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British Airways Plans To Google Passengers

itwbennett writes "British Airways wants to be the airline where everybody knows your name. The idea behind the 'Know Me' program is that by using Google Images to ID passengers, they'll be able to recreate the 'feeling of recognition you get in a favourite restaurant,' Jo Boswell, head of customer analysis at BA told the London Evening Standard. But the more privacy minded among us know that the airline could end up seeing a lot more than your face."

177 comments

  1. What if your name doesn't come up? by Kagetsuki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or what if it's the wrong person with your name? I know my name doesn't show up for me at all (I'm not registered by my real name on social networks etc.).

    1. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. My name is about as common as 'John Smith' here in the U.S.; there is a major Hollywood composer that's done the soundtracks of hundreds of films over the last 30 or so years, professional athletes, a country music star, and an actor sharing my name, and that's just off the top of my head. If you were to Google me I'd bet you'd have to go 30 pages deep to find a link that is even possibly connected to me in any way, shape or form.

      Hell, just within my home state there are dozens of results for my name, nationwide, there's probably thousands of people with the same first and last name as me. Unless you have a very unique name, I don't see how this is going to be effective at all...

    2. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Kazymyr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The only things that show up when you google my real name are a few usenet posts that I made in one of the Linux kernel groups circa 1999. That ought to keep some airline people wondering.

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    3. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're not doing this for everyone, they're doing it for people flying first class who might expect to be recognised. They don't want a flight attendant who sees Balmer having laptop problems to attempt to be friendly saying 'mine always crashes too', or similar. That sort of thing can easily lose an airline a lot of money, which is why they already try to brief cabin crew on any VIPs.

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    4. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Valtor · · Score: 1

      Then I'm happy that my name is not too common...

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    5. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by PRMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come right on up, Mr. John Williams.

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    6. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I fly BA at least twice a month. Their googling of my name plus the town of my address will return

      An Actor
      Four Footballers (soccer to you heathens)
      A Cricketer
      An author
      A golfer
      An Estate Agent

      But not me.
      Which one will they address me as the next time I fly.
      They probably know a lot about me anyway as I'm a BA Avios Gold Card holder.

    7. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name is so unique, that I will probably be able to file a discrimination suit.

    8. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Actually no, but that's funny because I was thinking that someone might guess that name, based on what I said, as I was writing it.

    9. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. My name is about as common as 'John Smith' here in the U.S.; ... a country music star,

      Angry Deuce would make for a perfect country star name :)

    10. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      They don't want a flight attendant who sees Balmer having laptop problems to attempt to be friendly saying 'mine always crashes too', or similar.

      It's OK, the seats are bolted down quite firmly.

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    11. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by DerUberTroll · · Score: 1

      What if my alias on all social networks is Bin Laden?

    12. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ditto. I do sometimes worry whether this will be an issue one day. At some point, will being unable to datamine you, be like not having a credit record; where, even though you're not a bad risk, they still won't/can't deal with you.

      Having a company (an airline, hotel, etc) refuse you a booking, being denied a job, or even having legal problems [**], not because you've done anything wrong, but just because their screening procedures are so tied up with datamining social networking, that they literally can't process anyone who maintains separate online/offline identities. (And as there's fewer and fewer people who will fall into this category, they have no motivation to fix it, and frankly find "people like you" suspicious anyway.)

      [** Not only are police using social networking sites to research suspects; but I wonder if separate online/offline identies are already considered "aliases"?]

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    13. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're a dead man.

    14. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me have a try Mr. Hans Zimmer.

      James Howard?

    15. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by sir-gold · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So in order to keep Steve Balmer happy, they will hide the truth from him.

      And people wonder why Balmer is running MS into the ground. Maybe it's because everyone is tiptoeing around him, making sure his rose-colored glasses never come off

    16. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I feel lucky. There was a murder trial for someone with my name that caused my name to go up, bit that wasn't me. I tried hard to knock those result down... then it came a freaking singer and pushed me down in the rankings. I guess at least I don't have to worry about being confused with the murderer.

    17. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      What if your name doesn't come up?

      Then your a terrorist with something to hide. Lack of information is very telling.

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    18. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Google me and you get pictures of a guy in an orange shirt. It seems I'm a murderer who was executed in the USA.

    19. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, I'm curious as to who thought the parent post was a troll and why. Maybe we need dope testing for moderators...

    20. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Balmer is just an example. They don't want to have one of their employees make a disparaging remark about BMWs when the CEO of BMW is looking at a car advert in their in-flight magazine either.

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    21. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what if you travel to the outer rim?

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    22. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      "Hes got a scan blocker"

      "That means hes a car thief. Blast him!"

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    23. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

      Maybe they worked for British Air...

    24. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From TFS: "The idea behind the 'Know Me' program is that by using Google Images to ID passengers". They're not searching by name, they're searching for your name. They simply won't find yours.

      But hell, I googled my 81 year old dad's name and found his picture and baby picture, and he's never used a computer in his life. Apparently a distant relative had been doing genealogy research and posting it. I found his mother there, too.

      Try googling your full name and see what happens. You'll be shocked at what you find. Ever buy a house? If so, your full name is on the internet.

    25. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that happens all the time. Stewards reading over your shoulder and commenting on the ads. Plus I think the CEO of BMW is smart enough and has skin thick enough to not care.

    26. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess they'd offer their condolences on your recent death.

    27. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A flight attendent probably isn't in BMW's target market, so I don't think he'd care that much.

    28. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's good for,you, but when someone Googles my name, they get the "Terrorist of the Month" page at Al-Qaeda.com!

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    29. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by brusk · · Score: 2

      Then you are probably part of a large and successful clan of Saudi industrialists of Yemeni origin.

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    30. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by lurker1997 · · Score: 1

      The first person with a neck beard to board the plane will be greeted as you?

    31. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OK, the seats are bolted down quite firmly.

      But the aircraft isn't

    32. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I'm in the same boat. My last name is so unique, that I can trace my relation to every single one worldwide (about 80, with the help of a family tree of course.)

      And (at last check - it is possible that one of the distant-branch relatives has had a kid,) I am the only one with my first name. In fact, until last year, I was the only one with my first INITIAL. (Even then, my distant cousin with the same initial is the opposite gender.)

