of hand ones. He doesn't seem to account for the dark humorists - guys like Kurt Vonnegut, Danny DeVito, Bobcat Goldthwait or Woody Allen - who confront their audience with things that are so sad that all you can do is laugh so you don't cry. He also doesn't account for why people laugh for joy (or cry tears of joy). In Kurt Vonnegut's non-fiction A Man Without a Country, he does a great job of analyzing humor and it doesn't require cognitive science (I went to grab it but realized I loaned it to a friend).

    Some other things that need to be accounted for: Why people with Asperger's syndrome tend to lack humor or have very strange senses of humor. Why does my friend's wife consider all my favorite comedians to be offensive and unfunny (how can anyone not enjoy Robin Williams' stand-up?) and I consider her sources of comedy to be banal and unfunny? We were watching Bobcat Goldthwait's World's Greatest Dad, for instance, and my friend and I were laughing so hard we had to pause the movie a couple times until we could compose ourselves. During that same scene his wife was on the verge of tears, calling us sick fucks for laughing. She thought the movie was a very sad drama! She couldn't even sit through Sleeping Dogs Lie.

    Some questions are best left for philosophy and the question of humor is definitely one of them. Understanding what the brain does when a person is confronted with a humorous situation doesn't really explain why people have a sense of humor and what humor really is. All the examples here are the sleight of hand jokes, and his conclusion that they're funny because they're basically brain farts was something that Vonnegut already concluded about these jokes without studying the human brain. Then there's also toilet humor - completely unaccounted for in this guy's examples.

    Vonnegut claimed this to be the funniest joke in the world, which is one of the sleight of hand type jokes this guy is focussing on:

    "Last night I had this crazy dream where I was eating flannel cakes. When I woke up, the blanket was gone!"

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    1. Re:We Laugh by WhatAreYouDoingHere · · Score: 1

      "Last night I had this crazy dream where I was eating flannel cakes. When I woke up, the blanket was gone!"

      I think the car analogy of that one is this: "Last night I dremt I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted!"

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    2. Re:We Laugh by martas · · Score: 1

      I almost pissed myself when I heard the music in the trailer for "World's Greatest Dad", because it's used in "It's always sunny in Philadelphia", and that's the show I was thinking about when you mentioned Danny DeVito. The humor in that show is I think based on two things -- one is the standard oafish type where you are just laughing at absurdity. But I think there is also the much darker type of humor you described, the type where all you can do is laugh so you don't cry.

      So yeah, funny coincidences...

    3. Re:We Laugh by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      how can anyone not enjoy Robin Williams' stand-up?

      You mean like when he swears at people I respect?

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  66. The Science of Climate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition, 200, online http://www.thefreedictionary.com/climate

    climate,

    1. The meteorological conditions, including temperature, precipitation, and wind, that characteristically prevail in a particular region.
    2. A region of the earth having particular meteorological conditions: lives in a cold climate.
    3. A prevailing condition or set of attitudes in human affairs: a climate of unrest.

    In the definition, climate, is the study of regional and long-term meteorological conditions and the set of human attitudes toward those conditions, i.e. human perceptions of meteorological conditions. Therein there are two distinct juxtaposed states: external physical conditions and internal psychology of perception of the physical conditions. Climatologers in India, Canada and Tierra Del Fuego studing temperature, precipitation, pressure and wind (even the same data) can reach very different conclusions as to "climate" because "climate" depends on their perceptions. Therefore, "climate" is an interpretation of regional meteorologic condition over time based on human perception depending on the psychological state of being of humans.

  67. Re:Be careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was trying to figure out, what it could mean, but its simply nonsense. Funny how you try to find sense in nonsense. I guess, the sentence was designed to suit the the common english perception of a typically german sentence.

  68. Re:1001...err...100...err...10, 10 Jokes there are by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    I wonder if jokes are like music, that it is hard to create something that wouldn't more or less resemble something that already exists.

  69. Re:Be careful! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Vüsch.

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  70. The Germans have raised funny to a science by plopez · · Score: 2
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  71. And the most unfunny thing in the World is.... by plopez · · Score: 1

    clowns.

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    1. Re:And the most unfunny thing in the World is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Particularly that Katie Couric who did not understand Sarah Palin saying that you could see Russia from an Alaskan island. I guess that is why she left NBC home of Saturday Night Live for CBS.

  72. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Load of fucking babba.

    I'll admit I do find the occasional xkcd comic amusing. Sometimes, the corresponding xkcdsucks entry is also funny. Go figure.

