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Google Bans Online Anonymity While Patenting It

theodp writes "'It's important to use your common name,' Google explains in its Google+ ground rules, 'so that the people you want to connect with can find you.' Using a 'secondary online identity,' the search giant adds, is a big Google+ no-no. 'There are lots of places where you can be anonymous online,' Betanews' Joe Wilcox notes. 'Google+ isn't one of them.' Got it. But if online anonymity is so evil, then what's the deal with Google's newly-awarded patent for Social Computing Personas for Protecting Identity in Online Social Interactions? 'When users reveal their identities on the internet,' Google explained to the USPTO in its patent application, 'it leaves them more vulnerable to stalking, identity theft and harassment.' So what's Google's solution? Providing anonymity to social networking users via an 'alter ego' and/or 'anonymous identity.' So does Google now believe that there's a genuine 'risk of disclosing a user's real identity'? Or is this just a case of Google's left hand not knowing what its right hand is patenting?"

188 comments

  1. This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by PointyToe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is Google aggressively patenting online anonymity technology and methods so that other social networks and websites cannot provide anonymity . This is MUCH MORE SERIOUS than left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. It's a patent that blocks others from using said technology. This is evil^2, and Google of course benefits from it because this makes it easier for Google to identify people with their real names, and target ads to them.

    1. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      New Account, Google Bashing... You forgot your Visual Studio plug.

    2. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by discord5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You cycle through sockpuppet accounts faster than a d&d party through cheetos. Have you tried being less obvious about it, or does your employer not offer you that kind of training?

    3. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      New Account, Google Bashing... You forgot your Visual Studio plug.

      Anonymous account, Google defending...You forgot irony.

    4. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This prevents nothing from anyone, really. It's only corporations who have to play in the little corner they painted themselves into.

      Meanwhile the hacker community, hobbyists and all the netizens boldly go where no man has gone before, regardless of what some lawyer says or thinks they're entitled to!

      The patent system has lost its meaning. It's no longer an incentive to create. The single inventor could never afford to patent something, or to defend it in court. The big ones can. Thus patents create artificial barriers of entry and stifle innovation.

      Furthermore, patents are now simply legal weapons used to cement monopolies and prevent innovation from disrupting established revenue streams from stagnated giants who output more Powerpoint fluff than actual progress.

    5. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, by bashing Google constantly sooner or later he was guaranteed to be right. It's easy to write him off as a shill, but much harder to say anything to his arguments. If Google was patenting defensively, why patent something no other big social networks will use?

    6. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by icebike · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think Google is attempting to patent lying.

        So now when Billy Hazkzor say "No, Mom, I didn't drop all those cheetos on the carpet, it was my friend Fred" he gets sent to his room and served a summons at the same time.

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    7. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Ad hominems are usually a strong indication that the actual message is well worth paying attention to.

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    8. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Really, you respond with another sockpuppet?

      Is google suing over anonymity? Is this article even factual?

      Answer to both : no.

      If you assume his argument is even remotely valid you've simply started with an invalid premise.

    9. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Whoops - meant that to be a funny and not an overrated. If you want to be generous, you can pick an excuse and run with it, but I was simply clumsy.

    10. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      ... faster than a d&d party through cheetos. Have you tried being less obvious about it...

      By what, consuming something that doesn't stain their neckbeards orange? :p

    11. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tom's Law #4575: An individual's intelligence vs psuedointelligence ratio is directly proportional to their use of the word Ad Hominem.

    12. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Light is faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be smart until you hear them speak.

    13. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Atyq · · Score: 1

      You cycle through sockpuppet accounts faster than a d&d party through cheetos. Have you tried being less obvious about it, or does your employer not offer you that kind of training?

      The answer is: NO.

    14. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      They arent suing yet. It is a presumption that they are or are not going to do this.
      However, it was the first concern that popped into my mind.
      The second was that it cant be patentable as there is plenty of "pre-existing art".

    15. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      I have already said this but I don't believe in yours or anyone's magical ability to detect puppet accounts. Bayesian matching of styles comes close but I'd have to get the data myself and see your source code before accepting such proofs.

      Also I dunno what "New Account" you are talking about, I have seen this Soulskill before (his name reminds me of Castlevania so it sticks) and yes I have seen him bashing Google before although I don't remember VS plugs. Incidentally I only noticed his username because some AC was accusing him of Google bashing (which I know it's you [/sarcasm])

      Regardless, if what the article complains about it's true, it is true regardless of the intentions of the submitter. Your ad-hominem only stresses your bad intentions.

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    16. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by penix1 · · Score: 1

      Nobody spends the money to get a patent to not use it especially against a competitor. It costs way more money to invalidate a patent with the risks far too high with treble damages for the losing end of that suit. Are you willing to test this patent in court when for a fraction of the cost you can simply license it? It is the licensing these companies are after with the threat of suit behind it.

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    17. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disregard that. I suck cocks.

    18. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soulskill is the editor posting this the commenter people are referring to is PointyToe - but since you apparently don't know how to use slashdot you didn't see the comment since it was marked Troll.

    19. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Cyberllama · · Score: 2

      There's an inverse relationship between the level of authority you posted with and the level of accuracy of your statements. Defensive patents are extremely commonplace in the industry, and Google has never used a patent non-defensively to date. That is to say, they've only ever counter-sued when sued. You think a few thousand dollars is a big deal to a company like Google? Hell, for Google it's just the cost of the filing fee. Google has their own in-house legal department. They pay their lawyers regardless of whether they sit on their ass twiddling their thumbs or if they're in court fighting over patents. That means, the opportunity cost of filing a patent is minimal--just whatever the filing fees themselves are ($750 I think?).

    20. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Two things;
            1.Someone actually uses Google+?
              2. I am still Fly N. Eye on my G+. and logon as flyneye.
      (oops, someone reminded me that is my legal name, nevermind)

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    21. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Disregard that, I suck c[BANNED]

    22. Re:This BANS others from OFFERING anonymity by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      its crap anyway, my google+ names vary from Tunne Lrat to Chai Rman Miao, i dont intend to use my real name since i dont want to be found, if they force it i'll just have to close down and open another account. I thought fb had that policy as well, when i still had that account i think about 25% of people on my stream used their real name and the others didnt. It's total bs and waste of time imo. Nicknames are as old as the internet itself

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  2. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I claim it.

    1. Re:Prior Art by thereitis · · Score: 1

      Prior art: Yahoo lets you create a separate identity and avatar for commenting on news stories. This identity is separate from my real identity which is reserved for sending emails.

    2. Re:Prior Art by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

      Nuh, nuh, nuh bitch, that ain't even yo real name!

    3. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter, prior art won't hold up in court, we've learned that recently.

    4. Re:Prior Art by bug1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Prior art: Yahoo lets you create a separate identity and avatar for commenting on news stories. This identity is separate from my real identity which is reserved for sending emails.

      Which their deep packet inspection is perfectly capable of monitoring.

      Its difficult to be anonymous to the the government, much harder to be anonymous to the corporation.

      But given those limits, the corporations could allow us to be anonymous to each other, but whats the point, its corporations and government that have all the power in society.

  3. Sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yes, please, patent something that I've been doing on IRC since the early 90s... go right ahead.

    1. Re:Sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ah, but this is different! This is, uhh... on the WEB! Yes, on the web, that makes it totally different, you see.

