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McAfee Arrested In Guatemala

Reports are coming in that John McAfee's on again off again relationship with various law enforcement agencies has finally come to an end. According to interior minister Mauricio Lopez Bonilla, he has been arrested in Guatemala after trying to enter the country illegally.

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  1. Did he take a picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we can get the EXIF data from that one, too.

    1. Re:Did he take a picture? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      I just want more "candids" of Samantha...

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  2. McAfree? by Revotron · · Score: 3, Funny

    John McAfree?

    What a clever pun considering the situation. Surely it was intentional!

    1. Re:McAfree? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      John McAfree?

      Cue the "Fee McAfree" movement.

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    2. Re:McAfree? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Close, it means no more crystal meth.

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    3. Re:McAfree? by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      An intentional typo and boom - 100 posts. And some people still think the editors are stupid....

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    4. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just any John McAfree.

      The John McAfree.

    5. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never attribute to editors what you can incompetence.

    6. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Neil

    7. Re:McAfree? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

      John McAfree?

      What a clever pun considering the situation. Surely it was intentional!

      He was probably caught in Guatemala's firewall. The worm.

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    8. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... both here and at his new job!

    9. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't it have been McAflee?

    10. Re:McAfree? by macraig · · Score: 1

      It sounds more like the name of a dance step than a movement.

    11. Re:McAfree? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      John McAfree?

      What a clever pun considering the situation. Surely it was intentional!

      Virus McAfree.

    12. Re:McAfree? by greg1104 · · Score: 2

      My relatives who don't understand computers and worry about viruses already pay a McAfree Fee each month.

    13. Re:McAfree? by MatrixCubed · · Score: 1

      Oh, it was intentional all right. And don't call me Shirley.

    14. Re:McAfree? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      The editing quality has really dropped around here since Taco left.

      At Slashdot, "editing" or "editor" has an entirely different meaning than it does on other sites. There should be no expectations of quality, unless you simply enjoy disappointment.

    15. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guatemala, not Japan.

    16. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fucking LOVE disappointment, you insensitive clod!

      ps Thanks for teh disappointment...YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

      pps Thanks again ..

    17. Re:McAfree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intentional, ahahahah. The editors, and you, are stupid.

    18. Re:McAfree? by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      They catch him they he collapses.

  3. McAfree? by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

    Does this mean no more Crystal Singer books?

  4. Whew... by seven+of+five · · Score: 4, Funny

    For a minute there, I thought John McAfee'd been arrested.

    1. Re:Whew... by c0lo · · Score: 2

      For a minute there, I thought John McAfee'd been arrested.

      Wouldn't that be nice?

      I mean... would that happen, we may read some news on /. (instead of watching the first season of a cheap drama)

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    2. Re:Whew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hint: The article has been updated. None of these jokes make any sense any longer.

  5. Asylum by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to USA Today he has requested asylum, claiming he is being persecuted in Belize.

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    1. Re:Asylum by rollingcalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Belize is a problem for him, why doesn't he move back to the US? He still has his US citizenship, and Guatemala will seek to deport him to the US.

      How can he have a valid asylum claim if his country of citizenship isn't giving him a problem? Or is he going to claim that the US will extradite him to Belize?

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    2. Re:Asylum by mug+funky · · Score: 3, Funny

      he should have tried Ecuador...

    3. Re:Asylum by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      If Belize is a problem for him, why doesn't he move back to the US?

      Because Belize wasn't about to let him on a plane -- he's a fugitive. How do you think he's going to just up and go back to the US?

      The two countries share a border, and he was arrested trying to enter illegally.

      As to if they'll send him to the US or Belize ... stay tuned.

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    4. Re:Asylum by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      I was referring to going back to the US from Guatamela. Once he's in Guatemala, he could either seek to get on a plane to the US like a regular passenger, or ask Guatemala to deport him to the US at his own expense.

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    5. Re:Asylum by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it's not up to him now, is it?

      "He entered the country illegally and we are going to seek his expulsion for this crime," Interior Minister Mauricio Lopez Bonilla said.

      Guatemala government spokesman Francisco Cuevas said McAfee would be expelled to Belize and he expected the process to be completed by early Thursday morning.

      I'm quite sure that he was trying to get back to the US or someplace which suited him.

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    6. Re:Asylum by DarkTempes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know at one point there was a wrongful death lawsuit against him in the States and is one of the speculated reasons for him liquidating all of his US assets and moving to Belize.

      I dunno what the actual outcome of that lawsuit was though.

