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Ask Slashdot: Money-Making Home-Based Tech Skills?

New submitter ThatGamerChick writes "I'm a stay-at-home mom, but I'd like to be a work-at-home mom. I've done a few writing gigs, but I'm not a really good writer and cannot charge the fees needed for it to be worth my time. I'm just looking for something that I can teach myself in a few months and start taking small projects and working my way up from there. I've found that PHP, HTML and CSS to be the most demanded skills on sites like Elance, but the talent pool is flooded with overseas workers and Americans with so much more experience than me. Even when I was offering writing and virtual admin services on Elance I was having a hard time against them. So I'm asking here, because I think most of you may have a good insight on this type of thing as an employer of freelancers or as the freelancer themselves." What success have you had, either working from home, or employing those who do?

332 comments

  1. Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems like the best way to me!

    1. Re:Home porn videos? by zerobeat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is it that just about every time a women posts something on the internet someone has to immediately turn the topic to sex???

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    2. Re:Home porn videos? by sourcerror · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I guess porn was mentioned here because there are actually no well paying work-from-home jobs that you can get in 2-3 months. If it can be done from home, it can be done from India as well.

    3. Re:Home porn videos? by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because it's a stupid question that's offensive and lacks common sense. She thinks she can learn some magical wizard skill that is not location based, but will allow her to make money without overseas competition, or people that are way more skilled.

      I'd say camming is the best bet (it used to pay decent anyway).

      Competing locally on WordPress/drupal websites may work too, but the marketing is going to take significant out of house time. I'd suspect one could learn to make decent websites in a couple months, sell them for $600, half week's work, but again, you'll have to seek customers locally.

      Would you really want to pay anything to get PHP written by somebody that learned it in a few months?

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    4. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I guess porn was mentioned here because there are actually no well paying work-from-home jobs that you can get in 2-3 months. If it can be done from home, it can be done from India as well.

      but not if you want your actresses without moustaches

    5. Re:Home porn videos? by formfeed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...there are actually no well paying work-from-home jobs that you can get in 2-3 months. If it can be done from home, it can be done from India as well.

      - Unless being local is either necessary or preferred.
      I would start with things I like to do and see if others are interested. Crafts, programming for kids, educational crafts, helping others with assembling technical home improvement projects, building water barrels, ..

      Parents might pay for something that is in between a daycare and technical home-schooling - especially if the class meets Saturday night occasionally.

    6. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Slashdot has a lot of people that can't buy a lay.

    7. Re:Home porn videos? by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Informative

      My mod points just ran out so I will just say it - that's the most informative and insightful thing I've read all week.
      As a professional software engineer with a masters degree in software engineering and twenty years of professional experience, the question literally offended me.

      Quick, Easy, Make a lot of money. Pick two.

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    8. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unless it's translation*. For translation, you need to be really good at two languages — either you need to have grown up bilingual, or you need to have lived for a long time in a country where the language you're translating from or to is spoken. You probably won't find many people in India who can translate texts written in non-Indian languages to English or the other way round.
      There are a couple websites where you can sign up as a translator and start doing translations. I use and would recommend myGengo

      Here's my referral link, in case you're genuinely interested: http://mygengo.com/express/a/3e46f

      * (if it's translation from English to an Indian language (or possibly the other way round), India would be the best place though)

    9. Re:Home porn videos? by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Would you really want to pay anything to get PHP written by somebody that learned it in a few months?

      Yes, if they're cheap (because they've just learned PHP) but good (because they've just learned PHP, now that it has namespaces and proper objects) and smart (enough to know what good code looks like rather than cheap mass-cut-and-paste crap from outsourced Indian code monkeys).

      After learning PHP for a few months with an appropriate eye toward best practices, the OP could produce code that's functional as a starting point for a new web-based business. Sure, it wouldn't be spectacular or particularly efficient, but it'd be enough to show investors the idea and eventually mold into a working system.

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    10. Re:Home porn videos? by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You appear to be talking about someone that already knows how to write web apps learning PHP, I don't think that's what the article writer is, and it's not really what I meant.

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    11. Re:Home porn videos? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Informative

      For the most part, I agree. However, I can think of three things which can be done well, from home (possibly with a little training) in the tech/industry fields with which I've seen done.

      * Documentation writer. You mentioned you don't write well, but consider how poorly most documentation is written. I'm not talking about product sleeve documentation or anything like that, but more in the systems/development realm. Granted, you'd have to find an employer who is open to this non-traditional approach. This one has quite a few caveats, though: are you technically inclined? Can you read code well enough to tell what it does (having someone go through and double-check code for stupid mistakes while documenting is often useful, and doesn't necessarily take a lot of skill)?

      * Video production tasks - editing, conversion, and encoding. I have roughly 20 hours of video which I need to have taken from a raw DV format, edited, and converted into H264, and posted onto a public site roughly twice a month. We've got someone who does this on the side for us, at home. The video is for archival/educational/historic purposes. The only caveat is that you'd have to be able to be in close proximity to an operation similar to this and be able to follow detailed instructions on what needs to be done.

      * Medical coding/transcriptionist. I know this is a very common work-from-home job, though it requires a fair amount of relatively expensive training. It pays roughly as well as a junior level sysadmin job in many areas, I've noticed. You can work from home, usually at odd hours (doctors need their notes transcribed at all hours of the day), with a fair amount of flexibility for things like "the kids need dinner". You'd have to be able to type fairly quickly, know the coding of medications, and things like that. I'm not sure about the costs or time requirements associated with the training, however. Anywhere with a regional hospital nearby is going to need quite a few people to do this (a 100-workstation private practice I'm familiar with had 6+ doing this).

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    12. Re:Home porn videos? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      She could probably also get on with one of the shady web scraping/placement operation/SEO, if she knew of any. I've met people with hardly any skill who make a fair amount of money doing this.

      At that point, pornography is more ethical.

      If you have scruples, you have a very linear, hard road to climb. Pay is proportional to skill and ability. The only time that seems to deviate is when gross ethical/moral misconduct is involved (whether the participants realize it or not).

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    13. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Realistically, she wouldn't be able to do anything to a good standard in a few months. However she may still well find work and may still be able to do some things to an adequate level. Really basic stuff unless she is very smart. Donkey work. Things that just about work but nothing at all complex.

      Good web developers such as myself will demand serious pay. There's a lot of stuff out there that can't afford us and she would be a prime candidate for that.

      Given that no evidence is presented at all that she has any programming experience or understanding, it may be a lost cause. I would suggest she sticks to HTML and CSS first. Leave PHP and JS until later.

    14. Re:Home porn videos? by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      Not at all. I don't really care whether someone has already written several web apps, or not.

      I care more that the programmer recognized when learning that there are good and bad ways to write a program, and went to the effort to learn the differences. Simple things are obvious, yet make an enormous difference:

      • Don't pollute namespaces with your own functions, especially the default.
      • Give variables descriptive names when possible, and avoid unwarranted reuse
      • Include descriptive, well-worded comments for every function, and every nontrivial block
      • Use frameworks where practical, to avoid the security and maintainability pitfalls of writing your own from scratch

      These kinds of practices are straightforward to learn, and make for great habits. However, they aren't the kind of things you'll find on any "PHP in 2 hours" tutorial, and they aren't generally in the material presented in Indian programming schools. Since the writer asked Slashdot, I assume she has already seen the myriad articles and discussions regarding good practices, and is at least aware that such things exist.

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    15. Re:Home porn videos? by Lori_Flynn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Way to make women feel really welcome in this space.... NOT. Few women post to here, and even fewer identify themselves as women. Wonder why?

    16. Re:Home porn videos? by Lori_Flynn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, that's why there are few women who post here, and even fewer who identify that they are women. The frat club atmosphere needs to change, and we need to be welcoming to women geeks here.

    17. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the question literally offended me

      As opposed to figuratively offending you?

    18. Re:Home porn videos? by keith_nt4 · · Score: 5, Informative

      * Medical coding/transcriptionist. I know this is a very common work-from-home job, though it requires a fair amount of relatively expensive training. It pays roughly as well as a junior level sysadmin job in many areas, I've noticed. You can work from home, usually at odd hours (doctors need their notes transcribed at all hours of the day), with a fair amount of flexibility for things like "the kids need dinner". You'd have to be able to type fairly quickly, know the coding of medications, and things like that. I'm not sure about the costs or time requirements associated with the training, however. Anywhere with a regional hospital nearby is going to need quite a few people to do this (a 100-workstation private practice I'm familiar with had 6+ doing this).

      I work for a relatively small hospital in a relatively rural area and we just got through outsourcing/cutting out our transcriptionists: some of them are still working for the hospital but now employed by an off-shore company while the doctors are apparently going to be using "Dragon Medical" speech dictation software. Point is this option's future my have a shelf life.

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    19. Re:Home porn videos? by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is just sickening the speed with which ogres immediately start talking about porn whenever a woman posts. Try a little respect!

    20. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suppose that there might be a few small businesses ( doctor's offices and such) that might do this but major hospitals don't use humans to determine billing codes but software to maximize insurance paybacks. Simply put, if you have 3 codes for a patient you have 9 different sequences that they can be entered. But only 1 of those 9 will maximize payment since the first code may be paid at 80% allowed, the second at 60%, the third at 40%. This is how Medicare/Medicaid use to work when I use to work at a major hospital.

    21. Re:Home porn videos? by laederkeps · · Score: 1

      Way to make women feel really welcome in this space.... NOT. Few women post to here, and even fewer identify themselves as women. Wonder why?

      It could hardly be the other way around, could it?

    22. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "women" = plural
      "woman" = singular
      "a women" = craigslist-level stupid

    23. Re:Home porn videos? by Lori_Flynn · · Score: 1

      Ha! True. The point is: Of the small percentage of Slashdotters that are women, there is a high percentage that actively hide their gender when posting, in order to avoid getting those kinds of comments. I'd like a more welcoming atmosphere for women geeks here. It would help to make a better atmosphere if those kinds of comments would get modded down.

    24. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medical coding/transcriptionist? Oh wow, I did some transcription work for Amazon Turk doing everything from podcasts to yoga sessions and interviews. Just 5 minutes of talking would end up taking 30 minutes of typing. Really made me appreciate the bandwidth of speech over typing and reading.

    25. Re:Home porn videos? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      If your moral standard excludes consenting adults doing things that don't involve others, then I imagine pretty much everything is unethical.

      Generally the deviation I've found is lack of desirability. For example trashmen get decent pay.

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    26. Re:Home porn videos? by SendBot · · Score: 1

      Beats being literally disfigured with beatings.

    27. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over yourself, asshole. "Literally offended" huh? You must be a real piece of work.

    28. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a girl that came to read peoples views and their input on this women's situation I was offended to see that the very first comment was about sex. I had the feeling the topic would turn that direction when I saw she admitted to being a female, but i didn't realize it would be so immediate. I rarely post here, but the atmosphere really doesn't seem that women are treated with respect or equality. I thought this was the crowd of people that are usually accepting and above this behavior.

    29. Re:Home porn videos? by Toze · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correction. Quick, easy, makes a lot of money, legal; pick three.

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    30. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was the crowd of people that are usually accepting and above this behavior.

      you must be new around here

    31. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too lazy to login, but a lot of women watch porn

    32. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Its also embarrassing. What lame-ass geek needs to ask women geeks to do porn? Every self-respecting male geek already has a TB of porn.

    33. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I consider myself a quite capable web developer and although I have a few contract jobs and an in-house, day-per-week job which covers my expenses between the lumps from the contract jobs, the only money I've received from an online job has been for scraping or other grey/black-hat work. Granted I've been looking in the wrong places if I look at all but yeah...just adding weight to the parent. One thing I'd challenge, however, is that pay is proportional to skill and ability; that isn't the whole truth. Like stay-at-home-but-wishing-to-work-at-home-mum, there's a whole world out there needing our skills and would be thrilled at the prices we'd charge but it's hard being a successful marketer when you sit at home all day in your underwear. Shit... =(

    34. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Way to make women feel really welcome in this space.... NOT.
      Few women post to here, and even fewer identify themselves as women. Wonder why?

      It could hardly be the other way around, could it?

      You must be new here...

    35. Re:Home porn videos? by madmark1 · · Score: 1

      And I will guess that you learned each language in a couple months, then started out with simple projects, and built up your experience, yes? So now you are offended by someone else asking how best to do the same thing? I didn't read anything in the question where she said she wanted to be making six figures tomorrow.

      I know 3 software engineers, two of which have masters degrees as well. One of them is a damn fine coder. The other two have master's degrees.

    36. Re:Home porn videos? by xhrit · · Score: 1

      I am starting to think OP is a stealth guerilla marketing astroturf slashvertisement for elance.com...

    37. Re:Home porn videos? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You realize that most pornography produced hasn't exactly been that, right? Pornography is not typically considered to be desirable work. It's degrading, dehumanizing work (as evidenced by the very, very high rate of suicide, reckless behavior, and drug abuse among performers).

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    38. Re:Home porn videos? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Pay is also largely inversely proportional to one's scruples.

      Said another way, if you don't have skill and ability in something desirable (or able to do something required but undesirable), you've got to make up for it one way or another through a weak moral backbone.

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    39. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we want them here? They aren't going to have sex with you just because you kiss their asses on the internet you know....

    40. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this why we need SOPA, PIPA, ACTA and other internet censors ?

      This does not have anything to do with women posting, take out your whatever complex out and throw it into dust bin.

      this is internet, but also face reality not utopia.

    41. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about YO MOMMA?

    42. Re:Home porn videos? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The frat club atmosphere needs to change, and we need to be welcoming to women geeks here.

      Why?

      Seriously. We have to change a dynamic that many existing users seem to like just fine, judging by the way that it exists clearly enough to whine about it, to the end of creating a better environment to self-identified outsiders? What, exactly, do female geeks have to offer that is so superior to the offerings of current users that to justify changing the entire dynamic to suit them?

      Yes, I'll probably get mod-bombed for it, but I think it's a valid question.

    43. Re:Home porn videos? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I had a doctor (ENT) that used that speech dictation software. I say "had", because I only visited him once, and never went back, and instead found a different doctor. What a fucking jerk that guy was. He had a PC in each office, and after taking some notes with a rather snotty demeanor, apparently expected his patients to sit there while he dictated his stupid notes into the computer, instead of doing this on his own time in his own office. His office staff was also terribly rude and unhelpful, and on top of all that, they mixed up my records with some other patients', and the first girl who saw us said this was a common problem for them.

      After that experience, I went on Google Maps to give the guy a nasty review, and lo and behold found a bunch of other reviews saying the same thing about his office staff being rude etc. Now, I try to always look for reviews of doctors (or anything else) before wasting my time there.

    44. Re:Home porn videos? by mysidia · · Score: 0

      Correction. Quick, easy, makes a lot of money, legal; pick three.

      Naw... it's Fast, Easy, Good... and you can have any two.

      Where 'Good' in this case, means the outcome is you make a lot of money without going to jail

    45. Re:Home porn videos? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      She could probably also get on with one of the shady web scraping/placement operation/SEO, if she knew of any. I've met people with hardly any skill who make a fair amount of money doing this.

      Don't forget the businesses respectively of harvesting e-mail addresses and transmitting advertising. And guerrilla marketing for-hire firms... (for example: getting paid $0.10 a review by companies to visit various retailers' websites and post favorable authentic-looking reviews and blog articles for their product and negative reviews for major competitors')

      As soon as someone's willing to engage in shady businesses/questionable tactics, the number of simple potentially lucrative options explodes.

    46. Re:Home porn videos? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 2

      Well, perhaps because being a douche to women because they're women is terrible behavior, and is extremely repetitive and boring in addition. I mean, if the "offerings of current users" that you're referring to is the ridiculous anti-woman drivel that passes for wit around here, I think the answer to what female geeks have that is better is pretty obvious - anything else. I mean, even if they uniformly produce stupid, vacuous jokes that are gross and terrible, they still win on novelty points over your precious "offerings."

      TL;DR version - You're a dimwit and a jerk for trying to justify misogyny. Women are people, treat them like fucking people already.

    47. Re:Home porn videos? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm not justifying anything, nor am I making excuses for any behavior. I'm calling out hypocritical bullshit for what it is, and getting more of the same in response. Clearly, slashdot has survived 10+ years with what it has, and if you haven't seen anything more than "ridiculous anti-woman drivel" then a) that's your own fault for not noticing the other 90% of the posts and b) why the fuck are you still coming here?

      What the post I responded to was essentially demanding is the same as if I were to accept my brother's invitation to come over next Sunday, but demand that they turn off the Superbowl and turn on a Farscape marathon, instead, because I don't like football. I.E, a 'douchebag move.'

      Fuck you and all the self-righteous 'white knight' dimwits like you, for not knowing the difference between 'treating women like people' and 'demanding everyone change to suit their individual preferences.' I don't care about the plumbing, I'll call out any self-important douche on it.

      TL:DR version: 'You're not special, and you don't deserve special treatment' is the real definition of 'equality," and if 'misogyny' means 'not bending over backwards to kiss ass,' then it's something that needs to be kept alive.

    48. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, she never said "make a lot of money." She just wants to make money. Why is that a sin? She has time, and the desire to work. Why not get paid for it? Why assume she wants an astronomical sum for a few hours of work?

    49. Re:Home porn videos? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      I guess porn was mentioned here because there are actually no well paying work-from-home jobs that you can get in 2-3 months. If it can be done from home, it can be done from India as well.

      Don't tell me, please don't tell me that India gonna takes away the porn making business too !!!

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    50. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up a little. There are also a lot of men in porn.
      I'm sure you could talk about their d*cks and asses for a whole day.

