Slashdot Mirror


North Korea's Satellite Is Out of Control

Koreantoast writes "After failing on numerous occasions, North Korea has finally put a satellite in orbit. But according to US officials, it is now 'tumbling out of control.' This is bad news, and more bad news, covered in a double layer of extra bad news. From the article: 'According to US officials, it appears that North Korea's new satellite has failed to achieve a stable orbit and is now "tumbling out of control." The greatest danger is the threat of it colliding with another satellite, adding to the growing debris field around the earth.' A separate Gizmodo article provides links for tracking the current location of the satellite."

88 of 450 comments (clear)

  1. send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by peter303 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its unclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities.

    1. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I hear it has the capability to capture satellites. This should a good time to test it and make it public.

    2. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by pezpunk · · Score: 2

      the greatest threat is that it collides with another satellite and creates a debris field, so your solution is ... to blow it up?

      --
      i could live a little longer in this prison
    3. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On a satellite with no attitude control, seriously?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    4. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The manic depressive ones are the most important to get under control.

    5. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Assuming it's tumbling out of control, it has a predictable orbit and safe distance. Could they not maneuver the X-37B close to it with the main engine pointed towards the satellite (oriented in the direction opposite of the orbit), and fire the thruster, slowing down the satellite and hastening re-entry?

      This is assuming the primary concern is that it shouldn't hit anything before re-entering, not the re-entry itself. After all, a random re-entry has incredibly low chances of doing any damage, while an in-orbit collision is pretty disastrous in terms of debris.

      I would imagine that the X-37B would have to consume a great deal of fuel just to reach and match orbits with the satellite, if it were even possible.

    6. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by clj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Neither the "mini-shuttle" nor the retired shuttles are in a position to reach the orbit of the NK satellite. It is in a sun-synchronous orbit, which means its orbital inclination is near-polar. The current OTV-3 (mission name of the so-called mini-shuttle) is in an orbit of around 40 degrees, which makes it incapable of reaching the NK satellite's inclination, and no space shuttle ever flew in a polar orbit and nor had any plans/capability to do so after the Challenger accident.

      If I had a nickel for every time I've seen someone propose that two satellites get together in orbit when such a thing is practically impossible, I'd be hundreds of dollars richer...

    7. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by peragrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      what do you think the OTV-3 is doing up there? taking photos on film and bringing them back?

      No it is testing new ion engines that actually allow for decent orbital delta V.

      actually I don't know but I could see the air force doing actual in space engine design and testing on the thing.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    8. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      small rocket + net + parachute. Navy waiting underneath. Hell, put a GPS transmitter and flotation in the package and you could pretty much bring anything out of orbit you wanted to as long as it didn't have its own propulsion.

    9. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you're assuming the purpose has always been to launch a satellite. if they were using this as a means of demonstrating their missile delivery capabilities, they view this as a great success.

    10. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2

      if the size of whatever we blow up the satellite with is less than the satellite it is likely to hit, then you would have less debris blowing it up. Also I would think the resulting debris field would be more contained. If it was from 2 high-speed large satellites they may wound each other enough to then have large obstacles aiming at more satellites...

    11. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its unclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities.

      Of course it has offensive capabilities. The only country known to not arm its spacegoing vessels is Finland.

    12. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the flip side, if you can't get a satellite to not die on the way up, what makes you think the nuke's systems will survive?

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    13. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      the space shuttle orbiter was armed in the sense that it had an arm.

    14. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then again, if you were an out of control insane nation run by psychopaths and wanted to test an anti-satellite satellite against a real target, you would want to make sure it appeared like it was out of control too. Then it's all whoops, tee hee and pay me much money not to launch another one.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    15. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then we can take it to our secret volcano fortress where everyone wears jumpsuits. We just need to ninja and British agent proof it.

    16. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by ridgecritter · · Score: 5

      "No it is testing new ion engines that actually allow for decent orbital delta V."

      Citation requested, please.

    17. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by dbIII · · Score: 2

      There's "decent" and then there's "shitloads" required to move from an equatorial orbit to polar. You can try it out with a yo-yo (do they still make them?) spinning horizontally at waist height and then move it so it's spinning vertically to get some idea of how much force you've got to put in. To sum up, if it's not designed to do such a thing it won't have all the extra fuel capacity to do so, because even empty tanks are heavy.

