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Missouri Legislation Redefines Science, Pushes Intelligent Design

An anonymous reader writes "Ars reports on new legislation in the Missouri House of Representatives which is seeking equal time in the classroom for Intelligent Design, and to redefine science itself. You can read the text of the bill online. It uses over 600 words to describe Intelligent Design. Scientific theory, the bill says, is 'an inferred explanation of incompletely understood phenomena about the physical universe based on limited knowledge, whose components are data, logic, and faith-based philosophy.' It would require that 'If scientific theory concerning biological origin is taught in a course of study, biological evolution and biological intelligent design shall be taught.' The legislation's references to 'scientific theory' and 'scientific law' make it clear the writers don't have the slightest idea how science actually works. It also has this odd line near the end: 'If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation and teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course.'"

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  1. It's a race... by nickserv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...to the bottom.

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    1. Re:It's a race... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Teach Darwin,

      Teach Spinoza and Godel.

      No problem.

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    2. Re:It's a race... by Ironhandx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really fucking is. The reason for NOT teaching intelligent design is written right into the fucking text of the law.

      "(2) "Biological evolution", a theory of"

      "(3) "Biological intelligent design", a hypothesis"

      Amazing how they got that right then got the entire text of the law wrong.

      I also like how they added "biological" to the front of intelligent design. It both makes it oh so obviously more legitimate and less pseudo science and also suggests we were created by aliens instead of god/gods/pigdemons/whateverotherrandombullshitpeoplearegullibleenoughtoswallow at the same time.

    3. Re:It's a race... by WaywardGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I prefer the Halting Problem to Godel, but that's another issue... This is just another brain-dead bill by the god-tard legion.

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    4. Re:It's a race... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh, no. They got the text of the law exactly right. They said that it had to be taught, then said that you cannot teach who the creator is unless you can prove it scientifically. In order to comply with the law, schools in Missouri will have to teach intelligent design in a way that clearly casts it as an unprovable philosophical discussion rather than science. If anything, this will help disabuse those students of any notion that ID is a true scientific theory, which will actually lead to folks in that state having a better grasp of science in the long run.

      Don't get me wrong, it ain't science, and it really doesn't belong in a science classroom, but since we don't have philosophy classes in American high schools, at least Missouri's students will get to hear the science side of the issue instead of just an ultraconservative preacher's views.

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    5. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 2

      How's that a hypothesis? For an hypothesis to be scientific requires that it be testable.

    6. Re:It's a race... by Stripe7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about teach the Indian cosmology, Chinese creation, African tribal belief's in cosmology? Do they have to teach all of that now too?

    7. Re:It's a race... by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Teach Darwin, Teach Spinoza and Godel.

      This list will never be complete. Or if it is, it will be inconsistent.

    8. Re:It's a race... by dryeo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well biological intelligent design is pretty well a fact. Dogs are one good example, wheat another. Then of course there is whatever Monsanto has been designing.
      I don't see any problem with teaching how for the last 10,000 odd years we've been designing organisms.

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    9. Re:It's a race... by cheater512 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They'll just use their bible as their proof. "Look! It says it right there!"

    10. Re:It's a race... by multimediavt · · Score: 3, Informative

      It both makes it oh so obviously more legitimate and less pseudo science and also suggests we were created by aliens instead of god/gods/pigdemons/whateverotherrandombullshitpeoplearegullibleenoughtoswallow at the same time.

      How could you forget The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    11. Re:It's a race... by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      I'm on the International Space Station you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:It's a race... by iiii · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's really an excellent point that I had not considered. It would certainly be possible to build a curriculum that is completely in compliance with these laws, but that uses the presentation of Intelligent Design as a counterexample to show what science is *not*. You could teach the scientific method and the work that led up to our current understanding of evolution, including the abundant evidence supporting it and the hypotheses that have been shown to be true. Then teach a unit on logical fallacies, manipulation, rhetorical trickery, superstition and cult psychology. Then use what you have learned to examine the scientific merit of Intelligent Design. Fuck, I just convinced myself that we *should* be teaching ID!! And teaching it well, so people understand exactly what it is, what the claims are, what evidence exists (or doesn't) to support those claims, how the message is carefully crafted for specific effect, and how the whole thing relates and compares to actual scientific work. Once we have this curriculum ready, any time some idiotic state passes a law like this schools in that jurisdiction would be able to turn to it to maintain their standards. Make it so!

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    13. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 2

      You are part of the problem AK Marc. You believe that it is fact that by dropping something it always falls when this has been debunked for quite awhile now. Further, you claimed that this is evidence that science can ever prove something. This shows fundamental misunderstanding of the process of science, please stop advocating for us until you spend some time learning the philosophy behind it.

    14. Re:It's a race... by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      These people consider the existence of the Christian god to be a proven fact.

      I'm just dying to know what form of non-tautological proof they have. Sorry folks, "because I believe" is not a scientific fact.

      I do not think, therefore He is.

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  2. Treason by ZorinLynx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason.

    It is severely hurting the future of our country and making the next generation more ignorant.

    They should be removed from office and any position of power of influence over others.

    1. Re:Treason by SwampChicken · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Removing them will do little. It's the lobbyists who are pushing Intelligent Design that need to be weeded out.

    2. Re:Treason by gmuslera · · Score: 2

      Treason to who? American citizens or the ones that manage the government? Usually treason means going against the ones in power. Dumb voters are voters after all, they do what they are told to do, they are trained to just believe, not think. Intelligent or critical thinking ones, in the other hand, could vote against them, rebel, move away or do enough noise. Better that not be a lot of them.

      Anyway, unless the elected officials responsible for this are lawyers, I should not attribute this to malice if can be adequately explained by stupidity.

    3. Re:Treason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason."

      He said that it should be. Treason has other meanings besides the legal one, you know.

    4. Re:Treason by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Treason:

      Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.

      The Enemies always have been and always will be ignorance and stupidity.

      Open and shut case I'd say.

    5. Re:Treason by Stripe7 · · Score: 2

      Lawmakers are not scientists, do not understand it and have no idea what science is. These are the same people who would legislate PI. Then again the Republican party has proved throughout the last election that they have their own idea of truth or facts that have no bearing reality.

    6. Re:Treason by Jimme+Blue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are you naming the Republican party?

      Oh, I don't know. Perhaps because Representative Brattin, the bill's sponsor, and Representatives Koenig & Bahr, the bill's co-sponsors are all Republicans?

    7. Re:Treason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why are you naming the Republican party?

      Obama failed to close Gitmo, called it a success. Obama failed to stop warentless wire tapping, called it a success. Obama raised the deficit $5 Trillion, called it deficit reduction. Obama doubled unemployment, called it a success. Obama said waterboarding is torture and is illegal, started killing US citizens without trial via drones. Obama proposed the upcoming mandatory spending cuts, said the Republicans created it. Romney said Mali was full of AlQuaida, was called a liar, they attacked and held an oil refinery. Romney said Obama refused to call Bengazi attack terrorism, was called a liar, Candy Crawley had to apologize later for calling Romney a liar when he told the truth.

      Not sure what you are trying to prove, unless you are so stupid you just assume the DNC lies are true and refuse to look things up yourself.

      Me thinks you have a memory problem, and a current events problem. The oil refinery attack was in Algeria, Obama lowered the unemployment rate and inherited a $5 trillion debt after Clinton handed The Shrub a $300 billion surplus. The other items I'm not touching as they are either in process or are unsupportable and not worth arguing about with a half wit. STOP WATCHING FOX NEWS!!! Mostly because it's not.

    8. Re:Treason by green1 · · Score: 2

      You don't even have to frame the enemy as an idea instead of a person or state. Killing off science in your country actively helps any nation who opposes you to gain the upper hand in the long run.

