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Paypal Slips 'No Class Action' Clause Into Policy Update

First time accepted submitter Guru80 writes "PayPal recently posted a new Policy Update which includes changes to the PayPal User Agreement. The update to the User Agreement is effective November 1, 2012 and contains several changes, including changes that affect how claims you and PayPal have against each other are resolved. You will, with limited exception, be required to submit claims you have against PayPal to binding and final arbitration, unless you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate (Section 14.3) by December 1, 2012. Unless you opt out: (1) you will only be permitted to pursue claims against PayPal on an individual basis, not as a plaintiff or class member in any class or representative action or proceeding and (2) you will only be permitted to seek relief (including monetary, injunctive, and declaratory relief) on an individual basis. With so many privacy policies changing to include such wording, does it really hold any weight if some obscure and buried opt-out option isn't checked?"

294 comments

  1. Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Could this possibly hold up in court? Isn't it our right to sue?

    1. Re:Legal? by Moblaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have the right to remain silent.

    2. Re:Legal? by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Class Action Lawsuits are often a big scam by the lawyers for them to make millions of dollars. While the "victims" (A mix of people who were actually a victim, and people who seem to meet the criteria but never really had a problem, but wants a few bucks) get their check for ten bucks.

      Yes there are some good Class Actions out there, but most of them are just lawyers grabbing for money. After all is said and done. The company lost a lot of money, which could have gone to making things better earlier, and new jobs. And the real victims get joke change.

      Non-Class actions where each victim has a separate suite can be more profitable to the victim, and causes the company to change before such suits become more common.

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    3. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Could this possibly hold up in court? Isn't it our right to sue?

      The supreme court ruled in April 2011 that not only can they require you to agree to not form a class action, but they can also require you to mediate all claims in forced binding arbitration (basically, a parallel court system bought and sold by corporations).

      It was a 5-4 decision, and pretty much every agreement is now including this boilerplate legal text. They don't even HAVE to offer an opt-out. AT&T started it, followed up by all cell phone carriers, Sony, Microsoft, Ebay, etc etc etc.

      The mere fact that the decision was split shows that even the justices don't know what rights there ought to be, and, unfortunately, the opinion of 5 of them means that corporations now have the right to collude against the consumer. After all, if everyone does it, the consumer has no choice.

    4. Re:Legal? by afidel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, in both AT&T Mobility LLC v. Conception and CompuCredit Corp. v. Greenwood the court has reinforced that you may enter into a contract which gives away your right to a jury of your peers for civil matters. Only in cases of outright fraud, either in the creation of the agreement or in the arbitration process will the courts intervene.

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    5. Re:Legal? by qbast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Class Action Lawsuits are often a big scam by the lawyers for them to make millions of dollars. While the "victims" (A mix of people who were actually a victim, and people who seem to meet the criteria but never really had a problem, but wants a few bucks) get their check for ten bucks.

      The point is not to give victims money, but to force company to change its illegal practices. And as usual with companies, best incentive is money and lots of it.

      Yes there are some good Class Actions out there, but most of them are just lawyers grabbing for money. After all is said and done. The company lost a lot of money, which could have gone to making things better earlier, and new jobs. And the real victims get joke change.

      Well, if things reached the point where class action is needed, then obviously company did not make things better earlier.

      Non-Class actions where each victim has a separate suite can be more profitable to the victim, and causes the company to change before such suits become more common.

      Very funny. Almost nobody will sue separately, because bankrupting yourself on lawyer fees is not exactly rational thing to do when company cheated you out of $100.

    6. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The victims often get nothing, and instead their cut goes to a charity.

    7. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *IANAL* of course.

      Not everything written in a cout agreement will hold up in court, if/when tested. For example, you can't write an agreement that expressly violates laws. In particular, the purpose of class action suits is exactly to allow group action where individual "wrongs" are not large enough to prosecute, but combined are sufficiently big. Trying to circumvent the law the way PayPal is doing is by itself probably a good ground for a class action suit (but got to wait until some actual harm is done, afaik) :)

    8. Re:Legal? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      PayPal's time is passing anyway.

      Bank Of America had a commercial last night proclaiming they have the same money-passing capabilities. There's also PopMoney, which has just started up and is signing up banks left, right, and sidewise, so they can integrate the same functionality into their own services (and apparently it allows you to use it even w/o your bank participating).

      I'm guessing that eventually, aside from eBay, PayPal will eventually become obsolete.

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    9. Re:Legal? by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Informative

      Could this possibly hold up in court? Isn't it our right to sue?

      This isn't legal in the various provinces/territories of Canada. Each has their own CPA(consumer protection act), but each act pretty much has a section that says you can not be forced to waive any legal right.

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    10. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Class Action Lawsuits are often a big scam by the lawyers for them to make millions of dollars. While the "victims" (A mix of people who were actually a victim, and people who seem to meet the criteria but never really had a problem, but wants a few bucks) get their check for ten bucks.

      Yes there are some good Class Actions out there, but most of them are just lawyers grabbing for money. After all is said and done. The company lost a lot of money, which could have gone to making things better earlier, and new jobs. And the real victims get joke change.

      Non-Class actions where each victim has a separate suite can be more profitable to the victim, and causes the company to change before such suits become more common.

      You Sir have a real problem understanding the rationale for a class action. It is not there to make the victims milionaires. It is there as a way to inflict punitive damages to a corporation.
      Without class actions it becomes almost impossible for a single guy to "fight" against the wrong doings of a corporation. Think about the tabacco industry and where we would be without class actions suits against them. Taking away this tool was one of the most brain dead decisions the justice system ever made.
      Those who are against class action as a puntive tool against corporations are either idiots (genuine idiots) or bought off by corporations.

    11. Re:Legal? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Could this possibly hold up in court? Isn't it our right to sue?

      The supreme court ruled in April 2011 that not only can they require you to agree to not form a class action, but they can also require you to mediate all claims in forced binding arbitration (basically, a parallel court system bought and sold by corporations).

      It was a 5-4 decision, and pretty much every agreement is now including this boilerplate legal text. They don't even HAVE to offer an opt-out. AT&T started it, followed up by all cell phone carriers, Sony, Microsoft, Ebay, etc etc etc.

      The mere fact that the decision was split shows that even the justices don't know what rights there ought to be, and, unfortunately, the opinion of 5 of them means that corporations now have the right to collude against the consumer. After all, if everyone does it, the consumer has no choice.

      Let me guess... Paypal gets to choose the arbitrator?

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    12. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Paypal, for your opinion on the new one-way clause in your agreement, which is nicely hidden.

      Class action suites make more money for the lawyers, than the plaintiffs, but are effective punishment for the misdeeds of the corporation.

      Paypal seems to need to be inoculated against the disease of customer dissatisfaction. What are they planning to do to their customer base, which they're concerned will result in a class-action suit?

    13. Re:Legal? by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If a company cheated you out of $100 just go to small claims court, no lawyer needed and in most states no lawyers allowed. Of course filing fees and your time make small claims court mostly a waste for $100, but for say $500 it's an option.

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    14. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class Action Lawsuits are often a big scam by the lawyers for them to make millions of dollars. While the "victims" (A mix of people who were actually a victim, and people who seem to meet the criteria but never really had a problem, but wants a few bucks) get their check for ten bucks.

      Yes there are some good Class Actions out there, but most of them are just lawyers grabbing for money. After all is said and done. The company lost a lot of money, which could have gone to making things better earlier, and new jobs. And the real victims get joke change...

      I would wholeheartedly agree with the value-add of class-action lawsuits here, but please do not sit here and blindly assume that a company that didn't spend money on litigation would have somehow spent it on making their (obviously shitty) product better or safer. Chances are it would have been absorbed into executive-level bonuses, not re-distributed into the better of the company or product.

    15. Re:Legal? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Informative

      That doesn't make it right to ban them though.

      Frankly I'm amazed the law in the US even allows them to do this. In the UK contracts cannot take away your legal rights, including the right to take legal action.

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    16. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hi! Welcome to the real world, where people don't have an extra 40 hours of time to pursue a $500 claim.

    17. Re:Legal? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      So I am curious, who would a company send to small claims court, if not one of their lawyers? It's not like they're going to send the CEO...

    18. Re:Legal? by afidel · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it takes 40 hours? Go down to court, file the paperwork, should take 30 minutes then show up on your appointed date and time which should take under 4 hours. Like I said for $100 it doesn't make sense but for around $500 it makes sense for anyone making under ~$250k a year which is almost everyone.

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    19. Re:Legal? by no-body · · Score: 2

      BS! - you live in Arizona and want so sue a NY company in small claims court there for $ 100 or $ 500.

      AFAIK, you'll have to sue in the same state's/county small claims court.

      Also - my experience with a big wig Co in small claims court - their attorneys did not appear, known to Court Clerk, they PHONED IN and settled!
      But I never got the court/process cost refunded because the Co. closed their local branch.

    20. Re:Legal? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Obsolete? Probably not, since they are just duplicating it's functionality. Out of business due to competition? Quite possibly, if PayPal's service cannot compete due to their terms.

      On the other hand, do we think that these other entities are not also going to have to deal with the same problems that PayPal has? In what way would they deal with the same problems differently?

    21. Re:Legal? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Generally a low level officer, aka store or regional manager for a retail outlet or the equivalent for other business types. The courts will generally be more favorable towards the corporation if the person representing them had some part in the dispute with the customer so they can offer some insight into what the corporation has done to avoid the case taking the courts time.

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    22. Re:Legal? by Shagg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The US government is a wholly owned subsidiary of the US corporations. Are you really that amazed?

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    23. Re:Legal? by Shagg · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if Paypal was the arbitrator.

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    24. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You cannot sign away your legal rights except for some very specific reasons. Like joining the military, jail time, company secrets, etc. This is a perfect example of an unconscionable clause to a contract. That is, one no one who knew what was going on would ever sign this contract if they had another choice. It would be like if you went to buy a car and had to sign something saying you'd only buy gas/service/parts/etc from the dealership or they have the right to take your car back, and suddenly all dealerships did it.

      The supreme court didn't rule on whether or not it was conscionable, they just ruled on whether or not it was enforceable. There's actually NOTHING stopping you from a class action against them anyway, because you can terminate the contract at any time. But if you intend to do business with them in the future, you probably don't want to do that.

    25. Re:Legal? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Well for one, as banks they're a bit more regulated...

      But I do see your point as far as facing similar problems.

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    26. Re:Legal? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 2

      You have to sue in the state where the crime/offense occurred. That is not where it was mailed from, it is where it was ordered and received.

      Reality is the NY company will not show up, get a default judgement (IF you know the proper way to ask for it, otherwise the judge will say there is nothing he can do if the defendant doesn't show up) and nothing will happen. Maybe, if you are lucky they will pay an in state lawyer who will show up, and request continuances until you do not show up, the then default goes against you.

      The entire system is ALWAYS rigged for businesses and lawyers, period.

      If by some miniscule chance you and the company get before a judge, he will totally ignore any resemblance to law and always side with the company. If you wanted to argue legal facts for real, you would not have gone to small claims court in the first place, but instead paid a lot for a lawyer and demanded a real trial!

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    27. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, welcome to the real world where it doesn't take 40 hours to file a small claim.

    28. Re:Legal? by Nikker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sounds great.

      I guess the first step is to call customer service, they give you the run around and basically laugh you off.

      Second step is to ask for a manager who you never really get to speak to but maybe get to leave a voice mail or email to some generic mail box that in turn tells you the same thing but more cordially of course.

      Now you either just give up because you've spent 10+ hrs time on hold and 2+ hrs on the phone trying to get transferred to the "Right Person(TM)" or you try to take it to the next step, Corporate!

      They send you a canned message citing policy and some obscure paragraph in the 100 page agreement you clicked "Agree" to.

      Even if you still believe you are right now you file a claim in small claims court. You get sent a library of congress sized package outlining why they believe they are right and you are wrong. You feel over whelmed and retain a lawyer to see the best course of action for a small fee of a couple grand. The lawyer says it will also cost an additional fee to read the mountain of paper sent and no guarantee but the outlook could be good!

      2 months to the court date just to find out they need another court date because your TOS has changed (you did agree to the new terms last time you logged back in right?). All said and done 2 years later you may get an agreement of %50 of you original claim or settle out of court for %75 if you sign away all your future claim rights. Mean while the lawyer gets to trump up his fees and gets reimbursed 100% and you get $50 of your $100 claim.

      So you think it's more profitable to sue individually? Please explain!

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    29. Re:Legal? by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, yes and no.

      I agree that the lawyers often take advantage of claimants, but this is due to the victims not really understanding the effect of the suit.

      Class action lawsuits are not really designed to compensate the victim in the first place, they just punish the perpetrator. They act as an almost private DoJ.. many of our laws are written in such a way that the police/DoJ/regulators have no authority to actually go after illegal acts, with the only redress being a lawsuit.... I suspect it was supposed to be part of the American 'fate in your own hands' mentality, but really it is a copout of the justice system since really they should be the ones enforcing the laws, not groups of citizens and a team of very hopeful lawyers.

