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Lonesome George Is Dead At 100
New submitter camperdave writes "Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park said. He was thought to be about 100 years old."
Not so lonesome anymore...
Let's get the pedantic train started early: George was the last of his subspecies (Canoe gets this right... in one of two mentions.) A lot of other sources have been saying species incorrectly. Here's the corresponding Wikipedia page. There are still giant tortoises on Galapagos, just not any of the ones native to the island of La Pinta.
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Was his DNA sequenced? Has any of his genetic material been preserved? It would really be sad if the best we can offer the last specimen of such a magnificent species is a spot in a museum display case for his carcass.
He did; three times with two females from a different island a few years ago. The eggs were infertile.
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Different species, they hoped was "close enough" He should have his DNA be stored, maybe clone him in the future.
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I'm sure they will do that.
The official classification is that they were subspecies, actually. However, especially in modernity, the term "species" is reserved for groups that definitely can't be interbred with viable offspring (for whatever reason), so we might as well apply that here, although it's all still hazy.
I believe they were separated by about ten million years; to put that in perspective, humans and chimps split 4–8 million years ago. Since one of the major limitations in cross-reproduction between two isolated species comes directly from the molecular clock of nucleotide change (specifically: different patterns of DNA hairpinning cause the paired chromosomes to be unable to recognize each other during gamete formation), even if they had managed to reproduce, it's almost certain the offspring would've been infertile.
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He was kind of a jerk. He once mugged a snail but was never charged. The snail couldn't ID him because the robbery happened too fast.
Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old. There's generally a specific medical cause.
...also, another point of pedantry: it was suspected he was at least a hundred. It was theorized that may have been much older, perhaps closer to 200 than 100. Turtles are so damn rugged and scaly that it's impossible to really tell just by observation. Dying at the age of one hundred would actually have been a little premature for a Galapagos tortoise, equivalent to probably 60 or 65ish for a human, I think.
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he could have been impotent thus the inability to interbreed would not be able to produce offspring while still compatible species
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Those two things are not mutually exclusive - in fact, that's pretty much how all creatures die, outside accidents and being killed by external causes.
They would have inserted frog DNA to bridge the gaps, but we all know how that turns out.
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he could have been impotent thus the inability to interbreed would not be able to produce offspring while still compatible species
Nah, he was just wise with age, and took precautions so that he didn't need to spend the golden years heating formula and changing turtle diapers.
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Maybe he was lonely. Pity, they were so delicious, I've heard and such a delicious animal should never be lonely - muhahahahaha.
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Well, if they can live to be 200 years old, then relatively speaking, 100(ish) isn't that old...
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Turtles are so damn rugged and scaly that it's impossible to really tell just by observation.
Well, now they can just count the rings.
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I would've never guessed George Thorogood could've even made it to that age, what with his pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.
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I hope we keep extensive, redundant dna samples. There's no reason we can't at least keep a record for posterity.
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Those two things are not mutually exclusive - in fact, that's pretty much how all creatures die...
Age doesn't simply kill, systemic failures related to age do. Knowing the final straw might not help anything, but not knowing certainly can't.
It'd become a very confused female turtle named Kermette, which would then try to kill us all for some reason.
Even if his DNA wasn't sequenced, it should be possible to clone him (and the females mentioned in the article). I'm hoping they took tissue samples from the females, otherwise there would just be an endless line of lonesome georges (unless he could be bred with other sub-species).
I would assume that cloning reptiles is much easier than cloning mammals, didn't they do a frog decades ago? Of course it would be ironic if, due to "mistakes" in the cloning process, they expressed some long inactive part of the DNA and ended up with a dinosaur instead! (I'm not sure if a turtle is technically a dinosaur already but you know what I mean; big, scary and capable of starring in a movie).
That theory is out; turtles don't lay eggs unless mating has occurred, and three clutches were found.
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I think you may have misunderstood my delivery; that's what I meant.
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I'm pretty sure that only works on elephants and investment bankers.
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Does anyone know whether tortoises of his kind have high long-term memory capability? I find myself wondering whether he would remember the loss of so many family members over the years thanks to humans who were not conscious of the ramifications of what they were doing.
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"...died on Sunday of unknown causes..." Old As Fuck. That's why. Fucker's 700 years old in dog years.
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I'm not sure about tortoise-DNA, but in humans it is the male that possess both gender-chromosomes (X and Y), while the female only possess X-chromosomes. Thus it's theoretically possible to clone male and female-organisms from male DNA, but only females from female DNA. Again, not sure about tortoises but...
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"About 100"
At least now they can chop him in half and count the rings.
I'm not going to let the minor differences between turtles and tortoises get in the way of bad jokes, so don't flipper out.
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Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park said. He was thought to be about 100 years old.
Anyone else misread that as "conservative icon" and think this was going to be a story about a pre-Tea Party republican senator?
I believe they were separated by about ten million years; to put that in perspective, humans and chimps split 4–8 million years ago.
