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Employees Admit They'd Walk Out With Stolen Data If Fired

Gunkerty Jeb writes "In a recent survey of IT managers and executives, nearly half of respondents admitted that if they were fired tomorrow they would walk out with proprietary data such as privileged password lists, company databases, R&D plans and financial reports — even though they know they are not entitled to it. So, it's no surprise that 71 percent believe the insider threat is the priority security concern and poses the most significant business risk. Despite growing awareness of the need to better monitor privileged accounts, only 57 percent say they actively do so. The other 43 percent weren't sure or knew they didn't. And of those that monitored, more than half said they could get around the current controls."

380 comments

  1. Best Pratices by Mafiasecurity · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading long time ago in security 101 best practices to remove employee's network privileges a week before they receive the notice. I also know of a big company which had ITSEC work all weekend to remove and change creds so when workers came to work Monday they found themselves now jobless.

    1. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure that's really a best practice. Rather than dealing with the risk of data theft, you end up with the risk of them shooting up the building or engaging in non-network sabotage while they still have their access cards.

      The best practice here is to remove their access at the moment they're notified and escorted off premises if the data is that important.

    2. Re:Best Pratices by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would depend on the employee, I suspect. As a sr. sysadmin, if my access was cut off, I'd know immediately what was up (since I'd need it for my job), and if I were unscrupulous, I'd have alternate backdoor accounts and backups already in place to suck out all the data that I really wanted. *shrug*.

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    3. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hello Help Desk? My email password isn't working.
      > Yep, says here you've been terminated. Nobody told you?

    4. Re:Best Pratices by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

    5. Re:Best Pratices by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the kind of treatment that makes workers angry enough to do the things your 'big company' doesn't want happening in the first place.

    6. Re:Best Pratices by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      He represents all that is soulless and wrong! And you slept with him!

    7. Re:Best Pratices by black6host · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The best practice here is to remove their access at the moment they're notified and escorted off premises if the data is that important.

      That was SOP at a client I did work with. Nobody in house could handle the changes required to disable access to the systems so when someone was being fired, they let me know and I disabled access early in the morning of the day of their termination.

      One time they asked me to do that for a person in a key position and I asked them repeatedly if they were going to terminate the person as soon as they walked in the door the next morning. They assured me, repeatedly, that they would be waiting at the door to take them into the owners office. Of course I had explained the consequences if they didn't (The employee would know before being told, which is a bit rude in my opinion, not to mention if the employee wanted to create a scene before being escorted out the door they'd have time to do it.)

      Of course, I get a call first thing in the morning from the person being terminated: "I can't log into the system..." Idiots......

    8. Re:Best Pratices by siddesu · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is not a "best practice", as it is completely worthless.

      There is a best practice on the opposite side that is capable to defeat your "best practice" on any day of the week and twice during the weekend, and all smart employees have figured it out long ago. It is for the employee to collect the data while they have access, and do not depend on the benevolence of the company policies after the termination decision.

      Just so I am not entirely abstract, this is exactly what a certain Bradley Manning allegedly did while in employment of a certain large military organization.

    9. Re:Best Pratices by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      The problem with these types of practices is that you give these ex employees a legitimated reason to actively try and hurt the company. And they would still have friends there and know the building and network. If they really wanted to they should still be able to cause massive damage, and they have far more reason to do it now.

      And how in hell is best practices to allow an employee to come in to work and receive a pay-check for a week after they would have a good chance of guessing that they are already fired. Best security is not to remove a network account, but to not allow them in the building.

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    10. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that's why, in turn, employees seem to be developing a "best practice" of keeping the tools to screw over facist companies. Distrust goes both ways, here's the results of treating employees like shit, enjoy.

    11. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      So what happened next?

    12. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 15 years ago I was chatting with the sysadmin on a monday morning when 2 people came in saying they couldn't log in. He said "shit, that was supposed to happen next week", then clammed up. Sure enough, next week there were layoffs and those 2 were on the list.

    13. Re:Best Pratices by similar_name · · Score: 1

      An Office Space quote modded troll? That's not a troll. If you really don't like that reference or don't get it maybe mod off-topic. Personally I thought it was funny and at least somewhat relevant considering the movie involves IT people getting back at a company that fired 2 of them.

    14. Re:Best Pratices by EdIII · · Score: 0

      That is what information security handles, which is especially ironic in the case of Bradley Manning.

      Personally, I think he is a true hero. From a security standpoint the military is full of fucking useless dumbasses.

      The systems I work with keep track of access down to the meta data level. You can look at a report for access history and *easily* see spikes in usage. Hmmmm... Why did Bob need to access and download a .csv file with 100,000 customers data?

      There are best practices to greatly mitigate employees collecting data while on the job. It requires some work, some infrastructure, and the appropriate platforms, but it is possible.

    15. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The real question is "Why?" What purpose does stealing that info have? You could "potentially" sell it to a competitor just like you could "potentially" be thrown in jail. The risk vs. reward without having a pre-existing deal to steal data for another company is not worth it. It's like quitting your job before you've even handed in a resume to another company that has no idea who you are.

      here's the results of treating employees like shit, enjoy.

      As opposed to the results of shitty employees trying to screw over the company? These people who would steal the data just because they're fired are EXACTLY the people that should be fired. They are the shitty employees that get what they deserve.

    16. Re:Best Pratices by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In reality, you always have a clue that your job is in jeopardy, and you're hoarding whatever information you want to take ahead of time. Some people I know do this as a practice regardless of their job security. They have what they consider their "IP" (regardless of how their employment contract defined IP sharing/ownership), and constantly back it up. I'm not sure you can really stop them unless you want to go to the paranoid level of some banks, and remove all USB ports, seal away the hard drive and disconnect them from the internet...all the time.

      In reality I think there is somewhat less danger of an employee walking away with vast company secrets for personal profit, most of the time its stuff they simply worked on, which they have some sort of emotional investment in. Spending a single cent trying to stop this is both fruitless and a poor use of money that could otherwise be invested in the company for more profit.

    17. Re:Best Pratices by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually.... you all got it wrong.

      Best practices are to just lose his paycheck, promise to look into it, keep moving him into smaller and more cramped cubicles, then eventually the basement, and finally steal his stapler that he brought from home . He should just leave quietly.

    18. Re:Best Pratices by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      And how in hell is best practices to allow an employee to come in to work and receive a pay-check for a week after they would have a good chance of guessing that they are already fired. Best security is not to remove a network account, but to not allow them in the building.

      That might tip 'em off too, if suddenly the locks are changed/keycard doesn't work/receptionist presses panic button . . .

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    19. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security 101 best practice: focus on hiring better people and not hiring assholes, and figuring out whether you can trust people before you put them in important positions ( especially at CxO level ;) ).

      Judging from the media, most of the worst leaks have not been due to IT people walking out, but hackers, people losing laptops, old hard drives not being wiped/destroyed. Same for hacking damage. So despite allegedly all those IT people walking out with the data everywhere or still being able to access company systems, the impact hasn't been that big has it? If you've been working for a long time I'm sure you know of very many companies where people would still be able to get in years after they leave, but they don't and nothing happens.

      The IT employees already knew and could access all those secrets before they left. If they were not trustworthy when you hired them they would probably abuse the secrets/access already before they left the company. If they were trustworthy, them holding the secrets is not always a bad thing. There have been cases where companies lose important data and ex-employees were good sources of "accidental backups"[1], or don't know how to do things and need help from the ex-employees + "backed up" data.

      Heck unlike the company they might even use encryption to protect the backups. Just sayin' ;).

      Security is important, but judging from the "swiss cheese" or even "strainer" level of so many companies have been operating for years and making profit, for most industries it's not that important. Just don't be an idiot and do a "Sony". Once you make yourself a target, or you're in an industry where you will be a target, you'll need lots of costly security policies and systems.

      [1] "Hey Dave, do you happen to somehow have backups of X? We and the company will legally bind ourselves to not sue you for having it. We kinda need it badly...".

    20. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, but shitty employees are kept in misguided attempts to lower costs and everyone is being threated like crap... The reasons for taking data with you would be as varied as the employees, e.g. most developers would like to keep the code they've written, even if they can't directly use it, why should they respect the companies misguided powergrabs when the company doesn't show them a shred of respect?

    21. Re:Best Pratices by siddesu · · Score: 1

      That is what information security handles

      Authentication management is just as much part of information security as is access control and monitoring. Not sure why would you need to separate them out either way. In general, you're right there are technical means to impose any kind of monitoring and control, and an asinine system can mitigate the potential of unwarranted data access. However, such system is not trivial and, as you say, requires considerable cost to implement, more so if the company wants to operate as efficiently with such as system as without.

      However, such a system would have rendered the "best practice" that the OP proposes even more worthless, if that was at all possible in the first place.

      Why did Bob need to access and download a .csv file with 100,000 customers data?

      By that time, of course, it is too late to do much, as Bob already has the data. Unless, of course, you work for a major bank, the Firm or the CIA, and you can afford to have Bob legally kidnapped.

      This is why it is always a better solution to consider what will make a smart employee a disgruntled one, and remove that reason, rather than to put unreasonable brakes on what people can or cannot do at the company.

      Personally, I think he is a true hero.

      Personally, I think that while his motives were noble, it is not unlikely that he was just used by his superiors along with Assange. However, this doesn't really matter in the discussion of what is bollocks security best practice and what isn't.

    22. Re:Best Pratices by wesharris6 · · Score: 0

      Idjut

    23. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >Of course, I get a call first thing in the morning from the person being terminated: "I can't log into the system..." Idiots......

      No, they are not idiots. They just left the job of explaining the situation to you.

      You are the idiot for not realizing this.

    24. Re:Best Pratices by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Give them a $10,000 bonus severance, on the basis that they return / destroy all materials.

      Treating people like thieves will occasionally nab a thief, but will also alienate / tempt the non-thief variety to seek revenge.

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    25. Re:Best Pratices by lightknight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a question for you -> if you're in the Sales group for a company, and have spent years cultivating relationships with various clients. You're given a pink slip. A week later, you're working at a new company. Is it screwing over your old company if you contact those clients? What if you kept a copy of the Goldmine database from your former company?

      And there in lies the problem. If I develop code, on my own time, that I reuse at the workplace, whose code is it? If I work for a new company, and the old company brings charges against me for the code I developed on my own time, with my own equipment, who wins? See, these kinds of polls are...inexact, to say the least. If someone has a pet interest in tarring IT, and drumming up a 'need' for security services to watch IT, for instance, could a poll, with vague phrasing, not confirm the need for said services if read one way, instead of another?

         

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    26. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that's really a best practice. Rather than dealing with the risk of data theft, you end up with the risk of them shooting up the building or engaging in non-network sabotage while they still have their access cards.

      The best practice here is to remove their access at the moment they're notified and escorted off premises if the data is that important.

      I agree.

      Some (most?) might wait until they're actually fired to become vindictive or go postal, but a few will use the knowledge of this procedure to accumulate the proprietary stuff every day so they have it handy in case they're fired. Not surprisingly, these people are also exactly the type that will use it to own gains and to hurt the company that fired them.

      If we're talking about IT administrators, I know of at least one that used a simple logic bomb to ensure that if he was terminated without warning, all his work would be erased, including the bomb itself and all logs. The method is actually fairly simple: Early on he 'hacked' one of the primary administrators accounts so he'd have access if needed. Then he set up a job on a central server that - besides the intended function - also checked if his personal account still worked. If it got closed or disabled, the job wold use the hacked account to do it's damage. This means that unless you made extensive audits of every little thing on all servers, this bomb would go undetected, and if you closed his account before anything else - boom!

    27. Re:Best Pratices by Neil_Brown · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I develop code, on my own time, that I reuse at the workplace, whose code is it?

      Just my thoughts but, if your contact is not clear, I'd suggest getting this agreed in writing before you use it, particularly if, despite being developed on your own time, it was developed to solve a particular problem at that company. At the very least, make sure it has a licence attached, and use it in compliance with the licensing requirements, as if the company was any other third party recipient of the code — I'd aim to separate your two roles as (a) copyright owner and licensor of the code, and (b) employee of a company making use of third party code — if this means internal policy compliance of getting the licence checked out, the code use validated etc., then put the code through it..

      (I'm not a developer, although this is a question I've been asked several times by developers, but I work for my employer four days and week, and spend my fifth day pursuing my own academic interests. There's a clear cross-over, since I'm fortunate to be paid to do something which interests me, and so, in reusing work I've done in my academic life, I try to be as clear as possible what is created in the course of my employment, and what is not... Any other thoughts / suggestions would be very interesting to me!)

    28. Re:Best Pratices by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      What if you kept a copy of the Goldmine database from your former company?

      What if??? I don't know anyone in sales who doesn't.....

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    29. Re:Best Pratices by rhook · · Score: 1

      You don't revoke access a week before, you do it over the weekend. When they come in and find they have no access you hand them a check and have them escorted them out.

    30. Re:Best Pratices by rhook · · Score: 2

      And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

    31. Re:Best Pratices by YttriumOxide · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a developer, I was very sure to get very clear rules for this in my employment contract.

      Any code that I develop in my own time belongs to me. If I choose to use that code in a project at work, the company is given a royalty-free and warranty-free licence to use that code as they see fit. They may not however sub-license it, claim it as their own, or prevent me from using it in any way. All such code must be specifically marked as such, or it is assumed I created it on company time.

      My contract does however also specify that I can not compete with my employer while working here, and as such most of the code I do in private has little re-use value at work and vice-versa.

      Also, I've been with the same company for 10 years and will likely stay here for the rest of my working life, so I don't actually spend too much time thinking about it - it's just a safety precaution in case something does happen.

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    32. Re:Best Pratices by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well, just like I'm not required to go through a brain wipe when I leave things that are related to my generic skills like notes or tips or whatever I must admit I feel are just as much mine as the company's, regardless of what the IP agreement said. But a lot of people go past that and start looking at the work products like "theirs", which is starting to get a far darker shade of gray. They're the company's scripts, not your scripts. They're the company's processes and routines, not your processes and routines. They're the company's customers, not your customers. That said, the biggest danger aren't those with an overly strong attachment to their own works, it's those that grab the whole company's IP.

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    33. Re:Best Pratices by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Funny

      engaging in non-network sabotage

      such as hiding shrimps or French cheese in false ceilings or raised floors...

    34. Re:Best Pratices by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      If you develop code on your own time, you need to make it clear up front that it's your code, and under what terms you are willing to let the company use it...

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    35. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He fixed the cable

    36. Re:Best Pratices by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Revenge isn't rational. When I was first laid off, I stole the department's best set of pliars. Not because they were worth much, but because they were really nice pliars and I just felt really annoyed. Me and a coworker were exactly equal in qualifications, skill and productivity, so it was fairly clear that the decision over who to fire came down to him being the one willing to go down the pub with the boss and play the occasional game of football.

    37. Re:Best Pratices by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "You could "potentially" sell it to a competitor ..."

      Sell? This is revenge business, there's not much money to earn there, you have to get a job with Vizzini to pay the bills.

    38. Re:Best Pratices by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "I know of at least one that used a simple logic bomb to ensure that if he was terminated without warning, all his work would be erased, including the bomb itself and all logs. "

      And his bomb also walked to the vault where the backup tapes are hold?

    39. Re:Best Pratices by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And where is this logged?
      Most such logging seems to be done at the application level, which works fine when the normal users access data in the normal way.

      What happens when an admin (or a hacker) accesses the database directly?
      What if they go in at the filesystem level?
      What if they take the data from the backups?

      If your logging, who controls the logging?
      Do the logs reside on the same box, or on a box with shared authentication?

      Ultimately there will be someone in such a position that they can either bypass the logs, or modify the logs, who you will have to trust... Most places seem naive to this and assume just because they access the data through the normal route, that there isn't any alternative way to get it.

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    40. Re:Best Pratices by characterZer0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unless you are firing your employee for doing something horrible, best pratice when terminating white collar employees who have been trusted with access is to cut off access Friday evening, give notice Monday morning, and pay them for another 2-4 weeks at full salary to work half time writing documentation (and be free to spend the rest of their time looking for another job or golfing). The company avoids sabatoge and burning bridges, gets documetnation, and has remaning employees who know they will be treated respectfully.

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    41. Re:Best Pratices by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Any code that I develop in my own time belongs to me.

      Fair enough. Anything else is just getting you screwed.

      If I choose to use that code in a project at work, the company is given a royalty-free and warranty-free licence to use that code as they see fit.

      Sounds reasonable until this...

      They may not however sub-license it,

      Unless you go through proper channels to license the code to the company, then you're inviting trouble. Unless the company is happy for you to pull in external code which prevents sub-licensing then you're screwing the company.

      If they're paying you to develop code, unless they have specifically said you can license external code which doesn't allow sublicensing then you are potentially doing something wrong. If they have an "any open source, even non-free code is fine if we can legally use it" policy, which they might do for internal projects, then it's OK.

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    42. Re:Best Pratices by coastwalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you treat people as enemies then expect them to treat you as an enemy. Thats both game theory and free market economics in action. Its also the reason why IT systems are a pain in the arse to use and cost twice as much as they should. Its a free choice.

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    43. Re:Best Pratices by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Unless you go through proper channels to license the code to the company, then you're inviting trouble. Unless the company is happy for you to pull in external code which prevents sub-licensing then you're screwing the company.

      If they're paying you to develop code, unless they have specifically said you can license external code which doesn't allow sublicensing then you are potentially doing something wrong.

      Of course you're quite right, but in my case it's not an issue. I'm in charge of decisions regarding code usage in general (with consultation from our legal dept where required of course), so the appropriate person in the company to ask "is that okay?" happens to be me anyway.

      For reference, I'm not just a "code monkey" - I spend about 50% of my time coding (or related activities), but the rest is project planning, group management (small team working under me), liaising with third party QA, organising translation and documentation, and so on. Basically I'm in charge of all things development related and the company wants to just give me "loose rough specs" and get a working product out the other end within the budget they've given me. How the app works, behaves and so on - and especially the internals - is totally up to me as long as it fulfills the goal of the rough specs that I was given (these can be and usually are VERY rough - e.g. if they wanted me to write Angry Birds (imagining it didn't already exist), they'd say "write a game where you slingshot birds at stuff which makes it fall down and you have to kill pigs with that" - every detail beyond that would be totally up to me (pure fantasy example, I don't write games))

      It's probably also worth noting that software development isn't the primary focus of our company - we're first and foremost a hardware manufacturer and the software I create is basically "to help improve the hardware offering that we have" and make it more attractive to our customers.

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    44. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      what if "the other company" is you? what if you can use the information to go into business for youself?

    45. Re:Best Pratices by khallow · · Score: 2

      Of course I had explained the consequences if they didn't (The employee would know before being told, which is a bit rude in my opinion, not to mention if the employee wanted to create a scene before being escorted out the door they'd have time to do it.)

      Next time, maybe emphasize the damage the ex-employee can do. Say he hacks into the system using his boss's password or sets a fire in the break room.

    46. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the idiot for not understanding that this makes them idiots.

    47. Re:Best Pratices by nanoflower · · Score: 2

      They did that at a company that I used to work at as they went through a series of layoffs. It was strange because many people didn't know what was going on. I know when I was finally laid off from that company I ended up talking to the IT guys and got my email turned back on and then about a half hour later I got called in to be told the news that I was laid off. So even the all of the IT guys didn't know what was happening.

