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Missouri Legislation Redefines Science, Pushes Intelligent Design

An anonymous reader writes "Ars reports on new legislation in the Missouri House of Representatives which is seeking equal time in the classroom for Intelligent Design, and to redefine science itself. You can read the text of the bill online. It uses over 600 words to describe Intelligent Design. Scientific theory, the bill says, is 'an inferred explanation of incompletely understood phenomena about the physical universe based on limited knowledge, whose components are data, logic, and faith-based philosophy.' It would require that 'If scientific theory concerning biological origin is taught in a course of study, biological evolution and biological intelligent design shall be taught.' The legislation's references to 'scientific theory' and 'scientific law' make it clear the writers don't have the slightest idea how science actually works. It also has this odd line near the end: 'If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation and teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course.'"

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  1. It's a race... by nickserv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...to the bottom.

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    1. Re:It's a race... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Teach Darwin,

      Teach Spinoza and Godel.

      No problem.

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    2. Re:It's a race... by Ironhandx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really fucking is. The reason for NOT teaching intelligent design is written right into the fucking text of the law.

      "(2) "Biological evolution", a theory of"

      "(3) "Biological intelligent design", a hypothesis"

      Amazing how they got that right then got the entire text of the law wrong.

      I also like how they added "biological" to the front of intelligent design. It both makes it oh so obviously more legitimate and less pseudo science and also suggests we were created by aliens instead of god/gods/pigdemons/whateverotherrandombullshitpeoplearegullibleenoughtoswallow at the same time.

    3. Re:It's a race... by WaywardGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I prefer the Halting Problem to Godel, but that's another issue... This is just another brain-dead bill by the god-tard legion.

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    4. Re:It's a race... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh, no. They got the text of the law exactly right. They said that it had to be taught, then said that you cannot teach who the creator is unless you can prove it scientifically. In order to comply with the law, schools in Missouri will have to teach intelligent design in a way that clearly casts it as an unprovable philosophical discussion rather than science. If anything, this will help disabuse those students of any notion that ID is a true scientific theory, which will actually lead to folks in that state having a better grasp of science in the long run.

      Don't get me wrong, it ain't science, and it really doesn't belong in a science classroom, but since we don't have philosophy classes in American high schools, at least Missouri's students will get to hear the science side of the issue instead of just an ultraconservative preacher's views.

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    5. Re:It's a race... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      ...to the bottom.

      No, you're thinking of a Buttman video there.

    6. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 2

      How's that a hypothesis? For an hypothesis to be scientific requires that it be testable.

    7. Re:It's a race... by Stripe7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about teach the Indian cosmology, Chinese creation, African tribal belief's in cosmology? Do they have to teach all of that now too?

    8. Re:It's a race... by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Teach Darwin, Teach Spinoza and Godel.

      This list will never be complete. Or if it is, it will be inconsistent.

    9. Re:It's a race... by dryeo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well biological intelligent design is pretty well a fact. Dogs are one good example, wheat another. Then of course there is whatever Monsanto has been designing.
      I don't see any problem with teaching how for the last 10,000 odd years we've been designing organisms.

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    10. Re:It's a race... by cheater512 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They'll just use their bible as their proof. "Look! It says it right there!"

    11. Re:It's a race... by jythie · · Score: 1

      I suspect that clause was put in so parents of one denomination do not have to worry about having another denomination's "G"od taught by name.

      Christian groups are often at the forefront of lawsuits involving teaching of religion in school and such, at least when their children are in the minority and some other sect is in the local majority. Take away the fear of Christian groups that their kids will be taught the wrong Christianity and that will take a LOT of the funding and power out of establishment clause backlash.

    12. Re:It's a race... by ezzthetic · · Score: 1

      No. The point of the "odd line" seems to be to preclude any discussion of the identity of the creator in the classroom. i.e. If you want to nominate a particular creator, you need to be able to prove it with observable evidence. As that is obviously impossible, the identity must remain a matter of personal belief, not open to interrogation. It seems to be specifically designed to rule out the sort of challenge you are making. Of course, that makes it impossible to place any explicit religious material in the course, but it doesn't matter. Those who believe in a particular divine creator will just take it as confirmation of their privately-held belief.

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    13. Re:It's a race... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      ...to the bottom.

      No shit! And, Missouri, Kansas and Texas all seem to be neck-and-neck heading into the back stretch. Woooooo...what a race to stupid!

    14. Re:It's a race... by multimediavt · · Score: 3, Informative

      It both makes it oh so obviously more legitimate and less pseudo science and also suggests we were created by aliens instead of god/gods/pigdemons/whateverotherrandombullshitpeoplearegullibleenoughtoswallow at the same time.

      How could you forget The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    15. Re:It's a race... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      They'll just use their bible as their proof. "Look! It says it right there!"

      I have a bunch of other books that say things, too. The printed word is NOT scientific fact. Reproducible, observable physical experiments define scientific fact. I want to see the one that proves God is real. That would be a hoot, and an historical first! Quick call Ripley's and Guiness!

    16. Re:It's a race... by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Creating one animal from two existing ones is pretty trivial, the magic happens when you have no animals to start with.

    17. Re:It's a race... by memnock · · Score: 1

      Conservatives aren't happy to have a country of hapless consumers. They want downright stupid consumers. I guess that will make it easier for them to finally push the big brother government and corporate state they so desperately crave.

    18. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Drop a ball. Repeat until you believe that releasing a ball will result in it falling.

    19. Re:It's a race... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      The evidence seems to point to animals coming from 2 organisms merging into one. Same with plants though different organisms apparently.

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    20. Re:It's a race... by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      I'm on the International Space Station you insensitive clod!

    21. Re:It's a race... by Quila · · Score: 1

      These people consider the existence of the Christian god to be a proven fact.

    22. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And the other 46 aren't far behind. The only winning move is to not play. The US is failing, and nothing can stop it.

    23. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      We've already disproved that one by doing it in space, etc.

    24. Re:It's a race... by iiii · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's really an excellent point that I had not considered. It would certainly be possible to build a curriculum that is completely in compliance with these laws, but that uses the presentation of Intelligent Design as a counterexample to show what science is *not*. You could teach the scientific method and the work that led up to our current understanding of evolution, including the abundant evidence supporting it and the hypotheses that have been shown to be true. Then teach a unit on logical fallacies, manipulation, rhetorical trickery, superstition and cult psychology. Then use what you have learned to examine the scientific merit of Intelligent Design. Fuck, I just convinced myself that we *should* be teaching ID!! And teaching it well, so people understand exactly what it is, what the claims are, what evidence exists (or doesn't) to support those claims, how the message is carefully crafted for specific effect, and how the whole thing relates and compares to actual scientific work. Once we have this curriculum ready, any time some idiotic state passes a law like this schools in that jurisdiction would be able to turn to it to maintain their standards. Make it so!

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    25. Re:It's a race... by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Call me skeptic.

    26. Re:It's a race... by loufoque · · Score: 1

      A hypothesis is any assumption you make to be true.

    27. Re:It's a race... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      These people consider the existence of the Christian god to be a proven fact.

      I'm just dying to know what form of non-tautological proof they have. Sorry folks, "because I believe" is not a scientific fact.

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    28. Re:It's a race... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      I would say, then, that never having seen this 'god' thing, and never having seen any direct results of its existence, and never having had any human interaction(of verifiable origin) is a pretty good way to disprove this hypothesis.

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    29. Re:It's a race... by AlabamaCajun · · Score: 1

      Another race to entropy. When we need progressive learning the most to be competitive with other parts of the world we settle back into the trough of the flowing stream. Did someone forget to tell them that stream is the river Styx! (Not the band). Here is my answer to this, if some intelligent being gave you a brain then use the damn thing and stop listening to babble.

    30. Re:It's a race... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      at least Missouri's students will get to hear the science side of the issue instead of just an ultraconservative preacher's views.

      You really don't know how this thing works. Once the law allows teaching of religion in science class, you'll find that the religious zealots, like little cowbirds of faith, will start pushing the actual science out of the nest.

      I went to school in a town where religion ruled in science class. There was NO evolution ever mentioned, nor anything that might make the universe look older than the fundies allowed.

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    31. Re:It's a race... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I don't see any problem with teaching how for the last 10,000 odd years we've been designing organisms.

      I doubt that would be allowed. That would be like humans being God. Anyhow, it's a moot point, because the goal is to replace evolution with creationism. They even say so in their Wedge Document.

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    32. Re:It's a race... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Well with any luck, the lawyers can argue about the wording for a long time while nothing actually gets done.

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    33. Re:It's a race... by mianne · · Score: 1

      That's right folks! The nature of creationism, intelligent design, er "Biological Intelligent Design" continues to evolve!

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    34. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 2

      You are part of the problem AK Marc. You believe that it is fact that by dropping something it always falls when this has been debunked for quite awhile now. Further, you claimed that this is evidence that science can ever prove something. This shows fundamental misunderstanding of the process of science, please stop advocating for us until you spend some time learning the philosophy behind it.

    35. Re:It's a race... by aevan · · Score: 1

      How the hell can you even test the students on it then? Anything that starts with an I.D. doing it would be right.

      Q: How did life appear on earth?
      A: A wizard did it
      Q: Planets, continents, animals, telemarketers. What order were they created in?
      A: Simultaneously, but in various times periods with artificial evidence of age.

      If they can't specify a specific faith of it, or belief, anything beyond 'something made stuff' seems... well... unfalsifiable, incapable of being tested. What do you teach and how do you mark? Worst part is if the children were capable of choosing which to 'learn'... plenty would go the route of 'least homework and tests'.

      If it's best left ambiguous, wouldn't it be better served offloaded to their churches to give them their respective dogma? Where it could be done in great detail, without wasting school time and money? It's not even exposure to alternate beliefs then if you can't espouse said beliefs in class but must remain generic. Plus, if they don't go to their respective churchs, do they really have their respective beliefs? (Think most religions have you attend some building for some service or another, at least occasionally.)

    36. Re:It's a race... by ezzthetic · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's how ID works. It's really mostly a "God of the Gaps" approach. Rather than explicitly stating that God made the goldfish and it was good, they say that there's no way something as complicated as the eye could have evolved, and therefore the most likely explanation is that some kind of divine influence must have been at work. So a test on ID would take the form of listing discrepancies in the fossil record, citing evidence that humans and dinosaurs co-existed, etc.

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    37. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      And why isn't that already normally part of a science curriculum. The discrepancies and unexplained are the most interesting and important part if you want to train a new generation of scientists. Its sad that such a movement is coming from the most superstitious of society.

    38. Re:It's a race... by gavare · · Score: 1

      Haha, dryeo, you just converted me. I guess I, like most people, didn't believe in intelligent design before, because when talking about all of the billions of years of history/evolution of life on the planet, intelligent design is such bullshit. But the way you presented the evidence ("dogs and monsanto", 10000 years) made it is so clear. :-]

      Now I'll be stuck in sarcasmo-ironic mode for the rest of the day. Maybe I'll convert someone at work to also believe in "ID". Hehe.

    39. Re:It's a race... by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      Technically, it needs to be falsifiable.

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    40. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You believe that it is fact that by dropping something it always falls when this has been debunked for quite awhile now.

      Oooh, my own personal retarded stalker.

    41. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Ah, the problem is that you are stupid. When you release a ball in space, it falls towards the largest gravity well. Balls fall in space. But you are too stupid to have understood the phrase "orbit is falling at the earth and missing." It still falls. And the quote was "drop a ball" The answer of "I heard of someone somewhere who wasn't even on this planet who dropped a ball and it didn't fall" isn't a relevant response. You didn't do it.

      Drop a ball. Right now. Did it fall? Oh, never mind, you'll just lie to prove a point because you are too stupid to understand science. It does "prove" things.

    42. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, you are not.

    43. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I expected this response because you are too uneducated to predict that I knew you would qualify your statement and fail to interpret my purpose in saying that. Now go look up who has ever said that the process of science has proved something. If you come back with more nonsense thats the end of my attempt to help you understand science, but hopefully the seed has been planted.

    44. Re:It's a race... by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      These people consider the existence of the Christian god to be a proven fact.

      I'm just dying to know what form of non-tautological proof they have. Sorry folks, "because I believe" is not a scientific fact.

      I do not think, therefore He is.

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    45. Re:It's a race... by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      There was no qualifying. If you drop a ball, the ball will fall.

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    46. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you can think of circumstances under which that doesn't occur.

    47. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Did *you* drop the ball? Have *you* ever been anywhere where a dropped ball will not fall?

    48. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Yea i was underwater and it was lighter than water. That is just one example. Seriously this stuff shouldn't be riddles to you guys.

    49. Re:It's a race... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are circumstances under which that doesn't occur. If Harry Potter waves his wand and chants Wingardium Leovosa at the right time, it will not fall. You can make up any theoretical lies you want. If *you* drop a ball, will it fall? Not "could you," not "can you think of some situation where it might not".

      I chose my words carefully. Nobody reading this is on the ISS. Anyone reading this can complain all they want, but if they (you) drop a ball right now, will it fall? It's not that hard. You are arguing that reality is wrong because you find it inconvenient. That just seems a little silly to me. Or are you going to scrape up enough money to go to space and come back and claim that a ball in orbit is not falling?

    50. Re:It's a race... by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      If you drop a ball on ISS, the ball will fall. Similarly, if you walk off a skyscraper and while falling (this is a double experiment) you drop a ball, the ball will fall. It may be useful to have several observers or a video recording taken both from the higher mass object and from the (more strongly) falling object.

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    51. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      The density of the medium relative to that of the falling objects matters as well. You can also do tricks with magnets, or come up with some other situation where forces cancel each other out or lead to the ball moving opposite the direction you would expect from the word "fall".

    52. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I have another one. The surface of the ball is already resting on a table and the strong nuclear force prevents any "falling".

    53. Re:It's a race... by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      The density of the medium relative to that of the falling objects matters as well. You can also do tricks with magnets, or come up with some other situation where forces cancel each other out or lead to the ball moving opposite the direction you would expect from the word "fall".

      How do you know this? ^.^

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    54. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say know. I have observed some instances myself which are consistent with theories I've read in books written by people who have experimented with it more. Thats not to say any of that will be true under every circumstance or there may not be further forces that can come into play.

    55. Re:It's a race... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it would be a good thing.

    56. Re:It's a race... by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      Under water it "fell" straight upwards.

