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French Court Frowns On Autocomplete, Tells Google To Remove Searches

New submitter Lexx Greatrex writes with this excerpt from Ars Technica: "Google had been sued by insurance company Lyonnaise de Garantie, which was offended by search results including the word 'escroc,' meaning crook, according to a story posted Tuesday by the Courthouse News Service. 'Google had argued that it was not liable since the word, added under Google Suggest, was the result of an automatic algorithm and did not come from human thought,' the article states. 'A Paris court ruled against Google, however, pointing out that the search engine ignored requests to remove the offending word... In addition to the fine, Google must also remove the term from searches associated with Lyonnaise de Garantie.'"

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  1. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can it be added back in later if we find out that they really are crooks?

    1. Re:What if... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you mean "if we find out"? This is an insurance company...

    2. Re:What if... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. File this under "the Streisand Effect".

    3. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, we'll never find out now, seeing as all Google's results refer back to zillions of copies of this news story.
      In all seriousness though, the original reason behind this dispute (before it involved Google) is that it's the company's policy to never pay out unless people are willing to go through the courts. So you've got an insurance policy that looks good on paper, but it doesn't factor in that you'll be down about €5000 or so on lawyer fees and get your payment two year's late. The term crook is actually quite appropriate here, since Lyonnaise de Garantie is as a matter of company policy infringing contract law.

    4. Re:What if... by fatphil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A self-requested google bomb, n'est pas?

      Search engines henceforth will now be obliged to associate Lyonnaise de Garantie and crooks, for if they don't they wouldn't be very good search engines. Even if it isn't true that Lyonnaise de Garantie are crooks, they're definitely idiots.

      I refuse to take part in any such gaming, clearly.

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    5. Re:What if... by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      For profit insurance companies always lose in comparison to mutual companies.That profit margin has got to come from somewhere.

    6. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    7. Re:What if... by Tsingi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or what if Google disabled searches on Lyonnaise de Garantie. Then there would be no search terms, offensive or otherwise.

    8. Re:What if... by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

      What if you Googled "Santorum"?

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    9. Re:What if... by jrumney · · Score: 2

      Probably this is the only way they can comply with the court ruling without significant effort to special exceptions everywhere for this one site. Especially since now this has been widely publicised, they can expect certain anonymous sections of the internet community will deliberately attempt to teach this company a lesson they do not want to learn.

    10. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can just get it removed. You should refer them as the company that sued google because people were referring to them as crooks..

      Which is absolutely 100% true.

    11. Re:What if... by Rashkae · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Naw... Google will do what they always do... any searches for Lyonnaise de Grantie will prominently dispaly a notice about how many search results are ommitted and link to the court order that explains why. Why would google remove the company from search results and give up a golden opportunity to dish out another lesson on Streisand Effect?

    12. Re:What if... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      in some places (not sure about France), truth isn't necessarily a defense against defamation and such. Ridiculous, but that's the way it is.

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    13. Re:What if... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      they do link to Chilling Effects notices when results got DMCA'ed, not sure if that kind of thing would carry over to results removed due to other types of laws in other countries.

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    14. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in some places (not sure about France), truth isn't necessarily a defense against defamation and such. Ridiculous, but that's the way it is.

      This explains the career of Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau. He was truly an idiot, but his boss could never fire him for it without facing a defamation suit.

      Ironically, the Capcha for this post is "Genius"

    15. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean "if we find out"? This is an insurance company...

      Well what the court means to say is that "Lyonnaise de Garantie sont des escrocs" but just cant admit to it

    16. Re:What if... by Corbets · · Score: 2

      they do link to Chilling Effects notices when results got DMCA'ed, not sure if that kind of thing would carry over to results removed due to other types of laws in other countries.

      Judging by my ... buddy's ... porn searches here in Switzerland, yes they do.

    17. Re:What if... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      In the case of labeling someone "a crook", truth typically hinges on court findings. I don't think in France you can be sued for publicizing court findings, but labeling someone before a suit can definitely expose you to defamation, yes, even if later court findings prove you correct. This is to "stop" public war of words while proceedings are in place.

    18. Re:What if... by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      No need : Suing over something as trivial as a search result, certainly defines them as crooked to me.

      I mean, that's just a combination of words, right . I'm sure you can type any company name, and some bad word in Google , and you will find a search result on it.

      I hope the Streisand Effect gets them good.

    19. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not in the auto-complete suggestions any more, but when you enter "Lyonnaise de garantie" in Google.fr, have a look at "related searches" :

      lyonnaise de garantie escroc

      (Reminder: escroc means crook)

    20. Re:What if... by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      And then Lyonnaise de Grantie goes after them for contempt of court - bullying people who have won a case against you by weasel words like "chilling effect" is also an offense - this is just what the tabloids and broad sheets did to people like Max Mosley and threatened to do to those that exposed the NOW hacking.

      Google was insane or grossly arrogant in claiming that just because the " algorithm" did it they are off the hook. It took me 5 seconds after seeing auto complete to understand that this is a legal mine field.

    21. Re:What if... by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      I would replace the offending word with the phrase: "embrassez mon âne"

  2. Censorship. by sidthegeek · · Score: 2

    Corporate origin. Government sponsorship. Plain and simple.

    1. Re:Censorship. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Monopolies are held to different standards of the law by governments, in order to ensure fair competition. If the monopoly search engine is calling a business bad names, algorithmically or not, well, apparently France believes that's not fair competition.

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    2. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporate origin. Government sponsorship. Plain and simple.

      So? All that matters is if Google broke French law.

    3. Re:Censorship. by thedonger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Corporate origin. Government sponsorship. Plain and simple.

      So? All that matters is if Google broke French law.

      I'm still trying to wrap my head around how something like this is a matter of law. I'm reminded of the South Park "Nigger Guy" episode. Is it, in France, unlawful to say "Lyonnaise de Garantie" within three words of "escroc"? Are there other variations which are also unlawful? Can they throw one in prison before telling them they broke the law? How far will this go?

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    4. Re:Censorship. by icebike · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Monopolies are held to different standards of the law by governments, in order to ensure fair competition. If the monopoly search engine is calling a business bad names, algorithmically or not, well, apparently France believes that's not fair competition.

      Search engines do not call business bad names.
      They don't call anything.

      Search engines simply index the content of pages, and words that appear together on said pages. If thousands of sites routinely place one word next to another how is that Google's problem? Why not go after the web pages that were used to build the search database?

      When I googled the quoted phrase "overly critical guy" and appended the word idiot, I came up with a page someone posted about you. Is this something google did? Is a court order in the offing?

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    5. Re:Censorship. by icebike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The story is about how a judge interprets french law in favor of a governmentally sponsored company.

      I'm quite certain there is nothing in French law that states search engines must make sure the pages they index do not contain a name and an insult on the same page.

      So quick to believe anything bad about Google.

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    6. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libel

    7. Re:Censorship. by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2

      But the search engine is just impartially pulling, indexing, and presenting existing information. If Google's auto complete says X is bad, then that's because the web crawler came across the phrase enough times on web resources that ranked high enough. So really, many other people are saying. Also, google does not have a monopoly on search engines, as that is not a service it sells. Google's business is in online advertisement, which it is not a monopoly (although it does have a massive chunk of the industry). So the "higher standards", which I agree should be applied to their advertising department, doesn't fit with their search engine or it's algorithms.

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    8. Re:Censorship. by msobkow · · Score: 2

      Demanding that a service provider not automatically slander you is not censorship. Google's white-washing of their control over the algorithms is bullshit. I seriously doubt it's hard for them to flag a word that should NEVER come up during a search; they certainly can ensure through AdWords that a word ALWAYS flags a particular result.

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    9. Re:Censorship. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Search engines do not call business bad names.
      They don't call anything.

      I'm not advocating the decision of the court (and so the downloads of my post are just weird), I'm simply explaining why they made the decision. The search engine did call a business a bad name--it associated a negative term with the name of the business. If Google was just another search engine, nobody would care, but they're practically the gateway to the web and the #1 way that people find information about things.

      Remember when Microsoft instituted a browser ballot? But they listed them in alphabetical order, and so Opera complained about their placement on the list, forcing Microsoft to randomize the order? Microsoft could have argued that they weren't placing the browsers in any sort of priority list, and that it was the order of the alphabet that placed them that way, but that wasn't the point--the courts decided that Microsoft's influence was so huge that, regardless of the reason, the list was biased against browsers that placed lower than others alphabetically.

      The same is true here. Google didn't intervene and call anybody names, but their influence is so huge and dominant that the court has decided it is a violation of free market competition for it to libel (as they perceive it) a business. I'm not advocating any position; I'm just explaining why Google is being held to such a unique standard, just as Microsoft was.

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    10. Re:Censorship. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      downloads

      Meant "downmods." Damn autocorrect.

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    11. Re:Censorship. by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the law is unjust. We used to be able to complain about such things and get them changed.

    12. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless you are a French citizen or live in France you have no right to complain.

    13. Re:Censorship. by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      Demanding that a service provider not automatically slander you is not censorship. .

      Yes, it is. How on Earth can you make the violence monopoly telling Google "this you may not say!" to not be censorship?

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    14. Re:Censorship. by penix1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then the solution is to remove "Lyonnaise de Garantie" from the search engine all together. Wipe them off any search result what-so-ever. Nothing in French law requires Google to index any site...

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    15. Re:Censorship. by jpapon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then I believe they lose their "no human interaction" protection. Of course, that protection seems to be worthless now anyways so....

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    16. Re:Censorship. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The search engine did call a business a bad name--it associated a negative term with the name of the business.

      It didn't create the association, it merely discovered it.

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    17. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it, in France, unlawful to say "Lyonnaise de Garantie" within three words of "escroc"? Are there other variations which are also unlawful? Can they throw one in prison before telling them they broke the law? How far will this go?

      That's for the French to decide for themselves.

    18. Re:Censorship. by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      If it's true, it's not libel. Even in France.

      What's the odds that Sarkozy has some stake in the company?

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    19. Re:Censorship. by Mistlefoot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They are forced to provide human interaction so no. And even if they removed crook what's to stop fraud or theft or who knows what from algorithmically being pulled up after "Lyonnaise de Garantie". The only rational choice is to remove "Lyonnaise de Garantie" as they cannot anticipate searches that might offend this company in the future, and manually remove them.

    20. Re:Censorship. by MichaelKristopeit502 · · Score: 0

      it didn't discover it, it defined the prerequisite terms of association by using human thought... terms that are so non-trivial that they are considered trade secrets and not disclosed to the public.

    21. Re:Censorship. by geminidomino · · Score: 1, Funny

      Clearly you need to sue Goggle/Apple!

    22. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Censorship?

      For instance in the US we had a Supreme Court ruling that says freedom of speech apples to corporations as well as people. Anyone that has a problem with that court ruling should have no problem with this court ruling as Google is a corporation and not entailed to free speech.

    23. Re:Censorship. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's still not Google deciding that these words should appear in that order. It's understandable that the company doesn't want those words to be associated with them, but you have to admit, autocomplete doesn't really do anything but take the most used search terms and suggest them. So I'd say this company has bigger problems than Google's autocomplete feature...

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    24. Re:Censorship. by SlithyMagister · · Score: 2

      When I googled the quoted phrase "overly critical guy" and appended the word idiot, I came up with a page someone posted about you. Is this something google did? Is a court order in the offing?

      When I googled "overly critical guy +idiot" the top result was your post.

      You may find it necessary to sue yourself.

    25. Re:Censorship. by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

      Straight up, it's defamation. If you searched for "thedonger" on google and the results were always "thedonger is a liar, thedonger is a murder etc." you'd have a potential problem.

      The trick here is that this is an autosuggest. Google is suggesting, now what that means can vary. I take that to mean google is suggesting that these are things commonly searched together. If you take it to mean 'google is suggesting you should search for' or 'google is suggesting that' then the situation is a bit different. From the perspective of France, and I sort of see where they're coming from with this, - the interpretation that google is suggesting that is simply not acceptable. The google argument "the computer did it" is beyond stupid. It's fine to try the first round I suppose, but once the court has decided that the potentially defamatory interpretation applies you should be going with a different tack.

      I'm not sure what I think. This happens often enough in english that you'd think it's sort of obvious what's happening, but maybe the same doesn't apply in french, or maybe the French take defamation much more seriously.

    26. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it defamation to say "Oh, you're looking for information on thedonger? Lots of other people have asked whether thedonger is a liar."

      That's essentially what Google is doing. Their search suggestions are simply a reflection of what lots of people are searching for. As such, I consider the court's attempted censoring of the suggestions to be a violation of the principle of freedom of speech.