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  73. Re:I guess more animals have humour than one belie by artor3 · · Score: 1

    I think you're projecting human emotions on to that cat. For a cat to feel embarrassed it would have to be able to understand that other creatures have thoughts, which is a capability that has only been found in humans and the other great apes. Cats (& dogs) definitely have emotions, I've had enough of them to be sure of that, but I don't think shame is one of them. If they truly felt ashamed, then my dog wouldn't keep getting up on the leather couch when I'm gone. Oh, sure, she puts on a good show of being sorry when I get home, but I've learned to recognize that as typical pack behavior -- being submissive when the pack leader is mad at you. She doesn't actually regret getting her fur all over the couch, otherwise she'd stop doing it.

  74. In related jokes... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Condensed version: A guy phones home; maid answers. Guy asks to talk with his wife. Maid says she's in the bedroom having sex with her lover. Enraged, guy tells maid to get his gun and kill the wife and lover. Minutes later, guy hears gunshots; maid picks up phone and asks, "what next?" Guy says to drag the bodies into the back yard, past swimming pool. Maid says, "what swimming pool?" Guy says, "is this 555-1234?"

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  75. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not the other poster, but he's right. I get the xkcd jokes. I get the references. They just aren't funny.

  76. How to make the world's funniest joke funnier by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to the article the world's funniest joke is 102 words long. Also, it is claimed that jokes 103 words long are the "funniest" length. Finally jokes with the word "duck" in them also are funnier.

    Therefore change "there were two hunters..." to:

    "there were two DUCK hunters..."

    (Not only have you now included the word "duck" but you've know made the joke the optimal length! Did I really have to explain that?)

    1. Re:How to make the world's funniest joke funnier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world's funniest joke:

      Duck duck duck duck duck
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      duck duck duck duck duck
      duck duck splat.

      Curse you slashcode, and your lameness filter! Now I have to type some text here and it ruins the whole duck effect.

    2. Re:How to make the world's funniest joke funnier by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Wait... dont' tell me. At the end of this joke, it's the dog that laughs.

    3. Re:How to make the world's funniest joke funnier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm only mentioning this because you were modded insightful instead of "funny", but by that logic, the worlds funniest joke would be the word "Duck" repeated 103 times.

  77. Iron supplement by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Did anyone here besides me find it rather ironic that the article was supposed to be about how humor works, yet the author told that joke so badly that it wasn't funny?

    It really is a decent joke, when it's told properly.

  78. Crowd Sourcing by retroworks · · Score: 1

    What separates recognizable humor from The Joker's mental illness is consensus (per TFA, the funniest joke is determined by votes). At least, that's the methodology according to TFA. I may find a joke insanely hilarious, but it has to be modded up by society to be measured as humorous. And if some things are found only funny in hindsight, cockroaches will probably have the last laugh.

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  79. Re:Duck jokes are particularly funny. This is my b by syousef · · Score: 1

    How do you make a duck soulful?
    Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers.

    Stuff it with a shoe?

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  80. The shortest joke. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it would be the funniest. But the shortest joke is: A smart Pakistani [eoj].

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  81. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by metacell · · Score: 1

    The rest of the "comics" are just ancient jokes that anyone who has spent any time in an academic or laboratory setting would've seen years, or even decades, ago.

    This. For the significant portion of the population which hasn't spent time in an academic or laboratory setting, the jokes are new.

  82. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by metacell · · Score: 1

    And yes, it does not just drop the buzzwords "SQL injection", but actually constructs a small story around it. And I just checked, the strip doesn't even mention "SQL injection", it just shows the consequences of one...

    Precisely. The joke isn't "SQL injection is possible", it's "someone named their child to a string of gibberish just to crash a database". And it was delivered in a funny way.

  83. Re:Be careful! by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    Google has a safeguard, oderweiss the translation attempt would crash all the servers in the world.

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  84. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by mr_mischief · · Score: 1
  85. I disagree by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    I find much more coherent the explanation that says that humor is a signal of no-danger. If somebody falls down and hurts himself, you don't laugh. If you laugh, the rest of the members of the tribe know is nothing dangerous.

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    1. Re:I disagree by PPH · · Score: 1

      Hmm. We have a saying:

      Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
      Then, its hilarious.

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  86. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by mr_mischief · · Score: 2

    Likewise, sometime the Garfield is funny as well as the Garfield without Garfield.

  87. Timing Hunter Joke in Vermont by retroworks · · Score: 1

    I thought the two hunters joke in the article was pretty darn funny, so I posted it a couple of hours ago on Facebook. My friends sent this news story, about a Vermont hunter who accidentally shot his friend and then turned his own rifle on himself (I immediately took down the joke) http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/27/9049544-two-dead-in-vermont-hunting-accident So I guess humor is in timing,. Perhaps timing (rate of global extinctions) also explains why the animals aren't laughing.