    9. Re:Treason by hairyfish · · Score: 2

      Meh, just kiss your country goodbye and learn Mandarin. Wall St, Gun crime, Religion, lack of universal health, Rome is burning, the best you can expect is a quick death.

    10. Re:Treason by bmo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the problem is not the elected officials.

      Yes, it *is* the problem.

      See, we don't live in a democracy here. We don't have 50%+1 mob rule. We have a republic. Elected officials are supposed to use their fucking brains and say "no, that's fucking stupid and illegal, try again, asshole."

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    11. Re:Treason by sFurbo · · Score: 2

      If your are being strict about definitions, it's a stretch to call teaching intelligent design seditious or treasonous. It does harm the state by mandating the propagation of stupid religious dogma, but it is not overtly trying to overthrow the rule of law.

      Every time these laws end up in court, the are thrown out as being against the first amendment. Shouldn't knowingly passing a law that is against the constitution be considered " trying to overthrow the rule of law"?

  3. what annoys me the most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is that someone is being paid to write this shit.

  4. Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rest in peace, oh great America. You had a nice run leading the world in science and technology.

    Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

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    1. Re:Well, it was a nice run by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, it really wasn't all that long of a run, in the grand scheme of things. I mean, Athens had a century or so as the center of learning, Alexandria lasted several centuries, Rome had a couple of really good centuries, Baghdad spent 3 centuries on top, Britain had a pretty impressive run from about the mid 1600's to the end of the Industrial Revolution, etc. And what all of those societies had in common was that they placed the highest value on knowledge and learning and not so much value on foolish religiousity. And the ruling class supported those scientific efforts for their own sake, not just because they were profitable.

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    2. Re:Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it really wasn't all that long of a run, in the grand scheme of things.

      True. It was pretty much since the 1940s. But it was still a good run. Some very smart people in the USA government saw the writing in the wall and figure it would be a good idea to welcome all those scientists fleeing Europe (WWI and WWII) with open arms, and start investing heavily in science.

      I bet they are turning inside their graves right now, so to speak.

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    3. Re:Well, it was a nice run by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? and what is it that will make it possible to spend 20 billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it's good old American know-how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun.

      - Tom Lehrer

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    4. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Rest in peace, oh great America. You had a nice run leading the world in science and technology.

      Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

      That is not true.

      One-in-Five Adults and One-in-Three Under Age 30 Have No Religious Affiliation. This kind of stuff are the death-throes of religious conservatism. As the more normal people leave formalized religion, the crazies are left behind. Without a moderating influence, they get even crazier than before.

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    5. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

      There is another, more optimistic way of looking at this: we are seeing the last frantic struggles of a reactionary movement which can't adapt to social change. If you were to go back in time to, say, 1950, do you really believe that Americans as a group were any less superstitious or closed-minded? In that era, not only were racism and sexism often overt (or even violent), gays were subject to criminal prosecution in most states, often with involuntary psychiatric commitment, and I suspect evolution wasn't even an issue because it wasn't even being taught in most schools. Maybe the reason why there wasn't a big controversy back then is because there wasn't much disagreement - the country was far more conservative as a whole.

      Look at it from the perspective of the religious fundamentalists: in the past century (and some of these trends are far more recent), women have career opportunities that were unheard of (and are a majority of new college graduates); gays are "out, loud, and proud", with gay marriage now legal in four states (and civil unions in several more); no-fault divorce is available in nearly every state (I think NY is the lone holdout), and the divorce rate is something like 50% as a result; young women write exhibitionist columns in college newspapers glorifying their promiscuity; single motherhood is more common than ever; cohabitation before marriage is practically the norm (at least if you're a coastal elite like myself); the biological sciences are changing so fast that in another few decades (a century at the most) we'll probably have redefined reproduction (and humanity); the government has replaced the churches as the primary distributor of charity; and last but not least, we know more about the history of our universe and our species than ever before, and it's simply not compatible with Biblical literalism no matter how hard you try. The religious conservatives perceive their entire belief system to be under assault by the government, pop culture, and the dreaded liberal elites, and they are frantically trying to hold back the flood of perversity and Godlessness by every legal means at their disposal.

      Mind you, I'm absolutely not defending them; I find them ignorant and contemptible, and their actions contradict nearly every moral and ethical value I have. But, as someone who reads a lot of history, and often feels just as alienated from modern society, I think I have a pretty good idea how they feel, and the word is desperate. They're not winning, they're fighting a rearguard action, trying to return to a idyllic, morally virtuous, and thoroughly mythical past.

    6. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      looking at Syria, America is currently pushing with all its might for yet another religious state, and in Egypt is also best friends with the forces of darkness (i.e. Mursi and his Brotherhood).

      So we should have let Mubarak turn machine guns on the protestors? That's not really a good way to be a beacon of hope and modernism. Also, we haven't exactly done much in Syria, tens of thousands of deaths later. (Disclaimer: I am not actually advocating any particular course of action - I think we should mind our own business.)

      This crazy foreign policy becomes much more comprehensible if we consider how America is already morphing into a religious state itself.

      Dude, our religious fundamentalists despise the religious fundamentalists in the Middle East - one of the many reasons why they despise Obama is that they think it's his fault that the Muslim Brotherhood rules Egypt now. Rick Santorum, who is about as much of a hectoring, superstitious prude as you can find in our country, was quite vocal with his view that we should have backed Mubarak until the bitter end. Your statement makes pretty much zero sense.

    7. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also a fact was that the Scopes trials in which John Scopes allegedly broke the law by teaching evolution in a public school occurred in 1925. Well before the US "had its good run". Shenanigans by evangelicals on this topic have been ongoing for a very long time and have been mostly irrelevant to anything except making noise and grabbing headlines. The smart people in the USA would not have even had to turn in their graves, they proceeded unabashed while quite alive and vigorous.

      We're going to survive this one. Science and Technology has many things going against it in the US right now, but this doesn't rate.

    8. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sure hope you are right, and they are only being louder, and not more influential, lately.

      I'm old enough to remember all the way back to the 1980s, and I think if anything they've been getting less influential. There have been an endless succession of predatory, hypocritical evangelists fallen from grace, supposedly unstoppable coalitions of religious voters that quickly collapsed, token theocratic presidential candidates, and the usual fuckwits pushing creationism. News media love the story of "plucky zealots push for moral laws", which they issue with some regularity, but it's just lazy journalism. (Remember when Ralph Reed was a Newsweek cover boy?)

      I think the only area in which the fundamentalists have made significant gains is restricting the availability of abortion services in "red" states, and even so I think that's about as far as they're going to get. (Does anyone actually believe that California or New York would outlaw abortion?) On the opposite end, look at gay rights, which has made immense gains since I started noticing politics. Sure, the conservatives managed to pass anti-gay marriage propositions in a number of states, which basically just restored the legal situation to where it was in 2003. And as I mentioned, four states just legalized it by popular vote, which has never happened before. And I'm sure the fundamentalists will complain louder than ever, but in ten years, when Washington state is just as happy and prosperous as it is now (barring further nationwide economic catastrophe), and hasn't been smote by lightning or plagued by locusts or blown up by volcanoes, it's going to be even more difficult to convince middle America that letting their hairdressers marry is going to bring about the end of Western civilization.

    9. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One more point before I head out the door: despite years of trying, creationism (including its more PR-friendly bastard child Intelligent Design) has had absolutely zero impact in the one area where it might actually matter: actual science (both basic and applied). The only extent to which it affects biologists is that some people end up wasting time arguing with superstitious, scientifically illiterate morons instead of doing actual research. Every other scientist I know, including everyone I work with, just ignores them and continues applying our materialist worldview ("the scientific method") with ever-increasing gains. There will never be a disease cured by application of Biblical principles, which means the entire concept is ultimately doomed. It's just going to take another few centuries for the facts on the ground to catch up with the fundies, by which time the rest of us will have engineered ourselves into near-superhuman intelligence. (At least I hope so, but I probably read too much science fiction.)