    2. Re:Sigh.. by icebike · · Score: 1

      The difference here is that Google will insist on knowing who you are, but they will issue you a pre-approved sock puppet when dealing with social media.

      On IRC nobody knew Beth14 a Detective with the NYPD Vice Squad.
      On Google+, at least Google will know.

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    3. Re:Sigh.. by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      On IRC nobody knew Beth14 a Detective with the NYPD Vice Squad..

      Ah, the heady early days of the Internet, where men were men, so were most of the women, and those horny 14 year old virgins wanting to come out to my house to fuck me stupid were FBI agents wanting a quick and dirty arrest...

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    4. Re:Sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please... EVERYONE knew who Beth14 was.

    5. Re:Sigh.. by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      You know, I think I'd donate to an organization that kept an eye on patents in the pipe and sent out alerts (RSS/tweets/cat-symbols/etc...) when something seemingly obvious or prior hits the public comment phase. With the right mobilization, some topics at least, could swamp the USPTO - although sometimes comments are lumped together which could lead to summary dismissal. The organization might also be able to play a role in stopping the comment lumping.

    6. Re:Sigh.. by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, they've realised that G+ is suffering because of the real-name policy (which is why I won't use it despite being a fairly heavy user of other Google services) and this is a patent on a method of preserving anonymity amongst the online user-base while still allowing Google to mine your data and (securely) connecting it with a real life identity. Google ID card anyone?

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    7. Re:Sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... FBI agents wanting a quick and dirty arrest...

      Ohhhh! I haven't tried *that* position! Quick! How's it work?

    8. Re:Sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, they've realised that G+ is suffering because of the real-name policy (which is why I won't use it despite being a fairly heavy user of other Google services) and this is a patent on a method of preserving anonymity amongst the online user-base while still allowing Google to mine your data and (securely) connecting it with a real life identity. Google ID card anyone?

      But, you can use any real name you like.

    9. Re:Sigh.. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      What this clearly does is make it possible to tie additional "personas" to a primary account. That is, you can be "anonymous" to other people on some forum, but Google (and anyone who accesses the data that I'm sure they'll gladly had over) could immediately connect that back to you, because these "personas" will all be tied to your primary account. Meaning that you're just one accident in the data warehouse or one hack away from everything being instantly de-anonymized across the internet, everywhere that you used said personas tied to your account to login.

      We are swiftly heading in the direction that at *worst* you will have to register with a government agency using your real identity to have and use the internet and everything will be publicly tied to your real account. At *best* you won't have to use your real identity online the same way that you don't have to have a credit card. Or the way you don't have to have a driver's license. That is, you aren't going to be technically *forced* to participate, but if you don't, you're going to be stripped of the ability to do almost anything that you need to function in day to day life.

    10. Re:Sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah those horny 14 year olds who were FBI agents are now horny 12 year olds who are... 12 year olds...

  4. Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...so long as they alone know who they really are so the data aggregated goes in the right buckets.

    Nothing's stopping Google+ from offering a secondary ID you can become, while Google still knows who you are.

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    1. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by bedroll · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nothing's stopping Google+ from offering a secondary ID you can become, while Google still knows who you are.

      A brief read of the patent tells me that this is exactly what Google has patented. It's a system in which a single identity can be used to generate anonymous secondary ones. In that case, Google, and anyone able to subpoena them, would know who the anonymous secondary identity is but third parties wouldn't be privy to the link between accounts.

    2. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I thought that was obvious. Apparently others like to come up with crazy scenarios. This scenario helps their revenue stream while allowing for users to be anonymous on the Internet. Just not anonymous to Google or those government institutions issuing search warrants to Google.

      You alter-ego helps define who you really are. So the advertising target is even better than your PC personal profile.

    3. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by sixtyeight · · Score: 2

      Short answer: "It's a risk to give access to your identifying information to people on the internet. Unless it's us."

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    4. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Khyber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "In that case, Google, and anyone able to subpoena them, would know who the anonymous secondary identity is but third parties wouldn't be privy to the link between accounts."

      You don't know what public records are, do you?

      Look up the court case. Filings will be made as to proof of the owner of the 'anonymous' identity for purposes of proper serving of subpoenas and warrants for arrests.

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    5. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...so long as they alone know who they really are so the data aggregated goes in the right buckets.

      This is exactly what is going on. To link your 'alter ego' and/or 'anonymous identity' to your real one.

      -anon

    6. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      ...so long as they alone know who they really are so the data aggregated goes in the right buckets.

      Nothing's stopping Google+ from offering a secondary ID you can become, while Google still knows who you are.

      Except for people like me who would leave if we had to interact with "MonkeyFucker-69" and the rest of their ilk. Some of us like the higher level of civility that results from real names.

    7. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like, the billions of people that change their name on Facebook, but maintain all the same identifying information that FB uses to correlate data and target advertising at you?

      I never quite understood why people even take the time to do it.

    8. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by denis-The-menace · · Score: 3, Funny

      This way, when you commit a thought crime they know that it's you and not someone who got your password.

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    9. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...so long as they alone know who they really are so the data aggregated goes in the right buckets.

      Nothing's stopping Google+ from offering a secondary ID you can become, while Google still knows who you are.

      Except for people like me who would leave if we had to interact with "MonkeyFucker-69" and the rest of their ilk. Some of us like the higher level of civility that results from real names.

      From my experience, anonymity has little to nothing to do with civility; I used to regularly post commentary on the website of my local (Gannett-owned) newspaper. Recently, they (as required by Gannett) went from an anonymous, PHPbb based system to linking comments to Facebook profiles - they, too, claimed that it would lead to "increased civility." however, this has been anything but the case. Sure, there are less vitriolic comments, but that's not because people are being less uncivil, but rather a side effect of the push for real names driving many, many of the regulars from the site, myself included.

      Adjusted for volume, the amount of hatefulness on said newspaper forum hasn't gone down one bit, and I would wager that acts of incivility have increased a fair amount. The only 'advantage' to people being forced to use their real names is that if they piss another person off, that person now knows who's house to firebomb.

      Not a feature I would tout.

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    10. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for people like me who would leave if we had to interact with "MonkeyFucker-69" and the rest of their ilk. Some of us like the higher level of civility that results from real names.

      And therefore will impose it on others? You sound like Fascist-101, maybe that could be your anonymous nick name?

    11. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So like every MMO that has an account which you are supposed to use your own name and where you can create multiple characters with different names on that one account. You can even argue that MMOs are social networking systems.

      Why was this granted a patent? I hope there is more to it, then: "like an MMO but for a social website."

    12. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by cpu6502 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>Some of us like the higher level of civility that results from real names.

      Unfortunately multiple studies have shown using Real names doesn't make conversations more civilized. It just invites more revenge scenarios from those who feel insulted & strike back in real life. So real names actually make things worse.

      Anonymity is also important for one's longterm sanity. Nothing sucks more than to have an employee dig-up an old postings from 1990-something and say, "Do you really feel Michael Jackson should have been castrated for his abuse of children? I'm sorry but we can't hire such a vocal person. You would be a liability for our company."

      A worse scenario is if the government comes after you because they think you might be a terrorist. "What did you mean when you posted in 1997 that you think Clinton should be shot for raping Monica Lewinsky?" - Remember a guy just recently spent 4 nights in jail for saying things far less damaging on non-anonymous facebook. Anonymity goes as far back as the Founders who posted anonymous flyers in order to avoid arrest by the UK Government. It protects you from blowback from those desirign revenge.

