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DARPA Researches Avatar Surrogates

kgeiger writes "Feeling blue? DARPA is funding a program to investigate the feasibility of battlefield cyborg-surrogates: 'In its 2012 budget, DARPA has decided to pour US $7 million into the 'Avatar Project,' whose goal is the following: "develop interfaces and algorithms to enable a soldier to effectively partner with a semi-autonomous bi-pedal machine and allow it to act as the soldier's surrogate."' Power and bandwidth constraints aside, what could go wrong? Chinese hackers swooping in and commandeering one's army?"

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  1. pour US $7 million? by dj245 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The government doesn't pour $7 million. They dish it out with an eyedropper.

    Not that $7 million isn't a lot of money for you and me, but for the US government it is a rounding error.

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    1. Re:pour US $7 million? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      To be fair, $7 Million is about one eye drop's worth of money to the US Government.

    2. Re:pour US $7 million? by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The movie "Avatar" costed half a billion dollars - 7 millions seems too low a budget to make it real.

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    3. Re:pour US $7 million? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Less than a quarter of a billion dollars, actually.

      That doesn't affect your point, though.

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    4. Re:pour US $7 million? by garrettg84 · · Score: 0

      I've seen estimates from $200 million to $500 million. In either the low end or the high end of the spectrum, WTF?? Why is this disparity between research and entertainment true???? Mod Parent UP!!!!!

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    5. Re:pour US $7 million? by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      It's an investigation of feasibility. Not an actual development project. 7.000.000 USD is quite a lot for something like that.

    6. Re:pour US $7 million? by wed128 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is this disparity between research and entertainment true????

      Who's money is it? that's why.

    7. Re:pour US $7 million? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      And this is why we are so broke. Frittering our money away on bullshit projects such as these. They add up. And to add insult to injury, once this become technologically feasible all previous findings and standards will be have to be scrapped and recreated yet again. Total waste.

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    8. Re:pour US $7 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, like all that other BS that DARPA has funded the development of. We don't need any of that shit.

      1. Internet
      2. Self Navigating Autonomous cars

    9. Re:pour US $7 million? by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      The movie "Avatar" costed half a billion dollars - 7 millions seems too low a budget to make it real.

      it would give you some change from a Lee Majors.

    10. Re:pour US $7 million? by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      Bullshit project? Are you trolling, on crack, or just stupid? This is the kind of research that saves soldiers' lives, plus there will certainly be non-military applications down the road.

    11. Re:pour US $7 million? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      $7 million to investigate feasibility of what?

      "develop interfaces and algorithms to enable a soldier to effectively partner with a semi-autonomous bi-pedal machine and allow it to act as the soldier's surrogate."

      We have that now, it's called a robot. Are robots feasible? Yes. Can I have $7,000,000 now?

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    12. Re:pour US $7 million? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is this disparity between research and entertainment true????

      How is making a movie and R&D'ing a technology Apples to Apples enough for this to be worthy of so many question marks?

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    13. Re:pour US $7 million? by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      we should be working to put more people on the ground in wars, not less. otherwise more civilians will die as war becomes easier to start. look at how armed drones in the air force has made them more gung ho..

    14. Re:pour US $7 million? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Really? And how are you going to power these things? An IronMan Arc generator? Their range and mobility will be limited for places like Afghanistan. Communications could be jammed with noise too. And lets assume war breaks out between major nations. That will go nuclear in a hurry. EMP and all. At the very least, communication satellites would be taken out by missiles as China has proven can be done.

      There. I saved America 7 million tax dollars right there. You can thank me later.

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    15. Re:pour US $7 million? by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

      "Self Navigating Autonomous cars" Sure, what could possibly go wrong?

    16. Re:pour US $7 million? by lxs · · Score: 1

      That was the mid '70s.
      Inflation adjusted, Lee Majors is the Slightly-Over-20-Million-Dollar-Man.

    17. Re:pour US $7 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Why is this disparity between research and entertainment true????

      Who's money is it? that's why.

      Wow, it took talent to fuck up "whose"...

      who's = who is, not possessive whose.

    18. Re:pour US $7 million? by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      I know I shouldn't respond to an AC but the wrongness was threatening to cause a singularity. For such an argument to hold you would need to show the sum total they have spent on projects and what the outcome was. Now if they have spent several billion on thousands of projects and that is the only two that came to fruition? one could easily argue that its stupid to give them more money for such a lousy ROI. BTW there was the SAGES system which was build by DOD before DARPA was ever born and one could argue that those first digital transmissions over phone lines was the actual birth of the net and what DARPA did was simply the next logical step.

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    19. Re:pour US $7 million? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      How is making a movie and R&D'ing a technology Apples to Apples enough for this to be worthy of so many question marks?

      No. But in this case, the difference is enough to warrant the question marks: it *should* cost a lot less to simply develop a mockup of how something should work than to actually build that tool.

      Now, Avatar did involve developing a few new technologies for the entertainment industry, but the point stands: if Avatar cost a quarter of a billion dollars to make, actually building the technology that Avatar is describing should cost more, shouldn't it? $7 million is a teacup in the ocean.

      That being said, I don't think that TFA is talking about mind-machine interface, it's talking about telepresence. There's a world of difference between them, in that telepresence has already been done, and is being done on a semi-regular basis. It'll be a *lot* cheaper to build a bipedal robot that's controlled by telepresence than it would be to build one that's controlled by MMI.

    20. Re:pour US $7 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the power density of an off-the-shelf diesel or gas turbine machine and the energy density of liquid fuels is sufficient to give super human abilities to a biped robot for days if not weeks or months. Also, the scream of a 110k rpm turbine will put the fear of god into your enemy if the android with a gun doesn't. This is beside the point because you're an idiot. Your trollish concerns have not limited the development, deployment, and wild success of hundreds of billions of dollars of other military technology. There is also a lot to be learned in a feasibility study in terms of what we _can't_ do, which may result in a very different trajectory for the project. There are way too many ./ idiots who can magically analyze a science/engineering problem from a single news release and suddenly determine they know the Achilles Heal. Yeah, you're really that smart, 4 seconds of your brain's abilities are grander than entire teams of trained individuals studying the same problems for years. GET REAL.