    18. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Gertlex · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure any one has achieved survival of a nuke when using it... /pedantic misreading

    19. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by kh31d4r · · Score: 2

      I doubt they can. It's not hard to capture a drifting object, but if it's actually "out of control" (fired a thruster until it obtained an energetic spin), then they'd have more work to do than just send up a shuttle with grappling arm.

      You left spacedock without a tractor beam?

    20. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by jonadab · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is North Korea we're talking about. The level of incompetence they have displayed, repeatedly and publicly, is difficult to overstate. Quite frankly, botching their first attempt at a satellite launch (something the Soviet Union got right on their first try in 1957) is small potatoes compared to some of their other attempted shenanigans.

      Among other things, the tallest structure in the country (a would-be hotel in the capital) was started in 1987, was originally intended to be completed by mid 1989 for some locally important event or another, and at this time is still not ready for use. They're currently hoping to _partially_ open the still-incomplete building in 2013, although one wonders where they think they're going to find enough tourists to fill a hundred-story hotel, even if they do ever finish it.

      (Lonely Planet's writeup of the country is interestingly clever, particularly the way it manages to put excessive positive spin on things and yet still not make the country sound like an even remotely interesting tourist destination. The only landmark attraction they specifically mention is a mountain, which they call "one of the most stunning sights in North Korea", although they do also claim that the capital city has "a few sites worth visiting".)

      Nobody in the Dilbert comic strip has ever approached North Korea's level of incompetence.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    21. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly a nuke isn't gonna be worth much if you can't even hit within 20 miles of your target, especially since what i read on their nuke tests had the thing about a little over half the Hiroshima bomb. So with a nuke that weak (as far as nukes go) you are not only gonna have to have a delivery system accurate enough to get within a couple of miles of the target but you're also gonna have to be able to get it to burst at just the right height for maximum damage.

      But from the looks of things what we have here is similar to what a lot of third world dictatorships have tried to do, and that is take the old Scud designs and just make it bigger with more stages. Problem is the Scud was basically a rocket artillery system, it just wasn't ever designed for long range accuracy because that is what the Soviets had the ICBMs for, but of course they didn't export their ICBMs (that I know of, could be wrong) so all these different countries, Iraq, Iran, NK, built around the Scud because that is what they could get their hands on.

      So I really think this is a combo of weenie waving and insurance, weenie waving so they don't look as weak as they actually are and insurance to keep someone like the UN, China, or the USA from deciding that regime change is in order. All that will end up coming of this is they'll end up getting some more aid to prop them up awhile longer and when that runs out you'll have another weenie waving event to remind the world they are still there and to get another aid check.

      But we have yet to see them have a 100% successful test of their rockets and from what we have seen these things couldn't hit a barn the size of Kansas, much less target the USA with the thing. Hell I'd be more worried about the damned thing blowing up over NK and having radiation spread all over the Korean peninsula than I would be them actually being able to target a US city, they just don't seem to have the expertise.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    22. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Our leaders aren't psychopaths...they are sociopaths, there is a difference you know. Psychopaths will do things that aren't in their best interests whereas with American politicians no matter who ELSE has to get screwed they are getting the money and the book deal, count on it.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    23. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by whoisjoe · · Score: 2

      Lonely Planet has this even more entertaining article on N. Korea, describing a visit as a "bizarre" experience.

    24. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Exactly a nuke isn't gonna be worth much if you can't even hit within 20 miles of your target, especially since what i read on their nuke tests had the thing about a little over half the Hiroshima bomb.

      In a tactical sense that's true, but even with poor accuracy you wouldn't want one headed towards your country. The purpose of having ICBMs is not to use them, it is to deter the other guy from using them. Having lots is more important than having accuracy.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    25. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Dins · · Score: 3, Funny

      small rocket + net + parachute. Navy waiting underneath.

      Why, so we can steal North Korea's advanced satellite technology?

  2. Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it can cover multiple orbital trajectories while imperialist pig Yankee capitalist satellites are only capable of a single orbit.

    1. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by siddesu · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, pig yankee capitalist and pig red commie swine had more than one fiery death terror satellite wobbling in many orbits in the past before they forgot the art and became incapable of maintaining more than one orbit per satellite.

    2. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...it can cover multiple orbital trajectories while imperialist pig Yankee capitalist satellites are only capable of a single orbit.