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  88. Re:Duck jokes are particularly funny. This is my b by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Serve it with some collard greens and chitlins?

  89. Re:Duck jokes are particularly funny. This is my b by drumlight · · Score: 1

    Maybe Just the Two of Us know who Bill Withers is

  90. Re:Duck jokes are particularly funny. This is my b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That duck may put fat on you, but it's Lean on Me.

  91. My dog is a joker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No question. He has a sense of humor. Of course he tells the same joke over and over, but it is actually kind of funny. He will grab a slipper or shoe or shirt or undergarment and prance around. While "bad dog" gets an appropriate response in MANY other situations, in this one it just makes him smile. He thinks he is so damned funny! And there is plenty of other evidence. His sister and mother are not nearly as funny, but they will also show a bit of joking on occasion. I reject the basic premise that only humans have sense of humor on the basis of clear evidence. OP is clearly wrong.

  92. Is having fun humour? by dhammabum · · Score: 1

    So many animals play, looks like humour to me.

    How can the cerebral dissection of humour in this research be applied to beings that don't have concepts? Absurd. Humourous even...

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  93. Further research needed by PPH · · Score: 1

    Q:What's the most important factor in telling a good jo..
    A:Timing.

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  94. That's not the funniest joke ever by Muros · · Score: 1
  95. Flame Wars by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    I love to sit back and curl up with a good flame war. There is nothing funnier in my book. I love seeing people get all worked up and start ripping each other a new ass on a forum, there is something terribly funny about it for some reason--the seriousness in all of it and the emotion over a text based discussion.

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    1. Re:Flame Wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too, it's pretty much the ONLY reason I come to /. anymore... it's certainly not for the reheated leftover news.

  96. The funniest joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...originated from Spike Milligan of the Goon Show. Figures.

  97. Re:Oh, I see by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    No, I meant victim -- not loser, victim. Analogous to a mugging. It isn't about content -- it's what the mechanism of a joke does. It either victimizes the listener, or the subject. If you disagree, all you need to do is provide a counter example.

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  98. Easy: sex by profke · · Score: 0

    If we would not have a sense of humor, I think we would have died out long ago... :)

  99. what a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm also interested in this subject. I had begun it out of sheer arrogance that I could make sense out of what humor is, I experienced a good bit of success, so much so that I was astonished that research on the topic was almost stagnate in the note worthy circles. But I do find it interesting that these knuckle heads have a completely different idea of what the purpose of humor is. As far as I could tell, humor is a social tool for verifying information and ridiculing individuals or groups who spout information which is faulty. It also works for behavior and actions, such as being laughed at for clothing, physical accidents, being contradicted, or so on. Anyway, my experience in just looking into the matter by myself is that we could go much further in this topic and solve it. Also that most of humanity are fucking retarded, researchers included.

  100. Re:Oh, I see by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

    If you think that it qualifies to make the audience of the joke the victim, that's more or less in direct agreement with TFS: "the emotion of mirth, is the brain's reward for discovering its mistaken inferences".

    As for a counter-example - the interpretation of the fish joke where they're in a fish tank.
    I'm gonna guess you're american, in which case TFA explains why you think victim-type jokes is the only sort of jokes.

  101. A few humor quotes I've always liked by Terrasque · · Score: 1

    "Among all of Godâ(TM)s creatures, human beings are the only animals who both laugh and weepâ"for we are the only animals who are struck with the difference between the way things are and the way things ought to be."
      -- Methodist Bishop William Willimon

    "A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
      -- William James

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  102. Re:Oh, I see by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    the interpretation of the fish joke where they're in a fish tank.

    That's just the victim's failure to understand the joke even after it's been made obvious. Making them all the more the victim. " Did you tell so-and-so the joke?" "yeah, but he didn't get it. Sad."

    There's no humor in the idea that they're in a bowl. You can't drive a bowl. There's no alternate cognitive mapping. It's pure linear thinking; not funny at all. But there is dominance in relating a joke someone doesn't get. That's part of what jokes are about. There are only three kinds that I am aware of: one where the victim is the person being told the joke, like the goldfish joke, or where the victim is in the story itself, or where both are true vis this generalized "location" joke (you can swap the locations to any two locations to localize it):

    An older couple pulls their car into a full service gas station in [A]. The attendant comes over, asks "fill 'er up"? The man behind the steering wheel says "yes, thanks", while the woman in the passenger seat says "Eh? What'd he say?" Driver leans over, speaks loudly, "Asked about filling us up." Woman: "Oh." So the car is filling up, and the attendant wanders back to the driver side window, asks the driver "Where you from?" Driver: "We're from [B]." Woman: "Eh? What'd he say??" Driver leans over, loudly informs: "He asked where we're from." Woman: "Oh." The attendant, catching on that the lady is very hard of hearing, ducks his head down to the driver's window and in a low, conspiratorial tone says "I was in [B] once... had me the worst lay of my entire life." Woman: "Eh? What'd he say??" Driver leans over, speaks loudly: "He said he knows you."

