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Boeing Dreamliner Catches Fire In Boston

19061969 writes "The BBC reports that a Boeing 787 Dreamliner caught fire in Boston. Carter Leake, an analyst at BB&T Capital Markets in Virginia, said, 'I don't want to be an alarmist, but onboard fires on airplanes are as bad as it gets.' This represents bad news for Boeing especially after the FAA identified errors in the assembly of fuel line couplings in the Dreamliner."

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  1. With one fire by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

    The dreamliner turns into a nightmare. Film at 11.

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    1. Re:With one fire by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The dreamliner turns into a nightmare. Film at 11.

      The Dreamliner is one of the most sophisticated planes ever created. It's going to have problems. I don't think it's a "nightmare", as the FAA fully qualified it for flight. These are the kinds of problems you can only find when it's in production.

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    2. Re:With one fire by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Every commercial plane is "one of the most sophisticated" when its first created, as no customer will accept last years technology with last years performance.

      That said, there have been plenty of issues on the 787 which should not have made it to production - the QA issues that have hit over a dozen aircraft, numerous technical faults and electrical system issues etc etc etc. These are the things that the route proving part of the flight test regime are meant to find, but for some reason they haven't. If this most recent fire is due to a design fault rather than a production fault, then the FAA will be looking at their certification requirements more stringently, as they were updated for the 787s certification requirements.

    3. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ... there have been plenty of issues on the 787 which should not have made it to production - the QA issues that have hit over a dozen aircraft, numerous technical faults and electrical system issues etc etc etc.

      I fully agree. Yes, all planes have issues when they're first deployed. For example, it was discovered that some parts of the wing structure on the A380 needed to be strengthened in order to meet the fatigue lifetime. However, this is not the kind of thing that would have caused failures in flight - it's a long term fatigue issue that was discovered years before it would have caused a problem. Issues like this are common since strength/fatigue vs. weight is such a difficult compromise on aircraft. 787 issues have been more the kind of thing that should have been fixed during design and testing.

      The problem with the 787, and the reason that it was years behind schedule and has so many problems, is that the executive geniuses at Boeing decided to outsource as much of the engineering as they could ("outsource" here referring to both domestic and offshore outsourcing). Many of the companies that engineering was outsourced to simply didn't have the expertise. Large airliners are not exactly the kind of thing that every job shop and subcontractor has the know-how to design. There are only two companies worth mentioning in the world that do.

      The only way they got the 787 out the door at all (and stemmed the financial bleeding of Boeing) was by taking emergency steps to find a large cadre of engineers who had decades of deep experience in airliner design. They found them at (surprise, surprise) Boeing! Golly, you mean there was some wisdom to the way the world's most successful airliner manufacturer has designed planes for decades? Whodda thunk it? No doubt the top execs at Boeing will get large bonuses for discovering this brilliant last minute solution, and blame Boeing engineering for the problems that do remain.

    4. Re:With one fire by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Of course the next line would be: "If you thought the Dreamliner was flaming before, just wait until you hear what happened in Boston."
      I think this is the end of anyone ever flying on it. One little tiny fire or malfunction and customers write it off as a death trap for decades and the tickets are unsellable. They might as well paint Hindenburg on it at this point.

    5. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why am I reminded of the novel "Airframe"?

    6. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes- this ^

      I live in Boeing's former home town (Seattle) and it may be sour grapes, but the buzz I hear here is that the other/new assembly site in South Carolina is an amateur hour kind of thing. Boeing set up shop there because of the union workers here, and the quality went away. I hear from labor and management folks both that Boeing is no longer in the aircraft business- they are now in the vendor management business, and there are no effective mechanisms for enforcing quality or delivery timeframes.

    7. Re:With one fire by kilodelta · · Score: 2

      Very interesting post. Of course outsourcing cannot be applied to EVERY project. There's a certain amount of cultural knowledge that gets completely lost in the process when you're building something as complex as an airframe. And as you so point out, the Execs at Boeing completely screwed the pooch!

    8. Re:With one fire by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is, there are categories of problems which are acceptable to find after certification, and there are categories of problems which are not acceptable to find after certification - fatigue life issues that manifest after the initial certified inspection window (the window between certification and the first deep inspection of the first inservice airframes) are acceptable, because they do not pose an undue risk to the aircraft before they can be discovered. This is because the fatigue testing of a new airframe design continues well beyond that of the certification testing, which only tests for such things as ultimate strength etc while fatigue life, inspection periods etc are done off the basis of longer term testing.

      Components causing fires are in the category of things that should have been discovered during the certification period - there should be no risk from components like that for inservice aircraft, thats the point of certifying the compoments...

      Out of all the problems the Boeing 787 has suffered over its so far short life, the bulk of them have not been engineering issues - only two major issues have been linked to engineering quality, and that is the side of body join problem and the initial arcing problem which caused the first airborne 787 fire during testing.

      The 787s wing, designed and built by the Japanese, has proven to be better than expected spec wise.

      The 787 fuselage sections built by Spirit have proven to be bang on spec.

      There have been a few QA issues with the empennage and other parts, but nothing major.

