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War and Nookd — eBook Regex Gone Haywire

PerlJedi tips a story that highlights one of the downsides to ebooks. A blogger who recently read Tolstoy's War and Peace on his Nook stumbled upon some odd phases, such as: "It was as if a light had been Nookd in a carved and painted lantern..." After seeing the word 'Nookd' a few more times, he found a dead-tree version of the book and discovered that the word was supposed to be 'kindled.' Every instance of the word 'kindle' in the ebook had been replaced with 'Nook.' "The Superior Formatting Publishing version isn’t a Barnes and Noble book, so this isn’t the work of a rogue Nook marketer from B&N. Rather, it’s likely that Superior Formatting Publishing ported its Kindle version of War and Peace over to the Nook — doing a search and replace to make sure that any Kindle references they’d inserted, such as in the advertising at the end of the book about their fine Kindle products, were simply changed to Nook. The unwitting hilarity of a publisher doing a 'find and replace' and accidentally changing the text of a canonical work of Western thought is alarming. Many versions of e-books are from similar outfits, that distribute public domain works formatted for Kindle or Nook at the lowest possible prices. The great democratizing factor of the ebook formats – that anyone can easily distribute – can also mean that readers can never be quite sure that they are viewing the texts as the author intended."

185 comments

  1. Okay, Okay It Was Me by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I went back and searched every kindle and cranny to set every instance of the word back to kindle to fix it.

    I'm only human.

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    1. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by jakimfett · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aha, my good fellow! Thy response doth Nook the warmth of delight in mine heart!

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    2. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by AKabral · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Accidentally replacing nookd with kindled (or verse visa) is hilarious.

      But...

      When you intentionally mar a national treasure due to current political correctness:
      http://news.slashdot.org/story/11/01/06/1555251/the-continued-censorship-of-huckleberry-finn/ - where they searched and replaced "ni99a" with "slave" from Huckleberry Finn...

      Well that's just arrogant (demonstrates a belief in the superiority of current social mores over historical realities) spineless (so our genteel sexting children don't have to face the fact that some Americans enslaved and legislated the inferiority of a whole race) and impoverishing (robs people of the opportunity for a real authentic discussion of the troubled history of race in this country).

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    3. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Setting aside the idea of whether or not the word should be replaced at all, replacing it with 'slave' is deeply stupid.

      I understand how that word can make the book hard to read, and if people want to release altered versions, whatever...but the word to substitute in is 'Negro' or 'colored', not 'slave'. 'Nigger' isn't about Jim's state of enslavement, it's about his skin-color. He will still be called that slur whether or not he is free, he will always be seen as 'other' and 'not part of society', not because of his enslavement status, but because of his pigmentation

      Glossing over that is revisionist history of the worse kind, leading to a total screwed up lesson that, hey, Jim is now free, thus not a slave, and hence all those people who were so concerned about him being a nigger^Wslave will be entirely happy now, and Jim's entire life will be fluffy bunnies from now on and he'll be invited to their dinner parties.

      I don't know how Mark Twain would feel about his text being altered, I suspect that he'd be happy that racial slurs are no longer accepted, and could conceivable be okay with changing the text so that people continued to read it...but I suspect he'd be rather annoyed at the new text conflating racial prejudice with slavery. (And, thus, sans slavery, everything is fine.)

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    4. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      I swear there's a quotation of Twain where he has choice words for anyone who dares to change his text, but I can't find it...

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    5. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by BattleApple · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A while back, I reverted an edit to the Black & Decker article. Apparently, someone was offended by the name of the company.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Black_%26_Decker&diff=prev&oldid=353835547

    6. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It contained language unsuitable for the general public, so the censors changed it to a glowing review of how they should change his work as they see fit.

    7. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Fucking hilarious.

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    8. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by David+Chappell · · Score: 1

      I swear there's a quotation of Twain where he has choice words for anyone who dares to change his text, but I can't find it...

      I remember that reading that when his books were first published the editor removed anything then considered offensive. I don't remember what all that was though I do remember that it included references to perspiration. Twaine told the woman who did the editing at the children's book publisher that she could use scissors to remove anything she thought improper, but she was not to alter one word of what was left.

      Twaine knew that he tended to be crude. He relied on friends and editors to tell him when it should be toned down.

    9. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      The radio show RadioLab had an episode that talked a little bit about this. It's not a new problem but the results are just as hilarious. http://www.radiolab.org/2010/jun/28/

      AP Headline: "Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic Trials.

      Tyson Homosexual easily won his semi-final for the 100 meters...

      1990 Fresno Bee Article: New taxes that will help put Massachusetts "back into the African-American"

      Chicago Tribune Obituary for Walter Cronkite refers to "Walter Leland Mr. Cronkite Jr." and his show "Walter Mr. Cronkite's Twentieth Century..."

      Search and replace gone awry.

    10. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      .but the word to substitute in is 'Negro' or 'colored', not 'slave'. 'Nigger' isn't about Jim's state of enslavement, it's about his skin-color.

      Actually, in the context of the literary masterpiece we are currently discussing, the adjective is technically part of the character's name.

      It's not that he's 'a nigger named Jim,' but rather that the character's name is "Nigger Jim." Don't take my word for it, read or re-read the book (worth it anyway, Clemens was a brilliant author), it's fairly obvious that this is the case.

      I don't know how Mark Twain would feel about his text being altered

      I studied Twain a bit in my youth, as he was a gifted author and pundit whom I happen to share a geographic origin with; from my understanding he would be royally pissed, especially considering that the censoring of his work has nothing to do with social enlightenment, and everything to do with shady-ass politicians trying to coerce the populace through emotional manipulation and bullshit token gestures; in his own words,

      “In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other”

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    11. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by DavidTC · · Score: 2

      I really have no idea how he would feel. It's entirely possible he'd say 'That is the way it was, so it will remain that way.'. Alternately, he might say 'The word has become much more vile than it was back then, which I applaud, but that now lends the wrong connotation to the text, so I will change it'.

      I'm not even sure how this hypothetical works...Huck Finn was a specific book written for a specific audience for a specific reason, and Twain probably wouldn't even _care_ what modern audiences saw in it, and would be flatly astonished anyone still read it.

      If he wanted to speak to modern audiences, he would presumably be writing new books, not worrying about 130 year old books. I suspect if today he wrote Huck Finn, it would be rather different. (And now I don't even know what 'Mark Twain' we're talking about...a hypothetical 180 year old man? Or a current person who, somehow, wrote books about his experiences growing up in a small town in the pre-civil war Mississippi?)

      My point was actually that 'slave', despite being the most common choice of editors, is actually a utterly wrong word choice. 'Colored', 'Negro', even 'Black' would work. Or they could go with actual racial slurs that aren't as brain-freezing, like 'Darkie' or 'Spook'.

      But 'Slave' actually means something completely different, and having it conflated with what Jim is being called is not a good thing.

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    12. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      They did the same think with Black Sabbath, changing it to:
      African American Sabbath

      Sometimes I wonder if Users have their brains turned-off. Everybody knows you can't just "search kindle" and "replace all" with nook, because then you replace words that never should have been replaced (as shown). You're supposed to verify each change one at a time.

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    13. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Informative
      Take your pick:

      There's nobody for me to attack in this matter even with soft and gentle ridicule--and I shouldn't ever think of using a grown up weapon in this kind of a nursery. Above all, I couldn't venture to attack the clergymen whom you mention, for I have their habits and live in the same glass house which they are occupying. I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time. - Letter to Denver Post dated Aug. 14, 1902; also published in NY Tribune Aug. 22, 1902 (regarding banning of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn from the Denver Library.)