And to put THAT in perspective. He tried it three times ago with a female-thing that's even 2 to 6 million years further apart from his biology than man is away from monkeys.
Yuck. Must. not. think. about it.
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Sorry, but breeding is not a definitive black and white for species. That two populations can interbreed and produce fertile offspring does not automatically make them the same species (grizzly bears and polar bears), any more than an inability to interbreed means they're not (ie. chihuahuas and Great Danes).
The species concept is considerably more complex than inter fertility, and is really a spectrum of traits that will always be somewhat subjective. Nature doesn't follow nice clean Linnean lines.
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At least one news site made the same mistake. I inferred it from there, after giving up my hunt for an answer to that exact question and assuming they knew something. Clearly trusting journalists was a mistake.
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I was waiting for that to come along. Did I ever mention how lousy my ecology professor was? Taxonomy always seemed like a really fun area, but I never got around to a population genetics course. Time to crack open one of the fifty-ish books I have that covers it, I guess.
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Let me ask you a question as a biologist -- I've learned too that species encompasses all individuals who can interbred with each other and produce fertile offspring. But some livings have a too weird reproductive cycle to be reconsilidated with that definition.
Lets look at the common dandelion (Taraxacum sect. Ruderalia). There are three kinds of dandelion plants out there, looking all the same. But some are diploid, others triploid and quadroploid. Triploid dandelions are sterile, they can only clone itself to reproduce. Diploid dandelions can interbred with other diploid dandelions, and their offspring is quadroploid. Quadroploid dandelions can't interbred with each other, but diploid dandelions can interbred with quadroploids, and the offspring is triploid. Here the story would come to an end, because triploids are sterile. But sometimes during cloning, something goes wrong, and a diploid seed is produced, causing a fertile diploid dandelion to grow, and now the cycle starts again. So how does a biologist classify the dandelion individual, where most dandelions are infertile, some can't interbred with each other, and only one kind is quite fertile, but does not reproduce itself during interbreding? One could define one dandelion individual as being all the plants from a diploid, it's quadroploid offspring, the triploid F2 generation and then all clones until the next diploid clone. But then we get into the "divisible individual" contradiction.
How does a biologist deal with such situations? Just some handweaving "Yes, this is weird, but you get the term species in general, do yo"?
Nature always finds a way...
Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old.
He was a Tortoise, they don't suddenly do ANYTHING.
Yes, with no women around he should have been able to live forever. I think the scientists are to blame for introducing him to not just one, but two females. There's your cause for reduced lifespan right there.
I just sorta had my butt handed to me on that question, so I may not be the best person to consult about the basics of taxonomy. I do however believe there ought to be a disclaimer somewhere at the start of every genetics textbook that goes something to the tune of "don't ask about plants and ploidy, you'll never be satisfied with the answer."
But to make a long story short, I would actually map the different ploidies of dandelions to something like sexes. Organisms adopt some heinously bizarre techniques for managing population size when they're wildly successful, and it sounds to me like this is a reproductive strategy that's working quite handsomely for them. It kinda reminds me of C. elegans, which is a 95% self-fertilizing hermaphrodite, 5% male species; the males exist to jumble things up now and then. (And there are certainly plenty of species with infertile members, like social insects!)
Interestingly, there are ample parallels to be drawn in computing with various techniques for jiggling neural networks to get them out of local minima.
In the species question. I'm pretty sure that the content of the chromosomes is considered a factor as well. Wikipedia has an article on the species problem (if you aren't holding the answer behind your back, since you clearly know your Mendelian genetics!) which I am probably not yet qualified to comment on the reliability of. The hard truth, though, is that the word is archaic fluff, and that organisms fall in and out of style (mostly out) with each other all the time. A slightly better concept is this thing, but that has more to do with population flow than anything rightly concrete.
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Just to add to the wtf factor: black-headed gulls. There's populations all round the arctic circle. And all the populations can interbreed with the neighbor populations *except* for two, which are infertile. So A->B works, B->C, C->D ... X->Y, Y->Z. But Z->A, they're different species!
The problem is that the species distinction doesn't hold over time, and with time being a necessary factor for evolution, the species definition is not necessarily in its best shape within the evolutionary framework.
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The article I read yesterday said that there might still be a few in the wild, but no one knows for sure.
Now you know why they called him LONESOME.
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Turtles vs tortoises, perhaps?
he could have been impotent thus the inability to interbreed would not be able to produce offspring while still compatible species
Well, he was a hundred years old. Did they try giving him Viagra(tm)?
I thought reptiles didn't have willies?
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Wasn't that the turtle that Charles Darwin Himself brought from the Galapagos? He must've been much older than 100 years.
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Maybe he's just having a nap? He is 100 after all.. is he wearing his slippers?
But seriously - just how do you know a giant tortoise is dead? Did they check his pulse? Did they wait until he started to smell? (I refer back to him being 100..)
All the news agencies had already covered and forgotten this story by now.
Frankly, I think a tortoise could have gotten this story up on his own front page in less time...