      Our spy satellites can cover multiple orbital trajectories too, and without exploding a few weeks after launch or burning up in the atmosphere. Oh, and you might want to get that mole on your back looked at; Our intelligence analysts think it might be cancerous. Or not. We're just saying, after spending so much money on surveillance watching your every move, it'd be a shame to waste the investment. By the way, kudos on your launch. No really, we mean that -- we're really impressed you can do that when most of your country doesn't even have electricity or basic cable for your citizens to watch.

      Sincerely,

      Your Imperialist Pig Yankee Capitalist friends.

      --
      #fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
    3. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by siddesu · · Score: 2

      Last time I tried to launch a satellite via Google, I got a 403 not authorized error and a 500 internal server while fetching the error page. Maybe they hit the same bug.

    4. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 3, Funny

      NK officials told to press they are pretty satisfied with the result given their reserves of Diet Coke and Mentos, the result is way better than expected. They still have enough Diet Coke and Mentos for another launch before the end of the year.

      --
      Achille Talon
      Hop!
  3. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    US launches secret space drone... NK satellite suddenly goes into an uncontrolled descent.

    1 + 1 = ...

    1. Re:hmmm... by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thus far, the score is 1 to 0

      Secret US Space Drone: 1 and Flying Korean Unicorn: 0.

  4. How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're in orbit, you're in orbit. If your orbit is too low then it's a decaying orbit but "tumbling out of control" is a bit of hyperbole from the press. It might be harder to predict the re-entry if the satellite is spinning and has no attitude control; maybe that's what they mean. I suppose it's possible that it could strike that atmosphere and bounce before re-entering, but will it bounce high enough to impact something in LEO? Details please. I bet this is a tempest in a teapot; not that I condone NK's actions or think they're particularly smart.

    1. Re:How can this be? by tragedy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "tumbling out of control" is a bit of hyperbole from the press

      I would have to say "the greatest danger is the threat of it colliding with another satellite, adding to the growing debris field around the earth" is another fine example of that hyperbole. I mean, it's probably technically true. The odds may be infinitesimal, but still higher than the odds of any other danger.

    2. Re:How can this be? by edjs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The article is quoting "US officials" when describing it as tumbling. If the satellite is spinning around more than one axis, then tumbling is the appropriate description, and is strong evidence that it is not under control.

    3. Re:How can this be? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      It's bad reporting. "tumbling out of control" usually means "requires directional stability to get power from the sun, and it's tumbling too fast to get sun on the panels long enough to generate useful current." Or "physical problem with thruster applied unintended thrust, resulting in an unintended spin." But there's nothing that would have a satellite traveling in anything other than a normal orbit, which is what this article is implying. It's highly unlikely it has enough fuel to cross multiple orbits in such a dangerous manner as described.

    4. Re:How can this be? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tumbling out of control also means any directional antennae are useless. If you intend sending commands to the satellite though such an antenna then you might not be able to recover the ability to control the satellite.

      The North Korean people aren't just hungry, they are starving en-masse. And the leadership is all into putting its tiny foreign earnings into dick swinging activities like this (achieving what Russia and the US did decades ago). The DPRK really is the most criminal and totalitarian regime out there.

    5. Re:How can this be? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [you posit that its hyperbolic to say there is a risk of satellite collisions] "I mean, it's probably technically true The odds may be infinitesimal, but still higher than the odds of any other danger."

      You must not have seen space junk 3d
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUZO5pW7-5U

      http://www.space.com/14132-space-junk-3d-film-orbital-debris.html

      Because in it, they discuss at length, and 3d model, the 2009 collision of Iridium 33 and Kosmos-2251. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_satellite_collision ) which most certainly did occur recently and definitely in our lifetimes.

      Their thesis was that it will become more and more of a problem unless people start taking it seriously and not just writing it off as a one time fluke, as you are.

      --
      -
    6. Re:How can this be? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

      It's also doing a fantastic job of brainwashing their people. Lots of them blame the Western world for their problems. There was a NPR story years back where an embed noted that if there's a power outage, the typical reaction from people is to blame it on some anti-infrastructure American campaign. I've always said that dictators are the highest form of politician because they've got to maintain an iron grip on power with nothing as helpful as royal blood or divine right to keep the people on their side. And, usually this is happening with heaps of external criticism.

