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Sorry, IT: These 5 Technologies Belong To Users

GMGruman writes "The BYOD (bring your own device) phenomenon hasn't been easy on IT, which has seen its control slip. But for these five technologies — mobile devices, cloud computing services, social technology, exploratory analytics, and specialty apps — it has already slipped, and Forrester and others argue IT needs to let go of them. That also means not investing time and money in all the management apps that vendors are happy to sell to IT shops afraid of BYOD — as this post shows, many just won't deliver what IT hopes."

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  1. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Typical user conceit "This is MY dingly dangly, it lights up and makes my balls feel warm! Oh SHIT, I BROKE the DINGLY! IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT."

    Rinse, Lather, Repeat.

    1. Re:Sigh by dwillden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Better than, I'm supposed to use this dingly dangly to do work, but the tools I'm allowed to use don't quite do what I need. If I could just use this app I could increase productivity, but IT has the system so locked down that to even think about using a different app is grounds for termination.

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money. A wise IT dept allows users to add additional tools, but with the caveat that the only fix available is a system wipe and restore to original configuration. The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up.

      As to the Gadget aspect, if the company didn't buy it, the company isn't responsible to fix it. If the company did, the company should have an extra stockpile, and any broken gadget is simply replaced with a baseline new one, again leaving it up to the employee to restore the apps and data they want. And it's the employee's job if their failure to maintain a backup causes critical data to be lost.

      Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

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    2. Re:Sigh by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better than, I'm supposed to use this dingly dangly to do work, but the tools I'm allowed to use don't quite do what I need. If I could just use this app I could increase productivity, but IT has the system so locked down that to even think about using a different app is grounds for termination. Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money. A wise IT dept allows users to add additional tools, but with the caveat that the only fix available is a system wipe and restore to original configuration. The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up. As to the Gadget aspect, if the company didn't buy it, the company isn't responsible to fix it. If the company did, the company should have an extra stockpile, and any broken gadget is simply replaced with a baseline new one, again leaving it up to the employee to restore the apps and data they want. And it's the employee's job if their failure to maintain a backup causes critical data to be lost. Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      You're not wrong. But neither is the parent. And this is all known by anyone that's been in the I/T field for any serious length of time. It's all a balancing act. And since you have to balance security with efficiency your friend through all the pitfalls (besides common sense) is documentation. Make the end user sign a piece of paper saying the device is his and will only be supported for X purpose and only to Y point.

      When the user breaks something you told them is unsupported past a certain point that documentation will help point the user in the right direction and keep both yourself and the company safe from rampant I broke my $device while doing company work on it! Fix it or get me a new one!

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    3. Re:Sigh by billcopc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money.

      That's only half the job. The other half is protecting the company from nasty lawsuits by ensuring license adherence, data security, compliance with various tech-related laws, and proper access control.

      Deploying servers and workstations is only week 1. Weeks 2 to 52 are all about keeping the boat afloat.

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    4. Re:Sigh by pro151 · · Score: 0

      Yet you are afraid to use your real name to reply. Sigh.....typical IT zombie geek personality.

    5. Re:Sigh by Xugumad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      I will say, users are terrible for taking responsibility for their own mistakes. So we either are the bad guys for not allowing shiny untested tech, or for not fixing problems users bring upon themselves with the shiny tech.

      The effect of risks in aggregate are also very opaque; you may never see problems with random untested approaches or poorly considered actions, but IT deal with this routinely. What do you want us to say when we're told too much time is spent on support queries already?

    6. Re:Sigh by isorox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Better than, I'm supposed to use this dingly dangly to do work, but the tools I'm allowed to use don't quite do what I need. If I could just use this app I could increase productivity, but IT has the system so locked down that to even think about using a different app is grounds for termination.

      Fortunately my management structure realises IT is there for people that use a selection of a few specific applications, and those of us with "unusual" requirements are better opting out.

      A wise IT dept allows users to add additional tools, but with the caveat that the only fix available is a system wipe and restore to original configuration. The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up.

      Official IT policy at my company is to use leased laptops (at $3k a pop), which run a complex stack of software that reduces the machine to a painfully slow mess.

      When it breaks you have to take it back to the office. In the UK, then wait for a couple of weeks while some idiot prods it, before wiping it and handing it back (without fixing the original problem)

      Management in one area have now rolled out 300 mac laptops for one their department, 13, 15 or 17". If it breaks, you boot from a small usb drive and restore from scratch. If the machine dies, you take it to an apple store. If it's stolen, you buy a new one.

    7. Re:Sigh by isopropanol · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One company I've worked with does it this way:

      Want to use our device? Good, here it is all set up. You can use it to access internal resources.

      Want to use your own? the pptp server is blah, and the exchange server is blah. Have fun, remember to lock your device, and no, we won't tell you how to set it up. You can't get anything confidential unless it's emailed. Emailing anything confidential is grounds for disceplinary action. When you lose your device, call 1-800-xxx-xxxx ASAP.

    8. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your friend [..] is documentation. Make the end user sign a piece of paper

      Requiring a user to sign off is not documentation, that's CYA mentality. Documentation, in this case, is having a document (preferably easily accessible, like, say, an intranet page), signed or written by management, that states where the responsibilities of IT end and the user begins.

      Not saying you're wrong, just nurturing my peeves. Keeping track of individual users' employment contracts should not be delegated to IT.

    9. Re:Sigh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      We suffer with this every day and I'm not even IN that kind of support area any more.

      User starts using personal device.
      User develops key business practice on device.
      User leaves.
      Now it's MY problem to support the practice. (in my case it's a handheld inventory system- which doesn't work with windows 7, doesn't work on new hand held devices)

      You should not develop ANYTHING you will use for more than 12 months on a device. Any permanent processes should be written in cobol or java.

      Everything else changes too fast. The support costs become huge. You can't specialize in a gazillion specialize languages and so you can't support them when they don't work with build "XZY".

      Be especially careful of anything that runs on user hardware and software- because you can't control it. They change from IE8 to IE10 preview edition and say FIXITFIXITFIXIT.

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    10. Re:Sigh by rickb928 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Signing off or not, where I work there are substantial legal and fiscal penalties for data loss, up to and including dissolution of the company or forfieture of profits, financial penalties in excess of revenue, and loss of business as in no longer permitted to participate in that business despite a 105-year history.

      Or more simply, risk of losing the entire business.

      Your assessment of risk is not the same as your employer's assessment of risk, and likely not very well aligned with reality.

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    11. Re:Sigh by Xeno+man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money. Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      Gladly. It's not IT's job to facilitate and serve the rest of the company. IT doesn't bring in the money but IT manages the expenses that allow the company to make money. Why does everyone forget that it cost money to make money? A contractor needs to buy a hammer to do his job so he buys a hammer. He needs it to do his job. What he doesn't do is buy a hammer every week or every time a new type of hammer is released. Otherwise he would be buying more hammers than making money.
      Lets also say this contractor is so big and busy he hires a hammer department to handle buying and distribution of hammers. Now workers look at the hammer department and an expense and bitch when they don't get a new hammer when ever they demand one, even though the hammer department will free up more time for the workers to make more money and keep expenses down by not facilitating every whim of the workers.

      You're all part of the same team, you all need to work together to get what you need, not just what you want.

    12. Re:Sigh by DocDyson · · Score: 2

      So, in essence, our litigious society and the risk-averse enterprise culture that litigation and regulation foster are the reason why enterprise IT is, in many organizations, in the Dark Ages compared to what a tech-savvy user can do with their personal IT.

    13. Re:Sigh by flappinbooger · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like your hammer analogy and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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    14. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tech savvy user? You're the type that install a facebook sniffing app on your phone for personal enjoyment, and you're the type that we catch on your phone using Facebook when you should be working.

      If you allow us to lock down your device and face dismissal and confiscation of your device if you are caught using it illegally, sure, go nuts.

      I've seen too many people abuse the right to use personal devices on a corporate network. If ANY company is serious about security, they either:

      A. Don't let personal devices on the network, and provide a proper device.
      B. Let people use their own device, but place it on its own DMZ WLAN and use Citrix.

    15. Re:Sigh by hazem · · Score: 3, Interesting

      User starts using personal device.
      User develops key business practice on device.
      User leaves.
      Now it's MY problem to support the practice. (in my case it's a handheld inventory system- which doesn't work with windows 7, doesn't work on new hand held devices)

      How many times did the user ask for a solution from IT, and when he did, did he get a ridiculous quote that it will take years and cost millions?

      That's been my personal experience - that even the simplest request comes back with such ludicrous numbers that I have no choice but to "roll my own" solution. It shouldn't take a year and $300k to come up with a way to import a set of identical excel sheets with a few thousand rows in them into a database table. Yet that was the quoted solution. So I made my own using VBA and a SQL server in about a week. Also, this is for a "temporary solution" that IT says they'll replace in a year anyway. On top of that, we're only getting "serviced" because we're a high profile group in the company. Most other people are told to buzz off - so they too roll their own.

      Like most of us, your guy had a job to accomplish - he needed a handheld inventory system. Did he ask for help? And if he did, was he told "no", or given an absurd, budget-busting quote for what it would take to implement? If so, he did what he had to. If he didn't, is there already a culture of "don't bother asking, because we won't help"?

      I've been on both sides of the fence. But I can say it's far more frustrating as a business user to be thwarted at every turn by IT than it is to be an IT person trying to support business users. With the right attitude and solid but flexible practices, an IT dept can reliably support what the users need and even leave most of them pretty happy. But with an IT dept that's mired in bureaucracy and really doesn't care what happens, a business user is really left no choice but to go it on their own - which ultimately leaves a mess for IT to figure out in the end. In either role, I prefer being a part of the solution.

    16. Re:Sigh by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Dark Ages? I want to see HIPAA get medieval on your buttocks (to steal a phrase from the Gump Fiction skit).

    17. Re:Sigh by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Interesting


      IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money.

      I wasn't aware there was a difference between "making money" and "enabling to make money". Do the digits on a watch tell me the time, but the electronics merely enable the digits... or does the watch tell me what time it is? Do the digits even exist without the electronics?

      It's always curious to me when people divide up wholes that depend on parts, but then expect the parts to operate independently of the whole.

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    18. Re:Sigh by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Think in terms of food, not of devices. Sometimes you eat food made by others, sometimes you could choose to try to do it yourself.

      So whats wrong with not doing our own food? With the current legal/patent/IP system, we are all forced to eat in McDonalds, because it sued everyone that tried to do any kind food with meat and made everyone think that we should only eat meat made by them.

    19. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      This will go on until the real world asserts itself and businesses get sued out of existence when some executive's iWhatever is stolen with the private details of half a million patients, including the relatives of a few senators. The fact that the company had no knowledge of this risk will be trumpeted loudly.

    20. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's been my personal experience - that even the simplest request comes back with such ludicrous numbers that I have no choice but to "roll my own" solution.

      There are only a few reasons why you'd get back ridiculous quotes. 1. You didn't spec it out enough, leaving it up to them to guess. "Build me a system that does stuff" will automatically get you a ridiculous estimate. 2. Management did not give them slack when prioritizing projects. "You can build Hazem's stuff once you've put in your 12 hour day on important projects." 3. They really are assholes. It's possible.

      I'm betting it was more like 1 or 2.

    21. Re:Sigh by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One company I've worked with does it this way:

      Want to use our device? Good, here it is all set up.

      That works as long as everybody with a legitimate need can get a device (paid for by the company). In fact, I much prefer it this way, as I can simply leave that device turned off when not required to be on-duty. I don't have to hand out my personal phone number for company business.
      I don't have to compromise MY device by letting some pimply faced kid from IT get his mitts on it.

      Down side: If the company gives you a phone they expect you to answer it 24/7.

      The problem comes in with small companies who simply don't have it in their budget to get a phone or a tablet for each user, yet insist that those users monitor company mail and answer business calls. That pretty much forces the user to surrender their own device to company policy. With 47 applicants standing in line down in HR to fill your job, it gets hard so say NO.

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    22. Re:Sigh by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      our litigious society and the risk-averse enterprise culture that litigation and regulation foster...

      What nation do you live in where there is a risk-averse enterprise culture? Here in the U.S., we repeatedly see total negligence with important data. We could certain do with more risk-adverse attitude.

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    23. Re:Sigh by Sprouticus · · Score: 3, Informative

      And when the lawyers come to your dept because of a lawsuit, who will get in trouble for all the missing data? And when someone breaks into your network because of a lost Mac with password to your VPN stored on the primary partition, who will have to clean up the security mess? And when a virus hits those machines (yes, it will happen, even to Mac's) and spreads to the rest of your network, who will get in trouble. When someone loses a super critical file that will cost the company tens of thousands of dollars, who will take th heat?

      BYOD has some advantages, especially if you use a client side hypervisor and keep a 2nd image on the machine which is the'personal' image. Have a pristine virtual machine for work and non pristine for play. Create an isolated guest wireless network for personal devices. I have no problem with these types of models.

      But the cowboy model of IT management will never be smart. is just not ever going to be smart.

    24. Re:Sigh by syousef · · Score: 1

      Typical user conceit "This is MY dingly dangly, it lights up and makes my balls feel warm! Oh SHIT, I BROKE the DINGLY! IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT."

      Rinse, Lather, Repeat.

      If you insist on loading your craptard software on my dingly dangly and instead of warming my balls it burns them (locks me out of my own shit), too fucking right mate! Fix it or I'll have you fixed!

      Sincerely,

      A user who's also a tech head.

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    25. Re:Sigh by syousef · · Score: 1

      > Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      I will say, users are terrible for taking responsibility for their own mistakes.

      Whereas sysadmins like to fall on their sword every second Tuesday???

      Human beings are terrible at admitting and taking responsibility for their own mistakes, especially when that admission could see your arse fired and your family on welfare.

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    26. Re:Sigh by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      except when that dingly dangly does things, you the user don't realize, to the rest of the system, causing failure that is then blamed on IT, because corporate, being among the ignorant users, doesn't realize the cause-effect chain.

    27. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem I have with your statement is that you seem to be limiting the bureaucracy to the IT department, when it should be extended to the entire business. (This is my experience.)

      And, you're not thwarted at every turn because IT is being fickle, you're being thwarted by IT because management has laid down the LAW to IT that they do not support anything other than what is contained in the Corporate requirements.

      Going above and beyond can quickly get an IT drone labelled as a cowboy that needs to go.

    28. Re:Sigh by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Better than, I'm supposed to use this dingly dangly to do work, but the tools I'm allowed to use don't quite do what I need. If I could just use this app I could increase productivity, but IT has the system so locked down that to even think about using a different app is grounds for termination.

      I'm sorry, but I really don't see the problem here. If the tools that your employer don't allow you to do your job, then complain to your boss. If that doesn't resolve things, then you just don't do your job, and you can sit around and collect a paycheck for doing nothing. If anyone complains, you can show them that it's clearly impossible to do your job and it's not your fault. I suspect this doesn't happen very often; instead, it's more likely that you can do your job better if IT didn't lock down the system so much. Guess what? Too bad! Do your job with the tools you're given, and if they hamper your productivity, then so be it. Complain to your boss, and point out that he's getting reduced productivity because of their policies. If they don't change anything, then it's their problem: they're paying more to get the job done, in effect.

      Why are you so worried about productivity that you're willing to risk your job to help your employer save money or be more productive? It's your employer's job to provide you with a productive work environment, and if they're too stupid to do that, they're certainly not going to be smart enough to see the light when you break some rule that's grounds for termination and you try to point out that you did it for their own good. If it bugs you so much, go find a better job, or go start your own company so you don't have to deal with dumb IT policies. As long as you're using their crappy tools and their crappy work environment, they're not going to complain that your progress is too slow. Stop trying to strive for greatness, and be happy with mediocrity. If you want greatness, you're obviously not going to find it or achieve it in that environment, and you're only going to drive yourself nuts trying to change your work environment from mediocre and crappy into a great place to work all by yourself, and you're going to fail anyway.

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate..... A wise IT dept....

      Face it, your job is to do what you're told and show up every day and use the tools your company provides you, so you can collect a paycheck. That's it. You're not there to change the world or do anything great. You want to do something great, go work for CERN, or some start-up doing something really groundbreaking (start-ups don't have IT departments), or start your own company. You're not going to accomplish anything at a company that has an IT department, because only larger companies have those. So why are you expending so much energy trying to make your employer change its ways? If your company's IT department is not wise, then its upper management probably isn't too bright either, and you're wasting your time trying to effect change from within. Just do what you're told, and collect your paycheck. If a good regular paycheck isn't good enough for you, then go to work for a start-up and prepare to work 16-hour days for crap pay and the hope your stock options will become valuable, or go start your own company where you can do everything your own way.

    29. Re:Sigh by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Informative

      The problem comes in with small companies who simply don't have it in their budget to get a phone or a tablet for each user, yet insist that those users monitor company mail and answer business calls. That pretty much forces the user to surrender their own device to company policy.

      I'm a telecommuter for a small company, and they never got me a phone, so I use my own phone for business. I imagine they might buy me a company phone if I insisted, as they had no trouble buying me tons of other equipment to keep in my home office (laptop, wireless sniffer, etc.), but I never insisted because I don't feel like carrying around a second device, and in practice it's rare that I even use it for work (usually only the once-per-month conference call, or when I travel for work and need to consult with colleagues about something). I've never had to deal with "company policy" in regards to my personal cellphone. Then again, my company doesn't even have an "IT department", unless you consider one guy to be a department.

      As for 47 applicants, you need to specify what industry you're talking about, because it's obviously not software development as companies can't find enough software developers these days. There's no unemployment in the computer industries these days. All that unemployment we hear about in the news is in other industries, such as retail.

    30. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're wrong because IT wants power. If they can't control your devices, they have no power, and might realize that their job is essentially a technological ditch digger.

    31. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would be surprised how this actually is risk averse behaviour:

      Oh, it's much to risky to patch our system and risk a loss of data or uptime for our mission critical service. We need a third redundant backup system for testing and evaluation before we could possibly upgrade anything, it's much too risky to just patch and go. What? There's no budget? I guess we just can't upgrade right now.

      Thus corporations run old buggy systems without the latest security patches. It sucks, but then if you were to get fired for losing a day of the company's productivity you would be cautious too, especially when you have a paper trail saying you need X to do it properly and were rejected.

    32. Re:Sigh by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      At work we require 3 systems for each app or device - development, test, production. Dev and test systems are not accesible off the Corp lan. Apps/services that news to be public are accessible, the others (90%) are limited to lan and VPN access.

      I see our platforms patched as often as weekly, if there are security-related fixes out there . Updating the platform to a New rev is less frequent, but we seem to use RHEL a lot, slower release schedule. I see releases skipped for lots of reasons, but not for security.

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    33. Re:Sigh by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 2

      Human beings are terrible at admitting and taking responsibility for their own mistakes, especially when that admission could see your arse fired and your family on welfare.

      100% spot-on. Very few people seem to have the maturity to do so.

      OT: This is most evident when driving; where I live there's an increasing tendency for people to run red lights, even quite a few seconds after the lights have changed. Drivers that (understandably) start moving when their light goes green are screamed at and flipped off by the person running the red.

      Perhaps this is a flaw in our collective character that manifests on the road. Our behaviour puts people in danger for absolutely no good reason and is the main reason I'm keen on seeing us move to autonomous vehicles and look forward to less and less humans behind the wheel. Although I love driving (I just squandered my house deposit on a 745i), the roads are a meat grinder and I'll gladly sacrifice my enjoyment if it makes things safer for everyone overall.

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    34. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep hearing this.. Yet it's a steaming load of shit. It is the legal department's job to make sure our practices follow law. If some of those policies involve IT solutions, so be it, but don't try and scare us into using expensive, less than useful tools to do our jobs under the guise of legal compliance.

    35. Re:Sigh by Alex+Belits · · Score: 5, Funny

      Citrix

      Fuck you!

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    36. Re:Sigh by SchroedingersCat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Look, "tech-savvy" user usually has no clue about corporate IT. The fact of the matter is that the work done on the company time is subject to licensing, permits, regulations, insurance, bonds, etc. That also covers tools that are used to perform the work. You must use approved tools and technologies. That includes software and computers. Tech-savvy user can use his personal software for the company business while his personal software license explicitly prohibits commercial use. Tech-savvy user can put confidential data on his personal box then it ends up in his personal backup, his personal backup system gets upgraded and the old one is sold on eBay and happy eBay buyer recovers confidential files because media destruction procedures have not been followed. I can give you dozen more scenarios that "tech-savvy" user simply does not think or care about because its is the job of corporate IT.

    37. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's chinese social engineering strategy. More user apps in business, easier to break into businesses.

    38. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Any permanent processes should be written in cobol or java. Everything else changes too fast.

      Glad to hear that Java has reached the same dinosaur status as COBOL. Now let's wait for the meteor.

      They change from IE8 to IE10 preview edition and say FIXITFIXITFIXIT.

      In this case, I say FIXITNOW. Choosing to support an outdated version of a noncompliant browser instead of Web standards -- your problem.

    39. Re:Sigh by TheGothicGuardian · · Score: 2

      Do the digits on a watch tell me the time, but the electronics merely enable the digits... or does the watch tell me what time it is?