      The major problems stem from the decision to roll out the 787 as an essentially mocked up CFRP model on the 7/8/07 - rather than wait for the build process to proceed in the planned stages, management pushed for the aircraft to be ready for the public reveal. This lead to non-aviation-grade materials to be used to mock it up, and the aircraft had to be essentially rebuilt in the most difficult way possible afterward. This management decision made a 3 month delay into a 18 month delay.

    9. Re:With one fire by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There was an article a couple of years ago where Boeing said that "the process is the product." They truly believed that managing the process of building the plane was a more important product over the plane itself. I've seen so much of this kind of thing that I used it as an example of process management gone wrong where I worked, and it triggered an interesting discussion and some changes in how IT marketed itself to the rest of the enterprise.

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    10. Re:With one fire by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      The flights sell out regularly, quickly, and well ahead of the flight times. Despite this, I'm still planning on flying on one on a trip in either April or May.

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    11. Re:With one fire by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      Every commercial plane is "one of the most sophisticated" when its first created

      And which automobiles have the most obscure, complicated, frequent problems? It's the super advanced once with 500 sensors and 1000 stupid, needless features.

    12. Re:With one fire by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would seem you have a selective memory about the reliability, economy and safety of older vehicles :)

    13. Re:With one fire by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Well, if quality "went away" with the new FAL in SC, then I hate to think just what those generating the "buzz" think is acceptable quality in the first place, considering some of the atrocious rubbish that happened on the Seattle FAL during the 787s development - fires, reworking after reworking after reworking, and now all of the QA issues which can be found on Seattle originated airframes (the QR and UA related fuel system issues for example)...

      Ouch, is all I can say.

    14. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, I think we're in the downward slope that comes at the beginnings of all bathtub curves. Once they get the QA issues ironed out, they ought to bottom out that curve. Let's hope it is soon.

    15. Re:With one fire by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      I call dibs on your UID.

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    16. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the buzz I hear here is that the other/new assembly site in South Carolina is an amateur hour kind of thing.

      That's what happens when you outsource to third world sites...

    17. Re:With one fire by cats · · Score: 1

      "the process is the product." They truly believed that managing the process of building the plane was a more important product over the plane itself.
             

      The meaning behind "the process is the product" slogan was to infer that controlling the process of how the product is made, in theory, ensures the quality of the product. It doesn't infer that they don't care about the the end product.

      You're interpreting a marketing slogan a wee bit too literally. (Most likely to bolster your argument.)

      Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with Boeing.

    18. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only two companies worth mentioning in the world that do.

      Yup. Boeing and Tupolev.

    19. Re:With one fire by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Yes- this ^

      I live in Boeing's former home town (Seattle) and it may be sour grapes, but the buzz I hear here is that the other/new assembly site in South Carolina is an amateur hour kind of thing. Boeing set up shop there because of the union workers here, and the quality went away. I hear from labor and management folks both that Boeing is no longer in the aircraft business- they are now in the vendor management business, and there are no effective mechanisms for enforcing quality or delivery timeframes.

      While I do believe that the union's strikes were taken into account (and legally so), I find it hard to believe that it is an amatuer shop; there might be some learning curves for the folks, but they will get it and do just the same quality as those union folks - only, they'll probably turn out more than the union folks too.

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    20. Re:With one fire by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Yes- this ^

      I live in Boeing's former home town (Seattle) and it may be sour grapes, but the buzz I hear here is that the other/new assembly site in South Carolina is an amateur hour kind of thing. Boeing set up shop there because of the union workers here, and the quality went away. I hear from labor and management folks both that Boeing is no longer in the aircraft business- they are now in the vendor management business, and there are no effective mechanisms for enforcing quality or delivery timeframes.

      Keep in mind also that only one plane (to Air India) has been delivered from SC. I doubt the one in Boston is from SC. Just saying, you can't blame the SC facility.

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    21. Re:With one fire by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      There's been far too much focus on the process. The way they seemed to be talking about it at the time, they felt that it was more important to hype the process that integrated manufacturers all over the world, including many who had never worked on an advanced aircraft. They believed that their process could deliver a new aircraft with the first major shift in construction materials in 80 years in a shorter time than any previous plane they'd rolled out since before the 707.

      In the meantime, there were other articles that quoted industry experts and anonymous Boeing personnel as saying that management was moving too fast, had too much confidence in a relatively new process, and had routinely covered up failures with cosmetic touches (like rolling a 787 out of the factory on July 8, 2007, using fasteners that weren't intended for use on aircraft and reportedly barely held the plane together) to reassure customers. It's part of what extended the first flight by more than two years and first delivery by more than three years beyond the planned schedule, and the first few were seriously overweight.

      I know that almost all new aircraft have schedule and production problems. But Boeing was trumpeting the process while hiding as best it could the failures of that very process that were leading to these serious delays and cost overruns. That's putting the process ahead of the actual finished airplane, and that's a management failure.

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    22. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseshit it being a non union worker issue. The unions at the local boeing shop operate purely for the union's gain, not production. The police have to periodically conduct drug stings which net a few dozen supposedly highly trained and reliable union employees - and the union swoops in to protect them.

      SC worker training will be up to snuff as the shop is finally free to fire the incompetents unlike under union regs. Fuck the unions.

    23. Re:With one fire by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

      Woosh.

