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Sixty Years On, B-52s Are Still Going Strong

Hugh Pickens writes "Those who grew up in the 1960s and 1970s knew the B-52 Stratofortress as a central figure in the anxiety that flowed from the protracted staring match between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. Now CNET reports that it was 60 years ago, on April 15, 1952, that a B-52 prototype built by Boeing took off on its maiden flight and although the 1950s-vintage B-52s are no longer in the US Air Force inventory, the 90 or so H models delivered between May 1961 and October 1962 still remain on active duty. 'The B-52 has been a wonderful flying box,' says retired Brig. Gen. Peyton Cole. 'It's persevered all these years because it's been able to adapt and still continues to fly. It started out as a high-level flying platform during the Cold War. Then as air defenses got better it became a low-level penetrator, and more than that was the first aircraft to fly low-level at night through FLIR (forward looking infrared) and night-vision TV.' The B-52's feat of longevity reflects both regular maintenance and timely upgrades — in the late 1980s, for instance, GPS capabilities were incorporated into the navigation system but it also speaks to the astronomical costs of the next-generation bombers that have followed the B-52 into service (a total of 744 were built, counting all models) with the Air Force. B-52s cost about $70 million apiece (in today's dollars), while the later, stealth-shaped B-2 Spirit bombers carried an 'eye-watering $3-billion-a-pop unit price.' The Air Force's 30-year forecast, published in March, envisions an enduring role for the B-52 and engineering studies, the Air Force says, suggest that the life span of the B-52 could extend beyond the year 2040. 'At that point, why not aim for the centennial mark?'"

403 comments

  1. B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wikipedia quotes the unit cost at under $750m introductory in 1997, and with current inflation just over $1b. Where did the $3b number come from?

    1. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by LeperPuppet · · Score: 1

      It could be the $750m unit cost plus a share of the total R&D costs, then inflated to current day dollars.

    2. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ericloewe · · Score: 2

      As far as I've heard, the cost in today's dollars would be ~$1,5 billion - ~$2 billion, depending on serial number (costs go down as you build more of them), which should include R&D

    3. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Wikipedia cite is all screwed up. If you look at the citation for unit cost, it's a GAO report from 14 Aug 1997 that lists an estimated per-unit cost of $2.131 billion in 1996 dollars.

      The Wikipedia article also cites the same document for program costs through *2004*. I'm guessing we've spent some additional funds between 1997 and 2004....

      Wikipedia: worth every penny you paid to get it.

    4. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 5, Informative

      Using Wikipedia, scroll down and you'll get this gem: "The total program cost projected through 2004 was US$44.75 billion in 1997 dollars. This includes development, procurement, facilities, construction, and spare parts. The total program cost averaged US$2.13 billion per aircraft." If you use the $.737 billion in 1997 = $1.07 billion today with inflation as a guide, and apply it to the $2.13 billion you will get ~$3 billion.

      So it cost twice the cost of the entire fleet just to research, develop and build the facilities needed to build these fighters. Though originally there was supposed to be another hundred of these things made instead of 21. Had the full fleet of 32 been constructed the price per B-2 would have plummitted to a total cost of ~$1.25 billion per craft in "todays" dollars, but the cost around have been another ~$111 billion inflated adjusted dollars for the project as a whole.

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    5. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      Typo, full fleet of 132 B-2s, not 32.

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    6. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      The originally requested B-2 fleet size was well over a hundred, but it suffered large cuts due to the weakening state of the Soviet Union in the 1980s and 1990s.

      Thats where the $3Billion price point came in - a large programme to build a large fleet, cut down at the last minute to a small fleet which had to bear all the costs rather than having them amortized over a larger unit figure.

    7. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Barny · · Score: 1

      Possibly some prices are including just the fuselage and the R&D for it, whereas others might include the cost to have them fully loaded with ordinance and equipment as well.

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    8. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by pryoplasm · · Score: 1

      There was also the B-2 that crashed in Guam. That resplit the R&D costs from a little over $2B to the nearly $3B we know of now.

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    9. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work like that - amortized costs work over the number of airframes delivered, not the number currently in service.

    10. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Its also worth noting that Boeing offered the USAF brand new "Model B" B-2s around 2005 for $350Million a pop...

    11. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      By comparison, a unit cost for a Boeing 747-8 is around $330 Million, vs the around $1,000 Million for a full production run B-2. Just remember the 747 cost does not include the R&D costs of the decade it took to develop the design and build the factory, etc, whereas the full R&D cost is part of the B-2 cost. If you strip out the development costs, a B-2 airframe runs around $600 M, roughly twice the 747 costs for an aircraft with much, much more, very specialized capability. Overall, not a bad price for what it can do - haul 20+ tons of weapons 8,000+ miles unrefuled, invisibly, and hit a 3 foot circle. Many of them.

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    12. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by paiute · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I get nervous driving a new car which costs in the neighborhood of $20K. I can't imagine the stress of flying a billion-dollar aircraft. If you have a major problem and are about to punch out, does the thought that you are about to burn a BILLION DOLLARS cross your mind?

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    13. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure why you think certain costs are included in one price and not in another - the Boeing 747-8 is a derivative of an already profitable aircraft line, one which had brand new tooling, manufacturing and a factory built just for it. The costs were there, just included in the Boeing 747-100 rather than the current derivative - Boeing doesn't get to charge the costs of the factory to the fairies and imps, they have to be borne by the commercial products just as much as the DoD have to bear the cost of the R&D for their projects.

    14. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not if you're trained properly.

    15. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by vlm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      does the thought that you are about to burn a BILLION DOLLARS cross your mind

      That's a question for the politicians who built it and "paid" for it, not the pilots.

      My grandfather crashed a B-17 in free-at-that-time France, from his stories he was worried a hell of a lot more about fire and impact, than about who would pay the bill. It all turned out well in the end for everyone in the crew, probably because he worried more about being a pilot than doing accountant work.

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    16. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      My grandfather crashed a B-17 in free-at-that-time France

      How can that be? France was invaded in 1940, before the US and its B-17s were in the war, and was liberated in 1945 with the rest of Europe. Are you saying he crashed in peace time? Sounds a bit careless.

    17. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $3B, or about the cost of a restaurant lunch for every man, woman and child in the U.S.

    18. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2

      hit a 3 foot circle

      That's the bit that often fails with the euphamistic phrase 'collateral damage'

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    19. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My grandfather crashed a B-17 in free-at-that-time France

      How can that be? France was invaded in 1940, before the US and its B-17s were in the war, and was liberated in 1945 with the rest of Europe. Are you saying he crashed in peace time? Sounds a bit careless.

      Lots of crashes during training, if there weren't, we wouldn't need to train so much, would we?

      Seriously, though, a whole lot of time spent in the air during peace time can be just as hazardous as a single mission during wartime.

    20. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I made circuit breakers for B1s - over $1000 a pop, compared to about $600 for similar units for other planes, price difference mostly due to low volume.

    21. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because all crashes are caused by pilot error in peace time...

    22. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 0

      Still not early enough to support the claim made in the parents post, but its worth noting that the B-17 entered service with the RAF in 1940, before the USA joined the war.

    23. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by bsane · · Score: 1

      All of Europe was liberated at the same time?

      The first parts of France would have been free on June 6th, 1944. I guess it didn't live in infamy as long as some people thought.

    24. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      My grandfather crashed a B-17 in free-at-that-time France

      How can that be? France was invaded in 1940, before the US and its B-17s were in the war, and was liberated in 1945 with the rest of Europe. Are you saying he crashed in peace time? Sounds a bit careless.

      There is no contradiction inherent in GP's post. Parts of France were liberated in 1944; other parts were not liberated until 1945. The war and bombing (B-17, B-24, Lancaster, etc.) continued into 1945.

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    25. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by gtvr · · Score: 1

      Europe wasn't "instantly" liberated - our Army had to push from the beaches through France and into Germany. Obviously there was an ever-growing part of France that was free between June 6 '44 and 5/7/45.

    26. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Bicx · · Score: 5, Funny

      He didn't say it was the 3-foot circle they were aiming for.

    27. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly, Hugh Pickens just guess, made it up, approximated, took a SWAG.

      Seems to me that taking to word of a Slashdot poster is just as lame as taking the work of a Wikipedia article.

    28. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia quotes the unit cost at under $750m introductory in 1997, and with current inflation just over $1b. Where did the $3b number come from?

      The "problem" with the B-2 is that only 20 were built. That's an insanely low number given the engineering investment to produce them at all. When you have bombers named after states, you have far too few bombers. Just normal attrition is a big problem, we've lost at least one (5% of the total number) due to mechanical problems. Sadly, at this point I don't think there's any economical way to build more B-2s. The likely replacement will be an unmanned aircraft, which would lower costs quite a bit and provide better performance.

      If more had been built, they would have approached your $750 million figure - which is really not such a bad deal considering a mundane 747 costs around $200 million.

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    29. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by camperdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      France did not go all at once. The initial invasion was in 1940, but France wasn't completely occupied until 1942. Since the B-17 entered service in 1941, there was about a year in which Grandpa-vlm could have had his crash.

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    30. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      ...

      The Day That Would Live In Infamy was the Pearl Harbour attack, not D-Day. It's the day that brought the US into the war, not the day that the US, along with Britain, Australia, and Canada launched a major land invasion to secure a beachhead in northern France.

      And no, I do get your point... Europe's liberation was a slow, hard-fought, 5-year long battle. It took a push from Spain (allies), Italy (captured), Russia (allies), and France (captured/allies), to say nothing of resistance fighters across most of the continent conducting raids and what would now be considered acts of terrorism in order to push the Nazis back into Germany, and ultimately force a surrender.

    31. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by dave420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wikipedia is an encyclopaedia. It is *never* to be trusted as a source, along with all other encyclopaedias. You have to check the cited sources, as you did, so there's no need to cry foul of Wikipedia doing what's expected of it.

    32. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 0

      WTF makes a circuit breaker cost $1000 or even $600? Or is that just your government contract pricing? How much for the golden toilet seats?

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    33. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because the price for the next 737 is $300m, where the cost for the next B2 is not $1B. Using the amortized price to decide future production is a bald lie, encouraged by the media circus.

    34. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by 3263827 · · Score: 1

      Spain was "neutral" though tilted towards the Axis powers throughout the war.

    35. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      Spain was officially neutral in World War 2. There were volunteers that fought on the Axis side and those who for on the Allied side.

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    36. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, at this point I don't think there's any economical way to build more B-2s.

      How about a really big 3D printer? One that can print in titanium, aluminum, and carbon fiber of course.

    37. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Not the same thing at all. There were thousands of B-17s in theater at the time and their price was (relatively) nowhere near what the B-2's is today, and B-17s saw combat and were shot down every day.

      A B-2 pilot must be very aware of how valuable his airplane is, simply by its very nature.

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    38. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by poity · · Score: 1

      JDAM accuracy is one thing, lethality within the blast radius is another. Accuracy isn't what contributes to collateral damage, it's proximity of people, or the reliance on human shields. So the fail is in using innocents to protect oneself, and perhaps also in the decision to bomb (but what to do if target is shielded 24/7?)

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    39. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by afidel · · Score: 5, Informative

      God damn ignorant idiot parroting what they hear on tv and radio. The reason those toilet seats were so expensive is that they were actually an entire bathroom for a long out of production plane. The contractor had to design and create a whole new set of large injection molds as well as source and certify a bunch of milspec hardware to operate the lavatory plumbing. Was it expensive? Sure, but not nearly as expensive as building a new airframe which was the alternative to doing the retrofit.

      The gold hammer was a similar situation, a contractor was asked to come up with a sound deadening toolbox for working outside the sonicly protected envelope of nuclear submarines. They did a ton of research and put together the quietest toolset that could be acquired without designing new tools (other than the box itself which was a custom part which was both sound deadening as well as magnetically and physically harnessable). The design work was then spread amongst a few dozen production toolboxes for the fleet and a few dozen more for training purposes. When you ask people to do lots of research or work to produce a small number of objects it's always going to make those objects very expensive, but if the alternative is a new airframe or losing a nuclear submarine the work can easily be seen as a good investment. What we really need to do is focus on cost plus contracts and Congress keeping alive programs that are no longer needed by the military but which are kept alive for the sake of jobs in certain districts.

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    40. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely it has to be non-standard size, non standard packaging, has to work at all different weather conditions and altitudes, precision and break timing maybe?

      You gotta hire someone to make the molds do the design work, test multiple times, maybe making 5 units for every 1 unit that passes things like that.

    41. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by vlm · · Score: 4, Informative

      He was in the 487th and this happened in January of 1945, or the winter of 45, anyway. Paris was liberated in ... the fall of 44 or so, like august?

      He's dead more than a decade so I can't get further clarification, and, like most veterans, he didn't like talking about it much. The land was not German occupied land at that moment.. he was happy to land on free french land rather than having to set down while still in Germany, which would have been rather awkward, having just bombed it. He mentioned the French farmer was pretty happy to see him, they drank booze until a bunch of trucks came to pick them up, a much warmer welcome than the Germans would have given him.

      Unlike modern 48 hour wars, WWII kind of dragged on a bit... there was not a flip of the switch in 1940 and/or 1945 where all of france was instantly under german control or instantly free.

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    42. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by vlm · · Score: 3, Informative

      And by the magic of GOOG, the date appears to be 8-Jan-45. link to pix below. They just write "Aircraft crash landed on continent with battle damage" but verbally I was told by him that it was definitely landed on a farm in free-at-that-time France.

      http://www.487thbg.org/Photos/43-38816.shtml

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    43. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Low volume, certification and paperwork. Anything that goes in an airliner tends to be very low volume, and needs reams and reams of paperwork and certification to show it complies with aviation standards and won't do something dangerous. I should imagine the circuit breaker for the military is - instead of just what using Boeing use for a 747 - to some other spec for some reason and produced in perhaps only 2 digit volumes. Why it's a different spec to a functionally identical airliner part, I don't know without the facts.

    44. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by timeOday · · Score: 2
      Here we are quibbling about acquisition cost. The real costs are in operations and maintenance:

      In 1996, the General Accounting Office disclosed that the USAF's B-2 bombers "will be, by far, the most costly bombers to operate on a per aircraft basis", costing over three times as much as the B-1B (US$9.6 million annually) and over four times as much as the B-52H ($US6.8 million annually). In September 1997, each hour of B-2 flight necessitated 119 hours of maintenance in turn. Comparable maintenance needs for the B-52 and the B-1B are 53 and 60 hours respectively for each hour of flight. A key reason for this cost is the provision of air-conditioned hangars large enough for the bomber's 172 ft (52.4 m) wingspan, which are needed to maintain the aircraft's stealthy properties, especially its "low-observable" stealthy skins.[30][31] Maintenance costs are about $3.4 million a month for each aircraft.

      (Wikipedia)

    45. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      See, this is where I get confused. If I buy a 747, I have to pay $330 million. If I buy 132 747s, then I may only have to pay $300 million. There is a bulk discount, but R&D is borne by the vendor. But when we talk of a military plane, there is an order of magnitude difference in unit cost between the cost of buying 1 and buying 100. How come when it is a military plane, the buyer has to pay the R&D costs?

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    46. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      WTF makes a circuit breaker cost $1000 or even $600?

      Can't speak for this particular case, but as someone who works in the industry, I can make some guesses:

      1. Low volume, compared to commercial parts.
      2. Often outrageous (by commercial) environmental durability requirements, for example the ability to work from -54 C to +71 C or even +85 C, in severe vibration environments, for decades at a time. For processor boards, going from commercial/industrial to mil-spec is at least a 10- or 20-fold cost difference, and this is for already-developed off-the-shelf items. Yield becomes an issue.
      3. Testing. Partly because of the severe and varied operating environments and use cases military equipment sees, and the fact that lives depend on functionality, testing programs are longer and more complicated than that used for most consumer or industrial level parts.
      4. Genuine high tech stuff. Less applicable in this case, but a lot of the most expensive military stuff is legitimately 'high tech', using expensive materials (e.g. synthetic sapphire windows for cameras), laborious construction (hand-wound wire coils for specialty motors and antenna) or high-risk low-payoff research and development that companies would never take on without government funding.

      I'll never claim that government contractors are suffering, or that there aren't some inefficiencies, but it certainly isn't ALL inefficiencies. In fact, at least for really expensive cost-reimbursement contracts, the companies are closely audited by the government and amount of profit is regulated by contract, limiting the opportunities for the abuse the companies are accused of.