      --
      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    7. Re:How can this be? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interesting. I heard that a Westerner who went through Pyongyang was surprised to see US flags *everywhere*. You see, the food aid extorted from the US comes in large sacks that have US flags stamped on them. When the food is used the sacks get re-purposed for lots of things, like makeshift materials (eg, awnings, window blinds etc). Hence, the North Korean certainly understand where the food is coming from. The official line might be continuous revolution and the evil West, but I doubt the West is hated more than their government (if it wasn't for ruthless armed guards the people would flee - that speaks volumes about what the people think about their 'Workers Paradise').

    8. Re:How can this be? by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > Lots of them blame the Western world for their problems.

      For those living in the capital city, it would be dangerous to do otherwise.

      (Outside the capital city the concept of a "power outage" is essentially redundant.)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    9. Re:How can this be? by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      Satellite AI 1: I'm receiving a transmission, but it appears to be in Morse Code.
      Satellite AI 2: Who cares! Wheeeeee!

    10. Re:How can this be? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Agree, there are thousands of planes flying straight at each other over the N. Hemisphere, we don't leave that to luck, we use traffic control. Why not a similar deal with space?

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    11. Re:How can this be? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Picture a spinning top, if the axis is no absolutely vertical the axis itself will "spin" around a different axis, the point where both axis intersect is where the top is touching the floor. The second axis does not pass through the top, it is at a tangent to the floor end of the tops primary spin axis. I believe it what's known as "procession" and that the Earth also displays the phenomena, but I'm too lazy to google it. If you never had a gyroscope as a kid go out and get one, they are just as "miraculous" as magnets.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  5. It may not be stupidity by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

    It may not be flat out stupidity. Perhaps it is a matter of not having the data required to make the appropriate calculations. We know everything in orbit, gravitational tug well beyond 20 decimal places on all faces of the earth. Just a couple of those missing variables could really make physics not work how you predict

    --

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    1. Re:It may not be stupidity by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or, it was designed to be a simple parabolic missile, but NK test firing a missile is banned by the UN, so they pack in enough fuel to get to orbit, any kind of orbit, and there was never a plan to make it a stable orbit nor were there thursters on board to do so. In other words, a missile test disguised as a orbital launch.

      --
      Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
    2. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because they had to be able to go to the moon to launch an ICBM, seems legit.

    3. Re:It may not be stupidity by dj245 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think North Korea cares about the UN? The UN can't agree that the Syrian government should be sanctioned. For launching a missile, the UN might decide to write a weakly worded statement that future misbehaving might incur a more strongly worded letter. Maybe. After weeks of negotiations and diplomacy.

      --
      Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    4. Re:It may not be stupidity by mug+funky · · Score: 3, Informative

      someone modded this up?

      they went to the moon for the whales. everybody knows that.

    5. Re:It may not be stupidity by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      do you have any idea how f'ing busy I am, Hans Brix??

    6. Re:It may not be stupidity by Nimey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The UN in general /can/ agree on Syria, it's just that Russia and China have their vetoes on the Security Council and used them to protect the Assad regime. Why? My theory is geopolitics: Russia is trying to keep a friendly government near its southwestern flank and head off US/NATO gains in the region, and possibly they're trying to keep Islamists off said flank lest the plague spread into their territory.

      China's just wanting to cock-block us so we don't get too powerful, and maybe they've got some lucrative trade going on, or would like to.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    7. Re:It may not be stupidity by Donwulff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I liked that theory at first, but then I took a look at the orbital parameters... It seems to be almost pefect sun-synchronous orbit. Public experts where holding reaching sun-synchronous orbit out of reach impossibility for NK given the need to launch it at such an angle as not to have spent stages fall on ground where they could be construed a hostile action.

      I'm sure we'll hear more on this in the coming hours, but it looks to me like they must've spent a lot of effort and risk on reaching sun-synchronous orbit (one conductive for earth-observation, such as spy or weather-satellites which NK claimed it would be). It doesn't seem credible that they would've done that just for a ballistic missile test and dummy payload. Also something about the way most news-sources quote the "tumbling out of control" seems to give up the impression they believe it initially had attitude control, though to be honest I'm curious to hear how they would determine when it had or didn't have attitue control.