    57. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 1

      And all swans are white because we've never seen a black swan, right?

      Congratulations, you've just learned about the limits of induction. If you still don't get it, go pick up any undergraduate textbook on logic.

    58. Re:It's a race... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      However, their definition of theory is set up to deliberately dilute what it means, compared to what it means to a scientist, for example by uncluding the word "faith" to describe the metaphysics involved in adopting scientific principles. Likewise, to a scientist, "theory" has an inherant implication of being predictive (because experiments must be reproduceable, and therefore the verity of a theory implies a prediction that when a repeat experiment is performed, the outcome will support that theory).

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    59. Re:It's a race... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > Reproducible, observable physical experiments define scientific fact.

      [mode=playing devil's avocado]
      Who told you that? You clearly believe them, but why did you believe them? Was there a time when you didn't think that way?
      [/mode]

      Yes, I've just left the science of physics (and its associated sub-subject chemisty, and its associated sub-sub-subject biology), and entered the philosophical world of metaphysics. However, if you didn't notice I injected the word "believe" in the above questions, you'll ill-equipt to tackle some of the hard-line god-squad loonies who are assaulting everyone's intelligence. (And also see the definition of "theory" in the bill in question, for a demonstration why such word choice is important.)

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    60. Re:It's a race... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      The strong force has no effect at such distances, it's only effective within nucleus-sized ranges (a few femtometres, several orders of magnitude smaller than an atomic radius). It's just the normal electromagnetic force that's required to keep solid objects from intersecting each other.

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    61. Re:It's a race... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Liquids are cheating!

      However, a light- or large-enough ball (such as a balloon) could easily be made to be positively buoyant in Tungsten Hexafluoride. (Even if a balloon would be excluded from being a "ball" as it is lacking the rigidity to keep its own ball-like shape, I'm pretty sure one could spray a small quantity of lacquer onto its surface such that it would keep its shape after being punctured, and then re-sealed with ordinary-pressure air inside. If that fails, just reach for a ball of aerogel...)

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    62. Re:It's a race... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I can understand that there are less intelligent people in the world, and that I might occasionally have to deal with them. Why, though, do they so often insist on standing up and calling attention to themselves?

    63. Re:It's a race... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      "I do not think, therefore He is."

      Wonderful! Google claims that's original - may I have that as one of my rotating usenet/email sigs? (And would you rather be credited by nick or by name?)

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    64. Re:It's a race... by securityfolk · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make mankind into gods, then it's back to the old question of who created man? Evolution or Bearded Sky Father?

    65. Re:It's a race... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      I believe that a big cause of the entire pushing religion in school is because science has been used to discredit religion or religious teachings. Had this not occurred, or not occurred in science taught in public schools, it would be a non issue. However, as long as little Johny is coming home saying in science we learned that pastor is wrong and God did not create the world, there will be attempts like this to force the ambiguity or uncertainty to scientific theory.

      And this is avoided in what manner? Any discussion of science will inevitably destroy religious beliefs which are built upon irrational and unsupported foundations. Science is killing religion by destroying the natural habitat of the gods: ignorance. Once people have a good explanation of a natural event, they no longer need a supernatural explanation. Some still chalk it up to gods, but over time, the number of those who do shrinks.

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    66. Re:It's a race... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the first living cell was designed, is it unscientific to explore what predictions could be made from that starting assumption?

      Yes, because there are none. It will just be ad hoc reasoning("why is the cell like X? Because that is what this god wanted it to be."). And it will degrade further into brainless dogma. The day ID proponents actually come up with some scientific reasoning from their position is the day it becomes a branch of science. Until then, it's just the rear guard of an increasingly discredited worldview.

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    67. Re:It's a race... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      If the god hypothesis includes historical interaction, then a lack of interaction does disprove it. If the god hypothesis is so ill defined as to preclude any falsification, then it is useless. You can't have it both ways. Either a god hypothesis has a measuable impact upon the universe, in which case it is testable, or it does not, which makes it a bad hypothesis.

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    68. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 1

      If the god hypothesis includes historical interaction, then a lack of interaction does disprove it

      That isn't even coherent!

      Scratch my recommendation for an undergraduate textbook. Go to your local elementary school library for some books on science that are more your speed.

      You're a perfect example of one of the "science cheerleaders" that don't have a clue how science works.

      If the god hypothesis is so ill defined as to preclude any falsification, then it is useless.

      Worse than that, it's not even an hypothesis!

      You can't have it both ways. Either a god hypothesis has a measuable impact upon the universe, in which case it is testable, or it does not, which makes it a bad hypothesis.

      What, exactly, do I want both ways? I don't know where you get "bad hypothesis" from. As I clearly stated in my first post, if it's not testable it's not an hypothesis! You seem to agree with that bit. Then again, judging from the rest of your incoherent rambling, you might not understand what that even means.

    69. Re:It's a race... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      and these articles and the slashdot response to them are part of that race. these articles show up, and /. comments all over it, and the implications are always that "missouri's legislators are idiots" or "all missourians (sp?) all idiots".

      and that's simply not the case.

      A bill was introduced....ok. That takes just one person, one legislator, and in some states doesnt even take that as citizens can submit via petition or the governor or other officials can also introduce bills. The implicit statement or assumption of "haha they're all idiots" is therefore fallacious. It didnt say it was approved unanimously, it didnt even say it was voted on. it was simply introduced.

      now motivation: the assumption, again, is "all those idiots are trying to brainwash people". First off most politicians, our opinions of them to the countrary, and ignoring the infrequent individuals like the "rape != pregnancy" genius, are not stupid. They know when something is patently false, or unconstitutional, or simply not going to get passed. Most of the time when you see something like this bill, or the other recent ones about "the fed's cannot enforce federal gun law in our state", they aren't being serious. They are pandering for votes! They are saying "look at me", "look what I done", "i'm being tough and standing up for you!"

      Politics is a game and this is how it's played. These things become the source of sound bytes, they're used to shape the battlefield of public opinion so they can win elections. Few years ago when I was in GA still and Saxby Chamblis and the other guy were having a run off, the other was accused of "supporting the biggest tax increase in state history"....ya...a sales tax increase of something like 0.5% passed by unanimous vote when the state was running out of money...40 YEARS EARLIER!

      Politics is a game and this is how it's played. These bills are not by and large serious endeavors. They are attempts to fortify positions for elections, knowing full well these bills will likely die and be forgotten and quietly buried.

      But on /. we ignore that part of the story when it happens. We just jump all over the initial report and bash them first, and ignore the rest.

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    70. Re:It's a race... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      That isn't even coherent!

      Oh, honey, you lack 3rd grade reading skills, too? Maybe I can use smaller words so that woogums can understand it.

      If your definition of a god includes the idea that said god interacts with the universe, it's measurable. And if the measurements do not indicate an interaction, then that particular god hypothesis is proven false, and thus MacGyver2210 is vindicated. Only the philosopher's god is immune to such analysis.

      Worse than that, it's not even an hypothesis!

      I would agree.

      What, exactly, do I want both ways? I don't know where you get "bad hypothesis" from. As I clearly stated in my first post, if it's not testable it's not an hypothesis! You seem to agree with that bit. Then again, judging from the rest of your incoherent rambling, you might not understand what that even means.

      I was referring to your dismissal of MacGyver2210. Every god hypothesis that is in play in the ID movement(which is the context of this conversation, in case you had forgotten) makes certain claims about the effects that god has upon the universe. Noting that such effects are not in evidence is an effective argument against such ideas. You could just as easily rewrite MacGyver2210's statement as deductive reasoning:

      God hypothesis X states that interactions Y and Z happened.
      Y and Z did not happen.
      Therefore god hypothesis X is not correct.

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    71. Re:It's a race... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      How about teach the Indian cosmology, Chinese creation, African tribal belief's in cosmology? Do they have to teach all of that now too?

      Why not? Comparative mythology is extremely interesting. I think if you don't know the Greek and Roman myths as well you're missing out on an awful lot.

      Needless to say, that doesn't involve believing that Zeus was real.

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    72. Re:It's a race... by Quila · · Score: 1

      "Just look at the world around you. It's incontrovertible proof that God exists!"

      Seriously, I hear that one a lot.

    73. Re:It's a race... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      and these articles and the slashdot response to them are part of that race. these articles show up, and /. comments all over it, and the implications are always that "missouri's legislators are idiots" or "all missourians (sp?) all idiots".

      Yes, you spelled it right (save the lack of capitalization - Missouri is a proper noun, after all), and no, we're not. At least, not any more so than the residents of any other state.

      --
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    74. Re:It's a race... by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      Yes, I just made that up. If you really want to use it, feel free, you don't have to credit me. My sig isn't quite original either.

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    75. Re:It's a race... by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      Sure, except that the fact that we live in an universe which is lousy (sometimes literally so) with self-organisation. Magic is what people invoke in the absence of knowledge and critical thinking skills. We call those people 'primitives'.

    76. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 1

      Every god hypothesis that is in play in the ID movement(which is the context of this conversation, in case you had forgotten)

      Oh, wow, you really fail at reading. My comment was about the definition of "hypothesis". MacGyver2210 brought up god, but only because he's not terribly competent.

      Noting that such effects are not in evidence is an effective argument against such ideas.

      Oh, wow, you ALSO fail at basic science!

      You'd think that you'd do some reading before you double-down on such an absurd statement!

    77. Re:It's a race... by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for the clarification.

    78. Re:It's a race... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Oh, wow, you really fail at reading. My comment was about the definition of "hypothesis".

      And my comment was aobut your blanket dismissal. Fail much?

      Oh, wow, you ALSO fail at basic science!

      Ah, so when a prediction based upon a hypothesis fails to happen, then that somehow upholds the validity of the hypothesis? Someone is failing here, but it's not me.

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    79. Re:It's a race... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      I want to know how the Romulans were separated from the ancestral Vulcans. That'd be good. I wonder if there's a mythology of them as Remusians.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    80. Re:It's a race... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      You rock.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    81. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 1

      So, so dumb...

      Ah, so when a prediction based upon a hypothesis fails to happen, then that somehow upholds the validity of the hypothesis?

      The hypothesis is the prediction. Of course, that's NOT what you stated in your earlier ridiculous comment:

      Noting that such effects are not in evidence is an effective argument against such ideas.

      Do you see how absurd that is? How scientifically illiterate would you have to be to make that statement in earnest?

      If you meant something else (as implied by earlier quote) great. Next time, try saying what you mean.

    82. Re:It's a race... by butalearner · · Score: 1

      A ball still falls if you drop it while aboard the ISS; in fact, it falls at the same rate as everything else. It's just that we threw the whole thing at the ground and missed.

    83. Re:It's a race... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Then God is the "Sky Monsanto".

    84. Re:It's a race... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      The hypothesis is the prediction.

      Now you are talking gibberish. The hypothesis in this case is "god X with properties Y and behaviors Z exists." The prediction is "if god X exists, then based upon the asserted properties and behaviors, we will see measurable effect E." E fails to happen, therefore the initial hypothesis is wrong. Not rocket science.

      Do you see how absurd that is? How scientifically illiterate would you have to be to make that statement in earnest?

      No, I don't, because it is not.

      If you meant something else (as implied by earlier quote) great. Next time, try saying what you mean.

      I meant what I said.

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    85. Re:It's a race... by narcc · · Score: 1

      The hypothesis in this case is

      In this case? As far as I can tell, you're the only one dragging god in to the equation.

      An hypothesis, put in the simplest possible terms, is a testable prediction.

      I don't even know how to begin to explain what's wrong with the nonsense that follows. I've heard the phrase "not even wrong" used before. It never made much sense to me, but it's the first thing that springs to mind!

      With any luck, you now know what an hypothesis is. I can recommend a few beginner books on logic.

      Maybe you should spend less time fighting imaginary battles against imaginary enemies and more time actually learning about science?

    86. Re:It's a race... by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      I do not think, therefore He is.

      Actually: He is because I do not think. There, obvious for everybody - only the unthinking ones believe in a God.

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    87. Re:It's a race... by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      I went to school in a town where religion ruled in science class. There was NO evolution ever mentioned, nor anything that might make the universe look older than the fundies allowed.

      I am not american, so pardon me if I sound naive, but as far as I know the US constitution bans religion from public schools? - Except for the "... one nation under God..." part of TPoA of course... So how come we're even having this discussion? - Wanna be taught religion? Go to Sunday School. Public school should teach everything not religion, any religion actually.

      If we actually stopped indoctrinating children with the seeds to grow the God Delusion, many more would become atheists (or at least agnostics) and thus make the world a better place. This is a fact, although we of course don't know what all the morons currently running around with a severe God delusion would have done if they weren't indoctrinated as children. But assuming people are basically good unless corrupted, just think of all the crimes both throughout history and still happening daily that are caused by religion: From crusades, over most bigger and smaller wars throughout the ages, to witch trials, 'modern' terrorism and hate crimes. If there were no religion, they might never have been...

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    88. Re:It's a race... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I am not american, so pardon me if I sound naive, but as far as I know the US constitution bans religion from public schools? - Except for the "... one nation under God..." part of TPoA of course... So how come we're even having this discussion?

      Would that it were that easy.

      The folks who would force us to worship as they dictate, also consider themselves to have a command to direct others onto t e only possible way to get into heaven. So part of that conversion process is to try every possible way to get into places like schools. So we have churches right in our schools in my area, a presumeably liberal college town. They only meet on Sunday, so it is sort of kind of alright, except that the poor churchgoers keep forgetting their little pamphlets all over the school.

      So they chip away at the edges, like a persistent salesman trying to get a foot in the door. And they truly wail about how they are persecuted due to anti-Christian bias.

      But make no mistake, they have no intention of teaching to some made up controversy about evolution. Thier intention is to replace what they call materialism with a creationist outlook in all aspects of human life. Here is a copy of their "Wedge Document", which is a battle plan of sorts.

      http://atheism.wikia.com/wiki/Wedge_Document

      It is an intellectually dishonest piece, not including the concepts of "weak Intelligent design" versus strong intelligent design, although a reader who pays attention will understand that what they intend to do is to replace Evolution with creationism. Here is a descriptive of the comparison between the two:

      http://www.questioningchristian.com/2005/11/intelligent_des.html#more

      The weak version if ID is what they use when trying to appear as reasonable people who just don't thinl that evolution is th eonly possible explanation, as perhaps life the earth was created by aliens from another galaxy. The strong ID is the argument they use when talking to people of like mind. It is also the ultimate plan

      How very odd that people who get upset because others don't pay enough attention to the ten Commandments, then purposely, deceitfully, cynically, and manipulatively defy Commandment number 9. And do so in the name of their God!