      They do however at least provide SOME counterbalance. Individual victims rarely have the resources to take on companies with dedicated legal teams. Many companies are trying to slip this kind of language into their agreements because unlike individual suits or the DoJ, class action lawsuits actually represent potential legal and economic consequences for poor behavior. With that tool taken away, their incentive to behave is significantly decreased.. esp in cases like paypal which have the weight to be a near monopoly in their domain.... and given the sketchy things paypal has been caught doing (such as simply keeping merchant's money for reasons they are not required to explain) I can see why they would want to shut this avenue down. Now all that will be left is criminal fraud or other violations.. which given how agreeable they have been at cutting money off from people the DoJ does not like but doesn't have a legal case against.. well.. I doubt they are going to be charged any time soon.

    30. Re:Legal? by jythie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Small claims courts near the victim rarely have jurisdiction, esp when dealing with national or transnational companies. Often you have to take time off and travel to a jurisdiction of their choosing and file there, which can quickly cost more then $100.

    31. Re:Legal? by jythie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you seen what they are already doing to their customer base? Ever seen their dispute resolution? It is a black box.... one day your money just disappears and you get an email saying 'we have determined you have violated XYZ, you have no recourse'. I sometimes wonder if they give out bonuses based off how much cash their case workers confiscate.

    32. Re:Legal? by jythie · · Score: 2

      Even if they are not, I imagine that the power of choosing the arbitrator (and the money that goes with it) will be a powerful incentive for the 3rd party to keep them happy with pro-paypal rulings...

    33. Re:Legal? by citizenr · · Score: 2

      PayPal's time is passing anyway.

      Bank Of America had a commercial last night proclaiming they have the same money-passing capabilities. There's also PopMoney, which has just started up and is signing up banks left, right, and sidewise, so they can integrate the same functionality into their own services (and apparently it allows you to use it even w/o your bank participating).

      I'm guessing that eventually, aside from eBay, PayPal will eventually become obsolete.

      Wont happen. Paypal works because of Ebay. If you use Ebay you must use Paypal. We had free effortless one click online payment systems in Europe for years, but we are still forced to using Paypal when we buy crap on Ebay.

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    34. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porgy: Gee Dad, I don't see how you can be both prosecutor and my defense counsel?
      George Tirebiter: Son, that way I can persecute you to the full extent of the law!

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    35. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much that. It's about the same as traffic court when it comes to the judge giving half a shit about your evidence or the facts of the case: your only chance of winning is the odd hope that the other side doesn't show up.

    36. Re:Legal? by jythie · · Score: 1

      Paypal does not need to 'compete'. They have a lock and integration into sites like EBay and Etsy. Alternate payment methods can be as sophisticated as you like, but unless you can convince their 'partners' to drop them (unlikely) then it will probably not take off.

    37. Re:Legal? by jythie · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. banks could never get away with the shady stuff Paypal does, and that gives Paypal a HUGE advantage in the marketplace. And that is saying a lot given the shady things banks CAN get away with... but the legal framework Paypal exists in just wouldn't hold water with banks.. after all, your bank account holds YOUR money. Your Paypal account does not.

    38. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not stopping a clever lawyer from trying to find a bunch of victims, and suing on behalf of all those victims at once. Said lawyer would need to be careful and make each case slightly different, just in case a judge says, "this suit is not valid, and all these other ones, similarly filed and with similar language, are also invalid". I'd do it in two phases, though. A few to smoke out what will pass, then when a successful one makes it through, a deluge of others following along the lines of the successful suit.

      Class action in action, if not in name.

      It's just a return to business law prior to Roosevelt. babble talk about "rule of law" is really code words for "contract law trumps all", including Constitution.

    39. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the Federal Arbitration Act, and despite the clear wording of the statue which requires courts to apply state-based contract law, including the law of unconscionability (i.e. signing away a right without adequate remuneration), the Federal Supreme Court has basically said that all arbitration agreements, even in contracts of adhesion, are valid no matter what.

      There's no a tidal wave coming of companies inserting arbitration clauses in their click-through contracts.

    40. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And... judgements in small claims court are so enforceable, right? Yes, if you're the company, as you have many ways to extract the judgement. If you're the individual? Good luck with that.

    41. Re:Legal? by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the company has any physical assets within the jurisdiction of the courts you can petition the court to demand payment and if they fail to respond the judge can and often will send the sheriff to seize those assets to satisfy the judgement. If the company has no presence in your location then the general solution is to turn it over to a collections agency, most companies will settle with a collections agency quickly as they don't want to have their creditors apprised of them not making good on obligations.

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    42. Re:Legal? by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      IANAL but I believe in the US a contract can't take away your legal rights either. But, anyone can put whatever they want in a contract. It doesn't get tested until it goes to court.

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    43. Re:Legal? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      And that's if you win. If you don't you get to work your entire life to pay off your lawyer (no lawyer is going to take 100$ case on contingency). And if you're really unlucky you get to pay off the corporation's lawyers too.

    44. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      You have it backwards. More are like the movies than most would like to admit. The government is "supposed to" enforce regulations, and the only recourse when the government won't is to sue. If a company harmed 100,000 people for $10 each, no individual would pursue it. If you win, you make no more than $10 for your time and trouble (with actual costs, if you are lucky). But if 100,000 people each harmed for $10 were to get together, then the $1,000,000 case would be worth pursuing. PayPal knows that there are hundreds, if not thousands that they have materially harmed. And so long as they don't collude, there is no fear of court cases.

      The company lost a lot of money, which could have gone to making things better earlier,

      Sure, and alien unicorns could swoop down and give everyone screwed by paypal a winning lottery ticket. Both are just as likely. Companies that make money, keep money. Look at Apple and MS. Both are amassing massive cash reserves. There's nothing they need to spend the money on right now, and no, creating jobs is not on the list of ways to spend the money.

    45. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why do you think it takes 40 hours?

      Because I've done it. How many times have you done it?

    46. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      They get to send a lawyer in at least some cases. I sued a person who was insured, and the small claims court adjoined the insurance company (as they would be paying if I won), and a bar certified lawyer was allowed in a "no lawyers" small claims court to represent the company.

      If they weren't allowed to send in a bar certified lawyer, they'd likely send in a paralegal, or other trained but not certified legal representative.

    47. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I paid a lawyer $200 to get out of $200 in fines. I pled guilty to the first hearing (he said you *never* win in the first one, no matter how right you are). Then appealed. On appeal I won. I got a ticket for "speeding" because I crashed my motorbike on a wet patch of leaves in a corner, after all, if I crashed, I was going too fast. No speed was listed. There were no witnesses. But if I crashed, I had to be guilty of something.

    48. Re:Legal? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      It's not that hard to got issues on state ballots. Maybe what we need is a confusing tapestry of regulations at the state level! Just start up a petition drive and get it on the next ballot that comes up! You might get some opposition from corporations if it shows up on their radar, but there's a decent chance they wouldn't realize what was up until after the election.

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    49. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you can bargain away your legal rights, including to free speech. You bargain your rights away all the time, like your right to your money when you buy something. You can bargain away your right to sue, and even to a jury trial in a criminal case--sort of; I suppose it's not binding until the judge makes it final.

      About the only right you can't bargain away is your right not to be a slave, which the 13th Amendment to the Constitution prevents. And most states prevent you from bargaining away your sexy parts in exchange for cash.

    50. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could this possibly hold up in court? Isn't it our right to sue?

      This isn't legal in the various provinces/territories of Canada. Each has their own CPA(consumer protection act), but each act pretty much has a section that says you can not be forced to waive any legal right.

      I'm a lawyer in BC and I can confirm this is not correct. Parties may agree to resolve disputes by binding arbitration and to oust the jurisdiction of the courts. This is not a waiver of legal rights; this is a valid contractual agreement that has been upheld repeatedly by Canadian courts, including the Supreme Court of Canada.

    51. Re:Legal? by no-body · · Score: 1

      You miss my point - small claims is pointless if your defendant party is not within driving distance and you want your claim to show an adequate profit.

      If by some miniscule chance you and the company get before a judge, he will totally ignore any resemblance to law and always side with the company.

      That's not my experience at all - I found SC judges very reasonable, siding with the small guy.

      If you wanted to argue legal facts for real, you would not have gone to small claims court in the first place, but instead paid a lot for a lawyer and demanded a real trial!

      You can't go to a regular court below a certain amount of a claim - $ 5000 or so, that's the SC court limit - so what's your point here in connection with SC?

      IMO: total airhead response!

    52. Re:Legal? by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      That's true only if you have previously explicitly agreed to the company's choice of venue/forum in a contract. Otherwise, as a rule, IIRC, you can sue in any of A. the court nearest the plaintiff, B. the court nearest the defendant, or C. the court nearest where the injury occurred. And even when the company has a choice-of-forum clause in a contract, the judge has the right to declare it unenforceable if it would pose undue hardship to an individual plaintiff suing a large, multinational corporation or would allow such a corporation to violate the public policy of the state where the plaintiff lives because of substantively weaker laws in the defendant's state (Doe 1 v. AOL LLC.

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    53. Re:Legal? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      If someone wants to participate in a class action, that is their choice. It doesn't matter that you don't like class action lawsuits. I believe they should be added only if they say they want to be added, and that no idiotic ToS should be able to take that ability away.

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    54. Re:Legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Well, not everyone; but at least 99%.

    55. Re:Legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      How long did it take you?

    56. Re:Legal? by davecb · · Score: 1

      Generally, countries in the British (common law) tradition do not allow rights to be

      • - advertised away ("this cup contains hot coffee, caveat emptyor")
      • - contracted away ("the party will deliver her first-born child")

      This was not always true: you could once sell your rights for money and become an "indentured servant", but those laws were overturned and/or changed when slavery was prohibited in the then British Empire.

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    57. Re:Legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      "...you know the proper way to ask for it..."

      What is the proper way?

    58. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "...and a bar certified lawyer was allowed in a "no lawyers" small claims court to represent the company."

      Just send a disbarred one and you'll be OK.

    59. Re:Legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I believe Constituional Law trumps Contract Law.

    60. Re:Legal? by GSloop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the company has any physical assets within the jurisdiction of the courts you can petition the court to demand payment and if they fail to respond the judge can and often will send the sheriff to seize those assets to satisfy the judgement. If the company has no presence in your location then the general solution is to turn it over to a collections agency, most companies will settle with a collections agency quickly as they don't want to have their creditors apprised of them not making good on obligations.

      And you'll do that for well under four hours of time?

      Oh, not likely eh? Hm...
      Seems like there's a case for class action suits after all...

      Sure, they don't recover lots of resources for the plaintiff, but the costs are at least likely to cause the defendant to change their behavior. While I'd ideally like to have both come true, I'll opt for the latter if that is the best I can do.

      When:
      -an individual plaintiff is out less than several thousands+ of dollars and
      -the defendant is a large company with lots of resources
      -who refuses to negotiate in good faith to a resolution, and
      -where lots of parties are impacted, ...the only reasonable approach is a class-action.

      IMO, it's simply the only way the plaintiff parties will have any impact on the behavior of the defendant, and perhaps get some resources back. [Much less likely for the latter, but perhaps something.]

      (And I'm someone who really has little care for the lawyers - but sometimes it's the only lever that works.)

      -Greg

    61. Re:Legal? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Given that he said that he believes it will take 40 hours, because he's done it, I think it's safe to interpret that to mean that it took him roughly 40 hours (or one work-week). It might have taken 30 or 50 hours.

      Wasting an entire week on bureaucracy is not that inconceivable. Between finding out what forms to submit, who to talk to to GET those forms, negotiating their lunch breaks or vacations, getting notarized copies of other things, or handling other similar "You must X before you Y, but x and y are only available at these times" constraints can make 30-40 minutes of Actual Work take much longer in real-world time, especially when it's YOUR responsibility to babysit the process to ensure that anything gets done.

    62. Re:Legal? by cawpin · · Score: 1

      I've done it too and it doesn't take 40 hours. My total time invested, including going to get the paperwork, filling it out, turning it in/paying and then showing up on my court date and going through the proceeding was MAYBE 3 hours.

    63. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had Jack and Shit when Paypal was first making its presence known on the internet. The only European markets of that era usually insisted on "cheques" as the only accepted form of payment. That's how Paypal so insidiously burrowed into every online marketplace: nobody else was doing it at the time.

    64. Re:Legal? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "Pretty much that. It's about the same as traffic court when it comes to the judge giving half a shit about your evidence or the facts of the case"

      In Germany, people with time on their hands always fight the speeding tickets..

      Before the trial, they ask for the Laser-gun data, type and model, a copy of its malfunctions log, a copy of the calibration log, if it has been calibrated the necessary number of times, a copy of the cop's training report with that gun, if and when he went to refreshment courses, if he needs correcting glasses, if he was wearing them that day and so on.

      Often they just drop the case, it's too much hassle.

    65. Re:Legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      If PayPal takes money out of ones account, without performing a requested task, isn't that a Criminal act?

    66. Re:Legal? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Yeah, pretty much. E-mail it in. Hell you should see me buying this house, I've spent under 8 hours on it. Mostly I sign papers and e-mail the realtor things, I've gone out there twice (once for a 3 hour inspection, the longest I've had to deal with anyone by far!). Most of the stuff has been handled on my smart phone while I'm waiting for an Arby's sandwich or sitting on the light rail.