    8. Re:It may not be stupidity by ks*nut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It may not be flat out stupidity. Perhaps it is a matter of not having the data required to make the appropriate calculations. We know everything in orbit, gravitational tug well beyond 20 decimal places on all faces of the earth. Just a couple of those missing variables could really make physics not work how you predict

      We absolutely do not know everything in orbit and I would hazard a guess that hundreds if not thousands of objects launched by the U.S and Soviet Union/CIS are now "tumbling out of control." At the birth of the space age there was a lot of room up there and they just never thought to provide a way to bring things back down to Earth in a controlled manner. The countries lambasting the North Koreans need to collectively drink a large cup of shut the fuck up until they clean up their own acts.

  6. X-37B timing? by andydread · · Score: 2

    One has to wonder if the Air-Force's X-37B kinda gave it a nudge.

    1. Re:X-37B timing? by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Funny

      pff.. why when they can just send up the X302 to blow it out of the sky?

  7. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could see several scenarios in which this leads to war with North Korea

    Tom Clancy... is that you?

  8. Could be worse by future+assassin · · Score: 2

    they might Need Another Seven Astronauts.

    --
    by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
  9. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    is the taco bell target still in the pacific? Mir didn't hit it but I still want that free burrito!

    --
    "the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached to it." - Grandpa Simpson
  10. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope it lands back in North Korea so its citizens can get some return on their investment.

  11. best post by hurfy · · Score: 4, Funny

    from the article after someone makes a prediction of it crashing somewhere.

    One of the follow-ups: " I predict it will crash into a Mayan temple in 9 days "

    You guys have a tough bar to reach in comments this time :)

  12. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure if there would be time to deploy the military shuttle thing...

    By amazing coincidence, they just launched the "military shuttle thing" -

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246629/U-S-military-sends-mystery-space-drone-orbit---STILL-wont-tell-mission-be.html

    --
    If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
  13. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just hold on a moment.

    Okay, look. North Korea are not the world's nicest people from what we know, either to their southern neighbour or (far more commonly) their own people. Let's just get that out of the way right now.

    But seriously. Seriously. "Takes them out"? A Korea War II would be extremely costly for the western world and over what? A satellite that, worst case, smashes into one of the US Military's satellites (say a GPS one, not one so secret they'd just go "WHAT SATELLITE, IT WAS A TRAINING EXERCISE"). Then the debris takes out a few other satellites, and the GPS network takes a hit, being down for a week or so.

    That's in my mind the absolute worst case scenario, and it would be pretty bad. We use GPS for everything; the airlines would take a hit, the road toll would go up, some smart missiles and bombs would stop working.

    And you want to fucking bomb them for this? It's clearly just an accident. Sure, criminal ineptitude possibly, but that's what sanctions are for.

    There's no reason anyone should die over this even in the absolute worst case. Stop crying for war as your country plummets over the fiscal cliff of economic crisis. And, of course, you sound so confident you can win (protip: You didn't win last time).

    Are you fucking insane? Or one of those hardcore American evangelical Christians whose line of thought goes:

    God blesses America to do whatever the fuck we want. Skirmishes? Bah, bomb those Athe-commies back to nothing. It escalates to total war? It's Christians vs Atheistic Commies! God will bless us with victory. It escalates to nuclear war? Praise God, the end times are upon us! The rapture is here!

    So I repeat my question. Are you fucking insane?

    --
    Check out my sci-fi book "Lacuna" at http://goo.gl/MVxX8
  14. My apologies by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    Figures, Best Korea would launch a satellite with a bad attitude.

    Pity, Japan's having pitching a fit over NK's poor angle of attack, but y'all just need to get over it - NK clearly has no inclination to just roll over and take it!

  15. What goes around, comes around by BeerCat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the original space race, when the Soviets launched a satellite, it was seen in the west as a proxy for an ICBM - the (correct) theory being, that a nation firing a sub-orbital rocket was "interesting", while a nation launching an orbital craft meant they could, potentially, hit "anywhere" (subject to orbital inclination and other similar factors)

    Now that the Soviet Union has fallen, to be replaced by "friendly" (yeah, right) Russia, other nations can launch satellites with impunity (China, India etc). Most of them are, if not "friendly" to the west, are at least "not complete and utter fruitbats" (that's a technical term BTW).

    North Korea (DPRK), though, is still transitioning from the "complete and utter fruitbat" of Kim Jong-Il to Kim Jong-Un, so that, at this stage, it is hard to say whether the new Dear Leader's plans for satellites are peaceful or not.