    47. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF makes a circuit breaker cost $1000 or even $600? Or is that just your government contract pricing? How much for the golden toilet seats?

      I'm guessing this isn't your standard 15 amp circuit to power your TV in your house. Depending on the current rating and other things, $1000 is not necessarily out of line.

    48. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The USAF had far more than they're telling anybody. There were often two dozen on the ground at Utapao, and that was only one of three SAC bases in Thailand during the Vietnam war. One took off from there, loaded with bombs, every thirty seconds for the entire time we were in that war. There were far more than a hundred at Beale when I was stationed there, and there were a lot of SAC bases.

      SAC was disbanded when the Soviets collapsed. I have no idea where the B-52 are now, Google Maps doesn't show a single one now.

    49. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively he could be referring to territory that the allies controlled at that point but which was at risk of being retaken by a German counterattack (or possibly which was briefly retaken by a German counterattack).

    50. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that when those costs are amortized over a rather large volume, they become rather small whereas the B-2 cost is more due to the R&D rather than manufacture.

    51. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      They also got the age of the B-52's wrong.
      They are 36 years old.

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    52. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Could be many reasons. FWIW breaking AC is easier than breaking DC. And if you want to consistently break a circuit in a small space and have the breaker be able to keep doing it very many times without replacement it probably gets expensive.

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    53. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A minor addition to the toilet seat... Jerry Pournelle gave the run down on it in a post on his RT on GEnie circa '90. The original molds, dies, tooling had been scrapped by the original contractor, given that the contract with the USAF for spares had been completed based on the then-projected operational lifetime. Btw, those stainless steel seats had to be heated also.

      "What we really need to do is focus on cost plus contracts and Congress keeping alive programs that are no longer needed by the military but which are kept alive for the sake of jobs in certain districts." That would be a good start.

    54. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      Three phase (6 terminals), 100s of amps, remote control actuation of solenoids, low volume production - the things were chunks, about half the size of a lunchbox.

      Commercial aircraft used lots of similar single-phase RCCBs, they were about $200 each.

    55. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by decsnake · · Score: 1

      Determining total program costs for any DOD weapons system is a full scale research project. The money is appropriated in so many different piles and accounted for so many different ways its really hard to follow.

      I tried to do this for the Titan program and failed miserably. I already have a full time job.

    56. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by sgbett · · Score: 1

      What do you mean sat-nav is extra!? OK, fine. Yeah, and can I have the walnut inlays and heated seats too thanks.

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    57. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by bsane · · Score: 1

      My mistake on the day of infamy... for some reason I could hear Churchill saying it my head.

    58. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who works with pilots every day, no. When it's time ti punch out, it's time to punch out. The AC is toast by then.

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    59. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      But Slim Pickens took a WAR (wild ass ride) when he drove a B-52.

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    60. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberation was not a light switch, Various parts of France were liberated starting in June of 1944. There was also the unoccupied ( Vichy ) French parts, which were nominally "free".

    61. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also have to factor in the cost of training the pilot, and flying the plane.

    62. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, that's a little too Pollyanna for my taste. The Wikipedia article blatantly screwed up what should have been a simple copy/paste operation from its own listed citation.

      ...or would you take the same "caveat reader" stance if Wikipedia listed the boiling point of water @ 1 atmosphere as 150 C? In my opinion, screwing up basic facts like that makes a source nigh worthless. There's a difference between using Wikipedia as an authoritative source and expecting a modicum of correctness from it.

    63. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      First thought: As others said, environmental rules, low quantities, and all that. Another thought was 'aren't DC circuit breakers much more expensive?'

      So I went looking, and found stuff like this - HKD3400. It's Surplus Price is $2,391, for a 14 pound 400 Amp 3 pole 600 VAC industrial breaker, basically 9X the power level of a modern home. The FD3200 is 'only' 200A 3 pole 600V, weighs 5 pounds, and runs $976.

      How do you get a breaker that's $600-1k in a plane? We'll start with your 'standard' $10 home breaker, which is made in massive quantities.
      1. AC vs DC. Lots of plane stuff runs off of DC, not AC. Price check shows $10 going to $50 to go from a 15A 120V breaker to a 60V DC one (5X)
      2. High voltage - Going from 120V to 240V almost triples the price. ($8 vs $21) (3X) Want 600V? $257 (10X)
      3. High Amperage - Is it a 5, 15, 50, or 400 amp breaker? Fast or slow trip? Makes a difference. The military probably has a graph of how fast at different amperages it wants the breaker to trip at. (2X)
      4. 'Severe duty'. Let's make it temperature insensitive between 'LOX' and 'Boiling', vibration resistant to 'paint can mixer doesn't phase it', and longevity of 'you might want to replace it in a hundred years'. (2X)
      5. Limited run - We're making 100 of the things, thus they're all basically hand made. (2X)

      Starting with $10, we have 5*10*2*2*2, or ~$4k for a specialized 50A 600V DC severe duty breaker. Such as might be in the plane for the radar system, thus why there's both civilian and military versions of it. It might also have features like remote or auto reset, as the pilot can't just make a trip to the breaker box, which will add to the price.

      Basically, there's a lot of options that would have you ending up with a $600-1k breaker.

      Personal 'golden toilet seat' explanation? It's for a hammer. Turned out that it was for use in a bunker areas where they were having to dispose of old munitions/explosives that had started to become instable. It was for a set of special non-sparking, non-magnetic hammers in an area where a spark in the wrong spot(or magnetic material, some of the fuses were triggered that way), could have resulted in a kiloton level boom. Yes, there was that much explosives stockpiled there, which is why they were having to do a lot of the work by hand.

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    64. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

      I have no idea where the B-52 are now, Google Maps doesn't show a single one now.

      Check out the BUFFs at http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ll=32.176076,-110.856085&spn=0.005709,0.008256&sll=32.165368,-110.864239&sspn=0.032296,0.066047&oq=dav&mra=mr&t=h&z=18. If you zoom out, you may find more near here.

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    65. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The marginal('fly away') cost of a F-22 is around $200M per plane. If we were buying a thousand of them, it'd likely drop closer to $100M, just because more planes produced make more automation viable, dropping the cost of parts & assembly. That's just for construction.

      With military planes, due to exclusivity, the purchasing country has to pay the R&D, because the company can't sell the plane to anybody else to recoup costs. People want to know what things cost them, and R&D is a legitimate expense. Boeing can at least simply state the development costs for the 747, because it's now a profit generator. If you're buying 1 or 132 747s, there's R&D costs built into the plane, it's just that Boeing produces thousands of those planes, so the R&D is spread out. Even more technically, said costs aren't for paying back the 747 research, it's for paying for the future research of the next generation of aircraft.

      One interesting rumor I've heard is that Honda has spent more R&D money on the Civic than NASA has spent on the shuttle. The difference is tha the R&D costs have been spread over millions and millions of cars, vs less than a dozen shuttles. Less than $100 of design work per car for Honda, millions per shuttle for NASA.

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    66. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Because, when you buy a 747, Yoyodyne gets to sell 747s to a bunch of other people. R&D is amortized over a large number, calculated in advance.

      The US government is going to look askance at you attempting to buy a B-2. Privilege has it's price.

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    67. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always just want to see the total commodity cost of raw materials, and the total compensation of personnel. I'll make any bet you can cover that these numbers come nowhere near explaining the "billions per unit" end result.

      Captcha: gambler

    68. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I have no idea where the B-52 are now, Google Maps doesn't show a single one now.

      The American Southwest. Home of the boneyards.

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    69. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Must of missed that auction on E-bay. Damn.

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    70. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      You want him to "support the claim"?

      I had an uncle who was a navigator in B-17s during the war. But I suppose unless I provide copies of commissions, orders, crew manifests, you won't believe me either?

      Seriously, he was making a point about how pilots should Fly the Plane first and foremost.

      "support the claim"....what BS.

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    71. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by sycodon · · Score: 3, Funny

      An distinguished British airline pilot in his sixties had just landed at Berlin Tegel Airport airport, which is notorious for having miles and miles of taxiways. Ground control instructed the pilot to turn left at the next intersection, but as some intersection had six taxiways, he took he "wrong" left.

      Irate, Berlin Ground Control berated the pilot and sarcastically ask if he had ever been to Berlin before. The pilot responded in a very aristocratic British accent, "Yes, but it was a long time ago, at night. And I didn't land."

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    72. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia, all screwed up and getting things wrong.

      Go figure.

    73. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by sycodon · · Score: 1
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    74. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Total program cost divided by number of units delivered.

      Any other number is bullshit.

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    75. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So change it. Wikipedia is only as good as those who contribute to it.

      Oh, wait, maybe you already did... and got reverted for original research, POV, or non-notability. Sorry, Charlie!

    76. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, wait, maybe you already did... and got reverted for original research, POV, or non-notability. Sorry, Charlie!

      You forgot the classic, "I can click revert harder/faster than you can write, in order to protect the misinformation I want to propagate" option.

    77. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Another typo, they make really poor "fighters" :-P

    78. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You deserved a mod for following up your mistake with a good funny.

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    79. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd feel sorry for poor Flick if he had to use an unheated toilet seat. Yikes!

      There is tremendous waste, and yes, fraud, by military contractors but there are plenty of legitimate reasons why military hardware is so expensive.

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    80. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh... in 10 to 20 years we might be doing just that.

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    81. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately "human shield" is just as big a euphemism as "collateral damage".

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    82. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by Americano · · Score: 1

      You might have heard about the recent crash of a Navy jet (F-18D, IIRC) just a week ago in "free-at-that-time" Virginia Beach.

      You see, the military does this thing called "training," even during peacetime. And when you're flying training missions, even in peacetime, accidents and equipment failure happen.

    83. Re:B-2 Spirit unit price - $3b? Said who? by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 1

      Point taken. The main idea is airframe cost vs total development and delivery cost. The 747 and subsequent models have had R&D split among the several thousand airframes built. The B-2 had only 21 build, so while the airframe cost is low, the overall cost is huge, split among very few airframes.

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  2. Iis a little old place where we can get together.. by RenHoek · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, the B-52's from 'Love Shack' fame, are still going strong after 36 years..

  3. It probably makes sense. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    I guess the USAF expects to have the better fighter jets in the decades to come, so they will maintain air superiority - and then, it doesn't matter that your bombers are 80 year old tech. They probably consider this a more viable option than counting on the expensive B-2 being purchased in large numbers.

    Disclaimer: I am not an aviation or army expert. This is just something I was thinking about and you are welcome to extend or correct my thoughts.

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    1. Re:It probably makes sense. by saddlark · · Score: 1

      ... and even if the opponent has a working anti-aircraft defence, the B-52's can be used as a launch platform for long range missiles.

    2. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is exactly why 60 year old tech is still flying as a bomber. Air power is still king in conventional warfare, and once you've sent in your fleet of high-tech air-superiority and multirole/ground-attack fighters to clean out the AA threats, all you really require next is a very large flying tube that holds a lot of bombs. Hence, the B-52 is still around. You don't need a fancy stealth bomber because penetrating enemy airspace is better left to smaller stealthier craft - or you ignore the airplane altogether and use a cruise missile.

      If you think about it, the B-2 is the real antique here. The B-52 is just practical.

    3. Re:It probably makes sense. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All modern airforces play the SEAD (Suppression of Enemy Air Defences) game with a large amount of seriousness - the JSF will take over a large amount of that role when it eventually enters service (well, chances are the F-35B will be relegated to second day ops as its bring-back performance is derisory at best), but the B-1B is quite often tasked with it these days (a B-1B armed with a sniper pod is an awesome weapon).

      The F-16 is used a lot in the wild weasel role these days as well.

    4. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you already have control of the airspace you don't need the stealth the B2 has, and the B2 has a disadvantage from an aerodynamic perspective - it requires computers to keep it under control at all times. The B52 is an example of the KISS strategy - it's rough but the only brain it really needs is the pilots so if something happens then it's up to the pilot to do his best. And computers has a tendency to age quickly - what was state of the art a decade ago is ancient today, and spare parts are hard to get for old computers.

      Strip the B52 of all computing and it can still fly and even get the job done, strip any modern aircraft of all computing and you have a brick. That's why the B52 will be a viable option for a long time to come. Add to it the fact that it's a strong and flexible platform that can be assigned to carry a lot of stuff, not only nukes.

    5. Re:It probably makes sense. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why 60 year old tech is still flying as a bomber. Air power is still king in conventional warfare, and once you've sent in your fleet of high-tech air-superiority and multirole/ground-attack fighters to clean out the AA threats, all you really require next is a very large flying tube that holds a lot of bombs. Hence, the B-52 is still around. You don't need a fancy stealth bomber because penetrating enemy airspace is better left to smaller stealthier craft - or you ignore the airplane altogether and use a cruise missile.

      If you think about it, the B-2 is the real antique here. The B-52 is just practical.

      This was the gist of my post, though not as explicit and detailed :D

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    6. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But the B-1B is still so expensive, even the Air Force doesn't want them anymore. It's running something like 60-80K per flight hour, with maintenance costs way higher than expected.

    7. Re:It probably makes sense. by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Informative

      The basic model is now 60 years old, the oldest flying ones 50 years. But that doesn't make them 50-60 year old tech. The models will have received many modifications over time; look at the commercial Boeing 737 airliner with it's many sub-versions and modifications. A newly delivered model looks quite different from the first model, and that's just the outside.

      On the inside, all the electronics will have been retrofitted several times over by now. Newer radios, navigation systems, etc. They all have GPS now, which didn't exist when the first B52 flew. Engines too, if only because they wear out over time. And then you will use a more modern, better engine to put in place of the old ones. Ongoing modernisation.

      By the way, one of the main specs of an aircraft is it's top speed. The faster you are, the faster you can get in, do your job, and get out, outmanouvring a slower opponent in the meantime. However there is this thing called the sound barrier, limiting most aircraft to about 85-90% of the speed of sound. To go radically faster you need a radically different design of the plane, and a lot more engine power (so burning more fuel), for a generally smaller payload. The same for the B-52, it's speed is limited by the sound barrier, and any newer heavy bomber will have the same problem.

      This also explains why, over the last 40 years or so, commercial aircraft have not received any speed increases (the Concorde being an exception - and underlining the problems of breaking the sound barrier).

    8. Re:It probably makes sense. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      The B-1 works better for that purpose. If you need a flying bomb truck, a B-1 can cover a much larger area due to its speed. A B-52 would be there in hours, while a B-1 can be there in minutes. This is very important for soldiers on the ground who need air support NOW. All of Afghanistan - a quite large area - can be covered by a single B-1.

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    9. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airplanes are in general obsolete for first strike in contested skies or will be shortly, the last time they were used in that role were doing the Falkland conflict, and that was a haphazard high risk operation using now decommissioned planes, as most military strategist prefer cruise missiles and ICMB's for the tasks previously assigned to the long range strategic bombers.

      And for air superiority there is a similar trend away from airplanes and towards missile batteries. the primary roles of aircraft today is close air support for mechanized infantry facing heavy armor or artillery, or tasks previously given to artillery divisions. And that requires low flying fast aircraft's optimally with some kind of radar resilience(but as your going to be within visibly range of the defenders half the time it's less of an advantage then advertized).

      The problem is also that the B-2's are just as dead when spotted by a 4th generation fighter, or anything capable of defending against them for that matter then a b-52 so there's no real point to spending the extra 2bn, for what is basically a a launch platform for cruise missiles, that will never enter a hot battle zone.

    10. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can put four or five B-52s in the air for the per-flight-hour cost of the B-1, or more fighters for even better coverage. The B-1 is a maintenance nightmare....

    11. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with load-out including the wing hardpoints, a B-52 is worth at least two B-1s in ordinance capacity. As far as the airframe goes, it's somewhat optimal at doing the job of delivering the most ordinance on target over long distances. Nothing can beat it in missions where carpet bombing is the desired option, which is part of why they're still using it. (A combination of KISS and "If it ain't broke..." applies.)

      Now if you want surgical strikes? Use a fighter jet.

    12. Re:It probably makes sense. by smpoole7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > But that doesn't make them 50-60 year old tech

      Good point and well said.

      But as for the airframe ... as long as they can confirm that the fuselage is sound and in good shape, there's no reason why they can't continue to fly. The truth is, even before computer modeling, the "best" shapes for both subsonic and supersonic craft were pretty well determined. They had to use wind tunnels and physical modeling to arrive at (for example) the familiar-looking rounded nose, the swept wings and so on. What the computer models do nowadays is (a) confirm that the people who came up with these basic airframe shapes in the 50's were surprisingly good[g] and (b) add refinements. Unless you're building a completely-new design (such as a stealthed aircraft), the tried-and-true designs that were arrived at in the 50's and 60's work just fine.

