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Microsoft In Talks To Buy Nokia's Smartphone Division?

lightbox32 writes "Analyst Eldar Murtazin announced today that Microsoft chief executive Steve Ballmer was soon to meet his Nokia counterpart Stephen Elop to finalize the purchase of Nokia's smartphone division, which would see patents, staff, and some plants transferred to Microsoft, for an undisclosed price. From the article: '“Steve Ballmer, Andy Lees and Stephen Elop and Kai Ostamo will meet in Las Vegas to finalize agreement about Nokia smartphone unit. Bye Nokia,” he tweeted on Thursday morning."

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  1. This story is a lie by DCTech · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nokia already said that they won't sell their smartphone division several hours ago. Why is this rumor still echoed on slashdot?

    1. Re:This story is a lie by sconeu · · Score: 5, Informative
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    2. Re:This story is a lie by Microlith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because companies deny everything up until it happens.

    3. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because that's what Slashdot is for. A lie is set forth and geeks who think they know stuff yammer on about it for about 500 comments. Stories like this are practically a slashdot lubricant.

    4. Re:This story is a lie by leoplan2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They will keep denying that rumor... If they accept it, it will be a huge PR disaster...

    5. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll? Seriously?

    6. Re:This story is a lie by leoplan2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why is he a troll? Attack the argument, not the person

    7. Re:This story is a lie by alphatel · · Score: 2

      As they stepped out of a potential RIM deal, MS knows this is their only option. When the opposition is leveraging iphones and androids, you can either pay to play or pray you stay.

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    8. Re:This story is a lie by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because no company has ever denied something right up until it happened, right?

      Nokia denying it means absolutely nothing.

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    9. Re:This story is a lie by sootman · · Score: 2

      The suggestion that Nokia will sell off their crown jewels to Redmond has been rebuffed before, and even had an impact on the markets last year, but despite the Finns repeated denials, the rumour simply won't go away.

      Maybe their URL has something to do with the rumors not dying: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/05/nokia-will-sell-crown-jewels-to-microsoft/

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    10. Re:This story is a lie by tgd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nokia already said that they won't sell their smartphone division several hours ago. Why is this rumor still echoed on slashdot?

      Because it gets ad views. Duh.

    11. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When a blatant shill like Insightin140Bytes^H^H^H^H InterestingFellow^H^H^H^H DCTech comes out against a rumor, you know it's true!

    12. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow, you got modded up for saying that? I am the AC above, and what I did was question the troll moderation (I was thinking the "?" would make it clear, but apparently I was mistaken). Just to be clear, I did not moderate or call out the GP as troll, but I just question the troll moderation.

    13. Re:This story is a lie by Skal+Tura · · Score: 3, Insightful

      because the /. staff don't check the stories?

      Besides, this is the kind of thing which i would expect to see 1st of April, not anytime else.

      Nokia's business has, and always has been, to advance mobile phone technologies through hardware innovation. Selling their smart phone business would be bit like selling your left arm.

    14. Re:This story is a lie by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think MS has finally realized that tablet/phone is where things are going (at least for large volume consumer stuff). Win 8 needs to be a success on things smaller than a PC to really win the "we have a common feel across the form factor" kind of argument. RIM actually would have been a great deal for them: both are already trusted/dominant in their respective areas for business customers. Canada and Waterloo in particular where RIM is based has always been a great source for MS to recruit, could suck techies into Canada much easier than they could get HB-1's for the US etc. All around I think it would have been the better deal for them.

    15. Re:This story is a lie by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Sorry I was thinking more of a acquisition type of scenario the RIM rumors were more of a software on RIM devices which I don't think is anywhere near as nice as an outright purchase for MS.

    16. Re:This story is a lie by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought slashdot lubricant was caffeinated Astro Glide.

    17. Re:This story is a lie by dokc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nokia's business has, and always has been, to advance mobile phone technologies through hardware innovation. Selling their smart phone business would be bit like selling your left arm.

      More like a selling the head and I wouldn't be surprised if they really do it.
      Stephen Elop did the *great* job as a M$ mole and he gave Nokia on a silver platter. Smartphones will be rebranded as M$ phones and Nokia brand will be sold to some Chinese manufacturer.

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    18. Re:This story is a lie by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are just being sly. M$ won't be buying Nokia's crown jewels, they will be buying Nokia lock, stock and barrel.

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    19. Re:This story is a lie by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nokia already said that they won't sell their smartphone division several hours ago...

      Why would Microsoft buy it when they already got it for free?

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    20. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're out of touch with reality.

    21. Re:This story is a lie by TeXMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nokia already said that they won't sell their smartphone division several hours ago...

      Why would Microsoft buy it when they already got it for free?

      Because Nokia can pull out of the deal at any time now, and considering how much their Linux and Symbian smartphones are still in high request compared to their WinPhones (which is ridiculous if you consider that the N9 is essential an EOL, and still there's people in Italy, where it's not officially sold, getting it from Switzerland just to be able to put their hands on it), they actually might realize they're doing the stupidest possible thing by tying their technology to the MS o.s. —if MS buys their smartphone division, MS has the o.s. and hardware under its control. Much cheaper in the long run. I wouldn't be surprised if patents get in the deal as well, just so that they might fight a legal battle with android phones (specifically the reason why Google bought Motorola).

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    22. Re:This story is a lie by Xest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Nokia already said that they won't sell their smartphone division"

      Yet.

      Come on, the whole Nokia thing has been a done deal since Elop as their new CEO was announced.

      It's clearly been planned all along, that if the major shareholders let Elop become head of Nokia as a Microsoft puppet, and turn it into a Microsoft only shop, and make a success of it, that Microsoft will then at some later date when Nokia is fully turned around as a Windows Phone producer buy the shares.

      The whole Elop thing didn't make sense whatsoever, when he was taken on it was obvious Android was the best bet for Nokia, yet they took someone on with disturbingly close ties to Microsoft, they let him choose Windows Phone when there was no evidence it was going to be a success despite the fact Android was already succeding and could've saved Nokia too. The only argument was that Nokia couldn't differentiate with Android, but it's bollocks - Samsung most certainly has managed to.

      Really, the only explanation for the shareholders allowing such an insanely weird set of choices to go through is that they were going to get something out of it. Promises of an eventual Microsoft buyout would be the most obvious something - it's the only way many of them would ever see their money back on their investment after Nokia lost it's way and share values plummeted. Chances are they'll still get to keep their shares in Nokia's networks business when the sale is split on top.

      Elop's takeover of Nokia was a coup by Microsoft, that much was obvious. Even at the time I assumed and said there's a high likelihood it would lead to eventual takeover. This leaking of the story and subsequent denial could just as well be a tactic by the two companies to test the water on public and business opinion and see if it's safe to go ahead and do it yet.

      Sure there's a number of ways it may not happen - regulators saying no, opinion being far too negative to make it feasible, Nokia still failing to turn itself around and so on, but I'd wager the basic premise of the story has some truth to it - that there is intention by Microsoft to take it over, and will from the shareholders to let it be taken over by Microsoft. If there wasn't some degree of this they wouldn't have let it go so foolishly and riskily down the completely untested Windows Phone route in the first place when the slightly less risky option of investing in improving MeeGo was there, or perhaps more obviously, the perfectly safe Android was sat in waiting.

    23. Re:This story is a lie by qbast · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nokia also had been reassuring everybody about Symbian and Qt future until last moment before Elop declared them dead.

    24. Re:This story is a lie by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not any more unbelievable than ruining your smart phone business by picking the worst available OS option and publicly announcing you are running with it no matter what.

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    25. Re:This story is a lie by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't be surprised if Nokia was aiming to be bought by MS. I would be surprised if MS was interested in buying. If MS bought Nokia, then they would be directly competing with their own customers, which is something that historically Microsoft has avoided (well, right up until the point they decide they want 100% of a market one of their customers controls).

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    26. Re:This story is a lie by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There are lots of reasons why people in Nokia management would think it's a good idea. They're staggeringly incompetent and cashing out now by selling the company is probably a lot easier than learning how to do the whole 'management' thing.

      But why would Microsoft want to buy it? They sell Windows Phone 7 to other companies, and they are planning on making Windows 8 much more attractive to other companies in the tablet market, especially to existing PC makers. Hardware makers see MS as a safe bet because (unlike Google) they don't have a horse in the hardware race. They are willing to gouge all of their OEM customers equally and without prejudice. If they bought Nokia then anyone considering licensing WP7 or Windows 8 for tablets / smartphones would be immediately aware that they were competing with one of their key component suppliers, which puts them at an immediate disadvantage. This would be a very strong incentive to pick a different smartphone OS...

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    27. Re:This story is a lie by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Nokia itself wouldn't have wanted to be sold to Microsoft, but Elop would be more than willing to part with it for the usual management takeover golden parachute cash deal.

      I doubt this would happen though, MS already owns Nokia effectively. Unless the executive management wanted to give more cash to their buddies, things'll stay as they are.

    28. Re:This story is a lie by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      Also, after Microsoft pretty much ruined said Nokia division, buying it is the only decent thing to do.

      For once a move Microsoft made that is actually decent.

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    29. Re:This story is a lie by UngodAus · · Score: 1

      Qt's not dead. https://qt.gitorious.org/qt -> Activities https://qt.gitorious.org/qt-creator "The Qt Project" == the robot pushing changes out from paid Nokia developers.