      But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me. - Letter to Mrs. F. G. Whitmore, 7 February 1907

      Censorship is telling a man he can't have steak, because a baby can't chew it.

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    14. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      ...where they searched and replaced "ni99a" with "slave" from Huckleberry Finn...

      You do realize that you can actually post the word "nigga" on slashdot, right?

      You do realize that Mark Twain was l33t, right?

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    15. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Kielistic · · Score: 2

      The word is no more vile today than it was when this book was written. Now we just have a bunch of people that want to pretend like racism never happened. Also, I suppose, a lot of people that do not understand literature. Censoring a book because some people find a word offensive (which is the entire point of the word and the reason it was chosen) is a travesty.

    16. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      It's an important aspect of the book that people use the terrible slur nigger as easily as they use any other word. Changing it to anything else is revisionist bullshit and the people responsible should be carted off to someplace they can no longer harm our societal development.

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    17. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
      Also Project Gutenburg www.gutenberg.org/ has all the public domain stuff that you could ever want, it's free, and since it's been put together by a group of unsung hero's (librarians like me) you can count on the quality of the works!

    18. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      Well, I found "censorship is telling a man he can't have steak, just because a baby can't chew it," but I still remember one about how editors who interfere with his writing ought to be put against a wall and shot. That probably has more to do with style and deadlines than removing vulgarities, though.

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    19. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Fishead · · Score: 2

      A few (dozen?) years back a chemistry prof was writing the lab manuals and wanted to change "protective gloves" to "protective clothing". He did a find and replace gloves with clothing.

      Various lab instructions included the phrase "It is not necessary to wear clothing in this lab".

      Hilarity ensued.

    20. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by EdIII · · Score: 2

      Yes deeply stupid... but it does remind me of the incredibly stupid argument back in the 90's (I think) where it was discussed that we needed to change the naming conventions on IDE hard drives.

      Master/Slave was just too controversial and needed to be replaced. I remember several times over hearing somebody ask another tech if they had set the drive to slave mode only to be responded with, "Oh yes Masa. Set it to slave mode right quick Masa.". Yes, we did have a sarcasm problem where I worked.

    21. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the context of the literary masterpiece we are currently discussing, the adjective is technically part of the character's name.

      Well, yes, but it's an adjective that describes skin color, is my point. If it is to be replaced, it must be replaced with another that describes the same skin color, not some unrelated word.

      The whole 'should it be replaced' is another matter entirely, about which I completely agree with you.

      But there's a whole secondary issue with the choice of 'slave' as the replacement word. That's not a synonym of 'nigger' in any sense. That is not what they are talking about.

      And by rewriting it where that is what they are talking about, there's some unfortunate implications going on. Jim cannot stop being 'Nigger Jim', but he can, and in fact already had, stopped being this rewritten 'Slave Jim'. It stops being about race and is now about a silly mistake about condition of servitude, and, ha, it's been corrected at the end and we can throw back our head and laugh during the credits.

      Uh, no. The problem is that society is deeply broken for Jim, and everyone with his skin color. That's not to trivialize slavery, which is obviously a bad thing and we should be happy that Jim is free...but, then again, he technically was free this entire time, but would knowing this fact have helped him at all?

      No, because no one with his skin color can really be free in this society where any random 'nigger' can be captured and enslaved, because they have no rights...but, after the editors finish with it, does the same hold true for any random 'slave'?

      I've been willing to give the benefit of the doubt to people who want an edited version to exist. Maybe they simply cannot read the word 'nigger' without their brain seizing up for a second, and need a different word to enjoy the book. Maybe they think everyone is that way, or the word simply makes it too difficult to teach with. I'll be reading the original, and I think they are misguided, but, okay, do whatever, I guess.

      But anyone insisting on 'slave'...at some point, I've got to start questioning their motives. That is not a synonym at all, and in fact ascribes entirely different meanings. The replacement must be describing race, and, hell, it should really be a racial slur. If 'nigger' is really so bad we can never ever ever use it, well, there's always 'darkie' or something.

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    22. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uh, not really. Word meanings and connotations changes over time.

      'Nigger' was a slur, but it wasn't, as you call it, 'a terrible slur'. I point to Scout using it (And being corrected by her father.) in To Kill a Mockingbird, set in the 1930s, written in the early 60s.

      It's only fairly recent that it became an obscene word that people won't say, ever. Not even in the context of reporting what other people say.

      Or to look at it another way: Huck and Tom talk about 'Injun Joe' all the time, just like 'Nigger Jim'. That is also a racial slur, used in exactly the same context. And if you went around calling people 'Injun' in the modern day, well, people would rightly assume you were racist. But when they recounted the story, they would say that you said 'Injun', not 'the I-word'. And you'll notice that no one has proposed changing 'Injun' to anything in Huck Finn.

      This is because at some point the taboo against 'nigger' became so strong that it managed to cross the boundary into the obscene, thus fundamentally changing how we see the word, which imparts a rather unintended impact to Huck Finn.

      You can argue for that impact, but it's certainly not something Mark Twain knew was going to be there.

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    23. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      'Nigger' was a slur, but it wasn't, as you call it, 'a terrible slur'.

      Unless someone happened to be calling you nigger.

      It's only fairly recent that it became an obscene word that people won't say, ever.

      That's not because the meaning of the word has changed. It's because now black people have some power. Also, I note you don't think that black people are people; they will say nigger at the drop of a hat. And don't give me any of that jazz about it being "nigga" because we all know that's just nigger in disguise.

      This is because at some point the taboo against 'nigger' became so strong that it managed to cross the boundary into the obscene,

      It's called black rights. It didn't just happen. When blacks became legally recognized as people they could react against being called nigger without immediately being at fault.

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    24. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      - where they searched and replaced "ni99a" with "slave" from Huckleberry Finn...

      Mark Twain was a good writer, and definitely ahead of his time... But I am pretty sure he didn't spell words with 9s.

    25. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's because now black people have some power. Also, I note you don't think that black people are people; they will say nigger at the drop of a hat.

      So why don't they use their power to stop black people using the word 'nigger' if it's so bad?

      Fuck the racist cunts, either everybody can use the word or nobody can.

    26. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So why don't they use their power to stop black people using the word 'nigger' if it's so bad?

      They don't have that much power. Nobody does. But they can make life hard for people who use it in public situations.

      Fuck the racist cunts, either everybody can use the word or nobody can.

      Everyone can use it. Some of us have to use it a bit differently. You can use it for illustrative purposes only. I'm fucking over saying "The N Word". On the other hand, I'm sure not fucking calling anyone nigger, not even obliquely.

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    27. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called civil rights.

      Also, I don't know any educated black person who will say "nigger" at the drop of a hat. Let's face it, even if we get over the taboo and the piousness, it's still a pejorative word these days. It's like talking about body waste at the dinner table - it's rude. Period.

    28. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you'll agree, though, that the burden of putting a piece into context should fall on the reader, not the editors. Otherwise, let's just get Dante's Divine Comedy and replace all the outdated expressions with ones that better represent what he meant at the time - after all, he didn't know those new meanings would be there, imparting unintended accents.

      Seriously, the desecration of artistic works is unjustifiable. This is like "correcting" Mona Lisa's grin for becoming too mysterious for the current lack of artistic subtlety.

    29. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's only fairly recent that it became an obscene word that people won't say, ever."

      At blame, primarily, are the people who still shouldn't say it.

      "You can argue for that impact, but it's certainly not something Mark Twain knew was going to be there."

