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US Army Developing Armor Tailored For Females

cylonlover writes, quoting Gizmag: "Body armor is a blessing and a curse for soldiers. Modern tactical armor has saved thousands of lives from bullets and bombs, but it can also be a major problem if it doesn't fit properly. That's what the women who make up 14 percent of the U.S. Army face on a regular basis. Now, according to the Army News Service, the Army is preparing to test a new armor that is tailored to the female form to replace the standard men's armor that the women now use. Working on data collected in studies overseas and at stateside army bases, the Program Executive Office (PEO) Soldier has identified several problem areas and has developed a new armor that will be tested in 2013."

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  1. "...has identified several problem areas and..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who ever considered breasts a problem area? Seriously...

    edit: captcha spelled "maternal". Hah.

  2. My novel idea by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My novel idea is reducing injuries and fatalities through getting involved in fewer conflicts. It is a radical idea, but it just might work.

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    1. Re:My novel idea by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How will that make defense contractors rich?

    2. Re:My novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I agree in principle, that doesn't remove the need for this kind of advancement. Regardless of how peaceful and friendly you are, there's always a chance of someone, somewhere attacking you, at which point you probably want to have decent gear for your armed forces.

    3. Re:My novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My novel idea is reducing injuries and fatalities through getting involved in fewer conflicts. It is a radical idea, but it just might work.

      That's not something the Army has authority to do, though. Talk to the politicians if you want our military commitments to change.

    4. Re:My novel idea by ethanms · · Score: 2

      Since there will be conflicts (or at least preparation and equipping for them) the problem still remains even if we follow your suggestion.

      Complete world peace with no armed conflicts is simply not going to happen as long as their is competition for resource and space.

      So let's focus on the actual problem of properly protecting and equipping our female soldiers.

    5. Re:My novel idea by ethanms · · Score: 1

      their = there ... damn brain.

    6. Re:My novel idea by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, but can we compare and contrast these two things?

      1) Having a reasonable standing army, in case it is needed.

      2) Making military spending to be one of the biggest priorities of the country, showering military contractors with money in the hopes of being the most powerful military in the world, and allowing rich and powerful men who profit from war have too much influence on whether we enter conflicts.

    7. Re:My novel idea by assertation · · Score: 2

      richER

      They are already the 1%ers and getting hefty tax brakes while the rest of us foot the bill for their wars and infrastructure

    8. Re:My novel idea by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree in principle, that doesn't remove the need for this kind of advancement. Regardless of how peaceful and friendly you are, there's always a chance of someone, somewhere attacking you, at which point you probably want to have decent gear for your armed forces.

      Given how friendly fire, negligent discharge, fragging and collateral damage appears to be such huge risks, I think they should look at redesigning the back first, not the front...

    9. Re:My novel idea by dpilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I largely agree with you, but I don't really believe that competition for resource and space is the cause of most armed conflicts today. Instead I believe over-sized egos and over-hyped nationalism exaggerate the perception of competition for resource and space. War is usually good for the leaders, no matter how much they may say (and perhaps truly feel) they hate it.

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    10. Re:My novel idea by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How will that make defense contractors rich?

      See "cold war" and "MAD" on wikipedia.

      Not too many 9 MT h-bombs have been detonated in anger, but a hell of a lot of money got made off them.

      Also see american chemical weapons, american bio weapons, etc. I love those things... so awful they never got used.

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    11. Re:My novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Civilians need body armor more than soldiers

    12. Re:My novel idea by vlm · · Score: 2

      Given how friendly fire, ...appears to be such huge risks

      "Targets in sight. Size 6 soldiers, activity low crawling toward our fighting position, can't ID uniform, in no mans zone, can't ID unit, time is now, looks like standard infantry equipment. Log it for intel. Assumed enemy combatants."

      "Logged. Targets acquired. Requesting permission to fire mortars under ROE?"

      "Deny Deny Deny their 60 gunner just stood up and she's wearing a chainmail bikini"

      Don't laugh it could happen

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    13. Re:My novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That sounds great. All we need is magic fairy dust to make everyone live in peace and harmony.

      Or it sounds stupid, because when you think about it as much as the Cold War and the post-Cold War world aren't that great, they're vastly better than what came before. No one gets into big conflicts because the US knocks them down. We keep a big military and it's not cost effective for anyone to resist us anymore. As such, despite several "incidents", the reality is the 20th century post WW2 was vastly quieter than the preceding 20 decades. Take a look at history and see just how much damage and death was caused by the 7 years war, the various "Coalition Wars" against the French Republic that evolved into the Napoleonic Wars, the Civil War (1 million dead in 5 years vs. Iraq which is about 125-150,000 dead in 8 years), the various 19th century colonial wars in Africa such as the 3 Boer Wars, the Zulu War, the Anglo Afghani War, etc etc, and then you get to World War 1 and World War 2. By contrast, the last 70 years have seen the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Soviet/Afghan War, and variosu small brush wars in Africa; the only really big casualty War in the past 30 years was the Iran-Iraq War, 1 million dead in 8 years.

      Human conflict cannot be avoided. Human nature is defined by the fact that we are mortal, instinctually focused on our survival, and have diverse opinions. Those three factors ensure that some humans will use force or the threat of violence to have their opinion be the dominant one. You cannot eliminate that. But frankly, I'd rather live in a world with a dominant US military that keeps most conflicts down to a low level, because frankly that's the best we're ever going to get.

    14. Re:My novel idea by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Yea, it's working so well for the thousands of people being killed in Syria.

    15. Re:My novel idea by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Actually were it not for nuclear weapons the money spent on conventional forces would be much larger. With nuclear weapons a state has a viable deterrent even if their armed forces are not very large which is why you have all of these tin pot dictatorships trying to have nuclear weapons today. This is one reason why there are so few bombers in service today. A lot of airforces either do not have dedicated bombers or have extremely limited numbers of them.

    16. Re:My novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that, as most are chickenhawks from the looks of it.

    17. Re:My novel idea by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2

      Instead of making tanks, I guess they could make bridges, new Fiber Optic deployments to rural areas, schools, etc

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    18. Re:My novel idea by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, compared to most other things military spends money on, developing better infantry armor is very cheap (look up the cost of a single Tomahawk missile for comparison).

    19. Re:My novel idea by nschubach · · Score: 2

      If we do that, we'll never have a Tony Stark though...

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    20. Re:My novel idea by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Oil is a resource.

    21. Re:My novel idea by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I don't deny that. But again, there is evidence that recent price surges have been driven more by speculation than by supply.

      If egos could be pushed aside, I think war would be far more likely over fresh water than over oil.

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    22. Re:My novel idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, compared to most other things military spends money on, developing better infantry armor is very cheap

      Especially if you make the soldiers pay for their own armor... they're only going to pay for R&D, not for the armor itself!

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    23. Re:My novel idea by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Buy weapons from them, and dump it in the sea. See, the solution is simple.

    24. Re:My novel idea by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 1

      Can't do that, here in 'Merka we know that's socialism. Everyone knows socialism is only one step away from communism, and everyone knows that communism leads to false idols, and false idols might as well be satan, and satan demands sacrifice. DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO SACRIFICE MY DAUGHTER????

    25. Re:My novel idea by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      While fresh water is a valuable resource, it is also a resource you can create from other water (such as from the ocean). Oil is VERY difficult to create with anything other than oil.

    26. Re:My novel idea by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Actually were it not for nuclear weapons the money spent on conventional forces would be much larger. With nuclear weapons a state has a viable deterrent even if their armed forces are not very large which is why you have all of these tin pot dictatorships trying to have nuclear weapons today. This is one reason why there are so few bombers in service today. A lot of airforces either do not have dedicated bombers or have extremely limited numbers of them.

      By your argument, the US should have the world's smallest army.

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    27. Re:My novel idea by dpilot · · Score: 1

      It's also easier to find alternatives to oil. When it comes to drinking and growing crops, there's not substitute for fresh water. I'll agree that we're not very good about finding alternatives to oil, and there are some uses where there are no alternatives at all, but we are making progress at it.

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    28. Re:My novel idea by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The US needs to have a lot of troops because of the large amount of military bases they have around the world. If you took away the people stationed in JP, KR, DE, the need for conventional forces would be much reduced. At one time the US demobilized their armed forces after a conflict like they did after WWI. However it was decided to maintain a large headcount even after WWII was over and a lot of the troops went back home unlike in previous wars.

    29. Re:My novel idea by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      When it comes to drinking and growing crops, there's not substitute for fresh water.

      It's got what plants need!

  3. Hit it! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sweet! Booty armor!

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    1. Re:Hit it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be Booby armor?!?

    2. Re:Hit it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that was hoping to see more... pictures? I can't help but feel disappointed.

      I'm a terrible person...

  4. Does it come in pink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Finally something like in Mass Effect?

    1. Re:Does it come in pink? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Dear god, I hope they don't take their inspiration from video games!

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    2. Re:Does it come in pink? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Ashley's armor from ME1 always reminded me of the princess' from the old Voltron cartoon...

  5. If recent threads are anything to go by... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If recent threads on slashdot about anything involving women are anything to go by, this will degenerate into a flame war between mysoginists and normal people.

    After all, if women aren't up to the job of wearing body armour, they shouldn't join the army. So what if it puts them off. Should we concentrating on getting more women to become barbage(wo)men?

    For the impaired: that is sarcasm.

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    1. Re:If recent threads are anything to go by... by ethanms · · Score: 2

      After all, if women aren't up to the job of wearing body armour, they shouldn't join the army.

      The counter of course is that it's not they aren't up to it, it's that their form (vs the male form) allows for gaps which can lead them to be exposed to dangers.

      As another ./er noted--his wife had gaps at the top of her body armor allowing spent shells to fall between her armor and skin, this lead to physical scars and as someone who has had a shell land in his shirt I can say firsthand that it can affect your aim and cause you to physically react.

    2. Re:If recent threads are anything to go by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If recent threads on slashdot about anything involving women are anything to go by, this will degenerate into a flame war between mysoginists and normal people...

      So you are a mysoginists then? Because clearly you are not normal if you are attempting to start a troll war on /. (well maybe you are normal for /., but not in the real world)...

    3. Re:If recent threads are anything to go by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Entire post is based on fallacy. Criticizing run amok feminism is not misogyny

  6. Doesn't look effective... by Uthic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All my gaming experience has taught me that it should be skin-tight and leaves arms, legs and midriff bare.

    1. Re:Doesn't look effective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the name of Allah, avert your eyes!

    2. Re:Doesn't look effective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The soldiers of Allah shall never hit the US soldiers again!

    3. Re:Doesn't look effective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be tagged "funny"... not insightful. unless you decide to tag the tagger or the tag itself as funny but not the taggy :P

    4. Re:Doesn't look effective... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      From STNG it always struck me as funny that the Klingon women wore body armor, but in the name of "Roddenberry Costume Design" that armor always showed cleavage. Great! Put body (bawdy?) armor on the women of a race that's really into personal combat, then leave a gap in that armor right over the heart!