    30. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have worked with Microsoft before. I'm currently working with a high placed Microsoft manager.

      If their company culture is pushed through to Nokia, they'll fuck up their operations and bring it to a painful creative halt.

    31. Re:This story is a lie by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      By saying "Troll" without added information, in reply to a comment.

      The most logical conclusion is that you replied to the parent and are asking yourself wether he's trolling.

      Let me take the liberty to tell you "wow, you must expect people to be telepathic and feel often misunderstood! wow!"

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    32. Re:This story is a lie by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2

      You must be old here...

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    33. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By saying "Troll" without added information, in reply to a comment.

      He didn't say "troll". He said "Troll?"
      And there was added information, the "Seriously?"

      It's obvious he's questioning the mod, not the post. I didn't even see the Troll mod (it's been modded back up) and it was easy to figure out what had happened.

    34. Re:This story is a lie by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was somewhere between id 100k-200k but inactive for a year or so and lost my login (didn't use the same email account, didn't remember my login). I think it is all about how the article is written though. It is okay to bring up old denied news I guess as long as you mention that both parties deny it or whatever. Just because a deal isn't going to happen doesn't mean if it were to happen it might be interesting/good idea/ruin the world as we know it.

    35. Re:This story is a lie by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      Nokia's business has, and always has been, to advance mobile phone technologies through hardware innovation. Selling their smart phone business would be bit like selling your left arm.

      HP has proved that businesses will do stupid things, like selling (or giving away) their left arms.

    36. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole Elop thing didn't make sense whatsoever, when he was taken on it was obvious Android was the best bet for Nokia, yet they took someone on with disturbingly close ties to Microsoft,

      You can't see the forest for the trees. Android only would have helped them get brand recognition in the US where they would just end up being yet another manufacturer and ended up in a race to the bottom. Samsung is currently the leader and making nice profits but their phones are all buggy, plasticy crap.

      Nokia builds quality handsets. Their specs often don't satisfy tech nerds. A Nokia handset is built to last 4-5 years or more, while every Android manufacturer currently builds devices that last as long as an American phone contract. Don't believe me? Look at every Android owner salivating over the next device. It's an endless cycle of planned obsolescence.

      While I will agree that partnering with Microsoft is far worse, their real solution is to beat Android at it's own game. Instead of offering a pseudo-linux that requires larger resources to run a virtual environment layer, Nokia was that closest to having a usable fully linux mobile system. So close that they released their second version of it...

    37. Re:This story is a lie by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Smart phones are not Microsoft's business. It would be like Lockheed-Martin trying to manufacture desktop computers. They don't know anything about it and would probably not fit culturally. Microsoft has a hard time engaging new ventures effectively because of their culture. They need a new captain AND a new culture.

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    38. Re:This story is a lie by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Indeed, they own them without the pesky problems of dealing with the overhead. Typical rape case. How did this happen?

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    39. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Qt isn't dead.

      It went mobile for a little while, but that wasn't even the most interesting use of Qt IMO.

    40. Re:This story is a lie by Amorya · · Score: 1

      Smart phones are not Microsoft's business. It would be like Lockheed-Martin trying to manufacture desktop computers. They don't know anything about it and would probably not fit culturally. Microsoft has a hard time engaging new ventures effectively because of their culture. They need a new captain AND a new culture.

      Yeah, PC guys are not going to just figure this out. They're not going to just walk in.

    41. Re:This story is a lie by monzie · · Score: 1

      I think the poster meant that "Qt is dead as a development platform for Nokia phones" And it is true.

    42. Re:This story is a lie by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Decent, my Aunt Petunia!

      It's all a scam:

      1- Former MS exec lands top post at Nokia
      2- Nokia ditches its own software for Windows Phone, lays off developers
      3- Nokia share price goes down
      4- MS buys Nokia at discounted price
      5- ???
      6- Profit!!!

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    43. Re:This story is a lie by horza · · Score: 1

      Look at every Android owner salivating over the next device. It's an endless cycle of planned obsolescence.

      Wow, only you could make the amazing leaps in technology and the fantastic added value it brings to consumers sound like a bad thing. Now I have a 8mpx camera in my phone, I hope they don't ever bring out a better one!!! And that is a total abuse of the word obsolescence. Every GSM phone since they first came out will still work. When something is obsolete you have to junk it. With your android phone you can choose to upgrade or you can continue to use it as long as the networks support GSM which is set to be for quite some time.

      As for Nokia, they have been absolutely screwed by Microsoft and been gutted from the inside out. They are dead in the water and pretty much worthless apart from an old brand name. Microsoft might as well wait until they are bankrupt and pick them up for pennies.

      Phillip.

    44. Re:This story is a lie by fiddley · · Score: 1

      Like it's not already. Seriously, Nokia with the present corporate culture in place could not have fucked things up more spectacularly if they'd tried. Their whole company culture needs ripping out and flushing away. Microsoft might be staid and boring, but they're successful and profitable. Some other corporate culture might be better, more fun, whatever, but Nokia really needs to get a grip and do something.

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    45. Re:This story is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not until after they have driven the stock price down with these rumours.

    46. Re:This story is a lie by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      While, that is plausible you can't ignore the fact that step no. 5 is Microsoft restores Nokia share price to older height.
      How exactly would they do that?

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    47. Re:This story is a lie by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      No, not head, because Nokia's strength is more on the lower end, which they sell most of, not on extreme high price devices where cost really is not an issue, but those phones where cost is an issue, and they excel in that hardware.
      Their head would be the whole HW R&D portion :) Lower end phones being their right arm :)

      And no he did not give nokia on a silver platter, that is an strategic alliance, which makes immense sense, especially as MS is putting big money on Nokia's direction.

  2. Photoshopped by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    This story has been photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels and the smoke coming out of the track.

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  3. Thats a great way to gain marketshare by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go tell your OEMs that you are not a competitor? Gee, that will really make them want to leave Android for Windows Phone Mango. lol

    Go look up OS/2 would be my advice. OS/2 beat the crap out of Windows 3.1 and even Windows 95. No OEM would touch it as IBM was a competitor.

    1. Re:Thats a great way to gain marketshare by tsa · · Score: 1

      Yes, pity about that. If MS hadn't existed we would have had the stuff we now take for granted 15 years ago.

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    2. Re:Thats a great way to gain marketshare by ravenscar · · Score: 1

      While I agree that this certainly won't want to make OEMs leave Android for Windows Phone, I think it's worth noting that, if they did, they wouldn't be changing their world much. After all, Google does own Motorola.

  4. Apple? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They really do want to be Apple don't they. :)
    First the Microsoft stores, emulating (Badly) the Apple stores.
    Now jumping into the phone business.
    At least it is entertaining to watch.

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    1. Re:Apple? by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsoft was in the phone business before Apple, albeit only from the software side. Microsoft missed some huge, huge opportunities in that arena. If only they could've ditched the stylus-centric GUI design (ie itty bitty tiny controls and no gestures) they could've held at least some ground with Windows Mobile.

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    2. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was in the phone business long before apple. While they don't currently make phone hardware, they don't currently make desktop or laptop hardware either.

    3. Re:Apple? by leoplan2 · · Score: 1

      The question is, will they succeed?

    4. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think Google more than Apple. Google just bought Motorola so they can give a seamless Android experience. Microsoft yells "me too" and buys Nokia.

      They've been trying to copy Google for almost 10 years now with not much success but billions of dollars in the red.

    5. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > If only they could've ditched the stylus-centric GUI design (ie itty bitty tiny controls and no gestures)

      That's right on the money, (from an ergonomic standpoint, how did anyone ever think a "start" button an eighth of an inch wide was a good idea?? [1]) although I'm not sure it's a complete explanation. My Windows 6 phone would fail periodically with a popup something like "the audio driver has encountered an unexpected error and will now terminate". If you didn't catch it when it happened and reboot the phone, on the next call the phone wouldn't ring.

      Let's savor that for a moment.

      The phone wouldn't RING!!

      The second or third time I failed to get a call while on-call, due to the audio driver malfunctioning, I had to dump the phone or risk losing my job.

      As a result, I will never, ever, EVER have another Windows phone. In my line of work it's just too risky to have a phone that may at some random time decline to RING.

      Ok, so I could be the only one to ever have that problem or problems like it, but if not, Windows 7 has a huge uphill battle to gain acceptance in the business market.

      [1] From a code reuse standpoint, it makes perfect sense.

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    6. Re:Apple? by abelb · · Score: 1

      > how did anyone ever think a "start" button an eighth of an inch wide was a good idea??

      I suspect this is what happens when sales staff make design decisions. I can imagine Balmer at the meeting now: "Familiarity, familiarity, FAMILIARITY, FAMILIARITY..."

    7. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are definitely not the only person to have that happen to them; I had the exact same issue, and made the exact same decision, including the promise to never buy a Windows Mobile product again.

      I also had the fun error that my Windows phone would randomly end calls. I would be happily chatting away and the phone would just hang up. I would joke "Windows has found your conversation tiresome and no longer wishes to continue," (said in a German accent).

      Try explaining to your boss why you almost never pick up when he calls, and then when he does call you, you hang up on him.

      Windows Mobile was far and away the worst phone experience I have ever had, and it soured me on Windows phone products forever.