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    13. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      This scenario helps their revenue stream while allowing for users to be anonymous on the Internet. Just not anonymous to Google or those government institutions issuing search warrants to Google.

      So, in other words, it doesn't allow you to be anonymous on the internet.

    14. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Except for people like me who would leave if we had to interact with "MonkeyFucker-69" and the rest of their ilk. Some of us like the higher level of civility that results from real names.

      You do realize that G+ right now is full of anonymous people, right? The only thing that Google stops (or can stop) is people using anonymous identifiers that don't sound like real names.

    15. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Not much considering your post.

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    16. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That results to situation what I exactly want.

      As for me, I want to protect my identity from others knowing it, but I don't want to troll or otherwise abuse anonymity to cause harm or tease others.

      For me, my aliases in specific services are honorable, meaning that I want to build a reputation for those aliases. But I want to use few different aliases in different services so they can not be connected to my identity. Example one Alias for government forum where people can discuss about politics. And another for government forum where people can discuss about passing bills or forum what is for specific hobby group.

      I can have thoughts and ideas what can be dangerous to speak a loud among others in community, getting angry and hostile toward me and my family only because they are against everything what dangerous their wealthy and changes to rip others off.
      So being a anonymous isn't about being coward, but being smart and speaking a loud what others might think but no one wants to say.

      Having freedom of speech, should be allowed for aliases as well. So if someone don't like what you say (of course following the law etc), they can not just demand Google or ISP to reveal your true identity and then get in problems because that.

      And in social networks, I want that my friends can actually find me, but same time I don't like that unfriendlies, exes and even horrible bosses can find me from there. So I want to control who can find me and who can not.

      I have suggested to Google to add feature for Google+ where every user needs to allow you to be found trough every search result.

      Meaning that I can have true identity in service. But everytime someone does search with my name, searcher does not get me as result. But I get notification that I have been searched by person X, and then I can allow that person to find me. And when I give my permission, she/he gets notification that old search have got results and then he/she can take connect to me.

      It is like everyone has a phone number, but it is like having a secret phone number what isn't listed in databases so anyone can not call service and ask it. But they need to know me personally or someone else who I know to get my phone number. But problem is that your number can be get in bad places because others phone security. (what is problem in smartphones if apps can read phone contacts and then send that information somewhere else where it doesn't belong).

      Making a open social network where everyone can be searched etc, doesn't work. Everyone knows that there are people living in specific buildings, but they don't know who. To get to know who, they need to get inside the building first. And to do so, they need to have a key or friend in that building.

    17. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the civility you'll get won't be from Mr. Monkey. He will continue spewing insults, because he doesn't care, and he lives in a country with freedom of speech anyway.

      You will however get the kind of civility, if you like to call it that, that Mr. Achmed won't post about such scary things as democracy, because if he does, the government will know who he is, and send the big guys to pick him up. Because he does care about his safety, and the only freedom of speech he has is the freedom to praise Allah and the government. No countries named, but there are several to choose from if you turn on the news.

      You will also not have to hear Mr. Ching posting about such scary things as Tibet or Tienanmen Square, because he also needs to care about his own life, and while he has more freedom than Mr. Achmed, he still needs to be really careful about not posting anything his government doesn't like. And now that Google is making it easy for governments to find out who he is, the government doesn't need to block G+ anymore. Blocking only forces people to find more secret places to discuss such things, where as with G+, rather than forcing the perpetrators underground, they can instead go pick them up and send them to prison.

      Nice kind of civility you got there.

    18. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was because they tried to go from anonymous to Facebook linked. Google+ has required a pseudo-real name from day one, and it has to be said that people do seem to behave much better than average. Better than on Facebook in fact, but I think that is because on Google+ people tend to connect with people they don't know personally but share interests with, as opposed to close friends and family who have already heard their potty mouth down the pub.

      Note that G+ doesn't require your "real" name, just a name you "commonly use". The system flags anything which doesn't look "normal" but they usually seem to accept pretty much anything that isn't obviously fictitious. I certainly don't use the name most people call me in real life on there.

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    19. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      For the record, I set up a G+ account under the entirely fictitious name "CanHas DIY" when G+ first came about, and continue to use the pseudonym to this day.

      I have yet to receive and correspondence from Google regarding adding a "real" name to the account.

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    20. Re:Oh, Google is fine with anonymity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymity goes as far back as the Founders who posted anonymous flyers in order to avoid arrest by the UK Government. It protects you from blow-back from those desiring revenge.

      Also, after the Revolution, a group of the founding fathers published a very important group of essays, now known as the Federalist Papers, anonymously. Some of the authors of these essays were discovered after Alexander Hamilton's death, others can only be guessed at even today. This shows beyond any possible doubt just how strongly the Founding Father's viewed the right to anonymity in publication.

  5. The Logic Is Undeniable by TheSwift · · Score: 1
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  6. The final solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How oh HOW is this patentable?

    1. Re:The final solution? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      How oh HOW is this patentable?

      Simple: File it with USPTO.

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    2. Re:The final solution? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      How oh HOW is this patentable?

      Simple: Have your veritable army of on-staff patent lawyers file it with USPTO.

      FTFY.

      They'd never allow little guys like you and I to patent such a thing.

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    3. Re:The final solution? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this must be pretty frustrating to people on a website where people think NASA wouldn't be able to patent a working Warp Drive because it was portrayed on Star Trek.

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    4. Re:The final solution? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Right. I see your logic. Because others have been warp-driving around the galaxy for decades!

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    5. Re:The final solution? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      How oh HOW is this patentable?

      Simple: Have your veritable army of on-staff patent lawyers file it with USPTO.

      FTFY. They'd never allow little guys like you and I to patent such a thing.

      Sure they would. Then their invincible army of patent l*wy*rs would rape pillage and plunder you and your family's bank accounts and scam up the patent. Why innovate when you can litigate?

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    6. Re:The final solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a reference to a not-actually-working-tablet in 2001 being called prior-art in Apple's recent patent case against Samsung. Try to keep up. ;)

    7. Re:The final solution? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      They'd never allow little guys like you and I to patent such a thing.

      Of course they will, there is nothing personal in this, matter of fact there is a garden variety solicitor here in Melbourne who (as a joke) applied for and obtained a patent on the wheel in the late 90's. The patent office will stamp virtually anything you put in front of it, there is no incentive for them to take any care in the process because they don't have to clean up their own mess, just stamp it, collect the filing fees, and dump the real work into the lap of the judicial branch. Now when it does get to court people will spend both a fortune and an eternity to debate said patent. It would cost a fraction of that to do the job properly in the first place, perhaps if judges had the power to throw this stuff back at the patent office and order them to do a proper job it would be less disruptive to everyone else.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    8. Re:The final solution? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Oh, an Aussie. Yea, I only meant that to apply to Americans, I can't speak for the rest of the world's patent process, as I've never dealt with any.

      Mea culpa for the lack of clarification.

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  7. real identity by skyggen · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can they know who the real me is when I can even answer that question without having a quorum among myself.

    1. Re:real identity by houghi · · Score: 1

      Funny? Mod that insightful.

      How CAN they proof if Michel Peter Abelton is really who he says he is.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  8. Offtopic but .... by WankersRevenge · · Score: 0

    looks like slashdot was just sold again.