    7. Re:Asylum by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      If Belize is a problem for him, why doesn't he move back to the US? He still has his US citizenship, and Guatemala will seek to deport him to the US.

      How can he have a valid asylum claim if his country of citizenship isn't giving him a problem? Or is he going to claim that the US will extradite him to Belize?

      I think the asylum request is an instance of "playing the last card in your hand, and hope it wins the trick".

      Or maybe he was asking for a different kind of asylum.

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    8. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that would be a good idea. McAfee can be charged with murder in both Belize and the United States (federal charges).

      If an American citizen murders another American citizen outside of the United States, but within the jurisdiction of another country, that murder may be prosecuted as a federal offense. 18 U.S.C. Â 1119 (2010)

      He is a person of interest in the high profile murder of a US citizen. The US government can ignore him while he is in Guatemala or Belize, but once he is in the US, you can expect the FBI to get involved. All that the FBI would need would be the cooperation of Belizean authorities. Considering McAfee antics and what he has been calling them, I think we can assume that they would be thrilled if the US government handled this case instead of them.

    9. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's being "persecuted" in the U.S. as well for skipping out on a trial over a death he caused of a man he accidentally manslaughtered when he allowed the man to ride on a custom hang glider he had developed. Also, we would just probably hand him over if that wasn't the case.

    10. Re:Asylum by reboot246 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine that! A country that arrests somebody who enters illegally! Wow! The U.S. could learn a lesson.

    11. Re:Asylum by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 3, Funny

      That might be racial profiling if we did it. Can't have that. Must keep groping old ladies and young girls in wheelchairs. That's the American way.

    12. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. In 1995 I took a small boat just like this from Livingston, Guatemala to Punta Gorda, Belize (public transportation). It's an insanely easy way to get there, if a bit choppy. About half the ride was in the air between waves - try it someday (and pick up some "pan de coco" - coconut bread is great). He should have went to Guatemala first, there's a lot more people there and the "chicken buses" make moving around the country easy and dirt cheap. (Click the pic to see how they keep fares down.) In that same period, it cost less than $1 to ride 30 miles. If you want international travel, Guatemala is about 3 to 5 times cheaper than Belize and Honduras is even cheaper than that if you stay off Roatan Island.

    13. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... why doesn't he move back to the US?

      He is afraid of Hans Reiser.

    14. Re:Asylum by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Lets assume for a second that he is actually guilty (I don't know that he is or isn't). He is a smart man who can afford a lawyer. Do you really think its likely that they could gather enough solid evidence to convict him by jury here, if he wants to press it?

      It may cost him some money, but I would bet dollars to donuts that such a prosecution would go nowhere. Though, it still might happen, all you need is a prosecutor who cares about getting his name in the papers.

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    15. Re:Asylum by Nyder · · Score: 1

      If Belize is a problem for him, why doesn't he move back to the US?

      Because Belize wasn't about to let him on a plane -- he's a fugitive. How do you think he's going to just up and go back to the US?

      The two countries share a border, and he was arrested trying to enter illegally.

      As to if they'll send him to the US or Belize ... stay tuned.

      The US and Belize do NOT share a border.

      I know i had a public school education, but even I'm not that stupid.

      Yes, I know you meant Guatemala and Belize, but you don't even have Guatemala mentioned in your post, so it seems like you are saying the US and Belize share a border. I would be embarrassed if I made such a mess up in public.

         

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    16. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be a high profile federal case. That means that he would deal with both the FBI (which has exceptional investigators and forensics) and the best US attorneys. Also remember that the US government hires high quality outside lawyers for assistance when they feel that they are over-matched. If Bernie Maddoff and Martha Stewart couldn't beat the Feds, I don't think McAfee will fare any better.

    17. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he could have done was go to an embassy of a Muslim country, say Saudi Arabia, tell them that he's embraced Islam and seek asylum there, claiming that he was being persecuted in Belize for Islamophobic reasons. They'd be only too happy to take him, and once he's in Dhahran, he can live the high life once again even easier this time. Hellfire, he could even join Aramco and offer to work on their computer security - they definitely seem like they could use his services

    18. Re:Asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Belize does share a border with Mexico. He could have gone there and either told them that he's an US citizen and asked to be deported, or asked them to provide him a Metricular card so that he could slip in from Tijuana or Juarez or Mexicali.

  6. "McAfree" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two things: McAfee is a commercial, paid antivirus solution; and if the gentleman is locked up, that's really the opposite of being "free". So back to the drawing board, editors.

  7. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he was arrested then he's not McAfree... ... and probably never was.

