What's In Steve Ballmer's Inbox?
Barence writes "When Microsoft last year launched Outlook.com, the company carelessly left the SteveBallmer@Outlook.com address vacant. It was snapped up by the editor of PC Pro, giving an insight into the type of emails the public sends to the Microsoft CEO. Among the messages sent to the account are complaints about the Windows 8 interface, a plea from someone who was 'literally driven crazy' by Windows Server product keys, and someone who wants Windows Phone's calendar to remind him when he's being paid. There's also a more sinister complaint from someone who claims they were the victim of racial discrimination when applying for a job at a Microsoft Store."
ikea adverts. He has to replace chairs.
"Three out of the four genuine emails I’ve received for Mr Ballmer could be classified as complaints, or “constructive feedback” if you’re being generous. "
Stick a fork in it, its done. The curse of the even number'ed windows version lives on.
So it's just like any other CEO's public inbox, then?
I have a catch-all inbox that I use for various disposable e-mails. It's a popular domain.
In a typical week I get: ...
- 10+ people trying (and succeeding) creating FB accounts plus any updates and invites and comments and
- ~5 e-mails from Gmail to activate an account
- ~5 e-mails from Windows Live to activate an account
- two library notifications about overdue books
- a backup of the financial database from a company that has set the incorrect e-mail
- Someone sending baby pictures of their newborn child to a co-worker to a similarly-named company
- ~4 e-mails from patients for another similarly-named clinic
- One or two e-mails from an insurance company with confidential data sent to the incorrect domain
- LOTS of e-mails from people signing up on web sites that don't verify e-mails (horroscopes, matching sites, industrial newsletters, etc)
Xmas was pretty busy with a lot of kids registering WIndows Live accounts for their XBOX. ...
Out of courtesy I usually tell people that they have the wrong domain
Wearing pants should always be optional.
and inducing mammary hyperplasia should be the biggest items I'd imagine. And I'd like to believe Steve benefited from the latter category or emails...
If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
Lots of SPAM advertising Dancing Monkey Man brand Anti-Persperants (Zoo Strength). For those on the go who feel the need to jump around on stage like an angry gorilla but don't want to be embarrassed by sweat marks..
Eh, could be worse. At least they knew that Ballmer as theoretical head of the operations of the company now should be the ultimate, "buck stops here," person, as opposed to still spamming Bill while he's off in Africa fighting mosquitoes.
A friend of mine registered "spam@[university]" and "abuse@[university]" while we were at school, they allowed students to have up to seven of them for some odd reason, and he got some funny e-mail. Nothing so bad as to justify forwarding it along to actual school IT administration, but amusing nonetheless.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
I once worked for a university IT department, where a lot of us still retained our old "not everyone needs e-mail" addresses well in to the late 90's, such as simple tom@school.edu, bob@school.edu, and so on. One day our rather red-faced director, "Steve", came out to us and said it may be time for everyone to adopt the current "jsmith" standard, and told how a young woman on campus had just sent a quite amorous e-mail to her boyfriend, also name of "Steve", but she only put his first name in the To: field.
From: Jsvalbreijkaloua@ikea.com
Subject: Holiday Sale - Select Chairs 75% Off
From: amanda.good@monster.com
Subject: Developers! Developers! Developers!
From: rstallman@fsf.org
Subject: RE: UEFI - See you in court.
From: j.allen@rbc.com
Subject: SCO still alive!?! Please wire more money!
From: bgates@microsoft.com
Subject: Dude, wtf windows 8? Investors want to know.
From: Larry.Page@gmail.com
Subject: Windows Phone LOLOLOL
From: rvstrejklisauke@nokia.com
Subject: RE:Meeting with Larry Page - not so good
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Just by getting their complaints published, emailing to the fake Ballmer was probably far more effective than emailing to the real one would have been.
is how the editor of PC Pro cant seem to get invited to anymore of these events.
Good people go to bed earlier.
He should have pointed the university admin to RFC2142 then - abuse@[anywhere] shouldn't be available for anybody other than the network admins.
God: An invisible friend for grown-ups.
Why not? There are more than just one Steve Ballmer on this planet no doubt.
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steve.ballmer@microsoft.com
It's actually steve.ballmer@gmail.com ;)
Haven't we all done this at some point?
I did it for a local football club who wouldn't stop sending me SMS texts.
After the third attempt, I received two 'out of office' replies and knew I'd hit the jackpot. That taught me a big lesson about setting those damn things. I learnt that jane.bloggs@footballclub.com was on maternity leave and joe.bloggs@footballclub.com was out of the country for the rest of the week. Joe was high up in the company and probably had nice stuff in his house.
The SMS texts stopped. Job done for the price of three emails, and a name-scrape from a website.
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People write THE HEAD HONCHO of a multinational corporation with their (in his eyes most certainly seen as) petty complaints about the OS his company makes? Do they REALLY think that he wastes a nanosecond reading them? That he himself does actually care what they think of his product?
Is that the same kind of people who want to talk to "the manager", thinking that he gives half a shit about their ramblings?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
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Why not? There are more than just one Steve Ballmer on this planet no doubt.
I get the impression that Steve Ballmer either eats them, or kills them (probably via chair).
Maybe it's Gabe from Valve who eats his name clones, I don't know.
Be seeing you...
I once had a problem with Cisco. I received a incomplete kit (Cisco ACE LB) from a which only ships from the USA. On the second try Cisco sent me another incomplete kit. Meanwhile this was dragging on for weeks and my local (Israel) distributor claimed he was helpless and it was in Cisco's hands.
1) Call Cisco Israel - get automatically patched into the Cisco switchboard in Ireland and was told that they could only direct my call to a person not to the GM of Cisco Israel
2) Google "Cisco Israel GM"
3) Call again and ask for the name I got from Google. Get patched in no questions asked.
4) GM's PA picks up and I nicely tell her that actually I wanted to talk to her. "Hi this is my story, please tell your boss. thank you"
5) ????????
6) Get a call a few days later from Cisco USA from someone who is in a position to ship me a new kit the same day
7) Profit !!!
Moral of the story - if you have a legitimate complaint/request and present it in a acceptable manner you have a good chance that the senior person you contaced will take a personal interest and you will get results.
Does anyone have any other stories where they contacted senior management from a big company and got a response ?
P.S After this experience I would never buy anything from Cisco again outside of a router or switch and even then only if it was a popular model
every time I read "smart quotes", I picture Doctor Evil making "air quotes".
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Why not? There are more than just one Steve Ballmer on this planet no doubt.
I get the impression that Steve Ballmer either eats them, or kills them (probably via chair).
Steve cuts off their heads to take their power as his own.
Redundancy is good And also good.
Didn't someone get done for some criminal charge about interception of mail intended for someone else not that long ago by registering names similar to those in a company to intercept misspelled mail addresses. Isn't what PC Pro is doing here, while amusing, the exact same crime? He has registered an address with the intention of intercepting mail incorrectly addressed to someone else?
I have no idea if the practice continues under Apple's current Great Leader.
Apparently, it still is:
In a recent interview with Business Week, Tim Cook said the practice is still in-place and even mentioned that he feels privileged to communicate with Apple's customers in this way. Here is a link to the story:
http://tinyurl.com/azzzbhy (BusinessWeek via TinyURL)