      I got a loan, a housing purchase contract, homeowner's insurance, an inspection (which I eventually had to show up and be present for, when it was actually going on), and a title company ready to close all with e-mail, a few phone calls that lasted 5 minutes, and a few hours of physically being places. You think I can't call a collection agency, forward a copy of my documents, sign some papers and send them in, and then sit back and let them collect?

    67. Re:Legal? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I negotiate in traffic court. Pretty much I don't get dinged a lot and when the officer is wrong he's wrong; but otherwise I tend to elect for a higher fine for no license points, which is good for 2-3 years. If I get another in that time, I can't go PBJ on it.

    68. Re:Legal? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The constitution says small claims are for claims under $20.

    69. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but arbitrators are notorious for finding in favor of companies. An arbitrator can be dismissed before the hearing by either party. Since companies are A) more likely to be returning to arbitration and B) quite probably going to keep a record of which arbitrators have ruled against companies, there is a great deal of pressure on the arbitrator to find in favor of the company.

    70. Re:Legal? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I don't understand. This cup contains hot coffee, caveat if you spill it on yourself it's hot you moron.

    71. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ergo, you don't have a 'right' to a jury of your peers.

      If you can't assert it at any time, and at your sole discretion, it's not a right.

    72. Re:Legal? by Githaron · · Score: 1

      What does that come out to when you factor in inflation?

    73. Re:Legal? by thomst · · Score: 1

      AmiMoJo marveled:

      Frankly I'm amazed the law in the US even allows them to do this. In the UK contracts cannot take away your legal rights, including the right to take legal action.

      Remember, as Mitt Romney said, "Corporations are people, my friend."

      As for me, I mailed PayPal's legal department my opt-out letter yesterday - and included a demand that they acknowledge its receipt in writing.

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    74. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Constituional Law trumps Contract Law.

      And the best law that money can buy trumps Constitutional Law.

    75. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? As if there weren't enough reasons to never ever ever move to the US...

      Really, the most impressive organization ever in the history of mankind is, whoever manages to keep you guys from rising up and just burning the whole shitplace down! That takes some godlike massive social engineering! Simple stupidity and incompetence can't reach that level.

      I'm half Afghani, had two uncles who died from the mess the US and the Soviets did, and you do *not* believe how much I root for you guys to get better again!
      My hopes are with you just as well as with other people with evil governments.

    76. Re:Legal? by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      Twenty constitutional dollars is just over an ounce of gold, so call it $1900 in fiat banknotes.

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    77. Re:Legal? by Kijori · · Score: 2

      I'm a lawyer with some experience in conveyancing and real estate. I would not recommend doing the legal work yourself to buy a house. I would not do the legal work to buy my own house.

      For most people the reason that I wouldn't recommend doing it themselves is that lawyers take time to handle conveyancing for a reason. Yes, some take too long - but even a good lawyer takes some time. Put simply, there are a lot of things that can go wrong when buying a house, and many of them are not obvious. A small defect - whether legal or physical - can mean that the biggest purchase you will ever make is worthless.

      Even if you're bullish about your legal ability I still wouldn't recommend doing your own conveyancing - as I said, I certainly wouldn't do my own. The reason is that a massive advantage of using a lawyer is that they will have huge public liability insurance. If they miss something and you end up buying a house that suffers from some cryptic and technical legal defect you can recover your money. If you did your own conveyancing you would simply have thrown ten years' wages or more down the toilet. It's not worth the risk. Good luck getting comparable insurance for less than the cost of the lawyer - and read your policy very carefully because it is very easy to invalidate them on a technicality or slip through the net.

    78. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Granted, this depends on the locality: So after you spend well over a hundred dollars in filing fees and the company's law firm files a motion to move the case into regular civil, what then?

    79. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I got this email today. Apparently the donation buttons that have been on my sites for 3-4yr now have all of a sudden been deemed illegal. Now I have $1k frozen in the account and they say I have 'no recourse'. A 15yr paypal account in very good standing with the extra special 'high volume' customer service, *p00f*, just like that its gone without a warning. Nice.

      It was just icing on the cake that I received my 'your account is toast' email a few hours after the 'no more suing us email' this morning.

    80. Re:Legal? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Some of these "illegal practices" are simply asking for your zip code when using your credit card at the gas pump because that was supposedly identifying information (like the credit card part wasn't). Most businesses swat these types of lawsuits like flies (i.e. settle for cheap) because there is no plaintiff and the lawyer just wants his pay day.

      The real illegal practices that you hope to have fixed by a class action lawsuit (be it making cigarettes more addictive, illegal dumping or disabling Face Time over LTE) would be fought, delayed, and maneuvered around for so long that it's long, hard, and rare that the practices get changed.

    81. Re:Legal? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Twice, both times it was under 5 hours total time spent.

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    82. Re:Legal? by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      The thing that pisses me off is that the opt-out isn't a simple matter of clicking, "F Off." You actually have to send them something via snail mail, the same crap eBay did a few weeks ago. Anyone know the stats on sites that accept Google or Amazon checkout? I'd like to drop my PayPal account but don't know of any consistent payment methods (other than providing my credit card to each vendor.)

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    83. Re:Legal? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I'm a lawyer in BC and I can confirm this is not correct.

      I'm guessing kanitz vs rogers won't ring too many bells, nor the provincial and territory governments scrambling to amend their CPAs so that what happened in that case which went to the SCC wouldn't be considered a "binding decision across the country" in the bluntest terms, each province has their own version, and "contracts, eulas, or any such junk" can be used to withhold said rights, including the right to class action. Having read the paypal updated eula, their 'you can only goto arbitration or refuse by opting out' doesn't apply here is not an option under various CPA's.

      You can not void remedies by said action.

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    84. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sued a mid-sized business in small claims court in NH. In NH you can sue either where you live, where the business is located, or where the offense being sued over occurred. I opted to sue at my summer place, more than 100 miles from any footprint this business had. Court fees were $95. I spent maybe another $5 copying records and such. I spent perhaps a hour planning my case, and another hour actually in court presenting it. I won and was rewarded what I was suing over, plus court fees, plus interest. I'd sue again in small claims court in a heartbeat.

    85. Re:Legal? by klingers48 · · Score: 2

      Why remain silent on this? Noise is the only way anything will change.

      A vast, vast majority of EULAs are crammed full of effectively unenforceable lop-sided bullshit that would never hold up in court.

      Like most morally-bankrupt companies with a back-pocket Army Of Lawyers, right here Paypal is banking on the fact that of the the small number of the 1% who read it that actually have a problem of some kind, requiring legal intervention, won't know their rights and settle through loaded arbitration instead of going to trial. This is par for the course.

    86. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Given that filing against someone gives them the right to counter-sue you for free, you are either an idiot, or you had an unusually simple case. I spent longer than that just getting the paperwork (from the police report, the insurance companies, 3 quotes for repairs - 3 recommended as a minimum, as otherwise if they find it unreasonably high, they'll award you a "win" for $1 and let you file again (maybe for only 3 hours next time) to force collection of the real value).

    87. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Maybe I was overly cautious. I was facing two lawyers in "no-lawyer" small claims court. Suing someone who is insured allows the insurance company to send a lawyer, and a lawyer for the sued can then be there to "consult" with the other lawyer, as long as they aren't technically representing the first party.

      As I said in another comment, I spent more than 5 hours getting the minimum paperwork to file (police report, insurance claims, repair quotes). Though another I filed for and withdrew would have been all of an hour, as it was an obviously de facto illegal act by the other party (fraud, with their signature and notarization on an illegal document). But when I filed, the other party withdrew (performed the remedy I was suing to get), so it didn't technically "go to court" so isn't representative of the process.

      You can sue lots of people for any reason you like. My mother was sued because she was a court official in a court that flew a flag with gold fringe. I think "treason" was one of the reasons she was sued, as she was worshiping a foreign flag, since apparently the US Code defines a flag without allowing for the ceremonial fringe. That one didn't get far, but I think the person suing spent lots of time on it.

    88. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I paid a lawyer $200 to get out of $200 in fines. I pled guilty to the first hearing (he said you *never* win in the first one, no matter how right you are). Then appealed. On appeal I won. I got a ticket for "speeding" because I crashed my motorbike on a wet patch of leaves in a corner, after all, if I crashed, I was going too fast. No speed was listed. There were no witnesses. But if I crashed, I had to be guilty of something.

      Nobody gets a ticket unless somebody is hurt, no posted speed limit means 35MPH, Prima Facie speed limit notwithstanding.

    89. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That used to be the case in the US, too.

      Once upon a time, EULAs did not have the power to deny consumers basic legal rights, on the grounds that such contracts were legally unconscionable - as affirmed by such rulings as Chalk vs. T-Mobile, Omsted vs. Dell, Laster vs. AT&T Mobility and Discover Bank vs. Superior Court.

      Luckily for the corporatists, all that crap got overturned by AT&T vs. Concepcion.

    90. Re:Legal? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      I don't care what your opinion on class action lawsuits are. You are not forced to participate. However, it is extremely disgusting that it seems ok for a company to take away a common avenue for redress.

      The company lost a lot of money, which could have gone to making things better earlier, and new jobs

      This is perhaps the most retarded argument ever. Yes, it cost the company money. So what? They did wrong. If you can come up with a way of punishing a company in some form other than fining them, I'd love to hear it.

    91. Re:Legal? by cawpin · · Score: 1

      Given that filing against someone gives them the right to counter-sue you for free

      Uh, no, it costs them to even respond to the claim here. I'm in Arizona.

      you are either an idiot, or you had an unusually simple case.

      Again, no, I'm not an idiot and small claims is FOR simple cases. If it isn't simple you hire an attorney.

    92. Re:Legal? by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      And... judgements in small claims court are so enforceable, right?

      You are darn toot'n judgement in small claims are enforceable.

    93. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      In Alaska, it opens you up to a counter claim, where you bear all the costs of filing, and they can win against you for up to the small claims maximum.

      Again, no, I'm not an idiot and small claims is FOR simple cases. If it isn't simple you hire an attorney.

      It's for low-cost cases, and is theoretically unrelated to complexity. Some extraordinarily complex cases involving neighbor disputes end up in small claims, with neighbors looking for orders to cut down trees or orders to tear down or put up fences. But they are all under the maximum win. Small claims is called, wait for it... "Small claims" it is not called "simple claims". The fact that you can't read doesn't change what it's for.

    94. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I was the only person hurt. I never said no speed was posted, but no speed listed. "Speeding" was the ticket, with no speed listed under offense speed. The posted limit was 70, and I was well under that.

    95. Re:Legal? by cawpin · · Score: 1

      In Alaska, it opens you up to a counter claim, where you bear all the costs of filing, and they can win against you for up to the small claims maximum.

      Ok, that's in Alaska. As I said, I'm in Arizona. And suing anyone anywhere, almost, opens you up to counter claims. I don't think that's anything specific to small claims.

      It's for low-cost cases, and is theoretically unrelated to complexity. Some extraordinarily complex cases involving neighbor disputes end up in small claims, with neighbors looking for orders to cut down trees or orders to tear down or put up fences. But they are all under the maximum win. Small claims is called, wait for it... "Small claims" it is not called "simple claims". The fact that you can't read doesn't change what it's for.

      The fact that you had to use "theoretically" in your response shows that even you recognize that at least some, if not most, small claims are simple cases. And, since attorney's usually aren't allowed in small claims cases, the courts of this country seem to agree.

      And insults don't help your argument.

    96. Re:Legal? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "Lawyers actually disbar each other?"

      All the time.

      "Has the Mass bar even begun to investigate Lizzie "Fauxcahontas" Warren practicing law without a license yet?"

      Oh, you're a wingnut. Nevermind.

    97. Re:Legal? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yep, IAAL and I don't go near real estate, too specialized and the body of law is literally medievally complicated. Leave it to specialists. Though I will say the only thing more important than having a real estate lawyer on your side is going with a reputable title insurance company.

    98. Re:Legal? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Just a side note, in some types of class actions you really are forced to participate, though I think most class actions against Paypal would not fall under those categories.

    99. Re:Legal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And suing anyone anywhere, almost, opens you up to counter claims. I don't think that's anything specific to small claims.

      Anyone can claim against you at any time for any reason, suing them just increases the chances. The question was about you paying the fees to get sued. Something that happens regularly in small claims.

    100. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a company cheated you out of $100 just go to small claims court

      In the jurisdicton of the company's choosing.

      Best book your flight and hotel now.

    101. Re:Legal? by citizenr · · Score: 1

      Hello mister anonymous retard. Ever heard of wire transfers? They work just fine between banks, are free and take ONE click. I can use my own bank account to transfer money to other peoples bank accounts (in different banks, its called SWIFT) using Local Ebay equivalent (Allegro auction website). You see that work BANK in there? My money is safe, no "your account is suspicious so we are freezing your assets" crap you get with paypal.

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    102. Re:Legal? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      In the UK, we don't have class action suits. However one solicitor can bring a load of individual claims to the court and ask that they be dealt with together in the same hearing as they all deal with the exact same issue. As it is going to take the same amount of lawyer time in court whether there is one claimant or 10,000 claimants, I can't see how doing each case individually could possibly be cheaper.