    24. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do drugs have anything to do with being highly trained and reliable? I know they *could*, but was it of any relevance to the cases you mention?

    25. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try airbus affiliate.

    26. Re:With one fire by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      When the process involves specific expertise, and Boeing executives neglect the inhouse expertise thinking that you can outsource it, they're the ones taking it too literally.

    27. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only two companies worth mentioning in the world that do.

      Yup. Boeing and Tupolev.

      Are you sure he didn't refer to Embraer and Bombardier?

    28. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      new cars have better economy and reliability ?

      try a 1986 1.6L Turbo Diesel Jetta/Golf, all mechanical controls no electronics, gets over 40MPG official EPA rating,
      http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/bymodel/1986_Volkswagen_Jetta.shtml

      they get over 50MPG in real life at 90kph (55mph) on the highway

      its not unusual for them to have over 500,000 km (300,000 miles) on the original engine parts without rebuild.
      and when I say no electronics: the car will run without a battery, without any electricity, if you take the fuel shut off solenoid valve out and bump-start it.

      2012 model:
      http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/bymodel/2012_Volkswagen_Jetta.shtml
      wow, 42MPG .. what a huge improvement with all these expensive electronic parts that keeps breaking down and artificially forcing you to go back to the shop.

      new cars have better safety? yes, specially versus SUVs, but where is the problem really?
      better economy ? not when you account for all the costs the added complexity and maintenance adds.
      better reliability? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

    29. Re:With one fire by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's be fair about this. Let's compare the 7 year TCO of a 2006 Honda Civic to a 2012 Ford Fusion...oh wait, I don't have a time machine. Look, more sensors, more parts, more electronics means more problems and you can't quite side-by-side them with plain vehicles seeing as how they're many years apart.

    30. Re:With one fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, the tiny fuel economy improvement is due to better aerodynamics, not electronic engine controls.

  2. Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to be an alarmist, but onboard fires on airplanes are as bad as it gets.

    "Ok, people. We have a situation on our hands, mmmkay? There is nothing to be alarmed about. When you're done eating, please have a chat with your cruise representative to get an update on what's happening. Here are some free drink vouchers."

    1. Re:Titanic by webmistressrachel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      | "onboard fires on airplanes are as bad as it gets"

      Hmm... I'm sure a missing wing, or rapid loss of pressure due to a collision, or massive power failure, or lots of other things could be a lot worse than a battery fire.

      Am I correct in assuming TFA doesn't know what on earth (or off it) they're on about?

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    2. Re:Titanic by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah I'd say, "The airline said that no passengers or crew members were hurt as they had already disembarked." puts the kibosh on "as bad as it gets [on airplanes]".

    3. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A plane full of nuns crashing into another plane carrying girlscouts over Somalia would strike me as worse.

    4. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, they are as bad as it gets. Wing off, you die. Cabin fire, you suffer while knowing you're going to die. There is a distinct difference. Listened to the tapes; they still haunt me.

    5. Re:Titanic by djsmiley · · Score: 1

      Wing off..... you plummet towards the ground and die.

      Fire?

      Uhoh we are on fire, where can we land?

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    6. Re:Titanic by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, wing off, you watch the ground rise to meet you and you die.

      Not sure which waiting period is worse. At least with a missing wing, you hope Sully is in the right seat and can figure out how to land on one wing. Fire is very hard to escape from on a plan, if it manages to find any occupied compartments. I suppose you could try climing, popping the oxygen masks, starve the fire, and hope the emergency oxygen system doesn;t catch fire. And other problems.

      Given my druthers, I guess snakes may actually be the second-least problematic next to crying babies. Or being between an air marshal and a grandmother^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H terrorist.

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    7. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry sir, you ARE an idiot.

      An on-board fire in a location that is hard to reach or a fire that is hard to extinguish is one of the WORST things that can happen to an airplane. Yes, it is even worse than a massive power failure or rapid loss of pressure.

      There have been several grave incidents due to fire, maybe you Google a bit: Flight 111, Flight 295, Flight 592 and Flight 797 come to mind.

      Bottom line: Once a fire gets out of control or causes too much smoke, you're essentially doomed once you're in the air. So, a battery catching fire IS a big deal and as bad as it can get.

    8. Re:Titanic by Capt.Albatross · · Score: 2

      | "onboard fires on airplanes are as bad as it gets"

      Hmm... I'm sure a missing wing, or rapid loss of pressure due to a collision, or massive power failure, or lots of other things could be a lot worse than a battery fire.

      Am I correct in assuming TFA doesn't know what on earth (or off it) they're on about?

      No, you are not correct, you are either over-estimating your expertise or over-estimating the importance of being pedantic.

      En-route cabin or hold fires fall into the category of events that will almost certainly be fatal to everyone on board. With a slight application of analytical thinking, it is possible to see that a fire on the ground immediately raises the question of whether this could occur in flight.

    9. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear passengers: I have bad and good news for you. The bad news: we lost a wing. The good news: it was on fire anyway.

    10. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god they got a capital markets analyst to comment on airline safety. I'd hate to think anyone would bother to as someone from, say, the NTSB.

      CAPTCHA= "intruded". Oh yes, Carter Leake did.