    1. Re:Offtopic but .... by TheSwift · · Score: 1
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      "With patience a ruler may be persuaded, and a soft tongue will break a bone."
    2. Re:Offtopic but .... by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

      hahaha ... I totally missed that!

      Nothing like breaking news for those too lazy to scroll down the home page.

    3. Re:Offtopic but .... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

      How appropriate that you posted the news as a dupe

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      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
  9. Exactly why I'm not on Google+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "There are lots of places where you can be anonymous online. Google+ isn't one of them."

    Yes, that's why I'm not on Google+ or Facebook.

  10. Youtube by puddingebola · · Score: 0

    Not directly related, but yesterday on youtube my account suggested to me in a popup to change my account name to my real name. I passed, but I was then prompted for a reason with a 6 tile multiple choice. If I wanted to change my account name to my real name I would have indicated that when I set it up, or altered the settings.

    1. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and for a while if you said no you couldn't comment.

      Personally, if google does that, that's fine, I won't comment. If google won't let me use youtube without a Real Name account, that's fine too, I just won't use it.

      They are not the only video provider on the web--vimeo has lots to offer.

      Google isn't the only search provider on the web, either. I can use duckduckgo.

      And I've never really bothered with social networking, so I don't even need to use the lame "Facebook" alternative.

      I can't figure out where Google is going with this, other than losing customers.

    2. Re:Youtube by hazah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're not their customer.

    3. Re:Youtube by houghi · · Score: 1

      My nick is houghi. On some sites I have been asked to fill out a first and last name. I also am asked to enter existing addresses. My details on some sites is now:
      Mrs. Hou Ghi
      DOB: 01-01-1950
      1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
      Washington, DC 20502

      I hope I never do anything wrong, because I would hate to bring the people who live there in trouble.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    4. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the viewing public not required for them to have customers (assuming their customers are advertisers)?

      Or have advertisers put google in the position of "Either we get all the user data with real names or we leave"? In which case, is google not big enough to tell them "If you do that and people leave for other services, then the ones that remain won't have much new content to see, so they will leave too?"

      Just wondering...

    5. Re:Youtube by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Not directly related, but yesterday on youtube my account suggested to me in a popup to change my account name to my real name. I passed, but I was then prompted for a reason with a 6 tile multiple choice. If I wanted to change my account name to my real name I would have indicated that when I set it up, or altered the settings.

      Google didn't really have much in the way of 'real' info for me....the youtube account email address, is not the one used for gmail. They did finally get my real info...from the youtube account when I had to set things up for revenue generation (I couldn't figure how to earn $$ from them and still stay anon).

      Strangely enough, they have my real name now associated with that particular YT account...but they don't nag me to change it to show my real name on the account/channel.

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    6. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the product, silly boy.

    7. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! Now that we know where you live, we know your REAL name Mrs. Ghi!

    8. Re:Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a coincidence. That's exactly my name and address too :)

    9. Re:Youtube by hazah · · Score: 1

      While they require a viewing public, that is basically an endless stream. They can absorb most of the backlash and not even notice. Once they are hit with reduced revenew, they notice. It's not that hard to see why we are second rate to them.

  11. Two levels of anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are two basic levels of anonymity. The first is anonymity to others by using an alias. The second is being anonymous to Google, which is harder. (To be anonymous in the second case, you'd need to be behind a different IP than normal.) Google cannot prove anonymity in the second one unless they somehow help you be anonymous to them.

    1. Re:Two levels of anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes 15 minute to write a script that changes MAC address for your network adapter. Run that every time you reboot the computer (daily anyone?) and you got new ip address every day. Remember to disable ipv6.

    2. Re:Two levels of anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three levels, actually.

  12. No prior art by DogPhilosopher · · Score: 1

    Wow, what a great idea! There CANT be any prior art, who would have thought of using an assumed name online!?

    1. Re:No prior art by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's not about using an assumed name online, it's about using different assumed names for different communities, with one central location that knows all. Like the multiple authors who used multiple names depending on the work's intended audience and the editor knew the real ID and all the pseudonyms. Hundreds of documented cases spanning thousands of years is apparently not sufficient prior art, because "on a computer" trumps all.

    2. Re:No prior art by mrbester · · Score: 1

      "it's about using different assumed names for different communities, with one central location that knows all"

      Yep, I've already got one of those. Me.

      --
      "Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
    3. Re:No prior art by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The issue is that then your assumed names must not be anonymous. With pseudonyms and an editor, the editor can forward communication to you while you remain anonymous. If you are the only keeper of your anonymity, then you aren't anonymous, you are just polynymous, and anyone that can identify any one of the names can identify you (you use different names on different sites, but they will link back to you).

      For Google's solution, they claim external anonymity, while still being able to have you track all your communications with your one real identity, more like the service a trusted editor performs for a pseudonymous author.

  13. What if you aren't known by your "real" name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I'm known by various names in different communities. Hell, half the people who I interact with on a regular basis don't know my real name.

    Google can go fsck themselves.

    1. Re:What if you aren't known by your "real" name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google can go fsck themselves.

      In the USA, Google fsck YOU.

      (Apologies to the Russians, but I'm afraid they've fallen behind us again.)

    2. Re:What if you aren't known by your "real" name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like Batman hates Google.

    3. Re:What if you aren't known by your "real" name? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Google can go fsck themselves.

      In the USA, Google fsck YOU.

      (Apologies to the Russians, but I'm afraid they've fallen behind us again.)

      We must not allow the Russians to win the search engine war! We cannot afford a search engine gap!! [/drstrangelove]

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
  14. Is it really that confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is a lot bigger than Google+. Just like almost everything else in the computer world, different priorities and tools apply to different contexts. A social networking site might be a lot easier to administer, run, and use (for some) if everyone used their real names. That doesn't mean they dislike privacy or anonymity, they just don't want it there. You can still go elsewhere or use their other services where Google might be more willing to aid (or at least try to) privacy and anonymity.

    1. Re:Is it really that confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All of googles services are unified now, so if you use your real name in one place, it's attached to everything you do, from youtube to gmail to google code.

      It's about advertising and data mining, and you know that, as you are obviously a google astroturfer - ironically posting anonymously.

    2. Re:Is it really that confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As AC that wrote the original post you are replying to...

      I have not had that issue, simply because I don't use Google+ as I don't care for their privacy policies. I can still use Google search and Youtube. Of course if I don't want my ip associated with a search, I then don't use those eiher. It seems pretty simple to me, if you have a problem, don't use it, or find a workaround like Tor. Anyway, not all of their services are have the same severity of issues. You didn't really address my point anyways, that it shouldn't take a genius to see different divisions or products of a company may have different priorities.

      But this is Slashdot... so I guess anyone who refuses to make a mountain of an molehill is an astroturfer, even if you recommend against using a service if you disagree with it... I miss the days when saying something positive got you called an astroturfer, instead of now not saying something negative enough.

    3. Re:Is it really that confusing? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      No you're an astroturfer because you said something that the responder could not digest, it's inconceivable that someone could be so stupid as to have a different opinion, therefore somebody must be paying you.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  15. stop making choices for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...so that the people you want to connect with can find you..."

    If you allow any name, then people who want to use their real name can, and people who want to be anonymous can.