      Does the watch manage your time, or does the watch enable you to manage your time?

    40. Re:Sigh by Analog+Guru · · Score: 1

                User starts using personal device.
                User develops key business practice on device.
                User leaves.

      Yep, and I'm often that User. It seems to be a chronic problem that most corporate IT is unwilling to move as fast as the market demands the company respond. Whether it was developing applications software for the Apple II and the IBM PC to allow dealers to engineer solutions with company products ("Sorry, we only support the main frame and its applications.") or using mobile devices such as iPads ("Sorry, we're a Windows shop."), most IT shops have been an anchor trying to drag the business into the past.

      If IT supported doing business efficiently, we Users wouldn't get frustrated and leave you to support the work that we did that you should have done.

    41. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the company didn't want IT to have the power, they wouldn't have hired them.

    42. Re:Sigh by garaged · · Score: 1

      Not wrong, just think about security standards compliance, more IT guys needed to support X new technologies/OS/devices, and the training needed for that, oh, and a little bit of wage rise so that the silly sysadmins are willing to get more work instead of accepting that juicy silicon valley offer that they have been evaluating with their families because it would involve a city migration.

      Easy, isnt it?

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    43. Re:Sigh by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Before you read any further, just mod me down. The IT department's job is to make things work for the user and grease the gears of the business. Who cares where the stuff comes from. If it causes problems then it causes problems. Look at it this way, job security. Maybe IT needs a power check? I try to act as a service to the people in the company and consider them "my customers." It is a good idea to bend over backwards to accommodate what people want. Wouldn't you want to be treated that way?

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    44. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are seeing another effect of externalizing work. A tool quick abd dirty that you use unaupported and documented, costs x

      A tool made by a third party needs specifications, naintenance and documentation, and costs 3x

      If it has to play nice with other tools an vecone part of a toolchain, it will also require integration tests, a maintained set of acces api plus any required data import export conversions and will costs 9x

      Don't take my word for it, go document yourself with actual case studies.

      That's why if you need sonething out another department the costs becomes huge. You excel tool if the example: how long would it take to make it producion ready and share it across your dept?

    45. Re:Sigh by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Hammers huh? Can we use them on the employees? Please? I promise avoid hitting their fingers and hands.

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    46. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why wouldn't you tell someone how to set it up? Are you too busy on yet another smoke break to be bothered by a simple request such as, "will you please help me setup my iPhone on the Exchange server."? I mean, I understand you are terribly important in your own mind, but god forbid if we ask you to take a few minute to, you know, do your job. Hell, if I knew how to do it, and a coworker asked me to help, I'd help them, even though it really wouldn't be my job (unlike your excuse).

    47. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm far enough along into my career that I want to be part of the success of my company, not just a worker bee. "Do the job with the tools you are given" is a horrible corporate culture...even for the worker bees.

    48. Re:Sigh by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Indeed, legal tells us what to do, and we implement it. If that means your beloved $69 Android tablet doesn't make the cut, so be it.

      The #1 problem in I.T. is users antagonize their sysadmins, instead of playing nice. A job is a privilege, one that can be revoked if you purposely circumvent the sound rules put in place to cover everyone's asses.

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    49. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? you are kidding me? fingers and hands are best part ... newbie.

    50. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm happy bringing in my own devices even buying extra devices it's the place where i come in sit down and do the same thing all day, i may as well be comfortable. You wouldn't criticise a carpenter for having a drill he likes to use, or an electrician having a fancy soldering iron he bought himself. These computers, mice, smartphones, monitors are my tools let me get on with my job.

    51. Re:Sigh by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very little confidential information goes home on a carpenter's drill bit.

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    52. Re:Sigh by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU.

      Where I once worked, IT was so slow and obstructionist that even my managers recommend I just go around them when necessary. Hire a new developer and need to get him set up with a Mac development workstation?

      The official way:
      1. Log a request in the IT system, describing the desired specs and business purpose
      2. Hope the request isn't kicked back due to some typo or administrative error
      3. Presumably, feasibility studies ensue, vendors are contacted, security audits take place, the White House and Pentagon are contacted, we reach DEFCON 4, and then...
      4. Maybe get a workstation in 3-6 months
      5. Open it to find it's a PC

      The way that works:
      1. Go to Fry's and buy the MacBook
      2. Expense it, with manager's approval

    53. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why can't i buy my own hammer and use that?

    54. Re:Sigh by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up.

      Definitely not the approach we take, and our users love that we can always restore old data. There's nothing that makes the people you work with quite as appreciative as being able to undo a major crisis that would otherwise have cost them several hours of work.

      Of course in an software company there might be a different relationship, the role of the IT department varies depending on the needs of the organization, so you're not wrong but neither are the people who disagree with you.

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    55. Re:Sigh by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company.

      It's also their job to keep the systems secure and supported.

      The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up.

      So here's what actually happens: "Oh shit I stored a bunch of important company information on my iPad and I lost it, I didn't back it up - fix it somehow!!!"

    56. Re:Sigh by jon3k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with this theory is when users start to rely on unsupported devices to perform critical business processes. eg - "Sorry we didn't get that RFP sent off to the potential client because my $DEVICE is broken, IT wouldn't help me and I don't know how to fix it."

    57. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Shouldn't that be a manager's job?

      Hahaha, uhhh no. Managers are the ones who come to IT and ask us "What is Sally doing on the computer?" You think they know how to pull Websense reports? Of course not, don't be silly. And if the users would stop screwing around on the Internet (so their manager would stop asking me for reports of web activity) I'd have more time to institute BYOMD policies. Funny how that works.

    58. Re:Sigh by hazem · · Score: 1

      I agree with what you're saying. The problem I encounter is an IT organization that is focused around making huge SAP implementation. They probably do that as well as anybody else, but they try to apply the same methodology and mindset to every problem and it quickly blows out of proportion.

      The excel sheet example is already "in production" in that I have several people around the world using it - and pretty successfully (the VBA is in an Access file executed in citrix).

      The thing is, this set of data is a "flavour du jour" of the VPs I make reports for - they want to see this data showing up in their reports "now", but in a year they're not going to care about it. This is is the kind of thing we have to roll-out fast and careful integration into other systems is really not that critical. It won't be around long enough to matter to other systems.

      That's not to say this data isn't important - it is, for the problems the business is facing right now. But it's the kind of thing that has to happen pretty quickly.

      It's vital to be able to do an SAP implementation correctly, since your business will stop running if you do it wrong. However at the other end of the spectrum, there needs to be an ability to handle the quick and dirty projects that can yield a business edge.

      I like to use a construction metaphor. To build a skyscraper, you need to bring in many architects, engineers, and many other experts to build it correctly. You have to because if you don't, a lot of people will probably die if there's a catastrophic failure like a fire or earthquake. This is like an SAP implementation.

      At the other end are people like me who just need a storage shed, with maybe an outlet and light. Sure, you'll want to use good design principles, but it just doesn't have to be done to the level of perfection that a skyscraper needs. Even if it fails catastrophically, at most the shed burns down and I lose whatever was in it. This is like the solutions I need to roll-out - if the hard drive crashes, my reports stop working, but nobody else is really impacted.

      One notch further down is tarp set up as a sun-screen for a 3 day event. You just need some poles, wires, and a tarp. Even if the wind knocks it down, you just put it back up again.

      IT organizations need to be able to do handle both ends of the spectrum in an appropriate and budget-sensitive way. And this isn't just me being a whiny business user. As long as the IT depts of our competitors are broken in the same way, we're okay. But as soon as one of them figures it out, we'll be at a real business disadvantage.

      I think the real sweet spot would be where the IT department is able and willing to work those various levels competently. But even more, by providing common sets of tools and guidance for groups that need to roll their own. Something like, "If you need to store data, use a SQL Server. Here's how you request an instance, and here's how to request 40 to 80 hours of consultation to get it set up in a sane way."... "If you need a lightweight application, we'll support using _________ or _______; and here's how you get developers who can do that."

      If you can get those kinds of processes working, what you end up with is actually a nice project pipeline. If a quick-and-dirty tool gets built and becomes useful, you now have a working prototype to serve as the foundation for building a bigger tool if it's needed. And because the initial developers were using a common set of tools and design principles, it will hopefully be easier to transition to a more "formal" tool.

      This is kind of my fantasy of how IT could be an integral part of the business.

      I know that if you walk down any hallway at our corporation, you'll find business users all over the place who are extracting data from one report system, then spending hours looking up details in SAP and adding information to the report by hand. There should be a way for someone in IT to spend part of a day with them figuring out another report the

    59. Re:Sigh by Fnord666 · · Score: 2

      When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull.

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    60. Re:Sigh by genner · · Score: 1

      Better than, I'm supposed to use this dingly dangly to do work, but the tools I'm allowed to use don't quite do what I need. If I could just use this app I could increase productivity, but IT has the system so locked down that to even think about using a different app is grounds for termination. Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money. A wise IT dept allows users to add additional tools, but with the caveat that the only fix available is a system wipe and restore to original configuration. The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up. As to the Gadget aspect, if the company didn't buy it, the company isn't responsible to fix it. If the company did, the company should have an extra stockpile, and any broken gadget is simply replaced with a baseline new one, again leaving it up to the employee to restore the apps and data they want. And it's the employee's job if their failure to maintain a backup causes critical data to be lost. Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      Your not wrong, but being right won't keep you employed when an executive looses something critical on their ipad that doesn't have a backup.

    61. Re:Sigh by nine-times · · Score: 1

      The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up.

      This is where your misunderstanding creeps in. You can say, "users are responsible for keeping their data backed up" all the way up until a user loses an important piece of information, and then suddenly IT will need to bend over backwards trying to recover it anyway. That's how these things work in most companies. You can say, "Users can bring their own iPhones and IT isn't responsible for supporting it," and then a user has an iPhone problem they can't fix, and IT is required to fix it.

      And then if the file is unrecoverable or the iPhone can't be fixed, the IT department will get blamed. It doesn't matter whose responsibility it was supposed to be. "There's a computer problem and IT can't fix it, so IT must not be doing a very good job." That's all people know.

    62. Re:Sigh by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company.

      Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      You are wrong.

      IT's goal is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT staff have the job of following policy and performing daily duties (much as everyone else in the company does).

      Policy is not written by IT staff, it is written by upper management / board of directors. There are reasons neither you nor I are privy too (ranging from the random opinion of whomever wrote the policy to actual legal requirements) for the policies. If you don't like the policy, go up the ladder and request the company change the policy to one you do like.

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    63. Re:Sigh by Local+ID10T · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why wouldn't you tell someone how to set it up? Are you too busy on yet another smoke break to be bothered by a simple request such as, "will you please help me setup my iPhone on the Exchange server."? I mean, I understand you are terribly important in your own mind, but god forbid if we ask you to take a few minute to, you know, do your job. Hell, if I knew how to do it, and a coworker asked me to help, I'd help them, even though it really wouldn't be my job (unlike your excuse).

      Because it is not the IT staff's job to assist you in violating company policy.

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      "You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
    64. Re:Sigh by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      The problem with your analogy is that we don't normally assign agency to inanimate objects like watches, so "the watch manages my time" is a ridiculous statement since watches can't do something as complex as manage. If you replace the watch with a human, then a human could obviously both manage your time, and enable you to manage your time.

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    65. Re:Sigh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And the end result is that his hand held inventory system isn't supported and the customer is pissed off.

      I agree on the bureaucracy-- especially since SOX came into the picutre.

      A genuine, supportable product takes more work than something hacked together.

      I wouldn't mind if support for the user stuff stayed WITH THE USER. But it hasn't. Repeatedly.

      He did what he had to, the customers started using it, he left, now it doesn't work and it will take big bucks to continue support- if it's even possible- pretty much looks like it will have to be rewritten from scratch.

      In my view, we should steer the customers to standard practices and those who do not like it can go elsewhere. It doesn't make sense to spend $100k to support a customer who returns a $20k per year profit.

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    66. Re:Sigh by Dan541 · · Score: 2

      Because IT actually has work to do. Wasting time on setting up a users personal toy is not a good investment for the company especially when other users find out and also want their device set-up as well.

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    67. Re:Sigh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Doing it right and supporting it for 8 years is much more challenging than whipping up a drupal web site which won't matter in 8 months.

      Understanding when it is a key business practice that must work in 8 years vs a one off is something the user's lack the ability to understand.

      They don't care about the mess they leave behind.

      Something written in a language or tool or operating system which is having significant upgrades every 2 years is not going to be supportable.

      You like it so much- YOU support it. You stay up there on christmas day, over night to support the app you created.

      You are probably the same user who comes with a project that is going to require 300 hours of work and says you promised it to the customer by two weeks from now. You COULD have asked us how long it would take. You expect us to work nights and weekends to deliver the product. You get the bonus- we get the shaft.

      IT needs to find a way to charge sales people the true cost of these custom one-off's. Then perhaps salespeople would be more motivated to use standard processes.

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    68. Re:Sigh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Well FIXITNOW, are you going to pay for the staff to fix it?
      Because at my company- the business users don't.

      If you want to write a custom process- then YOU come in on weekends, nights, holidays to support it when it breaks.

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    69. Re:Sigh by hazem · · Score: 1

      Ahh... I think we work in slightly different worlds. I assumed the inventory system was something used internally within the company and not a product sold to external customers. Those are the kinds of problems I consistently face... we have internal demands for data or reports and IT is a nearly impossible partner to work with with these requests. In my world, it's a matter of spending a lot of hours doing something like that completely by hand (and I mean as bad as drawing hundreds of little boxes on a powerpoint slide, putting numbers in them, and coloring them appropriately by hand) or figuring out some kind of macro or even lightweight application to accomplish the work in a more automated manner.

      Products intended for customers are an entirely different matter and should be handled by product development teams.

      Though if I'm misunderstanding and you mean "internal customers" by customers, then the question I would ask is: how did he "hack together" something that seems to work pretty well, yet the IT organization can't touch replicating that effort without $100k? Couldn't there be a middle-ground? Using another post of on this thread, are they trying to use the methodology, requirements, and standards used in building a skyscraper when what's actually needed is a garden shed?

      Somehow, I think this struggle/balance might be one of those nearly intractable problems, and I don't think we'll solve it here. I hope you're able to come up with a good fix for what's going on with your customers.

    70. Re:Sigh by PimpDawg · · Score: 1

      They don't any more. At most startup companies they can't afford a typical bureaucratic IT department. Many use cloud hosting to avoid up-front cap-ex in terms of data centers and the people that work in them. Developers are typically managing their own servers, their own NOSQL cluster, they bring their own iPhones, gPhones, xPads, etc. People are becoming increasingly more comfortable with technology and old-school IT departments are no longer enablers, but barriers as their mindsets and their technology pale in comparison to the consumer sector.

    71. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When it breaks you have to take it back to the office. In the UK, then wait for a couple of weeks while some idiot prods it, before wiping it and handing it back (without fixing the original problem)

      Hey, I'm one of those "idiots" that wipes your computer and hands it back. How about you look at it from my perspective before calling me names? I realize my experience may not match perfectly, but hear me out and hopefully you'll realize that it probably isn't their fault. I apologize in advance for the rant. It has been a rough month for us and I'm tired of being treated like shit for doing my job.

      I supervise a staff of technicians supporting a campus of about 5000 people, plus anyone within about 50 miles of us. We are tier III local desktop support and we are primarily responsible for hardware issues and imaging for enduser laptops and desktops.

      Oh wait, did I say "staff"? I meant "it's just me and two other guys". Our normal ticket load is around 50-80, cycling through about 15-25 every day. We also generally have at least two or three projects going on at a time (lots of new ones coming up in January, too) and about 400 of our users are considered critical, so any ticket they open means we drop everything to kiss their feet. Obviously, we're multitasking a bit.

      Anyway, for starters, we don't actually have your computer for a couple of weeks. More like a couple of days, most of which is spent waiting for parts to be shipped or for the image to install and update. Role playing a bit, you called your company's general help desk in India and the ticket went through a series of delays and transfers. It was probably closed or left unscheduled multiple times, only being saved by you calling to ask for a status update. Between five minutes and five weeks later (no exaggeration) and probably without any serious troubleshooting, your company's help desk opened up an internal ticket with local support, which is run by a contractor (my company, which hired me as a temp).

      The ticket that eventually comes to us is useless. You know how frustrated you were, trying to explain your problem to tiers I and II? You know how they could barely speak enough English to read from a script and seemed to know less about computers than your grandmother? Yeah, they're the ones who open the tickets that we get. Any communication problem you had, we get that to the second power. We're not even allowed to have any direct contact with them.

      Once we do get your ticket, we generally have two weeks to close it but we can only bill 4 hours of labor. And that 4 hours is not just for the actual repair, either. It includes "admin time": calling you to schedule an appointment, leaving voice mails and sending emails to hunt you down, arguing with you, arguing with your manager, walking across the campus (about 0.5 miles round trip), ordering parts, escalations, research, ticket management and documentation, etc, etc.

      That leaves precious little time to actually figure out what's wrong and fix your computer. Thankfully, software troubleshooting is supposed to be done remotely with Tiers I and II. That is not our job, even if it wasn't done. We're not even trained to do it. Anything we know about the software you use, we had to figure out on our own. Mostly thanks to Google. We are not provided with any documentation and we are not informed of ANYTHING your IT department is doing.

      Our job is hardware and imaging. We are the last resort to getting you up and running, even if that means without your data. We are on a very tight deadline, too. If we don't have a definitive fix figured out, implemented, and tested within about 15-20 minutes of total hands-on time with your computer (that includes hardware diagnostics), we are forced by the SLA to default to a "guaranteed" fix: reimage it if the hardware seems good or ask your company to replace the machine outright.

      A lot of what we do is mandated to us, either through the tickets themselves or policies enforced from way up

    72. Re:Sigh by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "Do the job with the tools you are given" is a horrible corporate culture...even for the worker bees.

      Perhaps. But on the other hand it's not unreasonable to make people justify their reason for wanting to do things a non-standard way. If using appfoo instead of barprog really will save $X per year, run the numbers and prove it. "It looks nicer" isn't enough.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    73. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, everybody tell me how wrong I am.

      I largely agree with you, and as the director of IT in a medium size company I'm forever reminding the IT guys that we are here to facilitate the business, not restrict it.

      Where I do think you are wrong is asserting that the users should be responsible for keeping their data backed up. Backing up is not fun - and hence _will_ be ignored. It is the job of IT to take away the mundane tasks and leave people to get on with what they are paid to do - and that includes ensuring their valuable data is safe.

    74. Re:Sigh by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the question I would ask is: how did he "hack together" something that seems to work pretty well, yet the IT organization can't touch replicating that effort without $100k?

      1) He might have spent ten years doing it. Just because that time wasn't captured doesn't mean it was free. Half a day a week soon adds up.
      2) It might be written in a language that nobody else knows.
      3) It might be written badly. Slapping magic numbers & literals everywhere is faster to write than using constants, initialization files or a db. Copying, pasting & changing a block of code to cover a new situation is faster than actually factoring it into proper subroutines, methods or whatever.
      4) If the old one is so perfect, why does it need maintaining? I've pushed to replace shit that was wrongly conceived and badly implemented, sometimes to the point of having a working prototype - only for the users to stick with the existing mess "because it works", while at the same time the same users are whining about all the bugs in it.

      And that's before anything that might be necessary if it's being changed in scope. In one department that only deals with a few products you'd get away with hardcoding the product data; that ain't gonna work if you roll it out company-wide. And if the new guy makes it crash because he accidentally entered a leading space in a number, then the greybeard sitting at the next desk knows how to fix the corrupted output, etc etc. ACID, what's that?

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    75. Re:Sigh by hazem · · Score: 1

      only for the users to stick with the existing mess "because it works", while at the same time the same users are whining about all the bugs in it.

      The best you can hope for here is that your own management will support you "against" those users when you say you can't support it any more the way it is - that if they want any more work, it has to be the "new way".

      I've had to make calls like that on side projects like where we had spent far more effort on it than we had been willing to, and I pretty much put an end to it - with the ultimatum that they had to pony up their own person to take over the work. I'm lucky enough that even though they complained, my boss backed me on the decision.

    76. Re:Sigh by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 1

      Not clear to me how to deal with the following:

      1. In many cases you *DO* have to deal with confidential information. How do you secure the BYOD.

      2. A corporate device is surrendered on the employee quitting or being fired. How do you deal with this?

      3. An employee expects to have a personal life. Can a phone have two numbers, with distinctive ring?

      4. Almost any phone smarter than a rock can be used to carry files. And thumb drives are common. What is a reasonable policy for working on confidential material at home on the same PC that your kid uses to surf the net?

      There are two anwers:

      1. Confidential information is locked down. Systems are locked down.

      2. People are trained in the risks and the ways to minimize them.

      Neither is easy.

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    77. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      And by "work to do" you mean, "another smoke break to take"... Sorry, anecdotal, I know, but I usually get modded +1 funny when I rip on the IT guys taking 20 smoke breaks a day.

    78. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      A better corporate culture is if you think appfoo is better, use it and prove it. If you are right, you'll get a nice bonus. If not, you'll be noted as having wasted everyone's time and money, and your evaluation won't be as stellar as it could be with the comment of "needs to improve judgment".