      I could have taken all of the software that we worked on with me but I can't see the point in doing that. No reputable company would take a risk on using that code, nor do I think they would want to hire an employee that they knew stole data/code from a former employer.

      What I can see happening is employees that deal in sales taking contact data with them. That's suitably murky in terms of whether it should be truly proprietary or not in the eyes of employees that I can see many justifying it. After all they still have to make the contact and make the sale for their new company

    48. Re:Best Pratices by butalearner · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Revenge isn't rational. When I was first laid off, I stole the department's best set of pliars. Not because they were worth much, but because they were really nice pliars and I just felt really annoyed. Me and a coworker were exactly equal in qualifications, skill and productivity, so it was fairly clear that the decision over who to fire came down to him being the one willing to go down the pub with the boss and play the occasional game of football.

      And there's the problem with this survey: you ask a bunch of people with reasonably good-paying jobs if they'd take some revenge if they got fired, in this economy, when most of them don't deserve it? But it should come as no surprise when the survey was conducted by Cyber-Ark, who sells three products:

      • Privileged Identity Management Suite
      • Privileged Session Management Suite
      • Sensitive Information Management Suite
    49. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about when you are the only employee involved in a product design, from the mechanical, to the PCB, and the firmware running on the board. You can bet your ass I'm taking that work with me.

    50. Re:Best Pratices by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      If you remove their rights a week before, its sort of hard to surprise them with a 'your fired', as it would be pretty damned obvious something bad was going on. Then you have a pissed off employee sitting around at their desk for a week.

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    51. Re:Best Pratices by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Of course, I get a call first thing in the morning from the person being terminated: "I can't log into the system..." Idiots......

      I got that once, but on the receiving end. Even saw the boss on the way in and he waved. The least they could do was 'hey, come here for a sec', not let me come in, get settled then try to login to find out. ( we didn't live on our computer, so there was other things to be done that morning )

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    52. Re:Best Pratices by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      Often times its just data to help back your claims up if something hits the fan after you were gone and you get blamed/sued. Or if you plan on suing them.

      I have personally seen data 'disappear' that was critical to supporting an ex-employees claim of wrong doing. Once you are gone, you have no leverage to get the truth.

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    53. Re:Best Pratices by Reschekle · · Score: 3, Informative

      To write proper documentation, I need to have access to the systems that you propose I should be shut off from. I don't have memory of the exact syntax of commands and etc. Further, if you don't trust employees with system access why do you trust them to be in the office to not do something untoward?

    54. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Didn't explain anything. Called the owner and GM and told them they had a problem. They dealt with it.

    55. Re:Best Pratices by hackula · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...and you being the one to occasionally steal pliers.

    56. Re:Best Pratices by hackula · · Score: 1
      A logic bomb could be made to be pretty annoying even with backups. Just throw a couple lines into some random section of regularly used program.

      if(!employees.Where(f =>f.name == "Jim Smith").Any()){DeleteFiles(ImportantFilesToDelete);}

      Just because you can restore some files does not mean that damage will not be done or that restoring the files will prevent them from being deleted over and over again every time an accountant starts up the ERP system. Of course, it is not a sophisticated hack, but in most businesses this would cause some serious panic.

    57. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, standard practice for sales folks to keep a copy of EVERYTHING they can at all times, from day 1, all stored at home. OR now Thank you Google Drive/Sky Drive/Drop box :) ...
      Its why we are paid more the more experienced we are ( a larger personal database of contacts, contracts and company details)

    58. Re:Best Pratices by pla · · Score: 1

      I remember reading long time ago in security 101 best practices to remove employee's network privileges a week before they receive the notice.

      Great plan! Because the average Joe doesn't know half a dozen coworker's passwords (even if they don't normally share them openly, they will reveal them to whomever will cover them during a vacation without thinking twice - And of course, never change it later). Because the average Geek doesn't know half a dozen "service" account passwords that would take a herculean effort to go around and adjust on countless machines using them and you'd still miss a few. Because the average IT director or upper-level NetOps guy doesn't have more keys to the kingdom than even they know about and nothing short of wiping and reinstalling the entire corporate LAN would effectively deny them access.

      Yes, you take the obvious precautions when someone leaves, but you want "Best Practices 101"? Treat people like humans for the duration of their employ, and let them keep their dignity when you no longer need them. Everything else just puts a band-aid on the severed artery of treating humans as disposable chattel so common in modern corporate culture.

    59. Re:Best Pratices by compro01 · · Score: 1

      And his bomb also walked to the vault where the backup tapes are hold?

      Because restoring stuff from tape takes no time at all and every company regularly tests their backups to ensure they actually work.

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    60. Re:Best Pratices by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      Here's a question for you -> if you're in the Sales group for a company, and have spent years cultivating relationships with various clients. You're given a pink slip. A week later, you're working at a new company. Is it screwing over your old company if you contact those clients? What if you kept a copy of the Goldmine database from your former company?

      The answer is "it depends". It's a common scenario, actually, and the court decisions are all over the place.

      In general though, taking the database is definitely illegal, as is taking your contacts file with you when you leave. If you instead carry the information in your head when you leave, the company can't do anything about it. Basically the general guidance is if it involves taking anything (data or physical object (address book, say)), it's not allowed. But if you walk off with it (carrying nothing else) it's fair game since they can't scrub your mind.

      It also applies to corporate secrets - there's an amazing amount stored in one's head, and other than a confidentiality agreement, not much else to protect it. If you leave, what you have in your head is fair game (other than confidentiality agreements).

      A good salesperson can keep a number of their contacts in memory (it helps if they don't rely on contact lists and dial manually), and since they contact those clients a lot, they are probably the good customers as well. Just something to keep in mind.

    61. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course people with less pleasant personalities get laid off first, all things being equal. Be more personable, and you'll be the one with an advantage.

    62. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work, access is taken away about 2 minutes before you are called to HR. I was working on something with a fellow engineer. We were troubleshooting something with AD. He tried to change something back that he had just changed a few minutes before for testing and his access was denied. As we sat there trying to figure out what was going wrong with AD, his phone rang. It was the HR manager asking him to come to HR to look at "some paperrwork". I never saw him again. Another HR person showed up to his office about 2 minutes after he went up to HR and started packing his stuff. About 5 people in IT got laid off that day one after another. Everyone was staring at their phones caller ID hoping not to get the call.

    63. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revenge isn't rational. .. so it was fairly clear that the decision over who to fire came down to him being the one willing to go down the pub with the boss and play the occasional game of football.

      That proved the opposite. Revenge is rational. It's the direct result of breaking of the mutual respect, starting long before the lay-off decision. It would probably be helpful to not give those privileged accounts rights to circumvent the security controls and particularly auditing in the first place. Six months advanced notice, combined with increased auditing and socio-economic support would be much better than those "kill the former employee" schemes talked about in the other posts.

    64. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, cause homophobia is always funny. ass.

    65. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello newest bonch sockpuppet karma whoring account. Please fuck off.

    66. Re:Best Pratices by jmerlin · · Score: 2

      When I worked in IT, the last week of my employment was filled with me building as much documentation as possible about things I did (that weren't obvious or were one-offs that didn't merit documentation at the time) so that someone else could do those things. On the last day, I removed my own access from every account I owned and we went through every generic admin-level account and my coworkers changed those passwords (especially those used in tools I wrote), including any global admin passwords we had. It wasn't much of a "pull his plug," and in fact it was quite pleasant, even a relief. I walked away in a completely amicably fashion, even though I disliked the politics that occurred there, likely because I already had a much better job lined up.

      As to "data theft" -- I kept a copy of some of the projects/code I developed as tools while working there. For one, as a record of something I did for myself, and two as a thing to look back on later in my software engineering career and laugh at (and maybe submit to TDWTF). Nothing of importance, no data from any databases, no log files, no compromising information. Most of it is HTML/CSS/JS, some of it is basic PHP that generates HTML from templates and does some really basic LDAP stuff, and a little that connects to a MySQL db to pull down configuration or store basic data, nothing really fancy. I would never take data that would be clearly "the company's" in any proprietary fashion, or that contained information to any person's identity or any such other personal information. Both because it's wrong but because I'm quite sure it's illegal, and I'm not a complete idiot.

    67. Re:Best Pratices by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      It would cost time, presumably multiple reloads while the other admins tried to figure out why the servers were wiping themselves out after being restored from backup.
      Assuming the eventually figured it out (not a safe assumption from my experience), but let's assume that they have someone talented, or a good consultant. They would still be out a significant amount of effort.

    68. Re:Best Pratices by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      This is one reason to keep ongoing documentation, a malicious person could even use that to sabotage things because the only thing worse then no documentation is bad documentation (it wastes alot of time if you made assumptions up front).

    69. Re:Best Pratices by EdIII · · Score: 1

      You're right.

      I am the top of the food chain. I have access to quite a few networks, and file level access to everything including database files. In addition to sysadmin work, I also do development work on backend systems and assist with frontend development. Although I hate web with a passion, morons created that stuff. Hopefully it gets a lot better with HTML5 and browsers becoming more standardized.

      If you restrict all data access to application level (web frontends, etc.), and heavily restrict/block data access through more traditional means, you can very easily see anomalous data access patterns.

      All of that being said..... there is nothing that I cannot alter. Who even has the capability of watching me? It would need to be another person like me, and I am not even sure what kind of game it would be between us to watch each other (with stealth) in a way that we could not alter each other's data.

      I am the person that needs to be trusted more than anybody else in the company. Personally, I act with a very high level of ethics and professionalism.

      Not everyone does. I had to rescue a small company (~20 employees) from a pissed off rogue sysadmin who got fired. He locked everything up real tight and was holding the owner hostage demanding to get paid. Luckily he was arrogant and did not do anything beyond changing all the passwords on a Windows network.

      You bring up a very good question. When you get all the way up to my level I have no idea how you could effectively stop me from doing anything.

    70. Re:Best Pratices by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      When your company terminates domain admins, it doesn't require all other domain admins to change passwords, VPN access credentials etc immediately? Wow. That's a head scratcher.

    71. Re:Best Pratices by operagost · · Score: 1
      He's an idiot for being lied to?

      They assured me, repeatedly, that they would be waiting at the door to take them into the owners office.

      It's bad business to violate the trust of your vendors and customers.

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    72. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an idiot for being lied to?

      They assured me, repeatedly, that they would be waiting at the door to take them into the owners office.

      It's business to violate the trust of your vendors and customers.

      FTFY. 21st Century Capitalism FTW.

    73. Re:Best Pratices by kmoser · · Score: 1

      Not to mention: would you really trust documentation written by employees who know they're living on borrowed time?

    74. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course a really malicious employee would plan this well in advace and keep an offsite backup of anything he needed just in case.

      This happens right up to board of directors level.

    75. Re:Best Pratices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is "Why?" What purpose does stealing that info have? You could "potentially" sell it to a competitor just like you could "potentially" be thrown in jail. The risk vs. reward without having a pre-existing deal to steal data for another company is not worth it. It's like quitting your job before you've even handed in a resume to another company that has no idea who you are.

      here's the results of treating employees like shit, enjoy.

      As opposed to the results of shitty employees trying to screw over the company? These people who would steal the data just because they're fired are EXACTLY the people that should be fired. They are the shitty employees that get what they deserve.

      Companies are run reprehensibly. Fuck off already. That's why.

  2. This Survey was Stolen by lemur3 · · Score: 1, Funny

    sad news is that we can only see this survey because some schmuck got fired.

  3. ...and what would you do with it? by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I recall distinctly during my time with a certain F50 company that they would not only refuse to buy any of the secrets, but that they would be the first to call the FBI on you for trying. The last thing they wanted or needed was to have those secrets unearthed years later, potentially costing them billions of dollars.

    Now the gray/black market? Maybe... but that's as much of a jail risk as carrying around an open box full of kiddy porn in front of a police station.

    If anything, the things I can see IT employees walking out with are software licenses, images (even hardware!) and crap like that - things they would find useful to themselves later on.

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    1. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Hospitals or financial institutions can be a little different. You can hold the hospital hostage with HIPA as if they did call the FBI they would have to pay millions in fines after I release the data.

      With a financial institutions the Russian Mobfia will pay quite handsomly and do the dirty criminal work for you for bank account numbers, passwords, and credit card number.s

    2. Re:...and what would you do with it? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      If anything, the things I can see IT employees walking out with are software licenses

      I assume you mean copies of serial numbers / license keys. The actual license/right to use software still belongs to the company in that case; the employee that makes unauthorized use of a serial number to reuse software for production purposes elsewhere would just be pirating software, plain and simple, they don't actually get a license just because they misappropriated a copy of the key; they might have done that at any time for "educational purposes", but they lose their rights to the sw at the time of termination.

      The software vendor might have even encouraged that at times by issuing companies demo keys to be used for test labs and staff training purposes.

      A sysadmin may have actually needed such a copy of the software licensed to learn the product, before deploying software in the organization.

      IT staff definitely need access to software license keys to maintain, install, update software, so while they are at risk of being used improperly, there's really no fix to that.

      If there were a fix, it would be the very sort of IT staff you are trying to regulate/monitor who would have to be very diligent in the implementation of any key protection scheme.

    3. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Cow+Jones · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're right, that's the most important question. What do you do once you've got their crown jewels? Me, I'm a self-employed contractor. Half of the time, I get called in to work on fairly large projects where nobody expects me - or even wants me - to be on location all of the time. So I work from my office or from home. And sure enough, I've got their code, their passwords, and usually (if it fits on my laptop) their database. As an external contractor, I don't get fired. My contract just ends. This occurs far more frequently than employees get fired (I hope). Do I delete all of the data after I complete phase 8 of project X, while I wait if/when they'll call me back for phase 9? No, I don't. I keep it all. The only thing I worry about is that it's stored safely (meaning full disk encryption, at the least, and disconnected encrypted drives for old projects).

      I have no idea how much all of that data would be worth to the right (wrong) people. I never really thought about it. When somebody _gives_ me their passwords and/or their data, that implies a level of trust I just couldn't violate (unless forced, but that's not what we're talking about here). I enjoy cracking passwords and finding exploits as much as the next guy, but once somebody trusts me, they're off limits.

      I don't know. In the last 15 years I've gotten along fine with each and every customer I've had. Some were more difficult than others, but there has never been a situation where I was even remotely tempted to betray them or sell them out. Might be a different story if I were working for organized crime, or some other organization whose morals I deeply object to, but as an external contractor I get to choose my customers. If I ever get sucked into something like that.. I have no idea what I'd do. I probably wouldn't pull a Bradley Manning, but who knows... Whistleblowing is one thing, blackmail is quite the opposite.

      CJ

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    4. Re:...and what would you do with it? by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're right, that's the most important question. What do you do once you've got their crown jewels?

      Even if they handed you the keys to the kingdom, don't tell them you have the keys to the kingdom. I have also been that contractor with 'god level' access to everything. And then one day it was pointed out to management that all of this nonsense about using IDS and scanners to detect whether a USB drive had been plugged in or not would really only serve to get in the way of people trying to do their job; anyone with even 3 working neurons in their brain could figure out how to get around it (as one example, printing a binary file, and then going over to the printer, plugging in an SD card, and copying it. Windows group policies don't work on printers. It was pointed out that the entire IT department had the necessary rights on the network and technical know-how to do it. So, naturally management nuked everything from orbit. They fired over 50 people in the span of a few months in a political fiat between infosecurity and the rest of IT (Little known fact: many people who work in info security have no previous background in IT. They usually can't tell a router from a switch) So you know, security must have improved after that, eh? Well, actually it didn't; They were robbed of a significant chunk their customer's credit card and billing data six months later because when you fire a significant chunk of your IT staff in one go, minor things like security patches tend to get put on the backburner while everyone goes into crisis mode.

      Anyway, people talk about employees walking off with confidential data, but for every person that does that, at least a hundred others got fired because management got paranoid... probably more. Usually the value of the data they're protecting is worth less than the cost of hiring and training new employees, because management got spooked about the old ones.

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    5. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you thought management and HR at your previous employer were assholes, just wait until you get involved with the Russian Mafia...

    6. Re:...and what would you do with it? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I don't know. In the last 15 years I've gotten along fine with each and every customer I've had.

      You are missing the most crucial point of distinction between the people this article talks about and yourself.

      You're talking about your customers. You are a contractor.

      The article is talking about employees.

      Having been on both sides of the fence in the last couple years, let me just say this: the two are very, very different. Being terminated from a customer relationship is not nearly the same as being terminated from an employer: even if you dislike the customer (assuming they're not your only customer), losing them barely even hurts compared to being tossed out by your employer (and only likely viable source of current income).

      That's why I do not want to ever be under the exclusive domain control of a single employer again. "Yeah, you want to bully me for years without a raise? Tough shit. I've got half my wages lined up next month in contract gigs already, and I'll be making my full wages again by the month after. I'll eat ramen for a month and be done with the likes of you."

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    7. Re:...and what would you do with it? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      They fired over 50 people in the span of a few months in a political fiat between infosecurity and the rest of IT (Little known fact: many people who work in info security have no previous background in IT. They usually can't tell a router from a switch) So you know, security must have improved after that, eh? Well, actually it didn't; They were robbed of a significant chunk their customer's credit card and billing data six months later because when you fire a significant chunk of your IT staff in one go, minor things like security patches tend to get put on the backburner while everyone goes into crisis mode.

      Yeah, I have to laugh at that. And then they replace the "lazy slobs" with half as many (or fewer) people and expect things to run better. Hello, McFly? The only thing that happens there is corners get cut to simply stay ahead of the avalanche.

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    8. Re:...and what would you do with it? by rhook · · Score: 1

      Speaking of hardware, someone walked off with a couple racks full of servers from a friends work a couple weeks ago. Guess nobody ever told them to secure access to the server room.

    9. Re:...and what would you do with it? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      when you fire a significant chunk of your IT staff in one go, minor things like security patches tend to get put on the backburner while everyone goes into crisis mode.

      That, and if you fire more than one IT guy at once, each of them now has plausible deniability...

    10. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say a greater threat is scorched earth. Which is why they don't hint at termination and escort you out when they do. Imagine an IT worker, pissed off, in your computer room. They wouldn't steal data. They would unplug EVERYTHING.

    11. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say you've never misused that data, passwords, etc., that you illegally and unethically retained after your contract ended, but still... you're unethical, and a criminal.

      Ever use any of that, and you can likely add "convict" and "unemployable" to that list.

    12. Re:...and what would you do with it? by hazah · · Score: 1

      Now there's a bright idea! If your life means nothing to you, I guess that's an option.

    13. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything, the things I can see IT employees walking out with are software licenses, images (even hardware!) and crap like that - things they would find useful to themselves later on.

      This happened at my current employer a few years before I started; an ex-employee copied a bunch of proprietary software to start a competing business. This is why we have an RFID lock on the server room now. On the bright side for me, it feels good to be trusted by people who have been burned before.

    14. Re:...and what would you do with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... had the necessary rights on the network and technical know-how to do it. So, naturally management nuked everything from orbit.

      Translation: Management realized the IT experts they employed were smarter than them and didn't trust them to do their jobs. Once fired, no-one assumed their duties and security went from inadequate to nil.

      How often do employers claim they can't find the perfect employee, usually 5 minutes after national unemployment rises? And yet most employers think 'anyone can be replaced' because all duties are 'work by numbers'. This is the philosophy of outsourcing. Plus a belief a business whose core function is doing X should be smarter and cheaper than our department doing X. Managers spend a lot of time demanding personality fit (This is the point of the job interview, and checking your resume is truthful.) which is important but slightly less so for factory/back-office positions. The invisible skill an employee provides is more than a personality the manager understands, it is fitting inside a businesses work process/culture and prioritizing tasks. This is why every job has a learning curve and changing employers is rarely an improvement.