      Take a look at an older 707 and compare it to the latest Dreamliner. The planform looks quite similar. The newer design uses composites and other enhancements, but unless you're looking closely, the shape of the airframe is quite similar on both. Why mess with success?

      (In fact, with commercial aircraft, it's common to develop a basic design, then introduce subsequent models that "stretch" it for more seating, or change engines for better performance. Why re-invent the wheel?)

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    13. Re:It probably makes sense. by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The B-1B flies at 725 knots, while the B-52 is at 560. Less than 50% faster.
      However, a Bone's radius is around 5000 km, while the Buff's is around 7000 KM.
      The real advantage is that a Bone's payload is almost double what a Buff's is (120K vs. 70K lbs).

      But as to the area, nope. Buff has the advantage. And considering that the Bone is expected for nukes, we would not really like one shot down over Afghanistan, Pakistan, or Iran. As it is, China has stolen far too much of our tech.

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    14. Re:It probably makes sense. by jacknifetoaswan · · Score: 1

      Why? Fighters cost more, carry the same guided precision ordinance as the B-1, B-2, and B-52, but carry a fraction of what they can carry. Also, fighters need to carry air to air missiles for self defense, eliminating more hardpoints.

    15. Re:It probably makes sense. by jacknifetoaswan · · Score: 2

      That's about the most asinine comment I've ever read on Slashdot, and I've been reading here for same time. The USAF, USN, and USMC all used aircraft (F-16, F-15, F/A-18) as a first strike aircraft in Iraq and Afghanistan within the last decade. Yes, they also sent in many cruise missiles from Naval platforms (DDG, CG, SSGN) and air platforms, but for the most part, it was the F-15 and F-14 taking care of air superiority, and the F-16 and F/A-18 dropping guided munitions and taking out enemy air defenses, where necessary. After the initial suppression of enemy air defenses, the B-1, B-2, B-52, AC-130, and A-10 were used for high yield bombing and close air support. At the same time, the fighter aircraft were still bombing the bejesus out of hardened points on the ground. As for the visible range of an enemy, the only thing that's really good for is small arms fire, maybe a shoulder launched missile. In most cases, a fighter aircraft is going to be too fast for a guy to hit with an AK-47, though it has been known to happen. A low flying, fast platform would be out of range very quickly, and even if the enemy were able to snapshot a ground to air missile at the aircraft, flying low would help confuse the missile, due to the effect that ground clutter has on radar. Moving on to fourth gen fighters, you're greatly overestimating their worth in the hands of poorly trained pilots from any air forces the US might encounter, and the point of a B-2 is that it's invisible to radar. You can't hit what you can't see, and even if an enemy pilot caught one visually (they're used primarily at night), the same principles of radar evasion apply. If his aircraft's radar can't see the B-2, how do you think his missile's radar will be able to?

    16. Re:It probably makes sense. by 3263827 · · Score: 2

      Not accurate. The B-52 carries about 16 JDAMs, which are the bomb of choice in Afghanistan. The B-1B caries 24.

      The only benefit the B52 offers is a longer loiter time. Despite this, the B1B has dropped 70% of the JDAMs in Afghanistan, while only flying 5% of the sorties.

    17. Re:It probably makes sense. by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 2

      The basic model is now 60 years old, the oldest flying ones 50 years. But that doesn't make them 50-60 year old tech.

      This is a well known paradox which is often called Theseus' paradox.

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    18. Re:It probably makes sense. by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2

      "But as for the airframe ... as long as they can confirm that the fuselage is sound and in good shape, there's no reason why they can't continue to fly"

      The life-limiting factor on the B-52 isn't the fuselage, it's the upper wing, which has a maximum life of 37,500 flight hours.

      Given how many flight hours are on the airframes (at *most* 21,000) and the rate of accumulation, the mid-2040s is when we can't maintain the required numbers.

    19. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Altitude removes some of the problems of the sound barrier. The higher you can fly the less air you have to push out of your way. Of course, with less air your wings give less lift and your engines run richer and less efficient. Not an advantage for bombers, but for transport planes flying long distance altitude is good.

    20. Re:It probably makes sense. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      They're not Buffs, they're BUFs. BUF is an acronym for Big Ugly Fucker. And they were loaded with nukes since they first hit the tarmac; I was stationed at a base with atomic BUFs..

    21. Re:It probably makes sense. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. But as I grew up around B-47s (the original atomic aircraft), others called them Buffs (big ugly FAT fuckers).

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    22. Re:It probably makes sense. by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      They're not Buffs, they're BUFs. BUF is an acronym for Big Ugly Fucker.

      They're BUFFs, which is an acronym for Big Ugly Fat Fucker.

    23. Re:It probably makes sense. by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      B-1s are no longer equipped to carry nukes.

    24. Re:It probably makes sense. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      B-1s are no longer equipped to carry nukes.

      ouch. All of them? When did that happen?

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    25. Re:It probably makes sense. by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Yep, all of them. There is no need for them to carry nukes. The primary reason no longer exists.

    26. Re:It probably makes sense. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think that was a mistake. China is still very much a threat. In fact, I always thought it was a mistake to scrap SAC.

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    27. Re:It probably makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B1's have been off nuke duty for quite some time.

  4. B-52 in Airframe Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The B-52 may have the same airframe as those of the 1960's, but the aircraft is continuously retrofitted with the latest fly-by-wire and navigation/communication technology, and is capable of accepting newer and more efficient engines. For the role they play as a heavy bomber/delivery system (and in situations that do not warrant usage of expensive stealth technology or have additional fighter support), they are still quite effective in that role today.

  5. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by gsslay · · Score: 1

    But it wasn't a rock.
    It was a rock lobster!

    Let this be a warning to us all.

  6. Drop the pilots by Shivetya · · Score: 0

    Part of the expense it putting the space and equipment necessary to carry the flight crew. These missions are lasting nearly a day at times for targets across the globe. With the ever increasing abilities of drones to deliver munitions on target the Air Force needs to have its collective hiney kicked into the current century. Where the Navy is still stuck on carriers the Air Force is stuck on manned bombers.

    The nice thing about going with a drone based system is that you could theoretically just change the scale of the solution to the needs of the mission. The hard work is developing a secure and reliable connection to the remote driver. Drones delivering low tech loads could do without a lot of fancy tech whereas that tech can be concentrated on special purpose penetration bombers.

    Yeah the best route would be to end all war, but as we read daily the world is just full of people who want nothing more than to blow up everyone not like them. We have our own bunch here, usually identified by whichever party is in power. Unfortunately for the world there are even crazier ones elsewhere.

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    1. Re:Drop the pilots by swalve · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Drop the pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty difficult to make a stealth platform out of something that is constantly transmitting regardless of how secure and reliable that connection is. If your solution is to make the drone-based system autonomous (no communications required), then you might as well skip the whole drone bomber platform altogether and just use ballistic missiles.

    3. Re:Drop the pilots by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      For reliability if someone's trying to jam you and minimum latency, you'd want to have the pilot in a simulator in the back of an AWACS nearby. Put the thing in a computer-controlled autopilot to where it needs to be, then wake the pilot and get him in the simulator to take over and complete the mission.

      The real problem is the cost of everything. It costs too much to kill an enemy. Sure, a million dollar bomb delivered by a billion dollar aircraft is safer than getting close enough for a one dollar bullet, but there's the cost, is it really worth it?

    4. Re:Drop the pilots by neyla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's worth it in a democracy. The US public has substantially larger patience with a war costing a gazillion dollars than they do, over time, with coffins arriving in a steady stream.

      Killing american soldiers who walk around on the ground is a lot easier to do than killing those that are in planes many kilometres up, or that control drones from dozens of miles away.

      The only way to beat the US military at the moment is to take away their support at home in the USA. Make Americans demand that they come home. Beating them on the field of battle is not currently reasonably possible for any nation. This ain't surprising given that the expenditures are larger than for the next 3 runners-up combined.

    5. Re:Drop the pilots by jacknifetoaswan · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The only reason the US 'lost' in Vietnam was that the length of the war, and the number of young men coming home in body bags broke the spirit of the nation, and its tolerance for more dead soldiers. To date, roughly 4400 Americans lost their lives in the Iraq War, with about 31,000 injuries. More than 58,000 Americans lost their lives in Vietnam. Big difference.

    6. Re:Drop the pilots by Glock27 · · Score: 2

      It's pretty difficult to make a stealth platform out of something that is constantly transmitting regardless of how secure and reliable that connection is. If your solution is to make the drone-based system autonomous (no communications required), then you might as well skip the whole drone bomber platform altogether and just use ballistic missiles.

      Wrong, for a couple of reasons. First off, reusable autonomous bombers would be much less expensive than missiles per ton of delivered ordinance. Second, you can communicate with autonomous aircraft without compromising their stealth. Even if they send data back, it can be quite stealthy (directional satcom), but this would likely not be needed continuously, or even often. Damage assessment could be done with video stored on the vehicle until landing, for instance.

      Personally I would be cautious about allowing remote retargeting, since if your encryption scheme was compromised your own weapons could be turned against you. You could still enable a 'recall' command. If you did allow retargeting, that would seem to be the perfect spot for one time pad encryption.

      The US Navy is already developing an autonomous bomber, based on the X-47 program.

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    7. Re:Drop the pilots by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      both wars were pointless responses to sound bites. the "taliban" we're fighting now isn't the taliban who hosted bin laden, they're long gone out of afghanistan. in fact, right now we're negotiating with the "taliban" that is there now, because we won't "win" over them. we're lining defense contractor pockets, we're giving power to some who crave it......but there is no just purpose

    8. Re:Drop the pilots by davros74 · · Score: 1

      "Recall"

      See FailSafe.
      And of course, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (aka Dr. Strangelove).

    9. Re:Drop the pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for long... The winter is coming, read China.

    10. Re:Drop the pilots by neyla · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And that's actually a problem. In effect, Americas enemies have learned that the best way of getting unwanted American troops out of the countriy, is to see too it that a steady stream of them go home in body-bags. Not by meeting them in open combat, but by using IEDs and similar tactics to harass and kill one or a few at a time.

      It's not possible to "police" a country on the ground, without exposing yourself sufficiently that a determined attacker *will* succeed in killing many. Sending more soldiers doesn't help. Even if security goes up a bit as a result such that a smaller *fraction* of them get killed, it's still likely to result in a higher number of killed soldiers.

  7. Why be stealthy? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    When your enemies live in caves and fire small arms it actually pays to fill their sky with the contrails of your bomber for hours on end. The Taliban can't shoot back at a B-52 so there is no need to hide.

    1. Re:Why be stealthy? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Because they may live in caves however they have Cell phones with their contact in the military who is checking the radar. And while most of them have small arms, a few seem to have weapons that can do surface to air attacks that they seems to get from their Last Russian occupation.

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    2. Re:Why be stealthy? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      A few seem to have weapons that can do surface to air attacks that they seems to get from their Last Russian occupation.

      Yeah, when the CIA went around distributing Stingers like crazy.

  8. Re:Rock Lobster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And already posted ten minutes earlier.

  9. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I thought the article was about the rock group. I suddenly felt old, very, very old. Fortunately, it's not that bad. I'm just old.

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  10. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about 60 years of western freedom, which was guaranteed by things like this?

  11. Re:Rock Lobster by Whiteox · · Score: 0

    That was Love Shack. The meme is definitely Rock Lobster.

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  12. Waaay past the original projection by Dave+Emami · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the September 1965 National Geographic feature article on the USAF, they write about the B-52's capabilities, but give a warning, saying (quoting as best I can): "Weapon systems have a useful service life of about a decade, and the B-52 is almost that old now. How long will it be until we need to replacement for it?"

    Mind you, in 1965 that outlook did make more sense than it does in hindsight. The USAF/USAAF's primary long-range bomber had gone from the B-29 to the B-36 to the B-47 to the B-52 within the the space of twenty years, and the B-70 hadn't been cancelled yet. The same thing applies to fighters, going from one new deployed design per year on average, then, down to one every 10-12 years now. I presume part of that is due to increased computing capability allowing more tinkering and experimentation without having to actually build something, but that can't be all of it. Anyone care to speculate?

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    1. Re:Waaay past the original projection by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Back then tech was rapidly advancing. The B52 would have been canned pretty quickly if it hadn't been able to adapt to low level flying. When it was designed bombers flew higher than AA and fighters could reach at high speeds. Then surface to air missile tech rapidly improved and they had to switch to very low level under-the-radar flying.

      Also keep in mind that back then mutually assured destruction was thought to be absolutely vital so when something new came along no-one was taking any chances. Once delivery moved to ICBMs aircraft design didn't have to immediately react to every change.

      The types of weapons being carried, the defences the bombers would have to penetrate, the fighters going up against them and so on were all evolving rapidly. These days it is more evolutionary and much slower paced, so older tech is still very capable.

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    2. Re:Waaay past the original projection by rcrodgers · · Score: 2

      It should be noted that the USAF knew in 1990 that they'd still be flying B-52s until at least 2040. I was a cadet at Michigan State University's AFROTC, and remember seeing slides and other information that projected that.

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    3. Re:Waaay past the original projection by ooshna · · Score: 0

      No real threat from any nation with and air force we have to worry about?

      Building planes designed to be retrofitted with newer technology?

      Instead of worrying about conventional aircraft we are spending that time and money reverse engineering the crashed UFOs from Roswell?

    4. Re:Waaay past the original projection by guisar · · Score: 1

      Really, the limitations of the day have resulted in the long life of the B-52- because there's tons of room, power and payload upgrades are not an issue. Trying to put something into the b2 or fighters which are already jammed with shit just causes CG, power and heat issues making the mods tons more expensive. There's a reason the B52 is the first to roll out major mods (FLIR, synthetic fuel, SATCOM, GPS, smart bombs and so on.

    5. Re:Waaay past the original projection by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Planning for a service life that long isn't the same as knowing the service life will be that long.

    6. Re:Waaay past the original projection by rcrodgers · · Score: 1

      They weren't exactly building new B-52s in 90. They were committed to supporting the existing aircraft that they were allowed to keep in service (a treaty signed with the Soviets actually had us destroy a large number of the aircraft). The Air Force *knew* they were keeping the plane in service long after they planned to retire the B-1 and B-2 bombers. This wasn't just speculation, or idle planning, they have a vested desire to keep the '52 flying until then.

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    7. Re:Waaay past the original projection by SillyHamster · · Score: 1

      Increased complexity (and functionality) of the systems means increasing cost and time to design or upgrade said complex systems. One hears how Moore's law results in exponential increase in transistor density, and performance; fewer pay attention to the exponential increases in fab building costs.

      Couple that with the lack of near term threats to the US, which would justify the increased cost for design and production new planes.

    8. Re:Waaay past the original projection by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Your history is faulty. The Atlas A first flew on 11 June 1957. R-7A was first flown in December 1959, and declared fully operational in September 1960.

      I remember visiting an ICBM facility when I was in the Cub Scouts, probably about 1960. Meanwhile, they also had submarines with nukes, and there were more B-52 than I could count when I was stationed at Beale in 1975, all loaded with nukes.

      You can get a B-52 into the air a lot faster than you can launch an ICBM (no longer than it takes to drive the pilot to the plane), and once in the air it's not easy to shoot down. If a nuke hits the ICBM launcher before it launches, it's game over.

      The B52 was one part of a multi-pronged approach.

  13. Re:Rock Lobster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Rock Lobster was posted ten minutes earlier..

  14. Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    No doubt some World War I planes are still airworthy, but to extend the lifespan of B-52s beyond 2040 and still expect it to be used for military bombing raid --- this is lunacy to the max !!

    Just to save a penny or two they are going to put the lives of the boys and girls flying those planes

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    1. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unless there is another piston-to-jet style sea change in airborne combat, I don't see why the B-52 wouldn't be used for its primary mission in the next 28 years.

      After all, the C-130 is still being produced brand new, despite the basic design being only two years younger than the B-52!

      Carrying X amount of bombs to target Y doesn't change much over the years - once suppression of the air defences is secured, it doesn't matter if you send in a Boeing 747 with a midget pushing Obama-For-2008! badges out a door, the risk is going to be the same.

    2. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by vlm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Carrying X amount of bombs to target Y doesn't change much over the years

      At a given altitude and given airspeed and given mission size / bomb weight, there's an optimum airframe shape. That shape is the B-52. You could make a new bomber to do the same mission. It would look exactly like a B-52.