    8. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the Zune.
      (Yeah, I know, I'm trying to forget it too.)

    9. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Try explaining to your boss why you almost never pick up when he calls, and then when he does call you, you hang up on him.

      The very last call I (didn't) receive was from my boss, strategic update during a production outage. And I missed it. The next business day, I put in an order for a Blackberry Bold. My boss couldn't approve it fast enough. (He needs me to be connected.)

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    10. Re:Apple? by oneblokeinoz · · Score: 1

      Then don't get an iPhone either.

      I've lost count of the number of times I've been holding it in my hand and getting an automated SMS that says: Missed Call please check voice mail.

      (Carrier: Optus in Australia)

    11. Re:Apple? by lucm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They really do want to be Apple don't they. :)

      First the Microsoft stores, emulating (Badly) the Apple stores.

      Now jumping into the phone business.

      At least it is entertaining to watch.

      Nah Microsoft wants to be everything, not just Apple. It became clear to me once I saw that in SharePoint there is a button "I Like It". (And as usual it's big, annoyingly friendly and takes a lot of screen real estate).

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    12. Re:Apple? by JeremyGNJ · · Score: 2

      What you all forget is exactly how long ago Microsoft entered the PDA/Smartphone Market.

      Back then, the screen technology was not advanced enough to handle finger-touches and gestures. They had to us a stylus in order to get accurate "clicks".

    13. Re:Apple? by superpete · · Score: 2

      With Optus two years with the same issue on the iPhone. Also huge issues with dropped calls, or calls which I could here rining on my end but would not go through on the other. I switched to Telstra and the issues disappeared.

    14. Re:Apple? by FairAndHateful · · Score: 1

      George Lucas (Verb) Lucasing, Lucased (a) The act of committing graphics overkill.

      Interesting Sig... I thought it would have meant taking a deeply satisfying shit all over a well respected thing that has your own name on it, but I guess I'd be wrong....

    15. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, you need to look up "on-call". But, no, wait. I see the misunderstanding. I get *paid* to be on-call. Does that make more sense? Or is this some ninety nine percenter thing I don't understand?

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    16. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      That works for me as definition number two.

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    17. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      > Back then, the screen technology was not advanced enough to handle finger-touches and gestures. They had to us a stylus in order to get accurate "clicks".

      Yep, true, but Palm was in that market even earlier, with a single touch, stylus-based OS that was actually useful. In fact, look at the original Palm Pilot, and you will see vague prehistoric design cues that I would argue were later used in iOS and Android. Fewer wipe gestures for reasons you stated, but the same page-o-icons idea, with no hint of "walking menus" to get to your application. (Moreover, the various aftermarket launchers that supported tabs are interestingly like the multiple pages of iOS and Android.) And this was in 1997!

      And Microsoft went with a "Start" button. Because... well, who knows? Not because of ergonomics. Because it looked more like Winders, or because they could reuse GUI code (unlikely on early revisions) or because of a misunderstanding of customers' need to see the exact same interface on every platform, no matter how impractical.

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    18. Re:Apple? by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Don't get any phone on Vodafone or any of their resellers either (in Australia, I hear they are OK overseas). Doesn't matter what phone you have you will lose signal at the drop of a hat.

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    19. Re:Apple? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Cause that's something you do so often, right.

      When trying to browse the web on a small screen it certainly is. Zoom out to see the whole page, zoom in to actually read the damn thing.

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    20. Re:Apple? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Design cues from palm? iOS is basically the Lotus Notes 1.0 UI with prettier graphics.

    21. Re:Apple? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 0

      Not saying MS is completely blameless here but if you both were having audio driver issues perhaps it isn't MS's fault (assuming MS didn't write the audio driver). Windows crashing because of a driver isn't MSs fault: might argue about the driver model of the OS etc, but bottom line is if the driver wasn't buggy they wouldn't be likely to crash.

    22. Re:Apple? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes because being on call might be part of the job description. If you are getting 2X or more times a normal salary and have specialized skills your employer isn't likely to keep a bunch of spare "yous' around for after hours support. You're special which means in the ways you are special you are expected to "make it go" whenever it is needed. That is part of the reason for the good salary: you have more responsibility. Oh and you can add that on call is a very nice leash much preferable to actually having to sit at a desk at 10pm "just in case". Getting paid beer money to watch Star Trek reruns and than (at least anywhere I've worked) getting overtime pay if you actually get called is a pretty sweet deal.

    23. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that wouldnt have worked for the time. The touch screens only recently got good enough. Its 1998 you are creating a smart phone. Where do you buy a multitouch screen that doesnt cost a bazillion dollars and is only in some lab somewhere. So your option is a single touch capacitive screen. It works crapy with fingers. So you put a stylus on it...

    24. Re:Apple? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > how did anyone ever think a "start" button an eighth of an inch wide was a good idea??

      This is the same company that, had they purchased Macromedia instead of allowing Adobe to do it, would have completely and utterly destroyed Dreamweaver within 2 versions by trying to make it work the same way as Microsoft Office, even if doing so completely borked it for the expert users whose professional lives revolved around it. Kind of like they did with FrontPage.

      Microsoft just has this obsession with trying to staple "uniform" user interfaces across disparate apps and platforms. Hell, look at how eager they are to completely destroy windows 8 for the sake of making it tablet-friendly.

      The sad thing is, Windows Mobile really wasn't that bad, as long as you viewed your phone as a pocket laptop instead of a device for making and receiving voice calls. WinMo phones were utterly dysfunctional out of the box, but if you spent a month or two tweaking it, you could end up with a really sweet phone that blew everything else available circa 2004-2007 away. They did, however, generally suck for making voice calls... especially when manufacturers like HTC got brilliant ideas, like eliminating the "menu" and "ok" hardkeys, then creating phones like the Touch that could activate in your pocket when you received an incoming call or text message, then have Bad Random Things Happen afterward as things on the screen were randomly touched.

    25. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, that's it, pretty much exactly.

      So what is it with kids these days? What happened to, you know, working for for a living? It seems like an entire generation wants ipods handed to them for nuthin.

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    26. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > This is the same company that, had they purchased Macromedia instead of allowing Adobe to do it, would have completely and utterly destroyed Dreamweaver within 2 versions by trying to make it work the same way as Microsoft Office

      Microsoft used to have something called Frontpage. It was a gooey web making tool that produced the worst HTML code I've ever seen in my entire life. I shouldn't complain too much, because I made a fairly good living in '04 and '05 fixing sites created with Frontpage. Hint: AWK is your friend. That doesn't invalidate your point -- far from it. I expect they'd make Dreamweaver work like, say, Word, and then discontinue it when nobody used it.

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    27. Re:Apple? by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      You know what the saddest thing is? This still happens - on Android. Random reboots also aren't unheard of... okay, my old WinMo6 phone was much worse in these respects (happens once in a blue moon on Android), but these problems are not as long gone as we should like them to be.

      Haven't used WinPhone7 or iOS long enough to see it happen there though... and don't get me wrong - I love Android, and there is no alternative, because it allows me to do whatever the **** I want - but there *are* still mission-critical bugs in the core Android system. They're sporadic, difficult to reproduce and occur seldomly, but they're there.

    28. Re:Apple? by mvdwege · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you need a phone, don't get an iPhone, period.

      Seriously, everytime I get someone on the line with bad reception or heavily distorted speech, it's an iPhone user.

      It's a neat, well-styled application platform, but it's a lousy phone. Get yourself an iPod Touch or an iPad if you like the apps, and buy a small dumbphone for your phone needs.

      Mart

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    29. Re:Apple? by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      No, earning much more money than you without being phone slaves (It's a black joke, really) :) Doesn't sound like a fun job even for thirty something. I hope that money is worth that.

      If seriously, phone who doesn't work rock solid as a phone... Where's money in that? All phones I have had phone factor always have been something to depend on.

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    30. Re:Apple? by goonerw · · Score: 1

      Yup, same here. It's frustrating that my wife and I both have an iPhone 4. She's on Optus and I'm on Telstra. Both of us will have "full reception" but she can't access any websites/youtube/facebook/etc. and I can. It's even more embarrassing for Optus when I tether her phone to mine because she can't access the data she's paid for. Optus even called her up the other day and offered here an in-home "mini-cell thingo". To which she repeatedly told the moron that the phone uses WIFI AT HOME!!! IF YOU WANT TO FIX MY ISSUES YOU'LL HAVE TO IMPROVE CELL-RECEPTION AT THE SHOPPING CENTRES I FREQUENT. She can't wait to switch to Telstra (boy did I never think to hear those words come out of her mouth, let alone mine, considering how hopeless Telstra are with the rest of their communications)

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    31. Re:Apple? by amorsen · · Score: 1

      As a result, I will never, ever, EVER have another Windows phone. In my line of work it's just too risky to have a phone that may at some random time decline to RING.

      While your example is way worse than other smartphones, approximately all of them are crap at actually receiving calls. Many of them miss the first call notification from the cell phone network and so they only start ringing after the second notification, 7 seconds later. If you then aren't very quick at responding, you risk that the caller hangs up, thinking that you are unavailable.

      You would think that with preemptive multitasking this would never be a problem, especially in the day of 1GHz phone CPU's.