  4. Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why you should use appropriate encryption policies for you business data!

    1. Re:Encryption by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      That's why you should use appropriate encryption policies for you business data!

      You can encrypt data all you want, it won't stop your employees from being able to access the files they need to work with.

      You would have had a better shot at getting the word 'Insightful' next to your post if you had used the word 'permissions', but my reply kicks that idea down, too.

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    2. Re:Encryption by mlts · · Score: 1

      I might be feeding the trolls here, but I see the "encrypt your data" thing often, like it is a magical switch I can flip and call it done.

      The gotcha is the key management. For example, tape encryption. For a lot of companies, one can get adequate security by setting a long passphrase on the LTO-4 newer drives and library and using that for all tapes, perhaps changing it yearly with the old passphrases remaining for read compatibility with previous year media. However, some companies want to sell you a key device which makes every single tape have a different key. OK... what happens if the key device gets destroyed? Unless one constantly dumps the data out of it somehow, pretty much the tapes are unreadable. Of course, the key device vendor's solution is another key device and replication.

      Or, perhaps take something as simple as BitLocker in the enterprise. This is as close as one can find to flipping on encryption. However, if the TPM on one of the machines gets zapped, the data is gone unless there is some recovery method, and that requires some type of infrastructure, be it storing recovery keys in Active Directory, using data recovery agent keys, or just having IT encrypt the volume, print out the key (so it can't be erased), and save the BEK file to some secure storage somewhere.

  5. how stupid are people? by SoupGuru · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I honestly don't understand. IT people need to be trusted with very important data. Each time one of these surveys come out they demonstrate that they can't be trusted with data.

    As an IT guy, I wouldn't consider for a second walking out with data that's not mine. What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

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    1. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      Their upbringing.

    2. Re:how stupid are people? by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure if this includes knowledge.

      If I got fired today there is an awful lot of knowledge which is in my brain which could be damaging to the company depending who got it.

    3. Re:how stupid are people? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As an IT guy, I wouldn't consider for a second walking out with data that's not mine. What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      The summary, at least, says it is not "IT guys" it is IT management that has ethical problems here. Not too surprising given that full-blown psycopathy is 4x more common in senior managers than in the general population. Since psycopathy is really a continuum with only the really extreme types qualifying for the label, you don't have to be a full-fledged pyscopath to rationalze walking out with stolen data either.

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    4. Re:how stupid are people? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Boy, wouldn't it be great if that problem went. Like if there is some managed solution provider out there who can do data backups, saves money, never have to see them etc.

      It smells like a cloud advertisement. Why have data hosted locally if you they are going to steal it anyways ... etc.

    5. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being treated like crap.

    6. Re:how stupid are people? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an IT guy, I wouldn't consider for a second walking out with data that's not mine. What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      I agree with you here. I would never even dream of copying sensitive data, installing backdoor access or stealing actual physical hardware, that's hideously selfish and if I knew of someone having done that I'd be the first to report that person to authorities, even if it was one of my own family members. But alas, as disgusting as I find such behaviour I also am not surprised in the least; majority of people are willing to screw over anyone and anything -- even their own morals and ethics! -- in order to gain something and even more so if the gain could be monetary. Mankind in general is not to be trusted.

    7. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Back when I did sysadmin work (now in dev) ... Whenever someone would leave, even on excellent terms, we would audit all the admin accounts and reset every password.

      Every fucking time ... these ex-employee sysadmin fucks would attempt to remotely access the systems after they had left. Every fucking time! And they knew about the policies because they'd worked late numerous times changing passwords. The fat retards just couldn't help themselves.

      There's a lot of shitty aspects of IT, and one of the biggest is the low quality shitwits who end up in IT. Happy to leave all that behind.

       

    8. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Love the treason, hate the traitor

      Thats what it boils down to. Management would rather keep terrible working conditions (but CHEAP!) and put the blame on the "disgruntled" employee (never mind the fact that the company apparently loved the guy so much as to give them the keys to the digital kingdom)

    9. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your company doesn't deneuralize you when you leave? Mine certainly does.

      ~Agent P

    10. Re:how stupid are people? by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      Nothing. We wouldn't either. But our execs and senior management apparently would. Read the summary.

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    11. Re:how stupid are people? by russotto · · Score: 1

      As an IT guy, I wouldn't consider for a second walking out with data that's not mine. What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      They, unlike you, think their accounts can't be tied to their real identities.

    12. Re:how stupid are people? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      I wondered what the parent post was talking about as well. Those weren't IT guys surveyed, but business majors... You can lie and still get a job in management. You can't in IT.

    13. Re:how stupid are people? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 2

      Stealing passwords? Really? Sounds like an excuse someone would come up with to justify what they would do anyway.

      Especially when those who you're stealing from are insured against it, and the actual damage is done to people who have done zero to you. I'm not against revenge, but there's revenge and there's being silly. And as always, the best revenge is not having time for it because you're too busy enjoying the new opportunities that opened up for you. It sure is horrible to be mistreated and powerless; but at the same time, being able to "make them feel sorry", and not doing it, is great. So strive for that always, it sure beats being petty.

    14. Re:how stupid are people? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      how was the cloud help? it's not like the same people wouldn't have access either way...

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    15. Re:how stupid are people? by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Informative

      It could never have been cached passwords in the tools at home that tried to connect when they first open the app... Nope. That never happens. When I left, I had to start my soft phone app to delete the account in it. It don't know if it still worked or not...

    16. Re:how stupid are people? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      The word you're looking for is not "stupid." the word you want is "assholish."

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    17. Re:how stupid are people? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      don't forget the upbringing of the insecure blowhards who fired him without real justification in the first place.

    18. Re:how stupid are people? by epyT-R · · Score: 1, Insightful

      since most businesses are run by insecure twats, it is likely the sysadmin will have the nuclear option used against him for trivial disagreements. The sysadmin, in a state of rage over unfair treatment, hits his red button figuring he's got little to lose at this point. His employer just destroyed his career and his credibility after all. As far as I'm concerned, the party with the most power, the employer, deserves what it gets. If it treats its employees well, statistically, it doesn't have much to worry about. If it treats them like criminals out of insecurity, then it deserves what it gets.

    19. Re:how stupid are people? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      then don't hire them.. do the work yourself. obviously you did something to them that pissed them off..it's not a one way street. if you want people to respect you and your property, you have to respect them and theirs.

    20. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the people affected work for the company that fired you and are negatively affected by your revenge then the company itself suffers some loss due to those individual workers' lack of productivity. While it may not be morally justifiable, if it's revenge for the sake of revenge, then it is a rational action for the reason I stated.

    21. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article explicitly states "survey of IT managers and executives, nearly half of respondents admitted that if they were fired tomorrow they would walk out with proprietary data." These are managers and executives in IT not your typical system administrator or help desk technician. I always knew management could never be trusted. Now we have the proof in their own words or survey responses in this case.

    22. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, right... People are never fired for legitimate reasons.

    23. Re:how stupid are people? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      We like fucking with surveys?

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    24. Re:how stupid are people? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They, unlike you, think their accounts can't be tied to their real identities.

      Any account can potentially be tied to its real identity, even Anonymous cowards can be tied to real identities, it's only a question of time and effort.

    25. Re:how stupid are people? by Stewie241 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't work in IT but I could see myself doing that out of curiosity.

    26. Re:how stupid are people? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      in most cases where a terminated employee lashes out, yes, it's due to dubious justifications for termination.

    27. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody ever thinks their firing was justified.

      (most people figure this out when they work fast-food as a 16 year old.)

    28. Re:how stupid are people? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      deep inside, yes, people do, if they really did screw up big time. the blustering on the surface caused by wounded pride only rarely causes a backlash.

      (most people figure this out when they work fast-food as a 16 year old.)

      unfortunately, the 16yo kids who go on from burger flipping to be the psychopathic executives developing these horrible policies in the first place don't either.

    29. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soupguru - that sir is the correct answer

    30. Re:how stupid are people? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with you ?

      Apparently, you are not normal. A sense of professionalism, integrity, and acting according to strict personal ethics at all times regardless of the provocations is not normal.

      I'm with you. How many posts here are rationalizing the actions because they are mistreated? Two wrongs don't make a right.

      Just because the executives and management in the company might deserve it does not mean you should dishonor yourself to do it to them.

    31. Re:how stupid are people? by slazzy · · Score: 1

      I think it has to do with the "entitlement generation".

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    32. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my case, I left an IT job and wanted to verify that all my access had been properly shut off. I found that some of my accounts were not properly disabled. I promptly notified them so that they could go back and disable them. I left on good terms and knew everyone, so I wasn't worried about being accused of criminal wrongdoing. I wanted to make sure my accounts were turned off because having my named accounts still enabled is a liability in case somebody manages to compromise them in the future - the police would first come to me, likely with a search warrant. I don't think it's fair of you to make sweeping generalizations about your departed employees like that.

    33. Re:how stupid are people? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't understand. IT people need to be trusted with very important data. Each time one of these surveys come out they demonstrate that they can't be trusted with data.

      I do wonder how that question was actually phrased. With a couple of exceptions, at every job I've worked at I've had data from that job end up at home. Maybe it's because I did a hard-drive backup just for my own peace of mind. Maybe it's because I used my laptop to do some work and never bothered to clear it off. Maybe it's because I worked from home. If somebody asked me if after a layoff I'd still have data, I'd probably have to answer 'yes'. And I'd probably hold on to it even though it'd more than likely never see the light of day.

      I wouldn't really call that a breach of trust. I mean, from a 'letter of the law' sort of view, yeah I can see that being offensive. But at the same time lots of these jobs basically require you to blur the line between your personal machine and your work machine. They can't have tight data control and the productivity benefit of using all the resources at your disposal.

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    34. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I cannot fathom WHY you would steal this from your employer? Ethics? Yah, right.

    35. Re:how stupid are people? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      Unbalanced expectations; and I'm not talking about the expectations of the person getting canned. Respect is a two way street.

    36. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      Nothing. We wouldn't either. But our execs and senior management apparently would. Read the summary.

      I strongly suggest that another extension the Peter principle is at work here. You know..the old saw... those who can't do, teach. those who can't teach, administrate. and finally and most scary ...those who can't administrate, govern! It also goes that the most self centred ego centric individuals often bully their way into positions and then act like that they are Gods gift to the organisation and how dare they fire them!

      The same thing goes for politics ...where by and large, the meanest bastards seem to always rise to the top the best examples are what took place in places like the democratic heartland of Chicago especially in the Daley era and the republican heartlands like California and Washington in the Nixon and Reagan eras. We seem to easily forget how perverted the democratic process became during the Nixon era and how the mean ass bastards like Mitchell and Haldeman considered themselves above the law and thought nothing of using and treading on other people. It comes as no surprise that some managers could also think themselves above the law.

    37. Re:how stupid are people? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Just because the executives and management in the company might deserve it does not mean you should dishonor yourself to do it to them.

      But if you don't, they get the benefits but not costs of their actions, which in turn gives them incentive to repeat them. By letting evil go unpunished you are letting the cancer to spread. Thus, it's not only your right but your duty to ensure that anyone who screws you over won't get away with it. True dishonor comes from avoiding this duty, since innocents will pay the price of whatever comfort you derive from that. That's another possible set of "strick personal ethic". Your assertion that paying a wrong back in kind brings "dishonour" is quite a bold claim, especially since most systems of honour in history were pretty much focused on vengeance.

      Also, one could just as easily argue that "professionalism" in a field where one is regularly betrayed by one's employers (which would be all of them nowadays) would include being prepared to deal with such betrayals. Specifically, it might include acquiring and keeping a stash of sensitive information about your employer, to be used or destroyed based on how the relationship ended. In no case does it include being the perfect victim: one who simply takes it and doesn't seek retribution.

      None of that is saying that you should take vengeance, of course; just that a blanket condemnation of those who do is rubbish.

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    38. Re:how stupid are people? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't understand. [...] What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      Not believing a survey sponsored by a company with a financial interest in the results of the survey.

      That's called critical thinking. That's what's wrong with us apparently.

    39. Re:how stupid are people? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Depends on the people.

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    40. Re:how stupid are people? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      You need to pay attention to what's actually being said (or not being said) here. It's a study done by a fucking ID management company. It's like Symantec writing a paper on how Windows malware infections are on the rise (as their stock markets drop).

      Imagine, someone answers a question like:

      * Do you keep customer contact information on your personal phone? (This question ignores that you get to expense the use of your phone, but whatever.)

      If you answered "yes" to that, chances are you're guilty of somethign like "proprietary information theft", according to your company's lawyers (should you ever be fired grievously).

      How about:

      * Do you work from home?

      Bam! They've got you right there regardless. You're working from home and so you've obviously got to have company passwords (which you probably didn't turn over - they're talking about your personal account credentials). They're either written on a sticky by your desk, in a small bound book, or in your head, but it doesn't matter. You've got them.

      Financial reports? I got one of those this past winter. It said, paraphrased and then with a follow-up personal email, "we weren't profitable enough to give you your promised bonus" - even though I know it to be a patent lie. But it's still a financial report which I printed and kept.

      I'm sure there are many, many other weasel questions which would and could be asked to reach the study results they found. They're an "ID management" firm. You know what that means, right? So-called experts who come in and claim your in-house staff is doing everything wrong, push a massive bill of sale for snake oil software, and then disappear into the night. Or, at the very least, make a hefty profit. They do, after all, have a product which just happens to fix the problems they've diagnosed as existing...

      I don't buy it for one minute. IT people are, bar a few, some of the most ethical professionals. And if they're not professional, they're at least smart enough to realize that, short of working for the DoD or a similar organization. They work in one of the few fields where improper handling of what is tentatively 'petty' information (regardless of whether they can use it) can land them in prison for a very, very long time, or have them blacklisted from ever working in the field again.

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    41. Re:how stupid are people? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      There is this kind of paranoia that the common folk have, in which IT keeps things from them, or otherwise lies to them. I guess it's because so many other departments are so heavily engaged in power-grabs / finding new ways to steal from their company, that they assume IT is rife with the same problems. Doubly so since they don't understand half of what we're saying (they think we're speaking in code when we say the SCSI RAID array has gone down), and compare us to the theologians and their antics of yore. It's like having a Chemist try to explain the synthesis of some esoteric compound to a TSA employee; you say the phrase 'methyl group,' and the TSA thinks that's a clever way of saying you're cooking up methamphetamine. I imagine any Chemists on /. reading this comment right now have their mouths open in horror at the thought of that, and with reason.

      We could, of course, explain to them that we have direct access to the accounting department's database, and, if we were so motivated (and good with numbers / technology) could easily extract large, but unknown quantities of money from the company on a whim, but have no innate desire to do so. That we could cut a check to pay off this month's mortgage, and the company accountants / auditors could never hope to find out. We could, also, explain to them that while we do have access to their email boxes / network shares / etc., that they simply do not lead an interesting enough life to warrant reading said emails without their permission, nor do we care, outside of company policy, about the illicit MP3s / movies / porn they have stashed in their Backup / 'Sales Projections 2010' folder, unless it happens to be particularly good stuff, at which point we'll be making a 'backup' to our external US hard drive for later perusal, when in the company of some tissues and lotion. But then, we're dealing with people who think we turn off their network ports over some trifling office politics (they plugged into a dud port), or that we swap in broken hardware to drum up demand for our services. Or that the reason we don't swap out the company firewall for an Airport Extreme is that we're out of touch with technology / want to purposefully make their Apple product appear to be a purchasing mistake when it fails to renew / grab a new IP address after resuming from a Hibernation operating.

      Instead, we get to hear brain-dead morons spout off bullsh*t about how 'teh cloud' is going to somehow 'fix' everything ever wrong with computers / technology, and how they won't be needing a tech department for much longer ("Think of the savings!"). The kind of people, mind you, who gleefully rub their hands together while smiling, and getting all too close for personal comfort, accuse you of being afraid of 'teh cloud,' and how you 'won't have a job / power / whatever' for much longer. The kind of people who engineer buying a laser printer, which going against the grain, costs more per page than an inkjet printer, because they believe that computers won't need drivers installed to print to it (it's special!); and who, realistically speaking, wanted the damn thing because they're so captivated with the idea of being able to walk up the printer, and print something wirelessly.

      'Tis not that IT looks down on people, nor that we fault others for not knowing what we do. That's not why we're here. However, there are an awful lot of people out there that seem to enjoy digging 6 ft.deep holes, then look up and accuse us of looking down on them.

      And the security folks need to get new jobs. If it isn't some sad attempt to drum up support for 'cyber-warfare,' then it's sowing paranoia about your local network administrator, and the need for someone 'who can be trusted' to lean over his shoulder; someone, mind you, who, on the official network hierarchy, does not currently have the right to look over said network admin's shoulder (your network administrator is your most trusted tech; the security guys, who only exist in some organizations, and who run audits, are NOT c

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    42. Re:how stupid are people? by lightknight · · Score: 2

      I'll save you some effort. My IP address is 127.0.0.1. Come and get me! ;-)

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    43. Re:how stupid are people? by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I would do it, but I do have some understanding. Imagine you work your ass off for years for company benefits. You get exploited. You put more in than you get out. But you keep working because you like and enjoy the work, coworkers, ... . And then they fire you for some stupid or no reason at all, refuse to uphold their promises and obligations written in the contract or law etc. etc. They simply treat you unfair. What are you going to do? Scream at them? Yes, you can drag them to the court over stuff that's written down and win a judgement a few years and lawyer paychecks later. Probably. Anyway, desire for revenge is a normal human feeling. It depends on the personality (and in this case: ability to find a new job, and survive until the new job) how one deals with it.

    44. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll save you some effort. My IP address is 127.0.0.1. Come and get me! ;-)

      Haha, I just found a backdoor on your system and planted a virus to delete all your files!

    45. Re:how stupid are people? by samjam · · Score: 1

      If they KNOW you do it, maybe they try it to make sure you did it, KNOWING you would talk about them for trying just like they used to. To provide you with the last laugh by checking up on you.

    46. Re:how stupid are people? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The data mining query at some spy agency has probably now been updated to search for people who meet new constraints: ( generate_other_constraints( scan_for_other_posts_by(lightknight) ), generate_other_constraints( would_use_a_signature_like("If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.") ), ...., were detected active by any ISP in north america on 20120614, know what an IP address is, who use the ";-)" emoticon who know what 127.0.0.1 is, who make jokes about 127.0.0.1, who likely type a "period" at the end of an IP address instead of a run-on sentence, have interests that make them likely to post on Slashdot.org inside a thread "Employees Admit They'd Walk Out With Stolen Data If Fired" on the subject of comment poster identification, who are likely to post phrases such as "Come and get me", who use an exclamation point after such a phrase )

    47. Re:how stupid are people? by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      Oh you can, but you'll usually get found out very, very quickly.

    48. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is wrong with the rest of you?

      Let's also consider the flawed nature of the study itself: While walking out with passwords and intellectual property is highly suspect, from a "malicious intent" standpoint - is copying your addressbook or archived emails as an HR CYA?

       

      Figure 10: If you were told that you were going to be fired tomorrow, what, if anything
      would you take with you?