    21. Re:pour US $7 million? by DragonWriter · · Score: 2

      No. But in this case, the difference is enough to warrant the question marks: it *should* cost a lot less to simply develop a mockup of how something should work than to actually build that tool.

      Avatar didn't even build a mockup of the technology in any meaningful sense. What it did was make a movie, part of whose premise was that the technology existed. There is no reason to expect that the cost of the cinematic production should have any relationship of any kind to the cost of the technology.

      Now, Avatar did involve developing a few new technologies for the entertainment industry, but the point stands: if Avatar cost a quarter of a billion dollars to make, actually building the technology that Avatar is describing should cost more, shouldn't it? $7 million is a teacup in the ocean.

      Avatar didn't describe a technology, it made a movie that presupposed quite a lot of technology that doesn't, in fact, exist.

      But making a movie based around the concept of a computer program I could develop in an afternoon (besides being boring) would, assume major-studio production values, cost far more than it would cost to build the program. Again, there is no reason to expect that the cost of a movie should have any relationship to the cost of technology presupposed by the movie.

      That being said, I don't think that TFA is talking about mind-machine interface, it's talking about telepresence. There's a world of difference between them, in that telepresence has already been done, and is being done on a semi-regular basis. It'll be a *lot* cheaper to build a bipedal robot that's controlled by telepresence than it would be to build one that's controlled by MMI.

      True, plus in Avatar, they weren't controlling robots by MMI but actual living organisms by mind-machine-mind interface involving interaction at a distance for one of the machine-mind links.

    22. Re:pour US $7 million? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      if Avatar cost a quarter of a billion dollars to make, actually building the technology that Avatar is describing should cost more, shouldn't it?

      No. Those are two very different projects with two very different sets of specs. One technology wasn't developed on Avatar, it was more like 6. All those pieces had to be scaled up so that tens-to-hundreds of people could work with it to meet the deadline. The goal was to deliver two and a half hours of photo-real CG (with a whole slew of bullet points) in stereo. Avatar had to develop working tools for massive numbers of people to use. It's not even clear from this article that DARPA is even delivering a prototype.

      I'd love to see more resources put into plain old R&D, I agree with you there, but Avatar is not a metric to use in this context. The vast majority of its budget went into paying the surprisingly large crew involved in making that movie.

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    23. Re:pour US $7 million? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Feasibility of such interfaces and algorithms in relation to using human brain to control a robot. Not robots themselves.

      There is some legwork already done on this in prosthetics, but other then that, it should be fairly virginal territory.

    24. Re:pour US $7 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're really that smart, 4 seconds of your brain's abilities are grander than entire teams of trained individuals studying the same problems for years

      It's a salesman tactic. No matter how much time and investment you throw into polishing a turd or rolling it in glitter, at the end of the day it's still shit. Why should the tax payer eat it?

    25. Re:pour US $7 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, $200 million and it still ended up being a shit film.

    26. Re:pour US $7 million? by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      We have that now, it's called a robot. Are robots feasible? Yes. Can I have $7,000,000 now?

      I'm going to guess they'll have a long list of problematic questions requiring well-researched answers that goes well beyond your intuitional response of, "yea someone could do it".

      Because if the answer were simply "yes", there's lots more follow-on money a-comin' for development, and nobody wants to spend that on a doomed project.

    27. Re:pour US $7 million? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      at least it didn't involve gerry fuckhymen

    28. Re:pour US $7 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After significant technology development? less than meat-bag navigated vehicles.

    29. Re:pour US $7 million? by antdude · · Score: 1

      "Who has" or "Who is"? You mean, whose. :P

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  2. Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He will set the country on the path to freedom from religious persecution and return us to our rightful place in God's plan. Eliminate the government and all those who stand in the way of worship of our rightful, true Ruler. The crimes that are performed in the name of our current governmental system, including but not limited to murder of innocent children, forcing citizens to pay for products they don't want, driving our society into unrecoverable debt that our children (if they aren't aborted) will never be able to repay, placing women in harms' way and outside of the role evolution has trained them for as mother and caregiver, stifling business under the guise and heavy hand of global warming, raising taxes on those of us who are successful, teaching our precious children ridiculous theories that men were once apes and spontaneously changed into what we are today, and attempting to diverge from the Christian principles that our forefathers observed and that this country was founded upon. We need to return to His holy way, and remove the heathens from our path, if necessary, by force. It's time to stopping giving away our children's inheritance to lazy jobless people and Godless welfare cases. It's time we took back our economy and this country.

    1. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by stungod · · Score: 2

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

      *GASP*

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

      Thanks for the best laugh of the week. You should take back your meds.

    2. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      raising taxes on those of us who are successful

      Something you'll never have to worry about from down in Mommy and Daddy's basement, eh?

    3. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by jdgeorge · · Score: 2

      Well, it's either well-thought-out satire, or... (shudder) ... not.

      Since it does a pretty thorough job of touching on all the so-called "conservative" talking points, complete with contradictory positions (hard to accomplish without a clear head and an eye on the news), I'm thinking there are no meds involved.

    4. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by lucm · · Score: 4, Funny

      He will set the country on the path to freedom from religious persecution and return us to our rightful place in God's plan. Eliminate the government and all those who stand in the way of worship of our rightful, true Ruler. The crimes that are performed in the name of our current governmental system, including but not limited to murder of innocent children, forcing citizens to pay for products they don't want, driving our society into unrecoverable debt that our children (if they aren't aborted) will never be able to repay, placing women in harms' way and outside of the role evolution has trained them for as mother and caregiver, stifling business under the guise and heavy hand of global warming, raising taxes on those of us who are successful, teaching our precious children ridiculous theories that men were once apes and spontaneously changed into what we are today, and attempting to diverge from the Christian principles that our forefathers observed and that this country was founded upon. We need to return to His holy way, and remove the heathens from our path, if necessary, by force. It's time to stopping giving away our children's inheritance to lazy jobless people and Godless welfare cases. It's time we took back our economy and this country.

      Who would have thought Noam Chomsky would one day post on Slashdot

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    5. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Beelzebud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was on the fence about Obama, but watching the Republican side show and sealed the deal for me. You guys are fucking nuts.

    6. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by idontgno · · Score: 5, Informative

      Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.

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    7. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To bad you didnt fall off and hurt yourself..

      If you havent figured out Obama is not different than the previous establishment icons, then you are a flat out id10t.