      We used to call that lying for Jesus.

      A further perusal of the Wedge document shows the point of failure in their plan. A large volume of research was going to prove that evolution was not possible, that the creationist view of life would be proven by the research. Unfortunately for their plan, only one piece of research was ever done, and has since been discredited. I apologize, I don't have the name of the piece at the moment. The promotion of creationist science which actually depended on a false dichotomy in the first place, which is that if evolution is wrong, then the creationist alternative must be correct, failed to produce any results at all. Every single argument against has failed, and no research has ever refuted the process of evolution. (and pro creationists, you need new arguments, 50 year old arguments that were solved 45 years ago just don't cut it

      But that is not to mean that the creationists will fold up their tent and go into th edesert for 40 years. Their defeats are just proof to them that they are continuing to be persecuted. They must not relent.

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    89. Re:It's a race... by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      And that may well be a win/win situation.
      Personally, aside from chemistry, I do better in courses like philosophy than I do in "hard" sciences :)

    90. Re:It's a race... by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      Tell that to people who always post wikipedia links to prove a point............

    91. Re:It's a race... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It is avoided by saying simply that science does X and relies on it for be productive when the subject comes up. And regardless of your funny theories, you can save the deeper conversations for elective schools or studies that aren't required for a passing grade or attendance is not mandated by the state.

      And no, a good explanation of a natural event does not mean supernatural causes weren't behind it. I can take a hammer and crush a rock to a smaller size. Likewise, I can put it in a stream of running water for thousands of years and achieve the same thing. It can also erode down a mountain or fall off a cliff for the same results of smaller rocks. Everything in science very well could have been created (even evolution, abiogeneses, the bog bang and so on) and you would have no idea.

    92. Re:It's a race... by redlemming · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Halting Problem to Godel...

      All programs will halt, due to Entropy.

      In other words, there is no Halting Problem.

      Uncertainty about the halting status of programs can only occur if we first postulate the existence of a fantasy world governed by rules that don't correspond to any real world conditions known to science. If we're going to do that, we might as well postulate an impossible (or at least improbable) creator.

      Perhaps we should teach mathematicians thermodynamics instead.

    93. Re:It's a race... by nobodie · · Score: 1

      but that last line seems to be an attempt to derogate the value and the sacred name of the FSM. Blasphemy and sacrilege and the same old game of my god is better than your god.

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  2. Treason by ZorinLynx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason.

    It is severely hurting the future of our country and making the next generation more ignorant.

    They should be removed from office and any position of power of influence over others.

    1. Re:Treason by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      It is severely hurting the future of our country and making the next generation more ignorant.

      IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

      HTH. HAND.

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    2. Re:Treason by SwampChicken · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Removing them will do little. It's the lobbyists who are pushing Intelligent Design that need to be weeded out.

    3. Re:Treason by gmuslera · · Score: 2

      Treason to who? American citizens or the ones that manage the government? Usually treason means going against the ones in power. Dumb voters are voters after all, they do what they are told to do, they are trained to just believe, not think. Intelligent or critical thinking ones, in the other hand, could vote against them, rebel, move away or do enough noise. Better that not be a lot of them.

      Anyway, unless the elected officials responsible for this are lawyers, I should not attribute this to malice if can be adequately explained by stupidity.

    4. Re:Treason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason."

      He said that it should be. Treason has other meanings besides the legal one, you know.

    5. Re:Treason by Gamer_2k4 · · Score: 1

      This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason.

      It is severely hurting the future of our country and making the next generation more ignorant.

      They should be removed from office and any position of power of influence over others.

      They speak for the people they represent; that is, they're doing EXACTLY THEIR JOBS.

      If you have an issue with the legislation itself, that's one thing, but remember that elected officials are supposed to be the voice of their constituents. Don't call it treasonous when the elected actually do their job.

    6. Re:Treason by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Treason:

      Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.

      The Enemies always have been and always will be ignorance and stupidity.

      Open and shut case I'd say.

    7. Re:Treason by Dzimas · · Score: 1

      No, a more elegant solution would be to encourage these brilliant lawmakers to travel on a fleet of airliners built by a team of intelligent designers instead of engineers with their ridiculous scientific quackery. Hell, let's replace medicine and dentistry with rosary beads while we're at it.

    8. Re:Treason by zixxt · · Score: 1

      This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason.

      It is severely hurting the future of our country and making the next generation more ignorant.

      They should be removed from office and any position of power of influence over others.

      Hyperbole much?

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    9. Re:Treason by Stripe7 · · Score: 2

      Lawmakers are not scientists, do not understand it and have no idea what science is. These are the same people who would legislate PI. Then again the Republican party has proved throughout the last election that they have their own idea of truth or facts that have no bearing reality.

    10. Re:Treason by Jimme+Blue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are you naming the Republican party?

      Oh, I don't know. Perhaps because Representative Brattin, the bill's sponsor, and Representatives Koenig & Bahr, the bill's co-sponsors are all Republicans?

    11. Re:Treason by ThePeices · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is not the elected officials. The problem is the people who elected them in the first place.

      Oh America, if only you could see what the rest of the world sees when looking in from the outside, and feel the utter shame all of you should be feeling. It is a truly sad and sorry state your country is turning into.

      I genuinely pity the few of you left who have to futilely fight the new Dark Ages of the USA.

    12. Re:Treason by jythie · · Score: 1

      I have always been a bit surprised that passing illegal laws does not carry some legal penalty, but yeah, treason would not work since you have to be aiding an external state. Then again, the most modern case of treason involved someone aiding a non-state entity (al-Qaeda), and these legislators like talking about the Kingdom of God and Christian Nation, which if you wanted to really stretch you could claim that they are aiding a foreign power (this Kingdom or Nation of God) by harming America (via damaging our educational system, which is one of the cornerstones of our economy). It would make a fun trial.

    13. Re:Treason by jythie · · Score: 1

      They are supposed to be the voice of their constituents yes, but they still have to follow the law. If a bunch of people were voted in on the platform 'kill all the darkies' and then starting rounding up and killing people, their actions would still be quite illegal even if they are doing what 51% of the voting public wanted them to.

    14. Re:Treason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why are you naming the Republican party?

      Obama failed to close Gitmo, called it a success. Obama failed to stop warentless wire tapping, called it a success. Obama raised the deficit $5 Trillion, called it deficit reduction. Obama doubled unemployment, called it a success. Obama said waterboarding is torture and is illegal, started killing US citizens without trial via drones. Obama proposed the upcoming mandatory spending cuts, said the Republicans created it. Romney said Mali was full of AlQuaida, was called a liar, they attacked and held an oil refinery. Romney said Obama refused to call Bengazi attack terrorism, was called a liar, Candy Crawley had to apologize later for calling Romney a liar when he told the truth.

      Not sure what you are trying to prove, unless you are so stupid you just assume the DNC lies are true and refuse to look things up yourself.

      Me thinks you have a memory problem, and a current events problem. The oil refinery attack was in Algeria, Obama lowered the unemployment rate and inherited a $5 trillion debt after Clinton handed The Shrub a $300 billion surplus. The other items I'm not touching as they are either in process or are unsupportable and not worth arguing about with a half wit. STOP WATCHING FOX NEWS!!! Mostly because it's not.

    15. Re:Treason by green1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, by hindering science education it could be argued that they are actively helping their enemies to get ahead of them... If science education is useless in one country, real science will still be done in others.

    16. Re:Treason by green1 · · Score: 2

      You don't even have to frame the enemy as an idea instead of a person or state. Killing off science in your country actively helps any nation who opposes you to gain the upper hand in the long run.

    17. Re:Treason by hairyfish · · Score: 2

      Meh, just kiss your country goodbye and learn Mandarin. Wall St, Gun crime, Religion, lack of universal health, Rome is burning, the best you can expect is a quick death.

    18. Re:Treason by bmo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the problem is not the elected officials.

      Yes, it *is* the problem.

      See, we don't live in a democracy here. We don't have 50%+1 mob rule. We have a republic. Elected officials are supposed to use their fucking brains and say "no, that's fucking stupid and illegal, try again, asshole."

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    19. Re:Treason by bipbop · · Score: 1

      More to the point, it would be unethical. Even if it were legal, it would still be wrong for them to do it.

    20. Re:Treason by loufoque · · Score: 1

      The enemy of the United States is religion, as outlined with its ongoing war against <del>Islam</del> terrorists.

    21. Re:Treason by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Treason:

      Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.

      The Enemies always have been and always will be ignorance and stupidity.

      Open and shut case I'd say.

      Are you saying that the US has been run by the treasonous for the treasonous?

      The USA I've seen is NOT one where the ignorant and stupid were considered enemies. Usually they're considered friends or patsies by those in leadership positions. Those who question authority on the other hand....

    22. Re:Treason by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
      Technically, it's not treason, it's sedition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedition

      Sedition is the stirring up of rebellion against the government in power. Treason is the violation of allegiance to one's sovereign or state, giving aid to enemies, or levying war against one's state. Sedition is encouraging one's fellow citizens to rebel against their state, whereas treason is actually betraying one's country by aiding and abetting another state. Sedition laws somewhat equate to terrorism and public order laws.

      If your are being strict about definitions, it's a stretch to call teaching intelligent design seditious or treasonous. It does harm the state by mandating the propagation of stupid religious dogma, but it is not overtly trying to overthrow the rule of law.

      On the other hand, the right wing of the Republican party, including the religious right, is seditious. Every time a law is introduced at the state level that seeks to annul federal legislation, it is a seditious act. This goes on on all the time but is either under reported or assumed to be normal news.

      The rhetoric of the angry right is rife with sedition. When Obama is called a "secret Muslim" it is an overt attempt to undermine the legitimacy of the federal government by implying the chief executive is an agent for foreign influences. The more intellectual form of this smear is saying that Obama is a "Kenyan, anti-colonial", as Newt Gingrich did. Considering his central position in the Republican establishment, it's reasonable to infer that sedition is an accepted position in the party.

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    23. Re:Treason by balise · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

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    24. Re:Treason by sFurbo · · Score: 2

      If your are being strict about definitions, it's a stretch to call teaching intelligent design seditious or treasonous. It does harm the state by mandating the propagation of stupid religious dogma, but it is not overtly trying to overthrow the rule of law.

      Every time these laws end up in court, the are thrown out as being against the first amendment. Shouldn't knowingly passing a law that is against the constitution be considered " trying to overthrow the rule of law"?

    25. Re:Treason by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Their job is also to uphold the constitution*, quite the opposite of passing intelligent design laws.

      In addition, the inevitable lawsuit will cost the state loads of money, and will lead to the law being deemed unconstitutional, so it really is just wasting a lot of state money without changing anything. Not that that would necessarily make it treason, but it does raise the question of why the people who are formally against a big government are so eager to waste tax money.

      *I think, but I suppose that is dependent on the state constitution.

    26. Re:Treason by u38cg · · Score: 1

      No, they are well-intentioned but misguided. The fact you are willing to use words like treason to describe this behaviour (and the fact your opponents do the same, in fairness), is a large part of the reason your country's a fucking mess.

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    27. Re:Treason by dbIII · · Score: 1

      After Oliver North still got to wrap himself in a flag and call himself a patriot after selling weapons to a terrorist group that had killed over a hundred US serviceman and a pile of civilians, I get the impression that the legal definition doesn't resemble the dictionary definition.

    28. Re:Treason by bmo · · Score: 1

      This is the dumbest response I've gotten in a while.

      Go crack open a dictionary.

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    29. Re:Treason by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Congressmen oppose having to state which part of the Constitution they are invoking when writing a law.

      They hate this and say "We don't need to know if it's against the Constitution, that's the Supreme Court's job."

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    30. Re:Treason by tqk · · Score: 1

      ... but yeah, treason would not work since you have to be aiding an external state.

      Do you? These are elected employees of the gov't. and so have sworn to defend the Constitution. Going out of your way to dumb down the populace is intentionally weakening the country, which is treasonous.

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    31. Re:Treason by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Treason was never so open as when Clinton signed a law stating he thought it unconstitutional, but that come of the riders were good, and the courts would strike down the parts he thought unconstitutional. Signing a law one believes to be illegal should at least be impeachable. But no, they wait to get him for something he didn't even do because it was confusing enough of an issue that nobody questioned the issue itself. But reading Bush's signing statements, he did worse, and more often.

    32. Re:Treason by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But then you miss the gems of "Obama proposed the upcoming mandatory spending cuts, said the Republicans created it."

      The Republicans voted for and signed it. A time bomb designed to go off under a Democratic president who would take blame if the taxes/spending was extended, and double blame if they were allowed to expire.

      Gotta love politics for politics sake.

    33. Re:Treason by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Like gun control laws. Or laws that declare the 4th amendment invalid. Or laws defining "free speech zones". Or laws that declare that you have to pay certain companies for services or go to jail.

      Pretty much all these assholes do is violate the Constitution.

    34. Re:Treason by tqk · · Score: 1

      Pretty much all these assholes do is violate the Constitution.

      Yes. Why am I not hearing more gunfire from down there? Don't shoot kids (or cops). Congress-critters and lobbyists on the other hand, ... Yoda: "Lost your backbone, you have?"

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  3. what annoys me the most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is that someone is being paid to write this shit.

    1. Re:what annoys me the most by perles · · Score: 1

      and I bet very well paid ...

  4. Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rest in peace, oh great America. You had a nice run leading the world in science and technology.

    Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

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    1. Re:Well, it was a nice run by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

      Not only that: looking at Syria, America is currently pushing with all its might for yet another religious state, and in Egypt is also best friends with the forces of darkness (i.e. Mursi and his Brotherhood). This crazy foreign policy becomes much more comprehensible if we consider how America is already morphing into a religious state itself. It's so sad for a country that once was a beacon of hope and modernism for the rest of the world.