  8. Licensing by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like his License (to kill) expired. The renewal fees were probably too much.

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    1. Re:Licensing by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 1

      Hello,

      That was a rude and uncalled-for comment. GirlInTraining may have indeed said something tasteless, but your reply only exacerbates the situation.

      Regards,

      Aryeh Goretsky

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    2. Re:Licensing by Redmancometh · · Score: 0

      You do know where you are right now? Awful things are the norm on any site that starts with http! (includes https..also starts with http)

    3. Re:Licensing by marcello_dl · · Score: 2

      yep it was tasteless, considering that, as we speak, the police may be scanning all mcafee`s personal items for malicious items.

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    4. Re:Licensing by dintech · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or worse, in prison he could be getting rooted right now!

    5. Re:Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's a girl on the internet, didn't you know? How dare you say something rude to a girl on the internet!

    6. Re:Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your comment is rude and uncalled-for, doesn't mean anyone else gives a flying fuck.

  9. I hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that he's going to get a 30 day trial.

    1. Re:I hear... by msauve · · Score: 3, Funny

      "he has been arrested in Guatemala after trying to enter the country illegally."

      You'd think he'd know better than to try and use a Trojan horse.

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    2. Re:I hear... by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anonymous Coward, whoever you may be: I don't hold your post against you. Jokes of this nature are simply obligatory. What would a three hour opera be like when missing the final note of the final crescendo? Or "Shave and a haircut" without "two bits"? Or "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeess" without "Johnny!"? Certain things must be done, and certain words must be said. I thank you, as a fellow human being, for making this sacrifice, and providing one of the thousands of obligatory jokes that have been posted to Slashdot over the years.

      Moderators: Thank you, for clicking the drop-list, selecting "Funny" (and not accidentally anything else, as your moderation takes affect immediately and cannot be corrected), and consuming one of your moderation points to bring the obligatory joke to our attention. The joining together of individuals, possibly from the far reaches of the globe, to orchestrate such humor, is truly humbling and brings a tear to my eye.

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    3. Re:I hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quote implies that McAfee wasn't in Guatemala when he was arrested in Guatemala. ::head expodes::

    4. Re:I hear... by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      I hear his defense will actually slow up the system though.

    5. Re:I hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A free 30-day trial! How 'bout that?

    6. Re:I hear... by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Hah.

    7. Re:I hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      used every McAgee slashdot thread and its still funny

    8. Re:I hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best slashdot comment in 10 yrs. worth the wait

  10. great editing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    " ... McAfree's on again off again relationship various law enforcement agencies..."

    Wow. Is Slashdot now recruiting from the Exit 9 school of journalism?

  11. dumb by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Funny

    He should have morphed himself so their border patrol wouldn't recognize his signature and quarantine him.

    1. Re:dumb by zullnero · · Score: 0

      Good, it seems you guys got it. This definitely deserved a 5.

    2. Re:dumb by neonmonk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did it, though?

      I'd love to actually get some interesting comments about McAfee, his pathology (sociopath) for example, when opening these Slashdot threads. But nope, it's just more "anti-virus" jokes. Every single thread. Jokes repeated ad nauseam.

    3. Re:dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I think the problem is that there's really nothing to say and this isn't news for nerds.

    4. Re:dumb by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Anything any of us could say on the topic would be gossip. I prefer the jokes.

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    5. Re:dumb by trawg · · Score: 1

      I long ago changed my preferences on Slashdot so that anything moderated Funny gets ignored - just went looking for the setting but I can't find it in options any more so not sure where to direct you. But it means all those jokes are just removed from browsing the comments and it makes it much more bearable.

    6. Re:dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He DID - he dyed his hair, eyebrows, beard, and moustache black. 'Course, this brilliant disguise probably would have worked better if he had not then TOLD EVERYONE...

      (of course, knowing him, most people assumed he was lying... turns out he wasn't)

  12. and now the Guatemala court system will slow down by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    and now the Guatemala court system will slow down big time to be able to run McAfee though the system.

  13. Re:Slashdot . . . by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

    Where you can get modded up to +5, funny for posting the same jokes that have been posted over and over again before.

    Maybe he caught some weird South American flu while he was there. Then we could make jokes about McAfee catching a virus.

  14. How he was busted... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Informative

    An interesting note on how McAfee was busted:

    To promote its exclusive access, VICE published a smartphone picture of McAfee with reporter Rocco Castoro. That was a big mistake.

    Digitally embedded in the photo was the location where it was taken, and it placed McAfee in Guatemala -- just across the border from Belize. Now the world knew where John McAfee was hiding.