      Just count the previous admin policies Obama has extended and put his stamp of approval on.. Start with the Patriot Act and GITMO. He promised to end both but extended both. To include the new NDAA of 2012 which is another extension of the patriot act... Lets see, how about Iraq? All those promises and still started the draw downs according to ----wait for it---- BUSH policy..

    8. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Beelzebud · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll take the flawed man that is Obama, to a religious huckster like Rick Santorum any day of the week.

    9. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to say, the way his message has drifted all over the place combined with the fact that the country has slid further and further into the shitter for the last several years, I figured there was no way in hell Obama would get a second term. Then the Republican Primaries started. I'm fairly certain if I pissed out the window in my office right now, everyone my piss landed on would be more electable than anyone in the primaries. And the first floor of my building is a methadone clinic.

    10. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      poes law maybe?

    11. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Skidborg · · Score: 2

      In any other field but politics I could call that a false dichotomy. There is something horribly wrong with this democratic system.

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    12. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I think the puppet on the left shares my beliefs, i think the puppet on the right is more to my liking...hey wait a minute there's one guy controlling BOTH puppets!" from the late great often stolen from Bill Hicks. Sad the man has been gone more than 20 years and if anything his words are MORE true than they have ever been. But if you think Nobama or Mittens or Santwhorum give a flying fuck about anybody but themselves and their corporate masters you've drank too much koolaid.

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    13. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      then you are a flat out id10t.

      Did you cat walk on your keyboard or am I supposed to construe that's how you think "cool kids" talk nowadays?

    14. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... placing women in harms' way and outside of the role evolution has trained them for as mother and caregiver ...

      Preach on, brutha!

      ... teaching our precious children ridiculous theories that men were once apes and spontaneously changed into what we are today...

      Hey, wait a minute.

    15. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Nihilomnis · · Score: 1

      Yah, at first I thought him serious. I see it all too often; makes me sad really.

    16. Re:Rick Santorvm - in MMXII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sanctimonious,,, trash

  3. Not Avatar by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Informative

    Surrogates. Bruce Willis does more than just destroy asteroids!

    Avatar had live sentient animals being grown and controlled by humans. In Surrogates, they're robots, and surrogacy starts on the battlefield.

    Good SF movie, I don't know why it's so unknown.

    1. Re:Not Avatar by bhcompy · · Score: 2

      Mod parent Informative. This is 100% accurate comparison to existing fiction, rather than grasping at blue alien sentience transference straws

    2. Re:Not Avatar by Moheeheeko · · Score: 2
    3. Re:Not Avatar by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1, Funny

      I prefer the Wargs from Westeros- not only could they take over the bodies of other animals- some of them can actually control other people.

      Imagine if our soldiers could go to sleep and wake up in expendable human bodies when going to battle. We could get our soldiers to take over French soldiers and march them into military victory over Germany.

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    4. Re:Not Avatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Avatar the word (not the movie) means "An incarnation, embodiment, or manifestation of a person or idea", so I think the name is perfectly well chosen. The robot body manifests the controller in a different place. It is the right word to choose regardless of scifi book or movie titles.

    5. Re:Not Avatar by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Or try the "soldier boys" in "The Forever Peace", by Joe Haldeman. Some of the book is about the psychological disconnection of being a semi-immune actor on the battlefield, some about getting your robot "killed" out from under you while "fully immersed." I was going to add a bit more information, but it's too much of a spoiler.

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    6. Re:Not Avatar by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      I was thinking of an eariler work, Surrogates; it had what I considered some useful solutions for current issues.

    7. Re:Not Avatar by Frenzied+Apathy · · Score: 2

      One of my favorite, Sci-Fi movies.

      Agreed, I'm surprised this movie isn't better known.

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    8. Re:Not Avatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unknown because the movie itself was a fairly bland semi-rogue-cop-acting-outside-normal-channels-for-the-greater-good plot that just happened to be dropped into an interesting environment.

      I'm sure the comic it was based on is better, but I've admittedly not read it.

    9. Re:Not Avatar by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If it were avatar the word and not Avatar the movie it wouldn't be capitalized and italicised.

    10. Re:Not Avatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good SF movie, I don't know why it's so unknown.

      If it were a real movie, you'd have linked to the IMDB page rather than Wikipedia.

    11. Re:Not Avatar by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The movie you linked on imdb is the same movie I linked at wikipedia. Surrogates, Bruce Willis. And yes, it is older than Avatar but not as well known.

    12. Re:Not Avatar by thomst · · Score: 1

      mcgrew pointed out:

      Surrogates. Bruce Willis does more than just destroy asteroids!

      Avatar had live sentient animals being grown and controlled by humans. In Surrogates, they're robots, and surrogacy starts on the battlefield.

      Mmm ... to me, Surrogates absolutely reeked of Keith Laumer's novelette "The Bodybuilders". The plot differed, but the basic meme - people use mechanical surrogates for social interaction, so they can be as handsome/beautiful, and in as good apparent shape as they'd like to be in meatspace - is a straightforward copy, as is Willis's reaction when he's forced to confront external reality in his own, very vulnerable, biological body.

      I always wondered why his estate didn't sue, but I guess the fact that he left no children (and his wife died before he did) has something to do with it.

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    13. Re:Not Avatar by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought when I first read this story on another site.

      Relevant scene is here:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79JDeCcXGtw

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    14. Re:Not Avatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surrogates was bland.

      It barely scratched the surface of what society could look like if people could live through surrogates. There's so many directions they could have gone with this. Why would the police force bother with customized surrogates instead of a standard police model with a face specifically designed to inspire respect and compliance. Assuming they didn't just go for a featureless model to retain their detective's anonymity. Imagine a crime scene with 15 Mr Smiths, or Officer Bobs gathering evidence . Why was the only customised model we saw some off color human. If people could customise their avatars you'd get things like in snowcrash (might be wrong on the exact book but snowcrash is awesome either way) with mechanised bacon and eggs smiley face on a plate avatars. Or low budget avatars that look like Wally .... What you wouldn't get is Hair on Bruce Willis being the epitome of human creativity....

      The Ghost on the shell TV series is an example of what Surrogates could have been like with decent writing.

  4. Jaming and lag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. any kind of lag or areas with a poor signal may not work to well even more so if the link need to go over a few Satellites.