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    5. Re:Doesn't look effective... by arth1 · · Score: 2

      From STNG it always struck me as funny that the Klingon women wore body armor, but in the name of "Roddenberry Costume Design" that armor always showed cleavage. Great! Put body (bawdy?) armor on the women of a race that's really into personal combat, then leave a gap in that armor right over the heart!

      The Klingon eight-chambered heart is further down, beneath their three lungs.

    6. Re:Doesn't look effective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From STNG it always struck me as funny that the Klingon women wore body armor, but in the name of "Roddenberry Costume Design" that armor always showed cleavage. Great! Put body (bawdy?) armor on the women of a race that's really into personal combat, then leave a gap in that armor right over the heart!

      The Klingon eight-chambered heart is further down, beneath their three lungs.

      Oh snap! You got told

    7. Re:Doesn't look effective... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Wow, I never would have suspected the Klingons of pumping blood or oxygenating it by-committee.

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    8. Re:Doesn't look effective... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      LOL came here to post this :D

      Armor should be extra effective if the entire length of cleavage between the breasts is visible.

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    9. Re:Doesn't look effective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Klingon eight-chambered heart is further down, beneath their three lungs.

      That's their main, where is their back-up located? (Klingon's have backup vital organs, at least according to Dr. Polaski and using Worf's second spinal cord as citations)

  7. bewbs? by SoupGuru · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Interesting that they can write a whole article on redesigning body armor for women and there's not a single reference to tatas.

    Are the main differences really torso length, should width, and waist size? Do chesticles not really factor into the redesign? Or are the authors just being polite and not highlighting jugs as a factor?

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    1. Re:bewbs? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 0

      I guess the kind of women who join the army aren't the kind that sit around on your couch eating ice cream out of tubs followed by a plate of doughnuts, and so more likely to have smaller breasts that can be flattened enough to fit - you might have more difficulty fitting your armour if you're a man shaped like Arnold at his peak, certainly he had bigger and more prominent chest area than a lot of women I've known.

    2. Re:bewbs? by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Quite frankly, all but the extremely endowed will have minimal problems in the chest area. They're not exactly wearing pushup bras into combat obviously, and most women wearing a sports bra don't have an appreciably bigger chest than the average male body builder (though obviously the dimensions will be different and there will always be outliers). The areas they are concerned about are those that either cause the body army to slip out of position by not being adjustable to smaller frames (shoulders and waist) or hamper mobility (torso length).

    3. Re:bewbs? by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope you're joking. Flattened breasts are a pain and very uncomfortable. If you want to be at your best while on the field, it's not the best way to do it.

    4. Re:bewbs? by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are the main differences really torso length, should width, and waist size?

      They're a huge part of the difference, yes.
       

      Or are the authors just being polite and not highlighting jugs as a factor?

      Or maybe they're just being professionals rather than juveniles. (Really, four different slang terms in one post? Grow up.) Or, and I find this likely, given the wide variation in sizes and position of female breasts (and there's no real correlation with other body measurements) they're going for the same "one size fits mostly all" approach.

    5. Re:bewbs? by v1 · · Score: 1

      Interesting that they can write a whole article on redesigning body armor for women and there's not a single reference to tatas.

      I found that surprising too. All that discussion about small differences in the shape of the female frame, but no consideration for breast size. Must be very uncomfortable going all day with an armor plate smashing your boobs flat.

      I have no personal experience with being in the army, but I'd expect the low percentage of women there get an above-average share of grief if they complain ("quit your whining, woman!") so they're probably loathe to voice their concerns, and are for the most part just having to suffer silently through it. I was just taking it for granted that the military had already adjusted to the presence of women, but apparently they're only just starting now. Glad to see it's getting addressed, even if a bit tardy.

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    6. Re:bewbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having worked with many Marines, my guess is that the chest size was not the main issue - young muscle-y men already tend to have larger chest circumference than the (in shape) women I know. Yes, the shape is different, but breasts are fairly malleable, so as long as the chest area is large enough, your chances are pretty good of being able to fit your breasts in.

      Shoulders, on the other hand are a really big deal. Imagine if the armor is resting on the edge of the shoulder/upper arm - not only is it much more difficult to support the weight of the armor this way, but this could potentially restrict arm movement. Similarly with torso/waist area, if the armor doesn't sit properly its weight can't be distributed correctly; I'd imagine this causes discomfort at best, and restricted movement or even injury at worst.

    7. Re:bewbs? by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Informative

      I noticed that too. Especially considering the vast breast size differences between women. TFA focussed very much on how to make it fit nicely around a woman's waist... which I don't think is the key problem spot.

      Also reading this story, my first reaction was "don't they have that already?" Long time ago I remember watching a documentary about civilian type body armour, bullet proof vests, typically for use by private security guards or police. The host also asked the manufacturer about vests for women. The answer was simply: yes, we have those as well, they come with cups.

      Torso length and shoulder width tend to scale together and there will be various sizes as even men come in different sizes, the fact that women have a problem for shoulder width and torso length is probably mainly because they wear oversized so that their boobs fit in. That is also an issue with general combat uniforms, which tend to be designed for male figures, so women have to take too big sizes.

    8. Re:bewbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, four different slang terms in one post? Grow up.

      I know. All those words that I personally don't approve of... grow up! Stop doing and saying things that I don't like! It somehow indicates that you need to grow up to suit my arbitrary standards!

    9. Re:bewbs? by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

      Hips and thighs (especially juicy thighs, possibly also a nice behind) would be the main issue here IMHO of course.

    10. Re:bewbs? by SoupGuru · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which is more juvenile:

      Not even bringing mammary glands into an article on the topic of how men and women differ in terms of how body armor fits because talking about breasts apparently makes some people uncomfortable

      or

      Actually talking about how hooters are a pretty significant anatomical difference that would seem to be highly relevant to designing body armor specifically for women.

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    11. Re:bewbs? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      That was the refreshing aspect of the article. It went somewhere other than asking where the boobies go and if we should paint it pink.

    12. Re:bewbs? by vlm · · Score: 1

      I have no personal experience with being in the army, but I'd expect the low percentage of women there get an above-average share of grief if they complain.... I was just taking it for granted that the military had already adjusted to the presence of women, but apparently they're only just starting now....

      I was in, well darn near 20 years ago. First of all field wear has always been pretty baggy... its not some kind of fantasy DND skin tight stuff. God only knows that the girls have going on in there. As a guy who likes to check out the ladies don't waste time looking at field wear.

      The skin tight PT uniforms for workouts, oh yeah. The mini-skirted formal uniform (although admittedly not as good as old star trek uniforms), yeah. But they're not talking about those.

      Whining always results in grief in .mil don't matter who or why.

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    13. Re:bewbs? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Neither is relevant to the topic of being juvenile.

    14. Re:bewbs? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      bewbs...
      tatas...
      chesticles

      Dude, are you 12 years old or something? Just call them breasts and have done with it. Or are you afraid that using that word might give you cooties?

    15. Re:bewbs? by SoupGuru · · Score: 0

      You forgot "jugs"

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    16. Re:bewbs? by sdoca · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, they don't factor in as much as you think. I'm speaking from experience as a woman who was a member of the Canadian Forces Reserve for 12 years. Breasts are soft and can be "squished", within reason, and still not be a comfort issue. Of course this varies from woman to woman and cup size (A and B cups not as much an issue, C and D cups more so).

      But the smaller waist to shoulder ratio and torso length cause real issues. The old style rucksacks that I had to carry came only in one length, long. They had an external metal frame and was designed to end at a man's waist. The metal sat against the upper curves of my buttocks. After wearing that for a full day, I was rubbed raw and bleeding. We learned to tape padding to the frames to minimize the damage they caused.

      There were lots of other issues with gear that couldn't be adjusted to fit the female form, like the webbing that was designed to be snug around the hips and worked for the guys, not so much for the gals. It would rise up to our waist and twist around. We were constantly fighting to keep it in place.

    17. Re:bewbs? by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or maybe they're just being professionals rather than juveniles.

      Ah yes. Let's see

      "most females tend to have a narrow or thinner waist as it relates to the chest area,

      "The challenge right now is that when you bring in those complex curvatures, the plate loses some of its strength,"

      "This also allows a new pocket for another armor plate that can be inserted diagonally, which also improves the shape."

      and from the video

      increased "shoulder adjustability"

      Could they perhaps more usefully say something like:

      "because some women have big breasts we need to be able to shape the armour to cover it without compromising the strength and that's difficult". "other differences such as a typically shorter torso and more waist variance have been easier to deal with".

      I'm sure some on Slashdot will go "snigger snigger; he said 'breast'; snigger sigger" like a beavis and butthead edition, but that's not something that a "professional" should even notice. Being clearer and more direct would make the whole thing need much less discussion.

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    18. Re:bewbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the kind of women who join the army aren't the kind that sit around on your couch eating ice cream out of tubs followed by a plate of doughnuts, and so more likely to have smaller breasts that can be flattened enough to fit - you might have more difficulty fitting your armour if you're a man shaped like Arnold at his peak, certainly he had bigger and more prominent chest area than a lot of women I've known.

      ? You really, REALLY need to go watch some all natural big boob porn.

      I live near an army base. Some of those girls look like they have a job in porn after the army. They are in great shape and no breast implants. The only problem might be that can kick most anyone ass in under 30 seconds. Oh and if you happen to be male and in good shape you are in luck if you are around when basic training is over for the girls. They attack you.

    19. Re:bewbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best i can tell, the more fit a lady is the less there is in the chest department.

    20. Re:bewbs? by tool462 · · Score: 1

      They did. What do you think "complex curvatures" and "waist is narrower relative to the chest" means?
      Were you expecting them to say "chicks have big tits so we put some camo paint on a Xena costume?"

    21. Re:bewbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I avoid talking to my daughter about breasts because she is a juvenile on the onset of puberty, and she is completely uncomfortable with the concept of breasts.
      I talk to my wife about breasts because she is an adult, and therefore completely comfortable with the concept of breasts.

      You're acting like a 12 year old girl, rolling her eyes and telling everyone how "totally immature" they all are when they point out the elephant in the room.

    22. Re:bewbs? by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      I avoid talking to my daughter about breasts because she is a juvenile on the onset of puberty, and she is completely uncomfortable with the concept of breasts. I talk to my wife about breasts because she is an adult, and therefore completely comfortable with the concept of breasts.

      You're acting like a 12 year old girl, rolling her eyes and telling everyone how "totally immature" they all are when they point out the elephant in the room.

      I'm trying to work out what you disagree with me about. My point was that an adult, would use the word "breasts" here. I think I agree with your post 100%. Context is everything. In this case the context is body armour for soldiers so the context is pretty clearly "adult" in the normal, non pornographic meaning. The correct word to use is "breasts". Words like "tits" or "boobs" would be inappropriate, just as "big boobs" is inappropriate when Microsoft uses it - they have to deal with a diverse working environment, but wouldn't even be worthy of comment if used by a basement hacker. The phrase used "complex curvatures" is dubious because it isn't clear if it includes buttocks or not which is quite important in understanding the design problems they have. Being unclear makes the article less "professional".

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    23. Re:bewbs? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      it depends how big they are in the first place, so its hard to make a completely general statement.