    10. Re:Well, it was a nice run by ThePeices · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then why do all of these supposed teeming masses of enlightened people sit about on their fat asses and DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

      These religious nutjobs got elected by the majority of people. They stayed elected and started trying to pass religious laws. And they passed. And still, you all sat there and did nothing.

      How many more times do we all have to read about this shit happening in the US before people take a genuine stand against this tripe?

      You non-religiously-affiliated -people need to grow a pair and start changing things before the shit really starts hitting the fan.

    11. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Between 40 and 50 percent of everyone believes in the Genesis story as literal truth depending on the poll. It's been that way for 50 years. The last Gallup survey had it somewhere around 46-48 percent.

      What is striking is that over the decades, this number has not budged much.

      1 in 5 adults and 1 in 3 under 30 aren't enough to stem the tide of derp.

      http://old.richarddawkins.net/articles/706

      Although the mean score on the Index of Genetic Literacy was slightly higher in the United States than the nine European countries combined, results from another 2005 U.S. study show that substantial numbers of American adults are confused about some of the core ideas related to 20th- and 21stcentury biology. When presented with a description of natural selection that omits the word evolution, 78% of adults agreed to a description of the evolution of plants and animals (see table S2 in SOM). But, 62% of adults in the same study believed that God created humans as whole persons without any evolutionary development.

      Death throes of religious conservatism? I think not.

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    12. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 2

      >my anger

      After reading your post, I'm sure this is pure projection.

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    13. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't get away that easy:

      Argue with them on substance, make them agree based on their own values. Learn about their religion and support your own views with scripture.

      I have actually done this. I have relied upon the writings of learned philosophers such as Roger Williams against literalism and that the hypocrisy of state endorsement of religion and state religions in general, "stinks in the nostrils of God." And you know what? Legislators who propose laws like this deserve derision. They deserve ridicule. Because they have violated their oaths of office. ID is a purely *religious* philosophy. It's not science. It's a *particular* version of "christian" philosophy. Attempting to enshrine it in law as science is an endorsement of a particular *brand* of christianity over all others.

      State legislators in Missouri swear to uphold both the Missouri and US constitutions. And since the establishment clause was deliberately designed as a wall of separation (see Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptists and Madison's letter to Livingston), you really can't get any worse in violating the oath of office by proposing laws like this.

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    14. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is true. I live in Utah, one of the most conservative states in the country with the most well-organized religious-political union, and even here you can see the writing on the wall. Abortion, sex ed and ID are still hot topic issues (absolutely nothing like it was in years past, but still contentious) but women's lib and gay rights are something that the younger generation, even arch conservatives, have accepted as right and necessary.

  5. glad by meandmatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I am glad they are done indoctrinating children with Evolution.

    1. Re:glad by runeghost · · Score: 2

      Yes, because the truth is a terrible thing children must be protected from. That way they can grow up just as delusional as their parents.

      ...and keep voting Republican.

      Not that Democrats are much better, but lately the Republicans have been winning the 'party of reprehensible poltroons' contest hands down. (Republicans currently hold 65% of the Missouri House and 75% of the Missouri Senate.)

  6. Look I know God is real, but this isn't the battle by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is there some way to stop people from seeing evolution as a threat? It is possible to believe in a literal creation and an old age earth. I know when I say my prayers for God to cure diseases and feed the hungry that God will be increasing mankind's knowledge of science and technology in order for this to happen. Just because God never makes mistakes doesn't mean clergy who interpret scripture into theology never make mistakes.

    The whole situation is embarrassing. On one hand, a few select Christians look silly for not being able to understand evolution. But I think worse yet, some scientists actually believe that if evolution is real that God can't be.

    On one hand, faith used correctly is a great force to do good in the world. When you realize God loves you and you live after death, you can have faith to spend this life helping the poor instead of living for yourself. But on the other hand, faith in something that is incorrect, well that will lead people to unquestioning and screwing up the world. Zealotry applied correctly can be good, but I think you don't have to look too far to see some idiots.

  7. Cue Babel Fish... by Marcaen · · Score: 5, Funny

    That last sentence sounded strangely familiar:
            "If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation and teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course." ....

    `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
    `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
    `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

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  8. Following this logic... by Skiboy941 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should also devote equal time in astronomy to the hypothesis that the Sun revolves around the Earth, and that the Earth is, in fact, flat.

  9. Wait... what? by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course

    They're supposed to be teaching the scientific method. ie: creating a hypothesis and proving or disproving it.. If you can't prove or disprove it, you've failed. Yet it is illegal for the teachers to mark it as wrong, since they can't question it?

    So I could say elephants have a long nose because the flying spaghetti monster decried that it shall have a noodley appendage and I would be correct because I don't have to verify the identity of the flying spaghetti monster?

  10. what do you teach? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean not that I any way believe in any of the ID stuff (flying spaghetti monsters is my bumper sticker), but, even if you do, what do you teach?

    "Some super brain/being designed it all. End of story".

    This is so wrong on so many levels. The dumbing down of children for fanaticals has to stop, one way or another. People like Rick Sanatorium are destroying this country and need to be run out.

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  11. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by the_furman · · Score: 2

    This will make things worse, not better. One of the reasons we need public schools in the first place is to protect children from their parents, so to speak. Our country has a very real interest in making sure that all children have access to quality education, including children born to parents who don't believe in science, don't believe in government, or don't believe in education in the first place. The fist thing that will happen if the government gets out of the public schools game will be that a whole chunk of our taxes is going to flow towards supporting backwards "schools" where children will be indoctrinated into any one of the existing religions, and not get to do any actual learning. Over time, these children will lose out to those, who get a real education, but this won't actually be good for anyone. Ignorance begets ignorance, and these people, having lost access to a whole slew of opportunities as adults, will happily send their children to the same backwards "schools", in a never-ending cycle of ignorance and poverty. In the end, our nation is going to be even more polarized and worse off than where we are today.

  12. Don't worry by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 2

    In the long run, I'm pretty sure this is more harmful to religion than anything else.

  13. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For a reason. Banking _de_regulation caused the world crisis. Energy market deregulation caused Enron.

  14. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 2

    The cost of higher ed is due to government loan programs removing the market forces to hold the prices down.

    -jcr

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  15. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 2

    Our country has a very real interest in making sure that all children have access to quality education,

    Yeah, how's that working out for you? Here on earth, American public schools are a ridiculously overfunded disaster. We've doubled spending per student since the 1970s, and we sure as hell aren't getting what we pay for.

    -jcr

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  16. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... we'll see that schools that teach hogwash will be less successful than schools that teach science.

    What do you mean by "less successful"? There is, right now, a network of parents and private schools and churches and non-accredited "universities" and museums that have the specific goal of teaching what the reality-based community sees as hogwash. They make huge sums of money, have growing numbers of students, and show no signs of going away any time soon. Their goal is to prevent students from learning about evolution, the Big Bang, psychology, or anything else that would convince a student to reconsider the religious truth that their parents and Bible-thumping preachers have told them.

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  17. "... student belief in a nonverifiable identiy" by feedayeen · · Score: 2

    50 bucks says an atheist wrote that line as an easter egg.

  18. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't want to live forever with such stupid morons that have all this 'faith' and believe in such insane garbage. it's wrong. flat out wrong. it's a mental illness and a holdover from the age when humans didn't know jack shit about the world. and it's very very very very stupid and frustrating it continues.

    I'm not sure i want to live now with all these people running the place... Forever is out of the question. No way. Fuck that. no. just... no.

    I'll take the void thank you very much.