    2. You don't need to hack them just jam them and they can be come useless

    1. Re:Jaming and lag by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is DARPA. They don't even raise the question of "practicality" when they do projects like this, they just ask "can it be done at all?" These are the same people who build flying tanks. Is it practical? Almost certainly no. Is it cool and possibly practical in the future? Maybe, but we won't know until we try.

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    2. Re:Jaming and lag by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      Right, they start somewhere insane and then dial it down. The applications are immediate.

      Will it be practical for combat in the next 20 years? Probably not. But it could be used in EOD (Explosives and Ordinance Disposal) where you would have the advantage of human dexterity in disabling a bomb without having to risk an actual person. (They already use small robots as is.) It could also be useful in firefighting situations - a tethered "avatar" robot could go far closer to a fire and fight it (or inside a building in danger of collapsing) than a human could. (I refrain from saying that it would do things a human is unwilling to do, because we have and have had brave men step into incredibly dangerous situations to save lives. It is an important and honorable sacrifice, but with technology it can no longer be a necessity.)

    3. Re:Jaming and lag by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I assume that's why they're semi-autonomous. The orders don't need to come as frequently and allow for the AI to determine the exact method for completing them. The orders also come from a soldier in the field, so they may be conveyed over an optical link, which is much harder to jam.

    4. Re:Jaming and lag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is DARPA. This is what they do. Pure research with military implications.

      We have "surrogate" planes, why not surrogate soldiers. Why do we need to put live Americans in harms way?

    5. Re:Jaming and lag by dominious · · Score: 1

      From the little i know about jamming, there is something called frequency hopping to countermeasure this. It just makes things a little bit more complicated, but that's why it's called research. Also, lag and poor signal can be compensated with some autonomous movements maybe (or even something I can't think of now), again that's why it's called research.

  5. China not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We have loads of people on /. screaming that China is not cracking systems and would not go aggressively after other nations (say Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, Phillipines, thailand, or even India) or even USA. Surely all of these ACs on the site combined with Chinese Political and Military leaders could NOT be wrong.

    1. Re:China not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The fact that DARPA is budgeting $7 million on research to "develop interfaces and algorithms to enable a soldier to effectively partner with a semi-autonomous bi-pedal machine and allow it to act as the soldier's surrogate" is proof that Chinese human/surrogate interface manufacturers have already infiltrated DARPA's budgeting systems.

  6. Here's an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You've got millions of people ages 10-whatever that can play fps games. How about a computer screen, keyboard and mouse interface. I'll happily take a portion of that 7 million now. Just forget that the bipedal robot part doesn't actually work yet.

  7. Forever Peace by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Informative

    And halfway in between is Joe Haldeman's Forever Peace. In the novel, soldiers use mechanical body surrogates which have the bizarre side effect of linking all senses of the team members as if it were a single organism. It's a good read. We can already see, hear and launch weapons from drone platforms and this is just the early stage of remote piloting.

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  8. Are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a massive waste of money. We have people starving in the world (yes even in the US) and they throw 7M at this crap?

    1. Re:Are you kidding me? by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      7 Million is chump change.

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    2. Re:Are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only it were possible to do more than one thing!

    3. Re:Are you kidding me? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Starvation is a social and political problem, not an economic one as we have more than enough food in the world to feed everybody. As for throwing $7M into this, why not? Some of the best ideas are ones that seem silly (hence why nobody has ever tried them), and this is pocket change for the US Military. Even if the primary research topic proves impractical, there are bound to be a variety of spin-off technologies applicable to other areas.

  9. Great... by lightknight · · Score: 0

    How could this possibly backfire?

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    I am John Hurt.
  10. Not just WAR but also SPACE by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a submission I sent a few days ago about humanoid television-robots making the first handshake in space (on the ISS).

    wisebabo writes

    "As long as we are still in debt to the Chinese and can't afford an ambitious space program, we should be developing THESE (humanoid telerobots). Just get the astronaut NEAR the Moon or Mars (or someday Titan!) and operate these without that stupid speed-of-light time delay. A huge proportion of the weight and complexity of going to these places is that last 100 miles so while times are lean this is the way to go.

    Maybe James Cameron can be persuaded to do a pre-quel of Avatar, unfortunately I don't think he'll find a planet full of sexy tele-robots!"

    Link to Original Source

    1. Re:Not just WAR but also SPACE by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      with the moon, it could probably work directly from Earth. make it smart enough to move around and avoid falling rocks etc, and have someone give it short term goals ("hammer that nail", "reorient that antenna", etc).
      even from orbit there would be some delay (you need to send everything through a satellite anyway since you're on the other side of the planet half the time), so just do it from Earth.

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    2. Re:Not just WAR but also SPACE by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The issue is "telepresence" requires more of a real-time feed, IMHO, than what you'll get even earth-to-moon.

      For example, "avoid falling rocks." Figure that it takes a radio signal 1.25 seconds to get from the Earth to the Moon. So you're watching a rock falling towards you. What you're seeing was 1.25 seconds ago. So you immediately jump to the right to avoid it. By the time the robot gets the signal to jump to the right, it's been another 1.25 seconds. So assuming your robot was just standing there, by the time the robot got the signal to jump, 2.5 seconds have gone by and it's likely been hit by the rock.

    3. Re:Not just WAR but also SPACE by wisebabo · · Score: 1

      Actually, as I mentioned later in my other post "Stupid auto-correct", does the moon's 1/6th gravity help?

      I mean does it give you six times longer to react so that the 2.5 seconds you point out "feels" more like .32 seconds?

      Of course this only is true because of the moon's weaker gravity (and it won't help for any non-gravity related motion, like driving into a wall) but maybe that's good enough.

      Sounds like a good research topic that could be easily(?) done in simulation!

    4. Re:Not just WAR but also SPACE by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      I did mention that you should make it smart enough to avoid falling rocks on its own. I think that can already be done. as far as I know, there are tiny robots playing football, so they can do a lot of this fast reflex stuff on their own.

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    5. Re:Not just WAR but also SPACE by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I think they meant that the robot would be pre-programmed to automatically avoid falling rocks or deal with other anticipated emergency situations that require an immediate response not possible with the Earth-Moon time delay.

      Think of it as a reflex for robots - the same way as when I touch something hot with my hand I don't have to think "move my hand away from that" because my nervous system can handle that for me.