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    2. Re:Well, it was a nice run by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, it really wasn't all that long of a run, in the grand scheme of things. I mean, Athens had a century or so as the center of learning, Alexandria lasted several centuries, Rome had a couple of really good centuries, Baghdad spent 3 centuries on top, Britain had a pretty impressive run from about the mid 1600's to the end of the Industrial Revolution, etc. And what all of those societies had in common was that they placed the highest value on knowledge and learning and not so much value on foolish religiousity. And the ruling class supported those scientific efforts for their own sake, not just because they were profitable.

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    3. Re:Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it really wasn't all that long of a run, in the grand scheme of things.

      True. It was pretty much since the 1940s. But it was still a good run. Some very smart people in the USA government saw the writing in the wall and figure it would be a good idea to welcome all those scientists fleeing Europe (WWI and WWII) with open arms, and start investing heavily in science.

      I bet they are turning inside their graves right now, so to speak.

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    4. Re:Well, it was a nice run by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? and what is it that will make it possible to spend 20 billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it's good old American know-how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun.

      - Tom Lehrer

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    5. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Its not like we dont know how to deal with this. Bomb them and install a democratic government. Simple.

    6. Re:Well, it was a nice run by runeghost · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, America's "install democratic government" app keeps crashing. Perhaps we should go back to whichever one we were using in the mid-1940s?

    7. Re:Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 1

      Its not like we dont know how to deal with this. Bomb them and install a democratic government. Simple.

      Bomb Missouri? Now, that would be interesting...

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    8. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Rest in peace, oh great America. You had a nice run leading the world in science and technology.

      Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

      That is not true.

      One-in-Five Adults and One-in-Three Under Age 30 Have No Religious Affiliation. This kind of stuff are the death-throes of religious conservatism. As the more normal people leave formalized religion, the crazies are left behind. Without a moderating influence, they get even crazier than before.

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    9. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

      There is another, more optimistic way of looking at this: we are seeing the last frantic struggles of a reactionary movement which can't adapt to social change. If you were to go back in time to, say, 1950, do you really believe that Americans as a group were any less superstitious or closed-minded? In that era, not only were racism and sexism often overt (or even violent), gays were subject to criminal prosecution in most states, often with involuntary psychiatric commitment, and I suspect evolution wasn't even an issue because it wasn't even being taught in most schools. Maybe the reason why there wasn't a big controversy back then is because there wasn't much disagreement - the country was far more conservative as a whole.

      Look at it from the perspective of the religious fundamentalists: in the past century (and some of these trends are far more recent), women have career opportunities that were unheard of (and are a majority of new college graduates); gays are "out, loud, and proud", with gay marriage now legal in four states (and civil unions in several more); no-fault divorce is available in nearly every state (I think NY is the lone holdout), and the divorce rate is something like 50% as a result; young women write exhibitionist columns in college newspapers glorifying their promiscuity; single motherhood is more common than ever; cohabitation before marriage is practically the norm (at least if you're a coastal elite like myself); the biological sciences are changing so fast that in another few decades (a century at the most) we'll probably have redefined reproduction (and humanity); the government has replaced the churches as the primary distributor of charity; and last but not least, we know more about the history of our universe and our species than ever before, and it's simply not compatible with Biblical literalism no matter how hard you try. The religious conservatives perceive their entire belief system to be under assault by the government, pop culture, and the dreaded liberal elites, and they are frantically trying to hold back the flood of perversity and Godlessness by every legal means at their disposal.

      Mind you, I'm absolutely not defending them; I find them ignorant and contemptible, and their actions contradict nearly every moral and ethical value I have. But, as someone who reads a lot of history, and often feels just as alienated from modern society, I think I have a pretty good idea how they feel, and the word is desperate. They're not winning, they're fighting a rearguard action, trying to return to a idyllic, morally virtuous, and thoroughly mythical past.

    10. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      looking at Syria, America is currently pushing with all its might for yet another religious state, and in Egypt is also best friends with the forces of darkness (i.e. Mursi and his Brotherhood).

      So we should have let Mubarak turn machine guns on the protestors? That's not really a good way to be a beacon of hope and modernism. Also, we haven't exactly done much in Syria, tens of thousands of deaths later. (Disclaimer: I am not actually advocating any particular course of action - I think we should mind our own business.)

      This crazy foreign policy becomes much more comprehensible if we consider how America is already morphing into a religious state itself.

      Dude, our religious fundamentalists despise the religious fundamentalists in the Middle East - one of the many reasons why they despise Obama is that they think it's his fault that the Muslim Brotherhood rules Egypt now. Rick Santorum, who is about as much of a hectoring, superstitious prude as you can find in our country, was quite vocal with his view that we should have backed Mubarak until the bitter end. Your statement makes pretty much zero sense.

    11. Re:Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon now you will be just another religious state, just like the ones you are fighting right now, but with a different religion.

      There is another, more optimistic way of looking at this: we are seeing the last frantic struggles of a reactionary movement which can't adapt to social change.

      So what you are saying is that we are seeing the religious equivalent of what reality shows are to TVs?

      As I mentioned in another post, I sure hope you are right, and they are only being louder, and not more influential, lately.

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    12. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also a fact was that the Scopes trials in which John Scopes allegedly broke the law by teaching evolution in a public school occurred in 1925. Well before the US "had its good run". Shenanigans by evangelicals on this topic have been ongoing for a very long time and have been mostly irrelevant to anything except making noise and grabbing headlines. The smart people in the USA would not have even had to turn in their graves, they proceeded unabashed while quite alive and vigorous.

      We're going to survive this one. Science and Technology has many things going against it in the US right now, but this doesn't rate.

    13. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Charliemopps · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except, this law will never get passed. Or even have a hearing. It was introduced by someone that's only been in offices 2 years and a few months. It's a political stunt. His district is Tiny, I couldn't find stats on it but I bet there's no more than a few thousand people in it from the looks of the map. They probably all go to church, and they HATE people like you just as much as you hate people like them. (you're both bigots by the way) This will be all over the internet in a matter of no time and all your elitist rage will fuel their righteous anger... and they'll turn out in droves to support their poor, beleaguered representative in his humble attempts to remain a Godly man in a Godless world.

      You're both rats, he's the piper. Congrats.

    14. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sure hope you are right, and they are only being louder, and not more influential, lately.

      I'm old enough to remember all the way back to the 1980s, and I think if anything they've been getting less influential. There have been an endless succession of predatory, hypocritical evangelists fallen from grace, supposedly unstoppable coalitions of religious voters that quickly collapsed, token theocratic presidential candidates, and the usual fuckwits pushing creationism. News media love the story of "plucky zealots push for moral laws", which they issue with some regularity, but it's just lazy journalism. (Remember when Ralph Reed was a Newsweek cover boy?)

      I think the only area in which the fundamentalists have made significant gains is restricting the availability of abortion services in "red" states, and even so I think that's about as far as they're going to get. (Does anyone actually believe that California or New York would outlaw abortion?) On the opposite end, look at gay rights, which has made immense gains since I started noticing politics. Sure, the conservatives managed to pass anti-gay marriage propositions in a number of states, which basically just restored the legal situation to where it was in 2003. And as I mentioned, four states just legalized it by popular vote, which has never happened before. And I'm sure the fundamentalists will complain louder than ever, but in ten years, when Washington state is just as happy and prosperous as it is now (barring further nationwide economic catastrophe), and hasn't been smote by lightning or plagued by locusts or blown up by volcanoes, it's going to be even more difficult to convince middle America that letting their hairdressers marry is going to bring about the end of Western civilization.

    15. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One more point before I head out the door: despite years of trying, creationism (including its more PR-friendly bastard child Intelligent Design) has had absolutely zero impact in the one area where it might actually matter: actual science (both basic and applied). The only extent to which it affects biologists is that some people end up wasting time arguing with superstitious, scientifically illiterate morons instead of doing actual research. Every other scientist I know, including everyone I work with, just ignores them and continues applying our materialist worldview ("the scientific method") with ever-increasing gains. There will never be a disease cured by application of Biblical principles, which means the entire concept is ultimately doomed. It's just going to take another few centuries for the facts on the ground to catch up with the fundies, by which time the rest of us will have engineered ourselves into near-superhuman intelligence. (At least I hope so, but I probably read too much science fiction.)

    16. Re:Well, it was a nice run by ThePeices · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then why do all of these supposed teeming masses of enlightened people sit about on their fat asses and DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

      These religious nutjobs got elected by the majority of people. They stayed elected and started trying to pass religious laws. And they passed. And still, you all sat there and did nothing.

      How many more times do we all have to read about this shit happening in the US before people take a genuine stand against this tripe?

      You non-religiously-affiliated -people need to grow a pair and start changing things before the shit really starts hitting the fan.

    17. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Between 40 and 50 percent of everyone believes in the Genesis story as literal truth depending on the poll. It's been that way for 50 years. The last Gallup survey had it somewhere around 46-48 percent.

      What is striking is that over the decades, this number has not budged much.

      1 in 5 adults and 1 in 3 under 30 aren't enough to stem the tide of derp.

      http://old.richarddawkins.net/articles/706

      Although the mean score on the Index of Genetic Literacy was slightly higher in the United States than the nine European countries combined, results from another 2005 U.S. study show that substantial numbers of American adults are confused about some of the core ideas related to 20th- and 21stcentury biology. When presented with a description of natural selection that omits the word evolution, 78% of adults agreed to a description of the evolution of plants and animals (see table S2 in SOM). But, 62% of adults in the same study believed that God created humans as whole persons without any evolutionary development.

      Death throes of religious conservatism? I think not.

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    18. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 1

      >Except, this law will never get passed.

      You sound so sure of this. The world is more perverse than you can imagine.

      >being anti-stupid is being a bigot

      No, no it's not.

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    19. Re:Well, it was a nice run by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      So the question is how do we unite and mobilise these numbers into a strong political voice? Here in Aus "No religion/Not stated" was the largest percentage group in last census at 32% (Catholics next at 25%). Yet our politicians still kowtow to the religious minority, we still have religion taught in schools, religious organisations still get out of paying tax etc.

    20. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      >being anti-stupid is being a bigot

      No, no it's not.

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      Actually, yes it is. The fact that you're calling their beliefs stupid is what makes you a bigot. You hate them for what they believe, that's the very definition of bigotry. Do you think the current Pope is stupid (although he resigned) He ran an organization who's size, complexity and legacy dwarfs anything you could possibly imagine. You may disagree with their policies, not share their views, or believe in the same reality he does, but to simply dismiss the man as an idiot? You're a bigot, you hate someone for their religion. Argue with them on substance, make them agree based on their own values. Learn about their religion and support your own views with scripture. That is... if you want to convince them. But you don't, you just want a target for your anger.

    21. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 2

      >my anger

      After reading your post, I'm sure this is pure projection.

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    22. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Whatever country you are in now may follow in the same route. The reason a lot of "liberal" countries aren't this way is because they have a lot more people in urban areas and relatively few in rural areas, and so the urbanites have a much more solid lock on politics, and urbanites tend to lean more liberal. You just need about 55% to have solid control over the message, and that means it's not too hard to start swinging the other direction. Lurking just under the surface are all the vices you see in Americans.

      From what I've seen many of the stereotypes in the US about how liberal and socialist other countries are doesn't really hold up when you look closely. The people are just as varied in Europe and South America as in the US. You have gun nuts in scandinavia, ultra conservatives in France, religious bigots in Germany, etc. Europe is still lily-white in terms of race and despite having relatively few ethnic minorities and immigrants there is constant grumbling. You go into the workplace and there is a big gender divide. Homophobic jokes come out after a few drinks. And all the European countries are still very religious overall (some may deny it, but I can find those who think mistakenly think there aren't many religious people in California either). Go to South American and it's even more widely divided in viewpoints. Go to Asia and bigotry is easily found everywhere you look.

      And let's be honest here, this pushing of intelligent design and the anti-science stance is far more due to politics than religion. It's a way to draw a line in the sand to decide who is with us and who is against us. And it is being driven by extreme positions within a party. With a two party system we're stuck with each party having to put up with the nut cases on the fringe who can drive a message. With a multiparty system that has to negotiate to form a governing coalition the fringe people will still exist but they tend to be left out of the process a lot more often.

    23. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Britain had a long run while still being very religious and intolerant of religious differences. The rise and height of the US technological and scientific lead was at a time when the country was even more religious. Generally the rulling classes supported and funded the scientific efforts because it made them boat loads of money.

    24. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is also a political movement much more than religious. The religious part is there as a sort of cultural identity to get the voters on your side. In some sense I do think the rise in trying to mix religion into politics really comes from a feeling of panic that they're being marginalized.

    25. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't get away that easy:

      Argue with them on substance, make them agree based on their own values. Learn about their religion and support your own views with scripture.

      I have actually done this. I have relied upon the writings of learned philosophers such as Roger Williams against literalism and that the hypocrisy of state endorsement of religion and state religions in general, "stinks in the nostrils of God." And you know what? Legislators who propose laws like this deserve derision. They deserve ridicule. Because they have violated their oaths of office. ID is a purely *religious* philosophy. It's not science. It's a *particular* version of "christian" philosophy. Attempting to enshrine it in law as science is an endorsement of a particular *brand* of christianity over all others.

      State legislators in Missouri swear to uphold both the Missouri and US constitutions. And since the establishment clause was deliberately designed as a wall of separation (see Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptists and Madison's letter to Livingston), you really can't get any worse in violating the oath of office by proposing laws like this.

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    26. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Elections cost money. Religious fervor generates more money than just having a mere feeling that your candidate is preferrable. Also the panic that the country is being taken over by people pushing an un-American anti-religious liberal minority makes them contribute even more money. These are not people with a vague idea that the country is a little bit off course.

      Then again this is a Missouri state legislator, running in only one small district within the state. Of course we are going to get people like that elected. You can't stop the nutty conservatives from getting elected in tiny districts any more than you can stop the nutty liberals from getting elected in tiny districts. This bill will go nowhere, it's only been referred to a committee.

      If you are serious about making sure that small regional elections go the way you want, then stop living in hipster cities where you step over homeless people on your way to get a latte and instead move to these rural districts so that your vote makes a difference.

    27. Re:Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 1

      >being anti-stupid is being a bigot

      No, no it's not.

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      Actually, yes it is. The fact that you're calling their beliefs stupid is what makes you a bigot. You hate them for what they believe, that's the very definition of bigotry.

      Ok. That proves that is not only science classes where we have a problem. It is also English classes.