    That joke manages to victimize the woman, the listener, and place [B] in one short story.

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  103. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is it funny, though? I mean, we first learned about the possibility of SQL injection in the 1970s. By the early 1980s, we knew exactly how to avoid it. By the 1990s and early 2000s, virtually all production-grade database access frameworks made it trivial to use parameterized queries, database functions or stored procedures, and various other techniques to avoid SQL injection.

    So to us professional developers, SQL injection is so easily avoided that it's just a non-issue. These days, it can only happen if you've fucked up really, really badly. Not surprisingly, the only people who have problems with it today are:
    1) PHP and MySQL users.
    2) Off-shore programmers.

    Those are, of course, the shittiest programmers around. They're perhaps the only ones who could find that xkcd comic to be funny, but even they'd be unlikely to understand it, given that they don't know what SQL injection even is. The rest of us don't find it funny because it's a non-issue. So I'm not really sure who else is left. Like the original poster said, maybe it's just your typical Apple hipsters who pretend to know what they're talking about, but are actually quite clueless. They pretend to find xkcd funny, when they don't understand it at all, yet still feel the need to plaster xkcd links all over the place, making it artificially look like some people find it funny.

  104. Dante by Olduvai · · Score: 1

    This just in! Scientists have a sense of humor. Scientist, meet Dante. Like always, you're 1000 years too late. Just like your big bang theory. Pick up a fucking book.

  105. The latest German joke. by master_p · · Score: 1

    The latest German joke, very popular amongst Germans, especially politicians, is the following:

    Germany will not be hurt by the Euro crisis.

    Dedicated to Merkel.

  106. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    xlcd is hype-induced? Have you considered seeing a psychologist?

  107. Re:Oh, I see by Anonymus · · Score: 1

    Two fish are in a fish bowl. One says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

    There are several Europeans higher in this thread who interpreted the joke that way and found it funny. So let's actually make that the joke, which has been proven funny to many people. So, now that the joke is perfectly understood and still found funny, who is the victim?

  108. Let me be clear by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    Any behaviorist who believes that many common animals do not possess a sense of humor is an incompetent observer.

  109. Re:I guess more animals have humour than one belie by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Well, my main point is: all this is hard to measure/test.
    Your dog does not know that you hate the fur on the coach. But it does know you don't like it laying there. Otherwise it would not make the show. So question is: does it get on the coach because it likes you so much, and likes the smell there? Or is it like a child that only does it because it is forbidden, to see if it can get away with it? Or does it indeed have a smile on the face when it hears you coming and jumps down from the coach?
    Fact is: the dog does it for a reason ... and you can not "force" it to obey you (without breaking the otherwise fine relationship ... at least I assume so).
    Yes, it might be a typical submissive pack behaviour, but why does it put itself into the position to (need to) be submissive?

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  110. Vermont deer hunter accidentally kills friend by ballpoint · · Score: 1
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  111. US and Canada's Insecurity by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

    The finding that people in the US and Canada prefer jokes which have a strong sense of superiority very aptly illustrates the cultural problems in our countries. I can't speak for Canada, but in the US there is a huge amount of political division. Jokes which show someone else to be stupid reinforces this feeling. But why would this qualify as and get a reaction of mirth?

    My thoughts are that there is no superiority complex without an inferiority complex beneath it. I myself experienced this in my teens. Superiority compensates for the feeling of inferiority. They are both divisive in the same way - separating a person from others. When a joke shows a stupid person, you can feel "humor" because it reveals the gap in the hidden assumption that you are inferior. This is a sad kind of humor because it reinforces the divisiveness of your beliefs. It's the same kind of hollow humor that a bully feels when putting someone down. (insert Nelson's "HA-hah")

    In the "funniest joke", there is a clash of perspectives in which the hunter is shown to be a dunderhead. It's universally funny because it's unexpected, and additionally funny to Americans because of the superiority aspect of it.

    The European preference for off-beat, surreal humor shows an appreciation of creativity, and is a much more self-assured sense of humor. Like two friends making up an increasingly bizarrely hilarious situation, each adding humorous elements to it - it's a humor that brings people together.