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    32. Re:Apple? by GNious · · Score: 1

      I've been through 3 Blackberries (2x BB Bold 9000), all have failed to receive calls on a regular basis: They crash, and then reboot to a prompt for entering PIN.

      Others having Blackberries report the same, and I've received complaints from customers that they cannot reach us at times.

      Local phonecompanies have stopped carrying Blackberries due to the number of issues these had.

      In all fairness, my HTC was actually crashing more frequently, and a previous Nokia was initially also having a some stability issues (albeit a lot less, and disappeared after 3 firmware updates)

    33. Re:Apple? by muckracer · · Score: 2

      > I can imagine Balmer at the meeting now: "Familiarity, familiarity,
      > FAMILIARITY, FAMILIARITY..."

      "Familiarity, familiarity, FAMILIARITY, FAMILIARITY...YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

      TFIFY! :-P

    34. Re:Apple? by lindi · · Score: 1

      One way to improve reliability is to have more than one phone tied to the same number.

    35. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I've never seen this. My Bold had other issues (mechanical problems -- the catch for the back failed, replaced phone, catch failed again, replaced phone, finally replaced it with a Tour) but I'd never missed a call. I remember a couple of spontaneous reboots but the phone always came back into a usable state. That was one of the advantages -- it would never fail in a way that required human intervention to correct, unlike the Windows Mobile phone which required manual power cycling after a hang or driver failure. I don't recall ever having to put in a pin with the Blackberry at any time, even when I first got it. Not sure I believe that part.

      The cost of reboot on a Blackberry is high, because it takes longer than most phones to return to a usable state, but this was balanced by needing reboot so seldom. It's still the most stable smartphone I ever possessed.

      My daughter went through two Curve 8300 series, by virtue of wearing out the keyboard (she's a manic texter) and then spent a year with an 8900 with no problems. Then she switched to a Galaxy and that was a nightmare. Failed GPS, failed position sensor, failed screen, going through phone after phone.

      I dropped Blackberry due to the company's inability after outsourcing to keep BES up. Didn't have anything to do with the phone itself.

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    36. Re:Apple? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Uh, not true.

      MS was never in the phone business. They had a version of their OS that could run on phones, but it was obvious to anyone without massive brain damage that it had never been designed for a phone. Have you ever seen anyone struggle with windows on a phone and wondered why the heck they put up with and interface that was built for a 17", 4:3 screen and keyboard/mouse input? It was clearly the MS equivalent of something we geeks know very well: The proof-of-concept that yes, you can install Linux on your fridge. It's not good for anything because it lacks both the input and the ouput facilities to do anything useful, and nobody bothers writing those because the cool part was making it run at all.

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    37. Re:Apple? by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      I had a Windows Mobile 5 HTC. I had a problem with my calendar. Suddenly, the calendar alerts stopped working. And they stopped working forever, so I was regularly missing appointments.

      I read that this was a known bug, and they weren't going fix it because Windows Mobile 6 was already out.

      Add this to:

      1. Being a pain to synchronise with Linux;
      2. Even the synchronisation with Outlook was awful. It was always creating copies for periodical events, like holidays. For some strange reason, every time I synchronised, it would create me, for instance a new Christmas event in December 25. I had to regularly clean these. Also, it always created a single copy of that event in the day before. I deleted it, after a synch it was there again.
      3. The phone regularly crashed.

      After some time, I dumped my phone and bought a cheap Android phone. I love it.

    38. Re:Apple? by zlogic · · Score: 1

      I've used WP 7.5 on a Samsung Focus and is was even worse than Android. Rebooted at least every 2-3 days! In addition, Android actually has some very useful features, such as playing notifications and ringtones through the loudspeaker even when headphones are connected - extremely helpful if you forgot to unplug the headphones.

      Android does however have issues with sound - if headphones are plugged in during an incoming call, unplugging them doesn't switch the phone to speaker.

    39. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > iOS is basically the Lotus Notes 1.0 UI with prettier graphics.

      What, really? iOS came from a expanding hierarchy with the look and feel of a file browser with tiny plus signs that you had to hit precisely, requiring fine hand-eye coordination just to read your mail? I didn't know that...

      Seriously, I don't think prettier graphics was the problem with Lotus Notes.

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    40. Re:Apple? by bemymonkey · · Score: 2

      "Android actually has some very useful features, such as playing notifications and ringtones through the loudspeaker even when headphones are connected - extremely helpful if you forgot to unplug the headphones."

      Funny that you should mention it - my old HTC Prophet (WinMo 5/6) actually did that too. :p

    41. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. Buddy better be single or 20. The $80k just aint worth it bub. Find a better sysadmin/netadmin job.

    42. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize you just described the standard operations of the AT&T network, right? 25+% of my calls would never ring (on any phone) and instead were shunted straight to voicemail (which would be delivered to me 1-2 hours later) despite me standing in a 5-bar area the whole time. I was so glad when I could finally dump them...

    43. Re:Apple? by tomboalogo · · Score: 0

      they would be using the phrase (that I hate) that always pops up in meetings ---- "but that's what we've always done!!"

      Damn sheep, no innovation!

    44. Re:Apple? by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      So what is it with kids these days? What happened to, you know, working for for a living?

      And why are they all named "Anonymous Coward"?

    45. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like an entire generation wants ipods handed to them for nuthin.

      I guess that is bound to happen when much of their waking life involves seeing a banner that says YOU'VE JUST WON A FREE IPOD CLICK HERE

    46. Re:Apple? by GNious · · Score: 1

      The PIN entry is company requirement, set on the SIM-card they provided. I think I can disable it, but I happen to agree with that policy even if the stability of the phones make it a problem.
      Moving the SIM-card to a different phone, will cause that phone to require a PIN.

      I catch mine reboot ca every 2-3 month, but more often I simply find it having rebooted and waiting for a PIN. A guess would be that if you didn't have the same requirement for a PIN on (re)boot of the phone, you've simply not seen any effects of an event that happened while you weren't looking.
      It never rebooted while I was talking, but would reboot while I was using it for something else.

      When it reboots spontaneously, I occasionally also note it coming up with significantly less battery. Might be it was reporting falsely just prior to the reboot, perhaps some app spun out of control and causing the processor to gobble up.

      Side note: When I got the 1st BB and noted the track-ball, I proclaimed that this would fail within a year. 51 weeks later, I was proven right :)

    47. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, microsoft pdas and mobile phones (they weren't very smart) had plenty of at least one gesture given to them, even back then!

    48. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      There are similar security features on my current corporate Android phone; it requires a PIN to unlock the phone, and a different PIN to get into email (which is irritating) but it never asks for a PIN to become operational (which is I think what you're saying) and will allow you to answer (but not originate) a call without first putting in the PIN.

      I've never heard of a Blackberry requiring a PIN in order to receive a call. I wonder if your BES is misconfigured.

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    49. Re:Apple? by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      I had exactly the same thing happen (audio stopped playing until reboot, so phone ring was silent) on Nokia Symbian S60 phones years ago.

      It's crappy but it's not exclusive to Windows phones.

    50. Re:Apple? by GNious · · Score: 1

      No, its not registered on the BES, it is registered on the SIM-card. I can put the SIM-card into a different phone, e.g. Nokia, and it will behave the same. In a Nokia, I can turn the PIN off, so the phones (incl the BlackBerry) will no longer ask for it upon start-up, but this is against corporate rules. On the BlackBerry I can set a separate code, which is native to the BlackBerry and which is asked for after going onto the network (I think).

      This behaviour is standard in all GSM phones (I think part of the specs for GSM phones), and has existed in all phones I've owned/used outside of NMT phones. The PIN is required to "unlock" the SIM-card, which is why the phone cannot go onto the network before it is entered.

      In short: If a cell-phone (GSM) of any kind reboots, with my SIM-card in it, it will ask for a PIN before doing much of anything. It is a security-feature of the SIM-card. The fact that the BlackBerries that I've tried have been instable-as-hell, means that they keep being forced to ask for this.

    51. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there's that little fact.. and the fact that there are no Apple factories making phones., so becoming a phone manufacturer would not be copying anything.. It would actually be easier to go the Apple route for them. find a manufacturer, give some design input and make a MS phone.

    52. Re:Apple? by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      The biggest crime iPhone has committed against communicating with the people is making the hands free mode so easily accessible. Number of times I've had people to get the fuck off speaker mode so that I could actually talk with them is starting to irritate me.

    53. Re:Apple? by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Notable fact - around 2005-2006 there actually were a few CPU designs that were created to run native java bytecode. Then Nokia S60 hotspot implementation showed up that quickly proved that sticking to known platforms and optimising in software is way more cost effective.

      As for java on mobile phones - funny fact, but I have had some good results writing j2me applications that actually outperform the native UI by a good margin. Motorola razr (& derivatives) and early symbian phones were particularly criminal when it came to responsiveness of native UI - and yet, despite shitty memory bandwidth and limited heap would happily do 20+ frames per second with relatively complex j2me code.

    54. Re:Apple? by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Uhm... no, you don't use "expert users whose professional lives revolved around it" and "FrontPage." in the same sentence, paragraph or report from insane asylum. You just don't do that.

    55. Re:Apple? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? When I open my mail on an iOS device, I have to use an expanding hierarchy with the look and feel of a file browser.