    From http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/12/06/belize-mcafee-arrest-idINDEE8B501X20121206

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    1. Re:How he was busted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really. I heard him on the radio like 4 hours ago talking about how me couldn't go to Mexico, so he decided guatamala .

    2. Re:How he was busted... by bobstreo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      should have used imgur, it removes the geotags

    3. Re:How he was busted... by guttentag · · Score: 1

      Digitally embedded in the photo was the location where it was taken, and it placed McAfee in Guatemala -- just across the border from Belize. Now the world knew where John McAfee was hiding.

      So you're saying McAfee got owned by embedded Intel inside? I thought that already happened like 2 years ago.

    4. Re:How he was busted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that or he announced it on the internet 2 days ago...
      From his blog:
      http://www.whoismcafee.com/guatemala/

    5. Re:How he was busted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just crack the image open in Microsoft Photo Editor or MSPaint and re-save it. I've noticed that those two programs rip out any extra exif data.

    6. Re:How he was busted... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Sure, but NOT the exact geo coords, eh?

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  15. Oooops... wrong linky... HERE YOU GO... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Informative
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  16. Re:Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of it as the nag screen that keeps popping up to remind you

  17. Why... by magarity · · Score: 1

    Why flee to Guatemala? Does he have relatives there? A fat secret bank account?

    1. Re:Why... by petman · · Score: 1

      Because it's just south of Belize. It's not that he was feeling to Guatemala but that he was fleeing from Belize.

    2. Re:Why... by c0lo · · Score: 5, Informative
      TFA

      McAfee said he would seek political asylum in Guatemala, which has been embroiled in a long-running territorial dispute with Belize. There is no extradition treaty between the two countries...

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    3. Re:Why... by jonadab · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Why flee to Guatemala?

      Okay, I know this flies in the face of every movie ever, but in real life a person who is trying to avoid being detained by law enforcement (for something serious, like murder, not just parking tickets or whatnot) generally has to avoid international airports. Ships are almost as bad. That leaves small boats (like, personal sailboats) as the main way to get off the continent. *Buying* a boat, if you don't already have one, is a frighteningly high-profile activity.

      So going by land is a fairly logical choice. That limits the possible destinations somewhat. If you go north from the US, you can only go to Canada. It's not particularly easy to hide in Canada. So the logical thing is to go south. You probably don't want to stay in Mexico, because it's directly adjacent to the country you're fleeing. And you definitely don't want to try to cross the Panama canal, because there are only a couple of bridges that cross it, and it would be trivial for someone (like, say, law enforcement) to have them watched.

      So you end up in Central America. This gives you a choice of seven countries to hide in, which means anyone who's looking for you has potentially seven distinct local jurisdictions to deal with (eight if they can't be sure you're not still in Mexico), which is an annoying impediment for them and may just buy you a bit of extra time to figure out what to do. Maybe.

      There's still a substantial amount of risk, of course. Running from the law is always going to be somewhat risky. And, indeed, he got caught.

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    4. Re:Why... by cplusplus · · Score: 1

      ...he was fleeing from Belize, not the USA.

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    5. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAGL but if it's an immigration issue their procedure might be "send him back where he came from". That might mean the port from which he disembarked, or it might mean his home country. He was probably banking on it being his home country, or them not using immigration procedures. I assume his home country is the USA; but then that would lead to whatever extradition procedures we have with Belize. If it's Guatemalan immigration procedure, then that might override extradition. Is there a Guatemalan lawyer on Slashdot?

    6. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. does he have relatives in Guatamala? Almost.. his Guatamalan lawyer is an uncle of his 20 year-old girlfriend (he claims he will marry her 'soon').

    7. Re:Why... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you're the Belize authorities, you can sit back, smoke a couple and wait for the idiot to tell the entire world where he is.

      Complex spy novel level planning notwithstanding.

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    8. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you are SOL if they've issued an INTERPOL watch and look remotely "gringo". Easy pickings for that police department looking for a high profile catch (which will be immediately called in to local news agencies).

      If you can escape detection the first couple of weeks and find a place to settle down quietly, you will probably be fine though. Pigs have fickle memory here...

    9. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you go north from the US, you can only go to Canada. It's not particularly easy to hide in Canada.

      Not easy to hide in Canada? Canada is huge! And with a population of 35 million it has a population density less than one tenth that of the United States, I think it is a great place to hide.

      Especially since most Americans seem to forget it exists and can't find it on a map! It is definitely where I am going after I create a filesystem and murder my wife. I keep putting things off ....