    If you allow only real names, then you preclude the second group. In BOTH cases, people who want to be "found" by their real name can be, so you've removed functionality unnecessarily. The reason you claim to remove it still exists even if you don't remove it.

    Providing feature A is not an excuse for removing feature B when A can be provided whether or not B is provided.

    1. Re:stop making choices for us by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      If you allow only real names, then you preclude the second group..

      And I'm perfectly OK with that. In fact it's why I use Google+ and not other social networks. There are dozens of other social networks that allow anonymous accounts, if you have something that can only be said anonymously then go use one of those, some of them even have more users, and larger audiences than Google+. In the mean time I'll enjoy a network free from the likes of "MonkeyFucker-69"; one where people behave better.

    2. Re:stop making choices for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But logic clogs the money stream.

    3. Re:stop making choices for us by magarity · · Score: 2

      The real problem with that part you quoted is that the logic is completely backwards. How do people I want to connect with know to try to find me? If I wanted to connect with them, it should be my problem to go find them, not their problem to come find me.

    4. Re:stop making choices for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm perfectly OK with that.

      Why? No one is forcing you to be anonymous, so why not offer the choice? If you don't want to be anonymous, then just don't do it.

      Thankfully people don't have to use Google+, though.

    5. Re:stop making choices for us by mrbester · · Score: 1

      By your comments it appears that MoneyFucker-69 is someone who has seriously wronged you.

      --
      "Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
  16. Some situations demand anonymity... by CityZen · · Score: 2

    And some situations demand clarity.

    The main problem is that people use "Act like an ass" as an excuse for using anonymity (or is it the other way around?).
    Of course, one person's "Act like an ass" is another person's "Saying what needs to be said".
    There is probably no good democratic way to resolve many of these cases one way or the other.
    (Ie, having a lot of people being offended doesn't necessarily justify exposing a poster's identity.)

  17. its quite simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has become the epitome of EVIL on the INTERNET.

    That being said, I'm staying with GMAIL and Chrome...

    1. Re:its quite simple: by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Weird, I don't think Google is the epitome of evil. All their technology offerings have sticky strings attached and are geared towards data mining you. But
      a) There's plenty of worse monsters out there (like facebook, MS, ORACLE).
      b) There's still a lot of good stuff coming out from them. Things like Go and SPDY.
      c) They are a good influence in the Internet. They do much more good than harm as far as I'm concerned.

      I, however, don't use neither gmail nor chorme nor search, nor android.

      Basically I'm ok with Google at a distance.

      --
      But... the future refused to change.
  18. Useful google+ information by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 5, Informative

    To delete your profile:

            Sign in to your Google profile.
            Click Edit profile.
            Click the About tab.
            Click Delete profile and disable Google Buzz completely.
            Click Yes, delete my profile and posts.

    1. Re:Useful google+ information by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      That's good advice... for the ten people actually using Google+.

      --
      #DeleteChrome
    2. Re:Useful google+ information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eleven you insensitive clod

    3. Re:Useful google+ information by antdude · · Score: 2

      But Google and maybe others (archive.org) still have your data. :P

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    4. Re:Useful google+ information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, why did you give them in the first place then?

  19. Law Enforcement by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    is it that difficult to figure it out? They will, in theory, offer you some anonymous cloak to protect you're real identity from others, except Google. Google can then provide that information any time any law enforcement or investigative body comes knocking. Nothing more than CYA.

    1. Re:Law Enforcement by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      is it that difficult to figure it out? They will, in theory, offer you some anonymous cloak to protect you're real identity from others, except Google. Google can then provide that information any time any law enforcement or investigative body comes knocking. Nothing more than CYA.

      And ad revenue. Can't send you targetted ads if you're anonymous. Hey, corporations pay real money for those ads and they fucking want their money's worth!!

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
  20. It shouldn't be that difficult. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    Sure, require the person's real name, but let them choose whether or not to make it public. If you keep your real name private, you can go by some screen name publicly. Someone searching for you by your real name can offer a connection. If you choose to accept, then your public screen name becomes known to them.

  21. Meh by Kesh · · Score: 1

    It's not that difficult: the Google+ folks want real-world info for ad-tracking, while the other systems (YouTube, etc) don't care as long as you're viewing their stuff.

  22. Mr. Al-Zawahiri by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    Just read an irate rant from a Mr. Al-Zawahiri about the change in his Google+ account status.

  23. There's a distinction. by Type44Q · · Score: 1
    Anonymous to other users = maybe

    Anonymous to Google = no way.

  24. Google Does Not Believe by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So does Google now believe that there's a genuine 'risk of disclosing a user's real identity'? Or is this just a case of Google's left hand not knowing what its right hand is patenting?

    Google does not believe. They do not believe in protecting anonymity, nor in advancing reliable identities. Google wants money and power. There was a time when it was reasonable to think that Google believed in things, that they wanted to do good, but those times are gone. Google wants to make money on anonymity because they want to make money, not because they believe free speech depends on anonymity. They want to make money on reliable identities because they want to make money, not because they believe identities should be reliable. They want to make money on being the only one who knows the real identities because they want to make money, not because they believe one company should be the sole authenticator.

    Most sufficiently large corporations have no beliefs. "I want as much stuff as I can get" is not a belief. Beliefs are things for which you are willing to make deep sacrifices. When a company sees that the patent system is broken and its public response is that they need to get more aggressive about patents, it is a clear statement that they lack motives outside of acquisitiveness and will-to-power. Avarice is not a belief, it is our default state when we choose not to elevate ourselves above the animals. Google does not believe.

    1. Re:Google Does Not Believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting a patent can mean that you intend to create something that uses that patent - in this case some kind of anonymizing service or software. Or, a patent can be used to prevent others from creating such services or software.

      So Google could be positioning itself to crush anonymizing services because it has the patent.

    2. Re:Google Does Not Believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies are willing to make deep sacrifices to get as much stuff as they can. They'll sacrifice their low-ranked employees, the environment, society...

    3. Re:Google Does Not Believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha...you think that's deep.
      why do they have a human resources department if getting rid of employees was a deep sacrifice to them? they don't even see you as people.

  25. But fake names are OK if you're the boss by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or famous.

    The executive in charge of Google+ is Vic Gundotra. But his name isn't really Vic. Mr. Gundrota is Indian and his real first name is Vivek. Yes that's right. The person mandating that you must use your real name, is using a phoney name.

    Then there are the celebrities, like Fifty Cent and Lady Gaga who are allowed to use their fake names.

    Google gets a +1 for hypocrisy.

    1. Re:But fake names are OK if you're the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or famous.

      The executive in charge of Google+ is Vic Gundotra. But his name isn't really Vic. Mr. Gundrota is Indian and his real first name is Vivek. Yes that's right. The person mandating that you must use your real name, is using a phoney name.

      Then there are the celebrities, like Fifty Cent and Lady Gaga who are allowed to use their fake names.

      Google gets a +1 for hypocrisy.

      But it doesn't say to use your REAL name. It says to use your COMMON name - aka whatever you go by in real life.
      If everyone calls him Vic in real life than he is not breaking (his own) rules.

    2. Re:But fake names are OK if you're the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Gundotra's real name is "shithead".

    3. Re:But fake names are OK if you're the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Vic" is a nickname. I doubt Google+ is not allowing "Bob" for Robert.

    4. Re:But fake names are OK if you're the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, cuz me and everyone I know go by our e-mail addresses in real life.

