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Navy May Use Mine-Detecting Dolphins In the Straight of Hormuz

New submitter cervesaebraciator writes "The Atlantic Wire reports that the Navy has a tested solution to the possible mining of the Strait of Hormuz. The Navy has 80 dolphins in San Diego Bay trained to use their own sonar to detect mines. When they find the mines, the dolphins drop an acoustic transponder nearby, so that human divers might return to defuse it. Retired Adm. Tim Keating cannot say, however, whether the dolphins will be used in the Straight." The Obama administration has reportedly warned Iran that closing the Strait would provoke an American response.

204 comments

  1. Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    With lasers of course...

    1. Re:Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      (a) Sharks don't have sonars; (b) Would you really want to train a shark?

    2. Re:Sharks instead? by giorgist · · Score: 5, Funny

      (a) Sharks don't have sonars;
      But they have lasers
      (b) Would you really want to train a shark?
      Yes

    3. Re:Sharks instead? by Penguinshit · · Score: 0

      "With friggin' lasers..."

      Fixed that for you.

    4. Re:Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      (a) Sharks don't have sonars;

      They do if you install one on them.

      They already got lasers.

    5. Re:Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sharks do have Electroreception though, which would be a really cool sense to be able to harness if sharks were trainable.

    6. Re:Sharks instead? by John+Bresnahan · · Score: 4, Funny

      (a) Sharks don't have sonars; (b) Would you really want to train a shark?

      I thought they all went to law school?

    7. Re:Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Training sharks is a very expensive business - it cost me an arm and a leg...

    8. Re:Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL NATALIE PORTMAN AND HOT GRITS TO AM I RITE???

      Slashdot... where the 15 year old memes are still considered funny.

    9. Re:Sharks instead? by Noughmad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's because they actually are funny, unlike most of the new crap.

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    10. Re:Sharks instead? by sosume · · Score: 1

      someone is missing a cultural reference ..

    11. Re:Sharks instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the Iranian counter move. Lasers are expensive so their sharks spray authentic Egyptian humus instead of the evil Israeli knock-off one.

    12. Re:Sharks instead? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      15 years ago Natalie Portman had just made 'The Professional' you perv.

      That's a 10 year old meme.

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    13. Re:Sharks instead? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      No need to train sharks, this idea has already been done by Don Knotts

      Ok, that movie might be a little before most of the /. crowd.

    14. Re:Sharks instead? by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Iran will respond to the dolphins by loading the region with sharks. Sharks will be equipped with lasers to increase their efficiency against the dolphins.

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    15. Re:Sharks instead? by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Cybernetic dolphins on crack, much better

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    16. Re:Sharks instead? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      (a) Sharks don't have sonars; But they have lasers

      Sharks with frickin' lidars?

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  2. straight straits by mrvan · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081210140645AADMNkG

    Whats the difference between Straight and Strait?
    Straight, as in a line without a waver or curve.
    Strait: "A strait is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water. "

    And for the love of foreigners, if you guys do something about your spelling issues, please remove unsounded letters (like the "gh" in straight"), don't add any more of them. That's just cheating at scrabble!

    1. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally prefer str8 or as it pertains to water str8-up.

    2. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a legacy of English being the bastard love child of all the languages that passed through western Europe. Strait and Straight have different etymologies, so they've inherited the spellings that evolved from their respective parent languages. Strait comes from the Old French "estreit", whereas straight comes from Anglo-Saxon "streccan". Give it another few hundred years and they'll standardise on something spelt similar to both (my guess would be "strate")

    3. Re:straight straits by chilvence · · Score: 2

      Yes, why not preserve the silent e and the sliding 'ai'.. or better yet, lets pronounce it! strah... teh.. hmm yes

    4. Re:straight straits by Phrogman · · Score: 2

      I prefer "straet" myself :P

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    5. Re:straight straits by sa1lnr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank-you for setting the record strait. :)

    6. Re:straight straits by DriedClexler · · Score: 2

      And for the love of foreigners, if you guys do something about your spelling issues, please remove unsounded letters (like the "gh" in straight"), don't add any more of them.

      Not to change the topic too badly, but if you're concerned with unsounded letters in major languages, it's French you should be worried about. They seem to take a policy of "last three letters are optional -- hope you didn't learn the language just from speech!"

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    7. Re:straight straits by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The word "strait" seems to be unknown to many these days. I'm always seeing "straight-laced", "straight-jacket", never before seen a geographical "straight" though.

      Slashdot: a new frontier in illiteracy.

    8. Re:straight straits by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      I live close by. That strait sure ain't straight at all. It makes a rather distinct dog leg around the UAE.

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    9. Re:straight straits by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Much like rein vs reign.

    10. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the obvious one... RAIN.

    11. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Planetfall got this right decades ago. Double up the vowel to make it a long vowel. "Straat"

    12. Re:straight straits by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Give it another few hundred years and they'll standardise on something spelt similar to both (my guess would be "strate")

      Is spelling still evolving the way it used to? I'd have thought the prevalence of print books, availability of dictionaries, and the prevalence of spell checkers, etc over the last hundred years would have started to impose a resistance to the previous fluidity.

    13. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then evidently you are not a sailor. In the maritime world, "strait" predominates.

    14. Re:straight straits by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

      I've never thought of the "gh" as in "thought" and "straight" etc. as indicative of nothing in pronunciation. I've always spoken it as a syllable break, a glottal stop, or by turning the preceding monophthong into a diphthong or the preceding diphthong into a triphthong. This is definitely left over from when there was the more noticeable Germanic [x] in these words. I find most people around me render, for example, "higher" as [haÉÌ.É(TM)É] and not as [haÉÌeÌÉ], so the "gh" can easily be understood to indicate a syllable break. English has many disparate dialects with very different pronunciations, and everyone has their own idiolect. Standardising spelling sounds like a good idea, but to which dialect would you standardise it?

    15. Re:straight straits by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

      I see that Slashdot does not take IPA very well. Let me try something more confusing: hai.er not haier

    16. Re:straight straits by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Not as bad as queue and cue. I see that used incorrectly more frequently than correctly. And I die a little inside each time

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    17. Re:straight straits by drawfour · · Score: 1

      So if Iran puts enough mines that it's no longer navigable, does it cease to be called a strait?

    18. Re:straight straits by dan828 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been out to sea.

    19. Re:straight straits by geezer+nerd · · Score: 2

      But now we have "texting language", which is exerting a fair amount of pressure for spelling change, I think. And although not changing particularly, there are huge differences in spelling of English between American and British forms.

    20. Re:straight straits by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1

      And to my mind, that is not as bad as "their", "there", and "they're". I see those misused all the time, and it is an outrage. Spell-checking as the only form of proof-reading that newspapers get is disgusting.

    21. Re:straight straits by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      And Oman, which is actually on the corner.

    22. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But now we have "texting language", which is exerting a fair amount of pressure for spelling change, I think. And although not changing particularly, there are huge differences in spelling of English between American and British forms.

      So the suggested future spelling will be "STR8"?

    23. Re:straight straits by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Dipshit, I know what a geographic strait is. I was saying I hadn't seen it misspelled, until this Slashdot article.

    24. Re:straight straits by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      Well, a few others that grate me:
      hoard/horde
      rein/reign
      phase/faze
      compliment/complement
      voila/viola (stupid Slashdot won't let me use the accent)
      peek/peak

    25. Re:straight straits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To sea what?

    26. Re:straight straits by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      . voila/viola (stupid Slashdot won't let me use the accent)

      Be careful though, deliberately misusing viola for voila is a well known English joke, I forget who first used it.