      This uniqueness-of-name has made me *VERY* aware of my online profile, so I take great pains to keep my online profile "clean". A Google search for my name turns up, in order: My LinkedIn profile, my (private) Twitter feed, my (locked down) Facebook profile, my (locked down) Google+ profile, my Wikipedia profile, then a few blog comment memberships on 'industry' websites where I was posting as part of my work and was required to use my real name, then some sports competitions I have competed in over the years.

    33. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by ultranova · · Score: 2

      They don't want to have one of their employees make a disparaging remark about BMWs when the CEO of BMW is looking at a car advert in their in-flight magazine either.

      Wouldn't it be far simpler and safer to simply tell the staff to not chat with the passengers? You never know what weird triggers some self-important douchebag might have, so why risk hitting any of them?

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    34. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! Just did another search, and on page 2 there is (for the first time ever) a result that is not me. A link to the sports result of a deceased ancestor who used his middle name (my first name) professionally.

      And, for the first time, I just performed a Google Image Search. *HOLY CRAP!* Oh, wait... *whew*.

      My last name is so uncommon, Google generally offers a similar-but-not-my last name as "did you mean?" That similar-but-not-mine apparently has, as its top hit with my first name, an artist who makes gay porn drawings... Uh, oops... On main Google search, they show the results for my properly-spelled last name, along with the "did you mean?" link under it. On Google Image Search, it defaults to the "I think you meant this other spelling, right?" Crap... If you click the link to search for what you actually TYPED, it returns about a dozen pictures of my kid, some pictures of people I follow on Twitter, then finally a picture of me.

    35. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      My real name is fairly uncommon and I use it on social networking sites, because I'm not a tinfoil-hat-wearing secrecy wonk. Despite this, the only images of me that come up for my name are my github and facebook "avatar".

      Even searching for my nick that I use everywhere and have done since the early 90s, I only show up twice on the first page of results - one of those being the aforementioned avatar, and one taken years ago at a barbecue. My cat has better google juice than me.

      In your case, it'll work exactly how BA wants and expects it to work, since you had the foresight to be a good, compliant citizen. Congratulations.

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    36. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Try googling your full name and see what happens. You'll be shocked at what you find. Ever buy a house? If so, your full name is on the internet.

      With a Google Image search, I found my Facebook profile picture and my Google Plus profile picture -- but not on Facebook or Google Plus. They were on a "people directory" website that has scraped the public content of lots of social networks (etc).

      Since being born, married, or dying is a matter of public record in the UK, on the same website I also found basic information about my birth (full name, place and year, the exact date is public but the website charges). Of course, it looks worse to me that it really is: there are 17 births with my name, and about eight social network profiles. Other people don't automatically know which links to which. (They also have some very out-of-date information.)

    37. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Which brand of whisky is sold in rose coloured bottles, I haven't seen that one yet?

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    38. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      James Horner .. ?

    39. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Why is this post modded troll and flamebait? The bit about "tinfoil-hat-wearing secrecy wonk" might be somewhat flip, but I really see nothing in the post to cause offense.

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    40. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      So it's a bunch of dead people are in charge of constructing a really, really tall tower in Jeddah? Tower of the damned I guess.

    41. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stewards hit passengers in first class? I can't imagine what they do to regular passengers!

    42. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tssss, it's obviously Hans Zimmer!

    43. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ... as well as being a friend of Bush the First (former king of America) and Bush the Second (also former king of America).

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    44. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a very unique name. A Google search gives six different people in my state alone. I'm related to two of them but have no idea who the others are. One match in another state has a wife with the same first name as my wife and she has a web site offering the same art service as my wife's web site.

    45. Re:What if your name doesn't come up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly - after reading this article i Googled my full name as it appears on my passport. I show up as being born in 1869, or as a criminal law attorney in several places (i'm not), or as someone who "plead guilty to possessing and transporting prohibited wildlife in a case of rhesus monkey smuggling" in the state of Washington in 2008. Yet I haven't left Europe for 12 years.

      This is going to get screwed up in a major way.

  2. if you were privacy minded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "But the more privacy minded among us know that the airline could end up seeing a lot more than your face."

    Well, if you actually WAS privacy minded, not even your face would turn up in a google search.

  3. Reliability by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course we all have unique names and faces and Google images contains only correctly tagged photos so this won't cause any confusion at all.

    1. Re:Reliability by green1 · · Score: 1

      This was my thought as welll, when I did a google image search for my name it came up with several hundred results, 2 of which were me, neither of which were nice clear head shots useable to identify me. So regardless of the other implications, I'm not even sure how effective this could possibly be.

    2. Re:Reliability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, as recently as five years ago if I googled my name the first two pages of hits were me. The reason was that I have quite a few published scientific papers and have always been active on forums etc. Now when google my name the first page of hits are a rugby player of recent fame then a photographer. Even the name DAQMAN that I have used for years on a blog is no longer unique so that there is some australian guy who has it on several blogs and other people have it on Facebook and Twitter.

      No, this is generally a bad idea British Airways.

    3. Re:Reliability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh, a sarcasm detector. How very useful!

    4. Re:Reliability by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      I got my Facebook photo, a random pic of my dad, and a proboscis monkey as the top 3 hits. Then a map of the US, followed by a run of women. Kudos for Google getting the only online pic of me, but I'm kinda worried about a monkey being #3, lol.

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    5. Re:Reliability by mounthood · · Score: 1

      Of course we all have unique names and faces and Google images contains only correctly tagged photos so this won't cause any confusion at all.

      I thought Google was running an identity service?

      (Sorry to spoil the joke by beating a dead horse, but this deserves it.)
      http://gigaom.com/2011/08/29/its-official-google-wants-to-own-your-online-identity/

      He (Eric) replied by saying that G+ was build primarily as an identity service, so fundamentally, it depends on people using their real names if they’re going to build future products that leverage that information.

      If you think about it, the Internet would be better if we had an accurate notion that you were a real person as opposed to a dog, or a fake person, or a spammer or what have you So if we knew that it was a real person, then we could sort of hold them accountable, we could check them, we could give them things, we could you know bill them, you know we could have credit cards and so forth.