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    6. Re:Not just WAR but also SPACE by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I did mention that you should make it smart enough to avoid falling rocks on its own.

      Where is the dividing line between "telepresence" and "remote control"?

      I would submit that telepresence is where the "robot" (for lack of better term) is completely and utterly controlled by you--the robot is merely a collection of sensors that are fed to you. So, for example, if the robot touches something hot, it will communicate it to you by applying heat to your fingers and you will pull back your hand. The robot will not decide for itself that what it touched is hot and pull back the hand for you.

      Now this is arguable, I'll admit. I mean, given the above example, it's not like I'm actually thinking, "Gee, that's really hot--I should pull back my hand before I get burned." The act of pulling my hand back is an autonomic response. If I want to walk someplace, I figure out how to get there and start walking in that direction. I'm not really thinking about putting one foot in front of the other and maintaining my balance and all of that stuff. So why couldn't I instruct a "telepresence" to walk over to that crater and leave the driving to it?

      I would argue that the act of doing the walking and reacting to the conditions is part of the "presence" and, the more you remove it, the less "present" you are. But it is a somewhat philosophical debate as to the nature of "presence." The correct answer, I suppose, would be a combination of the two. As you suggested, for planetary exploration, the delays involved are such that the robot has to have more of a brain.

  11. What can go wrong... by mark-t · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... ironically, is that soldiers will not be risking their lives in the field of combat.

    Not that I am advocating soldiers dying per se, but if a cause is not worth dying for, then why is it worth going to war for in the first place? If one is prepared to kill their fellow man for whatever cause they might believe in, however true, and however noble, and however right, but they themselves are not prepared to die in the name of that same cause, then their so-called virtuous beliefs are nothing but hollow claims.

    Nothing of any real worth or value has ever been achieved without making some sacrifice... and it is the virtue of the people who *have* made such sacrifices that gives us that much more a profound appreciation for the victory that was gained by it.

    Take that away, and war becomes just a pointless exercise in killing... without purpose, and maybe even without end.

    This is a bad idea.

    1. Re:What can go wrong... by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it has a kill switch.

    2. Re:What can go wrong... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Nobody wins a war by dying for their country. You win a war by making the OTHER sob die for HIS country.

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    3. Re:What can go wrong... by JoeKlip · · Score: 1

      This is such limited thinking. The Internet was developed so the military can communicate between different system rather than receiving radio or telephone call. The main point was to issue the kill command as quickly as possible. Yet the system become something opposite. It united people to the degree mankind never before experienced. This concept, when realized, will be such a life saver too. Imagine you can build tall buildings with no real people except for the avatars. How about mining. Also how about deep sea discovery. At the moment undersea robots have such limited mobility that it cost so much to control them. Having an avatar will expand our undersea science tremendously. Also talking about deep sea gas and oil drilling. We have to construct the monstrous oil platform just to support gas/oil drilling. Imaging all of these structure are underwater and only require avatar to maintain the facility and can make repair if need. In many countries, the demographic is getting older. Manual labor will become more difficult. Avatar will help here too. You can work in your old age with minimal physical exertion. I thought the technical crowd is more forward thinking than this. Yet you guys complain about 7mil which everyone agree is a drop in a bucket. How about

    4. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because a cause is worth dying for doesn't mean we shouldn't reduce the chances of dying as much as possible.

    5. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Violence is a bad idea. Unfortunately machines will eventually be better than humans at killing other machines -and humans- than humans can physically be. And then men will become slaves, to other men, with machines. But it'd be pretty damn smart to make our machines before the other guy gets his, you know?

    6. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you are willing to die for something doesn't mean that you have to actually want to die for it. Also, an army is set up so that the grunt soldiers, who are the ones dying, don't have a real choice about whether they want to perform a mission or not. The ones who are making the decisions about what to do are not the ones dying. So your scary scenario is already reality without these things.

      It doesn't make much sense anyway. I believe that killing people at random in Africa is wrong, but I'm not willing to personally go there and protect the innocent. I wouldn't do it even if I could do it at no risk to my own life - it would still consume my time and resources. Do you really mean to say that then I can't make the claim that "killing people at random is wrong"? I'm pretty sure that then very few people can make that claim. For example I'm pretty sure you are not currently in a war zone in Africa risking your life to save the innocents, even though you have the ability to do that. Yet you can still have an opinion that those innocents shouldn't be killed, and there is nothing hollow about that.

    7. Re:What can go wrong... by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      They want the ultimate armchair warrior. Right now people can be convinced to send people to die for totally bogus reasoning (Iraq war). Imagine how easy it would be to get support if no soldiers on our side were dying. Bad idea, indeed.

    8. Re:What can go wrong... by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Take that away, and war becomes just a pointless exercise in killing... without purpose, and maybe even without end.

      This is a bad idea.

      The argument could be made that this is already the case, with "expendable" soldiers acting as the avatars for politicians or other unscrupulous sorts.

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    9. Re:What can go wrong... by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. If a war isn't worth putting your ass on the line for, it's also not worth killing other people for.

    10. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...except the same drones that are currently bombing civilians in Pakistan and elsewhere are controlled over the Internet. Hey, nice try though.

    11. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an experiment - have two countries fight a war in a video game, with an agreement that the winner receives some objective by contract in real life, and the loser loses said objective - whatever it might be!

      Of course, we can all easily guess that, once you take real human lives out of the mix, the "virtual" war makes no difference to resolve an issue which requires war as resolution.. but.. who knows until it's been tested? Perhaps getting out human aggression virtually is enough... although it is > 99.9999% unrealistic for that to be true, in opinion.

    12. Re:What can go wrong... by idontgno · · Score: 2

      I suspect you're trying to make a moral point. If this is so, you're both right (or at least, I agree) and completely beside the point.

      In practice, the only cost considered in waging war is the cost to "the good guys". If you can inflict 5000 casualties on the enemy (and, maybe, some of their non-combatants as well), without suffering any casualties of your own, that's zero casualties. The other side doesn't count, except as targets. If they don't want to die, they can surrender. Maybe. Or flee. Maybe.

      Really advanced nation-states can win with almost no human cost (to themselves) and comparatively light financial costs. (Like destroying a multi-million <foreigncurrency> command post with a $125,000 cruise missile).