      M&A plans, Email server admin account, Financial reports, R&D plans, Customer database, Privileged password list, Other, Nothing

       

      Except for "Other," most of these responses are fairly consistent over the 3 years presented. But, in 2011, "Other" is 30% higher than in the neighboring 2 years' results. Why do you suppose that is? Could it be that people were considering "taking" information which would legally be considered privileged or proprietary, but they justify taking as being proof of their position on a matter that could be contested later (i.e.: taking a stance on illegal or unethical behavior)?

      In the end, for me, the real takeaway is this stat:

       

      Figure 12: Do you think you have the right to take any information with you when you leave a
      company and are no longer employed by an organization

       

      86% said "No."

    49. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't consider it either (have joked about it with co-workers though), BUT, each time I have moved on to another job in the past 15 years I find that I have residual "stuff" that belongs to the prior company. I worked for a school district once and when they let a bunch of us go when budget issues arose, I found that when I got home there was a brand new laptop and two flat screen monitors at my house that I never delivered to one of the schools. I just kept 'em. The next employer was a hospital. I became known for my ability to write code for web apps - not my job, but since I did it well they decided I should rewrite their intranet applications and another application that pulled and pushed patient data to and from the corporate office. When I left that job to go work somewhere else, much of the code and two huge databases of really sensitive patient data was left on my pc at home and I also had a list of every IT person's network credentials. Didn't even realize it till about a year later. One night I used the domain admin account to vpn into the hospital network and get the list of all of the windows OS (server and workstation) cd keys. After that I deleted the list and the databases. Hey windows is expensive and finally my last job I lost unexpectedly this past march and I still have the password safe database which includes the admin/super user and other confidential info for every router, switch, database, domain, server, and user in the company. I haven't decided yet whether to delete it or what but the point of all of this is - for a system admin/engineer like me, having this level of access almost guarantees that we have access to it at home, on our phones, laptops, personal and company devices. There is an honor system that is implied for us and with the exception of the cd keys I snatched, I would never ever consider harming a former employer's systems. To be honest, I did actually ask my old coworker if I could get the keys for Windows 2008 and 2003. He had no problem with it and I told him I already could get in using the admin passwords I kept. The point is I would never consider doing something malicious like deleting data or erasing switch/router configs or mucking with a website or a database. That is wrong.

    50. Re:how stupid are people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well you can lie and get a job in IT, but you'd be hard pressed to still have it after a few weeks or so. Pretty hard to fake being able to keep a network or a database or a server system running without actually knowing how to do it. That includes having google (the IT How-To Bible) at your fingertips.

    51. Re:how stupid are people? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Wonderous. Then we can have a face off with their data mining engine against mine. If I win, then they will henceforth refer to me as 'the Buddha's Nipples,' and be forced to run OS/2 Warp on all of their machines, minus the various patches / service packs that were released after its shipping date. They also have to shutdown the drone / mech programs, and must spend agency resources filing frivolous lawsuits against themselves, in which the charges are violations of various enshrined freedoms.

      If they win, I'll publicly acknowledge that they have someone in their employ that is much more intelligent than I give them credit, and stop taking pot-shots at them for making a mockery of the civil rights that they're supposed to be protecting. This part is open to some negotiation, but must be agreed upon mutually (duress free), and will be enforced by the impartial observers.

      The rules, which will be agreed upon mutually by both parties before they are ratified (duress free and all that jazz), will include, but are not limited to: 1.) this is a challenge based off of merit, and will be judged as such by impartial observers, 2.) as this is a challenge of merit, there is to be no funny business with one party cracking another party's machines (or social engineering, etc.) to lift the code base, nor the planting of trojans, worms, or virii, etc. (remotely dialing into another party's code repository, and purposefully altering their code to mess with their results is expressly forbidden), 3.) there is no be no black-listing, grey-listing, or any kind of listing, or the equivalent thereof (again, an impartial observer will ensure this is respected, with dire consequences to the party which transgresses this rule) neither during, nor following the challenge (none of this double jeopardy style stuff, where if I somehow manage to trump them, they decide to add me to the no-fly list to get back at me, nor black vans / monitoring of communications, etc.), 4.) the majority of the code used by either party must be written by said party (no outsourcing major components), 5.) all laws which prohibit or interfere with this challenge (reverse-engineering, encryption / decryption, etc.) and their penalties are hereby suspended (I prefer not to be slapped with a reverse-engineering lawsuit should the challenge require some reverse-engineering). There are not to be so much as a rumor that one party is acting in revenge, or to subvert the other party through legal trickey, during this challenge.

      The target will be mutually agreed upon, and will be chosen both for its difficulty and novel-ness (to ensure that it's something new, and hasn't been attempted before, as well as to ensure that it does constitute a challenge worthy of spending some time on it). Licensing of either party's code following the challenge is not compulsory, nor is revealing any details of its inner workings (none of this "Hey, your data miner works better than ours, so give it to us (we pay or may not pay you for it), or people with guns / badges will escort you to Gitmo until you feel compelled, by your 'selfless nature' as well as your time spent at the Atlantic's version of the Hanoi Hilton, to cough it up). Multiple submissions are allowed, and the submissions will be in the form of an XML document. Only the impartial observer will know the correct answer / solution to the target, and will signal if / when the challenge has started / ended, as well as who the winner is. If the challenge results in a draw, a new, more difficult target will be chosen. If neither party succeeds in the challenge, a new target may be mutually agreed upon. If more than three challenges result in either draws, or no winners, the future challenges may be suspended by either party.

      Once again, I must stress that there is to be no funny business. No background checks, no harassing a party's coworkers / associates / family, no psychological warfare / profiling, freezing of bank accounts, prank phone calls, wiretapping, etc. The actual names of those involved, on the behal

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    52. Re:how stupid are people? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      One of my former IT managers had zero experience in IT when he took over running the department. He was a geologist by training, with experience in a corporate services department. Lasted all of 7 months. They then handed the IT department over to the HR manager. I left 2 months after that.

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  6. Solution: by ToiletBomber · · Score: 1

    Solution? Lock them out of their computers the instant the word to fire them is given by the boss.

    1. Re:Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my company has policies like that. It makes for a hostile work environment. Very little trust.

    2. Re:Solution: by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Solution: Fire them when they looking for work elsewhere immediately.

      Mentioned it in my other post but that is the solution HR does. What there is Jane's resume on Monster? Have security escourt her out.

      That is an even worse solution if you ask me.Not even a 2 week notice. Your done that very second

    3. Re:Solution: by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I know plenty of people that have active resume's on Monster, etc. That isn't really cause to fire though. The company is always looking for better people and people are always looking for better companies. That said, a paycheck for 2 weeks that they didn't give you notice or vice versa should be somewhat fair.

      ~S

    4. Re:Solution: by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Then reopen the accounts when you find out they need to give some knowledge transfer on the way out... Ooops...

    5. Re:Solution: by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the mentality that causes people to stick it to the holy churches of corporate psychopathy in the first place. subject employees to hostile working environments like slaves, and they'll act like slaves when they rebel.

    6. Re:Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about LinkedIn profiles? Having a profile on LinkedIn doesn't imply that you're actively looking for work. It's basically a professional summary of your career, which may open the door for a new opportunity or may just merely allow you to connect with old friends, coworkers, etc.

      Anyway, I understand why they're doing it, but it's way too paranoid. If I'm disgruntled and planning revenge, I'll do it on the sly. You wont know what hit you!

      I'm guessing your workplace isn't a great place to be with the lack of trust HR has.

    7. Re:Solution: by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my company has policies like that. It makes for a hostile work environment. Very little trust.

      Serious question: Do you have cases where things like permissions issues cause people to get paranoid?

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    8. Re:Solution: by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That doesn't work, you know. Anyone who will maliciously use your data as an employee already has a copy of it at home. So firing them for looking for another job will only make them more angry, and they'll already have the data you are trying to protect.

      Nice try, though.

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  7. Missing keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At a former employer, you would come back from lunch to find your keyboard missing.

    1. Re:Missing keyboard by dotgain · · Score: 1

      That's what we do at my place too. Even with laptops.

    2. Re:Missing keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you pull out your roll-up keyboard and use the computer.

    3. Re:Missing keyboard by Reschekle · · Score: 1

      And this is supposed to accomplish what? Pull a keyboard off an absent coworker's workstation.

    4. Re:Missing keyboard by azalin · · Score: 1

      At a former employer, you would come back from lunch to find your keyboard missing.

      Sounds like a great opportunity to pull pranks on your coworkers.

  8. What, you don't have backups at home? by rrohbeck · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought that's data protection 101.

    1. Re:What, you don't have backups at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Once upon a time I had two personal laptops I brought to work. One I had been using for a year, the other I had just purchased and had just reached the point where I was leaving the old one at home. Then one day they herded about 50 of us into a conference room. My manager tried to get me to leave my laptop at my desk, but I always took it with me to meetings, so I kept it with me. The CEO announced that our services were no longer required and that most of us would be walked directly to the exit.

      My boss steered me to her boss's office and some "security" guy who had been hired a week earlier proceeded to tell me I couldn't leave until I gave him my laptop and the password to get in. I pointed out that it was my laptop and pulled my receipt out of the bag. He said it didn't matter whose laptop it was, I had to give it to him because it might contain company data. I refused, informing him that it contains confidential personal data that the company has no right to. He then threatened to call the police if I didn't turn it over. I pulled out my cell phone and offered to call them myself. The guy actually took the phone out of my hand and shut it off.

      At this point I told him, "when I get outside, I'm driving to the police and reporting that you just assaulted me and stole my phone. If you take my laptop by force, now you're looking at assault and grand theft. I don't know how much they're paying you, and I suspect you don't either because you haven't gotten your first paycheck yet, but you really need to think about whether this is worth it." He got uncomfortable and slid my phone back across the table to me, reiterating that he couldn't let me leave with the laptop.

      "I know you've only been here for a week, but I just started using this laptop a week ago. Ask my boss. What are you going to do about the laptop I've been using for the last year that's sitting at home right now? Are you going to break into my house tonight?" He looked at my boss, who nodded, and told me I could go.

      The point is this: unless you've been enforcing strict security policies all along, trying to get stuff from the employee is like closing the barn door after the horse has bolted. And if you screw with them enough, you're just going to make things worse. To spite them for this, I took some non-confidential company documents I had, uploaded them to a file sharing site and emailed them a link to it: "Here are the files you wanted so badly. I wouldn't have bothered if you had treated me like a human being. Just something to think about the next time you fire someone." I'm sure they just about had a heart attack until they realized I hadn't uploaded anything sensitive.

    2. Re:What, you don't have backups at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly mi thoughts.

      What information, and what is people going to do with it?
      If you have developed interesting and useful scripts or code, then there's a very good reason I'd like to keep that code.

      Not necessarily for resale value, but personal value.

    3. Re:What, you don't have backups at home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you have personal information on your work tools? Obviously, taking your friends list to work isn't the same crime as taking pornography to work. But the effect is the same. It can be stolen, interrupt your work-life, and offend other people. This is why employees object to the boss rifling through their FaceBook account.

  9. Retail Scenario by Robadob · · Score: 1

    Similarly to all the above ban account, remove keyboard stories. From working weekends at a highstreet clothes store when employees were leaving it is company policy that the employees weren't allowed to use tills for their last day/week. Although given the recent recession and constant staff shortages this is now usually seen as impractical and ignored by the managers supposed to implement it (They also never seemed to actually remove the till accounts of ex-employees within due time).

    1. Re:Retail Scenario by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

      OK. I get "highstreet" and "till," but what are "keyboard stories" called in American?

    2. Re:Retail Scenario by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      what are "keyboard stories" called in American?

      I think that's just a shortened version of "anecdotes in previous posts about employees having their keyboards surreptitiously removed as a means of revoking system access."

      --
      I am not a crackpot.
  10. Simple Solution by sir-gold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The solution to "insider theft" is simple:
    Don't hire from the bottom of the barrel just to save a buck, and you won't have to fire people.
    Treat your employees like valuable assets and not just cogs, and your people won't quit.

    1. Re:Simple Solution by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This article, despite the headline, isn't about "IT Employees". It's about IT executives and senior management. These are the employees that are treated like valuable assets. It's the low-paid one which are honest - which is probably why they're still low-paid.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    2. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to be honest, most companies consider their client list to be their most valued asset whereas the source code and design docs may not even register with the executive staff.

      Personally (and don't tell anyone) I do keep some small copies of source code I've worked on. Most is useless without the hardware anyway but it's nice to avoid reinventing the wheel over and over. I've even had one case where I asked someone who was not laid off to scrub out company info and filenames from the Makefiles I wrote so that I could reuse them at home. It's work-for-hire so I should not do this. However it's a bit wierd to tell your new boss that you are an expert in a certain area and have implemented a certain driver several times but that if I need to implement it again I will take me just as long as it originally did since I have to do the research all over again.

      I even have some old design docs that I had at home in a suitcase plus some third party partner documents stamped prominently with "Proprietary Information" on every page. No one ever asked me to go dig through the mess at home to find stuff that might be work related and bring it in before I left or was laid off. There is usually only the checksheet to be sure I turn in my keycard, RSA token, and obsolete phone.

      Today though I've got an external backup drive. If laid off will they give me time to erase it before kicking me out the door?

    3. Re:Simple Solution by TranquilVoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's the low-paid one which are honest

      The summary isn't quite accurate. The article states that the survey was mostly IT managers and executives, and the actual report PDF mentions that about 25% were "business/admin/technical staff" (i.e. regular workers), but there is no breakdown as to which group was less honest.

      Still, while I'd grant that managers might be more sociopathic, humans in general are quite corrupt. This sort of white-collar unethical behaviour is all too common as, unlike physical violence, it's very indirect as to the effects. This is why so many people cheat on their taxes, pirate software, take stationary etc. etc.

      The survey was also done by a company that sells data security products, for what it's worth.

  11. More outrageous termination reasions by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Great now we can have more terminations on site for anyone looking for another job or having someone call your boss for a reference. The excuse is a bad worker has access to data. Scared employees who can't leave also will work for less too and be willing to put up with more.

    I thought only a few companies did this but it is catching on as IT workers are cost centers who bring little value to the bottom line anyway if you ask HR who makes such abusive policies.

    1. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that if you are pro in your work, you would know your price, your skills, and you would NOT allow yourself to be scared, because it is simple, scared employee cannot work at his best. So, just to tell it with other words, if someone tries to work harder for less... the he is simply a noob, trying to look pro, and to satisfy his boss' ass$%$%$%$

    2. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Try telling that to the MBA's. They are obsessed over metrics and the things you talk about are hidden costs that do not show up in a nice spreadsheet. Simply wait there is Bob's resume go terminate him still screw Bob over even if he is an IT pro. His reputation is ruined and a new employer will wonder why is not currently employed? Hmm

      These same companies also have policies that they can't hire unemployed people too.

    3. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you if the IT job market was small, but the truth is that USA has 300 million people there, and in every major city there is a ton of companies desperate for decent developers, even if his resume is not perfect, of course it is true only if the before mentioned developer is willing to relocate.....

    4. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I do IT support and there are more of us than jobs. Maybe I should have studied computer science instead.

    5. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      scared employee cannot work at his best.

      So? Did you really think that working "best" is really what matters? In the bean-counter universe, quantity rates over quality - frighten someone into working 10-hour days plus weekends and it's more "productive" than whether or not the time is employed in a worthwhile manner. To a bean counter, anything that doesn't look like a bean doesn't exist.

      And the #1 way to scare employees is to point out that, pro or no pro, there are plenty of people in a Third-World country who will be happy to do the work for a fraction of what you can afford to do it for. Having a horde of unemployed people closer to home looking for jobs doesn't help either.

      What counts isn't "your price", it's "your worth". And you don't define worth, the employer does. The trend for the last 20-30 years has been to devaluate the worth of line-level employees while simultaeously inflating the worth of the top-tier executives.

    6. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by sjames · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to be a migrant worker, I'd have gone into harvesting.M

    7. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      If you did not want to be a migrant worker, try something else, that does not change every 5 years or even for less. Like.....policeman? fireman? nurse?

    8. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      In short term yes, i do agree with you. In long term, no, what really matters is your skill-set. Of course it is true only if you are not afraid to take risk, and gods forbid, change employer!!!! More than 2 times!!! Nooooo.
      Anyway, if you happen to work for one company for what, 10 years and more, then i am really sorry for you, but you are simply un-employe-able. In which case you better every dirty tricks to keep your job and your position, otherwise....

    9. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      scared employee cannot work at his best.

      So? Did you really think that working "best" is really what matters? In the bean-counter universe, quantity rates over quality - frighten someone into working 10-hour days plus weekends and it's more "productive" than whether or not the time is employed in a worthwhile manner. To a bean counter, anything that doesn't look like a bean doesn't exist.

      And the #1 way to scare employees is to point out that, pro or no pro, there are plenty of people in a Third-World country who will be happy to do the work for a fraction of what you can afford to do it for. Having a horde of unemployed people closer to home looking for jobs doesn't help either.

      What counts isn't "your price", it's "your worth". And you don't define worth, the employer does. The trend for the last 20-30 years has been to devaluate the worth of line-level employees while simultaeously inflating the worth of the top-tier executives.

      More to the point I have seen employers look at the volume of resumes coming in when the recession started and immediately started to cut benefits and everyone's pay even though they were making profits. Why? If 100 people apply to each job who are willing to work for less than why am I paying Bob x? The owners bought new cars and the employees had to fight to keep their houses after paycuts totaling 15 - 20% plus they still have not received a raise all these years later. OUCH.

    10. Re:More outrageous termination reasions by lightknight · · Score: 1

      There's always room for one more in the field of Computer Science. However, I should warn you that however much you dislike management, you'll hate them more when you're a Computer Scientist. Office politics goes from trying to get another server to alleviate a bottleneck issue to trying to explain to people who think they're smarter than you (and might be, as they're getting paid more and know / do less) why what they're asking for is insane ("Let me run this by you; we're spending a lot of money on Office licenses...how long would it take you to program us an application that does the same thing? And then we can sell it for cheaper than Office, and cut them out of the market").

      --
      I am John Hurt.
  12. What about being a decent employers!!! by stanlyb · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What happened with just being decent and have some moral??? So, employer, you are firing someone, you strip him of his bonuses, you give the minimum notice, you give him no recommendation letter, no references, actually nothing at all, and you expect your poor, f$%$%$%$ ex-employee to show some decency??? What the frack, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, as simple as that.

    1. Re:What about being a decent employers!!! by Lisias · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No matter how hate the concept, the parent post is right.

      Once the honest employee gets screwed no matter what, there's absolutely no incentive to the other employees to be honest!

      You get what you promotes!

      --
      Lisias@Earth.SolarSystem.OrionArm.MilkyWay.Local.Virgo.Universe.org
  13. And how much data ACTUALLY walks out? by el_tedward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Everyone preaches about the insider threat, even though less than 4% of all incidents come from insiders.. If you count by the number of breached records, insiders make up less than 1% of all breached records (though, arguably, they may be breaching records that are more valuable)

    http://www.verizonbusiness.com/resources/reports/rp_data-breach-investigations-report-2012_en_xg.pdf

    1. Re:And how much data ACTUALLY walks out? by serutan · · Score: 2

      Exactly. In other news, 4 out of 5 IT people admit they'd like to be time-traveling superheroes and save the universe.

    2. Re:And how much data ACTUALLY walks out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Was the 5th person Superman?