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    6. Re:Reliability by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I got my Facebook photo, a random pic of my dad, and a proboscis monkey as the top 3 hits. Then a map of the US, followed by a run of women. Kudos for Google getting the only online pic of me, but I'm kinda worried about a monkey being #3, lol.

      But were those women all women you dated? (Or all women that your dad or the proboscis monkey dated?)

    7. Re:Reliability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if they give Google your home address and credit card number, I'm sure they can refine the search using their ad targeting databases.

    8. Re:Reliability by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Me & dad, no. (Some where from 1940s movies!) As for the monkey... they're crafty.

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    9. Re:Reliability by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I was the first three and none of the rest, with a globally unique name, as far as I know (though there are alternate spellings of my name that aren't unique). I even had Barak Obama on the first page.

    10. Re:Reliability by cffrost · · Score: 1

      I was the first three and none of the rest, with a globally unique name, as far as I know (though there are alternate spellings of my name that aren't unique). I even had Barak Obama on the first page.

      Forge yourself a note:

      By Executive Order of The President of The United States,

      The bearer of this note is entitled to unlimited free upgrades to first class, unlimited drink refills and an extra bag of nuts.

      - Barack

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    11. Re:Reliability by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      The bearer of this note is entitled to unlimited free upgrades to first class, unlimited drink refills and (one) extra bag of nuts.

      Are airline nuts really that expensive?

  4. Anonymous Coward says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if we wanted to go to Cheers we would have gone to Cheers rather than our local.

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward says by paiute · · Score: 1

      if we wanted to go to Cheers we would have gone to Cheers rather than our local.

      Except that there is no Cheers. It's a made up bar, a fictionalized version of the Bull & Finch pub in downtown Boston.

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    2. Re:Anonymous Coward says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit - and there I was thinking "Cheers" was a documentary. Captain Obvious to the rescue!

    3. Re:Anonymous Coward says by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It was probably made in response to the TV series but there is (or was) such a bar - I've been there.

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    4. Re:Anonymous Coward says by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I heard it closed (the real one); anyone know? Neat place, wife & I stopped by on our honeymoon in Boston.

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  5. Didn't telemarketer's already try this type... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of thing and people found it freaking creepy. Frankly other then my business with a company I don't want them collecting information to give random strangers to "greet" me as if they know me. It's stalking if people do it and it should be the same for corporations.

  6. Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I'm recognised in a favourite restaurant it's because we know each other well enough for that. If a stewardess I've never met before "recognises" me I know it's fake. The feeling I will probably get is of someone playing manipulative games with me.

    1. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by newcastlejon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One would think BA would have learnt from Starbucks' mistake. Scratch that, British Airways should already be fully aware of the British people's contempt for such phoney chumminess. By and large, we just want to be given our coffee or shown to our seat and then left in peace.

      I'm sure the flight attendants are nice people, but they're not my friends and they ought not to act like they are. They should act like professionals instead.

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    2. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

      I'd also freak out if an unknown stewardess to me calls me by my name... I'm that person who can be paranoid sometimes.

    3. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is the same fake personal touch some callcenters insist of using my name 27 times in a 30 second conversation.

      If I compare that with how many times people say my name when they know me and are talking to me, it is incredible that they still think it is something personal.

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    4. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree for "regular" people, but it sounds like they're targeting this at first-class passengers who might expect to be recognized, and may even have their egos bruised if they aren't. So BA is going to pull up a bunch of photos for the flight attendants peruse, in order to ensure that they don't accidentally fail to recognize a CEO or pop star or whoever.

      It's still fake, but seems like a kind of faking that might work. Especially with people who want to believe it's real, that they're so famous that of course the flight attendants recognized them.

    5. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      My wife would definitely freak out if a stewardess calls me by name! I would expect the flight to be canceled owing to blood on the carpet!

    6. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by arth1 · · Score: 1

      My wife would definitely freak out if a stewardess calls me by name! I would expect the flight to be canceled owing to blood on the carpet!

      Ooh, taking rug burn to a new level in a threesome!
      Well done, that man.

    7. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by arth1 · · Score: 1

      It is the same fake personal touch some callcenters insist of using my name 27 times in a 30 second conversation.

      No problem for me. I'm blessed with a name that English speakers in general and Indian English speakers in particular are unable to pronounce, having both an uvular trill (think Edith Piaf "regrette rien"), a vowel that has disappeared from English, and ending on a vowel instead of a diphthong -- all in two syllables and five letters.

      Non-Scots English speakers better call me by my middle name, and if they even attempt my first name, it's going to be so wrong that it's unrecognisable.

    8. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Scratch that, British Airways should already be fully aware of the British people's contempt for such phoney chumminess.

      Understandable. If I'd ever had a strange guy with an Irish accent come up to me in a crowd and whisper in my ear, "We know where you live, boyo," I'd be tad skittish too.

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    9. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In first class, flight attendants already memorize the passenger list and address you by name once you find your seat. Additionally, I've flown a particular route enough times that some of the attendants and I recognize each other.

      Given the above, I'm not sure why it's necessary to Google me. They already know my name, and anything beyond that seems stalker-ish.

    10. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      BOFH goes to vacation.

      - Welcome aboard mr. Foobar!
      - Oh, you know my name?
      - Yes sir!
      - I don't seem to recall yours...
      - I'm Sally!
      - And your telephone number?
      - I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
      - That's quite unfair don't you think?

      From now on BOFH maintains a passive-aggressive stance throughout the flight. Gets anal probed at the check point on arrival but that's not gonna be reported in his blog.

    11. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I would also feel creeped out. I'm instantly wondering what else they know and if they are talking about me in their private area. Yeah, I'm a touch paranoid.

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    12. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Interesting that Starbucks thing. Whenever I go to one of those places where you place your order at the counter, sit down, then 10 minutes later someone calls you (places like Fuddruckers etc), they never, ever get my name right. I have to listen to some bastardized pronounciation of it, even though my name isn't obscure and there's even a very famous songwriter who uses the same name.

      It gets so annoying I seriosly consider using a pseudonym instead.