    10. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...he was fleeing from Belize, not the USA.

      And why was he in Belize in the first place? Because he fled the USA.

      Do try to keep up.

    11. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      generally has to avoid international airports

      International airports have scheduled international flights. Those are for those of us that can't afford to fly private. This is a multi-millionaire we're talking about here...it should've been relatively simple for him to charter an international flight from a much smaller airport.

    12. Re:Why... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Canada is a first-world country with on-the-ball law enforcement that is relatively difficult to bribe (compared to, say, Central America) and a very firm extradition relationship with the US. If you're hiding from the law, you may as well stay in the US as go to Canada.

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  18. Why do you say "trying"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's there. Try succeeded.

  19. Re:Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You may want to update your definition files.

    (Belize and Guatemala are in Central America.)

  20. All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After reading the timeline of events. It really seems like he didn't pay some protection money. First the police raid his house (for a meth lab) and drop charges, then after he donates to the police the next day all his dogs are killed. He definitely pissed off some people. So is he Crazy? I think hes so damn shaken up he cant think straight and tried to run because he honestly thinks he would be escape goat for a murder and might even be murdered himself.

    Timeline @ http://wecheck.org/wiki/John_McAfee

    TDLR; I think he was too busy banging the 17 yo and having the good life, so I doubt he had a meth lab and was a drug kingpin.

    1. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      He spent the last year of his life posting on some pro-drug forum about all the weird shit he was cooking up. He was obsessed with drugs and drug use, about perfecting recreational drugs and inventing new drugs. He's been frying his brain for a while now and this was the inevitable conclusion.

    2. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Pubstar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Escape goat? I like that, I'll have to start using that. It's a scapegoat, by the way.

    3. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by BenJeremy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Escape goat? I like that, I'll have to start using that. It's a scapegoat, by the way.

      The 'escape goat' is like a drug mule, only you have to use it to get out of the country.

    4. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought he was on the lamb.

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    5. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Escape goat is guatemalan slang for a lamb.

    6. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by chooks · · Score: 1

      Nah -- he just had a beef with Belize.

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    7. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by XiaoMing · · Score: 1

      Escape goat? I like that, I'll have to start using that. It's a scapegoat, by the way.

      Escape Goat. This is Guatemala after all.

    8. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Escape goat? I like that, I'll have to start using that. It's a scapegoat, by the way.

      Escape Goat. This is Guatemala after all.

      In Guatemala goat escape you.

    9. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An escape goat is the opposite of a trojan horse. This was posted on /. a couple of days ago. Still somewhat appropriate though.

    10. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by drdaz · · Score: 1

      Which forum? Did he identify himself, and was this confirmed?

      Drug people tend not to reveal who they are on the internet, nor what activities they are engaging in. So this seems odd.

    11. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was also notorious on that forum for boasting about shit that betrayed a pretty clear lack of knowledge about drug chemistry. He might have indeed fried his brain USING drugs, but he wasn't an expert on COOKING drugs by any means.

    12. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2

      He was reportedly on bluelight.ru, posting as "Stuffmonger".

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    13. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, alternately, he did a murder.

      Not every technology figure is an innocent victim hounded by the man. Christ, look at Reiser.

    14. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      As long as he's not a mule.

    15. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's Christ a technology figure?

    16. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Or, alternately, he did a murder.

      Not every technology figure is an innocent victim hounded by the man. Christ, look at Reiser.

      A victim of Faull* play.

      * Its pronounced Fah'-uhl

    17. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone ratted him out.

    18. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Guatemala goat escape you.

      No, that's a bad day in New Zealand.

    19. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. I'm Stuffmonger , goddammit! McAfee is just a troll on bluelight.

    20. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      he honestly thinks he would be escape goat

      <unwanted education>
      That's Scapegoat.
      </unwanted education>

    21. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sheep you insensitive clod!

      In New Zealand a bad day is sheep escape you!

      Try Nepal, I hear they have an escapee goatee problem over there.

    22. Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's blasphemy for you?

  21. A fitting end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fitting end for a delirious drug addict who murdered his neighbor in a paranoid dope-induced binge.

    It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor, drugs ruin lives. I hope later when McAfee sobers up, he has enough brain cells left to realize the magnitude of his selfish pursuits.

    1. Re:A fitting end by kms_one · · Score: 2

      This is by no means an end. This story will continue on until McAfee is in the ground I'd suspect.

    2. Re:A fitting end by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      This is by no means an end. This story will continue on until McAfee is in the ground I'd suspect.

      Or longer, if the conspiracy theory crowd takes an interest in it.