      We're all human and entitled to a little fun. And from where I come, woman are as bad as men, they are just more covert about it.

    51. Re:Home porn videos? by KramberryKoncerto · · Score: 2

      The "porn" comments can be considered rude and vulgar, but they only appeal to the prevalent demand for female pornography actors, rather than being intrinsically sexual. If male pornography actors were more marketable, the same thing would happen to a stay-at-home dad, and people might even talk about gay porn. Moreover, I believe the first post was first mostly because it was short, and indeed many people follow the headlines closely. You also made two sweeping generalizations, before and after you saw the first post.

    52. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a flying fuck about what women feel when they come here.
      Equality right? Then fucking don't demand special treatment.
      Women want men to "learn to talk to them?," well bitches, learn to
      listen about porn.

      Most women don't like porn because they are fucking disgusting
      compared to the whores on the movie.

      Also, men don't make any money on porn. WOMEN do.
      Then the filthy whores victimize themselves.

      Ever seen a homeless woman vet? No. Right?

      Fucking bitches.

    53. Re:Home porn videos? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Of the small percentage of Slashdotters that are women, there is a high percentage that actively hide their gender when posting, in order to avoid getting those kinds of comments.

      Fine. I'm here to discuss ideas. Don't specify your gender if that's what makes you most comfortable. I'm pretty sure some of the people that identify as female are really male anyway.

      This isn't a dating service, we don't need to know your gender. My wife laughed at this thread, by the way. She certainly wouldn't take a suggestion to do porn seriously, it's a slashdot post, get some perspective.

    54. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      women don't post here beacause women are born uninterested in technology. Here's a video explaining the situation:
      http://www.mrctv.org/videos/brainwashing-norway-part-1-gender-equality

    55. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a professional software engineer with a masters degree in software engineering and twenty years of professional experience,

      Well, you go and get a real PE, and then we'll talk, Sparky.

      Arrogant prick.

    56. Re:Home porn videos? by t0rkm3 · · Score: 2

      Huh... That's funny, cuz I was talking to my wife, who is fairly market savvy, what she thought would be a good way to try to leverage my skills into working from home... and she looked at me, smiled and said, "Besides porn?"

      Truth is, it is a low overhead system, that if worked correctly can yield a high income without building your network, and doing something that comes naturally.

    57. Re:Home porn videos? by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

      My daughter 'designs websites'. She makes good money, but doesn't seem to know much about html. Essentially, she agrees with SME clients 'how it should look', (and what stats they will require) and contracts a virtual gang of guys to code it the way she specifies. Just demonstrates that 'good taste rules OK', and the distaff can have a dominant USP.

    58. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a small public hospital in the South East US. While we have in-house coders we also employ remote coders who work from home. With the changover to ICD10 on the way, many of our older coders will retire or move on to other things rather than learn the new code. We're finding that this is an issue facing other hospitals in our region. Whenever I get asked what would be something good to learn that also pays well in the medical field while still giving someone the opportunity to stay at home with the family I tell them coding. We've tried working with Dragon Medical in the past but many of our physicians refused to use it rather quickly. So while I agree that there is an expiration for transcription and coding skills, it is going to be far off in the future.

    59. Re:Home porn videos? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      I've certainly seen other things on slashdot - but what the poster above was discussing, and what you were defending, was the "The frat club atmosphere." If you go even farther up the chain, you can see that that poster was responding to the problem of anything said by an acknowledged woman immediately turning into demeaning sexual comments.

      If the behavior you're defending is sexually harassing women on forums, damn right I demand you change. Because that's not acceptable behavior - and yes, it is misogyny. Nowhere is anyone suggesting special treatment or ass kissing; no one is mad at the people who said "You're asking how to undercut something I worked a long time to do, with no work, STFU." People are pissed off at the douchebags who think that someone being a woman is an excuse to dismiss her with "Go do porn, sex is what women are for."

      Also, last I checked, Slashdot wasn't an exclusive community. High UID doesn't actually make you special, any more than being a woman or a man does. It's supposed to be "news for nerds" and discussion thereof - if there's some "Women must agree to take any and all sexual comments without offense, people who aren't misogynist fuckwits can't comment on the misogyny" rule, I missed it in the TOS.

    60. Re:Home porn videos? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Online Reputation Management?

    61. Re:Home porn videos? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I've certainly seen other things on slashdot - but what the poster above was discussing, and what you were defending, was the "The frat club atmosphere." If you go even farther up the chain, you can see that that poster was responding to the problem of anything said by an acknowledged woman immediately turning into demeaning sexual comments.

      Again, I'm not defending anything. I'm calling bullshit on said responses to it. If the "frat club atmosphere," as you call it, works for the community, then you have no right to demand it's changed.

      If the behavior you're defending is sexually harassing women on forums, damn right I demand you change. Because that's not acceptable behavior - and yes, it is misogyny.

      In that case, fuck you. That's what I say to your "demands," because I don't care about your subjective value judgments. If you have a problem with their behavior, you can ridicule them, mock them, denounce them, try to convert them, or whine about them like a passive-aggressive little bitch.

      What you can NOT do is demand that they change to suit YOUR values. The moment you do that, you're in the wrong, no better than those religious idiots who are constantly killing those other religious idiots over some disagreement about what color jockey shorts the divine sky daddy wears, or who scream about the end of the world because somewhere, sometime, two men may be holding hands. You are not that important, and your values mean precisely dick to anyone but you.

      If the atmosphere changes, it will be because there was a good reason for it to happen. Either the balance of the community shifted to those who agree with you, or someone made a well-reasoned argument that resonated with them ("Stop that right now! It's bad!" doesn't qualify, sorry) or even because the head of the forums decide to get heavy-handed and make it a new rule (which never tends to turn out well for established communities). It will NOT be because some self-important, precious snowflake got a hair up her ass about a community of a few hundred thousand not behaving to suit her.

    62. Re:Home porn videos? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      You're not worth arguing with. I hope you have a nice day, and stop defending misogyny, but you're not very effective at it, so it's not a terribly large concern to me.

    63. Re:Home porn videos? by sixtyeight · · Score: 1

      Because it's a stupid question that's offensive and lacks common sense. She thinks she can learn some magical wizard skill that is not location based, but will allow her to make money without overseas competition, or people that are way more skilled.

      Pretty much. The underlying factor of her question is, "What can we do in an international economy in which we're uncompetitive and unskilled, and still have it easy like America did in the 1950's?" Which is just America in denial and trying to hit the Snooze button.

      However, there are some options for the clever.

      There's nothing that says that she can't do what Americans do best: innovate. The practical upshot of all that cheap freelance labor from India is that now, anyone can afford them - even you. So what's stopping you from using that good, old-fashioned American ingenuity to come up with a thrilling new kind of website or thrilling new app that uses newly-emerging technologies, and hiring people in India to actually write the code? This enables us to continue coming up with new business concepts that actually keep up with technology - and keep it becoming relevant faster than corrupt politicians can legislate against it, by the way - and make plenty of profit as well.

      There's also nothing stopping you from making money off the resale of freelancer-developed scripts, properly done. Don't know how often I encounter the same listings of people asking for more or less the same kind of script on these freelance sites, and each new person who wants them will typically commission someone oveseas to write the whole project from scratch again. Commission it once, put your script up for sale, and make money off the next person seeking that kind of script. Everybody comes out ahead, and the for-pay, reasonably-priced code base then becomes something that can be gradually built upon.

      Bottom line, if you can't come up with great ideas for sites or apps that you can pay others to actually code, you're saying either that everything's been invented already or that you have the imaginative capacity of a yogurt cup. In all likelihood, neither are true.

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    64. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you look at the first post and assume it is about women, you are making the assumption that all porn is made by women. There is a significant portion of men who prefer men, I would like to point out, and they also want porn movies.

      Not all ogres are men, either.

    65. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not particularly sympathetic to the "X needs to never be discussed" crowd, whether X is criticism of religion, an OS, a practice that some people in a gender find offensive, or whatever. My view is that if someone can't deal with discussion of something, that is their problem, not a problem of those discussing the topic.

      However, there is a good reason for "porn" not to come up -- porn doesn't work because it's doesn't fulfill the requirements. One of the constraints the author had was needing to not have to compete with overseas workers. On the Internet, everyone on earth is at most a couple hundred milliseconds away, and I don't see any realistic way in which someone doing webcam pornography domestically has any competitive advantage over anyone else.

    66. Re:Home porn videos? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And I'll take some small pleasure in knowing that we don't have anything to worry about from you, who can only echo the same invalidated point over and over again, and that you'll cry into your pillow because those meanies on slashdot are hurting your feelings.

    67. Re:Home porn videos? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      [quote accent="Soutpark's hicks"]

      Dey took our blowjurbs

      [/quote]

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      Also FatPhil on SoylentNews, id 863
    68. Re:Home porn videos? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      In the category of home porn videos, donkey work definitely costs extra.

      --
      Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
    69. Re:Home porn videos? by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

      First, let me say that I completely agree with you and I would really like to see more women post on Slashdot. Heck, I'd really like to be working with more female developers, it kinda gets depressing at times only working with other guys.

      However, understand that there exists a huge demographic of men on this forum that, let's say, won't be finding love anytime soon. Such a situation can warp one's sensibilities to the extent that they feel little apathy for the gender that, from their perspective, appear to be oppressing them. Misogynistic comments are one of the ways they lash out to mask the pain that they feel for being rejected. I've never gone that far, but I can understand their perspective because I was hopelessly single for most of my life, it wears a guy down after a while whether he admits it or not.

      Conversely, they same thing happens in reverse. If a guy enters a forum where there is primarily a huge demographic of unattractive women and/or lesbians, I can guarantee there will be a flood of misandrist (funny how my spell check doesn't recognize this word...) comments towards this individual. The reasons for this behavior is quite similar to the treatment of women in this forum.

      Do the above examples justify this kind of sexist behavior? Absolutely not! In the end, each of us as individuals are responsible for our own behavior and our own status quo. If there's something in your life that you don't like, put up with it and shut up, or do something about it, even if it means distancing yourself from a situation or social clique.

      TL;DR version: Women, there is a poisonous demographic in every community and sometimes you have to deal with it. Time you spend complaining about these fools is time you're not spending making a good case for yourself with insightful comments. Men, not all women are bad, seriously, but blanket statements insult everybody including those that don't deserve to be insulted. Maybe you should think long and hard about why you feel the way you do about women, or just keep comments to yourself or your own circle.

    70. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a girl that came to read peoples views and their input on this women's situation I was offended to see that the very first comment was about sex. I had the feeling the topic would turn that direction when I saw she admitted to being a female, but i didn't realize it would be so immediate. I rarely post here, but the atmosphere really doesn't seem that women are treated with respect or equality. I thought this was the crowd of people that are usually accepting and above this behavior.

      Sex wasn't brought up because the user was a women. It was brought up because she is asking for job ideas that are quick, easy and makes a lot of money. So what job ideas do you have that take next to no education or work background that fit those requirements? If you honestly think everyone here is picking on her because she's female your as stupid as she is. If you want to make a decent (legal) income it takes hard work and determination. So get off your high horse about equality and shove it!

    71. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally don't care if the poster was male or female, asking stupid questions get you stupid answers. If I asked a stupid question no one would be posting about how everyone needs to lay off the white male.

      Women, you want equality... well deal with the good and the bad!

    72. Re:Home porn videos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a woman I think you girls need to get over it and stop thinking of yourselves as "wimmens in technology omg tehe!" and start thinking of yourselves as techs, engineers, admins, what-have-you. I have never had a single negative experience in my career, you think maybe it's because I don't self-discriminate and I hold myself in my own mind as an equal to other? Nor do I let myself be offended by childish comments on the internet - Hi welcome to the net, everyone is welcome here. And go figure, I seem to be a fair bit happier for it.

      So sick of this whining.

      -jill

    73. Re:Home porn videos? by mmortal03 · · Score: 1

      As far as a doctor transcribing the information/diagnosis in front of you, I've actually appreciated having one of my doctors doing this, as it allows me to actually hear the more technical aspects of his description in real time, and it allows him to correct it if he's misheard anything or I hear anything contrary to what I've described to him right then and there. It makes the visit much more personalized. As far as rude and unhelpful office staff and mixing up of records, that's obviously unacceptable.

  2. Do something local by bobbutts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The cheaper internet competitors from other places cannot enter this market.

    1. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very true.

      You can advertise is the local or regional papers.

      You have 3 advantages:

      1. You speak English as a native, and understand the culture.
      2. Talent overseas is not always a bag of chips and then some. Cut rate offers means you get what you pay for and it doesn't work right.
      3. The locals can spell and say your name.

      Conversely, if you were to compete with AsiaPAC talent in their home land, they have the advantage locally.

    2. Re:Do something local by halfaperson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree on this. About a year ago I quit my job to try my luck as an independent web developer. Pretty naively I assumed that all I had to do was make sure I was visible online and people would find me. Nobody did. I started browsing various sites that offered contracts on a freelance-basis but just like the original poster, I was shocked to see pretty complex projects being sold for 1/10th of what I would have offered without even trying to make a profit! Would I have made a better job than them? Probably. Did they care? No. So what to do?

      After a couple of months I gave up on trying to outbid the competition and started calling some local companies. Turns out a lot of them needed help either with web related projects or IT in general, such as networking, small office servers, etc. While web development was what I was going for when I started, I've noticed I really like the variation in the tasks I'm assigned now. And I still get to do web development.

      So yeah, going local is good advice.

      --
      Jesus had a UNIX beard.
    3. Re:Do something local by BoRegardless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Take a look at learning how to setup and "program" FileMaker Pro for small businesses. I am not claiming you can jump in and become an expert in 2-3 months. You need an organized mind and a desire to figure out effective business solutions. It will require a lot of FMPro training of one type or another and you might work with one of the certified developers in your area. Plenty of books exist on database development, so the core knowledge is out there.

      FileMaker is also entering the larger company markets, too, what with their iPad & iPhone apps connecting back to the FMPro on a server.

      http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/12/01/27/filemaker_highlights_successful_deployment_of_ipads_by_austin_texas.html

      http://www.filemaker.com/

    4. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yeah, just pretend the 1990s never ended. Maybe you can setup some LocalTalk networks while you are at it.

      Most Filemaker work is probably legacy shit where some guy has been hacking on a db for 20 years, or clueless idiots who think FM is still some blessed thing from Apple.

      In conclusion, skip Filemaker and program Lotus Notes instead.

    5. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Based on what I've seen and heard the customers you'll find on Elance, rent-a-coder and similar are the ones you want to avoid like the plague. Seriously.

      Forget about learning PHP in a few months unless you want to deliver the crap that so many already are delivering (SQL injections, etc.). Also, PHP itself is not enough, you have to learn some things about Apache (web server), MySQL, etc.

      Start with HTML & CSS and read some good books on design, accessibly, and usability. A (female) friend of mine started several years back with providing accessible HTML and CSS coding services and she's now successful. Be prepared for at least 3 years of hard time.

      As for local: she works mostly (as far as I know) with customers overseas (UK).
      As for myself: I am a freelance Perl programmer -- type it in Google and you got me: SEO is a skill you should learn as well -- living in Mexico. I don't work local because the pay would be 6 times (or more) less and I don't speak Spanish (can understand it, though). So I have customers in the USA (yes, I am one of those curry lovers stealing your jobs :-D), Europe, even Japan. While local makes it possible to visit in person and hence break the ice and maybe sell yourself easier, I don't think it's really needed for my line of work, and maybe not for web design either. Personally, I think personal conversations (skype or in person) are a gigantic waste of time; email works way better (in my case and in my opinion).

      To summarize:

      * forget about PHP in a few months: that's long term and requires study of PHP and at least MySQL, Apache, and several other things.
      * make yourself visible on the Internet
      * forget about eLance and rent-a-coder: the customers you'll get there suck and you can't compete with the others
      * learn HTML, CSS, usability, accessibility and SEO: I would recommend at least 1 hour of study, 3 days a week. And don't learn
          those things from "learn online" sites. It's very hard to find ones that actually know what they are talking about (more so with PHP)
          get yourself 5 good books and read w3c.org

      Good luck,
      John

    6. Re:Do something local by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nice job bashing both the product and Apple in one paragraph ... but the guy actually had a valid point, which you simply wanted to bulldoze over. SMALL businesses are not likely to invest in a Lotus Notes solution. A copy of Bento (mobile version of FMP for iOS devices) is very inexpensive and has a modern, up-to-date look. (Not some relic from the 90's.)

      If, like many businesses, they simply need a basic database of contacts or some other specific info, accessible and editable from multiple, portable devices? It's not a bad solution at all.

    7. Re:Do something local by guruevi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You would be surprised how many small businesses and even large businesses rely on FileMaker. I work with a hospital and practically all ad-hoc databasing by the employees is done using FileMaker Server. It beats Excel or Access, can be linked into a proper SQL database very easily and it is centralized and doesn't need a DBA caressing the system so it doesn't fall apart for each MSSQL Server or Oracle instance.

      FileMaker has what Access or MSSQL Express lacks: WYSIWYG interface that builds a database and it's front end and website in one fell swoop and recently also gives you access over mobile devices and PHP integration. What's not to like?

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      Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
    8. Re:Do something local by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      Lotus Notes is the worst pile of legacy cruft left over from the 1990s that I have displeasure of being forced to work with.

      --
      http://alternatives.rzero.com/
    9. Re:Do something local by Z34107 · · Score: 2

      A rather large hospital out west implemented an entire EMR in FileMaker Pro. It wasn't anything to look at, was somewhat feature bereft, etc., but it supported the workflows they needed it to, exactly how they wanted it to.

