Canadian Spying Case Proves Floppy Drive Isn't Dead Yet
An anonymous reader writes "The details of a Canadian spying case are coming to light, including the method of copying the sensitive data from the 'secured' computer linking five countries and the Russian handlers: Copy Data into Notepad; Save File to Floppy Drive; USB Key; ???; Profit! For $3000/mo in prepaid credit cards and wire transfers."
you're doing the underpants gnomes joke wrong.
an hero.
Jack Harris, the NDP's defence critic told the CBC: "Canadians need to know how a Canadian naval officer could walk in and out of one of the most secure places in Canada, Trinity, with a thumb drive. You can't walk out of a diamond mine with diamonds in your pocket."
The modern day equivalent is sneaking out integrated circuits and other high dollar, but small electronics from various places in the distribution chain.
But frankly, the fact that they aren't blowing billions of dollars on having bases in the Middle East, supporting an "ally" that stabs them in the back every chance they get while still doing things that stir up trouible - like stealing other people's land, and the fact that I've never heard protestors in a Muslim country yell, "Death to Cananda!" or a Latin/South American say something bad about a Canadian.
If it weren't for us, the US, I bet their lives would be much more peaceful.
I'll take their problems anyday.
STONEGHOST (fka Intelink-C) is the joined classified intelligent of Canada, US, UK, Australia. Wait I thought BBC said there were 5 "eyes"...
The Bering Sea is between Alaska and Russia. What are the Canadians doing with that information?
Because the floppy drive was used once, suddenly it's not a dead technology?
What do I know, I'm just an idiot, right?
In other news, most governments systems are either accessed by so many people, or so antiquated, as to make this kind of thing easy. The Canadians could do a lot worse than following some basic advice on keeping hold of their sensitive information!
http://360is.blogspot.co.uk/2011/02/wikileaks-lessons-for-uk-information.html
AG
TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
Effective immediately, all documents must be at least 1.46 MB in size.
- The mgmt
P.S. Nobody even THINK about installing PKZIP, k?
Spying on Sarah Palin's house.
Canada and the US have several joint RADAR installations in the arctic.
Can we all agree that the penis measuring game that is military worship is played out and out dated for 2012?
In World War II, the influx of volunteer Canadian pilots kept the RAF from being attritted into nothingness during the Battle of Britain. On D-Day, the Canadians at Juno Beach faced stiffer resistance than any other beachhead except Omaha - by day's end they had penetrated deeper into France than any of the other four beachheads. Later, it was the Canadians who drove the German Fifteenth Army, at that time the last fully cohesive German unit in the region, off their superbly-fortified position overlooking (and denying naval access to) the port of Antwerp, which the Allies desperately needed for supplies and which the British had failed to open.
You can joke all you want, but you seriously don't want to fuck with the Canadian military (and no, I'm not Canadian).
Everything is better with chainsaws.
Almost all ways to peruse digital documents involve a copy to be done somewhere. That copy can be somehow defended against unwanted accesses. But if I am allowed to make a copy-of-the-copy, then security is gone: there's no way to defend the second level copy any more. It doesn't matter whether it's text, a picture, a map, a formula, an MP3 or a digital movie.
Sent as ripples into the electromagnetic field. No single photon has been harmed in the process.
Is it just me or does the author not know what false flag means?
Well put, Antipater. Nice to see someone who studies real history, not just the US classroom version!
Although, you could have mentioned how we kicked Yankee arse in 1812.....
Dear Canadian Fan.
Have you ever heard of the Dieppe Raid?
Sincerely,
A Canadian
He had access to Stone Ghost: "It's a computer system that links the five eyes. The five eyes are the United States, Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Canada. All their information is shared on the Stone Ghost computer." (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/10/10/ns-delisle-spy-hearing.html) So it's not just Canadian secrets.
You forgot to mention Dieppe.
(Or maybe you didn't forget.)
Actually we did have quite a large quantity of maple syrup stolen from our reserves a month ago:
http://i.imgur.com/2nnZJ.jpg [imgur.com]
This piece of shit sold out my country for a lousy $3000 a month?
You and what army?
Oh yeah, the British army. Never underestimate the effect that a core of well trained profession soldiers can have on battles that would have otherwise been militias and conscripts.
All my sensitive files are exactly 1.45MB.
Sounds like the Canadian classroom version is just an offshoot of the European classroom.
War in the Pacific? Never heard of it, but (X Country) was obviously the reason the war in Europe was won!
Well put, Antipater. Nice to see someone who studies real history, not just the snarky pop culture whore version!
FTFY.
Although, you could have mentioned how we kicked Yankee arse in 1812.....
Canada wasn't a country until 1867.
We'll liberate you yet, don't worry. Most of you have placed yourself in easy reach along the border already... :)
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
no, for sure, you must be a german *g
The Canadians (well, really the British) won because they successfully repulsed the US invasion.
The US won because they stopped the retaliatory British attacks (ask why the White House is white).
The only losers were the North American natives.
Waste a modpoint on me. You only make me more powerful. (Think about that statement.)
