Caffeine Linked To Lower Skin Cancer Risk
THE_WELL_HUNG_OYSTER writes "The curative effects of coffee continue to be discovered as the Harvard School of Public Health and Boston's Brigham & Women's Hospital published a new study today that links caffeine consumption with reduced skin cancer rates. Quoting: 'The study of nearly 113,000 men and women found those who drank three or more cups of coffee a day had a 20 percent lower risk of basal cell carcinoma than those who said no to Joe. Caffeine in non-coffee substances was found equally effective. The cause is speculated to be related to caffeine's ability to "kill off damaged skin cells," said Dr. Josh Zeichner, assistant professor of dermatology at Mount Sinai Medical Center in New York. "If you get rid of these cells that are damaged, then they don't have the opportunity to grow and form cancers."'"
Oh, good, I was just about to turn down my caffeine IV drip. I suppose it's time to turn it up!
640k ought to be enough for anyone.
A study published today linked the acceptance of funding from coffee cartels to the finding of health benefits of coffee consumption.
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Perhaps those drinking 3 cups a day are more likely to be in jobs where they are virtually chained to a desk, so they rarely see the sun and thus less skin cancer.
Too bad caffeine make this middle-aged doughboy's prostate swell up so much...
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Wait a second, everybody is telling me that caffeine gives me cancer, just like everything else in the world, lol. So it gives me one type of cancer while lowering my risk of another cancer, I think I can deal with that.
I am so glad that we have WELL_HUNG_OYSTER to inform us about this health benefit of caffeine.
What would we do wtihout WELL_HUNG_OYSTER?
Does caffeine even work on oysters?
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So maybe you should bathe in it rather than drink it?
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I want to know how many NOC and IT folks are in that study... Perhaps a disproportionate amount?
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I am a serious caffeine addict and I totally have basal carcinoma. No fair.
And the best coffee on the West Coast is Santa Cruz Dark --- in Cali. and up northwards, it's Seattle's Best Coffee (with a number of other blends also great there!). On the East Coast, it's wherever you can get it, unless you're in Miami, also fantastic Cuban coffee there!
For example, lets say the caffeine drinkers are more likely to be basement mushrooms that don't go outside.
Then caffeine would correlate with lower skin cancer risks.
I hate statistical studies. They're only done correctly about 23.8 percent of the time. And only 12.4 percent of the time provide proper methodology. And then about 18.83 percent of them are completely fabricated.
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Perhaps people who drink so much coffee tend to spend all day long INSIDE doing deskwork; they grow lethargic from lack of physical activity, thereby requiring a boost from caffeine.
Perhaps people who forgo coffee do so in order to remain "all natural"; such people might also forgo "unnatural" products like sunscreen.
etc.
Caffeine in non-coffee substances was found equally effective.
Wait just a minute - let's not go injecting unproven pseudo-science into this discussion!
Coffee is a source of good caffeine. Some of those other substances contain bad caffeine.
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At least, that sounds like it would be the case here. Three or more cups of coffee a day will definitely leave you hooked, while there's still a good chance that you'll end up developing basal cell carcinoma anyway. In the long run, this is definitely a strategy that is better for the coffee industry than it is for you.
IMO, a much healthier and much cheaper way to protect yourself against skin cancer is with lycopene, which is commonly found in tomatoes. Tomato paste is an excellent source of this particular form of carotene. I added a small tin of this stuff to my daily diet five years ago and eat it right out of the can. I go for the cheaper brands because they're less concentrated and therefore a lot less bitter in taste. Also, each tin costs less than a dime.
The results of eating all this tomato paste? Although I haven't yet tried pushing my luck with sunburn yet (I'm fair skinned and feel it's still wiser to avoid unnecessary exposure), I'm convinced that it made a big difference to my acne problem (very unscientific, but that's my impression).
I wonder how I have managed to reach to grand age of 70, I've drank coffee heavy for 60 years, with loads of sugar, I've smoked since I was 13yrs old, My health is excellent, It's not Coffee that causes skin cancer, it not Smoking that causes lung cancer, if it was I should be riddled with it, inside and out, They have to blame something,
Be careful of studies that link things with minor changes from the control group, even ones with large populations. 20% lower than an already low risk is pretty much nothing. Just as an example, smokers have a 2000% higher risk of lung cancer than non-smokers. Whites have a 400% higher chance of melanoma than blacks.
The only time you can take small changes seriously is when there are multiple sources and a proposed mechanism that is consistent with our previous understanding. "May help kill damaged cells" might be 100% correct, but it's not a mechanism, it's just the hypothesized result.
These kinds of studies are interesting but don't make too much out of them.
DId they consider the fact that most of us who consume tons of caffeine are usually stuffed in an office somewhere outside of sunlight all day? The only sunlight I ever get is during the commute to and from work.
A new entry for the Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project - the eternal quest to divide all inanimate objects into those that cause cancer and those that cure it.
Yay science!
when they can prove caffeine will make my dick longer.
Basal cell carcinomas are very slow growing, very, very rarely invasive, and almost hardly metastasize. They're gross, unsightly and unpleasant, but not really a killer. If this were melanoma on the other hand, that'd be a big deal.
"This study was brought to you by Coca Cola. And now, a word from our sponsors..."
Let me guess - in 19 other studies on the same group no effect was observed at to a 95% confidence.
Because I don't have time for coffee
"If you get rid of these cells that are damaged, then they don't have the opportunity to grow and form cancers."'" "If you get rid of this guy that is damaged, then he doesn't have the opportunity to grow and form lineage."'" Damn I thought I'd heard this before....
Look into the health benefits of it... Seriously...
And once again, there exists as many downsides to caffeine too. There's just too much money to be made in the coffee industry. Caffeine is a vasodilator (decreasing blood flow to your brain), increases inflammation[citation needed], destroys cells in hippocampus[citation needed], weakens your sleep, etc. And technically caffeine is a toxic alkaloid, so. We could just set up a study called "having a couple cups of coffee found to be nice and relaxing".
I hate statistical studies. They're only done correctly about 23.8 percent of the time. And only 12.4 percent of the time provide proper methodology. And then about 18.83 percent of them are completely fabricated.
And approximately 0.00274% (+- 0.00013% with 95% confidence) of Slashdot users ever bother to actually read the studies before they go on a tear about how bad they are.
The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
But... umm... doesnt it make sense that people who work indoors all day drink more coffee (they have easier access to kitchen facilities) than Mr/Ms Construction Worker out in the field in the sun? Correlation? Causation? Who's with me?
On the other hand, the placebo effect of believing in the health benefits of moderate coffee consumption are likely to far exceed the actual ones.
It's not like we ever go outside or anything...
Coffee linked to indoor office jobs where exposure to the sun is minimal. Minimal exposure to the sun linked to reduced risk for skin cancer.
Tsk.
Now if someone could only prove it would make us live forever...
...would be to drink coffee out of a graphene cup.
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With a name like "THE_WELL_HUNG_OYSTER" I just gotta ask.
I'm tired of all these stupid studies on 'beneficial effect of.."
People have been talking about red wine for years but the original study that started it all hasnt been duplicated.
Just look at another topic of the day regarding retractions.
THESE STUDIES ARE NOW A MONEY_MAKING INDUSTRY AND SHOULD BE IGNORED UNLESS WIDELY REPEATED!
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It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion. It is through the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed; that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning. It is caffeine alone that lets me roll the dice.
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More Pina colada = more skin cancer. Highest risk with couple of doses.