    5. Re:But fake names are OK if you're the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't demand you use your real name. They demand you use your common name.

    6. Re:But fake names are OK if you're the boss by svick · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it's a good idea to defy the Guardian God-King of the holy land of Vvardenfell?

  26. And the pendulum swings by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once upon a time, when I first got on the Internet (late 1980s), there was no anonymity. Sysadmins voluntarily adhered to a policy where each user's online identity and their real identity were linked. If someone ever found a way to break this link, it was considered a bug which needed to be fixed. It was staunchly enforced by admins who believed the net would devolve into a morass of misbehavior if people were allowed to post anonymously.

    There were a few people running their own servers who bucked the trend, but it wasn't until AOL joined USENET that pseudonyms became a fact of life on the Internet. AOL allowed each account to have up to 5 usernames, ostensibly for families sharing a single AOL account. Obviously these extra usernames were quickly taken up by people wishing to post things online anonymously, which was good for free speech. But not surprisingly, spam was invented shortly thereafter.

    All that's happening now is that the pendulum is starting to swing the away from anonymity as netizens struggle to figure out the best balance between real names and pseudonyms. The people at the pro-anonymity extreme won't like it, just like the people at the pro-real-name extreme didn't like it in the early 1990s. But as with most things the best balance is probably somewhere in between.

    1. Re:And the pendulum swings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the good days of Bulletin Board Systems (BBS) using your real name made sense because you were forming small communities and everyone behaved themselves and there were no marketing companies collecting data on us. I miss USENET as well.

    2. Re:And the pendulum swings by nbossett · · Score: 1

      Long ago, strong anonymity wasn't a big feature but handles/pseudonyms were certainly common around BBS times.

    3. Re:And the pendulum swings by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

      That's a nice post, on the insightful side of informative. I just barely hit the rising curve of the AOL days and one of the 1988-ish versions of Think Of Da Kiddiez was to "never use your real name lest that evil person does evil things."

      But it was also a simpler time, I was a good little birdie, and have basically only had two variants of this screen name for my entire internet career. I instinctively worked to build what I now call a "web brand", basically meaning that of course this handle isn't legal to transact any formal business, but 90+% of my writings under this brand are pretty easily PG13. (Yeah, if a mean critic really looked, you could find a few that sneak into R.)

      So I'm happy if an advertiser decides "Tao likes books, so here's an ad for the newest Dean Koontz book." That's all of the fun of targetted ads and none of the other drawbacks. I stand by 20+ years of consistent tone as evidence that I haven't abused (often) the Greater Internet ___Wad Theory. It's been a nice raw defense against spam because if any email came through with my real name then chances are it was legit, all the spammers can't apparently do the 15 minutes of work it takes to figure me out even though I left a back door.

      Meanwhile, back in those SysAdmin days, (as I understand it, correct me if I am wrong), there wasn't the ... uh... Terrifying twin pair of the Dept of Homeland Security and the Copyright Brigade examining every user action with intent to sue. Look at the nasty prison penalties going out to people posting politically incorrect social-media posts.

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    4. Re:And the pendulum swings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious Solandri -- which department at Google do you work in?

    5. Re:And the pendulum swings by pantaril · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time, when I first got on the Internet (late 1980s), there was no anonymity. Sysadmins voluntarily adhered to a policy where each user's online identity and their real identity were linked [rajivshah.com]. If someone ever found a way to break this link, it was considered a bug [google.com] which needed to be fixed. It was staunchly enforced by admins who believed the net would devolve into a morass of misbehavior if people were allowed to post anonymously.

      I belive soon after the internet spread beyond the few academic institutions in late eighties, there started a discussion about the pros and cons of real names and handles, about corresponding security issues etc. There is very nice article about this topic on textfiles.com from 1992: http://www.textfiles.com/100/anonymit
      After reading it, i think that the usage of anonymous/pseudoanonymous nicknames and handles in internet discussions is more then justified.

  27. They didnt say it was evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you fucktard editor. They said they dont want it on their stuff.

  28. what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    omg wtf lol day can do dat oohhhhhhhhh...

  29. By patenting it, no one else can have it by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    So does Google now believe that there's a genuine 'risk of disclosing a user's real identity'? Or is this just a case of Google's left hand not knowing what its right hand is patenting?"

    Or, by patenting it, they ensure that anyone else trying to allow online anonymity violates the patent in some way, thereby outlawing online anonymity.

    At least, that's one use for the patent - to prevent someone from doing stuff counter to your interests.

    Google is your friend. Why won't you allow Google to be your friend?

  30. The more you tighten your grip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://youtu.be/-wntX-a3jSY

    I, for one, do not welcome our anonymity-banning overlords; which is why I am in the process of replacing all my Google products (Android phone gone, Google+ gone, YouTube gone, Gtalk gone, Gmail migrating, Docs and Voice pending; I've also moved a couple of local organization I consult for off of Apps).

  31. NSA Wants To Know Your Identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..so that they have an easier job wasting your money with the whores the surveillance gear contractors have sent. Then the Catholic King Carlos Obama will collect all the evidence and apply His Spanish Inquisition to you Sheep. You will be incarcerated until you confess whatever Carlos and his Bankster friends want you to confess,

    The worst sin: Have a Cache Of Gold, so that they cannot easily fuck with the currency.

    Americans, if you let all of this happen, you deserve it.

  32. Use TOR as a Matter Of Principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you think it is not good enough, patch it until it does 25 hops or any number the user wants it to do. Use GPG.

    Or Submit To King Carlos Obama and his Spanish Inquisition.

  33. Idiot by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Now that was low. Idea, why don't we just decide debates by who has the lowest user id? Google only got their patent today, we don't know yet whether they will use it to sue someone. Also, there's a direct link to the patent, are you questioning the factuality of the USPTO?

    1. Re:Idiot by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Of course I'm questioning the factuality of the USPTO, except that no part of your comment has anything to do with what you previously said *or* my reply. Try a little harder before you try to strawman a second time.

  34. Behead those who insult the prophet by gelfling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thank you for pointing us in their general direction.

  35. Google And Former Bell Labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are appendices and R&D labs for NSA. They even hired former Bell Labs scientists. Bell Labs brought us that wonderful technologies C and C++. Well-suited for the spooks of this world to penetrate systems made with these languages.

    Google is just the last incarnation of that government/Industrial snooping complex. Before it was the Bell System. It is about control and making sure there is no resistance against their plutocratic schemes from permanent war to destroying hard-earned savings.

  36. You Are A Terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or at least a communist. If we cannot prove that with some waterboarding, we will at least Charge Your Of Being French.

  37. Fuckin' blow me by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Google+ can fucking blow me. Apparently, unless you took your grade school American history in the US, you don't *get* what part anonymous speech, starting with Paine and Franklin, played in American history and what it means to Americans culturally and historically to be able to say what they want when they want the way they want using whatever literary or social devices they think will best serve their ends.

    Google+ is a walled garden of another kind- a walled garden of people willing to submit their identities and their opportunity for free as in psychologically-socially-and-politically speech at any bunch of personalities who form themselves into the role of "service provider". These people are obsessed with the notion that the missing step in the Underwear Gnome chain is, "and then we make everyone give us their real identity !!".

    You know what? My life means something to me, and and it's not going to be reduced, limited, attenuated or otherwise obstructed by the my failure to see today what implications someone's arbitrary demands can have on my tomorrow.