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    3. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 5, Funny

      That shape is the B-52.

      No, that shape is Chuck Norris. He just lets the B-52 have all the glory.

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    4. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by neyla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I doubt that, unless you add more constraints. Optimum in what sense ? Speed ? Durability ? Range ? Load-capacity ? Fuel-efficiency ? Price ?

    5. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It will not need to. At this point, we will no doubt be making heavy use of drones. My guess is that within 10 years, most of our bombing runs will be via drones.

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    6. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nope. Remove the flight crew. Drones will do this work. I would not be surprised to see the BWB/X-48 be developed and then used for such a mission. The advantage is that it would require a fraction of the fuel, while being able to carry a bigger load. Add a small band of drone fighters around it and issues solved.

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    7. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually -- they are so worn out that their bomb load is less than 30% of the original. Yup, Aluminum wears out when repeatedly stressed. When you decide you want to cry, the CO2 cost of the B-1 and B-2 are substantially lower per ton of bombs dropped. If we hadn't let the politicians lie to us, we could have had a newer fleet for a much lower cost. Though the unit cost is around $1.5B in current costs, the operational costs are an order of magnitude or more (how deeply do you dig into the AF budget) higher.

    8. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2

      It will not need to. At this point, we will no doubt be making heavy use of drones. My guess is that within 10 years, most of our bombing runs will be via drones.

      So now we know what the next refit for the B-52 will be. They'd be bloody big drones - if the remote control apparatus weighs less than the crew-related equipment, the armaments or fuel could even increase....

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    9. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is lunacy to the max !!

      But does it have zero sugar?!
      If the mechanics and the management do their jobs and fix the microscopic cracks in the airframe in a due manner and if the aliens - whether their speak Chinese or not - don't invade, I think the boys and girls are relatively safe. Who knows, maybe the Air Force buys some supercomputing time just to model the fitness and longevity of the platform, and if a breakthrough in the material sciences is made, the resulting innovations are incorporated into the platform.

    10. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by turing_m · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe not exactly like it. Maybe a BWB or flying wing might have better payload/range, considering that the replacement would be able to be made more aerodynamic due to the availability of more powerful computational devices than a slide rule. However, possibly not that much better that the investment is going to be worth it.

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    11. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. My guess is that we will instead see us develop the B-48/BWB as a drone bomber. Possibly even as a drone and tanker cargo craft. It really makes sense to use drones for carrying bombs, cargo, and fuel.

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    12. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That shape is the B-52. You could make a new bomber to do the same mission. It would look exactly like a B-52.

      Utter tosh. The B-52 configuration was designed in a hotel room using 1940s aerodynamics and material knowledge. Even in the early 1960s it was easily out-performed by RAF V-bombers which could cruise past at Mach 0.96 and 20,000 feet higher. As well as operating from airfeilds half the length and twice the elevation.

      A modern design would probably be a blended-wing. Or a Vulcan.

    13. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by alen · · Score: 1

      most nations wont have air defenses to take on the planes even in 2040. and b-52's are good at carrying lots of air launched cruise missiles that can be launched 2000 miles from their target. negating any air defense capability

    14. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by guisar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not precisely- most certainly it would have at most four turbofans (much more fuel efficient), a full - flying (split, indepedendent) elevator and rudder (avoiding the wacko landing gear configuration or at least allowing greater adjustment and manuverability), more extensive ECCM and SEAD capabilities. It would also probably be cancelled as the USAF would fill it with composite materials which drive up production costs, new instead of proven commercial engines and so on. Also, without an asshole like Lemay in charge, it's tough for anything to make it through the system these days. Something as reliable and straightforward as the B52 wouldn't have a chance- just a a replacement for the A-10 doesn't have a chance.

    15. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      No, it would look substantially different, even if it's just due to the materials used in construction, the engine types and fuel requirements, operating ceiling differences, different ordnance requirements, etc. etc. etc. it will look different. Humanity has learned a lot about building and flying aircraft since the B-52 was designed, strangely enough.

    16. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Drethon · · Score: 5, Informative

      The B-1 Lancer has nearly double the bomb load of the B-52, higher speed and better stealth. Also the B-1 has excellent loiter times so it can sit near a target area and when a high priority target is identified, accelerate in at high speed and take out the target with a heavy bomb load in minutes. Unfortunately all this increased capability has a tradeoff of increased complexity, and from what I hear poor and low cost construction, so costs and maintenance time are greatly increased.

    17. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Those boys and girls volunteered. A human life if worth some amount, I think the EPA says 4 million. So if 4 million times X crew loss, is less than the cost to upgrade you don't do it.

      In a more realistic senario you convert the B-52s to be the worlds largest drone.

    18. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not precisely- most certainly it would have at most four turbofans (much more fuel efficient), a full - flying (split, indepedendent) elevator and rudder (avoiding the wacko landing gear configuration or at least allowing greater adjustment and manuverability), more extensive ECCM and SEAD capabilities. It would also probably be cancelled as the USAF would fill it with composite materials which drive up production costs, new instead of proven commercial engines and so on.

      In short, it'd be the EB-52 Megafortress from Dale Brown's Flight of the Old Dog series of technothrillers, which inspired this 1991 flight sim game.

      Which would kick a lot of ass, except for the problem you highlighted: if they ever attempted to retrofit the B-52 fleet like that, it probably would have been be cancelled due to costs. Still, fascinating concept.

    19. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by barry99705 · · Score: 2

      Yea that's it, piss off the whole world. That would be fucking hilarious.

    20. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be funny to give the muzzies a taste of their own medicine. Automate them then fly them into the Burj Khalifa

      No, it wouldn't.

    21. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by edremy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In ten years? My guess is that the date was ~3 years ago- Obama's really ramped up the drone program and unless you restrict "bomb" to something free falling rather than a Maverick or Hellfire the number of drone strikes vastly outnumbers manned bomber runs.

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    22. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by jitterman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was an Air Force brat (my father flew KC-135 and KC-10 tankers, "flying gas stations") and we were stationed at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana, a major B-52 base. I can confirm that I have heard from airmen the same things you have stated. B-1 has some excellent qualities, but cost of operation is not one of them.

      Initially created to be a low-level penetrator capable of delivering (relatively) low-yield tactical nuclear payloads deep into the heart of the USSR (thereby avoiding setting off Russian ICBM early alert systems that a ground-based missile launch would cause), with the end of the Soviet Union the B-1's primary mission was diminished/removed. At that point, cost of running the damn thing (various sources put the amount at roughly twice that of the B-52 per flight hour) makes the BUFF (Big Ugly Fat... ahem) a smart choice for supporting ground troops, etc, with conventional JDAMS, at least for the US's current engagements.

      If Cold War-era threats ever rear up again (and there are a few countries who could still pose these types of challenges), the B-1 and B-2 will be the strategic platforms of choice. In conventional engagements, the B-52 has proven to be far more than simply adequate.

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    23. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Glock27 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The B-1 Lancer has nearly double the bomb load of the B-52, higher speed and better stealth. Also the B-1 has excellent loiter times so it can sit near a target area and when a high priority target is identified, accelerate in at high speed and take out the target with a heavy bomb load in minutes. Unfortunately all this increased capability has a tradeoff of increased complexity, and from what I hear poor and low cost construction, so costs and maintenance time are greatly increased.

      The B-1 is a very underrated platform. I love the B1-R concept, which would upgrade the B-1 with F-22 engines, improved radar and a new rotary launcher for around 20 AMRAAM missiles. That would let it supercruise (possibly along with F-22 escorts) at around Mach 1.5 as it was originally designed to do, and it would have an insane air-to-air capability if needed as well.

      The B-1 is already fairly stealthy, if new airframes were built for the B1-R program fairly minor enhancements could get it within shouting distance of the B-2. That kind of capability would be invaluable when (not if) we have to deal with a first-tier adversary.

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    24. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by dave420 · · Score: 2

      "Muzzies"? Grow the fuck up.

    25. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I take it you don't know that the UAE is one of the most progressive, Western-favoring countries in the Middle East?

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    26. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by bws111 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      He specifically said 'at a given altitude and airspeed'. You are talking about planes that operate at DIFFERENT altitudes and airspeeds.

    27. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by FlopEJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Utter tosh. ...

      I like the phrase "utter tosh" and want to use it more in conversation.

    28. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Enry · · Score: 1

      The Megafortress was only a small selection of B-52s, so the upgrades could be done on only a few rather than all planes at a much more reasonable cost.

    29. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by jheath314 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree... the best way to respond to past atrocities is to indiscriminately kill thousands of innocent civilians. Terrorism is justified when we do it, right?

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    30. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Progressive? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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    31. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by IICV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except it would do worse, because there's over 60 years of collective knowledge centered around the construction, maintenance and flying of B-52s, whereas whatever new hotness comes out will have its own little quirks.

      It's the same reason why big software re-writes never work; the old software is old and convoluted because it's had to solve problems you'd never think of the first time around.

    32. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by drerwk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not sure where 20,000 feet higher is coming from. B-52 operates at 50,000 and the V-bombers seem to operate at 55,000. Cruise for B-52 seems to be about 90% to 95% of the V-bombers.

      The thing is that even in 1940s, subsonic aerodynamics were pretty well understood, and could be well studied in wind tunnels. We have better engines now, but other than winglets the shape of subsonic jet aircraft has remained remarkably the same - probably because it is near optimal.

    33. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by michael_cain · · Score: 2

      ...but to extend the lifespan of B-52s beyond 2040 and still expect it to be used for military bombing raid --- this is lunacy to the max !!

      For its original mission, probably. OTOH, the B-52 will still be well-suited for its current active mission: a big slow cheap reliable bomb truck standing off outside the range of the surface-to-air missiles insurgents have, holding position for hours, loaded with smart guided munitions, providing air support for ground troops. Observer on the ground sends request to hit point A, B-52 crew loads coordinates into smart bomb and shove it out the door. Current JDAM and JSOW accuracy seems to be within about six meters; better if the ground troops can put a laser spot on the target and the munition is equipped to track it.

    34. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by tripleevenfall · · Score: 5, Funny

      -Big as a whale
      -Seats about 20
      -About to set sail

    35. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by operagost · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, they totally scribbled it on the back of a napkin during lunch. Only thing is, that lunch lasted something like five years and six different configurations (some using turboprops) and involved wind tunnel testing, which must have been really hard to set up in that hotel room. I would be surprised if 1960s designs didn't outperform it, but it did hold speed records in the 1950s.

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    36. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by vlm · · Score: 1

      constrained solely by aerodynamics. I mentioned speed and altitude. Durability has nothing to do with the appearance of the plane, the aerodynamics of it.

      I will give you that range has some effect on airframe and airfoil shape, longer range will mean bigger wings, although the modern tradition is if you want more range beyond a certain tactical minimum, you merely put a mid-air refueling probe on the nose and call it good.

      Any plane that flys at B-52 speeds and altitudes is going to look a hell of a lot like a B-52 WRT to airframe config and airfoil design. Aerodynamics at "low" altitudes and "low" speeds hasn't changed that much.

      Also I'm talking about general shape not microscopic details like a new B-53 would probably have a tiny little GPS antenna puck integrated into the airframe rather than sticking out into the air flow, and equivalent.

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    37. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by bhcompy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sliderule got us to the moon while "more powerful computational devices" turned Mars landers into Mars impactors.

    38. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not precisely- most certainly it would have at most four turbofans (much more fuel efficient), a full - flying (split, indepedendent) elevator and rudder (avoiding the wacko landing gear configuration or at least allowing greater adjustment and manuverability), more extensive ECCM and SEAD capabilities. It would also probably be cancelled as the USAF would fill it with composite materials which drive up production costs, new instead of proven commercial engines and so on.

      Yes but you're basically agreeing with me, that it would look the same. From the outside, only a trained repair tech can tell the difference in ECCM gear and while in the air you don't see the retracted gear. Fundamentally the fuse is gonna be about the same diameter and length, the wingspans going to be about the same probably with the same or at least very similar airfoil...

      I will give you the engine selection and configuration would almost certainly be different. Then again, you could almost unbolt the old engines and bolt new ones on. It would be a major job, but certainly theoretically possible. Unlike most cars, where almost all cars go to the crusher with the same engine they had installed on the assembly line, old planes occasionally get new engines both in the .mil and civilian world.

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    39. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the "in the Middle East" part of my post? I'll qualify my previous post - compared to other countries in the Middle East, such as Kuwait or "shudder" Saudi Arabia, it's relatively progressive.

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    40. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      If it's such a useful platform that can be modified to do workhorse jobs, why not just build more of them exactly as they exist today? Got to be cheaper than the B-2. Use the B-2 (and new designs yet to be built) for new tasks that the B-52 can't handle, just make less of them. And build new "B-52-2012" units to handle the more boring basic tasks for the next 60 years.

      Why not?

    41. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read the referenced article on the history, you'll see that it started life as a high altitude bomber and was converted into a penetration role. Something tells me that the claim of "optimum for its mission" is indeed garbage. Much more important to its longevity is "hey we have a ton of these, and we can do more with the same funds if we modify them rather than starting from scratch."

    42. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. So, lets see. We had our World Trade Center loaded with innocent civilians destroyed by a bunch of conservative nut jobs, and almost to a tee, the world agreed with our invading Afghanistan. Note that Afghanistan != Iraq.

      Now, you suggest that America should attack an even larger target, also loaded with innocent civilians and you think that the world would just look the other way. Really?

      Seriously, why would you want to attack innocent ppl? Do you think that American forces agree with attacking innocents? Have you ever served?

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    43. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Xest · · Score: 2

      It's not difficult. Between hearing excuses from interns and the fact this world is mostly full of bullshitters I find cause to use it at least 10 times a day.

      In fact, if you just walk over to and randomly barge into people's conversations and say it I'd wager there's a 90% chance you used it correctly.

    44. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      You sir are a waste of air. Nevermind that most of the people in Dubai are expatriates... or many of them are Christian.. or that the locals are actually pretty cool and comparing them to the extreamists that blew up wtc is like comparing lutherains to westboro baptists. I hope a nice white van full of suits rolls up beside your house.

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    45. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by roothog · · Score: 1

      avoiding the wacko landing gear configuration

      Don't lose the gear, you can land that thing in a crosswind at the crab angle because of the gear.

    46. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      Have you been (t)here for any length of time? There is almost no violent crime and it's pretty safe for children. You can leave your wallet on the beach and go for a swim, it will be there when you get back. Sure, there are laws that are a little odd when comming from all but amish country pennsylvania... but such rules are pretty well known and the police generaly do not go actively looking for reason to lock you away forever. I'm worried when I come back home I'll be so under stimulated and bored.

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    47. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 0

      +1 Chuck Norris

    48. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Most of our current bombing is surgical strikes in pakistan. These are all being done by drones that holds 1-2 bombs (the X-47 holds 2 JDAMs, while the B-2 holds 8 and other loads as well). Generally, they fly overhead looking for a target on the ground and then strike. However, a number of these are from spies that are operating inside of Pakistan. Regardless, drones currently do not do carpet bombing, which is what B-52, B-1, and somewhat B-2 can do.

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    49. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And slide rules turned Lunar landers into Lunar impactors while powerful computation devices got us multiple Mars landings.

      It's almost like there's other factors at work!

    50. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Why do you say that? As long as they are well maintained and stress tested they should be fine and the cost of trying to restart the lines and make B52s would be like trying to build new Saturn 5s, it would be damned near impossible. So its not like we have a choice really, its either keep them running or have no bombers at all because all our contractors can seem to do anymore is pad bills, they certainly can't build a decent plane to save their asses.;

      This is a good example though of why you should keep lines running with either small orders or foreign orders if its something you don't have a replacement for. Look at the C130, those lines have been running for ages and why not? Its a great air truck, it can firefight, be used as a gunship, as a rescue plane for disasters, you can damned near land a C130 anywhere, its a good design.

      The problem is the B52 was a good design but all the designs cooked up to replace it were white elephants. They blew through too much fuel, were too fussy, cost too much per unit, again the only thing the contractors were good for was padding the bill. That is why we should go back to the way we did it before and during WWII where we put out a spec but we do not pay shit UNTIL a prototype passes muster and gets accepted. Because as it is now they can make more money by stringing the military along as long as possible, who cares if it gets canceled? they still get paid.

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    51. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by afidel · · Score: 1

      No, Turkey would be an example of a progressive country in the middle east.