I suppose if we mod you up...
Q: What does an old computer and an old prostitute have in common?
A: They both take 3.5inch floppies!
Well, since Canada and the US happen to be allies, Canada happens to have information on the whereabouts of a great deal of US forces. They're privy to details on NATO missions also. Canada could be just an easier way to spy on the US.
I think the Polish and New Zealander's would like to discuss who "kept the RAF from being attritted into nothingness". And I'm pretty sure the British would not consider having around 1900 of their 2350 pilots left at the end of the Battle of Britain as being "attritted into nothingness".
I don't see how triumphant and selective reporting of war time events is any better coming from Canadians than it is from Americans.
The article is wrong. Grep the CBC article for 'thumb drive'. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/10/10/ns-delisle-spy-hearing.html
And that could possibly be only because Broc died. He had supported Tecumseh in his bid for 'nationhood', but got himself killed in a battle. His superiors were not as grateful to the native leader as the guy who was fighting alongside them was. However, what would one generals belief do in London? It's unclear.
Nope, we don't forget. What you might think of as a defeat, we think of as a sacrifice. A sacrifice for the greater good, without the pomp and the ceremony and the breast beating. http://www.globalnews.ca/dieppe+uncovered/6442694158/story.html
you fucking yankies are dropping in reading skills too
You got to HAVE some reading skills before you can drop them...
It's only mostly dead.
Canada wasn't a country until 1867.
Canada became a Dominion in 1867.
Damn Yankee whippersnappers...
We'll liberate you yet, don't worry. Most of you have placed yourself in easy reach along the border already... :)
Are you really so naive?? 95+% of our 35m people (err, shock troopers hardened in the north working as jumberjacks and hunting bears with knives to survive or skinning beaver tails) is within 100km of the border. When an order is given, these troops will sweep down to the Gulf, only pausing for a minute to burn the whitehouse twice.
Easy access goes both ways, eh? :) No wander US gov't is freaking out and spending billions on the northern border.
CAPTCHA: decimate
It was a defeat and a sacrifice. If they had met their objectives it would have been a victory and a sacrifice. If they had committed suicide it would have been just a sacrifice. As it was, they had every intention of winning but failed to do so.
When the time comes, the US will take over Canada by sending letters to the heads of all the provinces. The letter will read something like Congratulations, you are now the governor of the great state of X. Please forward all tax revenue to the IRS at the following address.
Letters will also be sent to the members of parliament offering them time shares in Florida.
It could be years before the average Canadian figures out their country has been taken over.
I believe Dieppe was in WWI, didn't we lose that one, or was it we won, but the losses were so agrevious?
Also on the WWI front, so far as Canadians go, Billy Bishop was a WWI fighter ace that was Canadian. Not only did he have more kills than anyone else (in the entire war from any country), it wasn't even close. Everyone hears about the "Red Baron" but he couldn't hold a candle to Billy's accomplishments (I believe it was something like 50+ planes, just looked it up 72!). He also had the distinction of actually surviving the war.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bishop
It could be years before the average Canadian figures out their country has been taken over.
It won't take long to figure it out actually. When we see President Romney addressing the nation on TV and our currency all looks the same again we'll know immediately the huge mistake we've made.
Dieppe was World War 2, not World War 1. And Bishop's 72 victories puts him at #4 in the war, and #2 of those who survived. The Red Baron had 80, and France's Rene Fonck (who also survived) had 75.
Everything is better with chainsaws.
Can we all agree that the penis measuring game that is military worship is played out and out dated for 2012?
No.
shock troopers hardened in the north working as jumberjacks and hunting bears with knives to survive
I thought canadians hunted bears with only their cocks to survive.
And we'll just play Celine Dion through our south-facing LRAD units deployed along the border.
We are more than ready to accept your pre-emptive surrender.
We just want to make sure the STAYS there!
Red Baron the video game as a learning tool must have lied to me! Maybe it generated stats from the game, I thought they were historical... (or maybe it was made in Canada...)
As for Dieppe, I blame our troops wearing the same sort of helmets in both war film footage!
Can we all agree that the penis measuring game that is military worship is played out and out dated for 2012?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vxDDcTc64c
Heh... except for the fact that Canada had both U-Boats in the St. Lawrence and Japanese off of Vancouver Island... and took hits on both shores. The PTO was part of WWII, but not one Canada was really fighting in... after all, Canada wasn't being threatened in any way by Japan until after Pearl Harbour -- and by that point the US was already in full swing and needed no help. Of course, Canadian scientists were still busy helping the US with weapons, intel, perimiter defense, etc -- but since this isn't troops, it doesn't tend to make the history books.
Although, you could have mentioned how we kicked Yankee arse in 1812.....
Canada wasn't a country until 1867.
We'll liberate you yet, don't worry. Most of you have placed yourself in easy reach along the border already... :)
Try it. We'll just march down to D.C. and burn down the White House... again. :)
My favourite is the one where American's thing that they saved the U.K. from invasion by Germany. Sorry to disappoint but operation Sea Lion was permanently postponed on the 17th September 1940 months before for the USA entered the war and thanks to Ultra we knew it was postponed.