      Reporting can be done by an utter novice, since you can do a full-text search on every field in FileMaker Pro. No SQL - just keep clicking find, and you have your ad-hoc report. I guess you can say it's "accessible."

      So, no, it's definitely not a "professional" solution, and I wouldn't want to touch it with a ten foot pole. But, they wrote an Electronic Medical Record in it, with no technical knowledge whatsover.

      --
      DATABASE WOW WOW
    10. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "...I am one of those curry lovers stealing your jobs"

      And you sign as "John"?
      Yeah, right... If your name is John, eating cows is India's favorite pastime!
       

    11. Re:Do something local by OutputLogic · · Score: 1

      True. That's why you approach candidate selection on Elance like you would if you were hiring him/her to work for you in a real company. You review their background, job history, and feedback from previous customers. You ask questions and see what questions they ask. You check-out their website, and other online presence, etc. There is a lot of supply and a few real "gems" out there. I've contracted out a couple of dozen jobs - client/server Java application, complex Perl scripts, hiring an attorney to draft a patent, proofread my book, design a logo, and the list goes on - with almost 100% success rate.

    12. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Trying to develop American accent and obtaining "American" first names is not as a foreign concept to India workplace as you think. You do realize that a lot of corporations outsource call center work to India, right? Right?

    13. Re:Do something local by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Access can link to a proper SQL database, doesn't require a hard core DBA, generates simple web forms, and you can actually throw real code in it if you want to.

      Not saying its the right tool for every case but saying one product beats it due to mis information isn't a good thing.

      --
      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    14. Re:Do something local by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Hi John,

      You mention that you don't want to deal with customers on sites like e-lance and co. but what is the alternative?

    15. Re:Do something local by guruevi · · Score: 1

      But Access only allows one connection to the database at a time. Yes, there are people out there that link their websites up to an Access database instead of a proper SQL (used to work at a web hosting company)

      You can also throw real code in FileMaker (it has a scripting language and PHP).

      What I meant is that a FileMaker Server admin can link up the databases to SQL without really needing to know what's in it and the end user doesn't have to worry about it.

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    16. Re:Do something local by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      "...I am one of those curry lovers stealing your jobs"

      And you sign as "John"?
      Yeah, right... If your name is John, eating cows is India's favorite pastime!

      Dear Sir,

      Don't you think Slashdot would be a much better place without your racist ranting ?

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    17. Re:Do something local by michrech · · Score: 1

      You must be new he... Oh.. Sorry. Carry on.. ;P

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    18. Re:Do something local by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true about one connection. They can easily use wizards to split your data off into a separate file on a file share then distribute the 'interface' to all the users, which is good for around 10 connections.

      There are also wizards for people to migrate data to a SQL back end so there is little knowledge needed. ( this is the best use of access i think.. real SQL power in the back end but a super fast way to generate basic forms and reports )

      Sure, it can get a bit hairy if you screw up, but its still doable by the average guy that knows enough to put together a small database and install SQL ( mostly just click next, next, next ). I have even hooked access front ends to postgresql via ODBC as an intermediate transition away from it and not having to burn SQL license fees. ( this was before sqlexpress/msdn could handle large amounts of data )

      Tho i will have to say i don't know if those wizards are gone in 2007+ as i stopped having to do development in access with 2003.. But i'm sure the features are

      Oh, and thanks for not saying VBA isn't real code :)

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    19. Re:Do something local by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Can you please recommend 5 good books?

    20. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filemaker pro is why programmers drink. Once you get past it's (very) limited DB capabilities, things get Rube Goldberg quick.

    21. Re:Do something local by hawk · · Score: 1

      Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire, Gibbon (3 volumes)
      The Hobbit, Tolkein
      History of the English Speaking People, Churchill (4 volumes)
      The. bible, God
      Freakanomics, Leavitt

      Enjoy :)

      hawk

    22. Re:Do something local by Larryish · · Score: 1

      I was referring to books in the context of the story.

      But thanks for sharing :)

      The only one of those I haven't read is the Churchill book.

      And of the Holly Bibble I have really only read the entire New Testament, sort of skipped around the Old one.

    23. Re:Do something local by SteveW928 · · Score: 1

      Umm... I used to work for a Fortune 100 who's main back-end system was FileMaker based. It is an incredibly powerful system due to rapid development capabilities. You can interface to other DB systems for things which need the speed and power FM can't achieve.

      Or, you can do the same project with 100 developers rather than 5... your choice.

    24. Re:Do something local by SteveW928 · · Score: 1

      Small businesses would be wise not to invest in Lotus Notes (large ones would be too!).
      When evaluating FM, it isn't a matter of big or small, but what needs to be done. Most small-medium businesses would be fine with just FM for most things. Bigger projects can be done with FM for the rapid-development UI aspects, with other DB systems doing the 'crunching' for various aspects.

    25. Re:Do something local by SteveW928 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like quite a kludge... FM isn't. ;)

    26. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this is true, notice that these businesses hired you because they needed your service, not because they are local to you. If calling up and identifying problems leads to more business, there's no reason not to scale it up and use the same marketing (phone/email or whatever you did) to manage a much bigger business across a larger area. Maybe a few of the developers here should team up for that.

    27. Re:Do something local by HereIAmJH · · Score: 1

      Something that works even better in 'going local' is doing thing that can't be done remotely. My HVAC guy has NO concerns about being outsourced. India, Brazil, Philippines, they aren't going to send someone to install my new AC. From the work at home mom perspective, there are many Internet related activities;

      eBay, Craigslist postings. An eBay seller's account is tedious for someone just looking to get rid of an occasional item that is too good to throw away. And look at some of the Craiglist postings; no pictures, poor descriptions, etc. My niece helped a local business liquidate excess inventory through Craigslist.

      While it's a shrinking market, there are still many older adults that aren't computer savvy. Yet their kids and grand-kids are staying in touch through Facebook. You could teach them how to set up an account, configure privacy settings, post messages and pictures. I also regularly see people post on online forums that they don't know how to upload pictures with their posts.

      And many high schools and community centers have community education courses. You could teach one on protecting your privacy while still utilizing internet services. An understanding that regardless of what terms you choose when you upload, things on Facebook and Youtube never go away. I'll bet there might be some interest in 'Getting the most out of your iPhone/Android'.

      Of course, if you're an introvert and just don't want to deal with people directly, you're probably screwed (and not in the homemade porn kind of way). The point of going local is to help people interact with technology.

      --
      Another day, another update to a Google android app.
    28. Re:Do something local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You skipped the best part! The New Testament is boring. The Old testament has all the kick ass stories!

      -Elijah, story about a guy so bad ass that God decided dying wasn't good enough, he was going to be carried off in a chariot of fire. In fact he was so awesome, that Elisha got awesome super powers just by touching his cloak.
      -Elisha, this guy was pretty awesome, although apparently bald. One day a bunch of kids were taunting him over his lack of hair and so he summoned a bear to maul the little punks.
      -Samson, on his way to the city he encounters a lion. He grabs the lion by the jaw and rips it in half. While he is in the city he gets chained to the temple. When his hair grows back and he gets his he-man strength again, he rips the thing down. On his way back, he reaches into the corpse of the aforementioned lion and pulls out a bunch of honey from a bee nest inside for a snack.

      The list goes on and on...

    29. Re:Do something local by hawk · · Score: 1

      >The only one of those I haven't read is the Churchill book.

      Ooh, a must read. He writes well.

      His British conceit shows when he refers to "American conceit" of a devastating defeat of the British forces at New Orleans (A classic case of, "You and what army?" afterwards), but otherwise informative and enjoyable. Cuts off at about the turn of the 20th century.

  3. Production values by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's an article in Cracked about why homemade porn tends to fail: good makeup, lighting, camera work, editing, writing of the frame story, and marketing all cost money.

    1. Re:Production values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thats talking about professional mainstream type porn.

      The trick is niche porn. Heck most of them you don't even need to be naked so long as you fill that bizarre fetish space many weirdos want.

      Only really works for women tho.

      weird captcha: warships

    2. Re:Production values by Timmmm · · Score: 1

      writing of the frame story

      Not sure about that one...

    3. Re:Production values by erick99 · · Score: 1

      I think that most folks do better being an affiliate for one or more large porn outlets as opposed to making & marketing their own porn. I would expect that a well-designed website that was essentially a portal to many porn offerings (as affiliates for those companies) would do well with commissions. I have been tempted to this so many times but it comes down to not wanting to make money from porn.

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    4. Re:Production values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interesting niche porn sector to exploit is the full dressed porn.

    5. Re:Production values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, "affiliate marketing" is a scam or involves spam or spreading malware or something.

      Specifically in the case of porn, you have to buy the porn, pay for link placement, pay for hosting, etc, and then you might get a .00001% conversion rate (because everyone knows how to get porn for free). Nobody really makes money this way unless they have a high-traffic domain or have been doing it for 15 years.

    6. Re:Production values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CFNM over webcam?

    7. Re:Production values by tacarat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most people don't know that there were no pizza delivery boys before porn. After the first movie featuring that mythical job, there was suddenly demand for the position. That's why drivers can be paid relatively little.... they're waiting for those special customers (that may never appear).

      --
      "Common sense will be the death of us all"
    8. Re:Production values by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      I actually didn't know that (although in my country, there is little or no tradition of delivering pizza to people's homes). You've just changed my whole perception of Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash!

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    9. Re:Production values by SnapShot · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's funny, I was just looking through an old magazine that someone must have left at the house and stumbled across this letter:

      Dear Penthouse Letters,

      I always thought these letters where fake until it happened to me. I was working my way through college delivering pizzas and I got this call to deliver two anchovy, green pepper and olive pizzas to this dive bar down on the bad side of town. I get there and there are four people at the bar; a pasty guy who looked like he lived in his mom's basement, two middle-age women who could have been his mom, and a short fellow in a "Jesus Saves... and takes Half Damage" T-shirt.

      [this goes on for three more excruciating, NSFW paragraphs and ends with the following sentence]

      And that's why I don't deliver pizza any more.

      --
      Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.
    10. Re:Production values by crutchy · · Score: 1

      *parks "geekmilf.com" domain*

    11. Re:Production values by germansausage · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the Cracked link. I laughed so hard my sides ache.

    12. Re:Production values by MadCat · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you're wrong there. You don't have to buy anything since most sponsors (the people you promote) provide you with content. Of course, it's over-used. Buying it yourself isn't a must, but is recommended.

      Paying for link placement is something you don't do either, you either generate your own traffic, or you might as well get out of the business altogether.

      Paying for hosting: yep. You do have to do that. Just like any other business out there...

      As far as a 0.00001% conversion rate, if that's what you converted at, you were doing it wrong. With a 2% ctr on ads and a 1:750 conversion rate (which is about the average), you can still turn a decent income.

      However, the days of putting up some porn and sitting back while the money rolls in are long gone. It's a 40+ hour per week job that you have to work at in order to get paid, and being what it is, any unrest in the world that upsets the economy is going to directly impact your bottom line. Porn is a luxury item, after all. There's also a bunch of legalities you have to deal with, and if you have no idea what you're doing, have no idea about advertising or writing sales pitches, you're better off not even thinking about it.

      And yes, I've done adult from 1996 to 2009, give or take.

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    13. Re:Production values by tacarat · · Score: 1

      XD

      --
      "Common sense will be the death of us all"
  4. Quality Assurance by kevin_conaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lots of software companies will either hire you on staff or contract with you as a freelancer to do remote quality assurance on their products.

    You can pitch your writing & communication skills as an asset here. Instead of saying: this doesn't work, you can write reasonable, reproducible, clear defect and quality reports.

    1. Re:Quality Assurance by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll second this. I have received many surprising compliments on my bug reports. It takes some time to get used to thinking in terms of a detailed report, but once it's natural, developers will greatly appreciate thorough and clear reports. If your writing is detailed enough, there are companies where the developers will actually look forward to having you test the product. As a developer myself, I have seen far too many terrible reports to count, where the procedure wasn't clear, text was inaccurate, or the "steps to reproduce" didn't actually reproduce the problem (even on the user's machine).

      High-quality QA is in demand, but many companies don't even realize it. They see their usual reports as "good enough" and spend countless extra hours trying to reproduce that one unwritten action that caused a problem.

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    2. Re:Quality Assurance by ubrgeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used to do tech editing for books like some of the Idiot's guides (). Pay was $2/page and very easy.

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    3. Re:Quality Assurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually an awesome idea. I wasn't aware one could do this. I'm a very good writer and overall communicator, and I've done beta testing before. I've been chosen for additional testing sessions because my feedback was useful. Do you have any idea as to what companies need this or how I could get the ball rolling?

    4. Re:Quality Assurance by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      How did you get started doing tech editing?

    5. Re:Quality Assurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a person who have worked a lot within software testing I cannot help but laugh at your proposal. You confuse proper software testing with having an unskilled person express an opinion about how something should work. I doubt that any serious software company will pay anything for that. Public beta testers do not get paid and there is a reason for that.

    6. Re:Quality Assurance by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hallway usability testing is not to be underestimated.

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    7. Re:Quality Assurance by CodeBuster · · Score: 2

      High-quality QA is in demand, but many companies don't even realize it.

      I would agree with the parent completely. However for an even more complete skill set, consider investing some time in learning a build scripting language, continuous integration or unit testing framework. You may also need to learn a bit of programming (think jack of all trades here, knowing many languages well enough to get by), but generally not as much or as varied as the devs writing the software that you are testing. Someone who has these skills, even if they don't have a CS degree or lots of programming experience, would definitely be a valuable addition to any programming shop. There are too many marginal devs these days and not enough skilled QA people and testers. There is definitely an under supply of capable workers and pent up demand in that market. Finally, if you can build up enough skill and experience to become a consultant in those areas then you will have really hit the big time with six figure annual pay not being out of the question, provided that you can manage the travel, remote work and dealing with clients.

    8. Re:Quality Assurance by OutputLogic · · Score: 1

      A simple QA can be done (and is done) by using Amazon Mechanical Turk. QA of complex software products that require domain-level expertise in electronics, chemistry, biology, etc., is unlikely to be done well by a part-time remote contractor. Also QA of software that needs to be attached to specialized hardware and requires a lab cannot be done remotely.

    9. Re:Quality Assurance by ubrgeek · · Score: 2

      I was an editor for a (now-defunct) "Geek news" site and someone there mentioned doing it. I emailed the publishing company and passed along my resume. They asked if I was interested in writing a book and I said it was too much effort. They came back and asked if I was interested in the tech editing and I said sure.

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    10. Re:Quality Assurance by Larryish · · Score: 1

      How about "short bus testing"?

      Grab a few special needs people and see how they fare.

      If Droolin' Johnny can use the software, your average consumer might be able to muck through it without too many overseas support calls.

  5. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn to program iDevices.

    1. Re:Apple by mcavic · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yes. I'm not really into mobile, but I'm sure there are a lot of opportunities there. But you'll need knowledge not only of the language, but the specific kinds of apps that are needed in the world.

    2. Re:Apple by hb79 · · Score: 0

      Wow. I would have mistaken your attack for PMS, but assume "Dan" is not short for Daniella. Talking about socially inept; be careful with those stones and class windows.

    3. Re:Apple by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's unoriginal and probably a piss poor idea, but it's hardly because the $99 you pay will put her in the poor house or that you chose an iDevice as the target of your idiotic anger instead of the roughly 10 BILLION other devices that are the same way.

      Can you develop for iDevices on Windows/Linux without jumping through hoops now? If not, don't forget to add the cost of an overpriced, underpowered computer to that $99...

  6. Switch fields. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Home-based medical transcription pays $14 an hour. Only 2 or 3 classes are required. Then your income is steady and not "competitive" against freelancers, as you have a stable job then. =)

    1. Re:Switch fields. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey it's Sally Struthers! Medical transcription is a dying occupation - doctors actually use computers now days.

    2. Re:Switch fields. by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Yes. They use them to record dictations which someone else transcribes.

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    3. Re:Switch fields. by rnswebx · · Score: 1

      In all 3 of my last visits to a doctor (two in the hospital, one in a medical group office) the doctors dictated their notes about my visit after we were finished.

      Actually, I've only ever seen one doctor type their report, and I found it to be very unpleasant. As we were talking, he would type his notes along with my answers into the computer station that was in the examination room. The whole process felt very impersonal and definitely slowed the process. It seemed much more akin to a conversation I'd have with my tax professional where I'm giving him answers and he's filling in forms.

    4. Re:Switch fields. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You mean 60 year old doctors hire 60 year old transcriptionists. It's a dying occupation.

    5. Re:Switch fields. by sparky81 · · Score: 1

      No, increasingly they type themselves (hospitals are falling for the notion that this is a cost saving) or use voice to text software.

    6. Re:Switch fields. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience with an ENT I saw recently, except that he had us sit there while he dictated his notes into the PC in the exam room. It was extremely impersonal and demeaning. I never went back. His office staff was rude too, and they had problems with mixing up patients' records.

      If you go to a doctor and they have PCs in the exam rooms, RUN. And demand your co-pay back. Any doctor's office like that is run by someone who shouldn't have a license.

  7. Video Game Commentary by TheSimkin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you are good at video games and enjoy them you could make some money playing video games professionally, making walktrhoughs etc! http://tgn.tv/ is where i started, they have a lot of tips and tricks on how to get started and get more views quickly. good luck!!!