    13. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I actually quite like it. I find many shops, especially supermarkets, dehumanizing. Self service checkouts are the worst. Contrast with Japan where it is all about personal service and a good experience.

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    14. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 3, Funny

      BOFH goes to vacation.
      - Welcome aboard mr. Foobar!
      - Oh, you know my name?
      - Yes sir!

      And yet they still won't know what the real Mr Foobar looks like!

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    15. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gets so annoying I seriosly consider using a pseudonym instead.

      "Donner party, your table is ready!"

    16. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No no, they are not trying to be personal, they are just trying to steal your soul.

    17. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So people were serious about that? It's a common practice in lots of places to get a first name to help match orders to people. I give a name to my pizza place, my fish 'n chips shop, and all sorts of places so that my order can be called. Only a few rely on numbers, and interestingly, thinking about it now, the ones I can remember which do are staffed almost exclusively by foreigners who might have some pronunciation issues. I find it hard to think that the UK is so different from everywhere else.

      The complaints in the article were never about people being too chummy or fake, or trying to talk to anyone, but mainly for thinks like Paul saying he prefers to not be called Pole (probably an accent thing, funny how nobody in England speaks English right, even the English say that, as long as nobody other than the English is listening, so I expect someone to complain, but they wouldn't if we were all in a pub in London).

    18. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get a elite status, and you're on the right airline (and possibly the right staff), the Chief Purser (head steward(ess)) will come and personally greet you and make sure everything is okay. This once happened when traveling with my wife, she was a bit confused, but didn't get upset.

      Actually, that same flight, they came back and told us that they'd have to throw out any food they didn't use, invited us to the kitchen, and told us to help ourselves. We were traveling with a baby, so this was quite welcome...

    19. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by xaxa · · Score: 1

      So people were serious about that?

      Yes, absolutely. British people don't like
      - fake friendliness
      - rushed familiarity
      - invasion of privacy
      and what Starbucks do (did?) breaks all three of these.

      the ones I can remember which do are staffed almost exclusively by foreigners who might have some pronunciation issues

      Depending on the region, anywhere between zero and 100% of the staff will be foreign; but I don't think that's an issue here. The non-English-named customers will be more difficult (it's easy to learn most English names if you're Polish, say. But it's not easy for anyone to learn all English, British, European, Asian, African etc names, whatever your native tongue).

      The complaints in the article were never about people being too chummy or fake, or trying to talk to anyone, but mainly for thinks like Paul saying he prefers to not be called Pole

      Those are quotes from Americans, the article seems to have been written prior to the introduction of the new policy into Britain.

    20. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still seems like it would be far easier, and far more accurate to have a quality, well-disguised camera at the first class checkin. That way the cabin crews aren't guessing.

      Does have the disadvantage of not being able to generate a photo array for the checkin attendants to memorize .. but unless those attendants have eidetic memory, they're unlikely to be able to remember all the possibilities for all the VIP passengers scheduled to check in on their shift anyway.

    21. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm in New Zealand (mostly British by descent), and most all places use name, and I've never seen or heard of any issues with it. Like I said, my pizza, my takeaway (and my subway pre-orders), and the coffee shops all run off first names. Half the time I'm in a place where they strive for "personalized service" I'm greeted by name by people I've never met.

      I've not seen an objection like in Ever After, "Do not address me so informal, madam." (why yes, I do remember nearly ever line from every movie I've ever seen). Odd that the complaint in the article is about the British, but the quotes are apparently all from American blogs, without comment from Britons.

    22. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I remember one call center call for my girl friend where I got "oh, so you are Mr Whazzat" and I said "close enough". For the rest of the conversation, every single sentence was adorned with "Mr Whazzat". I sincerely hope that the reason for this silliness was that the call was likely monitored.

    23. Re:Fake personal touch != personal touch by Vlado · · Score: 1

      Actually, you probably wouldn't get such feeling.

      Lufthansa and Swiss already do this in a way for frequent flyers with gold or higher status. What they do is to have a list of all such travelers and where they're seated. Then, during the flight they come to you and greet you by (last) name and ask you if everything is fine and such.
      This happens if you fly coach or business/higher class.
      While it doesn't improve on the food or leg-room in coach it at least gives you a feeling that they appreciate your business a bit more.

      All that this approach would do would be for them to be able to make a visual recognition and not to have to match your seat (which may have changed) with your name.

  7. I don't want this. by Dark$ide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I want British Airways to fly me from LHR to wherever in the shortest time at the lowest cost. I don't want them to LIKE me on Facebook as part of the process of doing that.

    If they need a nice little pocket sized document with my photo, my date of birth and a unique reference number they can use the nice booklet that cost me £90 from HM Passport Agency.

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    1. Re:I don't want this. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      You're not a B-level movie celebrity who's ego is wider than a first class seat. You know, the kind that shows up on the news for having been tossed off a plane for being an abuse, inebriated asshole.

      I think they're doing it so they can keep tabs on these bozos. If they get too rowdy, a few milligrams of haloperidol will get them to sit down and enjoy the flight - staring straight ahead and drooling the entire way. A definite improvement on their usual behavior.

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    2. Re:I don't want this. by buglista · · Score: 2

      bonus points; if my bags come out at the carousel the destination airport, that would be nice too.

    3. Re:I don't want this. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Kinda reminds me of the KLM fiasco where they're trying to get people to hook up before they fly via facebook. Yeah there's a disaster waiting to happen.

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    4. Re:I don't want this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you should check out how much of your BA air fare is airport costs.

      Last I checked, the "heathrow tax" was about 33% of the price of a round trip ticket between the USA and London.

    5. Re:I don't want this. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I was "recognised" by a computer at LHR last time I went through.

      I don't fly very often, but then had to make two trips in two months. On the first trip, as expected, I had to be photographed before going through security -- I think it's something to do with them checking that that people don't somehow get through to the wrong flight.

      On the second trip, they still had my picture (I looked at the camera, as the guy in front of me had been asked to do so, and the man on the desk said I didn't need to as they still had my picture from last month). I think they do delete the pictures eventually, as I'd travelled through LHR about six months before the first of the two close-together trips.

    6. Re:I don't want this. by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      BA has never lost my bag. I fly BA about 30 times a year.