    79. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your evaluation won't be as stellar" is kinda late and not enough after shitty appfoo causes losses in millions range.

      No, thank you, mister innovative user, but you're no security expert (and no compatibility and maintainability expert either) and best you can do is find appfoo and ask higher-ups for review, just as proposed earlier.

    80. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Down side: If the company gives you a phone they expect you to answer it 24/7.

      Which is precisely why I gave up even my personal cell phone and refused to carry a company phone for years. If you're not going to pay me to be on call, I'm not going to take calls. And even if you pay me to be on call, it's not going to be 24/7 -- hire more staff to share the load.

      The last 2 years I had a cell phone pissed me off to no end. Customers, co-workers, and the boss had no qualms about calling me over the most trivial things at all hours of the evening when they could have easily sent an email for me to deal with it the next day during normal hours. Not one phone call I have ever received on a company cell phone has ever been for an emergency. Not one.

      msobkow

    81. Re:Sigh by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

      Because it is not the IT staff's job to assist you in violating company policy.

      Mod way up

    82. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comments always show as bitter with IT and knowing what's good for business better than them.

      Why don't you start your own business? You'll easily outlaw smoke breaks (or just won't hire smokers outright), you'll get to implement whichever policies you wish and then you'll get to rub your success in this here "IT high priests" faces.

      Right now you just come across as a bitter corporate drone who didn't get to use his favorite iGadget because some IT guy (who just got finally his job done and went for a break) didn't want to support your random personal device.

    83. Re:Sigh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Good response. I'll try to stop frothing at the mouth!

      1) He did it secretly so he wasn't subject to the same government enforced audit rules on the data as IT was/is. After the program was delivered to a few dozen customers the company found out and moved him and the program inside the business to protect itself legally.
      2) He wrote it specifically for the palm handheld model sold in 2004-2005 with a very particular barcode device.
      3) He wrote it specifically for Windows XP.
      4) He wrote it on his own time so it was "free" but it took him several months.
      5) He wasn't subject to any change control or documentation discipline.
      6) He did pretty well on avoiding hard coding but...
      7) He wrote the desktop portion in vb6 which quickly went out of support.
      8) He didn't coordinate his activities with any other inventory/ar/order entry department. When we went to a new backend- it was a mess.
      9) After it passed a few dozen customers- he couldn't support it and the support was dumped on IT. Who had to train up a full time employee (over $100k per year with benefits) to support the application.

      For the light stuff- we have report builders and so on for users to do their thing.
      Then you discover they've written a major accounting package secretly in excel which isn't scaling and they need help. They leave for the holiday or at 5pm to go to the party and expect IT to work over time/on holidays to figure out just why their excel program isn't communicating with the backend after the latest excel/windows/OS patch.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    84. Re:Sigh by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      "Do the job with the tools you are given" is a horrible corporate culture...even for the worker bees.

      Are you trying to claim that there's actually a good corporate culture out there somewhere?

      You just need to go through a few senseless lay-offs and you'll lose that naive attitude of yours.

    85. Re:Sigh by isopropanol · · Score: 1

      I don't work for that company... I work at a third party contractor doing hands-on-site stuff where their IT people can't get to economically. We have also had company employees (including a board member) bring their devices to us with the non-supported device setup manual. The manual basically says these are the policies, these are the settings, and if you need help take it to a computer tech at your own expense.

      In that company, most (probably all) of the work with confidential data is done on company controlled devices; it's very boring non-IT stuff, but it is heavily regulated. There is very little reason why someone would WANT customer data on their own device. The stuff that gets worked on on people's own devices tends to be sales or marketing material, which is confidential by internal policy but not government regulated.

    86. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a problem, just proof of lack of responsibility and grounds for termination.

    87. Re:Sigh by DocDyson · · Score: 1

      You have just made the point that I was trying to make. "Licensing, permits, regulations, insurances, bonds, etc." "Approved tools and technologies." Compliance has seemingly become the primary function of most enterprises. What happened to innovation? What happened to freedom? What happened to creativity? What happened to the power and potential that drew so many of us to computers in the first place? Where are the flying cars?

    88. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "smoke break" comment is the problem. I have multiple projects I work on daily on top of regular maint. IT sit quietly and do their job,and generally helping other people with their jobs as well. I don't think I'm more important than anyone else, but where there are some people that would rather pass work to others, some of us enjoy solving problems / troubleshooting. Just because we don't vocalize or go into detail with our jobs, doesn't mean we aren't working. Usually it means we have so much on our plate that we don't have time toexplain it all to each user.You would probably be able to get some "extra support" if you had a little more respect for IT instead of trying to talk down to them. I don't talk down to my customers or assume their job isn't important or they aren't doing it. It seems to go a long way. We gain mutual respect and trust, and those "extra" things come naturally on BOTH sides.

    89. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to speak from user experience:

      1. Over time, the standard IT-provided setup has gotten increasingly crippled and difficult to modify.

      2. "All set up" means "all set up" from IT's perspective, not mine: they have a rigidly standardized understanding of how people get their work done. *Any* effort to modify this and get it working well is met by incomprehension and pulls me into a horrible e-mail system that supposedly "tracks" my "case" but actually requires me to explain again and again the simple thing I need and repeatedly go back to square one because nothing is remembered. Months go by. And you can forget trying to develop a relationship with a competent individual in IT -- their personnel change constantly.

      3. IT's responsiveness is so bad that I just avoid them: it's not worth the time and aggravation to try and get them to fix problems, even if that means that I spend thousands of my own money on hardware and software. I want to get on with my actual work. (And yes, I fix my own stuff when it breaks and don't whine to anyone.) They provide me a PC on my desk at work that can do a limited number of things. Slowly. Sometimes I use it to check e-mail, but mostly, even when I'm at work, I use my own laptop.

      4. And IT in turn finds, of course, that they lose control.

      I understand well that this is disastrous for security. But a heavily centralized, bureaucratized, user-hostile IT *produces* this result.

    90. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was your dad murdered my an IT worker or something?

      Sheesh.

    91. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Or work for a company with a good corporate culture...

    92. Re:Sigh by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that. If you can find one, great, but don't pretend they're the norm.

    93. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actual quote from IT dept of medium largish company, replying to my request for some software to produce graphs for clients which we were required to do by contract, back in the days of Lotus for DOS and black and white dot matrix printers: "Management has determined that you should be able to do your job with the tools which are given to you".

      What I did not reply "Well, perhaps Mr. Tech Savvy CEO himself can explain it to me."

      What I did; bought a copy of Graph in a Box, Microsoft at that point not yet having figured out how to help the Preventors of IT from stopping me from running it, dragged in my old HP plotter left over from my science and technology days, and set it up to run all night, speed not being a plotter thing.
      Cut to meeting a week later with me handing booklet of graphs out at meeting of top brass and clients, top brass looking so pleased that it never occurred to them that we didn't have technology to produce this stuff.

      Take home lesson: "tools which are given to you" in corporate speak means whatever you can cheat with and not get caught.

    94. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for Household Name National Company. We are in the throes of upgrading from Win XP to Win 7. I got upgraded. Now I can't access ODBC databases I need on a daily basis. "We haven't approved the Win 7 ODBC drivers yet". Don't know if there is an actual issue or not. So I spend my days asking people to query databases for me. Going to be fun this week, when everybody is out of the office.

    95. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just got a quote back from IT regarding disk space on our Unix servers: $5 per gig per month. Let's see, that's $60 per gig per year, $60,000 per terabyte per year. Pretty close to what the going rate for just the raw hardware is, i.e. $150 per terabyte, if, of course, you assume 10X redundancy/RAID setup, a one year lifespan for amortization for the whole 10 disk array, and one fulltime employee just to maintain it.

      Just for comparison, a gig of floppies would cost $200.

    96. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When if fails you fuck I hope they stab you up the arse with your fucking roll-your-own solution you vaccuous cunt.

    97. Re:Sigh by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

      We went through this already in the 1980's with the PC: PCs were the great liberator from corporate IT. Then the PsBCAK started bringing floppy-borne viruses into the workplace and sharing corrupted files. As the anti-virus movement grew, corporate IT regained control.

      As long as there are bad guys out there trying to infiltrate your network or even just screw with your data, companies have to exercise control over what accesses their sites and their data. The shareholders will demand it, regardless of what the employees want. Yes, this is another example of security requirements driving up costs and destroying efficiency, but it's there, just like TSA at the airport only with (hopefully) less theater.

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    98. Re:Sigh by neonKow · · Score: 1

      Face it, IT's job is to facilitate the rest of the company's performance of the real purposes of the company. IT doesn't make money for the company it enables the money making areas to make the money. A wise IT dept allows users to add additional tools, but with the caveat that the only fix available is a system wipe and restore to original configuration. The Users are responsible for keeping their data backed up.

      If you were IT, would you consider this doing your job? Because management and certainly won't. If all you do is a system restore, and you don't even manage the back-ups or ensure security, then you're not really providing much of a service.

    99. Re:Sigh by neonKow · · Score: 1

      This is the problem with users. They think their own few minutes of waiting to set up their personal phone are more important than the IT's few minutes for their smoke break. Never mind almost every IT worker is overworked and there are dozens users per It guy. No, because YOU decide that this problem is so simple, despite your not knowing how to fix it/google it yourself, it has to be done immediately.

      This sort of selfish sentiment really pisses me off. You think you would fix it for a coworker, but you aren't bombarded with requests. And even if you were, the IT guy is perfectly justified in deciding NOT to help you set up your personal device, and it's extremely rude of you to believe you are somehow entitled to his help to make your life more convenient. It is clear from your statement that you have no idea why an IT worker might be very busy, and have no interest in finding out why. "They're probably just a lazy bum on a smoke break instead of doing their job," right?

      Have you actually gotten to know your IT worker? Do you know sometimes there will be 4 people managing 400 people, and have you considered that when one of them gets sick when another is on vacation, suddenly you have two completely swamped people working a ton of overtime, and they avoid things that are "extra work" because it wouldn't be humanly possible to keep everything running otherwise? I don't know a single tech guy who isn't perfectly happy to help someone less technical with a reasonable request in their free time; it's the whiny ones that gets on their nerves.

    100. Re:Sigh by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      This, 100% THIS.

      It's why I dropped out of "corporate" IT and moved into physical security solutions (providing actual guards, communications, cameras, etc). I got tired of people assuming that I had to drop whatever was on my work schedule to make their precious iTHINGY WORK RIGHT NAO, AND I MEAN NAO! With no thanks, appreciation, consideration, etc.

      So, I just said, "no more", and left. Now I have much fewer headaches, very little work related stress, and I don't have to put up with any numbnuts whining about why their camera phone is banned from the premises (because at the types of companies I do contract work for, anything capable of taking photographs or video is banned, and their employees know better than to even ask).

      Pardon my French, but FUCK THOSE PEOPLE WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE, IN THE ASS.

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    101. Re:Sigh by Geminii · · Score: 1

      You forgot "And the IT staff were REALLY unhelpful, boss - you should go tell them they HAVE to support this absolutely business-critical thing I decided to be a cowboy about."

    102. Re:Sigh by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      In all three of your examples I have the same question, What happens to your data? None of your scenarios seem to take that into account.

      Cloud is the only answer that can make decent sense except if everything is in the cloud (and I assume you do everything via browser so nothing is stored locally, yes I have seen that you have a complex software stack installed so this isn't the case, playing devil's advocate here) you don't need anything more than a dumb terminal

    103. Re:Sigh by Geminii · · Score: 1

      The hammer is his... uh, wait.

    104. Re:Sigh by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Either way, it's a corporate culture issue, which is not something the IT department is going to be able to help you resolve.

    105. Re:Sigh by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      I've had the pleasure of telling a fellow employee to go f*** themselves (not in those terms, unfortunately) after such an incident.

      Funny thing is we had just started providing RAID backed storage to certain employees for backing up important files, said employee chose not to. Got pulled up for it but it was more for the "not being helpful" aspect which didn't bother me one bit.

    106. Re:Sigh by Geminii · · Score: 1

      So I made my own using VBA and a SQL server in about a week.

      The difference is that the IT department is there to provide solutions which work for all users, which have been comprehensively tested to make sure they don't screw up any other parts of the SOE, and for which assistance is both provided and budgeted. You don't need that - you just need something slapped together which does one particular thing in one particular circumstance for you.

      Metaphorically, the IT department is in the business of building custom forklifts which comply with all relevant safety legislation, hook into the company methodologies, have training and documentation and maintenance contracts, include theft-proofing, and are part of the asset register. You want a crowbar.

    107. Re:Sigh by hazem · · Score: 1

      Well maybe. To extend your metaphor, what I need is just a pallet jack that me and about 50 other people can use. I'd love to have IT provide a pallet jack because a forklift is overkill. Because they can't provide a pallet jack, I'm forced to hack together something the best I can... say a wheel-burrow, and make that tool available to the people who need it. I have no choice but to do this because the job has to be done.

      What our business needs is an IT organization that handles all kinds of lifting and moving methodologies that can be applied to a range of problems, from small ones like simple ETL from Excel into a database to large ones like a new SAP implementation. Unfortunately, our IT is only interested in the huge-scale problems - yet the complain when the rest of the business then comes up with solutions without them. It's an unfortunate situation.

    108. Re:Sigh by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      I think you need to speak to someone that knows the 80/20 rule. 80% of the time spent on a program will be on maintenance. Sad to say but most users aren't going to care if their "solution" doesn't survive till their next paycheck, for them it show they have initiative and they can move onto a management position.

      I'd also like to contest your claim that it is far more frustrating from the business side, I've had one of these "solutions" fail spectacularly and it took the better part of a week to rebuild the companies (notice not the user's) data. When you consider that in pretty much every company the users outnumber IT (normally by orders of magnitude) the likelihood that this week you get to fix one of these "solutions" becomes quite high. From the business side you can always complain to your manager and get a problem / issue escalated (assuming this is a real issue, and your boss doesn't laugh you out of the room) which is more than I can say for IT.

    109. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The IT department can start by not being part of the problem and be part of the solution instead.

    110. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned a lot from your comments because it provided a perspective I had not previously considered.

      I never considered myself one of those stick-in-the-mud IT guys. But I must be because the systems you built sound scary (in the "when is this going to fall over and who will it kill" sense).

    111. Re:Sigh by isorox · · Score: 1

      In all three of your examples I have the same question, What happens to your data? None of your scenarios seem to take that into account.

      In the official corporate way, it's lost. In the local way, it's lost.

      However data consists of
      1) Emails and other onliney things
      2) Archive footage that can be downloaded back from base
      3) Locally shot video at 35mbit or 50mbit, which doesn't work in a cloud, or audio at 2-3 mbit which equally doesn't work with the cloud when you've got a 200kbit link at $10/minute.

      You see, we aren't an it business, "the cloud", whatever that means, is an IT solution for an IT technology.

      Cloud is the only answer that can make decent sense except if everything is in the cloud (and I assume you do everything via browser so nothing is stored locally, yes I have seen that you have a complex software stack installed so this isn't the case, playing devil's advocate here) you don't need anything more than a dumb terminal

      With the capability to edit and store hours of HD material and create short packages? With the CPU power to compress that to get the 5 minute piece back in a few hours? With the resilience to work in a patchy network environment? Sorry but IT droids with their yearly sales forecasts and powerpoint slides may be happy with a dumb terminal, but I don't work in the IT business.

    112. Re:Sigh by Geminii · · Score: 1

      It'd definitely be a plus if the IT department was set up to handle things at all levels. Unfortunately, a lot of the time they're only funded enough to look into a minimum set of solutions, and only solutions which tick all the big-app boxes (the reasoning being that something with a bazillion functions which can be rolled out to a thousand users must have a better ROI than something with fewer functions used by fewer staff).

      It is possible to turn this around and get the IT department revamped in the way you want, but it generally involves a lot of gentle pressure from the staff, a lot of patient quiet arguing for the additional funding and smaller, faster ROIs, and one or two successful small projects which show that operating on the smaller level won't cause problems for the company infrastructure as a whole.

    113. Re:Sigh by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Metrics are overstated, and too sterile for the way the world really works. They are good for a single point of analysis, but often relied on as the sole point for analysis. These are the kind of companies that come up with "do the job with the tools you are given". Then there are innovative companies not bound by such restraints that make really great stuff. Sure, their bottom line might not be as tightly controlled, but thankfully not everyone on this planet lives for the bottom line.

      There's definitely room for qualitative analysis when using IT tools. A happy worker is a productive worker.

  2. Security by lymond01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok...I didn't read the article. But the problem with mobile devices, cloud services, etc, isn't IT's lack of control. It's not the stability of the network. It's the security of the data itself. It's a little tricky to safeguard your patent research documents if they're sitting in your iPhone email. Even more difficult if they are up in Dropbox, unencrypted, where "mistakes happen" and other people can gain access to your account by an oops by the service provider or a sharing oops by yourself.

    Believe me, I'd really rather not be responsible for managing data access. No matter how dumb people are, it's IT that gets blamed for lack of security.

    1. Re:Security by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm expecting a new round of those "UK census office employee accidentally leaves a CD with 100,000 personal details on a subway train" only now it'll involve people leaving their smartphones somewhere. "DuPont trade secret leak traced to iPhone left in a McDonald's".

    2. Re:Security by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      It's obvious what the problem is—not enough is being done to promote employee awareness of their responsibility to help protect their own work and that of their colleagues. To that end, I propose setting up a site where IT people can download informative posters and pamphlets to fight back in the war not against personal freedom but against data integrity. Here is one example of a precedent.

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    3. Re:Security by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The biggest security threat from a BYOD . . . is the user. Many have been nurtured with an attitude of, "Hey, it's great! I can share with everybody! The more I share, the better!"

      This unfortunately leads to stuff like open calender entries of confidential meetings, etc. And don't even mention them being lost, stolen, left in bars.

      My work SchtinkPad is so locked down, and monitored by our IT folks, that if I lose it, no one short of the NSA is going to get anything out of it, without a court order.

      IT folks just can't know if their employees are security aware.

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    4. Re:Security by devitto · · Score: 1

      Thin client. Keep the data far away from users, and secure.

    5. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what strikes me about the lost devices problem is that we always hear about the (unencrypted!) data that was found on the device. But we never seem to hear about all the other sensitive data you could find on them. Things like:

      1) Cached copies of internal data, such as server names, IP address assignments

      2) Passwords for anything the user had access to

      3) URL for the company VPN portal(s)

      See, I have heard some people advocate "just keep it all on the cloud" as a solution to the problem of mislaid devices. But almost everybody has their devices save passwords if it has the means to do so. Some companies use a proprietary VPN solution where the correct URL, encryption keys and access passwords are all stored in the application. It's one thing to lose a filing cabinets worth of memos or customer data, quite another to lose a complete identity kit that would allow a stranger complete and total access to anything your employee had access to.

      I think users need to be taught how serious such losses can be, but short of firing them, I can't think of any non-BOFH way of handling it. My preferred method is the "name and shame" technique. Imagine if every one in the company got the following email:

      "Hi all!
            Please be advised that effective immediately, all VPN access, email services and internal file server access is suspended for everybody until each person can contact the IT/IS dept and arrange to have new keys and passwords assigned to them. The IT/ID dept is very aware of how disruptive this is going to be for everybody, but after Bob in Accounting insisted on using his IPhone to access Initrode systems and then lost the device on the way home from the pub, we are forced to take this step to protect the company from liability exposure. Bob's IPhone now contains the virtual "keys" to access everything and is unfortunately in the hands of parties unknown, so we have to change the locks. At this time we believe we can avoid having to reset the voicemail and fax-to-email systems as well but we will keep everybody posted

      On behalf of Simon;
      Stephen the PFY"

      I imagine that you do that a few times, with a tour of duty in the mail room or janitorial depts for repeat offenders would really curb the problem. Sure we could just issue everybody individual keys and then disable them individually, but where's the fun in that?

    6. Re:Security by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Security is a whole lot easier if the users are competent at it. And if they're not competent, why are they entrusted with secure information?

      The problems with IT seem to derive from the same attitude that causes most corporate jobs to suck - treating the employee as some kind of mindless drone who needs to be babysat. Demand professionalism and competence from employees, treat them that way in return and everyone is happier and things work better.

      "These are secure documents, I shouldn't put them on Dropbox" isn't any harder than "these are secure documents, I shouldn't put them in my briefcase and take them home" was twenty years ago.

    7. Re:Security by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "But the problem with mobile devices, cloud services, etc, isn't IT's lack of control. It's not the stability of the network. It's the security of the data itself."

      Exactly. These days, if I were IT mgr. and I found an employee using "cloud services" that were not pre-approved, I would revoke their access to the network. Not to hurt their productivity, but to save everybody else's.

    8. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps the problem is that "users" think that IT are just a bunch of jerks who want to take away all fun, so they don't listen to what the IT folks have to say. If people actually understood the need for manageable uniformity and data security, there wouldn't be so many "IT is there to be my tech bitch, yall! I can only get work done if I have facebook on my iPad in the cloud with USB dancing bear and weatherbug; antivirus just brings m down!" posts.

    9. Re:Security by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      to fight back in the war not against personal freedom but against data integrity.

      You oppose data integrity?