    3. Re:And how much data ACTUALLY walks out? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Doctor Who.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    4. Re:And how much data ACTUALLY walks out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess: most insider data leaks are not reported. I think you can get away unnoticed if you use the data in your new job without telling your company. Thinks like customer/supplier contact databases or supply chain information, it is allways an advantage in contract negoations if you know the conditions other parties got.

      Trying to use the data to get a job would probably backfire.

  14. Sounds like bullshit.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And FUD.
    Really who wants to be liable for anything AFTER a termination.

  15. Not Even Fired by TranquilVoid · · Score: 2

    At my last job it was common practice to take a copy of the source code even if you were just leaving for greener pastures.

    I considered it myself - not for the trade secrets or to sell, but because it functioned as a programming reference guide ("How do I do that again? That's right, I did it before in library X"). In the end I took the high road and consoled myself that anything I had figured out before I could figure out again.

    1. Re:Not Even Fired by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      That is highly unethical and is considered theft. YOu did the right thing. Even if you never use the source code you do not want to be caught doing just this and explaining yourself to the policy and having it recorded on a credit report.

    2. Re:Not Even Fired by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Considered by whom? The people who stand to benefit from treating employees unethically in the first place? in this case, the 'reference' is no different than having it still in your head at your new job. it's the law that's unethical.

    3. Re:Not Even Fired by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Depends on the situation. I think I have/had the source code for everything I ever worked on. Sometimes it is simply not that confidential. In my case as part of my job I had it on my computer, and did not feel it was a big deal not deleting it when I moved on; In another I wanted it for reference and I knew I would of been granted permission if I had asked (and even doubt that any laws/contracts made it illegal in the first place).
      I once even got an email from a past employer asking for a personal backup for a script I had wrote, lucky for him I did.

      --
      Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
    4. Re:Not Even Fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Source code thefts don't go on a credit report.

    5. Re:Not Even Fired by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      They certainly do if you they file a charge or give a motion in civil court. Something like that in your record would scare the shit out of any employer.

    6. Re:Not Even Fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. A criminal charge goes on your criminal background, not your credit report. I suppose that a court-imposed debt could, but only if you didn't pay it. It wouldn't immediately go on your credit report unless maybe you were on a payment plan or something. Anyway, if you had a judgement against you in court, it would appear in public court records. Whether or not it appears on your credit report (which it wouldn't) is a red herring.

    7. Re:Not Even Fired by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      Depends on the situation. I think I have/had the source code for everything I ever worked on.

      Same here. I don't know anyone in the IT departments I've worked that doesn't. We don't trust our code to the corporate crappy backups.

      --
      "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
    8. Re:Not Even Fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my last job it was common practice to take a copy of the source code even if you were just leaving for greener pastures.

      I considered it myself - not for the trade secrets or to sell, but because it functioned as a programming reference guide ("How do I do that again? That's right, I did it before in library X"). In the end I took the high road and consoled myself that anything I had figured out before I could figure out again.

      I've done that at a couple of different companies and ended up never using it.

      But I do have a well organized collection of code snippets and general unix how-tos that I've developed from work experience during the past 12 years.

  16. When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I fire someone, there is a significant amount of planning that goes into it, and the whole process takes about 4 weeks.

    When I decide it's time for someone to go, I have HR stage a company-wide reaffirmation of adherence to company policy. Employees are reminded that they are not allowed to bring any company data home on thumb drives (which technically they aren't allowed to bring in from home or leave the office with anyway), personal laptops, phones, and so on. During this initiative, they are asked to bring in any thumb drives they have with company data, and make sure they erase company date from their personal devices. I instruct the IT department to assist any employee who asks for help with locating and purging company data.

    We are certain to remind them that this is to protect the company from security issues and corporate theft, reduce legal costs, and so on.

    After about a week of that, we install a keystroke logger and screenshot collector on the employees PC, and collect all of their passwords to local resources, databases, servers, and so on. We monitor their computer activity 24/7 to make sure it will be a clean break. This is also useful for creating justification for violations of IT policy, since most employees violate it by using their company-owned computer for personal endeavors (email, non work-related web browsing, etc), which is against IT policy and subject to disciplinary action up to and including termination.

    After a week or two of monitoring, I get the ball rolling with HR and IT. I submit the necessary termination documentation to HR, and IT generates a script that instantly locks them out and changes all of their passwords so that they cannot access any company resources.

    We usually try to execute a firing when the terminated employee is in a meeting or other place where s/he will not have immediate physical access to items at their desk or lab. I usually just pop my head in the door and say "Hey XYZ, I need your help for a second." We walk back to my office, where HR is waiting with the termination paperwork, while IT removes their laptop from their desk and locks all of their drawers and cabinets.

    To communicate the firing, I actually read from a script, because the lawyers are very particular about the language and what is said. Security escorts the employee to their work area and supervises and thoroughly documents any personal effects they take with them. They are not allowed to take any memory devices with them, including those in picture frames, without first having them checked by IT for company information. Picture frames are also disassembled and other items searched as thoroughly as possible.

    Terminated employees are also searched/wanded on their way out to ensure they are not hiding things like USB keys or hard drives on their person.

    It's an arduous process, but it's my job to protect the company from thieves.

    1. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to keylog their computers to change their passwords? Thanks for the laugh.

    2. Re:When I fire someone... by erp_consultant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Jesus...why don't you just tar and feather the guy for good measure? I came close to working in a place like that one time but thankfully it didn't last long. Keyboard loggers? Screenshot collectors? Big brother anyone? I don't see how anyone can be productive under those kinds of conditions. What do you do for an encore? Slash the guys tires before he leaves the parking lot?

    3. Re:When I fire someone... by cusco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You, sir, are a frelling scumbag. Sorry, there's no way to sugar-coat it, you get far too much enjoyment from fucking over someone's life to be considered a decent human being. Fortunately people like you are so aggressive during the initial interview process that I don't have to worry about being stuck working with you.

      It's management attitudes like this that breeds disgruntled employees that will steal company data. Treat people decently and 1) you will very rarely have to fire employees, and 2) when employees leave they aren't going to be inclined to take the customer database with them.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    4. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll I nearly bought it until I seen the search on the way out deal.

    5. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess... you work at Paranoid Assholes, Inc. and you named the company yourself?

    6. Re:When I fire someone... by cusco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By the way, scumbag, your admins are snooping the keylogger for the employee's password, and stealing data logged in as them. Or is that you doing that?

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    7. Re:When I fire someone... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I'd do if I wanted to maximize the shot of the terminated employee sticking it back to me. You start with the language "time for him to go" without any justification, THEN you search for every possible thing you can find in the contract to trump up the charges as much as you can ('illicit' web browsing). You illegally search personal belongings under the assumption of guilt without court oversight, while if the employee got into something he shouldn't have at work, you'd have the police there in microseconds... I hope I never have to work for someone like you.

      It's an arduous process, but it's my job to protect the company from thieves.

      safety over liberty. companies like yours should just move your offices to china and be done with it. Get out. We don't want you.

    8. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never accept an offer of employment from a company such as your company. Bozo!

    9. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of what you describe is illegal and would get your imaginary company sued. Bad troll.

    10. Re:When I fire someone... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      This is every place I worked with the exception of working in an amusement park for minimum wage years ago.

      I wish I were a consultant so I could be treated as good as you, but HR and the legal department dictate these policies, to protect their asses and make it look like their jobs are important so they never get canned etc.

      Lawsuit and legal liability dictate this and if you were ever sued for wrongful termination or for having a hostile work environment that favors sexual harasement, the basic fact that you refused to take these measures shows your guilty. Why would he try to hide it ... ?

      Another reason too why outsourcing is so still hot. Other countries do not have these liabilities and risks to do business.

    11. Re:When I fire someone... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Most of what you describe is illegal and would get your imaginary company sued. Bad troll.

      Illegal!? Try illegal not too in a liability sense. When you terminate you have to cover your ass in every way imaginable and be a psycopath. You have to prove why you fired someone and then cover the damage they can do and use the tools as justification.

      I think it is horrible, but what if employee x sued back? The fact that the employer did not have such procedures in place to prevent this sexually hostile work environment shows they were negligent. What did they have to hide etc.

      Thank the lawyers if anything that have to go through this insanity to prove you do actually monitor what is going on and that employee x was fired because of X, Y, and Z or for no reason at all because it is a right to work state. If you say or do anything that is not verbatim then you might accidently showed you fired because you were biased, racist, or sexist.

    12. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for reaffirming my policy of keeping a copy of all work documents at home, including emails. And most especially anything even possibly illegal done by my employer.

      This policy has saved my butt twice in the past, once giving me recourse from an actual illegal act of that employer, and once from a just plain accident (dead hard drive and a corrupt backup. The unauthorized home backup was fine.)

      Treat me correctly and your company secrets will be completely safe, possibly safer since you cut the funding for the upgrade to the backup system. Try to use me a fall guy when your scam blows up, and I'll hand you your head.

    13. Re:When I fire someone... by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      Wow, man, i wish i was your employee, and screw you before you fire me........
      Man, you will die young, such a paranoia is rare to see these days.

    14. Re:When I fire someone... by pclminion · · Score: 2

      If you fire people often enough that you have codified a rote procedure for it, then you are a fucking shitty manager. Apparently, you don't have any skill hiring decent workers in the first place. When you brag about canning people, you're really bragging about how awful a judge of character and skill you are. HR, of course, knows these procedures by heart (it's their job function). But if you are a decent manager in any sense, the termination of an employee should be a reason for you to quite literally shed tears. At the first company I ever worked for, the founder did terminate someone once. After taking care of this unpleasant task, he pulled me outside, shaking and in tears. He explained that it was the most difficult thing he had ever done, and he nearly begged me to go out for beers with him at the end of the day so he could drown his sorrow without feeling like an alcoholic.

    15. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of counties have liabilities and risks to do business, it's just that it's not as insidious as the US, well, maybe Germany is pretty close where employees fuck their clients over instead to keep themselves from being in trouble.

    16. Re:When I fire someone... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you give employees about a 3 to 4 week warning that somebody's going to be canned. That procedure could end up really biting you in the face if enough of your employees happen to actually like each other.

    17. Re:When I fire someone... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      You gotta be careful about that... choosing to not accept an offer of employment from an employer, regardless of who it is, can result in the immediate cancellation of one's employment insurance benefits.

      Of course, they might not ever find out about it... but it's still definitely possible. You can't always tell if an employer is getting government subsidies to minimize training costs when hiring people coming off of EI.

    18. Re:When I fire someone... by wesharris6 · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that. Trying to search ME with a wand, doesn't much work. Refusal on my part, calling the police on another part. Nothing like a good bit of a lawsuit for search and seizure.

    19. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded with the rest of you. It's understandable that you have a standard policy for firing - that, at least, I agree with. Better to be prepared for something then unprepared.

      Your methods, though, are complete crap.

      24/7 monitoring to CATCH A VIOLATION OF THE POLICY, because you've written a policy everyone will violate! You just enforce it at whimsy rather then evenly, so you can basically make it illegal to be disliked by you. You are, quite literally, taking your tactics from the racist Jim Crow South - hell, even the HEIGHT of Jim Crow couldn't stoop as low as you because the Supreme Court would stomp on it!

      I'd consider it almost a duty to fuck you over on my way out. Eventually, someone's going to hear about your policy BEFORE you ambush them with it, and you're going to face hell. And I at least, will laugh.

    20. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful when you think on operating in other countries. A lot of these practices of yours coudl put you in jail in some countries like where I leave. For example, searching a person against its will its only allowed by law enforcement forces here and constitutes assault and will very surely cost you a few days in jail. Also If you show up any evidence made with any monitoring tool that the monitored person was not aware of ( by written admission ) without a Judge order you can incur in 20 years jail here :)

    21. Re:When I fire someone... by twmcneil · · Score: 1

      Geez, what a dick.

      --
      "The ferrets, they're every where I tell you!"
    22. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like I'm feeding a troll here, but if you give them access to personal email, what is the point of patting them down for USB sticks if they can have just emailed the data from an account outside of your control to another account they've never used from your network before?

      I suspect you've generated one of the worst possible environments for data theft, in that you've done an incredible job constructing a procedure that is ideal for angering outgoing employees but poor for actually preventing them from stealing your data.

    23. Re:When I fire someone... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought. Even if no one is using those passwords, by using key loggers to snoop passwords, you invalidate all of your permission logging, so you don't actually know who accessed what.

    24. Re:When I fire someone... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No, invalidating all of your access log records by passing around the employee's password is certainly NOT going to protect you from lawsuit.

    25. Re:When I fire someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This right here is the typical slash idiot pompous jerk.

      I'm not sure if this is real or not, but it almost sounds like this fool works for Kodak or Xerox they have had plenty of time to hone in the layoff skills.

      Worry about thieves? Really, if someone is a thief chances are they have been ripping you off all along without you knowing.

    26. Re:When I fire someone... by Beerdood · · Score: 1

      Picture frames are also disassembled and other items searched as thoroughly as possible.

      I'm not sure what the funniest thing about your post is quite yet. It could be
      1) The above quote on picture frame dissassembly, by far the most ridiculous termination procedure I've even heard of
      2) The fact that every single one of the other responses (so far) fail to see your attempt at humor
      3) Some of the above angry responses are actually modded insightful, acknowledging that dozers of other modders didn't quite get it either!


      Props to you AC

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  17. Employer could always be nice by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This survey seems (admittedly without having read TFA) to be skewed by the "if fired" clause. Now, I would have thought most admins would have their privileges revoked if they were being sacked, but here's a question:

    How many of us, if on the receiving end of unjust treatment, would honestly not at least entertain the fantasy of "getting back" at that company? Be honest, now.

    Thought so.

    Since the company invests a lot of trust in its sysadmins, it should at least treat them respectfully, since trust has to work both ways.

    1. Re:Employer could always be nice by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Been laid off a few times. Most of the time I stayed on and had full access for the two weeks they paid me to stay and do knowledge transfer. I guess it depends on the person...

    2. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "How many of us, if on the receiving end of unjust treatment, would honestly not at least entertain the fantasy of "getting back" at that company? Be honest, now.

      Thought so."

      I can't really get upset with a business owner doing what he wants with his own property, even if I think it is a stupid self destructive choice in this hypothetical case of being fired or whatnot even while doing good work. Furthermore, revenge wouldn't make anything better, it would just add more misery to the mix. So no, this notion of lashing out seems absurd to me even as a simple fantasy. Perhaps my enlightened attitude would go out the window if such a thing ever did happen to me, but even then I could not imagine this being a good idea. Doing such a thing destroys the goodwill you have built up in your career and puts you in a worse position than someone who has no job experience at all. If HR is worried about bad hires coming from the untested, imagine how quickly they'd pass over a resume that returns from a background check with mention of malicious behavior.

      In isolation, these things sound scary, but for a person to actually go through with this sort of nonsense, they'd have to be pushed much closer to the edge of sanity than just being fired or having a shitty boss. I'd expect to find that in cases that this sort of thing does happen, additional variables are at work like mental instability or favorable opportunity to not get caught for example.

    3. Re:Employer could always be nice by EdIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It does depend on the person. I would never even remotely consider it for a second, even if I was owed money. That's what lawsuits are for.

      When you do sensitive work like working with customer databases and sysadmin work that takes you everywhere inside a company, you need to be trusted. Your actions could get around to other companies.

      As for still having access, I wouldn't know. That would require testing for it.

      I know it is tempting to get revenge, but in the end I would rather have my integrity and knowing that I was the better person and professional.

    4. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Posting as AC for good reasons.
      A few years backs, I was one of the top dogs in the IT dept of a small but VERY profitable company. I had a good reputation and I held myself to high standards as we all like to think of ourselves. But during a particularly bitter shareholder war I found myself a the crossroads. I was asked to do some very unethical tasks for one side of the belligerent parties and I refused knowing full well it could spell the end of me if that particular faction ever came on top.

      Of course in the end they did and I was sacked promptly exactly like you mentionned -just as I entered the building I was nearly cattle prodded into the HR office and given my walking papers after eight years of above reproach work. I was left high and dry and no severance package whatsoever even though it was spelled out in my hiring contract.

      Bitter and angry- yes you bet. However I had wisely created a "emergercy care package" for myself in the form of various pieces of informations and when I went to court, some of that information was used by my lawyer to very deadly effect.

      In the end all my good conduct and proper attitude did not save my job. Doing the right thing usually does not assures you that somehow you will get not get screwed if it makes cash sense to someone. So yes, its not nice to walk out with some info but then most employers see you as cattle, so you might as well grow some horns.

    5. Re:Employer could always be nice by Fnord666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your actions will get around to other companies.

      FTFY

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    6. Re:Employer could always be nice by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on the person...

      Yes,and often that's the manager, and how he projects his actions in the situation onto the worker.

      I've almost always seen the psychopath-spectrum manager anxious to have a former employee escorted off the premesis.

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    7. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Judging from the media, most of the worst leaks have not been due to IT people walking out, but hackers, people losing laptops, old hard drives not being wiped/destroyed.

      So despite all those IT people walking out with the data (allegedly), the impact hasn't been that big has it?

      The IT employees already knew and could access all those secrets before they left. If they were not trustworthy when you hired them they would probably abuse the secrets/access already before they left the company. If they were trustworthy, them holding the secrets is not always a bad thing. There have been cases where companies lose important data and ex-employees were good sources of "backups", or don't know how to do things and need help from the ex-employees + "backed up" data.

      Heck they might even use encryption to protect the backups unlike the company. Just sayin' ;).

    8. Re:Employer could always be nice by doston · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your actions will get around to other companies.

      FTFY

      Not necessarily. A lot of companies are too concerned about lawsuits to say anything other than job title and start/end dates. They blacklist you at their company, of course, but there's not a lot of interest in informing other companies; just risk with no real upside, prudent policy generally shun references.

    9. Re:Employer could always be nice by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily. A lot of companies are too concerned about lawsuits to say anything other than job title and start/end dates. They blacklist you at their company, of course, but there's not a lot of interest in informing other companies; just risk with no real upside, prudent policy generally shun references.

      I don't know about the industry you're in but in my field there is a lot of personal networking going on. (That's why Facebook and LinkedIn actually are important to me.) If I sabotaged a workplace and any of my buddies found out about it, I would have a verrrrrrrry difficult time finding work because they'd speak up. I personally have a couple of names I know I'll speak up against over release of confidential data.

      This may not be a factor in your field, but you should consider how every year more and more people get connected to social networking. The whole "what happened at the company stays at the company" philosophy is rapidly becoming a thing of the past.

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    10. Re:Employer could always be nice by Reschekle · · Score: 2

      I don't dispute or disagree that word would get around or even think its a bad thing, but the employee may have grounds for a lawsuit if he finds out that there is some behind the scenes talking going on.

    11. Re:Employer could always be nice by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      What sibling said.

      Hell, even the vendors here in Portland will pass word around (candidate names come up at a lunch meeting w/ a vendor, sales rep says "oh yeah - Joe Sixpack - he's the one who screwed over Acme WidgetCo... their billing was down for a month and it screwed us up pretty good..." )

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    12. Re:Employer could always be nice by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 2

      Your actions will get around to other companies.

      Not necessarily. A lot of companies are too concerned about lawsuits to say anything other than job title and start/end dates. They blacklist you at their company, of course, but there's not a lot of interest in informing other companies; just risk with no real upside, prudent policy generally shun references.