    27. Re:Censorship. by MidGe · · Score: 2

      It may not be hard for Google to flag a word that should NEVER come up during a search, but I, for one, would like to know that some people think that Lyonnaise de Guarantie are crooks or escrocs. I reserve my right to decide whether they are or not, and to say so on the internet, and to have my post showing up on searches.

    28. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So quick to believe anything good about Google.

    29. Re:Censorship. by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No Google is pretty clearing suggesting these are the search terms you might want based on the fact others used these search terms. You'd have to be pretty F'ing brain dead not understand that. Its a factual statement, Google isn't saying the company has committed fraud or anything of the sort, just that you might be looking for these search terms.

      I actually do exactly that often. I Google companies (especially local service providers) and combine their names with words like: fraud, theft, poor, dirty, etc/. Most of the time nothing comes up and that's good.

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    30. Re:Censorship. by thedonger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The trick here is that this is an autosuggest. Google is suggesting, now what that means can vary. I take that to mean google is suggesting that these are things commonly searched together. If you take it to mean 'google is suggesting you should search for' or 'google is suggesting that' then the situation is a bit different.

      Google is suggesting a query string, not a matter of truth. In fact, there is no truth value associated with the query; the truth lies within the results of the search.

      My interpretation: This is another example of people with limited understanding of the internet attempting to regulate it. We will all suffer as a result. OTOH, as long as they are not filtering results we can still search for "french government has their head up their own ass." They are really lucky I like Bordeaux wines and French cheese and pate de campagne.

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    31. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet American hipsters constantly threaten to move to the free and peaceful utopia that is Europe. LOL.

    32. Re:Censorship. by Existential+Wombat · · Score: 1

      You mean a load of mer de

    33. Re:Censorship. by pla · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unless you are a French citizen or live in France you have no right to complain.

      Oddly enough, you have made the single most insightful comment in this entire discussion - Albeit unintentionally.

      Many people (mostly Americans, I expect) in this conversation have the mistaken impression that France has a legal system more-or-less the same as most of the rest of the civilized world.

      That does not describe the reality of the situation.

      France has a "legal system" in the same sense that ancient Rome did - Between two citizens of roughly equal stature, it does/did a pretty good job of doling out justice. Throw a foreigner into the mix, though, and he might as well just jump into the lion's mouth and save everyone the trouble.


      I honestly don't understand why any modern (non-French) company bothers setting up shop there. In Google's shoes, I'd pull out of the whole damned country and change www.google.fr to one of their cute logo variants consisting entirely of obscene hand gestures.

    34. Re:Censorship. by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Read the article again. They're not bringing up pages or links to reports of supposed abuse by them.

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    35. Re:Censorship. by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google does issue punitive downgrades when they want to... they did it themselves to Chrome a few days ago for dealing with a link spam vendor.

    36. Re:Censorship. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Unless you are a French citizen or live in France you have no right to complain.

      True enough, but do feel free to mock!

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    37. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still trying to wrap my head around how something like this is a matter of law. I'm reminded of the South Park "Nigger Guy" episode. Is it, in France, unlawful to say "Lyonnaise de Garantie" within three words of "escroc"? Are there other variations which are also unlawful? Can they throw one in prison before telling them they broke the law? How far will this go?

      The answer is that in France it is proper to address someone thusly: "Lyonnaise de Garantie is an absolutely filthy, no-good, lying, dirty crook." Note that this places the requisite three words (in bold) between the company's name and the defamatory clause. The French are quite particular about these things, you know. To each his own, I suppose.

    38. Re:Censorship. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 3, Informative

      They are really lucky I like Bordeaux wines and French cheese and pate de campagne.

      May I suggest Australian Hunter Valley red wines, New Zealand Marlborough white wines, Dutch cheese, and German (spreadable) Leberwurst as alternatives?

      As a New Zealander, I grew up with news reports of what should be considered an act of war against New Zealand by France, and consequently find it somewhat difficult to support France's economy by buying their stuff (especially when the alternatives are often significantly better).

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    39. Re:Censorship. by pentadecagon · · Score: 1

      They do not slander anyone here. They just suggest you might want to search for a certain term because other people did so before.

    40. Re:Censorship. by The+Askylist · · Score: 0

      That's for the French to decide for themselves.

      Really? You are happy for a bunch of wankers who criminalise the perfectly reasonable action of questioning the "holocaust" myth to pass more laws stopping people criticising of a bunch of crooks?

      France should look to its past - the grandchildren of the collaborators are now in power (ask Shortarzy what his grandfather did in the war, and where the 2,000 Jews from the little town in Hungary where he was collaborator in chief went). The whole system is corrupt, and nobody will accept the truth that they are a morally bankrupt bunch of cunts who roll over for the Germans at every opportunity.

      France also has a very different legal system from that which obtains in truly free and democratic nations - the Napoleonic law is a top-down system imposed by technocrats on the people, as opposed to the proper, Anglo-Saxon model where the people are first and foremost and laws are only enacted by consent.

      I like France, and have spent many happy days and weeks there. But their legal system and political culture leaves much to be desired.

    41. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the fact you mention yourself, a www.google.fr do exist and google company is implanted in france, not like in china. It means both, that france is worth making money there, and is a modern society where censorship is not the rule.
      Now, occasionally, issues can happen, and it is time to clear up things. On the other hand, nothing is perfect in this world, neither in yours, nor in france, and the more accurate your comment, the more it can help to improve, your world and french world. But from this point of view, i don't see yours as relevant.
      It is sad that french judiciary system ruled out against google, but i guess should be an appeal for such a case, and hopefully they will win. But whatever, internet freedom of speech is endangered all over the world, those days as i see it, and not only in france.

    42. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      as long as google is making money, promoting one company or the other on top of searches, their search engine is biaised..

    43. Re:Censorship. by Sudline · · Score: 1

      It is funny someone want no eat french cheese because rainbow warrior (the act of somes assholes) and advises to eat german cheese instead ;)

    44. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we don't normally address someone by a statement, that's pretty lame.

      Try "Monsieur l'escroc et le menteur vraiment crasseux".

    45. Re:Censorship. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      It is funny someone want no eat french cheese because rainbow warrior (the act of somes assholes) and advises to eat german cheese instead ;)

      Actually, I advised DUTCH cheese (from the Netherlands) and German Leberwurst. But anyway, during MY lifetime the Germans have been much less a problem for the world than the French have.

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    46. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the proper, Anglo-Saxon model where the people are first and foremost and laws are only enacted by consent

      You spelled corporations wrong.

    47. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen Article 11

      The free communication of thoughts and of opinions is one of the most precious rights of man: any citizen thus may speak, write, print freely, save [if it is necessary] to respond to the abuse of this liberty, in the cases determined by the law.

      Freedom of speach has no bearing in this case because Google is a Corporation not a citizen.

    48. Re:Censorship. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      because someone in Google wrote the algorithm to suggest that - if the no 1 result for "Lyonnaise de Garantie" was a negative page that is defensible but if your algorithm suggests something you are liable you wrote that not a third party!

    49. Re:Censorship. by mjwalshe · · Score: 0

      so your saying the Google validates rasicsts?

    50. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could however be argued that all citizens have a right to know if other citizens wonder if a certain corporation are crooks (this would fall under the right to education and knowledge). For a court to order suppression of widely held beliefs of "its" subjects is, to say the least, troubling imo - what's next, google may not suggest that we learn about holocaust deniers when we search the subject? that we may not learn about persecution of wiccans when looking for witches? One country, one leader, one truth - is that what you want?

    51. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never seen anyone threaten to move to *france*. France is hardly peaceful anyway between rioting farmers one week and rioting africans the next week (and I'm sure americans can find at least racial tensions somewhere closer to home).

    52. Re:Censorship. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. People searched for those terms without autocomplete. Google identified that those terms were being searched for, and eventually put those terms in its autocomplete list. Google did not define those terms, nor did they create the association. It merely added arbitrary words to its autocomplete list that were searched often enough to impact other people's search queries.

    53. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, dutch cheese against french cheese, NZ wines against Bordeaux, I mean man you really have no taste whatsoever !
      Ok, maybe we sank a ship here or there but hey get over it man, it was 20 years ago !

      Can you really be that ignorant ?

    54. Re:Censorship. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      All that matters is if Google broke French law.

      French law? French law can fuck off - and it can only do that so long as I permit it.

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    55. Re:Censorship. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's only two words in French.

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    56. Re:Censorship. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      France has a "legal system" in the same sense that ancient Rome did - Between two citizens of roughly equal stature, it does/did a pretty good job of doling out justice. Throw a foreigner into the mix, though, and he might as well just jump into the lion's mouth and save everyone the trouble.

      Except in the days of ancient Rome there were no higher courts to appeal to. Now, we have the EU. Of course, France will simply ignore the judgment like it always does while no doubt finding some way to blame the UK.

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    57. Re:Censorship. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      As a New Zealander, I grew up with news reports of what should be considered an act of war against New Zealand by France, and consequently find it somewhat difficult to support France's economy by buying their stuff (especially when the alternatives are often significantly better).

      Feel good, and google for The rainbow warrior was sunk by Jean-Luc Fiorina .

      Wait a couple of hours, and do it again: google magic, it'll point to this post!

      And then wait a couple of days, and google will be the target of a sealed lawsuit in France...

      Wait some more days, and watch French three-letter identities attempt to team up with Church of Scientology :-) Long live Xenu!

    58. Re:Censorship. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      O, and I'd like to say hello to Fred and Zik :-)

      Fred, you're way to tall for your new job!

    59. Re:Censorship. by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You are happy for a bunch of wankers who criminalise the perfectly reasonable action of questioning the "holocaust" myth to pass more laws stopping people criticising of a bunch of crooks?

      I agree it shouldn't be illegal to question the holocaust, primarily because I think it's much more effective to simply laugh at such buffoons.

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    60. Re:Censorship. by thedonger · · Score: 1

      I try not to mix politics with food and wine. Also, I didn't mean to imply that I only eat French wine and cheese; rather, I find their offering among the best. I have been known to take great pleasure in South African merlot (surely no Petrus, but excellenet nonetheless); gjetost (the real stuff, not just Ski Queen); and many other non-French delicacies. I love the California red varietals, and there is plenty of good local cheese in New England, as well as a surprising number of good quality German and Polish butchers.

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    61. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're French, (and ignoring the double whammy of being an insurance company) they have nothing useful to contribute to the world, nothing productive, and can offer nothing more than their own baseless arrogant sense of self-worth.

      Having not paid to be indexed they don't have justifiable right to QQ about auto-complete. If they didn't want to be indexed by Google a robots.txt file takes all of 60 seconds to make and implement. Personally, I would just remove them entirely if they want to be nit-picky about an auto-complete suggestion. Clearly if they're suing over it they don't want any traffic at all. Typical French stupidity.

    62. Re:Censorship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are happy for a bunch of wankers who criminalise the perfectly reasonable action of questioning the "holocaust" myth

      You mis-spelled "I'm a cunt"

    63. Re:Censorship. by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Censorship?

      The only known antidote to error is criticism. Therefore, if we have censorship, we will make more errors than without. That is not desireable.

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  3. I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...many other here will say it, but what would the French Court say if Google simply removed Lyonnaise de Garantie's website from *all* their results....

    1. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP POSTING THIS MONOPOLY CRAP. You're the only one pushing it, and it certainly hasn't been established as a fact in any court I've heard of. If it *had*, Microsoft would be all over it...

      A monopoly means more than just "has a lot of market share". Try reading up on it before you start throwing it around.

    2. Re:I'm sure... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Informative

      This has happened before. Google were sued over much the same thing, removed *ALL* references to the company in question and were then sued again for not including them.

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    3. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're not stopping anyone from using another search engine. They just may be better, so people use their services more likely, because they may be better.

      They're not stopping anyone from using another ad network. They just may be better, so people use their services more likely, because they may be better.

      I recall a monopoly deliberately goes out of their way to make it impossible, literally, for others to enter the market. Last I heard, Bing and Yahoo were still being used to find stuff.

    4. Re:I'm sure... by shentino · · Score: 2

      Actually, whether or not something is a monopoly is very dependent on whatever the court decides to say it is.

      Gotta love definition by fiat.

    5. Re:I'm sure... by hawguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are you for real? And who modded you up and me down? Google is absolutely a monopoly in web search. It doesn't matter if I'm the "only one pushing it" on Slashdot (which isn't true).

      A monopoly means more than just "has a lot of market share". Try reading up on it before you start throwing it around.

      Monopoly means "the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service." Google is the dominant search engine as well as the dominant web advertiser. It is most definitely a monopoly. But if you and the moderators don't believe me, how about the words of Eric Schmidt, who said in response to the question of whether Google is in a position that would subject it to monopoly rules: "We're in that area."

      They're a monopoly.