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    3. Re:A fitting end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who murdered his neighbor in a paranoid dope-induced binge.

      That's for a court to prove now, innit?

    4. Re:A fitting end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A court of law would have to prove it, yes. Fortunately the court of public opinion need not undergo any such gyrations as proving anything.

  22. Re:Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where anonymous cowards bitch and moan about other anonymous cowards...Uh oh! Help! I'm stuck in an infinite loop!

  23. Why back to Belize? by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hello,

    From RTFA'ing, it seems that Guatemala and Belize have no mutual legal assistance treat and are, in fact, engaged in a territorial dispute over their border, so I am wondering why Guatemala would bother sending him back to Belize, as opposed to escorting him to the airport and putting him on the next plane out of the country, wherever that might be. Or Mr. McAfee* could certainly afford a flight back to the United States, Switzerland or pretty much any other place.

    Even more strange is the report from CBS News quoting Guatemala's Interior Minister Mauricio Lopez Bonilla that "McAfee was detained by police at a hotel in an upscale Guatemala City neighborhood with the help of Interpol agents" (emphasis mine) as Interpol agents do not have arrest powers. Interpol can request that someone be provisionally arrested in order for them to be extradited, but a search of the Wanted Person's database on their web site reveals that no such "Red Notice" has been issued for John McAfee.

    I do hope that Mr. McAfee is treated fairly by the Belizean authorities, and that his concerns of abuse and torture at their hands is simply an irrational fear.
    Regards,

    Aryeh Goretsky

    *I was told earlier that is improper to use a title of Doctor since his doctorate is an an honorary degree.

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    1. Re:Why back to Belize? by q043x · · Score: 1

      Belize is the enemy. Send in the clowns.

    2. Re:Why back to Belize? by In+hydraulis · · Score: 1

      John McAfee, what do you choose?

      Poontah, or death?

    3. Re:Why back to Belize? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I do hope that Mr. McAfee is treated fairly by the Belizean authorities, and that his concerns of abuse and torture at their hands is simply an irrational fear.

      Such fears, be they rational or irrational, rise some questions about why he moved to and stayed in Belize in the first place, especially after being arrested once already. Did he, for example, attempt to evade the taxes necessary to maintain the society ordered and relatively free of corruption? And if the answer would happen to be "yes", then having such fears is simply the price to pay.

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    4. Re:Why back to Belize? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      From RTFA'ing, it seems that Guatemala and Belize have no mutual legal assistance treat and are, in fact, engaged in a territorial dispute over their border, so I am wondering why Guatemala would bother sending him back to Belize, as opposed to escorting him to the airport and putting him on the next plane out of the country, wherever that might be.

      When you are involved in a multinational territorial dispute, both parties just might not want the antics of a batshit insane psychopath to gum up the works. Neither country controls McAfee's behavior (it's not clear that he can control it either). Loose cannons are very problematic. Easier for Guatemala to pack him up and toss him back over the border with a note pinned on his shirt saying "No thanks".

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    5. Re:Why back to Belize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did he, for example, attempt to evade the taxes necessary to maintain the society ordered and relatively free of corruption? And if the answer would happen to be "yes", then having such fears is simply the price to pay.

      This is the worst comment on this article. You've imagined he's a libertarian caricature solely so that you can create an opportunity to bust out this stock liberal attack on libertarians, with not a shred of fact to go with any of it. What is wrong with you?

        He ran from the US because he had built a custom hang-glider and the test flyer died, prompting a wrongful death lawsuit from the guy's family. McAfee, assuming they would win and bankrupt him, grabbed what funds he had left and ran for it. He's paranoid and desperate, not political.

    6. Re:Why back to Belize? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      This is the worst comment on this article. You've imagined he's a libertarian caricature solely so that you can create an opportunity to bust out this stock liberal attack on libertarians, with not a shred of fact to go with any of it.

      According to BBC, "He moved to Belize about three years ago seeking lower taxes".

      Also, I never once said anything about libertarians. That you instantly associate "tax evasion" with "libertarians" is their own fault, not mine.

      What is wrong with you?

      Utter disgust with people who refuse to do their share to support society yet start whining when it turns out they're not the top predator in the jungle.

      He ran from the US because he had built a custom hang-glider and the test flyer died, prompting a wrongful death lawsuit from the guy's family. McAfee, assuming they would win and bankrupt him, grabbed what funds he had left and ran for it.

      So he's not only a tax evader but also a fugitive from justice, thinks an independent court would find him guilty of at the very least criminal negligence, and doesn't want to pay damages for the harm he's caused. Much better.