    Assumption 1: it is peaceful, so an out of control satellite is, as USA, Russia and several others have found out, merely an expensive mistake
    Assumption 2: it is deliberately provocative, (we launch a satellite, so an ICBM is easier), so an out of control satellite is... well what, exactly?

    Let's not forget that part of DPRK's posturing is directed inwards - their recent "nuclear accident" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryanggang_explosion) - to quote wiki "No neighboring nations have claimed any detection of radioactive isotopes characteristic of a nuclear explosion.", even though their news media hinted it as such, means that even an unsuccessful satellite will still be seen as a "we are a major power" - when broadcast to those in DPRK

    So... where from here? DPRK joins the space race. That is still a concern. Does it matter that the satellite failed? Only if it was intended to be "just a satellite" If it was a "proof of concept" for an ICBM, then a wonky orbit is still an orbit

    --
    "She's furniture with a pulse"
    1. Re:What goes around, comes around by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whatever it is, it's not a weather satellite. Those are put into geosynchronous or geostationary orbits (west to east with slight inclination or directly over the equator with zero inclination), so they'll have the same view of the Earth all the time. e.g. If India launches a weather satellite, they want it hanging over India 24/7 so, y'know, it'll show them pictures of the weather over India all the time. Because geosynchronous orbits are so much higher (42,000 km), they require a lot more energy than low earth orbit (150-300 km).

      The North Korean satellite is in a polar orbit (north to south). You only put stuff into those highly inclined orbits if you want to maximize coverage of the Earth's surface - typically a spy satellite, though NASA's Landsat satellites are also in highly inclined orbits. The loiter time over any one spot on Earth is short, typically with a ~24 hour gap between flyovers (the Earth rotates underneath a stable orbit). Meaning without a communications satellite network or an array of receiving stations spanning the globe, you're only in communications with the satellite for a few minutes every 24 hours. But you do get coverage of the entire globe. Unless something went wildly wrong with the launch, this orbit was intentional since the spent stages fell towards the south-southwest. Most countries' early launches are to the east since you get free energy from the Earth's rotation if you launch in that direction.

    2. Re:What goes around, comes around by Strider- · · Score: 5, Informative

      Whatever it is, it's not a weather satellite. Those are put into geosynchronous or geostationary orbits (west to east with slight inclination or directly over the equator with zero inclination), so they'll have the same view of the Earth all the time. e.g. If India launches a weather satellite, they want it hanging over India 24/7 so, y'know, it'll show them pictures of the weather over India all the time. Because geosynchronous orbits are so much higher (42,000 km), they require a lot more energy than low earth orbit (150-300 km).

      Actually, no. Much of the weather observations are done from polar orbiting satellites in low orbit. This allows them to have a much more detailed view of the earth and its weather systems then if you're geo-stationary. To put it in perspective, from geo-synchronous orbit, the earth is a sphere about 17 degrees wide. This is roughly the size of a basketball held out at arm's length. Sure you can see large scale weather patterns (Hurricanes and so forth) but it doesn't tell you about much about local conditions. This is where NOAA's POES satellites, as well as the ones from other nations are intended for. They are put into exactly the same type of sun-synchronous orbit as the NK launch.

      --
      ...si hoc legere nimium eruditionis habes...
  16. Stop with the sentionalist crap already by Cochonou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All right, calling the rocket launch a "weapon test" was not totally uncalled for, because we all know that space rocket technology is dual use by nature, and can result in the development of ballistic missiles.
    But this...
    The satellite is just a small spacecraft on a polar low earth orbit. It seems its attitude control system has failed, this is why it tumbles around. It's not the first example of a failed satellite on low earth orbit... and it's not because it is tumbling that its trajectory has become unpredictable. It will just decay in the atmosphere and burn before reaching the ground, as most low earth orbit satellites do at the end of their life. Controlled re-entries are rare, except for massive objects such as the Mir space station.

  17. Re:Time to send by gmuslera · · Score: 2

    Probably more in the line of this

  18. Re:Worst part by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh noes.. the UN might write us a letter telling us how angry they are..

  19. Re: Better Question... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Why don't we just nudge it into a stable orbit, then use it as political capital to help foster 'peaceful' relations with NK, so that Murdoch will be able to legally use NK labor to produce entertainment for his umbrella of media endeavors? :)

    Nah, let's just nudge it so it crashes on Murdoch instead.

