Steve Jobs Threatened Palm To Stop Poaching Employees
An anonymous reader writes with more news about the no-poach agreements that seemed to plague tech companies. From the article: "Steve Jobs threatened patent litigation if Palm wouldn't agree to stop hiring Apple employees, says former Palm CEO Edward Colligan in a statement dated August 7th, 2012. The allegation is backed up by a trove of recently-released evidence that shows just how deeply Silicon Valley's no-hire agreements pervaded in the mid-2000s. Apple, Google, Intel, and others are the focus of a civil lawsuit into the 'gentleman's agreements,' in which affected employees are fighting for class action status and damages from resulting lost wages, potentially reaching into the hundreds of millions of dollars."
It's still surprising when we get a bit more data on exactly *how much* of a dick he was. I wish some of this stuff had come out while he was alive.
Isn't this basically what patents have amounted to now?
Ammo to gain leverage....and still loose and flexible to be used on practically everything.
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Help us protect you from being consensually hired, or else.
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It doesn't affect me directly but I really do hope that this ends in an eye-bleedingly high cost to the companies found to have colluded. They manipulated the labour market to artificially keep wages down and that needs to be punished by costs so big that anyone considering it in the future would have to be certifiably insane.
Factor in that the cost to employees could potentially be equivalent to years of lost wages and the ability to utilise this money and it really wouldn't be unreasonable to see a figure of a few $100,000 per employee theoretically covered by the no hire agreement. Give them that figure then take double as much as a fine to penalise the behaviour and you could be talking considerably more than a billion dollars and that imo is exactly what they deserve.
Replace no-poach agreements with price-fixing agreements. No-poach agreements cap the earnings of an employee and prevents him/her from getting market value salary based on free-market supply and demands.
Companies demand "right to work" laws to protect them from unions, under the pretense that this also gives the worker the right to leave anytime and go work wherever they choose. Exposing crap like this just shows how much a farce that really is. "Right to work" only benefits companies, NEVER employees.
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Former Apple Employee 1: Look, we went to Palm of our own free accord. ... he would scream "NO YOU FOOL IT RUINS THE MEAT!" if he saw someone showing Dmitri a picture of the sun. ...
Former Apple Employee 2: That's right, it came down to who treated us better is all.
Former Apple Employee 3: I mean, you get to hear the cute stories about how Steve Jobs dropped the first prototype of the iPod -- after being told it was as compact as possible -- into a fish tank and when he saw bubbles he said it could be made smaller. But what you didn't hear was later that day when he brought the engineer onto a stage and asked him if he was as smart as possible. When the engineer said "yes" Steve pushed him into a tank with sharks in front of everyone and said, "If he's so smart, how come he just let me push him into a tank of sharks?" Oh those screams will haunt me forever.
Former Apple Employee 2: Yeah! And when I went to work at Palm I got blankets and clothing and food.
Former Apple Employee 1: Steve would make us sleep in completely bare rooms on Swedish ergonomic beds and we would have to rub turmeric all over our bodies each day and then we could only wear Apple printed paper clothing and forage for berries in the yard.
Former Apple Employee 2: After I went to work at Palm they let me get my citizenship!
Former Apple Employee 3: That's right, Steve had captured Dmitri here in Russia and wouldn't let him be exposed to daylight
Former Apple Employee 1: We were just happier at Palm is all. There were so many problems at Apple like the Apple tattoos that later became just cast iron branding. I remember Jobs doing mine personally himself with his hand in his pants while screaming "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?" as he pushed the hot brand from the fire again and again into my lower back.
Former Apple Employee 2: And the Apple brand shock collars so we couldn't leave campus
Former Apple Employee 3: And the time Jeb got beyond the walled garden only to find there was perimeter after perimeter of different obstacles like spheres that just floated up out of the ground and engulfed you.
Former Apple Employee 1: Yeah, when he came back, he just didn't have any legs. "A permanent fixture now with fewer buttons" is how Jobs reintroduced him to the work force.
Former Apple Employee 2: You see, Palm was just nicer. We're happier now and feel once again like human beings.
My work here is dung.
And this is different from any other major, publicly held company how exactly?
Full of corporate sycopan, syncho, corporate suckasses? All posts so far are yelping about how evil and wrong this is.
For the sake of argument, the companoes voluntarily entered into this.
Also, for the sake of argument, that is capitalism, free people freely associating and organizing. If you don't like it, go make a case for its illegality.
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And this is different from any other major, publicly held company how exactly?
Better PR
the first time I got laid off from a bleeding-edge start-up back in '86, I belatedly read the fine print in the non-compete agreement I signed when hiring on. You have all signed such things. Did you read them? Like EULA's you have no choice really so why read it? The agreement pretty much said I could never work again unless I wanted to find a job not involving anything I learned or any skill for which I had been hired...totally sucking slavery IMO. So, I took it to a lawyer who worked such issues, mostly for aggrieved ex-employees. He read it and said no court and certainly no jury would support the employer's imposition of control over my career opportunities long after they ceased to compensate me. The nastiest of the clauses, he said, were unenforceable. I went to work for the next machine vision start-up with little trepidation after that. I never had a problem from an ex-employer but I would expect one if work I did at company x+1 or even x+2 led to a patent that stepped on the market of company x...it is only that degree of leaked technical advantage they should care about.
SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
I doubt the employees got much of a say in if they wanted to participate in this. This is a group on one end of a market colluding the damage the other end of the market. This is not free association and organizing this is the sort of thing that should be a felony. It should involve a long stint in the pokey and the dissolution the charter of any corporation that does this.
Now, obviously whiny labor who wants a great deal of money for no work is not going to like this. While the worker could use libertarian and free market values to make his or her life better, such as opening a consulting firm, find a new line of work and an employer outside the syndicate, or work within the rules of management to rise up the defined chain of responsibility, many will attack the system instead.
For instance, they will ask the government to come into and regulate the businesses by and create a crime where no crime existed by making such syndicates illegal. Or they will tell management that they must follow government rules, not the rules that will naturally create the most efficient labor market that will maximize short term profits. In the most agressive and impetuous cases, labor will organize as if they have the same rights and profit motivations as management and the firms in order to form their own syndicate to maximize the profits of labor.
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Obviously the solution to this is 10x more H1B visas.
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Yes, free people making agreements, or entities making agreements anyway. Then why is it that the same kind of people that parrot this always support shit like right to work laws? Aren't contracts of exclusivity also freely entered into?
Since were telling ghost stories and all, just wondering
Jobs was just a bully. After years of being a distant second to the Wintel platform, he made sure Apple wasn't going to be pushed around in the mobile/consumer electronics markets and so did everything a bully would do to protect their interests. Lawsuits, patent hoarding, and threats to their competitors.
Not sure how or why anybody would actually leave Apple to go to Palm, but I mean if someone offered you better money and better perks then the company you are working for then by all means a person has a RIGHT to decide where they should be employed. I mean no-poach rules are simply unconstitutional, its basically a form a slavery.
How could Jobs feel so insecure as to believe Palm would be a competitor to Apple even if they poached a few key employees? I think Jobs suffered from some kind of massive insecurity complex. I definitely feel more and more stories like this are going to emerge now that the year of morning is over.
I haven't thought of anything clever to put here, but then again most of you haven't either.
This is an interesting story considering that in Cali, employee non-compete contracts are not enforceable.
In effect, the result of such "no poaching" agreements was to have the same affect as the non-compete contract with the employee. Employees would be restrained from changing jobs and going to a competitor. Give them class status. This seems like a problem for the Cali courts to figure out.
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Consider that these tech companies are little more than hi-tech plantations (it applies to most companies, but tech in this case) and their workers sharecroppers.
Not that I'm defending the actions of the companies involved here, but the median engineer at the companies named has a total compensation package worth something north of $150K/year that includes plenty of stock, which is an indirect form of profit sharing.
Are we really going to whine about how oppressed people in the top 3% of earners are?
Other dead people become more reverential in death. SJ is becoming more and more evil. A few more years of this and I fear a singularity might rip open.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Are we really going to whine about how oppressed people in the top 3% of earners are?
Why not? This is America... Even those in the top 1% whine about how "oppressed" they are, having to support the 47% of "takers" out there.
That is all.
"poaching" is illegal hunting and theft.
Employees aren't owned property. Surely businesses in the US greatly enjoy their "at-will" hire privileges, as opposed to EU where there are general government-required employment contracts.
At-will hire and fire also means employees right to take a new job, also at-will.
I have a gun. If someone threatens my life, I will shoot them. That's legal. If I use my gun to elicit (or discourage) some other activity, that's a criminal offense and I should go to jail. Same with patents.
Have gnu, will travel.
It is essentially price fixing. It is not capitalism. Your corporate overloads appreciate you thinking it is though.
It was pretty obvious what a horror he was to be around, given that there were always far more high-level ex-Apple employees than on the roles.
Thank you for that demonstration. Although it would have been more meaningful coming from a five digit or less /. account.
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All of them and others had agreements that each others employees were off limits for poaching. (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-57565425-38/apple-google-others-agreed-not-to-poach-workers-reveal-e-mails/)... This kind of thing is pretty prevalent regardless of legality.
"A Google document cautioned against contacting potential hires from Intel, Apple, PayPal, Comcast, and Genentech, saying that Google has "special agreements" with these companies."
What many Slashdot readers seem to not realize is that almost all corporations will exercise whatever power they can to make more money.
Here is something Eric Schmidt said for example: In another message, a senior staffing stategist at Google told Schmidt that a recruiter who tried to hire an Apple employee was to be fired. Schmidt's response? "I would prefer that Omid do it verbally since I don't want to create a paper trail over which we can be sued later? Not sure about this."
Evil is prevalent in corporate America folks, you are deluding yourselves by believing that Jobs was anything special, in this regard.
I don't think that it has to be exclusive. He is probably seen as a visionary and cult hero in part due to him being a ruthless entrepreneur.
Another way to look at this is "Stop poaching our employees, and we won't so you for infringing on our patents".
From the letter in TFA, it looks to me like the patent issue was a much larger role than just revenge. Especially when you look at the names of the employees taken from Apple to work for Palm. (Also named in the letter, in TFA).
But it's okay, froth at the mouth without putting any of this into context. This is Slashdot, and that is expected.
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I take it that you and I both don't live in the United States.
Evidently such anti-competition practices are rife in the ultra-competitive world of the United States.
Or they're a bunch of hypocrites.
Or both.
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