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    27. Re:straight straits by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Be careful though, deliberately misusing viola for voila is a well known English joke, I forget who first used it.

      Yeah like those who say "The Internets", etc.as parody of the great number of people who really don't know. Not to mention those who think it's an interjection used by stage magicians -- "wa-lah!".

    28. Re:straight straits by treeves · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I heard the pronunciation of physicist Alain Aspect's name on Nova's The Fabric of The Cosmos, and I was shocked...shocked! I tell you. Ass-pay? Really? I mean I knew it couldn't be the same as the English word "aspect", but it freaked me out that there was a silent "ct".

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    29. Re:straight straits by treeves · · Score: 1

      Hint: unknown *to many*. Most people are not sailors.

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    30. Re:straight straits by treeves · · Score: 1

      There is a whole subset of musician jokes around violas and the trope that viola players weren't good enough to play violin etc.

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    31. Re:straight straits by treeves · · Score: 1

      How about str[&amacr]t?

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    32. Re:straight straits by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And when I hear them say "Charles de Gaulle", it sounds moe like "shah-de-gah".

      In the NATO phonetic alphabet the have to write the word for J as "Juliette" instead of "Juliet" so that French speakers will pronounce the T!

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    33. Re:straight straits by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That's just cheating at scrabble!

      Or just an honest effort to learn Scottish Gaelic...

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    34. Re:straight straits by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      To C Java, of course!

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  3. The Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if talking straight didn't work, we could use someone with an exceptionally camp voice to warn Iran about our sharks with laserbeams, that ought to keep the strait open.

  4. Dolphins ... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd think that in 2012 with all the processing power and miniaturization cheaply available these day's, they'd have a better and cheaper solution. No offense, but those dolphins probably cost millions to raise and train, hell, it's the reason why they'll use divers instead of dolphins, because they'll be more expendable.

    1. Re:Dolphins ... right. by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Given how intelligent dolphins are, and how much technology and money it would take to replicate the functions and capabilities of a living creature, I don't think your view plays out. You talk about how expensive it would be to train dolphins, but it would be many more times expensive to use hardware instead.

    2. Re:Dolphins ... right. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Most of the world would have nice new fancy plastic minesweepers/minehunters/MCMV? Why the dolphins? Some green PR for recruitment?
      Will the dream of working with cute dolphins sign up more smart kids from the malls?

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    3. Re:Dolphins ... right. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given how intelligent dolphins are, and how much technology and money it would take to replicate the functions and capabilities of a living creature, I don't think your view plays out. You talk about how expensive it would be to train dolphins, but it would be many more times expensive to use hardware instead.

      I work at a university, and this is yet another case where the world should look to academia for the solution.

      You need a cheap yet intelligent work force that's willing to work long hours and isn't overly picky about working conditions? That's easy - that's what grad students are for. They're easily replaceable too!

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    4. Re:Dolphins ... right. by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      No offense, but those dolphins probably cost millions to raise and train

      You really don't understand how defense contracting works, do you? They cost millions to raise and train, and the government is billed for billions in "biological mine locator units (BMLU's)".

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    5. Re:Dolphins ... right. by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Better, cheaper, faster... pick none.

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    6. Re:Dolphins ... right. by Phrogman · · Score: 2

      Grad Students are just the larval form of Interns in the business world.

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    7. Re:Dolphins ... right. by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

      Except the Military has been training and using dolphins for decades, so why waste your investment?. Check this over-the-top story from The Guardian.

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    8. Re:Dolphins ... right. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      New fancy plastic minesweepers are still easily targeted by missile or gun. Dolphins are harder to find and even if you do find them, you can't be sure that you're looking at one from the US Navy until you actually haul the carcass aboard.

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    9. Re:Dolphins ... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a cheap yet intelligent work force that's willing to work long hours and isn't overly picky about working conditions? That's easy - that's what grad students are for.

      I was going to suggest Bangalore, but that would be too easy.

    10. Re:Dolphins ... right. by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Really? Too expensive to make sonars that can detect mines?

    11. Re:Dolphins ... right. by offrdbandit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because clearing mines is easy. Finding mines is very difficult. The use of mammals for mine counter-measures is actually not particularly popular with "green" environmentalist minded set of society.

    12. Re:Dolphins ... right. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "They're easily replaceable too!"

      That, and they don't evoke sympathy like mechanical hardware when it breaks.

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  5. inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can just imagine the brouhaha that PETA will kick up over this.

    Given how intelligent dolphins are, I'm not surprised they could be trained to do this. It does come off as vaguely crackpot territory nowadays to use animals for something so precise, but hell, we still haven't made anything better than dogs for sniffing out bombs, right?

    1. Re:inb4peta by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 2

      I can just imagine the brouhaha that PETA will kick up over this.

      If we go to war with Iran, I feel like PETA will not find a very receptive audience to said brouhaha.

      Besides, Dolphins are cooler than nukes. They have sex for fun and are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

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    2. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They have sex for fun

      They also force their ladies to have sexy times through which is rape! The more you know! ===*

      second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

      “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

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    3. Re:inb4peta by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

      Makes me wonder why they allow a third rate species push them around.

    4. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

      Makes me wonder why they allow a third rate species push them around.

      This has been bothering me lately. If we evolved from monkeys, why are they so stupid? Why is it only dogs and dolphins are the only ones smart enough to understand when a human points to an object? There seems to be an intelligence 'gap' that is not explained...else there would be monkeys displaying a lot more 'smarts' than they currently do. Something does not add up.

      Further, why has there not been other evolutions from other species? Why only monkeys, when they clearly are not the smartest beasts in the wild? Extreme coincidence or manipulation from an outside force?

    5. Re:inb4peta by JockTroll · · Score: 1

      If we go to war with Iran, I feel like PETA will not find a very receptive audience to said brouhaha.

      Besides, Dolphins are cooler than nukes. They have sex for fun and are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

      You mean they're second most intelligent after the killer whale? They also do other cool things, like killing for the sake of it.

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    6. Re:inb4peta by indeterminator · · Score: 1

      This has been bothering me lately. If we evolved from monkeys, why are they so stupid?

      When jumping from one tree to another, bigger (and heavier) brain is not an advantage in selection.

    7. Re:inb4peta by indeterminator · · Score: 1

      And I'm apparently guilty of trying to rationalize with a creationist, without noticing it myself.

    8. Re:inb4peta by JockTroll · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder why they allow a third rate species push them around.

      Two words: free fish.

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    9. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm apparently guilty of trying to rationalize with a creationist, without noticing it myself.

      You said it, not me. Issues much?

    10. Re:inb4peta by aurelianito · · Score: 1
      Mod parent up! Best dolphin quote ever!

      “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

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    11. Re:inb4peta by cupantae · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has ever dealt with animals will tell you most of them can understand when you're pointing at an object

      And anyone who has ever dealt with creationists will tell you most of them are no more intelligent than any other primate

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    12. Re:inb4peta by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

      Depends a lot on how you measure intelligence. Chimpanzees and other apes give most
      animals decent competition. Some of them have been taught to read, count and occasionally
      even invent new words for things people have not taught them.

      Also, animals in general tend to be more intelligent than people think. Most people get
      surprised when the learn that it's quite possible to train goldfish to perform tricks.

    13. Re:inb4peta by Zemran · · Score: 1

      the second most intelligent creatures on the planet

      and which species gets the #1 spot? Ants?