      Google has only 65% of the market share. That hardly sounds like a monopoly. Sure, they are the dominant player, but there are alternatives and switching to a different search provider has little friction, it's not like changing operating systems.

      In comparison, Microsoft owns 80 - 90% of the operating system market (based on web client statistics)

    6. Re:I'm sure... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Size don't enter into it, my good man. See, libel is libel irrespective of whether the newspaper/TV station has ten viewers/readers or ten bleedin' million.

      And if it ain't libel, it ain't libel and that's it.

      Either way, this attempted ban probably contravenes EU laws on freedom of speech, competition and maybe consumer protection.

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    7. Re:I'm sure... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Overly Critical Guy wrote:

      Monopoly means "the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service." Google is the dominant search engine as well as the dominant web advertiser.

      Fucktard

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    8. Re:I'm sure... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All nice and fine, but I guess we can agree that Google has a dominant market position in search engines, much like MS has/had in operating systems. Them deciding to delist a company means that a sizable portion of traffic to them is lost.

      In a situation like this it doesn't really matter whether it is a "real" monopoly, even an oligopoly is bad enough. Imagine Google, Yahoo and Bing shared the market at 1/3 each. In such a case, either of them deciding to delist a company means a serious blow to traffic, even though neither of them has even 50% market share, let alone a monopoly position.

      Search engines are not like your everyday oligopoly like oil, gas or power. Because everything is in reverse. An oil company deciding to not deliver to your country anymore doesn't really matter much, because you do not need oil from all of them. Just one will do. It's not that way here. You need the traffic, i.e. the users finding you in a search, from all of them, losing one is already a problem. The impact would be felt even if Bing or Yahoo decided to pull such a stunt, albeit maybe to a lesser degree than when a dominant engine like Google did it.

      So, no, it's not a monopoly in the classic sense. But this isn't a classic case either.

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    9. Re:I'm sure... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Size don't enter into it, my good man. See, libel is libel irrespective of whether the newspaper/TV station has ten viewers/readers or ten bleedin' million.

      Was it intentional on your end that when I read that, I heard it in John Cleese's high-pitched "snooty" voice

    10. Re:I'm sure... by penix1 · · Score: 2

      Then maybe you shouldn't be biting the hand that feeds you. It is the only solution to a court order that is impossible to comply with fully. What is to say that the removal of the offending word won't cause another equally offending (in the eyes of this company) word from popping up automatically? No, the only real solution is to delist them totally to comply with the order totally.

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    11. Re:I'm sure... by Severus+Snape · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, Google are basically screwed no matter what they do. They take their ball home and delist the company they get sued even bigger. Company executives do not understand the Internet at all, some of them think they are owed something.

    12. Re:I'm sure... by dissy · · Score: 1

      All nice and fine, but I guess we can agree that Google has a dominant market position in search engines, much like MS has/had in operating systems. Them deciding to delist a company means that a sizable portion of traffic to them is lost.

      That's exactly the point.

      The judge actually made a ruling that can not be complied with as long as the company name shows up while other users do searches on that name plus the word 'crook'.
      The fact the judge does not understand how Google works is beside the point. His ruling, and all the unintended side effects of that ruling, still stand.

      You were aware that the autocomplete terms come from past search queries right?

      What if a bunch of people, due possibly to this very story, start searching for "Lyonnaise de Garantie litigious assholes"?
      Then another offensive term will move up in the autocomplete list, again totally out of Googles control.
      At that point Google just violated a court order, which is much much worse of a crime (Well, in a judges eyes anyway)

      The only way they can avoid the penalties of violating a court order, is to you know, follow it. They must assure no offensive terms show up, specifically they must assure none of their users search on "Lyonnaise de Garantie" along with offensive words.
      The only way to do that, is to remove all references to the companies websites, as then no matter WHAT offensive terms users search for in connection to the company, they are guaranteed not to show in the autocomplete.

      I don't know about France, but in a lot of other countries, violating a court order can result in jail time. No one can blame them for not wanting to go to jail.

      Lyonnaise de Garantie has no right to complain simply because the judge ordered Google to do something that will result in lost traffic to their website.
      Perhaps they should have considered the courts outcome would not be in their favor before they pressed charges.

    13. Re:I'm sure... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is nothing in the article that says Google is bound to any word other than, "crook". The words, "litigious assholes", in French I assume, are not covered under the court order.

      A new lawsuit would need to be filed, and I had Google's money, I would make them go all the way through the court system again.

    14. Re:I'm sure... by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

      I guess we can agree that Google has a dominant market position in search engines, much like MS has/had in operating systems.

      Only if "we" are uninformed idiots.

      try "much like DR-DOS has/had in operating systems.".

      Of course if you're like the sock puppet army of shills who dismiss the two search engines who *own* the market as irrelevant (to their agenda). Either you can't do basic math - in which case I've got a lotto win to share with you, and you can have the dominant share - or "dominant" means compared to Bing and *that's* your agenda.

    15. Re:I'm sure... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but you really should read what you wrote. "Exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade......"

      Exclusive does not mean "shared". One of the definitions is in fact, "Not divided or shared with others".

      My understanding of a monopoly is when the consumer has their choice limited to a single company. The local power company would be a good example of a monopoly because you cannot purchase power from anybody else. You can purchase equipment to generate your own, but even then most local codes still require you to be connected to municipal utilities.

      While I do not like Google at all for how it acts and the tremendous bullshit developers and businesses need to put up with, it is not a monopoly. I can, as a consumer, use Yahoo, Wolf, Bing, Ask, etc. As a business you would be hard pressed not to use Google to increase your traffic, but you would also be foolish to have a SEO expert concentrate on Google alone.

      As long as their are other choices in the area of web searches, email, etc., Google will not be a monopoly. They are not even at 99%, or something ridiculous like that, to where you could argue they are effectively a monopoly regardless of choice. The other search engines have enough market share to disallow such an argument.

      They're a not a monopoly regardless of how much I may dislike them.

    16. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the same. First, they have to be found to be a monopoly. That's pretty hard, since it's not only market share. It has to do with viable alternatives and cost of switching. In search engines, it's trivial to change them and I believe MS browsers by default use a different search engine. And MS is still the dominant desktop operating system, by far. While Google may be arguably better, as a search engine, Google does nothing to prevent anyone else from developing and delivering alternatives. They don't even have "search technology" substantially tied up in patents. In fact, the only reason they are being driven by patents now is as a defensive measure. Sad.
      Bing is a viable alternative. And it's installed by default on more desktops. In China, Baidu is the dominant search engine. For specialty searches, there are all sorts of alternatives.
      It would be very difficult to prove google a monopoly just based on market share. The search market is probably one of the most open markets in tech.
      And even if they managed to prove google of being a monopoly, that's not illegal. MS was convicted of being an *abusive* monopoly. You'd have a hard time showing a historic and concerted abusive behavior by google, as a search engine.
      Their business as an ad agency would be difficult to prove abusive, as well. People use them because they are the best ROI. If they weren't, people would just use something else.
      Competing companies lawyers know this. It's why they have not been sued by a major competitor over this. instead, those companies play the game of "court of public opinion" and "political grandstanding" because it's their only option. If they really had a case, they would have sued by now.

      People really resent others success. It happened to MS. It happens with Apple. It happened with Yahoo. Must be some weird human characteristic. Doesn't say good things about our species or culture...

    17. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoo use Bing for searches

    18. Re:I'm sure... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You mean, like, a lot of people who expect everything to be free on the internet? :)

      I'd say a very tiny amount of people actually understands the internet. If you ever made a homepage for anyone, you'll probably agree instantly. If you were ever responsible for the security of a company in the time of internet, you'll probably do so, too.

      The internet is an alien thing for most people, companies and courts. They try to apply what "seems normal" to them, but fail to understand that a lot of things that are usual and normal in the real world do not apply to matters when the internet is involved. For example, it's amazing how people fail to understand that distances and borders are meaningless with the internet.

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    19. Re:I'm sure... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Unless something changed big time within the last year, Google has a market share for searches of 89% in France. Since we're talking about a French insurance company, I guess we may safely ignore that they can't hold a candle to Baidu in China or NHN in Korea because the relevant search results will probably be from France.

      And I guess 89% market share falls within the definition of "dominant". Or what exactly are you referring to?

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    20. Re:I'm sure... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "Changing search engines solves the problem" is a fallacy.

      We're not talking about you changing the search engine you use because it doesn't come up with the results you desire. You're looking at the problem from the wrong angle. You're not the one searching, you're the one being searched. Or rather, you're the one who wants to be found. And you cannot influence which search engines your targets, your audience, uses. For them, it is trivial to use a different engine. For you, it is near impossible to make them.

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    21. Re:I'm sure... by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

      Unless something changed big time within the last year, Google has a market share for searches of 89% in France. Since we're talking about a French insurance company, I guess we may safely ignore that they can't hold a candle to Baidu in China or NHN in Korea because the relevant search results will probably be from France.

      And I guess 89% market share falls within the definition of "dominant". Or what exactly are you referring to?

      >The bit where you didn't say France. (until called on it).

      The bit where it's not relevant to the subject - you just "slipped" it in. Like, would it matter which search engine linked the insurance company and undesirable association? The answer is no - but lets make pompous Glen Beck like pronouncements "I think we'd all agree" - well, no, we don't.

      You probably haven't noticed this - but for the last couple of months Slashdot has been flooded with people bashing Google. And all read from the same script like "dominant market share" "monopoly" as the first thing repeated often enough will make the second thing true just like Goebels promised. Of course it's never a monopoly "in the traditional sense" "or as simple as Wikipedia's definition" and when cornered the shills all point to "Google's self-interest in promoting the web" and how "search is not like other sectors of industry" while glazing over the fact that monopoly and market domination ain't the same thing. Vanilla icecream doesn't have a monopoly over chocolate - because it doesn't prevent or deter people from choosing chocolate. And the standard shill line is that the "usual definition" of "monopoly" here doesn't apply because "this is not the usual thing".

      Bullshit - it's just another lazy slob whining because everyone else did there homework, and doesn't smell like a chronic masturbator, that it' s not fair - the "swats" study to hard/have private tutors/better home lives - that the girls are being tricked by the guys that play on the football team.

      And just like all those shills when called - you withdraw the broad brush and start "safely ignoring" those things that backed the outrage in your original charges. "all over the world governments are investigating Google" is another catch cry (like proof of UFOs) - when in fact, in some parts of the world the lazy and greedy look at success and demand the tall poppy must be guilty of something. The rise of the stupid and mediocre in the usual cycle of burn, break and dumb everything down.

      The real tragedy is that when shareholders just like you manage to take control of the company away from techs and engineers - and replace them with the marketers (like Steve Balmer) - when Google does become evil - no one will listen to "us" (because by then Google will be hiring the lazy whiners like you, and listening to Hollywood and governments).

    22. Re:I'm sure... by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Look up "effective monopoly"

      In law you do not need to hold 100% to be considered a monopoly, however this in itself is (obviously!) not illegal. Only abusing your dominant position is illegal.

    23. Re:I'm sure... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was about the number of choices the consumer had.

      Does Google really have an effective monopoly?

      I don't use any of their products and services exclusively except Chrome. Chrome is not dominant at all. As far as search goes, I do use them most of the time I will admit, but they give the same answer every time so I tend to go to Stack Overflow, Wikipedia, TheFreeDictionary directly.

      Point taken, I am just wondering what the actual percentages are, and it would be ironic if I had to use Google to get it :)

    24. Re:I'm sure... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What the hell is your point? Does Google have a dominant market position or does it not? And if not, why not?

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    25. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exclusivity implies dominance, but dominance does not imply exclusivity. Google is the dominant search provider, but does not provide an exclusive service, and it certainly does not control online search. It is very influential though.

      "Exclusive" and "dominant" are not synonyms either!

    26. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case the monopolist is the state, who demanded Google delist the insurance company for "all possible and future combinations of potentially defamatory terms".

    27. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either way, this attempted ban probably contravenes EU laws on freedom of speech, competition and maybe consumer protection.

      Nope. Freedom of speech does not apply to Google because Google is a corporation not a person.

    28. Re:I'm sure... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      What if a bunch of people, due possibly to this very story, start searching for "Lyonnaise de Garantie litigious assholes"?

      About 463 results (0.60 seconds)

    29. Re:I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bing
      Baidu (largest search engine in the largest country)
      various others
      NOT A MONOPOLY, not even a MS-we-have-95%-share monopoly.

    30. Re:I'm sure... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      That sounds very familiar, thank you, I couldn't remember exactly who it was.

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  4. In the US too, at least as an option by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Every time someone rolls out something horrible like this they think it's a wunnerful thing. Well, not tal all of us. I find this stuff causes me to make typos far more often in searches, because of the distraction.