      If you're worried about what previous employers are saying about you to prospective employers...there are companies who will make calls like they are looking at hiring you. If any of these companies do the stupid thing...which can and will happen...you have a transcript of what they were told. Myself...after some of the scumbags I've worked for...would have been well worth the cost.

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    13. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You'd better have a damn good lawyer. If you are management you can prove the allegations, but if you are a lowly dev you'll get sued for defamation of character in a heartbeat.

    14. Re:Employer could always be nice by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the end all my good conduct and proper attitude did not save my job. Doing the right thing usually does not assures you that somehow you will get not get screwed if it makes cash sense to someone. So yes, its not nice to walk out with some info but then most employers see you as cattle, so you might as well grow some horns.

      I worked at a job years ago which was going through a merger. Because of this...during the weekly meeting it was mentioned the IT department didn't want to face another $250,000 fine from the BSA that year for pirated software. Of course...all the contractors they had working were running tons of pirated software...as well as some of the employees. When I was handed my walking papers two weeks after this...my first call was to the BSA. Don't know what happened to these employees or company...but I ended up with a better paying contract job I loved three days later...even though my contract wasn't renewed six months later because of the economy.

      The funniest part was this company I was fired from didn't lock me out for several days...so I could have done some damage...but didn't. Companies don't take due diligence...they deserve whatever happens to them.

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    15. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I was laid off they did the best thing they could've done, severance. Not only did I have to behave to collect it but it went far to assuage any hurt feelings (it was pretty decent).

    16. Re:Employer could always be nice by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Informative

      True, but you'd have to know that it happened. All the company has to do is say: "We're not interested at this time.", not: "We heard about what you did to the server, forget it."

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    17. Re:Employer could always be nice by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

      As for still having access, I wouldn't know. That would require testing for it.

      I've never been fired, but I have left jobs where I had access to sensitive information. What I did was write an distribute memo which listed everything I could think of that I needed to be locked out of, then sat down on my last day with the person who was supposed to do it and made sure it happened.

      Protection is a two-way street. Not only does it protect my former employer from me, if anything happens after I leave it makes it less likely suspicion will fall on me. Besides that revenge is a juvenile act. It feels better to do the right thing and move on than to gloat over the power you wield over the people you left behind.

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    18. Re:Employer could always be nice by lightknight · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hmm. In my case, I drop what I'm doing, and leave.

      So far as I cam concerned, if I'm fired, the network / users are officially no longer my problem, as of that exact moment. I don't plot revenge; if I've been doing my job, and the firing is unjust, my absence will slowly deteriorate the network / machines into an unusable state (let the users solve their own driver installation problems, and good luck with the servers if / when the RAID goes down). If it is just, then I'm sure someone equally or more capable has / will be hired to maintain things.

      You'd be surprised what happens when things are left to their natural tendencies (it usually takes 3 months before things have gotten bad enough to warrant a phone call).

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    19. Re:Employer could always be nice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      That's what I did at my previous position.

      Then, he shorts my check by the majority, apparently claiming I didn't show up for anything more than the next two days...

      As for the topic of this thread? Look. It doesn't quite work the way the sodding article wants you to think it does. They word these things for sensationalism to scare the people doing the hiring.

      privileged password lists

      Oh, you mean the one associated with my myriad systems accounts, on my personal laptop, which I was expected to use - after hours - in support of the company and/or the clients I'm to support? Yes, I walked out with that. The last time I heard, I am still entitled to at least my own personal property and not being legally obliged to divulge a non-essential account password. And in the case of system and service passwords (or keys) - yes, I or someone like me set them up. No, I don't remember them, and just because I set them up doesn't mean I've still got them.

      company databases

      You mean the client after-hours contact list I've got, or the phone numbers and email addresses of every client the company has which I or my group supports? Those 'company databases' which are on my phone for the purposes of after-hours support and notification? Or the ones in my personal address book, which were put there after I befriended the clients? Or how about the personal copy of the (technical) documentation and tools I wrote, personally (either on the clock or off), which I would like for the purposes of later reference and use?

      R&D plans and financial reports

      Believe it or not, but when you're working for an MSP, the client will ask the technicians (the people they trust), "does this look right?" when they don't trust the sales and marketing people.

      I will grant that willful theft can and does occur, and I have noticed how it is trivial to actually steal said information. What's amazing is that more people do not do so, and that this information does not go on to get used more often. It is, in my opinion, a testament to the generally high ethical nature of people in systems (vs. say, your average sales weasel).

      What's all the more amazing is that society has gotten so sick as to think it's not only reasonable but expected for a highly skilled professional to have nothing aside from what's in their head to show for their professional work. In IT, you're expected to have no contact with the clients or customers after leaving jobs; you're expected to have no trace of information indicating you worked for said company. I realize a lot of that is universal boiler plate, but from what I've noticed, it's only in IS/IT where abuse of these universal policies gets enforced.

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    20. Re:Employer could always be nice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Interesting

      However I had wisely created a "emergercy care package" for myself in the form of various pieces of informations and when I went to court, some of that information was used by my lawyer to very deadly effect.

      As someone who's going through something very similar now, let me ask: what was in your care package?

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    21. Re:Employer could always be nice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Unless I wasn't perfectly clear: what I was trying to convey is that the questions to this survey may very well have been skewed. For instance, a question like:

      Do you have prior customer contact information on your personal phone?

      Could easily have led to the survey-taker checking off "Stole proprietary company information". Why? Because that is most assuredly how the businesses looking to prosecute someone for theft or breach of (NDA) contract would be looking for. The same could, more or less, be applicable to every single one of their "types of information" in one way or another.

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    22. Re:Employer could always be nice by rhook · · Score: 1

      In many states it is illegal to record a conversation without the consent of both parties.

    23. Re:Employer could always be nice by kaladorn · · Score: 2

      HR people at a lot of companies move around between those companies and have HR contacts elsewhere.

      There's the official statement a company you used to work for might make ("yes, X was employed here." "what were they like as an employee?" "yes, X was employed here." "I see....") and then there's what happens when the HR people talk to each other and you don't get the job, but for other reasons than the ones that were the actual reason (that they talked to a friend and found out you are a problematic person to employ).

      Most people talk about how to deal with potentially disgruntled workers... I found the best way is to treat them reasonably (as a company). It cuts your odds of a problem a lot. You still have to be cautious and restrict access, but your odds of a nasty scenario are much lower that way. Some companies get this.

      There have been companies I worked for where I was billing overtime on the Friday night of my last day because I was still doing clean up and knowledge transfer. I've only once had the escorted out thing and that's because they were doing a mass dot-com-crash layoff and everyone had to be treated the same.

      Frankly, its usually to the company's benefit to let me do handover, code base cleanup, project wind down, etc. and they usually understand that.

      But really, if you have a volatile guy in a top slot who is likely to screw you over, the best HR process is a parking lot accident.... just sayin'.

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    24. Re:Employer could always be nice by kaladorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The last sentence is the real secret.

      If an employer doesn't want me, I don't want to be there. If they want me but can't keep me due to overall economics (it happens in contracting regularly), then you just smile, thank them, and move on and you may well be back working there again later sometime.

      Revenge is not only infantile, its often criminal. Is it really worth getting your @$$ kicked and fined or jailed? Don't think so.

      Never burn your bridges, even if the other side are unmitigated jerks. You can be the bigger man. Even if you get the short end of the stick, somebody will probably notice your conduct and recognize it for the right way to behave. Sometimes you might end up working for them 5 years down the line.

      Case in point:

      Final year of college (software engineering) in city A, I did a project with well known embedded POSIX compliant OS vendor in city B. I met some of their staff.

      After completing the year, I had a bunch of interviews in city B at a different company. On arriving, I recognized one of the guys I'd be working with/for. It took us most of the time there to twig to what it was. I'd met him in City C at COMDEX working for the POSIX OS company from city B. He was now working for another company (whom I went to work for as well).

      I'd met him months before at a computer show in another city entirely and only coincidentally happened to be doing a project for the company he worked for, then we met at an interview for the company I was actually interested in working for and there he was.

      If I'd been a jerk beforehand, he'd have remembered. As it was, he remembered me favourably. The interview was good enough I got hung with a fun nickname even before I was officially hired!

      Beware the bridge you burn, it might be the one you need to advance across later.

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    25. Re:Employer could always be nice by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Companies should protect themselves.

      OTOH, if you behave like a jerk, that's not exactly on their head either. Yes, they left themselves open, but it still took you being a jerk as part of the equation before it was a problem.

      Companies treat you as cattle, 'tis true. If you work for a company knowing that, it is either carrying on under false pretenses or accepting that. If it is the former, then you're not deserving of any better conduct from your employer really. if it is the latter, then striking back later when you knew the score when you signed up is just some bitter jerkish behaviour.

      Try maybe to have a bit more class than the employer.

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    26. Re:Employer could always be nice by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Not just risk, if you got rid of an employee because they did something bad, it can actually in your interest for them to start working for a competitor... If they screwed you, chances are they will screw them at some point too.

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    27. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end all my good conduct and proper attitude did not save my job. Doing the right thing usually does not assures you that somehow you will get not get screwed if it makes cash sense to someone. So yes, its not nice to walk out with some info but then most employers see you as cattle, so you might as well grow some horns.

      Indeed. Whilst remaining professional and not walking away with data that you're not entitled to is definitely the "right" thing to do, always remember and understand that such professionalism is only respected by other people who themselves are professional and therefore respect that professionalism.

      There are many companies staffed by many not-so-professional executives who would gladly overlook the "unprofessionalism" (and downright criminality) of you bringing them a whole bunch of salubrious and salacious data on their biggest competitors. In fact, in certain situations, it can be the handover of that very data that secures you the job.

    28. Re:Employer could always be nice by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      It's fairly common for people to be fired, and then a month or two taken back on at a higher rate (or as a high rate contractor) because the company realised they did actually need them after all.

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    29. Re:Employer could always be nice by realxmp · · Score: 2

      A transcript doesn't count as a recording for the purposes of wiretap law, otherwise you'd probably run into first amendment issues.

    30. Re:Employer could always be nice by ChipMonk · · Score: 2

      Twelve US states are all-party consent states:
      California
      Connecticut
      Florida
      Illinois
      Maryland
      Massachusetts
      Michigan
      Montana
      Nevada
      New Hampshire
      Pennsylvania
      Washington

    31. Re:Employer could always be nice by SpooForBrains · · Score: 2

      "You can be the bigger man. Even if you get the short end of the stick, somebody will probably notice your conduct and recognize it for the right way to behave. Sometimes you might end up working for them 5 years down the line."

      In addition to being good business practise, this is good advice for pretty much everything in life in my experience including but not limited to driving, relationships, friendships.

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    32. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Although the last time I left a job, I didn't quite trust my old boss (why I was leaving) and I didn't trust my new supervisor. Since I was a sysadmin over both *nix and Windows, the last thing I did was disable my accounts and I had a witness. About 6 monthes later, the supervisor left and my witness was in that role; when he called me with a quesiton that required looking around, I was more than fine with him re-enabling my accounts, I helped out, and then I asked that he re-lock them.

    33. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any evidence of criminal activity of course. You never know what that shitty little company did before you worked there. I'm different from the previous AC, but in a similar situation I found a whole database of their no longer running illegal online pharmacy operation. Just quietly copy it home and save it for a rainy day. I never needed it, but I felt much better about having it.

    34. Re:Employer could always be nice by fa2k · · Score: 1

      [....]unmitigated jerks. You can be the bigger man. Even if you get the short end of the stick, [....] I met some of their staff.[....] there to twig [...] I got hung [...]

      Did I get them all? ;)

    35. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When all of your prospective employers start saying this, then you have a very suspicious situation going on. Then the lawsuits get filed. You can't really win.

    36. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you find out that the company that refuses to hire you has an HR employee from the company you were recently let go from, you have a smoking gun that could be used as a basis for a lawsuit. Probably still hard to prove, but I don't think you can skirt the issue as easily as you think.

    37. Re:Employer could always be nice by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0

      In this job market? How are you even going to narrow it down?

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    38. Re:Employer could always be nice by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      I've almost always seen the psychopath-spectrum manager anxious to have a former employee escorted off the premesis.

      I tend not to work for those long... So it becomes me telling them, not the other way around.

    39. Re:Employer could always be nice by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      I have never been hired back. (Had some offers) But I have done a LOT of contracting for former employers. At a nice rate... :)

    40. Re:Employer could always be nice by avandesande · · Score: 1

      No s__t! A hiring manager at a company isn't going to want to get involved in a lawsuit, they aren't going to tell you that they know anything. Every person I have talked to to check on a recruit has been very candid.....

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    41. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was emails. It is always emails.

    42. Re:Employer could always be nice by houghi · · Score: 1

      It depends on the person as well on the reason for being fired as well as company policy. I have seen several situations.

      1) The person being fired has been a complete asshole. The company takes away all his rights and just annoy him by forcing him to come anyway. This I have seen happen only once and the asshole deserved it.
      2) You do your whole time.
      3) An agreement will be made where part of the time is being done and the other is being payed out.
      4) You are required to leave the company immediately and you get payed out in full.

      3 and 4 is what happens most of the time. And being fired is not a 2 weeks pay check. I have been fired, requested to leave the building (after saying goodby to my co-workers) and got a check for 5 months pay (even though I was entitled for only 3. Thanks boss). Got a job after a months holiday. The reason was downsizing.
      I got fired at another job and I had to stay on for 3 months and then got payed 7 months. Already had a job lined up. Only took a week of then.

      The difference between the two was basically company policy. At the first company if you were fired, you would leave the same day, no matter what the reason. No matter what the project. No matter what your job description was. Yes, that included the CEO and COO and others.

      I hardly ever see 2. What happens most of the time is 3 and people can (and will) often leave earlier.

      Obviously if they fire people for theft or other grave reasons, then they will be leaving right away. However most of the time it is pretty civilized.

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    43. Re:Employer could always be nice by houghi · · Score: 1

      It depends. I know of one company who was informed by their competition that a fired employee was trying to, uh, promote themselves by explaining what data he had available for them.
      The reason they did this was because otherwise they would risk HUGE settlement costs after wards. Just not worth the risk.

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    44. Re:Employer could always be nice by rhook · · Score: 1

      Where in the law does it say a recording has to be audio?

    45. Re:Employer could always be nice by doston · · Score: 1

      It depends. I know of one company who was informed by their competition that a fired employee was trying to, uh, promote themselves by explaining what data he had available for them. The reason they did this was because otherwise they would risk HUGE settlement costs after wards. Just not worth the risk.

      Thank you for a great example of an extenuating circumstance.

    46. Re:Employer could always be nice by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Too many cases of admins running wild in recent history.

      No, I would never ever do anything to jeopardize the decades of work I've performed to further the career I've invested so much sweat and tears into, let alone do something like this which might land me in legal trouble or even jail. It's not worth it. I've been termed before and it's a very simple thing: if you're termed, you suck it up, you get your resume ready and you find another job. Notice I didn't say "look for another job", either, because it's not about the search, it's about the results. Feed the mouths that need feeding and all that.

    47. Re:Employer could always be nice by operagost · · Score: 1

      So how big was the bounty from the BSA?

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    48. Re:Employer could always be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what's the difference? They know what you did to the server and they're not interested.

  18. But that assumes you don't have penny pinching nut by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 2

    jobs in accounting making decisions. You know, oh Jeff makes X money but we can hire jackie for X-Y dollars and then fire Jeff. We don't care that Jeff knows the business inside out and Jackie doesn't. We don't care it'll be a year before Jackie comes up to speed and all the evidence says he won't be as good. We'll save a couple bucks now which is good enough. (Even if it screws us in the end.)

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    Did you know 80 to 90% of the moderators on slashdot wouldn't recognize a troll even if one dragged them under a bridge.
  19. Loyalty is a two way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employees learned that kind of behavior from their managers who learned it from the executives.

  20. What if...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you were doing work from home and had a couple DVD filled with confidential docs along with a couple other company purchased pieces of software. One day you walk in and find out your job was eliminated, turn in your laptop and Company Credit Card and there is the door.

    Would you both giving the DVD's back, trash them, hold onto to them for unknown reasons or publish them for the world? I still have them after a couple years, not even sure why but it feels good to know they'd be very pissed if they knew there were still in my possession.

    1. Re:What if...? by cusco · · Score: 2

      I actually had company backup tapes in my possession when I was let go once. Took them back a few days later, and they were so pleased that they told me to keep the 56k modem that I had used for remote access.

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    2. Re:What if...? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Would you both giving the DVD's back, trash them, hold onto to them for unknown reasons or publish them for the world?

      Not being a dishonest, selfish little prick I'd just trash them.

  21. Rule of Thumb for Employee Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who has been laid off from a job (and forced to wipe the hard drive of my personal laptop before I could leave the building), and who has had to hire and fire dozens of employees over the last 10 years, I can offer a bit of insight:

    10% of your employees would never steal from you. Ever. It wouldn't occur to them to do it.

    10% of your employees are determined to steal from you. It's why they applied for the job!

    The other 80% are swayed by circumstance and opportunity. If you treat them like crap (when they're employed or when you fire them) or make it clear that you're lax on security (often as simple as not paying attention), they're going to steal from you. Treat them well (as employees and as ex-employees... don't just toss them overboard... give them a severance package... give them a nice letter of recommendation... make some genuine effort to ease this life-altering transition and show them that you care about what happens to them after they leave) and maintain good security practices and you will drastically cut down on the number of people who steal from you.

    1. Re:Rule of Thumb for Employee Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forced to wipe the drive of your own laptop? You must have been working for a judge then.

    2. Re:Rule of Thumb for Employee Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The company did work for banks, though.

    3. Re:Rule of Thumb for Employee Theft by Reschekle · · Score: 2

      How can you be forced to wipe your personal laptop? What if you refused? Unless the company is offering me a decent severance, they're not getting that level of cooperation out of me when I'm being shown the door.

    4. Re:Rule of Thumb for Employee Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treat them well (as employees and as ex-employees... don't just toss them overboard... give them a severance package... give them a nice letter of recommendation... make some genuine effort to ease this life-altering transition and show them that you care about what happens to them after they leave) and maintain good security practices and you will drastically cut down on the number of people who steal from you.

      this is key to long term growth and prosperity.
      if you treat people like crap then they do crappy work.

      not all employees are good eggs but the vast majority are and if you dont give them the benefit of the doubt after years of good service then you wont deserve them.
      reactionary booting to the curb does more harm than good in most cases because you cant backslap your underling 'good job' one day and follow that up the next day with 'we changed the lock on your toolkit, your fired, walk with me to the parking lot, we dont trust you to walk out yourself' and expect good feeling by your remaining underlings.

      layoffs happen from time to time but if you dont treat them like humans and help them through the process then you wont get them back and they dont refer future businesses/employees to you.

      if you take care of your employees then they will work themselves into the ground for you.

  22. Define "proprietary data", please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I RTFA, and the examples it gave were the same as in the summary above. The thing is, were those the ONLY things measured on the actual survey, or were things like source code and shell scripts written by the layoff-ee ALSO included?

    I'm sure some will violently disagree, but I can understand somebody wanting to take copies of their own work product to use as future reference material. This does NOT justify the replication of entire programs / trade-secret algorithms at a competing company, obviously -- more along the lines of reusing/adapting individual functions, automation scripts, etc) in code written for unrelated industries.