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    14. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow...it was just a question and I never claimed to be an expert. I also never mentioned creationism though I did not rule it out either. Maybe Aliens? lol.

      Anyway, enjoy your lonely life. loser. plz do not breed.

    15. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The "Killer Whale" (or Orca) is in the family Delphinidae, so is actually closer to a dolphin than a whale.

    16. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't evolve from monkeys. You idiot. Go read, gee, I don't know, the fucking INTRODUCTION to any book on evolution, and you'll learn what we actually evolved from, us and monkeys both.

      What a friggin' retard. I'm beginning to think Devo was right.

    17. Re:inb4peta by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      It's not that monkeys and primates are not smart. They just have the (understandable) tendency to rip pieces of flesh of off people who try to make them bring back the ball for the zillionth time.

    18. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mice, obviously. Does not everyone on slashdot know that?

    19. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol so much anger. Hit a nerve did I? Where's your unbiased objectivity?

      Besides, Humans haven't been around THAT long, a few million years, if that? A drop in the bucket. It should be easy to map this all out, and yet you fucking malevolent drooling idiots fail to do so. Don't blame me for your ignorance. If you really knew wtf you were talking about, you'd have no problems pointing this all out, but you can't, because you don't. You assume...nothing more. Which is JUST AS BAD AS THOSE YOU LOVE TO HATE.

      Clue: I hate both sides. I see almost no redeeming qualities in either the bible heads or you flippant so called science nerds. Neither of you really know wtf is going on. However I do say there are exceptions, on both sides. That makes me superior to you both. So where's MY justice? Not to be found here, obviously. Now I move on...

    20. Re:inb4peta by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I support People Eating Tasty Animals, but Dolphin - uhhhgh - that feels like eating a dog.

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    21. Re:inb4peta by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Tastes more like fishy beef.

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    22. Re:inb4peta by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Besides, Dolphins are cooler than nukes. They have sex for fun and are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet.

      Er, so what's the first?

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    23. Re:inb4peta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, please move on, since you're either a troll, idiot, or both.

  6. So long... by speps · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and thanks for all the oil !

  7. Potential problem. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dolphins are a recognised Cute Animal. People like them. People love them. People have made a TV series around one. Some people practically worship them. If a dolphin is killed in action, the public outcry is unpredictable. Maybe it'll be nothing at all, maybe it'll be worse than a human casualty - after all, people expect those. KIA dolphins are unprecidented, there is no telling how it will go PR-wise. Other than that PETA is probably already writing their first letter of complaint, of course.

    1. Re:Potential problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubt it - if the U.S. lost 80 dolphins in one afternoon and they start a war over it, that is an insult to the Cute Animals and YAUSH (yet another U.S. hypocracy)

      Watch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cove_(film)

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313104/

      An amazing documentary no less.

    2. Re:Potential problem. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      An enemy missile hitting the dolphin transport pen/vessel?
      It would be like the 1982 Hyde Park and Regent's Park bombings all over again.

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    3. Re:Potential problem. by jcreus · · Score: 1

      Or as a strategic point: "Look how bad they are! They are killing dolphins!".

    4. Re:Potential problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, draft the mammals, then give the dolphins a medal for being killed in action - they do it for dogs, so why not dolphins?

  8. I dislike this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I'd support bombing Irans nuclear sites (as long as no bankrupting occupation went with it) putting ignorant dolphins in a war seems rather wrong... especially since the USA could probably do without them considering the difference in naval power. Reminds me of the bat bomb things.

    1. Re:I dislike this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you support hunting for WMDs in Iraq?

    2. Re:I dislike this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, they did use chemical weapons on Iran, so they obviously did have them.

      And, the Clinton administration was confident that they were trying to develop more, buy Clinton was too busy with other things to worry about the war that was running throughout the eight years of his administration.

    3. Re:I dislike this... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Of course we knew that Iraq had chemical weapons; we sold them to Iraq.

        Clinton was too busy with other things to worry about the war that was running throughout the eight years of his administration.

      What war was this? Iran/Iraq was so 80s!

    4. Re:I dislike this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course we knew that Iraq had chemical weapons; we sold them to Iraq.

      Not sure who you meant by "we", certainly not the US. Most of their technology came from Germany, some from France. Chemical components came from wherever they could get them, Singapore, Egypt, and India all supplied several thousand tons.

      That's just the nerve gas program; the shopping list for their peaceful nuclear power generation program is much longer.

    5. Re:I dislike this... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_support_for_Iraq_during_the_Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_war#Chemical_and_Biological_exports

      U.N. inspectors had identified many United States manufactured items that had been exported from the United States to Iraq under licenses issued by the Department of Commerce, and [established] that these items were used to further Iraq's chemical and nuclear weapons development and its missile delivery system development programs. ... The executive branch of our government approved 771 different export licenses for sale of dual-use technology to Iraq. I think that is a devastating record.

      Emphasis added.

    6. Re:I dislike this... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      If you understand that it is saying the US allowed the export of commercial equipment that could be used to make either commercial goods or war material, i.e. - dual use. Most modern chemical equipment is like that as modern war gasses, that is nerve gas, were originally developed in the search for new insecticides. Selling Iraq a plant to make modern pesticides to keep their figs and dates free of bugs would be about the same as selling them a nerve gas plant.

      The US did not supply Iraq with chemical weapons, the Iraqis made their own. It isn't that hard.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
  9. How about a novel solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, for the Americans to but the hell out of other countries business and look at their own issues instead.

    Stop waging war on the peoples of this planet (those that have oil at least) and you might find your place in the world moves up from itinerant and hated troublemaker to respected citizen.

    Hard I know aftrer so many decades of poking your nose it's not welcome... but hell, give it a try.

    1. Re:How about a novel solution? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Just wait for amazing new facts surrounding: .... Pan Am Flight 103, how Saddam's Iraq was invaded, who really attacked the USS Liberty, who helped with the USS Pueblo, had ships in the Gulf of Tonkin, sent engineers to Grenada, trained the mysterious “John Doe” who worked with Timothy McVeigh, set up the Fast and Furious gunrunning, likes beheading diplomats, impersonates CIA agents... trained the pilots that ... have nuclear ..... , programmed Stuxnet...

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    2. Re:How about a novel solution? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and if sprinkling fairy dust on rainbows begets unicorns and world peace, everyone could live in love and harmony!

      However, we live in the real world. The big dogs on the block always push little ones around. Been like that since the first homo erectus climbed down from the trees. You think the any of the previous powers were "respected citizens" that "minded their own business"? How about the British empire? Soviet? Chinese? French? (yes the French were actually a major power as recently as the 19th century)

      As far as US goes, it's actually quite benign in comparison to every other dominant power that came before it. What do you think the (insert empire name) would've done in (insert troublespot name)?

      But anyhow it looks like all you USA haters will be getting your wish soon. America is declining fast, and the next big dog seems to be lining up to take its place already. You probably know who that is.

      But be careful what you wish for.

    3. Re:How about a novel solution? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "You think the any of the previous powers were "respected citizens" that "minded their own business"

      Examine how Islam itself spread. No unicorns involved.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    4. Re:How about a novel solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think blocking that strait will only affect the US then you're a moron.

      Sorry, make that a fucking moron because there are other countries where practically their entire GDP flows through there.

    5. Re:How about a novel solution? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      At the tip of a sword. Thankfully the West invented the gun. And we should all remember the ol saying. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Trouble with the West however is that it's effectively using their guns for clubbing and not shooting.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    6. Re:How about a novel solution? by khallow · · Score: 0

      You know, for the Americans to but the hell out of other countries business and look at their own issues instead.