      In a manner, yes, he certainly did.

    30. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Y'all are terrible at recognizing trolls.

    31. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      It's only fairly recent that (nigger) became an obscene word that people won't say, ever. Not even in the context of reporting what other people say.

      What do you mean? I hear niggers using that word all the time!

      Surely you don't mean to imply that they are not people?

    32. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by sudonymous · · Score: 1

      It's not an unintended impact. It's not an impact at all, unless the readers are bleeding morons. It was then, not now. Then was different from now. Anyone who can't understand this shouldn't read.

      Fuck, the book is supposed to TEACH you what the word meant back then, whether deliberately or by osmosis from understanding the context of how the characters used it and how they reacted to its use. It's history. Learn from history, don't censor it.

    33. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      It's like talking about body waste at the dinner table - it's rude. Period.

      Hey, no need to be so specific. "Bodily waste" was plenty.

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    34. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was an edit from an anonymous IP address. You really think it wasn't just deliberate vandalism?

    35. Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people missed what I was saying.

      I in no way argued for censoring anything. I just pointed out word 'nigger' is seen rather differently than it is today, and 'obsceniness' and 'racismness' of a word aren't really the same thing. 'Nigger' has always been the latter, it's only recently become the former.

      And it didn't just change due to the fact we're unwilling to put up with racism. We're not willing to put up with other people using any racial slurs, but we don't have to run around inventing phrases like 'the n-word' to keep from saying them. (The closest is 'the c-word, but 'cunt' has always been considered obscene, or at least it's been obscene longer than anyone cared about the fact it was a slur.)

      Mark Twain might have predicted a day when racial slurs would not be acceptable to use. (Although he was very cynical, so who knows?) However, it's rather unlikely that he would predict that one specific racial slur would also become so obscene that it would be taboo to even use to talk about other people saying it.

      As I said elsewhere, if it is changed, it should be changed to another racial slur. Changing it to a non-slur whitewashes history and change the authorial intent, changing it to another slur at least tries to keep the impact as it originally was. I don't really think it should be changed at all, and I have no sympathy for people changing it to a non-slur, but I have a tiny amount of sympathy for those who can't deal with a book full of 'nigger' anymore than they could deal with a book full of 'fuck'. As long as that's not mistaken for the original text, whatever.

      Now I'm reminded for a sci-fi story that I didn't actually read, just the summary: Because of some sort of outside event, 'change' becomes a obscene word (People start using 'alter' or something instead.), and resulting in school children giggling their way through history class.

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  2. Publishers need to be introduced to diff by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Such an amazing set of tools such as diff and grep would probably amaze them.

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    1. Re:Publishers need to be introduced to diff by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Diff is the kind of thing that MOST PROFESSIONALS would benefit from.

      Imagine diffing laws from year to year.

    2. Re:Publishers need to be introduced to diff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They didn't even tick the "case sensitive" box!

    3. Re:Publishers need to be introduced to diff by Genda · · Score: 2

      Who sed? A little globbing and reg-ex goes a long way :-)

    4. Re:Publishers need to be introduced to diff by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, most "professionals" these days have never heard of "plain text" and insist on producing documents in proprietary, not-easily-diffable formats.

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    5. Re:Publishers need to be introduced to diff by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Word documents? I use Beyond Compare. Works perfectly fine with Word docs. And PDFs even.

      (And our government produces laws in HTML. With built in History and revisions functions. Yours produces them in plain text does it not? Finally, something the government does that should be followed!)

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  3. Take This Kindled Book and Nook It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er, NUKE it.

  4. George Orwell couldn't even come close to today by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I accidentally Western Literature, is that bad?"

    It's not just intentional malice you need to look out for but also just pure distilled stupidity.

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    1. Re:George Orwell couldn't even come close to today by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tolstoy isn't really western, is it?

    2. Re:George Orwell couldn't even come close to today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, in the sense of Russia being part of the "western world" descended from Greek and Roman cultures.

      No, in the sense of "Tolstoy wrote about cowboys and Indians."

    3. Re:George Orwell couldn't even come close to today by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      No, in the sense of "Tolstoy wrote about cowboys and Indians."

      Maybe he did, but they were search/replaced with Russian soldiers and Tartars?

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    4. Re:George Orwell couldn't even come close to today by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      There's also "Western" in the "NATO, not Soviet" sense that the GP could be thinking of (even if Tolstoy predates that concept).

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  5. Instant NewThought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    s/Raskolnikov/Obama/g

    1. Re:Instant NewThought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You've managed to demonstrate familiarity with Crime and Punishment and regular expressions while saying something completely inane.

  6. This isn't about regular expressions... by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'eBook Regex Gone Haywire'

    This is a straight-forward substring replace, not a regular expression. A not-completely-stupid regex would at least have only converted \bKindle\b, although obviously even then human oversight would be necessary.

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    1. Re:This isn't about regular expressions... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Not to mention keeping capitalization as part of the regex. there is no need to transform kindle or KINDLE, if you just want to transform Kindle

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    2. Re:This isn't about regular expressions... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      Depends entirely on how they did it, it's perfectly possible to write a regex which is identical to a substring replace, and I'm sure there's plenty of software that does exactly that despite the technical extra overhead of calling a regex engine.

      Generally though, yes I agree, regex is being used synonymously with replace just because this is Slashdot and we need to wave our special words around.

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    3. Re:This isn't about regular expressions... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      A rather less stupid solution would be to separate the original text from the boilerplate "Look out for our other books on Kindle!" and only apply the replacement to the boilerplate.

  7. What a brute force method... by glwtta · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could say it's downright medireview.

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    1. Re:What a brute force method... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say it's downright medireview.

      I think you need to reJSON.parseuate your regexes.

  8. Amusing, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, this story is definitely an amusing anecdote, but I feel like TFA has the wrong takeaway. The fact is, while this specific issue is obviously e-book related, the overall problem of poor quality, low cost public domain publications is in no way specific to e-books. There have always been low budget publishing houses that print poorly edited, poorly translated versions of public domain works. Spend some time digging around used book sales, you'll find an endless supply of these, most notably from the 60's and 70's.

    1. Re:Amusing, but... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, this story is definitely an amusing anecdote, but I feel like TFA has the wrong takeaway. The fact is, while this specific issue is obviously e-book related, the overall problem of poor quality, low cost public domain publications is in no way specific to e-books. There have always been low budget publishing houses that print poorly edited, poorly translated versions of public domain works. Spend some time digging around used book sales, you'll find an endless supply of these, most notably from the 60's and 70's.

      No, the sad part is full price books from Amazon with incoherent pagination, horribly over recompressed jpegs and a verdant sea of spelling errors. I'd give Project Gutenberg a pass for those sorts of things except that the majority of PG books I've read are actually pretty well done.

      When I'm paying top dollar for a product, I'd like some attempt at quality control....

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    2. Re:Amusing, but... by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find when paying top dollar is when you are least likely to get quality control. Look at really expensive software as a great example, I have never seen any costing 6 figures or more that was not a huge pain and did not fail to do its job on a regular basis.

    3. Re:Amusing, but... by b0bby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is the problem exactly. I can deal with odd formatting from a PG book (though as you say, most are fine); what pisses me off is recent, full price ebooks where there has obviously not been the slightest attempt at editing or typesetting. One I got recently had a consistent problem where quoted text changed font & size after the first paragraph, which is pretty jarring. A full price book on my Nook should be a better experience than PG or scanned & OCR'd pdb were on my old Palm Pilot but sometimes these types of glitches just take you out of the experience & actually seem worse.