    10. Re:Security by lightknight · · Score: 1

      You know, I have, on occasion, considered a career in industrial espionage, during the darker moments of my life. I think it's the allure of a shorter workweek, potentially have a gun (so I don't have to think before I act, or work out at the gym -> LEOs know what I am talking about), relatively high pay, and some excitement. Oh, and self-employment -> I'm my own boss.

      Yet somehow, I always thought it would be more challenging than waiting for some clueless user to plug an unsecured device into the corporate LAN, or trying to guess the username / password to a corporate cloud account.

      They're making this about as difficult as sitting in a Dunkin' Donuts / Starbucks in the corporate office-park, drinking my coffee and eating a donut, as I wait for the data to download to my laptop (gotta love 802.11n, up to a mile in range now? don't even need the cantenna), or compromising someone's email account, which is where everyone keeps their username / passwords for other accounts these days, and using that info to log into the cloud.

      Hell, all it takes is some social engineering with the cloud people (bribery, or just getting a job as a low-level tech) or a common flaw in the security (because those never happen, God no), and I get access to EVERYONE'S DATA.

      Still, I have a list of (legal, less stress) opportunities for employment that pay much better than this possibility, sitting on my desk, so I'll be giving it a miss for the foreseeable future. ^_^

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    11. Re:Security by anonymov · · Score: 1

      > "These are secure documents, I shouldn't put them on Dropbox" isn't any harder than "these are secure documents, I shouldn't put them in my briefcase and take them home" was twenty years ago.

      Not really. Anyone can tell documents were stolen from briefcase by such telltale signs like broken locks or MY FUCKING GOD THE BRIEFCASE'S GONE, and anyone can tell electronic documents were stolen from his/her PC by such telltale signs as... hmm... eh... documents popping up on piratebay a month later?

      Concepts of physical security are known to everyone, digital security awareness as common sense is still somewhere in the future and better left to professionals.

    12. Re:Security by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You realize that the security of the data itself directly correlates to whether in-house IT has control and the 'stability' of the network, right?

      You can't access your Cloudy data if the network is down or unable to handle Cloud type loads.

      You can't secure your data if you have no access to the actual data infrastructure, enabling a complete in-house account of everything.

      You can't secure your data (or even access it) if your devices are "on the fritz".

      All these things rely upon in-house IT controlling things for you (whether that in-house IT be a managed service provider/outsourced or internal employees).

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    13. Re:Security by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      How can they receive the email if you have suspended email services?

    14. Re:Security by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok...I didn't read the article. But

      Around here, that's good for +5 insightful. Modded accordingly.

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    15. Re:Security by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      They receive their email when they come to work on Monday morning and start their desktop PC. They carry on receiving it during their working hours while they are on the premises .

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    16. Re:Security by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1
      Perhaps we could phrase it as, "These are secure documents, I should not leave them in plain view where anyone with a camera might make a copy."

      If we trace this to its logical conclusion, corporations will be doing the following:
      1. Using MLS systems to prevent people from sneaking documents onto their personal devices.
      2. Fingerprinting documents with user IDs whenever the documents are accessed, and hiring someone to monitor filesharing and hacker sites.
      3. Installing spyware on user computers.

      Nobody wants to let someone access confidential documents if they might leak them to an industrial spy, any more than they would want to allow a spy to have direct access. The employees will be pissed off as security becomes more rigid (MLS) or invasive (spyware), and the articles about tyrannical bosses will flow freely, but nobody wants the formula for their secret sauce to be leaked out. If people do not learn to (a) understand the technology they are using and (b) not be idiots, I really do not see things playing out any other way.

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    17. Re:Security by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. Can't stand the stuff. It's all "no more than one biological mother" this and "no posthumous questionnaire data" that. It would be so much easier if sometimes people just accepted that production databases occasionally contain test tubes of purified DNA with the ID number "gregs sample" and that the laboratory freezer apparently contains a dead cat, but noooooo, I have to write validation suites all day to fix number padding errors created during data entry. Well, the joke's on you! Say hello to "000gregs-0sample"! Ha!

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    18. Re:Security by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The idea is to prevent documents from being stolen, not just detect when they are.

    19. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "DuPont trade secret leak traced to iPhone left in a McDonald'sspreadsheet on Google Docs".

      "But I only tweeted the URL to a coworker!"

    20. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANASA (I Am Not A SysAdmin) but somehow I think you're doing it wrong, though I might be mistaken.

      Why do people recieve apparently sensitive patent research documents in their mail? Does that mean they can only access their email at their workstation onsite? If not, how is a home pc any different from a mobile device?

      Apart from that I have another question. How many people really need to handle sensitive data? If it's only a small number of people, then why not seperate that from the mundane stuff?

    21. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (replying to self)
      why can't this shitty message board handle <ins> and <del> tags...

    22. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a university. The data on my computer has been obtained by me, personally, as part of my research. I make it public after a year; if it leaks out before then, the only one who suffers is me (and even then, only if another researcher analyses it and beats me to publication, despite my head start).

      But IT here still have a horribly locked-down environment, like situations like yours where secrecy is more important. From this, I conclude that, while data security may be a possible reason for having a locked-down environment, it isn't *the* reason: it's an excuse.

    23. Re:Security by Stiletto · · Score: 0

      Behold! The Grand High Priests of IT shaking their fists and wielding their power! Robocop and Judge Judy all rolled up into one magnificent package.

    24. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the data isn't yours. It's the university's. I realize basic research data varies in value but even universities can suffer in various ways over lost data: patents, bad press, no backups, etc.

    25. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In certain states and certain industries, if customer data is even *suspected* of being lost, public disclosure is required. Affected users are entitled to compensation, free credit monitoring, there are monetary penalties, loss of reputation, etcetera. Are all the BYOD users going to pitch in and cover those expenses? Can they even be held legally responsible? Unlikely, it's the company that will pay. Fucking users can't now and never could see past their own little dicks. They all think the world revolves around them and only them.

    26. Re:Security by genner · · Score: 1

      Security is a whole lot easier if the users are competent at it. And if they're not competent, why are they entrusted with secure information?

      The problems with IT seem to derive from the same attitude that causes most corporate jobs to suck - treating the employee as some kind of mindless drone who needs to be babysat. Demand professionalism and competence from employees, treat them that way in return and everyone is happier and things work better.

      "These are secure documents, I shouldn't put them on Dropbox" isn't any harder than "these are secure documents, I shouldn't put them in my briefcase and take them home" was twenty years ago.

      Because it's 20 years later and people are still putting those documents in a brief case and taking them home.

    27. Re:Security by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      Because they're useless for what this shitty message board uses HTML markup to accomplish. Oh noes, we can't use semantic markup to strike through or underline some text.

      The subset of allowed HTML tags is pretty small. Keeps fuckwads^Wfolks from doing weird, dodgy things.

      Don't like it? Bawwww, too bad.

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    28. Re:Security by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      You know, I have, on occasion, considered a career in industrial espionage, during the darker moments of my life.

      Society of Competitive Intelligence Professionals

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    29. Re:Security by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Then the problem is with HR or training, not IT.

    30. Re:Security by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Security is a whole lot easier if the users are competent at it. And if they're not competent, why are they entrusted with secure information?

      Because HR thinks they are good for the job. Very few employers have security competency as a requirement. Usually the responsibility is pushed onto IT.

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    31. Re:Security by anonymov · · Score: 1

      I was just comparing the "harder" part. With physical documents, common sense easily lets anyone assess risks, try to prevent them and detect when security failed to start preparing for fallout early. With electronic, it's common sense only for top tier of users, and even with alleged pros we still get "Company X reports there was a break-in on the customer DB server a month ago. Check your credit cards for strange charges and change your passwords everywhere"

    32. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a university. The data on my computer has been obtained by me, personally, as part of my research. I make it public after a year; if it leaks out before then, the only one who suffers is me (and even then, only if another researcher analyses it and beats me to publication, despite my head start).

      But IT here still have a horribly locked-down environment, like situations like yours where secrecy is more important. From this, I conclude that, while data security may be a possible reason for having a locked-down environment, it isn't *the* reason: it's an excuse.

      FERPA, dumbass. Unless maybe you don't teach anyone. HIPAA too if it's medical research.

    33. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many realize their personal data becomes discoverable in a lawsuit if they connect their personal device to the network? Once you mingle personal and business data, it's all business until proven otherwise.

      That can include confiscation of the device during investigation/discovery. And it doesn't matter if you were involved at all - they may confiscate ALL devices that were on the network.

      Corporate IT exists for a variety of reasons.

    34. Re:Security by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      As IT manager, part of my job is to ensure the safety of company data. If you are using a non-approved web service for business purposes, you could be endangering that data, and your job, and mine, and everybody else's at the company.

      Yes, I would revoke your network privileges. And not let you back on until you demonstrated that you understood WHY that practice is a bad idea.

      I don't believe in useless rules for reasons of "control". But I damned well do believe in reasonable rules that exist for excellent reasons.

    35. Re:Security by genner · · Score: 1

      Then the problem is with HR or training, not IT.

      Everything we are likely to be blamed for is our problem.
      It's not smart or fair for management to a blame us but it happens all the time,.

  3. Were I work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We simply have created a separate subnet and SSID for BYOD, staff register with upper management and we put their device on this network. It isn't terribly complex but it gets the job done.

    1. Re:Were I work by icebike · · Score: 1

      I was about to suggest the same thing.

      You can then tightly control the gateway to that subnet, manage protocols at the router, and only allow company issued devices on the secure wifi. That way the company bears the cost of the devices, and therefore gets to make all the rules and need entertain no arguments.

      Most users don't need access to anything on the company servers other than email anyway, and you can route that access thru your public facing gateways, so it would be tightly controlled.

      Its still not going to prevent company documents walking away. There are too many ways that can happen, bluetooth, thumb drives, microSD drives, and the rogue Dropbox, Spider Oak, Box accounts.

      But it will eliminate the casual, careless, or accidental breaches, lost device worries. Then any remaining breaches fall into the categories of Intentional, Malicious, Criminal or at the very least, cause for Termination.

      I'm not sure how practical it would be to take the next step and simply don't allow wifi on company network period. But I do know that this is the approach taken in some high security environments, and many government agencies. I suspect this would see a lot of push-back from workers and management at your typical business.

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  4. And along with it.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    Then let them have the security and stability while you're at it.

  5. infoworld spam again by mjwalshe · · Score: 3

    This is the 3rd post from info world about BYOD in the last few days can we give it a rest.

    1. Re:infoworld spam again by Spad · · Score: 2

      This. Seriously. Either stop posting this spam or let us ignore submitters.

      I don't give a flying fuck about infoworld at the best of times, but from now on I will be actively recommending that people avoid them and ignore anything they have to say.

      I don't know who's paying them to write this nonsense (or who at Infoworld has shares in Apple) but it's gone way beyond the usual level of shoddy journalism that I've come to expect from a lot of /. articles.

    2. Re:infoworld spam again by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      They also seem to have some sockpuppets marking comments like yours and mine down.

  6. Speaking as a customer by Compaqt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking as a customer of BigCorp X, where there's a battle between the big, bad meanies of IT and the hip, 20-somethings with their fashionable iWhatever du jour which they can't live without, and the 30, 40, and 50-somethings who are trying to mimic them:

    I'd rather your corp have a locked-down corporate environment in which data security is respected and my credit card and other personal information (including purchase history) is safe. Or, as a vendor/partner, the confidential information I had shared with you.

    I'll take the risk that some hipster isn't going to come up with an earth-shattering revelation about which color of gradient fill should be used on the company website because he was shackled to his desk instead of breathing free as a bird sprawled out on the office roof with his iPad.

    Most breakins occur through the weakest link in security, which is exactly what uncontrolled used of these gadgets represent.

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    1. Re:Speaking as a customer by DigiShaman · · Score: 3

      Awhile back, one of my clients (whom I provide outsourced IT support too) employed a few interns. One of them starting pushing for the job is internal IT as a secondary role of his while also wanting to get rid of their SBS server and go pure MS Office 365. I'm not opposed to any of this in principle so long as the owners of the company fully understand what they would be getting themselves into. But they don't. And that's the problem. Pushy interns trying to make a name for themselves all while unnecessary costs, disruptions, and possibly damage in the process. These 20 somethings know jobs are hard to get, and are fighting tooth and nail to shine off any and everyone that stands in their way.

      I guess it's sort of like seagull management. They fly in, crap all over the place, and you're left to clean up the mess. In these cases, it's best to give them enough rope to hang themselves before things get too much worse later on.

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    2. Re:Speaking as a customer by jsrogers · · Score: 4, Informative

      We actually had an incident during the fall but it was not a 20-something hipsters. A few of our mobile users left their work laptops in a company vehicle in a bag in plain sight on the back seat. The bags are purchased by the individuals or their departments and they purchased very obvious computer bags. The car was stolen in a sketchy part of town along with all three bags. It turns out one of them left a car key inside their coat pocket inside the car.. Fortunately for us, all the laptops fully encrypted AES256 with preboot authentication. The laptops were later recovered from the suspect's home along with the vehicle. One of the laptops did log about a dozen unsuccessful log in attempts but nothing further than that.

      Our organization does allow remote access from personally owned computers, but only through Citrix to minimize data loss because nothing is stored locally and all the computing takes place at the Citrix farm in a controlled environment. I think the last I heard, there is Citrix applications available for Apple Ipad.

    3. Re:Speaking as a customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's gibberish. Please go back to school and rewrite your first paragraph.

    4. Re:Speaking as a customer by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is, the idiots pushing these "turnkey solutions" look like experts to the eyes of users once things are underway. "You got this working in X period of time? You must be an IT rockstar". Meanwihle, it's about as complicated as setting up a blog, and doing it once is as difficult as doing it 100 times. When things go south, however, the blame can be placed on the "cloud service", and the resident expert IT rockstar gets away with it scotch free.

      I agree, it's a good idea to let them hang themselves early on. Help them along with some complicated questions they will be unable to answer, and know more about their product than they do. (A nice shotgun is the best form of seagull management.) It's not just about job security, it's about making sure people (your customers) don't get brought along for a ride, raped, and then left in a ditch somewhere to die...

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    5. Re:Speaking as a customer by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I'd rather your corp have a locked-down corporate environment in which data security is respected and my credit card and other personal information (including purchase history) is safe. Or, as a vendor/partner, the confidential information I had shared with you.

      I'll take the risk that some hipster isn't going to come up with an earth-shattering revelation about which color of gradient fill should be used on the company website because he was shackled to his desk instead of breathing free as a bird sprawled out on the office roof with his iPad.

      Classic. Thank you.

    6. Re:Speaking as a customer by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      The paragraph was very clear and comprehensible. The grammar was not perfect, but that does not seem to be a universal requirement around here.

      I decline to make any observations about the ACs reading ability.

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    7. Re:Speaking as a customer by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'd rather your corp have a locked-down corporate environment in which data security is respected and my credit card and other personal information (including purchase history) is safe.

      Fine. Then don't be the first to bitch when you are the last one to get mobile access to your credit card, and your online bank accounts take 3 days to show your transactions.

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    8. Re:Speaking as a customer by arose · · Score: 1

      Why, do they have to manually enter the details on their iPads to make it fast? It takes 3 days because it's easier to patch those mainframes. My bank shows instantly because eastern European banking infrastructure was built from the ground up in the 90's, not because they can't keep data safe.

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    9. Re:Speaking as a customer by syousef · · Score: 1

      Why, do they have to manually enter the details on their iPads to make it fast? It takes 3 days because it's easier to patch those mainframes. My bank shows instantly because eastern European banking infrastructure was built from the ground up in the 90's, not because they can't keep data safe.

      Mainframes are locked down compared to your 90's client server mess, or your current Java mess. Less moving parts means less to go wrong. You are using features that are new and improved compared to older tech used by other banks but had your banks been on the ball. Stifle innovation and your banks will be using that tech till 2190 while the world moves on.

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  7. The purpose of IT... by west · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is to allow users the flexibility to maximize their productivity in ways that they understand...

    and to get fired for negligence when those users, who could not be expected to understand the ramifications of all their actions, cause major damage to the corporation.

  8. Again? by koan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We just beat this guy up a few days ago and maybe he should have to do a year long stint as a sysadmin for a large corporation full of people taking his current point of view before writing again, or maybe he is being controversial on purpose to drive readership.

    That said, he does have some merit in the idea of using your own apps for presentations and such with no requirement on the back end, in this one narrow area I support his thinking as (IMO) it leads away from the standard Microsoft model of Windows + Office and that's a good thing, get weened off the M$ teet.

    An example of this was a project I was given at a local college to replace slide projectors with a photo archive + scanning, My solution was a Linux based platform running Gallery 2 photo software, the opposing solution was a $40k Windows package and that was without the support included.
    So my solution = hardware cost with no licensing charges or other soft cost and a tidy support package that was affordable, the solution that won was of course the $40k package.

    The reasoning? The dean of IT felt that we were teaching people real world skills and that meant using Windows, IT's complaint was "We don't know Linux".

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    1. Re:Again? by koan · · Score: 1

      Meh I didn't word that well, the pressure of quick post has gotten to me.

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      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    2. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT's complaint was "We don't know Linux".

      God help us all...

    3. Re:Again? by Improv · · Score: 2

      The articles are probably written by some angry, semi-clued user who was fired for doing something stupid that made life harder for some sysadmins. Presumably someone thought he'd make a good tech writer.

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      For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
    4. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was with you until you wrote 'M$'.

    5. Re:Again? by koan · · Score: 1

      But his title says "smart user".

      Never underestimate the vindictiveness of an angery BOFH.

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      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    6. Re:Again? by Improv · · Score: 1

      Or in this case, a BUFH :)

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  9. is BYOD real or an Infoworld hallucination? by boguslinks · · Score: 1

    Infoworld is flogging this relentlessly, but I'm not seeing it at my company and friends are not seeing it at their companies. Anecdotal, I know.

    1. Re:is BYOD real or an Infoworld hallucination? by ausoleil · · Score: 1

      Infoworld is flogging this relentlessly, but I'm not seeing it at my company and friends are not seeing it at their companies. Anecdotal, I know.

      Actually, we talked about it in our annual talking head and powerpoint festival from the CIO. Then again, we're a Gartner-is-the-Bible company, so you can bet it wasn't originally his idea.

      And I've used my own iPhone for work for three years unreimbursed, mainly because I only want one device to carry 24x7.

  10. If people want to BYOD by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    They should be prepared to have their device remote-wiped. Or at least the work partition on the device.

    And some devices do have negative impact on the network. See previous issues with Apple like:
    http://www.macrumors.com/2010/04/17/princeton-university-details-ipad-wireless-networking-issues/

    1. Re:If people want to BYOD by Improv · · Score: 1

      Or some old versions of Samba, which defaulted to be more primary than existing infrastructure . User just meant to share a folder and suddenly all the office systems can't authenticate. Oops.

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      For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
    2. Re:If people want to BYOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I refuse to use my personal phone for work email; we have some software to enable it, but it basically gives my employer full control over the device.

    3. Re:If people want to BYOD by hawguy · · Score: 1

      This is why I refuse to use my personal phone for work email; we have some software to enable it, but it basically gives my employer full control over the device.

      Is it separate software, or do you have to agree to the ActiveSync policy settings when you connect to exchange? If it's the latter, then they don't have full control, but they can do things like require a lockcode, require device encryption, and remotely wipe the device if it's lost or stolen. The lockcode policy is annoying since I lost the ability to use the Android unlock pattern (which I could easily swipe without looking at the phone), now I have to use a unlock code, but I'm fine with letting them remote-wipe the device if I report it lost or stolen.

      If it's separate software that you have to install it could have more control, but not "full control" unless your phone is rooted.

      If your company has IMAP (or POP) enabled, you can get around the Activesync policy by using IMAP/POP. (though you lose contacts/calendar syncing)

    4. Re:If people want to BYOD by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's not just iPad that has wireless issues. It's all Apple wireless devices, from what I've seen. They've got poor connectivity due to the software stack, largely. They poison the spectrum with noise and prevent everyone from getting online. You need a much higher ratio of APs to devices with Apple products than with anything else. Even cheap phones do better.

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    5. Re:If people want to BYOD by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Or some old versions of Samba, which defaulted to be more primary than existing infrastructure . User just meant to share a folder and suddenly all the office systems can't authenticate. Oops.

      And apparently improperly configured Windows machines. You shouldn't be running WINS anymore and the clients should even be trying to use WINS lookups.

  11. Only belong to users.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you let them. If it does not make business sense to allow 'ownership' like this in your environment, then just set policy and be done with it. There is no magic here.

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  12. GMGruman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GMGruman is not a nerd; he is a self proclaimed "Smart User".

    His articles are designed to troll IT staff. He comes off like he thinks that users should be empowered to manage their own security, when most of the users I support can't even manage to use Office without messing up a spreadsheet.

    1. Re:GMGruman by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      GMGruman is not a nerd; he is a self proclaimed "Smart User".

      Also known as the problematic users. The type who loses their unlocked iToy in starbucks which is synced to the company exchange server.