  8. Work for yourself, not others. by DustPuppySnr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you are interested in learning a web development language, use that skills to work on a idea for your own sites. When I started learning web development, I created a small on-line tool that people can use. Every time I learned a new language, I've re-written the web app in that particular language as an exercise. So my little webapp went from Perl, PHP, Python WSGI to the current Python Django. Now after a few years, I'm getting 1.5K visitors a day and earning about $300 a month for doing nothing. So instead of working for someone else at $100 per project, I starting on some new ideas and seeing if I can earn more recurring income while sipping on a beer. The only hard part is finding the idea to work on.

    1. Re:Work for yourself, not others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd second this notion. Look at your own problems as a stay-at-home/work-at-home mom. You're not the only one with these problems, but if you can create a solution to even one of the problems, you can likely make a decent living selling your solution.
      Aside from web apps, you may want to also think of mobile apps as well. I can imagine there are no shortage of parents who wish to do many things without disturbing a sleeping newborn in one arm.
      Best of luck!

    2. Re:Work for yourself, not others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      $300/month from 1.5K visitors/month, off of ad views, I presume? That's useful information, as I've been thinking of setting up a website and trying to generate additional income from ads.

    3. Re:Work for yourself, not others. by cide · · Score: 2

      Ad revenues? .. Ha!

      A few years ago I had a site that was generating about 4k unique users per month for my Linux/FOSS software program. I thought I'd throw on the Google AdSence. After three months the AdSense control panel said I accumulated $2.53! It wasn't long after that when I got a nasty email from Google saying that due to "unauthentic" click activity, my site account was disabled and I was permanently placed on the AdSense shit list.

      I later found out why. Some enterprising user on some forum thought he would support my work by clicking the Google provided ads repeatedly. Following Google's appeal process, I tried explaining this by submitting my story through their online form. This was 2008. To date no response, and I'm still on the shit list.

      https://support.google.com/adsense/bin/answer.py?hl=en&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=ww-ww-et-asfe_&utm_source=aso&answer=57153#q3

      I later found out that the best way to make money with online Linux/FOSS software is to use PayPal's donate button allow users to contribute to my "beer fund". While PayPal's fees were atrocious, I was able to buy a case of Guinness. YESss

  9. You're Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't write a profile that differentiates yourself from some arab on Elance that speaks English as his 4th language, you're probably not going to be a successful writer.

  10. Start a blog, work for a non-profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are just stating the reality that all the skills you name can be done remotely and are commodities now.

    Not many employers are going to pay you for newly acquired skills, when there is such a surplus of people with experience in those same skills. I work at home, but only because I have 15 years expertise in my field. i suggest two things:

    1. Start a blog, and host it yourself. Get your hands dirty in customizing the html, css, php, javascript. Oh, and the blog content should showcase your writing ability.

    2. Go work for cheap or free at a local non-proft. Offer to maintain there website or write proposals. They always need help with that.

    1. Re:Start a blog, work for a non-profit by musth · · Score: 1

      Seriously, the "work for free" advice, again? Hey, it's 2012, humans don't need to eat or provide roofs over their heads anymore, and we all have lots of savings so we can take these strolls through no-pay land!

      US and business culture - work work work work work, serfs.

      "Offer to maintain there website or write proposals." Way to showcase the writing ability.

  11. Sell local, not global by dugjohnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You'll find that your skills, assuming you can put together a decent website, will do fine if you work with a local organization.
    There are tons of organizations near you/anyone who need help with their web sites, but who would feel very uncomfortable working with an eLance or an overseas company...and they don't have the budget to really pay the costs of what most consulting firms would charge. This means you are going to have to get out and make some contacts. The easiest thing you can do, assuming you can present at all, is to put together a talk (approx 20 minutes) that you can give with power point and without on "Promoting your company on the web" and then offer it to your local chamber of commerce and Rotary and women in business organizations. The information has to be useful whether they hire you or not. But there will be leads that come from that and off you go.

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  12. If you can make sites... by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Little side jobs that I do often come from business contacts of friends, followed by word of mouth from those jobs.

    Real people like to deal with real people. Asking someone in India to do work for you feels like a bizarre gamble for your average business. That's your competitive advantage and you should use it.

    1. Re:If you can make sites... by mounthood · · Score: 2

      Real people like to deal with real people. Asking someone in India to do work for you feels like a bizarre gamble for your average business. That's your competitive advantage and you should use it.

      Just to add to that, many small businesses want part-time/remote/on-call support, not a full time employee. Tell people you're a stay at home mom, that you may not respond right away, and that you're only interested in smaller projects. Combined with a cheap hourly rate and a sample portfolio, small business people will be happy to hire you. You can raise your rates with experience and contacts.

      Also, learning the basics is essential and the right way to start, but you should also learn how do an entire website, from start to finish; buy a DNS name, install a database (or configure one that's hosted), change web server settings, etc.... Learning WordPress would probably be a good next step.

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    2. Re:If you can make sites... by vlm · · Score: 1

      Just to add to that, many small businesses want part-time/remote/on-call support, not a full time employee.

      Full time work at home = hire someone in India for 1/20th the wage

      "fifth-time, tenth-time" work mostly at home generating human readable presentation quality PBX reports or doing basic accounting and such, with the occasional visit into the office to run monthly PBX backups or backups in general and/or a MAC run (moves, adds, changes of phone extensions), and the awareness that you're available 24x7 for emergencies onsite if they're willing to pay triple overtime, that's going to a local.

      "fifth time" = work one day per week, etc. Like squirting out weekly reports.

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  13. I was a freelancer by zaydana · · Score: 4, Informative

    I haven't done any online projects recently, but for some years I used to work pretty much exclusively on projects from rentacoder.com (now vworker.com).

    The way I got into it was by starting bidding low on small jobs, getting good feedback, and progressively moving onto larger jobs. You'll find that the people willing to pay a decent amount on these websites also want experience and good reviews.

    Once you have the reputation to even be considered, you need to make sure you bid on the right projects. That means finding projects that don't have a huge number of bids, and projects which match your previous experience. You need a portfolio. If you have spare time, spend it working on something which you can show off to prospective bidders. I'm pretty sure a little javascript asteroids clone I wrote 5 years back got me more work than any other reasons I gave people to hire me.

    It also helps to concentrate on projects which are the latest big craze - when I was working, this was javascript. Not many people knew how to use it properly, so there were fewer bidders and you could charge higher prices. Of course, everybody "knows" javascript now days - I imagine phone apps is where it is at.

    However you approach it, don't be discouraged when you don't win projects. It takes a while to get into the game. And regardless of how well you do, remember that you'd still make more money by working for locals (which is why I quit). Unless you enjoy it, theres probably better ways of making money.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:I was a freelancer by Courageous · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pay particular attention to zaydana's recommendation to do a significant pet project. Tangible, proven skills even in an otherwise toy problem are one aspect of breaking into the software business, no matter where you ultimately work.

      Conversely, if one doesn't have the personal inclination or passion to actually come up with such a project, one perhaps should consider something other than a life in software.

    2. Re:I was a freelancer by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      I'll second this. I started coding before finishing high school, and got my first "real" (summer-long, paid hourly and a damn good rate for a credential-less 18-year-old) job before starting university. The reason? A hobby project I'd developed, and could quickly describe to the manager. That let me break into the world of paid summer internships, which ended up paying for my entire education without requiring me to work during the school year (not an easy task, in the US).

      Now, I'm looking to switch jobs or the first time since graduating. My past experience, both before and after graduating, is certainly valuable... but since I'm likely switching fields as well, there's a limit to how useful that other experience will be. Instead, the thing that got a friend-of-a-friend very excited about bringing me into his company was a demonstration (using my phone) of a hobby project relevant to the new area.

      TL;DR: Hobby projects show both passion and experience, and that's a big part of what employers want to see.

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    3. Re:I was a freelancer by tomhath · · Score: 1
      Writing/selling mobile games or other apps is a reasonable way to get started. Even if your app doesn't sell it gives you some experience; and you'll have more credibility if you can point to a few things in the store of your choice that have your name on them. You'll also get a better idea of how many hours are involved in a project to help with the bidding.

      All that said, if all you want to do is write code you will have to compete with third world developers. Given your background in writing you might look for someone who wants reviews, tech docs, etc. Having some of your own apps on the market will give you credibility, and being a native speaker of English gives you an advantage over someone overseas.

    4. Re:I was a freelancer by jafo · · Score: 1

      The way I got into it was by starting bidding low on small jobs, [...]

      Forget it, the original poster already said they tried this on writing. If she can't go into something and immediately have it be "worth my time", ... not interested!

      Sorry to break it to you, but if you have no experience and no reputation and no references, chances are you are going to make no money. If you aren't willing to take some no money jobs to get reputation and experience and references, you are setting yourself up for failure.

    5. Re:I was a freelancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just looked at vworker.com, which you mentioned in your post, and it feels kinda dirty. Check this out:
      http://www.vworker.com/RentACoder/misc/BidRequests/ShowBidRequest.asp?lngBidRequestId=1820791
      The customer wants "to extract C++ parser (and preprocessor) from Qt Creator, replace Qt dependencies with STL, and create a standalone executable..."
      And the "Legal" section says:
      3b) No part of the deliverable may contain any copyright restricted 3rd party components (including GPL, GNU, Copyleft, etc.)

      I am wondering if it plays well with the Copyright Law.

  14. Work for the government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Collecting checks.

  15. YMMV - It's very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've tried what you've tried. I was on Rent A Coder, Moonlighter, Guru, and a few others.

    First of all, with a '0' zero score, it will be extrememely difficult to get work - even if you offer your services for $1 or whatever the minimum is these days. Those sites are saturated with people. And many folks posting jobs actually have geographical restrictions: if you're not in a Third World country, you can't even bid.

    Local business?

    Again. Depending are on where you are matters, but here in Metro Atlanta, things are saturated. There have been a large amount of lay-offs and many folks are trying to do what you're doing out of desperation. Every Tom, Dick, Harry, Larry and Mary are in web development, support and PC repair. And contrary to the opinion here, they're not all screw-ups or mediocre - there are quite a few talented people out of work. Many of them had real jobs doing those things and got canned during economic meltdown. I constantly see signs on the side of the road from folks trying to get web design, coding, PC repair, and support work.

    Retrain?

    Good luck. Without paid experience it is also very hard. Folks want to talk to previous clients and see what other work you have done. And even then ... Out of desperaton, I tried putting up my own websites under different company names to use as "references" but my measely two websites werent' enough or I just sucked - I don't know because I never got feedback from people who mattered. Sure, all my friends said they looked great but apparently they weren't good enough.

    I do know someone who did do well - as a graphic artist. She had a following at her old job and when she quit, the folks who liked her recommended her and when they changed jobs, they hired her - that way she didn't get into trouble for poaching people.

    tl;dr Starting in this day and age as a freelancer is extremely difficult. All the folks I know who are making a living as freelancers were doing it since the 90's early '00s.

  16. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you are even marginally good looking, you can make more $ doing that then any type of brain work. I write for a living online, but would gladly give that up and just do cam shows, were I female & decent to look at...

    You are a disgusting piece of shit. I don't think the OP was looking for a patronizing sexist answer.

  17. Working from home not for the First World by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you can work from home, you can work from Bangalore. And people working from Bangalore are cheaper.

    1. Re:Working from home not for the First World by evilviper · · Score: 1

      If you can work from home, you can work from Bangalore. And people working from Bangalore are cheaper.

      That's incorrect for anything where the language barrier might be an issue, the hours might be a problem, or there are any security restrictions around the data at all.

      The best bet is probably non-technical. I've seen work at home jobs for secretaries, and call-center type work that anyone can do, wouldn't take full-day effort, and is not outsourcable. Of course if you're looking for decent wages, working from home, without any particular skills, and while picking your own, flexible hours, you're screwed.

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  18. Be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I provide work and hire online all day. I have more work than I can do. Because I am the best at what I do. Specialize in something complex. Not simple web sites. Something difficult that takes years to learn. Be great. You'll end up refusing work. Some companies will pick you up and hire you full time. 90% of freelancers on those sites are Indians. Most are cheap, and most are bad quality. The good ones are hired full time and pulled offline.

    And please do something useful. I'm tired of people choosing useless work (like webcam stripping), and complaining that their market dried up.

  19. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You are a disgusting piece of shit. I don't think the OP was looking for a patronizing sexist answer.

    I'm not the person you responded to, but I think their answer is pretty valid here. The woman has no real skills, wants something she can pick up and be proficient at in a few month's time, and not be underbid by foreign competition. Porn that takes her particular ethnicity into account is about all she has in terms of career prospects - don't make her feel dirty about it by projecting your personal views onto the subject.

  20. BotNet Herder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real home money is in BotNet herding. You can read all about this great money making opportunity in this PDF. ;)

  21. Think local by mhrivnak · · Score: 1

    Focus on networking in your local area. Even if you mostly work from home, many employers value the fact that you could come in once in a while for meetings and such. This is what differentiates you from someone overseas. Join local user groups for whatever languages interest you, and any other tech topics that interest you. I see quite a bit of professional networking happen in linux user groups, for example.

    Few employers will advertise for a part-time developer, but if you have a chance to make a pitch (hopefully based on a personal introduction from the professional network you're trying to grow), many employers will go for it. But it's up to you to make the case for why it will work.

    In the mean time, a great way to get some experience for the resume and learn a lot about how to design software is to work on one or more open source projects.

  22. Re:Isn't that job great by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    mod up! she can make money posting ads on slashdot!

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  23. Online Tutor by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    A good way to make some money (not to get rich) is being an online tutor for virtual classroom. My local College had set up a Moodle server and created a few contents for "MS Office / Google Docs" course rooms and "Information Technology", that virtual courses are for the University student mass, and requires several tutors. The tutor opens each week a new material, grades homeworks, and help the students on the forum when they are stuck in a problem with the course. I only see the students face to face at the end of the course for the final exam. I don't know if were you live there is this alternative. It is better if it is a local College when you can have at lease 95% virtual and 5% onsite so you can different yourself for overseas contenders. But I don't know if you like teaching ;) Regards

  24. Virtual assistant? by Neil_Brown · · Score: 1

    In my ongoing research into digital nomads, I stumbled across the idea of a "virtual assistant" — whether or not this would be up your street, I've no idea, but mentioning it just in case.

    There are loads of results to a simple Google search, but the Wikipedia entry is probably the best starting point.

  25. what to do.... by graphius · · Score: 1

    There are a few ideas presented here, but I would approach the problem from the other side. Find a client or two and find out what they need done. For example, I have had a few aquaintances who need websites. I am not a guru by any stretch, and I am sure there are people here who could code circles around me, but I knew what these people were looking for. In fact one person had spent a ton of money on a website designed by an offshore company. She was not really happy with it, and when I had a look at it, the code was utter crap. I tuned the site, improved the load time by almost 30%, made the site cross browser (yes, the site worked in IE, but it looked awful in even firefox) and added a few features my client wanted.
    Another friend wanted a website, and kind of knew what he wanted, but it was very complicated, and would have cost a fortune to have made. I agreed that I would charge him much less than a "professional" with the understanding that it would take me a lot longer than said pro. The advantage of this was I learned a ton about Java while being paid. In other words, I was paid to go to school....
    I have yet another friend (yes I have more than one....) who needs help with various programs such as Excell and Photoshop. She could take a community college course, but she prefers to learn from me. Mind you, she doesn't always pay with cash, but she is a great cook. A great meal, and a bottle of wine can be better than $100.

    TL;DR find small jobs that need to be done and do them.

    1. Re:what to do.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      She could take a community college course, but she prefers to learn from me. Mind you, she doesn't always pay with cash, but she is a great cook. A great meal, and a bottle of wine can be better than $100.

      This sounds like a plot to go with the first post

  26. Remote technical support by Neil_Brown · · Score: 1

    With the increase in tools like LogMeIn, could you provide remote technical support to home users, who might appreciate a more personal touch than the likes of PC World?

    Starting in the local area, perhaps, to build up a reputation, then expanding? You "kill what you eat," but would need to be available at the times which suited those paying you, unlike, say, documentation writing, which would likely be more flexible on you.

    1. Re:Remote technical support by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      Indeed, worked for large multinational corps the past decade+ doing tech support and implementation. Typically you do need to work in an office for a while before they'll let you work from home, but those types of jobs are out there.

    2. Re:Remote technical support by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      That is to say I did them from home.

  27. Write apps/applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There must be some things that you or other people are missing on smartphones or other markets that have easy selling channels for small software programs sold at low prices.

    You may not get THAT many customers or become rich, but it could be income and you would certainly help some people. Maybe some of them will approach you with better ideas or on demand work, too.

    And yes, I guess you cannot rely on your existing skills for that, but I hope you didn't expect to be competitive in any software / information oriented market without learning and improving, anyways...

  28. I forgot one guy .... Embedded systems guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I know an embedded systems (Linux) guy who was freelance but a couple of years ago, he was offered direct employment by a customer and he jumped on it. He said freelancing was getting too difficult and sparse.

  29. Re:Astroturfing for Elance? by halfaperson · · Score: 1

    Yeah, except for the fact that the OP makes the case that it's pretty much impossible to earn an income that way.

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  30. Re:Astroturfing for Elance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nice subtle slashvertisement for Elance.

    Yeah because the OP stating that she was having a hard time finding work using it is going to make people flock to use that service. I know I thought to myself "Wow! I wonder if I can waste my time, too!" and couldn't sign up at their site fast enough.

  31. Run remote / local / home-visit classes? by Neil_Brown · · Score: 1

    If you are a geek, chances are you either worked hard, or else found computing easy, I'd have thought? In either case, you likely have a lot of knowledge which you could share, and charge for doing so? Whether running weekly classes in a local community hall, perhaps even library, or teaching remotely over the Internet (which is obviously easier to tailor to individual needs), I would have thought that there would people looking to learn from someone who does not sound like a corporate drone but comes across as knowing their stuff?