    24. Re:bewbs? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Interesting that they can write a whole article on redesigning body armor for women and there's not a single reference to tatas.

      Are the main differences really torso length, should width, and waist size? Do chesticles not really factor into the redesign? Or are the authors just being polite and not highlighting jugs as a factor?

      I think the most likely explanation is that most woman's breasts aren't that significant to comfort in armor. The problematic areas mentioned mostly seem to be where the edges of the armor put pressure on the body and there aren't any edges near the middle of the chest. As others have pointed out, your favorite RPG's armor design has little to do with reality.

    25. Re:bewbs? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope you're joking. Flattened breasts are a pain and very uncomfortable. If you want to be at your best while on the field, it's not the best way to do it.

      Unlike many surrounding posts, I'm not joking. However, I'm no expert either, having no experience with wearing either body armor or female breasts. I can only speculate and hope that the described design efforts would include a lot of practical testing with real soldiers.

    26. Re:bewbs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot. news for lame-ass grandpas.

    27. Re:bewbs? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I guess the kind of women who join the army aren't the kind that sit around on your couch eating ice cream out of tubs followed by a plate of doughnuts, and so more likely to have smaller breasts that can be flattened enough to fit - you might have more difficulty fitting your armour if you're a man shaped like Arnold at his peak, certainly he had bigger and more prominent chest area than a lot of women I've known.

      A woman can be physically fit and still have large breasts. Thank God.

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  8. Austin Powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the Army is preparing to test a new armor that is tailored to the female form

    God help me, my first thought was a combination of Madonna's steel cones combined with Austin Powers fembots' machine gun jubblies.

    1. Re:Austin Powers by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      LMAO what's wrong with you!? XD

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  9. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by durrr · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not a chainmail bikini and hence the armor rating is really shitty when worn by females.

  10. Obligitory by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8

    2. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor
      http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/

  11. Chainmail bikini? by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

    LOL! The old chainmail bikini thing from the 80's D&D era?

    I'm a female gamer and I always laughed at that stuff.

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    1. Re:Chainmail bikini? by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      80s? Ha, trying playing WoW today. Male armor gets more and more bad ass as it gets better and better. Female armor inexplicably gets skimpier and skimpier (despite being the same physical piece of armor). I you could argue that they're parodying the stuff from the 80s... if there were one or two pieces like that, but it's pretty much all the high level stuff.

    2. Re:Chainmail bikini? by KatchooNJ · · Score: 2

      LOL! I've never played WoW, but I guess some things never change. heh ;-)

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    3. Re:Chainmail bikini? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Oh it long, long predates the 80s. You need to go to the D&D inspiration material. Not so much of it in LOTR (49%) but a whole honking lot of it in the old pulp serials (the other 49%).

      The last 2% has something to do with derping around with dice or something. ;)

    4. Re:Chainmail bikini? by irwiss · · Score: 1

      Except there are almost no revealing sets introduced to WoW since around 2008 which was the end of Burning Crusade...

      If you want to see chain bikini chliche taken to absurd levels check out Tera, WoW is hardly an example in comparison.

  12. Valkyries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there are no references to schlockmercenary in this thread I will be mightily disappointed.

  13. Wow by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    I should be surprised that this hasn't already been done, but given that it's the US military, I'm not surprised at all.

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    1. Re:Wow by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Technically Woman are not allowed to be on Front Line Infantry, but they can be pilots, drivers, and many "non-combative rolls" However... Modern Warfare, blurs the line, you may be the truck driver, but if you get under attack, she will pick up a gun and fight with the rest of the men. That and when you join the military you are not expecting you job to be comfortable. So a woman in wearing slightly uncomfortable body armor, isn't going to complain much about it. She may do some minor alterations herself

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    2. Re:Wow by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I'm curious; is it widely accepted that banning women from front-line combat is a good idea? I realize there are biological differences and that men typically are stronger but if that's the only reason, why couldn't there be a strength test?

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    3. Re:Wow by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I'm curious; is it widely accepted that banning women from front-line combat is a good idea?

      Short answer: No. The point of that ban was to convince male chauvinists go along with having women in the military in any role other than nursing.

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    4. Re:Wow by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Not that Woman are any better or worse. It is mostly do to Military PR, having women die in combat is worse then men in combat.

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    5. Re:Wow by Antipater · · Score: 1
      This is a big debate that's going on right now, actually. They've put a few women in combat units to test out how they hold up.

      The argument (not saying I agree, this is just what it is) goes beyond strength differences, though. It's also that women's bodies are less resistant to long-term stress - anecdotally, they've succumbed to things like muscle atrophy and malnutrition in the field more quickly than their male comrades, even if they started at comparable strength and fitness levels. Finally, battlefields are dirty places, and a woman in a prolonged combat situation would be at risk for yeast or other vaginal infections that a man wouldn't have to worry about. Medical supplies to prevent such would necessarily take up space in the pack that could've been used for extra bandages or ammo or whatever (this is the part of the argument where it really starts grasping at straws IMO).

      Those are the arguments being used out there, or at least the ones that try to be objective and don't totally reek of chauvinism. Make of them what you will.

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    6. Re:Wow by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Informative

      uh no.. mainly it was because in the field, soldiers depend on one another to have roughly equivalent physical ability.. such as the ability to drag an injured 200+lb soldier and his 60-100lb pack and equipment to safety if he was hit.. most women cannot do this no matter how much they train.. there are also inter-gender psychological considerations that simply don't exist when everyone is the same gender. for example, the male-bonding tendency, one of the key psychological mechanisms keeping a unit together under ridiculous stress, is easily shattered when the men switch to instinctive chivalry for present women. these dynamics are a biological high priority and cause distractions that, under extreme stress, get people killed.

      physically, women just aren't as strong or as robust, even when healthy and as fit as possible. the more extreme the situations the more likely they slow the unit down while taking up slots that more able men can take. it's like the olympics where they sacrifice better performing male athletes for women, except the stakes are much higher. the PT regimens for women are tame for a reason.. most fit 14yo highschool boys could pass them with no problem, yet women get paid the same pay for the same rank, and men are expected to treat them as equals when they clearly are not.

      these are (some of) the facts. hiding behind political correctness doesn't change them, but it does prevent society from accepting them which is quite harmful to both genders.

    7. Re:Wow by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      if women were physically equivalent, the training standards would be the same for both genders.. they're not.

    8. Re:Wow by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      She may do some minor alterations herself

      Yeah, and probably add some contrasting pink stripes for that slimming effect...

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    9. Re:Wow by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      it's like the olympics

      Interesting you should mention them.. There are world class women weightlifters who are stronger than most men except world class male weightlifters, world class women runners who are faster than most men except world classmale runners, world class women high jumpers who can jump higher than most men except world class male high jumpers, and so on.

      The idea that all the people in front line combat have to be the equivalent of male Olympic athletes (rather than merely female ones) seems implausible.

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    10. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative?!

      And dunno if anyone taking a night out on the town would ascribe to instinctive Chivalry.

  14. That's good news! by aglider · · Score: 1

    They finally saw the women are a little bit different from men.
    Next step?

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    1. Re:That's good news! by SJHillman · · Score: 1, Funny

      Body armor designed specifically for gay soldiers.

    2. Re:That's good news! by aglider · · Score: 1

      Or it's just a joke?

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    3. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bulletproof argyle vests with contrast-color trauma pads? Flak cartigans?

    4. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the discontinued Wikipedia article about slashdot trolling phenomena:

      "Homosexuality is one of the most versatile and popular trolling devices used. In its simplest form it may be used on its own in the form of a homophobic insult or as a feature of a pornographic troll featuring common Slashdot topics and celebrities."

    5. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow go away you idiotic fuckerlord.

    6. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was suggesting that gay soldiers are transexuals or effeminate, then they'd be covered by female body armor now, wouldn't they? Instead, he joked that it was the "next step", as in, a completely separate idea. The GP was not implying that gay soldiers are transexuals or crossdressers. He was not including them with women's body armor. So not only do you not have a sense of humor, you're an irrational idiot to boot.

    7. Re:That's good news! by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Body armor designed specifically for gay soldiers.

      Extensive historical research (no, I'm not kidding) points out that the army with the most stylish and fashionable uniform almost always loses the war. Just saying. Probably don't want to go there.

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    8. Re:That's good news! by guises · · Score: 1

      What a stupid... The military used to discriminate against women and homosexuals, then it stopped discriminating against women, then it stopped discriminating against homosexuals (or at least it's on that path). The military used to discriminate against women with body armor, then it stopped discriminating against women with body armor... if someone asks what the next step is and you're looking to make a funny comment about it, the answer should be obvious.

      As the listener, it is your obligation to make some effort to figure out what the speaker is saying before you start tossing around assumptions and insults. You are negligent and you have failed.

    9. Re:That's good news! by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      No more than I think all Anonymous Coward posters are raving lunatics just because you are.

      Timeline:
      1. Military allows female soldiers
      2. Military allows gay soldiers
      3. Military develops female-specific body armor
      4. ...follow the pattern

      Where the hell did you get the transsexual crap from? Other than your subconcious, I mean.

    10. Re:That's good news! by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      the army with the most stylish and fashionable uniform

      Forget the Microsoft reality show. I want to see "Project Runway: Afghanistan", with a list of functional requirements and 24 hours to retool the uniform/body armor to get as close to them as possible.

    11. Re:That's good news! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Step 2 : Ask the Canadian Forces how they dealt with this 20 years ago.

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    12. Re:That's good news! by compro01 · · Score: 2

      As usual.

      No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
      No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.

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    13. Re:That's good news! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they have much nicer wall paintings of soldiers to hang in museums. Tradeoffs tradeoffs.

    14. Re:That's good news! by longbot · · Score: 1

      And thus, the entire military history of France was explained.

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    15. Re:That's good news! by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Dude, you can't mod a gay joke as flamebait. Not cool.

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    16. Re:That's good news! by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Almost always?

      Counterexamples off the top of my head:
      - Sparta pretty much invented the concept of a uniform, and won quite a few wars, including beating the non-uniformed Athenians.
      - Invasion of Gaul under Julius Caesar: The Romans had fairly stylish uniforms, the Gauls had no uniform, and the Romans won.
      Most armies in the Dark Ages, Middle Ages, and Renaissance didn't wear uniforms.
      - European invasions of the Americas: Uniformed Europeans beat non-uniformed natives regularly.
      - Napoleonic Wars: The British army under Wellington were pretty spit-and-polish, and kicked the French's butts in Spain and later at Waterloo. Not that the French uniforms were particularly ugly or anything. Granted, they had the more rag-tag Prussians to help them.
      - The American Civil War: The Union troops typically had reasonably stylish dark blue uniforms, the Confederates frequently had no uniforms.
      - Spanish Civil War: Again, you had a Nationalist army with uniforms versus mostly non-uniformed Republicans, anarchists, etc.

      More likely is that the fanciness of uniforms have pretty much no effect on military effectiveness, and that wins and losses were due to unrelated factors.

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    17. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WW II for example:

      The Germans looked good, the Allies were warm.