    11. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      A plane full of priests and boy scouts... Nevermind, that's simply too terrifying to contemplate.

    12. Re:Titanic by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      This happened on the ground when plane was empty of people.

    13. Re:Titanic by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      1st off, it's Madame, not sir.

      2nd off, every plane with two wings that lost a wing crashed. Not every plane that ever had a fire on it crashed. Go figure.

      What's with the attacks too, who's an idiot now?

      Simple logic puts your links to shame.

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    14. Re:Titanic by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Also, an onboard fire while airborn is very bad but an onboard fire on an empty plain on the tarmac is not really so bad. Inconvenient and expensive, sure, but nobody will likely die from it.

    15. Re:Titanic by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they don't just put parachutes on a plane. In a catastrophic emergency going down on a parachute is much better than crashing into the ground. Even if some people break a leg, it's better than dying. Perhaps the space/weight trade off is too much for something that will almost never be used.

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    16. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I'm sure a missing wing, or rapid loss of pressure due to a collision, or massive power failure, or lots of other things could be a lot worse than a battery fire.

      You left off Godzilla attack. Surprisingly common air travel hazard back in the 60s.

    17. Re:Titanic by LeadSongDog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Stop, you're both wrong.
      1. This is not, by definition, an aviation accident: even the crew had deplaned.
      2. Many parked aircraft have lost wings without crashing: all it takes is wind passing over the tarmac on the wrong vector.
      3. A fire, even in flight, doesn't have to be the end of the world if the systems design detects the fire and limits its ability to spread. This was the principal lesson-learned from SR111, which has since changed material approvals for aircraft. SA295 was never adequately explained, so teaches us little, but evidently the firefighting routines were not followed. VJ592 was caused by illegally carried hazmat (oxygen generators) in the cabin. AC797 had many similarities to SR111 (insulation burning spread the fire), but the lessons learned were not applied to designs in time to prevent SR111. I'd blame the FAA's inaction on NTSB recommendations.

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    18. Re:Titanic by bigdanmoody · · Score: 4, Informative

      Indeed, as a former aircraft mechanic, I know that all of the planes that I've worked on have taken fire safety very seriously. The Dash-8's that I've worked on have their batteries placed outside of the pressure vessel. Although I have not personally worked on a plane that uses Li-Ion batteries like the 787 does, my understanding is that aircraft that do use these batteries have numerous warning and safety features to prevent thermal runaway, which sounds like what happened here. Based on the very limited information in TFA, I hypothesize that if the flight crew had been on board, they would have noticed a battery overheat condition and could have taken appropriate action well before a fire broke out.

    19. Re:Titanic by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      Orphan Girl Scouts. Gotta have the orphans in there.

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    20. Re:Titanic by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      An Israeli Air Force F-15 lost almost all of one wing in a midair and was able to land. You can find video, it's insane.

      Not exactly on point, many warplanes have lost big parts of wings and landed. Flying buses aren't in the same league.

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    21. Re:Titanic by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Not the whole plane - you make the passenger compartment detachable and capable of parachute descent. It's been designed, shown to be workable, and calculated to be too expensive.

      If there were lower barriers to entry, an airline might be started that had these kinds of planes and people who wanted to pay a premium for that kind of technology could choose to do so. There are many cheap bastards in the world, but many people will pay more to cover their fears, so it might work out.

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    22. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saw your posts history troll. Simple logic put you away http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3360735&cid=42512131 for your attempting to lie and cover up you trying to play expert and being shot down for it by your own mistakes.

    23. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A F-15 generates almost a third of its lift from its lifting-body fuselage. Passenger liner fuselages aren't shaped to do that.

    24. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment should have been labeled "Funny"... mods got confused again

    25. Re:Titanic by richlv · · Score: 1

      i seem to recall it actually being the case of 99.99% of passengers having no idea what to do with parachutes. they would probably be more likely to plop on the ground, just with a backpack attached

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    26. Re:Titanic by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      And if the fire had started 20 minutes earlier?
      I'd say it looks like luck that people had disembarked prior to the fire.

    27. Re:Titanic by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Also, an onboard fire while airborn is very bad ....

      I'm sure you mean "airbourne", but I had a friend who was actually airborn. Her mother went into labour above Shannon airport, and she was named after the airport. I guess she's thankful that the plane wasn't circling Gatwick, or Heathrow.

      OK it's offtopic - but you have to admit it's interesting...

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    28. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wing off -> you know why.

      Fire -> you don't know why.

      There's the difference.

    29. Re:Titanic by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      Thank you, it was a little tongue-in-cheek but having read the following dicussion it's surprisingly on-target.

      To summarise

      a) Every plane (except those which have significant body lift - not the "flying buses" as one low UID put it) which loses a wing crashes, there and then, with little choice of where.

      b) Fires can be put out. Planes can land with a fire on board.

      c) The regulations dictate that the batteries should fail-safe, that is, should they overheat they would be placed outside the pressure capsule.

      I learned all that thanks to my tongue-in-cheek comment, and so did everyone who read the thread. The negative comments are worth it :-)

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    30. Re:Titanic by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I included a second line/HTML para in my post. Perhaps you could have read it before stampeding to the 'Reply to This' link?