    Do you have other mothers in the area, who might like to know how to take better photographs of their children, process the images and then share them with family?

    Remote home tuition would likely be safer than in person home tuition, although I'd have thought that most people are perfectly harmless.

  32. thank you for the tips by dezzie · · Score: 1

    Thanks everyone for the tips--like the OP, I would like to be able to stay at home during the time that my noobs are young, but I would really appreciate ways to make side money with geeky ventures. Also appreciate that troll/immature comments have been kept low.

  33. More Damage Than Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem I encounter when I've let an inexperienced designer or developer loose on my code base is that they tend do more damage than good. The highest cost in software is maintaining it. To keep that cost low, and to react quickly to the ever-changing needs of my customers, code needs to be as elegant and simple as possible. It takes a lot of experience to know how to achieve that; an inexperienced person can wreak havoc on my app's maintainability to the point where it would be better (and cheaper) for me to write it myself.

    My advice to you is to gain some experience by volunteering your skills for a charity or non-profit, or come up with an idea for your own application and create it. I'm much more likely to use someone who has a portfolio they can show me. I can get a pretty good idea of someone's abilities by looking at their portfolio. Also, as you're building your skills, make sure you get feedback on how you're doing. User groups can be a good way to get that feedback. Always strive to find better, more elegant ways of achieving some design or feature.

    Above all, be passionate about what you're doing. We can smell mediocrity from a mile away. We want people who eat, sleep, and breath design and programming, rather than someone who's just in it for the money (because there are a LOT of those people!)

  34. Fix computers and network that way for local jobs by j-stroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everyone knows someone with computer trouble and often its not that hard to resolve. Especially if you can do it as a house-call.

    Additionally, people with computers are often trying to do things with them.. websites, imagery, newsletters, blogs, etc. and many folks don't know how.

    Setting them up document templates, blogs, and other workflow in addition to good free software, and advising on purchases is a good way to go for someone with even modest experience.

    Computer experience is a "culture" of knowledge that many people aren't connected to. By having face-time with your clients you can know them well enough to do remote desktop or phone support from home on their projects as they do them. They will recommend you to everyone they know if they are happy and that can lead to bigger contracts. In home-based you need both the big and the small contracts.

    This can also lead to doing contra with any local businesses you are a customer of. woohoo!

  35. I suggest an introductory course in economics by slk · · Score: 4, Informative

    What you are asking for is not possible due to the way markets work.

    If there is a skill that takes only a few months to learn, doesn't require formal background, and then you can do meaningful projects, that skill is not worth much because just about anybody can learn it.

    Pick something that is more than a simple skill (i.e. artistic aptitude, something unique), find a niche, find something that's still widely used but "out of fashion", go local (works better in a relatively "low-tech" locale), find somebody who will take on an apprentice / mentee in some area deeper than a "2-3 month learning curve".

    Also, if you're already writing, they way to get better at writing is to keep writing. Start a blog or two, volunteer to write documentation for a non-profit or open source project or similar, use that as a portfolio to find better paying writing work.

    Speaking of non-profits - volunteering with one is a great way to network, find somebody who might pay you for the skills you're using as a volunteer, etc.

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    1. Re:I suggest an introductory course in economics by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      You can do it if you use the skill to address a gap in the market. I did that and accidentally turned it into a little side business.

      A few years back a friend wanted to connect some old Spectrum/Atari/Amiga joysticks to his PC. We mucked about with some adapter plans we found on the internet but eventually I just made my own USB one using my knowledge of electronics and microcontroller programming. I started getting lots of emails about it so made a few for people, had some PCBs done in China (Seeed Studio) and ended up selling a fair few. The whole lot is open source too.

      Don't just learn a skill and hope, figure how where there is an actual opportunity or job and aim for it.

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    2. Re:I suggest an introductory course in economics by slk · · Score: 2

      @AniMoJo - that's exactly what I'm suggesting - find a niche. Don't go after a commodity market; commodity markets get commodity pricing.

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    3. Re:I suggest an introductory course in economics by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      See, the problem here is that you already had knowledge of electronics and microcontroller programming, and that enabled you to get in on that market. That knowledge usually takes years to accumulate, either by going to school for electrical engineering or by working as a hobbyist for a while and doing a lot of self-study. It's not trivial. If someone doesn't have some other skills like that, they're not going to find many things like that that are marketable.

  36. Work for IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working from home doesn't have to mean freelance work. I work full-time for IBM and do it from my home office as a software engineer. The first few years of my employment were in a traditional office but the last 4 have been from home. I'm 1000 miles away from my manager and work with people in various time zones so it's not like I'm the odd one out of the office. Very few of us have ever met in person and it makes it easier to work remotely when we're all dealing with the same types of issues.

  37. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    Thank you. My wife made mad scrilla doing webcam work, and transitioned from there into writing about sex & technology. She now edits a popular website on the topic and makes better money than I do ghost writing for "sex experts." Cam work is a great way to get started in the field of making money online.

  38. Gee, I don't know by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's best to just wade through all the spam that's swamping the journal system..

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  39. Avon calling by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 0

    Have you considered Avon?

    Set your own hours. Income potential is up to you. Lots of brand recognition.

    It's not geeky, or technical, but it's easy to excel, and you're looking for _income_ right?

    Email me, I can put you in touch with my wife who is an Avon lady.

    brian.dunbar at gmail dot com

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    1. Re:Avon calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there you just saw it folks, the sales pitch for what agents for Avon, Amway, etc. actually make their money from: getting other people to buy into the MLM scheme.

  40. Honestly, good luck. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    If you are not an expert in something, don't think you are going to learn it easily and do it at home. "At home" means you get paid 1/10th the pay for 5X the work. if you are ok with working from 7am to 7pm every day and getting basically $1.00-$2.00 an hour, then go for it.

    honestly you need to be a seasoned expert that is highly skilled and knowledgeable in a field to make any real money at home. My wife is a CPA with 22 years of experience and does taxes at home for small businesses.

    You can look up medical transcription, but you have to be a stellar typist that has a very high accuracy and speed to make it. But you can make a good wage (for home based, entry level wage for a go to work based)

    your best bet, find a regular job. Your kids will be fine with daycare, and honestly it's healthy for you to get away from them for periods of time.

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  41. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    Also, you will learn a lot about making graphics/web pages. Good operators run several different websites, each with a different "persona" or character, and often members of the community contract other members of the community who have proven skills to design pages/graphics for them. Just because it involves sex, that doesn't preclude the use of technology.

  42. Treasures are everywhere. by englishstudent · · Score: 0

    Rather than look at the stuff that is demand, look at the things you like doing. You may not make much, but then again you might make a killing.

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  43. Re:Fix computers and network that way for local jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll throw this out there to the whole "Fix computers" crowd.

    It sounds fun and easy, but it's not. The Pizza Techs have taken over the market. By "PT's", I mean all the 16 year olds and reject Geek Squad kids that stole the MRI CD and think they can undercut you at $10 an hour. Go look at your local Craigslist Computer Repair section and re-think that "I'll just fix computers!" thought. There are people that will trade any service that you can think of to repair computers, take coupons for meals, etc. I knew one gent that bragged that he fixed a lady's computer, got a free haircut, a 50% off coupon for a meal at a steak place and...she cooked him breakfast the next day.

    I ran a valid store-front shop, with insurance, licensing and tools for about a year and a half. I made money, not much. What ultimately did me in where the customers. I started hating them. After a year and a half of listening to everyone cry about their problems or reinfecting themselves with malware from porn sites, I sold the business and went back to the corporate world where I now my about 900% more take home pay. Sounds absurd, but after insurance, rent, phone & internet bills, workman's comp, taxes, etc - small businesses have a hard and stressful life.

  44. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    That's almost like saying being a hooker is good training for being a mom.

  45. How about ... being a mom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure I'll be called chauvanistic, old-fashioned and be modded into oblivion for saying this, but how about ... oh, I dunno, being a mom and raising your children?

    Parenting is not a part-time job. I'm not going to pretend to know your situation (maybe daddy is out of the picture for whatever reason), but you'll contribute more to society by spending your time raising your kid(s) to be decent human beings.

    1. Re:How about ... being a mom? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      the trick is if you have any talent at all you can in fact work (at home) and raise kids at the same time. If you want to get very old school look up proverbs 31:10-31 and then ask yourself IN THIS DAY AND AGE would not this translate to doing a good bit of work at home??

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    2. Re:How about ... being a mom? by Zibodiz · · Score: 1

      If you'll give me your name, I'll write you in on the presidential ballot.
      AC for pres. 2012!

    3. Re:How about ... being a mom? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I won't call you chauvinistic and old-fashioned (though I'm sure you are), but I'll point out that parenting isn't always an around-the-clock job. With a responsible spouse who does his (or her) part, it damn well shouldn't be. Infants sleep. Older children go to school. Teens make themselves scarce. If your children require as much care when they're 12 years old as they did when they were 12 weeks old, you're doing it wrong. During those times when children don't need attention, a parent can (and should) pursue other things (and not just housecleaning and cooking), such as hobbies, volunteering, athletics... or part-time freelance work. Sounds like the submitter knows what she has time and energy for... and you don't.

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    4. Re:How about ... being a mom? by kathrynne · · Score: 1

      "If your children require as much care when they're 12 years old as they did when they were 12 weeks old, you're doing it wrong"

      Or perhaps they have physical and/or learning disabilities? I'm asking you kindly to please not generalize quite so broadly, because it is NOT always the parent's fault that the child(ren) take the same amount of care at later ages. Consider, please:

      A woman with a moderately to severely autistic son (age 14) and an 11-year-old daughter who has ADHD, learning disabilities and social issues in a school system that just doesn't care. Just ONE of these children can take as much time as an infant, and both present potentially very expensive situations, thus resulting in a husband who takes every second of OT he can get--both for the cash and to escape the problems at home.

      That woman would be my sister. She spent countless woman-hours pursuing the cause of her toddler son's lack of communication, followed by loads of work to get him into the programs allegedly available through the public schools, and has done everything in her power to help him live as normally as possible. Then a few years ago some classmates thought it would be FUN to cajole/trick him into dropping his pants in class. It took weeks of constant effort with the police, teachers and administrators to convince them that this was a combination of the autism, the need for friends (which is what these kids claimed to be), and other factors--so that he would not be on the sex offender registry for life.

      Then she got the great fun of trying to get the school system to walk its talk regarding the bullying being experienced by her daughter. Through personal experience, I know they have never actually done anything but blamed the victim, and it again took far too much effort to get the situation changed so that my niece could be in an environment where bullying would not distract from actual LEARNING in school.

      In this case, her kids ARE her full-time job, and it's not because she's doing anything wrong. When the kids are in school she's pursuing anything and everything she can find to make THEIR quality of life better. More "normal." To give them potential. I apologize if this seems off-topic, but unless you're walking in someone else's shoes you do not have the right to say they're "doing it wrong."

      Gross generalizations are just that--GROSS. They're often also, frankly, downright offensive. As offensive as chauvinism.

    5. Re:How about ... being a mom? by number11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sure I'll be called chauvanistic, old-fashioned and be modded into oblivion for saying this, but how about ... oh, I dunno, being a mom and raising your children?

      Parenting is not a part-time job. I'm not going to pretend to know your situation (maybe daddy is out of the picture for whatever reason), but you'll contribute more to society by spending your time raising your kid(s) to be decent human beings.

      And society shows how much it values it, by paying stay-at-home moms accordingly, right?

    6. Re:How about ... being a mom? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      And society shows how much it values it, by paying stay-at-home moms accordingly, right?

      I think the problem is not that stay at home moms don't get paid but that too many people only attribute value to things that have a price attached.

    7. Re:How about ... being a mom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A woman with a moderately to severely autistic son (age 14) and an 11-year-old daughter who has ADHD, learning disabilities and social issues [...]
      That woman would be my sister.

      I think we've got the nature vs nurture question licked at last.

  46. Or Amway, or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...any MLM where you can be a profit maker for someone else. Oops, you wanted that money for yourself, didn't you.

    Most really good foo-at-home people became experts (or at least very good) in their own field before deciding that they didn't like the corporate structure and struck out on their own. They normally have to be very talented and in a demanding field where knowledge is worth a lot, as they are not standing on the shoulders of employees to make their living. (making enough per hour to both break even and pull even a median salary is surprisingly hard).

    1. Re:Or Amway, or... by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      ...any MLM where you can be a profit maker for someone else. Oops, you wanted that money for yourself, didn't you.

      How is this different to any other job? At my job, the boss makes the profit and I don't do anything related to direct selling.

  47. Aiming at the wrong market by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2

    The kind of customer who uses $1 dollar an hour coders is not the kind of customer you want to be working for. They have no idea about price vs quality or how an economy is supposed to work.

    I have in the past had to deal with more then my fair share of companies and individuals who had let their software or website be developed by either outsourcing or paying some kid a below minimum wage rate. Eventually it turns out that this doesn't result in even good enough code and then they came searching for someone to fix it all. And geesh, often they had spend their entire budget and more on the promises of "it will be fixed in the next version if you pay me now" and now they had nothing left but an average and outdated idea, useless code and a lesson not learned. The lucky ones can loan some more money but now have to start in debt with a website that has to be rebuild from scratch and is now last to market.

    I have seen everything from sites where order lines were overwritten with new orders by the same person, to simple exchange rate errors on the financial report which the IRS does NOT find half as amusing as you might think to programs that load everything from the database and then search through it in memory. Works perfect for a demo with 5 products, enter your 50.000 and you need a super computer.

    BUT the customers using these rent-a-coder site still think you can rent a coder for a dollar and get quality because obviously quality coders have no other options. Region matters less then they think, if it is no problem getting a coder in a low wage region to work for you, then it is no problem for that worker to get work for higher wages from your region... open borders work both ways. Here is the sting with outsourcing, the capable people in outsourcing regions don't want to work for your wages AND will work on their OWN ideas so THEY get the big bucks.

    If the customer is only interested in low price, then you are racing to the bottom trying to compete. There is currently a big market for anyone who can setup a Magento webshop. But there are a LOT of bidders out there thinking they can do it for less and less money. Sure, you might try to persuade that YOU can do it better, make it more efficient, not have pages load in under 1 minute and be proud of it but you would be surprised just how few companies that want to start a web shop have either the know-how or the budget to do it right. You are setting yourself up for despair.

    In many ways, getting a cleaning job pays better. People might not appreciate the work of a web developer but they do appreciate the work of the person that stops their toilets from becoming alive. The bottom end of web development is not a place to look for an income. To many competitors, not enough employers who know that quality costs money. Hell, the OP is part of problem, someone who doesn't need to make a real living from it undercutting those who do. How can you make a wage if there are people doing it for tips? Plenty of university girls make a living as a hooker, not so many boys do. How can you sell what so many are willing to give away for free or the cost of a beer?

    Same deal.

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  48. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's almost like saying being a hooker is good training for being a mom.

    Don't be ridiculous - hookers practice abortions and use contraceptives - in fact it's their key distinguishing trait from mothers.

  49. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    Are you saying it isn't? Most men who seek out hookers are emotional children anyway; many of the associated skill sets are transferable...

  50. Advice from a web professional: by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Informative

    1st -> Find the free open source web content management system used most in your area/country in the professional field. In Germany that'd be Typo3, in your case (I'm guessing you're a US resident) that would probably be EZ Publish, Drupal or something like that.

    2nd -> Learn that system and learn it well. Do this in the following order (timeframes mentioned are basic estimates based on my experience in 13 years of web development):

            a) 6 months: Editing and Management, understanding the systems structure principles, Backend/Admin Interface Navigation, core system functions and features. (Coverd with User Maunals and User Books on your CMS) --> take on first jobs as an editor for installations and websites using said system.

            b) 4 months: Markup stuff. Templating, HTML, CSS, minor changes and adjustments at that level, look into mobile templates aswell, everything is going mobile, you want to be on top of that when doing markup stuff (covered with HTML and CSS books)

            c) After about a year: Installing and maintaining, DB structure, MySQL DB Management (I'm presuming it uses a MySQL DB, since they all do), low-level maintainance, basic admining and maintainance at shell access level (Unix/Linux/OS X type stuff), DB and media directory backup, versioning ... Here is where 3rd party tools come into play and will become an important asset. FTP GUI tool, Versioning GUIs, DB Tools, editors, etc. As for versioning my hint: Go with Git right away, the tools awailable now are foolproof and if you start versioning with the distributed paradigm right away you won't have problems understanding it later on. (covered with DB adming, Shell navigation, Linux, Apache and Books on Versioning ... you're entering solid OReilly territory here)

            d)1,5 - 2 years into your new field: Programming, internal framework structure, maybe some PL basics before hand (more specialist tools, perhaps an IDE of some sort, maybe your own remote system) (covered with books on the programming language the system is implemented in ... most of them are built with PHP, Ajax / JavaScript would be the other end)

    If you really want to make this your job, *do* focus on one system and one system/framework only! Pick the one most people are using or the one with which you get your first big-time paying customer. And don't be fooled, even then getting good money won't be easy at first. Proper editor level maintainace of a non-trivial web CMS requires experience, as does handling whiny customers and keeping your cool when the system goes offline for some odd reason you'll be researching for the next 30 hours :-) . You'll gain experience on the way, but also some grey hairs, so I expect anyway.

    Start with maintaining your own test system and your own site running said system. Offer yourself up for editorial and maintainance work. Take it from there going into low-level maintainance and programming This will become interessting after 12-18 months into your new job.

    Bottom line:
    Popular system, start of as an editor, take it from there.
    Good luck.