      That works nicely until your business has become our issue. Which is how those US wars start.

    7. Re:How about a novel solution? by gtall · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let the Arabs kill the rest of the Jews, then Americans could feel the love. And let the N. Koreans savage S. Korea and make it just like them. What were we thinking, let a People's Paradise ensue, long live the Dear New Runt. And the Chinese are entitled to all the S. China sea, regardless that other countries are much closer to it. And the Taliban should have been left to continue cutting off the heads of the non-Pashtun, goddamn infidels all of them. Dear Saddam was a pussy cat, just ask the Shi'ites in Iraq how revered he was...or the Shi'ites in Iran. Let Quaddafi rise from the grave to again inflict the little Green Book on his fellow Libyans, it was such a font of truth and enlightenment. Damn, how come the U.S. fought against the Nazies, if the Europeans wanted a police state, the U.S. should have helped them to it. Japan was a peace-loving nation before the Americans took them out, the Rape of Manchuria was merely Japan showing their fellow Asians how to revere human life. And the Soviets, wow, those peace loving Communists only had the world's interest in mind.

      Hmmm...come to think of it, maybe the U.S. should let the rest of the world stew in their own juices, they'd deserve it...if only the U.S. could find a way not to give a fucking rat's ass.

    8. Re:How about a novel solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By massacring an estimated (there are no records) 80 million Hindus.

    9. Re:How about a novel solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, we live in the real world. The big dogs on the block always push little ones around. Been like that since the first homo erectus climbed down from the trees. You think the any of the previous powers were "respected citizens" that "minded their own business"? How about the British empire? Soviet? Chinese? French? (yes the French were actually a major power as recently as the 19th century)

      Yes, yes... now please get to the part where you explain how this rant is relevant to the post you're replying to. All he's saying is that if US didn't send military to fuck things up all over the world, people wouldn't dislike them as much. "But the French did it twohundred years ago" does not really make his point any less valid. On the contrary, at only confirms it - you know, learn from history and all that.

    10. Re:How about a novel solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you want to see how they treat people just ask people in Tibet about the massacre of monks.

    11. Re:How about a novel solution? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Trouble with the West however is that it's effectively using their guns for clubbing and not shooting.

      Yeah, we should just have nuked Iraq and Afghanistan off the map. What's the point of having the best toys if you aren't allowed to play with them?

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    12. Re:How about a novel solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a *slightly* lesser evil doesn't score you any points, sorry.
      We hear all about how the USA is the great hope and example for all mankind (except if you're a USA citizen, at the moment, cause now you're all fucked along with the rest of us).
      Those of us "out here" actually quite like the idea that a few more "big dogs" might give you zeppos cause for pause now and then.
      "Benign" ... could you keep your mercenaries, nuclear weapons, toxic waste, corporate thieves and class wars out of our backyards, please? Pretty please?
      That would be a nice start.

      We don't hate you - we just hate what you enable happen to us by your lack of restraining your industrial-military, agri-pharm and corporo-fascist industries.

  10. Dear America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nobody voted you the worlds police, and we're tired of your warmongering and sticking your nose where it doesnt belong. F*ckoff and die plx or vote for Ron Paul, kthx

    Gracefully yours,

    A peaceful citizen of a country you probably couldn't point to on a map.

    1. Re:Dear America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Telling us to fuck off and die isn't very endearing. Despite what you think some of us are actually knowledgeable about geography. Also the actions of our government have since long ago not been a representation of the will of our people. Though anyone who knows anything about our government would realize that putting mines in the way of our boats or attacking them is a sure fire way to end up with your country invaded. Ever stop to think that both sides want this war? That is probably really what is going on.

    2. Re:Dear America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      given the aggressive 'policing' the USA does, do you *really* want Americans to be able to find your country on a map?

    3. Re:Dear America by gtall · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul has no sense of morals, or he wouldn't be advocating the U.S. let the new wars just waiting to happen start. And only a lunatic would advocate going back to the goal standard on the basis of he's sure the U.S. is hiding Beeeeelllions and Beeeelllions of it at Fort Knox but discretely not telling anyone.

    4. Re:Dear America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody voted you the worlds police,

      Yes, they did.

      and we're tired of your warmongering and sticking your nose where it doesnt belong

      No, they're not.

      You have to learn to live with the fact that the people who run your country say one thing in public and another thing in private. Go get yourself ridiculously wealthy and maybe your great-grandchildren will get into the club that hears the truth.

    5. Re:Dear America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Ron Paul supporter, so I'll take the latter option. I'll get a map out too just for the geography challenge, which should be easy since I've lived in three countries outside of the US and visited another 15 or so.

  11. Simple countermeasure - use anti-personnel mines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Except in this case the personnel are dolphins.

    Should be simple enough to rig one in ten of your mines with an acoustic package that responds to the presence of a Dolphin sonar frequency fingerprint by detonating. Need to be careful that it doesn't respond to a ship playing back Dolphin frequencies on its active sonar.

    From what I understand about the sensitivity of marine mammals to extreme Sonar sound pressure - you wouldn't even need it to detonate - just let out a couple of sonic farts at 140db should deafen the Dolphins permanently. I'm sure the Navy has a nice retirement program for deaf Dolphins. Not like the US Navy could complain - no worse than they do during a typical navel exercise with the active sonar on their submarines and ships.

    Always more marine mammals in the sea.

  12. I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No matter how many dolphin friendly tuna have been trained, dolphins still die by the hundred each year in monofilament drift nets.

    If we really want to save the dolphins, we need to give up eating tuna. Despite all the whining from PETA on that subject, there has been minimal effect. The death of brave dolphin fighters in protecting the god-given right to cheap oil will have a similar effect.

    Nothing.

    Poor bloody dolphins.

    1. Re:I doubt it. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every month on roads in the US, a number of people are killed approximatly equal to the deaths in the September 11 attacks. People care a lot more about deaths caused by deliberate action than they do about deaths occuring by accidents. This holds true for animals as well: There is also news fatigue: Once something like tuna-fishing has been going on long enough, people lose the ability to care.

    2. Re:I doubt it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There is also news fatigue: Once something like tuna-fishing has been going on long enough, people lose the ability to care.

      There is also delicious, delicious tuna in a can for a buck.*

      * (due to the state of the economy, the can of tuna still costs a buck, but it has shrunk by about a third...)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:I doubt it. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Tuna in a can just takes like vaguely fish flavoured soggy cardboard to me. But my cats seem to like it.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  13. Obama to Iran: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This is what I say to Iran. Let me be absolutely clear. If you close the Strait of Hormuz you are making the choice to put innocent dolphins in harms way. The American people will hold YOU responsible for their deaths. Think carefully."

  14. I'll sign the above without being AC by F69631 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't say that I oppose all USA military operations: I actually think that what they did (and led other nations to do) in Libya was pretty great. I bet we're going to see a lot more problems in that area (Be it terrorism, hanging on the edge of another civil war or just another dictator grabbing the power after a while) but it was still a joint operation by the international community, intended to help people who wanted to overthrow a dictator.

    That said... It's hard to deny that a lot of the problems in the area are also more or less directly caused by the USA. It's a very militaristic nation, with a very large and loud minority(?) of islamophobes and every few years it demonstrates that it still reserves itself the right to attack any nation there for whatever reason it wants to, whether or not they have the support of the international community and whether or not those reasons even make sense.