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    1. Re:In the US too, at least as an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried NoScript?

    2. Re:In the US too, at least as an option by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      Have you tried NoScript?

      Have to set it up in many places. I just wish "features" like autocomplete were disabled on default and the user was left to decide what they wanted to enable to enhance their experience. I find good ol' Google is getting on my nerves more often than not.

      They should adopt as a motto: Just because we can, should we?

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    3. Re:In the US too, at least as an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think their motto should be:

      Don't fucking use us, you whiny prick.

  5. The French are such prudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who woulda thunk it.

  6. Show some balls google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Show some balls google.

    Disable everything that is google in France for 1 day and blame it on the court. In 3-6 weeks, when you have a valid fix, silently put that in.

    1. Re:Show some balls google by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2

      Yes, Google. Cut off all of your ad revenue and break every Android phone in France for a day. And see who that hurts worse between Google and France.

    2. Re:Show some balls google by Skidborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, cheering for an already absurdly powerful tech company to irresponsibly throw its weight around every time someone steps on its toes seems like... well... a really terrible idea.

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    3. Re:Show some balls google by pclminion · · Score: 2

      Say you're the only plumber in a town of 1000 people. At a recent town meeting, the motion was passed to declare you "a douchebag." Thus irked, you decide to move to the next town, leaving the name-callers to fend for themselves. Now because you provided a vital service to customers, should you be legally forced to stay in business in town? Is moving out of town "throwing your weight around?"

    4. Re:Show some balls google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say you're the only plumber in a town of 1000 people. At a recent town meeting, the motion was passed to declare you "a douchebag." Thus irked, you decide to move to the next town, leaving the name-callers to fend for themselves. Now because you provided a vital service to customers, should you be legally forced to stay in business in town? Is moving out of town "throwing your weight around?"

      Not a particularly good analogy. More like that plumber stands around saying "oh well, nothing I can do about it" while the septic system backs up and covers said town in shit.

    5. Re:Show some balls google by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Since Google only gets ad revenue, I'm pretty confident that it would hurt France a LOT more.

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    6. Re:Show some balls google by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

      Not a particularly good analogy. More like that plumber stands around saying "oh well, nothing I can do about it" while the septic system backs up and covers said town in shit.

      That explains France.

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    7. Re:Show some balls google by Rennt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It might hurt France more - for one day. After that Google is back and nobody trusts their services not to disappear again on a whim. That WILL hurt Google. A lot. For months or years. Globally.

      It's a bad idea is what I am saying.

    8. Re:Show some balls google by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Or politicians will actually think twice about trying to pull stupid shit like this.

      And globally, countries will understand that Google won't put up with stupid shit.

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    9. Re:Show some balls google by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      So he moves to the next town, a town with another plumber who has a history of not abandoning everyone because their feelings are hurt. Would you start a long term business relationship with this plumber?

      The problem with Google is they can't simply shut off France for a day. That would have a long lasting effect on Google and only a short term one on France. Now closing up shop and leaving entirely is something that they can do, but then they would have to repair a lot of damage to their image if they wish to return.

    10. Re:Show some balls google by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Even so, the competitors of Google are also subject of the same laws, so there is no other service to leave Google for because of that.

    11. Re:Show some balls google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP here.

      That was my intent. I'd prefer that companies who can do something about stupid court orders DO SOMETHING.

      Heck, I wish google could end DRM and software patents and the Patriot Act and back-room agreements for the RIAA, MPAA and other "brands" that want government protection for free in the USA too.

      I guess google could call it "an outage", if that makes better business sense.

  7. Simple Solution by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whenever French users search for "Lyonnaise de Garantie," Google should just return "Your search - Lyonnaise de Garantie - did not match any documents." And then a list of competing insurance companies.

    There! Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Simple Solution by EdmundSS · · Score: 1

      Even better, a crowd-sourced Google Bomb...

    2. Re:Simple Solution by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whenever French users search for "Lyonnaise de Garantie," Google should just return "Your search - Lyonnaise de Garantie - did not match any documents." And then a list of competing insurance companies.

      There! Problem solved!

      Did you really mean Mayonnaise?

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    3. Re:Simple Solution by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well if enough stories about this get posted to the web that mention the fact that Lyonnaise de Garantie didn't want its name associated with "escroc" - then google will end up indexing a ton of instances where Lyonnaise de Garantie's name is associated with "escroc". In fact it may be enough instances of "escroc" being associated with Lyonnaise de Garantie, to "guarantee" (pun intended) that it turns up as a common result. I hope this story gets great coverage.

      Leglislating search results is just hopeless.

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    4. Re:Simple Solution by WRX+SKy · · Score: 1

      Hey look, another monopoly post by this fucktard. Monopoly means EXCLUSIVE supplier for a market. Alternative search engines exist, Google is not a monopoly.

    5. Re:Simple Solution by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Good thing no one ever thought Microsoft was a monopoly. Or AT&T. Or Standard Oil. Or US Steel. Because none of them had an EXCLUSIVE supply for a market.

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    6. Re:Simple Solution by kanweg · · Score: 1

      In effective terms a monopoly; being in control. Microsoft didn't get its ass kicked for being a monopoly. Being a monopoly is OK. *Abusing* its monopoly is what got it wrist-slapped in the US and fined in the EU.

      Bert

    7. Re:Simple Solution by houghi · · Score: 2

      Great idea. Just let Google wield their power and everybody who is against that must be punished.
      What if Microsoft would do such a thing?

      Google wants to play in other countries? Then play by their rules, no matter how stupid or silly they are. If you are unwilling or unable to do that, then please stop providing service there and close the office in Paris and every other country they are unwilling or unable to give their service by the local laws.

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    8. Re:Simple Solution by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Another solution is every time a country mandates stupid crap on google, every time visitors come from that country they see a list of the stupid crap below the usual google interface, with a list of phone numbers of people whose fault it is that you can call and complain to.

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    9. Re:Simple Solution by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone who doesnt understand the term *effective* monopoly.

    10. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that France has no rules for foreigners. It has rules for the french, and fuck everyone else.

    11. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent , that's what I think also...

      After a while, this company will complain of not being listed ... and Google will say : Sorry , guys, why do you want to be listed as you don't exist in our systems?

  8. Remove them from google indexes entirely. by mykos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You want corporate censorship? You got it. Be careful what you wish for.

    1. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by Mashiki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Didn't they do that a few years ago with some papers and such from Belgium, and then they came screaming back about it when their sites dropped around 80% of their traffic? I'm sure I read that here on /. a few days ago, well considering my memory it could have been a few years ago too.

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    2. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose Google could clean out the searches with SOPA.

    3. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's worse. Google was merely complying with a court order--sought by these newspapers themselves--to either pay the newspapers, or stop indexing them. Then, these newspapers lost 80% of their traffic, and decided to grant Google "permission" to disobey the court order they had just won at great expense.

    4. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Would've been sweet if Google decided to do no evil and heed the verdict to the letter. Sorry, can't do that, the judge has spoken.

      But you may start a lengthy process to nullify that verdict and piss off the court for wasting their time. And if you still exist by the time you have it canceled, we'll put you back on the index.

      Strange. Usually I'm not in favor of monopolies abusing their position...

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    5. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the part where the courts demands censorship from them anyway. Google simply takes this one step further and ensures no future lawsuits from the same company.

      And yes, google can censor their own search results if they wish. There is no law I know of which requires corporations not to censor information on their own property. Anti-censorship laws only apply to governments.

    6. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Strange. Usually I'm not in favor of monopolies abusing their position...

      But for google, we'll do everything :-)

    7. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by JeremyBanks · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard of this before, very interesting! Here's the /. post: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/11/07/16/0028255/belgian-newspapers-delisted-on-google

    8. Re:Remove them from google indexes entirely. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd side with MS if the other side was worse.

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  9. hmm by BeTeK · · Score: 2

    I have a thought. Google can block France completely...

  10. "Lyonnaise de Garantie crooks" by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know whether Lyonnaise de Garantie are crooks, but this is the mother of Streisand effects.

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  11. But are they? by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

    Crooks, that is? One really has to wonder how many people they had to screw over for this auto-complete suggestion to be show up. That sort of autocomplete result is usually an indication of a fairly large number of people using those words in the same general context. Even now, the sixth suggestion for them ends with problème....

    Maybe Google's argument should not have been that Google wasn't responsible, but rather that it's not libel if it is true (I'm assuming that this is the case under French law) or that it is not possible to defame something that is already a disgrace....

    More to the point, maybe the company in question should focus more on improving their image by actually improving their customer service instead of just metaphorically wallpapering over the rotting walls. If enough people think they are crooks to cause the Google search results to suggest this for several years in a row, that strongly suggests a very serious problem with the way they do business. I'm not saying that Lyonnaise de Garantie is a bunch of crooks, but they clearly have a serious image problem, and you can't cure that kind of problem by trying to sue people into silence. Doing so can only result in the Streisand Effect.

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    1. Re:But are they? by quantaman · · Score: 0

      Or it could be a lone customer or disgruntled ex-employee with a grudge, or a quirk in Google's association algorithms.

      I don't agree with this decision but it does bring up an interesting point. Say you're running an online store, and through no fault of your own something like this occurs, what do you do? Your business may not have done anything wrong, but depending on how you find customers it could have pretty severe financial consequences, and you may not have the Internet skills to combat whatever story or blog is causing the problem.

      I don't know if there's a good solution to this (suing Google certainly isn't it) but I do have some sympathy for companies in this position.

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    2. Re:But are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Google's argument should not have been that Google wasn't responsible, but rather that it's not libel if it is true (I'm assuming that this is the case under French law) or that it is not possible to defame something that is already a disgrace....

      The original text of the judgement is here: http://www.legalis.net/spip.php?page=jurisprudence-decision&id_article=3303
      Google argues that it wasn't libel (french: délit d’injure publique), since it wasn't an expression of human thought. They argue that to publish something is an "intellectual act", and that therefor the auto-complete is not in fact a publication.

      The judges obviously didn't agree.

    3. Re:But are they? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, all it takes is a story on a board like bash.org or xkcd or something similar that people remember and pull out as an example.

      Try it. Type "little bobby" into the google search bar and guess what the first autocomplete result is.

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    4. Re:But are they? by MagicM · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that Lyonnaise de Garantie is a bunch of crooks

      Google now thinks you did.

    5. Re:But are they? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but "Little Bobby" is not the name of a major company. There are probably hundreds of thousands of pages (if not millions) that link to or talk about that company. The number of them that use words like "crook" should be pretty low, statistically. The chances of such a word being frequently used in connection with that company due to a fluke or one brilliantly net-savvy person with a grudge should be fairly remote. Unless Google's algorithm absolutely sucks, it's far more likely that a lot of people legitimately criticized this business, and they got mad and decided to sue the messenger.

      Either way, this is why most businesses over a certain size have entire teams of people that scour the web for unfavorable comments about their business and try to find ways to resolve the situation amicably. If their business isn't doing that, then IMO, it's their own damn fault that their name is associated with such words, whether they are crooks or aren't. Resolving disputes is simply part of doing business as a high-profile company.

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    6. Re:But are they? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd guess the sensible thing to do would have been to find out just WHY these words come up in this context. Did someone pull a stunt akin to a Google bomb? If so, then yes, Google should be required to remove the offending autocompletion.

      I guess the judge couldn't be assed to actually find out why that combination of words comes up that often...

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    7. Re:But are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying that Lyonnaise de Garantie is a bunch of crooks

      Google now thinks you did.

      Thing is they are an Insurance Company that means they are a bunch of thieving coniving conmen scum.

    8. Re:But are they? by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 1

      Your guarded talk is amusing.

      Lyonnaise de Garantie in my opinion must, empirically, be a bunch of crooks.

      I don't see any other way of explaining their actions here. Were they not crooks, they should feel no need at all to stop potential customers from asking the question "are Lyonnaise de Garantie a bunch of crooks?", since their potential customers should be quickly come up with the answer "no".

      The fact they were so desperate to suppress this question carries the clear implication that they believe the most likely answer that potential customers will come up with is "yes". By taking this action they themselves seem to me to be saying "we're crooks".

      Their use of lawyers is in my opinion an attempt at bullying to get their own way - the actions of a bunch of crooks.

      Besides which, they're an insurance company. As such in my experience they are by definition crooks - exploiting and overcharging the weak, vulnerable, and needy.

    9. Re:But are they? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      you know black hat SEO's have managed to game the suggest algo?

    10. Re:But are they? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Either way, this is why most businesses over a certain size have entire teams of people that scour the web for unfavorable comments about their business and try to find ways to resolve the situation amicably.