  23. also don't use personality tests for hireing by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    This is because these companies seem to be getting the opposit results from these tests that are intended. They are weeding out the good, honest, and hard working employees. The only people that can pass these things are liars, cheaters, and BSers. Is that the type of employee they really wan't.

  24. This is a problem by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    best practice is to kill access before telling them they're canned. But I've seen a lot of businesses that just fire someone without bothering to tell IT to revoke permissions. Sometimes they'll have access for months after being fired.

    that said, I don't see why people would go through the system for data. First off most of the data is boring and useless. It's reports and records. The only thing besides possibly source code would be credit card numbers. I have access to that database and could extract literally hundreds of thousands of credit card numbers along with all relevant charge data. Should I have access to that? Someone has to... and that's me.

    But I'd never steal like that. I'm the sort of guy you could leave in a room with a billion in cash and come back later to find the same billion in cash untouched. Stupid? Maybe... but I just don't do that.

    What I MIGHT do if I were really pissed is sabotage something. These systems are really complicated and it's really easy to screw something up in the core of the spaghetti code so deep that it will take them weeks to sort it out. I wouldn't profit from that and it would leave no trace to me. But as far as revenge goes it's not bad. You say "oh they could back up"... yeah... but what portion of the system needs to be backed up? It's hard to track that down sometimes unless you really understand it.

    When you're dealing with big old proprietary databases... they're almost more organic then they are an engineering problem. You have to treat them like a doctor. Touch as little as possible and if you have problems try to help it self heal because if you actually to rewrite that monster it will take years.

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    1. Re:This is a problem by cusco · · Score: 1

      I work in the physical security field (key cards, cameras, alarms, that sort of thing.) We had a customer whose former employee showed up at the door to take his friend to lunch. When the guard said, "I'll let them know you're here" the fellow replied that wasn't necessary since his key card still worked (a year after leaving) and he knew where his friend's desk was. Caused a system-wide audit that found dozens of cards still active for employees that hadn't worked there for up to three years. That guy was the only one who had actually used his card after leaving, so they were lucky.

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    2. Re:This is a problem by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      best practice is to kill access before telling them they're canned. But I've seen a lot of businesses that just fire someone without bothering to tell IT to revoke permissions. Sometimes they'll have access for months after being fired.

      I was at a place once that called some people in for THE meeting, and while the employee was being handed their cards, someone else deleted their email addresses, etc, from the Company address book. One of us noticed this, and spotted the "He's out... he's in ... she's out ..." happening. Nasty.

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    3. Re:This is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my company, the manager calls you out of the room. Within 30 seconds, IT is in there to reboot your machine to verify you're logged out of the domain, and all your access is already revoked.

    4. Re:This is a problem by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      It varies from company to company. Depends on how in the loop IT is on things. If IT is low on the totem pole they often don't get told until well after the fact.

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    5. Re:This is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, people realize they're about to get fired when IT locks them out of the systems. This happens too often due to managers with no sense at all.

  25. It's all in the wording of the question by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

    Be very careful when reading these surveys. The wording can be critical, and can mean something different than what the headline is implying. For example:

    If you were told that you were going to be fired tomorrow, what, if anything would you take with you?

    The answer would have to include things that you already have in your possession. So no malicious intent is required here! For example, 5% responded "R&D plans." That doesn't mean that they would steal R&D plans in response to being fired. It could be that they already had those plans on a flash drive on their key ring, perhaps because they gave a presentation on the topic recently. 8% responded "Privileged password list" which could mean that they keep an encrypted copy of vital passwords in case they need to remote into the servers from home. They might take the "Customer database" because they keep a copy on their laptop in case they are on call and need to contact a customer.

  26. What hurts more than being fired?? by bdemchak · · Score: 1

    ... easy ... the prosecution (civil and criminal) that occurs once they find you with their data. Promise: it will transcend the warm feeling of completely wrecking your former employer.

    1. Re:What hurts more than being fired?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law is hardly good to use as a barometer of morality. it's too easily bought..usually by the same people who wrongfully fired the guy in the first place.

  27. I think a lot of people would have issues by johnny+cashed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem I have with this is the hypothetical "if you were fired tomorrow" angle on the survey. Why would I be fired tomorrow? For cause? Due to downsizing? A lot of people would feel threatened if they were suddenly fired, especially if they can see their termination as unjustified. This doesn't justify their potential actions, but it really leaves out a lot. How many people, if they were fired tomorrow, would come back with a gun and start shooting people? Probably a lot less. Was that question on the survey?

  28. Love it! by khasim · · Score: 2

    Why have data hosted locally if you they are going to steal it anyways ... etc.

    That is awesome!

    Instead of losing a copy of your data when you fire an employee, you lose complete access to your data when you "fire" the cloud provider.

    Or when they fire you by jacking up the rates so much that your company profits go to their company.

    I love it!

  29. You might get life in prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what happened to one person who took "backups" home.

    http://www.johnwdowns.com/

    His defense was completely inane. He got exactly what he deserved.

    1. Re:You might get life in prison by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      Here's what happened to one person who took "backups" home and also wrote to the embassy of a different country in which he worked and offered to sell them secrets.

      http://www.johnwdowns.com/blog/?p=100

      FTFY

    2. Re:You might get life in prison by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      yup..gotta love corporate-backed government.. life in prison for copying data? please..

    3. Re:You might get life in prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is certainly ok to steal and foreclose on someone's home or fuck over other people's lives or embezzle money in the form of CEP bonsues. That is ok, but copy those 1010's! IN THE SLAMMER

  30. goals at odds by v1 · · Score: 2

    You have two competing goals, company security BY the employees, vs company security FROM the employees.

    IT are like the cops in town. In order for them to do their job you have to trust them with powers that can be abused. There is no perfect solution to this problem. The best thing you can do if you are a reasonable sized organization is to simply have the power spread out horizontally well, so the watchers can watch each other.

    In small businesses, you may have a small IT staff tree that's composed of people that do jobs that have very little overlap, and that makes their position more abusable.

    I've seen it work both ways on the way out. I've seen people get 6 weeks of advance notice, and I've personally been handed papers when I arrived in the parking lot. Paranoia varies, just as trust varies. If you're in an "at-will state" you can get the rug pulled out at any time, and many companies do this as a matter of policy. I consider it very double-standardish, that last place my manager told me he expected me to give two weeks notice if I was leaving, but when I asked how much notice he'd give me, well, that's different! IMHO, employers that think that's playing fair deserve zero day notice, and should consider that the tradeoff for having a zero-day notice for their employees.

    Considering the present economy, the value of job security has gone up, and I would certainly find a job less attractive if I knew my employer had a "meet you at the door on Monday with a box of your stuff" policy. But what if I were going to be evil? Then I'd say you need to train your HR people to hire people with better character, good references, and thorough background and job-history checks. You need to be able to trust your IT staff, because of the nature of their position, just like the city needs to be able to trust the cops it hires. If you don't hire people you don't trust, you don't have to zero-day bomb them when layoffs are required. Promote from within instead of hiring off the street into positions of trust and power. If a new hire isn't trustworthy, thank him for his time and give him his two weeks and find someone else. Don't burn people that are in a position of power.

    You think it's unfair when a semi-key staff walks on you? Try being that staff when he gets to go home and sit on the couch all day waiting for the wife to get off work, trying to figure out how to tell her he's unemployed as of now. It hits the employee a lot harder than it should hit the company. And in any reasonable sized company, no single person walking should be able to do great damage, nothing like your home income dropping 50 (or 100) percent overnight.

    I also read from time to time about karma coming back and biting employers that zero-day a key IT. And I'm not talking about the cases where Joe Fired remotes in and makes a mess etc. I mean the "this broke again, oh crap, Joe usually fixes this, what do we do now?" sort of cases. Responsible employees try to prevent this sort of dependency but companies often don't give enough time or resources to accomplish it. (time to document, hours to crosstrain, etc) So you can't just blindly go blaming the employee. And so now you're left with missing key experience, and a burned bridge. I watched that happen twice at one company. They zero-day'd a key person, only to find that he was the best go-to man for certain things, and a company mass-mail went out to NOT call that person for help. (because they had made it clear they were going to charge for every support call they received a result of his departure) So that leaves us all fumbling around for hours at a tim trying to figure things out that a 10 second phonecall could have solved. Wonderful waste of resources, makes us look like bumbling idiots in front of the client, etc. "Why are you here? Where's Joe, he's always the one you send to work on our server? Really? Are you going to be able to fix this? (after a few hrs...) Can't we just call

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    1. Re:goals at odds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a job I had back in the day, where I was the primary contact for an account with our local newspaper. They used our service to fax out their daily news sheet. I was the guy who made the fax broadcast work properly.

      The company let me go during a tight period when they were "trimming the fat." They had already lost several contractors who walked when they realized they weren't likely to get paid anytime soon.

      Not long after that, I ran into an admin assistant who still worked there. She told me the newspaper was desperate because their broadcast was either late, missing, or screwed up every day, and they were begging the company to call me and get me back. Of course I never heard peep from them, but damn, that made me feel good!

    2. Re:goals at odds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually like your analogy a lot with the cop thing.

      IT/Development really is a beat cop, detectives and forensics scientists all wrapped up into one.

      I'm still more proud explaining my job to my dad in terms of construction, never mind cars.

    3. Re:goals at odds by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Responsible employees try to prevent this sort of dependency but companies often don't give enough time or resources to accomplish it. (time to document, hours to crosstrain, etc)

      honestly, I find that 'you will crosstrain before we can your ass' etiquette extremely insulting and demoralizing. I refuse to do that. If an employer wants to can me, I have better things to do than sacrifice for them while they find 'better' people to replace me. The moment I'm notified, their problems are no longer mine. Why? because I have to find new employment.

    4. Re:goals at odds by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      If you're in an "at-will state" you can get the rug pulled out at any time,

      All states, at least in the United States, are "at-will." I suspect you are confusing "at-will" with contractual job protections like those enforced by some unions (not to be confused with right-to-work either).

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    5. Re:goals at odds by v1 · · Score: 1

      they were begging the company to call me and get me back. Of course I never heard peep from them

      Pride, one of the many contributing factors that lead to business collapse... Pride has no place in a manager's head, certainly not to be put before the good of the company. ("Pride cometh before a fall")

      The fun "academic question" though is, "would you have gone back, and under what terms?" Usually this mean yes but it's gonna cost ya.

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  31. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my case, it would be useless, as our "vital assets" are about as useless as they are outdated, bizarre, convoluted, decades old, silly, stupid, retarded, etc.

    Shall I go on?

  32. Or, by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Companies might build TRUST with their employees that they won't get fired at the drop of a hat, and Companies might develop an ecosystem of resilience with their workers, such that everyone feels responsible for the company and vice versa. How? Socialism. Democritise the work place. VOTE for your boss. You wouldn't accept totalitarian political solutions, why do you accept totalitarian economic solutions? If everyone felt like what they did mattered, and felt like their employment was a vital part of their existence (as opposed to something they do to make money) then people wouldn't dream of walking off with data when they get fired, because getting fired would be rare, and a mark of massive failure. CHANGE YOUR WORLD. For the better. it's not that hard. You just have to get off your ass and demand it.

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    1. Re:Or, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just have to get off your ass and demand it.
       
      I love the mentality... "demand what you want with your fist in the air!" don't try working for it or anything.

    2. Re:Or, by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is the basic fallacy of democracy: just because the majority chooses a path doesnt mean it's the correct one. Democracy works fine for issues that boil down to preference, but not things like engineering or science, which are often the building blocks behind a company's product.

      You should feel like what you do matters, if that's in fact the truth. this 'socialism' doesn't allow for a reality check. This is what's happening with the US fed nowadays: tons of bureaucracy and inefficient, wasteful use of funds, leading to demands for higher taxes and debt. This run amok is what killed the soviet union too.

    3. Re:Or, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VOTE for your boss

      My boss is there to do what his boss says, not what I say. Similarly, my boss doesn't pay wages so I do whatever I feel like.

      Politicians are lying when they say they will do what I want. They offer a collection of policies and I choose the representative which sucks the least.

      Now if I only could find a politician who supported my policies: Socialism (welfare to the individual, regulation of corporations) over corporatism (welfare to the corporation, regulation of freedoms), 'cost-effective' over 'war on terror/drugs/IP piracy', infra-structure (electricity, communication, education) over bombs. Plus a plan concerning global warming (besides 'that is not happening' or taxing local businesses) and oil dependency.

      CHANGE YOUR WORLD. For the better. it's not that hard.

      Yeah, just ask the people in Syria and Egypt. Syria shows what happens when the other side has more guns and dollars than you. Egypt shows that political change doesn't create a nicer society. (I suspect Yemen is going backwards on that one.) And the USA shows that political change doesn't alter the have's and have-not's.

  33. so is this by bitt3n · · Score: 1

    a reason to fire them or a reason not to?

  34. The article title is wrong. by sconeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's why you don't understand.

    The title should read: " MANAGEMENT Admits They'd Walk Out With Stolen Data If Fired"

    TFS says they surveyed managers and executives, not rank and file.

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  35. "If they were fired tomorrow" by ANonyMouser · · Score: 1

    I was going to say something like Ralph above me but without the socialism. Basically if you treat your employees like they matter and have some degree of human value (that is, personnel, NOT HR, massive Freudian slip there), then people behave like they have a stake in what they do.

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  36. Biased Survey? by ark1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An ID management provider does a survey designed to promote identity management. Why should I trust them?

  37. I should have taken docs when I was fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would have been a lot easier to prove wrongful termination when I had the documents that showed the general manager embezzling well over $25,000 per month. But, instead, I didn't have my backup copies at home.

    I've learned my lesson. You should too.

  38. HR is the root of all evil by erp_consultant · · Score: 0

    Part of the problem is that due to HR policies it is increasingly difficult to hire good people. Why? By law you cannot check prior employers for proper references. You can only ask dates of employment and what their position was. This is how it works in the U.S. anyhow. So the potential employee gives you a list of canned references that they always use and will always say good things about them. Resumes? Those get doctored up sometimes too. Most of the time HR is just scanning applications for key words and such without any real understanding of what it all means. This is especially true for tech jobs. Once the person gets hired there are a whole host of things that you CAN'T fire someone for and a much shorter list of what you CAN fire someone for. Is it any wonder that a few bad apples sneak between the cracks?

    1. Re:HR is the root of all evil by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Why? By law you cannot check prior employers for proper references. You can only ask dates of employment and what their position was.

      ..and for good reason. Without this law, any screw up on your part, no matter how minor, or rash action by an insecure employer trashes a career permanently, especially if an old ex employer is badmouthing you. Humans are not robots. Basically, in your world, 98% of the population would be unemployable.

      Do people cheat with references and resumes? sure. it's just become part of the boilerplate of getting a job, very few peoples' experience actually lives up to the unreasonable standards this process implies. So much so that it hardly matters. Just get rid of it. Bring in the prospects, test their abilities relevant to the job, pick a likely winner and see how it goes.

  39. I flipped the usual script and... by couchslug · · Score: 1

    ...remain friends with my former bosses.

    I told them when I was hired I don't take budget cuts personally and if they (literally) needed someone to help tear down the building after closing to give me a call.

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  40. I did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was laid off, before I left, I took all sorts of data with me, as well as several electronic gadgets like flash drives. It was really about saying "fuck 'em" on the way out.

  41. This figure seriously boggles my mind by serutan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In 30 years as a software dev I don't think I've known more than a couple computer geeks who might have the guts to steal data, let alone the personality to locate a buyer, negotiate a price and actually follow through on the deal. Sure we've all seen Office Space and talked trash about what we'd like to do to a company, but at the moment of truth, no way. And managers tend to be even more gutless -- something tells me the survey results were heavily skewed by false bravado.

    1. Re:This figure seriously boggles my mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They interviewed IT MANAGEMENT and EXECUTIVES.

    2. Re:This figure seriously boggles my mind by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of value in business process plans, costing charts, and project management documents. In the right hands, it's worth enough to an executive to start his/her own company based around this template of success. More often as a direct competitor to the industry you came from.

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  42. Confidential data no w, wiki kb content...probably by mmmmmb · · Score: 2

    I very much doubt I'd want or have any need for crm data, financials etc, and on moral grounds wouldn't consider it anyway. However, when it comes to my own knowledge that i've dumped on our wiki (linux tips and tricks, oracle installation/configuration notes, useful sql/scripts etc), hell yes. I've put that content there and use it quite often. If I can't put that kind of things there without being able to take it when I leave, why should I bother putting it there at all.

  43. Stuff I would take by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    Even if I felt the company had screwed me, I wouldn't take anything of true value to the company. However, if I thought I could get away with it, I'd grab several of the little libraries and code routines I've written over the years to make my like easier. I'd hate to have to code them from scratch the next time I needed them.

  44. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big company I worked for made sure you worked from home after hours to earn that "salary" .

    So we set up dev machines at home and worked via VPN when stuff went down.

    End result is you walk in and they terminate your position.You go home and have all the source and all the various passwords that their stupid supervisor insisted on using so he could avoid being locked down by active directory.

    Three years later they STILL have not changed the passwords that allow all access to their main SQL servers or Portal.

  45. So then buy off the ex employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You trust me with the data as an employee, meaning you pay me to respect the data and the security. So pay me to respect it as part of my severance. Give me incentive not to steal from you what was mine the last time I forfeit my labor for your profit. Cos that data is worth money, there's no other reason to take it. O/c times were people would walk out physical property. Those who couldn't, and wished some sort of righteous justice in exchange for their termination, they would just vandalize or terrorize the company's shit. Burn this, break that, throw out a batch or two of mail... one way or another, a belligerant employee will find a way to screw over the employer upon a random and shitty firing. Best practice: Give notice, and plenty of it. Don't just lock my accounts out and refer me to payroll and accounting after my two hour commute and fire me without notice. Many of you think that's the secure route. But playing with fire... well, it's not usual to advise one to play with fire.

  46. Your pro-Joe agenda is becoming clear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a serious note you make a wonderful point.

  47. I walked out with lots of data (by accident) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prior to Hurricane Katrina, I was working in the financial sector as a software architect, using live data feeds to test our systems. On a regular basis and with management's blessings, I was allowed to take home whatever data I wanted to play with or that my project required. I did this for months on end. I usually brought the data home on a USB 1TB drive, but it was too slow for my SQL queries so I copied to my personal SQL server for faster access. When I left them, I forgot about the data, looking forward to my next assignment.

    Hurricane Katrina hit and I had 3 feet of water in my house and several trees on the roof. After drying out the house and totally remodeling it, I started researching which of my electronics were lost and which could be salvaged. Among the PCs salvaged, was my SQL server which contained all of the data from my financial firm. I had full credit reports, bank statements,loan applications and the kicker was that I had this data for significantly well ofer 1 million people that had gotten mortgages.

    Although I formatted the disk and erased the data, it is impossible to prevent this type of issue from occurring.

  48. Offsite backup by Kim0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Stealing data" is another way of saying "offsite backup".

  49. Don't burn bridges by Fencepost · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one time I was laid off (knowing it was coming for months - closing an entire facility, plus I got extended a couple times and had turned down an offer to move to Dayton, Ohio), I was working on wrapping up a project up to the very last day. The last parts were documenting, etc. but when I walked out the door I had my personal laptop that I'd been using for some development work and testing.

    What did I do with the company information on that laptop? I zipped it all up, burned it to a CD along with an index/directory and notes on what might be of interest in case there was anything like homegrown test tools that wasn't on my main system, and mailed it to them. What did I get for all this? Thanks for being so great about everything, which kind of confused me - they'd offered to keep me on if I was willing to move and I refused, and I wasn't going to screw the people I'd been working with for years.