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  13. EMBRACE THE CHANGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the world of expect change. Many corporate campuses are moving towards a guest only wifi which allows for all the Boyd devices to work. Technologies like UAG from Microsoft allow this to be safe and viable. Corporate systems will continue to evolve and be web based. as for support , companies are saying that BYOD are self supported. that means all everything on them including software.

  14. Gruman again? by bluestar · · Score: 1

    What's this, the third "article" from Gruman in the last week or two? WTF Slashdot. Seriously.

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    1. Re:Gruman again? by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Gruman writes an article for Infoworld lashing out at IT, then submits it to Slashdot in order to rile up the IT folks who read here. Like some sort of troll, or just hoping to get more page views for his article. I suppose we will be seeing more of these next week with his supposed "insight". Though I hope people don't bother to read the article, it's what he wants and they are probably gonna be disappointed.

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      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the (supposed) good of its victims may be the most oppressive
    2. Re:Gruman again? by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      Though I hope people don't bother to read the article

      You do realize that this is Slashdot, right?

  15. Missing the point by obi1one · · Score: 1

    He talks a lot about how his 5 things are personal for the user and IT is used to providing uniform solutions, so IT cant help. What he breezes over is that much of what IT does (and is up at night about) isnt really about providing software and services, but data and infrastructure, and that his 5 technologies (well maybe not social media) are all dependent upon IT provided data and infrastructure to be useful. When the unaffiliated device or software tries to connect to the infrastructure or data that IT is responsible for is the interesting problem area here, and he glossed over it without really adding anything new to the conversation.

  16. Another? by Gaggme · · Score: 1

    Another article from GMGruman plugging his own article while expressing his contempt for standard IT practices. His last article posted to reddit, highlighted his fundamental misunderstandings about IT security. This is just another nail in the coffin Even a basic google search shows how utterly idiotic his stances are on corporate tech. Seems as though he jumps on the curtains of the newest trend, then either glorifies or demonizes it without actually comprhending. Example http://www.technologytell.com/gadgets/54796/pc-world-calls-ipad-buyers-idiots/ My condolences to their in house IT who must auto-forward his calls to a queue that noone answers.

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  17. Well now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's fine and all. But the network you want to use all those devices on belong to the COMPANY paid for by the COMPANY.
    And IT is in charge of it working properly and reliably. Because it's their JOB.

    Now... put your little toys away and get the fuck back to work or you're all fired for not doing your JOB.

  18. Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's splitting pretty fine hairs by saying, "stay out of web services, mobile, social networking, etc." but that you should focus on:

    [...] business collaboration, client management suites, file syncing, infrastructure as a service (IaaS), innovation management and ideation platforms, mobile device management (MDM), platform as a service (PaaS), productivity, public social media, security and identity management, self-service BI, smartphones, social marketing management tools, tablets, videoconferencing, and video platforms.

    When the user says, "I want Salesforce instead of Sugar", and their only rationale is that a salesman that specifically targets non-technical folks told them it's prettier, your job is more than handling the SSO component and Office connector. You should explain the more fundamental differences, for everyones sake. Then let the company decide based on a rational set of pros and cons. That's not the same as ruling with an iron fist.

  19. i would hate for you to see what really goes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on inside of a big, fortune 1000 corporation.

    i deal with personal information every day, and i have received 0 training in my department on privacy.we get training on some govt regulations once a year, but most of the coworkers cheat on it. they also spend a lot of time shopping online and visiting 'funny websites', alot of which are not blocked by the IT staff.

    people plug their phones into the computers all the time. its the easiest source of power.

    ---- i know it all sounds bad.

    but think about this, you said you are worried about your credit card number getting out.

    how secure are credit cards? do they require a password? no. you just walk in, give someone a number, and you get stuff.
    think about THAT system for a minute. just think about it.

    imagine creating Paypal, but never having passwords. you just tell someone your email address, and they give you stuff. thats basically the way the credit card system works.

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    think about the HIPPA law. companies that deal with HIPPA actually do take precautions. why? because the HIPPA law says they can get sued for a ton of money.

    there is no HIPPA for credit cards or your purchase history. why? financial companies own congress. they literally own congressmen.

    life is funny man. life is funny.

    1. Re:i would hate for you to see what really goes by hawguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      think about the HIPPA law. companies that deal with HIPPA actually do take precautions. why? because the HIPPA law says they can get sued for a ton of money.

      there is no HIPPA for credit cards or your purchase history. why? financial companies own congress. they literally own congressmen.

      That's not exactly true. While there's no law governing credit cards, the credit card industry themselves have organized a PCI council that sets security standards that all companies that accept credit cards have to follow to protect the credit card data. Fines can be levied by issuing banks for merchants that fail to achieve and maintain compliance.

    2. Re:i would hate for you to see what really goes by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      and how many banks have been fined or removed as payment processors?

      yeah, i thought so

    3. Re:i would hate for you to see what really goes by SchroedingersCat · · Score: 1

      a) banks are not processors b) quite a few retailers and processors have been fined or suspended for security breaches. google it

    4. Re:i would hate for you to see what really goes by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Just like a lot of the BSA fines - it's all mom & pop and small shops. Which major banks, payment processors, retailers have been suspended or removed?

      All the major ones, TJ Maxx, Sony, etc, are still doing credit card transactions...

      Yeah, thought so.

  20. Bring it, use it, fix it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you bring you own device and 'you' can get it to work on the infrastructure provided as is then fine. But when you can't, just sit down and shut up, do some work. I'm fine with that.

    Ubiquitous computing and network connectivity is what we all want. But given some of the crap hardware/firmware sitting between you with your shiny and your cloud I could seen and admin going postal before giving a rats ass about what you need now that you have a phone that's smarter than you are.

  21. Sure, but its "my" network. by Kenja · · Score: 1

    Keep your devices off it and you can do what ever you want with them. Just dont come to me when they break.

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:Sure, but its "my" network. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but can I come to you when "your" network breaks?

      You sound like every IT Manager at every company I've ever worked...."my" this, and "my" that. The rest of us share all of our assets with our coworkers, but the IT types keep "their" stuff for themselves, evidently.

    2. Re:Sure, but its "my" network. by msobkow · · Score: 1

      If the device does not support corporate network encryption, it's not allowed to connect to the corporate network (because it can't, and security holes will not be opened to enable insecure devices.)

      If the device does not support encryption of local data, no applications which require local data storage will be allowed to run on that device.

      If the device does not integrate with existing network management tools, it will not be supported. We're not redoing the network infrastructure to support your iShiny.

      The same goes for your pet software, your pet tools, and anything else that isn't already approved and part of the corporate standard.

      It's not a question of what the user wants, but what the company systems administrators have to do to comply with federal and provincial data security regulations. Compliance is not an option if you want to serve certain markets, and it would be wise for any company which has customer data of any kind to look to those privacy standards when implementing their corporate systems. It is better to design the infrastructure to support future markets and exceed mandated standards than to risk lawsuits from customers in the event the corporate systems are penetrated.

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  22. I Give Up by Mr.+Lwanga · · Score: 2

    Where do I pay money to stop this Infoworld astroturfing?

  23. It's not about you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My staff has access to servers that talk directly to the back end systems of banks and other financial institutions. Want to log in to the same network with your new spyware ridden Android phone? No, no, a thousand times no. Get over it.

    It's like buying go-karts and then expecting to drive them on freeways. There are rules in place for a reason, and it's not to harm your fun. Build your own network and play all you want on your time. I own Metallica t-shirts but I don't waltz into work wearing them and saying "This shirt belongs to ME, HR guy! It helps ME make money for the company, and your dress code doesn't!"

  24. Great, You Can Keep Em! by tunapez · · Score: 1

    Best idea yet! Blackberry's on the right track, keep the work tools at work and locked down, just like...tools! Buy yourself an 'internet appliance' of your choice to play with on your own time. Keep in mind, when Verizon or nApple encourage a new purchase when they cannot(sic) fix your toy, please do NOT call me. Sme goes for when your ID is stolen or your Fecebook account is hijacked.
     
    I cannot fix blind consumption with no consideration of consequence. Have your cake and eat it, too.

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  25. BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by weave · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1) Everyone has iPhones and iPads
    2) They want to print - they demand to print
    3) Find some AirPrint windows driver some guy wrote in his garage and load unknown code into your Windows server
    4) Works well until iOS 5 comes out
    5) Users update to iOS 5 on their own and they can't print and scream at IT.

    That's just one scenario....

    1) User gets great idea of hooking up an Apple TV to a presentation display so they can send their iPAD crap output to it
    2) Scream bloody murder when someone "unauthorized" sends their screen to the display instead.

    Or.....
    1) Buy a bunch of iPADs, spend about 15 minutes unboxing them and turning them on.
    2) Quickly realize what a hassle it is to manually install apps and settings on all of them and they have better things to do
    3) Run to IT to install all the apps instead.

    Or....

    1) Buy a bunch of iPads for a classroom, set up an Apple ID, associate a credit card with it, buy needed apps for it, save password because it's a hassle to keep re-entering it
    2) Scream bloody murder when one of the students decides to go to the app store and buy a few games to play using the instructor's account during class instead of doing classwork.

    The way it should have worked was...

    1) Identify a need (want tablets in a classroom setting that can do x,y,z)
    2) Ask IT to identify a product that meets those needs securely and effectively
    3) Wait for IT to figure out how to manage and deploy said devices (and if that takes too long, work with our management to identify appropriate priorities for us -- i.e., what doesn't get done in meantime

    Bottom line, I understand IT is a service organization ... but I also understand we are overhead to the bottom line and understandably management wants to minimize the expense spent on IT as well as expect us to keep data secure. So we have to do horrible corporate things like try to control costs, and justify expenses towards the goal of improving productivity. I love my iPad. I think it's cool. But it's a personal, entertainment device. Repurposing it for business or educational use takes effort and time to figure out.

    1. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by david.emery · · Score: 0

      I don't ask, and I don't WANT, corporate IT in my home office infrastructure. I do my own support, because I give myself much better service than corporate IT. It starts with much more secure and less touch-labor-intensive technologies than the Microsoft-everything approach from Corporate. I have full back-ups, including offsite backups for critical data. I have secure server including VPN to the home network. I have firewalls turned on and I actually pay attention to the logs.

      The normal IT approach has been either "we don't do that" or "we won't pay for it." Now my boss, when he hired me, said, "You need to be productive, and we'll buy you what makes you work." Most of the infrastructure in the home office, by the way, was purchased and maintained on my nickel (except for the color laser, a real boon for productivity particularly because they pay for the printer cartridges.)

      And the only problems I've had were when I left a test account open, allowing someone to route spam through the DMZ server. Yeah, that was a user configuration error, which I caught and fixed (by both removing the account AND disabling/breaking SMTP on that machine; someone would have to dig deep to find where/how I broke SMTP configuration to reactivate email, if he were to gain access to the machine itself.)

      When corporate CIOs start handing out charge numbers for employees to charge -when IT keeps them from doing their jobs-, then I'll start to believe that corporate IT has turned into a real service industry. Instead, it sure seems to me it's more of a jobs/power program for MCSEs, with no accountability for their failure to provide service to end users. I understand the need to protect and provide service to the corporation as a whole; that does not excuse treating the end user community as basically slaves to IT's view of the world.

    2. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When corporate CIOs start handing out charge numbers for employees to charge -when IT keeps them from doing their jobs-, then I'll start to believe that corporate IT has turned into a real service industry.

      Do you charge your local police department when they stop you from doing your job, such as when you are speeding? Maybe the fire department is inconveniencing you by having a fire code. Charge that shit back!

    3. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by Knave75 · · Score: 0

      *snipped whining about the stupid things users do*

      We all have jobs, and most of us have to deal with incompetent people. If a customer is causing me difficulties, I don't get to ruin his experience to make my life easier... I deal with him, and try to find a way to satisfy his needs and my own requirements. I find IT though has the general attitude of "well, we're not going to change, so you damn well had better do it yourself".

      Yes, I know IT people are Gods amongst insects, doesn't give you the right to go around smashing us insects indiscriminately just because you can.

    4. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by stewbacca · · Score: 2

      In your last examples, YOU are the one doing it wrong, not the users. You need to be using Profile Manager (OS X Server) and/or iPhone/iPad Configuration Utility.

      Of course, that would require IT to buy, install, and administer these simple tools and we all know that is asking too much.

    5. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Most of these can be solved if IT is willing to actively engage their users and try to help them. Here are a few examples of how we've addressed the issues you've pointed out. Nothing is perfect but we're trying to work with our users. Some people can be tough to work with, but if you genuinely want to help them I find most people receptive. Remember that a big part of our job as IT is customer service.

      1. We use HotSpot printing from Ricoh. Just e-mail the document, walk to MFP and choose the file to release.

      2. Specify a password for AirPlay on your AppleTV so other people can't send video

      3. Check out Volume Purchasing and MDM platforms like Air-Watch or MobileIron.

      4. You can not save your iTunes password on an iPad, it's not possible.

      I've heard a lot of people say "Well why do you NEED an iPad". I honestly never understood the need for an iPad either, until I was given one. After spending some time with it, I think it's a great tool and almost indispensable now. What if we turned it around - tell me why users shouldn't be able to use their iOS devices, given that it's been proven that they can be deployed safely and effectively by using the appropriate procedures and management tools.

    6. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by pant · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't take that far enough.

      Of course, that would require IT to buy, install, administer these simple tools, maybe take the time to learn how to use tools, which is not free, and for the requesting department to fund all of it, and we all know that is asking too much.

      That last part about funding is the sticking point. Sure, there is some stretch room for manpower, but it all costs money. Everyone has to justify their budget, from marketing, to sales, to IT, to software engineering, to industrial hardware support, to archiving, to facilities maintenance, to HR, to legal, and to probably other things that I am likely forgetting.

      As a caveat to those who talk about IT being a cost and sales bringing in the money, I am not in IT. For any company to be even moderately successful, you must be a team. Get rid of any relevant department to your company above, and it will fail. No toilets? No PBX system? No intranet? No Internet? No Email? Your PC not functioning? No heating/air conditioning? No copier/printer? Signing contracts without legal advice? And on and on?

      You are fucked.

      Granted this is not as important at 5 employees. Think about 500 employees,or 5000.

      And I have a slight problem with sales in any company over about 50 people or so. They will gladly srew over the customer and 70% of their workforce for their own benefit.

    7. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by weave · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the useful response. I'll look into them.

      These things are popping up everywhere where I work and when I asked to get several for my staff, I was told no. Makes it a bit difficult to support, doesn't it? :(

    8. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, we had the same problem. I can't get get an iPad for the helpdesk. We have very difficult and thankless jobs. Hang in there!

    9. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Of course, that would require IT to buy, install, administer these simple tools, maybe take the time to learn how to use tools, which is not free, and for the requesting department to fund all of it, and we all know that is asking too much.

      Um, exactly? We have an IT department to buy, install, and administer tools. I could actually run iPhone Configuration Utility and Profile Manager myself in a small org (200 or less people). We are already paying IT, so the cost of these tools isn't a big deal. Plus, it's making their job of mass deployment easier.

      That last part about funding is the sticking point. Sure, there is some stretch room for manpower, but it all costs money.

      If you are using a Mac environment, the entire cost of my solution is $70 and the cost of a server (and the associated labor costs, but we're already paying for that, aren't we?) I'm sure similar, low cost alternative exist in PC land as well.

    10. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it. You're saying that it's not part of IT's role to evaluate 3rd party software and then update it as new versions of other software comes out? Crazy!

      It seems like IT at every place I've ever worked was a really a "work avoidance" department. Version N+1 of software comes out and a year later we are sill using version N. Why don't we upgrade? "Because, it needs testing and verification, blah blah blah". Seriously, Major Software Vendor X is probably not going to totally bone version N+1! Install it on some PCs test if for a few days and try all the critical uses. It works, upgrade. This is your fucking job!

    11. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by pant · · Score: 1

      No, you are not already paying for that stuff. Your IT Dept. recommends to procurement what to buy, and you kind of glossed over the cost of a server and the associated costs. Not to mention who pays for it. I already addressed the scale of the company, and in spite of what you can do, IT still has to learn how to do it,(maybe,) and maintain the server which costs power, parts usage, and possible overtime. Although I don't work in IT, I serve internal customers, and we try to give them what we can. New equipment costs money, however, and new equipment like air conditioners, printers, floor space, and yes, software and hardware all cost money. These are all things that sales and other departments sometimes need. And no, just cause you already budgeted for a department doesn't mean that that budget shouldn't change. This is just me talking to myself anyway. Cheers.

    12. Re:BYOD? Then BYOS(upport) too by Geminii · · Score: 1

      So you'll be funding the time and manpower to fully research these tools and cross-check them against the SOE, provide ongoing support and training for them, and be the one willing to take the blame when someone uses them incorrectly and opens up a security breach, then.

  26. Fucking GMGruman by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article is written by the same braindead PHB who wrote the "high priests of IT" article. He's trolling Slashdot for cash (page hits). I say the editors should be at least considering blacklisting his submissions at this point. He's one of the biggest submission trolls on Slashdot right now, and the only one doing it for money.

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    1. Re:Fucking GMGruman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that too...someone cage the douchebag troll

    2. Re:Fucking GMGruman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to say...deja vu all over again.

      So everyone just go back and read all the posts on Sarbanes-Oxley and other regulator requirements. Saves time.

    3. Re:Fucking GMGruman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a symbiotic relationship; Slashdot links to troll articles to get discussions going, which means they get hits too. It makes sense for Slashdot to link to these things.

  27. Why are you linking to his articles? by khasim · · Score: 4, Informative

    He's going on about the same bullshit. But he doesn't interview anyone in IT at any company that is actually IMPLEMENTING his claims.

    I'd argue that Salesforce.com was the first big consumerization push into business, as the SaaS provider actively targeted business users and avoided IT in trying to get its technology adopted.

    This guy cannot even tell the difference between a "device" that is "owned" by an employee of Company X and a service provided to Company X by Company Y.

    Regardless of which innovation was the first to empower individual users technologically, it's clear that consumerization of IT is about user-driven technology of all sorts.

    No. There's a HUGE difference between using a outside company to provide a service and allowing people to bring their own laptops into the company to connect to the company's private data.

    BYOD has the distinction of being so visible and inexorable that it finally forced the consumerization trend into the open, with CIOs and IT publicly confronting an issue that many had been dealing with quietly for a while: Some technologies are truly user-centric and should be left as such.

    And you STILL don't see the difference.

    Why is /. linking to his articles?

    There are five: mobile devices, cloud computing services, social technology, exploratory analytics, and specialty apps (that is, apps for the user's specific job, from presentation software to engineering calculators).

    mobile devices
    cloud computing services
    social technology
    exploratory analytics
    specialty apps

    And STILL not a single interview with an IT VP from any health care company allowing user-owned devices to connect to private data.

    Why is /. still linking to his articles?

    1. Re:Why are you linking to his articles? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Why is /. still linking to his articles?

      Because they piss off a lot of people and so get several hundred responses saying how wrong they are. Slashdot editors aren't trying to inform us, they're trying to provoke us, to get page hits.

  28. Is somebody paying for these articles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This has to be the tenth article about BYOD and the terrors of the hated IT administrator that I've read in the past two weeks.... Is somebody out there lobbying the "journalists" to write this drivel?

    Here's a question... Do you want to give your personal information to a company that is fine with BYOD? How about one that puts your personal info in the "cloud".

    How about this... if you bring your own device and during a random audit it's shown to not be 100% up to date with the latest security patches, you are fired on the spot. You might think it's harsh, but that's the reality those bad guys in IT face every day. They're in charge of corporate data protection.. which frequently means consumer data protection. The users who are moaning for the latest iDevice need to understand that yes the iPhone is awesome, yes it's easier to use than a Blackberry, and yes it can be infinitely more productive.. but until Apple builds a decent permissioning and provisioning system for it, it's never going to be accepted by corporate IT departments. If you want to use your iPad, lobby Apple, not your IT admin.

    1. Re:Is somebody paying for these articles? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      In defense of Apple, if you use a blackberry, you have to pay shitloads of $$ for BES. So, if you are using Apple, they don't have a management solution, you should take the same $$ and buy your own iOS management solution, and there are plenty out there.

      If you want to go with the Apple solution, now that Lion server is out, take a look at this:

      http://www.macworld.com/article/160477/2011/06/osx_lion_server.html

    2. Re:Is somebody paying for these articles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever i hear someone touting that apple has enterprise ready systems i always ask the same question.

      Why is there no rack-mount servers? BES can be installed on anything (rack-mount or otherwise) OS-X can only be installed on Macs and what they provide is a desktop (mac pro) running server OS software (and no redundant PSU) with no rack-mount case so it can't be installed in normal bays without taking up 18-19U vertically installed, can't be in a cabinet since it will leave openings in the air-flows for cold/hot isle containment setups. (yeah, they enterprise/data center ready)

      The least apple can do is let us virtualize their server OS platform on our VM setups. (but no that only works when running the VM on a MAC)

    3. Re:Is somebody paying for these articles? by Eristone · · Score: 1

      Depends on the size of the company and how many accounts. RIM got smart and put out a "SMB" freebie BES server for under 50 users.

    4. Re:Is somebody paying for these articles? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Most MDM platforms are about the same price as BES. $40-$50/seat.