      The Oatmeal's book "5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth" I luckily got out of the library (through Overdrive) - the images are so small as to be unreadable, both on the PC & ipad. If you look at the Play store, there are lots of good reviews, but they're all from Goodreads & such for the paper version. I'm sure it's funny, if you can read it; if I'd paid money for this pile of bits I'd be pissed. Does the publisher not own an ipad or a Kindle Fire? Did they not load it on one single device & say to themselves, "hmm, this really sucks, let's fix it"?

    4. Re:Amusing, but... by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Amen brother.

      And the more your company paid for a product, the more likely you aren't allowed to use anything else. "Why would we use a *free* product, when we have this overblown expensive product that doesn't work?"

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    5. Re:Amusing, but... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      When I'm paying top dollar for a product, I'd like some attempt at quality control....

      Heh. Believe it or not, some people actually still buy the myth that free markets encourage this.

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    6. Re:Amusing, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not surprising PG books are of good quality. They are free. Someone actually CARED enough about the BOOK to turn into a free e-book.

    7. Re:Amusing, but... by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Free markets require knowledgeable consumers, as well as reductions in artificial barriers, in order to operate efficiently. I have no problem finding high price items which are well-made and also finding those which are crap. The difference is not that the market failed in those circumstances, but that I bothered to learn what was necessary to distinguish between the offerings.

      I can think of few industries (and those all have an extremely limited pool of providers for good reason or otherwise have very specific regulatory controls) where due diligence will not turn up meaningful differences is cost and quality analysis amongst the various product offerings.

      I'm not making a blanket statement that they are the best at fulfilling efficient cost-quality distributions in all markets though. That would be as ignorant as making an implied statement that they don't ever fulfill that role.

    8. Re:Amusing, but... by jimicus · · Score: 2

      I find when paying top dollar is when you are least likely to get quality control. Look at really expensive software as a great example, I have never seen any costing 6 figures or more that was not a huge pain and did not fail to do its job on a regular basis.

      Having seen what happens with Sharepoint, I'll put money on it the exact same thing happens with other really big expensive packages: some manager used a well-implemented Sharepoint/SAP/(insert product here) system in the past and - thinking it was something you could just install and run with like Office, rather than a toolkit that you're supposed to use to build a system around your business processes - ordered a system based on it to be installed.

      $Thousands, maybe $tens of thousands in licensing later, the company has their system - it's a bog-standard install out of the box set up by someone in the IT department who literally just threw it up on a server and said "There you go. Job done".

      Nobody can figure out why it does very little - particularly considering how the manager who ordered it evangelised it - yet most are afraid to say anything lest they get accused of questioning management decisions. By the time anyone figures out that it should have been treated as a formal project with requirements, processes and such, it's far too late to find money in the budget to go back and do it properly and far too humiliating to admit that the company - at the behest of a senior manager - went out and bought a very expensive product without first ensuring that said product would, in and of itself, achieve anything.

    9. Re:Amusing, but... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>Heh. Believe it or not, some people actually still buy the myth that free markets encourage quality control.

      Yes free markets DO encourage quality control because the customers (that's us) will never again deal with a company that does Not have quality control. Such as Sears whom I will never deal with again. Or Comcast. Or e-Machines (though I've heard they've improved since gateway bought them).

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    10. Re:Amusing, but... by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Ah, another user of BMC products perhaps? Like the monitoring agent that core dumps if a process (as seen by ps) has more than 1023 characters... I mean, OK, an error I could accept, but a core dump? In what is supposedly a mature product? Or the sort by date on a column that sorts alphabetically. And displays dates in the format "MMM DD YYYY". So in their date sort, April comes first, followed August...

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    11. Re:Amusing, but... by Fishead · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me to expect problems with SAP?

    12. Re:Amusing, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer implemented a new ticket system with the project name "NOT BMC", its going live in a month. It will probably suck but way less than BMC. Whole project budgeted at under one year BMC licensing.

    13. Re:Amusing, but... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      You're using SAP. They aren't problems, they're undocumented negative features.

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    14. Re:Amusing, but... by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Anything would suck less than BMC. If the answer is "BMC Remedy" the question was "what do I do when I have far too much money and want to piss off my users as much as possible?"

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    15. Re:Amusing, but... by gronofer · · Score: 1

      Yes, Project Gutenberg goes to a lot of trouble to proof read their texts. I don't understand why people would look anywhere else for the likes of War and Peace, given that the Gutenberg version is free.

    16. Re:Amusing, but... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      In fact, entire papers have been written on how bad quality can remain in the marketplace.

      I'd suggest googling for 'market for lemons' and 'race to the bottom' to you, if I didn't know that you would ignore it because it flies in the face of your libertard fantasies. I merely offer up the terms for the rest of the audience.

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    17. Re:Amusing, but... by jtibs · · Score: 1

      Sorry you've had issues with BMC products; but sounds like an old version, check for an update. You can also communicate with other users and developers on the community site who may have been able to resolve, or find workarounds, for these problems. https://communities.bmc.com/

  9. sed -i ... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Funny

    sed -i s/wand/wang/g Harry\ Potter*

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    1. Re:sed -i ... by EkriirkE · · Score: 2

      I love this version!

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    2. Re:sed -i ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      for those who haven't read the referenced bash.org quote :

      <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
      <JonJonB> Let's see the results...

      <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
      <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

      <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

      <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
      <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

      <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

      <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

      <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

      <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

      <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

      <JonJonB> Ok
      <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
      <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
      <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
      <melusine > O_______O
      <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

      <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

      <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

    3. Re:sed -i ... by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      Let's not wanger off-topic...

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    4. Re:sed -i ... by Brannoncyll · · Score: 1

      sed -i s/wand/wang/g Harry\ Potter*

      I vote for sed 's/Sorcerer/Philosopher/g' Harry\ Potter*

      It still irritates me to this day that the US version of HP and the Philosopher's Stone is marketed as HP and the *Sorcerer's Stone*. WHY??? The Philosopher's Stone is a well know fictional device (i.e. used in fiction for 1700 YEARS!) for attaining eternal life - it has meaning and history! The US publishers apparently decided that kids would not want to read a book with the word 'philosopher' in the title, and changed it to the vacuous 'HP and the Sorcerer's Stone'. Die marketing droids, die.

  10. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a dangerous world of low cost ebooks out here. Try this. At least, typos are not intentional.
    http://archive.org/details/warandpeace030164mbp

    There is also that brand new site called Project Gutenberg, look for it.

    1. Re:hey by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a dangerous world of low cost ebooks out here

      Nah, some of the expensive ebooks are worse; I've seen a number of people complain about e-books of recent high-priced novels where they've clearly OCR-ed the print book rather than use the actual digital text it was created from, because it's full of uncorrected OCR errors or 'corrections' to the OCR errors which are even further from what the text should say.

  11. Not "The Text of a Canonical Work" by careysub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless it is in Russian. Any translation runs the risk of not being "as the author intended".

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    1. Re:Not "The Text of a Canonical Work" by Pope · · Score: 2

      If the translation is done with care, it will follow the author's intentions very closely. That is the hallmark of good translations.

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    2. Re:Not "The Text of a Canonical Work" by Sique · · Score: 2

      No. Definitely no. There are works which only shine in translation. A notable example would be the TV series The Persuaders!, which was o.k. in the original English, but hilariously great in the dubbed German version.

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    3. Re:Not "The Text of a Canonical Work" by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2

      It's not possible to translate Russian into English and maintain the original depression. Nothing can possibly be more depressing than it can be in Russian.