  19. Because a wizard did it by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 2

    Sounds like the answer to most every question in science class can now be answered, "Because a wizard did it".

    Woe be it to the teacher who questions the "Get out of Science Class"-Wizard!

  20. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And yet, he was able to realize that observable evidence was more important then simply chanting "God did it" over and over again.

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  21. Religion feels under threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The religious movements must really feel the pressure if they resort to hard-line legislation to impose their world view AND restrict the critique. And to completely redefine the term "scientific theory" to suit your agenda feels entirely like a Stalinist reasoning. In the USSR, during the most repressive period, members of the opposition were committed for life to mental institutions because, to paraphrase, only mad men would oppose the great ideals of the communist movement. Will we see something similar in the US? Atheists being sent to mental institutions, because only mad men would hold no faith in their hearts and minds?

  22. This is why we need to mock religion by accessbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These bigoted idiots get away with what they do and say because we,

    who do know better,

    don't treat them and their ideas with the mockery that they deserve.

    Respecting their right to believe (and we must) is not the same as respecting the idiotic beliefs that they hold.

  23. Christians, physicians and hospitals by emil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a much better idea. A fundamentalist Christian has no business seeing a physician or being in a hospital ever.

    Corinthians 2:12:5: ...but for myself I will glory nothing but in my infirmities. For though I should have a mind to glory, I shall not be foolish: for I will say the truth. But I forbear, lest any man should think of me above that which he seeth in me, or any thing he heareth from me. And lest the greatness of the revelations should exalt me, there was given me a sting of my flesh, an angel of Satan, to buffet me. For which thing, thrice I besought the Lord that it might depart from me. And he said to me: My grace is sufficient for thee: for power is made perfect in infirmity. Gladly therefore will I glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may dwell in me. Power is made perfect. . .The strength and power of God more perfectly shines forth in our weakness and infirmity; as the more weak we are of ourselves, the more illustrious is his grace in supporting us, and giving us the victory under all trials and conflicts. For which cause I please myself in my infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ. For when I am weak, then am I powerful.

    Any Christian that pushes intelligent design over evolution should have the courage of their convictions and forsake modern medicine. Glory in your disease, for it is a gift from God.

    1. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by VAElynx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sadly, there are nutcases like that. Called "Christian Scientists"

    2. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by silas_moeckel · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's only sad that they force this on the children. Adults being idiots and culling themselves off is a good thing.

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    3. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by jvillain · · Score: 5, Funny

      It sounds like you are describing evolution.

    4. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by sam_nead · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Bible - "For when I am weak, then am I powerful."

      Orwell - "Weakness is strength".

      Awesome. Never saw that before. Thanks!

    5. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now the only problem is that half-decade gap between sexual maturity and legal adulthood.

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    6. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My left arm for mod points.

    7. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mattack2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't all that different from the argument at hand, that believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      Teach religion all you want, in a comparative religion class.

      In a science class, we want science taught. You're perfectly welcome (and encouraged) to come up with another *scientific* theory that describes how the various species came to be. It has to fit with our observed evidence (including the DNA record). If it does that better than evolution, then great, you win. Collect your Nobel Prize.

    8. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by green1 · · Score: 2

      Some would equate intentionally teaching lies to be a form of child mental abuse. In fact a standardized curriculum and education system is supposed to ensure that all children have an equal opportunity to succeed and are not held back by their parent's lack of knowledge.
      How does that tally with letting the parents decide what their children are, or are not, taught?
      Is it right that a child is held back based on their parents' belief in superstition and magic?

    9. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pick a translation where the words haven't changed meanings in the last 5 centuries or so, and you might have a shot at actually understanding it. Let's try one, using that same passage (2 Corinthians 12:5-10):

      Over such a man I will boast, but I will not boast over myself, except as respects [my] weaknesses. For if I ever do want to boast, I shall not be unreasonable, for I shall say the truth. But I abstain, in order that no one should put to my credit more than what he sees I am or he hears from me, just because of the excess of the revelations.
      Therefore, that I might not feel overly exalted, there was given me a thorn in the flesh, an angel of Satan, to keep slapping me, that I might not be overly exalted. In this behalf I three times entreated the Lord that it might depart from me; and yet he really said to me: âoeMy undeserved kindness is sufficient for you; for [my] power is being made perfect in weakness.â Most gladly, therefore, will I rather boast as respects my weaknesses, that the power of the Christ may like a tent remain over me. Therefore I take pleasure in weaknesses, in insults, in cases of need, in persecutions and difficulties, for Christ. For when I am weak, then I am powerful.

      So Paul is using himself as an example for others.

      - He had a "weakness" and he described it as a "thorn in the flesh". But he didn't talk about working through his problem because he didn't want to seem boastful or like he was stronger than everyone else because he could accomplish his ministry in spite of a physical infirmity.

      - He requested, in prayer, that he be cured of this infirmity. It was made clear to him that it would not be miraculously cured. It wasn't preventing him from doing his work, and his endurance would prove to be a source of encouragement to others.

      - Keep in mind that Paul was one of 6 people in the Bible to have performed a resurrection. (The others are Elijah, Elisha, Jesus, God, and Peter, in that order. Paul was the last one to perform this type of miracle.) He also was given the holy spirit to perform many curative miracles. This request for a cure would have been something he knew could happen. Just like going to a doctor for treatment, except the doctor told him to live with it because it wasn't life-threatening and Paul was going to serve as a positive example of endurance to others. And God was not unrighteous to do that, since he is not the source of the infirmity. Sin is. (Romans 5:12) And God had already provided the ultimate answer for that sin. It just hadn't been put to use yet.

      - Paul got the point. He states that when he is weak, then he is powerful. His weakness and his endurance through that weakness or infirmity provide a powerful example to those that don't have the immediate benefit of an immediate cure. Remember, those gifts of healing were not given to everyone, and they were to go away once evidence had been given that this small, new group (Christians) had God's backing. (1 Corinthians 12:29, 30; 13:8) Those in future times would have to endure, just as Paul did.

      Sorry, but your application of scripture needs work. Do not mock the Bible.

    10. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mattack2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, then it sounds like you just think parents shouldn't have to send their kids to regular school. They already can home school them or send them to a private school.

      If they're going to public school, then they should be taught what everyone else is being taught that is going to public school.

      or a religious alternative during evolution week of biology class.

      But that's my point, there *isn't* a scientific alternative.. If you want them to be able to just skip it, like kids being able to skip sex ed, then that just seems silly.. because they're not having a logical reason they want to skip it. Going home school is a way to skip all of the stuff in which they don't believe.

    11. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But we're not talking logic here, we're talking belief systems, and their frailty. Trust is very important to humans, and some will trust parental and mentoring sources more than "science".

      It's best to question it all. Science has enormous chasms, charlatans, lack of referential integrity, and lots of bogus opinion marching around as fact. Yes, I prefer science, despite its problems.

      But you're not fighting facts, you're fighting trust and beliefs masquerading as injecting doubts. The orthodoxy isn't going to give up. Best to educate them, and let them choose, so that they buy into what's going on around them.

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    12. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      1. I don't have to 'believe in evolution'. It is a proven, scientific fact(despite the frequent and erroneous argument that it is 'only a theory').

      2. I don't want it being taught to anyone, not just to my kids. It is so confoundingly stupid and against common sense, that it is like actively teaching disinformation and stupidity. I think we have plenty of both already.

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    13. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, considering this is survival of the fitness, you can have my mod points, if I can mate with your female.

    14. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's only sad that they force this on the children.

      I think this is the problem. Christian parents don't want their children being taught something that goes against their beliefs. This isn't all that different from the argument at hand, that believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      Christianity isn't science. Creationism is not science, and Intelligent design is definitely not science.