    My 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Advice from a web professional: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, by the time she gets on the market following your schedule that "web content management system used most" would be out of fashion.
      Replace "months" with "days" and "years" with "months", - then it would make sense.

    2. Re:Advice from a web professional: by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      Still - learning Drupal sounds sensible, the most sensible suggestion I read among all these comments.

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    3. Re:Advice from a web professional: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      drupal is nice, joomla is good. Around here (eastern, PA, USA) the CMS of choice is wordpress. I have done many side jobs in addition to my actual job, and they have all been wordpress sites. It seems to be the one that is popular around here.

      I agree with almost everything the other person said.

  51. Government work by jakkals · · Score: 0

    It has been some time since I've been freelance, but if I did it again today I'd strongly consider government work, or work for companies doing government work. Being DIACAP certified is flat out not possible for somebody outside the USA. And yeah, getting this (or similar) certification is a pain, (and depending on youthful / other indiscretions it mighty even not be possible for you) but once you have it, you should be able to use it as a competitive advantage.

  52. Server - Nagios/Cacti Babysitter. by grelmar · · Score: 2

    First, to repeat what others have said - think local and network like crazy.

    There are a lot of small-mid sized corporations that have a small (1-4 person) IT team but have an infrastructure that needs 24/7 monitoring. And if there's one thing that's universally despised by overworked sysadmins, it's being force to carry "the pager".

    No matter how well you set up your Nagios/Cacti monitoring, there is inevitably a high number of Flaps going to the pager "WARNING!!! Agg!! I can't ping Server Z! Panic! Meltdown! The sky is falling" page goes out automatically to the pager. 5 minutes later after an automatic recheck "RECOVERY!!! Oh, never mind, it was just a network burp, the sky is not falling, the world is a calm blue ocean."

    For anyone who's been through the "pager" rotation mill, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

    The actual skills needed are "common sense" and responsibility. The pager goes off, you read the page, and try and determine whether it's something mission critical (ie: worth waking up the high priced help at 3am over), head to your keyboard so you can do a quick check of the detailed message/status, and fiddle and kill time for five minutes while you determine if it really is a flap. If it turns out to be something that's a) Important (something that can't wait until the morning) and b) not a flap, then you call the high priced help and they sort out the problem.

    Equipment needed: A Cel phone with an obnoxiously loud ringer (the better for to wake you up), a computer/laptop with an internet connection (so you can log into Cacti/Nagios remotely), comfy sweatpants.

    In a short time you can build yourself a rep for being reliable and trustworthy, you will have no problem increasing your income by adding more and more small customers.

  53. Technical writing by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    I assume your experience is in writing fiction or somesuch. Have you considered technical writing, i.e. creating user manuals, etc.? The skill set overlaps somewhat, but if it's the creative aspects of writing that were the problem, this may be an option.

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  54. build a library of code by hobrah · · Score: 1

    your first projects will requires lots of time. after time you will have a library of re-usable html and code. re-use will reduce the time and effort to produce a decent website. Or just learn to configure Drupal/Wordpress. there is a lot of functionality in those packages. I'm sure those low-ballers are just configuring their in-house cms or drupal/wordpress.

  55. be a technical writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the last 13 years my wife has been living your dream. She makes a very decent living putting together course materials for corporations that need to train employees and/or customers. 95% of time she works from home with only the occasional on-site meeting. It turns out my wife's formal education (MS Educ., BS geophysics) is a notch or two above those of most of her colleagues and that is appreciated by her SMEs (Subject matter experts. Technical writing projects pair the writers with SMEs, pronounced smee. The SME is usually very busy with his main job and needs to be gently but persistently chased). Check out STC.org.

    Technical writing is basically a cottage industry and will likely remain so. It outsources well, but not to India. It took a few years for US corporations to learn that :-)

  56. Database reporting by Fnord · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend is deaf, and traditional office environments have typically been hard for her. At some point she decided to start working from home so most of her interactions would be over email. She had experience working for non-profits and picked up some SQL and knowledge of some of the databases backed financial systems that those non-profits use (notably Raiser's Edge). She found a decent amount of work on E-lance doing financial reports for non-profits using Crystal Reports and SQL Server Reporting System, and when it came to hard SQL she was able to ease her way into it, taking on more and more complex reports over time. Now she's a full time contractor, working from home, telecommuting to non-profits all over the world, making good money.

    Learn some SQL, one of the report generating tools, and how some type of business stores its financial data, typically a non-tech heavy one that's not likely to do this stuff in house.

    1. Re:Database reporting by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      In my office environment I often wish I was deaf, which is why I prefer working from home.

  57. Network Engineering... by SwedishChef · · Score: 1

    First of all, get experience and knowledge in many different systems (e.g.: MS, Unix, Linux, Cisco, Mac, etc.) and learn how to make them work together. Use your house LAN and your free time now to interconnect them in ways that would be useful to potential LOCAL clients. Combining free Linux applications (installed on cast-off computers your customer has in a closet) with local licensed applications can often save a small LOCAL company a lot of money.

    Secondly, make a business... I suggest an LLC or an S-Corp... with business cards, letterhead, and web site of your own (I now use Bluehost).

    Thirdly, get out there and join local business associations, clubs, and even fraternal organizations (Elks, etc.) and hand out business cards. This is the old-fashioned form of networking.

    I subsidize my retirement income with remote administration of several databases, VPN networks and backup systems. Plus I have one Internet web forum that uses advertising to give me a small income.

    You won't get rich but since you have to be around the house anyway you'll get some income (possibly), some more experience (probably) and have some interesting stories for when *you* retire. :)

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  58. Low wage, low quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've done some, i've seen some. Low costs are appealing to a "small fry" companies, which pretty much always don't have any idea how to control the project, what are they're should be expecting. And likewise the person doing the job on the cheap is lacking experience and motivation - doing one time assignment it doesn't pay to create real MVC logic or anything even remotely "pro".
    I'd keep away from this kind of work if you want to have any persistent and profitable job. Or at least stick to simple CSS/HTML projects like forum templates.

  59. There are IT companies with a work from home model by Maximalist · · Score: 1

    There are companies out there like Support.Com that pay about double minimum wage for North American English speaking tech-literate folks to help tech-clueless folks do stuff like install printers and fight off viruses. Maybe you should look into that angle.

  60. yea me too by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    I wish I could put a couple months of effort into something and make a reasonable income on it too, that way I could spend as little as I possibly could and reap the greatest benefits

    God bless America

  61. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 bad ur married to a whore. Hope your kids are proud.

  62. Work Local and Build Relationships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way to compete in working from home online is by working locally and building relationships.

    As your looking for customers locally your target customer will be small business who know they need tech help, but want to be able to sit down face-to-face and talk through what they want.

    That group of customers doesn't use rent-a-coder sites because they don't know about them, they can't spec out a site or because they are used to working face-to-face with vendors.

    Build a demo site, let all your friends know about it, post it on Craigslist and watch craigslist for gigs that say "MUST BE ABLE TO MEET LOCALLY!".

    1. Re:Work Local and Build Relationships by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1
      There are several problems with your idea:

      1. Small businesses that don't already have a website probably haven't got a clue as to what they want. You'll burn up lots of time being unproductive.
      2. Pretty much everyone knows someone who can "make web pages" - whether it's their kid or a relative or a friend of a friend. You won't learn enough in 3 months to even begin to differentiate yourself from them.
      3. The original poster isn't going to be able to go from zero to competitive - ever. This is a moving target, already super-saturated, and people are literally "giving it away for free to build up their 'portfolio' " after blowing $$$$ on a year or two at a useless technical college diploma mill;
      4. Before expecting to make money on craigslist, why not check out the competition on craigslist - they're all super-cheap. And check out the businesses looking for someone - they're also all super-cheap. There's a reason they're both on craigslist - they're both super-cheap.

      The world is full of people who thought that they could buy a computer and make money at home. It didn't work 20 years ago for all those "I'll do resumes for other people", and it's not working for people who don't have the skill and think that they can be competitive in 2 to 3 months. (Hint - you won't be, not in 2 to 3 years).

      Honestly - would you pay someone with no experience when you can get people to work for free for 3 months at a time because all those "diploma mills" are looking for "job experience placements"?

      You'll make more money ghost-writing student term papers (desperate students will pay real money to keep from having to repeat a course). Of course, it depends on your ability to research a vast number of subjects and churn out 2,000 to 50,000 words in a week.

      --
      Let's call it what it is, Anti-Social Media.
  63. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    Most men who seek out hookers are emotional children anyway;

    oy! the rest of us are emotional children too. So there, naaaaa.

  64. Find a good niche and train by SlowBoatSam · · Score: 1

    What you want to do is possible, but might take more than a few months -- think a year of sustained effort and attention. Building off of previous posted suggestions, if you have some decent web skills perhaps you might take a look at Drupal. There are an insane number of jobs, BUT you need to know what you are doing to get gigs. Drupal is very capable and powerful. It also has a steep learning curve and can be very frustrating to learn...which may inadvertently relate to why all of the jobs aren't filled. However, there are tons of free how-to screen casts, the community is very active, and you can learn at home. If you want to check it out I would suggest using the Acquia DAMP development stack as it is the easiest way to get setup on your home computer: https://network.acquia.com/downloads/7.x

    I've noticed that a lot of the screen casts tend to be very pointed how-tos. If you don't mind paying $25 for a months access, Lynda.com has some good tutorials on Drupal 7 which may help you get a good overview. After doing the essential training you can see if Drupal clicks for you or not.

    If you want to go the Drupal route, make a website for yourself as part of the learning process, do the normal networking things things like signup at Drupal.org and join LinkedIn and its various groups with interests similar to yours. Then look around locally and start making websites for people, small businesses, local charities, social groups, schools, local political candidates, etc. You might donate your time initially since you are learning, but get them to pay their own hosting fees. Participate in the Drupal community by submitting good bug reports, answer the questions of others when you have figured something out, attend meetings of the local user group, contribute to documentation, etc. By this time you will have gone through the process a few times and be able to leverage previous projects, have figured out hosting, and started to get a portfolio. Once you are an expert and have a portfolio, recruiters will start calling you.

    Good luck.

  65. Wrong focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People on Slashdot tend to be introverted and don't want to be salespeople. Any skill that interests you can make money if you're willing to do cold calling. There are probably 100 businesses within 5 miles of you that need help with Web/IT.

    Another tack might be selling things on Amazon/Ebay. It requires no special skills, mostly just experience. Start out small selling your own stuff. You probably have a couple thousand dollars worth of crap sitting around your house (really, you do. Once you start really looking. Judging from your user name you have to have some gaming stuff.). Then, once you have a little capita,l hit the thrift stores, garage sales, and even clearance items at retail stores.

    But yes, if all you want to do is sit at home in front of a computer you have a lot of competition.

  66. Check the local Chamber of Commerce by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I admit, you might need to get a babysitter for those times when you're actually doing initial networking and later meeting with clients, but you might be able to find a high schooler in the afternoon, depending on when the local high school lets out. In the summer, it might be even easier.

    Anyway, the local chamber of commerce -- do your research first:

    • Get a list of the members, and what their businesses are.
    • Look over the websites of each of the businesses
    • Pick one or two smaller websites that you think could use major improvement.
    • Make a mock up / prototype showing how the site(s) could be improved (and 'improved' might even be simplifying -- if you find a flash-intensive site, show them how it doesn't work on smartphones or iPad)
    • Present it to the business owner(s)

    If you can get a job from that, then you use that (and their contacts) to build up more clients. (and you might want to join the Chamber of Commerce, too, once you're established). If you can't, then you go for other ways to build up your portfolio -- find business with no web presence, or you might check on what the local non-profits are in your area, or if there's a small municipality, or even just check 1-800-Volunteer to see if there are local groups that might need website work. (eg, I volunteer for the local Friends of the LIbrary, and our town's annual street festival, run through the local Recreation Council; both could use help, and maybe also a presence on social networking sites so we can do more 'push' of information).

    If none of those work out, I'd then look to see if you can help out with Code for America or any other open source group you feel passionately about, while still trying to network to find local work. You could even look to start up a local community website if there isn't one already (list local businesses, events, what's going on in local government, etc.).

    Basically, don't just look it as a way to make money -- look at is as a way to help local businesses/non-profits/government to improve ... making it easier for people to find important information (when do you open on Sunday? does the restaurant offer anything vegan/gluten free? What services do you offer? etc.), presenting the information in a better way (ie, the website is too disorganized; it might be how their business is organized, but the general public doesn't expect to find (x) under (y)), or helping them reach out via social networking or e-mail (eg, this week's specials; important upcoming events; etc.)

    --
    Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
    1. Re:Check the local Chamber of Commerce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO any self respecting salesperson NEVER uses the chambers of commerce. Get a sales training book and cold call/network. It is the only way to make some real coin.

    2. Re:Check the local Chamber of Commerce by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The goals vary from place to place -- I admit, some are more social clubs than anything else, some are lobbying cooperatives, etc ... but the goal isn't necessarily to join them ... use their directory listings to find all the local businesses to do your cold calling Then you get your foot in the door with one of them, who will then talk about their 'new website' with the others, and maybe push more work your way.

      In my area, there's actually two county-wide chamber of commerces (one focusing on small and minority-owned businesses), a few smaller chambers of commerce focused around some of the more built-up areas, a 'business roundtable, and a number of regional 'business associations'. The thing that matters is (1) getting a list of small local businesses to contact and (2) getting a foothold into those business groups so the work comes to you and you don't have to do as much cold-calling.

      --
      Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
  67. This is what worked for me by drkstr1 · · Score: 1

    1) Pick a new technology that seems interesting enough to you, is on the rise, and has a lot of demand. For me it was Adobe Flex (but I would not suggest it at this point in time). I have heard some stuff about SharePoint being hot right now, also most anything to do with mobile programming. The nichier the better.

    2) Find user communities (Forums and such) pertaining to that technology, and entrench yourself within it. Answer everyone's questions, especially the ones you don't have an answer to without having to look it up and/or try it yourself. This will give you some experience with real world problems needing to be solved in that niche. Once you are confident that you can answer most people's questions without having to work at it, you are ready to move onto step 3.

    3) Use the ties in the community you built up to directly market your services. Almost every community I've been a part of will have a certain number of people looking for help, and are willing to pay for it. A lot even post full contract positions. Always market local if possible. The idea that you can easily fly down for a face-to-face is a big selling point a lot of the times.

    4) .......?

    5) Profit!

    Sincerely,

    A former fry cook at Taco Bell :)

    --
    Fanboy Status: Apache Flex, C#, Eclipse, KDE, Pirate Party, Ron Paul, Slackware, Windows 7
  68. Prostitution by kawabago · · Score: 1, Troll

    A lay at home Mom.

  69. Tech Support from home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not as technical but something that you can get into pretty easily is home tech support/customer service. My mother has been doing this for a couple years and she has flexible hours (can pick when and how much she wants to work with in the needed hours with a minimum and some required weekend hours). You generally aren't competing with people overseas as the whole point of the system is to provide a better customer experience by providing someone in the states. I'm pretty sure the firm she works for is:

    http://careers.convergysworkathome.com/WorkFromHome.aspx

    There are a number of other similar ones out there.

  70. Freelancing tips based on my own experience by brinca · · Score: 2

    I've been freelancing for a little under a year (I'm a work-at-home dad ;)), and so far have had overwhelming success using some of the sites previously mentioned (freelancer.com, elance.com, etc), so here's my two cents...

    First of all, don't let the fact that you have to compete with dozens of other bidders take you down, as most of these are just low-quality unprofessional washouts or even outright scammers.

    If you put some effort into your proposals (like sending the employer a private message letting them now you've actually read the bid, showing links to related portfolio, etc), will get you noticed faster than paid highlights or anything of the sort.
    Ask the employer a direct question related to the proposal, so that he feels compelled to answer (once any type of actual conversation is started, you're leaps and bounds ahead of the competition).

    Feedback and reputation are very important, as they're the superficial tools that let the employer gauge your risk and potential, so you have to start building them somehow.
    My technique when I'm first starting on a site is to bid low (though not the lowest), put in a line such as "Since I'm building my freelance portfolio, I'm willing to work below my standard rate", and never charge any money upfront (yes it's a risk, but I've never had any problems so far).

    Always keep your proposals short, clean and direct, as employers are usually busy people who don't have time (and don't care) to go through all the fluff.
    Mention your schedule and availability, and try to be available through Skype or gTalk during work hours, so you can report to your employers if need be.

    When choosing which projects to bid, go for the ones that are a little out of the ordinary, or that may require specific skills that are not available to everyone.
    Try to bid on less projects and focus on getting in higher quality proposals, than to post crappy bids left and right all over the place.
    I've started my freelancing venture with just two flash projects, one for a virtual makeover tool (http://danielbrinca.com/makeover), and an AAC radio player (http://danielbrinca.com/audioplayer), and these became so successful that now I'm able to win bids just by showing these off, or any of their spin-offs, to a new client.

    You can also consider doing or participating in an open source project, even if you feel you're not good enough, and show this off to your clients as this will prove that you're serious and have the determination to see your projects through.

    Yes there is a lot of competition out there, but if you're professional and competent, you're already a cut above the rest, so all you need is to be able to demonstrate this to strangers.

    Once you land a few jobs, you'll probably start winning more bids (and you may then ramp up your rates), or even get new jobs from previous employers.

    Hope this helps,

    Daniel Brinca

  71. Mom With A Camera by metrometro · · Score: 1

    Leverage what you've got: kids, time, a local network. Many have walked this route, but I don't see the market saturating any time soon.

    http://www.moms-with-cameras.com/

  72. Are you a shut-in? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    If you're able to leave the house on occasion then look for local work instead. It took my wife a while but she found part-time work that she can do partly from home. Granted, it took a lot of wading through scams on Craigslist. My job is more flexible than hers so I can cover things at home if she needs to be out.