      Ironically enough, google itself doesn't do this, and they don't even have a mail address for complaints against their mail infrastructure (if google groups spams you) or search engine (if it picks up stuff which are not links, or clearly marked rel="nofollow", giving an incentive to spammers to vandalize wikis)

    11. Re:But are they? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It is reported, I don't know how honestly, that it is official Lyonnaise de Garantie company policy to not pay off insurace claims until the claimant has gone to court and received a court order that they should pay them off. Were I one of their customers, I'd consider them crooks.

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  12. Well, now the term escroc is relevant by dmomo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now "Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc" is a valid Google term, because I may have heard about this ruling and want to read more about it. So, auto-suggesting as such is highly relevant to me.

    1. Re:Well, now the term escroc is relevant by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Well that query works in Bing. :)

  13. Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinion by BrynM · · Score: 4, Informative

    Frankly, I like having the suggestions pop up (and not just for the fun factor). There have been times that a suggested result reveals the truth of something when the marketing and SEO have worked to whitewash the search results themselves. When people run into problems with a product, they will search for their problem rather than the marketing speak. I wish I could give my real examples, but I'm contractually/legally obligated not to. I'll contrive a working one instead (though the contrived one is not as solid as my real examples...).

    Contrived example: Pop the words "MS Antivirus" into google search. "MS Antivirus" is a name of a piece of malware posing as security software. For me, the third suggested search is "MS Antivirus malware". Without having that there, the search results for "MS Antivirus" that declare it as malware are all below the fold. The results for "MS Antivirus malware" have the wikipedia entry for the malware itself as the first result.

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  14. Gold old /. business plan by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

    1. Do enough bad things that people in your country start adding their word for "crook" to searches with your trademark
    2. Sue Google instead of fixing your reputation problem
    3. ?????
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:Gold old /. business plan by artor3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Better plan:

      1. Do enough bad things that people in your country start adding their word for "crook" to searches with your trademark
      2. Sue Google. And Bing and Yahoo and Yelp and so on!
      3. Profit! (through the lawsuits)
      4. Profit more! (because your crappy customer service no longer hurts you now that all review aggregators are forced to hide it)

  15. All searches associated with them? by margeman2k3 · · Score: 1

    That includes searches like "crook Lyonnaise de Garantie" and "is Lyonnaise de Garantie a crook?".
    I'm rather curious to see what Google does.

    1. Re:All searches associated with them? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Especially with a lot of online magazines probably carrying a story titled something like "Lyonnaise de Garantie sues Google over being being labeled escrocs"...

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  16. Bad move... by teknx · · Score: 1

    If that company just ignored it, no one would care. But filing a lawsuit has brought it to the attention of the internets. They are probably going to experience what I call the Santorum effect.

  17. Purely my opinion by MLCT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc?

    I don't know whether Lyonnaise de Garantie are crooks, but I do know that they tried to censor the web to remove any association between Lyonnaise de Garantie and crooks, or as the French say, Lyonnaise de Garantie and escroc. Which is interesting. I wonder what Ms Streisand in her lovely beach house has to say about it all.

  18. Well done, you've lost a potential customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm French, I didn't even know Lyonnaise de Garantie, and I sure as hell will never subscribe an insurance with them.

  19. Streisand effect in 3... 2... 1... by gman003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So Lyonnaise de Garantie's website no longer shows up on searches for escroc. But I bet a fortune that "Lyonnaise de Garantie sues to stop being called escrocs" news reports will soon be one of the top search results for "escroc".

    After all, I doubt the ruling covers news stories written, published and hosted by third parties.

    1. Re:Streisand effect in 3... 2... 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GOOGLE SEARCH:
      "Lyonnaise de Garantie" escroc

      About 30,400 results (0.23 seconds)

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  20. Here's what we should do by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you're on Facebook, post a new status message "Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc" - be sure it's flagged "Public" rather than "Friends only" or whatever. Tweet it too, if you're so inclined.

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  21. Apple Troll Overly Critical Guy/bonch/etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey look! It's another one of Apple Troll bonch's alt accounts?

    http://slashdot.org/~bonch
    http://slashdot.org/~Overly%20Critical%20Guy ...

  22. Whatever happened to Quaero? by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    The search engine project pushed by the French government?

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    1. Re:Whatever happened to Quaero? by broknstrngz · · Score: 1

      It eventually fell off the cliff.

    2. Re:Whatever happened to Quaero? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      It surrendered. Duh.

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    3. Re:Whatever happened to Quaero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In case anyone is really interested: 15 minutes of googling and web browsing indicates that Quaero is an EU-funded research project that develops multilingual text-to-speech technology and image search technology. That's what they are doing and their results have been commercialized by several European enterprise software houses like Exalead. Apparently the French government couldn't find any more relevant or competent takers for their "French search engine" funding, so the Quaero partners have paid some lip service for that idea.

    4. Re:Whatever happened to Quaero? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It surrendered.

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    5. Re:Whatever happened to Quaero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: instead of text-to-speech I meant speech-to-text, i.e. converting audio into text for search purposes.

  23. Good Fun by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Just sent some spam via http://www.lyonnaise-de-garantie.com/contact.php
    Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC Lyonnaise de Garanti ESCROC

    1. Re:Good Fun by AverageWindowsUser · · Score: 1

      Instead of sending them spam, why don't you tell them that there is something on their site which you don't like and that they better remove it. Let's see if it works both ways. I doubt it.

    2. Re:Good Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their captcha is machine readable just by looking at the image names in the html. Let's whip up a script and really get the spam going.

  24. troll post by fred911 · · Score: 0

    Sorry but..

    Fuck the French.

    Just my ignorant opinion.

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    1. Re:troll post by BrynM · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great Zappa quote for you: "There is no hell... There is only... France."

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  25. Why, Santorum really is patriotic! by Almonday · · Score: 1

    No, not like that.*

    *Well, maybe.

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  26. Does Google Suggest "Lyonnaise de Garantie crook"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't appear to... Yet.

  27. P.S. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP POSTING THIS MONOPOLY CRAP. You're the only one pushing it, and it certainly hasn't been established as a fact in any court I've heard of. If it *had*, Microsoft would be all over it...

    By the way, I forgot to mention this in the last post, but Samuel Miller, the DOJ prosecutor who went after Microsoft also considers them a monopoly. So your statement about Microsoft is somewhat amusing in restrospect.

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    1. Re:P.S. by electron+sponge · · Score: 1

      FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP POSTING THIS MONOPOLY CRAP. You're the only one pushing it, and it certainly hasn't been established as a fact in any court I've heard of. If it *had*, Microsoft would be all over it...

      By the way, I forgot to mention this in the last post, but Samuel Miller, the DOJ prosecutor who went after Microsoft also considers them a monopoly. So your statement about Microsoft is somewhat amusing in restrospect.

      Yeah, well, that's like, his opinion, man.

      Also, I'd characterize your argument here as a fallacious appeal to authority.

    2. Re:P.S. by TaoJones · · Score: 1

      My hovercraft is full of eels.

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    3. Re:P.S. by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      By the way, I forgot to mention this in the last post, but Samuel Miller, the DOJ prosecutor who went after Microsoft also considers them a monopoly. So your statement about Microsoft is somewhat amusing in restrospect.

      Retrospect. It's spelled retrospect.

      And... a prosecutor thinks someone is guilty of something? I guess that makes them guilty. Fucktard.

  28. Re:Apple Troll Overly Critical Guy/bonch/etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent post is written by NicknameOne/Galestar/flurp, a crazed anti-Apple troll who thinks EVERYONE is part of a conspiracy if they're even remotely critical of his employer, Google. If you look through his posting history, you see he even admits to using open proxies.

  29. Be careful what you ask for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To prevent escrocs, crook, idiot, fool, and any other negative comment from completing "Lyonnaise de Garantie", Google should remove "Lyonnaise de Garantie" from its autocompleter.

  30. Slashdot, Google, monopoly, and moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, google does not have a monopoly on search engines, as that is not a service it sells. Google's business is in online advertisement, which it is not a monopoly (although it does have a massive chunk of the industry).

    Google most definitely has a monopoly in web advertising...it's why they're being investigated in Europe for antitrust. The DOJ lead who went after Microsoft ten years ago considers Google a monopoly, and Eric Schmidt told the U.S. Senate that Google was "in the area" of being a monopoly. I think there's so much resistance to admitting it on Slashdot because "monopoly!" was an anti-Microsoft rallying cry for so many years, and to put Google in the same boat kind of stings a little.

    I have to say, though, that watching the moderators attack anyone who even dares utter the words "monopoly" and "Google" in the same sentence is both amusing and sad. How many ongoing investigations are there of Google right now, particularly in Europe? I mean, come on. It's not trolling to point out that Google is friggin' huge.

    1. Re:Slashdot, Google, monopoly, and moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the reason slashdot crowd is moderating those comments are because most of the investigations have been funded by Google's rivals - especially Microsoft. Microsoft submitted a formal complaint to start the investigation in the EU. Since they have not been able to gain much success either in the search or the mobile markets they are resorting to litigation as usual.

    2. Re:Slashdot, Google, monopoly, and moderation by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Google most definitely has a monopoly in web advertising...it's why they're being investigated in Europe for antitrust.

      Then why investigate? Now that they have started investigating, by your logic we already know they're guilty!

  31. Google bomb by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    in 3, 2, 1...

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  32. The defense is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google had argued that it was not liable since the word, added under Google Suggest, was the result of an automatic algorithm and did not come from human thought

    That's not true. The autocompleter put those two terms together because many web pages (created from human thought) and/or searches (created from human thought) used those two terms together.

    There was human thought, but it wasn't by Google employees, so liability is being misapplied.

  33. crybabies by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    They really need to get a life. If Google offends you then DON'T USE GOOGLE. No one is forcing you.

    Is this really what this world is turning into? A bunch of whiny pansies.

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    1. Re:crybabies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, you must be new here to planet earth.

      The short answer is yes.. Yes we are all a bunch of whiny little pusswads now.
      And expanding our lameness by the day. If you want proof just read/watch the news.

    2. Re:crybabies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world was always like this.

    3. Re:crybabies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this really what this world is turning into? A bunch of whiny pansies.

      Yes.

  34. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    For me, the third suggested search is "MS Antivirus malware". Without having that there, the search results for "MS Antivirus" that declare it as malware are all below the fold. The results for "MS Antivirus malware" have the wikipedia entry for the malware itself as the first result.

    Sounds like a limitation of Google's ranking algorithm to me. Shouldn't they fix the ranking, rather than rely on an extral UI layer (aka "suggested search", that may or may not be turned on for a user)?

    If you notice incorrect rankings, you should probably report them to Google, so they can tweak the signal weights.

  35. Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lyonnaise de Garantie is the problem here, not the French government. Sure, this is a bad ruling, but that happens all the time in court systems. Simply put, they are trying to litigate away someone's opinion of them. I find this sort of behavior to be the most base form of bullying, and I feel obligated to contribute to the 'Streisand Effect'...

    In my opinion, the French firm Lyonnaise de Garantie to a man, are worse than crooks. They are the most foul and debase degenerates, slime of the lowest order. Fuck them, they are pox on the world and a waste of air. To call them a pack of worthless cunts would bring shame to roving packs of worthless cunts. Jean-Luc Berho, the VP of the company cannot bring himself to orgasm without unless he chokes a dog to death. Jean-Jacques Olivié, the president of that slithering pack of reptilians, cannot be trusted not to accidentally choke himself to death if left unattended with a stale croissant. May he catch syphilis from a drunken Armenian mule. Insurance frauds could learn something from these thieves, as could lamprey and other tubular blood sucking vermin.

    But, hey, I could be wrong. After all, it is just an opinion.

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    1. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lyonnaise de Garantie is the problem here, not the French government. Sure, this is a bad ruling, but that happens all the time in court systems. Simply put, they are trying to litigate away someone's opinion of them.

      This is not a bad ruling at all. Google spent the time and effort to avoid this autocomplete behavior in ENGLISH. In fact, it was already done when autocomplete went live. But it appears as though Google simply ignored all other languages.

      Google has a very hard time arguing that they are not responsible for the results when their own actions demonstrate that they knew it was a bad idea to let the algorithm run without a blacklist. And so far, judges are not at all impressed. This is not the first time they have lost a case like this.

      I read people on Slashdot from time to time that talk about taking their job seriously and being responsible for their work. Well here you fucking go. This is irresponsible behavior by what was probably a whole chain of command of people inside Google.

    2. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, of course they should blacklist all combinations of any company + scam|crooks|liars|..., because that's all just defamation anyways.

      It's not like scams happen and it's not like people state their opinions, it's just Google being nasty.

    3. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Paypal would support that!

      http://www.paypalsucks.com/

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    4. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for posting this. Made me laugh for at least 10 min.

    5. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you dont like 'em, then please STOP LINKING to them. Now they got Rank from Slashdot!
      Bad sites should only be plaintext, or less.