      In fact, with both Lotus Notes 1.0 and iOS, the path to opening an email is:

      Select the tab that contains your icon
      Scan the grid of squire chiclet icons, and select the one that represents your mail
      Look at the list of emails that shows the from, subject and time of the email and select the one you want to read.

      You may not want to accept that the Super Duper Always Better Apple Interface is just a rehash of the Icky Yucky Lotus Notes Always Bad Interface, but whether you accept it or not, it doesn't change the fact that the basic interfaces are the same.

    56. Re:Apple? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do realize that I miss spelled square. That doesn't make my point any less valid.

    57. Re:Apple? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      (I don't care that you miss-spelled square.) Um, I'm not an iphone user. I've never read mail on an iphone, never did much except wiffle the icons back and forth and tried to play a youtube video. It sounds like the mail application isn't very nice. I understand what you're saying now, and am willing to take your word for it. I wasn't specifically talking about the mail application, but the entire look and feel, but that's good to know.

      Now I want an iphone even less...

      I'm using Touchdown on Android, works ok with a couple minor caveats. (Built-in Android enterprise mail still sucks. Maybe next version...) Previously, used the Blackberry built-in email, which I really liked.

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    58. Re:Apple? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The basic UI of the desktop on iOS is the same basic UI of Notes all the way back to version 1.0. It is a series of tabbed windows with square chicklet icons in rows and columns for launching apps.

  5. Antitrust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Given the DOJ and EU battles with Microsoft, surely something like this would undergo some serious review.

    1. Re:Antitrust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      why? They have no monopoly in the phone business, in fact they have the exact opposite, there is likely to be zero problem with such a purchase. However the story is all FUD anyway, it doesn't make sense from either Microsoft's or Nokia's perspective for such a sale

  6. Qt by c++0xFF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's hoping such a deal (if it's not just a rumor and actually goes through) doesn't touch Qt. I was happy when Nokia bought it, but I really, really don't want MS to get control over Qt.

    I guess it comes down to corporate structure. Is Qt part of the smartphone division? The two are closely related (and it's why Nokia bought Qt to begin with), so I wouldn't be surprised.

    1. Re:Qt by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Nokia cut Qt mostly loose when sent Maemo to the rubbish bin.

      Maybe some real Trolls (from Trolltech) can comment on the current level of autonomy.

      If something evil happened to the Qt ownership, the code could still be forked, couldn't it?

    2. Re:Qt by Microlith · · Score: 4, Informative

      The agreement still stands, and since it's LGPL you could fork from the last LGPL version and still use it in commercial projects. Of course, losing corporate support would be crippling to no small extent, which is one reason the Qt people have been working overtime to separate Qt from Nokia as much as they can short of being spun off.

  7. Meeting transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nokia: Look guys, it appears Windows Phone is sinking and we need to ditch it if we want to keep selling phones.
    Microsoft: OK, we need phones which run our software so we'll just buy your phones.

    1. Re:Meeting transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft: So we're on plan then?

      Nokia: Yes Master.

  8. Not plausible by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there any point in posting an unsubstantiated rumour by someone who has previously claimed that the deal was happening back in May and that Nokia's phone division would be sold by the end of 2011? Nokia is predominantly a phone maker, and I really can't see them wanting to sell the main business of their company to anyone. What would be left of the company?

    And would Microsoft really want to spend the claimed $19 billion on a division that has yet to prove that anybody wants to buy one of their Windows phones? And Nokia have the connections with the carriers that is required to get the phones into the retail system. Given the way Windows phones haven't really been pushed by the carriers, I would think that they need the sales team at Nokia. Buying the patents and manufacturing plants only solves part of the problem - and that assumes that there is a problem in the first place that requires the purchase.

    Finally, I don't think the other phone companies like HTC, LG, and Samsung would feel happy about Microsoft moving into their territory. This sale would only cause friction with those companies, is an expensive risk, and provides no benefit considering that Nokia are already committed to selling Microsoft's platform now.

    1. Re:Not plausible by Microlith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is there any point in posting an unsubstantiated rumour by someone who has previously claimed that the deal was happening back in May and that Nokia's phone division would be sold by the end of 2011?

      Eh, if it happens in the next couple months he's not far off in corporate-acquisition-time. He nailed the forced move of Nokia to Windows Phone back months before it happened and people said the same things about him then.

      Nokia is predominantly a phone maker, and I really can't see them wanting to sell the main business of their company to anyone. What would be left of the company?

      Nothing, but I suspect that Microsoft is, by far, the party with the most power here. They have a friendly CEO in charge and a pliable board, willing to do as they say. What would be left? A shell of a company, loaded down with restrictions that would bar them from entering the smartphone space and, for spite, from ever using the patents they sell with Linux.

      And would Microsoft really want to spend the claimed $19 billion on a division that has yet to prove that anybody wants to buy one of their Windows phones? And Nokia have the connections with the carriers that is required to get the phones into the retail system. Given the way Windows phones haven't really been pushed by the carriers, I would think that they need the sales team at Nokia. Buying the patents and manufacturing plants only solves part of the problem - and that assumes that there is a problem in the first place that requires the purchase.

      If they do it, I imagine they could always work out a "discount" of some sort. But most importantly, they have someone who can part the company out to get MS the best deal, rather than having to buy the whole company and all the stuff they don't want (dumbphones, symbian, the N9/Maemo legacy.) Microsoft would probably redouble their efforts to be like Apple, which is why they'd probably also take all the sales teams as well.

      Finally, I don't think the other phone companies like HTC, LG, and Samsung would feel happy about Microsoft moving into their territory. This sale would only cause friction with those companies, is an expensive risk, and provides no benefit considering that Nokia are already committed to selling Microsoft's platform now.

      If I were going to fling (more) barbs in Microsoft's direction, I expect they'd leverage the patents they have to raise the "price" of Android even further above Windows Phone 7, and constrain the options of other vendors so that they have no choice but to compete directly with MS or pay them a ton of cash.

    2. Re:Not plausible by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      They might just want to buy the patents and pull an Apple and try and use patents to block competitors imports. If you can't earn a monopoly, force one!

    3. Re:Not plausible by Dracos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If this does happen and anyone is surprised by it since Elop took over, they're idiots.

      The Nokia/WP7 partnership has already done damage to Nokia. MS knows (or or expected) that WP7 wouldn't gain traction, and that they'd have to buy a handset maker to make it competitive. Now that Nokia has submitted to their doom, MS can become an OEM for almost peanuts. I'm surprised that Ballmer didn't let Nokia bleed out longer.

      The people within Nokia that have carrier relationships would be kept on and assimilated to doing sales the Microsoft way. Redmond may have their flaws, but sales really isn't one of them... they need to get their foot further in the door with the carriers.

      Plus, none of the other OEMS really screamed when Google bought Motorola Mobility.

    4. Re:Not plausible by Junta · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the first part, I would have no trouble believing that Nokia would sell themselves completely to MS. I wouldn't think selling their phones separately would ever happen, but Nokia is pretty well going to do anything that MS asks of them at this point unless their leadership changes away from the MS cronies in place now.

      Which makes this story even less plausible, why would MS buy the cow while they get the milk for free? In Nokia they have a partner that is pretty well willing to bet their whole business on MS and do exactly what MS would have them do if they owned them, without the complications of an acquisition, particularly in fairly MS-hostile territory of EU.

      In terms of other manufacturers being 'happy' with MS, I think the handset makers are likely not particularly pleased with how the WP7 ecosystem is set up anyway. By design, the hardware manufacturers are relegated pretty much to producing the exact same equipment with the same exact software, chips and screens as their competitors. There is pretty much zero room in the WP7 ecosystem for any differentiation, making it pretty much a pure commodity business with race-to-the-bottom margins. I think MS has most of them scared enough to at least participate by making a few handsets to hedge their bets in case of an Android collapse, but there seems to be pretty much no enthusiasm among manufacturers or carriers with MS and Nokia the only ones actively really *pushing* the platform.

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    5. Re:Not plausible by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      He nailed the forced move of Nokia to Windows Phone back months before it happened and people said the same things about him then.

      (Forced move?) Did he really do the same thing then: make the same prediction six months apart?

      Nothing, but I suspect that Microsoft is, by far, the party with the most power here.

      I don't think so. Microsoft's phone OS has been flatlining, and without Nokia on board then they have no hope of resurrecting the platform. Microsoft needs Nokia more than Nokia needs Microsoft.

      What would be left? A shell of a company, loaded down with restrictions that would bar them from entering the smartphone space and, for spite, from ever using the patents they sell with Linux.

      Do you really think the shareholders of Nokia would stand for a deal that prevents the world's largest phone company from taking part of the most lucrative part of the mobile/cell phone market? I don't think that this would be approved by the shareholders, and if it went ahead without any vote by them then it would result in lawsuits against the board members.

      If I were going to fling (more) barbs in Microsoft's direction, I expect they'd leverage the patents they have to raise the "price" of Android even further above Windows Phone 7, and constrain the options of other vendors so that they have no choice but to compete directly with MS or pay them a ton of cash.

      But if Microsoft has a subservient board at Nokia, then surely they could get them to go after Android to reduce the chance of anti-trust allegations. If this was the real goal of Microsoft then they would not need to spend US$19 billion to do it.

    6. Re:Not plausible by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      making it pretty much a pure commodity business with race-to-the-bottom margins

      That pretty much describes most businesses. Including computers, cars, and crops.