    Whenever any dictator faces an uprising or any terrorist organization faces opposition from the locals, the first thing they say "Those are just agents of USA messing around" and the problem is... that doesn't sound as far-fetched as it should. USA foreign policy has been very effective in painting the nation as an evil empire against which the Arabs should unite. I'm not saying that there wouldn't be terrorist nutjobs if not for USA but I am saying that they have more support and credibility due to actions by USA. As far as I'm aware, the main platform of Ahmadinejad is rallying against USA: He gains support during conflicts like these and loses it when people direct their attention to internal affairs.

    1. Re:I'll sign the above without being AC by Mojo66 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't have said it better. Too bad I have no mod points right now.

    2. Re:I'll sign the above without being AC by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its very simple really: when trying to determine WHY the US has taken military action of some sort - look to see which US Corporations will benefit the most and you have found the *real* reason the US is dropping bombs. Oh, there are some exceptions - at the micro level (killing Bin Laden for instance was a political coups for the sitting President), but on the macro level, it is always economics I think.
      Not that this marks it as different from just about any other country, but the US is the one country in the world that is more or less *always* at war somewhere. If they don't get drawn into one, they start it.
      I am sure there will be some conflict with Iran, its just too perfect for the military industrial complex in the US. The US isn't in any other war at the moment, and a new war with a new opponent is a great way to ensure a lot of US corporations make big bank - at the expense of all those honest US soldiers who have to conduct it mind you.
      I have BTW massive respect for the US military and its heroic members (despite a few exceptions), but they don't make the policy, they just have to carry it out.

      --
      "The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober" Arian Seid
    3. Re:I'll sign the above without being AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I actually think that what they did (and led other nations to do) in Libya was pretty great.

      I know those are all nitpick-y details to you, but I wish the president got permission from Congress, as he is theoretically supposed to. That really spoils the action that may have been, indeed, a good thing. There is no guarantee that the next such action won't be a lot worse.

    4. Re:I'll sign the above without being AC by tomhath · · Score: 2

      Pointing to the Arab Spring as "pretty great" kind of overlooks the fact that it wouldn't have been possible if the dictators thought they could slaughter any who opposed them. How many hundred thousand Kurds and Iraqis were killed by Saddam? Nobody know for sure. You think Mubarak or Qaddaffi couldn't have crushed those uprisings with force fifteen years ago?

    5. Re:I'll sign the above without being AC by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Its very simple really: when trying to determine WHY the US has taken military action of some sort - look to see which US Corporations will benefit the most and you have found the *real* reason the US is dropping bombs.

      Let's test that "theory" out. In 1948 the Soviets cut off West Berlin from the rest of West Germany in an attempt to force the Western Allies from the city. In response the Western Allies carried out the Berlin Airlift, flying more than 200,000 flights into the city in a year to deliver supplies of all kinds to the people of West Berlin. The Soviet blockade ultimately failed.

      So, question time - what US corporation was behind this? What corporate interest forced the US to expend massive amounts of resources to fly in supplies of all kinds into Berlin? Hmmmm? Berlin lay in ruins after the war, a final battleground for the Reich. What American corporation had such an enormous interest in the rubble of Berlin? If it was a corporation, shouldn't someone thank them?

      Next, 2005, Aech province, Indonesia - the US sent the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln to assist in relief efforts. It flew 2,800 relief missions, provided medical treatment for 2,200 people, and delivered 4,000 tons of supplies. What corporate interest was there?

      Next up - Korea. When North Korea, supplied by the Soviet Union and China, invaded and threatened to overrun South Korea, the US intervened. Why? There isn't any oil there. And yet the US spent more than 30,000 American lives to keep South Korea an independent, free nation. What corporate presence was there in the territory newly liberated from Japan?

      I am sure there will be some conflict with Iran, its just too perfect for the military industrial complex in the US.

      Too perfect in what way? Too perfect to let 20% of the worlds oil be cut off and see yet another shock to the world economy? (The Greeks are already rioting in the streets. Are you looking for cannibalism?)

      The US isn't in any other war at the moment,

      You mean other than having 100,000 troops in Afghanistan, fighting alongside America's NATO and other Allies?

      and a new war with a new opponent is a great way to ensure a lot of US corporations make big bank - at the expense of all those honest US soldiers who have to conduct it mind you.

      Really? Really? You don't think it is a good idea to keep the world's oil supply from being cut by 20%? That, in and of itself is not a good idea? US defense spending is only about 4% of GDP. A large chunk of defense spending is for pay and benefits. Any one company is going to get only a tiny fraction of the remainder. Do you really think the US would go to war for the benefit of one company for a fraction of GDP? Frankly, that is asinine given the risks, and costs.

      The idea that defense companies drive decisions about when America goes to war is stupid.

      --
      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
  15. Red Alert 2 ? by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    And I thought the attack dolphins in that game were silly.

    1. Re:Red Alert 2 ? by antdude · · Score: 1

      What about Darwin from SeaQuest DSV?

      --
      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  16. Coulnt monkeys be trained for the military too? by digitaldude99 · · Score: 2

    Monkeys are as smart as dolphins. Why doesnt someone teach them to use guns? then we could get people out of harms way. What you would do is first fo all locate your enemy with reconnaisance planes then drop some bananas over them and unleash the monkeys. They would naturally move towards the bannanas. It would probably be hard to teach a monkey to target troops of a particular country, so when they were sent in the friendly troops would have to get out of the way.

    1. Re:Coulnt monkeys be trained for the military too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monkeys are as smart as dolphins. Why doesnt someone teach them to use guns? then we could get people out of harms way. What you would do is first fo all locate your enemy with reconnaisance planes then drop some bananas over them and unleash the monkeys. They would naturally move towards the bannanas. It would probably be hard to teach a monkey to target troops of a particular country, so when they were sent in the friendly troops would have to get out of the way.

      Monkeys would not work, they are almost as dumb as humans.

    2. Re:Coulnt monkeys be trained for the military too? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Monkeys are much smarter then dolphins.

      Dolphins are about as smart as pigs or dogs. Which makes them perfect for training. Smart enough to do what you want, too stupid to realize they are expendable.

      The whole 'dolphins are as smart as humans' assertion was made by one 'scientist' who was on acid at the time. He spent the remainder of his life failing to teach dolphins to talk. Near the end of his life actual scientists found the explanation for the abnormally sized dolphin brains; Sonar signal processing. He ignored these findings as he was far too emotionally invested in his position. Don't be like him.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:Coulnt monkeys be trained for the military too? by cavePrisoner · · Score: 1

      Monkeys can be trained to detonate land mines. Morocco offered the US 2000 for that purpose during the initial Iraq war. The US refused. We'd rather use (human) combat engineers for that.

      http://www.upi.com/Business_News/Security-Industry/2003/03/24/Morocco-offers-US-monkeys-to-detonate-mine/UPI-14431048506179/

  17. Does it actually work? by Arrepiadd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I once saw a tv show where they talked about these military dolphins. I can't recall what the program was, but the outcome wasn't that great. They basically said the dolphins, being such intelligent creatures, sometimes actually lied for the fun of it. Unlike the dogs who simply do what they're told, the dolphins actually played with the rules and would say no mine was there even if they knew they were spotted as being lying.

    Maybe the psychological side of the training has evolved since then, or maybe it was just a campaign of misinformation, but if it's actually true, doesn't sound too great for this theory...

    1. Re:Does it actually work? by dotar · · Score: 2

      I've heard this too, also that the training worked a little too well, in that the dolphins used to bring the mines back to the ships....