      Flying in the pre-9/11 United States, my bags would be "lost" (ie arriving later) about 50% of the time.

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    7. Re:I don't want this. by lintux · · Score: 1

      AFAIK this is for domestic flights (which magically includes flights to Ireland BTW) only. No clue why they're doing it but I guess it's somehow related to the common travel area. It's extremely annoying since I once managed to accidentally get all the way to the gate for a flight back to Dublin without having my picture taken. When they found out I had to go all the way back (including another round of security theatre, thank FSM I didn't just buy me a bottle of water) to do that, and nearly missed the damn flight.

      On flights to anywhere else, no pictures.

  8. First class by Paul+Townend · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the article, it says at the bottom: ""The Google Images search app helps our customer service team to recognise high profile travellers such as captains of industry who would be using our First class facilities enabling us to give a more personalised service."

    I think this is almost certainly something they're aiming at first class passengers only (probably as they approach the lounges at airports). I doubt they care that much about everyone in cattle class...

    1. Re:First class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Google Images search app helps our customer service team to recognise high profile travellers such as captains of industry who would be using our First class facilities enabling us to give a more personalised service."

      Now how many of us are gonna start uploading photoshopped piccies of our boss/CEO/whatever in compromising situations next time a purchase request is denied?

    2. Re:First class by guttentag · · Score: 1

      The Google Images search app helps our customer service team to recognise high profile travellers such as captains of industry who would be using our First class facilities enabling us to give a more personalised service.

      "Sorry Mr. Gates! We didn't recognize you without the pie in your face!"
      Consider the service an upgrade! From first class to zero class!

    3. Re:First class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates has said in interviews that he chose to fly coach until the late 90s (business class on international flights). Of course, he probably got upgraded more often than I do ....

    4. Re:First class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Usual slashdot outrage bait. Would be surprised if most airlines don't do something like this already - for the cost of the ticket, they should certainly be making the effort.

      Disclaimer: I work in the hospitality industry, where making rich people feel important makes a big difference to the bottom line. We don't ignore them because "oh noes the privacies!!". We like staying in business.

    5. Re:First class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already greet you by name in first class using a seat assignment list. A little off putting the first time until you realize what's going on.

    6. Re:First class by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      ITs sad that we allow money to be the catalyst for better treatment of a human....sad indeed.

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    7. Re:First class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another company catering to the 1%, who actually spend money? How typical!

    8. Re:First class by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

      ITs sad that we allow money to be the catalyst for better treatment of a human....sad indeed.

      You obviously have not waited tables at any point in your life.

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  9. 1980 called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And asked if this would be an extra cost

  10. Oh, great by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 5, Funny

    to recreate the 'feeling of recognition you get in a favourite restaurant'

    So, now the airline is going to spit in my food too?

    1. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So, now the airline is going to spit in my food too?

      Yep. As usual.

    2. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you'll get the extra "touchy-feely" rectal pat-down before departure...

  11. Sometimes you want to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Where everybody knows your name, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Hussein..

  12. Good luck with that by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I google myself, I find either a very large black NFL player, or an Airforce general. YAY, instant upgrade.

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    Trying to become famous by taking photos. Visit my homepage please.
    1. Re:Good luck with that by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      At least you know they won't mess with you!

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    2. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a Bruce at all, John!

      Seriously, people are giving away way too much information in this topic...

  13. Scanner Data Calls for Integration by foobsr · · Score: 4, Funny

    the airline could end up seeing a lot more than your face

    Sounds like they also want to integrate the results from full body scanners.

    CC.

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    1. Re:Scanner Data Calls for Integration by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      But then maybe they can say "oh, it look like you've lost weight" :-D

    2. Re:Scanner Data Calls for Integration by HnT · · Score: 1

      Sounds like they also want to integrate the results from full body scanners.

      "People who enjoyed being seen naked in public also enjoyed these activities..."

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      "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." - Mark Twain
  14. "Fakyness" = bad customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It kinda creeps me out when clerks act all "chummy".

    1. Re:"Fakyness" = bad customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customers also do that. I have to wear a nametag at my job, and for whatever reason some customers will just start using my name as much as they can (tends to happen when they're trying to woo me into doing something they know they can't). I'm not the only one there who hates that.

  15. "Head of Customer Analysis" *shiver* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just creepy.

  16. Which Feeling of Recognition? by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    they'll be able to recreate the 'feeling of recognition you get in a favourite restaurant,'

    I think they're a little more likely to create the feeling of recognition that you get when the creepy, slightly desperate receptionist asks about your dog by name, despite the fact that you haven't told anyone at the office that you have a dog.

    1. Re:Which Feeling of Recognition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they'll be able to recreate the 'feeling of recognition you get in a favourite restaurant,'

      I think they're a little more likely to create the feeling of recognition that you get when the creepy, slightly desperate receptionist asks about your dog by name, despite the fact that you haven't told anyone at the office that you have a dog.

      You wouldn't have that problem if your dog didn't have a credit card.

  17. Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for by whois · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are several ways to do this that don't involve invading your privacy any more than they already have by making you present papers to fly. They already have all the information you could want in their database about your trips with them. Attaching a photo to it does nothing more than give someone a feeling of unease the moment you've pulled off this sham.

    I dislike it when the coffee shop employees use my name without having been introduced because it's unexpected. The first thing that goes through your head is how did this person know my name, then you work backwards and figure it out. "Oh, they read it off my credit card." The uneasiness goes away but the feeling that something wasn't quite right with your experience is still there. Now try it in a situation where you can't figure it out because there’s a third party involved?

    Situation: Man you've never seen before approaches you in an airport and says "Mr. Smith?" What is your immediate reaction?

    First you're trying to figure out where you've met the person before, then you're trying to figure out if something is wrong or if they're a thief or confidence man playing you because obviously they've overheard your name from somewhere? You're never able to make the connection that they've "recognized" you because they haven't. They weren't even introduced by a mutual acquaintance like the front desk clerk because in a giant airport it would be impossible to believe that the front desk clerk described you well enough to be tracked down.