    18. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough with the french jokes!

    19. Re:That's good news! by vlm · · Score: 1

      OK I'll rephrase to "given two uniformed combatants, the nicer looking uniform always loses unless Wellington is commanding or unless dkleinsc can think of one more example in the history of warfare." I agree the French were kind of stylish so it is a matter of taste which we can disagree on. I believe there is a TV show on Style or HGTV which could authoritatively answer which uniform was more fabulous.

      More likely is that the fanciness of uniforms have pretty much no effect on military effectiveness, and that wins and losses were due to unrelated factors.

      Oh I donno takes a lot of hubris to dump money into silk and gold braid and bright dyes and feathers in an intimidation attempt instead of dumping the money into sharp steel and high speed lead delivery. Dump training time into spit and polish and parade ground instead of weapons training never turned out well. Sending the ceremonial guard in "impress the non-military" uniform up against frontline troops historically has always turned out poorly. Bright red coats carrying rifles intimidated the native americans, but merely helped the rebelious colonists aim.

      Arguably uniforms vs no uniforms isn't even fair, thats usually .mil vs civilians, and usually that doesn't turn out very well for the civilians, unless the americans are involved, in which case the civilians always win (colonial new england, the VC, afghanistan, iraq, etc) with the correction factor of all the "good" civil war era generals were southerners so no uniform certainly did not equal civilians in that case.

      Could argue the finest of details for awhile, but historically you look at the uniform on both sides, the cooler/nicer/better/more fabulous uniform is the side that lost.

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    20. Re:That's good news! by orzetto · · Score: 1

      More specifically, the Nazis were wearing Hugo Boss.

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    21. Re:That's good news! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we're all getting a bit tired of the woman bashing, let's start on theshirtlifting arsebandits instead.

      If we're really lucky someone can entertain us with humourous stereotypes based on a person's skin colour.

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    22. Re:That's good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Body armor designed specifically for gay soldiers.

      Extensive historical research (no, I'm not kidding) points out that the army with the most stylish and fashionable uniform almost always loses the war. Just saying. Probably don't want to go there.

      Really? I always thought it was due to the length of hair. Wars have always been won by the side with the shortest haircut:

      1) The U.S cavalry beat the Indian Nations. Short-back-and-sides vs girly hippy-locks.
      2) Roundheads vs Cavaliers (English Civil War) - 1-0 to the pudding-basins.
      3) Vietnam - Crew cuts both sides; no-score draw.

  15. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 5, Informative

    As an example, my wife has two scars between her breasts from burning hot shells from a 50 cal machine gun while she was in Iraq. Because she's a D-cup the body armor she was wouldn't fit tight against the neck area like it does on a man.. she describes it as nearly impossible to reach down and grab the shell, sometimes there wasn't time to do anything about it.

  16. Consumer by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're also releasing a consumer line of female body armor, available in 28 different colors and patterns including taupe, seafoam green, mauve, purple camo, plaid and hot pink polka dots.

    1. Re:Consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're also releasing a consumer line of female body armor, available in 28 different colors and patterns including taupe, seafoam green, mauve, purple camo, plaid and hot pink polka dots.

      And since they repealed that piece of garbage DADT, their customers will include a percentage of the men as well.

    2. Re:Consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the second floor of the supply depot, way in the back, will be the guys' stuff. Small, medium, large, XL.

  17. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by ethanms · · Score: 0

    Your username plus your description of your wife... good lord man, let's hang out.

    BTW, glad to hear it sounds like her injuries may be limited to a couple of scars (physical ones anyway)

  18. Oblig WW2 reference by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the things that is supposed to have demoralised numbers of German soldiers later in WW2 is that so many of the Russian tank crews were women. But why should that be surprising? In the Napoleonic wars and after, the powder room on many British warships (where they kept the explosives, not the toilet) would have been operated by women who, according to the official lists, didn't even exist. It seems amazing that so many of them managed to live on cramped warships in addition to the official crew establishment, but memos from Nelson to John Jervis make it clear that this was a case where sensible officers turned a blind eye.

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  19. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Combat Armor for Her
    Part Number: 0xB16B00B5

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! Sexists.

      Shut slashdot the fuck down.

  20. "Complex Curvatures" by Aero77 · · Score: 2

    "Complex Curvatures" were specifically mentioned as one of the problem areas (second article).

  21. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (or vagina)

  22. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    pics or it didnt happen

    Grow up and show some respect, asshole.

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  23. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by crakbone · · Score: 4, Funny

    The amount of awesome in your post is amazing for slash dot. 1) wife 2) d-cup 3) using a 50. cal 4) body armor. 5) reaching between You have reached a Nirvana few slashdotters will ever attain. ps Tell her "thank you for all shes done for the country."

  24. Dragon skin solves this problem by afidel · · Score: 2

    The overlapping plates in Dragon Skin already largely solve this problem by forming to the wearer. The fact that it's better armor than Kevlar + trauma plates is a nice bonus =)

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    1. Re:Dragon skin solves this problem by Antipater · · Score: 3, Funny

      The fact that it's better armor than Kevlar + trauma plates is a nice bonus =)

      Against most foes, sure. But what if we end up at war with the bowmen of Esgaroth? You'd be signing our soldiers' death warrants!

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    2. Re:Dragon skin solves this problem by afidel · · Score: 1

      Haha,I was talking about this =)

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    3. Re:Dragon skin solves this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dragon Skin also consistently failed to perform its function during USAF and US Army testing.

    4. Re:Dragon skin solves this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains how the imperial stormtroopers tested their armor.

    5. Re:Dragon skin solves this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it can have a problem with lamination when exposed to heat. It's basically disks glued between bendy material. If the glue melts, the discs fall out of place. This has happened and has caused some serious problems. Also, Dragonskin is very vulnerable at certain angles.

  25. So now I can join by X10 · · Score: 0

    But will the armor look sexy on me?

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    1. Re:So now I can join by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it has a detachable midriff, and memory foam in the bra cups. The Mk. 82's won't be the only bombshells on the field now.

  26. Sounds good by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We'll just disband the military entirely and stop all research. After all, if we don't want to get in to a conflict, it'll never happen right? No nation has EVER been attacked or invaded without starting shit.

    Oh please. While I agree that the US need to stop trying to play world police and getting involved in shit all over, that doesn't mean that a military still isn't going to be needed. Not many countries can get away with having no military and the ones that can it is only because another nation or nations protects them.

    This is quite a sensible thing for the military to spend money on. Some women wish to serve as soldiers, they should have body armour that works for them.

    1. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      History has shown repeatedly a buildup of arms causes wars

      e.g. The First World War

      Europe was ready for a scrap for about half a century before the fuse was lit on their own turf after fighting a bunch of proxy wars.

      Its also shown us that manufacturing capability is more important than how snazzy your standing army is.

      e.g. Second World War

    2. Re:Sounds good by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Not many countries can get away with having no military and the ones that can it is only because another nation or nations protects them.

      Speak for yourself.

      -a Canadian

  27. Doesn't look effective...A Mass-ive effect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the Mass Effect's had the armor done right.

  28. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have evaluated your statement and found it having the value of true.

  29. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by vlm · · Score: 2

    Who ever considered breasts a problem area? Seriously...

    edit: captcha spelled "maternal". Hah.

    I think they're referring to the maternity wear. Men's tac vests are too loose around the waste on hourglass non-prego women and too tight on the preggos.

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  30. No they really don't by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    Wow is funny because the same armour will look different on the male and female models. You put it on a male and it is a shirt, you put it on a female and it is a halter top, that kind of thing.

    I used to think it was just to appeal to the stereotypical male gamer crowd but many women want their characters to be cutesy as well. One problem WoW had in terms of side balance when it was released was the Horde was ugly. All the characters on that side were not very pretty, whereas the Alliance, the other side had pretty characters. This was a complaint from a number of female gamers, and as such later the Horde got a pretty race.

    1. Re:No they really don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow is funny because the same armour will look different on the male and female models. You put it on a male and it is a shirt, you put it on a female and it is a halter top, that kind of thing.

      I used to think it was just to appeal to the stereotypical male gamer crowd but many women want their characters to be cutesy as well. One problem WoW had in terms of side balance when it was released was the Horde was ugly. All the characters on that side were not very pretty, whereas the Alliance, the other side had pretty characters. This was a complaint from a number of female gamers, and as such later the Horde got a pretty race.

      In City of Heroes there was a pretty good chance that the really trampy and scantily-dressed female PCs were actually played by women. They also tend to turn the breast adjustment slider to the maximum as well. It's hilarious when you find out via voice chat that it's the modest looking superheroines and villainesses on your team are the ones being played by guys.

  31. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by rhyder128k · · Score: 2

    Yeah, because I'm sure that Adult film producer (866485) would be very offended at the thought of women's breasts being considered sexual.

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  32. I have a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about instead of spending likely millions (hey defense contractors gotta get paid) making body armor for 14% of the army that has a even lower percent of that 14 that actually get into combat I have a better idea. How about we stop fucking sticking our noses into other countries business and stop fighting useless conflicts that dont do anything but cost us billions and waste shit loads of resources?

    So dont make womens body armor and stop getting into useless pissing matches that dont actually resolve anything then we would say billions of dollars, countless hours, lives, resources, time and energy. But we cant do that really, our military is the only thing that makes us relevant to the rest of the world and everyone would stop paying attention to us if we werent constantly shooting our giant dick shaped bombs at them. But hey its ok, were fighting terrorists! Despite the fact we act like terrorists in the process but its all good cause "AMERIKAHS DA GR8TEST! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! USA USA USA SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YEEEEEHHHAAAA!"

  33. Military Contract by Alsee · · Score: 2

    identified several problem areas

    Have someone from the army contact me.
    For $2.55 million, plus cost overruns, I can identify two problem areas.

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  34. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pull your head out of your ass and stop making assumptions. You think you're intelligent but all you spout is BS talking points someone else came up with.

    1) The post said she was shot. It didn't say she shot back, so you don't know if she killed anyone.
    2) Those so called "freedom fighters" were either A) ex-Iraqi Army soldiers who basically fled in the face of the US military and joined the militias, so the same idiots who worked for Saddam and oppressed other Iraqis, or B) people who joined militias that not only fought the US military but just as often attacked their fellow Iraqis for having the "wrong kind of Islam". You can argue the reasons for the US going into Iraq, but I live in the biggest Marine town in the US (San Diego) and have met numerous marines, and all of them in Iraq really did try to help the Iraqi people. Freedom fighters my ass, they only wanted the freedom to oppress those different from themselves. The only good guys in the whole Iraqi conflict was the average US soldier.

  35. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous - no surprise with such a small-minded, group-love, hell-no-we-won't-go, dope smoking retard. I hope the next terrorist strike hits so close to home for you, you never forget it. If we're lucky it will either kill you or just leave unable to reproduce.

  36. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by durrr · · Score: 0

    Come on now. The guy with a wife with scarred tits is named Adult film producer. To just ask for a pic is a rather modest request, personally I'd request the whole filmography featuring his wife.