      He's paranoid and desperate, not political.

      I never claimed he was political. That's your own strawman. All I said he ran to avoid taxes. That you piled more wrongdoings on top of that doesn't exactly make this seem any less of a case of getting what he had coming, though.

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    7. Re:Why back to Belize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did he, for example, attempt to evade the taxes necessary to maintain the society ordered and relatively free of corruption? And if the answer would happen to be "yes", then having such fears is simply the price to pay.

      Now you're seriously pretending this isn't just a fancier version of "why don't you move to Somalia, stupid lolbertarian, lolololo"?
        Also, pretending that collecting taxes prevents corruption? That is just precious! Corruption is a cultural issue, there are no governmental fixes. Any "fixes" you apply can just be circumvented by more corruption, so long as the culture tolerates it.

  24. Has this been confirmed with his blog ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just checking

  25. Quite clever of McAfee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If his life was indeed in danger, he handled the situation well. By appearing to behave like a lunatic (on the internet), he got the attention of the international news media. This attention acted as a shield - rather like it does with Julian Assange.

    McAfee has brought worldwide attention to the Belize justice system. Now if/when he returns to stand trial, he will be guaranteed a fair hearing. Belize has a growing tourism industry, and won't allow their efforts to be sabotaged by corrupt judicial officials.

    1. Re:Quite clever of McAfee by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      If his life was indeed in danger, he handled the situation well. By appearing to behave like a lunatic (on the internet), he got the attention of the international news media.

      OK, that explains one. Now why do the rest of us behave like lunatics on the internet?

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    2. Re:Quite clever of McAfee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually because people are anonymous/stupid/both, and don't face any consequences for their actions.

    3. Re:Quite clever of McAfee by Nyder · · Score: 1

      If his life was indeed in danger, he handled the situation well. By appearing to behave like a lunatic (on the internet), he got the attention of the international news media.

      OK, that explains one. Now why do the rest of us behave like lunatics on the internet?

      Bath salts?

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    4. Re:Quite clever of McAfee by shentino · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the internet and not the people on it?

  26. Re:Slashdot . . . by gagol · · Score: 1

    McAfee catching a virus.

    Well, that would be new!

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  27. Re:Slashdot . . . by hahn · · Score: 2

    McAfee catching a virus.

    Well, that would be new!

    No it wouldn't.

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  28. Travel Advisory by westlake · · Score: 3, Informative
    This from the US State Department:

    Border Areas: A long-standing border dispute between Belize and Guatemala has not been resolved and many areas of the border area are not adequately patrolled. Smugglers, narcotics traffickers and wildlife poachers enter Belize in the shared border region, and there have been incidents of clashes between some of these individuals and Belize military and law enforcement personnel, some of which included the exchange of gunfire. Visitors should avoid trekking or other activities near the Belize-Guatemala border to ensure that they do not inadvertently cross the border into Guatemala. The Embassy cautions U.S. citizens who choose to travel on cross-border public buses between Guatemala and Belize in response to a spike in armed bus attacks by bandits in January 2011. Illegal cross-border activities increase after nightfall. Visitors to the border areas should travel only during daylight.

    Belize

    CRIME AND SAFETY TIPS: Guatemala has one of the highest violent crime rates in Central America. Between January and September 2012, an average of 95 murders per week were reported countrywide in Guatemala. The vast majority of murders do not involve foreigners; however, the sheer volume of activity means that local officials, who are often inexperienced and underpaid, are unable to cope with the problem. Rule of law is lacking as the judicial system is weak, overworked, and inefficient. Criminals know there is little chance they will be caught or punished as the rate of convictions/resolution are very low.

    The number of violent crimes reported by U.S. citizens and other foreigners has remained high and incidents have included, but are not limited to, assault, theft, armed robbery, carjacking, rape, kidnapping, and murder, even in areas of Guatemala City once considered safe.

    Guatemala is a country with many different and firmly held local beliefs and customs. Particularly in small villages, residents are often wary and suspicious of outsiders. In the past, Guatemalan citizens have been lynched for suspicion of child abduction, so we recommend that U.S. citizens keep a distance from local children, and refrain from actions that could fuel such suspicions. In addition, U.S. citizens are advised to be aware of and avoid activities that might unintentionally violate a cultural or religious belief. The following recommendations will help residents and visitors alike to increase their safety:

    Avoid gatherings of agitated people. Attempting to intervene may put you at risk of attacks from mobs.

    Avoid close contact with local children, including taking photographs, especially in rural areas. Such contact can be viewed with deep suspicion and may provoke panic and violence.