    Essentially this turns the internet into a small town. People leave small towns and go to big cities for a lot of good reasons and one of those is to escape the gossipy nature of those places where your reputation gets fixed early on and stays forever. Sorry if you're stuck in the public spotlight forever and there's no escape for you, Google guys, but perhaps counting your billions will serve as some form of consolation.

    Banning anonymous speech is culturally short-sighted, historically ignorant and politically incendiary. No one but professional loud mouths, professional opinionators, and tenured profs is going to offer a frank opinion on jack lest it be used against them in some unforseen way later in life.

    But it's deeper than that. There's a reason Franklin and Paine published anonymously. Some things need to be said despite what people want to hear. Someone has to play Cassandra. It's hard enough finding the courage to tear yourself away from comforting illusions, adding onto that a tax most ordinary people literally have no way to bear- loss of a job, loss of friends, loss of opportunity- makes truth tellers, anonymous and otherwise, that much more unlikely to emerge. And this in a time when truth tellers are so desperately needed.

    It's really just Common Sense http://www.ushistory.org/paine/commonsense/.

    Too bad Google doesn't have much of that left.

  38. FUCK APPLE GOD DAMN ASSHOLES PATENT ANYTYHING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh wait, this was Google. Well, carry on then! Android 4 lyfe bro!

  39. Don't use Google+ by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

    I still use Gmail for several deterrent accounts and 1 main account. I've been setting these up over the past 3 months or so. So far, The count is up to 8. Google has tried to force them to sign up for Google+, but each time the sign up page presents itself I just close it down and relogin. Until Google makes Google+ mandatory for using their services, this usage pattern will repeat. When that day arrives, I'll pay for my own domain(s) and set up shop over there.

    This whole social aspect of the Internet is mostly about the advertisers getting control again. I lived too long without TV to have that happen again.

  40. Google full of crap by Snaller · · Score: 0

    "'It's important to use your common name,' Google explains in its Google+ ground rules, 'so that the people you want to connect with can find you.'"

    Bullshit, on the order of nazi propaganda. Google wants you to use your real name so they can make more money from me. The people I want to connect with me can easily find me, I mail them a alink - your policies are making people I DON'T want to connect with find me.

    Or it would if I used G+ which I won't. But you've lost your way greedy google.

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  41. Patents have value for many reasons by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    This is the reason Google have patented this. They may or may not have any intention of using it, but someone else might. And that someone else might decide Google is infringing on their patents, so Google unot./se it defensively. Or perhaps another company would like to license it. Or perhaps they never use it. Or they might change their mind about their policies.

    Even though it's most likely this patent will never be used, patents are so cheap that it's still worth patenting everything just on the off-chance.

  42. Everyone rapes your privacy except for PB. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PlainBoards.com. Spread the word. This needs to get big.

  43. We The Sheep Should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..start our own, anonymous/pseudonymous "hidden" internet. Do everything on hidden TOR services (or maybe even something better). No doubt the gobbermint will be pissed off. They will smear it as Child Pornography (which is actually a codeword of the elite and has little to do with kiddie sex-pics). Or Terrorism. Or Money Laundering. Or War on Drugs.

    I do think Mr Romney is an idiot as he support Jewish warmongering, but he spoke the truth when he said that 50% of Americans are on the government teat. The whole western world is enslaving itself to government taxation, control and handouts to an excessive degree. The whole commercial "cloud" thing is part of this route into the Sinkhole Of Oppression.

    If you dislike it, use TOR, use a search engine like YaCY and send encrpyted emails via pseudonymous email accounts. Yandex still offers email without the need to have it verified by telephone. And it works from TOR.

    Did you notice the Bankster site economist.com does not allow for postings from TOR exit routers ? The Bilderbergs have grown cautios.

  44. Re: while ________ still knows who you are by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm confused. Why doesn't AOL have colossal prior art on this?

    They had a Master Account system with subsidiary names. For those who are too young and need to Get Off Your Lawn, it was Dad who had the Master account, and then we young'uns had all the subsidiary names. (Sometimes several per person!) This was fairly important for RP in the Red Dragon Inn, etc. I hadn't gotten into bulletin boards by then, but it still held. But if you got too nasty, one of the Moderators would report you, and it would trickle up the food chain.

    So not knowing Patentese, how did poor ol' faded glory AOL not even get a few bucks of licensing rights?

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  45. Oh, good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo Mail has had this for years.

    That's only one example.

  46. Why bother when you can by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Informative
    autofill from the Fake Name Generator ?

    Ms. Concepcion L. Garcia
    1769 Clearview Drive
    Centennial, CO 80111
    Phone: 303-721-9441
    DOB: October 31, 1929
    Email Address: ConcepcionLGarcia@teleworm.us
    (etc)

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    1. Re:Why bother when you can by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Amazon thinks my US address is Wrigley Field...

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    2. Re:Why bother when you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, at least if you want a new gmail account, this will not work. They demand a working mobile phone number to which they send a text message for validation. And trouble me at least once a month on my existing gmail accounts for a mobile phone number. I've told them no till I'm blue in the fucking face. They just keep asking and hoping I'll give them that juicy little demographic detail.

      Remember Google as the "do no evil" company? What a fucking joke.

  47. What exactly is being patented here? by DL117 · · Score: 2

    I just read through the patent and I can't make head or tail of what exactly is being patented. The best I can tell is some sort of system that has multiple identities that it shows to different people depending on your relationship.

    And if it's difficult to tell what is being patented should it really be patented?

    1. Re:What exactly is being patented here? by stevejf · · Score: 2

      I just read through the patent and I can't make head or tail of what exactly is being patented. The best I can tell is some sort of system that has multiple identities that it shows to different people depending on your relationship.

      And if it's difficult to tell what is being patented should it really be patented?

      Claim language can be confusing, as the need for repeating terms makes reading a claim very clunky. The specification (written description) is always secondary to claim language when you're talking about what is covered by the patent. It's useful for claim interpretation and defining scope, but the claims are the name of the game. Here's the first independent claim of the Google patent:

      1. A computer-implemented method for generating a plurality of personas for an account of a first user of a social network performed on one or more computing devices, the method comprising: receiving, using the one or more computing devices, information for the plurality of personas from the first user, wherein the information comprises a name, a representation, and a visibility level for each persona in the plurality of personas; associating the information for the plurality of personas to the account of the first user; associating a particular persona of the plurality of personas with a second user on the social network, the second user being distinct from the first user; receiving a selection of one of the plurality of personas from the first user; determining, using the one or more computing devices, an appearance of the selected persona based at least in part on the visibility level and representation of the selected persona; and providing the determined appearance for display.

      Based on a quick read, its a method for generating different profiles based on the user account preferences and that user's relationship with another user viewing the profile. The very earliest possible priority date on this is 2010: "This application is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 13/219,398 filed Aug. 26, 2011 and entitled "Social Computing Personas for Protecting Identity in Online Social Interactions," which claims priority under 35 U.S.C. .sctn.119(e) to U.S. Provisional Patent Application No. 61/526,567, filed on Aug. 23, 2010, entitled "Social Computing Personas for Protecting Identity in Online Social Interactions" which is herein incorporated by reference in its entirety."

      I have absolutely no idea, even after reading through some of the file history, how they got around privacy settings/public vs. private profile features, which have been around for quite some time.