    You will always be left with a feeling that shenanigans have happened and it won't make you happy. Unless you're an extremely trusting grandmotherly type person who finds the novelty to be so interesting you forget your suspicions; If you are in that particular demographic then the novelty of hearing your name called over the intercom so you can come to the desk and be updated would be just as effective as the above.

    Finally, I'm in a position of choice in what has become an increasingly hostile market due to security theater. Every chance I get I will choose the airline that isn't creepy internet stalking me.

    1. Re:Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Situation: Man you've never seen before approaches you in an airport and says "Mr. Smith?" What is your immediate reaction?

      If my name isn't Smith: "Sorry, no" or ignoring the person.
      Unless she's truly babelicious: "For you, I'll be Smith, Jones or any name you want."

      If my name is Smith, the reply would be: "Who's asking?"

      Common courtesy is to always introduce yourself first. On the phone too, by the way. Someone who calls and asks for someone by name without giving theirs will (and should) get "who's calling" or simply be hung up on. Neither is the callee being rude - it's the caller being rude.

    2. Re:Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Situation: Man you've never seen before approaches you in an airport and says "Mr. Smith?" What is your immediate reaction?

      If my name isn't Smith: "Sorry, no" or ignoring the person.
      Unless she's truly babelicious: "For you, I'll be Smith, Jones or any name you want."

      Either there is an inconsistency here, or the airline company knows a great deal about you and your preferences.

    3. Re:Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Situation: Man you've never seen before approaches you in an airport and says "Mr. Smith?" What is your immediate reaction?

      If my name isn't Smith: "Sorry, no" or ignoring the person.
      Unless she's truly babelicious: "For you, I'll be Smith, Jones or any name you want."

      Either there is an inconsistency here, or the airline company knows a great deal about you and your preferences.

      Simplest explanation:
      It's a trap!

    4. Re:Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for by guttentag · · Score: 1

      Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for

      I'll take differences between restaurants and airports for 200, Alex.

  18. Heathrow boycott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After my last passage through Heathrow Airport and the inefficiency, delay, needless scrutiny, and property invasion it entailed, I now boycott Heathrow. They can keep their little Orwellian Island.

    Meanwhile, Heathrow is losing market share to competitors. Coincidence, or do others feel the same?

  19. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please! Why do people have a public facebook page? So everybody can see their data. This is nothing more than a reverse lookup on these data.

    cb

  20. Not a violation of privacy, but daft by EdgePenguin · · Score: 1

    Googling someone does not violate their privacy. Publishing unauthorized information about someone does.

    The whole thing is daft and bound to backfire. For instance; I share my name (which you can easily figure out from my username) with a purveyor of adult photography. I don't want airport staff casually inquiring how the porn business is going.

    1. Re:Not a violation of privacy, but daft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the airline company uses Google whenever I am there, Google will become aware that I'm there and will therefore be able to link this information with information about flights etc. This is equivalent with the airline company explicitly emailing Google every time I travel to tell them about my travel plans, which obviously (to me anyway) is a breach of privacy.

      Also, since they don't know whether the passenger has published information or not, they will simply send everybody's name to Google and see what shows up. Therefore, even if you try to keep your online profile low, they will still spread information about you uneccessarily.

      Yet another privacy-related reason not to travel to the Great Britain.

  21. "Seeing a lot more than your face" by qwerty+shrdlu · · Score: 1

    That's a risk they'll just have to take.

  22. Not always a bad thing by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or what if it's the wrong person with your name?

    That's not always a bad thing - may be I'll get some free upgrades out of it! ;-)

    1. Re:Not always a bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mr Bond, you always like to travel in style ...

  23. smarter and smarter by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    It seems my decision to not put my real name online anywhere ever and not join facebook keeps looking smarter and smarter. If I google my name, I get no actually relevant results.

    Now if they ask for my online nicknames they'd be like "We see that you don't like microsoft, you're into tech support, and you hate the Phoenix Knights guild in DDO. Welcome aboard!"

  24. be real or gtfo by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I frequent a pawn shop because they have decent laptop, PC, and tech stuff prices and they work on commission so it's like Cheers when I walk in and the sales staff basically see who can get to me first cuz there's a likely $300-1000 purchase in their near future. Plus some of the reps there are sincerely pretty cool.

    And then there's the fake ass waitress and hotel and other staff that are trained to be friendly but it's blatently obvious that it's a very thinly veiled attempt to hide the fact that they don't give a crap.

    All this will actually result in is people asking "oh, did we to school together?" and them having to explain they merely digitally stalked you.

    1. Re:be real or gtfo by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      All this will actually result in is people asking "oh, did we to school together?" and them having to explain they merely digitally stalked you.

      You're a fish? How do you type?

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    2. Re:be real or gtfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this will actually result in is people asking "oh, did we to school together?" and them having to explain they merely digitally stalked you.

      You're a fish? How do you type?

      While riding a bicycle of course.

  25. illogical that they wish to use google.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Passport photos already let them play this game and would be a FAR more reliable base for what they propose the program is meant to accomplish.. I suspect that the "googling" aspect is more about A) marketing by sneaking into your life and trying to "google" in the sense that they mine your personal info to sell you things in a targeted fashion.. B) has something to do with security or other reasons...

    That said its also entirely possible that they promoted some youngsters who are hell bent on using what they know rather than the best tool for the job..

    I am all for the idea that its a personal choice where you set your social boundries.. some people are outgoing and wish to be on first name basis with the world.. others find it distasteful and would prefer to be addressed as sir/mam or mr/ms/mrs until THEY choose to go into first name mode..

    For those that are supposedly in the "best customer tier" (frequent fliers with loyalty cards that are meant to express that) I can see that BA would want to somehow make a random employee have an easier time giving that customer extra attention... IE you fly BA 2037 from MCO to england biweekly and know all the regulars.. BA wants that same familiarity to extend when you are on a flight from LAX to Hong Kong, or Sydney.. or at least give their counter and in flight employees the tool to do so..

    But I think that having club cards pose for photos would serve the job much more elegantly.. and even a system of snapping a quick shot at the ticket counter and sending that on to the flight crew would be a far more useful for both the flight crew AND security (odd passport photo may be hideously out of date, photo taken at most an hour or 3 before the plane is boarded .. way more likely to be accurate...