    Keep informed of possible demonstrations by following the local news and consulting hotel personnel and tour guides. Avoid areas where demonstrations are occurring.

    Guatemala

    McAfee seems to have cut pretty close to the line in his pursuit of young women in Belize. Not a pedophile. But not someone to be trusted, either. A bizarre visit to John McAfee's pleasure palace in Belize

    1. Re:Travel Advisory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. 95 murders a week and the police are still 'inexperienced'?

    2. Re:Travel Advisory by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      .. 95 murders a week and the police are still 'inexperienced'?

      The criminals are experienced too.

    3. Re:Travel Advisory by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The US State department's info on Guatamala is certainly entertaining:

      Leaving cars unattended in parking lots of fast food franchises can also invite break-ins in spite of the presence of armed guards. Make sure you leave the car just long enough to complete the meal—the armed guards are for decoration only.

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  29. Someone explain this to me by MikShapi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mcafee got arrested.
    A guy who allegedly understands security murders someone (allegedly), and then proceeds to be "on the run" throughout the third world, while stopping twice a day to give the media an interview, tell them where he is and what he's up to, reality TV style.
    The surprising twist in the story: The authorities found him.
    Who woulda bloody thunk.
    This guy should be shot for stupidity even before being tried for murder.

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    1. Re:Someone explain this to me by jampola · · Score: 2

      The words of Gene Hackman in 'Enemy of the State' ring a bell: "You're either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid" -- I for one am looking forward to seeing how this pans out!

  30. Obviously part of the plan by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Point 1)

    He spends months in Belize without being arrested, but is arrested within a week of entering Guatemala, even knowing 24 hours (or more) before that his position had been broadcast to the world. Riiiight...

    Point 2)

    I guess authorities in Guatemala are much more willing to have you stay arrested than in Mexico.

    If he's extradited to North Korea you know exactly what is happening here.

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    1. Re:Obviously part of the plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would Kim Jong-Un want him? He's not an actor.

    2. Re:Obviously part of the plan by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      If he's extradited to North Korea you know exactly what is happening here.

      Jong Uns is having trouble with porno pop ups.

  31. Software GURU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? To whom? Has he ever made any software the impressed anyone and done anything that changes the "paradigms" of software engineering? I remember a lame DOS program that scanned software for patterns, is that it?

  32. McReiser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who'd win in a fight between Hans Reiser and John McAfee?

    Or; if they shared a cell for 5 years, what might be the outcome? A bloated FS, a lovable but awkward AV product, or just normal murder?

  33. That's why the US has embassies by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the event that it really was a case of Belize trying to set him up and him needing to get out, the US would almost certainly help him. It extends powerful protections to its citizens. He gets in the embassy, he's back in US territory and the rest isn't a big deal, given the US's resources.

    However if you do a little digging you find that he's probably not on that good a terms with the US, and that's why he left. His move there wasn't because it is an unparalleled paradise or because he has ties there or something, it was because he was running from the US more or less.

  34. Inmates running the Asylum by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should rather be in an asylum. He sounds bat shit crazy. It is probably due to a combination of syphillus and crack.

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  35. Re:wow by Pikoro · · Score: 0

    *You're

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  36. Re:and now the Guatemala court system will slow do by halivar · · Score: 2

    The trial will only last 30 days though.

  37. New Media Animation by antdude · · Score: 1
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  38. He needs a different kind of asylum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The media coverage of this is story sickening. McAfee is mentally ill - give him some respect.

  39. McAfree wasn't on the whitelist by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    He probably just assumed the governments were using blacklists, so adding a letter to his name would get him through. If he had thought beyond AV-customer-mentality for a moment, he would have realized that anyone with half a brain uses whitelists instead.

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  40. Re:Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where anonymous cowards bitch and moan about other anonymous cowards....Uh oh! Help! I'm stuck in an infinite loop!
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    (yes, an infinite loop)

  41. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ** WOOOOSH **

  42. Re:Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where anonymous cowards overflow the stack. If you want an infinite loop, read parent.

  43. so how old is Sam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    during the initial raid in spring - "...rousted him from the bed of a 17-year-old..."

    and now - "...accompanied by his 20-year-old girlfriend..."
    "...John professed his love for Sam: “I have known Samantha for a year and a half."..."

    How did she age 3 years in a few months? I thought they frown upon this kind of thing in the states?

  44. Re:Slashdot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I believe you meant:

    Uh oh! Help! I'm stuck ON Infinite Loop.

    May I suggest a new maps app?