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    4. Re:Not "The Text of a Canonical Work" by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Indeed, some authors actually do their own translations, or have substantial input into them.

  12. The problem with eBooks. by professorguy · · Score: 0

    There is no way to hide an eBook. If you cannot HIDE it, you cannot OWN it.

    That which cannot be hidden will eventually be stolen.

    1. Re:The problem with eBooks. by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Sure there is. Put it on an encrypted partition.

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    2. Re:The problem with eBooks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That which cannot be hidden will eventually be stolen.

      I prefer "security through geometry." If you make something big enough, it doesn't matter who sees it, they're not going to cart it away in any useful timeframe. So far it's worked for over 90% of the pyramids of Giza.

      It's a bit harder to implement the concept with data, but CDs, DVDs, and BDs have each had a couple years where they were too big to reproduce.

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have 453 stonemasons to oversee.

    3. Re:The problem with eBooks. by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? If you are talking about hiding the collection of bits that make the file well that can bi hidden/obscured/encrypted/brokenup in an number of ways. If you are talking about hiding it when it exists on a reader... I can hide my nook just as easy as hiding a dead tree.

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  13. Just wrong. by CubicleZombie · · Score: 4, Funny

    They really shouldn't mess with the clbuttics.

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    1. Re:Just wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lol, wish I had mod points.

    2. Re:Just wrong. by MechanicJay · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a clbuttic mistake:

      http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Clbuttic-Mistake-.aspx

      (the comments are genius)

  14. The solution is simple... by Genda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Part of the problem is the grotesque need to put advertisement inside everything we do, because sweet Jebus help me if we can't find some way to squeeze another penny of profit off a dead author's moldering corpse. Sadly, this problem isn't going away any time soon. How about this, separate the "Work of Art" from the annoying bits. Literally have them be distinct and separate objects. Leave the art alone. Do not touch it. Keep your grubby mitts off my masterpiece you heathen. Dork with your part as much as you like... it is after all your part. This is about sloppy data management and publishers need to begin to understand the nature of data. That is, if they intend to sell books in an electronic format. All you publishers, please have a brief but productive conversation with a few software and IT folk about how you manage data integrity, and ensure your product doesn't A) Get stepped on by stupid stuff B) Get corrupted by lack of proper data safeguards.

    The rest as they say, is business as usual... please proceed, nothing to see here.

    1. Re:The solution is simple... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      The solution IS simple: Read actual books.

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    2. Re:The solution is simple... by Genda · · Score: 1

      I do have a physical library, because there is something sensual and delightful in the heft and feel of a physical book. That said, the advantages to having a substantially larger collection of electronic books, including wear and tear on the physical universe, portability, shear size of collection management, exquisite access to specific quotes and information and ability to preserve virtually forever, make me think that I'll save the physical books for the precious first volume delights I cherish, and keep my working library on a digital device.

    3. Re:The solution is simple... by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck is Jebus?

    4. Re:The solution is simple... by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Mark Twain wrote books to tell stories. It is about the story, not the paper it is printed on. And paper books can have spelling and grammar and typesetting issues too

    5. Re:The solution is simple... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      This. I bought a first run book by a big name author with Harper Collins. There was an entire chapter where the author had transposed the wrong character name through the whole thing, making a later chapter make no fucking sense. Really immersion destroying.

      Lest anyone think this is just another example of why publishers are unnecessary and we should all just buy books self-published by the author, I emailed Harper Collins and got an email back the next day saying "yes, we did see that. A new revised copy has been despatched to you". Four days later, I got a new copy of the book delivered to my door directly by the publisher at their expense. They didn't try to palm me off to the retailer, or give me a coupon so I'd have to go to a bookseller and get a copy on my own time, or anything like that - they just sent me a new copy. I can virtually guarantee that I would not get that sort of service from a self-publisher, because they'd go broke if they had to do that since they don't have the economies of scale necessary to absorb the cost of such a fuckup.

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    6. Re:The solution is simple... by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      This. I bought a first run book by a big name author with Harper Collins. There was an entire chapter where the author had transposed the wrong character name through the whole thing, making a later chapter make no fucking sense.

      It very possibly was an error introduced by the publisher at some point during production. A close friend recently had a textbook published through a major textbook publisher and the proofing process was terrible. They tried to go straight from manuscript to page proofs using an offshore typesetting company that did simulatenous "copyediting" and layout. They introduced enormous numbers of terrible technical errors that she then had to fight to fix before they rushed it into print.

      What's happening in the publishing industry is that the big publishers are cutting costs so much that they're driving their own quality down and distinguishing themselves less and less from the self-publishing industry. At the same time, self-publishing is slowly (painfully slowly right now) improving to where the difference in many cases will just be the available marketing budget. Eventually self-published works will be as good as or better than stuff from big publishers. The music industry has been that way for a long time-- artists have been able to self produce and release material with production values that are as good as what comes from major labels for a long time.

  15. Another clbuttic case... by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just more of the same clbuttic errors.

    (Hint: "ass" was one of the 13 words.)

    1. Re:Another clbuttic case... by vgerclover · · Score: 1

      This has to be against the consbreastution!

  16. You can be sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    " can also mean that readers can never be quite sure that they are viewing the texts as the author intended."

    As an owner of a publishing company I can assure you the authors intentions are almost never the highest priority. Having read thousands of unedited manuscripts, many by very well known modern authors, I can say with confidence that you don't want to know what the authors originally pooped out.

    1. Re:You can be sure by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Yes, I would.

      If I cared what the publisher wanted to write, then I would read something written by the publisher.

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    2. Re:You can be sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you only read unedited works? I would bet all you have ever read is what the publisher wants you to read. But this is slashdot, home of the alpha/hyper-critical nerds that talk a way bigger game than they bring in real life.

    3. Re:You can be sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a reading comprehension problem, don't you?

    4. Re:You can be sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I am finding it very hard to comprehend YOUR comment since everything else up to that has made perfect sense.

    5. Re:You can be sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant that books are a collaborative effort between author & editor. Oftentimes authors will put whatever comes to mind, and end-up with a 1000-page tome. It is the job of the editor to shorten that word-barf into something manageable. AND most authors appeciate the effort of the editor, as oftentimes the work is improved via the shortening/editing.

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  17. Reading War and Peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Probably one of the best arguments I've ever heard for reading books on tablets. The book usually weighs somewhere from four to six pounds.

  18. Same with DB dumps by stackdump · · Score: 2

    I once saw the same issue when a db dump was edited. A user 'bend' was replaced with 'ainsleyj' globally - hilarity ensued.

  19. Romeo & Juliet by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    But soft, what light through yonder Linux breaks?
    It is the east, and Juliet is the Oracle(TM).
    Arise, fair Oracle(TM), and kill the envious moon,
    Who is already sick and pale with grief
    That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she

  20. dead tree by Corson · · Score: 1

    Yes, and you can Search & Replace "dead tree" with "paper" to make sure that readers view text as originally intended.

  21. Umm, yeah? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anybody ever been introduced to the wonderful world of the truly dreadful unauthorized variants of canonical texts that were being hacked out while the ink on those texts was barely dry?

    Actors and/or audience members cobbling their (often surprisingly good; but not good enough) memory of a new work of Shakespear into a cut-price unauthorized edition, some really trippy stuff in those version... Hack printers buying first editions and setting blunt type as fast and furious as they could, to get their knockoff on the street before the other guy did... Never mind the various editorial mistakes in subsequent prints, bowdlerizations, etc.