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    28. Re:Well, it was a nice run by morcego · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Whatever country you are in now may follow in the same route.

      It is possible, of course. However, even if the country I'm in now has a higher percentage of religious people (specifically Catholics and Evangelics, which encompass over 85% of the population), I can't remember ever hearing a single one of them going against science or even evolution. For some reason, they all seem to be ok with the idea that "God created it, and science shows up how he chose to do it".

      And let's be honest here, this pushing of intelligent design and the anti-science stance is far more due to politics than religion.

      Although I have no proof (or even a clear indication) that is the case, I find that very easy to believe, considering how different that is from what you see in other countries, including countries that have a higher percentage of the population claiming to be religious.

      Come to think of it, that would explain quite a bit. Maybe all of this is just one of the more modern incarnation of "bread and circus".

      Now we have to ask, isn't that even worse. It is bad enough to have people trying to fit religion in a science classroom because they believe it. Having them do it because it strengthens their political position is just disgusting.

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    29. Re:Well, it was a nice run by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      The problem is that their narcissistic drives lead them into positions of influence and power that allows them to fuck over the rest of us.

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    30. Re:Well, it was a nice run by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      You hate them for what they believe, that's the very definition of bigotry.

      I can't speak to the views of the parent poster, but I think it's entirely possible to think someone is a drooling moron, and not actually hate him. I don't bear any ill will towards the state legislator in question; I just think it would be better for society if he left the science to actual scientists, and spent his time on Bible studies instead.

      Do you think the current Pope is stupid (although he resigned) He ran an organization who's size, complexity and legacy dwarfs anything you could possibly imagine. You may disagree with their policies, not share their views, or believe in the same reality he does, but to simply dismiss the man as an idiot?

      Irrelevant, since the Catholic church made its peace with evolution many years ago. I do find some of the positions of the church morally indefensible, but Ratzinger isn't trying to redefine science to fit Catholic doctrine.

    31. Re:Well, it was a nice run by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Hating haters does not make you a bigot. If they weren't haters to begin with, I wouldn't have a problem with them. The problem is, as always, you can't have rational discussions with irrational people. Their beliefs are stupid. They're based on sky-daddies and faeries. I'm supposed to respect that? If they believed in unicorns that farted rainbows, would I be a bigot to call them stupid? Well, then, fuck it - I'm a bigot. And you know what? I don't care.

    32. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is true. I live in Utah, one of the most conservative states in the country with the most well-organized religious-political union, and even here you can see the writing on the wall. Abortion, sex ed and ID are still hot topic issues (absolutely nothing like it was in years past, but still contentious) but women's lib and gay rights are something that the younger generation, even arch conservatives, have accepted as right and necessary.

    33. Re:Well, it was a nice run by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked...1 in 5 and 1 in 3 is still a minority....there answered that complex question for you!

    34. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Kirth · · Score: 1

      You realise that this is somewhere above 50% in Europe? Even with most of the people officially belonging to a church; a majority considers themselves as "not religious".

      The USA is viewed as _very_ religious from a European standpoint.

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    35. Re:Well, it was a nice run by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Egypt wasn't going to turn out any other way because the only groups that could organise in public without an instant government crackdown a few years back were Muslim groups. When the time came for change they were the only ones ready. That doesn't mean they are all fundamentalists or going to be in charge forever.
      If you want to really see the USA hand in hand with forces of darkness it's places like Algeria you should be looking at. Egypt is not such a hellhole and could go either way.

    36. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Dereck1701 · · Score: 1

      I hope you're right, but there is a cautionary note in history here. Iran was also on its way towards a more scientific, reason based society. If my understanding of the history is correct, after years of living under a repressive government (installed & supported by the US & British govs) a revolution ousted that government. Shortly after the Islamic segment of the revolution turned on the other groups who has assisted in the overthrow and seized power, the resulting country is well known.

      http://www.pagef30.com/2009/04/iran-in-1970s-before-islamic-revolution.html

    37. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Yes, once the boomers start dying off, watch that number plummet. I can't wait.

    38. Re:Well, it was a nice run by bmo · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to the views of the parent poster, but I think it's entirely possible to think someone is a drooling moron, and not actually hate him.

      This is true, but at some point a line is crossed.

      I would have no problem with comparative religion classes as an elective in public schools as a concentration in sociology and cultural anthropology. But trying to enshrine religious philosophy in law as science is a road that has been travelled before and has led to the deaths of many for their beliefs. What strikes me is that a lot of people who should know better, because of the history of their own religion (Southern Baptists - go read up on the history of the Baptist church and the persecution of its adherents), are some of the ones who push for a state religion. The mind boggles at the doublethink.

      There are many, many reasons why Jefferson and Madison erected a "wall of separation" that started with Roger Williams, Anne Hutchinson, and William Penn in the US and frankly I agree with the subject that wilfully violating the First Amendment is a kind of treason.

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    39. Re:Well, it was a nice run by postofreason · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but calling stupidity stupid is NOT bigotry. Saying that a particular group of people are stupid might be, unless it is supported by the facts - as it is in this case. Your idea of arguing with them on the merits is specious. Zealots cannot be affected by reason - that's what makes them zealots.

    40. Re:Well, it was a nice run by Nimey · · Score: 1

      The trouble is that said scientifically illiterate morons vote, and they will elect morons like themselves who will cut funding and otherwise politicize science that they disagree with.

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    41. Re:Well, it was a nice run by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      You forgot the scare quotes around "democratic government."

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    42. Re:Well, it was a nice run by redlemming · · Score: 1

      Between 40 and 50 percent of everyone believes in the Genesis story as literal truth depending on the poll. It's been that way for 50 years. The last Gallup survey had it somewhere around 46-48 percent.

      Many people tend to assume that measurement with a poll is no more difficult than measurement of the length of everyday objects with a ruler.

      In actuality, making good measurements is a very hard problem in social science (it's also a lot harder in physical science -- in many situations -- than most people realize). There are many complex and subtle issues with using polls or surveys as a measurement tool.

      Polls can be a decent way of predicting some elections: we know this because we can compare the poll results against the actual election results. Unfortunately, we can't do this for a lot of other things that polls supposedly measure.

      It's particularly difficult to determine whether the results of a poll can be generalized to the actual population, or whether it just applies to the subset of the population that chooses to respond to polls (which may be a very different group from the population as a whole). There are statistical techniques that can be applied here, if certain assumptions are first met, but proving that those assumptions are in fact valid is yet another difficult problem (which many professional social scientists get wrong) ...

      Another thorny issue is the effect on the poll results of the wording of questions (to a certain extent, a skilled social scientist can try to correct for this by having multiple questions that address the same issue, possibly spread across multiple polls, but proving that you've actually done this correctly can be quite challenging and can be an entire career for a social scientist).

      From a social science nerd's perspective, it's best to assume that a poll or survey is completely meaningless unless you can verify that multiple methods of measurement have been used and lead to the same conclusions. Note that having multiple polls does not mean one has multiple methods of measurement: you need to have fundamentally different types of measurement.

      Unfortunately, most folks in the mainstream press organizations, and most politicians, do not have enough background in social science to understand these issues, which is one reason why we tend to get bad reporting and bad decision making.

  5. glad by meandmatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I am glad they are done indoctrinating children with Evolution.

    1. Re:glad by runeghost · · Score: 2

      Yes, because the truth is a terrible thing children must be protected from. That way they can grow up just as delusional as their parents.

      ...and keep voting Republican.

      Not that Democrats are much better, but lately the Republicans have been winning the 'party of reprehensible poltroons' contest hands down. (Republicans currently hold 65% of the Missouri House and 75% of the Missouri Senate.)

  6. Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As long as there's a monopoly on schooling, what gets taught in those schools will be a political issue. End the monopoly, let's have school competition, and we'll see that schools that teach hogwash will be less successful than schools that teach science.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Market based scooling.

      Right. That's worked so well for energy policy and banking.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 1

      That's worked so well for energy policy and banking.

      Energy and banking are two of the most-regulated industries in this country. What point are you trying to make?

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by the_furman · · Score: 2

      This will make things worse, not better. One of the reasons we need public schools in the first place is to protect children from their parents, so to speak. Our country has a very real interest in making sure that all children have access to quality education, including children born to parents who don't believe in science, don't believe in government, or don't believe in education in the first place. The fist thing that will happen if the government gets out of the public schools game will be that a whole chunk of our taxes is going to flow towards supporting backwards "schools" where children will be indoctrinated into any one of the existing religions, and not get to do any actual learning. Over time, these children will lose out to those, who get a real education, but this won't actually be good for anyone. Ignorance begets ignorance, and these people, having lost access to a whole slew of opportunities as adults, will happily send their children to the same backwards "schools", in a never-ending cycle of ignorance and poverty. In the end, our nation is going to be even more polarized and worse off than where we are today.

    4. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      I was going to try to answer, but examples like Enron and 2008 financial meltdown I was going to bring up only raise more questions.

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    5. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For a reason. Banking _de_regulation caused the world crisis. Energy market deregulation caused Enron.

    6. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 2

      The cost of higher ed is due to government loan programs removing the market forces to hold the prices down.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Also, how does that infrastructure (power grid among others) fare?

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    8. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 2

      Our country has a very real interest in making sure that all children have access to quality education,

      Yeah, how's that working out for you? Here on earth, American public schools are a ridiculously overfunded disaster. We've doubled spending per student since the 1970s, and we sure as hell aren't getting what we pay for.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... we'll see that schools that teach hogwash will be less successful than schools that teach science.

      What do you mean by "less successful"? There is, right now, a network of parents and private schools and churches and non-accredited "universities" and museums that have the specific goal of teaching what the reality-based community sees as hogwash. They make huge sums of money, have growing numbers of students, and show no signs of going away any time soon. Their goal is to prevent students from learning about evolution, the Big Bang, psychology, or anything else that would convince a student to reconsider the religious truth that their parents and Bible-thumping preachers have told them.

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      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
    10. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by the_furman · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Or, rather, that's true in some sectors (especially when it comes to the for-profit higher education sector that's mostly funded by the government) but it does not apply to traditional higher education (you know, the Harvards and the Stanfords and such) where tuition is mostly paid out-of-pocket or through commercial loans.

    11. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Banking _de_regulation caused the world crisis.

      What's your next guess?

      We were regulated right into this crisis. Read and learn.

      -jcr

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    12. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by the_furman · · Score: 1

      It's working ok. Not perfect, but not terrible either. A hell of a lot better than it would work if we handed our taxpayer money to religious fanatics with the hope that market forces will correct for quality of education as generations and generations of people are "taught" that earth is 7000 years old and that god buried dinosaur bones in the ground to test the resolve of the faithful.

      Just because our current state of affairs is imperfect is no reason to go from bad to worse.

    13. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      As usual, total fucking libertardian crap. There are two kinds of texts in this book: lies and misinformation.

    14. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was just referencing the fact that the banking sector nearly collapsed of its own greed and stupidity, that people in several areas around the country can light their tap water on fire, and that there was a little oil incident off the coast in recent history.

      Regulation didn't really play into the gp's answer, though if you want to go there, the banking and energy industries are two of the worst industries in terms of regulatory capture. The above three incidents resulted in a big fat paycheck, no action at all, and a slap on the wrist, respectively.

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    15. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      I'd say it is more "MIT, CAL-TECH, and Stanford" vs "Government run learning center"

      By preventing independent educational institutions from gaining hold, you get the homogeneity you seek, but you do so by preventing centers that specialize in excellence, (even if just in theory.)

      No parent wants to admit that their little sunshine isn't the next einstien, even though he pulls straight C grades, and can't read. As such, no parent wants to have the de-facto segregation between schools that specialize in high performing youth, and in schools that specialize with those with learning problems, even though in both cases, the children who need those environments will better have those needs met.

      Socially, it is unfavorable to accept the reality that not everyone is the same as everyone else, and that some people have disabilities, and others are naturally more gifted for academia. This is because it causes a glass cieling to occur, especially where poor academic performance is really caused simply by being financially disadvantaged. Eg, you could be brilliant, but be too poor to attend a premier school, and as such, be held back from your true potential-- while students that really shouldn't be in premier schools, are in those schools, because mommy and daddy are filthy fucking rich.

      It is next to impossible to segregate academic scores from financial background, because the two correlate very closely. An increase in the quality and variety of food stuffs, and quality of academic freetime are both directly tied with increased test scores.

      This is the basic catch-22 of the current system.

      How do you reward excellence, and assist those that clearly need help, without appearing to give prefferential treatment to the financially affluent, and without stigmatizing people with only minor learning disabilities?

      The shot version: you really can't.

      We try anyway, and demand homogeneity, but the raw material of the students is simply just not homogeneous. This leads to all the failings we currently have, and an impetus by people who mean well and don't know any better, and those that have a specific philosophical or cultural/religious agenda to "fix it."

      You simply can't fix the problems that plague the system we currently have, without discarding homogoeneity, and embracing specialist educational tracking.

      The deep connections between affluence and test scores, mean that the affluent will always get unbalanced representation on the higher end of the distribution, when you do so.

      Welcome to the real world, where shit fucking sucks, and ideal solutions don't exist.

    17. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by WaywardGeek · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking, because I want some! Our charter school, which is a public school, gets $7,000/year per student. The cheapest private school nearby charges $10,000/year, and they are always critically short on cash, and get huge donations. I always get a good laugh when rednecks in states with underfunded schools make statements like yours.

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    18. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Don't play stupid. Both the energy industry and banking have done major damage as a result of deregulation in favor of market comp, which is why people suffer and then reinstate the regs.

    19. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Do you know why the words 'more' and 'less' are used in language? Quit acting stupid to make your false claims seen true.

    20. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The problem is social. The test results coming out of the suburbs are as good as anything anywhere on the planet.

      The results coming out of the center cities might as well be coming out of the worst holes on the planet.

    21. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Read and learn.

      Let me guess - the government caused the collapse by forcing banks to sell mortgages to black people?

    22. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Great+Big+Bird · · Score: 1

      You have no evidence for this. But, I would agree if the realization came soon –but the realization only comes decades later. That is too long and too tragic. Now what do you do with the poor students? Remember that the future of a nation is built upon the education that everyone is able to receive — not simply the privileged.