      Only link to sites you *like*.

    6. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by Subm · · Score: 1

      "In my opinion, the French firm Lyonnaise de Garantie to a man, are worse than crooks. They are the most foul and debase degenerates, slime of the lowest order. Fuck them, they are pox on the world and a waste of air. To call them a pack of worthless cunts would bring shame to roving packs of worthless cunts. Jean-Luc Berho, the VP of the company cannot bring himself to orgasm without unless he chokes a dog to death. Jean-Jacques Olivié, the president of that slithering pack of reptilians, cannot be trusted not to accidentally choke himself to death if left unattended with a stale croissant. May he catch syphilis from a drunken Armenian mule. Insurance frauds could learn something from these thieves, as could lamprey and other tubular blood sucking vermin."

      In that case, can crooks sue Google for including Lyonnaise de Garantie in a search with them?

    7. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't 'get' the Intarwebz by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the French firm Lyonnaise de Garantie to a man, are worse than crooks. They are the most foul and debase degenerates, slime of the lowest order. Fuck them, they are pox on the world and a waste of air. To call them a pack of worthless cunts would bring shame to roving packs of worthless cunts. Jean-Luc Berho, the VP of the company cannot bring himself to orgasm without unless he chokes a dog to death. Jean-Jacques Olivié, the president of that slithering pack of reptilians, cannot be trusted not to accidentally choke himself to death if left unattended with a stale croissant. May he catch syphilis from a drunken Armenian mule. Insurance frauds could learn something from these thieves, as could lamprey and other tubular blood sucking vermin.

      And, worst of all, they are associated with the Church of Scientology, and their fire insurance won't pay for damages caused by intergalactic volcanoes. Na, there goes your comment!

  36. Blocking France Completely by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    I was going to suggest something similar: remove their physical footprint from that bizarre regime's jurisdiction & put a 'Sorry' page up in place of Google.fr. (French users could go to another French-language-centric Google incarnation, and Google could still index France-specific results from elsewhere.)

    1. Re:Blocking France Completely by Sudline · · Score: 1

      If Google was directed by all these "advisers" I doubt they would have 0.01% of market shares.

    2. Re:Blocking France Completely by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I was going to suggest something similar: remove their physical footprint from that bizarre regime's jurisdiction & put a 'Sorry' page up in place of Google.fr.

      Google would be flirting with another law-suit if they did so. Indeed, in France, according to the Loi Toubon it would have to say "Excusez-nous".

  37. Whoops! Lmfao... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now that they decided to sue because of this and the word "escroc" is posted on so many pages on the Internet along with "Lyonnaise de Garantie," it is now absolutely VALID to have a search of "escroc" return "Lyonnaise de Garantie."

    So, though their argument WAS valid beforehand, it's ridiculous to force them to remove results now because their own actions made the search result into a valid one...

    Also, perhaps they should look into their business practices? Maybe there's a reason that word came up with their company? The phrase "me thinks thou doth protest too much" comes to mind.

    P.S. - I know that quote above is one that started out as a misquote and then its misquote ended up being famous even though it's an error...it's the misquote that's valid for these purposes, though...

  38. Re:France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who gives a crap what those commies think? I frown on hairy armpits, tell les femmes to remove that nasty.

    Are you sure you know what the word communist means? I doubt it.

  39. new web campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start putting into search engines the following words. "Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc crooks ladrones vigaristas k gian oplichters Gauner ". When that is high enough index on the search site, it will show up as an auto-complete option for the company. (translations of "crooks" made possible by google translate).

  40. Google, remove them completely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google, remove them completely! No more reasons to complain...

  41. id tell the court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YUP no prob we'll remove all referances ot you, your company and anyhting aobut you and your products and business. NO PROBLEM
    and to boot for a month we're halving costs for insurance companies ot advertisie on google google + etc except of course that company we can't use name or whatever.

    yup that works

  42. Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    For profit insurance companies always lose in comparison to mutual companies.That profit margin has got to come from somewhere.

    For-profit insurance companies are crooked by design and run and staffed by blood-sucking larcenous cretins.

    Insurance should be a strictly not-for-profit business, period.

    Come the revolution, insurance "executives" had better pray that there is only enough rope in supply to take care of Wall Street executions, er, "executives".

    1. Re:Wrong conclusion. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For profit insurance companies always lose in comparison to mutual companies.That profit margin has got to come from somewhere.

      For-profit insurance companies are crooked by design and run and staffed by blood-sucking larcenous cretins.

      Insurance should be a strictly not-for-profit business, period.

      Come the revolution, insurance "executives" had better pray that there is only enough rope in supply to take care of Wall Street executions, er, "executives".

      Insurance fills the role that used to be filled by a sense of community and good neighbourliness. Insurance exists because when you see the misfortunate, you turn your eyes and walk on by. Not you personally, mister anonymous coward. ALL OF YOU.

      Wall Street executives exist because, collectively, you will only work when you see something in it for you, right away. If you would be industrious without receiving money in exchange and find ways to organize yourselves, Wall Street would be rendered obsolete instantly. You get used and cheated and swindled because it's the only way to get you off your fucking asses. You really don't deserve any better.

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    2. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Clsid · · Score: 2

      It was called communism, and it failed miserably. That expectation of receiving money for your work was changed for, go work or else.

    3. Re:Wrong conclusion. by tbird81 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Give that smelly homeless cunt some of your money then you sanctimonious prick.

    4. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Rennt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's getting pretty tenuous to dismiss communism as "failed", based on the relative "success" of capitalism at this point. But I don't think ShieldW0lf was talking about communism at all. Collective ownership and organization does not require centralized control. Capitalism is a form of distributed ownership and organization with efficient distribution of resources provided by a bit of Game Theory. Or that is the idea anyway.

      The whole point of Game Theory is to structure the rules of the game to encourage the behavior your want and discourage the behavior you don't. We do this at a economy-level game with regulation. The current rules encourage exploitation - "You get used and cheated and swindled because it's the only way to get you off your fucking asses." - but this can be fixed without resorting to communism.

    5. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was called communism

      Which type of communism? Just like some types of capitalism fail miserably, I suspect that's the case with communism, as well. That's not to say I believe in communism, but that doesn't mean that it won't work.

    6. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was called communism, and it failed miserably. That expectation of receiving money for your work was changed for, go work or else.

      "There is talk about the failure of socialism, yet where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia, and Latin America? Where is the success of capitalism in places where thousands of millions of people live? I believe that the failure of capitalism should be discussed as much as the failure of socialism in a small number of countries. Capitalism failed in more than 100 countries, which now face a truly desperate situation." - Fidel Castro, 1991.

      And communism was never tried, not in a large scale. Try to read about its ideas before you make a fool of yourself again, or at least refrain from talking about what you don't understand. And that goes for other topics too, if you have no idea what it is about your uneducated opinion is irrelevant.

    7. Re:Wrong conclusion. by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      Ah - the perpetual lament of the blind idealist.

      "It will work next time, honest"

      Santanyana hit the nail on the head when he said:

      Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

    8. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No - insurance PRETENDS to fill this role, and then uses the large pool of cash it gains access to to cruelly exploit the weak.

      I am not opposed to insurance as a concept - but it will only work with strong state regulation to contain its excesses.

      Obviously I do not live in America, where exploiting the weak is considered a virtuous act and to be applauded, especially if it makes you rich. Most bizarely, this belief seems to be as strong in the exploited as in everyone else..

      Here in Europe, most people know (often from the experience of close family) that, while they, personally, may be strong now, they could easily be weak tomorrow. Those that don't believe this were given too free a rein lately - and now we are in a mess.

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    9. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Wow, there wasn't communism, nor socialism in any sense in 20th century (ok, maybe in Israel farms like small microcosms). Please stop spread this myth. Also before that get to know a USSR history a little. It was a bloody mess at the beginning, but no one denies, that there was several socialist things that worked in late 20th century. Unfortunately, we are happily to jump on conclusions on black and white very soon.

      Btw, communism and socialism differs a little bit. Communism was planned a very special way as "socialism from under" for industrial age and thinking. You know, in the world when countries could decide (not only Communist ones) to kill millions and get away with it. It turned out into bloodbath, but not only innocent blood were spent. Both sides competed for minds and thoughts of the people in the very barbaric way (Russia 1917, read about it man).

      For me Communism as Marx ideology is tainted because of bloodshed and unwillingness to listen and reason with opposition of idea (less people, less problem, Stalin un Lenin could have said. In difference, Lenin understood that it can't go on like that forever). *However* I'm very strong socialist and not because have been idealist for most of my life. For very long time in my twenties I thought - well, capitalism isn't that bad if you try to balance it out with doing good while trying to survive in these jungles. But in the end I understood that those with power and money grabbing genes - they just don't listen. I have been direct contact with some of them in my country. Some of them would like to get out of this game, but can't.

      Thriving on primitive survival instinct without *understanding* how to handle it - that's what will kill capitalism, like it or not. And with itself humanity, if it won't get it's act together and start to think a new way to live. No one says that it has to be very revolutionary, but we must *evolve* in our thoughts how to survive together. How to handle our primitiveness and same time adaptiveness and willingness to see common goal.

      p.s. and please don't mix Stalinism (as Stalin and North Korea) with rest of socialism and Communism. Thank you.

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    10. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Which is why Credit Unions have gone out of business ;).

      Please read Karl Marx - and then study how mutual companies work. Mutual companies, like Credit Unions, are owned by those with share in them (in essence those who are insured own the company). They still make a profit, but it is distributed back to the shareholders - the insured. In addition, the management does not have a conflict of interest - to work for their customers by minimizing their costs and to work for their shareholders. Instead the interests of the customers and the shareholders are aligned by making them one and the same.

    11. Re:Wrong conclusion. by sFurbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "There is talk about the failure of socialism, yet where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia, and Latin America?"

      He was correct, if you didn't count Japan, Singapore, Mexico, Argentina, Hong Kong or South Korea, which is a round-about way of saying that he was wrong. True, Africa south of Sahara isn't doing great, but that doesn't seem to correlate with economic model, and has more to do with the lack of infrastructure and protection of property rights. But then, quoting a communist despot on the success of capitalism is like quoting a catholic priest on the succes of the gay right movement: Unless you are doing it to ridicule the quotee, you are not doing your argument or your credibilty any favors.

    12. Re:Wrong conclusion. by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      You left out USA with 50% of people now either poor or in poverty (50 million in poverty).

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    13. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before being arrogant, start by learning about what you are talking about.
      http://www.ted.com/talks/hans_rosling_reveals_new_insights_on_poverty.html

      Level of life in Africa and Asia has been on the rise since the middle of last century.
      Latin America has country like Brasil which is rising at an incredible speed.
      In Asia country like Singapour, China and Corea are leading the world in some domains without talking about Japan.
      The countries lagging behind are the one where free markets where impossible to implement due to political unrests.

      Sorry to say you that but Capitalism have worked. It has even worked incredibly well.

    14. Re:Wrong conclusion. by marcosdumay · · Score: 2

      Capitalism didn't fail. Democracy did. And a particular implementation of it, it is probably not an inherent failure.

      If the US and EU are experiencing that depression it is because of government fraud. And that isn't a feature of Capitalism.

      Worldwide people should start rethinking their government.

    15. Re:Wrong conclusion. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Latin America has Chile, that become rich applying the neoliberal agenda with a small dose of criticism.

    16. Re:Wrong conclusion. by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "And communism was never tried, not in a large scale"

      That's because real communism fails long before a situation can ever get to a "large scale". Communism does appear to work with small to modestly sized communities, but once the number of people grows beyond a certain size, communism starts to break down because of unavoidable human condition factors such as greed and laziness. Communism only works as long as there are enough people in it that are willing, for whatever reason, to work for each other and give to each other. As the number of people who may not share this ideal reaches a critical mass in any community, it quickly outweighs the rest of that community's ability to support itself, and the system falls apart. The general breaking point for communism appears to be when the group becomes large enough for people to not feel any personal obligation to the society as a whole, which, owing to size limits on the number of people that any one person can directly socialize with on any level, coupled with the fact that subgroups inevitably form where everybody knows everybody in the subgroup, and they mostly socialize only with eachother, in practice seems to be no more than several hundred people. Larger groups can have limited apparent success at implementing communism, but in practice, it is always shown that they cannot sustain themselves indefinitely, and the system invariably falls apart.

    17. Re:Wrong conclusion. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Give that smelly homeless cunt some of your money then you sanctimonious prick.

      I prefer to do things like plant perennial food bearing plants around my community and organize the donation of food I grew to the hungry and invest put time, effort and money into pushing the RepRap project forward. But I've personally provided housing to close to a hundred homeless people who needed it over the years, and helped them get work.