      Asymmetric warfare is the best kind, as long as you're on the winning end.

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    13. Re:What can go wrong... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      You have similar situations today with Drone attacks, not to mention the cruise missile strikes against "terrorist targets" in the 1990s.

    14. Re:What can go wrong... by Frenzied+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Nobody wins a war by dying for their country. You win a war by making the OTHER sob die for HIS country.

      Classic Gen. George S. Patton, there!

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      The cake is a lie.
    15. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From an ex-infantryman. Why put your ass on the line at all. make the other guy pay while you relax with a beer. War is not virtuous...it is the struggle for resources. There is no honor, right, or wrong in war at all...never has been.

    16. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Romantic thinking.

    17. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember right after 9/11, George W Bush calling the the hijackers cowards. Yet, he never visited Iraq until over five years after his "Mission Accomplished" speech. No wonder he was so clueless about the situation there. Now we've got soldiers in North America remotely assassinating people in the Middle East. The disconnect is staggering. Maybe as a pacifist, I'm not qualified to say, but I think I know a coward when I see one.

    18. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who start these wars are never the ones who do the dying anyway. This would change nothing. Even if you had two nations at war utilizing the same tech (unlikely), there would still be economic costs, as the units themselves would unlikely be cheap, and you're still going to have casualties when command bases for these things become new targets.

      Either way, it's barely worth worry about as even if the robotics were there to make a robotic avatar on the field worth replacing an actual body to begin with, the idea would still break down in that I don't see how they would prevent signal jamming with enough certainty to make it worth doing.

    19. Re:What can go wrong... by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. If a war isn't worth putting your ass on the line for, it's also not worth killing other people for.

      You must be new to this planet.

      -AI

      --
      For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion
    20. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I'm assuming you're calling Obama a coward since this is happening during his administration?

    21. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soldiers aren't the ones who decide when to or not to go to war.

      Politicians do that. Politicians who have no fear for their life, only their re-election.

      I see your point but you haven't seen past it -- already there are those who are more than willing to kill other people for some means or end but who are not willing to put their own life on the line to do so. That's hardly anything new, either.

      And in the end nothing changes

    22. Re:What can go wrong... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      If we reduce the relative risk of going to war, we remove the reasons not to. "Worth" takes on a whole new meaning, when you don't have as much to lose.

    23. Re:What can go wrong... by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      He didn't say it in so many words, but yeah according to his logic Obama is also a coward.

      But I think he's right! I think the world would be a better place if the person starting a war (i.e. head of state) had to personally lead the army into battle and actually fight. Like the emperors of old.

      Can you imagine W. or Obama riding in a Humvee, firing M-4s at insurgents and rallying the troops like Caesar? Neither can I. These cowards would be pacifists for life.

    24. Re:What can go wrong... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      The argument could be made that this is already the case, with "expendable" soldiers acting as the avatars for politicians or other unscrupulous sorts.

      To a certain extent, yes. But human lives still have value, if not to the politicians, to the military leaders calling the shots, and to the people who have to read about it in the paper.

      Consider: a little shy of 4,500 US soldiers have died in Iraq since hostilities began in 2003, and nearly 33,000 have been wounded. Stalin wrote that 1,000 deaths is a tragedy, 1,000,000 is a statistic, and the same holds true for this conflict: 4,500 dead is a *lot*, but it's a number most of us can wrap our heads around, and relate to. Quite aside from the human face that we see in the media, we can understand what 4,500 dead men and women means. Now consider that instead of 4,500 dead soldiers and 33,000 wounded, we have robots destroyed, or damaged but repairable. The folks sitting in a bunker controlling the robots, however, are unharmed. Finally consider: the US estimates that it costs about $150,000 to train a soldier. If we give these robots a unit cost equivalent to a cruise missile, at about $125,000 each. Now, not only is it cheaper to lose a robot, but there's no human face on the losses, and we no longer see the mothers of slain soldiers confronting the president on the evening news.

      Those declaring war don't have to pay the ultimate cost, but there is a human cost that they have to deal with. If you remove that human cost, they are more likely to go to war. This cannot end well: the best possible scenario is that your enemy also has semi-autonomous robots controlled by telepresence, at which point who wins becomes a question of who throws the most money at the battlefield. And if that's going to be the case, why do we need this? We can already wage economic wars, and in fact, are already waging several.

    25. Re:What can go wrong... by KermitJunior · · Score: 1

      . Unfortunately machines will eventually be better than humans at killing other machines -and humans- than humans can physically be. And then men will become slaves, to other men, with machines. But it'd be pretty damn smart to make our machines before the other guy gets his, you know?

      A) What name were you thinking? I was gonna go with Skynet.

      B) Find someone name Sarah and make her give birth to John Conner.

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    26. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So after you're virtual war, one side receives an "objective contract" in real life. How does the contract get enforced? The losing side give the finger to the winning side. The winning side is then left with one option: Kill the losing side if they want the contract enforced.

      Sanctions? Again, the other side will either deal with the sanctions or invade the country imposing them.

      There is no clever way to avoid war. It's not about "getting our human aggression". It's about irreconcilable differences. And when there is a conflict there, one side must be eliminated from the planet to bring resolution.

      No matter what you propose, I can bring it all back to killing the other side. The only thing that will end war is if all people no longer have any irreconcilable differences. And based off what I'm seeing today in the news, we are at least 100 generations from that. Probably much more. But we're heading that way.

      You might say that one way to get there would be to genocide everyone but people of your own beliefs. That sounds good on paper, but you'll have groups splinter off that disagree with you and you'll be back to having war. It's an evolutionary thing, and the jury is still out on whether we'll ever evolve away from fighting and disagreement within our collective.