    103. Re:Legal? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Even if I contracted the services of a lawyer, it'd be a phone call and forwarding some documents, and some money. Still takes barely any attention on my part.

      If I can buy a house without putting any real-time effort into it, I'm sure I could send collections after somebody and let the collections agency handle filing liens and pestering the shit out of the person. I don't need to put 80 hours a week into battling judges and banging on doors trying to get my money.

    104. Re:Legal? by davecb · · Score: 1

      Joke ends, you can laugh now.

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    105. Re:Legal? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Single person lawsuits? The company will just outspend you until youre broke.

      The whole idea of it being legal to arbitrarily sign away fundamental rights and protections as a consumer is idiotic. The Supreme Court has handed down their decision, and since their job is primarily to "interpret the law as it stands", now its time to pass a law explicitly stating that CAL are a fundamental right of consumers as a form of protection from the abuses of corporations.

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    106. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call somebody a retard, then move the fucking goalposts. Typical, classless Eurotrash...

      Again: you had JACK and SHIT when Paypal was first spinning up. I was there, and I remember the BS that went into trying to purchase /anything/ from across the pond. You, apparently, were not, as your total and complete lack of perspective shows all too well. Keep your mouth shut when adults are talking next time.

    107. Re:Legal? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      After all, if everyone does it, the consumer has no choice.

      This consumer chose to leave the US of A.

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    108. Re:Legal? by davidorourke · · Score: 1

      There are lawyers that will take your case on a contingency basis, in other words they wont and you wont get paid unless they win. I think there will be a good deal of lawyers willing to take on this company if a person has a good case against Paypal. That will be more profitable to the Person who opened the suit and also the lawyers as they always get a 3rd of total damages. I was in a class action suit against Paypal, never saw a red cent. This clause may be better for us users and ultimately benefit the person who opened the suit and will also give contingency lawyers a good profit and also cause Paypal to pay more attention to how they treat their users.

    109. Re:Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your statement. Too bad many see the legal system as an evil, instead of an attempt at justice (and the best one we have to date).

      Personally, I do care for lawyers (there are a few that are close to the family). They never take on work without someone initiating their services, it is the jerks driving the lawyers that give the lawyers a bad name.

    110. Re:Legal? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      dont know about the US, i know you could put about anything in a contract here and have it signed in blood but if it conflicts with a previous law it would be nullified and pointless. I once got a landlord stating he could just come in at any time whenever he wanted to even if i wasnt there. I'm pretty sure stuff like that won't hold. As said below its more to ward of trollying ... or lobbying or what's it called, does it have a name? just sue whatever if half of them pays setllement you get your years worth in a few months ?

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  2. Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    EULA: You cannot sue us for any reason.

    Agree to use our product.

    1. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All kidding aside, anyone notice how snarky it was for ebay to not call itself an online auction? If ebay was an auction site, it would have had to do so much localization because it'd be sued in every state and county with different rules for auctions. Also Paypal isn't a bank, so it doesn't have to deal with banking regulations.

    2. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      snarky

      That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

    3. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      Inconceivable...

      Snarky — adj , snarkier , snarkiest
      informal unpleasant and scornful

      They basically told off all the lawmakers of the world when they told them their laws don't apply to them.

      I don't blame them on this one though because when the Internet was just starting up, most of the .coms didn't want the government's laws to affect their new enterprise. I think most still don't want the government involved, but it is hard to keep the government out of something they sense can be taxed.

    4. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by tnk1 · · Score: 0

      Still slightly better than the government:

      You cannot sue us for any reason.
      You can be jailed for not using our product.

    5. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      In the US, being sued is effectively a financial death sentence. If you go to court, you come out bankrupt, whether you win or lose, unless you are a multimillionaire or a big company. When you consider this, EULAs become not only very understandable, but quite fair and proper. IMO, you should not be able to claim anything above refunding the purchase price unless you and the seller explicitly agreed otherwise.

    6. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      You can easily opt out of civilization. Just move to Somalia.

    7. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      You can, however, vote for the upper management team, who have to tell you about different price points and available product packages.

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    8. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just waiting for an EULA to pull something like "By continuing to live after reading this statement, you agree to give corporation X full and total control of your life and/or posessions"

    9. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "When you consider this, EULAs become not only very understandable, but quite fair and proper."

      Nonsense. People can be, and sometimes are, damaged far beyond just the face value of the transaction. There is nothing "fair" about removing your option to sue should you want to. You have a right to sue for damages, under normal circumstances (i.e., no agreement otherwise), and that right should not be taken away by default.

    10. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      In the US, being sued is effectively a financial death sentence.

      Unless, as is frequently the case, the loser is required to pay attorney's fees. Also common is for individual (as opposed to corporate) plaintiff's attorneys to be paid solely on a contingency basis, which is to say that they get a portion of whatever the winnings are.

      If you go to court, you come out bankrupt, whether you win or lose, unless you are a multimillionaire or a big company.

      ... like eBay / PayPal.

      IMO, you should not be able to claim anything above refunding the purchase price unless you and the seller explicitly agreed otherwise.

      You sell me a pill that you represent as providing complete treatment for a particular disease for $5000. Because your pill is in fact a placebo laced with cyanide, I instead of getting better end up in the hospital for 3 months, creating $500,000 in medical bills. Why should the maximum penalty for you be only $5000?

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    11. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EULA: You cannot sue us for any reason.

      Agree to use our product.

      Faust 2.0

    12. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least I dont have to scroll all the way down.

    13. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Move to Somalia" will never be the clever retort you so desperately wish it to be. Especially when you aim it at strawmen.

    14. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      Also common is for individual (as opposed to corporate) plaintiff's attorneys to be paid solely on a contingency basis, which is to say that they get a portion of whatever the winnings are.

      I was talking about being sued, not suing others. Defense attorneys usually do not work on contingency.

      Because your pill is in fact a placebo laced with cyanide, I instead of getting better end up in the hospital for 3 months, creating $500,000 in medical bills. Why should the maximum penalty for you be only $5000?

      And here's the common straw man argument. If you are sold a cyanide pill, a class action lawsuit is not appropriate. No civil lawsuit is appropriate in this case. Criminal charges are appropriate, and the seller should be tried for attempted murder in the case you describe. Murderers should not be absolved by paying off the victum.

      But let's take the less idiotic example of the pill just being a piece of sugar that does nothing to cure your disease. If the seller was advertising it as a cure, he is guilty of fraud and false advertising, once again criminal charges. A civil suit for breach of contract is also possible, since explicit promise was made that was not fulfilled.

      Ok, what about if the seller did not say it was a cure, but you assumed it was? Then nobody's liable, and you eat the costs. That's fair. Other people should not have to pay for your bad choices.

    15. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      People can be, and sometimes are, damaged far beyond just the face value of the transaction.

      Yes, but why should the seller be liable for this damage? The way I see it, liability only exists if the damage was explicitly and intentionally caused by the seller. Otherwise, it's not in any way his fault. The way you use the product is your responsibility, even if the result of this use is damaging to you. Likewise, unless the product is explicitly advertised to perform a particular function, failure to perform it should not cause any liability on the seller's part. The transaction should not have any implicit liabilities embedded in it; when it does, there is no way to estimate the transaction value. When any odd damage claim you make can result in loss to me, I would significantly increase the price of the transaction to compensate, and you will be the one paying more.

    16. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Tired of this Meme. It is the equivalent of saying "Everything has to be fully regulated by government all the time. Like there is no sense of balance or where government should start or stop.

      People like you do not do the rest of us any favors. There is such at thing as over regulation just as there is under regulated. The trick is, how to stop people like you from destroying any civility in discussing where those ends are (and how narrow they should be)

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    17. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More nonsense. Unintentional damage deserves to be compensated; it is not the buyer's fault that the seller marketed unsafe merchandise. "Ordinary" use of a product/service that should in no reasonable way cause personal injury, which indeed does result in personal injury, is not the fault of the user -- it is the fault of the seller/manufacturer/service provider for marketing, implicitly or or explicitly, an undeserved and unproven sense of security and safety.

      Further, price offsets due to liability are already apparent in the marketplace: have you been billed for any medical services lately?

    18. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a more likely scenario? Someone sells me a dishwasher whose motor occasionally catches fire. They're aware of this and don't tell me, though they never explicitly state "it doesn't catch fire". I fail to spot this flaw before purchase because I couldn't plug it in, or it only happens once every four weeks, or I don't realize what the scorch marks on the back are.

      If the dishwasher catches fire and burns down my house, and I'm able to acquire some evidence (testimony from a friend, emails) that the seller knew about the problem before he sold it, why shouldn't I have the right to sue him or her? Their bad-faith omission cost me substantially more than the purchase price, but I can't file fraud charges because it's simply an omission. I also can't file charges due to the danger of the fire, because the seller didn't actually start it him/herself.

      That seems like a proper use of a lawsuit, unless you want to live in a libertarian paradise where caveat emptor is always and forever absolute. I still have to present my case to a judge, and it may be expensive to do so, but I have an avenue of relief against a seller's bad faith that isn't actually criminal.

    19. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      Unintentional damages absolutely do not deserve to be compensated. It is your personal responsibility to verify that the item in question is "safe" to your satisfaction before you buy it. Once you buy it, any actions that cause you injury are your actions, not the actions of the seller. It is not moral to hold the seller accountable for something he did not do.

      Furthermore, you do not have a right to protection from all harm, as many of you nanny state advocates preach. You screw up - you pay. One man's "unsafe" is another man's bargain. As long as no false claims to safety were made, there is no breach of contract. Manufacturers have no intrinisic duty to care about your safety - that's solely your job.

    20. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you shouldn't. If the item's flaw was not intentionally caused by the seller, your burned down house is not his responsibility. Consider the case of you forgetting a lit candle next to the dishwasher. Unattended candles sometimes tip over and burn down houses; that does not mean that the candle maker is in any way liable for such events. You were at fault when you left the dishwasher unattended.

      What you should have done, is check reviews of the product before you bought it. Reputation is the best guarantee for good products. A manufacturer with a good reputation would not want to lose it and would do whatever he can to ensure the quality of his products. Then you can improve your chances of not getting a bad product by buying a trusted brand. And when you do buy a badly made product, it's not the manufacturer who should pay for your mistake - it's you. Your action - your responsibility.

    21. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except of course that big companies are exactly the companies we're talking about pushing these EULAs, to pre-empt lawsuits they can absolutely afford to fight.

    22. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there is thankfully a huge trove of case law that completely disagrees with your assertions. Your attitude is more appropriate for 19th century industrialism -- the world has evolved for the better since. The refocusing on consumer protection has ushered in an era of unprecedented safety and reliability in both manufacturing and service markets, offering consumers a level of confidence that has had a net positive effect on the economy -- there is also a plethora of material to back up that assertion.

      Bottom line: consumer protection laws are ultimately beneficial. Like anything else, they can be taken to an extreme, and what we have is by no means perfect. Rolling things back 200 years, though, is not the answer.

    23. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by jxander · · Score: 1

      You sell me a pill that you represent as providing complete treatment for a particular disease for $5000. Because your pill is in fact a placebo laced with cyanide, I instead of getting better end up in the hospital for 3 months, creating $500,000 in medical bills. Why should the maximum penalty for you be only $5000?

      Why would you levy this lawsuit against ebay? Shouldn't your ire be directed at Username:PilzE or whoever sold you the fraudulent prescription?

      I could see subpoenaing EBay for the user info on the infringer, but EBay should at very least have CYA clauses in their EULA absolving them of direct culpability in cases like this.

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    24. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      I'm just waiting for an EULA to pull something like "By continuing to live after reading this statement, you agree to give corporation X full and total control of your life and/or posessions"

      Already done (some people claim to value their immortal soul above any possessions).

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    25. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you thought out your statement.

      What if an electrician does shoddy work and your kid gets electrocuted. Should your compensation be limited to $300?

      What if your toaster contains asbestos and your family develops lung cancer? Should your compensation be limited to $15?

    26. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you're an individual. Not if you're a business. If you're a business, it's a forseeable cost you just calculate into the CBA.

    27. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So like a credit card company, there are "rules" but they do not follow them, and are never charged with screwing its users or abusing national policies. Has there ever been debate with in congress or the FTC over rules and laws has to how companies like PayPal should operate?

      But they have had no problem trying to taking away or attempting to pass idiot laws that would heavily handcuff citizens/businesses (unless your a monopoly) use of the internet.

    28. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by sjames · · Score: 1

      Individuals and small business can still be bankrupted if they are the defendant. There is no 'winnings' to pay on contingency and before you can get to the point where attorney's fees get paid, you have to financially survive the duration of the trial.

      Meanwhile, bizarre rulings happen all the time, so it's hard to know you'll win even if all that is right and decent suggests you should.

    29. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

    30. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1
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    31. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      All kidding aside, anyone notice how snarky it was for ebay to not call itself an online auction? If ebay was an auction site, it would have had to do so much localization because it'd be sued in every state and county with different rules for auctions. Also Paypal isn't a bank, so it doesn't have to deal with banking regulations.

      A rose by any other name....

      Someone breaking into a home won't necessarily call themselves a criminal but that doesn't make them any less of one.

      Perhaps Paypal needs to be investigated for banking without a license (or whatever) and ebay for auctioning without, well, you get the idea.