      There are certainly atheists who may not want their children exposed to religion, there are also many many people who are Christian who don't want religion taught in science class. It is just about impossible to keep children away from it in my area, where there are churches who use our school auditoriums to hold masses every Sunday, and accidentally leave pampllets all over the schools. There are also bible clubs and religion study classes as part of the curriculum. There is plenty of God in many of our schools.

      All very well and good - I don't care what people believe in, as long as they don't try to force it on others.

      Time for a little anecdote on just what happens though, in an environment where the curriculum is determined by faith....

      When I was in high school, the mandated sex education consisted of one hour during health class one day, where we were told if we had sex - though the word was never mentioned - we gould get veneral disease. What was interesting, the wording was such that we didn't actually know that that was our sex ed class until it was over. The classes were also segregated by sex. I have no idea how that ever passed muster. People who knew what was going on laughed, and people who didn't remained as clueless as before.

      My senior year, there was a little more offered, but maybe two days instead of one. (but my grade was finished with that) Well, one of the young ladies became interested in the issue of basal metabolic temperature. She got another book at the library, and figured out the rhythm method. Well, some parents found out, and the parents came to a board meeting. The first guy up had a paper bag, and when called upon to speak, he pulled out a Penthouse, opened the Centrefold, and showed it around screaming that our school was teaching Pornography to theirr children. A lot of us kids were at the meeting for a different purpose. But this was shortly after they began showing pubic hair in the Men's magazines, and very ironically, there were several students that left that meeting knowing more about sex than they ever learned at school. Didn't matter that she didn't learni it at school. We learned that the athieststic, communists in the school system were busy destroying our youth.

      That was sort of amusing, but the most insidious part of religion ruling school was in science class.

      It beggars the imagination, but anything that did not agree with the concept of the universe being created in 4004 b.c.e. was not taught. This included a whole lot of physics. You couldn't teach about radioactivity, because anything with a half life greater than 6000 years was on shaky ground. There was no discussion of dinosaurs, and of course, evolution. we had a good bit of dissection biology, electrical based physics, and chemistry, we just didn't cover the entire periodic tables, every year it was a start at the beginning, and time ran out bofore we got to the forbidden elements, and no isotopes.

      As a person who grew up in a religious household, and with even thoughts of becoming a priest during adolescence, I was pretty well versed in the Bible. As I neared graduation, however, I had access to a local university library. There I learned the forbidden subjects and knowledge. The ideas born of science by investigation and discovery, and experimentation. And not having seen a single verse in the bible that denied evolution, or even that 6000 year old universe, I was forced into the conclusion that all of the religious objections were due to a combination of fear of

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    15. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by anyanka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you want them to be able to just skip it, like kids being able to skip sex ed, then that just seems silly.. because they're not having a logical reason they want to skip it. Going home school is a way to skip all of the stuff in which they don't believe.

      I might be able to live with kids skipping evolution, though it's silly, and they'll have trouble becoming scientists when they grow up – but that's nothing compared to skipping sex ed. That's just plain dangerous to society, and should be outlawed. Sex ed should be mandatory, even with home schooling and weirdo religious schools.

    16. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      Sure, that's fine. But my point is that parents don't get to choose a religious class over a science class, or a religious alternative during evolution week of biology class.

      Sure they do, It's called "sending your kids to the local Catholic school"

    17. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by ldobehardcore · · Score: 2

      I'm glad I grew up in a progressive state. There were three or four kids who got excused altogether from high school biology class, but there were a couple of mormon twins who stayed in, YEC kids. The teacher asked who believed the earth was six thousand years old on day one. The mormons were the only ones who raised their hands. The teacher then explained that they will be taught evolution, as thoroughly as possible in a year long bio course in sophomore year. He added that there would be no open book exams, the large homework payload and the twice weekly quizzes.

      Those guys learned evolutionary theory, and history including what we covered in human evolution. The teacher picked on them at first, but eventually stopped when they were scoring better on tests and homework than 90% of the class. They both got close to 4.0s for the class, and by the time we were seniors had left the church. Their parents were so distraught. But I'm really glad those guys broke free of the shackles their family and inner community placed around their minds. They were too intelligent (and gay (not a dig)) to stay in the church, and are better off today than they ever could have been suppressing their personalities in the hive of the church.

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    18. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by eagoldman · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I was in high school, the mandated sex education consisted of one hour during health class one day, where we were told if we had sex - though the word was never mentioned - we gould get veneral disease.
      Yes, I got the same lecture my freshman year of high school. Being the smat ass I am I raised my hand and asked "Does this mean that all our parents have a veneral disease?" I spent a lot of time in high school in the principles office.

    19. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that I've turned 36, I consider anyone under 36 to be a child.

      Back when I was 16, children were much younger.

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  24. But... by olip85 · · Score: 2

    Why not let the elected officials teach their electors' children what their electors want them to teach their children? They are representing their electors. Isn't the core of democracy giving the majority of people what they want, no matter what it is?

    I don't see the problem. What they'll teach is wrong and isn't the truth. So what? Lots of shit you hear and people tell you are wrong and not the truth. Eventually these kids will grow up and do a bit of reading and learn things on their own. And eventually some of them will come to realize that what they learnt in school wasn't true. And they'll know then to take everything with a grain of salt. Isn't that a good lesson?

    1. Re:But... by zennyboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not let drug users let their kids use drugs.... etc

      Because it's not the parents (voters) being harmed (mentally in this case). It's the children...

  25. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by wierd_w · · Score: 2

    I'd say it is more "MIT, CAL-TECH, and Stanford" vs "Government run learning center"

    By preventing independent educational institutions from gaining hold, you get the homogeneity you seek, but you do so by preventing centers that specialize in excellence, (even if just in theory.)

    No parent wants to admit that their little sunshine isn't the next einstien, even though he pulls straight C grades, and can't read. As such, no parent wants to have the de-facto segregation between schools that specialize in high performing youth, and in schools that specialize with those with learning problems, even though in both cases, the children who need those environments will better have those needs met.

    Socially, it is unfavorable to accept the reality that not everyone is the same as everyone else, and that some people have disabilities, and others are naturally more gifted for academia. This is because it causes a glass cieling to occur, especially where poor academic performance is really caused simply by being financially disadvantaged. Eg, you could be brilliant, but be too poor to attend a premier school, and as such, be held back from your true potential-- while students that really shouldn't be in premier schools, are in those schools, because mommy and daddy are filthy fucking rich.

    It is next to impossible to segregate academic scores from financial background, because the two correlate very closely. An increase in the quality and variety of food stuffs, and quality of academic freetime are both directly tied with increased test scores.

    This is the basic catch-22 of the current system.

    How do you reward excellence, and assist those that clearly need help, without appearing to give prefferential treatment to the financially affluent, and without stigmatizing people with only minor learning disabilities?

    The shot version: you really can't.

    We try anyway, and demand homogeneity, but the raw material of the students is simply just not homogeneous. This leads to all the failings we currently have, and an impetus by people who mean well and don't know any better, and those that have a specific philosophical or cultural/religious agenda to "fix it."

    You simply can't fix the problems that plague the system we currently have, without discarding homogoeneity, and embracing specialist educational tracking.

    The deep connections between affluence and test scores, mean that the affluent will always get unbalanced representation on the higher end of the distribution, when you do so.

    Welcome to the real world, where shit fucking sucks, and ideal solutions don't exist.

  26. Does this include the environmental movement? by Tokolosh · · Score: 2

    "...incompletely understood phenomena about the physical universe based on limited knowledge, whose components are data, logic, and faith-based philosophy..."

    Sounds like a lot of Green people I know.

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  27. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, up to a point. As Neil deGrasse Tyson points out, from the Principia Mathematica:
    "But is it not to be conceived that mere mechanical causes could give birth to so many regular motions."
    - Isaac Newton

    Newton, that crazy alchemist who revolutionized physics just for fun and invented calculus more-or-less on a lark, also invoked intelligent design. Ridiculously smart guy, and even he was hampered by his own religious beliefs.