    7. Re:Not plausible by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      If this does happen and anyone is surprised by it since Elop took over, they're idiots.

      And if it doesn't happen, then what are they?

      The Nokia/WP7 partnership has already done damage to Nokia

      The damage to Nokia started long before the Windows Phone deal. The Symbian OS had stagnated, and while it was successful it was not famous like iOS or Android. (I still think my old Symbian phone was better than my iPhone in a lot of respects like multitasking and web browser.)

      But Nokia lacked direction the with Maemo which got merged with Intel's Moblin to become MeeGo. But their efforts with MeeGo went virtually unpublicised and never sold well. The only reason I got an iPhone was because I could not buy the MeeGo phone I wanted in my country. By the time it was released here, all the carriers were pushing iPhones so it was too late to get a foot hold.

      The people within Nokia that have carrier relationships would be kept on and assimilated to doing sales the Microsoft way. Redmond may have their flaws, but sales really isn't one of them.

      Really? How many Windows Phones do you see getting sold? I think that Microsoft does have a problem in this respect. And if Nokia sells their sales team too then it is an even worse deal for them. They would lose manufacturing facilities, sales division, and access to the lucrative smart phone market. What would they do then - sell inflatable pools?

      Plus, none of the other OEMS really screamed when Google bought Motorola Mobility.

      Any screaming would have been behind closed doors.

    8. Re:Not plausible by Microlith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But Nokia lacked direction the with Maemo which got merged with Intel's Moblin to become MeeGo.

      They produced the N9, which was "MeeGo compatible" and based on Maemo. It has apparently sold quite well and met with extremely favorable reviews. They had a direction and had to fight to get where they did due to the Symbian camps in the company interfering. Had that problem been solved and Maemo/MeeGo been pushed to the forefront instead of WP7, I doubt that Nokia's ability to compete would have been questioned. Problem is that would take a CEO with a vested interest in Nokia's success and independence and I don't believe Elop ever had that.

    9. Re:Not plausible by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      This puts a huge hole in the "'your' flavor linux" side, I wonder who will fill it.

    10. Re:Not plausible by chrb · · Score: 1

      And would Microsoft really want to spend the claimed $19 billion [businessinsider.com] on a division that has yet to prove that anybody wants to buy one of their Windows phones?

      Why not? How many billions do you think Microsoft spent on its Xbox division before it became profitable? Remember that originally they were going up against the established behemoths of the videogames industry: Sony and Nintendo. There was no guarantee that Xbox would ever be successful. It was estimated at the time that MS was absorbing $1 to $2 billion of losses in the first year alone just on subsidising Xbox console sales. There have been increasing calls from investors for MS to either put its cash into expansion, or start paying dividends. This would be an expansion. Don't forget that Nokia's patents will have value - MS has already paid billions for a patent war chest elsewhere, maybe they want more? They might even be able to nail Android manufacturers with increased patent fees.

      And Nokia have the connections with the carriers that is required to get the phones into the retail system.

      Obviously not, or else Lumia sales would be higher than 0.17%.

      HTC, LG, and Samsung would feel happy about Microsoft moving into their territory.

      WP7 is selling terribly, and those manufacturers don't appear really committed since they are hedging their bets by selling Android devices - HTC and Samsung being two of the most popular Android brands. The fact that they are selling tens of millions of Android devices per annum and very few WP7 devices can't have failed to attract Microsoft's attention.

      is an expensive risk, and provides no benefit considering that Nokia are already committed to selling Microsoft's platform now.

      It's only expensive if they fail. The risk is there, but given that WP7 hasn't broken single digits of market share yet, and sales rate has actually been reported to be decreasing, they don't really seem to have very many options. Quitting on the smartphone market is unacceptable, struggling along with single digit market share is ridiculous, they need some new strategy to compete with iPhone and Android. And I think they still want to be a hardware/software company, so they would prefer to try and emulate Apple and its large profits than to give away the bulk of their software for free and rely on secondary income like Google. This is very similar to the Xbox model, which MS has already made successful - if, in an alternative universe, MS had only produced an Xbox OS for multiple manufacturers of hardware platforms to integrate, do you think it would have done as well? There is a synergy. Obviously the two markets are not the same, so MS may still fail now, but if Balmer thinks the Xbox model works, then why wouldn't he go for it?

    11. Re:Not plausible by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I expect him to be partially correct. In a way, Nokia has already "sold" their smartphone division to Microsoft, so I don't expect Microsoft to unnecessarily purchase all of the overhead of actually manufacturing a phone.

      More likely, a patent licensing agreement is going to come out of this along with revenue sharing agreements and some marketing agreements. Microsoft is probably going to buy the rights to market Nokia smartphones in North America or some such.

      Considering Nokia's CEO is sympathetic to Microsoft's cause, Nokia might outright sell their vast warchest of wireless and hardware patents to Microsoft for trolling.

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    12. Re:Not plausible by symbolset · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsoft needs Nokia more than Nokia needs Microsoft.

      This is not true. Microsoft spins off many billions of profit each year, mainly from Windows and Office. They could dump 5 billion a year into mobile just to keep the dream alive. They pour something like 2 billion a year just into Bing and their other online efforts. They could keep this up forever. I don't think doing so is going to do them any good, but they can.

      Sendo had the same problem. It didn't work out well for them.

      While doing research for this comment (sad but true, I do research for /. comments as if I were an actual credible analyst) I went to look at Nokia's financial statements to see how long they could hold out with a failing smartphone business. What I found is a grand surprise: I find that Nokia has been hugely bulking up the cash portion of their balance sheet. They now have $16B cash and equivalents - a level they haven't seen since 2008 when their market cap was 3x what it is now (Currently $20B), and $4B more cash than they had a year ago. The annual run rate on last quarter's profits is $10B. That means less cash you could buy the Nokia business for $4B net of cash - patents, employees, hardware, manufacturing, real estate, the whole magilla. This brings the price of Nokia's earnings as a business (about $10B/year) less cash to about 40 cents. For 40 cents a buyer could buy $1/yr of profits. $1 buys what the company is accumulating in cash each year. That's a screaming deal - and with that much cash to leverage lots of the '80's LBO kings could get financing on that deal. It's a hell of a lot better deal than $8B for Skype, who never made any profits ever.

      After reflecting on the above paragraph, TFA becomes plausible. Somebody's probably buying Nokia because at this price it's like buying a money tree at the price of five months' harvest. I see that you can buy a call option with a 7/21/2012 strike price of $6 for $.71, or the in-the-money $5 call for $1.14. Both of these look like a good deal to me, and I'd probably take the in-the-money one in case there was no bidding war. Naturally takeovers usually buy a company at a premium over the day's stock price.

      I am not an investment advisor - especially not yours. I don't hold a position in any of these companies. This is just for fun.

      If Google can buy Moto Mobi and get away with it, why can't Microsoft buy Nokia - especially when it's such a screaming deal?

      Despite what the market thinks of Elop's plans (and my own prognostications) his austerity program does seem to be bearing fruit even if his strategic choices seem to be lacking.

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    13. Re:Not plausible by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Plus, none of the other OEMS really screamed when Google bought Motorola Mobility.

      Because of the open nature of Android. Motorola was already a competitor, Google buying them didn't change anything as Google still needs other OEM's.

      Now the likes of HTC and Samsung aren't going to complain if M$ buys out Nokia because the only one not doing a completely half arsed effort on WP7 is Nokia. HTC's bread is buttered by Android. Samsungs bread is buttered by Android and non-smartphones. They fear ZTE, Huawei and Meizu more then MicroNokia because WP7 is a non-starter.

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    14. Re:Not plausible by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. You need a girlfriend. Or a hobby.

      But lots of companies are bulking up on cash these days, not much else to do. Nobody seems to want to spend it - they can't figure out how to actually use it. So they keep it for a while until the economy starts to move again.

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    15. Re:Not plausible by phorm · · Score: 2

      And would Microsoft really want to spend the claimed $19 billion [businessinsider.com] on a division that has yet to prove that anybody wants to buy one of their Windows phones?

      The first thing that came to my mind was: Patents.

      Of course it would depend on what patents there were to be had. Nokia has been around in the phone market (and others) for a long time... but $19b is still a sh*tload of money even for MS.

    16. Re:Not plausible by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      right, and lots of big companies fled, or are fleeing the hardware production business in computers, most of the car makers nearly went bankrupt, had massive consolidation or are in part owned by the government (in germany), and crops are subsidized by the government to keep them in business.

      As to MS- Nokia. I doubt it. If I was MS I'd be using a pile of money to persuade Nokia and RIM to produce better products, and fold RIM into WP8, as the business oriented product. RIM has thrown their lot in with a half hearted effort at doing Android, and it's going no where fast. I was at a presentation about 6 weeks ago where a RIM guy got up and was talking about BB world statistics and the people at my table were trying to suppress their laughter. But Nokia on its own will never own that market, and they're just a handset maker at this point.

      I could see MS buying a huge chunk of Nokia's mobile software division. that's actually a good strategy. Nokia did a lot of really good, useful, innovative stuff, those people have skills, and brains, most of which nokia doesn't need or want to use anymore. It wouldn't hurt MS too bring those guys into the MS family so to speak.