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    52. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      OK, I think you won the Internet, at least for the day. I am going to log off now.

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    53. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not blame the tools for the engineers not paying attention to that minor detail mph vs kph. The tools calculated it properly.

    54. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a slight difference between the 21,000-lb bomb load of the Vulcan and the 70,000-lb payload for the Stratofortress.

    55. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to bring your juke box money.

    56. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will give you the engine selection and configuration would almost certainly be different. Then again, you could almost unbolt the old engines and bolt new ones on. It would be a major job, but certainly theoretically possible.

      IIRC that was being discussed in the 1980's but it obviously never happened probably due to cost. The most likely reasons that it cost to much back then (yes, I'm speculating now) is that:
      a) The B1 was the new, shiny toy and was supposed to replace the BUFF.
      b) The Ronald Ray-gun administration was pushing "Star Wars" as our big national defense program that would solve all our national security needs.
      c) Unknown to most of us, the B2 was in development so those in the know at the Pentagon were watching mind boggling amounts of money being spent on another B52 replacement.

    57. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by tibman · · Score: 1

      Bigger smiles on the pilot's faces when opening the bay doors?

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    58. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by rcw-home · · Score: 2

      the wingspans going to be about the same probably with the same or at least very similar airfoil...

      Doubtful. The B-52 uses the NACA 63A219.3 and 65A209.5 airfoils (root and tip, respectively). While the 6-series airfoils are designed to extend laminar flow towards the rear of the wing, they have been improved upon by the 7- and 8- series. The 8- series are known as "supercritical" airfoils, which specifically improve performance (and therefore efficiency) at high subsonic speeds.

    59. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by El+Torico · · Score: 2

      Turkey is another example of a relatively progressive country in the Middle East. Turkey is becoming more conservative as the Military's influence in politics is challenged by the Justice and Development Party (AK Party).
      Since you want to nit-pick, Cyprus and Israel are also in the Middle East, and they are both more progressive than either Turkey or the UAE. Of course, you can debate that also since Cyprus has two different governments and Israel has its own issues.

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    60. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... nope.

      Screwing up the units turned Mars landers into Mars impactors.

    61. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The question isn't really which plane is faster, the question is which plane is a more effective bomber. Asking the wrong questions is how we got phones that can play games, compose documents, do email, etc., etc., etc., but can't seem to make and receive phone calls reliably.

      Note that cost does come into play. We can't really afford to spend a million dollars to blow up a goat.

    62. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by PerlPunk · · Score: 0

      At least as far back in the 1970s the B-52s were able to fly mach2+, which, given they are dropping nuclear-armed gravity weapons (i.e. "bombs") many times more powerful than the Hiroshim/Nagasaki bombs, getting the heck out of a very big target area as quickly as possible is an operational necessity.

    63. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by 3263827 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow. Mach 2 eh? And people modded this up.

      The B-52 has always and will always be a subsonic aircraft.

    64. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you still have to drop stuff from altitude and hope it hits the right spot.

      These days accuracy is far more important. Bunker busters have to be delivered right on the bunker and cruise missiles are a far better choice for buildings. In what situation does a B52 do anything better then those?

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    65. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Real_Reddox · · Score: 1

      Well, is the B-52 still being produced? According to wiki it isn't. The fuselages will be pretty old by then.

      The C-130 J that is now being produced, while basicly the same shape (it's longer), is also equipped with new avionics, engines, instruments and pretty much everything else, so it might not be a great example.

      The question is whether they are proposing to use the same old fuselages or if they want new completely new B-52s

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    66. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      Which, ultimately, says that the problem isn't the sliderule, doesn't it.

    67. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by davros74 · · Score: 2

      I think it's something like over 90% of all dropped munitions these days are precision-guided. Look up JDAM. They cost significantly less than a Tomahawk.
      And when precision isn't required, B-52s still do one thing better than anyone else. Carpet bombing.

    68. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      This. Most of the time you want to take out a target, not just blow sh*t up. The B-52's design for massive carpet-bombing dates from an age when you had to throw hundreds of bombs out there in the hopes that one might hit the target. The drone-fired missiles, while lacking in explosives, are guided or self-guided. A single missile has a very high probability of hitting the target, which in most cases makes the explosives they carry sufficient for the task. Even with JDAM bombs, you're better off dropping them one at a time with a laser designator for targeting. A small fighter/bomber like an F-18 fills that role better.

      The tactical need for a big bomber like the B-52 is disappearing. The only use I can think of for them is when you're not sure where the target is, and like in the old days you want to carpet-bomb an area in the hopes that one might hit the target.

    69. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      because that would make perfect sense.

    70. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      You could probably improve on the B-52 in a number of ways. Using a tailless design like the B-2 would give you better aerodynamics. Using composites would give you a lighter airframe. Both of those would allow you to increase your range, or to carry a larger payload for a given distance. A more efficient airframe would also allow you to cruise at higher speeds. A tailless design would also have lower observability.

      The question is whether these improvements would really be worth designing and building a new aircraft that would probably cost hundreds of millions of dollars. If what you primarily need is an aircraft that can fire cruise missiles from 1500 miles away, or drop thousands of pounds of bombs once you've established air superiority, we have that already. We have a low-observability bomber in the B-2. Another issue is that for the foreseeable future, the kinds of engagements the U.S. is likely to find itself in are messy campaigns like Afganistan, Iraq, and Libya- small wars against adversaries that are technologically inferior. When you're fighting goatherds armed with AK-47s and IEDs, the value of an improved strategic bomber is kinda questionable.

    71. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

      So you would like to utter utter tosh?

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    72. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Look at the Boeing 777 and 787 - Other than the wing being attached near the lower portion of the fuselage (instead of at the top like in the B-52), they are largely similar to the B-52 in design.

      This leaves very little that could be improved upon in the B-52:
      1) Composite materials for reduced weight - matters less once you fill the aircraft up with bombs. Beneficial, but worth the cost? Not necessarily.
      2) Re-engining with more efficient engines - I think this might have been proposed once, not sure.
      3) Winglets

      Most of these (except for composite materials) could likely be retrofit onto the existing fleet with a re-wing/re-engine program. Far more cost effective than designing a whole new aircraft.

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    73. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. B-52s are *strictly* subsonic. They'd be ripped apart from flying anywhere near the speed of sound.

    74. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Turkey would be an example of an Islamic country in Europe. For more information, look at a fucking map.

    75. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      The value of a carpet bomber is also questionable. Might as well have a few strike aircraft (think F-15E or similar) ready to quickly strike with pretty good precision.

    76. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      The exact same aircraft. Held together by cannibalised parts from B-52s destroyed because of treaties or just stored in the desert

    77. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      We could do a bombing campaign in Afghanistan do destroy the mountains the Taliban hide in. We should probably get rid of the B-52s' low-bypass turbofans, though.

      No reward for guessing which sentence was serious and which wasn't.

    78. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      I guess, if you don't count domestic violence: http://www.unhcr.org/refworld/publisher,IRBC,,ARE,4e4a2c0c2,0.html

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    79. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Software becomes entropic, just like other designs. B-52s flying today probably have what remaining parts are original thoroughly examined for airframe stress, and go through a lifecycle just like an app does. I don't know, and I'm guessing, but I'll lay odds that very little of what's flying called a B-52 is what originally flew from Boeing. The parts are comparatively low-tech. It's not a fly-by-wire aircraft, and the failure modes are pretty well-known at this point.

      I do, however, doubt that the collective cost over the lifecycle of B52s is accurately portrayed. The chances of actually knowing those numbers won't likely happen in my lifetime unless Wikileaks gets busy.

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    80. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      "most progressive" is an interesting way to say "least regressive".

      Being a little less backwards and underpants-on-the-head retarded than their neighbors doesn't make them progressive.

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    81. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Ahh no your are wrong.
      "Even in the early 1960s it was easily out-performed by RAF V-bombers which could cruise past at Mach 0.96 and 20,000 feet higher."
      From the wikipedia
      Performance
      Vulcan B.1
      Maximum speed: Mach 0.96 (607 mph (1,040 km/h)) at altitude
      Cruise speed: Mach 0.86 (567 miles per hour (912 km/h)) at 45,000 ft
      Range: 2,607 mi (4,171 km)
      Service ceiling: 55,000 ft (17,000 m)

      B-52H
      Maximum speed: 560 kt (650 mph, 1,047 km/h)
      Combat radius: 4,480 mi (3,890 nmi, 7,210 km)
      Ferry range: 10,145 mi (8,764 nmi, 16,232 km)
      Service ceiling: 50,000 ft (15,000 m)

      I have seen slightly different speeds given but they are always within about 20 knots.
      I have seen different service ceilings given but the lowest for the B-52H was 47000 ft and I have never seen the Vulcan listed at 67000 feet which would be impressive to say the least
      As too the Vulcan's short field performance and high field performance well if you only loaded a B-52 with enough fuel to match the Vulcan in range say about half it's max fuel load and then only loaded it with the 20,000 lbs of weapons that the Vulcan can carry instead of the full 70,000 lbs that a B-52 can carry then I would bet the B-52 might give the Vulcan a run for it's money in that category as well.
      The Vulcan was a good medium bomber but the B-52 is a heavy bomber with much greater range and payload than the Vulcan.
      The Vulcan was closer match to the B-47 in range and bomb load but with a much higher ceiling AKA 20,000 feet higher and a slightly higher speed, of course the B-47 had been in service five years before the Vulcan entered service.
      Of course if the UK had spent the money that it wasted on the Nimrod AEW £1 billion "should have bought the E2, or put the E2s radar on a Nimrod or just bought the E-3 like they finally did" and the Nimrod MR.4 £3.6 billion Should have bought the P-3 updates or the P-8 now billons for nothing" on putting modern engines and avionics on the Vulcan it would still be a useful aircraft. Oh and let's not mention he money they are flushing down the WC on the A400M...

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    82. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Actually the B-52 was designed to deliver a nuclear weapon from an altitude so high that nothing in the day could touch it. Of course that untouchability only lasted a few years until the Soviets designed interceptors and SAMs that could reach the B-52s service ceiling.

      Dropping massive amounts of conventional ordinance was a capability that was retrofitted.

      The fact that the B-52s mission profile has changed so many times over it's lifespan is testimony of how flexible the airframe is.

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    83. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The value of a carpet bomber is also questionable.

      Raise your hand if you know nothing of modern warfare. Thought so.

      Carpet bombing is still a fact of life today. Not every target has a highly precise fixed target. Cave complexes, mass troop movements, for example, are still common carpet targets. As are jungles. As are mine fields. As are tank obsticles. As are....so on and so on. Believe it or not, there are plenty of combat problems which are not fixed by a single, highly precise weapon simply because you have no clue where it needs to be applied even once you get there.

      The fact is, in both US Middle Eastern theaters, carpet bombing has been used and used effectively.

    84. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Utter tosh. ...

      I like the phrase "utter tosh" and want to use it more in conversation.

      It's an extreme form of "partial tosh" or "just a bit of tosh". Tosh itself is slang for something you don't want to know about.

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    85. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by l00sr · · Score: 1

      Replying just to undo an accidental mod. Good work there.

    86. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

      Fuel efficiency and lower operating costs are just as important as clean aerodynamics for keeping an operational force in the field!

    87. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imperial vs metric?

    88. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Real_Reddox · · Score: 1

      Ah, /there's/ your problem

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    89. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the impact of fuel efficiency.

      Aircraft Design 101 starts with something like the Breguet Range equation. Everything else follows given a target mission profile and a proposed fuel efficiency. Efficiency gives you fuel weight for the range. Fuel weight suggests structural weight. Total weight drives wing area. Bing, bang, bongo.

      If you were to design something like the B-52 today (no stealth, moderate payload, minimal electronics) there's a chance you'd get something that looked more like a 777. In general, you get better structural synergy with a low wing design than you do with a high wing design.

    90. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by coredog64 · · Score: 2

      The best part of the B-1R is that the unofficial nickname of the B-1 is the "Bone"*. Who wouldn't want to have a "Bone R" in their strategic arsenal?

      *The (probably apocryphal) source is a newspaper article where the hapless reporter spelled out B-1 and left out the hyphen.

    91. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      Laser guided munitions are too expensive for indiscriminate use which is why the JDAM uses GPS.

    92. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you saw him say "utter tosh" you should've just assumed that vocalization would be coming from the southern mud swamps region.

    93. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by 3263827 · · Score: 1

      Raise your hand if you know nothing about the term "collateral damage." Thought so.

      The days of carpet bombing Iraqi divisions is long gone. Even during GW1, it wasn't common. And in Afghanistan, PGMs are the most likely weapon to be used so we can avoid having Al Jazeera rage about us wiping out a wedding party. Hell, we didn't even use carpet bombing in Tora Bora when OBL was holed up in the hills.

      Sure, carpet bombing has a great psychological effect on its target, but today's civilian authorities won't use it.

    94. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think the whole Wall Street collapse was a great unintentional preemptive strike; how many "first-tier adversaries" can there be now that we've severely impacted the global economy? Not many large nations are willing to invest nearly as much of their GDP into their military as the US is, even after a decade of inconclusive war.

    95. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by jkmartin · · Score: 1

      The B-1 should have never been built. Why did Carter cancel it? Because Carter knew about the B-2 program and knew that it would change everything. Of course being "stealth" meant keeping the entire program in the black so Reagan was able to score political points by bringing the B-1B into production. Now we have 70ish B-1Bs (with around 10 in the boneyard), and only 19 B-2s which are too valuable to use except in the most urgent of situations. The B-2s are so expensive we can't afford new ones. We have the cost and complexity of servicing 3 bombing platforms, 2 of which were built for threats that no longer exist, and 1 that was obsolete before it even entered service. The B-1 may be cheap considering the cost of more recent platforms (F-22, F-35) but it's still yet another example of a military boondoggle and a technological dead end.

    96. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget they are preparing to demo an electric solid state laser on a B-1 soon. So it'll be a BONER SHARK?

    97. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just wrong, buddy. You obviously know nothing about aerospace science and technology, so why would you make up such a ridiculous claim? Just go away.

    98. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      Excuse me?
      Do you at least have the decency to reply and admit you have no idea what you're talking about? OK, not no idea, but you seem to have mixed up B-1 and B-52, which is quite significant. :p

    99. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      Take another look at that map; Turkey is in both Europe and Asia.

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    100. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      I urge you to come visit or put stats into per.100,000 population. Maybe you might find domestic violence higher but all other crime stats lower... and should domestic violence really matter as a stat unless you plan to beat up/or get beat up by your family members??

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    101. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Those bombers, and the Huster, and the Valkyrie, are now static displays or scrapped while the robust and reliable Buff still flies combat sorties.

      Not all "performance" is speed and acceleration.

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    102. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Bingo. As a crew chief on Phantoms, Broncos, and F-16s, I learned that "institutional memory" is a huge aircraft maintenance, repair, and operational asset.

      It takes many years to debug any new combat aircraft.

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    103. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Much like Daniel Tosh.

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    104. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll lay odds that very little of what's flying called a B-52 is what originally flew from Boeing.

      I don't know - you might be surprised at the amount of visible duct tape inside the B-52, I know I was. Some of those parts could be far closer to "original" than you'd imagine.

    105. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The days of carpet bombing Iraqi divisions is long gone.

      Raise your hand if you have no understanding that bombing downtown Baghdad isn't the only type of operation the USAF needs to be prepared for.

      we didn't even use carpet bombing in Tora Bora when OBL was holed up in the hills.

      Raise your hand if you have no understanding of how useless "carpet bombing" is over mountainous terrain with an enemy hiding in caves in those mountains.

      "Fighting the last war" is always a danger for a military. If you declare carpet bombing dead and eliminate your capabilities for performing it, you cripple your ability to use the tactic effectively in the future. That's dumb.

    106. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Americano · · Score: 1

      Even with JDAM bombs, you're better off dropping them one at a time with a laser designator for targeting. A small fighter/bomber like an F-18 fills that role better.

      Large-scale bombing (see: "Shock and Awe") is not best accomplished via F-18's dropping a couple JDAM's at a time. B-52's can carry quite a few JDAM's or cruise missiles per mission, hit numerous targets during one mission, and can ALSO carpet bomb. There's very little use for long-range / large-scale bombing after the initial days/weeks of hostilities, so the tempo of operations slows down. But you don't just decommission all of your high capacity bombers because you're done with large scale bombing for "this current war."

    107. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Meet for coffee?