      I walk the walk, asshole.

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    18. Re:Wrong conclusion. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Right. The Amish are out there being communists. You fucking moron.

      It was called community values, and America USED to have it, just like they USED to require that a corporation demonstrate on an ongoing basis that it served the public good to exist.

      It always amazes me when Americans say that communism failed when they've been fighting it as a nation for over 50 years and now have their lips locked in a death grip on China's teat. It's like there are stupid pills in their water supply.

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    19. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quoting a communist despot on the success of capitalism is like quoting a catholic priest on the succes of the gay right movement: Unless you are doing it to ridicule the quotee, you are not doing your argument or your credibilty any favors.

      Hmm. I just looked back up the thread, and I notably do not observe you anywhere complaining about people quoting capitalist opinions on the success of communism ...

    20. Re:Wrong conclusion. by ianare · · Score: 1

      Right, Europeans have never exploited anyone, and certainly haven't built up wealth as a result of exploitation.

    21. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that the conversation is still framed in terms of those binary opposites when the earth's most vibrant societies clearly combine ideas from capitalism, socialism, and many other frameworks.

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    22. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again; A lot of stuff didn't work in Africa. In the end a lot of the countries in Africa seem to endup with either despots or REALLY corrupt goverments.

    23. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Communism was never tried, not on a large scale." Are you an American presidential candidate? Here another bit of information for you; nor were fascism and national socialism. Mussolini was a famous opera singer and Himmler ran a charity for homeless children. Joseph Stalin ofcourse is the composer of 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round Your Old Oak Tree'.

    24. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US has ~9% unemployment, and that is supposed to be a massive indictment of the failure of capitalism? Really?

    25. Re:Wrong conclusion. by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 2

      One thing to be said about communism is that they built to last, and not to throw away. Once we start drowning in our own waste, the "success" of capitalism and rapant consumerism will be reassessed.

    26. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not that. Capitalism failed but you're still free, you can think and say what you want. Communism requires a dictatorship ("of the people"), and has as its excuse, the rights of the worker, who is "not being exploited." If communism fails to produce a higher standard of living for workers, its excuse for a dictatorship disappears. In other words, it doesn't matter how bad capitalism gets, the reason you have free speech and so on INSTEAD OF HAVING IT TAKEN AWAY IN THE NAME OF THE PEOPLE is justified by the lack of production and higher standard of living on the communist side (taking thsee rights and property away on Marxist principles and forbidding anyone to question these); not by failure to produce this on the capitalist side, since sure you're poor, but at least you're free.

    27. Re:Wrong conclusion. by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Communism *can't* be tried on a large scale, because it doesn 't scale. It is arguably the best form of government for a group of fewer than 50 people...provided that the group is allowed to kick out members for willful sponging. And the groups can be quite democratic, though they often aren't. (Communism and democratic are not antithetical. They speak to different aspects of life.)

      OTOH, no successful group remains communist. (Please note the lower case c. It was there in the prior paragraph too, but the word was always sentence initial, so you couldn't tell.) It grows, and then it either stops being communist, or stops being successful.

      Socialism is an attempt to take the ideals of communism and apply them on a much larger scale. It seems to work fairly well.

      If, on the other hand, you meant Marx-Lenin-ism, that isn't any longer communism, however it may have tried to cloak itself. And it wasn't that much of a success, until it was blended with Stalinism, at which point it became moderately successful, even if extremely unpleasant. (Successful and pleasant are also not antithetical, but neither are they identical.) The more appropriate name for such a system is Tyrrany. Or Autocracy. Such systems, under sane leadership, can be quite successful, and over time tend to turn into Monarchies. (But it takes two or three generations of leadership.)

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    28. Re:Wrong conclusion. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No, he wasn't wrong. One alwasy needs to consider the failures as well as the successes if one wants to understand the basis for success.

      OTOH, he was being an orator, and only bringing up the points he wanted to you to attend to. Never trust an orator. Even when he tells the truth, he's lying.

      But he was more honest than most political speeches that you'll hear this year.

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    29. Re:Wrong conclusion. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think it's stronger in the exploited than in most of the less exploited. The strong don't feel that it's right, in fact they feel a bit guilty about it. They just don't let the guilt stop them.

      As for the belief that it's right... that goes back to an old religious belief that the Puritans, among others of the time, had that the favor of God was demonstrated by success in this world, and that therefore anything that you do which increases your success if justified because it shows that God favors you more.

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    30. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing you said was true. You make a fine socialist.

    31. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out USA with 50% of people now either poor or in poverty (50 million in poverty).

      Of course, that is by US definitions of "poor" and "poverty". Compare the US definitions to those of Africa, Asia and Latin America.

    32. Re:Wrong conclusion. by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Government fraud? really?

    33. Re:Wrong conclusion. by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      It's like there are stupid pills in their water supply.

      Flouride?

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    34. Re:Wrong conclusion. by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I walk the walk, asshole.

      Thank you for that

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    35. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It always amazes me when Americans say that communism failed when they've been fighting it as a nation for over 50 years and now have their lips locked in a death grip on China's teat.

      The reason it amazes you is that you're conveniently forgetting that China grows more capitalistic with every passing year. Also, China is at least as dependent on the US as the US is on China.

    36. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And communism was never tried, not in a large scale. Try to read about its ideas before you make a fool of yourself again, or at least refrain from talking about what you don't understand. And that goes for other topics too, if you have no idea what it is about your uneducated opinion is irrelevant.

      If USSR and North Korea and China don't count, because those aren't real communist states, then none of the capitalist states count either. Grow up and admit that communism is loaded with a history of failures and brutal regimes rather than trying this revisionist history nonsense.

    37. Re:Wrong conclusion. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I walk the walk, asshole.

      Thank you for that

      You are welcome.

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    38. Re:Wrong conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has never been valid to use experience as a means of dismissing these systems of social organization, because at no time have the requirements for natural scientific methodology been met. To say that communism(or capitalism) leads to 'x' by pointing to examples where communism(or capitalism) have been the dominant method of ordering society at a time when that society has done poorly is simply an admission of ignorance about observational rigor. Unless other variables can be controlled for, and unless tests can be repeated and confirmed, using these correlations is just another example of the flawed method of positivist thinking.

      There are methods for investigating the consequences of these systems, but it is not in simply picking two variables that correlate and shout 'eureka!'.

    39. Re:Wrong conclusion. by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      " yet where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia, and Latin America?" implies there is none. That was flat out wrong when he said is, and even more wrong today.

  43. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by BrynM · · Score: 1

    They are two different things. The suggest search is accumulated from the phrases people search with. The results are governed by the search rankings.

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  44. Never mind... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...posting to remove a misapplied moderation. How about either (a) an undo option or (b) a moderation widget that's robust against bumped elbows, Slashdot?

    1. Re:Never mind... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Amen... I've clicked the wrong moderation and had to undo with a post too many times. Doesn't that imply that something's wrong with the interface?
      Even a divider between the negative and positive moderations would help.

  45. What gets my goat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that when I am going to buy a product or use a service from a company I do not know much about, I will google it. If I find many negative responses then I am less likely to trust that product or company.
    This sounds a little like sweeping bad rubbish under the carpet and turning customers into mushrooms...waait this sounds like what happened with the GFC people sweeping and hiding bad shit under the carpet.

    Honesty and openness I value, and I can trust(just a little) a company a bit more if they at least admit they screwed up.

  46. Chilling effects by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    Google was also fined money (the linked article didn't specify if the money was paid to the plaintiffs or just to the French courts). I wonder if Google pointed out in their briefs that the French courts taking this action would more or less make it impractical, from a business point of view, for Google (or any other search provider, for that matter) to ever return unflattering results from any search. Why?

    1. The decision means that it is bad business for Google to ignore any explicit request to remove unflattering results.
    2. Once enough different requests are in to remove "MyBusinessName scam" for different values of MyBusinessName, it will eventually become impractical to filter these results except by removing all results containing "scam".

    Are Europeans on the eve of a new, wonderfully utopian view of the net? One wonders what a search for "Greece debt" would look like. Probably the first entry would be about ponies.

  47. Algorithms Kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so to legally murder someone I can create an algorithm, since gee golly, it was the algorithms fault. No wonder embedded medical device programming has correctness problems (i.e., lawsuits, invalid calibration that gives people cancer, etc.).

    1. Re:Algorithms Kill by ikegami · · Score: 1

      The difference is that committing a murder is illegal, but reporting that "escroc" is commonly associated with "Lyonnaise de Garantie" is not. If someone said Lyonnaise de Garantie is a crook, and if that person was wrong, then Lyonnaise de Garantie should be going after that person.

    2. Re:Algorithms Kill by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      that's what the autosuggestion is doing - just turn off autosuggestion and all those problems go away

    3. Re:Algorithms Kill by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      The difference is that committing a murder is illegal, but reporting that "escroc" is commonly associated with "Lyonnaise de Garantie" is not.

      If someone said Lyonnaise de Garantie is a crook, and if that person was wrong, then Lyonnaise de Garantie should be going after that person.

      Are you sure that saying "personnes ont affirmé Lyonnaise de Garantie est un escroc" is not illegal by French law? In France, you aren't innocent until proven guilty, and their libel laws don't line up with US libel laws either. It is highly possible that unless Google could irrefutably prove that "Lyonnaise de Garantie est un escroc," they would be found guilty.

      Opinions from those who know the appropriate areas of French law?

  48. How about slight rank change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google can return the results with the word "escroc" first.

  49. Thank goodness .... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... Slashdot put those stupid Facebook, Twitter, Google + buttons on every article. There will be just that many more places search engines can crawl to pick up the term "Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc"

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  50. this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    must be a diversion. Excuse me while I go prove myself....

  51. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by WRX+SKy · · Score: 1

    Please don't propegate "blog speak".

    Below the fold... after the break...

  52. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the search ranking is supposed to rank by relevance. So if the 3rd result is the most relevant, then the search ranking is incorrect and should be fixed.

  53. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by BrynM · · Score: 1

    I see what you're saying. You're thinking of combating the SEO results. That is an ongoing battle that I don't think will ever truly be won. I've seen both sides of it. An ugly, escallating, no-valid-results land of despair and buzzwords...

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  54. Google are in the wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been Google bombed by someone dissing the insurance company. Instead of simply fixing it, they tried to bluff it out, as if substantial numbers are searching for webpages on "Lyonnaise de Garantie crooks".

    They didn't want to accept that they had any liability for that phrase, hence they couldn't simply fix a simple Google bomb. Childish.

  55. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by tjhart85 · · Score: 1

    No, because it's a different search. I'm sure there are plenty of people that search 'MS Antivirus' because they're looking for an AV program or because they're looking for the AV software that Microsoft makes, but they don't know its name.

    'MS Antivirus Malware' might not be searched nearly as often, but it is a string that occurs more enough, so its added as a suggestion, the same is likely true for strings like 'MS Antivirus name' or 'MS Antivirus recommendations'

  56. I'd fix their wagon. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I would delist them entirely.

    If you have a problem with how we rank our searches, we can remove you entirely.

    LK

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  57. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by theArtificial · · Score: 1

    You do understand those were used before blogs nor are they exclusive to blogs? You may be shocked to discover things like pages, bookmarks, wallpaper held meaning before you discovered blogs as well. How is it working out telling people to do things on the internet?

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  58. A Recurring Problem by guttentag · · Score: 2

    Apparently this is a recurring problem for Google. On Sept 27, 2010, a French court convicted Google and Eric Schmidt of criminal defamation (discussion of it and why it wouldn't happen in the U.S. here) for Google's suggest function. The fact that over a year later they're facing this again means (a) they were expecting this to happen and have apparently decided it's part of the cost of doing business in France, and (b) the company suing them has many lawyers who were surely aware of this and saw a neat way to make some money and censor negative opinions.

    1. Re:A Recurring Problem by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Thanks, very informative.

  59. Re:Sometimes suggestions reveal real public opinio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you type the Japanese kanji for 'wife' (plus space) you get 'wife birthday present' on the first suggestion, while 'husband' gives 'husband die'.

    And this quite accurately reflects marriage in modern Japan...

  60. Give users the truth by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Google should just switch it all off and display a message, "Autocomplete is disabled in France because your judges are retards."

    1. Re:Give users the truth by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      hint calling Judges retards is not a good idea ever and even less so in a jurisdiction wheer you have juge d'instruction's

    2. Re:Give users the truth by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What the fuck are they going to do? Extradite Larry Page? Invade Louisiana?

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    3. Re:Give users the truth by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      the EU is the not called French and German garden for nothing - ask MS how the anti trust investigation turned out for them. And the French state is very good at obeying the spirit of the rules but funny how its always french companies that come out on top.

      Raiding Google for breaking the working time directive might be one.