  37. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    As an example, my wife has two scars between her breasts from burning hot shells from a 50 cal machine gun while she was in Iraq. Because she's a D-cup the body armor she was wouldn't fit tight against the neck area like it does on a man.. she describes it as nearly impossible to reach down and grab the shell, sometimes there wasn't time to do anything about it.

    A 50-cal machine gun? Good lord.. what was she shooting?

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  38. Old Technology by fuzznutz · · Score: 0, Troll

    They used to call these things chastity belts.

  39. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1, Troll

    Yeah, because I'm sure that Adult film producer (866485) would be very offended at the thought of women's breasts being considered sexual.

    Really? That's what you took from his juvenile, knee-jerk comment? Would you say the same if he said his wife had to have a mastectomy?

    She got scarred in a very personal place, as a direct result of serving her country, all for a reason that should have been addressed a decade or more ago. I really hope she's not self-conscious about it, but it surely must bother her a bit.

    What would be your response if, instead, it was you wearing pants designed for women, and the fact that your little weenis pushed the front out far enough to let shells drop into the front of your pants resulted in scarring? Not so funny now, eh?

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  40. Appreciation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I appreciate the insight. Far too often such problems are overlooked by the men in charge because of lust and the women in charge because of envy. I really do enjoy learning about the other side of things.

    The lighter side of this.

  41. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1) The post said she was shot. It didn't say she shot back, so you don't know if she killed anyone.

    No it didn't. It said she was injured from the shells. As in, the stuff that remains when the bullet goes through. Which means she was doing the shooting.

    Pull your head out of your ass and stop making assumptions. You think you're intelligent but all you spout is BS talking points someone else came up with.

    Feeling mighty stupid now, aren't yer?

  42. Now we just need... by englishknnigits · · Score: 0

    equal numbers of men and women in the military and on the front lines. It's what feminists want right, equality? I wonder why I haven't heard many feminists protesting the inequality in deaths in the military and in dangerous jobs?

    1. Re:Now we just need... by Antipater · · Score: 1

      You haven't? They're actually pretty vocal about it, and there was a series of stories on women-in-combat in most media outlets less than a month ago. Look harder next time before posting.

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    2. Re:Now we just need... by englishknnigits · · Score: 0

      You have confused "women should be allowed to be on the front lines" with "equal numbers of women should be dieing on the front lines and in dangerous jobs." The first has to do with equal opportunity (which I agree with), the second has to do with equal outcome (which should not be pursued). It is an important distinction.

    3. Re:Now we just need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where ? Seriously, if you've seen any feminist organisation officially wanting to see the Army hire more female soldiers, I'd really appreciate a link (curious). .. I've seen a lot of moaning and groaning about how badly treated female soldiers are and how they are "better than men" .. not that they (the feminists) actually want to increase their numbers ..

    4. Re:Now we just need... by Antipater · · Score: 1

      Quick google search of past headlines:

      NYTimes editorial.

      HuffPo

      Of course, the opposing perspective (from the psychologist you love to hate, Dr. Ablow!)

      There's a lot more out there. I didn't really feel like trawling through feminist blogs while at work, so you can dig deeper if you want.

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    5. Re:Now we just need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the huffington post, as usual, is wrong. the training is NOT the same for both genders.

  43. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

    An M2, probably.

  44. Sad on two counts by trevc · · Score: 2

    Sad that it took the Army higher ups this long to realize women are shaped differently to men. Bullet-proof vests for women have been available to US law enforcement for many years. My wife has one. Can be an issue though with the curves around the breasts deflecting the bullets in a dangerous direction.

    1. Re:Sad on two counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty significant difference between military and law enforcement armour.

  45. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "edit: captcha spelled "maternal". Hah."

    I swear that the /. captcha are context aware.

  46. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) The post said she was shot. It didn't say she shot back, so you don't know if she killed anyone.

    No it didn't. It said she was injured from the shells. As in, the stuff that remains when the bullet goes through. Which means she was doing the shooting.

    No it doesn't, it simply means she was in the path of the ejecting brass from a fired .50 cal. Most guns don't throw their spent shell casings strait up and back to hit the operator in the face/chest area. It should be common sense as to why, but apparently not here. All you have to do is mention guns, war, and breasts and you get the trifecta of idiots on slashdot out to make inappropriate comments and stupid assumptions.

  47. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, that sounds hilarious.
    Even better that you americans are circumcised and would burn your dick even more.

    Anyway, the guys name still hints at it being a not very personal space.
    Also, she can probably hid it behind her massive tits.

    Now stop being whiteknight.

    Wow...assume much?

    a) not american
    b) not circumcised, mostly because I'm
    c) not male.

    So yes, I know what I'm talking about, more than some teenage boy who never leaves his mama's basement (okay, that's my assumption re: the character of the AC).

    Right or wrong, western society's focus on the female appearance often makes scarring to the face or chest much more traumatic than it is for men. For men, it's considered macho to have scars, for women, it's considered disfiguring. I didn't say that was fair, it's just the double standard that is in place.

    Oh, and assuming that his tag reflects reality also implies that yours does...so am I talking to a wall here? Maybe I should be using smaller words?

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  48. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think they would've been shooting a .50 caliber machine gun unless someone was trying to kill them? And the people trying to kill coalition troops weren't "freedom fighters".

  49. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    The US really needs to stop their global cop routine or eventually the chickens will come home to roost. Replacing autocratic dictators with religious fundamentalists is not improving world civilization people.

  50. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who ever considered breasts a problem area? Seriously...

    edit: captcha spelled "maternal". Hah.

    Well for one the Amazon Warriors are rumored to have removed a breast to more easily shoot a bow.
    "Among Classical Greeks, amazon was given a popular etymology as from a-mazos, "without breast", connected with an etiological tradition that Amazons had their left breast cut off or burnt out, so they would be able to use a bow more freely and throw spears without the physical limitation and obstruction" -Wikipedia

  51. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah dude, the post doesn't say she was shot, it says she got burned from hot shells falling into her neckline and going between her breasts. Chill out.

  52. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

    Please don't feed the trolls.

  53. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that AFAIK Iraq did not even use .50 cal. You know, the rest of the world uses metric. .50 cal is used in the M2 Browning machine gun which is usually a vehicle mounted weapon. The Iraqis used the Soviet style rounds so their equivalent weapon would have been a 12.7 x 108 mm weapon like a DShK. She basically was injured by her own ejected shells probably off an M2 Browing machine gun. Which is kind of weird since the ejection port of a machine gun is usually in one of the sides of the weapon so boh?

  54. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by JohnnyLocust · · Score: 1
  55. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
  56. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hypothetically:

    If the Chinese army invaded US soil, would you join the army or a militia to help defend the USA? I assume yes.

    If the Chinese invaded us because our government oversaw thousands of killings in, say, GTMO, would you still fight? I assume yes.

    What if our government had censored our media so that we had no idea that the government had done really terrible things, and they were invading us for just cause, would you still fight? I assume yes.

    Try to place yourself in the shoes of these Iraqis that we are fighting. For the most part, they are simply defending their homeland against an outside intruder.

    The fact is that we were killing thousands of innocent Iraqis who were doing nothing but defending the place they call home. But it is no surprise that you immediately jumped to the dope-smoking-hippie label, since you are obviously a nationalist retard.

  57. They should enlist these guys to test it by daboochmeister · · Score: 0
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  58. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An M2, probably.

    The HMG drops it's rounds out the bottom of the weapon body once the edjection claw pulls the round out of the chamber.

  59. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by dev.null.matt · · Score: 2

    Not to mention the fact that a .50 cal is not used to "shoot freedom fighters" as the Geneva conventions specifically restricts the use of such weapons to enemy vehicles and equipment. From talking to my friends who were in the service about this exact topic it seems like command is pretty serious about what gets shot with large caliber weapons.

  60. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tarius8105 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1) The post said she was shot. It didn't say she shot back, so you don't know if she killed anyone.

    No it didn't. It said she was injured from the shells. As in, the stuff that remains when the bullet goes through. Which means she was doing the shooting.

    No but you must feel pretty stupid because the shells eject from the side downwards, not back upwards at the person firing the gun, that would be a stupid design. More than likely she was a passenger in the vehicle and one fell down on her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3eoKhRS9A

  61. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Nadaka · · Score: 2

    And the ejected shells often fall into the humvee where the other soldiers are riding. Depending on the direction the gun was firing she was likely either the driver or a passenger.

  62. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "1) The post said she was shot."

    He said she was shot? Can you quote that for me?

  63. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Weren't the Taliban called freedom fighters when we funded them?

    obviously not in Iraq though.

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  64. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by icebike · · Score: 1

    As an example, my wife has two scars between her breasts from burning hot shells from a 50 cal machine gun while she was in Iraq. Because she's a D-cup the body armor she was wouldn't fit tight against the neck area like it does on a man.. she describes it as nearly impossible to reach down and grab the shell, sometimes there wasn't time to do anything about it.

    Body armor was not designed to protect against ejected shells.

    A simple Army issued tee shirt would have done that.

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  65. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    And that seriousness lasts just as long as the first guy taking shots at you. And of course there is plenty of photographic evidence of US troops manning .50 cal machine guns against Taleban for example, plastered across front pages of websites and magazines. And those guys going generally attack on foot.

  66. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Actually, it sounds like a scene from an updated three stooges.

    man with massive cock takes a hot shell down his pants because of it. Also sticks ensue, people want to see the evidence (i.e. pics of his huge cock).

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  67. At least one author considered this at length by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    Interesting take on options for body armor in the future (this and the next ~10 strips), and how some things don't change.

    1. Re:At least one author considered this at length by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 1

      Another author being Terry Pratchett...

      " She wouldn't have a full uniform yet, not until some had taken a, well, let's face it, a breastplate along to old Remitt the armourer and told him to beat it out really well here and here..." (Men at Arms)

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  68. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    ...slap stick...

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  69. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by icebike · · Score: 1

    Considering the poster's Slashdot name, the entire story is probably made up.
    An army issue tee shirt would have prevented ejected brass from finding its way to her boobs.

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  70. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

    For men, it's considered macho to have scars, for women, it's considered disfiguring. I didn't say that was fair, it's just the double standard that is in place.

    I'm not so sure about that any more. Certainly my girl friends (american sense - not sexual sense) tend to show off their scars quite a bit; but that's more to do with shared extreme sport-accident culture and possibly cesarians etc. Girls in Europe definitely go in bikinis or topless on the beach after a cesarian no problem. Some of my friends are even pretty cool about some (pretty limited) facial damage up to and including slightly visible broken noses, though I bet anything ugly on the face would be a problem. I guess for "army girls" the situation would not be much different.

    Judging by this most people would just put a video up on YouTube nowadays and be done. Hmm.

    Oh, and assuming that his tag reflects reality also implies that yours does...so am I talking to a wall here? Maybe I should be using smaller words?

    There are no words small enough to get through the stupidity of the bottom end of Slashdot posters. Don't take it personally, just laugh at the failure to accept their sad lives that their bitterness implies. Nothing quite like getting the trolls replying on your post to show you hit home somewhere.