    Of course, works that started as oral traditions or assembled-by-committee mashes of existing texts are far worse than even the worst horrors of post-gutenburg hackery. Oh, and let's not even talk about the dark history of situations where translation has been needed...

    There's a whole industry, in academia, of 'critical editions' that are distinguished in no small part by the editor actually giving a damn about the sources drawn from, attempting to provide the most accurate reproduction of the original, essays and footnotes illuminating the process of choosing between manuscript A and manuscript B, and how to transliterate manuscript C's character names, and whatnot.

    Sure, .99 public domain cash-ins are largely shlock(Project Gutenburg isn't world-class critical editions; but they do at least tend to be produced by people who give a damn and aren't just grubbing for cash by releasing quick and dirty repackages); but the quality of the low end of the market for printed works has always been pretty dire. At least, these days, we don't generally see physical problems like crap ink, blunt, used type, or horrid paper stock also being inflicted on the readers in the cheap seats.

    1. Re:Umm, yeah? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I've actually had fairly good success with PG and eBooks. They are just as good, if not better in some cases, than the eBooks I've purchased so far as quality control goes.

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    2. Re:Umm, yeah? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I have as well. My point was merely that serious freaking out about textual integrity and historical accuracy and translation and whatnot is fairly serious business. It's a pretty big deal within academic publishing.

      PG largely fails the zOMG MUST BE AUTHENTICEST!! test; but produces fairly high quality results because only people who care are involved.

      The cut-price shlock slingers can be widely variable. If you are lucky, they are a more or less straight PG rip, and fairly decent; but you can't expect more than a few minutes of effort went into the book.

    3. Re:Umm, yeah? by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I have a big thick 1-volume edition of the Lord Of The Rings and it has a section at the front describing all the different editions and how different printings of the book contained different mistakes and things and how they ended up with the text as printed in that particular version.

    4. Re:Umm, yeah? by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      PG largely fails the zOMG MUST BE AUTHENTICEST!! test; but produces fairly high quality results because only people who care are involved.

      Not just people who care, but many of them who all actually read the thing. For a lot of cut rate stuff it's likely that not more than one person read it before it was put up for sale. In some cases scans are done by people who don't even speak the language that's being scanned and might just be comparing samples character by character (or not). I'm reading Annapurna by Maurice Herzog right now, and it's clear that it was a scan and not carefully read. Many of the lowercase "e"s got turned into "c"s by the OCR. A single readthrough by a single reader of english would have caught them. Even a pass by a spellchecker should have gotten most of them!

  22. Buttbuttinate by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    Buttbuttinate. That is all.

  23. Digital version of scribes by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    We have reentered the realm of scribes. Time to apply textual criticism.

  24. ISBN+ by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    The ridiculous fees you pay to get an ISBN for each type of distribution (one # for each hardcover, paperback, epub, .pdf, .html, etc), or new addition of the work should also include registry of a verifier code generated by Secure Hash Algorithm. A SHA verifier would be simple to validate when the work is in an electronic form. $150 and up per ISBN? DAMN, they should do SOMETHING for you other than enter a row in a DB! Unique descriptive domain names don't even cost that much. So what's the point? A: Distributors won't sell it unless you've paid the ISBN tax.

    Furthermore, I wonder if the ISBN #s match between the Kindle and Nook versions? If they do match, then it's actually FRAUD. They essentially created a new "Nook" edition...

    1. Re:ISBN+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At best it's a violation of their agreement with the issuing agency (R.R. Bowker in the US). But there's no law that says books even must have an ISBN, let alone that re-using an ISBN for the ongoing publication of substantially similar work would constitute fraud.

    2. Re:ISBN+ by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      That's only in the US. For example, in New Zealand ISBNs are issued at no charge by the National Library, provided you supply a copy of your work to the National Library for archiving (which you are required to by law - it's our equivalent of the Library of Congress). In the UK, Nielsen (yes, the TV people) give you ISBNs, and charge you £118.68 for 10 of them. In Canada, Collections Canada (their equivalent of the Library of Congress) issues them for free when you deposit your work (again, which you must do by law).

      So yeah, "ridiculous fees" only applies when you're in the USA. Everywhere else it ranges from "a completely sane free system" to "a bit expensive, but not completely insane".

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    3. Re:ISBN+ by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Not fraud, per se, but it violates the ISBN standard, and the ISBN agencies frown on it (would they revoke your ISBNs? Not sure). There must be absolutely no changes to the work for it to still qualify to use the same ISBN number, barring a cover change or a price change.

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  25. checksum by TheSync · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every novel should have an MD5 hash....

    1. Re:checksum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it only me that fears printed matter will become a rarity and digital texts is far too open to abuse?

    2. Re:checksum by InfiniteZero · · Score: 1

      ... as its ISDN.

    3. Re:checksum by InfiniteZero · · Score: 1

      ISBN that is.

    4. Re:checksum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our Idiocratic[sic] overlords

    5. Re:checksum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Okay... what is the MD5 of this: “

      Answer: It depends.

      If converted to plain straight quotes before MD5 hash is computed:
      b15835f133ff2e27c7cb28117bfae8f4

      If encoded as the HTML character code, &ldquo;
      c309d08e0bdcc7dec5860193c920b9f7

      If the curly quote character is encoded using Windows-1252
      5c5aa2ba6e48a0e559c149cdd4ce7a9e

      If the curly quote character is encoded using UTF-8
      3699ad8ab1969bd365181914e04f52eb

      Do you begin to see where it might not be so easy to verify that the digital version is correct by comparing a MD5 hash to the one printed on the inside front cover?

    6. Re:checksum by jfengel · · Score: 1

      ... and I should get at least partial credit for reading the hash.

  26. Holy Sh1t, someone made a mistake by alen · · Score: 1

    someone did a replace all because they were lazy, on a FREE PUBLIC DOMAIN BOOK

    its a conspiracy, B&N is not allowing any use of the word kindle in any book they sell. in fact if you go to the store you will find EVERY PHYSICAL BOOK they sell will have the word kindle crossed out and Nook written in

  27. Death of the author due to death of the author by tepples · · Score: 1

    How do we know what the author's intentions are, especially for works whose author has been dead for at least 70 years?

    1. Re:Death of the author due to death of the author by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      How do we know what the author's intentions are, especially for works whose author has been dead for at least 70 years?

      If the author's intentions are not obvious from the text, then you're no better off reading it in the original Russian.

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    2. Re:Death of the author due to death of the author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an author is deliberately unclear and leaves two possible explanations, which the reader is supposed to understand and be conflicted over - perhaps to be explained later - well, it would be very hard to translate and still produce the same two interpretations.

  28. Just like paper books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This isn't a unique trait of electronic publishing -- exactly the same sort of thing happens all the time in paper-based books. That's why the second edition doesn't match the first; they corrected typesetting errors, the author fixed mis-edited sections, etc.

    If you wanted to argue that many of the ported-to-electronic-version-separately-from-original-publication book release are low-quality I'd agree 100%. Just like many of the ported-to-DVD-from-VHS-release movie releases are low quality. But that's a matter of the amount of effort they put into the conversion process, not a fundamental limitation of the format.

  29. Normalize plz by tepples · · Score: 1

    What that means is that your database wasn't normalized properly. In a normalized relational database, the username is stored in only one place, and all other references are through the primary key, which is typically a 32-bit integer userid.

    1. Re:Normalize plz by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      What that means is that your database wasn't normalized properly. In a normalized relational database, the username is stored in only one place, and all other references are through the primary key, which is typically a 32-bit integer userid.

      Unless, of course, the username was the primary key, in which case the wtf is that you allow something that should be changeable to be a primary key.