  18. Iran has its own Dolphins too by ConaxConax · · Score: 1
    Iran bought dolphins from Ukraine in 2000.
    Weren't dolphins also deployed in 2003? I recall a story about them being loosed in the sea and then just swimming off to freedom, but as I'm having trouble finding links to any such story maybe it is misremebered.
    From the TFA I think this is interesting

    Former Admiral KEATING: They are astounding in their ability to detect underwater objects.
    NPR's TOM BOWMAN: Dolphins were sent to the Persian Gulf as part of the American invasion force in Iraq.
    KEATING: I'd rather not talk about whether we used them or not. They were present in theater.
    BOWMAN: But you can't say whether you used them or not.
    KEATING: I'd rather not.

  19. Re:Simple countermeasure - use anti-personnel mine by Fusselwurm · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...] during a typical navel exercise [...]

    you made my day here

  20. Iranians will hijack the dolphins by dmesg0 · · Score: 1

    It worked well with a drone, I see no reason why they won't do the same with the dolphins.
    After the capture they'll proudly demonstrate to the entire world what american dolphin infidels look like, and then send them for reverse engineering in China and Russia.

  21. PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given how intelligent dolphins are, and how much technology and money it would take to replicate the functions and capabilities of a living creature, I don't think your view plays out. You talk about how expensive it would be to train dolphins, but it would be many more times expensive to use hardware instead.

    We could use members of PETA.

    They're all vegans and therefore are skinnier than shit and wouldn't have any sonar profile.

    They're all super angry so if we told them that the Iranians were using mines to kill cute cuddly something or anothers, they'd be out there with sledge hammers.

    And then if we provided "proof" that the Iranians used dead (by clubbing) baby seals, well that'd be the end of that!

    Imagine an army of waifs storming into Iran.

    1. Re:PETA by lightknight · · Score: 1

      If Red Alert 2 has taught me anything, the Allies get dolphins, and the Soviets get giant squids.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    2. Re:PETA by gawdonblue · · Score: 1

      The Iranians would have no hope against Super Vegan Power!

  22. Pa love Fa? by gatkinso · · Score: 2

    OK fine, I'm old as dirt.

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    I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  23. STRAIT, not Straight by EmagGeek · · Score: 2

    It's a body of water, not an adjective indicating co-linearity.

  24. DADT got repealed by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    "Straight" is politically incorrect. It's the "Heterosexual of Hormuz".

    (Or "Strait of Hormuz" if you want to be pedantic about it.)

  25. ENGLISH, motherfucker, can you SPELL IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster could AT LEAST bothered to read the linked articles - fuck, even just the TITLES would have pointed out the correct spelling of "strait"...

  26. and by unity100 · · Score: 2

    . Also the actions of our government have since long ago not been a representation of the will of our people.

    what are you going to do about that ?

    1. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely internal revolutions rarely work. Are you currently lobbying your government to attack the United States and liberate it's oppressed populace? No? What do you want us to do? Suicide bomb the capital building? Democrats and Republicans are both heavily invested in preserving the status quo. Without a billionaire or at least several millionaires backing it a third party has no chance to break into national politics. All the rich people, well, they're rich, why would they want to shake things up? I'm all for constructive criticism but it needs to provide us with options or a plan of some sort. Telling Americans "Your country is screwed up, fix it!" doesn't really move us towards a solution. I want to see Americans free from the Military and Prison Industrial Complexes as much as anybody, I just don't know how.

      So, to the rest of the world..

      Help us! Please?

    2. Re:and by unity100 · · Score: 2

      revolutions start with individuals. the very first thing you need to realize and do should be to understand why this system is as it is, and what is the main factor for its existence. when you identify and externalize that cause, you can refrain from participating in creating that cause/factor and call on others to do it too. once you remove the cause, the effect will also go away.

  27. strait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's STRAIT of Hormuz, not STRAIGHT.

  28. Dear random whiny person by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but this is something that affects America and thus America has a right to respond. If nothing else, America has an economic interest in the oil continuing to flow.

    Further, they wouldn't be the only one. If Iran closed the strait they would have to invade Oman's waters to do so (as part of it is in there) and thus would defacto declare war on Oman. Then of course there's the fact that UNCLOS provides that it isn't legal to close down the strait just because you want to. Iran would be violating international law.

    So while the US would probably have the biggest response, on account of having the largest military and the most near by, they wouldn't be the only ones. The EU would join in, as would other Middle Eastern nations, who have not only an economic interest, but an interest in not letting Iran violate the sovereignty of another nation in that region (remembering that Iran is Persian, not Arab and there's little love lost between those two).

    So sorry if you don't like it, but the US is in the right here. Free transit of the ocean is an international right, and the strait is part of that. Iran doesn't get to close it down just because their feelings are hurt, and the US would be legally in the right to respond.

    1. Re:Dear random whiny person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may legally have the right to be the ones helping the bad guys (dictators, terrorists) gain support and credibility, but if you choose to do so, don't complain when that support ens up tearing down a couple of your skyscrapers.

      Remember the old Google "don't be evil"? Even though companies are legally allowed to be evil, there's still the option of choosing not to. It could end up making you friends, rather than enemies.

  29. I just love the quote: by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Obama administration has reportedly warned Iran that closing the Straight would provoke an American response.

    I love how it's only the US that can be 'provoked'.

    Remember, folks, Iran's apparently nuclear weapon program, while not illegal in any sense, 'provokes' the US. Countries have a perfect right to develop nukes if they want, and cut off inspections that they are only working towards nuclear power, and all it does is get them kicked out of the nuclear weapon's treaty, which means many countries won't sell uranium to them. That's it. It doesn't give anyone the right to attack them, or be 'provoked' into a war with them.

    I think people have somehow gotten confused since the Iraq war and think developing nukes are 'illegal', but Iraq signed a surrender in war saying they wouldn't develop nukes, so, if they actually had been doing so, it would be a violation of the surrender and the war would be back on. Iran is not anywhere near the same situation.

    However, threatening to bomb Iran in violation of international law is illegal. I don't mean actually bombing Iran, although that's also illegal...just threatening to attack countries over internal matters is actually illegal. As is planning to do so. It's a crime against peace. Somehow, that doesn't count as 'provoking'.

    But, if Iran does what is mostly within international law, closing of its own waterways to transit passage of countries threatening it, that is also 'provoking'. Countries are supposed to allow passage of ships through their waters as long as they don't stop, but they can stop that when, for example, people keep threatening to attack them. (And they can certainly keep out warships of countries that keep threatening them!)

    To summarize: Iran doing things we don't like that are possibly falling short of their treaty obligations, but are not in any way 'illegal', that's 'provoking' us. The US committing the outright war crime of planning and threatening to bomb them to change their internal behavior, why, it's crazy to think Iran might not like that.

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    1. Re:I just love the quote: by gtall · · Score: 0

      Sure, Iran with nuclear weapons would do so much for the Middle East, forcing the Arab countries to follow. That's what the world needs, a nuclear armed Middle East so the Shia and the Sunnis can finally settle that dispute that started in the 600's over someone's grand-nephew's dog getting whacked. Gee, if ever there were a good reason for a war, that one surely is. Remember, Islam is a peaceful religion no matter how many people have to die to make the rest of us idiots see it.

    2. Re:I just love the quote: by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      Remember, folks, Iran's apparently nuclear weapon program, while not illegal in any sense

      Iran is a signatory to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Under that treaty, they are legally restricted from developing nuclear weapons and legally required to allow the IAEA to monitor any nuclear program that they did have.