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    32. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Unintentional damages absolutely do not deserve to be compensated."

      So... neither you, not GP, have any notion of the concept of "negligence"?

    33. Re:Furthering the notions EULAs are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... civilization gets around one way or another, even in East Africa:
      http://www.npr.org/2012/10/24/163562411/as-somalias-war-ebbs-mogadishu-dares-to-rebuild

  3. Banks do this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but they still get sued...

  4. Anyone find out how to opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone find out how to opt out? I sent in an email asking how last week but obviously haven't gotten a response.

    1. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Opt-Out Procedure.

      You can choose to reject this Agreement to Arbitrate ("opt out") by mailing us a written opt-out notice ("Opt-Out Notice"). For new PayPal users, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than 30 Days after the date you accept the User Agreement for the first time. If you are already a current PayPal user and previously accepted the User Agreement prior to the introduction of this Agreement to Arbitrate, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than December 1, 2012. You must mail the Opt-Out Notice to PayPal, Inc., Attn: Litigation Department, 2211 North First Street, San Jose, CA 95131.

      The Opt-Out Notice must state that you do not agree to this Agreement to Arbitrate and must include your name, address, phone number, and the email address(es) used to log in to the PayPal account(s) to which the opt-out applies. You must sign the Opt-Out Notice for it to be effective. This procedure is the only way you can opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, all other parts of the User Agreement, including all other provisions of Section 14 (Disputes with PayPal), will continue to apply. Opting out of this Agreement to Arbitrate has no effect on any previous, other, or future arbitration agreements that you may have with us.

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    2. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by penix1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You must sign the Opt-Out Notice for it to be effective.This procedure is the only way you can opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate.

      It's interesting that PayPal can change the agreement unilaterally without a signed statement but the user must provide a signed statement to get out of their unilateral change.

      So since the courts have already decided that corporations can unilaterally change these agreements does that same reasoning extend to users changing them unilaterally? So if I don't agree to section 1.4 I can simply rewrite it to suit me and send a notice to the company stating they can opt out of this change only in the next month in signed statement. Cool!

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    3. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Hey penix! Long time no see! (draeath on BU)

      Unfortunately I don't think it works this way. Only if you have an army of lawyers and some rather large coffers.

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    4. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vogon (responding to claims from earth residents that they had no idea their planet was about to be demolished): The forms were filed in the local office at Alpha Centuri.

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    5. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by jythie · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the reason they can do it is because the original agreement included a clause saying they could do it, so by using their service you have agreed to allow them to unilaterally change whatever and whenever they want. The original agreement did not include an ability for you to do, so no. And since it is 'signed' on a read-only web page it is not possible to alter it and send it back.

    6. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Guru80 · · Score: 1

      The government laughs in your general direction. Corporations, more rights than people since 1776.

    7. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a recipe to get you to screw it up and mark you opt-out as "invalid."

      You should be able go to their web site and check a box. Anything else is shenanigans.

    8. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by manaway · · Score: 1

      Curious how opting out is so difficult when opting in is effortless. This seems to me as bordering on self help; and would be done better by sending out a form that required users to choose to give up their rights to a fair trial.

    9. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Consumerist has links to template letters for eBay (by November 9) and PayPal (by Dec. 1). You need to fill out, print and mail them by the deadline to opt out. That's physical, actual paper, snail mail. No online forms, no emails, no calls.

      More info and speculation on whether you'll be deemed a troublemaker, persona non grata, communist, vegetarian, etc., etc. if you opt-out.

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    10. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me want to have a personal website with my own EULA that only says:

      By allowing me to use your service, you wave any and all EULA terms. To opt out of this agreement, please submit in writing within 30 days of first service use.

    11. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by HexaByte · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm going to waste 10 stamps, who's with me?

      Instead of a KickStarter Campaign I'm calling this a KickAss Campaign. I will make up 10 names, etc, and send them off to PayPal with fake info, making them waste untold time and effort on opening a mountain of paper, sorting through it, checking it for validity against the accounts, etc., costing them a ton of money.

      Maybe they'll get the message.

      Of course, I'll also send them my real opt-out. So, for $4.50 in stamps, a few envelopes and a few minutes of fun, it will cost them about an hour or so of employee time.

      Let's see if we can't cross post this everywhere and multiply it by 10,000!

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    12. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone mod this idea up.

    13. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by penix1 · · Score: 1

      Good to see you too draeath. :-)

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    14. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      That's physical, actual paper, snail mail. No online forms, no emails, no calls.

      I wonder about this. TL;DR: Is there *any* reason why they can demand this?

      Firstly: As a PayPal customer I have received no explicit notification of any kind regarding this change. My potential email to them would be the only substantial correspondence between us regarding this matter. Of course their arbitrary conditions are just included to make it seem difficult to "opt-out", but how does it carry any validity?

      Secondly: If this flies, what's to stop a company from including arbitrary conditions, something like the brilliant quip by ThatsNotPudding above suggested: "Lastly, the agreement must be accompanied by six Unobtainums (TM) breakfast cereal boxtops (15 lb. boxes only), each featuring a Notary Public seal from the Third Bank of Neptune. The agreement must have been written on parchment during the reign of Charlemagne." If companies could actually get away with this, they would do it. Since they don't I suspect it's not that simple.

      Thirdly: Email seems to be an acceptable channel for sending legal notifications these days, see for instance DMCA notifications. If I demand that they send any objections via Telex, would that carry the same weight? We actually have a Telex terminal somewhere at work, although I suspect it's not connected and in working order. Telegram service still exists in our neighbour country, though, that might be an option :)

      As for the clause itself: Where I live you can't contract away a basic right in this way. I can sue anyone I want to [although almost nobody ever does, as opposed to some other nations I've heard of :)]. The court might decide to throw me out, someone I'm doing business with can't. Class actions are uncommon here, but not unheard of. There is no legal reasons anyone can bring to bear that makes me unable to join one if it surfaced. Someone coming to court whining that an EULA precluded my participating in a potential legal dispute would certainly not improve their case.

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    15. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      So what's the proper procedure to make sure that they received my latter and actually recognize it?

      Oh, sorry. Delivery Confirmation just means you sent a letter to us. It doesn't mean it was actually an opt-out, was signed correctly, was simply a blank piece of paper, etc.

      Opting out of this Agreement to Arbitrate has no effect on any previous, other, or future arbitration agreements that you may have with us.

      Thanks for letting me know you can add an arbitration agreement at any time at your discretion, because my opt-out only applies to the arbitration clause in this policy update.

    16. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      First off, I couldn't agree with you more on just about every point you make.

      I got a notification from both eBay a while back, and PayPal twelve days ago by email, so you might check what email your account(s) use and their associated spam buckets. And as you say, email seems to be an acceptable channel for this sort of communication, but apparently only one way. Ironic in the traditional sense, yes. I could rant all day about this, but I think everything that can be said has been by now.

      Perhaps, you didn't get the notice because for reasons you've stated the change may not be enforceable in your country (NB, this is a wild-ass guess on my part). A US Supreme Court ruling last year cleared the way for this sort of crap here. If you're curious, here's the text of the PayPal email I received:

      Notice of Policy Updates

      Dear So-and-So

      PayPal recently posted a new Policy Update which includes changes to the PayPal User Agreement. The update to the User Agreement is effective November 1, 2012 and contains several changes, including changes that affect how claims you and PayPal have against each other are resolved. You will, with limited exception, be required to submit claims you have against PayPal to binding and final arbitration, unless you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate (Section 14.3) by December 1, 2012. Unless you opt out: (1) you will only be permitted to pursue claims against PayPal on an individual basis, not as a plaintiff or class member in any class or representative action or proceeding and (2) you will only be permitted to seek relief (including monetary, injunctive, and declaratory relief) on an individual basis.

      You can view this Policy Update by logging in to your PayPal account. To log in to your account, go to https://www.paypal.com/ and enter your member log in information. Once you are logged in, look at the Notifications section on the top right side of the page for the latest Policy Updates. We encourage you to review the Policy Update to familiarize yourself with all of the changes that have been made.

      If you need help logging in, go to our Help Center by clicking the Help link located in the upper right-hand corner of any PayPal page.

      Sincerely,

      PayPal

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    17. Re:Anyone find out how to opt out? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      That's physical, actual paper, snail mail. No online forms, no emails, no calls.

      I wonder about this. TL;DR: Is there *any* reason why they can demand this?

      It depends on what the law states. If the laws don't say that Paypal has to allow opting out in the manner most convenient to you, then they could choose snail mail, and I doubt the courts are willing to rule at this time that a postal letter is onerous. It's not like "this request must be made in person at our corporate headquarters during business hours."

  5. Expect more frozen accounts for no reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paypal is a fucking criminal organization!

  6. But can you opt out. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Article/poster should discuss how to opt out and what if any, the consequences are.

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    1. Re:But can you opt out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... you could have found it yourself, posted that info, and earner rich, chunky karma points for getting a Score: 5, Insightful. Now you've lost out, because even if you do, you'd be seen only as doing it because some AC suggested it, making it not nearly as cool. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

      Incidentally, anyone know of any case where a judge refused to let a person or group make a lawsuit class-action because someone made binding arbitration a part of an agreement or term or condition of use? Because I don't... although IANAL BAM. Hmm... Class Action... I wonder if anyone's used that one yet, it's easy to imagine a porn website with a name like that... www.classaction.com. Maybe lawyer porn. I'd just check, but I'm at work and you can't visit porn sites at work anymore... they still let you visit slashdot though, and that would be kind of a cool name for a porn site too.

    2. Re:But can you opt out. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Click the link in the summary and start reading. Or, look here if you want to be lazy.

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    3. Re:But can you opt out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who contributes nothing to the conversation.

    4. Re:But can you opt out. by jythie · · Score: 2

      Yes, judges have halted class action lawsuits due to an arbitration clause. It went all the way to SCOTUS and they ruled that such clauses are legally binding.

    5. Re:But can you opt out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I opted out by canceling my account and listing this policy as one of my reasons for doing so.

    6. Re:But can you opt out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i opted out months ago after paypal presented payment screen with automatic payment from my pp account selected & could not de-select. So by paying my hosting bill once, I had to approve web host taking $ from my pp account when & amount host wants.
      I de-selected autopayment by closing pp & ebay accounts. New ebay UA actions only confirm my closure choice.

      I miss ebay same as Xwife.

  7. Federal Arbitration Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According the the Supreme Court ... yes

    Is it wrong ... yes

    How do we fix it?
    Alter the Federal Arbitration Act

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/28/business/28bizcourt.html?_r=0

    1. Re:Federal Arbitration Act by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Yeah. An uphill battle with millions of lobbying dollars coming at you like flak towards a B52.

      For laws that are good for people instead of artificial people there has to be a huge change in direction first.

  8. I suspect it will not hold up if tested by ugen · · Score: 1

    *IANAL* of course.

    Not everything written in an agreement will hold up in court, if/when tested. For example, you can't write an agreement that expressly violates laws. In particular, the purpose of class action suits is exactly to allow group action where individual "wrongs" are not large enough to prosecute, but combined are sufficiently big. Trying to circumvent the law the way PayPal is doing is by itself probably a good ground for a class action suit (but got to wait until some actual harm is done, afaik) :)

    1. Re:I suspect it will not hold up if tested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that courts held up for instance AT&T forcing arbitration and not allowing class actions.. that's why all the companies are putting "No class action" clauses in their use agreements now.

    2. Re:I suspect it will not hold up if tested by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      *not a lawyer either* either From what I've heard, they're putting these clauses in because of a recent occurrence in law that allows them. I'm not sure if it is a new law, or a new interpretation of the law by Federal courts.

    3. Re:I suspect it will not hold up if tested by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      It's an out of control supreme court handing new powers to corporations while taking the rights of individuals away.

      I am not a lawyer either, but it sure seems like a due process violation to me.

      Cue the people that say "due process" only applies to criminal trials.. I know.

    4. Re:I suspect it will not hold up if tested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a California Supreme Court precedent, Discover Bank v. Superior Court, 36 Cal. 4th 148, 113 P. 3d 1100 (2005), that held that arbitration agreements for class actions were unconscionable under California law. That decision was struck down by the Supreme Court of the US on April 27 2011 as it was preempted by the Federal Arbitration Act. See AT&T Mobility LLC v. Concepcion, 131 S. Ct. 1740 (2011)

    5. Re:I suspect it will not hold up if tested by X0563511 · · Score: 2
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    6. Re:I suspect it will not hold up if tested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not all countries would treat these clauses the same way. Many countries have stronger consumer protection laws than the States.

      Here in Australia, some companies try to squirm their way out of their obligations, citing limited warranties etc only to find consumer tribunals coming down in favour of the customer.

      e.g. an expensive product (e.g. mobile) with a 12 month warranty ceases to work after 13 months. Tribunals have forced the company to fix it under warranty. Of course then it raises the question: so what happens at 14 months? 15 months?

  9. Here Come The Supremes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have serious doubts that any agreement which lessens a parties status in law can stand up to the Federal Courts system. In essence your rights are your rights even when you don't want them to be. The notion that some people might be limited in relation to redress of a grievance in a court of law offends our constitution.