  112. Re:Oh, I see by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    It either victimizes the listener, or the subject. If you disagree, all you need to do is provide a counter example.

    This is an incredibly old joke, back from the days before automobiles. A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender "That's a nice horse outside, is it yours?" The bartender says yes. The guy says, "I can make your horse laugh."

    "Impossible", says the bartender. The fellow replies "I'll bet you fifty bucks". The bartender makes his bet, the guy walks outside and whispers in the horse's ear, and the horse laughs uproarously.

    "Amazing", says the bartender, handing the fellow his winnings. The fellow says "I'll bet you another fifty that I can make him cry."

    The bartender says "I have a feeling I'm going to lose, but you're on. But you have to tell me how you do it."

    The guy walks outside with his back to the window, nobody can see what he's doing, but when he walks back in, tears are streaming down the sobbing horse's face.

    "Ok, so how did you make that horse laugh?"

    "I told him my dick was bigger than his."

    "How did you make him cry?"

    "I showed him."

    Note that the humor wasn't in the victim losing the bet. Monty Python's "brain surgery" sketch (as well as many of them) have no victims either.

  113. Re:I guess more animals have humour than one belie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a nice example of a seemingly-ashamed cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMXKBh6z5LU

  114. it's funny because it's easy to translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hunter joke is the "funniest" not because it's intrinsically THAT funny, but because it's the easiest one to translate to other languages (and thus gets higher points across the board).

  115. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by metacell · · Score: 1

    Why would you need to to write crappy code to find an SQL injection joke funny? What makes the joke funny is that other people write crappy code. The joke lets you feel a little smug and superior to them.

  116. Phrasing is important here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the barman gives it to her.

    1. Re:Phrasing is important here by jc79 · · Score: 2

      Oh, believe me, I know how important phrasing is in comedy. "Gives her one" works very well in British English:
      An attractive young women goes into a bar and asks for a double brandy. So the barman gives her one.
      An attractive young women goes into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. So the barman gives her one.
      An attractive young women goes into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

      "I'd give him/her one" is a common way to express the desire for sexual congress in colloquial British English. This is why the joke is funny. Although now I've explained it, it obviously isn't any more.

  117. Social animals. by rusl · · Score: 1

    Humour is almost entirely social, not individual, so looking at it on an individual level is severely limited. Human intelligence and thinking is also primarily social. Language.

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  118. Re:Oh, I see by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    the interpretation of the fish joke where they're in a fish tank.

    There's no humor in the idea that they're in a bowl. You can't drive a bowl.

    Contrariwise, I happen to find the idea funny. One, how does the fish know about driving but not know what kinds of things can be driven, or not driven? Two, where would the fish need to drive to?

  119. Re:Oh, I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've never seen Monty Python I take it? Sometimes the joke is that there is no "alternative cognitive mapping". Which is absurd. Which makes it funny again.

    True, the Europeans missed the intended joke because they weren't familiar enough with the English homonym "tank". But they are right in that it works as an absurdist joke too. Often two protagonists are in a vehicle and asks the other one if they know how to drive it. The joke here is that the fish think they can drive their fish tank, which is absurd. Stupid fish.

    I think TFA is wrong. There are more than three types of humour, and exactly what works is culturally and personal-tastily dependent.

    Anyway, in the spirit of /. ... off to make a fish tank that can drive, controlled by the fishy occupants. (See, more absurdist humour...)

  120. Re:Oh, I see by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Interesting questions. What's the joke?

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  121. Re:They should study hype-induced "humor". by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    No, *you* just don't find them funny. Humor is subjective, and anyone old enough to find slashdot interesting ought to be able to recognize this. The difference between "X just sucks" and "I don't like X" is a massive shift in perspective, but an important one in the process of maturing.

  122. Re:Be careful! by lupinstel · · Score: 1

    Blitzwooshen.

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  123. Oops, too late. by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

    Less than a day after this Slashdot posting, a hunter in Vermont shot his friend and hunting buddy, then himself, presumably out of sadness and grief. It hit the news nationwide because the guy who did the shooting was the son of a state representative.

    Makes it kinda hard to laugh at the hunter joke in The Fine Article, no matter how universally appreciated it is.

    So yeah, by all means, laugh while you still can. But do so even if Big Brother isn't watching. Events come around quickly enough to make any joke lose its funny.

  124. Re:This is the state of science? How sad.. by metacell · · Score: 1

    Why did someone mod the parent down? I think he has a point... much of what these neuroscientists say about human behaviour have nothing to do with neurology, but are merely their own common-sense guesses, which lend credibility from the fact that the person making the guess is a renowned neurologist.