      Which reminds me... hi Valve!

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    2. Re:Normalize plz by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, the username was the primary key, in which case the wtf is that you allow something that should be changeable to be a primary key.

      Which reminds me... hi Valve!

      Which is why I still sign in to Steam with a long-dead username @ a no-longer-existing domain. I was dumbfounded when it struck me why they couldn't change it. Of course it's possible and highly desirable for everyone involved to change that, and I still wonder why Valve, which employs some arguably extremely brilliant people, isn't able to do the change with a minimum of downtime. It probably plays hell on their db to use strings as keys as well? Can anyone enlighten me on this one?

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    3. Re:Normalize plz by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Which is why I still sign in to Steam with a long-dead username @ a no-longer-existing domain.

      While the domain for my Steam username still exists, the email address is a spam trap and I never check it. It's also not the email address associated with my account.

      What mystifies me is that, when Valve switched from using your email address as your account name to a real account name, we didn't get the option to choose new usernames.

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  30. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iwizard of a previous publisher was dawizardd by a similar problem.

  31. Well, this is the biggest ebook problem I've had: by hey! · · Score: 2

    Cheap, crummy ebook conversions with no editorial checking. This has been going on for years, and it will continue to be a problem for the foreseeable future.

    A physical book is costly to produce. It's costly to stock and ship them as well. Given those costs, the additional cost of doing a little editing is insignificant. Ebooks, on the other hand, open up new depths of low cost publishing. It's one of those perverse, ironic results. You'd think that cutting down the reproduction and stocking costs of a book would free up money for other tasks, but in fact what happens is that editing, design and promotion become an opportunity for cutting what is now a more significant proportion of expenses.

    As ebooks become the dominant form of book reading, the opportunity arises for marginal publishers to publish books with expenses cut to the bone. Eventually the role of publishers as mediators between the author and public to disappear, and authors will hire editors, story development consultants and designers themselves. Or perhaps literary agents will take the place of traditional publishers, becoming full service business management services for authors. In any case, expect that a greater proportion of "published" books to be poorly designed and edited.

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  32. Scunthorpe Problem by constpointertoconst · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a Wikipedia article about this issue:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

    "The problem was named after an incident in 1996 in which AOL's dirty-word filter prevented residents of the town of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL, because the town's name contains the substring cunt.[1] Years later, Google's filters apparently made the same mistake, preventing residents from searching for local businesses that included Scunthorpe in their names.[2]"

    There is also a stub article about a specific instance of the replacement effect: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medireview

    1. Re:Scunthorpe Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Businesses such as this one can also have similar difficulties. Yes, that link IS safe for work.

    2. Re:Scunthorpe Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the old joke says, "if Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain, who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe?"

    3. Re:Scunthorpe Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they shouldn't be censoring the names of pagan gods in the first place.

  33. Obnoxious geeks by DogDude · · Score: 2

    "Dead tree version"? Really? Is that kind of asshole-ish snark really justified? If you want to read an Amazon-brand Shakespeare-flavored Licensed Advertisement-Delivery System (tm), go right ahead, but there's no reason to poke fun at actual books, which are significantly less likely to have these kinds of glaring mistakes in them.

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    1. Re:Obnoxious geeks by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      I personally don't use the term but I've never seen it as derogatory, and you're the first person I've seen to take it that way.

    2. Re:Obnoxious geeks by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      They are?

      I've read lots of books. Lots of them had glaring mistakes. And if you think "dead-tree version" is offensive, go hump someone's leg or something.

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  34. Happens in teh Wiki, too. by geckoFeet · · Score: 1

    From (my contribution on) the talk page of the article on Romance Languages:

    Can anything be done about the automated censorship of the Dante quotation in footnote 12, which now ends: "nam domus nova et dominus meus lo**censored**ur"? The censored part is a "c" followed by a "u" followed by an "n" followed by a "t"; the original can be found, for example, here: http://www.greatdante.net/texts/vulgari/vulgari.html (chapter XI, paragraph 7).

    Apparantly, their Automated Puritan can pull lady parts out of the middle of a Latin word.

    1. Re:Happens in teh Wiki, too. by Megane · · Score: 1

      What about Japanese? A very common verb conjugation is "-shite", if you use the most common (for westerners) romaji transliteration.

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    2. Re:Happens in teh Wiki, too. by Dahan · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the censorship was automated? The article had "locuntur" from when it was first added on 2 August 2011 until a change made by an unregistered user on 26 January 2012. While I don't know why that user made that change, it wasn't automatically done by Wikipedia. So what can be done is for you (or someone) to change it back (actually, someone has already fixed it).

    3. Re:Happens in teh Wiki, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suspect that books written in Japanese don't use romanji.

    4. Re:Happens in teh Wiki, too. by geckoFeet · · Score: 1

      I remember a few years ago that some comments in a electronics blog were censored; they referred to Panasonic's parent company Matsushita.

    5. Re:Happens in teh Wiki, too. by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      I suspect that was introduced by a piece of client side kiddyproofing software, because the word "locuntur" is present right there, and only became"*lo*censored*ur" after a particular edit by an anonymous user (since banned, and the change reverted).

      Wikipedia does not filter. Its users may try.

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  35. Their site doesn't work, either. by Animats · · Score: 2

    "Superior Formatting Publishing"'s web site is broken. It consists mostly of "Whoops, looks like there was a problem get the book data from Amazon. Please try again in a moment" and "Amazon API error". Plus a Kindle ad. And "All of our e-books are formatted specifically for the Kindle by an expert in formatting online content using only raw code."

    1. Re:Their site doesn't work, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "And "All of our e-books are formatted specifically for the Kindle by an expert in formatting online content using only raw code.""

      Reminds me of the digital equivalent of the Monty Python "crunchy frog" sketch. Formatted by hand with only the finest raw code ... using bytes stored in contiguous blocks on only the most carefully defragmented hard drive ... topped off with digital transfer to the bookseller using silver network cables with platinum connectors.

  36. Copyright Violation? by literaldeluxe · · Score: 1

    If thery're doing this to copyrighted works, aren't they violating the copyright by making an unauthorized modifications and then distributing it?

    1. Re:Copyright Violation? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      The publishers are permitted to make whatever changes they want by contract.

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  37. Workflow! by metrometro · · Score: 1

    Publishing houses are unfathomably bad at editorial workflow. Consider all the official, licensed ebooks with OCR problems. The publishers didn't have a soft copy of their own books. Staggering.

    Now consider that managing the editorial workflow is their only value add, and ask yourself if there's a way to short stock on the publishing industry. Direct to consumer can't come soon enough.

    1. Re:Workflow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The publishers didn't have a soft copy of their own books. Staggering.

      Makes you wonder just who exactly Adobe manages to sell InCopy and InDesign to, if publishers aren't using electronic means to edit their books. Sure there's other stuff like Quark or Scribus, or even -dare I say- MS Office, but still...

      I guess print books cost as much as they do because somebody's still doing the layout by manually typesetting blocks of lead on a Mergenthaler somewhere in the backroom after the author mails in a physical copy.

      BTW, aren't OCRs quite lovely when they lack chapter indexing or aren't paginated correctly because of lacking or misplaced page breaks, or have weird hard breaks in them that affect seriously affect readability in regards to an ebook reader's auto-formatting? (At least word-garbage isn't as bad, since it doesn't upset the flow too badly if you can figure it out. Whitespace issues are another thing though.) So what exactly are we paying ebook publishers for when it comes to public domain works?