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  28. Cue the banjo music... by mschaffer · · Score: 2

    These inbred, idealistic, heretical politicians do not understand the difference between truth and faith.
    You do not see the Roman Catholic Church (or many other organized religious organizations) have a problem with teaching science as a science and religion as a religion. The schools of higher learning, run by these religious organizations, openly teach the concepts of evolution as a science without interference.
    So, why can't the Missouri legislators get their act together and leave science to the scientists and religion to the clergy?
    So much for separation of church and state. Freedom of religion includes freedom from religion (after all, every set contains the null set). State mandated hokum being posited as science is an abuse of faith and science.

  29. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by GrahamCox · · Score: 3, Informative

    I strongly believe there is no god. I also believe that the evidence for evolution is a very strong argument for the non-existence of god, and that is why I think so many believers have a problem with it.

    However, those who are believers and think evolution is real too, well, that's just an example of cognitive dissonance.

    But I mainly take issue with your last paragraph (after all, you can believe whatever you like, I don't care). "Faith used correctly". What on earth does that mean? People can do good things, and people can do bad things. These acts may be driven by their beliefs, but invariably the belief is used to justify the act, not the other way around. I see many people of faith committing atrocities in the name of that faith, in fact I would say on balance they are the majority. People do good for many reasons, and faith does not need to come into it, but a truly bad act is usually aided and abetted by faith. Yes, it's a perversion of what "faith" means to the majority of believers, but that's the reality of it: suicide bombers would almost certainly not commit those acts just because they felt like it.

    I see next to no good in zealotry of any kind. Do good if you want to - it's easy to see that doing good has benefits that have nothing to do with religion - but don't do bad because your holy book tells you it's OK. That's just using a very shaky belief system to justify and reinforce a decision you alone took.

  30. Also educational misconduct and fraud by Morgaine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason.

    Treason may be the wrong word if one wants to be precise, but there is certainly something like treason going on. The creationists are willfully trying to undermine the country's scientific future and to infect school children's receptive minds with pure nonsense. As an analogy it's very true.

    There's also some very severe professional misconduct occurring there, because non-scientists are pretending to be scientifically competent and dictating school science curricula.

    Are carpenters allowed to establish guidelines for how surgeons will do heart surgery? No, they lack the professional competence so they are not accepted as having standing in the matter. What's happening in science education in a few US states is directly analogous. The creationists have no standing in science and so should have the door shut firmly in their faces.

    Pretending to have scientific competency when you don't even know how science works is pretty clear fraud. Aren't there controls in education to keep charlatans from taking jobs for which they have no professional competence? Apparently not.

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  31. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dgatwood · · Score: 2

    I don't buy that argument. Market forces can't usefully hold the cost of education down. Whenever reductions in education cost occur, the people who invariably take it on the chin are teachers, administrators, and other staff, both in salary cuts and staffing cuts, but mostly in salary cuts. If you keep the salaries down, those teachers will get jobs in industry that actually pay the bills. It's hard enough to convince people to teach at the college level as it is. The last thing we need to do is make changes that further jeopardize colleges' ability to attract talent.

    Don't get me wrong, there are lots of other places where budgets can be cut, but all of those cuts affect things that attract students, and most of those schools get their funding based on the number of students they attract. Thus, the administration is always wary of making those cuts.

    And even if they did make those cuts, they would never be efficient about it. The whole system is quite literally designed to spend more money each year, whether it is needed or not. Instead of allowing excess resources to carry over from one fiscal year to the next like a responsible organization would, in higher ed, every penny that isn't spent goes back to the campus general fund. Worse, they usually reduce your department's budget by that amount going forward. This results in a strong incentive to spend any excess money before the end of the fiscal year. Then, when you actually need money for some unusual expense, you end up with a huge shortfall.

    Until those fundamental structural problems are solved at every level of higher education, the efficiency problems are inevitable and unavoidable. If market forces "held costs down", they would do so by cutting teachers and reducing salaries. But that's not where the bleeding is actually occurring; it is the sum total of all the tiny expenses that causes problems, and those expenses are harder to control. So the quality of education would simply decline on a continuous basis, year after year. Indeed, this is basically what has happened to public K-12 education, precisely because they can't make up the difference through tuition and other external funding sources.

    Of course, that problem is mostly limited to government-run schools. The reason that private institutions' costs have gone up is that they have to be more expensive than public schools, or else you don't have the prestige factor. Yes, to a limited degree, it would not occur if there were not adequate scholarships and other outside sources of funding available, if only because the cost and quality of public education would be reduced, but reducing the cost of an education at Yale isn't a particularly good argument for removing the government loans that enable the poor to attend state schools.

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  32. It's a bill not a law. by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a bill not a law.
    Hearings not scheduled, not on the house calendar. You've been had ARS... this is a publicity stunt by 2 conservative politicians to garner attention for their next election by introducing a bill popular with their tiny constituencies, guaranteed never to even get voted on, but sure to bring in gullible leftist reporters who are all too eager to snap up any tidbit of info that might portray their political opponents in a negative light. And you guys are flooding ARS with traffic because you're also so eager to believe it.

    Sponsor: Brattin, Rick (055)
    Co-Sponsor: Koenig, Andrew (099) ... et al.
    Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2013
    LR Number: 506L.01I
    Last Action: 1/31/2013 - Referred: Elementary and Secondary Education(H)
    Bill String: HB 291
    Next Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
    Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar
    http://www.house.mo.gov/billsummary.aspx?bill=HB291&year=2013&code=R

    As if there were nothing in the world actually worth reporting on, they've got to spoon feed you this horseshit. How many people die in Africa from AIDs per day? Oh wait, you can't blame that on republicans so it's uninteresting. Fuck you.

  33. Obligatory by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is not intelligent design an oxymoron? My human spine has smaller vertebra at the bottom of my back than it does at the top, my shoulder 'ball and socket' joint design works like the engineer went to Phoenix University, and my freakin' liver can't process ethanol efficiently.

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

      Intelligent design is not an oxymoron, it is a tautology; design by definition is intelligent. To qualify as an oxymoron the words themselves would have to be contradictory, like in the classic example "military intelligence," where it is to be assumed that the military is unintelligent. Living dead. Guest host. Deafening silence. The word itself means "sharp dull."

      Unfortunately, there isn't a term for "a euphemism that reveals the speaker is a bag of arses," so we will have to settle for calling it unintentional irony. The Greeks and Romans didn't live in a relativistic enough world for the abuse of language by the unimaginative to be a problem worth talking about.

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    2. Re:Obligatory by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 5, Funny

      design by definition is intelligent

      Bullshit. If you really believe this, you haven't used Windows 8.

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  34. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Garridan · · Score: 2

    What have the anti-science nuts learned this century??

    I dunno, but you're certainly out of touch with Christianity in the US. Most American Christians think of Catholicism as a totally different (i.e. fundamentally non-Christian) religion, like with Mormons and Witnesses. So pointing out a lesson learned by Catholics is like pointing out a lesson learned in communist Russia. Falls on deaf ears every time.

  35. The why do rocks not have puppies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Intelligent design was invented by a PR company in the 1990's, a lobby group names Discovery Institute invented it, as a way of using religion against the religious.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute

    The strategy is known as a Wedge Strategy:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedge_strategy

    Make evolution a test of faith, then get them to deny evolution, so God created everything EXCEPT evolution, and to accept that you have to ignore the lack of puppie fossils, and all the other stuff in front of your eyes and deny science.

    Once you've got them ignoring things as a test of faith, everything from Global Warming to Oil depletion suddenly becomes deniable. Remember 'God promised not to destroy the earth again hence Global Warming cannot exist'?. That's a sucker whose fallen for Wedge Strategy.