    108. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Think of what that platform would be like if they brought the Phoenix missile back or created an advanced version of it. The F-14 could track up to what, 24 targets at 100 miles and fire on six of them simultaneously? Put that in a B-1 with 20 Phoenix (assuming no size constraint issues) and a squadron of those could wipe out an enemy air force beyond the range most fighter radar's can even detect aircraft.

      Not entirely sure why long range aerial engagement has more or less been eliminated. Wonder if its for political reasons and the need to visually identify the target before taking it out. Maybe just send in a bunch of stealth drones to identify the target then kill it at long range. Guess they probably figure if a drone can see it, it can shoot it down.

    109. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by Drethon · · Score: 1

      The B-1 bomber has a payload of 125,000 pounds and cost 300M in 98. The F-15 strike eagle has a payload of 24,000 pounds and cost 30M in 98. So the B-1 can carry five times the payload at ten times the cost, double the cost per pound. On the other hand I suspect the B-1 is stealthier than the F-15 and has a longer range as well as better loiter time so it can be used to provide near instant response times on demand. The F-22 and F-35 have lower payload capability compared to the F-15 and far greater cost.

      I'm no expert, just going by what I read but it seems like the B-1's value is the ability to put a lot of ordinance on target faster than any other large bomber can. It can operate like a group of attack fighters in a single aircraft. This seems quite relevant today when dealing with a lot of mobile targets rather than large factories.

    110. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the cost of laser-guided vs. JDAM be negligible? Certainly, hybrid laser JDAMs shouldn't cost a lot more than simple JDAMs...

    111. Re:Extend the lifespan of B-52 beyond 2040? by neyla · · Score: 1

      You still didn't answer the question. The task is to design a plane that is capable of the same speed, and the same altitude as the B-52, while having the best possible performance with respect to *what* ?

      If faced with 2 different planes that are both capable of flying at that altitude and that speed, how do you decide which one is "best" ? Do you pick the cheapest one ? The one with the best range ? The one with the lowest service-requirements ? The one with the greatest cargo-capacity ?

      I think the B-52 frame (or any similar frame) wins only if you prioritize cost highly. (and perhaps you should!), flying-wing configurations consume less fuel, can lift heavier loads and can have longer range than cigar-plus-wings-configuration. But they're substantially more expensive to build.

  15. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about reality, which is somewhere in the middle of the extremes you guys are throwing around?

  16. US Propaganda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How about 60 years of western freedom, which was guaranteed by things like this?

    How?

    The Soviets were really afraid of our ICBMs and especially our balistic submarines because they could get to target in 30minutes or less. Our submarine force was the real Cold War heros.

    And today? Keeping up free from whom? The Chinese?

    Oh and let me tell you about how our Air Force and Army will hold up against the Chinese - they couldn't. They will just out number us with shear quanitity. Whiz bang jet fighters? Bombers? Etc?

    They'll just come at us wave after wave with cheap shit until we run out of bullets and missles. Then as we're going to reload, they'll shoot us in the ass.

    When I read comments such as yours, it just reminds me that we here in the US are subjected to as much propaganda as any tolitarian state.

    We're fighting for FREEDOM in [insert country here].

    Afghanistan? Not freedom. Like the Taliban or Al-Qaeda could take our Freedom away (Our Government is doing quite well on its own thank you very much.) No, it was just about knocking out an adversary; which I have no problem with. But let's cut the horseshit of "Fighting for our Freedom!", OK. It just cheapens what folks have done in the past who really fought for our freedoms.

    1. Re:US Propaganda. by swalve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If there ever was a war with China, it would probably be lost by the US's unwillingness to create mass casualties. We'd have to kill hundreds of millions, and the only way that would be acceptable was if it was an all-out invasion-and-enslave type of war.

    2. Re:US Propaganda. by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Soviets were really afraid of our ICBMs and especially our balistic submarines

      B-52s were the atomic bomb delivery system of choice long before either of those two. For the first couple decades, it was ALL strategic bombers. The Soviets captured and copied a few US craft just to get those capabilities themselves, back when they didn't have any.

      Oh and let me tell you about how our Air Force and Army will hold up against the Chinese - they couldn't. They will just out number us with shear quanitity. Whiz bang jet fighters? Bombers? Etc?

      Technology and training allows for a large disparity in kill rates. China only outnumbers the US by 4.3 to 1. Can 1 advanced fighter take out 4-5 of the Chinese's low-end junk? Most definitely. We've seen bigger disparities in previous wars.

      For a quick comparison. The US has 11 active aircraft carriers. China has zero, working on one right now. That's a massive millitary advantage.

      Afghanistan? Not freedom. Like the Taliban or Al-Qaeda could take our Freedom away

      No, we're fighting for Afghani freedom. If we didn't care about them, we would have carpet-bombed the Taliban out of existence and left the wreckage for someone else to clean-up. Instead, the war has dragged on as we struggle in our attempts at nation-building.

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    3. Re:US Propaganda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And considering that the U.S. has no reason to invade China and China can't deliver enough troops to invade the U.S.A. there's not much point in going to war.

    4. Re:US Propaganda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US is a quality based military, but is still the second largest active military in pure size. If you include reserves and paramilitary, that drops off a bit, but at close to 3 million active and reserve, the US will not be overwhelmed with wave after wave - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_level_of_military_equipment

      The US is on par with China in tanks, (Russia has a massive margin there, but that figure includes lots of obsolete tanks that are in storage), over half the world's Aircraft carriers, over half the cruisers, 1/3 of the destroyers, over half the nuclear submarines, a fighter force that matches the next two largest in quantity, almost 20x the attack helicopters of the next biggest force. By the table of forces listed, the US only lags in nonnuclear subs and their nuclear force outnumbers the combined force of any other nation.

    5. Re:US Propaganda. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the Chinese want to create mass casualties on their end?

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    6. Re:US Propaganda. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      B-52s were the atomic bomb delivery system of choice long before either of those two.

      Wikipedia disagrees with you, and so does my memory of events (I was born in 1952) unless you count six years later as being "long after." I suppose when you're 20, six years is a pretty long time. The B52 and the nuclear sub were operational in 1954, the ICBM in 1960. I visited an ICBM facility when I was in the cub scouts.

    7. Re:US Propaganda. by downhole · · Score: 1

      The only hot war we'd have with China anytime soon is a nuclear war, and hundreds of millions on both sides would be dead long before any of the types that really cringe at mass casualties could object... if any of them were left at all.

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    8. Re:US Propaganda. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia disagrees with you, and so does my memory of events (I was born in 1952)

      Your memory? From when you were 2 years old?

      The introduction of the first few nuclear subs and ICBMs didn't eliminate the need for (or use of) B-52s. The Strategic Air Command continued to keep nuclear-armed B-52s in the air around-the-clock, despite the tremendous expense. There was resistance using B-52s in the Vietnam war, because it pulled them off their primary mission of nuclear deterrence.

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    9. Re:US Propaganda. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Their primary mission wasn't canceled until 1991. Most were destroyed as one of the terms of the arms reduction treaties.

      Cite: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0910/42732.html

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    10. Re:US Propaganda. by jackbird · · Score: 1

      I thought current conventional wisdom was that the Chinese have some kind of hypersonic mortar that can one-shot US carriers within a practical striking distance of their coastline, and that the days of big carriers as the way to project force against industrialized nations are seriously numbered.

    11. Re:US Propaganda. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My memory of vising an ICBM in the Cub Scouts.

      The introduction of the first few nuclear subs and ICBMs didn't eliminate the need for (or use of) B-52s. The Strategic Air Command continued to keep nuclear-armed B-52s in the air around-the-clock, despite the tremendous expense.

      Exactly.

  17. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Western freedom:
    Decades of defense by B-52's
    Murdered one day by a quartet of 757/767's

  18. No need to upgrade (and here's why) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The b-52 hasnt needed a major upgrade since we figured out, we don't need a more efficient bomber (other than one that has stealth capabilities) as when the enemy overtakes us on air superiority once these fail, and subsequently, if the b2 fails, and as do our guided missiles, drones, etc. We have ICBMs capable of glassing our enemy.

    We figured out after various political treaties and the fact that no side can win in a nuclear war, no country wants to get glassed, and we have proven twice already that we are not afraid of using our nuclear arsenal when things only begin to get bad. Thus, any country capable of sparking a war that involves aircraft, and the means to take out high altitude bombers, is likely to not attack. (ironically leaving countries with inferior technology the capability to attack us, and subsequently drain us better than any large military could)

    in short, the b-52 doesn't need an improvement, maybe retrofitting, but it does what it needs, as we have plenty of supplementary technologies that negate the need to do so.

  19. Can't compare the costs, different roles. by Hozza · · Score: 1

    Comparing the cost of B-52's and B-2's isn't really fair, they were built with very different political requirements.

    The B-52's were made with WW3 in mind, and the basic MAD mission would have been to send hundreds of bombers across the USSR in the hope that most of them would reach their target. During all-out nuclear war it wouldn't matter too much politically if 20-30% of the bombers didn't make it back home, as long as the others scored a hit.

    The B-2, however, is designed with the assumption of a much higher survival rate, and no politically embarrassing lost/captured crews. This basically requires that you have a few very expensive aircraft, as opposed to lots of cheap ones.

    In other words, the B-2 is much more expensive because it puts a much higher value on the lives of the crews.

    1. Re:Can't compare the costs, different roles. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, your conclusion isn't all that correct - the B-2 was not designed for crew survivability, it was designed for mission survivability in that it was supposed to be a first strike weapon against the Soviet command and control structures. Whether that allowed the crews to return to base after striking their targets in the Soviet Union was a mere byproduct, because it was always assumed that the Soviets would get off enough ICBMs to still cause significant damage on US soil, including major military bases...

      The survivability fact came as a happy bonus later on when the B-2s role was switched to a more conventional one during other conflicts.

  20. Re:Rock Lobster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean this?:http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2788329&cid=39698633
    That's just some poor confused soul not knowing the difference between Love Shack and Rock Lobster.
    However it was posted earlier and 'Rock Lobster' was in the text of the post...

  21. B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by EmagGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Today's B-52 only vaguely resembles the original version of itself. The original B-52 flew on hydraulic systems controlled by mechanical computers, on inputs from pilots reading analog gauges.

    Today's B-52 has been retrofitted with the most advanced fly-by-wire control systems, avionics, engines, radars, communications, and ordnance delivery systems money can buy - all of which can be obtained from multiple sources, which is why it can still be built for $70M, as opposed to the no-bid, single source, $3B B-2.

    About the only thing it has in common with its ancestors is that it's still a tin can with 8 scrolls that can rain fire and death from 40,000 feet.

    1. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B-52 and fly-by-wire? I don't think you're using that term correctly.

    2. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The B-52 doesn't have fly-by-wire, and it still uses largely the same engines as it did in the 1970s...

      Also, the B-2 was not no-bid, single source, there was a fairly significant competition between at least three parties for it, including Lockheed.

    3. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      And, contrary to the OP's claim - we can't built B-52's at all. Production ceased back in the early 60's, and factory is long gone.

    4. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      B-52 and fly-by-wire? I don't think you're using that term correctly.
      Also, the B-52 doesn't fly at ll. It's so ugly the ground repels it.
      But seriously, it is a strange plane to fly. The tail lifts off first, and it can climb in a pitch down position. It's just not natural!

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    5. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by 3263827 · · Score: 1

      What a load of horseshit. WTF are people modding up fools like you?

      The B52 sure as shit is a FBW aircraft, it's engines are old as shit, and as far as "why it can still be built for $70M" you're just smoking crack.

      What a troll.

    6. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      For some messed-up reason, the Air Force has been replacing the ancient engines on pretty much every Boeing 707 derivative with CFM-56s, but have not made any significant changes to the B-52's engines...

      I have a hard time believing the cost of the changes needed to convert it to 4 engines would be so high that modern engines wouldn't pay for themselves.

    7. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking that the AN/CRM-114 has been updated to use more modern technology.

    8. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by 3263827 · · Score: 1

      There have been proposals throughout the last few decades to re-engine the youngest B-52s, but they've never gotten off the ground. It's not really clear that the fuel savings would pay off when you consider all the costs involved. Part of me thinks that the AF would rather keep buying shiny new fighters.

      Plus the CFM-56 is a straightforward one for one re-engining on the 707 series planes like the KC-135. Re-engining the B-52 would involve dramatically modifying the fuel delivery system as well as modifying the engine pod mounting points.

    9. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      They'll have to modify it sooner or later, or else they won't have any engines in a few years

    10. Re:B52 Today Bears No Resemblance to B52 in 1965 by 3263827 · · Score: 1

      They have hundreds of engines in depot from the aircraft that were sent to Davis-Monthan. Now if they want to run these birds past 2040, it might get a little problematic, but I don't see the AF spending $10 billion to re-engine a bird that already is long in the tooth when they're dreaming of things like the Next Generation Bomber...

  22. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, the B-52's from 'Love Shack' fame, are still going strong after 36 years..

    You're forgetting to add the additional cost of a hammer and screwdriver. :)

  23. What not to do with a B52 bomber by MrKaos · · Score: 0
    Look at this cowboy flying this B-52 bomber

    I was reading about the flight safety record of the pilot flying this B-52 bomber. These incidents were recorded of him breaking flight safety regulations.

    Over the ridge he is within 1 metre of the ground, which prompted his own flight crew to complain. Notice how the photographers get lower on his second pass.

    The steep banks were waaaaaay beyond the manufacturers guidelines. When he puts the plane into a steep climb and does a wing-over (from memory) you see what looks like contrails from the wing tips, it's actually aviation fuel coming out of the fuel tank vents as he flips the plane over - fighter aircraft sure B52 bomber, not a good idea.

    In the final moments when he looses control consider that he crashed the aircraft within 20 meter of a nuclear weapons bunker, that's the reason it was a no fly zone. This was his wing commanders retirement flight who didn't want his other crew aboard while he witnessed for himself what this guy was doing. His family were watching as he failed to eject.

    fyi

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  24. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

    How about 60 years of western freedom, which was guaranteed by things like this?

    With apologies to Gandhi, "it would be a good idea."

    Your freedom is largely illusory and continually slipping away.

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  25. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freedom fries, the food for free people with free minds!

    We have always been at war with _________

  26. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by Dave+Emami · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Putting aside your politics for the moment -- let's just say that I disagree with you -- this is about a well-designed and enduring piece of technology. I can admire the technical excellence of a something without liking what it was used for, or who used it. I can, for example, still appreciate the robustness and shallow learning curve of the AK-47 without being a Marxist -- and by the way, that weapon has almost certainly killed more people over those 60 years than the B-52 has. The ideal nerd should be able to look at a high-tech device and have some part of his mind thinking "whoa, that's freakin' cool!" right up to the moment that it kills him.

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  27. Low-Level Penetrator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy crap, that must be loud.

  28. The Poor B-1-B by gelfling · · Score: 2

    The lowly B-1-B is now the weapon of choice for Afghanistan because its higher speed allows a single plane to be used to cover the country end to end.

    1. Re:The Poor B-1-B by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      The B-1-B isn't used only for its higher speed but also because of its extended loiter time due to its swing-wing design. During the height of the war, there was a B-1-B on station all the time ready to dash to a new target and drop bombs to support troops in contact with the enemy.

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  29. Good value by Grayhand · · Score: 1, Informative

    B-52s, A-10s, F15, F16s all saw heavy use and cost a tenth or less than the modern high tech planes. Now look at the track record for next generation aircraft. B-1 never saw a day of service, after years of testing the B-2 finally saw light use in the first gulf war and more in the latest, F-22 not a day of service. These aircraft cost 400 million to 3 billion. The military keeps insisting they need the latest and best but once they get them they rarely use them. Another plane that cost a fortune and took forever to see service was the Osprey. They finally saw service in the latest wars but development started before a lot of people on this site were born. Better to focus effort and limited funds on aircraft that actually get used. Most of these next generation aircraft were pork barrel projects. That's why they were never able to kill the Osprey. The Senator whose home state had the contract fought every attempt to shut down the program so billions were wasted.

    1. Re:Good value by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow, lots of things wrong with your timeline...

      The B-1 was a cancelled project, which was reactivated and became the B-1B - which saw combat in Iraq in 1998 (it was in service for the first Gulf War, but was only capable of a nuclear role and thus was on nuclear deterrent duty for the duration).

      The B-2 first saw combat in Kosovo in 1999, two years after it entered USAF service.

      F-22 has no requirement to be deployed overseas, there are no jobs for it to do currently - why not run out the airframe time on older airframes rather than waste the more expensive air dominance aircraft...