    23. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      I don't buy that argument. Market forces can't usefully hold the cost of education down. Whenever reductions in education cost occur, the people who invariably take it on the chin are teachers, administrators, and other staff, both in salary cuts and staffing cuts, but mostly in salary cuts. If you keep the salaries down, those teachers will get jobs in industry that actually pay the bills. It's hard enough to convince people to teach at the college level as it is. The last thing we need to do is make changes that further jeopardize colleges' ability to attract talent.

      Don't get me wrong, there are lots of other places where budgets can be cut, but all of those cuts affect things that attract students, and most of those schools get their funding based on the number of students they attract. Thus, the administration is always wary of making those cuts.

      And even if they did make those cuts, they would never be efficient about it. The whole system is quite literally designed to spend more money each year, whether it is needed or not. Instead of allowing excess resources to carry over from one fiscal year to the next like a responsible organization would, in higher ed, every penny that isn't spent goes back to the campus general fund. Worse, they usually reduce your department's budget by that amount going forward. This results in a strong incentive to spend any excess money before the end of the fiscal year. Then, when you actually need money for some unusual expense, you end up with a huge shortfall.

      Until those fundamental structural problems are solved at every level of higher education, the efficiency problems are inevitable and unavoidable. If market forces "held costs down", they would do so by cutting teachers and reducing salaries. But that's not where the bleeding is actually occurring; it is the sum total of all the tiny expenses that causes problems, and those expenses are harder to control. So the quality of education would simply decline on a continuous basis, year after year. Indeed, this is basically what has happened to public K-12 education, precisely because they can't make up the difference through tuition and other external funding sources.

      Of course, that problem is mostly limited to government-run schools. The reason that private institutions' costs have gone up is that they have to be more expensive than public schools, or else you don't have the prestige factor. Yes, to a limited degree, it would not occur if there were not adequate scholarships and other outside sources of funding available, if only because the cost and quality of public education would be reduced, but reducing the cost of an education at Yale isn't a particularly good argument for removing the government loans that enable the poor to attend state schools.

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    24. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by ralphbecket · · Score: 1

      I find your lucid argument compelling and wish to know more.

    25. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not perfect, but not terrible either.

      I believe in public education too, but it's pretty bad. It's not just "not perfect"; the focus on rote memorization over understanding is poisoning students' minds. The public school system has been bad for quite some time, but garbage like No Child Left Behind made it even worse.

      This is not just a US issue, either.

    26. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 2

      I don't buy that argument. Market forces can't usefully hold the cost of education down.

      They did exactly that until government guarantees made it possible for anyone to get student loans. By removing the risk of non-payment, the lenders had no incentive to consider whether the borrower was capable of repaying the loan.

      -jcr

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    27. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 1

      The housing bubble was a symptom, inflating the currency was the cause. When the Fed isn’t shitting out dollars to fund anything and everything the politicians want to do, there’s a self-correcting feedback loop between savings rates and interest rates. Higher interest rates indicate depletion of funds to lend, and also create an incentive to save. By holding interest rates artificially low for several decades, that information flow was broken, and housing happened to be the latest industry where the newly-inflated currency was seeping out.

      -jcr

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    28. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 2

      Anybody who offers books by Ron-freakingly-stupid-Paul does not deserve anything else. Sane people can read real economists.

      I've actually bought this book (Kindle Edition) and skimmed it. Blergh. The old "government made banks to give subprime loans to poor people" (no, it didn't) and "without Fed there'd be no bubble" (and no modern economy).

    29. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by jcr · · Score: 1

      , they were also adding regulations, encouraging banks to make bad loans

      More like, leaning on them and threatening bullshit lawsuits if they didn’t comply.

      -jcr

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    30. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      The cost of higher ed is due to government loan programs removing the market forces to hold the prices down.

      -jcr

      As someone that has worked in education for 20 years I can say this without hesitation. You are full of shit! The cost of higher education has gone up due to conservative budget cuts that ALWAYS target education and social services before any other cuts. Period. We are in our fifth straight year of budget cuts and tuition increases in Virginia because of the Repulitards constantly cutting education spending and forcing us to hike tuition to try and offset the losses. You don't know what you're talking about and should really do some homework before you form an opinion rather than being spoon fed one by people who do not have your best interests in mind when they tell you stupid stuff like that.

    31. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Wow, and your comments keep getting dumber and dumber. Wow, just wow.

    32. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Our country has a very real interest in making sure that all children have access to quality education,

      Yeah, how's that working out for you? Here on earth, American public schools are a ridiculously overfunded disaster. We've doubled spending per student since the 1970s, and we sure as hell aren't getting what we pay for.

      -jcr

      Well, duh. Now, let's talk about real solutions. No. Charter school's are not the answer. Taking public money and funneling it into what are effectively private schools for privileged kids is an anathema. How about some real reform, something that makes the fat administrations quake, the teacher's unions have fits, and gives our children what our tax money is supposed to deliver. There are ways to measure the effectiveness of a school system. Again, no, "standardized testing" isn't one of them. Get serious about fixing things or STFU.

    33. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by IMightB · · Score: 1

      Einstein was a D student

    34. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That went into effect in 1965, right? College tuition for public 4-year universities increased by about 68% in the decade after that. College tuition between 1910 and 1920 also increased by about 66% at UPenn (the only school for which I could find statistics from that far back).

      In fact, if you take the difference from 1910 through 1920 and keep applying the same multiplication, the 2010 tuition should have been about $24,807. Actual UPenn tuition in 2010: $34,868. So it's not exactly on target, but it is only off by a mere five or six years worth of increase.

      If instead you took the tuition increase from the decade before the loan guarantees went into effect—say between 1950 and 1960—and used 1910 tuition as a starting point, the 2010 tuition would have been be a whopping $231,000 annually.

      In fact, the college loan guarantees were in part a reaction to a huge tuition inflation problem in the late 1940s and early 1950s that was caused by all the WWII veterans coming home and wanting an education under the G.I. bill. That huge influx of students resulted in a huge increase in costs because A. the schools had to increase their physical facilities far more rapidly than normal, and B. it was a short-term bump in enrollment, after which enrollment went back down. Thus, a much smaller number of students had to pay down the resulting debt from those construction costs, and tuition skyrocketed.

      Those folks returning from the war then had kids (a.k.a. the baby boom), resulting in a second bubble that extended from about 1964 to about the mid-1980s. Then, there was a decade of low birth rate, followed by another bubble beginning in 1995. That boom isn't likely to end for a few more years.

      But ignoring seasonal variation, the rate of college tuition increase has been hovering somewhere around 70% growth every ten years since the early 1900s. There was no huge spike from student loan guarantees. The numbers I'm seeing simply don't back up that hypothesis. Unless state spending on education per student has increased significantly faster than the tuition increases, percentage-wise (and I'm pretty sure the reverse is true), loan guarantees have had a negligible effect on tuition.

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    35. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      $7,000? I'd KILL for $7,000 a student. The public high school I teach in runs on under $3,000 per student.

    36. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "What bank manager decided he would make more money by giving a loan to someone who would never be able to pay it back?"

      That was Congress, when it allowed classic banks to engage in direct investments into complicated securities: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass%E2%80%93Steagall_Act#Glass.E2.80.93Steagall_.E2.80.9Crepeal.E2.80.9D_and_the_financial_crisis

      "What loan officer first decided his career was safer if he accepted "Welfare payments" as income in determining eligibility for a loan?"

      Misleading. Most defaulted loans were on the property bought by solidly middle-class citizens. The percent of defaults in "red-lined" areas was basically the same as everywhere else.

      "The disconnect in your argument is that, for hundreds of years, bank managers and loan officers NEVER made decisions like those. Then suddenly they did. Do you actually think they made that break in lending policy all by themselves?"

      Yep. To get a quick buck for top management. And it worked, mind you.

    37. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Student unions and gyms are arguably a natural outgrowth of the increasing number of students. The larger the college, the less it can realistically rely upon the local community to adequately provide services for the students. At some point, the college basically becomes a town, with all the problems that entails, and must provide comparable facilities. Yes, growth of such services could ostensibly be slowed, but doing so results in fewer students and poorer economies of scale in other areas (including paying off the cost of all the facilities that aren't optional).

      That said, whether it is a required facility or a perk, there are ways to budget intelligently and ways to budget poorly. Cutting the wrong corners during design or construction can often lead to much larger expenses fixing the resulting problems down the road. Cutting corners when buying equipment can result in hardware that becomes useless just a couple of years later. And so on. Unfortunately, avoiding that corner-cutting requires the ability to budget flexibly, spending more money less often, and this is something that the budget system used by public universities does not handle very well, from what I've seen.

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    38. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "Glass-Steagall was repealed long after these bad loans were being made."

      Bing! A lie. CDOs were first introduced in 2000 (after the somewhat related CMOs in 1996). The main portions of Glass-Stiegal were repealed in 1998.



      "Not misleading. Just not the question you actually can answer faithfully. I didn't say that the low-income mortgages were the majority of loans, or the majority of loans that failed. But at some early point, loan officers, bank managers, moan underwriters, etc, all decided to use very risky decisions to base loan approvals on."

      Again, read something, ANYTHING except the libertardian crap. Most of subprime loans were packaged as CDOs and RESOLD. Banks were not interested in quality loans because they were not planning on holding them.

      And THAT was the problem. Without any negative feedback banks soon over-leveraged CDOs until even a slight fall in house prices cascaded into a disaster (instead of a mere short recession).

    39. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      I don't know... Do you masturbate at the pictures of gold? Perhaps you're using a golden dildo?

      Do you actually understand ANYTHING outside your bubble of goldbugger reality?

      Your theory consistently gives wrong predictions - there's no high inflation even though the monetary mass increased about 3 _times_ in the recent 4 years. Can you explain why?

    40. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      WRONG! LIE! And not just a lie, but a freaking damned lie that is poisoning the public discussion. People propagating it should be publicly tarred and feathered.

    41. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      You do understand that if that were true we wouldn't even know his name. Getting a few bad grades is not the same as a D student.

    42. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      He watched fox news...that's all the homework he needs!

    43. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by dwpro · · Score: 1

      That may be a problem with the system, but it wasn't the cause of the collapse. The massive, massive fraud and collusion between ratings agencies and financial institutions was a more central issue. CDO's, derivatives, and other similarly complex and powerful financial instruments trading trillions on poorly valuated debt magnified problematic but recoverable issue into an economy crushing issue. Unfortunately, this contagion persists and the offending financial instruments are still largely unregulated. We'll see if the ratings agencies actually get their feet held to the fire in the upcoming trials.

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    44. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse libertarians with facts. It only wastes your time and annoys the libertarian.

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    45. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Psh. It's patently obvious he's a libertarian and you're an idiot.

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    46. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by WaywardGeek · · Score: 1

      Do you teach in the US? No school system in the country spends less than $6K/student. That $3K/student is a number I've heard before, but I think it has to do with dinging schools for students who don't show up. Here's a link where you can find how much is spent on average in any state.

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    47. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You're not denying you're an idiot, so there's some faint hope for you.

      You're thinking of an entirely different libertarian stereotype. In my experience the bible thumpers are perfectly happy to have a government big enough to fit into your bedroom and a woman's vagina. The real stereotype is the anarcho-capitalist loon whose religious faith is placed in the Free Market (peace be upon it).

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    48. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by tqk · · Score: 1

      I see this ending with states succeeding from the union ...

      Just a nit:

      Secede \Se"cede"\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. {Seceded}; p. pr. & vb.
                n. {Seceding}.] [L. secedere, secessum; pref se- aside +
                cedere to go, move. See {Cede}.]
                To withdraw from fellowship, communion, or association; to
                separate one's self by a solemn act; to draw off; to retire;
                especially, to withdraw from a political or religious body.

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    49. Re:Public schooling is a bad idea. by tqk · · Score: 1

      It's working ok. Not perfect, but not terrible either.

      You've got to be kidding. Look the fruits of the pudding. Look at the crap posts here that we suffer through. Look at the politicos that you elect. You've high school graduates who can't read, much less add or subtract. Your colleges have crash-course upgrading courses that attempt to winch enrolees into a position of being capable of learning what they offer to teach.

      Fat, ignorant, lazy, and arrogant appears to be what USA education excels at these days. Your teachers, at every level, have the hardest job in existence.

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  7. what dimension is this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What happened to separation of Church and State?

    How many other countries have this issue?

    1. Re:what dimension is this again? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1
      What does any church have to do with this? This is about docility.

      If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation and teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course.

      DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY! Get it now?

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    2. Re:what dimension is this again? by MarioMax · · Score: 1

      The States are not bound by the 1st amendment. Only the Federal government is.

    3. Re:what dimension is this again? by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      The States are not bound by the 1st amendment. Only the Federal government is.

      Not since the 14th amendment. Your knowledge of Constitutional law is about 150 years out of date.

    4. Re:what dimension is this again? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Better go take a close look at the 14th Amendment there sonny.

    5. Re:what dimension is this again? by WaywardGeek · · Score: 1

      Originally, you would be correct, but the Supreme Court made it clear that the entire Bill of Rights applies to states as well in several rulings in the 1800's. Originally, some states had official state religions. That's no longer allowed, thank God.

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    6. Re:what dimension is this again? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      The States are not bound by the 1st amendment. Only the Federal government is.

      Nope. Look up incorporation doctrine and more specifically, see Everson v. Board of Education.

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  8. Typical Delusional Christian False Martyrdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They want to make themselves out to be the persecuted victims of oppression, whether it be from Scientists, Atheists, Muslims or whoever, to the point where they're completely discrediting themselves. Which will just lead to them self-justifying it when they are ignored over real and valid complaints.

    Of course, they're also utterly oblivious to their own persecutions, but that's yet another problem.

  9. Look I know God is real, but this isn't the battle by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is there some way to stop people from seeing evolution as a threat? It is possible to believe in a literal creation and an old age earth. I know when I say my prayers for God to cure diseases and feed the hungry that God will be increasing mankind's knowledge of science and technology in order for this to happen. Just because God never makes mistakes doesn't mean clergy who interpret scripture into theology never make mistakes.

    The whole situation is embarrassing. On one hand, a few select Christians look silly for not being able to understand evolution. But I think worse yet, some scientists actually believe that if evolution is real that God can't be.