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  71. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by icebike · · Score: 2

    She got scarred in a very personal place, as a direct result of serving her country,

    She got scarred (if it happened at all) because she was flaunting her boobs instead of wearing a regulation Army uniform.
    All it takes to stop ejected brass is a tee shirt or buttoned collar. Body armor is not designed for this.

    Take a look at the uniform for that region:
    http://www.militaryclothing.com/img/DCU%20Quick%20Find.JPG

    The story is apocryphal. A scam. And you bit.

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  72. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by TFAFalcon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why do people expect everyone to be thankful to the soldiers? They chose to join, they got paid, they got their benefits. They weren't forced and they didn't work for minimum wage.
    Not to mention that the country might be better off if fewer people joined the army. Hard to attack random countries if you're struggling to keep your forces up to strength even in peace time.

  73. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by crakbone · · Score: 2

    Actually most of the fighting in Iraq was from or caused by insurgents (mainly from Syria). The US presence was not seen by the majority of the people as a bad thing. Some country coming in and pouring billions of dollars into water, streets, hospitals and airports is not usually looked on badly. Any fighting you see now is just internal religious squabbles that were there before. As far as foreign wars go I feel we should handle things in the US and not be world police. That does not mean that what this woman did was not brave. And you being able to post such comments is due to people like her doing what they have done for generations. So you may see just hate, but I see a brave woman that risked her life for what she believes in, and that is probably more than most have done.

  74. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only good guys in the whole Iraqi conflict was the average US soldier.

    I'm pretty sure most of the Iraqi civilians qualify too.

  75. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by lgw · · Score: 1

    pics or it didnt happen

    These new memes just don't have the character of the ld ones. This is /., not 4chan, the quote is:

    Natalie Portman, naked and petrified, hot 50cal casings down her shirt! Mmmmmm

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  76. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually most of the fighting in Iraq was from or caused by insurgents (mainly from Syria).

    And the Allies had nothing to do with stirring that shit.

  77. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by lgw · · Score: 1

    If the M2 is mounted on an open-top vehicle (which historically was pretty common for it), the downward ejection of spent brass isn't necessarily the safest path. Given its abilitty in Iraq to turn the tide of battle shortly after arriving on the scene, I doubt many were complaining at the time.

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  78. There is no need by drsmack1 · · Score: 0

    I was in the military and I saw very few instances where there was a need to conform to a female form. Lotsa women - few female forms.

    Cool linux comic: http://www.rantsandpranks.com/2010/11/joes-wife-got-rooted.html

  79. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goooood moooooornig suffragette city

  80. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Getting turned on is NOT disrespectful -- it's about how you treat a lady. Obviously, there is a bit of construction worker competing with the geek factor here on Slashdot.

    Now, anyone who isn't getting a boner about hot shells falling down the cleavage of a D-Cup lady as she's pounding out 50 Cal bullets just isn't a hot blooded American male. Sometimes "respect" can be confused with "irredeemably metro".

    >> Anyway, no offense to anyone here - these are just jokes!

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  81. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Had she been dressed with everything she was "supposed" to be wearing.

    It's a desert. Perhaps she didn't have one (supplies problem, or was destroyed for some other reason such as makeshift repair) or she simply was not wearing it due to heat.

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  82. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    For men, it's considered macho to have scars, for women, it's considered disfiguring. I didn't say that was fair, it's just the double standard that is in place.

    I'm not so sure about that any more. Certainly my girl friends (american sense - not sexual sense) tend to show off their scars quite a bit; but that's more to do with shared extreme sport-accident culture and possibly cesarians etc. Girls in Europe definitely go in bikinis or topless on the beach after a cesarian no problem. Some of my friends are even pretty cool about some (pretty limited) facial damage up to and including slightly visible broken noses, though I bet anything ugly on the face would be a problem. I guess for "army girls" the situation would not be much different.

    Good points all.

    It's great to hear that some stereotypes are being overturned, although the caesarian scars are a direct consequence of childbearing, a 'traditional' feminine role (not like it can be considered traditionally masculine, I suppose :) So showing off their scars in that respect basically shows 'look, I'm fertile, I've borne children', and they're in a location that's easy to cover up. Are they as carefree about appendectomy or kidney transplant scars, I wonder?

    You're right, though, that 'army girls' and participants in extreme sports / hazardous occupations are less likely to be self conscious of scars received during work / play. I'm guessing that scars on the breasts, however, are less often shown off, because for some reason we all get a bit goofy when it comes to breasts. They must be large, round, firm, symmetrical and flawless, or we're not up to (albeit ridiculous) societal standards. Hence the very lucrative 'cosmetic enhancement' industry, not to mention the (generally hideously uncomfortable) push-up bra industry. Victoria's real secret is that she's desperately trying not to pick her panties out of her ass on camera, you know.

    Oh, and assuming that his tag reflects reality also implies that yours does...so am I talking to a wall here? Maybe I should be using smaller words?

    There are no words small enough to get through the stupidity of the bottom end of Slashdot posters. Don't take it personally, just laugh at the failure to accept their sad lives that their bitterness implies. Nothing quite like getting the trolls replying on your post to show you hit home somewhere.

    Yeah, I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, the irony of the situation just grabbed at me in this case... :)

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  83. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by X0563511 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do us all a favor and go play in a forest fire.

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  84. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I salute Adult film producer (866485)'s wife.

    I'm standing to attention right now.

  85. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by yuje · · Score: 1

    That's why the army is now developing breast plate.

  86. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not to mention the fact that a .50 cal is not used to "shoot freedom fighters" as the Geneva conventions specifically restricts the use of such weapons to enemy vehicles and equipment.

    This is a common misconception. There's nothing in the Geneva conventions that prohibits the use of .50 BMG and similar cartridges against human targets. The restrictions on weapons used in warfare actually come from the Hague conventions, and they only prohibit the use of expanding or exploding bullets (hence why militaries all use FMJ).

    Your friends were either bullshitting you, or they misunderstood the nature of the restriction (you wouldn't want to waste these kinds of bullets on soft targets not in cover when a GPMG in .308 would do just fine)

  87. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Yea, because there's no possible reason one might want to forgo an "unnecessary" layer while out in a desert.

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  88. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    You don't use a .50 and get brass in your face/shirt. It ejects sideways/down, so it's far more likely she was simply nearby.

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  89. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by sootman · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because there's no chance that someone with the handle "Adult film producer" is making up a story about his big-breasted machine-gun-wielding soldier wife.

    Like they say on Reddit, "Ask the OPs to provide proof, and upvote those who do!"

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  90. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Which, to be fair, was probably omitted to help keep cool. Lesson learned, I bet.

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  91. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    She got scarred in a very personal place, as a direct result of serving her country,

    She got scarred (if it happened at all) because she was flaunting her boobs instead of wearing a regulation Army uniform.
    All it takes to stop ejected brass is a tee shirt or buttoned collar. Body armor is not designed for this.

    Take a look at the uniform for that region:
    http://www.militaryclothing.com/img/DCU%20Quick%20Find.JPG

    The story is apocryphal. A scam. And you bit.

    Really? So a 0.3 mm thick cotton shirt is supposed to disperse the heat from a recently ejected 50 cc shell...how exactly? Especially when it's trapped against the chest by what amounts to a stiff board?

    All that heat has to go somewhere. Try holding a recently ejected cartridge against your ankle (equivalent in sensitivity, although not in texture) while wearing thin dress socks sometime . Oh, and hold it there nice and tight until it cools down.

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  92. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    prego/preggo? So offensive... and I love how you can't decide how many G's to stick in there.

  93. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by icebike · · Score: 2

    Really? So a 0.3 mm thick cotton shirt is supposed to disperse the heat from a recently ejected 50 cc shell...how exactly? Especially when it's trapped against the chest by what amounts to a stiff board?

    How? By not letting the casing down there in the first place.
    Did you even LOOK at the jpg you included in your quote?

    The direct quote was BETWEEN her breasts, not against a breast.
    There is no way this happens unless she violates combat regs and leaves the shirt off to show off her guns.

    But again, given the posters name, Adult film producer, you have to assume the story is totally made up.

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  94. geek alert by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    So, -- let's be honest now -- how many of you clicked on TFA to see if there were photos of the problem areas?

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  95. The way it is. by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 1

    Women should not be in combat. It's hard enough to find men who can handle it, not to mention so many other numerous problems. This PC garbage gets people killed and it will lose us our next big war.

  96. Does it come in pink? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    And does it have a baby sling built in? Seriously though about 1 out of 7 people in the Armed Forces are rifle toting grunts. Most people and that includes almost all women work in maintaining trucks, logistical support, paperwork and such.

  97. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

    The Taliban formed long after the Soviets left Afghanistan so they were never funded as part of that war.

    The Taliban are only in Afghanistan and Pakistan, not Iraq.

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  98. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    hopefully, the enemy

  99. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My being able to post that comment is not due to fighting foreign wars, but due to diligence here in the US where I can vote for leaders who will hopefully try to not take away that right. We invaded Iraq, a sovereign nation that did not provoke us, and was not a threat to our nation at all. A very real potential outcome of that war is more future terrorism against the USA which will lead to more rights restrictions from our government in the name of security.

    I applaud the people who are willing to put their lives on the line to protect our country, but I hold higher those that are willing to ignore orders and do the right thing. It doesn't take a genius to understand that we had no right to be there, and many thousands of people died as a result. Unfortunately, our young soldiers are conditioned into always following orders, regardless of the outcome. Part of this conditioning is to refer to the enemy as lesser people, which leads to inhumane acts like what has occurred in GTMO and Abu Ghraib.

  100. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    Really? So a 0.3 mm thick cotton shirt is supposed to disperse the heat from a recently ejected 50 cc shell...how exactly? Especially when it's trapped against the chest by what amounts to a stiff board?

    How? By not letting the casing down there in the first place.
    Did you even LOOK at the jpg you included in your quote?

    The direct quote was BETWEEN her breasts, not against a breast.
    There is no way this happens unless she violates combat regs and leaves the shirt off to show off her guns.

    But again, given the posters name, Adult film producer, you have to assume the story is totally made up.

    I certainly did, and the only thing that's stopping that casing is that thin cotton t-shirt. The outer jacket would be subject the same, er, stresses as the flak jacket.

    I did interpret 'between' as 'across' her breasts, though. Basically, there's nowhere else for the shell to go, and every movement she makes to dislodge it just results in wedging it in tighter across her front. Does it really matter if the scarring is right in the valley, or on the upper slopes? That's being a bit pedantic, don't'cha think?

    Oh, and why does everyone keep assuming that the OP's sig is literal? You've never created a sig that's tounge-in-cheek, or even wishful thinking? Although...checking his comment history, you may be right. Still, it is a plausible situation, and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here.

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  101. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by icebike · · Score: 1

    I certainly did, and the only thing that's stopping that casing is that thin cotton t-shirt. The outer jacket would be subject the same, er, stresses as the flak jacket.

    Spent cases are lightweight. They bounce easily off of a tee shirt.

    Even a .50 cal casing, heaver than most, is not going to penetrate a tee shirt. It will just bounce off. Yet he posted she had to "reach down" to get the shell. Clearly out of uniform.