    17. Re:Not plausible by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I have a wife and five kids - and we're starting on grandkids now. I live in my own house that I almost own free and clear, and am not posting from my mom's basement subsisting on Hot Pockets so your insult falls flat. This is my hobby. Maybe I'm too much into it but everybody's got their thing and this is mine. What you enjoy doing with your idle time isn't my business, and what I do with mine isn't yours. To me this is more fun than World of Warcraft or Star Trek Online, or whatever it is that trips your trigger.

      The market is a volatile place, full of uncertainties. You can find a broker who might assure you he can find you regular growth after dividends, maybe 3-4%. Some will go five, but they won't put in writing. More than that and you're probably dealing with Bernie Madoff or somebody like him. Many 401K funds actually lose money as the brokers in charge of them churn investments to garner transaction revenues. If you work your own money and keep an eye out you can do better usually - in fact, a monkey with a dartboard can because the monkey doesn't have a motive at odds with your goals.

      Other companies accrue cash, it's true. To accrue cash that's 80% of your market capitalization though, that's an exceptional achievement and worthy of notice. Apple, a company much criticized for hoarding cash, had $81B in cash and marketable securities at 9/11, or something like 24% of their market capitalization at that time. 24% is not a threat because you can't do a leveraged buyout with 24% down. 80% though? That's a whole other story. Can you think of anything your bank wouldn't give you a loan for with 80% down?

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    18. Re:Not plausible by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Second reply, sorry. Companies and people hoard their cash for a number of reasons. One of those reasons is to take advantage of opportunities when things are on sale. Like now, when Nokia is on sale for 90% off.

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    19. Re:Not plausible by oh2 · · Score: 1

      Sold well? Who bought it ? I hardly know anyone anymore who owns a Nokia phone, just eighteen months ago half my friends had one, hell I had a N900 myself. I had high hopes for the N900, sadly Nokia didnt...

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    20. Re:Not plausible by TeXMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sold well? Who bought it ? I hardly know anyone anymore who owns a Nokia phone, just eighteen months ago half my friends had one, hell I had a N900 myself. I had high hopes for the N900, sadly Nokia didnt...

      Many people with N900 didn't get an N9 because the N9 is EOL. Despite this, though, there are markets where the N9 has not been officially sold (like Italy) that have to go look for their N9s eslewhere (e.g. Switzerland) _and they do_ (there are quite a few online Italian shops that sell imported N9s).

      Nokia expresselly killed their Linux line of phones, by making the N950 a "developer preview" only and only releasing the N9 in "selected" market. _Despite_ this, and their Lumia phones being everywhere, the N9 is still in high demand.

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    21. Re:Not plausible by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm too much into it but everybody's got their thing and this is mine. What you enjoy doing with your idle time isn't my business, and what I do with mine isn't yours. To me this is more fun than World of Warcraft or Star Trek Online, or whatever it is that trips your trigger.

      Well, speaking for those who enjoy actual analysis in my comments, thank you. It never ceases to amaze me how many comments are made without research, including some of mine. I strive for improvement, however. It's amazing how many questions in comments you can answer with wikipedia.

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    22. Re:Not plausible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm very interested in how the Symbian camps interfered with Meego? It isn't true, Meego was entirely separate and was dogged by indecisive management who expected to be able change direction with no impact on delivery dates. The only person to leave, or be let go from, Nokia after the 'Burning Platforms' memo was Alberto Torres, head of Meego.

    23. Re:Not plausible by oh2 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that may be so in Italy, but here in Sweden Nokias arent exactly in demand. Iphones and Androids are what people buy these days.

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    24. Re:Not plausible by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's your post that's not plausible. To start:

      RIM has thrown their lot in with a half hearted effort at doing Android

      RIM doesn't do Android - they bought QNX and re-named it to BBX, got sued over the name, and renamed it Blackberry 10.

      most of the car makers nearly went bankrupt

      What is this "nearly" you speak of? In North America, GM, Chrysler, and Delphi all went belly-up, in contrast to Kia-Hyundai, which grew their market so much they surpassed Honda in world sales.

    25. Re:Not plausible by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Many people with N900 didn't get an N9 because the N9 is EOL.

      Where did you see it mentioned that the N9 is EOL? Mind you, that's very different from simply not having a real future.

    26. Re:Not plausible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people with N900 didn't get an N9 because the N9 is EOL.

      I've heard the same thing said about the N900. Mostly by people who want to tell you about their iphone/android.

      I still love my n900 and am waiting for the price to drop to buy an N9.

    27. Re:Not plausible by Junta · · Score: 1

      RIM doesn't do Android

      Doesn't their QNX-based platform now have an Android 'emulator'? I assumed that's what he was talking about.

      What is this "nearly" you speak of?

      Well, of the automakers that didn't actually go bankrupt, many of them came close. Going bankrupt kind of reinforces the point even more. Businesses functioning in a market that is not yet pure commodity have an *exceedingly* hard time as that market becomes more like a commodity market. Hyundai started from a position of relative weakness due to their poor quality in the 90s, but from all accounts now produces sufficient cars. I don't know to what extent it's because they've improved their processes or how much materials science, safety standards, and everything else has advanced to the point where it is harder to screw up making a car.

      Of course, I don't think cars are quite commodity. I still see plenty of cars that are obviously *not* commodity priced on the road (pretty much any sports car, Audi, Lexus, infiniti, etc). In PC world, Apple holds the distinction of being the only status symbol brand, but many car companies enjoy that status suggesting a not-quite commodity industry yet.

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    28. Re:Not plausible by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      No, their "emulator" doesn't work properly and as fo 2 days ago you still need to root your device to install real android instead.

      My point about the claim that car manufacturers "almost" went bankrupt was that some actually DID.

      BTW, Apple, as well as the car brands you mention - audi, lexus, infiniti - are all commodity mass-produced, mass-marketed products. Lexus is just a Toyota, same with Infiniti being mostly (or in some cases entirely) Nissan, Acura being just another Honda brand, and Jaguar literally being a Ford Taurus, right down to the cheap plastic faux-chrome trim.

  9. Just making it officially official. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is old news. Nokia is already a wholly-owned subsidiary (others would simply say "a zombie") of Microsoft since it got infected with aggressive stage four Elopba.
    And everybody knew, at that very moment, that they were dead, they just didn't know it themselves.

    So now MS tries to make it official, while Nokia obviously still is in denial,
    as everyone would who walks around with no head and the bones hanging out. ^^

    It's a story from the old times. The bad times. The same story told with Netscape, Borland, Sun (nearly), plus a ton of other companies where it wasn't that obvious.
    The story of the third E in EEE.

    It's interesting how the murdering only stopped from the time of their conviction to right after their probation officer left for good.

    If MS were a human, they would lock him up forever as a preventative measure.

    Next step: Look for what might be the flesh it will start to get hungry for.

    P.S.: This would make a really good zombie movie.

  10. But... by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought they already "bought" Nokia by having their cuckoo-CEO Stephen Elop installed as chief ramrod and bottle washer.

    Could this mean that Microsoft isn't sure that Elop is going to stick around and that the board might get rid of him? Oh that would be fun to watch.

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    1. Re:But... by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Informative

      It means he's done enough damage to the stock price to make it affordable. It amazes me that what they did is considered legal.

    2. Re:But... by Desler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nokia lost 80% of their stock value high of ~40 bucks in Nov of 2007 to under 10 dollars in March of 2009 and it was riding in the low teens until Elop was announced as joining. Any :"damage" he has done was far less than Nokia was already doing to itself during the prior 3 years before Elop came along.

    3. Re:But... by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      -53.88% damage (since 2011/02/11 #elopcalypse) is still some damage.

    4. Re:But... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Most of the things happening in the big business world are amazing for the fact that they're not life sentence offences. The media only reports on a fraction of them.

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  11. Resistance is Futile by ichthus · · Score: 1

    Still missing Borg Gates.

    Billcutus?

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  12. Did I make this all up? by Spykk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot would be much more pleasant if all the headlines that end in question marks were removed.

  13. QT? by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this were to happen, what about QT?

    The phone division i don't think anyone cares about at this point. I didn't even know there still was one :). But we would NOT want QT to fall into the wrong hands.

    But if this is BS like it seems to be.. then who cares.

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    1. Re:QT? by Desler · · Score: 1

      Since when did Apple sell QuickTime to Nokia?

    2. Re:QT? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      But if this is BS like it seems to be.. then who cares.

      We should care because it could not be BS on day. How vulnerable are we?

      I imagine, though, Qt under Microsoft would look like OpenOffice under Oracle. Instant fork, all the developers move there. Probably call it pi or something.

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    3. Re:QT? by peppepz · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The good news is that QT has been moved to an open governance model, and it's still needed for Nokia's dumbphone division, which is not being sold to MS.

      http://blog.qt.nokia.com/2011/09/12/qt-project/
      http://labs.qt.nokia.com/2011/10/21/the-qt-project-is-live/

  14. This doesn't make sense by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    As the old saying goes - "Why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free?"

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    1. Re:This doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you can have hamburgers later?

  15. but this was never the plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no siree bob. we /never/ would have even /considered/ bribing the board to get our man appointed so he could run it into the ground, destroy all the value, so we can then buy at a bargain basement price. it never occurred to us.

    (can i have my check now please?)