  36. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by dgatwood · · Score: 2

    Depends on how you define "literal creation". If you mean that as "God literally created the universe," then there's no conflict. If you mean that as "God literally created the Earth and all life upon it in six days, there's a fairly fundamental conflict. A literal interpretation of the book of Genesis simply cannot be reconciled with acceptance of evolution. A figurative or metaphorical view of Genesis is readily reconciled with belief in evolution.

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  37. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 2

    I don't buy that argument. Market forces can't usefully hold the cost of education down.

    They did exactly that until government guarantees made it possible for anyone to get student loans. By removing the risk of non-payment, the lenders had no incentive to consider whether the borrower was capable of repaying the loan.

    -jcr

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  38. a silly logic puzzle, or just flawed writing? by retchdog · · Score: 2

    1: 'If scientific theory concerning biological origin is taught in a course of study, biological evolution and biological intelligent design shall be taught.'

    2: 'If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation.'

    well, since the second condition is impossible to meet, and is a necessary condition to satisfy the first, it means only that scientific theory concerning biological origin cannot be taught in a course of study. (contrapositive)

    so... does that just mean you can't teach abiogenesis? that is what `origin' means in this context, right? evolution is okay to teach, and doesn't trigger the latter necessary conditions, even though they mention ``biological evolution,'' apparently as a red herring.

    wait. did they mean for this to be a silly logic puzzle, or are they just too stupid to realize what they're saying?

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  39. In other news, legislation says pi is 3 by Cassini2 · · Score: 2

    Once, there was a legislature that attempted to make pi=3, because it would make life so much simpler.

  40. Not so fast. by emil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You want to talk Old Testament morality? Game on!

    Genesis 19:30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

    That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

    Do you really want to live like this? Do you really want your CHILDREN to live like this?

    Cafeteria Christians indeed.

    1. Re:Not so fast. by billstewart · · Score: 2

      I don't see how that's relevant - many parts of the Bible are history, and good history includes talking about people who did bad things, dumb things, and morally questionable things, not just talking about good people doing good things.

      One story that I've seen anti-Bible people use to claim the Bible's offensive is a conversation between an invading general and whoever was in charge of one of the Jewish cities. The general trash-talks about how the Jews had better surrender or here's what he'll do to them, and uses some language that's still offensive today. (Well, duh! He's the bad guy in that scene - he was trying to offend the people he was attacking.)

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    2. Re:Not so fast. by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      "many parts of the Bible are history" - does that mean i can find corroboration in history books written by historians of the time? Citations of history book that back up the biblical events would be useful

      "good history includes talking about people who did bad things, dumb things, and morally questionable things" - especially when god tells them to do these things

      The bible is a recipe for genocide, homophobia, misogyny, discrimination, justification for slavery etc, maybe you should read it more closely and then try to understand it

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    3. Re:Not so fast. by tinkerghost · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lot has always been my hero. The man can get so drunk he doesn't recognize his own daughters & he can still get it up. That people, is truely worthy of respect.

    4. Re:Not so fast. by elmohound · · Score: 2

      Actually, the old testament can also be viewed as more political propaganda than accurate historical treatise.

      I invite you to compare various events reported in the bible to the accounts from the Babylonian and Assyrian historical texts. For example, the Assyrians tell us that Egyptian agitators convinced the kingdoms of Judea and Israel, along with the Phoenician states, to divert their tribute (i.e. monetary payments) from the Assyrian Empire to the Egyptian Empire. The Assyrians responded militarily and, following their traditional practice, relocated the troublemakers. The bible, however, only provides the point-of-view of the injured parties, completely ignoring the political reality, and puts a weird (now enshrined) religious spin on the whole thing.

      Just one example, there are many more. You can find translations of Mesopotamian history on the shelves of any decent research university.

  41. Re:Entropy by germansausage · · Score: 3, Informative

    The entropy of the solar system has been increasing since it was formed. What makes you think it hasn't? The existence of life on earth may have decreased entropy in some places but the solar system overall has increased in entropy. You can't look at the earth in isolation when the sun is adding energy to the earth, you have to consider the entire system.

  42. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 2

    Anybody who offers books by Ron-freakingly-stupid-Paul does not deserve anything else. Sane people can read real economists.

    I've actually bought this book (Kindle Edition) and skimmed it. Blergh. The old "government made banks to give subprime loans to poor people" (no, it didn't) and "without Fed there'd be no bubble" (and no modern economy).

  43. Re:It is their job. by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you have any other justification than "we are right" to explain why a state's citizens should decide what the schools that they pay for teach their children?

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Not to their own facts.

    If it teaches unverifiable bullshit, it isn't education, and doesn't belong in a school.
    By all means, let parents and special interest groups pay for teaching their children whatever they want, but not within the school system. Remember that schooling isn't just by and for the tax payers of a state, but part of the UN charter on children's rights. As such, it transcends mere state legislation.

  44. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, Newton was pretty much a lunatic by today's standards, believing in all kinds of crap - much of which the church would not touch with ten foot crucifix.
    That didn't stop him from also making great progress in the sciences, but many of those were by-products of his quest for the philosopher's stone and other things we think ridiculous today, and which were thought blasphemous back then.

  45. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by morcego · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Science does not question the existence of the almighty. Science does not question the existence of creation. Science causes no crisis of faith in one that is faithful. All science does is disrupt those that want to use faith to gather personal power, wealthy, and in the process elevate themselves to the level of the almighty.

    A science teacher of mine (Jesuit priest, actually) would teach evolution and everything else without any problems.

    In his words: "Science teaches us how. Religion teaches us who was behind it, never HOW".

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  46. Teaching The Controversy - Properly by billstewart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know if the anti-evolution folks really understand what they're asking for when they say that teachers should "Teach the Controversy".

    One theory of evolution says it took billions of years. Another says evolution all happened in six days back in 4004 B.C. and then stopped, and that it may have gotten further restricted a thousand years or so later when all the land animals drowned except one boatload of them. How would you compare those two theories? What kind of evidence would let you reject or tentatively accept one of them? Are there fossil records that fit better with either? What about historical records from different cultures around the world? Does the distribution of animals around the planet tell us anything that would let us pick one of the theories, or lead us to modify either of them?

    So yeah. Teach The Controversy. Proudly.

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    1. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sample Essay Question:

      1) Using the theory intelligent design, explain the emergence of the Ebola virus and construct a forensic psychological profile of the intelligent designer.

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    2. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by BakaHoushi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've always found the "Teach the controversy!" line to be humorous. How much controversy is necessary to require equal representation in a classroom? If I raise enough of a stink, can I get a school to teach alchemy alongside chemistry?

    3. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2, Funny

      Question 2) Using Darwin's Theory of Evolution, explain the emergence of viruses from living predecessors.

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    4. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Once there was an organism.
      That organism had lots of babies, each slightly different from it's parent and slighly different from it's brothers and sisters.
      The stronger, smarter and better those babies were, the more babies they had. Each slightly different again, but more different from it's nephews and nieces, of whom there were few.
      This happened a lot of times until finally we named one of them "virus", and so virusses were born.
      And the virus and all it's babies lived happily ever after (sadly, to the detriment of a few particular other organisms, which sometimes included humans).

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    5. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 5, Funny

      Faith comes into play at peer review. Either they believe you or they don't.

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    6. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I still remember when, as a child, I was told God created man and woman. When I asked how, my dad took out encyclopaedia and we read the fascinating story of evolution. I never thought there was any conflict between my faith and science. That seems to be pretty standard among 'believers' in Europe. I really don't get how this can be such a deal in the US. You can only stare at provable facts (and tools like carbon dating) and ignore them for so long before you feel like a fool.