    27. Re:What can go wrong... by thrich81 · · Score: 2

      That sort of thinking (noble combat, laying your life on the line for something you believe in) is what got hundreds of thousands of young men to go to their deaths in the trenches in WWI. War is just one extreme of the application of force to achieve your group's desires -- slaughtering of animals and unfortunate native populations which get in the way is the other extreme. We usually have called them wars when the protagonists were equally enough matched to make it risky for both sides but in the history of applied force the entire spectrum from outright slaughter to "heroic" stands against impossible odds have been seen. I guarantee you that the professional soldiers tasked with winning the wars which their societies send them to have no desire at all to put themselves at any more risk than absolutely necessary. If they could send an army of avatars to do the dangerous work they would. When the European Americans were killing off the native North Americans there was no talk of "being prepared to die for the cause", it was just a killing process -- Bison or People, it was all the same to them. All wars would be like that if the soldiers got to choose. It's not pointless -- the point is to take something away from some other group who doesn't want to give it up. In the past the best soldiers were a society's young men -- if they weren't prepared to fight then that culture didn't stay around for long. If technology allows us to send robots or avatars instead, I'm all for it. If you want to end wars, you have to make them dangerous for the folks back home, too, so they will consider other options -- that's why the US and the USSR never went directly at it -- all the warmongers at home knew that they were at the same risk of nuclear incineration as the actual combatants.

    28. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [paraphrased] "Killing random people is wrong but I won't do anything about it. And there lives aren't worth my time or resources..."

      No, you *are not* hollow.

    29. Re:What can go wrong... by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're assuming that the nature and meaning of "war" wouldn't undergo a fundamental shift if people weren't dying during it.

      Lots of things are, essentially, "war" where people don't die. Apple and Samsung are engaged in a "war" against each other - they're both hoping to take something from the other by coercion, even if that isn't physical coercion.

      Being able to "wage war" where stuff, rather than people, die would be huge. I'd much rather throw away stuff than people any day.

      Also, I dispute entirely your belief that somehow we have a more profound appreciation for things that people have died for. In fact, I dare say that the fact that when people die in wars and other people use it for cheap political theater shows just how shallow the "appreciation" is.

      Look, for example, at the whole "support our troops" thing as it happened with Iraq and Afghanistan: Some people used the deaths of troops to support a kind of "sunk cost" fallacy about dead soldiers, other people used it to say that their political opponents were politically bankrupt, other people used it as a club to beat up those they felt weren't appropriately patriotic, others used it to profit from selling shitty yellow ribbon magnets and Chinese-made American flags, and on and on.

      Yet, when it comes to doing things that *actually* matter - taking care of injured veterans and helping their families - it's just *crickets* *crickets* when these men and women come home and need some help because of what they've left "over there." Veterans make up a disproportionate number of homeless - I dare say that if we had a "more profound appreciation" for the sacrifices made in war that wouldn't be the case because we wouldn't, as a society *let* it be the case.

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    30. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us remember at this point that US has made a business of war.
      Patching wounded soldiers is expensive, and there are still some moral obligations to cope with.
      On the other side, putting any kind of machine to work in any trace of oil, on the eyes of some, is a great business.

    31. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just forgot one tiny detail. Because of the way the modern world works, a victor can't just up and leave. You are now the proud owner of the mess you made.

    32. Re:What can go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would try to target the humans in control of the enemies drones. There's not going to be long bloodless robot wars, there's going to be robots defending humans from enemy robots.

  12. Negative possibilities by Shad0w99 · · Score: 1

    Why limit ourself to China, or any other country. Terrorist groups, drug cartels, anybody who is intelligent enough (or has money to hire someone who is) can try to take control. Why fly a plane into a building when you can just use "the surrogat army" to do it for you with.

    1. Re:Negative possibilities by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Because at the end of the day a set of box cutters is cheaper than hacking a surrogate army... I don't recall our bloated military keeping 9/11 from happening.

  13. ...What could go wrong...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Power and bandwidth constraints aside, what could go wrong?"

    Nothing that I can see. We should be able to create vast numbers of semi-autonomous fighting machines in large automated factories who will take orders from anyone with the right codes with very little requirement for human interaction at all.

    And then we could call the central command system that we're going to use to direct them 'SKYNET'.....

  14. holy fucking crap. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 5, Funny

    with the kind of presidents the USA churns out, is "it could be hacked" *really* the first thing that comes to mind when you ponder what could go wrong? how about this, it might NOT get hacked, and offer even more potential to murder and maim even more people with even less inhibitions, politically as well as on the level of individual soldiers? we had nintendo pilots for a long time. now there'll be nintendo grunts. fucking great. and the princess is STILL in another castle.

    but oh noes, the chinese. you are so lost.

    1. Re:holy fucking crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering how many things in China just explode, or fall apart for no reason, and how often, perhaps the Chinese hacking them would be a good way to dispose of them? Just don't stand nearby, the shrapnel might hurt you.

    2. Re:holy fucking crap. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Considering how many things in China just explode, or fall apart for no reason, and how often

      I am so fascinated by fantasizing about you fantasizing about that, I can hardly put it in words. yeah folks, let's just consider how many things in China just explode, or fall apart for no reason, and how often! I completely forgot about that. In the USA only democracy and the social system fall apart and explode, but look at those bags of rice go. and should China ever amount to anything, there's still plenty of fucked up countries that don't happen to be allies at this moment in time, don't you worry your surrogate controlling brain about that.

      (heh, this story doesn't even piss me off that much, but nationalism kinda does)

    3. Re:holy fucking crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if being flippant about China is "nationalism" in your eyes, then brace yourself for the unending tide of "nationalism" every day here on slashdot with all the snide remarks and jokes about Americans. How about you chill out?

    4. Re:holy fucking crap. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      haha, name one comment I made about americans... good thing you're not full of shit, right?

  15. Machines can be used against you by HalAtWork · · Score: 2

    It's easier to turn a machine against its original purposes by fooling it, hacking it, or other such methods. It's harder to turn entire swaths of human soldiers.

  16. bi-pedal??? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

    That dash in bipedal was really confusing. Made me think of a robot with two pedals. Also why have a robot with legs?? Why not treads or flight? It doesn't need to do everything a person does. It just needs to kill things.

    1. Re:bi-pedal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm just a wannabe neo-hippie with all this "make love not war" stuff, but the dash made me think of this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA

      Also, bonus points for telesex emerging as a trillion-dollar industry by 2050.

  17. War as a video game by Whatanut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they continue down this path they will mostly just turn war into a big video game. All the real people will be locked up in a bunker somewhere controlling their avatars and such.

    So, then the question becomes this: Why not just settle disputes by actually playing video games. You lose at starcraft, you lose your country. Seems like the natural progression...

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    1. Re:War as a video game by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Voting is the natural progression from war. Most early wars are won by the side with the most soldiers. So instead of fighting the war you just pick the victor based on whose army is bigger.