  26. Airport shocker by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "OK, Mr Goatse, if you could just step over here".

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    1. Re:Airport shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got the cavity search covered.

  27. Passengers Plan to Google BA Pilots by erdos-bacon+sandwich · · Score: 1

    Hey Stewardess, another vodka-tonic to send up to the captain!

  28. brings tears to my eyes by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    This sounds like something from the onion

  29. Try Googling My Own Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all over The Series of Tubes as I published my first site in 1994, and was on Usenet and mailing lists long before that.

    out of 27,300,000 total hits we have at Number Ten and so stil on the first page:

    Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event on alert after man threatens explosions, guns
    by Molly Young, The Oregonian

    More than 150 people at the Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event at Portland State University are on what event organizers described as a "lockdown" after a man who was asked to leave this morning later made threats of violence.

    Six police officers were at the PSU Business Accelerator building on 2828 S.W. Corbett Ave. this afternoon.

    After the man, Michael David Crawford, was removed this morning, he apparently threatened violence, explosions and guns, co-organizer Jeff Martens told participants at an afternoon meeting announcing the "lockdown." The threats were made on a Twitter account using the hashtag of the event, though the tweets appear to have been deleted.

    Participants are allowed to enter and leave through one entrance, and Portland police said the event was not on an official lockdown.

    Is British Airways going to treat me like family after they read that?

    Here's What Really Happened.

    The reason I haven't sued the Startup Weekend corporation, The Oregonian and, because they deleted exculpatory evidence from their site, Twitter for defamation is not because I don't want to or because I don't think I'd win metric boatloads of damages, but because I've been busy fixing up my websites. They were, at least for a whiile, a multitude of sins.

    What I was really referring to on Twitter when I reported that I knew a straightforward way that I myself, from the comfort of my own home, could "make a large industrial facility detonate like a Bunker Buster Bomb" is lucidly explained in Jonathan Swift Sticks it to the Man.

    ProTip: Obama and whoever the Prime Minister of Israel fucked up royally when they authorized StuxNet. Just you wait until the Iranians download their free eval copy of the Trihedral Engineering VTS - Visual Tag System - Human Machine Interface / Supervisory Control And Data Acquisition industrial control system software.

    HMI / SCADA just about has to be the single most human-life critical software known to man. Wouldn't you think they'd Read The FIne Manual before - at the time I was hired - writing a half million lines of what Trihedral founder Glenn Wadden, a brilliant industrial engineer but an incompetent coder, described as a million line program that's only half complete?

    Michael David Crawford, who looks forward to lighting smuggled Cuban cigars with burning hundred dollar bills.

    1. Re:Try Googling My Own Name by beaverdownunder · · Score: 1

      I thought Startup Weekend was an interesting exercise in pitching and ad-hoc collaboration, but I agree, anyone who takes a serious project to it is just in for a world of hurt.

      That said, none of the ideas at the SW I attended had any hope of becoming the 'next big thing', so I don't think anyone had their ideas stolen.

      As for what happened to you, the people who run these things are 'entrepreneurs' not 'coders' and as such, I'm not sure you can really be surprised by their reaction. These folks are outgoing, pleasant people who see everything in very simple terms -- IE not slashdotters. ;)

  30. Skip the weather, go for gold by halfkoreanamerican · · Score: 1

    While it's not a terrible idea and I don't particularly mind it, considering how I share a lot of personal information on those same networks... If they are clever they might even find a common topic of interest and skip the whole bit about the weather at 20,000 feet. Why even ask me when all you really want to know is how I feel about Dostoyevsky's narrative style, or about whitespace while coding? That's all I really care about when I talk to people.

  31. Wyndham did this to me to sell a timeshare by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A buddy of mine invited me and another friend to come stay at a Wyndham resort in WI for a ski weekend a few years ago. We stayed at a resort with multiple restaurants and shops on site.

    Very long and creepy story short, in an attempt to sell more points to my friend (who was on his parent's million+ account) they Googled for us and knew everything about me including my preferences for music, good food, etc and tried to use that as leverage.

    Outcomes:

    1. It was uncomfortable because they only had a cursory knowledge of what I liked and they weren't really applying it well enough.

    2. It was fucking SUPER creepy that they knew anything at all about me. Honestly, it was unnerving.

    3. I don't want strangers treating me like I am eating at my favorite restaurant where I know the owner. You know why? Because they forgot the steps involved to get to that point--the one where you get to know someone from more than a cursory glance at Google.

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    Do not fucking do this. Thanks.

    1. Re:Wyndham did this to me to sell a timeshare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      So you published information that was meant to be read by your friends and family, which somehow ended up in the hands of someone other than expected, and you were surprised?

    2. Re:Wyndham did this to me to sell a timeshare by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      Where did you get that? I agree with GP, and having read his post, I didn't get that at all. What I got is that he published information (period) and someone used it to pretend they are something they are not. That's the freaky part. Nobody's surprised, I hope, when they post info online and other people know it. People are surprised when things like restaurants, who if you've never been there, are not expected to act like they've known you for years. It's not customer intimacy. It's customer snooping, and it's not welcome.

  32. Never... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never, ever used my real name on the web.

  33. It's not about economy class... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    This has nothing to do with knowing that Mrs. Edith Hedgehog in 36J is from Bristol and likes knitting and everything about knowing that Sir Roger Carr in 2A is the chairman of Centrica. It's all about knowing the first class passengers, not the riff-raff in steerage.

  34. where are they going to use this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to use this in the airplane where they already have the name and seat number of every person in the plane?

    Or in the VIP lounge that you show an id card with your name on it to get into?

    They could just put RFID tags in the ID cards and be done with it.

  35. Personal touch comes from the TSA by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2
    I don't fly much, but I went for the first time through something called a mm-wave scanner (is that an x-ray or something else)?

    A TSA chick stood to block my way and told me, "Sir, there was something suspicious on the scan, we are going to have to pat you down."

    You have to know, ahem, that in middle age, a lot of us havet the Frank Costanza physique from that Seinfeld "bro" episode. A TSA dude with blue gloves felt my left moob through my clothes and then touched up the middle of my left thigh.