  48. Re:1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    You're an intern at the White House?!

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  49. Intentional? by man_ls · · Score: 1

    If Google is intending to stamp out online anonymity entirely, patenting the process by which people can be more easily be made anonymous seems like it would be a good way to force the market in that direction. All they have to do is refuse to license the patent, and litigate infringing companies and competing social networks, and suddenly the Google and the NSA are handed a great gift in that everyone's online identity will be tied to their real one.

  50. Ok thats it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm changing my name to Anonymous Coward....

  51. Its you! by sinij · · Score: 1

    This is why we are getting unending stream of FBI agents, bill collectors, and brides abandoned at the altar streaming to out home! Damn you!

  52. Necessity: Mother of invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google actually needed the anonymity engine to help promote its products in on-line forums and to allow customer support representatives to avoid revealing their true identity and to assume personal characteristics of other cultures.

  53. My Real Name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the nice things about having used a pseudonym since 1996, is that is actually becomes your identity.

    At least so far as Google+ is concerned.

    I imagine their crawlers skitter through the net, looking up my "name", and find everything going back sixteen years on Usenet and more. So my pseudonym never gets flagged as potentially false.

    And even if it does, I can just use a fake driver's license generator to "verify" my identity. Done and dusted.

    I'm posting this as AC, because although I can jump through hoops to do that fake verification, I'd rather not have to do it.

  54. patent system broken -- news at 11 by epine · · Score: 1

    At any company that's ever designed or manufactured a cell phone, the modern doctrine is "patent first, ask questions later".

    The idea that any such corporation would ratify their patent application stream against their patent-pending portfolio under any metric of superficial common sense (common sense is always superficial) is beneath the dignity of nerds anywhere, except on a slow news day, or at a once-proud page view hamster wheel and troll feeder.

  55. It's come along way... by johnsnails · · Score: 1

    [quote]So does Google now believe that there's a genuine 'risk of disclosing a user's real identity'?[/quote] Beat that siri, bet you don't have emotional opinions

  56. Running on empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google+ requires a real (sounding) name? And people are deep into the throes of despair over it. I'm sorry but I have completely run out of rodent nether parts and therefore cannot give a rat's ass about their demand. I note however that they have become a worthy competitor to the Evil Empire of Redmond and will have to be watched, carefully.
    Damn, I thought I had a fake name around here for /. but can't find it.

  57. Re: while ________ still knows who you are by Theaetetus · · Score: 2

    I'm confused. Why doesn't AOL have colossal prior art on this?

    They had a Master Account system with subsidiary names. For those who are too young and need to Get Off Your Lawn, it was Dad who had the Master account, and then we young'uns had all the subsidiary names. (Sometimes several per person!) This was fairly important for RP in the Red Dragon Inn, etc. I hadn't gotten into bulletin boards by then, but it still held. But if you got too nasty, one of the Moderators would report you, and it would trickle up the food chain.

    So not knowing Patentese, how did poor ol' faded glory AOL not even get a few bucks of licensing rights?

    Oh, I remember the Red Dragon Inn well... I was one of the "hosts" for a few years in the mid-90s. But anyway, here's claim 1 of the patent:

    1. A computer-implemented method for generating a plurality of personas for an account of a first user of a social network performed on one or more computing devices, the method comprising:
    receiving, using the one or more computing devices, information for the plurality of personas from the first user, wherein the information comprises a name, a representation, and a visibility level for each persona in the plurality of personas;
    associating the information for the plurality of personas to the account of the first user;
    associating a particular persona of the plurality of personas with a second user on the social network, the second user being distinct from the first user;
    receiving a selection of one of the plurality of personas from the first user;
    determining, using the one or more computing devices, an appearance of the selected persona based at least in part on the visibility level and representation of the selected persona; and
    providing the determined appearance for display.

    I've italicized claim elements that I don't remember AOL having. Even if you interpreted the multiple AOL screennames as "a plurality of personas" each having their own "name", there wasn't any sort of representation or visibility level, nor did AOL determine an appearance of the persona based on the visibility level and representation.

    So, AOL doesn't anticipate the patent... However, it could potentially be combined with other prior art to show that this claim is obvious. I'd look at Facebook's different visibility settings for profile items depending on how another user is related to you. That's probably a closer place to start anyway.

  58. Posting Anonymolusly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sue me now!

  59. Re:Exactly why I'm not on Google+ (Please Read) by AlabamaCajun · · Score: 1

    No Google- for me. or face page. (Big Brothers). I dumped my g+ when they just suspended account. Guess what most of the spam stopped coming to my account. And now when I go on you tube, I don't see all those soft porn flicks they stuff in between "detecting neutrinos" and "Lectures on the standard physics model". I don't see the service lasting more than another year then fading. I also noticed email from my twitter account stopped coming in and a yellow bar stating your email is not working popped up. When I sent an email to twitter help I got a nasty gram back about not deliverable. I checked the headers and server spew and there it was mx,google.com refused connection. Google actually blocked mail coming from twitter so I had to change my email addy which was successful.

  60. Re:Google makes Google+ mandatory by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    What's precisely so special about gmail, now that there are all of these hidden downsides lurking?

    I'm giggling because I've been a yahoo mail user for some 8 years, and while dear ol' Yahoo isn't doing all that great, Yahoo Is Not Google (YING?) so they aren't too deeply hooked to anything else and I don't see these kinds of stories about them.

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  61. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Or is this just a case of Google's left hand not knowing what its right hand is patenting?"

    Google, as the do-no-evil company is a joke. Everyone knows that. There's an evil hand at play too at a high level.

  62. And people wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we hippy liberals hate the corporations. Here, this corporation has single handedly taken our right to online anonymity away. If you want to be anonymous online you can only use sites who pay google for the patent. If no one agrees to do that then you will no longer be allowed, by a single corporate entity, to be anonymous online.

  63. Google Buzz... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    provided me with a guy who's now been stalking me for more than two years and recently moved across the country into my neighborhood. Google can go nasty word itself...

  64. google = EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, just when I sort of started to like Google they proved once more they are pure evil. What they are trying to do is a BIG evil, as big as patenting the internetz. Shame on all those smart developers that work there.

  65. It's just business by Kimomaru · · Score: 1

    Google knows full well that there are good reasons for people to use pen names, we've reached a point where even your web searches can be directly associated with your ID in real life. So, whatever tickles your fancy in your private life can be wide open in a job interview - goodbye private life. It's the ultimate hypocrysy when Google says, "you can be anonymous to everyone else, just not to us." What a mess, the options a person has when they've filed a restraining order or just want to ask a stupid question in a newsgroup have slowly been dwindling to almost nothing. Do not use Facebook, Twitter, Google, or any other service that REQUIRES the use of a real name.

  66. Re: while ________ still knows who you are by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

    Hello? The patent system is completely broken. Film at 11.

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  67. Not what it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like google wants to block anyone from offering this rather than using the patent to allow others to do so.

  68. *Sigh* USPTO is beyond repair, by TheRealLifeboy · · Score: 1

    How in the whole freakin' rational universe can this type of thing be patented?? I think I'll patent "flatulation while seated without audible disturbance" and then prevent guys all over from doing that. It's more inventive than this totally ridiculous patent (and for that matter most of the patents that the USPTO grants these days)

  69. nothing to do here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, everybody move to shadownet.