    5. Re:Is somebody paying for these articles? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      Looks interesting. Can you please provide the link for the rack mount server I am supposed to run this on.... oh wait, apple stopped making those.

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  29. BYOD is paid spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no phenomenon, this is just a group of mobile device providers astroturfing to get their devices into business. Unless the devices can be managed by Active Directory or Linux backend they have no place in a business environment.

    1. Re:BYOD is paid spam by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      "Managing it" is useless if it doesn't even provide the minimum level of function you need such as patch levels and "full disk" encryption. Take Android for example - other than Nexus phones, which ones are patched up to date? And which Android phone has full disk encryption?

    2. Re:BYOD is paid spam by jon3k · · Score: 1

      None that I'm aware of, however iOS does provide 256bit AES encryption when the passcode lock is enabled.

  30. Galun Grumen by jwlondon · · Score: 1

    I am slightly concerned that the majority of people reading this mans articles have done after seeing link on Slashdot. His intended audience is presumably people who believe that IT departments are a self created entity and are entirely responsible for corporate governance and the reasons for it. We all know a little knowledge is dangerous. Please can we not give him any more attention.

  31. Seconded! by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's posting on InfoWorld (not known for insight) and then sending the link to /. because no one reads InfoWorld's website.

    If his articles were so amazing then people would be going to the original source, wouldn't they?

    Instead, he's sending his links to /.

  32. Can we please stop with the GMGruman articles?! by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this guy is a hack, his articles seem slanted and unprofessional, poorly sourced, etc. I get that InfoWorld is desperate, but why is Slashdot helping him with free advertising?

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  33. Infoworld is aimed at Non IT Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Infoworld has always painted IT as a walled fortress that
    1. never lets the users be free
    2. does not respond to management
    3. it always behind the times
    4. does not respond to the external business environment
    5. does not make the applications screens look like the ones from 24 and Mission Impossible.
    6. IT people are huge security threats
    7. IT people are fungible 'resources'

    Infoworld has been spewing this anti-IT crap,FOREVER. Recognize them as your enemy.

    Infoworld feeds management delusions. Infoworld plays on the fact management has no clue.

    There are about a dozen or so Infoworld sister publications. And Gartner. They all peddle the same IT is evil problem and peddle the same Snake Oil and Silver Bullet solutions.

    IT is about solutions to problems. Not devices or platforms.

    Should 'Users' be doing IT's jobs?

    Should not the Users being doing the job they were hired to do?

    Maybe IT should do the COO's job. And fire all the incompetent management that slurps up this Infoworld FUD.

    Why not let the janitor do open heart surgery? The janitor wants 100% success, while the heart surgeon is going to say you only have a 50/50 chance. Why not listen to the pleasant janitor that is telling you what you want to hear, rather than some Big Brained, Alpha Male, Hard Assed Surgeon who speaks truth.

    So don't let Infoworld's outright muck slinging attack make you doubt yourselves. We are IT. We are Gods. We make it look easy. Everyone that can use a toaster thinks they know better.

    Brush off the puny lamentations of the Users and the MSM.

  34. well work at home on your own time drives that by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Now maybe if work where to end when it's time to go home maybe then there will be less need to have the secure documents out of the office.

  35. They can't have it both ways. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    The problem with BYOD/DIY IT is multi-fold, and it's strongly related to users being unwilling (and unable) to take responsibility for their own decisions.

    * With a myriad of Cloud services, everyone using something different. Massive datasets of information end up in a disparate group of services, suitable for only one person's use. It makes the employee irreplaceable until the data is migrated to something else that others are able to access.
    * Security. I really shouldn't have to expound on this, on Slashdot of all places. At issue is not only the security of what individual users are working with, but the security of the network as a whole as each individual uses
    * Information management/security. This is similar to the previous point, but goes further. Who owns the data? Who has access to the data when the employee leaves? It's difficult (if not impossible) to gain access to important business information which is on an employee's personal device or cloud service associated with a non-work mail address.
    * Service reliability. In-house IT may have a history of fucking things up and making a mess of things, but at least someone competent can come along later and, even in many of the worst situations, retrieve it. With Cloud services, there is no such possibility, and there are no backups (in all likelihood). What happens when a Cloud service (god, I hate that word) eats an important document? I've seen it happen, and the user comes crying to IT anyway; the burden falls on us to 'recover' the document, because that's what they're used to. They have no ability to discern why it's not possible.
    * Device reliability and employee productivity. I'm not going to be able to do anything consistent if I'm hamstrung on both sides when a user's device breaks. I can't replace it with another machine/device from stock (because I haven't been given the budget or time to provide such things). In all likelihood, even if I had such a device I couldn't restore the data to it that needs to be restored, because there's no consistent means of providing those backups.
    * Time. IT is going to spend a lot more time per-issue and spend a lot more time doing absolutely nothing - also known as sitting on the phone, on hold, waiting for support. Sure, less time will be spent on implementation projects in the medium term, but long term this will be problematic.
    * Professional degradation. This plays heavily on the "time" issue previously mentioned. I can hardly make a career in IT if the things I'm supporting are fleeting and not exactly technical, just another stupid UI to dig through. This is a short-sighted approach, and is as bad for organizations as it is for me. You won't have people considering IT if all they can do is generalize in 100 different closed and locked product UIs, with their biggest technical skill being knowing how to call support. This will eat into user's time, eventually, as people stop going into IT. When companies eventually want a turnaround, competent IT for in-house maintenance (or MSP) will be fewer and far between, costing quite a bit more than previously.

    In short, Cloud services look appealing to users because IT is unappealing to them. IT gets in the way and prevents them from doing things; IT does not provide them with the tools they (think) they need. They look elsewhere, which makes IT look bad. When that backfires, IT then looks bad again when we're unable to recover their data from a proprietary service we have absolutely no ability to reverse engineer.

    *** Let me make a pointed warning about a very specific "cloud" service: AutoTask. This is the biggest steaming pile of shit I have ever seen, and it's about as bad as it gets for vendor lock-in. Managers love it, it's got all the right sales words to describe it. It doesn't work, however. Not only are the use fees fairly high, but the product doesn't work. I've seen it display wrong numbers, lose records, display different data depending on which person is logged in (erroneously, regardless of supposed credentials), and i

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  36. I'm sorry, is there an echo? by TaliesinWI · · Score: 2

    This is like the fifth article this year talking about how users bringing their own devices into a corporate network are inevitable, yadda yadda, and here are some flashy new programs and services to keep it all under control that we happen to have developed and want to sell to you!

    Well you know what wins, pundits? PCI and/or HIPPA.

    We're PCI compliant at my job, and we're damn sure going to stay that way. That means that yes, you can bring in your iWhatever, and oh look, an open guest wireless network! But you know where that guest network goes? The internet. That's it. You can check your corporate E-mail through the public web interface if you'd like. Don't ask us to help you connect it to the corporate network, because we're going to tell you to go pound sand. And you know what? We're perfectly OK with you being pissed off at us because _you're not the one who's ass is in a sling if credit card information leaks out._ We provide you with all the tools you need to get your job done. You get a nice shiny corporate laptop that you can take anywhere with you (because it will help you VPN in and run your virtual desktop back at the office) and you get a rather impressive smartphone so your E-mail and contacts are never out of reach. You can't sit here and tell me you need MORE than that to do your job effectively.

    1. Re:I'm sorry, is there an echo? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      HIPAA not HIPPA (sorry, pet peeve). There is nothing in HIPAA that specifically precludes the use of iOS or Android OS. iOS specifically supports disk encryption using 256bit AES to support ePHI at rest. It can also encrypts all ePHI during transmission using SSL. Devices can also be remotely locked, wiped and located using GPS. This is actually far more secure than most Windows laptops being deployed which contain ePHI. I'm not aware of any HIPAA guideline that would prohibit the use of iOS devices.

    2. Re:I'm sorry, is there an echo? by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to suggest anything specific to Apple or Android devices. The point I was trying to make was control of information - in regulated environments we're not going to allow something to connect to the corporate network that is then going to get taken home and synced with a personal computer, I don't care how secure the device itself can be made to be - the instant it touches anything that doesn't have a corporate identity it can no longer be vouched for.

    3. Re:I'm sorry, is there an echo? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Most people only need guest WiFi and ActiveSync with their personal devices.

  37. "GMGruman writes"... by sstamps · · Score: 0

    That's as far as I get before I skip to the next article.

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  38. How do you control them? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is that users have no clue what they are bringing in. In my environment, we have to worry about HIPAA, PCI and SOX. Guess what happens when you bring in a mobile device and want to attach it to our network?

    I need to worry about:
    1) minimum security standards (passwords, encryption, etc)
    2) patches
    3) etc.

    With iOS, I can mandate a minimum password standard, with encryption as well as patch levels. So all is good. But still have to have a MDM agent.
    WIth Android, unless you are on a Nexus phone, your phone will *NEVER* be patched up to date. Additionally, no "full disk" encryption possible on most of the Android phones, including Nexus!

    1. Re:How do you control them? by breser · · Score: 1

      Galaxy Nexus has full device encryption now since it's been added to ICS. Unless telcos or OEMs remove it should be available in future ICS phones.

    2. Re:How do you control them? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      You can use agentless MDMs and get the same effect. No one complained about MDM when we were using BES, I don't see the problem with needing a management tool for iOS devices?

    3. Re:How do you control them? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      As I said - with iOS, I don't see that much trouble, but....

      How does your MDM help patch an Android 2.2 device to the latest patch levels when the manufacturer is not producing any updates?

    4. Re:How do you control them? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      I don't have an ICS device to test. How do you set it up to use full device encryption? Everything I've read says it's not in use yet, and is only available, in a limited basis, on tablets running 3.x...?

    5. Re:How do you control them? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      It allows you to block a device if the patch is required.

    6. Re:How do you control them? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      so, block every single Android device on the market other than Nexus? I know, sad...

    7. Re:How do you control them? by breser · · Score: 1

      There's just an option in the Security menu to turn it on. Recall the documentation saying it takes 3 hours to turn it on. You also have to have a pin setup to unlock the phone. I haven't tried it myself.

    8. Re:How do you control them? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      If you decide that a patch is required, yes. It's an option not a requirement. The bigger concern for me (HIPAA) is how do I encrypt pre-4.0 Android devices.

    9. Re:How do you control them? by gracefool · · Score: 1

      iOS hardware encryption is better than nothing - but only slightly better. It rarely protects against an attacker with any skill who has physical access to the iPhone, for several reasons:

      1. At best, it's only as good as the PIN used - most people use a four-digit PIN - that can be cracked very easily
      2. Only some applications have their data encrypted (it's opt-in).
      3. An "escrow keybag" that's used to decrypt everything is kept on any computers that sync with the iPhone - so if the user's home computer is compromised, so is their phone.

      So generally it's only really useful for the remote-wipe feature. Which can be defeated by simply wrapping the phone in tin-foil or removing the SIM, then copying the data.

  39. And Galun Grumen's experience is? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    Oh, he's been a writer for 25 years. Not a CIO, not a businessman, not a geek. He should go and actually try working in the real world.

  40. It's a fluff piece but... by bytesex · · Score: 2

    It's a fluff piece about something the author overheard and assumed was trendy, but there is a real problem with BYOD (only then in the inverted sense of the article): people don't mind to be separated from their workstations when they leave work, and they willingly let them be administrated by someone else. But they will scream bloody murder when they are separated from their smartphones or pads, and they will certainly not allow anyone else to administer them.

    Which has led to, for example, soldiers bringing their iPhones on missions, and running where-are-your-buddies software on them, and using that instead of their own blue-force-tracking systems. Obviously, armies are none too content with this, and try to forbid this (won't work), propose alternatives (badly supported/supportable - Apple, Google and Samsung just aren't very big on allowing you try pry into their systems and implement crypto on them, and they bring out new versions every half year), or they just bury their heads in the sand (which is what really happens).

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  41. It's a difference in perspective. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    User perspective - does this thingie work for me?

    IT perspective - does this thingie work for 1,000 users?
    Does this thingie have a license we can support?
    Does this thingie fit our security model?
    Does this thingie fit our backup/retention model?
    Does this thingie cause any problems with the other systems?
    Does this thingie have a road map for the next 3-5 years?

    Almost any user can handle a single workstation. Maybe even two workstations.

    It requires a different perspective when you move to 1,000 workstations for 1,000 users running 250 different apps in 10 different segments across 3 continents and 5 languages.

    The niche that the company is operating in might not be the same niche that the user sees himself in. Just as there are markets for mass produced goods/services, so is there a market for customized/personalized items.

    I think Gruman is advocating the customized/personalized market niche (everyone at the company uses whatever they want to use / how they want to use it / where they want to use it / etc) when the experience of most of the Slashdot readers is the opposite (thousands of workstations and users with hundreds of apps and downtime that is measured in millions of dollars).

    Car analogy - your motorcycle might have better acceleration, higher top speed and be more maneuverable than the 18-wheeler but they aren't serving the same market. Nor does the motorcycle scale to the 18-wheeler level at anything near the same price point.

    1. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Car analogy - your motorcycle might have better acceleration, higher top speed and be more maneuverable than the 18-wheeler

      Not necessarily:
      http://www.bikemenu.com/Jesse%20James%20Peterbilt%20Discovery%20Channel%20Monster%20Garage.html

    2. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gruman is the same guy advocating to overthrown tech priests. His babbling is filled with hatered and void of any ground with reality

      He's thinking to be the internet smart power user guy, but he's just delusional and trying to get some credibility by virtue of page views, but his views are petty and uninformed. No sense in trying to actually argue his points.

    3. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      IT perspective - does this thingie work for 1,000 users?
      Does this thingie have a license we can support?
      Does this thingie fit our security model?
      Does this thingie fit our backup/retention model?
      Does this thingie cause any problems with the other systems?
      Does this thingie have a road map for the next 3-5 years?

      These questions are not always applicable. It takes good judgment (which many inexperienced IT drones and their rule-books often lack) to know when it makes sense to ask them and when it doesn't.

      I want to open 5 ports in the company's firewall and run some software as Admin on my workstation? Yea, scrutinize away! I want to install Angry Birds on my company phone to screw around a little during my lunch break? As long as it's OK with my manager, what the hell does IT care? Is Angry Birds going to steal the corporation's payroll records?

    4. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Is Angry Birds going to steal the corporation's payroll records?

      No, Angry Birds isn't malware. But if you get access to install any app IT has to trust you not to be stupid enough to install some crapware with a spyware payload. They might trust YOU, you read slashdot after all, but what about Ms. Blond Bimbo in HR? Do YOU trust her not to get infested and compromise every file she has access to, including YOUR personnel files? That is the sort of thing that keeps IT folks and the lawyers awake at night. It isn't just because they are assholes who dont want you to have Angry Birds.

      Which is why in the end this pendulum will swing back just like it has done before you young iProduct buying punks learned to read. First it was the PC busting up the iron grip of the Lords of the Mainframe. But it was no time before IT brought them under their iron grip again, because leaving critical company info laying around on some mid level manager's PC was not viable. Same thing happened with cell phones. Now the cycle will repeat with tablets. You can't let random employees load up the most vital assets of the company in their personal hardware and carry it out the door, and without long drawn out contract negotiations it won't be staying in the cloud either.

      --
      Democrat delenda est
    5. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Culture20 · · Score: 0

      I want to open 5 ports in the company's firewall and run some software as Admin on my workstation? Yea, scrutinize away! I want to install Angry Birds on my company phone to screw around a little during my lunch break? As long as it's OK with my manager, what the hell does IT care? Is Angry Birds going to steal the corporation's payroll records?

      Maybe. Maybe worse. Have you vetted it? Relying on Apple to have vetted it is stupid. And maybe this version is innocuous, but the update carries the malware load.

    6. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Stiletto · · Score: 2

      I want to open 5 ports in the company's firewall and run some software as Admin on my workstation? Yea, scrutinize away! I want to install Angry Birds on my company phone to screw around a little during my lunch break? As long as it's OK with my manager, what the hell does IT care? Is Angry Birds going to steal the corporation's payroll records?

      Maybe. Maybe worse. Have you vetted it? Relying on Apple to have vetted it is stupid. And maybe this version is innocuous, but the update carries the malware load.

      Ahh, the classic "have you vetted it" argument. Have you personally "vetted" Citrix? SAP? Enterprise Workplace Productivity Suite 4.0 from Vendor$Co? I suppose every company's IT departments have combed through all of those products' source code to make sure there aren't any backdoors or trojans...

    7. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, just because we didn't read source for Citrix (we just tested it for decade as whole and did it on separate systems with each new version before letting it into production), we shouldn't be picky when user wants to install RandomSuperCoolApp v0.2.

      You totally make sense and don't look like WANNA WANNA WANNA kid at all.

    8. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, there is some question about mediawiki being able to handle as many as a few dozen users, or crashing microsoft office, so that when a bunch of run of the mill excel and database jockeys need a place to share info easily and quickly (the owners of the databases in question apparently not having info sharing in their job descriptions) they get to use that fine piece of intuitive software, sharepoint (wonder why wikipedia isn't built on that platform); with the assistance of IT, mainly consisting of deleting whatever has been done every week or two and moving the whole effort to another server, until finally it just dies.

    9. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      I suppose every company's IT departments have combed through all of those products' source code to make sure there aren't any backdoors or trojans...

      The industry as a whole has.

    10. Re:It's a difference in perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The companies that sell those enterprise applications are liable for millions if they have backdoors, trojans, etc. And they have the deep pockets and insurance to pay. And it's in the contract that they will pay.

      Angry Birds and Apple? Not so much.

  42. The only problem I have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that I'm the one in the noose when Joe or Jane User's device is compromised and something happens. I can't lock down the device or I'm Mr. Evil IT Guy. I can be held responsible if it causes trouble, and then I'm Mr. Incompetent IT Guy. Yeah, sounds fair :(

  43. Fool me once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even going to read this one. I read this jerk's "How to thwart the high priests of IT" story last week. He's a self centered hater of anyone in IT. He thinks he knows best and to hell with everyone and everything that gets in the way of him doing whatever he wants on the network. Damn the consequences. I am sure this is more of the same.

  44. Hardly. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, in essence, our litigious society and the risk-averse enterprise culture that litigation and regulation foster are the reason why enterprise IT is, in many organizations, in the Dark Ages compared to what a tech-savvy user can do with their personal IT.

    What is this "tech-savvy user" you speak of?

    There is a recurring discussion on Slashdot about the wisdom of putting critical infrastructure systems on the 'Web where any "terrorist" living anywhere in the world can attack it at any time.

    That is the key to this discussion.

    The IT department is tasked with keeping the private company data private. One of the reasons for that is so the company does not get sued for "losing" that information (or lose an advantage to a competitor).

    Once the "tech-savvy user" connects his/her "personal IT" to the Internet it can be attacked by anyone, anywhere in the world, at any time. And losing your credit card info just means a problem for you. If the company loses the credit card info of their clients / customers / partners / etc, that's a problem for a LOT of people.

    1. Re:Hardly. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Right, what a lot of these discussions tend to miss is that your network is only as secure as the weakest device on it. If all the computers are patched except one, often times that's all that's needed to gain access to things that are supposed to be secured.

    2. Re:Hardly. by CBravo · · Score: 1

      Then you have your network setup wrong.

      --
      nosig today
    3. Re:Hardly. by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, conceit. Tell me, if CEO Joe Blow has access to your confidential docs, and he brings in an infected computer, or sets his laptop up as a WiFi AP, how are you going to prevent a virus or malicious user from having unwanted access? In the virus case, the virus has his credentials and MAC address, and in the laptop-AP scenario, the attacker has his MAC address.

      And Im aware that it is possible to mitigate the second scenario if you have a substantial budget and IT resources, but good luck mitigating the first.

    4. Re:Hardly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to the cloud

    5. Re:Hardly. by DocDyson · · Score: 3, Informative

      IT security has to be about risk management, not absolute risk avoidance. I've worked in organizations where security paranoia dominated all IT decision-making and it cost them dearly: tons and tons of money spent on IT and all it really did for the end-users was email and the Office suite. The organization had enterprise licenses for Visio, the Adobe Creative Suite, Visual Studio, CASE tools, and all kinds of other goodies, but it effectively took an act of god to get them installed on your machine, so most people just gave up. IT spent all its time resetting people's ridiculously long, impossible to remember, and always-expiring passwords. Right after Windows 7 came out, they finally "upgraded" to Vista. We probably would have been better off with a notepad, a bunch of inter-office mailers, and a nice mechanical pencil.

      The cat, however, is out of the bag. The managers and executives who had a little vision (almost all in the business side, almost none from IT) leave the office, use all this cool tech in their personal lives, and start asking questions:

      "Why does Quicken give me more insight into my personal finances than SAP gives me into my company's finances?"

      "How come I have to send my people to a week of training on SAP anyway? Nobody came to my house and showed me how to use Quicken."

      "How come I've never had a virus infection on my PC at home? All I do is keep the OS and apps updated and run a decent, up-to-date anti-virus package that cost me like $50. We spend a small fortune on anti-virus software at work, IT has gotten so paranoid they've disabled flash drives, and we still get viruses all the time!"