Go read the wikipedia page on Operation Sea Lion to see why an invasion of Great Britain was realistically outwith the reach of the Germans at any point.
It could be years before the average Canadian figures out their country has been taken over.
Wait, what??? When did that happen?
licet differant, aequabitur
Gross negligence on behalf of the tech staff. Disabling ports and drives is basic level security stuff.
Don't forget Vimy Ridge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimy_Ridge
An important aspect to this victory where everyone else had failed was due to Lieutenant-General Sir Julian Byng breaking down class barriers. He included the lower ranking soldier in the battle planning and supplied them with maps and other things that were NOT standard practice in those days.
The PTO was part of WWII, but not one Canada was really fighting in... after all, Canada wasn't being threatened in any way by Japan until after Pearl Harbour -- and by that point the US was already in full swing and needed no help
Pearl Harbor was in 1941. 1942 was the darkest year of the war for the Allies. The US was not "in full swing" until mid 1943.
There was a significant campaign in Alaska in 1942-1943, including a major amphibious invasion (Attu) and a major naval battle (Komandorski Islands). I don't know to what extent the Canadians participated in the earlier actions, but there were over 5000 Canadian troops, including some elite units, in the invasion force for Kiska.
It would be fair to say that Canadian help was of less potential use in the PTO, not from lack of ability -- given the superb record of the Canadian troops -- but rather because Australia and New Zealand were already making major commitments in that area, also had superb troops, and were much closer to the majority of the action. Stopping the Japanese in the PTO was a joint effort by many nations.
It is interesting to note that Australian militia units, not regular army, were tasked with slowing down the Japanese in New Zealand, as the regular army troops had been committed to the African desert and Malaysia, and were not immediately available due to the time it would take to get them shipped back to the South West Pacific.
My favourite is the one where American's thing that they saved the U.K. from invasion by Germany. Sorry to disappoint but operation Sea Lion was permanently postponed on the 17th September 1940 months before for the USA entered the war and thanks to Ultra we knew it was postponed
You over-simplify, like many Americans do in reverse.
Ultimately, the Germans were unsuccessful in defeating the RAF during 1940 more as a result of the short range of their fighters than any other single reason. The Allies faced exactly the same problem later in the war, and developed long range fighter technology to solve it. These long range fighters shattered the Luftwaffe and made the D-Day invasion possible.
It's not an unreasonable assumption to suppose the Germans would have eventually been able to develop the same technology, had they not been distracted. Improving their drop tank technology might have been a simple way to start -- that's not an area I know much about, so I can't be specific.
Consider how much technology the German's managed to develop later in the war despite being bombed around the clock ...
The same is true for developing effective air-dropped naval torpedoes and armor piercing bombs, especially with the potential for technology transfers from Italy, which was already starting to deploy the superb Sparviero torpedo bomber during the same time as the 1940 "Battle of Britain".
The Germans were distracted by the threat from Russia, primarily by the Russian threat to Germany's single oil supply, see Viktor Suvorov's book on Stalin for details.
It is also worth remembering that Britain, with its many Victorian-era industries, and a long history of poor labor-management relations, had extremely serious problems with producing high technology in the quantities needed for the war (which consumed equipment at prodigious rates). For example, a large percentage of critical components for the Spitfire and Hurricane fighters and other high technology systems came from overseas sources, including the USA. Britain could produce these components, it just couldn't do so in large enough quantities. British military historian Corelli Barnett wrote a book on this, "The Audit of War", that provides more details.
I'm not going to discuss the war at sea, except to note that at one point Britain came within a few weeks of running out of aviation gasoline, and the USA was playing an important role both in fighting the war at sea and in shipping fuel to Britain. In fact, so many tankers were required that the US battleship fleet (reconstituted after Pearl Harbor) was unable to participate in the fight against the Japanese for a long time as there weren't enough tankers left to supply the British, the US Navy battleships, and the US Navy aircraft carriers. The US Navy decided the carriers were more valuable ...
Thus, in the short term, Britain was able to defend itself, but over the long term, Britain's survival depended not only on the undeniable courage and skill of her own people (plus the Free French, the Poles, the Canadians, and so forth), but also upon the involvement of other powers, including a massive and critical contribution by the USA. World War 2 was a team effort.
"The only serious threat to Canada is the USA and that war would be over rather quickly, so why bother with a huge military to defend against that?"
Agreed, considering Canada has already repulsed invasions from the southern border twice, so it could probably do it a third time even easier... :-)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Canada_(1775)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812#Invasions_of_Upper_and_Lower_Canada.2C_1812
Those who, like in Canada, invest mainly in intrinsic security and mutual security are generally in a much more secure position over the long term than those who foolishly invest mainly in extrinsic and unilateral security like sadly has been the recent custom of those to the immediate south of Canada.
http://www.pdfernhout.net/recognizing-irony-is-a-key-to-transcending-militarism.html
A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.