    I was going to ask, "Did you find a lump, officer, something where I need to go to the doctor?" I mean if they are doing radiological and physical exams on people, isn't there an ethical responsibility to disclose this? But I just stood there like I was being inducted into the Army and shut-TF-up because I wanted to get on my flight.

  36. Use Digfer.com by popo · · Score: 1

    If you're trying to figure out just how far down in search you are, http://digfer.com/ is a good utility to "dig" through all those people that are... well, more important than you.

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  37. Privacy Minded? by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    If you were privacy minded, you wouldn't stuff on the WWW which could be googled which don't want people to know.

  38. It was hard to think of a non-serious project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have lots of serious projects. The last thing I'm going to do is allow a bunch of strangers to Tweet it, blog about it on Facebook, or post a YouTube of me pitching The Next Great American Killer App.

    What I actually decided to do was to offer my expertise to ALL the teams. For example I'm quite good at debugging and tuning the performance of iOS Apps now. The Portland Startup Weekend was mostly a bunch of naive young kids who had never published commercial software in their entire lives, let alone shipped in the App Store. While many of them had good product concepts, I was dead certain none of them would succeed without my help.

    What totally pissed off the Startup Weekend staff was that I did not want to collaborate with any one particular team. Instead I wanted to offer advice to every team that needed advice. I planned to teach them all how to code bug-free iOS Apps.

    For that, the Startup Weekend staff totally surrounded me, then started shouting at the tops of their lungs while I begged them desperately to leave me in peace.

    Hilarity Ensued.

  39. Making airlines more invasive is so comforting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would hope they had someone on staff to tell them how bad of an idea this way. Maybe if they got rid of the liquid ban and pornoscanners... maybe..

  40. I am shocked, shocked. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Airlines making sure their flight crews can identify their best passengers. Here in the EU! This is a logical outcome of the drive to take care of their most valuable passenger s- the high profit margin ones. Fly a lot and do it at full freight and / or first and they go out of their way to make flying as pleasant as possible. Coming in from overseas - someone meets you at the plane and whisks you to the front of the immigration line. Need to change a flight? They pull your ticket up and a row of $$$$ show up to alert the agent that this customer is one of their VIPs. they even have *gasp* secret high level frequent flier status whose cards magically appear via overnight delivery.

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  41. Freaky by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    I really don't like fake familiarity. Doing it for commerce makes it that much worse. I'll not fly British Airways.

  42. I guess I'd better ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... clean up all those posts I've made to the Mile High Club website.

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  43. Literally a Half-Cocked Idea by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    They are completely leaving out the other half of the equation.
    You know -- that bit about you knowing and having a camaraderie with the staff of your favorite restaurant?
    I'd be more creeped out than anything by some flight attendants I had never seen before seemed to know stuff about me.

    I think I'll just pass on ever taking a flight on British Airways -- which should be easy since I've long since vowed TO NEVER GO TO BRITAIN BECAUSE IT'S A POLICE STATE. Which is a shame, because I carry on quite well with the Brits I come across, but there's just no way I'm going to subject myself to their surveillance society. And Flight Attendants have no business prying into my life.

  44. Personally, I hate this sort of thing. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    It's not new, really, just a new implementation. The one that comes to mind is cashiers at grocery stores thanking my by name. No, it doesn't make me feel like a regular or like you "know" me, it makes me feel like you can read the name on my loyalty card, credit card, or something else. Worse, it feels like false intimacy because your company told you to act like you know me based on nothing more than being able to read my name off something. If you've ever been a regular somewhere, or had really great service where they DO remember you every time, you know some random airline employee reading your name off a screen because BA googled your picture is nothing anywhere close.

    BA, this is a really stupid idea. Don't do it. You will impress no one, and annoy or disturb others.

  45. They're not human by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Okay, it's official. Customer relations people are not human. They can't be, nobody with human emotions or personality could possibly think this was a good idea.

  46. Executive summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airline managed by slimeballs who want to suck up to even bigger slimeballs?

  47. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avoid the clam chowder.

  48. Scroogled: Obligatory Cory Doctorow Story by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    Read Scroogled by Cory Doctorow for a treatment of how this might go...

  49. signs of the end of privacy, begin anonymity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've successfully erased all data that was about me sometime last year and there exists no more pictures, no more references, no more cache, and no profile generated websites or detailed info about me on the net.. It's strictly empty. However, the amazingness of the internet is that you don't need to have a website to mine all of the data that exists, so it truly is impossible to erase yourself unless you can access every part of the deep web that referenced you. Thankfully I used an alias last-name the entire time, however you never know what lies beyond what we see.

  50. Bye Bye BA by korthof · · Score: 1

    And I just stopped flying British Airways, added in the scrap heap with US Air, and American Air.

  51. Ok, Seriously by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Who is now planning to post pictures of their junk online before making reservations on British Airways?

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  52. I hope no one claims it's a privacy issue by superwiz · · Score: 1

    I am sorry, but any information which shows up in a Google search is not private. Any argument to the contrary is insane.

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  53. What they'll learn about me... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    What they would learn about me from the first page of a Google search on my name:

    I'm a Adobe Worldwide Video Evangelist.
    I live in Gaithersburg, Maryland.
    I used to work for Boodah Joo Music, Ltd. of San Francisco.
    I'm @Beatlejase on Twitter.
    I've been running the site Queso.com since 1999 and am a physician.
    I'm the producer of "Kid in a Candy Store" and the son of television director/producer Michael Levine.
    I'm jaselevine on Facebook.
    I'm an associate in the Boston office of Summit Partners, a growth equity firm for exceptional companies.

    What they would actually learn about me:

    Nothing, because none of those links were about me and all of that information was about other "Jason Levine"s.

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    1. Re:What they'll learn about me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am perhaps the only individual with my name on the entire planet. What do you get when you Google it? Well, among things:

      - OSS code contributions
      - A mention in the newsletter of the local astronomy club

      So there, you've got my city, my programming hobby (and possibly occupation), and my astronomy hobby.

  54. Oh, Mr Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry for not recognizing you before our full body scan.

  55. 1984 by lavcoyote25 · · Score: 0

    a bit late but accurate.