  47. Genesis is most likely mythology. by emil · · Score: 2

    Most everything before King David has no objective evidence.

    1. Re:Genesis is most likely mythology. by fatphil · · Score: 2

      Almost everything before the revelation of saint john has no objective evidence. And the revelation of saint john ain't exactly well supported either.

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  48. Teaching different religions' theories by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least some states have said that teachers have to teach Intelligent Design, but aren't allowed to teach any particular religion's view of who the Intelligent Designer is, because that would be establishing religion and therefore blatantly unconstitutional.

    But that doesn't mean that different cultures don't have different beliefs about the design process that lead to different world views separately from the issue of the Designer's identity. For instance, did it happen quickly or slowly? Recently, or a long long time ago? Just once, or repeated in multi-million-year cycles? Did the stars, Earth, plants, animals, and humans get designed together, or in some order? How could you tell? Did the design follow song-lines? Were only natural processes involved, or supernatural beings, or pirates or other tricksters? Does there seem to have been just one designer, or multiple designers in the process? Does the design process appear to have been personal or impersonal? Can we learn anything from the distribution of genetic material in different human populations, or the genetic differences between modern humans and Neandertals and other apes? Why are we more closely related to fungi than to plants? How does Death affect design?

    If you want to teach Intelligent Design as Science, not just as philosophy, you can do it, but you'll find it's a much harder problem than its proponents think, and they may not like all the questions you'll be asking, much less the answers your students come up with.

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    1. Re:Teaching different religions' theories by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      I learned a whole bunch of different cultures' Intelligent Design belief systems in a public school. The difference was, we called it "Creation Myths" and they didn't try to pass it off as factual material.

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  49. Who benefits from teaching Anti-Science by billstewart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not just about Evolution - that's a hook for getting one particular voting block supporting the Republican Party, and a favor to them for cooperating, but there's more to it than that. Teaching Anti-Evolution Anti-Science makes it easier to teach Anti-Global-Warming Anti-Science - same tools, same skepticism and unwillingness to believe the real world instead of the authorities.

    The Republican Party doesn't really care much about evolution. But their Corporate Sponsors really do care about global warming, and about anything that might force the government to make laws that affect their business. Anti-Evolution is fun, but anti-global-warming is where the money is.

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  50. Why are the faithless so loud? by kawabago · · Score: 2

    They are faithless because they need proof of God in form of a literally true Bible, which leads to this absurdity. If I didn't have a shred of faith I wouldn't be out trying to change the laws, I'd be trying to change me!

  51. The World Laughs by arthurpaliden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And Americans wonder why the world is basically laughing at them.

  52. The Seperation Between Church and State Has Failed by BrendaEM · · Score: 2

    The United States infiltrated by those who seek to dismantle the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

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  53. I am a molecular biologist. by Chrontius · · Score: 2

    I am a molecular biologist.

    We engage in biological intelligent design every day to earn our pay. Some of us have even figured out how to sign our in vivo code; others simply copied the method. Therefore, the intelligence responsible for any designed system is rarely in question.

  54. Re:Can't please everyone by sir-gold · · Score: 2

    I believe in the scientific method (hypothesis>experiment>theory>experiment>law)

    Evolution just happens to be the answer you arrive at, when you use the scientific method.

    I would rather have faith in the method that provided the answer, than faith in the answer alone.

  55. faith/philosophy and science should not fight by miniMUNCH · · Score: 2

    What i find most tragic about this news and the comments is how many people entirely misconstrue the supposed debate between faith/philosophy and science when, in fact, there is almost no common ground between the two... they deal with very different aspects of the universe and our experience of it in our brief lives.

    A few postulates to consider (some humour intended herein):

    1) Numerous books of the Bible are written poetically and as allegory... Genesis and Revelations are the two most obviously allegorical books of the bible and is not an accident the first and last books are allegorical in nature (it kinda sets the tone for the entire compiled scripture). Some how a lot of Christians 'bishops/pastors/etc." didn't get the memo at some point and started interpreting the whole bible literally. Comical to say the least

    2) Many (most) Christians worldwide do not believe the world is only 6000-10000 years old... so don't lump them all into one group. AS it often happens in human existence, the dumbest people are often the loudest people. Throughout christian history, lots of leaders said lots of dumb things (that are not intrinsically support by the Bible by the way)... to go crazy and throw away an entire body of philosophy/faith because a few or even many people say some silly things is just not very scientific... yes, scientists, I'm holding the standard of being a good science and maintaining some objectivity even when it is something you really don't like. As a PhD scientist, I have heard a lot of scientist say dumb things at conferences, even read incredibly dumb things in peer-reviewed journals (which means the reviewers were dumb too). I have said some incredibly dumb things too! We seem to only remember the great scientists and forget that for every Einstein there were and still are hundreds of reasonably bright people saying and doing things that ranging anywhere from unimportant to just ole dumb. This is still the case today... less than one percent of the worlds population is responsible for over 98% of the world technological advancement. So lets not pretend like science has never made mistakes and is somehow pristine and perfect... it is not. Hundreds of years from now scientists are going to talk about how dumb we were to stick with quantum mechanics, the standard model, blah blah, for so damn long when there were (and have been for some time) some huge problems with the theories... and at the same time, we as a society really are not funding and encouraging enough totally revolutionary, outside the box, thinking.

    3) The universe is here with lots of mass and energy (more than anyone can possibly conceptualize) and yet, from our meager scientific observations, mass can be neither created or destroyed... so we have some explaining to do. Right now, Science does not have all the answers In fact, there are a lot of fundamental "how and why" type of questions to which science doesn't have the foggiest notion of an answer and can't even conceive an experiment to develop an answer. So, being intellectually honest for a moment, one can hardly fault someone for looking to the existential for answers. i would in fact argue to 'believe' that science will one day answer all the burning questions of why and how the universe/existence came about requires a "leap of faith" (the very thing religion is ridiculed for). Seriously, despite incredible technological advancement in the past 2000 years, science is not any closer to figuring out why we are here in the first place and what this existence/universe is all about. But that is okay, it is NOT sciences' job to figure out why we are here or even necessarily why physical laws are the way they are.

    4) Atheism is a philosophy/belief/faith and it is not the only philosophy/faith of "Science"... there is no systematic scientific proof in favor of any stance on the existence/non-existence of a supreme being or the supernatural. No logically perfect argument can be construed for or against... just drop it. Realize that reach of

  56. Superstition by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is why we can't have nice things.

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  57. Reminder by Legion303 · · Score: 2

    Evolution is not abiogenesis. Abiogenesis is not Evolution. Anyone claiming otherwise is a fraud and a liar.

  58. End government involvement in eduation by moeinvt · · Score: 2

    Just get the government out of the education business entirely.

    If parents want to send their kids to a school that teaches 'science' classes about the flying spaghetti monster, more power to them. As long as there are no government subsidies, there's nothing to argue about. The parents and students can vote on the curriculum with their dollars and their feet.

    Bring some entrepreneurship and consumer choice back to the business of education.

  59. Re:The Seperation Between Church and State Has Fai by moeinvt · · Score: 2

    The separation of everything and "The State" has failed because the state has slowly and inexorably infiltrated itself into every aspect of our lives. That's how The Constitution has been dismantled, much to our detriment.

    Separate The State from education and none of this debate is necessary. Separate The State from the idea of marriage, and that debate goes away as well.

  60. Idiocracy by tehcyder · · Score: 2

    It was supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint.

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  61. Read... by hateflyy · · Score: 2

    Read the book The Seashell on The Mountain Top. It's about Nicholaus Steno - which is pretty much the father of modern Geology. He grappled with many of these issues and early on came to the conclusion that the study of science was a way to get closer to God. They are not mutually exclusive of each other. IDK why it's so hard for people to grasp that.