    --
    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  20. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Funny

    And, of course, you sound so confident you can win (protip: You didn't win last time).

    We didn't have Chuck Norris last time.

  21. Re:So what does the world do about it? by russotto · · Score: 4, Informative

    A satellite that, worst case, smashes into one of the US Military's satellites (say a GPS one, not one so secret they'd just go "WHAT SATELLITE, IT WAS A TRAINING EXERCISE").

    Can't smash into a GPS satellite, because they're in a much higher orbit.

  22. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The war would be short, yep. Over in a few days, a week or so tops.

    Okay, so now you have an impoverished third world country where the single biggest employer, the military, has been utterly destroyed, full of fanatically loyal people who hate you and will do everything to kill you even at the expense of their own lives.

    "Troops home by Christmas" was the talk during WW I, "a shadow of the Great War" was the talk during WW II, "a bunch of fishermen in mud huts" was Korea (familiar?) and Vietnam. "Kill Osama, get out" was Afghanistan and "Get Sadam, freedom will rise" was Iraq.

    If you think a conflict with North Korea would be "short" you're not looking beyond the big picture.

    --
    Check out my sci-fi book "Lacuna" at http://goo.gl/MVxX8
  23. North Korean news spin about the spin by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    North Korean succeeds again, our new satellite is able to spin faster than any imperialist satellites and is expected to make a triumphant return any second now.

  24. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by gagol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I feel bad for those poor people, lets focus on precisely crash on Kim Jung Un.

    --
    Tomorrow is another day...
  25. Re:So what does the world do about it? by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's not a matter of bombing the party HQ, and driving into Pyong Jang, the invaders would not be accepted, and the people would gladly give their lives.

    This is basically what was expected in Japan after WW2 based on what was happening in the final weeks of the war. In reality, it was one of the most peaceful occupations the world has ever seen. I don't think you can predict that easily how an oppressed and starving population will react to occupation.

  26. More US propaganda. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    I have to point out that:
    1. No one in US has any way to determine if that satellite is or is not on intended orbit, unless orbit deteriorates (and then no one would care).
    2. The source is mentioned as unnamed "US officials", what can just as well mean "CIA propaganda writers" (well, they are US officials... formally).

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  27. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Clsid · · Score: 2

    Besides, if anything, the US govt should apologize because after all they DID use the rocket to send a satellite into orbit. That kind of mission takes years of planning. Sure, North Korea is not hip or gingham, and their economy is a reflection of centralized planning, but as a whole, very few countries in the world can manage to pull stuff like this. So in my mind, those Koreans, either from the South or the North, are kick-ass. Best Warcraft and Starcraft players, extremely good capitalists in the south and extremely devoted communists in the north.

    To be honest, I'm sick and tired of all the bullshit and finger pointing other countries. The US should take care of its internal issues first and forget about being the freaking world police. That only favors people from the military-industrial complex.

  28. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Donwulff · · Score: 4, Informative

    The GPS satellites have altitude well in excess of 20.000km, so for a North Korean ballistic missile launched satellite with an orbit at just around 500km to hit them would make for some big news indeed. That problem aside, you should probably know the GPS satellites are not something you go pick up at a nearby hardware store - they have a lead-time of years, decades if you count slipping them in to the budget somewhere and generally mucking around.

    While at any given time there are a few irds hold on spare, should a significant number (enough for GS network to take a hit) of them be lost due to a runaway Kessler syndrome or repeat Carrington event, it would be far longer than few weeks to recover the situation. Indeed, the big worry people are hinting at is a Kessler syndrome, where our satellites decide to play a big game of billiards at orbital velocity in the sky. Not only would in theory ALL currently orbiting satellites be lost, but the debris would prevent ANY space-launches for centuries to come.

    The ISS, by the way, is below 410km so quite far below the North Korean satellite for now, though the satellite's orbit is sure to decay in the future. Luckily ISS presents fairly small footprint for collissions, in the big scheme, but countless other satellites and debris lay below the satellite's current orbit. It's not good, but it's probably not catastrohic considering how frequently some satellite or other malfunctions. Our near orbit has grown so crowded however that satellites have for long been de-orbited or moved to safe orbits when taken out of service (Like that Russian satellite that was simply de-orbited rather than re-purposed because it might've received more than its alloted dose of radiation in the Van Allen belts and was therefore a risk).