    If you dislike the people you work with enough to screw them when you leave, you're in the wrong place (mentally, physically, whatever) already.

    As it turned out, I ended up doing some fairly substantial hourly consulting for a different division of the same company a few years later, and I suspect that had I pouted my way out the door it wouldn't have happened. I didn't end up needing any of my old coworkers as references (jumped into freelance work with some other former employees), but I have no doubt that I'd have been able to get good references with no difficulties.

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  50. Another way by jandersen · · Score: 2

    There is, believe it or not, another way - it consists in treating your employees as real people, with fairness, respect, dignity and honour. The fact is, you basically get what you ask for; if your whole attitude is that your coworkers are criminals, then for the most part that is exactly what they will choose to be.

    I know this from personal experience - at one point I felt ostracised and treated with suspicion and contempt; and I wouldn't have hesitated with stripping the company of all valuables if I had got the chance. Then we got a new manager, who gave a fair chance to prove myself - and now I wouldn't dream of betraying the trust of my workplace. Of course, the problem is finding a manager who has the integrity and the guts.

  51. Who waits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until they're fired? I have proprietary data my companies IT department LOST in a drive crash due to incompetence. Due to the incoherent nature of their incompetence at storing 'IP' in a central location and protecting it I've amassed all of their IP. I will happily fuck them up the ass and sell it. In several cases it's not patented since someone else holds a patent and it would expose them to risk. ;)

    Your employer should always be the one that gets fucked for terminating your employment for any reason. Live by that and sweep that offal into the dustbin of history. If you're not darwining evil you should be darwin'ed

  52. Amateurs by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

    In the event of getting screwed over I always saw my departure as being more like this http://youtu.be/bhAcPUzsgXQ

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  53. Ok by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Let me just make a bold guess here... The company that sponsored the study offers solutions to his problem, right?

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  54. If you fire them... by kikito · · Score: 2

    ... They are not "insiders" any more. You could call it "previously-insiders" threat.

  55. Re:But that assumes you don't have penny pinching by azalin · · Score: 1

    What about coupling HR bonuses to the performance of the people they hired?

  56. Re:But that assumes you don't have penny pinching by slew · · Score: 1

    A more common occurance is: you know, oh Jeff makes X money, but my friend Jackie is looking for a job that pays X, let's just hire Jackie, make Jeff train Jackie and then fire Jeff, it will only cost us Y dollars to pay both of them for a short period of time then I'll be able to work with my friend Jackie. Too bad about Jeff, but we can't afford two people. Hopefully he'll get the message and start looking for a new job right away...

  57. first against the wall when the revolution comes by PGC · · Score: 1

    So it is clear, we cannot trust the managers and executives. This only shows that we should have as little of them as possible and limit their access to sensitive info as much as possible.

    Also explains the firing policy that you hear about in a lot of American companies: "Ill-doers are ill-deemers".

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  58. Re:But that assumes you don't have penny pinching by afidel · · Score: 1

    That's a sure sign of a poorly run company. My current employer is exactly the opposite, we have an enterprise risk committee and one of the risks they identified is the retention of key IT personnel. I've had offers for more money but all of them came with worse working environments where I wouldn't be as valued and so at least until the global economy starts taking off again there's no way I'm going anywhere.

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  59. Treat human beings decently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Treat human beings decently, and bad things will not happen. If you have to fire someone, do it gently and signal that you want to part friendly and give them a decent severance pay without a fight.
    That's why in Europe you cannot be kicked out literally on the next day.

  60. Re:But that assumes you don't have penny pinching by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    HR performance is coupled to how many people they get fired, not how many they hire. I thought everyone knew that. HR is there to facilitate company savings, heading off the costly, over-qualified people before they get to be interviewed by the departments which need them.

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  61. God! by LucyMary · · Score: 1

    Only 57 percent say they actively do so. The other 43 percent weren't sure or knew they didn't.

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  62. Developers!Developers!Developers! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2

    And there in lies the problem. If I develop code, on my own time, that I reuse at the workplace, whose code is it?

    Yours, but only if you take proper steps to make sure that they know it is yours. I would suggest offering the code to the company to use in perpetuity for the golden license fee of $.01 if you really have some re-usable code you want to give them. They won't balk at the price, and you can whip out a simple little contract that says you own the code but they can do whatever they like with it internally. Then there is never a legal question over who created it later.

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  63. How far do you go? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    If you setup monitoring, who controls it?
    If you setup logging, who admins the systems and has sufficient access to bypass the logging?
    What about people with physical access?

    A lot of these logging schemes are very naive, for instance a web application that logs all the data you access "through the web interface", but it does nothing for someone who gets access to the data at the database or filesystem level, and the same people who have access to the db/fs level also have access to the logs anyway so could easily modify them.

    Also 99% of company networks are based on the classic design, extremely insecure internally with a firewall to hide the insecure mess from the internet... If you're inside, even if you have no network privileges whatsoever you can usually gain access to anything you want in a few minutes given appropriate knowledge. I have done countless pentests where all you get given is an ethernet port, and within an hour we have access to everything (start with domain admin which is easy to get, and anything thats not connected to the windows domain you just keylog the admin workstations which usually are on the domain)... I have yet to pentest a company where it wasn't possible to do this in short order.

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  64. Nine out of ten IT workers are incompetent idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always keep backups of databases, source code, documentation, everything I needed on the job, so that when I'm inevitably called back at twice the price, I have it on hand to fix things up.

    Nine out of ten of you fucktards are totally incompetent, so there is a 91% chance that my replacement is going to fuck everything up, and I'm going to get that phone call. When that happens, it's invaluable to have all those backups and company data.

    Actually, the more I think about it, it is more like 99 out of 100 IT workers are totally incompetent.

  65. A weeks notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I remember reading long time ago in security 101 best practices to remove employee's network privileges a week before they receive the notice" ..

    What company was this that actually gave the employees a weeks notice, instead of marching them out the door on a Friday at 5:00pm ...

  66. I did this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a place where I got fired. The company tried to screw me out of my last paycheck (In Illinois where this is legal).

    Fortunately, my computer was password locked and encrypted, once they figured out they couldn't access any of my files I told them once I get my paycheck I'll provide the password. It worked.

  67. Non-existent moral codex by Pecisk · · Score: 1

    It is funny how people require CEOs, politicans, etc. act accordingly to "all known moral codex", but in same time they are ready to act wrongly, trying to justify because they were badly treatened. Sorry guys, you can't have a cake and eat it too. It's either way - you keep your morale high, even when fired, or you stop complaining how every human on Earth acts on their survival impulses and ignore "social agreement".

    Sysadmins and IT managers have huge power. Acting irresponsible in this way not only can land you in jail, but destroy any hope for career you could have. If it was bad working place and you got fired - fine, you did your best, but it wasn't meant to be, hating your former employee will make you feel sick and nothing more, just steam off your anger and be gone. If it was good - don't ruin your memories and memories of others about you. Yeah, maybe management sucked, but your colegues didn't. Maybe they will return a favor of just being nice to them later.

    Moral codex is not something artificial. It is basic rules of proper survival. You do good, people will return the favor. Not all of them, no. Someone will try to screw you. But in overall, you will better off being nice person and trying to destroy former working place.

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    1. Re:Non-existent moral codex by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, last sentence was meant to "....and *without* trying to destroy your former working place".

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  68. How many CEOs pay themselves with company $? 99.9% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many CEOs pay themselves with company money? 99.9%

    Treat CEOs the same way they'll treat you and treat them that way first.

    Squeeze them for every penny and then leave them stranded.

  69. I said this in an interview by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    I was asked what I considered the most dangerous threat to the security of data. I looked at the person (there were 3) and told them your internal people are the most dangerous threat to your information.

    Judging by the look on their faces, that wasn't the answer they wanted to hear.

    Just goes to show, people don't want to hear the truth.

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  70. Malice-less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were fired, I'd be left with some confidential information at home and possibly on me. It would not be intentional as my only reason for having that data is to do work. It's one of the risks involved when the company makes one work overtime/unscheduled work, has poor time management for projects, and treats the Security Office like a fiefdom.

    If there was a Security Administrator's Oath, I hope the first line would be "I will try my best to get the rest of the staff on my side". Don't give honest employees a rationale for opening security holes (of course, have standards). After that, you can work on not giving them an opportunity to open holes.

  71. Fired by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a job in Comcast's engineering group. After I got fired, as I"m on my way home, they were asking me for my password because a process was running under my account. Needless to say, I didn't share.

    As I was being shown the door, they wouldn't even allow me to cancel my gym membership. I had a security guard with me at all times. I told them "if I wanted to sabotage things, I would have done that by now." Needless to say, they didn't find that amusing.

  72. I wouldnt do it intentionally by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But id be damned if i would take any effort to prevent it if i was canned. Screw 'em..

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  73. ergo, ex-employees are presumed guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One side effect of this widespread willingness of employees to engage in theft/sabotage when fired is that it tars innocent employees with the same brush. I was once fired for finally standing up to my boss when she made yet another unreasonable demand of me. There was a security breach a couple weeks later, and I was immediately accused of it (despite the fact that I hadn't even had admin access to the system that got cracked), with the FBI sent to my home, demanding access to my personal systems and encouraging me to confess. It was literally adding insult (to my integrity) upon injury (to my career). I couldn't prove my innocence (which is impossible of course), but I managed to demonstrate that they had no evidence that I was guilty, and eventually they stopped hassling me. But it left me unemployed, a permanent "person of interest" to the FBI, and unable to get a job in any comparable position because employers assume that my firing was justified and (if they heard about it) would assume I was guilty of the cracking.

  74. humans = shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow. seriously wow. you fuckers

  75. My story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once worked at a real estate company for five years and was let go. One of my responsiblities was to back up some of the mortgage documents we received to CD-ROM (this is late 90s, BTW, for a top ten lender). As they let me go, they asked if I wanted to clean out my desk. I told them they could do it. One of the things they brought to me was the entire archive of CDs of all the mortgage docs, despite all the labels I had put on the CD binders marking them as company property. I had to convince them that the CDs were their property, not mine.

  76. Best Practices (for the employee) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carry a stick with a truecrypt container. Main/Hidden partitions, tax forms, medical stuff, credit card disputes, etc in the main partition. You know the drill.
    As you go about your daily work, you will run across some data that could be useful; take it and store in your similarly encrypted container at home.

    It's even easier if you are in the habit of taking work home with you. Even on a laptop with corporate spyware, you can yank the HDD and mount it in another OS. Or boot from a stick, then do the transfer as you need.

    The day they fire you, thank them politely for the time you worked together, take your things, and leave.

  77. The Facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1: If you treat employee's like crap they will

    A: If they've taken the steps to be marketable, they Leave. The end result is you're left with mediocre and down.
    B: If they feel trapped, they act out. This can be as damaging as getting a gun and shooting the joint up, or as insidious as coming up with a LEGAL way to make money from you or destroy your books.
    C: If they feel helpless, they retreat inward into a self-destructive cycle and ultimately cost a lot of money or start looking.

    2: If you force your employee's to work overtime while on salary, and ask them to do tasks that are not befitting a salaried worker, you can expect them to keep track of what they are doing, find a lawyer, and sue for overtime pay. You do not want to be on the receiving end of a state police investigation for instituting policies that lead to unpaid wages.

    3: If you do things that are illegal, you can expect your employee's to reciprocate. Which means your sysadmin is free to grab your sales guys OST files or install a keylogger so they can logon and spider their webmail account then sell it to the competition. The way you know this has occurred is your sales start to drop.

    4: If you do things that are illegal, you can expect your employee's to respond by contacting law enforcement or blowing the whistle and asking the government to fine you and take a cut. This is especially true for tax accountants.

    5: Most companies DON'T document their systems. Which means if you fire a sysadmin or programmer, you can expect back-doors to be all over the place, possibly easily-guessable ones that can be exploited from a coffee shop. It also means if you hire a contractor to come in and clean-house, there's a good chance he'll charge you 5-figure's to do so and after your new sysadmin has been trained it was probably cheaper to hire a new sysadmin, train them, THEN fire the old one or give them 2 months notice. Or you could just talk to them or do the math and institute a "I'm giving you X dollars and X hours per day to study for X certification, if you do not pass....".

    6: Most companies DON'T keep track of what systems access is being used for. So if you're stupid enough to give a programmer domain admin access, and they copy the source code to your app and sell it at market, you won't know but more importantly, you won't know who.

    7: If you treat an manager badly, it may result in that manager intentionally instituting policies that will destroy your contracts, your operations, your business, your facilities, or your books and, if you don't have good controls, you will not notice until the damage is done.

    8: If you ask your employee's to shovel dirt under the rug, then proceed to fire them, you can expect them to tell other people where the dirt is at.

    In short, Shit always rolls down hill, but the smell always rises to the top.

  78. re: customer contact info by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Right.... Out of all the possible scenarios for taking corporate data with you upon your termination, the one that seems most viable and useful is taking customer contact info, assuming you're in a position to use it yourself.

    The paranoia of stealing confidential data to sell to competitors is probably the LEAST likely to actually happen. Like you said, anyone doing such a thing would put themselves at high risk of being arrested, if word got out they supplied the information. (And they'd have to live in fear of that for MANY years after the fact, which might be just as bad as actually getting caught!)

    You don't even have to be in sales to want the customer data. I once worked for an on-site PC service company where the owner seemed really paranoid about one of us taking his customer data and using it to bypass him, and work directly with his clients. Honestly, I never had ANY interest in doing such a thing myself, because among other things -- I just enjoyed getting dispatched to do the calls, without all the hassles of doing the taxes, the accounting, the advertising, and the bill collection if/when someone didn't pay. One day, he found out he was losing his office space suddenly, due to circumstances beyond his control. That was SUPPOSED to mean we'd still carry on business as usual, except I wouldn't have a physical office to report to in the morning or when calls were done. He was going to work from home for a while and call me to do what was needed.

    Unfortunately, it also meant he had to let go of his office assistant ... and she needed to find another job. One of his customers had recently mentioned to her that he could probably help her find work if she ever needed it, so she went through his customer database to get that guy's number, before her last day of work.

    Well, the owner discovered someone had accessed that data and immediately assumed it was me, so all of a sudden, I get a threatening letter in the mail from his lawyer, when I was just sitting there wondering why my phone hadn't rang with any customers to visit yet!

    After that? Yeah, I contacted as many of his customers as I knew how to reach (WITHOUT using his data!) and informed them I'd be opening my own on-site business. I still run it to this day, and he shut down his company years ago.

  79. You are kidding? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    When I lost a job to a layoff a few years ago, I left them with a list of accounts and passwords that they needed to change to make sure I had no access to their systems anymore. I had firewall passwords, root passwords on a number of business critical and other accesses that could have been used to shut them down. I assumed that they actually had disabled or changed all my accounts, at least until about 18 months later when I got a phone call...

    "Hey, do you have that admin password for the firewall still?"

    "You are kidding me right? I left all this information with you when I left 18 months ago and you are only *now* getting around to this? I don't have this information anymore because I left it with YOU." (Even if I did there was no way I would tell them...) "But I can help you recover the password if you want to hire me. Let's see, $100/hour plus expenses, minimum 5 hours paid in advance...." They never called again after that.

    Seriously it is really bad to even think you can just walk of with proprietary information or do damage to some business because they let you go. I would consider it STUPID to even consider doing something like that. It's very likely that they will be able to figure out what happened and who was responsible, then turn you in to the police or just sue you directly. Either way is bad enough...

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  80. YOU BETTER PAY YOUR IT GUY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again like I've said before you better take care of your IT guy. The company I worked for prior to where I am now forced my supervisor to sign a contract because they were going to pay for his training to move to new servers and give him a raise if he passed. Well he did and they didn't so he left and NO ONE at the company had any passwords for any of the 5 servers. So they ended up contracting him for 1 week to train me and give up the passwords. Bottom line TAKE CARE OF YOUR IT GUY AND KEEP HIM HAPPY.

  81. Happy employees don't steal by NNUfergs · · Score: 1

    How about making your employees happy so that they don't want to screw you when the are let go.

  82. Only if ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... that data will help get the boss thrown into prison.

    Its interesting to note that many employers fear this kind of employee to a greater degree than someone who grabs the blueprints and tries to sell them to the competition.

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  83. 71, 57, 43 percent? by Des+Herriott · · Score: 1

    So, they asked 7 people?

  84. Still have acces by Cyfun · · Score: 1

    In the handful of companies that I've worked for doing IT, whether I left voluntarily or was canned, I somehow still have access to ALL of their systems. They took away some of my logins, but most of them are still intact, and the main admin accounts apparently never have their passwords changed. Kind of scary to think that they don't know and/or don't care, especially since I'm pretty sure I came off as the type of crazy bastard that would come back to haunt them if they pissed me off. As it stands, I have full access to two large hospital networks, the local ISP's network, and a local major oil refinery's network. Kind of looking forward to the day that I have nothing to lose and go to town on all that jazz...

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  85. Summary/headline mismatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "walking out with proprietary data" and "walk[ing] out with stolen data" are two completely different things. I have a multitude of things stored on a USB key I bought that, were I to be fired, I would walk out with. Would I have stolen the data? Not at all. Just haven't gotten round to deleting it yet. Surprise, surprise, the headline does not match up to the summary or article.

  86. Treat people fairly and don't screw them over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People need to understand that if you handle the situation right and give someone severance, etc. then things usually go smoothly...even though they may feel a little angry. Also, there's no point to screwing over the company by explicitly sabotaging it...that's considered criminal activity and you can go to prison...think about it.

    I do agree that people can create tools and processes that are known only to them and nobody cares as long as the business works. However, more often than not, companies don't properly evaluate the dependencies and layoff people based on cost savings.

    Corporate sabotage is just plain stupid, but I do think that making yourself valuable is within reason.

  87. Erm, I Kind of Would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd walk out with enough to be able to field the 2:00 AM calls from whoever was left if they needed help. I feel no spite whatsoever toward the systems that I've built over the years, and even in the cases where they were purely work for hire and I got thrown under a bus afterward (which has happened), I'm not going to do anything dishonest, nor even through inaction have an effect on the people left behind that I wouldn't be proud of later on. I've never had any expectations from corporations and the people that run them to be anything other than corrupt, soulless machines. Having that in the back of my mind while making decisions up front about what to do for them and what to expect from them in return has made my life a lot more pleasant, and easier.

  88. IT ethics ? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    I know that Americans hate this kind of thing, but why not have an order of IT, like there is for doctors or lawyers ? Face it : no technological tool will make it even difficult for a sysadmin to have a copy of confidential corporate data. You have to rely on morality and goodwill, which is hard to enforce technologically.

    Have an order whose member accept to follow a strict code ("Delete copies that you own, signal any accessible sensitive data, do not talk to anyone about the content you saw..." ) that would make them suitable to work as trustworthy sysadmins without risks, just like you know you can trust a doctor to not tell everyone you have AIDS if he sees that when you donated blood.

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  89. Don't think it's vindictive and petty any more! by Summitlake · · Score: 1

    Oh, great. My old employer launched several waves of layoffs which culminated in closing the west coast office. The very first step they always took was to separate us from our company laptops and confiscate them. We always thought that was SO anal. I don't think so any more!

  90. This is why you do background checks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With background checks you have insurance against this because you know where all of their family members live...