    2. Re:Good value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your facts re. B1. It has been used extensively (ie. dropping bombs) in the middle east over the past two decades.

    3. Re:Good value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "B-1 never saw a day of service"

      It may not have had even a fraction of the B-52's record, however according to the Air Force:

      "The B-1B was first used in combat in support of operations against Iraq during Operation Desert Fox in December 1998. In 1999, six B-1s were used in Operation Allied Force, delivering more than 20 percent of the total ordnance while flying less than 2 percent of the combat sorties."

    4. Re:Good value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great job ignoring the fact that a well-developed weapons system never sees a day of service.

  30. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    More like a decade at best. ICBMs became the main method of getting nuclear weapons to their targets. Bombers rapidly became unusable due to advances in air defence. Instead they were relegated to taking part in various conventional wars against inferior enemies, none of which were necessary to guarantee western freedom.

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  31. Multi-generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they were old when I was flying them in the 80s and 90s (they were). One of the navigators in my first squadron said his father had been a B-52 navigator. A couple of years ago, I ran into a former neighbor, whose son joined the same Cub Scout den as my son way back when. He said that little Cub Scout I remembered had just upgraded to B-52 aircraft commander (my old job) in that same squadron.

    That's three solid generations, and apparently, there's time for at least one more.

  32. Benefit of Engineering Uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And lets not forget that the B52 was designed by engineers using slide rules -- and not finite element analysis shaving things to their theoretical minimum. They designed something big and stout out of stuff they knew a lot about... (I think that was the right phrase). Wan't that long after the Comet disasters showed the impact of metal fatigue on airframe integrity, after all. These things have almost the same kind of design elegance as a Kalashnikov -- and the multiple refits show that the design has really held together. I am happy for all the modern designs that are polished as computer models before being instantiated into material -- but the durability of these old designs compared to the fragility of modern military planes is worth contemplation. Just because an approach is new does not make it automatically better.Something worth thinking about, no matter how unfashionable.

    1. Re:Benefit of Engineering Uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in 1960 the focus was to have the work done. Today the focus is to maximize profits.

  33. 100 years for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point, the B-52 will be 100 years old before a viable replacement can be rolled off the assembly line and deployed. Heck, they might prototype and cancel 2 or 3 replacements before a real replacement will be produced.

  34. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Kjella · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I thought the article was about the rock group. I suddenly felt old, very, very old. Fortunately, it's not that bad. I'm just old.

    Some years back here on slashdot someone was posting a flame about "being a dinosaur from the 256 color era" and I was like "uhm... I grew up with the Commodore 64 and it had 16 colors". When you're older than the dinosaurs at 24, the scale is pretty much blown. Old and getting older, lol.

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  35. can someone explain how this makes any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "are no longer in the US Air Force inventory" ... "they are still on active duty"

    So... the air force uses them, but has no idea how? They send them on a mission then can't account for how the mission was accomplished? They have missions that are cancelled due to lack of aircraft when in fact they have these extra B-52s off the books?

    Is this some weird military phraseology that only makes sense in the US?

    1. Re:can someone explain how this makes any sense by jacknifetoaswan · · Score: 2

      I couldn't find your source on that, but it likely means that there are hundreds of older B-52 models that have been retired, while the newest, -H models, are the only ones left in service.

  36. Still more upgrades coming? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I do think that we could see B-52's get additional upgrades, notably:

    1. An updated version of the Pratt & Whitney PW2000 series engine, probably uprated to 42,000 lb. thrust. Four of these engines will replace the eight P&W TF33's now used on the B-52H.

    2. More electronics upgrades--made easier by the fact the plane is big enough to accommodate them.

    3. With more powerful engines, we could see B-52's carry heavier bomb loads and still fly longer ranges.

    1. Re:Still more upgrades coming? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Even better, replace the 8 engines with just 2 RR Trents. The basic Trent design is good for 115,000 lbs thrust. Or the GE engine of similar power, given that the US Forces will probably not want to use engines made abroad.

    2. Re:Still more upgrades coming? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      An updated version of the Pratt & Whitney PW2000 series engine, probably uprated to 42,000 lb. thrust. Four of these engines will replace the eight P&W TF33's now used on the B-52H.

      Very unlikely. Boeing and USAF have been looking at similiar upgrades since high bypass turbofans became common in the 1970's - each time with the same result... The upgrade would be hideously expensive for rather modest performance gains and operational savings.
       

      With more powerful engines, we could see B-52's carry heavier bomb loads and still fly longer ranges.

      Again, very unlikely. The engines aren't the only controlling factor - the wing, fuselage structures, and landing gear play into determining payload too. A significant increase in bomb load will require modifying those as well.

    3. Re:Still more upgrades coming? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      It's relatively easy to use 4 engines instead of 8, since they're grouped in pairs (don't know any specifics, but I think they're attached to their pod, which itself attaches to the wing).

      Modifying an airframe to get rid of the two outer engines, for instance, is anything but trivial. The Trent 900 (which I suppose is the one you mean) could be getting a bit tight on ground clearance, too.

    4. Re:Still more upgrades coming? by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      Boeing offered the USAF an unsolicited proposal to re-engine the B-52 with RB-211s. There were two finance options -- lease and outright purchase. The USAF declined, as there was no ROI. Frankly, what happens is that these type of projects turn into monkey-f**king-football exercises. "Since we're in there..." is used to justify a shitload of design changes (glass cockpit, FBW, composite airframe, yadda yadda yadda), so I'm not surprised.

    5. Re:Still more upgrades coming? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Two big engines won't work for two reasons:

      1. The ground clearance mitigates against that idea, given the size of the front fan on 777 engines.

      2. Being a real combat aircraft, you don't want such a big plane reliant on just two engines.

    6. Re:Still more upgrades coming? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      The only reason why the USAF stuck with the TF33's up till now was the fact they could get plentiful engine spare parts from retired 707-320 models (the JT3D engine used on the 707-320B/C models is essentially the commercial variant of the military TF33 engine). But with the increasing cost of fuel, the B-52H needs more fuel-efficient engines, and an uprated PW2000 series engine makes the most sense.

      Indeed, that's why the USAF went with the General Electric CF6-80 engine on the C-5M rebuild program--quieter, more takeoff thrust and lower fuel burn.

  37. 2060? Hopefully they put modern engines on it soon by schwit1 · · Score: 1

    The 8 pack they have on their now is a tad outdated and hardly fuel efficient compared to what's now available on the Boeing 787 or C-17.

  38. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    ROCK LOBSTER!

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    You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
  39. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by FudRucker · · Score: 0

    exactly! with that NDAA law the gov recently passed is ripe for abuse, the gov can now murder or put anyone in prison without probable cause, i refuse to silence myself out of fear of the government, i will speak the truth about the world around me and if the gov wants to murder me or put me in prison for speaking the truth about the injustices and violations of human rights i see then so be it, at least i will go to my grave with a clear conscience

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  40. There's nothing magical about the B-52 by dirtyhippie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Despite what the author of this article might have you believe, the B-52 is not magical. "The B-52's feat of longevity reflects both regular maintenance and timely upgrades"? Bull.

    The B-52's feat of longevity reflects two things: 1) the shift to ICBMs as primary mechanism to ensure mutually assured destruction in the cold war 2) the miserable failure of the USAF to solicit new bomber designs that don't cost orders of magnitude more than the B-52.

    If the USAF had ever solicited designs to replace the B-52 with something *modestly* better, using cost as a priority, the B-52 would be long gone, and there would be a more capable aircraft in it's place. The fact that there's no need for such a plane does not make the B-52 magical. It's a pustule that's lanced regularly, that's all.

    1. Re:There's nothing magical about the B-52 by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      The military didn't foresee a bunch of regional conflicts like Grenada, Iraq I, Afghanistan, Iraq II, Libya, and the like. Everyone was scared about Russia, and the need to penetrate its sophisticated air defenses to deliver bombs on command structure. The B-52 never would have survived such a mission, which is why they built the B-1 and B-2. With the collapse of the Soviet Union, which wasn't foreseen, this was all rendered moot. Furthermore, with the rise of the drones, such as the newly-designed Avenger, and stealth cruise missiles such as the JASSM, the need for a manned, stealth heavy bomber has dropped so the B-52 can be extended indefinitely. In the latest war game, which appeared to invade China, F-22 and F-35 were used along with conventional aircraft to breach enemy air defenses with the JASSM stealth cruise missile, then followup forces mopped up afterwards. The need for a heavy first strike with stealth has receded into the background due to the type of war that has to be fought.

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    2. Re:There's nothing magical about the B-52 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The B-52's feat of longevity reflects two things: 1) the shift to ICBMs as primary mechanism to ensure mutually assured destruction in the cold war

      LOL wut? The "shift to ICBMs" most certainly did NOT support the B-52's longevity during the cold war. Quite the opposite, ICBMs threatened B-52's with obsolescence.

      Check your brain for pustules. You've got some lancing to do.

    3. Re:There's nothing magical about the B-52 by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If the USAF had ever solicited designs to replace the B-52 with something *modestly* better, using cost as a priority, the B-52 would be long gone, and there would be a more capable aircraft in it's place. The fact that there's no need for such a plane does not make the B-52 magical.

      But why bother replacing it, if what's there works for the tasks at hand? Even if they replaced it with something that'd cost the same, there's still that replacement cost.

      Russia seems to stick to Tu-95 for largely the same reasons. It's just not the area where significant advancements are needed.

    4. Re:There's nothing magical about the B-52 by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Where do you guys come up with this drivel? There was never a shift to ICBMs, MAD was a multi-pronged tool involving B-52s, submarines, and ICBMs. All three had the Soviets in their crosshairs from the time they were first developed (ICBMs around 1960, the Nautalis launched and B52s operational in 1954) until the Soviet Union collapsed, after which the Strategic Air Command was disbanded. It was less than ten years between B52s and ICBMs.

      You're not only redundant, you're wrong.

    5. Re:There's nothing magical about the B-52 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You are wrong, and missed the point.

      Yes, ICBMs are the big boys, but the B-52 can still deliver tactical small scale nuclear weapon.

      the USAF has solicited for designs. Multiple times.

      The point is, it's a well designed bird, and can keep it's design and be retro fitted.
      No, it isn't magical, and yes it has issue like all vehicles, but no on is saying that. Well, not one but you so you can set up a strawman.

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  41. Did anyone else read this and think it meant the.. by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 2

    Did anyone else read this and think it meant the band, The B-52's? I mean, Fred Schneider is looking kind of old, but geeze.

  42. Re:2060? Hopefully they put modern engines on it s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They are probably running out the time to use on them. Eventually they will break/wear out. Then they will start upgrading. Remember they are already pushing 50-60 years old each for the whole plane. So they probably fly whatever it is until the rated time runs out and change it out then. And then if they can fix it they will. Much cheaper to fix a few bolts than replace a multimillion dollar engine... Notice how fuel savings does not even come into the picture there? They are not really concerned about it. When it comes time to upgrade they will. THEN fuel savings will come back to the forefront.

  43. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Colour? Ha!

  44. Re:just thought I'd let you know... by jacknifetoaswan · · Score: 2

    Sounds like bullshit to me.

  45. B-52's nickname: BUF by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hauled AGE (Aerospace Ground Equipment; power generators, lights, air condistioners, etc) to the BUFs in 1973-4 at Utapao AFB in Thailand. B-52s were commonly known as BUFs -- Big Ugly Fuckers. They certainly were ugly, ugly as in REALLY mean looking.

    I got to Thailand 4 days before the congress' mandated end to the bombing, and one took off every thirty seconds from when I got there until the deadline. I thought they were trying to drop as many bombs as they could before the cutoff time, but I later met a man who'd been stationed there five years earlier, and one took off every thirty seconds the whole year he was there.

    I was stationed at Beale in California after coming back to the states, and had the best job in the world. It was to take a pickup truck, make sure it was full of gas and everything worked, then play pool, read, play pinball, watch TV while waiting for Armageddon, when I would drive the pilot to his BUF to nuke Russia.

    There were more BUFs there than I could count. Every one of them was loaded with nuclear ordinance.

    I always referred to Beale as Armageddon Air Force Base.

    More interesting were the SR-71s at Beale, they had nine of them. The only louder sound I ever heard was a space shuttle taking off. Watching from a mile away, the ground shook as it shot down the runway, did a wheelie, and looked like a bottlerocket taking off.

    The military has some amazing tech.

    1. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you ever wished you could fly one of those, you should do a google search for 'flightgear sr-71'. I think there was a post either here on slashdot or over on happypenguin.org regarding their simulation of the SR-71, including 'unassisted takeoff from Beale'. Apparently given keyboard controls and a joystick, it's rather... fun... to try and get all your controls toggled in time to get it into the air before you run out of runway :)

      Personally haven't tried it. I tend to like floating around in things with less complexity, usually prop driven, old, and weird looking :D

    2. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Even for a civilian Beale is a pretty fascinating place. I took a class out there a bunch of years back while trying to decide what to do with my life. Yuba college has a one-desk "extension campus" out there to teach enlisted how to fix computers, and I took the class for easy credit. Lots of observation planes flying around, reportedly STILL had an SR-71 there but I don't know what condition it was in.

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    3. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I later met a man who'd been stationed there five years earlier, and one took off every thirty seconds the whole year he was there.

      Over five years, that's 5 million takeoffs, or 7000 per airframe (assuming that all 744 were operated for this purpose), or one flight per 6 hours per airframe over those five years. That sounds like it's a factor of a few higher than a realistic sustainable tempo of operations.

    4. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      easy != unnecessary

      A lot of jobs qualify as "easy until a point" (that point being when the sh** hits the fan)

    5. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let me guess: you also complain about IT twiddling their thumbs when the network is running, right? Or about support staff taking a two hour break in the afternoon to play SC2 when things are just fine and dandy?

      Here's a little secret: you can either staff optimally for when everything's fine, or you can staff optimally for when the shit hits the fan. If you choose option 1 though, don't complain to me though that nothing gets done when shit hits the fan, because everyone is completely overworked.

      At the risk of incurring the wrath of libertarians (they seem to have a lot of mod points recently), I'm thinking you're either a tea partier, a MBAer or a libertarian. It's the main places where I see this sort of thinking come from.

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    6. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      For fuck's sake just shut up and leave politics out of it. You were going with a great point and I agreed with you. Then you had to ruin it (and of course I still agree wih your point) and douche out. Thanks.

    7. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but that's the reality. At least, as well as I can tell. As for leaving politics out of something: that's virtually impossible. Everything that touched more than one person is politics. Lastly, there are libertarians and then there are libertarians. Unfortunately, the term has been so corrupted by Ayn Rand wannabes that it is virtually impossible to use properly anymore.

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    8. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by Snowlark · · Score: 1

      First, if you WERE at Beale, you'd hold your FRICKIN' TONGUE about how many SR-71s were there, or EVER EXISTED!!! Did you skip your briefings - I didn't. I was there, I was in AMS where we needed to know where every bird was, and I know you shouldn't discuss how many SR-71s exist. You also would know OPSEC and that you cannot discuss the number, even today. Let someone else spout numbers ... it's a dead give away anyway. No one really needs to know, it's just enough knowing she had eyes on everyone, and everything, everywhere ... :) She may have been retired, but she is NOT completely non-OP. We can still use her ... mission ... And, yes, next to an SR-71 at take-off, from the hammer-head, I needed 2 sets of ear protection and I was still a bit deaf post take-off ... still one amazing platform. I wish she was still flying ... but, alas, a platform designed by roughly 3,000 engineers with slide rules, rice paper, and drafting boards, nothing beats the SR-71!!! LITERALLY!!! :) She is still the world record holder for speed, even on one engine!!! And, no one needs to know how fast she really traveled during missions, or how high she really flew ... it's freakin' amazing and awesome that two crew members experienced that flight profile. :) (love the BUF, she's still flying, and whine all you want about something better, she does her job! understand the job then you'll understand the platform)

    9. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The SR-71's leaked fuel until they were at speed. This was because they had to leave gaps in the metal for the thermal expansion that occurred at their typical multi-mach running speed. IIRC the SR-71 used a full tank of gas just getting air-borne because of the leakage, then it was re-air fueled before starting it's mission.

    10. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It was thirty five years ago. Those planes aren't there any more. The cold war ended twenty years ago, and the cold war was the only reason for those secrets to be secret. IT DOESN'T MATTER TODAY.

      Hell, I used to not even mention Beale's name, damned near everything was top secret. But once the Soviets collapsed, the cold war ended and SAC was disbanded, it no longer mattered.