  29. Re:So what does the world do about it? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 2

    Not counting the usual border "exchanges", a war with North Korea is extremely unlikely unless NK accidentally or deliberately launches an actual nuclear warhead. China and Russia wouldn't want a war so close to home because conflict leads to chaos, what with refugees, disruption of supply routes, and even the possibility of local dissidents taking advantage of the situation.

  30. By Canada by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not only that but this is probably the only instance where Canada was better armed than the US.

    1. Re:By Canada by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're just clueless pikers and you geniuses north of us are obviously our superiors in every way. Thank god for Canada, or we'd all be lost. It's called throwing you a bone, the least you could do is show gratitude instead of acting like you lot actually did something, because you didn't.

      For failing to comprehend the True Cosmological Glory that is Canada, you are hereby sentenced to be (appropriately enough) torn limb from limb by the newest Canadian space-robot, Dextre the Magnificent.

      --
      Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
  31. The Wikipedia entry even say by aliquis · · Score: 2

    "As part of its mission goals, the X-37 was designed to rendezvous with friendly satellites to refuel them, or to replace failed solar arrays using a robotic arm. Its payload could also support Space Control (Defensive Counter-Space, Offensive Counter-Space), Force Enhancement and Force Application systems.[10] An early requirement for the spacecraft called for a delta-v of 7,000 mph (3.1 km/s) to change its orbit.[11]"
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37

  32. Re:So what does the world do about it? by wvmarle · · Score: 2

    The war would be short, yep. Over in a few days, a week or so tops.

    Okay, so now you have an impoverished third world country where the single biggest employer, the military, has been utterly destroyed, full of fanatically loyal people who hate you and will do everything to kill you even at the expense of their own lives.

    Sure you'll end up with a huge mess.

    However, I wonder how loyal the North Koreans really are to their leaders. They are forced to be loyal: people that didn't cry hard enough over the late leader's death were punished, harshly. Not being loyal is not an option. And they don't know better with the total lack of any access to independent information, all information is controlled by the state.

    Saddam Hussein had a huge standing army, loyal to him. However when the US invaded Iraq, that army disappeared almost overnight - soldiers dropping their uniforms and going back to farming or whatever. After the invasion there were little to no Saddam-loyalist insurgents.

    Germany in the 1930s was seriously loyal to Adolf Hitler, yet when Hitler was defeated, this loyalty very quickly disappeared with it.

    And so there are many more examples. Likely the people from North Korea will feel liberated - yet you end up with a land in tatters, with people totally unable to take care of themselves, no attitude to work hard to improve their lives. That was part of the problem Germany had after the reunion, and North Korea is likely to be far worse in that respect.

    The reconstruction and modernisation of the country is going to be a huge issue - and in that way the sooner Kim's regime falls, the better, as the longer it lasts, the worse the problem is going to be. Unless he manages to modernise the country himself in a way China has managed without going through a revolution, but I don't see that happening any time soon.

  33. I don't get it by bfandreas · · Score: 2

    I don't understand what the problem is? Shooting satellites into space and keeping them in orbit has been a solved problem for decades.
    North Korea should be able to do this. Rocket and satellite tech isn't that secret anymore. It's only a matter of engineering and money. They surely have the engineers and they have shown they can scrape together the money at the expense of their own people.

    --
    20 minutes into the future
    1. Re:I don't get it by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      IIRC there are less than 15 nations who have the capability to launch a satellite and none of them achieved it entirely on their own. Knowing how to build an ICBM is quite different to actually building one, there's a whole host of prerequisite technologies that you need, a huge problem when you're an impoverished hermit nation.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  34. FUD by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    The satellite appears to be in a stable, nearly circular orbit. Perigee 505.3 km, apogee: 588.3 km. That's higher than the ISS. It's not going to re-enter any time soon. Good launch. Some idiot seems to have looked at a tracking site, saw that the altitude was decreasing, which happens for about half of each orbit, and made a big deal out of this.

    It's not clear that the satellite is out of control. Many satellites tumble during their early orbits, until attitude stabilization is commanded and achieved. Since North Korea doesn't have a worldwide network of tracking stations, they can only send commands when the satellite passes over their country. They may choose to let it orbit for a while and collect some telemetry data before trying to stabilize it. Assuming it's equipped for attitude stabilization. Early US and USSR satellites were not stabilized.