    4. Re:Give users the truth by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The MS case is not a valid comparison; MS were in the wrong.

      However this shit is protectionism pure and simple. This is one arm of government giving favours to a company that's owned by the same government. It's against the EU's internal competition rules. Sooner or later, somebody - might be the UK, might be Germany, is going to call their bluff.

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    5. Re:Give users the truth by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Well The French economy is run by technocrats and has been running preferred "national champions" for decades. Germany also has passed laws that favor the large German car makers who have large government share holders - i am not holding my breath.

    6. Re:Give users the truth by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How about "bad laws" instead?

    7. Re:Give users the truth by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      well reforming the CAP might be a start

  61. Because to a company it could be more harmful by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I ran Google I'd blacklist said company. No results for them period, on any search. I'd say "To make sure we comply with the order that no offensive terms ever lead to you, we have removed you from our indexing entirely. This is the only way we can ensure that there is never an offensive term that might result in your company being linked."

    They'd quickly find out it is not good for business when you can't be located by the most popular search engine. If they wanted back on I'd demand they sign an indemnity/permission document saying that they agree never to sue us no matter what search terms may end up linking to them.

    1. Re:Because to a company it could be more harmful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Google used a blacklist tactic they would just get sued again and lose since they are a a monopoly.

    2. Re:Because to a company it could be more harmful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd go one better and blacklist France from all Google services until their legal system gets less insane. As a side effect the French people would get their privacy back, which would make the Google angry.

    3. Re:Because to a company it could be more harmful by qubezz · · Score: 1

      Or remove French. Problem solved. "This language option has been removed. Any concerns regarding this matter are best addressed to lawsuit-happy crooks at "Guarantee of Lyons".

  62. Other case in France going the other way by HuguesT · · Score: 4, Informative

    As far as I can make out, this case is making at least some headlines in France too, and the general sentiment is outrage at the company and at the court system, very similar to here. See these:

    link 1

    link 2

    link3

    However, more interestingly, the last link points to some other case where the judgment went the other way, i.e. Google suggesting a derogatory term in their search suggestions, and the French court finding them innocent. The text in French is here (use google translate !) and shows much more common sense.

    Interestingly, I do not recall seeing this well-reasoned judgment on the front page of Slashdot, much in the way of traditional news outlets not reporting good news as often as bad ones.

  63. TINFOIL HATS DONT STOP BULLETS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's scary when a big company decides that because there was no human thought, any outcome is completely ok. Let's hope they aren't contracted for weapons systems...

  64. Aw, come on... by JockTroll · · Score: 1

    ... It's an insurance company, for Missael's sake. They're not just crooks, they're petty thieves, drug dealers, human traffickers, child molesters and they are mean to little ponies. I bet they also furiously masturbate to kiddie scat bestiality porn while yelling "je me rende! je me rende! vive la France! escargot tour eiffel café merde rien ne va plus!"

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  65. No effect yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm French, and I've just searched for "Lyonnaise de garantie" on google.fr, from France.

    Results are in French:

    1st hit: official webpage

    2nd hit: a post from a customer : "no answer from Lyonnaise de Garantie, no understanding of my problem..." - Not very positive.

    3rd hit: another one : "They're thiefs. There are plenty of problems with this insurance." (many more of these when you click)

    Next hits: articles on the trial, financial information about the company...

    The best one, at the end: "Associated searches : lyonnaise de garantie escroc" - I don't think that they have gained much.

    BTW: I had never heard from this company before. It's supposed to sell insurances for landlords against unpaid rents, but it does not seem to pay itself.

  66. Somebody is working on their own Google bomb here by jopet · · Score: 1

    They so understand the internets.

  67. Google Trends by jouassou · · Score: 1

    Now, this is interesting: the number of searches for "Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc" has been increasing since December 27. I wonder what happened that day.

  68. It is not about single court decisions by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    This is not about single court decisions.

    This is a stupid court decisions because next in line are politicians who complain about being called liars by Google Suggest, scammers who complain about being called scammers, churches who refuse being called looney, etc.

    You end up with a huge index of forbidden word combinations, which affect negatively the performance of Google Suggest and are a pain to maintain. Next thing, someone will probbaly claim that Google should have placed them proactively on that list, and ask for damages.

    I would support the idea of delisting such companies completely, but crooks and escroc's like the Lyonnaise de Garantie would then sue to be listed again.

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  69. Freedom of opinion by Hentes · · Score: 1

    And what if Google added the phrase on purpose? Freedom of opinion is protected in most cultured countries. Does this mean French restaurants can now sue Michelin for a negative review?

    1. Re:Freedom of opinion by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Freedom of opinion is protected - but not to slander or libel someone.

    2. Re:Freedom of opinion by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Libel requires the statement to be false. An opinion, by default, can't be false.

    3. Re:Freedom of opinion by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Huh - did you think that through? an opinion can be false cf David Ike who has the opinion that "5 to 12-foot (1.5 - 3.7 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at humanity"
      the Uk tabloids had the opinion that they where above the law ask Piers Morgan or Rupert / James Murdoch how that's working out for them.

    4. Re:Freedom of opinion by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      David Ike who has the opinion that "5 to 12-foot (1.5 - 3.7 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at humanity"

      As far as I'm aware he states it as fact. It's not as if they're going to crawl out and sue him, is it?

      the Uk tabloids had the opinion that they where above the law ask Piers Morgan or Rupert / James Murdoch how that's working out for them.

      They're being being investigated & possibly prosecuted for their actions.

      0/2. You fail it. And that's not an opinion

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    5. Re:Freedom of opinion by Hentes · · Score: 1

      You are confusing the legal meaning of opinion with the verbal meaning of the word. When you say that someone is an idiot, it counts as your opinion, and you don't have to prove that the person in question has some kind of mental illness.

    6. Re:Freedom of opinion by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      >>They're being being investigated & possibly prosecuted for their actions.

      as will Google if they are not careful - Google is publishing the auto complete suggestions not the writer on the website listed in the serp.

      Removing autocomplete would save all search engines from these sorts of problems

      You certainly fail politics/law 101 - its Google's arrogance that will get them into trouble and they don't have the political clout of a Murdoch to try and get away with it which he almost did.

    7. Re:Freedom of opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>They're being being investigated & possibly prosecuted for their actions.
      as will Google if they are not careful - Google is publishing the auto complete suggestions not the writer on the website listed in the serp.
      Removing autocomplete would save all search engines from these sorts of problems
      You certainly fail politics/law 101 - its Google's arrogance that will get them into trouble and they don't have the political clout of a Murdoch to try and get away with it which he almost did.

      Now you're trolling. Hognoxious and Hentes are correct.

      And impairing technological advances such as auto-complete in information searches is not a reasonable response.

  70. A Work-Around for this exists by Froggels · · Score: 1

    Geeks worldwide seem to manage two steps forward for every step "forward" that governments make. Hopefully the trend will continue. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/mafiaafire-gee-no-evil/

    This Firefox addon re-enables censored "suggestion" content from Google.

    It's a great plugin, but I'm curious as to how it actually works.

  71. Is Lyonnaise de Garantie an escroc? by basotl · · Score: 1

    We all don't know whether or not Lyonnaise de Garantie are crooks but we do know that they tried to censor the web to remove any connection between lyonnaise-de-garantie.com and crooks or escroc. We assume Lyonnaise de Garantie are not crooks, although we haven't yet seen proof that they aren't. Some people say that the cover-up effort was successful.

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  72. Poor little frechies by stackOVFL · · Score: 1
    I feel so bad for them I'm giving them this alternative website to use until Google clears this terrible misunderstanding up:

    http://spreadingsantorum.com/

    All better now? Happy to help!

  73. so how does this work outside of France then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So right, I tried searches for escroc and the crooks in question, despite being in Scotland, not France. Why are google applying French law to non French territory? It's either an act of war (if ordered by a French court - applying their own law over a foreign land) OR terrorism (if done by Google themselves)

  74. 50.000 euros fine ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually Google Inc. was fined 50.000 euros and had to put the decision on their webpage ! Oupps...

  75. centralised vs distributed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    singapore has 1 party that has held more than 90% of parliament seats since the day the nation was founded and does development with 20 year plans(see the bio-and- fusionopolises). the economy is roughly divided between the civil service(and its spin-offs; step boards and quasi government 'corporations') , government-linked companies(telecoms, transport,super markets etc) and MNCs.

    e.g. cabs
    there's a Land Transport Authority that seems to be managing land transport, i.e. handing out cab licenses
    there's some sort of advisory panel that reviews transport prices and 'advises'...
    the biggest cab fleet is run by ComfortDelgro, a government linked company

    there may even be difficulty in identifying the role of the subsidised public housing system...
    the land is owned by the Singapore Land Authority , they set the minimum land price
    private housing developers work on that
    the Housing Development Board builds its own houses and then subsidises them based on the 'market price' for housing
    qualifying for the subsidy involves being singaporean and getting married or being 35 years old, or something like that.
    the housing units are distributed with respect to your race and how close are your parents' place.
    the Housing Development Board got so good at housing development that it spun off something called Surbana
    the price of a new HDB flat has increased maybe 30-fold in the last 30 years.
    rising housing value has been touted by the government as a way of sharing the rewards of economic growth with its people.

    singapore should really be celebrated as a successful mix of democracy and central economic planning. not sure where this lies in the capitalism/socialism debate.

  76. Re:Lyonnaise de Garantie don't get it (IN FRENCH) by bradorsomething · · Score: 1

    Parent translated into French using "you know who's" translator:

    Lyonnaise de Garantie est le problème ici, pas le gouvernement français. Bien sûr, cela est une décision mal, mais ça arrive tout le temps dans les systèmes judiciaires. Bref, ils tentent de plaider l'écart l'opinion de quelqu'un d'entre eux. Je trouve ce genre de comportement doit être la forme la plus base de l'intimidation, et je me sens obligée de contribuer à l'effet Streisand" ...

    À mon avis, la Lyonnaise de Garantie entreprise française à un homme, sont pires que des escrocs. Ils sont le limon le plus épouvantable et dégénère avilir, de l'ordre le plus bas. Les baiser, elles sont la variole sur le monde et un gaspillage de l'air. Pour appeler un paquet de cons sans valeur apporterait la honte au packs itinérant des cons sans valeur. Jean-Luc Berho, le vice-président de l'entreprise ne peut se résoudre à l'orgasme, sans moins qu'il s'étouffe un chien à mort. Jean-Jacques Olivié, président de ce pack slithering des reptiliens, ne peut faire confiance pour ne pas s'étouffer s'est accidentellement à la mort s'il est laissé sans surveillance avec un fade croissants. Peut-il attraper la syphilis par une mule ivre arménien. Fraudes à l'assurance pourrait apprendre quelque chose de ces voleurs, comme on pouvait la lamproie et autres vermines tubulaires sucer le sang.

    Mais, hé, je peux me tromper. Après tout, c'est juste une opinion.

  77. sexconker runs away like the beyotch he is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  78. Google should just block France altogether by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    Then the public outcry there would force the government to abandon its efforts at censorship, which are ultimately doomed to fail anyway.

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  79. FatPhil the troll runs from a challenge? LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  80. Now if I saw a load of crap that was it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would bother asking for cite, but some idiot moderated you informative so I won't bother : you poopoo the french and it apparentely please some people to no end so they mod you informative. The same crap said about the US system would draw the ire of poster requiring info. Ho hell. Most french are not anti american (we most dislike american foreign politic), but most american on the net seems profundely anti french. Probably out of cheer jealousy somewhere.

    1. Re:Now if I saw a load of crap that was it by pla · · Score: 1

      I would bother asking for cite

      The French do not have a Common Law legal system. The US does. Simple as that.

      Ideally, Civil vs Common law really shouldn't matter all that much; In practice, people (such as judges) do not function well as logic-parsing automatons. As a result, instead of seeing similar outcomes between cases with similar sets of facts, you have every French judge left to boil 208 years of law, spread over 40 volumes of steadily increasing length and complexity, into their own personal version of "the truth".

      For an analogy to how well that works in the US, ask ten random Americans what it means that "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed", and you'll likely get ten completely different answers. Fortunately, in the US, we only have a single court that regularly goes back to "first principles", and even they tend to give at least a nod to the application of common law through the tradition of stare decisis.

      Now, none of that has anything to do with corruption or stupidity, which we both (and indeed, all) have in abundance in our governments, no argument there. ;)

  81. They haven't got a "no human interaction" protecti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They haven't got a "no human interaction" protection. So they lose nothing.

    And it won't be human interaction: it'll just be blocked like Kiddie Porn sites are blocked. Automatically.

  82. Google "Lyonnaise de Garantie escroc" by airdweller · · Score: 0

    Let's go santorum on their ass.