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    31. Re:Titanic by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I'll take the 0.01% when the alternative is certain death in a metallic fireball.

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    32. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nay on every plane which has lost a wing has crashed. I saw a video of an F-14 which lost an entire wing and still landed. The pilot didn't even know the entire wing was gone until after they landed.

      Checkmate. Game Over mrs. know - it - all .

    33. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also read that A10 Thunderbolts are capable of flying while missing an engine and most of a wing, as well. Perhaps someone with an actual clue (as opposed to what I've typed) can respond - there are a number of military personnel on /. and I'd be quite intrigued to hear if this were fact or fiction.

    34. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having watched every episode of Mayday/Air Crash Investigation, I believe that there are two things which do make onboard fires the worst problem:
      1. It's very hard for the crew to diagnose what is wrong, what works and what doesn't. If there's a structural failure the crew at least have an idea of what they can attempt. In case of a fire, systems just stop working or degrade without much of a warning so the crew don't know what functioning systems they still have to work with.
      2. It is even harder to find the cause of the accident let alone remedy any design flaw that caused it. A crashed airplane is a burnt wreckage with all pieces reasonably close. Accident investigators will hear a confused crew on the CVR and trying to find out what burnt first is non-trivial.

    35. Re:Titanic by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Sure, with the way they are designed currently, but I'm pretty sure that they could design a parachute that would get 50% of the people to the ground with only minor injuries (some broken bones and scrapes). which may not sound that great, but it's better than dying.

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    36. Re:Titanic by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      That's already been pointed out by others as a very bad counter-example. The body provides about a third of the lift on the types of aircraft. We were talking about flying buses, not rocket jets.

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    37. Re:Titanic by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Sure, with the way they are designed currently, but I'm pretty sure that they could design a parachute that would get 50% of the people to the ground with only minor injuries (some broken bones and scrapes). which may not sound that great, but it's better than dying.

      Hindenburg survival rate was 64% - maybe we should be going back to Zeppelins filled with Hydrogen again.

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    38. Re:Titanic by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Then that would be worse, so this can not possibly be 'as bad as it gets' since you've already pointed out a situation thats worse.

      Dead is worse than not dead.

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  3. MSM Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    No idea how the fire started. No clue if it's a design issue or maintenance error. Scare quote from someone who's not in the airline industry. Check, check, and check.

    1. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Dupple · · Score: 5, Informative

      From TFA

      "The fire started after a battery in the jet's auxiliary power system overheated."

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20942484

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    2. Re:MSM Strikes Again by alen · · Score: 2

      yeah, but this is a BBC story so you should trust it at face value

    3. Re:MSM Strikes Again by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Totally unqualified "educated" guess: crew left the APU on even though it's supposed to be off after the engines are up to speed?

      From what simulation and speaking with pilots I've gathered, usually you are "supposed" to turn the APU off after engine starts, though usually this is not done as it consumes a tiny fraction of fuel and gives you some wiggle room in the event of an engine failure.

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    4. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If leaving an APU turned on causes a catastrophic loss of the aircraft, then there is a design flaw.

      However, I don't see how leaving one on should cause a battery to overheat. The batteries should be on circuits that limit currents appropriately, whether charging or discharging. This is an aircraft - not a plastic toy.

    5. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The aircraft wasn't departing, it had just arrived and the passengers and crew had deplaned.

      Also, no certified crew on a commercial carrier leaves the APU running after its needed - it takes up substantially more than a "tiny fraction of fuel" and leaving it on for even a short haul flight can cost the operator thousands of dollars in extra fuel costs for just that one flight.

      Here's a more educated guess: faulty battery underwent thermal runaway and caught fire, causing a minor explosion and a heck of a lot of smoke.

    6. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Totally unqualified "educated" guess: crew left the APU on even though it's supposed to be off after the engines are up to speed?

      From what simulation and speaking with pilots I've gathered, usually you are "supposed" to turn the APU off after engine starts, though usually this is not done as it consumes a tiny fraction of fuel and gives you some wiggle room in the event of an engine failure.

      Seeing as how the plane was at the gate and the passengers from the ariving flight had deplaned, the engines better not have been up to speed or they would have had bigger problems. Usually if the APU is on while in the gate, it is because ground power is not available. This can happen, but running the APU is much more expensive than electrical ground power. As an educated guess (since I actually work on a ramp) I would assume the APU was not on. If the APU wasn't on, then a fire in the APU battery is definitely not good.

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    7. Re:MSM Strikes Again by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I agree it's a design flaw, but is it something that could happen during-flight?

    8. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Considering that fire appears to have started in the battery of the APU, it could be a possibility. Battery fires are notorious for being somewhat unpredictable.

    9. Re:MSM Strikes Again by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      Boeing sourced their batteries from Dell?

    10. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      No, but lithium batteries tend to have highly flammable lithium as base.

    11. Re:MSM Strikes Again by green1 · · Score: 1

      I guess the biggest question is still, could it happen in flight? (for example, if the issue was due to a charging circuit on that battery connected to the ground power, then in flight issues seem highly unlikely, however if it was a spontaneous short circuit or something then it could happen in flight and that is "really bad" (TM))

    12. Re:MSM Strikes Again by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      I recall a certain horror flight a few years ago. It wasn't the danger element but the frustration and boredom element.