      If they're pursuing nuclear weaponry, it's clearly illegal.

    3. Re:I just love the quote: by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yes, and violating the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty means they get kicked out of the treaty. All that means, as I said, is that some other countries won't sell them uranium or plutonium. That's it.

      You can't invade other countries because they don't follow treaty obligations they freely signed. (Violating a peace treaty that a country was forced to sign at gunpoint usually mean the war is back on, but the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty is not one of those.)

      Also, 'illegal' is the wrong word. Treaty violations are not 'illegal' in any sense. It is not any sort of violation of international law(1) to develop nuclear weapons. And if it was, it would be illegal with or without a treaty. Only a few very very specific actions are illegal under international law...

      ...you know, actions like invading or planning or even threatening to invade other countries to alter their internal policy and behavior.

      You can threaten them in the sense 'If you commit an illegal act of war against X, we will invade you.', but you can't say 'If you elect person Y, or have a research project to develop Z, we will invade you.'. You cannot threaten war against other countries about their internal actions, just about things that could be, themselves, somehow be construed as act of war. (I.e., if they regularly attempt to violate the border, you can threaten war if they do it again, even if you ignored it in the past. Or even if they violate someone else's border...it doesn't have to be an act of war against you specifically, that's the entire premise for mutual defense treaties.)

      But any other threats, any threats about non-acts of war, are a 'crime against the peace', which is considered the first and most important war crime.

      I hate to have to point that out, because absolutely no one appears to believe me, but it is completely and utterly true. Threatening to make non-defensive war is as illegal as actually doing so. (Because if two countries keep threatening each other, eventually you'll end up in a war that both countries can make a reasonable claim is self-defense.)

      And the fact is, we constantly step over the line when dealing with various other countries, like Iran, illegally threatening them. And Iran, no matter how much the media tries to put words in their mouth, does not step over the line. (Iran has, despite what people seem to assume, never actually threatened to invade Israel.)

      1) Actually, a few people have argued that nuclear weapons are inherently illegal under the laws of war, as they cannot be 'untargeted' at civilian institutions. There is no way to use a nuclear weapon without civilian casualties, and hence they are unlawful. Whether or not this argument makes sense, the US obviously cannot use it.

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  30. If Iran blocks the strait ... by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

    ... the ships can use the gaiy instead.

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  31. Oblig. Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gillian: You're not from the military are you? Trying to teach whales to....retrieve torpedoes or some dipshit stuff like that?
    Kirk: No, ma'am. No dipshit.
    Gillian: Well, good. That was one thing, I would have dropped you off right here.

  32. Contract dolphins? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Is there a dolphin union? What about hazard pay, or death benefits to their families? Do they get the GI bill so they can go to school after their tour of duty?

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  33. to summarize by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyde_Park_and_Regent's_Park_bombings
    IRA attack on a British cavalry unit. Horses instead of dolphins, but I can see where you got that from

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  34. Day of the Dolphins.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fah love Pa!

  35. Re:Simple countermeasure - use anti-personnel mine by Solandri · · Score: 2

    just let out a couple of sonic farts at 140db should deafen the Dolphins permanently

    140 dB underwater is actually pretty quiet. Sound levels underwater are based on a reference of 1 Pascal at 1 meter. Sound levels in the air were arbitrarily referenced to 20 Pascal at 1 meter to better align it with the sensitivity of the human ear. Water also has a much higher impedance than air. Consequently, to convert underwater dB to to air dB, you have to subtract 62. 140 dB underwater is equivalent to just 78 dB in air. And even whales are able to pump out 180-190 dB.

    Unfortunately, PETA and some environmental groups have either failed to understand this or deliberately abused misunderstanding of it to generate hysteria among the public about the effects of underwater sonar and ship traffic on wildlife.

  36. Mod parent up. by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Parent is well informed on the topic.

    What is even worse is how we have US officials framing the idea of Iran blocking their waterway as an act of war! The Irony!! When it is the US involved in cutting off Iranian Oil from getting out as part of the sanctions against Iran exercising its (unpopular) rights -- that is not an act of war...

    Me, I think it is a big game of chicken. Convincing the other players who is more crazy, the USA or Iran. All the oil buyers want is stability so siding with the USA is what they think is in their best interests at the moment; while before, they were playing more towards the middle. If Iran can convince them that they are more crazy and can foobar everybody more then it will go back to being less committed. This is not likely to happen; I think. The USA has less to lose compared to everybody else and has power factions pushing heavily to attack Iran more than ever before and this is well known (and its an election year.)

  37. Spelling question: "Straight?" by Torodung · · Score: 1

    Just curious, why are folks spelling it the "Straight of Hormuz" instead of the "Strait." Is that a Queen's English spelling? In the US the correct spelling is definitely "strait," as in: "a narrow channel." Also, the linked articles spell it as "strait."

    Not meaning to be a pedant here, I'm actually genuinely curious. Either it's a common spelling error or a cultural standards difference, and I was wondering which.

  38. Dolphin SEALs? by walkerp1 · · Score: 1

    What an explosive issue...

  39. Your novel solution is naive... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    You know, for the Americans to but the hell out of other countries business and look at their own issues instead.

    So let's play your game; the United States withdraws from the Middle East and let's Iran do what it will. One of things happens:

    1) Israel decides to go it alone and attempt to destroy/delay the Iranian nuclear program. Iran retaliates through it's terrorist proxies and the global price of oil skyrockets.
    2) Israel uncharacteristically shows restraint; Iran goes nuclear. Now the Saudi's feel compelled to develop their own nukes. They do so. Tensions rise, nerves fray and someone on either side makes a tiny mistake that spirals out of control. The global price of oil skyrockets.

    You are also overlooking the fact that Europe is heavily invested in preventing the Iranians from going nuclear. Much of Europe is already within reach of Iran's missile technology. When Iran figures out how to mate a nuclear weapon to a ballistic missile Europe will be living under the threat of nuclear attack for the first time since the end of the Cold War.

    One last point: Consider who is reliant on oil from the Middle East. Hint: It's not the United States; we meet the vast majority of our energy needs from Western Hemisphere sources. China on the other hand is almost wholly dependent on Middle Eastern oil. If the United States decides to withdraw from that region do you think they are going to stand idly by or might they be inclined to step into our role as a regional stabilizer? Now ask yourself if you want a Chinese military presence in that part of the world.

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  40. Parent is an Biased Iranian Apologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Transit through the straits of Hormuz is allowed through international law, specifically the transit passage clause (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transit_passage). If Iran were to close the strait it would be in violation of international law.

    Even disregarding that, Oman also has territorial waters in the Straits and closing them to Omani ships would be an act of war. It just so happens that Oman is a US ally. If that's not a casus belli I don't know what is.

    1. Re:Parent is an Biased Iranian Apologist by bussdriver · · Score: 2

      No, I think Iran has rights to the part of the passage way that lies within their waters and part of it does (it is setup as two lanes.) Actually, the GPS lanes could be moved to Oman's waters and not touch Iranian waters; unless the treaty requires the 1 lane always be theirs or that the dividing line is defined as between the two lanes... I don't know but I wouldn't think so. Then Iran would be stuck as the traffic would move around them. It would not be within their rights to mess with the water outside their jurisdiction. I rarely hear of a treaty that doesn't have some sort of a national security clause of some sort (even without one its an excuse that often trumps any previous laws.)