  38. What a dummy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first fail here is paying for an epub copy of War and Peace. Only a shoddy questionable "publishing" company would make you pay for a digital copy of a book that is in the public domain.

    It took me 2 seconds to find the book on gutenberg.
    http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/2600

    1. Re:What a dummy... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Lowlife scumsuckers like this should be named and shamed. Publicly. Preferably prominently on google and Amazon reviews. Then they should be destroyed. These bitches are probably fleecing public libraries and schoolboards.

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    2. Re:What a dummy... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      This particular copy was uploaded by Superior Formatting Publishing (oh the irony). Now onto the shaming.

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  39. Old AD&D Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember seeing this same sort of thing in hardcopy in the AD&D "Encyclopedia Magica". There were dozens of places where it described characters taking e.g. 2d6+1 points of dawizard.

    1. Re:Old AD&D Text by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      I wonder why both references to this occurrence got down-rated to 0... I thought about the exact same story.

      This isn't an E-Book issue, this is an issue of sloppy search and replace, which can (and has) happened on printed publications.

      The story which my parent post is referencing was one where they decided to replace every instance of the word "mage" with the word "wizard". Therefor, words like "damage" became "dawizard".

      the most beautiful typo: "Dawizard".

  40. Twain chose that word for a reason by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You do realize that you can actually post the word "nigga" on slashdot, right?

    apparently AKabral is one of many avatars of Ironyman.

    oh, and the word being referred to is nigger

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    1. Re:Twain chose that word for a reason by AKabral · · Score: 1

      Irony outed. Didn't know that you could post the word nigger on slashdot. and thanks for the google books search. righteous.

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    2. Re:Twain chose that word for a reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can post anything on Slashdot except things that were copyrighted by the Church of Scientology. Oh, and most HTML character entities. Irony, indeed.

  41. A clbuttic abuse of search and replace by Megane · · Score: 1

    My favorite still has to be the newspaper story about the Enola Homosexual that dropped an atom bomb on Tokyo.

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  42. get your ebooks from gutenberg.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    problem solved, you're welcome.

  43. Funny but stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's disgusting and sad is how much a little human proofreading would have prevented, or at least lessened, this sort of thing. I get disgusted when I see these sort of errors in modern day print, where all it would have taken is a few minutes that these companies don't want to pay for. When are these companies going to realize that when you take the human factor out of the equation, what you are left with is garbage?

    1. Re:Funny but stupid by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      What's disgusting and sad is how much a little human proofreading would have prevented, or at least lessened, this sort of thing.

      Here you go. Not all Gutenberg books are flawless, but most are pretty damn good, and a high-profile work like this has surely been perused by enough eyeballs that it's likely to be the most correct version available in any form. Also, its ID is 2600 :)

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  44. Short primary keys plz by tepples · · Score: 1

    Even if you don't ever plan to change a username, a username makes a poor primary key just for performance reasons. In MySQL, for example, primary keys should be kept short because every index will have a copy of every primary key. If your primary key is userid, only the table itself and the index on username will have usernames in it. But if your primary key is username, every index will have usernames in it, as will other tables. Given the long usernames that are possible in popular web applications like MediaWiki (200+ characters = 600+ bytes of UTF-8, compared to 4 bytes for a userid), I can't see any reason to make the username a primary key.

    1. Re:Short primary keys plz by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't ever plan to change a username, a username makes a poor primary key just for performance reasons. In MySQL, for example, primary keys should be kept short because every index will have a copy of every primary key.

      I've had the misfortune to access the schema of an accounting system we had to use, and *every* FK was a string. Even if it was an integer. In a DB with 600+ tables, all connected. This ran on Oracle, and when I looked at the query analysis it was quite plain why it ran dog-slow even with a modest userbase. It used most of the IO and CPU on figuring out joins (I don't know the proper term, but I suspect this would not have been a problem if the FKs were ints). The table scans that ran (lots of them as well) required less resources than a single join. Changing it needs a redesign of the schema, but it can be done with minimal downtime.

      When I confronted the vendor with this they blamed the oracle consultants, when I told the higher-ups in my own company that this was an abominable design they told me to shut up, and that the design must be perfect, as it was done by Oracle people. That's one of the reasons why I have no trust in what DB consultants do (I should probably become one myself, I'm pretty sure I could do a better job off the bat).

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  45. Similar Experience: "Barnes and Noblea" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had a similar experience with a 99-cent Jack London e-book from B&N, White Fang, in which a character's name was replaced throughout with "Barnes and Noblea" - made for interesting bed-time reading for our kids.

  46. And they want us to pay for this sort of stuff? by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

    You are cordially invited to dine at my estate to discuss this matter. Please dress appropriately, it will be an African-American tie dinner.

  47. racist trolls by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    If someone browses at -1, they will notice that you definitely can post 'nigger' on Slashdot.

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  48. War and Kindled? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Never heard of it

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  49. What relative cost did to newsgathering by Animats · · Score: 1

    You'd think that cutting down the reproduction and stocking costs of a book would free up money for other tasks, but in fact what happens is that editing, design and promotion become an opportunity for cutting what is now a more significant proportion of expenses.

    Right. That's what happened to newspapers. Newspaper production used to require a huge labor force. Look at all those people. 67 linotypes! A room full of proofreaders to catch typesetting errors. Hundreds of people moving paper around, making printing plates, loading them onto presses, running the presses, handling the printed newspapers. Compared to the army needed to print the papers, the reporting staff was tiny, a small expense. The reporting and editing staff, the composing room, and the printing plant were all in the same building. Any separation would slow things down, and the competition would "scoop" them.

    Now compare a modern large newspaper plant. There are people around, but not many. There's essentially no direct labor. All paper and plate handling is mechanized. The files to be printed are created elsewhere and come in over a data connection. The printed newspapers leave in big trucks. Many different papers are printed in the same plant. The plant is far from the reporting and editorial staff, and is run by a separate corporation from the "newspaper".

    So, to newspaper management, reporters are now the big labor cost, the first thing to cut.

  50. a problem of transition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously this is a serious issue with classic works or anything that was first printed. But it is becoming more popular for authors to bypass the printing and publishing stages and simply release their works as eBooks without the use of a publisher or distributor. These are the books I would prefer to buy and put on my Nook.

    Personally I believe that a classic should be read in a classical way (on paper).

    1. Re:a problem of transition? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Personally I believe that a classic should be read in a classical way (on paper).

      So do you have a copy of the Bible (or Koran) on a papyrus scroll? ;-)

      Actually, most synagogues do have what Christians call the first four books (the Torah) on a scroll, though I don't think it's often on papyrus. A parchment scroll would last a lot longer, and I think that's pretty common. It's used regularly in services, which conventionally read a passage each week, taking a year to go through the whole text. The Simchat Torah holiday celebrates the completion of the text, with rewinding the scroll to the beginning to prepare for the next year's reading.

      So scrolls aren't actually obsolete. And a thousand years from now, printed and bound books probably won't be obsolete, either. For a price, you'll still be able to get documents in either of those formats, and some people will have them.

      New technology rarely wipes out its predecessors completely. It's not at all unusual for an older bit of technology to be better than the newer, for certain applications.

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  51. Worst search-and-replace fuck up EVER. by jamrock · · Score: 1
    In 2008 it came to light that the American Family Association's OneNewsNow website had a filter to automatically replace the word "gay" with the word "homosexual". Hilarity ensued when they reported on Tyson Gay's victory in the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic Trials that June:

    Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has. His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing. "It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

  52. Simple lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A simple lesson from Software Development which I believe would make the world a better place if applied to other fields:
    Always review your diffs before pushing upstream!