    1. Re:Here Come The Supremes. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I have serious doubts that any agreement which lessens a parties status in law can stand up to the Federal Courts system. In essence your rights are your rights even when you don't want them to be. The notion that some people might be limited in relation to redress of a grievance in a court of law offends our constitution.

      Your rights include the right to make binding contracts. Any case that stays in civil court abides by contract law, which is why the AT&T case was upheld. If Paypal was charged/found to be in violation of criminal law, the government would step in, and a class action would not be needed. Thus, the window for where someone could argue that a class action suit is their right is extremely limited, especially for small claims (which is where class actions are effective).

      In the case of Paypal, a lawyer would do much better to pursue interstate commerce infractions, banking regulations, or outright fraud laws than to attempt a class action contract suit.

      Then again, IANAL, and this view obviously holds no water in many countries (especially those where class action suits aren't legal in the first place).

    2. Re:Here Come The Supremes. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      It already did stand up. See AT&T Mobility v. Concepcion.

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    3. Re:Here Come The Supremes. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Your statement boils down to: "It's legal for an entity that hold massive amounts of power over you and your life to hold your needs for ransom and force you into a contract and for it to be binding."

      People wonder why I think corporate rights should be subordinate to the rights of the individual. This is it. This might not be quite as serious as paypal has "competitors" (I disagree with this view... they hold the keys to one of the most important online marketplaces. There is no other way to gain access.), but think about if your water or electric company did this.

    4. Re:Here Come The Supremes. by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Your statement boils down to: "It's legal for an entity that hold massive amounts of power over you and your life to hold your needs for ransom and force you into a contract and for it to be binding."

      People wonder why I think corporate rights should be subordinate to the rights of the individual. This is it. This might not be quite as serious as paypal has "competitors" (I disagree with this view... they hold the keys to one of the most important online marketplaces. There is no other way to gain access.), but think about if your water or electric company did this.

      It's really more a matter of when they will do it, not if.

    5. Re:Here Come The Supremes. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Your statement boils down to: "It's legal for an entity that hold massive amounts of power over you and your life to hold your needs for ransom and force you into a contract and for it to be binding."

      People wonder why I think corporate rights should be subordinate to the rights of the individual. This is it. This might not be quite as serious as paypal has "competitors" (I disagree with this view... they hold the keys to one of the most important online marketplaces. There is no other way to gain access.), but think about if your water or electric company did this.

      Paypal is not a bank... eBay is not an auction...
      I admit to having accounts for both, but I haven't really used them in the past 5 years. Craigslist is a more important online marketplace than eBay. Hey... even Kijii is a more important online marketplace than eBay these days. There's almost no reason to try to buy/sell through eBay these days; others do both better. So the Paypal lock-in is irrelevant.

      For Paypal, because they don't have banking protections, they're open to all sorts of interstate criminal offences if they make the wrong move. So while I somewhat agree with your view as far as corporate rights go, PayPal/eBay don't really stand up as an argument, as there are plenty of controls in place for them already.

      For me, corporate rights aren't that big of a deal -- it's corporate protections that are a big deal. I really dislike that my tax money is going to protect/support an entity whose purpose is to extract as much money from me as possible. If I refuse to let them do this, they just grab it via the government instead (through a combination of laws, treaties, levies and bailouts).

    6. Re:Here Come The Supremes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use paypal to run your online business, then it's blackmail to force them to sign something (or not opt-out) to continue using it.

      It's an illegal ploy.

      I've received zero notifications regarding this from Paypal or E-Bay - so obviously they cannot change terms without formal written, in writing, mailed to my house notifications. That makes the changes null and void.

  10. Disturbing trend by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    We need to start pressuring Congress to create a law stating that access to the courts is a fundamental right that cannot be denied as the terms of a contract.

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    1. Re:Disturbing trend by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It is absurdly out of hand. I noticed the other day when my 14-year-old fired up the XBox it hit him with another "Notice of Change to EULA" (which he of course ignored).

      The whole libertarian notion of mutual consent has become a complete farce. How could we have known 6 years ago when we bought this thing how much to pay for it, based on changes they would make far in the future, churned out by a team of lawyers so productive we'd never even have time to read it, even if we had the legal background to do so? Again, this is a legal sham.

    2. Re:Disturbing trend by Zlotnick · · Score: 1

      It's in the 7th Amendment. Getting the powers that be to agree to the terms of the Constitution and its amendments seems to be the issue at hand.

    3. Re:Disturbing trend by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      IANAL but if he's under 18 he cannot agree to a legal contract

    4. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that, it was Congress that passed the Federal Arbitration Act...

    5. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a big misunderstanding, but minors actually CAN agree to legal contracts. It is only in cases dealing with minimum necessities (food, shelter, heat, etc.), other areas carved out by law (e.g. contracts to join the military, or employment contracts with fair terms) OR when the minor continues to receive the benefits of the contract (i.e. you cannot avoid a contract and keep the benefits, both parties have to be restored as if nothing happened). In the case of Xbox LIVE, there is a good argument that he is bound as long as he uses it to play online because he continues to receive the benefit of the contract, which means Microsoft gets to keep the money too.

    6. Re:Disturbing trend by Hatta · · Score: 2

      You realize that Congress is wholly owned by the corporations that benefit from these arbitration clauses, right? Congress will be no help.

      No, what we really need is people to extract vigilante justice from the executives of the corporations that have wronged them. A few dead CEOs and they'll be begging to allow us access to the courts.

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    7. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of libertarian ideology suggests that corporations should be able to contractually remove a citizens rights to have grievances heard before a court? "Libertarianism" generally calls for a more limited government (in terms of departments, NGO's & taxes), strong property rights and limited government regulation/social engineering. None of which seems to suggest "the ability to sign ones rights away".

    8. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, that's obvious that YANAL... he can agree to a legal contract under 18, but he can avoid it at any time (if it isn't for necessities and a few other things.)

    9. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's actually closer to the reverse. He can agree to anything. But he is not bound by any of those agreements. The other party in any agreement with a minor is taking a big risk. That's why they generally won't do it. It's the other party preventing the contract, not the law.

    10. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it would also be true that he cannot agree to use the XBox LIVE service, and thus, has no rights to be on Microsoft's online service.

      Unless a guardian accepted the original Live service contract, which then means a guardian (same or different) would be required to accept this contract for continued usage of the service, correct?

    11. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course people under 18 can make contracts. How else could they go to the candy store and buy candy?

      Contracts made with kids are valid but voidable. That means, for example, that if a kid goes into a candy store and buys a chocolate bar, his mommy can void the contract and force the retailer to rescind the transaction, even if wrt to adults all sales are final. But if the kid ate the candy bar, then it's too late. You can nitpick whether the contract can still be voided or not, but in any event the parties are stuck in their positions, and there's a perfectly clear legal analysis, depending on your jurisdiction.

    12. Re:Disturbing trend by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have to agree to a contract after you bought the item, not even as an adult. Even in a minimally protective society, it should mean that if you don't agree, you get to return the product for a full refund - which in this case is a 6 year old Xbox.

      That's one thing I'm so sick of in Apple's case, everytime I buy an app, it starts d/l it and then it's like "Oops, we have to stop because there's a new EULA!" I thought Apple was supposed to be user friendly at the least - fuck off with your goddamn EULAs.

      And that's becoming the case with so many other products. It's why I stopped buying DVDs. Companies thinking they can abuse the customer once they buy the product, and then complain when they pirate a superior product off the net without all the bullshit.

      People have lives, and if they can't sell mainstream products without them reading 50 pages of nonsense, they shouldn't sell it at all.

    13. Re:Disturbing trend by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Let's go murder some people because they won't let us make some solicitors rich in exchange for getting us a $0.20 credit to our accounts for PayPal being naughty boys!

      Alternatively, let's drop PayPal as a payment processor, and eBay as an online store. Gumtree is a great alternative, and there are many online payment processors out there. When PayPal starts haemorrhaging customers, they might do something about their policies. Until then, though, all murdering the CEOs will do is invite them to put personal security onto expenses.

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    14. Re:Disturbing trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, an EULA can deny you the right to sue in USA? I though these types of EULA clauses were basically illegal, and I just read past these stories framing them as non-news.
      In my country these types of clauses are illegal, and void the entire contract/EULA.
      A contract or EULA isn't above the law, and can't be used to deprive you of your rights. It's just an agreement between two parties.
      The only consequences for breaking an EULA is that they can deprive you of the service, nothing more.

    15. Re:Disturbing trend by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I'm not advocating murder over a $.20c credit. I'm advocating murder over the destruction of our justice system. This isn't just about paypal. Every corporation with a terms of service will include these clauses before long. If we don't read every line in every TOS, we'll soon lose access to the courts completely.

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    16. Re:Disturbing trend by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Speaking of XBox, I recently decided to cancel my Live subscription. I went online, logged into my account. Before I could access the cancellation screen, I was required to agree to their new terms of service! I of course did not, and instead called them on the phone to cancel, but I found that particularly egregious.

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  11. Opt out? Oh yeah by Mephistophocles · · Score: 1

    Unless you opt out...

    Best option IMHO is to opt out - as in, completely. As in, don't use Paypal, ever, for anything. There are alternatives.

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    1. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the alternatives?

    2. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AmazonPayments, of course.

    3. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      In theory, Google Wallet, Moneybookers, Amazon Payments, others. In practice, most online stores support only Paypal.

      (Heh. I recall making my first internet purchases around 2004-2005, and it was hell to even get Paypal support back then. Even stores that used it often required you to combine it with a credit card rather than using the account balance or debiting a bank account. Since the idea of Paypal was to avoid credit cards, that was kinda self-defeating.)

    4. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      What are the alternatives?

      Cheques, e-cheques (my bank enables me to do paypal-like monetary exchange with anyone I want), money order, bitcoin, stored value cards, credit cards, debit cards, gift cards/codes, barter, etc....

      There are many alternatives, and this is just a small list of ones that don't duplicate the Paypal business/service model (there are many of those, but they all have the same problems as Paypal so I won't mention them).

    5. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the alternatives?

      It's questions like this that scare the shit out of me, as it implies that we have generations of ignorant consumers who honestly believe the only way to pay someone online is to use Paypal, the only way to buy or listen to music is through iTunes, and the only way to communicate with family is through Facebook.

      I wonder exactly what the fuck you did with your life before any of these services existed, but you probably don't even remember when high-speed internet wasn't available on every street corner for free either.

    6. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      How about this... what are the alternatives for eBay? Oh wait...

    7. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      There is no alternative if you want access to ebay. Nothing.

      For many small sellers ebay is the only choice. The other auction sites are often too small to be significant.

      I guess you could argue Amazon is in the hunt... but they're still small compared to ebay.

    8. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Mephistophocles · · Score: 1

      The other auction sites are often too small to be significant.

      Well, not that I'm a huge online auction seller (just the odd unused widget cluttering up a closet now and then), but I've actually had a lot better luck with Craigslist and Amazon than I ever had with eBay, at least in the past 5 years or so. I sold my first item on eBay (I think) in 2001, and back then it was great. Now, dealing with the draconian fraud checks, no-pay bidders, offshore bidders, fraudulent complaints, 3-week wait for your money on Paypal (if you're lucky), cancelled bids at the last second, complete lack of support, etc - and then having them charge a fortune for the experience - the headache just isn't worth it.

      Never had a bad Craigslist experience, though - always used it only to buy/sell locally/face-to-face with cash (everything else on Craigslist seems to be a scam), of course - but actually made a few friends that way, too. Amazon works great for selling more obscure stuff that won't get attention on Craigslist.

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    9. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most online stores accept credit cards. Paypal is something I only use ofr obscure one-man businesses too small to deal with credit cards.

    10. Re:Opt out? Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did opt out completely for several reasons, months ago.

  12. "Slipped In?" Didn't you get the memo? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Informative
    No, seriously. Here is the email I received from PayPal on 10/10/2012 at 1am:

    Notice of Policy Updates Dear xxx xxxx, PayPal recently posted a new Policy Update which includes changes to the PayPal User Agreement. The update to the User Agreement is effective November 1, 2012 and contains several changes, including changes that affect how claims you and PayPal have against each other are resolved. You will, with limited exception, be required to submit claims you have against PayPal to binding and final arbitration, unless you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate (Section 14.3) by December 1, 2012. Unless you opt out: (1) you will only be permitted to pursue claims against PayPal on an individual basis, not as a plaintiff or class member in any class or representative action or proceeding and (2) you will only be permitted to seek relief (including monetary, injunctive, and declaratory relief) on an individual basis. You can view this Policy Update by logging in to your PayPal account. To log in to your account, go to https://www.paypal.com/ and enter your member log in information. Once you are logged in, look at the Notifications section on the top right side of the page for the latest Policy Updates. We encourage you to review the Policy Update to familiarize yourself with all of the changes that have been made.

    Not that I am defending it.

  13. And the hits just keep on comin'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a ride !!!
    The US has gone from having one of the most exemplary consumer protection laws framework to one which basically fucks over the consumer 100% of the time.
    USA uber alles.

  14. payouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I received the same thing from Amex the other day.
    But the interesting thing is, suppose there's a class-action suit, when was the last time a group has received anything significant?
    Amazon gave everyone $1.34 credit towards the customer's next purchase AT amazon.com.
    Ticketmaster did the same, but around ~$1.00. Again, only if you buy more tickets through Ticketmaster.