    1. Re:but this was never the plan by Desler · · Score: 1

      What value was their to destroy? Nokia had already destroyed more than 80% of their 5 year high stock value of ~$40/share down to under $10/share a year before Elop was even announced to join the company. You give him far too much credit in Nokia's implosion.

  16. I'm not laughing... by jimmydigital · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not laughing.. but Microsoft is still a joke. First they pre-announce a super smart phone a year before it's said to be out and now they are trying to buy their way into the smartphone market from another company that can't compete with Apple. How many phones have they already tried to launch that all failed miserably? Yea.. good luck with that. I'm sure the next phone venture will be worth every penny.

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  17. What if they did? by MrCrassic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nokia's strong point (or given their performance lately, least weak point) is very much in their mobile phone business. If you look at their latest quarterly earnings, the net sale of mobile phones decreased (-14% from last) significantly less than their smart phones (-39% from last). On top of that, their smartphone sales dropped significantly in NA since last year, presumably because of the competition in the market and their lack of a real offering lately.

    Furthermore, it's pretty clear (as in their only choice at the moment) that they will use Windows Phone as their only smartphone platform and are dropping any commitments to any alternatives they had on the shelf. There is a good chance they will make deep system changes in their ROMs to enhance the experience as well, further enveloping their relationship with them. I doubt they will commit to Android sometime down the line, since (a) Elop has obvious ties with MS and (b) it will be way more work for them to "Nokia"-ize the UI to make it appealing to people like every other manufacturer did.

    So what if they sold that division to Microsoft? Their bread-and-butter won't change and won't be influenced by the move. Microsoft won't build any devices; if anything, they will have an easier hand in making sure the hardware gels perfectly with Windows Phone to make the experience as awesome as possible. Both companies would be better positioned to compete with Apple and Android since they will be able to use them as the "Nexus" of Windows Phone and, if they don't step on Nokia's toes, provide an awesome experience that neither company can match AND have manufacturer variety that gives people just enough choice to be appealing without being overwhelming. It's a win-win, though I'm probably being naive and overly simplistic.

    I know the news is fake, but I'm really excited about this collaboration. I love Nokia and I think this will finally make them relevant again if they don't let Microsoft run the hardware design show too much. They already did the right thing by setting a tight hardware baseline; Nokia can handle the rest.

  18. What would be the point? by Trogre · · Score: 2

    Even if this were true (I really have no idea if it is), what would Microsoft stand to gain? I mean, they already effectively control the rotting carcass of Nokia through their puppet Elop.

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    1. Re:What would be the point? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Maybe Elop is about to be fired or sued, or (not sure about laws in Finland but they can't be as executive-friendly as in US) charged with industrial sabotage or fraud?

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  19. Nokia Who's your daddy? by strangeattraction · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They became M$'s bitch the moment they hired an ex-M$ CEO. The only surprise here is why did it take so long?

  20. $8.5 billion for Skype by chrb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And would Microsoft really want to spend the claimed $19 billion [businessinsider.com] on a division that has yet to prove that anybody wants to buy one of their Windows phones?

    Just to add to this point: Microsoft paid $8.5 billion for Skype, a company that has never made a profit, and is not expected to any time soon. These kind of purchases are strategic, and aim to expand market share indirectly by forming synergies between different products; they don't have to be directly profitable in the short-term.

    1. Re:$8.5 billion for Skype by TeddyR · · Score: 1

      What nobody here seems to have mentioned is that MS may not be buying Nokia for the obvious reasons: The build phones, they are probably buying it for the IP that it owns. IP that MS may already be paying billions for to incorporate into other tech that they may have or are planning to produce...

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  22. Another soul reaped by peppepz · · Score: 2
    Another company that made agreements with MS bites the dust.

    Too bad, Nokia were the most free-software friendly CE company ever. I don't think there will be others like them anytime soon, seeing how the tides are turning.

    They could have shown the way to other manufacturers about how to make really open hardware, and about effectively contributing to upstream projects.

    Instead, they ended up on the exactly opposite side of the spectrum of freedom, and their end will be forever associated with... Windows Phone. What a letdown. Sigh.

  23. logical by Tom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That really was the next logical step. They've already ruined any hopes of Nokia ever getting back into the game with their mole who turned them on windows mobile as the OS of choice, now taking official control of the mobile arm of Nokia really is nothing new, it's just going the whole nine yards.

    Most likely future: MS will pour a couple billions into it, like they did with the xbox, bleeding money quarter after quarter. They will be waiting (and bleeding money) until their competitors make a blunder (like Sony did with the PS3) and then stand ready to take over market share with their 2nd rate product simply because it's there and it has marketing muscle. They will probably buy up a couple App providers along the way and make them windows-mobile-exclusive (hello, Bungie).

    Why? Because Balmer has no vision and isn't the guy to come up with anything resembling a new strategy. We will see what we've seen them do virtually everywhere else.

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  24. accruing cash vs spending it by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Depends on whether the future is looking inflationary or deflationary.

    It's looking deflationary at the moment, barring the FED & ECB, so cash will increase in value.

    Can you think of anything your bank wouldn't give you a loan for with 80% down?

    Two things.
    1. Nokia's market share is not going in the right direction, the earnings may not keep up. Hoarding cash would be rational.
    2. Banks are dying, they are not loaning just now, expect to see the next set of fireworks end of Feb, March. They have to increase capital hugely in the next year or two.

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  25. LOL - MS can't get it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Billions of liquid dollars and they wait for a fire-sale before they buy Nokia. What a bunch of losers.

  26. Obligatory Alan Kay by jasenj1 · · Score: 1

    "People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware."

    This has been one of Microsoft's biggest failings. They can't optimize or change things because of all the hardware vendors that depend on the existing way of doing things.

    And they don't get serious enough about the UI to make it great because end-users aren't their real customers, OEMs and IT departments are.

    If Nokia became a wholly owned subsidiary of MS and became the primary manufacturer of Windows phones, MS might have a chance to get their software and hardware as a single package act together.

    Google has a lot of market penetration with Android, but they are suffering the same fracturing and sub-optimal user experience that Windows faces. Meanwhile Apple happily melds the OS and hardware into a single package and continues make insanely great products (and profits).

    - Jasen.

  27. They're grasping at straws by crovira · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's accountants will eventually kill their mobile division just like they kill everything that doesn't generate sufficient cash flow, and that cash flow is considerable.

    Microsoft's problems is that they are a victim of their own success.

    They never see that they were used by an entire market sector to relieve the hardware OEMs from having to develop any software.

    People, end-users, never bought their products. They bought the hardware, but there was no choice as to the software so it wan't a consideration.

    They were never liked, they were never sought after, they were never thought about other than as something that came with the hardware.

    They have almost no brand loyalty and no market presence (their ubiquity makes them entirely invisible.) Basically, nobody cares.

    Unlike Linux, which is sought after by DIY computer geeks and sysadmins looking to squeeze more performance out of their boxen and who buy components from NewEgg or TigerDirect, or Apple products which are sought after by people who care about things other than specs and who make their pilgrimage to the Apple Store experience or buy on-line via iTunes, nobody really wants to put up with the crap Microsoft excretes from its cloaca in Redmond.

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  28. No it's even simpler by backslashdot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How to acquire a company:

    1. Send one of your own executives to be target companies CEO
    2. Target company's new CEO implements total dependency on your companies product
    3. Target company's share price collapses as they lose market share
    4. Acquire target company for cheap
    5. Profit! (though possibly in this case .. loss!)

    1. Re:No it's even simpler by monzie · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thoughts! I would mod you up if I had the points

  29. Read my lips: by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
    It has been said before:

    "[Microsoft] is the fox that takes you across the river and then eats you."

    - Pete Peterson, former WordPerfect executive

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  30. Geek market != mass consumer market by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    It's notable that all those early pocket computer companies failed too. The Psion Revo was an amazing device, is still the only pocket device you can touchtype on, yet Psion left the market in 2001.

    But this was an entirely different market. The geek market is half a million people at most.

    Apple were aiming to create a new accessory that everybody would have.

    Remember Apple first built a sexy MP3 player. At the time, competing MP3 players looked like bricks and had low storage. As a geek, I thought the original iPods with hard disks was a stupid idea - they couldn't cope with jogging and if you compressed music properly you didn't need that much space anyway.

    The public didn't know and although adoption was slow, it was fast for a new life accessory.

    Somehow, not that many iPods broke. Maybe Apple switched off the hard drive during any shaking. Any high profile scare stories could have killed Apple at that point though..

    iPhone was the real breakthrough for Apple. Everyone already had a mobile phone and so it was the natural upgrade for the middle class. Somehow Apple got it in schools and every parent had to buy their parents one.

  31. "some plants transferred to Microsoft" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice to see they're working out the important details like who gets to keep which office pot plants after the deal goes through.

  32. Re:This blogger is an Analyst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did this person become an "Analyst" instead of blogger?
    On the other hand how is one to identify one from another?

    There was naturally proof of some kind presented in the story.

  33. What has NOKIA got left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they sell their phone division, what has NOKIA got left?

    Isn't that all they make? Phones? GPT and Ericsson are the big players in switching products, not Nokia.

    That would mean NO MORE Nokia company as a business.

    1. Re:What has NOKIA got left? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Actually, Nokia-Siemens is quite popular among ISPs and Telcos. Quite close to Alcatel-Lucent.

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