      We were coming from Norfolk, VA to Dulles. Driving to the airport I noted it was a stormy, rainy day and I commented that there was no way in hell we'd get back up north before the next day. How right I was!

      We arrived at Dulles after our connecting flight for PVD had already left. Lovely. So I tried to get us on a Boston based flight. Sure enough, a 6PM flight to Logan was available and they switched us unto that. I figured we'd get into Boston and grab the MBCR/MBTA commuter rail back into Providence.

      6PM came and went. No information whatsoever until about 10PM. Apparently they had to replace the APU on the damned aircraft. The flight didn't take off until after midnight the next day. We landed in Boston at about 2AM. No transit ran at that hour but a friend lived close so we called her.

      The cherry on top? Our luggage got routed to Manchester, NH!

      Haven't flown since.

    13. Re:MSM Strikes Again by fotoguzzi · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that damned Overrated mod. Why do you hate posts? They should all be modded up!

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    14. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      To me, having not read much about it or being in any way an aircraft mechanic, the answer to that would depend on whether the APU was operating or not. If no, then it could happen in flight. If not, then shouldn't, as the APU is only activated on the ground.

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    15. Re:MSM Strikes Again by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      I'd say that's a pretty bad guess. APUs can be used to generate bleed air for air con during takeoff, rather than taking it from the engines, and they are frequently left on at the gate (which is when this happened).

    16. Re:MSM Strikes Again by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Looking at the details that have emerged, the accident occurred after the crew had left the plane. I can't imagine they'd leave an APU on with the plan unmanned - the plane should either be powered off completely, or running off of external power/air (which means nothing that draws fuel would be turned on within the plane - external power/air just keeps the lights on and the air temp regulated - purely electrical/pneumatic systems).

  4. Lithium ion battery by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Informative

    It was one of the two large lithium ion battery packs the power the plane when the engines are off. The FCC and pilots were already concerned about the use of lithium ion batteries for this purpose (apparently it's a first), and they issued special regulations just for this plane.

    Also the only person on board when this happened was a mechanic (which is probably a good thing at least someone was able to spot the smoke right away).

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    1. Re:Lithium ion battery by SternisheFan · · Score: 4, Funny

      It could've been worse, at least the battery fire occured after it landed. Statistically speaking, flying in an airplane is still far safer than flying in your own bathtub.

    2. Re:Lithium ion battery by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      But if it was the ground power battery pack that powers the plane when the engines are off, how likely would it have started while flying?

    3. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      We fly with Li Ion batteries; our big problem has been corrosion on the charging circuit. Other than the whole "catch on fire" thing, they're much safer than NiCads and Lead Acid batteries. Seriously, though, we've not had any in flight problems with them, but I have thrown out a NiCad that was swelling and smelling. Yes, I mean thrown out, from 35,000 ft, somewhere over the North Atlantic. Glad we had a door that opened in.

    4. Re:Lithium ion battery by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...but I have thrown out a NiCad that was swelling and smelling. Yes, I mean thrown out, from 35,000 ft, somewhere over the North Atlantic. Glad we had a door that opened in.

      Uh huh. Sure you did.

    5. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      how exactly do you open a door inwards on a pressurized hull? or, how do you manage to breath for more than 30 sec at 35k ft on an unpressurized one?

    6. Re:Lithium ion battery by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      AFAIK it's probably the most advanced passenger plane ever built, with a host of new techs and new ways of doing things.

      That suggests it's going to have some teething issues.

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    7. Re:Lithium ion battery by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think AC is immune to all pressure effects.... don't you remember the time that AC escaped from the nazis by scuba diving out of a torpedo tube at 180 meters depth?

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    8. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which reminds me of some scene in a movie. I think it was in a spaceship, and there was a distinctly inward-open door with an inscription "Danger! Vacuum!". Of course, the passenger could not resist opening the door and a vacuum cleaner fell on him.

    9. Re:Lithium ion battery by DieByWire · · Score: 3, Informative

      But if it was the ground power battery pack that powers the plane when the engines are off, how likely would it have started while flying?

      The battery in question doesn't power the aircraft. It's used to power the control circuitry and starter of the auxilary power unit (APU). The APU is a small turbine engine used to generate electrical power and high pressure bleed air for engine starting, or if additional electrical power is needed in flight ( follwing a generator failure, for example.)

      I can't speak specifically to the 787, but APU batteries are typically always connected and kept charged in case you need to start the APU without any other source of power. I would assume it can be remotely disconnected as it can be on other aircraft, but once the battery is on fire electrically isolating it is not going to solve your woes.

      An inflight fire, especially in an aircraft that could be three hours from shore, is a scary, scary thing.

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    10. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Lithium ion battery by operagost · · Score: 1

      Or using a Sony laptop.

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    12. Re:Lithium ion battery by VorpalRodent · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was considering lauding your rigorous statistics, but I can't find anything to support it. The closest thing I can find is the fact that there have been zero deaths of human cannonballs in the last 18 months. This suggests to me that flying in nothing at all is better than flying in an airplane. While ducks and other seasonal game may disagree on the point, I would think that most other birds would agree that plane-less flight is actually safer on a per-mile basis.