      And, no one needs to know how fast she really traveled during missions or how high she really flew ...

      Well, that is one of many things I won't talk about. Especially how high the ceiling was. But the number of blackbirds at Beale a third of a century ago is irrelavent today.

      I'm pretty sure NASA is still using blackbirds, saw something about it on NOVA a few years ago.

      love the BUF, she's still flying, and whine all you want about something better, she does her job! understand the job then you'll understand the platform

      It isn't me whining for something new, it's the kids who think everything new is always better than everything old. The BUFs are still useful and used.

    11. Re:B-52's nickname: BUF by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Had WWIII broken out and I and guys like me not been there you'd never have been born, son. Do you bitch about the week the combat soldiers sit in the field, bored out of their minds, between firefights? I was keeping your parents safe, moron, just as I was when driving a tractor on the flightline, hauling shit to the planes. Do you have any fucking idea how hard it was to hook a pintle hook to some of thet gear? Some of it was so heavy I didn't pull it to the tractor, I pulled the tractor to it. BY HAND.

      Fuck off and die, anonymous asshole.

  46. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by dr2chase · · Score: 1

    I am not so sure of this. Into the late 70s and early 80s, B-52s were being retrofitted as cruise missile platforms (my dad worked on the guidance systems). I have no way of knowing whether this was just another boondoggle, or if this was intended to be a (second) credible deterrent to an overwhelming first strike (have B-52s with cruise missiles in the air, they survive, they launch retaliatory cruise missiles from a safe distance).

  47. I prefer peace by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sure, it's a great plane. Yadda, yadda.

    Personally, I hope that we find our way to a world of common abundance and tolerance among all societies. Then we can stop treating weapons that have the ability to wipe out mankind as like they are some kind of gee whiz project from Popular Mechanics. I'd rather we all spent our time making love and going to our kids little league baseball games.

    1. Re:I prefer peace by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      I'd rather we all spent our time making love and going to our kids little league baseball games.

      Considering how many more people there are today than when the B-52 entered service... maybe we should cut back on the love making (or at least use some contraceptives). :P

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    2. Re:I prefer peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather we all spent our time making love and going to our kids little league baseball games.

      Baseball is haraam. Prepare to die, infidel.

      - Al-Qaeda

    3. Re:I prefer peace by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      I prefer supermodels, private jets, and the ability to emit terrawatt scale lasers out of my pupil. But you know what they say.. shit in one hand, then you might as well shit in the other because your crackpot ideas are crap.

  48. they rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a shame they didn't drop bombs on every last commie before they invaded America.

  49. Ahh, The B52, Now That Brings Back Memories by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    Memories of the cold war. You kids may not remember, but for a while there we and Russia were in a Mexican-standoff where if either of us had pulled the trigger it would have been the end of all life on Earth. On the bright side though, we didn't have to worry about being selected for an anal probe when going to the airport. You know. "The Good Old Days."

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    1. Re:Ahh, The B52, Now That Brings Back Memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You kids may not remember, but for a while there we and Russia were in a Mexican-standoff

      That's just a regular standoff. A Mexican standoff involves 3 parties.

    2. Re:Ahh, The B52, Now That Brings Back Memories by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Correct. While we were not in a Mexican stand off, Russia was. They where postruign agianst the US and CHine. In fact, there wherem many 'skirmishes' with China.

      The US was in more of a Chinese standoff~
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGLinT-Pdyo

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    3. Re:Ahh, The B52, Now That Brings Back Memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you can't hide a nuclear missile in there.

  50. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    Commodore 64? 16 colours? Luxury! When I wur a lad we had ZX81s, and pixels were black & white, and we had fewer of those than the "favicons" that browsers show in the address bar for a website! ;)

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  51. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, you had video output?

  52. Rock Lobster! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I read the headline I thought, "No way the B-52s have been around for 60 years! No way the music group that gave us Rock Lobster and Love Shack are *that* much older than me"

  53. Re:Did anyone else read this and think it meant th by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    I did. And I was like "wait, I thought they just celebrated their 30th anniversary, not 60th."

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  54. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Well, amen to that. But at the same time, the government could ALWAYS murder or put anyone in prison without probable cause, the only difference is that now they can do it legally. This is what the libertarians have always been banging on about. The government that can serve all your needs can serve you for dinner.

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  55. Time for retirement by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    One of my college buddies flew in B-52s back in the '80s and '90s. He said that more than once they landed with pieces missing from the plane. The B-52 may be an excellent, timeless design, but they need to make some new ones and scrap the old ones.

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  56. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colour? Is that the metric spelling of color?

  57. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by operagost · · Score: 2

    Black AND white? We only had black! Those were dark days, I tell ya.

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  58. Re:just thought I'd let you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good enough rant until this:

    Probably you've been convinced that you're just and moral. Likely, as some of your enemies, you will speak in terms of a religious or quasi-religious body, such as "Jesus" or "the free market".

    This is a straw man. You don't like a particular faction in the US, so you judge the country. Imagine condemning the Netherlands for Geert Wilders and associates, or the UK for the EDL hooligans, or the entirety of Europe for its growing body of anti-muslim/anti-immigration supporters. Would you do that?

  59. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    In other words, their attitude should be something like this?

    If the pilot's good, see. I mean, if he's really... sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low, you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane, like a '52, vroom! There's jet exhaust, flyin' chickens in the barnyard!

    (reference)

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  60. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by OldGunner · · Score: 2

    I'm celebrating being the rainer, rather than the rainee.

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  61. Obligatory old B-52 joke by Ronnie+Coote · · Score: 5, Funny

    A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked".
    Air traffic control told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
    "Ah", the pilot remarked, " the dreaded seven-engine approach".

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  62. Re:just thought I'd let you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) I get the impression that OP followed traditional American values but left because he saw few others had them any more. It's not great he left. It's disheartening.

    2) Abandoning some venture out of principle is not the same thing as "can't make a business". When certain geniuses who worked on the atom bomb decided that they'd crossed the mark, was the problem that they couldn't or that they thought they shouldn't?

    3) If you think it's a lie/troll, why respond with argument? Sounds like you're angry at the truth so you lash out with e-violence: "punk your ugly lying face" indeed.

    OP, I hope we get better and you feel like you can come back to America some time soon.

  63. Slim Pickens by spidkit · · Score: 1

    Had me going a second...I thought it was the ghost of Major Kong posting about that ride from a B-52.

  64. oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I've got me a plane
    and its as big as a whale
    and its going to set sail!

  65. Re:2060? Hopefully they put modern engines on it s by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    The 8 pack they have on their now is a tad outdated and hardly fuel efficient compared to what's now available on the Boeing 787 or C-17.
    I would have to guess that re-certification of an airframe with new engines must be hideously expensive because you almost never see them do it. Maybe the military can get around FAA certification in some cases, but in most they tend to agree to fall under the jurisdiction of the FAA. Certainly civilian aircraft tend to be designed from the ground up with a few variants of engine available. Smaller planes will sometimes come out with new engine options. But larger transport seem to stick with what they have when they were designed, even if the engine wears out. You can still to this day see 737s with the old cigar tube style engines. I would bet they aren't originals, but when it came time to replace the engines, the older 737 models were certified with that engine, and that is the one they went with. Modern 737-800 and -900s have monster engines on them compared to the older models, but you can't just tack a new engine on.
    All that being said, it would be awesome to get some more modern engines on the B-52, if only to save our hearing, and some oil. But when you go from 8 60's era engines to 4 modern ones, it's clearly not just the engines that are changing. The whole control system will have to change, the engine monitoring, the linkage, fuel delivery systems, cowlings, plumbing and a plethora of other components.

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  66. Battlestar Galactica? by assertation · · Score: 1

    In both Battlestar Galactica series, both fictional ships were very very old. This sort of reminds me about that.

  67. Prices! by assertation · · Score: 2

    Reading the prices in the original post triggered Bill Maher's rant in my head over and over again how the U.S. spends more on "defense" than the rest of the world combined. Ugh, at the same time he has guests on his show like Regan's David Stockman who thinks the entire U.S. economy could collapse like Greece within a year.

    Do we really need to be spending 70 million to 3 billion dollars for bombers?

    The journalist Fareed Zakaria believes that lack of spending on education, lack of spending on infrastructure and a loss of the saving ethic are the real reasons the U.S. economy has declined over the past few decades.

    Maybe it is time to use some of the military budget to pay for things that make money.

    1. Re:Prices! by assertation · · Score: 1

      Here is a video of Fareed Zakaria talking about the points I mentioned in regards to the US economic slowdown

      http://beforewisdom.com/blog/tag/fareed-zakaria/

    2. Re:Prices! by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Sort of agree, but not to the extent of many dirty hippies. We should dial down our military spending over time, hold it static for now then slowly cut off 20% of it over time.

      But we seem to be stuck doing the shit nobody else wants to do. You bet your ass if we allow Iran to get nuclear weapons, and they have some pissant revolution in 10 years and some terrorist gets a hold of a nuke during the chaos that he detonates in London people will say "Oh, where was the US!!?!". So we do need to maintain massive military superiority.

      Just not quite as massive as it is now.

  68. What you don't know is .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The USAF likes the BUFs because they need so little training to fly. Who cares if you can't do 12 Gs in a B-1, if you can steer a cow and monitor four jets you are golden.
    That's right folks, our trillion dollar defense rests on an airplane maintained because the USAF can't be bothered to train decent pilots.
    Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

  69. Flight of the Old Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us take a page from Dale Brown and build the B-52s he envisioned. Now THAT would scare the hell out of our enemies! http://www.megafortress.com/newsletter/mega32.jpg
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_military_aircraft#EB-52_Megafortress

  70. Law of warfare by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    So the fail is in using innocents to protect oneself, and perhaps also in the decision to bomb

    This is why you're NOT supposed to use 'innocents' to shield military targets; per the geneva conventions and law of war, as long as the attacking military is targeting a valid military target, any damage to non-valid targets such as non-combatants and other protected targets like schools, hospitals, and churches is simply 'collateral'. Even if the munition misses.

    The USA does go 'above and beyond' and introduces the concept of proportionality. We're not going to hit an Infantry Fighting Vehicle(IFV) parked next to a schook with a 2k pound bomb. The famous story is that when Saddam parked some tanks next to a school, we pulled up some training bombs, basically the same steel shell but filled with concrete rather than explosives, stuck the fancy guidance package on them, and dropped those on the tanks. A live 2k bomb would have been cheaper and surer, but would have also taken out the school, which was deemed disproportionate.

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  71. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Because you are living Free in a western country you should be happy we had those weapons of Mass destruction. Or chances are that you would have be under communist rule.

    The Cold War, made sure that both sides were too afraid to go after each other. Yes the Cold War created some problems, however for the most part they were the lesser of two evils.

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  72. Re:2060? Hopefully they put modern engines on it s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then it would not be LOUD :-) And it would look goofy with high bypass turbo fans rather than the current turbo jets.

    I grew up around Dobbins AFB in Marietta GA. Lockheed (now Lockheed Martin) manufactured C-130s and did work on C-5s at a plant next to the airfield in the 70s and 80s.

    I remember getting tires replaced at a shop that was ~700 meters from the threshold of the active runway... tire shop, US-41, Dobbins fence, perimeter road, overrun area, runway. Looked up to see a C-5 floating in on final. It was quiet, quite, overhead (LOUD), loud, quiet.

    A week later, I'm a mile from the runway and hear jet noise louder than the C-5 at 500 ft... look up and around for what is making the noise. There is a B-52 way up there -- not even in pattern. Must have been at least 3k ft up.

  73. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

    No. or maybe yes. It is, however, the CORRECT spelling of colour.

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  74. Re:Did anyone else read this and think it meant th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. Ricky is definitely NOT "still going strong." :(

  75. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by redneckmother · · Score: 1

    If the pilot's good, see. I mean, if he's really... sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low, you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane, like a '52, vroom! There's jet exhaust, flyin' chickens in the barnyard!

    Wow. I watched "Strangelove" for the umpteenth time a couple of weeks ago. When George C. Scott delivers that line, I'm transported back to the early '60s, when a BUFF flew low over my yard north of Amarillo. It was magnificent and terrifying (not to mention LOUD).

  76. A lot of similarities across the globe by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    It's not just B-52. There are a lot of military "platform" planes that are quite aged but very functional used for a lot of various tasks.

    Notably it's the same across the globe. UK still uses older frames for much of it's air force, russians still use their TU-95s extensively and so on. The planes of that period just seem really robust and functional, even by modern standards.

  77. Don't mock the stealth shaped Spirit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is essential tool in the US armoury. I hate to think how many bombers would be shot down by the fiendish Evil Muslims (TM) armed to the teeth with devilish, devilish I say, AK-47s if not for this stealth shape..

  78. Good for them! by mevets · · Score: 0

    I saw them in 1980; they were an awesome band.

  79. "our army"? Free French, Canadian, US, Polish? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Unless you mean the Allies combined forces, I am not sure what you mean by "our army" - quite a few different nations fighting there in France and Germany. I'm guessing you mean the US? one of several nations' armies fighting to liberate France in 44 and 45. None of them did it on their own.

    1. Re:"our army"? Free French, Canadian, US, Polish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you mean the Allies combined forces, I am not sure what you mean by "our army" - quite a few different nations fighting there in France and Germany. I'm guessing you mean the US? one of several nations' armies fighting to liberate France in 44 and 45. None of them did it on their own.

      Didnt you watch Saving Private Ryan? The USA won WW2 all by themselves. They even beat the Russians!

  80. Re:60 years of raining death and destruction by BForrester · · Score: 1

    Neither extreme is particularly useful. The function of a technological tool doesn't discount the "coolness" of its longevity, at least for an audience of a site that promises "news for nerds."

    On the other hand, perpetuating the myth that the actions of the American military have always been conducted to ensure Western freedom insinuates that, if it were not for the B-52s dumping more bombs on Asia during one Cold War operation than were dropped in all of WWII, then Americans would now be speaking Vietnamese.

  81. Re:Did anyone else read this and think it meant th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else read this and think it meant the band, The B-52's? I mean, Fred Schneider is looking kind of old, but geeze.

    He is also 60. I just checked...

  82. and in 20 yrs... by schlachter · · Score: 1

    most of our bombing will be vai drones to take out other drones. It will be a Drone War.

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  83. Sorry by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    On reflection this was a bit too far to be funny. I apologise

  84. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    It always amuses me when (U.S.) Americans are completely ignorant of British (and Canadian) spelling of words.

    I once worked in a team of 4 developers and one day one of them was reading an article and commented "Hey, they spelled "organization" wrong. They used an 's'." I replied, "No, that just the British spelling." All three of my teammates were utterly amazed that I could know something like that, which itself was even more amazing to me.

    I would comment that people should try reading books, but in fact, it occurs to me now that I probably read more non-American English on the web simply because it's so easy to access international content. e.g., A friend of mine here in Virginia blogs about U.S. politics for the Daily Mail.

    Anyhow, it just amazes me that these kinds of things get complained about.

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  85. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    I never used the mythical Zed-X. Are you telling me it had less than 16x16 resolution? That doesn't seem right.

    The TRS-80 could do 128x48.

    I first used Apple ][s and wrote a simple game... I think I have the source code printed out somewhere. Later at Virginia Tech in the fall of 1982, I discovered the computer lab in the library that had IBM PCs that only had monochrome cards and for a short while were still running DOS 1. A couple years later the PCs in the labs all had CGA capabilities. At the time I wrote a graphics editor using a hacked text mode with the block characters in the >128 range that you could use to draw in 16 colors (woo!) with a resolution of 160x100. Fun times.

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  86. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    It was so cool when the original artists performed the parody.

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  87. becasue by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "'At that point, why not aim for the centennial mark?'""
    arbitrary dates are a horrible way to do engineering.

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  88. Praise the Baby Jeeezeus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May the B-52's continue to fly and bomb our Great nation's Enemies for another Thousand Years!!! May the righteous bombs smash our enemies into a finely ground paste of bloody pulp! Might makes Right! And We are ALWAYS right! Praise the baby Jeeeezeus and the Unitederd States of America!

  89. Relation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Hugh Pickens any relation to Slim Pickens, who famously rode the nuke at the end of Dr. Strangelove?

  90. Re:Iis a little old place where we can get togethe by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    It could display 24x32 graphics characters, where each graphics character was 2x2, so 64x48 effectively. It's not at all unusual for favicons to be 64x64, so yes - less resolution than a favicon. ;)

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