      I understand that losing thousands of credit card numbers is a Bad Thing. But very few end-point devices, users, or applications should have access to that kind of data. Not even the CEO needs it and a sane CEO wouldn't even want it. For that matter, do you REALLY have to be storing credit card numbers?

      Of course, there are other kinds of confidential data. But it would seem to me (as a developer, admittedly not a security guy) that there should be different levels of security for different kinds of data and different applications. Truly confidential data could, for example, require two-factor authentication with a smartcard, biometrics, or whatever. You could require digital signatures and encryption on confidential email. But giving every user a crippled Blackberry to carry around when what they really want to be able to do is see their (unencrypted) work email and calendar on the iPhone or Android device that they love and already own is just not acceptable any more.

      Both sides are going to have meet in the middle. Freedom and responsibility go together. Users are going to have to step up, get educated, take more responsibility for their IT, and exercise the common sense that stops the vast majority of common threats like virus infections. IT is going to have to figure out how to be responsive to the users and add value to the business. Otherwise, it's just going to be bypassed, have its budget cut, and, as an AC below said, the business will just go "to the cloud."

    6. Re:Hardly. by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

      "brings in an infected computer" ... also refers to an unauthorized device.
      The board of directors will be firing Joe Blow shortly, if his actions led to losses of the size you imply.

      --
      We are the 198 proof..
    7. Re:Hardly. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      "How come I have to send my people to a week of training on SAP anyway? Nobody came to my house and showed me how to use Quicken."

      "How come I have to go learn how to pilot an aircraft? Nobody came to my house and told me how to ride a skateboard!"

    8. Re:Hardly. by johndfalk · · Score: 1

      Ah, conceit. Tell me, if CEO Joe Blow has access to your confidential docs, and he brings in an infected computer, or sets his laptop up as a WiFi AP, how are you going to prevent a virus or malicious user from having unwanted access? In the virus case, the virus has his credentials and MAC address, and in the laptop-AP scenario, the attacker has his MAC address.

      And Im aware that it is possible to mitigate the second scenario if you have a substantial budget and IT resources, but good luck mitigating the first.

      1. Windows Rights Management -- Prevent confidential data from leaving. Or prevent the computer from getting a virus by using OS X or Linux. The number of ways to prevent legitimate systems from compromising your systems is astounding. Infosec 101 -- Users are your worst enemies.

      2. If you allow your users administrative access on a machine where they can bridge their connections then your already screwed.

      I guess what I am trying to say is all of these challenges have been known to infosec forever. Now its just creating a strong department that follows good security guidelines.

  45. But users don't want to "manage" cloud services by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My problem with cloud services is that the departments that use them don't want to manage them and don't even know what "manage" means.

    When Accounting buys a cloud based purchasing system, they didn't ask for IT input because they couldn't wait for IT to fit it into our schedule (which is pretty much determined by our budget). So now they implement a cloud based company wide purchasing system that everyone is required to use.

    They, however, forgot that someone needs to handle password resets. They don't want to give the Helpdesk administrative access because there's no way in the to let them reset passwords without also letting them alter approval levels and see all purchase orders. So every request for a password reset goes to an accounting clerk... who is always too busy to handle them.

    People complain that they have to remember a separate password for the system - Accounting didn't even take into account our request to use a system that can federate with our AD servers to let everyone use their AD password to sign on.

    HR asks IT why ex-employee XXX still has access to the system after leaving the company - we say "Accounting automatically gets CC'ed on termination notices, they apparently aren't acting on them".

    The CFO asks us how we can feed purchasing data into the BI system, we tell them "Who knows, we've asked for a data API 6 months ago and are still waiting for the beta release"

    The purchasing system goes down for unscheduled maintenance during an financial audit, Finance asks us why we don't have a back up of the purchase data so we can run reports. What, they ask, would happen if that company went out of business!? We say "Hey, you sit across from Accounting, they chose the system and ignored our request to have data extracts stored here"

    The CFO says "Hey, this system isn't quite working out - we want to move the data to a new service. Figure it out".

    So while departments *want* cloud hosted solutions, they really don't want to manage them - they want something that just "works", but they don't often have a clear idea of "works" means. There's a reason why IT does a requirements analysis, RFP, and vendor evaluation before making a purchase instead of buying a system just because "When I worked at Company XYZ, we used this product and it worked pretty well".

  46. Slightly different phrasing. by khasim · · Score: 4, Informative

    The purpose of corporate IT is to ...
    allow company approved people to
    access company data
    using company approved apps
    on company approved hardware
    at company approved locations
    with company mandated security methods
    on the company approved IT budget and staffing level
    to keep the company in business and out of court.

    If you want different apps - build a business case for them.
    If you want different hardware - build a business case for it.
    If you want different access - build a business case for it.
    If you want different X - build a business case for X.

    1. Re:Slightly different phrasing. by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      That is about the best definition I have come across. I will make use of it. Thank you.

      --
      I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
    2. Re:Slightly different phrasing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good comment.

      But have you ever tried building a business case? Either you make up some numbers or you try it out and compare efficiency. Both options are exceedingly inefficient - bluntly, the cost of building a business case very quickly exceeds the benefit of IT's restrictions. I could see this work when coupled with a clear, simple and cheap method of building a business case where the effort involved was proportional to the risk.

    3. Re:Slightly different phrasing. by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      ... in other words, as narrow a job description as I can get away with, so to minimize the amount of work I have to do between smoke breaks, and obstruct as much as I can.

    4. Re:Slightly different phrasing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stewbacca, you're commenting from a wrong account. your hatred to some particular smoker who didn't fix your iphone has nothing to do with the rest of the world.

    5. Re:Slightly different phrasing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT purchases are a revenue sink, not a revenue generator. If they don't want to spend money, there is no case you can make that will make them spend it.

    6. Re:Slightly different phrasing. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      "I went golfing with the CEO and he said do it by tomorrow or you're all fired."

  47. 3 weeks of Infoworld Troll bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF

  48. nice in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know how many times I have heard: "We know it is not our policy to make you support/fix this. However, your boss is requiring you to make an exception this time, since we have some important time-sensitive thing going on."

    Mutually-agreed-upon responsibility limits don't work when upper management lacks the discipline to keep up their end of the agreement.

    1. Re:nice in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, don't even get me started.

      As long as they know who to complain to, anyone here can force us to do pretty much anything. We're so busy constantly having to drop everything for bullshit crises that we can't possibly keep up with our official responsibilities.

      Somewhat related, I think I wouldn't mind so much (after all, if they want to pay me for doing stupid bullshit instead of my actual job, who am I to complain? So long as they don't try to hold it against me later....) except for the fact that we get treated like absolute shit by about 80% of the people in our building. They show some modicum of respect to the cafeteria workers and the custodians, so why not extend that to us? We get yelled at, bullied, and threatened on a daily basis. I can't tell you how many people have threatened to have me fired or how many temper tantrums I've had to endure. I get it, you've got deadlines and you're frustrated. Don't take it out on me. Show some goddamn professionalism.

    2. Re:nice in theory by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      We know it is not our policy to make you support/fix this. However, your boss is requiring you to make an exception this time

      On the other hand, this can also be a good time to ask for reciprocal favors, when you have something to use as leverage. It needn't be overt, simply mentioning a need or politely phrasing a reciprocal request may be enough to get it done or at the very least you can remind them that they're receiving a favor from you. It never hurts to have favors and credits that can be cashed in for the office political games.

    3. Re:nice in theory by Geminii · · Score: 2

      Mutually-agreed-upon responsibility limits don't work when upper management lacks the discipline to keep up their end of the agreement.

      This applies to everything, though.

    4. Re:nice in theory by speculatrix · · Score: 2

      +1

      I've had the MD say that we can lock down iphones and ipads used by sales staff etc, e.g. to require secure passwords, to auto-lock, to self erase on sufficient wrong passwords. But we are not to do it on his devices because he doesn't want to be inconvenience! Senior staff (junior director level) pick up on that and demand to have non-self-locking devices and to be allowed to have trivial lock codes as well.

      They also want to be able to use their own ipads/iphones for corporate use and want us to provide personal support for their own systems, even to the point of asking someone to visit their home to fix their wifi so they can work from home :-(

      A laptop computer which is more than adequate for a sales person costs less than a weeks salary, so to be honest, BYOD is not about saving money, it's about pandering to staff who want to be able to goof around on the internet all day and be immune to inspection of their device (browser history etc) in case of abuse. IT staff can't ensure they have backups, anti-virus, content control etc. If someone has confidential information on their own computer, when they leave you can't require it to be wiped.

      My suspicion is this. Corporates do not, generally, buy Mac. You can't get Apple to come on site to fix them. There's no discounting which makes the bean counters feel happy. There's no corporate accessory stuff like docking bays. You don't get to do all the centralised lock-down like you can with Windows policy servers. The only way you get a Mac into such a work place is to smuggle it in through the back door, using a BYOD policy. However, the suits now like their iPads and so are forcing the IT departments to relax their policies.

  49. I'm Totally Cool With It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell yea! Now I get to take a vacation.

    You have a problem with your iCloud not syncing? Call Apple! Best of luck. Problem with your iPhone talking to the Google Apps mail server? Well, you could call Google (ROFL), you could call Verizon, or you could call Apple. But, don't call me. What, the ecommerce store just vaporized and you've got no clue where it went or how to get it back? I don't understand why you called. Shouldn't you be calling Amazon?

    Wait, you want it all to work? You want it all to work together? You want it all to be reliable? You want it all to be handled by someone familiar with the homogenous blend that is your particular flavor of technology? Then you need to call IT and do it their way.

    I'm on a boat!

  50. Software-as-a-service is a boon to IT by ahoffer0 · · Score: 1

    All arguments about devices aside, I see software-as-a-service as good for IT. The internal IT department is not tasked with installing, licensing, upgrading servers or storage, or many of the other costly and tedious chores of traditional IT work. IT can re-orient itself to providing a secure, dependable infrastructure for the internal users. After spending 20 years working in IT dev, test, and analysis, I think both IT and their customers would be better served by this model in many cases. The scope of the modern IT organization has become so large that IT cannot respond effectively to all the challenges presented to it. SaaS offers a way to decouple at least some business applications from IT departments. The only application to be installed and maintained is a Web browser. As an IT professional, I'm all for it.

    Maybe my company should spin-up a risk management group that helps business units decide if they should move to SasS or not?

  51. My 2 cents by ConallB · · Score: 1

    This really is a not as much of an issue as the author makes out. IT is all in favor of users bringing their own devices to the party as long as they accept that, much like you may own the briefcase, the documents and data contained therein remain property of the company and need to be protected.

    If end users are prepared to accept the responsibility of protecting their data in line with the policies set out by the management of the organization (note i say management here, as opposed to IT) then the issue becomes one of personal culpability for breaches which IT is more than happy to shift to the user. Once people realize they can be fired if they leak data from their own devices they very often sing a new tune.

    More often than not though, when users want to use ther own devices they want to do so with the same ease and level of support afforded to their company supplied equipment. This is simply unworkable. If its yours, you own it and you need to support it, not the IT department. Think of it like using your car for company business - You can claim back the milage but its your responsibility to maintain it or fix if it breaks down.

    You also need to ensure that your personal equipment is good enough do the job and that you are licensed for all the right software. Don't think that, because the company runs Office 2003 that you can start sending 2010 docx's everywhere because it came preloaded on your new laptop. Likewise don't expect the company to pay for your upgrade to the latest MSOffice on your personal equipment. They might do, but don't expect it!

    Likewise users ust also realize that they cannot have it all their own way. If its dropbox for file sharing then ok, dropbox it is for everyone. It makes no sense if 5 different departments use 5 different file shares. Dont blame IT if bob in sales prefers rapidshare to dropbox.

    The state of IT security and systems is far more advanced than most users realise. Just so you all know, the second you connect your device (android, apple, windows et al) device to the corporate email systems or related services IT already has the ability to remotely wipe your device of any data or remotely access it. In the same way a company uses onstar or similar GPS services to track company vehicles so IT has tools to do the same on your devices.

    Finally, there is a staggering amount of ignorance when it comes to IT and the people who work in IT for a living. For some reason someone who goes out and buys an Iphone or an iPad suddenly thinks they are able to talk over people who have far more experience and knowledge than them. Its kind of like buying a Prius and then trying to talk down to a Nascar or F1 pitcrew. IT doesn't actually think you are stupid, they just think you act that way when you condescend to them and claim to have more knowledge than you actually do.

    --
    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
  52. Why do these keep showing up every week or so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've already had this discussion several times, this guy is an idiot who clearly has no real idea what jobs IT personnel perform or not. Admittedly it's easy for IT's accomplishments to become "invisible," because nobody notices when everything runs smoothly. They only notice IT on the rare occasions when something fails.

  53. IT should not be the "Department of No" by JDG1980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a wise man once said, with great power comes great responsibility.

    If we want the power to say "No" to users who are doing unsecure things, we have the corresponding responsibility to provide an easy-to-use substitute in a reasonable time frame.

    Once everyone else starts seeing IT as "the department of no," or as unapproachable "high priests" (as a previous article said), the clock is ticking. Other employees now perceive IT as the enemy and will try to work around us by whatever means they can. And if these enemies include upper management, the outsourcing of the IT department won't be far behind.

    I work as a Database/Web Administrator in a small (6-person) IT department in a public library system. Until about 6 months ago, I was doing general IT support, and still do from time to time; we're not hung up on formal job descriptions too much with a department this small. Do we sometimes advise people not to do things for security reasons? Yes. We've had to prohibit a handful of specific bad practices (generic logins) because of PCI compliance. But this is not the primary focus of our work. The primary focus of our work is helping other people to do their work more effectively. And this means providing solutions, not withholding them. It means if someone wants to do something insecure, we try to find out WHY they want to do it, and come up with a way to make things as convenient for them as possible. I have personally written multiple scripts to make peoples' jobs easier. (Example: on one occasion, I noticed that staff were manually running circulation totals from self-check units each morning. So I offered to automate this process, which saves them 5-10 minutes a day.) Because everyone knows us, and knows we will do what we can to help them, we have the credibility to draw the line where it matters. Many IT departments have forfeited this credibility, or never had it in the first place. IT should be an important part of the business, a strategic partner with a voice at the table - not a bunch of antisocial BOFHs in the back room.

    1. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Well said. If you work in IT and you're not trying to help solve actual business problems, your days are numbered. You can outsource software or systems management (to the cloud) but you can't outsource the computer wiz with great customer service skills. Find a way to add value and make people's lives easier and you're indispensable.

    2. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If we want the power to say "No" to users who are doing unsecure things, we have the corresponding responsibility to provide an easy-to-use substitute in a reasonable time frame.

      Not at all. What they're wanting to do might not be in line with the company's goals. Even where the intended result is fine, the user's half-baked "solution" might not be the best way of achieving it. It might be duplicating an existing solution. It might just not be cost effective. It might be illegal. It might be plain impossible.

      I work as a Database/Web Administrator in a small (6-person) IT department in a public library system.

      When you've supported hundreds of users in a multinational corporation come back and we'll compare notes.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by wmelnick · · Score: 1

      Working in a 6-man shop and working on a 5000 employee corp are two totally different animals. In the 5000 person corp, helping people to do their job more effectively might just mean locking everything down to stop hackers from attacking so that every can actually work.

    4. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the problem is that 5000 employees are just too many to supervise effectively in a monolithic fashion. Isn't there a management practice that treats one larger company as an array of smaller companies for organizational purposes?

      (Incidentally, 6 people is the size of my IT department, not the whole library! We have about 100 employees in all, give or take a few.)

    5. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Public library system?

      Yah ok, I work in Computer/Network operations at a large Hospital. We support about 4000 users and 3500 devices on our network. You think IT in a corporate environment has time to cater to everyones personal whim? I don't think your understanding the scale of things here, the amount the phone rings. Healthcare professionals don't care about anything except results, they want everything now, yesterday, a week ago. If we were to listen to every inane stupid request these people had nothing would get done here. The amount of user error I see is fucking staggering, these people are intelligent healthcare professionals, but they don't know the simplest of things. And you want these same users to bring in whatever they want ? Heh..

      The hospital loves our IT department though , we are not a bunch of people sitting in the back never going out to see the light of day . People have to understand they don't know what they are talking about when it comes to corporate it. I don't care how tech savvy you are, if you haven't worked int he industry for any length of time, you don't get it.

    6. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol I said the same thing and my comment got deleted for some reason. fuck you slasdot.

    7. Re:IT should not be the "Department of No" by Geminii · · Score: 1

      If we want the power to say "No" to users who are doing unsecure things, we have the corresponding responsibility to provide an easy-to-use substitute in a reasonable time frame.

      To an extent. If there's a user demand for a function, ability, or service, they can ask IT to provide it. IT can then research what's available, what will work with the current systems in place, and what will be maintainable, secure, follow any legal requirements, be thoroughly tested even with edge cases, and so on and so forth. IT then summarizes its findings to management if there's more than one possibility.

      Only sometimes, there are no possibilities within the current budget. While in IT it is always an option to have a custom solution created from the ground up, these cost money (as well as development time). And if management says they're not willing to spend that money, then it's not IT's responsibility to slap together some dodgy hack by next week just because it would be convenient for Joe Blow.

      In those cases, IT really needs to go back to the users and say "Management has decreed that they are not willing to buy this functionality at this time. If it's really an issue, talk to your managers."

      Of course, management needs to know that they can't just go to IT and proclaim "Pull free magic out of your ass!"

  54. And The Five Are ... ??? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    I actually opted to RTFA and I'm not sure what the "5 technologies" are. I even looked at the printer friendly version so I wouldn't have to wade through tons of "next page" and didn't easily find the 5 technologies.

    InfoWorld article quality is really declining when they put out stuff like this.

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  55. IT as ISP by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have worked for, or consulted for, many tech companies. The best had IT departments that saw themselves as ISPs. They made the assumption that the individuals were going to bring in viruses, dud devices, etc and built their network much like the cable company built theirs bulletproof. Connections to internal services were made in the same way as over the Internet secure as possible. Most workers were handed a workstation assembled by IT and it just worked. But if people had special needs or devices either they obtained their own bits or got help from IT obtaining special bits. At the time things like Macs didn't get much support as the IT would claim that they knew little about them. It worked well. Interestingly enough the head of IT usually had some bastard collection of old bits as his personal machine.

    The worst had a convoluted proxy system, a wonky DMZ setup, Novell shared drives that nobody used, and the oddest selection of software that was mandatory on all machines; machines that they picked largely for their compatibility to Novell. Needless to say the head of this IT department had the best damn desktop machine in the company. Plus the best laptop that money could buy. Where programmers had trouble getting machines that could barely run the software they were building let alone a modern IDE.

    The best company didn't trust their employees at all and designed their system around this. The worst company pretended that they could design a system where they could pretend to trust their employees.

    The layers of stupid in the bad company were many. One good example was the dedicated email machine had a raid with a few terabytes of space. Yet in a 100 person company employees were limited to 3meg attachments (two floppies) and 10meg email account total. Plus many attachment extensions were banned such as .zip files.

    I am willing to bet that the bad IT company cost 3 or more times as much to run.

    1. Re:IT as ISP by Geminii · · Score: 1

      The worst company pretended that they could design a system where they could pretend to trust their employees.

      I think I may have worked at this place's spiritual cousin. Everyone knew everyone else's passwords, and regularly logged on as other people. The IT budget was pretty much nonexistent, and the few massively-overworked people in it struggled along lashing things together with baling wire and spitballs. The CEO refused to pony up for volume licensing for anything, so every workstation had its own set of license keys. Email archives were stored ON THE WORKSTATIONS. There was no SOE. There wasn't even a corporate workstation image. The hardware was so heterogeneous that the first thing to do when the company bought a new laptop or desktop was to jump on the net and see if there were even drivers available for whatever was in the case. THE CEO wouldn't pay for upgrades unless it was actually stopping (not merely slowing) an employee's ability to do work. Some machines had Win7/Office 2010. Some had XPSP1 and Office XP. Antivirus was not administered centrally - some machines hadn't been updated since the Jurassic, and none of them had internet access to pull down even AV database updates, let alone new engines.

      There was a Microsoft domain... on some of the machines. Others were physically on the network, but had no domain access and their users had no user objects. Group Policy was a joke. And pretty much everything in the whole infrastructure was like this.

      They turned over seventy million in profit a year. Rumor had it that most of this went into the CEO's yacht.

  56. One print page. by antdude · · Score: 1

    http://www.infoworld.com/print/181200 for one print page instead of three web pages.

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  57. I don't need to worry about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because our stuff is secure not to allow people's own devices to utilize any of our resources. Wanna hook your ipad up to the wireless? Sorry. MAC address not on access list.

    Wanna configure your email on your non-company assigned cell phone? Sorry, not in the device permissions. Or, if I decide to be mean, I'll let it on, and them remotely wipe it completely at my whim.

    Work time is not time for you and your Facebook, so our web filtering blocks that.

    Oh, we also read all your email on a whim, too, because it all belongs to the company.

    you're being paid to work, don't like it, find another job.

  58. What happened to the VM sandbox phone? by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    The greatest idea if I ever heard of. The equivalent of FreeBSD jails on an smart phone. Business and private is sand-boxed separately. Practically two separate devices. Add VPN to the business sandbox and it's a killer app. Install all the trojans and viruses you want if you personal sandbox. Business won't be affected.