      Besides, bathtubs can't fly. That's just silly.

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    13. Re:Lithium ion battery by khallow · · Score: 2

      It was so much fun, he did it eight times.

    14. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New to Boeing. When Airbus introduced many of the same technologies and delayed the A380, Slashdot was full of ridicule. Now it's an American plane and a fire on board is "teething". Go figure.

    15. Re:Lithium ion battery by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      You probably mean the FAA. I don't think the FCC has anything to do with regulating airplanes or batteries.

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    16. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given enough thrust even pigs can fly, let alone the bathtubs.

    17. Re:Lithium ion battery by slinches · · Score: 3, Informative

      What you stated is generally true, but the 787 is somewhat of a special case. It uses a no-bleed APU system which replaces most of the traditionally bleed-driven systems (e.g. engine start, cabin air and wing anti-icing) with electrical equivalents and probably needs a larger set of batteries and higher current (and/or voltage) wiring.

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    18. Re:Lithium ion battery by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      And just how many people have died from flying in their own bathtub?

      Zero.

    19. Re:Lithium ion battery by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to ejecting the warp core like on Star Trek? Just drop the flaming battery pack out the bottom of the aircraft, separate the saucer section and all is well.

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    20. Re:Lithium ion battery by chaim79 · · Score: 1

      I suspect he is referring to being able to open the door without the wind tearing it off the plane, for pressure they probably dropped oxygen masks for the passengers and used the pressure bleed valves to equalize with outside pressure before opening the door.

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    21. Re:Lithium ion battery by DieByWire · · Score: 2

      Interesting - I knew the engines were no bleed but didn't realize the APU was also. Nevertheless, the point I was trying to make is that the APU battery is used for the APU, not for powering the whole aircraft when the engines are shutdown, and that it stays powered and charging even when the APU is not in use.

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    22. Re:Lithium ion battery by houghi · · Score: 1

      Besides, bathtubs can't fly. That's just silly.

      Well Some disagree

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    23. Re:Lithium ion battery by houghi · · Score: 0

      Besides, bathtubs can't fly. That's just silly.

      Well Some disagree

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    24. Re:Lithium ion battery by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1

      Well now, I did not see that one coming.

      Touché, indeed.

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    25. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good Lord, if my bathtub took flight while I was in it, the last thing I would consider my situation to be is "safe".

    26. Re:Lithium ion battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was a non-pressurized plane (notably most fighters) or they depressurized the plane prior to opening the door, this is in fact possible.

    27. Re:Lithium ion battery by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It is something you would only have to worry about until you got to the crash site~

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    28. Re:Lithium ion battery by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Which I have always said: you have this huge ship, how about a second warp core?

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    29. Re:Lithium ion battery by jbwolfe · · Score: 2

      While I can't vouch for the account given by the AC (my aircraft had a service ceiling of 29,000ft), I can attest to having flown an aircraft with a "P-chute". This is a lot like an airlock in that one can fill the chute and close the door, then eject the contents without having to depressurize. Mostly used for special buoys and excrement.

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    30. Re:Lithium ion battery by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I can't speak on riding on a New Boeing, as I haven't.
      I have, however, had the misfortune of riding in the lower level of the A380. My god what a depressing flight. How could a new plane have ripped up carpet, and feel so so much like I'm in the bottom of a cattle transport? If there was super tech at work, it must have been upstairs where the Gods lived, and not down in the lower galley slave decks.
      Never again on that one. Unless the ticket's super cheap.

    31. Re:Lithium ion battery by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      That's funny, all comments I've seen about A380 long haul flights say it's more pleasant than any other airliner (usually because of the lack of noise). I certainly think so, although I do have a beef with how far away you are from the outside window and the consequently small view.
      I hope you're smart enough to realise that carpet has nothing to do with the aircraft design, right?

  5. A bit alarmist and FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Citing a thing like "FAA identified errors in the assembly of fuel line couplings in the Dreamliner." when the actual fire, according to this morning's Boston Globe, was "[a] Small electrical fire..."

    The article continues with "...no indication of smoke...", "...cleaners ...smelled smoke, notifying a mechanic...", and "...mechanic ... traced the smoke to a unit that powers the plain when it is on the ground with the engines off, but was unable to extinguish it."

    1. Re:A bit alarmist and FUD by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Funny

      Citing a thing like "FAA identified errors in the assembly of fuel line couplings in the Dreamliner." when the actual fire, according to this morning's Boston Globe, was "[a] Small electrical fire..."
      This article brought to you by Airbus Industries.

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    2. Re:A bit alarmist and FUD by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      The problem with "small electrical fires" is that they tend to become "large electrical fires" and eventually "catastrophic electrical fires" as fire propagates along electric cables quite fast.

    3. Re:A bit alarmist and FUD by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Citing a thing like "FAA identified errors in the assembly of fuel line couplings in the Dreamliner." when the actual fire, according to this morning's Boston Globe, was "[a] Small electrical fire..." This article brought to you by Airbus Industries.

      Well, for the Airbus they probably would have had to enter in a dozen codes, several two user keys, and more just to release the fire surpressent.