    You need to find a task that either can't be outsourced (personal assistant, Girl Friday) or that the employer doesn't want to outsource. Find local companies that would rather have their tech needs met by someone they've met in person, yet that don't want to have a full-time person.

    The catch is you'll have to work to get those jobs. You can't just sit around surfing the web looking for work. You need to call companies, leverage your friends and neighbors, and even cold call businesses in person. You have to earn the work...it's not going to fall from the sky.

  73. Thanks! by ThatGamerChick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hi, OP here. I would also like to thank everyone for the tips and suggestions. I'm still doing my own research, and this thread has given me more to think about. I just wanted to address a few things. I know I'm not going to be a complete master at the end of 2-3 months. I was hoping that, like some other fields, you can learn a bit and then start working. Like programming scripts to automate tedious tasks, or gather info from the web, etc. I figured that I could offer something small and reasonably priced. At first, I thought about learning a piece of specialized software like ACT for real estate agents, or how to set up and write scripts for Ubot. There's just so much out there, I'm not sure where to focus on. Also, I am and will always be a full-time Mom. They come first and is the main reason I'm staying at home. But the household does need a few extra bucks a month. I'm not looking for the equivalent of a full-time job. So, thanks again for all the comments :)

    1. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a auto. feed slide scanner. Then put the word out that I would scan family slides and put them on current format. I receive there slide trays, remove slides, scan all, or remove non people content and scan, depending on what is wanted. Load 80 slides and let the system cycle through them. As this is going on I can do other things. I use photo shops to provide a starting point for charging per slide. I charge for all parts of the process, I can make a wonderful wage and have as much work as I want to deal with. I use a nikon cool scan 5000 with auto feeder. I have paid for the start cost many times over with no end in sight. Not high tech but pays well.

    2. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look into Amazon Mechanical Turk. People can make around minimum wage: Just hang out on the forums and only do jobs that are recommended.
      http://aws.amazon.com/mturk/

    3. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off a bit of encouragement. I know a stay at home mom who made 50K+ a year for nearly a decade programming a specific niche function, working like 20 hours a week for a handful of clients. So it can be done.

      Find a Niche, provide value, and get your name out online/locally. As most have pointed out here any main stream tech that can be done remotely, will be done cheaper by the off shore market. Your comments about doing scripts for specific systems is a better direction. It is highly targeted and easy to focus on, likely to be less competition from overseas since the skills aren't as portable. This works particularly well if you find a niche that is also culturally specific and is hard to offshore because of communication issues. There is some element of risk going with a niche, but the people making the most in the tech world are not generalist programmers regardless of how good they are. It is the folks doing something extremely specific and doing it well that make the most cash. Also advertising your specific niche skills are much more likely to be found in a Google search. Imagine how many "providers" you find if you Google PHP freelancer. Extremely hard to get noticed if your selling what everyone else is selling.

      I tried to convince my friend (the stay at home mom) to learn some new tech, upgrade her skills, take more lucrative jobs...etc. and she thought I was nuts. Turned out she was right. She made plenty and spent a hell of a lot less time studying her ass off than the rest of us jumping over and over to the next great language or new versions ...etc.

      Your real estate example can be both local and online, that's a great thing to look for in a niche. Someone else mentioned a small scale business tool like FileMaker. As an example - Come up with some nice hack of the 2 together and serve the locally owned and operated real estate offices, then advertise online to pickup work at other similar offices in the region/state/nation. You could offer the service of being able to tie ACT to other small office tools for integration work and FileMaker, and then deliver to mobile ...etc. A lot of this stuff is not rocket science, but Realtors are sales people and would much rather pay someone to get the tools they need than to figure it out. That is one example you could come up with dozens just looking around at small to medium businesses in your immediate area. I highly recommend non-technical or engineering fields, since these users are more likely to need assistance and not try to do everything themselves.

      Go Niche, Go Deep, Advertise - Profit!

    4. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should also consider asking this on HN - news.ycombinator.com - where you'll likely get a very different set of responses.

    5. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen it mentioned, but frankly LinkedIn is prime mover now days for tech workers. I'm not sure about these other jobs people are talking about, but with me I could use a social media / agent type person to help keep my linkedin profile up to date, sharpen up my resume and filter all the damn help wanted ads I'm constantly getting. My salary is low six figures, 106k right now and I'm apexed in my career. At this point I know I need to make the move from tech into management, but my resume reads like a laundry list of acronyms. I know I'd be willing to pay $5k to have someone assist me moving from tech to management for instance, especially if they could get me to $115k or higher.

      Anyways, I have a feeling if you hold yourself out as a resume fixer, social media manager, personal agent etc you will find lots of work. For the record lots of companies that are seeking specific talent are paying some significant refferal fees as well. Last I checked overstock was paying $3k per head for people that could find them some good Java programmers.

    6. Re:Thanks! by r00t · · Score: 3, Informative

      You might effectively earn more income by doing things to make your husband more employable. A good breakfast (hot, with protein and vegetables) would help. You could pack a nutritious lunch for him. You could encourage him to get plenty of sleep: mild excercise a few hours prior, a decent meal, then calmness and avoidance of bluish light as bedtime approaches.

    7. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not do daycare, if you're staying home to watch your kids; a couple more could bring in a lot of extra money.

    8. Re:Thanks! by phorm · · Score: 1

      So basically what you just said is: "get back in your kitchen b****"

      Wow... I feel sorry for any women in your life.

    9. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another reason why this site is so offensive. A woman is a tool for a man, and has no right to earn money on her own. This is worse than the porn troll comments above.

    10. Re:Thanks! by r00t · · Score: 1

      Somebody needs to do the homemaking. It's a full-time job. If the wife works for an employer, then she's doing two jobs. That sure isn't fair to her. Do you think spouses should share the homemaking? In that case, she's working 1.5 jobs and so am I. This is obviously more stressfull than working 1 job each. With shared homemaking we can sort of get things down to 1 job each if the outside work is part-time, 0.5 job for each of us, but part-time work seldom pays well.

      I suspect that many women seek outside work in part because homemaking is underappreciated. It needs to be respected, valued, and recognized. It is not right to value only that which provides money; this is viewing the world through a masculine lens. It's crazy to judge a woman by male standards.

      BTW, my wife also gets to spend time in the bedroom. We have time for each other because she is ONLY a homemaker and I am ONLY working outside the home. We've a two-digit family. :-) She doesn't have to do this; she did way better than me in a calculus-based "Statistics for Engineers" class we both took. She loves being barefoot and pregnant, and there is nothing wrong with that.

      Show some appreciation for homemaking, and you too can outgrow a minivan.

    11. Re:Thanks! by phorm · · Score: 1

      If it's what your wife wants, then fine for her. There's nothing wrong with being a house-wife/house-husband for those that want to do so.

      The poster obviously is looking for something a bit more in her life than "barefoot and pregnant", which makes your suggestions rude, sexist, and unhelpful.

    12. Re:Thanks! by r00t · · Score: 1

      The poster obviously is looking for something a bit more in her life

      That isn't at all clear. She claims to want a bit more money. If her husband gets a raise (possibly via promotion) then this goal is met.

      My concern is that there is some sort of pressure to get a second income. It could be feelings of inadequacy ("just a housewife") or some competitive desire to have all the material goods that one's peers may have. Either way is a path to misery. The solution is to not play those games.

  74. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ur just jealous

  75. Networking. Networking. Networking. by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cherish the good friends you make over the years, because like you, they're rising in their careers, and some day they might have a contract or job bid to throw your way.

    Never be afraid to meet people, hand out your business cards, and introduce yourself and your business. Even if they're not interested, give them TWO cards and ask them to pass one along to a friend (you'd be surprised how often they end up in the hand of a friend who's looking for such services.)

    You can not win the game of life playing roulette with every other schmuck on the planet who thinks slinging code == programming. It's not. Programming is a broad-based skillset of analysis, debugging, design, and coming up with unorthodox ideas to solve everyday problems. A coder is a dime a dozen; a PROGRAMMER is a special breed.

    --
    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
  76. Only on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only on Slashdot does someone make a joke about doing home porn... just to have another person point them to relevant articles about why the idea is unsustainable.

    1. Re:Only on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only on Slashdot does someone make a joke about doing home porn... just to have another person point them to relevant articles about why the idea is unsustainable.

      And get modded up!

  77. mobile/tablet apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm also trying to make the transition from stay-at-home to work-at-home. I decided to try to learn how to make a very simple app and release it, and if that worked I would move on to more complicated things. Since I have a small child I thought I would try to make an app he would enjoy and then release it to the world.
    so, first off, *shameless plug* the app is called Baby Animal Balloons ( www.littlelaptime.com ), aimed at 1-2 year-olds, and it's up and selling on iPhone, iPad, Amazon Fire and Nook Color/ Nook tablet.
    My sales on Nook have been more than sales on everything else combined.
    It made about $400 in November and $500 in December. Not enough to live off, but certainly a good start! The awesome thing is that it keeps selling after I've done the work and keeps selling while I work on more apps and keeps selling... for who knows how long?
    Anyway, that's been my experience. It's not nearly as hard as it seems at first, though it took me about a month to get started on Android and another month to get started on iOS. If you're going to give it a try, I really think starting simple is the way to go.

  78. At the risk of stating the obvious by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    You say you aren't a good writer, and presumably you don't know PHP etc.[1] since you specified a skill you can learn quickly.

    What skills do you have? I'd say that's the place to start.

    [1] When you reply to a post crapdot shows it above the editing area, but when you reply to TFA it doesn't.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  79. Join a team. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a project manager with ten years of internet services under my belt. For anyone in the field, there are two salient points noted above:

    "If there is a skill that takes only a few months to learn, doesn't require formal background, and then you can do meaningful projects, that skill is not worth much because just about anybody can learn it."

    and

    "If you really want to make this your job, *do* focus on one system and one system/framework only!"

    But this isn't the end of the story. And it isn't a reason to give up, either. The reasons are simple: low education and high expectations make third world coders the better option for small sites that require basically no know-how. That isn't to say they aren't skilled - it's just a language barrier at work.

    In the US or EU, however, cost of living is higher, so you've got to FOCUS. Learning one thing requires fewer months of paying rent on entry-level wages. "But briester85," you might be thinking, "what do I do when my skill goes out of vogue?!" I'm glad you asked. That's why you need to join a team. This isn't a business where you can learn and coast. You're always at risk of being outdated. So mitigate this risk by joining a stable team of people with different skills, and have the agreement that when one of you is out of fashion, you get to stay with the team and learn the next skillset that will be the best help. Network. This is vital.

    Every team needs:
    1. A manager. This person is responsible for understanding the core of EVERY technology, including what the team doesn't offer. They need to know where to find expertise when something needs to be outsourced. And most of all, they need to be able to communicate about technology in natural human language, engineerise, and artisteese.

    2. A low-level programmer and system admin. This person runs the servers, and supports the operation by ensuring that the servers are invisible to the coders/clients/artists. If the client needs a capability that the fashionable CMS (wordpress, droople, etc) can't offer, this person builds it. This is the first 'greater than the sum of its parts' reason for having a team. If you can offer something beyond what the CMS can do, you can charge a premium. This person knows PERL. Period.

    3. A high-level programmer and QA specialist. This person builds the wireframe that the website is built on. They install the CMS, maintain the code, and solve problems when they arise. They must be available 24/7. This person is responsible to being on-top of just a couple complimentary technologies like javascript, python, CSS, etc. Their job is to make things happen FAST. Code doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to work. (This is why a FOCUS is so important. Speed is the name of this game. Speed without mistakes.)

    2 and 3 flip-flop. That's the natural structure noted by Qbertino's timeline. While one person is programming, the other is learning to edit in something new. By the time two years passes and 3 can provide low-level support for their technology, 2 can bag everything and start fresh on something spankey new.

    4. A designer and marketer. This person must be mobile. They are your most multi-talented team-member, because they're responsible for providing the engineers with all the shiny baubles that people see. Never, EVER trust an engineer with a copy of photoshop. Its like giving a chimp an AK-47. They're naturals, sure, but you won't like the result. The designer should have some technical proficiency, but nothing beyond maintaining their own laptop, and keeping file sizes reasonable. They should understand the technologies underlying data compression, video editing, photography, etc. All that on top of, and this is VITAL, cultivating an art. If you have an artist on the team, you will get more jobs. You will develop a consistent, signature 'look.' Some people will love it, some people will hate it, but most importantly you'll be UNIQUE. And that's the important bit.

    So what you should take from this too-long discourse:
    Tea

  80. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    This.

  81. You need to consider your interests and talents by Yoik · · Score: 1

    Reading your question I didn't see anything to say what your interests and talents are. Despite modesty, you show some writing talent. Your output will improve with practice. The responses mostly assumed a typical /. profile of procedural coding and systems, but that may not be you. Some of the basics apply no matter, online is harder because of competition unless you have an advantage.

    Think through your education and interests. Decide whether the marketing, accounting, bureaucracy, and risk of your own business is worth some multiplier on your pay. Talk to people around you about what might work, and ask relevant businesses (newspapers, ad agencies, etc,) about possibilities.

    Good luck!

  82. Drupal for website making (based on MySQL, etc.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Checkout the excellent Intro tutorial video by the Lullabot team (Lullabot.com 'may also be available on P2P sharing network).

  83. App Store by RebrandSoftware · · Score: 1

    I have been working from home for seven years now writing software and selling it to other companies. I'm really having a lot of success on the Mac App Store, bringing in a respectable salary from that alone. If you're curious about my apps just type "Rebrand Software" into the Mac App Store.

    The trick is:

    -Make your apps available in every language supported by the app store
    -Rating is more important than price. Make your apps low price until they have 4/5 star ratings, then you can raise them slightly.

    Doing this I'm selling 50-100 apps per day at $2 to $3 each. I use RealStudio (http://www.realsoftware.com) to program for Win/Mac/Linux, it's easy to learn and there are tutorials for getting your stuff on the Mac App Store. When the Windows Store launches with Windows 8 I'll be in a position to immediately put all my software on it.

  84. Freelance/flexible workplace websites by Lori_Flynn · · Score: 1

    Some freelance/flexible workplace websites: 1) flexjobs - job site offering over 50 career categories and jobs ranging from entry-level to executive, freelance to full-time. http://www.flexjobs.com/About.aspx 2) Elance and oDesk - online employment sites for freelancers/contractors. https://www.elance.com/q/about-elance and https://www.odesk.com/ 3) Mom Corps - offers part-time, flexible work for working moms http://www.momcorps.com/home.aspx Also check out info on http://sites.google.com/site/techcareerreentry about networking and online classes. (It's aimed at tech career re-entry, but also has info useful for your situation.) Linux groups often are good sources for info on work opportunities, often small short-term projects are advertised on the email list for a couple Linux groups I'm a member of.

  85. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And would you advise your daughter to do it?

    I honestly would have preferred it if you were just trolling. When I saw your post, I thought it was a typically juvenile troll, there are always a few. But no, you are serious.

    There's a reason this particular career path is shameful. There may be a lot of money in the oldest profession, but then there is also lot of money in fraud, drug dealing and car theft. Unless you are willing to recommend this sort of shady career path to your children and grandchildren, you really should not recommend it to total strangers. If you and your wife are happy with what she "had" to do, then fine, but don't disguise your shame as good advice.

  86. Go into Politics by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    No experience is required, and local positions, e.g., city council member, do not require large campaign budgets. Go to your local democrat/republican party chair and find out what's available. Then go to some prominent business people and let them know that you can be bought. The rest should be easy (except the part when you have to bend over and take it from your donors).

  87. Re:Phone Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    !1!HELL0 LADIES!1!

  88. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [FYI, I'm not owenferguson]

    Not only do you come off as overly judgmental, your assertions are off the mark. Equating webcam work with prostitution (the "oldest profession") is simply fallacious. Then to go on lumping it in with "fraud, drug dealing and car theft" just make your post more ridiculous. First, webcam work isn't unethical, and it isn't illegal in civilized places; fraud and car theft are clearly both unethical and illegal. There are arguments for and against the ethics of drug dealing, but it's certainly illegal in many places (civilized and otherwise). But there's no significant addiction angle, so it seems unreasonable to equate webcam work with drug dealing.

    Finally, have you considered the possibility that he wouldn't recommend the work to his own children simply because they would be doing so in a world where your view of it is somehow not a trivially ignored fringe opinion?

    - T

  89. Re:Fix computers and network that way for local jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see people all over craigslist advertising to do that kind of work for $10 an hour.

  90. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is Slashtard turning into Tech-Hints From Heloise?

  91. Perhaps niche mobile web development? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    One thing you could try to improve work is to focus on web development specialized to mobile devices.

    That way you could also create jobs by going to places around you who have a web site that does not work well for mobile devices, and tell them how you could improve the site to provide extra features for mobile users or just better usability.