    1. Re:What happened to the VM sandbox phone? by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I've seen a couple stories about it but I haven't met anyone using it. I assume we're talking about this

  59. STOP POSTING THIS SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am TIRED of GMGruman's garbage articles. He is a complete MBA PHB moron that has no idea what he is talking about. It's "news for nerds" not "clueless retards writing hack articles".

  60. How are these 'stories' getting on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is at least the third artcile and/or repeat from this blog. They don't reflect reality in any way and are poorly written.

  61. This is BS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as IT is responsible for the security and stability of the company's network(s), IT HAS to have the final say as to what gets connected to said network(s). The broblem with BYOD is that user supplied devices can compromise the security of the above mentioned network(s). If a user uses his laptop at home and at work, IT has little control over what may be installed on that laptop, including spyware, viruses and trojans.

    Therefore, IT cannot allow users devices to be connected to any network that has access to sensitive data. I know that users do not like restrictions. Users need to understand that security cannot be compromised. IT needs to flexible, and evaluate user requests with an eye to granting them if they do not compromise security. IT, users, and management must work together as a team.

  62. STOP POSTING GMGruman CRAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    GMGruman is an out of touch jackass whose ignorant articles have somehow been self-promoted onto slashdot three times now. STOP POSTING THIS CRAP. Nobody with a brain wants to read this crap, it's plain trolling for pageview sake.

  63. Why is this shit being published here by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    I know this is /. and the standards are pretty low. But this sort of garbage article posted purely to get money from clicks is a pretty poor even by /. standards. Can't we ban articles like this, the guy doesn't have the first clue about IT or enterprises, for that matter he doesn't even have a clue about users. So why post a pointless blog?

    1. Re:Why is this shit being published here by neonKow · · Score: 1

      I agree. This isn't about bringing in your ergonomic mouse and keyboard. It's sticking devices on your network, and other, more intelligent, IT blogs have covered this issue with a more informed and less biased view.

  64. Poster is linked article's author?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really?

    This article is really a statement of the obvious -- e.g., that IT should allow users to bring their own device, or to use cloud computing services. However, it seems to gloss over the fact that these platforms can and do put the company's proprietary information into the reach of external vendors, and in this era of e-discovery, security breaches, and warrantless wiretapping, businesses need to be selective about what data goes outside of "controlled" infrastructure.

  65. Campaign against IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck is GMGruman's problem with IT Departments? Did one of us tell you that you can't access Facebook or something? Boo Hoo, get over it.

  66. Ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've dealt with the great and dreadful PCI-DSS for a few years now and it is painful when a "power-user" is the one responsible for answering the self assessment questionnaire. I want this joker to go through the compliance process on his own and then see if he still feels the same way about IT people.
        Believe it or not Mr. Gruman, there is much more that goes on behind the scenes that let's you actually have a job, like the IT guys that keep infoworlds webservers running and secure so you can post your garbage. Think of it this way...remove the oil from your car and see how long it functions, that would essentially be the equivalent of removing your IT department and letting the "power-users" be in charge.

  67. Another reason why we are losing competition by Dainsanefh · · Score: 0

    when the the law is so complicated and all these lawyers are waiting for a potential chance for a lawsuit to happen.

    Just burn the constitution already. We are in the 21st century, we don't need those.

    Look at China, the is no cost to compliance other than paying a tax/protection fee to the government. Even government agencies themselves use free software (free as in free beer).

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  68. Why so many.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ridiculous articles about this?

  69. Have fun with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea you play with your phone and tablet. I'll play with multi-million dollar servers with multi-million dollar storage serving the main apps the company actually needs to function to thousands of people, while Go on thinking we are innovative or can't handle your toys. We got other shit to do really.

  70. Also why should they know how? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the company doesn't support your device, if the IT folks have no experience with it, why would they know how to fix it? Like take iPhones. None of us IT types at work have one. We all have either Android phones, or regular ole' dumb phones. I personally have no experience with an iPhone past having briefly played with one that a friend owns.

    So, why should I help you make yours work? If you ask me to do that, what you are saying is "I want you to take the time and do the research I am too lazy to do to figure out how to operate this, and then teach me." Why is that my job? How about you do it yourself.

    The answer "But then you know how to support it in the future," isn't valid either. Ok that's true for your toy, but not for the next person's different toy.

    What it comes down to is there are way too many things out there for a person to be good with every one. All IT groups will have a set list of operating systems, programs, devices, etc that they support. They'll be responsible for knowing how to do that. You can't then ask them to just turn that in to an unlimited set of anything that comes out, and expect it not to impact productivity.

    1. Re:Also why should they know how? by stewbacca · · Score: 2

      I can configure my iPhone for email. If you work in IT, I would expect you to have the technological skills of the average 12-year old, at least, but I'll do it myself anyway. But I need the Exchange Server info from the IT folks. And yeah, as you all have perfectly demonstrated, that's not going to happen. Can't be chipping away at your perceived power now can we?

  71. Which is an excellent argument for company devices by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Because you had the policy of "You use our stuff to store our data, no exceptions," and there is also an encryption policy, the incident wasn't a big deal. People fucked up, nothing happened in the end. Had those been personal laptops with company data but no encryption, it would have been a massive incident. Doesn't matter that it was just some petty thief stealing laptops, you would have had to go through the full "identity theft" deal with all the people who's data was on there.

  72. They often aren't by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Users just whine that IT says no because they don't like the answer IT gives.

    A user wants X. IT looks in to what it will take to give them that in a proper, supported, fashion and gives a figure. The user gets all huffy because in their mind nothing should cost anything past the initial purchase price and then complains that "IT said I can't have this."

    Where I work, we never tell someone no outright unless they want access to something they just can't legally have (we had a grad student who wanted access to all traffic in and out of the building). However frequently, what the user wants they are unwilling to pay for. Two examples from opposite ends of the spectrum:

    1) A researcher says we need much faster network for a grant he wants. We have gig, but that is "old technology" to him. He wants terabit. Ok well I get Cisco to humour me and send me a quote. It is like $10-20 million dollars (basically to get a CRS-1). He gets all butthurt because it is so expensive, as though we could figure out a way to make it cheap if we wanted, or that we should just buy it (bearing in mind our yearly budget is like $200k) because it would "help him get grants". He just had no concept of how unreasonable his request was.

    2) A researcher decides he has to have Macs for his lab, because he's a Mac zealot. We don't support Macs, this is official departmental policy not made by us. Our mandate at the time was to support Windows 2000 and XP (and related server OSes), Solaris 8 and 9, and RHEL and Fedora. That's it. Our central system was built with that in mind. Well we can't stop him form buying the Macs (researches do what they like with their money) and he "understands there's no support." He gets them... And can't make them talk to the NetApp. They won't work, and they don't seem to want to auth against the LDAP server. Despite "understanding" there is no support he whines and bitches and we look in to it. I find that ADmitMac by Thursby is a solution, one recommended by NetApp. We test it, works flawlessly. He refuses to buy it though, it is $100 per computer and that is "too much" even though $3500 per computer to buy the hardware was apparently ok. He wants us to buy it, though again departmental policy is we don't spend money on research groups (otherwise they'd all try to raid our funds) only on instruction and infrastructure.

    In both those cases, the professors would tell you we said no. We didn't. We told them what they needed and what it cost, and they didn't like it. Their view is "IT should just solve any problem I come up with, even if it isn't their job to support and should bear any expense related to it."

    People also never seem to consider man hours involved in supporting something. We don't have an unlimited number of IT staff (we have 3 in our case, and some students) and we have a lot of things to do. If supporting your personal toy comes on to the list, that takes more time. Maybe not a ton just for you, but then we really can't do it just for you. That's not fair. We either have to do it for everyone, or for no one.

    1. Re:They often aren't by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      People also never seem to consider man hours involved in supporting something. We don't have an unlimited number of IT staff (we have 3 in our case, and some students)

      Ah, but the school has hundreds of more students available to be sysadmin interns. "Deputize them all" say the researchers!

  73. It's the expectation by dbIII · · Score: 2

    One user brought in a couple of different models of two way radios (if they are still called that) from home and expected me to set both models up on some sort of private channel with zero documentation to look at. I haven't even touched anything similar since 1987.
    The idea seems to be if it has some sort of electronics the IT guy will know what to do and if they don't they have the entire day to work on it even if it's got nothing to do with the workplace.
    The tough thing is if you don't play along and at least attempt to solve their personal electronic problems they will be reluctant to come to you with something that is really work related and may cost jobs if it isn't addressed. In IT people are in the role where they can be sacked because a user didn't inform them of a major problem in time for them to fix it while the user gets to keep their job. If they hate you for cutting their net access communication gets a lot harder and nasty surprises increase.

  74. Zero control but full responsibility for failure by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You are reminding me of the flat file single user at a time "database" that has crept into my workplace, been used for key functions and required more support via blind guesswork over that past few years than the time it would take for me to write something similar. At least the idiot finally listened to my advice and it no longer has to run as "Administrator", but since I might "steal his ideas" I've had to work everything out without seeing the source code, and if I even wished to see it there are of course no copies of it backed up on a server or tapes. It's on his own personal laptop and I have to take his word for it that there are backups. Documentation of course does not exist in such situations. It has of course died spectacularly and deleted all it's data files on several occasions or been badly corrupted when a second user manages to get edit access - but that is something I CAN plan for and fix - hence having to spend more time cleaning up after it than it would take to set up a real database with a similar front end. Stupid office politics stops this happening.
    Having zero control to prevent failure but complete responsiblity for bringing things back from failure doesn't sit well with anyone. Why do you expect things to be different when you put an IT department into that situation?

  75. ludites. all of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the ones who think byod is a bad thing are thinking of it completely the wrong way
    byod is probably a godsend for IT and i can't believe most IT admins don't see it that way

    why?

    considering you are in charge if IT policy, simply have a policy for byod
    employees have a choice of an IT division approved, supplied, and supported device, or they can byod
    if they byod they must fill out a standard byod contract:

    1. Employee waives any rights IT provisioned support for device.
    2. Employee may not contact IT for device specific support. Employees can request appropriate usernames / passwords / addresses for their accounts. They may not submit "how do I set that up" or "how do I configure that".
    3. If employee requires support for their device, and the support request is approved by their direct manager, employees pay will be required to pay full IT support rates from their pay charged at $XX per 15 minute block (a service time of 1 minute = 1 x 15 minute block). Attach appropriate SLA of support. Employee agrees that IT is not required to provide accurate estimated support service times for their device.
    4. Employee agrees that IT may confiscate their device for the purpose of security checks.
    5. Employee agrees that IT may confiscate their device for the purpose of security updates.
    6. IT reserves the right to ban employees device from the network without notice.
    7. Employee waives the IT division of any liability.
    8. Employee, their direct manager, and associated senior managers, accept and will be held liable for damages incurred as a result of their device (including damages to IT devices, other employee devices and systems, data breaches, etc).
    9. Employee, their direct manager, and at least one other senior manager must sign off on this agreement.

    last point is the most important. employees will need to prove to their managers they need to byod
    coz if they can't make a good enough case, it's both the employee's and managers asses on the line

    as far as i'm concerned, you want freedom to bring your own device, you damn well better take responsibility for any shitstorms you cause

    1. Re:ludites. all of you by neonKow · · Score: 1

      The employee might be willing to sign that, and might even be willing to take the flak for a major screw-up, but that doesn't mean the company would be okay with that. A screw-up can cost a lot more than the employee can fix or repay, and you can't un-lose confidential data.

      You think if the PSN was hacked because someone brought in their personal laptop that Sony can fix everything by taking away that employee's laptop and firing them?

  76. And again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and again? Same submitter got a really similar - and should I say verging on troll - story less than a month ago. How many times is it going to take for him to realize that an enterprise network is not a playground for its users?
    Damn.

  77. Amusing BYOD recent support by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Some clients turned up and requested urgent and immediate net access - easily done since I've got a wireless access point nicely firewalled off from everything internal. One of them didn't want to use that but still wanted to get his laptop on the net so turned on some new iPhone wireless hotspot software and managed to jam everybody else in the room. Of course I couldn't touch his iPhone, I've never used that software on it, I know fuckall about iPhones anyway and he didn't know how to use it either, so it became a little game of channel hopping to try to give everyone access at once for more than about a minute. Eventually he went to lunch, taking his iPhone and it's hotspot with it, so normal service was restored and even a wireless mouse started working again (possibly coincidence).
    The point is sometimes the desire to use the new toy that nobody in the building really has a clue how to use instead of the a simpler solution that works can get in the way of more than one person. The place to play with these toys is at home or when you will not be impacting on others in the workplace and not, for instance, in meetings where a lot of the people have come from halfway around the fucking world and really want to get things down quickly and go back there instead of being jammed by somebody that wants to use their new wireless toy.

  78. Some things don't scale by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That works when you have a small, talented group of people all in one room. But a startup that continues to act so lax when it grows to 500 people in four locations in three continents will soon become a shutdown.

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  79. IT service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT is a service and as such they must oblige the business. If they are a police force then the rest of the company will go around them, and that does not help either.

  80. Brrrr.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it, your job is to do what you're told and show up every day and use the tools your company provides you, so you can collect a paycheck. That's it. You're not there to change the world or do anything great. You want to do something great, go work for CERN, or some start-up doing something really groundbreaking (start-ups don't have IT departments), or start your own company. You're not going to accomplish anything at a company that has an IT department, because only larger companies have those. So why are you expending so much energy trying to make your employer change its ways?

    While this is accurate enough as a description of the conditions many people work in I always find it a bit chilling when people describe it the way you do: as if it is inevitable, as if that is the way it should be. You use the word company. The very word should tell you there is a social aspect to a business, a company is a collection of people working together for mutual goals. The "company" that provides the tools, pays the paychecks, does or doesn't change its ways is actually a collection of people. All the legal and financial structures we set up around it don't change that.

    Do your job with the tools you're given, and if they hamper your productivity, then so be it. Complain to your boss, and point out that he's getting reduced productivity because of their policies. If they don't change anything, then it's their problem: they're paying more to get the job done, in effect.

    You're as human as your boss is, and you're both part of the company. If your boss doesn't listen to the argument of reduced productivity it's not just his problem, he will make it your problem, he will expect your productivity won't suffer while it does, he didn't listen to that in the first place. That will be bad for your motivation, motivation doesn't just come from paychecks. Reduced motivation translates to reduced productivity. You can't expect people to be just automatons. If that were true their jobs could be done by automatons. If you need or prefer humans then treat them as humans.

    Others have pointed out that IT is a balancing act between individual and shared interests, and that it is one of the interdependent parts of a whole. That is true for each of those parts, on every scale, from business division to individual employee. No-one should expect to always get their way, and listen to reason when a confict of interest is pointed out to them. But no-one should expect to never get their way either, as that would imply someone else won't listen to reason.

    1. Re:Brrrr.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      While this is accurate enough as a description of the conditions many people work in I always find it a bit chilling when people describe it the way you do: as if it is inevitable, as if that is the way it should be. You use the word company. The very word should tell you there is a social aspect to a business, a company is a collection of people working together for mutual goals. The "company" that provides the tools, pays the paychecks, does or doesn't change its ways is actually a collection of people.

      Nope. A company (or better yet, "corporation") is simply a way for shareholders to make money. That's it. That's the only goal that's important. Employees and their concerns are secondary at best. If a corporation can make more money by laying off half the employees on the day before Christmas, then that's the right thing to do. Of course, these corporations like employees to believe that they actually have some kind of stake in the place, so they'll go "the extra mile" for the same pay and help make the company more profitable for its shareholders (and especially its executives), before they get laid off because they're redundant.

      You're as human as your boss is, and you're both part of the company.

      Yes, and he's just as replaceable and easily laid off as you are. A few years ago, my boss was just as surprised as the rest of us when our entire team was laid off all at once.

      That will be bad for your motivation, motivation doesn't just come from paychecks. Reduced motivation translates to reduced productivity.

      So what? You think the corporate beancounters care about something that isn't easily measured like this?

      If you need or prefer humans then treat them as humans.

      That's a little difficult when the people running the company aren't human themselves (they're sociopaths).

      There actually are companies out there where employees are treated as humans, and it really is worth it to go the extra mile from time to time to ensure their success. But it isn't at any place where there's a giant IT department, rather than one or two guys who do all the IT work, and it sure as hell isn't at any place that has publicly-traded stock.

    2. Re:Brrrr.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. A company (or better yet, "corporation") is simply a way for shareholders to make money.

      That is how the shareholders and upper management see it, more and more, but it is not of all places and all times to see it only from that perspective. But the fact that they ignore the fact that a company functions because it is a collection of people and that it is their social interactions and willingness to work together for those mutual goals doesn't mean that that aspect is nonexistent. Without it there would be no company, no organization. It's stupid to ignore that.

      So what? You think the corporate beancounters care about something that isn't easily measured like this?

      I'm perfectly aware there are a lot of those. I'm just saying they're blind.

      That's a little difficult when the people running the company aren't human themselves (they're sociopaths).

      Again I'm perfectly aware of them. What I find chilling about your approach is that you sound as if not only you're completely fatalistic about it (I'm not saying you're not realistic about your ability to change a lot), you describe it as if this is how it should be.

      There actually are companies out there where employees are treated as humans, and it really is worth it to go the extra mile from time to time to ensure their success.

      Ah, not completely fatalistic ;-).

    3. Re:Brrrr.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That is how the shareholders and upper management see it, more and more, but it is not of all places and all times [wikipedia.org] to see it only from that perspective.

      This Rhineland capitalism stuff sounds good, but it's definitely something that'd only work in civilized, advanced nations. No hope of that here in the US.

      What I find chilling about your approach is that you sound as if not only you're completely fatalistic about it

      Yup. I'm just describing things as they really are here in the US. Anyone who thinks this country has a prayer of recovering and not collapsing is dreaming. Hopefully the more advanced nations will figure out how to isolate their economies more from ours, as I'm worried they're going to get caught in the vortex as our economy gets flushed down the drain. As we saw in 2008, Europe's economy is too intertwined with ours.

  81. Our information is on a website by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    We have everything posted for e-mail, VPN, all that shit, and we'll happily show people to it. Some people are happy with that. Others want us to hold their hand through every little thing. Still others don't want us to touch their stuff, until they fuck it up, and then they want us to fix it, but then back to no access.

    Our problem is not with people wanting to use their own devices, it is with them wanting us to support them. They don't seem to understand if you want to own and administer the device, that means you are responsible for it. That means you deal with it. You don't get to do things your way but demand IT bail you out when you fuck up or get out of your league.

    The "12 year old" comment shows the problem well. You simultaneously claim something is really simple, yet are petulant that someone won't do it for you. That is rather stupid.

    As I said where I work, the servers are public info. We'll tell you what all the servers are and how to get at them. However if you want to bring in your own toy, it is your job to make it work. So I'll tell you what servers you can SSH to, if you need SSH (actually I'll show you the site that lists them). What I won't do is find you an SSH app, configure your iTunes account, download it for you, configure it, and hold your hand as you figure out how SSH from your iPad.

    I'd be willing to provide that level of support, if the department was willing to hire sufficient staff to allow for that. However so long as I have tons of shit to do with the equipment we do own, I am not going to spend time on your stuff.

  82. Tranlation: by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    "These 5 Technologies Belong to Users--until they break, at which point you will of course be expected to fix them. Isn't that what we pay you for?"

  83. how fast can you say "carrier iq"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It probably wasn't the first and it definately won't be the last...

  84. Sorry, I have work to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen our company lose too much time and productivity because someone decides to bring in their own device and attach it to the corporate network. Oops, did I still have a DHCP server running on that? Oh, sorry I took out a quarter of our network by serving up bogus IP addresses. But isn't my laptop just the coolest thing ever?

    The problem is that in a shared environment, one loose canon can bring a large portion of the network to a standstill - or can completely compromise security and expose who-knows-what to the outside world. This is what IT's job is - its to stop that one person who doesn't know what they are doing from taking everyone else down with them. It is a thankless job, but entirely necessary.

  85. Id10t by Smertrios · · Score: 1

    I have read a few articles by Galen Gruman, the idiot that wrote this. He calls himself a "smart user". I personally think he is a short sighted idiot. He wants users to be allowed to put anything, application or equipment, on a companies network. That is just plan wrong. So many problems can occur from doing this that will cause a so-called "smart user" to lose their job not to mention the likely hood that someone in IT will lose theirs also for not enforcing company policy. If something will make the job so much easier, what is the harm in doing some work with putting a proposal together and sending it through the pipeline. Personally I never got made at someone for trying to make work easier if they did it properly. But there is a limit on resources and just because it makes one persons job easier does not mean that IT will support it. But if it makes 10+ peoples job easier the likelihood of it being tested and approved is better. Remember the company wants a good ROI.

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  86. BYOD, just another mindless fab. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No serious company should ever consider a BYOD policy ... only managers that have bought themselves "IT for dummy's" would believe this to be a good idea, because only they would believe they know all there is to know about IT after reading such a book!

    Either that, or the people that are pushing such an idea are from hacker groups, hoping to catch some big fish with the spyware, malware that various networks are bound to end up with.