    2. Re:War as a video game by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      "Why not just settle disputes by actually playing video games"

      Already done, it's called Congress: kids arguing with on another, collecting credits ($$$), having re-dos (reelection), cheating, and playing mind games.

      If everyone is remotely fighting, instead of building up this huge infrastructure: wouldn't it be easier to just pick up the d*mn phone and settle it?

    3. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the real people will be locked up in a bunker somewhere controlling their avatars and such.

      No, just the ones doing the killing. The ones not wearing uniforms are just as screwed as ever.

    4. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is going to hand over their country because they lost a video game. And no one is going to hand over their country because they ran out of robots.

      After the other sides runs out of robots, they can either surrender, or we start killing people and destroying cities.

      Maybe the first few days will be like a video game.. but then the real killing will start.

    5. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lose at starcraft, you lose your country. Seems like the natural progression...

      I don't want koreans to take over the world :(

    6. Re:War as a video game by Nukedoom · · Score: 1

      You know, League of Legends revolves around that concept. Play a game, and lore-wise, you solve a political dispute.

    7. Re:War as a video game by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      All of your base are belong to us.... err. i mean there is no cow level.

    8. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran won starcraft against the US military. Tehran has announced you'll be put to death for heresy against Mohamed. Your lack of a beard is an insult to Allah.

    9. Re:War as a video game by laron · · Score: 1

      That would require a kind of gentlemen's agreement similar to a "fight of the two champions" in lieu of a a battle between two armies. That sort of civilized behavior never really caught on when the stakes are high enough. IIRC Saddam Hussein offered the same to George W. Bush in 2003, but somehow the US didn't accept this offer.
      While you celebrate your victory in your bunker, the "defeated" side may have just cut off the antenna and sealed the entrance to your bunker. Who's a winner then?

      --
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
    10. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Korea would own the world.

    11. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ender's Game, anyone?

    12. Re:War as a video game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because no one is going to give up their land or freedom because someone lost a video game. People value these things enough to risk their lives for them. So the army needs guns.

  18. Stupid auto-correct by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    I meant "telepresence" not television!

    Also the sub-poster makes a good point. While an astronaut in orbit around the MOON (not earth) would be much closer, he would still have to go through a lunar relay at least half the time. In any case, compared with the cost of just running it from a nice beach resort (okay lab) on earth, the 1-1/2 second time delay seems acceptable.

    It's helped out by the moons 1/6 gee. So if you drop something, you have six times longer to react!

  19. A Taste of Armageddon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If they continue down this path they will mostly just turn war into a big video game. All the real people will be locked up in a bunker somewhere controlling their avatars and such. So, then the question becomes this: Why not just settle disputes by actually playing video games. You lose at starcraft, you lose your country. Seems like the natural progression.

    As foreshadowed by a ST:TOS episode.

  20. Wow, what a great idea! by stevenfuzz · · Score: 1

    What the frack could possibly go wrong? Let's just pray for a cute Short Circuit type meltdown, and not the other way around.

  21. wireless technology by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    Can't defy the laws of physics people--this will never work from a remote aspect (think latency).

    The Gundam approach is the way to go.

    1. Re:wireless technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Robert Heinlein - Starship Troopers - Mobile Infantry. The BOOK not the hacked movie.

  22. star trek tos had a episode like that that by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    star trek tos had a episode like that that with computers running a VR war with real death chambers that people just went into and they did that as it's was better then useing real weapons.

  23. DARPA by nimbius · · Score: 1

    the name seems a hypocritical outcry. the ultimate advanced research project in defense is to eliminate the need for war entirely. since its inception darpa has done nothing but develop ever more sophisticated tools to perpetuate wars by different means. we dont want surrogates for our defense, we want them so that during the next incursion into the middle east, we dont have to impose a press blackout on returning c130 transports laden with bodybags.

    we still want war, just as europe still wanted war at the turn of the century. we want it in lines, drumming along with fresh pressed suits of armor and a proud puritanical face forward.

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  24. I already seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Cylons are coming .....

  25. I think... by Darth+Hubris · · Score: 1

    I have seen this movie. Or maybe this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woxgr_GtFnU

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  26. hasn't DARPA seen Episode 1? by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    one EMF and BAM! no communication to any of your bipedal droids.

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  27. "the role evolution has trained them for"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll fail - like Santorum would concede anything to evolution.

  28. Natural [self] selection ... by swframe · · Score: 1

    We are becoming smart enough to control our natural selection process so that the only selection process that remains is one in which humans to kill each other. It is a catch 22. We're getting smart enough to survive anything the nature can throw at us so we only have ourselves to limit our growth. There are other ways that seem more logical but survival of the best killer has always been the dominate method. We want to think that we've evolved past it but our wars indicate otherwise. As mentioned before, Islam and Judaism share a common origin. Our conflicts are silly. It reminds me of when Nixon escalated the bombing into Cambodia because he didn't want to be the first American president to lose war. Several million people died because one person didn't want a sentence written in a book that one day no one will read.

  29. BEEP! by axlr8or · · Score: 1

    "You're monthly usage cap has been exceeded. Please dial *611 to speak with a representative. Press 1 if you speak english. 2 por hable espanol."

  30. When can I pilot an Evangelion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject.

  31. Rich more efficient in killing poor by udas · · Score: 1

    True indeed! War would be cheaper for highly developed nations where the
    tech will get cheaper, and manual labour is expensive. That will make war
    more expensive for the developing nations, whether they try to use the
    tech which, for them, is more expensive than human labour, or their
    human soldiers are butchered more efficiently by resilient, easily
    replceable, surrogates. Corollary: its now easier for the devloped to
    threaten / impose on the developing. And that, I fear, is a *good idea*
    for the developed nations.

    Of course, we can argue that if its tech that decides the fate of a
    battle, why bother with the physical expenses? Fight it in a virtual
    arena. I think not. Humanity thinkin at that level woul dnot permit war
    of any nature. Where we live, Gulf Watr happens, just as much as Pearl
    Harbour & Hiroshima.

    This won't end well.

  32. Why Re-Invent The Wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take one Apple Fanboi Cyborg Surrogate and stick a frickin' laser beam on his head - voila!

    Two problems solved - instant Battlefield Cyborg Surrogate and an annoying percentage of the population blown away as cannon fodder.