    Another possible side niche is accessibility, you could specialize in that and overhaul sites to add accessible features. Again a demonstration of how a disabled user might have trouble on the site would be good.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  92. Proof Reader and Typesetter - I kid you not by Whiteox · · Score: 2

    The best and easiest remote job I had was 'typesetting' a manuscript ready for printing.
    Most authors use a word processing program and submit their work to a publisher. The manuscript often is really badly formatted, inconsistent as authors dress up their work to make it look pretty, which is totally useless when it comes to the print stage.
    The publisher then needs to convert the text into a format that the printer can read by adding and
    The process is something like this:
    * Convert to plain text or RTF if footnotes are used.
    * Fix formatting errors (double spaces, page breaks, remove tabs, capitalization, punctuation etc) - lots of Find and Replace work and repetition.
    * Add and for chapter headings, paragraphs, quotes, sections, indents, italics etc.
    * Footnotes changed to end notes
    Zip and send back to the publisher.
    All in all, a 500 page manuscript may take 8 to 12 working hours to do and can get you $300 to $500 or more.
    Your job sources would be publishers and authors (who get told by their publisher to tag their work in plain text).
    Place ads and start ringing publishers/authors. Publishers are more than happy to send you a glossary of tab headings, formatting codes etc.
    You can learn the skills by the end of your first book or journal paper and you already have the hardware/software.
    It's pretty intense and boring at the same time and it does help if you are familiar with the subject matter, but very worthwhile.

    --
    Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
    1. Re:Proof Reader and Typesetter - I kid you not by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Slashcode? Evidently by adding less-greater than characters makes it disappear :(

      The publisher then needs to convert the text into a format that the printer can read by adding and

      The publisher then needs to convert the text into a format that the printer can read by adding 'tags' and 'labels'
      and
      * Add tags and labels for chapter headings, paragraphs, quotes, sections, indents, italics etc.

      --
      Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
    2. Re:Proof Reader and Typesetter - I kid you not by The+Darkness · · Score: 1

      < and > are HTML markup characters. You have to type &lt; to get < and &gt; to get >. You also have to type &amp; to get &.

      --
      There are two kinds of people: 1) those that need closure
  93. Web Developer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like you said, the market is pretty flooded with PHP/MySQL/CSS people, but sit down and learn a CMS in great detail (which only takes a couple months to get to developer status, from my experience with Joomla), and you'll open up a whole new market. Fresh to web development, I jumped straight into developing enterprise sites for a few thousand per gig. Granted, if you don't have basic coding concepts down already, it could be a rough start.

    You can always start small and build up a portfolio of sites for local places (search cragislist gigs), such as churches, school clubs, bands, and small shops to build up your confidence before you start charging $40/hr.

  94. Get a job. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

    I've found that PHP, HTML and CSS to be the most demanded skills on sites like Elance, but the talent pool is flooded with overseas workers and Americans with so much more experience than me.

    And to do any of that at any level of quality above "scam", you have to have fundamental knowledge that you lack, and have no chance to obtain in a foreseeable time.

    You have two choices -- stay being a full-time mom, or get a job. Consider yourself lucky if you even have such a choice.

    Alternatively, I recommend the following fine occupations that do not involve getting a job: hooker, robber, black market organ donor, assassin, spammer, astroturfer, Nigerian-style scammer, drug dealer, video game gold farmer (in no particular order).

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  95. Oh for christ sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get your ass back in the kitchen and bake me a pie!

  96. Affiliate Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    OP, I don't know if this was covered already - there's a ton of comments here.
    What about building niche websites and doing Affiliate sales? This is something you could learn on your own and spend at little or as much time as you like. It also doesn't need to fit within any time boundaries and can be done during sleeping times or evenings, early mornings, whatever. You are master of your own time and business and setup can be quick and easy.
    Affiliate sales using Google Adsense, Commission Junction, Amazon, etc can bring additional money into the household fairly easily. You'll need to learn probably something like WordPress (a common favourite) and Search Engine Optimization and other SEO techniques. 5 - 10 websites when they are up and running can provide a good income.
    I do this on the side and it has been profitable and all activities (for me) can occur outside of regular business hours.
    Worth a serious thought - my two bits!

  97. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You misspelled fellatious.

  98. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think even in a hypothetical world where nobody is "overtly judgmental", I still would not want my own children doing such things, and I don't see why you would, either. I'd hope that you'd have higher standards, and you'd do your best to direct your children to something a bit better than camwhoring. Like becoming doctors or engineers or... well, just about any other career, actually. This is not a specially controversial suggestion.

    I see I have upset your delicate mind by suggesting that drug dealing is somehow wrong. We will just have to disagree. We will also have to disagree about whether camwhoring is any sort of whoring.

    The point is that "you can get rich doing X" is not enough to make up for "X is unethical". Even the most progressive of liberals tends to come to the correct conclusion about ethical matters when he considers its impact on himself and his own family. Would you like a drug-dealing son? Would you like a camwhoring daughter? Maybe sometimes it is good to be overtly judgmental, because the alternative is being a complete pussy about everything and letting bad people shit all over you and the people you care about. Though I hear people will pay good money to watch that sort of thing... have you considered webcam work?

  99. How about ... reading what I wrote? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Would you mind taking another look at the statement "parenting isn't always a full-time job" in the first sentence? I included (and italicized) the word "always" on purpose – instead of writing "isn't ever a full-time job" or simply "isn't a full-time job" – because that word changes the meaning of the sentence to acknowledge that sometimes it is a full-time job. It goes without saying that there are exceptions, such as children with special needs who can require full-time parenting no matter how old they are. Do you really think anyone here needs that explained to them? Do you know how insulting that is?

    A generalization is merely that: a statement that is generally true. If I say "Americans need to get off their asses and walk more," my friend with cerebral palsy who has never been able to walk doesn't get offended; he understands that there are extenuating circumstances in his case, and I wasn't talking about him. I was talking about Americans in general. If you get this overwrought just because someone made a generalization that didn't specifically call out your sister's situation as an exception... well, best of luck with that.

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    http://alternatives.rzero.com/
  100. plug by ani23 · · Score: 1

    I know it's frowned upon but this site has great advice and the course actually helped me. if its not permitted please delete. I just think its the perfect match for you. http://earn1k.com/

  101. Subtitling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm doing some work for a TV/media-related company and even though they generally don't allow people to work from home, most subtitlers are home workers. I'm talking about TV subtitling, where you have to repeat what they say on the screen in a certain way and subtitling software produces nice subtitles for you. They'd need to provide booths for people to do it in the office, so they prefer not providing an office at all. I doubt you can learn on-line, but provided there's nothing wrong with your accent, or speech in general, it shouldn't be too difficult.

  102. Lotus Notes!!! by xQx · · Score: 1

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Lotus Notes?!!!?! ... Your post almost seemed coherent, but then you ended it with ... LOTUS NOTES!?!!

    Speaking of pretending we are still living in the 90's... why don't you plug that first-rate, extendible, user-friendly email software into your brand new Novel network, and ask to be paid more money than your boss!

    While you're programming in Notes, why don't you brush up on your COBOL skills to make sure you're employable well into the future!

    1. Re:Lotus Notes!!! by SteveW928 · · Score: 1

      No kidding!

      Notes is one of those really horrible things forced on poor users by idiot IT departments.

  103. Re: Your Own Business Isn't a Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're not going to make any money competing w/ 27 year old computer experts, who work for mt dew's, and have had a hard-on for IT since they were 10. IT requires a lot of passion and experience.

    I would suggest starting up your own niche business locally, if it's not an overly competitive area, and if you can take some risks w/ your time. There are a lot of people making executive salaries delivering simplistic business solutions. For instance, my friend makes close to 150k, working seasonally, managing a group of workers that cleans, stains, builds decks, paints, etc. It took him 10 years to build, but he's lives a very good lifestyle.

  104. Write viruses by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Then sell the botnets to the highest bidder.

    Kidding aside, with the way the market is, its going to be pretty rough.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  105. start a business by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

    You could always start a business. Find something interesting, cheap and bulk order online (probably from china (be careful not to get ripped off)), and re-sell it on your own fancy website or just ebay.

    --
    Rocket Surgeon.
    1. Re:start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Selling 3-dimensional objects is a lost cause. It's just a commodity. 'Everybody' is already doing it. Just look at all the people trying to sell old coins due to their copper and silver content on ebay.

      If you can sell and idea or an object that stores/uses that idea, that is where the money is.

      The Apple iPod is probably the best example of this.

  106. Productivity by wrook · · Score: 1

    One of the problems with coding jobs is that your productivity can scale dramatically with your experience. My dad, who is a very intelligent guy, decided to do some programming work in his retirement. He found a local business who needed something done and did it. He doesn't make any real money at it, but he enjoys himself. The thing is, he doesn't understand how slow he is. He complains that his customer isn't appreciative of the work that he does, and that he works practically full time with little reward. In reality, what takes him a week to do would take me (a professional programmer with 20 years of experience) an afternoon.

    Even if you are talking about building web sites and writing small web applications, there's a way of doing things. I often think this industry needs an apprenticeship program. You wouldn't be able to find work as a carpenter without significant experience apprenticing. Yes, pretty much anyone can build cabinets, but doing it well and in a reasonable time frame/cost is something that requires experience.

    I don't want to disuade you. If you go down this avenue there are a lot of potential rewards. But they will be down the road. You might be able to get gigs after 2-3 months of training, but it will be years before you will be making money worthy of your time (similar to writing, really)

  107. What skills do you already have? by Shag · · Score: 1

    You've told us what you can't do. To parrot career advice from the guy in the Dos Equis commercials, "Find what it is in life you're not good at... and then don't do that thing."

    But what skills or experience do you already have? If you have any skills or experience out of the ordinary, you might be able to leverage them into interesting work-at-home gigs.

    Example 1: I spent a few years as a web developer at a well-known travel dot-com, ending about a decade ago. Five years later, some folks for whom I occasionally consult (completely unrelated to the travel business) needed someone to coordinate flights all over the world for their consultants, and someone pointed out that I had "worked in the travel business." I'd never been an actual travel agent, but I'd had to maintain databases of things like airport and airline codes, and had a pretty good feel for what airlines flew where, so I was able to leverage that for a couple years of pretty interesting work, from home, at a decent hourly rate.

    Example 2: As a two-time college dropout with a variety of tech skills, I had a part-time job at a university operating and troubleshooting some equipment used for research by grad students, professors, and a big multi-national research collaboration based at a national laboratory in the next state. The collaboration folks communicated using, of all things, an AIM chatroom - and since I was the only operator who was enough of a techie to chat with them, they wound up adopting me, teaching me to take data for them, and eventually getting me a part-time position as research staff "at" a (much better) university, working from home taking data for them.

    So if you already have any skills that aren't in a state of immense oversupply, you might be more able to find work leveraging them, instead of learning a little bit of something a lot of other people already know a little bit of, and then trying to compete with everyone else.

    --
    Village idiot in some extremely smart villages.
  108. Look into straight-up part-time work for ideas by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    Have you considered just looking for a straight-up part-time job? If you're an extrovert, you could try your hand at being a real estate agent. You only need to make a few sales a year to bring in some cash. Typically 3% commission on the cost of a house and you pocket your cash at the point of sale. That's one option.

    As far as computing goes, if you had some coding experience, you might be able to rustle up a part time gig. Check out dice.com for part-time tech gigs. Go to advanced search - expanded to find part-time work. I think looking for a part-time gig will give you the best opportunity of flexibility in terms of where you work.

  109. MMORPG Character building/Gold farming by mysidia · · Score: 1

    I'm just looking for something that I can teach myself in a few months and start taking small projects and working my way up from there.

    In a few months you can learn to play some online MMORPGs.

    Look for MMORPGs where rare items, gold, characters, etc, in the game have a high resale value.

    Work long hours building characters and obtaining rare items to resell.

  110. Digital Nomads by xenoc_1 · · Score: 1

    If I had a stick for each person with who uses the hackneyed phrase "digital nomad", after allowing for breakage from thrashing them so hard with the sticks, I could still build the world's largest tree castle.

    With thorned branches for anyone who added "location independent" to their "digital nomad" description.

    1. Re:Digital Nomads by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      If I had a stick for each person with who uses the hackneyed phrase "digital nomad", after allowing for breakage from thrashing them so hard with the sticks, I could still build the world's largest tree castle.

      With thorned branches for anyone who added "location independent" to their "digital nomad" description.

      Don't forget to add "language hacker" to the mix, so you can differentiate yourself from the millions of other travel bloggers. Oh, and sell a colorful ebook too!

  111. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    We were talking about a job you could train up to in a couple months and do from home, doesn't involve significant writing skills, and has a reasonable job market. Being a doctor or an engineer is not one of those options.

    I find it funny that you think the GP is the one who is "delicate" and a "pussy" when you're the one clutching your pearls at the thought of drugs and sex and online nudity.

  112. Nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started out as remote tech support, working my way up to remote sysadminning.

    Don't work from home. DO NOT work from home. When you have no boundries between work and home - and despite all your efforts, those boundries will disintegrate as time goes by - life is a waking hell from which there is no escape.

    1. Re:Nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not do porn from home while typing medical records. The distraction of porn causes errors similar to what dyslexia does to reading. In this case the error generating condition is called lickidicksia.

  113. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've obviously touched a nerve here and annoyed some reverse Puritans, for whom "judgment" is the only sin. If you're happy for your own family to do this sort of thing, then I can't see any way to even suggest to you that my objection might be valid.

    But I can tell you that if it's a choice for somebody I care about, then I'd far rather they spend more than a few months learning and not working, than take a disreputable and unpleasant job that requires no training and that they will probably regret later on. I have to say that it's a real surprise to find the Randian view that anything that makes money is automatically good expressed here.

  114. Re:Have you considered webcam work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'd bet they have step 1 down...

  115. other ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proof reading

    Software testing

    etsy

  116. She may have an advantage... by xtracto · · Score: 1

    Actually, doing translation might be an option for her. See, a lot of translation agencies look for native speakers to translate to some other language (or from, I don't remember). If she dominates a second language she can actually offer her services advertising as "native speaker" which will give her an advantage against all the Apus from India or the Josés from México.

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  117. spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look, this is just spam from a jobs/workers site. slashdot editors, please name ur stories advertorials when u get paid.

  118. Re:How about ... reading what *I* wrote? by kathrynne · · Score: 1

    "If your children require as much care when they're 12 years old as they did when they were 12 weeks old, you're doing it wrong"

    That was the offending statement. Unqualified and my lead. The statement you point out in your post, which WAS qualified, did not offend. The unqualified blame on the parent ... there's the problem.

    Overwrought? I think not.

  119. "So you want to be a consultant?" by jchoyt · · Score: 2
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    Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from all that is known.
  120. Possible suggestion. by macleod2486 · · Score: 1

    A good one is computer repair, if your half way decent in computers you can solve the majority of problems and you can charge people all that is needed for your expenses. I don't charge people that much and get them high quality work for a few quick bucks, and well if you don't know the issue Google always helps. Just a suggestion.

  121. home team advantage by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

    Stick to tutoring. You have localized knowledge and a established client base.

  122. sandwiches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could make sandwiches and sell them in vending machines.

  123. A specific article on this topic by SoothingMist · · Score: 2

    Just this weekend I published an article specific to this topic. It is available in electronic form from Barnes & Noble and Amazon. Readers for your laptop, computer, or other device are downloadable free. The title of the article is "Micro-Tasking -- A Productive Use of the Internet".

  124. You are asking two totally different questions by sonoronos · · Score: 1

    First question: How do I work from home?
    Answer: Easy. Ask your manager. You need a job first.

    Second question: How do I get a tech job?
    Answer: Difficult. Prove that you can do the work. Most people start with a traditional job search.

    Lump the two questions together and you are asking for a long wait.

    I've known competent tech guys who thought that they could levy their connections into early retirement and lucrative work-from-home contracts. Some of those guys keep jobs, but a lot of them end up losing them. Being a commercially employed person will sober you to the fact that contracts come and go rapidly (within years) and when a manager who can vouch for you goes away, and you're not around to defend yourself, you're typically the first on the chopping block.

    The only people I've seen who succeeded in working from home for 10-20 years are wealthy people who made millions beforehand and have the financial temerity to take on potentially years of joblessness. Ironically, they all seem SO happy! But I guess having a few million dollars in the bank helps.

  125. Two ideas: Sell on eBay; Start your own sites by smagruder · · Score: 1

    You might be surprised at how many sellers on eBay don't use simple HTML to their selling advantage to present a professional looking listing.

    If you have things to sell, and you know HTML, you can build up a decent store with decent sales, within months.

    Also, finding work as a freelance web developer is painful and extremely difficult (I know, I used to try), so why not create your own site with your own content and/or user-contributed content, and advertise. If it's local in nature, you can accept local ads.

    None of these can be achieved overnight, but I think they're better ideas than spinning wheels trying to get freelancing jobs.

    --
    Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
  126. ask locally by yalap · · Score: 0

    First, my apologies for the childish and immature responses.

    Second, congrats on the kid(s). They're way more fulfilling and rewarding than any paid jobs. If I could I'd quit now and be a SAHD.

    I've met other parents at our local park with a similar dilemma. Many of the mothers had (prior to kids) better jobs than mine and are very driven and business savvy. They have signed up for various work-from-home/sell-from-home web franchises that sell all sorts of products and services - kids clothes, books, hair accessories, product reviewers, mommy-blogs (want to do a tech version of thepioneerwoman.com? ) etc.
    Do you have a neighbor hood association? or local mothers/parents/schoolparents group? We recently got signed up to nextdoor.com and a lot of neighbors have listed their occupations/jobs/skills/workplaces. Almost every business needs someone to update their website with fresh content, articles, SEO changes, proof reading, link checking, promotions, groupon landing pages, facebook pages, tweet writing, social media etc. Or sales support work like searching for potential prospects to give to their sales people. It can be done anytime so you can work at night when the kid(s) are asleep. Either volunteer for (or try starting up) your neighborhood/association web site or get to know local people, then start asking around for anyone that needs help with their website. It's a lot less risky than finding leads on websites like elance, craigslist etc and you're more likely to be paid if you are local.

    We have former employees that are SAHMs still working on an hourly basis on some tasks. They're reliable and can do work for which we can't justify a full time job.