    Methinks end-user gets screwed anyways. Only ones who win are lawyers.

  15. What is needed by ewibble · · Score: 1

    A Class action should be raised against this clause! Seeking punitive damages for even putting something like this in a contract.

  16. Binding Arbitraton is legalese for by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    Binding Arbitration is contract legalese for "meet our FOAF, the arbitrator...".

    Think about it. Who is the arbitrator and who does he / she want to please / not piss off? Whose circle does he / she run in? Who is in a position to provide work / favors / introductions / etc. for him or her? Who does he or she identify with? The whole science of jury selection that lawyers apply them to so assiduously is based on the answer to those types of questions. And yet in "binding arbitration" you're being "paranoid" and "unreasonable" if you ask them. Oh, and you have no choice. Yeah, that's fair. Paypal effectively excludes itself from our centuries old year old legal system and does what it wants.

    PayPal is guaranteed that *most* customers will not not select PayPal on account of this contract change. The only blow back they'll ever feel is if , for decades the most outrageous shit goes down under the name of "binding arbitration" that finally even the type of regressive reactionary Congress we have is forced to DO something about it.

    What this means is you shouldn't base anything important on the allegedly contractually obligated behavior of PayPal. Be ready to walk away and be able to walk away.

    And yes, I DO understand the deleterious effects frivolous lawsuits have on companies; see my posts under WoofyGoofy->Software Patents for details.

    Binding arbitration.

    1. Re:Binding Arbitraton is legalese for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame congress, they passed the Federal Arbitration Act that "reflects a liberal federal policy favoring arbitration."

  17. the reality is that by nimbius · · Score: 2

    most major multinational corporations preserve the tradition of arbitration as your only means of recourse as theyve found the courts rule far too often in the favour of the users. Court time is reserved strictly for corporations to battle other corporations for control of consumers but once that control is entrenched? your arbitrator should you elect to meet with one will likely be from a limited pool of closely guarded individuals with close ties to the corporations for whom they arbitrate. Your ruling, statements, and even the case itself will remain entirely confidential with rarely any record of it transpiring. Most importantly, Arbitration allows a corporation to remain blameless. Never having admitted fault, they secure their public image and in turn their investors confidence as arbitration amounts to nothing more than a kangaroo court.

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  18. How to opt out by bwcook0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Opt-Out Procedure. You can choose to reject this Agreement to Arbitrate ("opt out") by mailing us a written opt-out notice ("Opt-Out Notice"). For new PayPal users, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than 30 Days after the date you accept the User Agreement for the first time. If you are already a current PayPal user and previously accepted the User Agreement prior to the introduction of this Agreement to Arbitrate, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than December 1, 2012. You must mail the Opt-Out Notice to PayPal, Inc., Attn: Litigation Department, 2211 North First Street, San Jose, CA 95131. The Opt-Out Notice must state that you do not agree to this Agreement to Arbitrate and must include your name, address, phone number, and the email address(es) used to log in to the PayPal account(s) to which the opt-out applies. You must sign the Opt-Out Notice for it to be effective. This procedure is the only way you can opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, all other parts of the User Agreement, including all other provisions of Section 14 (Disputes with PayPal), will continue to apply. Opting out of this Agreement to Arbitrate has no effect on any previous, other, or future arbitration agreements that you may have with us.

    1. Re:How to opt out by Speare · · Score: 1

      What is not stated in this "Opt Out" disclaimer: PayPal will likely move to close accounts that opted out. It might be forceful and quick, in January. It might be a slower pressure move, done more insidiously, if they wanted to avoid big bad press. But I can't imagine they will move forward for long with a bunch of people who have opted out of their ideal arrangement.

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  19. Collective Power vs Paypal by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

    Here is where collective power would be of use. On the market side, we can exert pressure on paypal by making efforts to drive their customers to the competition (and reaching out to the competition to help them highlight their lack of this phrase). This approach does require there is actual viable competition, and that they don't pull the same crap (so in many markets it wouldn't be effective).

    The second side is government. This is where regulation shines! Let's lobby Congress (and hell, local government) to pass laws forbidding private arbitration as a binding substitute for lawsuits. Let's use the power of the law to slap Paypal down and say "no, you are NOT allowed to do this to your customers".

  20. But there *IS* that opt-out exception by macraig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is OLD news: the announcement from PayPal went out over a month ago, and I mailed a signed opt-out declaration back to Paypal myself more than four weeks ago.

    More important is that fact that Paypal actually had the decency - ??? - to include the opt-out exception in the first place. Do you have any idea how pervasive these clauses are now? ALL the corporate kids are doing it. If it's a business that provides a service and uses one-to-many type contracts - service agreements, terms of service, etc. - to establish the service, then you can bet such a clause is imminent if not already present. Valve added one months ago, AT&T did the same before PayPal, etc. EVERY service agreement will have one by the end of this year.

    It's all thanks to yet another corporate-friendly ruling last year from the same Supreme Court that gave us the Citizens United ruling and allowed the upcoming election cycle to be fully bought.

    1. Re:But there *IS* that opt-out exception by Roxton · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to be malicious, but does anybody else find it funny that somebody would find an opt-out provision for a /class action/ waiver to be meaningful?

    2. Re:But there *IS* that opt-out exception by yuhong · · Score: 1

      And to be honest class action suits do have their problems.

    3. Re:But there *IS* that opt-out exception by macraig · · Score: 1

      And so that's an excuse to put the discretion of them in the hands of the very entities who have a vested interest in NONE of them being allowed? Your reasoning has its problems when you despise lawyers so much that you can't see straight.

    4. Re:But there *IS* that opt-out exception by yuhong · · Score: 1

      I am not excusing the ruling.

  21. its all downhill from here by jest3r · · Score: 1

    Gone are the days when companies invested in bettering their products and protecting their customers.

    It's now cheaper to invest in lawyers and better contracts, at which point these companies can continue to provide sub-par products or customer service with no ill consequence.

    PayPal .. I use them everyday with no complaints ... heck I even like the product ... but with this latest update it reads like they are preparing for armageddon ... virtually every change leaves the customer worse off than before ...

    Ranting a bit ... products are manufactured to fail ... customer service is designed to exhaust you ... contracts are designed to cheat you ... yet we keep pouring money into this stuff ...

     

    1. Re:its all downhill from here by shentino · · Score: 1

      What choice do we have when they all gang up on us?

      Companies love being in bed with each other.

  22. PayPal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The world's best-loved way to pay and get paid."
    Why would the best-loved way need a clause like that?

  23. stupid stuff like this is why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped using paypal about 3 years ago.

  24. You can actually opt out? Yay! by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

    How is that even considered evil?

    Hm, let's check how to do this...

    You can choose to reject this Agreement to Arbitrate ("opt out") by mailing us a written opt-out notice ("Opt-Out Notice"). For new PayPal users, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than 30 Days after the date you accept the User Agreement for the first time. If you are already a current PayPal user and previously accepted the User Agreement prior to the introduction of this Agreement to Arbitrate, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than December 1, 2012. You must mail the Opt-Out Notice to PayPal, Inc., Attn: Litigation Department, 2211 North First Street, San Jose, CA 95131.

    The Opt-Out Notice must state that you do not agree to this Agreement to Arbitrate and must include your name, address, phone number, and the email address(es) used to log in to the PayPal account(s) to which the opt-out applies. You must sign the Opt-Out Notice for it to be effective. This procedure is the only way you can opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, all other parts of the User Agreement, including all other provisions of Section 14 (Disputes with PayPal), will continue to apply. Opting out of this Agreement to Arbitrate has no effect on any previous, other, or future arbitration agreements that you may have with us.

    ... yeah, never mind. I get it.

    At least you don't have to deliver your opt-out notice in person and wrestle a grizzly to get inside their offices.

    1. Re:You can actually opt out? Yay! by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least you don't have to deliver your opt-out notice in person and wrestle a grizzly to get inside their offices.

      That's a fantastic idea. We'll be back with another contract update soon.

      Thanks,
      PayPal legal department

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  25. Re:"Slipped In?" Didn't you get the memo? by game+kid · · Score: 1

    Yeah. My copy of the notice arrived a day earlier, even. As with Valve's change and eBay's, I thought they already had a no-CA clause anyway. All the Cool Kids, EULAs=sign away your first born and their virginity, class actions=free coupons for their service, et cetera.

    So meh.

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  26. I Hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope opting out means they will permanently cancel my paypal account.

  27. I have altered the deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    End User License Agreement:

    You are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Merry.

    I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.

    [X] Accept [ ] Cancel

  28. Reminds of this sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "We are not responsible for anything that happens to your vehicle in this parking lot" or those gravel trucks with the sign, "Stay 200 feet back, not responsible for damages."

    Bullshit, you are still responsible. The sign do not form a valid contract, they are there so stupid people won't sue.

    1. Re:Reminds of this sign by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1

      The sign do not form a valid contract, they are there so stupid people won't sue.

      In your example, there is no agreement, no contract, and therefore either party is free to do as they like. For example sue the other party for damages when a mishap occurs.

      In this case, there IS an agreement, which could (and likely will) be considered a legally binding contract. You have 2 choices:

      1) You don't agree to it. If you are existing customer, that will probably mean you stop doing business with them, can't use their services anymore etc.
      2) You explicitly agree to it - in some way or another. From that point on you're bound to the terms agreed upon, unless a court says they're invalid, unreasonable, unenforcable etc.

  29. Very difficult to opt-out too by galiven · · Score: 2

    This one is particularly bad because there is no "obscure and buried opt-out option" to check. The process to opt-out requires you to mail a physical signed letter to some office. I'm pretty sure none of these terms are actually legal and enforceable, particularly in California where the courts have already struck down binding arbitration clauses before, but it's a deterrent to actual justice being served. My wish would be that the "Severability" clause was found illegal, so if the corporation decided to put something illegal in the contract, it voids the whole contract. That would be the only way to get the corporations to stop doing these things.

    1. Re:Very difficult to opt-out too by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's legal nationwide. The Federal Arbitration Act overrides state laws prohibiting forced arbitration. See the case AT&T Mobility v. Concepcion.

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  30. act of war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These coordinated actions are an open act of war against the entire middle class.

  31. Again, PayPal, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU WANT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can't just override laws. That's why they're laws!

    Remember how they scammed Notch (Minecraft maker) out of $300,000 because suddenly there was a lot of money coming to his "account", and they called it "(probably) illegal activity", and just took it all!
    They could do that, because PayPal is not a bank! So they don't even have to adhere to the already ridiculously lax bank laws.

    But THIS they cannot do. It's illegal. And if they try it, they go to jail. End of story.

    I call for a global boycott of their criminal asses.
    Seriously, FUCK PAYPAL!

  32. Why are we still noting these? by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    As it was pointed out several times when Sony pulled this crap, EULAs < Law.
    The problem is not these EULAs, but the fact that regardless when you go to court, he with the more money wins.
    Guess what? The one with the more money is pretty much always going to be paypal.

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  33. Why does anyone use PayPal? by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    They are a third party biller and as such, you can't dispute a billing error with your credit card company or bank. You must go to PayPal. That's why I stopped using them. All this other crap is just irrelevant silliness.

    As for eBay, I bid/buy things from sellers that take other forms of payment. However, eBay makes it very hard for vendors to accept other forms of payment.

    Who would of thunk that the selling of cute little Pez dispensers could lead to such evil.
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    1. Re:Why does anyone use PayPal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can dispute the billing...

      You just loose your Paypal account.

    2. Re:Why does anyone use PayPal? by TobinLathrop · · Score: 2

      Or they do what the did to me, Hey you used your credit card with us to buy some gas at a place near work instead of home and that is suspicious so we are locking your account. Can't dispute, can't close it. It is here forever locked down till your grandkids die (or paypal dies whichever comes first).
      At least I didn't actually have any funds in it.
      I hope they die soon.

  34. Hoping the EU kicks them around a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paypal operates as a bank out of Luxembourg, under European regulation. The EU has been notoriously tough on corporations (see Microsoft). In the case of an egregious violation, lodging a complaint with the regulating agency might work better than a costly court case anyhow.

  35. Micro$oft had a hand in this somewhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are all shills.

  36. Furthermore by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Lastly, the agreement must be accompanied by six Unobtainums (TM) breakfast cereal boxtops (15 lb. boxes only), each featuring a Notary Public seal from the Third Bank of Neptune. The agreement must have been written on parchment during the reign of Charlemagne."

  37. You can thank yourselves for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its because of how sue happy people are anymore it results in companies doing stuff like this. Companies have to go to extreme measures and do everything they possibly can to shield themselves from legal action because people today are sue crazy. People will sue for every single thing they possibly can, no matter how small or trivial it is because they want money.

    I personally dont blame any company that does. Sure a lot of people say its so they can screw over the little guy (because thats the popular bandwagon to be on) but in reality it is because the little guy is screwing over the company. Did you buy a medicine and get a tummy ache while using it? Then sue them in a class action suit. Did you trip and fall at the movies? Sue the theater for damages. Are you black and commited a crime then fought the police and got pepper sprayed? Sue the cops. Are you a woman who acts like a complete bitch and get fired? Sue your employer for sexual harrasement. Did you rob someones house and then get shot by the home owner while doing so? Sue them!