    On one hand, faith used correctly is a great force to do good in the world. When you realize God loves you and you live after death, you can have faith to spend this life helping the poor instead of living for yourself. But on the other hand, faith in something that is incorrect, well that will lead people to unquestioning and screwing up the world. Zealotry applied correctly can be good, but I think you don't have to look too far to see some idiots.

  10. Cue Babel Fish... by Marcaen · · Score: 5, Funny

    That last sentence sounded strangely familiar:
            "If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation and teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course." ....

    `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
    `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
    `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

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  11. Words mean things! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

    Nice to see they're putting the fucking dictionary on the pile of burning books next to Origin of the Species.

  12. Following this logic... by Skiboy941 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should also devote equal time in astronomy to the hypothesis that the Sun revolves around the Earth, and that the Earth is, in fact, flat.

    1. Re:Following this logic... by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      We should also devote equal time in astronomy to the hypothesis that the Sun revolves around the Earth, and that the Earth is, in fact, flat.

      Why, are there any influential religions that believe that?

      It's never about "fair/equal coverage", it is always about lobbying.

    2. Re:Following this logic... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      And that Earth exists for only for 6000 years, and that stars are just bright dots in a black background. Hubble surely is another name for the devil to try to convince us otherwise.

    3. Re:Following this logic... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the geoheliocentric system either. You still get the Sun going around the Earth AND you can explain more observations.

      Tycho Brahe had it right!

    4. Re:Following this logic... by RedHackTea · · Score: 1

      There are actually quite a bit of conservative Christians that think the Earth is only 6,000 years old! That could be a "scientific theory" to throw in there. The basic argument is that we have nothing that is older than 6,000 years old and that our "carbon dating" tests don't actually show the true age. Everything was created exactly 6,000 years ago and then either made to look older, or we are just too stupid to realize it.

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    5. Re:Following this logic... by headcase88-2 · · Score: 1

      The difference is proof against it, well to some abstract degree anyway. With intelligent design, you can say that anything over 6000 years old was set up by [deity] to a) test our faith and\or b) give us an opportunity to learn about things scientifically and guide our civilization by designing a fake evolution that didn't actually happen. It's unlikely, yes, but impossible to disprove.

      The Sun revolving around the Earth, we can see on a constant basis that's not true. Sure, it could be some supernatural "smoke and mirrors" but we can continuously prove the Earth is going around the Sun. Sure, by the same logic, we can see an old fossil and carbon date it and all that, but we didn't actually see the fossil get made in the same way we see the Earth go around the Sun.

      The good thing about teaching intelligent design is that it takes much much less time to understand than the theory than Evolution. You can give a few weeks to evolution and all of 10 minutes to intelligent design and can claim that you have a better understanding of the latter. Under that system, it's not doing a lot of harm (and actually, most kids would readily dismiss it after hearing about it if they weren't brought up in a religious family to begin with). If you have some zealot saying that more than 10 minutes should be devoted to understanding intelligent design, and go into details about a specific religion (e.g. Christianity) that's the point when student's time is dangerously being wasted.

    6. Re:Following this logic... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      We should also devote equal time in astronomy to the hypothesis that the Sun revolves around the Earth...

      Well, you could use a reference frame in which the sun revolves around the Earth, it is entirely up to you which frame you choose to work in. However, just as with the "earth revolving around the moon" reference frame, the equations *quickly* become unwieldy, error prone, and exceedingly difficult to work with.

  13. Wait... what? by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course

    They're supposed to be teaching the scientific method. ie: creating a hypothesis and proving or disproving it.. If you can't prove or disprove it, you've failed. Yet it is illegal for the teachers to mark it as wrong, since they can't question it?

    So I could say elephants have a long nose because the flying spaghetti monster decried that it shall have a noodley appendage and I would be correct because I don't have to verify the identity of the flying spaghetti monster?

    1. Re:Wait... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, a Christian is pushing this law. They will push another to ensure you are wrong.

    2. Re:Wait... what? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course

      They're supposed to be teaching the scientific method. ie: creating a hypothesis and proving or disproving it.. If you can't prove or disprove it, you've failed. Yet it is illegal for the teachers to mark it as wrong, since they can't question it?

      So I could say elephants have a long nose because the flying spaghetti monster decried that it shall have a noodley appendage and I would be correct because I don't have to verify the identity of the flying spaghetti monster?

      Strangely, I'm ok with that. It's at least non-hypocritical.

  14. what do you teach? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean not that I any way believe in any of the ID stuff (flying spaghetti monsters is my bumper sticker), but, even if you do, what do you teach?

    "Some super brain/being designed it all. End of story".

    This is so wrong on so many levels. The dumbing down of children for fanaticals has to stop, one way or another. People like Rick Sanatorium are destroying this country and need to be run out.

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    1. Re:what do you teach? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Nonbelievers assumes faith. Were getting to the point we need to start institutionalization these people the same as the people that think they are Elvis, talk to dead people, and otherwise has such significant psychological issues that they are a danger to themselves and/or others. Pretty much a danger to others as I do not begrudge an adult human there choice to do whatever they want to as long as I'm not forced to subsidize it or they try to force there insanity on my children.

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    2. Re:what do you teach? by martas · · Score: 1

      If you're really interested in an answer, check out an ID-related museum. I've never been, but having read about it, essentially what they do is either come up with legitimate questions that science has yet to answer (but hasn't given up on), and inferring that no answer could possibly exist, which proves the existence of god; or, they misrepresent facts in subtle yet important ways to support their pseudo-science.

      One of the arguments I've heard, just to give you a taste (I don't know how common it is, but it's definitely out there), is the following. After a bunch of handwaving about thermodynamics, we conclude that nothing can increase in complexity (without having properly defined what we mean by complexity, and having deliberately ignored the fact that the top 2 miles of crust + bottom 2 miles of the atmosphere of earth is not a closed system, whereas thermodynamics only makes claims about closed systems). Then, we claim that because of said factoid, through evolution it would only be possible for a species to morph into one of equivalent or decreased complexity, not increased. Finally, we conclude that it would have been impossible for, e.g., humans to evolve from single celled organisms.

    3. Re:what do you teach? by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      People like Rick Sanatorium are destroying this country and need to be run out.

      Yeah, but where do we send them? The British kicked the Puritans out and sent them to America for this very reason, but there are no wilderness frontiers left unclaimed in the world... Wait, there's the Moon and Mars? But, why eff up a perfectly good planet with a bunch of hypocritical yabos?

    4. Re:what do you teach? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      The Brits kicked out the Puritans because the Puritans believed in the wrong superstitious nonsense, and it was a time when patriotic citiz^Wsubjects were expected to practice the monarch's religion, so any dissenters were seen as subversives.

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  15. Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by qbitslayer · · Score: 1

    He even calculated that the end of the world would come in 2030. He did by interpreting Biblical metaphors! And yet, with all that creationist (although Newton did not believe that the world was only a few thousand years old) religious baggage, he managed to be the father of modern physics. What have you done for yourself lately?

    1. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yet, he was able to realize that observable evidence was more important then simply chanting "God did it" over and over again.

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    2. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by znanue · · Score: 1

      The parent to your post was talking about religious states, IE, politics. I think you made a false assumption that being pro religion means pro religious state. Do you have quotes from Newton expressing his views on the religious state?

      Even if you did, the idea that Newton is the master of all metaphysics because he was quite good at math and physics is hardly a logical inference.

      Finally, ending with an ad hominem in order to debase the other poster is quite lame.

      Z

    3. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And yet, with all that creationist...

      And there are lots of religious people that have no problems with Darwin's Theory of Evolution, or with evolution as it has evolved to be today. You know, actually used by scientists to make drugs and evolve lifeforms that have not existed before.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_evolution#Pope_John_Paul_II

      "In his encyclical Humani Generis (1950), my predecessor Pius XII has already affirmed that there is no conflict between evolution and the doctrine of the faith regarding man and his vocation, provided that we do not lose sight of certain fixed points.... Today, more than a half-century after the appearance of that encyclical, some new findings lead us toward the recognition of evolution as more than a hypothesis. In fact it is remarkable that this theory has had progressively greater influence on the spirit of researchers, following a series of discoveries in different scholarly disciplines. The convergence in the results of these independent studiesâ"which was neither planned nor soughtâ"constitutes in itself a significant argument in favor of the theory."[33]

      So what is wrong with these nut jobs in Missouri? Roman Catholic church learns from the past. They have learned from Galileo and Copernicus that it is stupid to oppose reality because you can't adapt your dogma.

      What have the anti-science nuts learned this century??

    4. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, up to a point. As Neil deGrasse Tyson points out, from the Principia Mathematica:
      "But is it not to be conceived that mere mechanical causes could give birth to so many regular motions."
      - Isaac Newton

      Newton, that crazy alchemist who revolutionized physics just for fun and invented calculus more-or-less on a lark, also invoked intelligent design. Ridiculously smart guy, and even he was hampered by his own religious beliefs.

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    5. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Garridan · · Score: 2

      What have the anti-science nuts learned this century??

      I dunno, but you're certainly out of touch with Christianity in the US. Most American Christians think of Catholicism as a totally different (i.e. fundamentally non-Christian) religion, like with Mormons and Witnesses. So pointing out a lesson learned by Catholics is like pointing out a lesson learned in communist Russia. Falls on deaf ears every time.

    6. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by fermion · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It has to do with the nature of worship and the nature of faith. For some people, those who worship a book, worship and faith have to do with knowing their place in the world. Knowing that even though they are adulterers and sinners in the eye of the almighty, that the gay people are worse. Knowing that even they have no hope of ever having enough money to be confortable, it is not because the almighty made it that way, but because others, the worshippers of the anti-christ, have conspired to keep them from the wealth that is rightfully theirs. These people focus on ritual, and material objects, and fabricated customs to create a world in which they do not have to be responsible for their lot in life, actions, or the consequences of those actions. Sure their speech or actions may harm people, but that is the will of the being they have created to worship

      There is another way. A way in which we do not assume that all that is known is already known, that the book that sinners wrote is the ultimate repository of knowledge. In this way we accept that there is an almighty, that the almighty created the universe, and, more importantly, that the almighty cannot be limited by the wishful rules and regulation that the creation tries to impose. In this way all we can do is try to study the creation, the rocks, the plants, the animals, including us, to try to understand what is excepted of us. This, I believe is the genius of Galileo and Newton, who freed us from the bonds of ancient religions and allowed us to find better lives, to attempt to create the heaven on earth for all people, not just the few that believe they have been 'chosen' to exploit and oppress the rest of creation.

      Science does not question the existence of the almighty. Science does not question the existence of creation. Science causes no crisis of faith in one that is faithful. All science does is disrupt those that want to use faith to gather personal power, wealthy, and in the process elevate themselves to the level of the almighty.

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    7. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, Newton was pretty much a lunatic by today's standards, believing in all kinds of crap - much of which the church would not touch with ten foot crucifix.
      That didn't stop him from also making great progress in the sciences, but many of those were by-products of his quest for the philosopher's stone and other things we think ridiculous today, and which were thought blasphemous back then.

    8. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by morcego · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Science does not question the existence of the almighty. Science does not question the existence of creation. Science causes no crisis of faith in one that is faithful. All science does is disrupt those that want to use faith to gather personal power, wealthy, and in the process elevate themselves to the level of the almighty.

      A science teacher of mine (Jesuit priest, actually) would teach evolution and everything else without any problems.

      In his words: "Science teaches us how. Religion teaches us who was behind it, never HOW".

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    9. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Swampash · · Score: 1

      "Newton, that crazy alchemist who revolutionized physics just for fun and invented calculus more-or-less on a lark, also invoked intelligent design."

      He also LIVED IN THE SIXTEEN HUNDREDS.

    10. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The parent to your post was talking about religious states, IE, politics. I think you made a false assumption that being pro religion means pro religious state.

      This is a good point when extrapolated to the whole of the human condition. Because we some times do assume that religious people insist upon a religious state.

      In contradiction to that idea, there are many priests and preachers I have heard who have said that rather than having religion taught in schools, that they want to be the person who serves to teach their flock their religious ideals. This makes perfect sense to me. and I support that.

      It is not disputable that there is an element that does desire to turn the US into a religious state however. It really is important that this element be kept from achieving it's goal. History tells us why that is true.

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    11. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Most American Christians think of Catholicism as a totally different (i.e. fundamentally non-Christian) religion

      Except, of course, when wanting big numbers to claim the moral right of majority.

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    12. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Seumas · · Score: 1

      How is justifying mythological beliefs as a part of science by saying "well, this one guy who is pretty famous for discovering an important piece of scientific knowledge was religious or whatever!" any different than justifying slavery, by saying "well, this one really insightful man who helped found our entire nation also owned slaves"?

    13. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Science does not question the existence of the almighty. Science does not question the existence of creation. Science causes no crisis of faith in one that is faithful. All science does is disrupt those that want to use faith to gather personal power, wealthy, and in the process elevate themselves to the level of the almighty.

      A science teacher of mine (Jesuit priest, actually) would teach evolution and everything else without any problems.

      In his words: "Science teaches us how. Religion teaches us who was behind it, never HOW".

      I also had a lot of (American west coat) Jesuit priest teachers who described evolution as incontrovertible fact, taught sex education accurately and completely, and made sure students knew that our Catholic school anonymously and freely distributed condoms to students. They also taught us about other religions in a refreshingly academic tone and supported the formation of gay student groups. Modern Jesuits in America are pretty great teachers.

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    14. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by morcego · · Score: 1

      I also had a lot of (American west coat) Jesuit priest teachers who described evolution as incontrovertible fact, taught sex education accurately and completely, and made sure students knew that our Catholic school anonymously and freely distributed condoms to students. They also taught us about other religions in a refreshingly academic tone and supported the formation of gay student groups. Modern Jesuits in America are pretty great teachers.

      Unfortunately, Jesuits were always the minority inside the catholic church. At least they are no longer under fire from the Franciscans these days, those dogmatic bastards.

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    15. Re:Sir Isaac Newton Was a True Blue Christian by tqk · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but you're certainly out of touch with Christianity in the US. Most American Christians think of Catholicism as a totally different (i.e. fundamentally non-Christian) religion, like with Mormons and Witnesses.

      I thought they'd got beyond that when they elected JFK. I guess they've forgotten that lesson.

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  16. Man invented intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's no reason God couldn't have created evolution, and there was no problem with evolution theory until the late 20th century.