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Out of all the reptiles, humans seem to connect better with Turtles then say Snakes, or Lizzards. If a Snake Species went extinct, there would be a lot less sorrow then for a Tortoise.
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Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of loneliness.
so ronery :(
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Now that we can get his shell off and cut him up, perhaps we could count the rings in his trunk.
From my science courses, I know that God put the dinosaurs fossils in the ground, and that evolution don't exists. We always have the same species/subspecies/... form the beginning of the world (arround 6000 years ago.) So how does that fits in the model ? - Georges never exists, God just gives us a dead body and implant some fake memories in our brain ? - Georges will reborn (and he is in fact the son of God) ? - Some other explanation ?
Outlived all the fuckers who found him and put him in a zoo.
Outlived them all by decades!
The dandelion strategy makes it possible to spread mutations fast by cloning and still have a plan B if the mutations don't work out positively. It's a strategy adapted to fast adaption. :)
They didn't even bury him in his own grave?
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He's been preserved in a jar for future study.
They weren't turtle-wives, they were basically his turtle-concubines. The exertion could still be bad for his lifespan but would do wonders for life quality! An excellent tradeoff I'd say B-)
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He died of unknown causes? He was 100 years old!!
When we visited in 2009, we were told by one of the guides that she was his personal fluffer (my words). That's gotta be hard to put on a resume.
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How does a biologist deal with such situations? Just some handweaving "Yes, this is weird, but you get the term species in general, do yo"?
Yes exactly. Nature does not have to fit into easily deliniable categories like species. These are categories that we invented for our use. A few edge cases don't impair the general usefulness of the concept of species.
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for a species so commonly infertile they sure do manage to take over my lawn quite efficiently. thanks for that interesting knowledge bit, I'd never heard they had such an unusual reproductive style.
However I wonder how those ID proponents deal with that problem, because they claim that evolution can never cross a species boundary, which implies that there are clear-cut species boundaries.
OK, I can guess how they deal with the problem: They ignore it.
Hmm so the old fart got to breed with younger females of a different kind. Can't see why it didnt work especially if you think of niggers as an inferior subspecies of humans and they breed with dumb white women to produce hybrid nigglets... :P
Whatever dandelions do, they are damn successful. You can't kill those bastards. They just keep coming back. They're like roaches, and mosquitoes.
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I just wish he was lonesome Fred, that way we could sing the entire "Not yet dead / Not Dead Fred" from Monty Python to celebrate his passing...
(yeah, just saw the musical by Eric Idle, hilarity).
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Trusting journalists is almost always a mistake.
Any time I gain sufficient knowledge on a topic to know what's going on before the journalists pick up on it, I find articles from almost any news source with completely unreferenced, poorly explained or downright wrong simplifications to what they're talking about.
Unfortunately the topics on which my knowledge is that deep and up to date are somewhat limited. So i can't say if it's endemic.
Hope somebody saved its DNA or at least sequenced it, so that the species can be revived some day.
Nature has declared this a failed species. Who are we to question nature's logic?
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You could have just said it was turtles all the way down.
A much easier answer and much less confusing.
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You sound like someone who has never had a reptile for a pet.
That would probably offend the Pratchett fans!
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Not to get too picky, but: I went to Wikipedia to find out what the heck a C. elegans was. (Nematode) Anyway, the split seem to be more 99.95%/0.05%.
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I thought I remembered reading about this. Um... yeah, it works for turtles, too. Well, young turtles at least. Google for turtle count rings.
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See the timestamp on my comment? Yeah, I shouldn't be posting at 4 AM. You're right; the number I was taught was one in two thousand. I have no idea why I wrote that.
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Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old.
He was a Tortoise, they don't suddenly do ANYTHING.
Evidently, they do drop dead.... that is something.
Also... Turtle sex... clack - clack - clack - clack - clack...
That is all.
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I think the "viable offspring" is the closest to a comprehensive definition of species as you'll get aside from "I know it when I see it."
Species is, when you get down to it, a purely artificial distinction for our convenience. Nature doesn't think in terms of species. We're trying to apply a rational, universal organizing scheme to something that is not organized like that.
Furthermore, when you consider that the vast preponderance of life on the Earth is bacteria that don't mate and have no real cohesion and cannot really be put into species, it makes the species question trivial anyway.
Not exactly. My children have some guinea pigs. So we often harvest all the dandelions we can find, because the guinea pigs absolutely love them. At the end of the summer, nearly no dandelions are left, except for the small little plants that come out of some cracks in the yard, which we don't plug, because they are too small. If you consider dandelions weed you will find that they grow everywhere and are not killable. If you actually look for dandelions to feed your pets, they get sparse, and sparse, and then you have to ask the neighbours if you can get their dandelions too, because you already drove your dandelion stock to the brink of extinction. :)
I like dandelions. I pick the flowers for making wine with and you are correct. I am completely out of dandelions right now. You cam also eat the roots and the leaves.
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Ah, study. Like the research the Japanese do on whales?
You know, the ones where the results are "they taste very nice, thanks".
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