    Now if she was rushed from her mess to a combat position due to a sudden attack by pickup trucks or armored vehicles in the middle of the night I might buy it (these guns aren't used against foot solders).

    I'd still have to ask what the hell she was doing on the ejection side of a .50 cal with her shirt unbuttoned, but wearing armor.

    He made it up.

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  102. The first thing to come out... by Thundaaa+Struk · · Score: 1

    Of her mouth when she puts on the armor will be..."This makes me look fat doesn't it?...Ugh!"

  103. Shepard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rex.

  104. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    I certainly did, and the only thing that's stopping that casing is that thin cotton t-shirt. The outer jacket would be subject the same, er, stresses as the flak jacket.

    Spent cases are lightweight. They bounce easily off of a tee shirt.

    Even a .50 cal casing, heaver than most, is not going to penetrate a tee shirt. It will just bounce off. Yet he posted she had to "reach down" to get the shell. Clearly out of uniform.

    Now if she was rushed from her mess to a combat position due to a sudden attack by pickup trucks or armored vehicles in the middle of the night I might buy it (these guns aren't used against foot solders).

    I'd still have to ask what the hell she was doing on the ejection side of a .50 cal with her shirt unbuttoned, but wearing armor.

    He made it up.

    Bounce off the shirt...off the inside of the armor...back off the shirt...back off the armor...see where I'm going with this? It doesn't have to penetrate the shirt to transfer heat to the skin beneath, it just has to be trapped against it by, oh, I don't know, some sort of stiff board-like substance pressed against her chest. And if it's trapped between the upper swell of her chest and the armor, how else would she get it out other than to 'reach down' the front of the armor?

    The point is, the fact that she was wearing ill-fitting armor allowed the shell to bounce inside. It is probably a pretty uncommon occurrence, and it could even happen to a guy with big enough pecs (or moobs, I suppose). Perhaps she was wearing the jacket, or perhaps not (it is a desert, after all), but once that shell is inside the armor, it'd be a right pain to fish it out again, especially if one was otherwise occupied. She can't just stand up, hunch her shoulders and suck in her chest to let it fall through, like a typical guy could. Chances are, to keep the armor from sliding around and providing even less protection, it had to be cinched pretty darn tight.

    I think you just like the idea of a d-cup woman with her shirt unbuttoned to her navel, in body armor, waving around a 50 cc gun... :-)

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  105. Horrible Idea by organgtool · · Score: 1

    This is going to cause severe fragmentation in the body armor market. Now the developers are going to need to anticipate the needs of two different market segments rather than one. This is going to increase production cost as well as complicate inventory, not to mention the fact that third-party accessories will now have to conform to two different sets of specifications. Perhaps they could make it more flexible by doubling the number of horizontal and vertical plates, therefore contouring to the shape of both market segments while retaining backwards compatibility with previous models.

  106. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Actually Barret makes a dandy ultra long range sniper rifle in both a bolt action and an autoloader, both are used by the US military and civilian marksmen!
    I prefer the .308 (7.62x51) over the .338 Lapua or th .50 BMG (but then what do I know).

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  107. Kinda sexy, like in "GI Joe, the rise of Cobra" by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Go ahead, watch it and check out the armor on the doll with the long hair!

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  108. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're ignoring the fact that there are often several people and objects near to you when you are shooting. Ejected casings hit things and bounce around before hitting the ground. Personally I've had my own brass hit me or go down my shirt a few times. It happens, it's hot, and it burns.

  109. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Not sure why this guy got trolled. Let's repeat GP in Slashdot English:

    Guy's large-chested wife (which is busting out of her uniform) is jiggling with 50 cal recoil. I don't just want the pics, I want the mpeg!

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  110. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    He never said SHE shot it. Usually there is more than 1 person near a .50 when it gets fired.

  111. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact is that we were killing thousands of innocent Iraqis who were doing nothing but defending the place they call home.

    Yes, that pretty much sums up what War really is. Nasty business. People get hurt. Folks get killed. Shit gets fucked up. Welcome to the Real World.

  112. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right or wrong, western society's focus on the female appearance often makes scarring to the face or chest much more traumatic than it is for men

    Not disagreeing with you, but I've got some news; it's not just "western" society. Pretty much all cultures have fetishes and taboos regarding physical appearance, both of the male and female. Some are more commonly held than others. It's not about fairness or even double standards, it's just part of how humans are wired... so don't take it personally.

  113. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He never said SHE shot it. Usually there is more than 1 person near a .50 when it gets fired.

    6) feeding. Nirvana indeed.

  114. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right or wrong, western society's focus on the female appearance often makes scarring to the face or chest much more traumatic than it is for men. For men, it's considered macho to have scars, for women, it's considered disfiguring. I didn't say that was fair, it's just the double standard that is in place.

    Western society? No, it is evolution that is focusing on it. They have done tests where they show that babies from anywhere can recognize beauty.
    It is also not a double standard. Any more than comparing a hang glider to a canoe and trying to apply the same standard.
    Men have strength and killing as their powerbase. Scars show a man may be powerful as they indicate that he fights.
    Women have sex as a power base. This is far more social than men's. They may be a reason we as a species have formed large societies.
    Sadly neither gender has Smart as the go to. This is a secondary powerbase usually a go to if then gender powerbase is not getting one by. Life is lazy and wants to take the easiest path to survival and reproduction.
    One can also look at western religions crusade against the female power base, by men. This comes in many many forms ranging from the end of female fertility gods (God did have a wife originally) to the demonization of sex and the female body. When you force all the women to completely cover themselves when out in public, there is a power that is scaring someone (and it isn't just old fashioned blood magic. you know the "must marry a virgin and first born must be a son." thing. ).
    Now a lot this may sound inflammatory to the politically correct crowd but you have to ask "If a man and a women both have to convince a guy to hand over his pay check, how to they do it?".
    This is also not to say that the genders do not dabble in each other's power bases. There are some very pretty men out there and there are some women who will beat a man down in a fight.

  115. Modular Design? by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Given that there is so much variety in body shape, torso shape, etc... across everyone, and not just 2 shapes of male & female, why isn't there a more modular approach towards getting every soldier armor perfectly adapted to their bodies? Given what the US spends on military in general, citing budget reasons is an enormous pile of BS.

    And I must vent: Seriously? Must the mental children turn into drooling idiots whenever the topic of a female's body differences comes up? Way to represent! You know those shitty stereotypes that say you're not going to score because you're awkward and linking nerdity with disastrous gender relations? Those of you being so clever with your jokes are perpetuating that. You are responsible for your miserable relationships or lack thereof. People are people; just fucking treat them like that, and you might find best friends, life consorts, employees, employers, etc... It's as stupid as racism, all the gushing about a physical attribute to the exclusion of who the person is. Not every single bawdy/body joke represents such problems, but when it invariably becomes half of the damn highly rated posts on every story like this, you tarnish the word "nerd" and send us all back to the 1970s a bit more.

  116. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

    "I swear officer, I was shooting at his rifle!"

  117. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right or wrong, western society's focus on the female appearance often makes scarring to the face or chest much more traumatic than it is for men. For men, it's considered macho to have scars, for women, it's considered disfiguring. I didn't say that was fair, it's just the double standard that is in place.

    Yeah it's all society's fault because vanity is totally not a mostly female trait.

    Wear your disfigurements like a fucking badge of honor, and stop trying to indoctrinate everyone into thinking you're perfect and that your shit smells like roses.

  118. Dragon skin has problems by Chrontius · · Score: 1

    The problem with that sort of modern scale mail is that all spots are not created equal.

    Most shots will not strike a scale at a 90 angle, but some will. Most shots will not strike a scale at a point where there is no overlap, but some will.

    When both of those happen at the same time, the standard AK bullet just sails on through.

    Also, Dragon Skin is 3 times heavier than the Interceptor system. It's not a bad system, but it's hard to test adequately, and poorly matched to the threat of the AK-47.

  119. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grow up and learn some courtesy, cunt.

    See how that works? Probably not given how much of a rude bitch you seem to be.

  120. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be silly, militaries use fmj because it's better. Higher speed, less damage to bore and much more effective against armor. Not expanding in soldier without armor is drawback, but that is negligable.

  121. Strong enough for a man ... by donberryman · · Score: 1

    but made for a woman

  122. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

    I'm honestly quite touched to see you rushing to defend the honor of the wife of "Adult film producer (866485)"

  123. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    I think you just like the idea of a d-cup woman with her shirt unbuttoned to her navel, in body armor, waving around a 50 cc gun... :-)

    ...and that should read ".50 caliber gun"... unless you've got some really high velocity injections planned! *facepalm*

    oh, for an edit button on /. ...

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  124. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Don't be silly, militaries use fmj because it's better. Higher speed, less damage to bore and much more effective against armor. Not expanding in soldier without armor is drawback, but that is negligable.

    Any jacketed hollow-point doesn't do any more damage to the bore, since the jacket is what interacts with it. On the other hand, it's significantly (and not neglibibly) more efficient against unarmored targets, especially in otherwise small and weak (for a rifle round) calibers like NATO 5.56 or Soviet 5.45; and the vast majority of opponents on the battlefields of today in Iraq and Afghanistan are not wearing armor, so armor penetration is pretty much irrelevant.

    In any case, your point could be argued for rifle rounds, but armies also use FMJ for pistols and pistol caliber SMGs, where the same explanation wouldn't make sense at all (9mm or .45 is pretty much completely ineffective against modern body armor, FMJ or not). So, yes, this really is done first and foremost because it is an obligation imposed by the Hague convention.

  125. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    I'm honestly quite touched to see you rushing to defend the honor of the wife of "Adult film producer (866485)"

    Hmmm...it just pissed me off that, simply because she's a woman, her unnecessary injuries that were received in the line of duty are trivialized and summed up, in effect, as "w00t, show us yer bewbs"

    I didn't really expect such a fallout, and the overall tone of it is...quite disturbing. It's like people don't think she deserves respect at all, because a) she's a woman, b) she's in a combat role, or c) her husband (might) work in the adult film industry. I know, a lot of the comments are being contributed by trolls who wouldn't be able to look a woman in the eye if they ever crawled out of their holes long enough to actually meet one, but still...

    And people wonder why women on these forums usually avoid self-identifying as such.

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  126. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    Right or wrong, western society's focus on the female appearance often makes scarring to the face or chest much more traumatic than it is for men

    Not disagreeing with you, but I've got some news; it's not just "western" society. Pretty much all cultures have fetishes and taboos regarding physical appearance, both of the male and female. Some are more commonly held than others. It's not about fairness or even double standards, it's just part of how humans are wired... so don't take it personally.

    Yeah, you're right.

    I guess it would have been clearer to say "Thanks to the generally revealing clothing standards and unrealistic and unhealthy body/beauty images fostered by the media and entertainment industries in western society...", but that's kind of a mouthful :) And yes, even these clarifications do apply to a broader scope than just the 'western' world, but that's where I have seen them in action.

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  127. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

    although the caesarian scars are a direct consequence of childbearing, a 'traditional' feminine role (not like it can be considered traditionally masculine, I suppose :) So showing off their scars in that respect basically shows 'look, I'm fertile, I've borne children', and they're in a location that's easy to cover up.