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    4. Re:A bit alarmist and FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with "small electrical fires" is that they tend to become "large electrical fires" ....

      I don't think anyone would dispute that.

      But this is an article about a small electrical fire (that didn't become a large fire) and the headline paragraph mentions issues with fuel line couplings as if it had something to do with this particular incident.

  6. Don't you worry folks! by wolverine2k · · Score: 0

    Don't worry folks. It is just that Boeing tried to use the same explosive technology as Apple is using with similar results! Now the sheeple will only travel the dreamliners. Win-win for all!

  7. That's a hot ticket! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh yeah

  8. CE certified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let CE pay for it.

  9. Serious. It is. by udippel · · Score: 2

    Make it serious square. From what we have been told until here, at least.
    First factor, fire is the last thing you want on a plane. Over.
    Second factor, fire without clear-cut reason is what you don't want.
    The commentator who seemingly played the matter down "The only person on board ..." is mistaken. If a plane can experience its batteries overheating beyond the temperature that incenses wild fire, without shutting the batteries off beforehand (no temperature control??), and when almost not in service (passengers and crew disembarked), it not airworthy at all.
    In this sense webmistressrachel's comment is uncalled for. Losing a wing or pressure due to a collision is in a sense 'more normal'. Because the reason is clear-cut. But a fire out of the blue is simply a 'must not, ever'.

    1. Re:Serious. It is. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      First factor, fire is the last thing you want on a plane. Over.

      hmm, small fire in the lavatory or wings falling off, which would I rather have... decisions, decisions.

      Yes this was on the ground, but I hate absolutes... without exception~

      "Because the reason is clear-cut"
      actually, planes fails do to a succession of unlikely events.
      And they are no more or less 'normal'.

      The ONLY comparison that is valid is "It would have been worse in the air."
      They question is Can this happen in the air?
      and no., just becasue ti happens on the ground doesn't mean n it will happen in the air.
      Doesn't mean it can't.

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  10. Clarification, please. by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Well, wait, how big of a fire are we talking here? If you go by the saying "where there's smoke there's fire," then I'd much rather have a guy sparking up in the bathroom (which people used to be able to do without hiding in the bathroom) over the plane FUCKING CRASHING INTO THE GROUND.

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    1. Re:Clarification, please. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      About the only way for that plane to "crash into the ground" would be if the landing gear somehow broke. The plane was sitting on the ground when fire started.

  11. Makes you wish by Quila · · Score: 4, Funny

    you could open a window

    1. Re:Makes you wish by Baby+Duck · · Score: 1

      If only I had mod points.

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    2. Re:Makes you wish by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2

      Makes you wish you could open a window.

      That's quite enough, Mitt.

  12. 'I don't want to be an alarmist' by heatseeker_around · · Score: 1

    "I don't want to be an alarmist, but we're all gonna die." Ok... Got it.

  13. Dreamliner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like Screamliner.

  14. Dreamliner 1.1? by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    The next release will fix some of the most obvious bugs.

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  15. Cetlics and Sox? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Were they on it like fans, players, etc.? :P

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  16. If it ain't Boeing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...I ain't goi... oh wait

  17. Oh for pete's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article title should be:

    "Defective Battery causes fire aboard a Boeing Dreamliner."

    Shit happens. It's not the airplane.

  18. DC-10 by pscottdv · · Score: 1

    I remember when an engine fell off a DC-10 departing from O'Hare and the aircraft crashed killing everyone aboard.. Does that count as worse?

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  19. Another One Today by MichaelJ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Another Dreamliner just got a fuel leak and dumped a good mess all over a taxiway at Logan until the engine was shut down. Not a good week for 787s in Boston.

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    1. Re:Another One Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there comes a point when you have to wonder if the problem is with the airplane, or the idiots at the airport who are supposed to be maintaining the plane. Given that we're talking about Boston, which has repeatedly demonstrated itself incapable of doing even the simplest of tasks (see: gluing large cement slabs to the roof of a tunnel and being shocked when they fell off a killed someone, essentially being the launching point for 9/11), I think we can safely say the problem isn't the 787, it's the airport they were at. Lightning doesn't strike twice.

    2. Re:Another One Today by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      Uh... fucking what?
      I doubt that Boston has done any maintenance on a brand new Japan Airlines aircraft, and even if it had, that's not an excuse for a battery fire.
      I think about the only thing we can safely say is that you're an idiot.

  20. Nice journalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A minor smoke condition in the cockpit of an aircraft parked at the gate with 1 soul (maintenance crew member) aboard does not equal "Boeing Dreamliner catches fire in Boston holy fucking shit!!!"

  21. The problem can be described in two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McDonnell Douglas

    The lunatics from California are now running the asylum in Seattle.

    1. Re:The problem can be described in two words by PPH · · Score: 1

      Which is to say: Its all been subcontracted out.

      Thales is responsible for the electrical system. GS Yuasa makes the batteries. There's probably no one left at Boeing Commercial Aircraft that has a handle on what's going on beyond contract management.

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  22. As a programmer, I can say by geekoid · · Score: 1

    that in order to fix this problem, don't go to Boston~

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  23. airplanes are optimzed for light weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike the starship Enterprise, Boeing airplanes are optimized to be light weight to reduce fuel consumption.