      That being said, I'm not a biased Iranian Apologist; I have no connection to them, I am a white atheist and I hate all theocracies. Iran is not being handled properly and a huge portion of its people are not close to as backwards as their leadership who cares about ideology over its own people; but they get punished by the madness inside and outside their nation. BTW, here is a talk on game theory: http://mindyourdecisions.com/blog/2009/04/28/predicting-the-future-of-iran-using-game-theory-bruce-bueno-de-mesquita-on-tedcom/

    2. Re:Parent is an Biased Iranian Apologist by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      If Iran were to close the strait it would be in violation of international law.

      'violation of international law' != 'act of war'.

      Under the laws of the seas, yes, Iran must keep that passage open. However, failure to do so does not mean that they have declared war on anyone, and it does not give others some sort of excuse to declare war on them.

      Of course, it all depends on how they're keeping it closed. Ordering ships to turn back or be shot would be an act of war. (Well, at least actually shooting at them would be.)

      OTOH, simply continually moving ships around so that no one can safely pass would, while in violation of their obligation to keep the strait open, would not be an act of war. Or dragging a giant net across the ocean.

      As for Oman, I thought at some point ships had to pass through Iranian waters thanks to the lay of the strait. If everyone can just detour through Oman waters, the entire game's off. Iranian ships can't put themselves in Oman waters to blockade, because Oman will just demand they leave, as they clearly not would not be following valid 'transit passage' rules. Ships have a right to pass through straits, not screw around in them. And if they don't leave, well, parking warships in other people's waters against their wishes is, in fact, an act of war.

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    3. Re:Parent is an Biased Iranian Apologist by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Ah, I just checked, wondering what sort of 'national security' exceptions that 'transit passage' has. Here it is, folks:

      Article 39: Ships and aircraft, while exercising the right of transit passage, shall: (b) refrain from any threat or use of force against the sovereignty, territorial integrity or political independence of States bordering the strait, or in any other manner in violation of the principles of international law embodied in the Charter of the United Nations;

      So yeah. Iran does, indeed, have a perfectly valid reason to deny US ships passage through the strait....because we keep threatening (in violation of international law) to attack their nuclear weapons productions. (Strangely, it reads as if they can keep us out of the Oman side, also...that can't be right. I suspect that it means Oman could also keep us out, if it wanted, because we threatened Iran. Iran can't keep us out of Oman!)

      There's an idiom about chickens and roosting that is apt here.

      Here's the section on transit passage.

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  41. Re:Simple countermeasure - use anti-personnel mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a little more than just dolphins available for that task. Also, the way that audio energy travels in water would preclude causing the mines to simply respond to the small pingers that the dolphins attach. Remember, that for the pingers to be useful for us (to go find the things), they have to travel a pretty good distance. Ever been scuba diving? When a ship passes nearby it's impossible to tell where it is by listening. The sound is "everywhere". Out of the water, we determine direction by the time/phase difference in the audio heard by our ears. In water, the delay is so minuscule that we can't do it. Sound, particularly low frequencies travel great distances in water. The Salinity of the water is also an issue.

    Also, the mine technology of the region is... unimpressive. The stuff looks like old time ham radio projects. Dipswitches and 4000 series CMOS badly sealed with common hardware store silicone goo is hardly advanced technology.
    http://www.joetalbot.net/pages/2.htm

    Dolphins are mysterious and cute. So they always get more TV time and press coverage. The TV crews just ate up all of the dolphin stuff that they could find in 2003. It's happening again, of course. So, Lots of cute dolphin pictures at this site from a few years ago at this site.
    http://www.joetalbot.net/pictures.html

  42. Re:We're here for a reason by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    Come on man, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

  43. Time for USAF to enter the picture by bsa3 · · Score: 1

    With Directed Energy Sea Mammals —even if thef Orbiting Pelican Relay Mirror (OPRM) is no longer needed to whack Osama.

  44. i was there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are 4many us navy minesweeper ships made of Douglass fir, ceader and fiberglass. Yes a navy ship that is non magnetic. I was an NBC operator and tech. I can say for certain. These ships are more effective than dolphins. France, and british have anti mine ships as well. Want to know more... look up an/slq-48

  45. If deployed, will the dolphins at least get.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...combat pay, veteran's benefits, and purple hearts if injured in the line of combat?

    And will the VA at least see about expediting any post-war medical procedures they've gotten, unlike many of our other returning vets? :D

    Is using vets in a discussion about non-human military personnel too ambiguous?

    These questions the people want to know!

  46. Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "strait", not "straight".

  47. You mean China by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah! China, fuck yeah! I'll take China over the US any day. I'm in Malaysia, much closer to China than to the US, so I didn't say that lightly. Throughout China's 4000 years of history, they have never concerned themselves outside their sphere of influence. Overall, China had a positive impact on the region, increasing trade and stopping belligerent smaller nations from fighting too much. In Asia, the Chinese are considered to be very pragmatic, hard working and favours making a profit over glorious but costly nationalistic victories. The US is not benign. It is doing exactly what other expansionist empires did, namely gunboat diplomacy. At least the British always had profit in mind when they slaughtered entire villages. You just do it because you can. In fact, looking at where your politics are heading (SOPA, PATRIOT et al.), I say the US is metastasising into a fascist police-state oligarchy. Being the sole superpower caused this to your country. In my opinion, Americans should welcome China and other emerging superpowers to keep your own government in check. So yeah, I for one welcome our friendly Chinese overlords.

  48. Minesweeper by Candyban · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been secretly training office workers for decades. This is why minesweeper is in the default install since Windows 3.1.

  49. c'mon "editors" by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's "strait of Hormuz", not "straight of Hormuz"

    Y'know, not to suggest anything radical or anything, but maybe slashdot should pursue the idea of hiring an editor who can, you know... edit.

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    1. Re:c'mon "editors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would plus you if i wasn't too lazy to logon

  50. I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Release a bunch of dolphins with a depth gauge, GPS and wireless transmitter. Pinpoint the exact place where that signal gets lost and hey presto!

    There was a mine there.

  51. Dire by adpads · · Score: 1

    Note: It should be Strait of Hormuz, not "Straight."

  52. I have a great solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the perfect solution. It's one that would save a lot of money, reduce casualties and be good for morale. It would be the perfect public relations campaign, increase National Security, help to defeat terrorism, and balance the budget:

    STOP STARTING WARS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! /me for president.

  53. Iranian stupidity by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that the US is just waiting for a reason to strike at Iran, and an Iranian naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is just such a reason.

    Oh, and if this happens I hope the US uses bases in Israel to launch attacks from - then the Iranians are likely to attack Israel which then can proceed to obliterate Tehran and the nuclear testing sites, the latter using ultra-dirty bombs. This way the areas can be polluted with radioactivity to such a degree that it will be inaccessible for centuries, thus wiping the slate and forcing the Iranians to start over with their nuclear (bomb) program.

    Iran cannot possible win - or even survive - such a conflict so one has to wonder why they are so eager to provoke one. Maybe they are completely insane and believe that "God will protect them" and similar nonsense?

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  54. couchdouche blows it and runs away? LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  55. couchdouche the troll blows it & runs away? LM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. Spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to go back to elementary school, and learn how to spell.

  57. Spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys do realize that the word is "Strait" right? Not "straight"?

  58. Better than before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they make dolphins "bonk" the mines during WW2 to "disarm" them, as opposed to marking them now?

  59. I'm surprised by rush,overlord,rush! · · Score: 1

    Nobody's talking about Johnny Mnemonic? I like Jones.