    Agreed; but I definitely remember that before (e.g. 10/15 years ago?) it was something that would be more likely to be covered up and that people would be surprised if it was shown. I commented on it because it's definitely something that has changed in that time so I think it's probalby a good sign.

    Are they as carefree about appendectomy or kidney transplant scars, I wonder?

    Not going into details but at least one comes under that category and another is a set of serious scars after various bone operations in places you'd rather not have bone operations ;-). Most of what I'm talking about is arm and leg scars. On the rest though I agree. Mostly people are getting more uptight and perfectionist. Dressing up is cool, but not every day.

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  128. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    although the caesarian scars are a direct consequence of childbearing, a 'traditional' feminine role (not like it can be considered traditionally masculine, I suppose :) So showing off their scars in that respect basically shows 'look, I'm fertile, I've borne children', and they're in a location that's easy to cover up.

    Agreed; but I definitely remember that before (e.g. 10/15 years ago?) it was something that would be more likely to be covered up and that people would be surprised if it was shown. I commented on it because it's definitely something that has changed in that time so I think it's probalby a good sign.

    Yes, you're right, it's a very good sign, considering the whole concept of childbirth was utterly taboo in 'polite' society not too long ago :) Good point!

    Are they as carefree about appendectomy or kidney transplant scars, I wonder?

    Not going into details but at least one comes under that category and another is a set of serious scars after various bone operations in places you'd rather not have bone operations ;-).

    Oooh, ouch. Well, good on 'em! It sounds like they're confident in themselves, no doubt assisted greatly by having the ready support of good friends such as yourself :)

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  129. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think that calling parent an asshole will make him, you, or the world better? If so, you're the one who might need to do some growing up. Nothing wrong with showing civility and basic respect even if parent didn't show it *in your opinion*

  130. Speaking as another Canadian by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    (I have dual citizenship) But one that actually does research Canada DOES have a military. Canada spend $24 billion per year on its military, making it 14th in spending in the world. While nowhere near the US levels, that is not a trivial amount.

    Also, in Canada's case, the US does protect them. The US would not brook having Canada threatened or invaded. All that aside they are a NATO member meaning all NATO nations would be required by treaty to come to their defense.

    So nice try, but a swing and a miss.

    1. Re:Speaking as another Canadian by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      It was a joke. Us Canadians like to joke about Canada's military consisting of rocket-launching Moose and rabid-beaver-launching war canoes.

  131. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sir, with all due respect, pics or it didn't happen.

  132. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The vast majority of insurgent combatants are not wearing any substantial form of armor.

    Your thinking is more or less similar to the idiot Holmes, who shot 71 people in a close, confined space and only managed to kill 12. Was he using expanding (and deadly) hunting rounds or "better" combat-style full-metal-jacket ammo? Care to guess?

    FMJ were actually invented in order to cause non-lethal wounds, because if the enemy cares for its wounded, then wounding a soldier is better than killing one.

  133. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must be large, round, firm, symmetrical and flawless

    I'd like to see you find a set of D-cups that fit that description. That large, and they're probably going to sag a little and not be all that firm.

    But yes, I'd like to see you try to find a set. The looking more than the finding...

    P.S. I'm very tempted to say tits or GTFO, but I'm restraining myself somehow.

  134. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    Sir, with all due respect, pics or it didn't happen.

    Okay, I must admit, that one made me chuckle. It doesn't mitigate the underlying disrespect for her gender, injuries or profession...but good one :p

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  135. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some country coming in and pouring billions of dollars into water, streets, hospitals and airports is not usually looked on badly.

    Yes it is, if they carry guns and foreign flags. It might not be rational but that's the way it is.
    Heck, even if they aren't carrying guns it's not very popular. Typical example would be how European cleaning teams were denied to help out with the BP oil spill.

  136. bOObs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sexist pig!

  137. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no respect for garbage.

  138. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For men, it's considered macho to have scars, for women, it's considered disfiguring. I didn't say that was fair, it's just the double standard that is in place.

    Just because someone is considered "disfigured" by someone else doesn't mean it's not endearing to others and not considered a disfigurement in their mind, just adds more character to the person in my opinion. I dig women with scars. Others dig women with..well, Take Katawa Shoujo for example. http://katawa-shoujo.com

    No, I'm not involved in the project. I have played through it though.

    Wait, what were we talking about again?!

  139. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should go back and read the original post. He mentioned how the armour does not sit flush around the neck. Sounds like she was sat in a Hummer with shells falling on her from the .50 cal on the roof or something like that.

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  140. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>The fact is that we were killing thousands of innocent Iraqis who were doing nothing but defending the place they call home.

    >Yes, that pretty much sums up what War really is. Nasty business. People get hurt. Folks get killed. Shit gets fucked up. Welcome
    >to the Real World.

    Is there some kind of argument or justification buried in there? "War is awful, therefore it's OK to wage unjust wars for the benefit of profiteers?" Is that what you're trying to say? Your logic escapes me.

  141. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > hopefully, [she's shooting at] the enemy

    I dunno. Is she American? If she is, then I reckon you've got about a 50/50 chance.

  142. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot C) Some poor schlub whose father/ brother / cousin / kids were killed by the US as "collateral damage" or just for sport and now seeks revenge according to his society's customs. So he attacks a soldier, gets shot, and the US Army labels his corpse "insurgent" or or "Al-Qaeda" so that they can hit their daily "dead terrorists" quota.

    And the victim's brother, or cousin, or son, or father hears of the killing, demands revenge... This cycle has been repeating and escalating for a decade now, and you yanks still act all shocked and confused when Iraqis shoot at you. How fucking thick can an entire nation be? Fuck america, fuck you, fuck your marine friends who are spinning you bullshit to justify their actions. I shit on your flag.

  143. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most men aren't,t into butch women, D cup or otherwise. Now, the feminazi trained manginas are another matter.

  144. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good, go vote left mr globalist.. then we can all live the sardine can lifestyle like the chinese do. can't wait for the radiant socialist future.

  145. Hope they don't hire game devs as consultants by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Or they'll end up with kevlar bikinis.

  146. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    There was no connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda. The whole WMD thing has been shown to be utter bollocks. So there was no reason for the US/coalition to invade Iraq and kill thousands of civilians.

    The Iraq war did nothing to stop terrorism, it and Afghanistan have, if anything, given extremists and terrorists additional ammunition to persuade their gullible followers that the US is evil.

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  147. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    pouring billions of dollars into water, streets, hospitals and airports

    So the Iraq war was nothing more than a slightly roughty-toughty building contract negotiation?

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  148. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    The fact is that we were killing thousands of innocent Iraqis who were doing nothing but defending the place they call home.

    Yes, that pretty much sums up what War really is. Nasty business. People get hurt. Folks get killed. Shit gets fucked up. Welcome to the Real World.

    And that's why most people think of war as a last resort, not a country's preferred fucking diplomatic option.

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  149. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    A simple Army issued tee shirt would have done that.

    Hold on, are you saying that she wasn't wearing anything at all under the body armour?

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  150. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    pics or it didnt happen

    Grow up and show some respect, asshole.

    Getting a couple of singe marks on your tits isn't in the same league as killing thousands of civilians in a war that was a childish act of retaliation against a non existent threat, so why don't you show some proper respect to the real victims of Iraq, asshole?

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  151. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Yea, because there's no possible reason one might want to forgo an "unnecessary" layer while out in a desert.

    That's a bit like not following correct weapons handling procedures then moaning when you shoot your toe off.

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  152. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tehcyder · · Score: 0

    You can argue the reasons for the US going into Iraq

    There is no doubt as to the actual reason, i.e. the US wanting to show the rest of the world how big and tough they were after the shock of 9/11.

    The rest is lies (WMD, some imaginary connection to bin Laden) or (being generous) after-the-fact justification such as wanting to get rid of the nasty Sadaam Hussein all of a sudden.

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  153. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by tru3ntropy · · Score: 0
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  154. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by jjbenz · · Score: 1

    Agreed, I remember being on the range and having a 5.56 shell casing go down the sleeve of my bdu shirt, hurt like hell.

  155. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Perhaps. But under the circumstances I suspect one of the two scenarios is most likely:

    1. He's a troll and is lying about everything. Taking him seriously just made him way happy.
    2. He really is in the industry and, and most likely so was his wife. In this case, the "immature" responses are actually welcome, appropriate, and probably fufullable with a simple internet search.
  156. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Pretty much, though there's more of a reason to forgo the shirt than to mishandle the weapon.

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  157. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    Perhaps. But under the circumstances I suspect one of the two scenarios is most likely:

    1. He's a troll and is lying about everything. Taking him seriously just made him way happy.
    2. He really is in the industry and, and most likely so was his wife. In this case, the "immature" responses are actually welcome, appropriate, and probably fufullable with a simple internet search.

    I tend to take people at their word, because I'm a straight shooter myself. The situation he described is completely plausible in all respects, and an excellent example of why modifications to body armor should have been implemented decades ago: why assume he's making it up? Just because he has an ill-considered sig?

    (also, it had never even dawned on me how a woman in body armor shooting a large gun and receiving injuries to her chest from it could be considered erotic. Some men really do live in a shallow little petri dish, don't they? Or maybe it's just their minds living there...)

    Regardless, I just have one question for you. If you were once a garbage collector, would you really not mind being expected to empty trash cans and pick up litter everywhere you go for the rest of your life, while you're on vacation, while you're out shopping, even if you moved to a different career?

    Then why, pray tell, would you figure she would feel any different, even if she was in the industry? It's a job, for chrissake, it's not who she is. I have what may be heartbreaking news for you and many others: the on-screen talent in the adult film industry are called actors for a reason...they're just pretending to like you (or the generic on-screen male substitute). Oh, I don't doubt that some enjoy their job more than others, but for most, it's just a way to pay the bills. Sorry.

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  158. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, new t-shirts do a good job. Old, worn ones tend to get floppy and allow hot brass down your shirt. Guess which type you tend to have more of on a deployment?

    I am a guy, without man boobs, and I've gotten hot brass down the front and back of my shirt. And up sleeves. And in my pocket, and INSIDE MY HELMET LINER. Brass burns are a common issue for anyone that does a lot of shooting. It can be... particularly problematic for female shooters. You definitely get to know someone. A true professional (at the range) calmly puts down the rifle, MG or whatnot first before doing the hot brass dance. Idiots do the hot brass dance with a loaded weapon, usually off safe, causing everyone to hit the deck.

  159. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    He's showing the military the respect they are due : none.

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  160. Colonial Marines quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm reminded of a quote from the Aliens Colonial Marines manual book.

    "We have light green marines, we have dark green marines, and we have bumpy marines. But they're all marines!"

  161. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by justforgetme · · Score: 2

    No, big caliber shells can get extremely hot (to the point of glowing at night). A simple T-shirt won't help much if it gets stuck on you.

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  162. Re:"...has identified several problem areas and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A T shirt under the armour (while probably worn) wouldn't have done shit to keep brass out. A T shirt over the armour with a tight-fitting neck will.