    And when it comes to big companies like paypal they also do this to shield themselves from class action suits which are nothing more than money grabs from lawyers. Thats why you see so damn many ads on tv saying "Did you use this product in the past 10 years? Then call me to get your reimbursement in this class action suit". Sure some may say its just a way to get a company to change blah blah blah but at the end of the day its all about money and for lawyers its all about money and the chance to win a major case against a big company to earn prestiege.

    Paypal is doing nothing more than protecting themselves against greedy and stupid people and nothing else.

    1. Re:You can thank yourselves for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. Another corporate sycophant.

      Someone who says that it means NOTHING that corporations spend millions of dollars of lobbying cash every year to get the laws that they want.

    2. Re:You can thank yourselves for this. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Paypal is doing nothing more than protecting themselves against greedy and stupid people and nothing else.

      Fuck you

  38. Re:"Slipped In?" Didn't you get the memo? by Guru80 · · Score: 1

    The original heading was Paypal jumps on the "No Class Action" bandwagon with privacy change. Editors gonna edit.

  39. There's an opt-out, but you need to move fast by guises · · Score: 2

    Not to sound resentful, but I submitted this a month ago when it was first published. Actually, I do intend to sound a little resentful... What I submitted was the Ebay policy change, which is apparently being kept separate from the Paypal one. More importantly, you only have until Nov. 9th to opt out of the new Ebay policy.

  40. Ultimate opt-out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't use PayPal

  41. AT&T vs. Concepcion by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    AT&T vs. Concepcion is what allowed companies to get away with this crap. The California Supreme Court rightly ruled that such clauses are "unconsionable" where there is disparate baragaining power between the two parties. Even before reading this case, I had the exact same train of logic. When I am negotiating with a peer, it is fine to agree to such clauses. When I have the upper hand, the court should not recognize such abusive clauses.

    If the Supreme Court (led by Scalia in a 5-4 decision) won't shoot down suck idiotic clauses, then it is up to our Congress to do so. How many of you want to hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

    if you are interested in more details, read the ruling here: http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/10pdf/09-893.pdf

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  42. don't use paypal by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    if you have problems with paypal, your first mistake was to use paypal. They are not a bank.

  43. You *do* have a choice by eyegor · · Score: 1

    After suffering with all of Paypals issues and hearing horror stories from other PayPal customers, this was the final straw.

    The best way to make them reform their practices isn't to whine and complain, they figure as long as you put up with it, then no worries. The best way to get them to change their practices is to vote with your feet and let them know why you're leaving.

    I closed my PayPal account last week and if it makes getting stuff on EBay harder, so be it. It's on them if they insist on me using it and they'll lose my business as well.

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  44. Here's How by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    Opt-Out Procedure. You can choose to reject this Agreement to Arbitrate ("opt out") by mailing us a written opt-out notice ("Opt-Out Notice"). For new PayPal users, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than 30 Days after the date you accept the User Agreement for the first time. If you are already a current PayPal user and previously accepted the User Agreement prior to the introduction of this Agreement to Arbitrate, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than December 1, 2012. You must mail the Opt-Out Notice to PayPal, Inc., Attn: Litigation Department, 2211 North First Street, San Jose, CA 95131. The Opt-Out Notice must state that you do not agree to this Agreement to Arbitrate and must include your name, address, phone number, and the email address(es) used to log in to the PayPal account(s) to which the opt-out applies. You must sign the Opt-Out Notice for it to be effective. This procedure is the only way you can opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, all other parts of the User Agreement, including all other provisions of Section 14 (Disputes with PayPal), will continue to apply. Opting out of this Agreement to Arbitrate has no effect on any previous, other, or future arbitration agreements that you may have with us.

  45. closed my account without my permission... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got the email ,and called them to see if there was a way to pot out over the phone or on the website, they said no, I ask what guarantee do you have of acknowledging you get my letter they said none, I said so it would cost me out of my pocket to mail you a reg. certified letter to provide my own guarantee you received my letter and they agreed , I sad that was unacceptable and would have to close my account if there was no other way and ask to speak to a supervisor they put one on the phone and I explained how I felt and wanted to close my account if it could not be resolved in some other way and the supervisor closed my account with out my permission...so if I want an account now I am automatically opted in... so I filed a complaint with the FTC... won't do much but I feel better... took a bit to find the address (of paypal) and pres. (of paypal) email address.... but I sent them that as well...(the FTC)

  46. Mass sue-age days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With this clause in place, and something big and bad happens, victims need to organize a single day for every user in the world to go to their local court houses and individually sue. Overwhelm them with little cases. That should make them change their minds.

  47. A couple of ways of dealing with this... by tekrat · · Score: 0

    #1) Sue right now, en masse, BEFORE the deadline. It doesn't matter what it's for, but if they get served 50 times a day, they'll get the hint they've pissed off someone.

    #2) Sue later, and when you serve them, state in the serving that by accepting this serve, they agree to binding arbitration with an arbitor of your choosing (not theirs) regarding your violation of the law regarding their right to binding arbitration. Regardless of the outcome of the arbitration, your suit still stands unless that becomes a part of the settlement. Oh, but just to be a prick, you could give them less than 24 hours to opt out.

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  48. Individuals have less rights than corporations by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Once again, we're seeing that Corporations have more rights than American citizens. These corporations can influence politics, influence elections, yet pay no income taxes (or practically nothing), provide nothing back to their host country, and yet have gamed the legal system so that they hold all the cards and it's like gambling against the house to go against them. Only when we've risen up with pitchforks and torches will things be able to change. It's going to take an act of civil war or something akin to the French Revolution to get us our country back from those greedy bastards that have stolen it from under our noses.

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  49. So I sign a contract that the law does not apply ? by sp4ni3l · · Score: 1

    Not sure how it is in the USA, but here in the Netherlands this is basically a nogo for corporations. By Dutch law a contract can never , ever go above the law and starting a lawsuit is a basic right by law. There is even a real danger for the corporation in questions that having such a clause in he contract invalidates the whole contract and the transaction falls back to "standard" terms. maybe i am a bit optimistic here but would this principle not also apply in any country, include the US of A?

  50. Twice in 2 weeks: Rights taken away. by trum4n · · Score: 1

    Xbox Live updated, and the new TOS include this same crap.

  51. Here's a Opt-Out letter template by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opt-out Word letter template. Fill it out. Send it in.

    https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B54hcCtnn2DtNmwyWS0ya0xsdWM

  52. PayPal Schmay-Pal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gettin' me one of them Walmart AMEX's

  53. Nuclear Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I understand that these types of organizations need such protection they miss a big hole.

    Instead of acting as a class simply have 10k people sue them individually (or in binding arb.)

    It could easily be worse....

  54. Consider This An Official Opt-Out, Paypal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's October 18th, and here's my official opt-out: I am opting out of Paypal's stupid no-class-action clause. If Paypal screws up badly enough to be sued, then I hereby retain the right to sue them. If the screwup affects lots of people, I hereby retain the right to start a class action lawsuit. If there's already one started by someone else, I hereby retain the right to join it. Okay, that covers it. Thanks for letting me post this somewhere where it can be found again should I ever need it, Slashdot.

  55. Xbox Live... by steppin_razor_LA · · Score: 2

    I noticed the same thing when I got a dashboard update. IMHO, the companies should be able to change their legal policies on the fly -- as long as they are willing to refund you for all of the equipment/software/etc you have purchased if you don't find it acceptable.

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  56. Re:"Slipped In?" Didn't you get the memo? by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

    No, seriously. Here is the email I received from PayPal on 10/10/2012 at 1am:

    No, I didn't. I suppose that they wouldn't want to send it to customers in countries where a company can't deny you access to the legal system.

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  57. Spotify just barred class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an update a few hours ago in the user agreement. Did they ever get rid of the nasty cookie? Any way I can restrict their cookies?

    Thanks.

  58. Thank the Roberts Court... by hpa · · Score: 1

    One of the many atrocities on the American Justice system already committed by this Supreme Court...

  59. HA HA by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

    Eff Paypal.

  60. Not quite so .... by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    I understand the reasoning behind class action suits perfectly well, and don't object to the theory in the least bit.

    The problem I have with them is the fact that no matter how small a compensation is eventually awarded the "settlement class", the attorneys who brought the suit get a huge payout for themselves.

    In normal court cases, there's a reasonable expectation of the wronged party receiving fair to excellent compensation when their case is won or settled. If the attorney felt he/she couldn't get you very much, you'd likely decide not to file suit in the first place. Many times, the attorney's pay is directly tied to the winnings as a percentage, motivating him/her to get as much as possible for you.

    With class actions, it seems like any law office with some spare time can simply hear about some dissatisfaction out there with a product or service, ask people to email or call them if they've experienced it themselves, and put together a case. As long as they're awarded some big dollar figure as their own compensation in the eventual settlement, they can ask for VERY little for the rest of the settlement class.

    I recall several of these class actions in the past where the eventual award was nothing more than a discount coupon off the purchase price of another product from the company. Why would I want to buy something else from the company that sold me a dud the last time?! That sounds to me like the lawyers just wanted to make sure the settlement went through so they'd get paid, so they asked for the smallest compensation possible for everyone else.

  61. Back in the day ... by eyegone · · Score: 1

    Paypal cancelled my account, because I wouldn't give them direct (i.e. ACH) access to my checking account. I don't think they do that any more, but my d'bag meter tends to stick once it gets in the red.

    All of which is my way of saying that I'm not one bit surprised by this move.

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  62. Nope - My SPLA Supercedes all EULAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says so right on the side of My PC.

    Software Provider License Agreement:

    By allowing the user of this PC to use your software, you agree to the following terms.

    Your software *IS* guaranteed for the purpose the user uses it for, and you are liable for any damages or losses caused by your inept programmers.

    Your legal-sleeze that tries to prevent you from being sued individually or in class action is null and void, you have no recourse but to be reemed openly in court, drop your trousers, bend over - no, you may not have lube.

    Your software will be updated continuously for the betterment of the users, not your stock-holders. All updates will be free.

    You will owe the user of this PC $150,000.00 a day for each day your software fails to work after the PC is updated or patched.

  63. Quick "template" for the letter by seandiggity · · Score: 1
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  64. Is that actually legal? by cheros · · Score: 1

    I think a clause like would be likely to fail in the UK as unfair (especially for EXISTING account holders).

    Is this actually legal or are they just trying it on?

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  65. PayPal: deservedly the most hated company on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.paypalsucks.com/

    Customer support which is a mere deception, instant automated account freezing for the most ridiculous and trivial of flags, holding people's account balances hostage for a year or more.

    It's a bad company in need of a bashing by both customers and regulators.

  66. Does it really matter? by jopsen · · Score: 1

    Just because the EULA says so, doesn't mean the courts agree.
    I for one is pretty confident that the courts in my country will aprox... 5 min to rule that the user cannot be expected to understand or even read the EULA, and that agreement-by-click is in anyway binding.

    So let them write what they want... If you have sane laws and court system, it'll bite them in the ass, as the courts will probably find the entire EULA invalid, due to a single section...

  67. Anything to make money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The U.S. government believes it has the right to kill anyone, anywhere, especially anyone living in a poor country with oil resources. Misusing contract law seems mild by comparison to those who believe in killing.

  68. You need that $1.398! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opt-Out now! Your rights are at stake! The attorney you've never met's livelihood is in peril!

  69. It does not matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end, it is a court that will decide if a lawsuit can go through or not, and courts always have the option to rule the EULA as invalid.

  70. Again? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Monkey see, monkey do.

  71. Opting out may be moot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's face it, hardly any PayPal users are going to jump through the opt-out hoops. That means that the size of any potential class in a class action suit may be so small that it effectively means that most future abuses will still be considered just a cost of doing business. Also, fewer attorneys will be willing to take on a class action when there won't be a giant payout due to the class size being relatively small - better for the lawyers' bottom lines to target drug companies and go for the big payouts.

    You can be sure that PayPal's own attorneys are well aware of this.

    - T

  72. How to Opt Out by nickserv · · Score: 1

    They deliver everything to me electronically but I have to write a letter to opt out, jerks.

    Opt-Out Procedure.

    You can choose to reject this Agreement to Arbitrate ("opt out") by mailing us a written opt-out notice ("Opt-Out Notice"). For new PayPal users, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than 30 Days after the date you accept the User Agreement for the first time. If you are already a current PayPal user and previously accepted the User Agreement prior to the introduction of this Agreement to Arbitrate, the Opt-Out Notice must be postmarked no later than December 1, 2012. You must mail the Opt-Out Notice to PayPal, Inc., Attn: Litigation Department, 2211 North First Street, San Jose, CA 95131.

    The Opt-Out Notice must state that you do not agree to this Agreement to Arbitrate and must include your name, address, phone number, and the email address(es) used to log in to the PayPal account(s) to which the opt-out applies. You must sign the Opt-Out Notice for it to be effective. This procedure is the only way you can opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, all other parts of the User Agreement, including all other provisions of Section 14 (Disputes with PayPal), will continue to apply. Opting out of this Agreement to Arbitrate has no effect on any previous, other, or future arbitration agreements that you may have with us.

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