    SOMEONE, and I do mean ONE person, decided that God created everything but NOT evolution, and made it a test of faith.

    And a section of the right wing religious extremists have decided to follow this false prophet, to the ridiculous extent that they're denying basic common sense. The earth was not created only a few thousand years ago, core samples and carbon dating show that, but even the 'animals in rocks' shows that. The world's animals have changed over time, look at the rock shadows, do you see a puppy? No? So the animals have changed.

    It's just a control mechanism, a way to get people to reject science which might be incompatible with your business interests.

    1. Re:Man invented intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      there was no problem with evolution theory until the late 20th century

      And you're accusing them of ignorance? No, evolution has been a hot topic for a long, long time. Go read just about any history of fundamentalism in the US. (I took a course on fundamentalism and evangelicalism in America in college, 20 years ago. It was one of the best I ever took; the professor was an ordained Baptist minister and a former state representative, so he knew how to keep a crowd interested.)

    2. Re:Man invented intelligent design by zixxt · · Score: 1

      Man invented evolution.

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  17. Don't worry by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 2

    In the long run, I'm pretty sure this is more harmful to religion than anything else.

  18. Teach Magic Smoke theory of electricity by PineGreen · · Score: 1

    The best way to fight these retards would be to demand that Magic Smoke Theory of Electricity is given equal class-room time as the Maxwell's equations. And if anyone asks why, you tell them.

  19. "... student belief in a nonverifiable identiy" by feedayeen · · Score: 2

    50 bucks says an atheist wrote that line as an easter egg.

  20. Identity of the intelligence responsible by Megahard · · Score: 1

    ...shall be verifiable by present-day observation

    That's why it's the "Show Me" state.

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  21. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't want to live forever with such stupid morons that have all this 'faith' and believe in such insane garbage. it's wrong. flat out wrong. it's a mental illness and a holdover from the age when humans didn't know jack shit about the world. and it's very very very very stupid and frustrating it continues.

    I'm not sure i want to live now with all these people running the place... Forever is out of the question. No way. Fuck that. no. just... no.

    I'll take the void thank you very much.

  22. Because a wizard did it by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 2

    Sounds like the answer to most every question in science class can now be answered, "Because a wizard did it".

    Woe be it to the teacher who questions the "Get out of Science Class"-Wizard!

  23. Religion feels under threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The religious movements must really feel the pressure if they resort to hard-line legislation to impose their world view AND restrict the critique. And to completely redefine the term "scientific theory" to suit your agenda feels entirely like a Stalinist reasoning. In the USSR, during the most repressive period, members of the opposition were committed for life to mental institutions because, to paraphrase, only mad men would oppose the great ideals of the communist movement. Will we see something similar in the US? Atheists being sent to mental institutions, because only mad men would hold no faith in their hearts and minds?

  24. the market wants 2 buy securitized student loans by decora · · Score: 1

    its not just the government. the hedge funds and banks love top buy securitized student loan debt - because it cant be washed away by bankruptcy. unlike subprime mortgages. you have an entire generation of endentured servants who have degrees from shit holes like Full Sail University.

  25. Fuck that state by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    They are clearly unable to govern themselves. Federalize that state.

    1. Re:Fuck that state by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      Federalize that state.

      We see your "Federalize that state" and raise you one "Congressman Senator Todd Akin, R-MO".

    2. Re:Fuck that state by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      that was supposed to say: ...Congressman (and nearly Senator)...

  26. Re:I support this by Chas · · Score: 1

    If you support this you're an idiot.

    They don't have the right to spend government money spreading lies this way.

    Because that's essentially what this is.

    What next?
    Teaching of phrenology and research into bodily humors alongside medical training?
    The theraputic values of regular bleeding and other assorted quackery?

    No.

    NO.

    HELL FUCKING NO!

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  27. This is why we need to mock religion by accessbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These bigoted idiots get away with what they do and say because we,

    who do know better,

    don't treat them and their ideas with the mockery that they deserve.

    Respecting their right to believe (and we must) is not the same as respecting the idiotic beliefs that they hold.

  28. Christians, physicians and hospitals by emil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a much better idea. A fundamentalist Christian has no business seeing a physician or being in a hospital ever.

    Corinthians 2:12:5: ...but for myself I will glory nothing but in my infirmities. For though I should have a mind to glory, I shall not be foolish: for I will say the truth. But I forbear, lest any man should think of me above that which he seeth in me, or any thing he heareth from me. And lest the greatness of the revelations should exalt me, there was given me a sting of my flesh, an angel of Satan, to buffet me. For which thing, thrice I besought the Lord that it might depart from me. And he said to me: My grace is sufficient for thee: for power is made perfect in infirmity. Gladly therefore will I glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may dwell in me. Power is made perfect. . .The strength and power of God more perfectly shines forth in our weakness and infirmity; as the more weak we are of ourselves, the more illustrious is his grace in supporting us, and giving us the victory under all trials and conflicts. For which cause I please myself in my infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ. For when I am weak, then am I powerful.

    Any Christian that pushes intelligent design over evolution should have the courage of their convictions and forsake modern medicine. Glory in your disease, for it is a gift from God.

    1. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by VAElynx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sadly, there are nutcases like that. Called "Christian Scientists"

    2. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by silas_moeckel · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's only sad that they force this on the children. Adults being idiots and culling themselves off is a good thing.

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    3. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by jvillain · · Score: 5, Funny

      It sounds like you are describing evolution.

    4. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by sam_nead · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Bible - "For when I am weak, then am I powerful."

      Orwell - "Weakness is strength".

      Awesome. Never saw that before. Thanks!

    5. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now the only problem is that half-decade gap between sexual maturity and legal adulthood.

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    6. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My left arm for mod points.

    7. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by bondsbw · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's only sad that they force this on the children.

      I think this is the problem. Christian parents don't want their children being taught something that goes against their beliefs. This isn't all that different from the argument at hand, that believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      Perhaps the solution is to not require kids to learn things against their parents' will (which could be argued to be a violation of the first amendment establishment clause).

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    8. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mattack2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't all that different from the argument at hand, that believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      Teach religion all you want, in a comparative religion class.

      In a science class, we want science taught. You're perfectly welcome (and encouraged) to come up with another *scientific* theory that describes how the various species came to be. It has to fit with our observed evidence (including the DNA record). If it does that better than evolution, then great, you win. Collect your Nobel Prize.

    9. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by green1 · · Score: 2

      Some would equate intentionally teaching lies to be a form of child mental abuse. In fact a standardized curriculum and education system is supposed to ensure that all children have an equal opportunity to succeed and are not held back by their parent's lack of knowledge.
      How does that tally with letting the parents decide what their children are, or are not, taught?
      Is it right that a child is held back based on their parents' belief in superstition and magic?

    10. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's fine. But my point is that parents don't get to choose a religious class over a science class, or a religious alternative during evolution week of biology class.

      Look at it this way: if our education system required a class on morality instead of science, wouldn't you want your children to be able to skip the section that says that God created man and man owes our sense of morality to a supreme being?

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    11. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pick a translation where the words haven't changed meanings in the last 5 centuries or so, and you might have a shot at actually understanding it. Let's try one, using that same passage (2 Corinthians 12:5-10):

      Over such a man I will boast, but I will not boast over myself, except as respects [my] weaknesses. For if I ever do want to boast, I shall not be unreasonable, for I shall say the truth. But I abstain, in order that no one should put to my credit more than what he sees I am or he hears from me, just because of the excess of the revelations.
      Therefore, that I might not feel overly exalted, there was given me a thorn in the flesh, an angel of Satan, to keep slapping me, that I might not be overly exalted. In this behalf I three times entreated the Lord that it might depart from me; and yet he really said to me: âoeMy undeserved kindness is sufficient for you; for [my] power is being made perfect in weakness.â Most gladly, therefore, will I rather boast as respects my weaknesses, that the power of the Christ may like a tent remain over me. Therefore I take pleasure in weaknesses, in insults, in cases of need, in persecutions and difficulties, for Christ. For when I am weak, then I am powerful.

      So Paul is using himself as an example for others.

      - He had a "weakness" and he described it as a "thorn in the flesh". But he didn't talk about working through his problem because he didn't want to seem boastful or like he was stronger than everyone else because he could accomplish his ministry in spite of a physical infirmity.

      - He requested, in prayer, that he be cured of this infirmity. It was made clear to him that it would not be miraculously cured. It wasn't preventing him from doing his work, and his endurance would prove to be a source of encouragement to others.

      - Keep in mind that Paul was one of 6 people in the Bible to have performed a resurrection. (The others are Elijah, Elisha, Jesus, God, and Peter, in that order. Paul was the last one to perform this type of miracle.) He also was given the holy spirit to perform many curative miracles. This request for a cure would have been something he knew could happen. Just like going to a doctor for treatment, except the doctor told him to live with it because it wasn't life-threatening and Paul was going to serve as a positive example of endurance to others. And God was not unrighteous to do that, since he is not the source of the infirmity. Sin is. (Romans 5:12) And God had already provided the ultimate answer for that sin. It just hadn't been put to use yet.

      - Paul got the point. He states that when he is weak, then he is powerful. His weakness and his endurance through that weakness or infirmity provide a powerful example to those that don't have the immediate benefit of an immediate cure. Remember, those gifts of healing were not given to everyone, and they were to go away once evidence had been given that this small, new group (Christians) had God's backing. (1 Corinthians 12:29, 30; 13:8) Those in future times would have to endure, just as Paul did.

      Sorry, but your application of scripture needs work. Do not mock the Bible.

    12. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nah, natural selection - just a subcomponent of it.

    13. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mattack2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, then it sounds like you just think parents shouldn't have to send their kids to regular school. They already can home school them or send them to a private school.

      If they're going to public school, then they should be taught what everyone else is being taught that is going to public school.

      or a religious alternative during evolution week of biology class.

      But that's my point, there *isn't* a scientific alternative.. If you want them to be able to just skip it, like kids being able to skip sex ed, then that just seems silly.. because they're not having a logical reason they want to skip it. Going home school is a way to skip all of the stuff in which they don't believe.

    14. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't pulling kids out of bits of science class that don't jibe with their parents superstitions going to harm them, at least economically?

      Isn't harming children a form of child abuse (granted, a mild form in this case) ?

      So isn't this sort of thing some sort of child abuse?

    15. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But we're not talking logic here, we're talking belief systems, and their frailty. Trust is very important to humans, and some will trust parental and mentoring sources more than "science".

      It's best to question it all. Science has enormous chasms, charlatans, lack of referential integrity, and lots of bogus opinion marching around as fact. Yes, I prefer science, despite its problems.

      But you're not fighting facts, you're fighting trust and beliefs masquerading as injecting doubts. The orthodoxy isn't going to give up. Best to educate them, and let them choose, so that they buy into what's going on around them.

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    16. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      1. I don't have to 'believe in evolution'. It is a proven, scientific fact(despite the frequent and erroneous argument that it is 'only a theory').

      2. I don't want it being taught to anyone, not just to my kids. It is so confoundingly stupid and against common sense, that it is like actively teaching disinformation and stupidity. I think we have plenty of both already.

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    17. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      There were a lot of people here at /. who voted for those type of morons. I'm not sure how they mentally justify promoting scientific ignorance, or maybe that was just a side effect but it's the reality all the same.

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    18. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, considering this is survival of the fitness, you can have my mod points, if I can mate with your female.

    19. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's only sad that they force this on the children.

      I think this is the problem. Christian parents don't want their children being taught something that goes against their beliefs. This isn't all that different from the argument at hand, that believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      Christianity isn't science. Creationism is not science, and Intelligent design is definitely not science.

      There are certainly atheists who may not want their children exposed to religion, there are also many many people who are Christian who don't want religion taught in science class. It is just about impossible to keep children away from it in my area, where there are churches who use our school auditoriums to hold masses every Sunday, and accidentally leave pampllets all over the schools. There are also bible clubs and religion study classes as part of the curriculum. There is plenty of God in many of our schools.

      All very well and good - I don't care what people believe in, as long as they don't try to force it on others.

      Time for a little anecdote on just what happens though, in an environment where the curriculum is determined by faith....

      When I was in high school, the mandated sex education consisted of one hour during health class one day, where we were told if we had sex - though the word was never mentioned - we gould get veneral disease. What was interesting, the wording was such that we didn't actually know that that was our sex ed class until it was over. The classes were also segregated by sex. I have no idea how that ever passed muster. People who knew what was going on laughed, and people who didn't remained as clueless as before.

      My senior year, there was a little more offered, but maybe two days instead of one. (but my grade was finished with that) Well, one of the young ladies became interested in the issue of basal metabolic temperature. She got another book at the library, and figured out the rhythm method. Well, some parents found out, and the parents came to a board meeting. The first guy up had a paper bag, and when called upon to speak, he pulled out a Penthouse, opened the Centrefold, and showed it around screaming that our school was teaching Pornography to theirr children. A lot of us kids were at the meeting for a different purpose. But this was shortly after they began showing pubic hair in the Men's magazines, and very ironically, there were several students that left that meeting knowing more about sex than they ever learned at school. Didn't matter that she didn't learni it at school. We learned that the athieststic, communists in the school system were busy destroying our youth.

      That was sort of amusing, but the most insidious part of religion ruling school was in science class.

      It beggars the imagination, but anything that did not agree with the concept of the universe being created in 4004 b.c.e. was not taught. This included a whole lot of physics. You couldn't teach about radioactivity, because anything with a half life greater than 6000 years was on shaky ground. There was no discussion of dinosaurs, and of course, evolution. we had a good bit of dissection biology, electrical based physics, and chemistry, we just didn't cover the entire periodic tables, every year it was a start at the beginning, and time ran out bofore we got to the forbidden elements, and no isotopes.

      As a person who grew up in a religious household, and with even thoughts of becoming a priest during adolescence, I was pretty well versed in the Bible. As I neared graduation, however, I had access to a local university library. There I learned the forbidden subjects and knowledge. The ideas born of science by investigation and discovery, and experimentation. And not having seen a single verse in the bible that denied evolution, or even that 6000 year old universe, I was forced into the conclusion that all of the religious objections were due to a combination of fear of

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    20. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Sadly he's describing gradualism. Which doesn't appear to amount to much in evolutionary history. Hence the fact that there are still stupid people around.

    21. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by anyanka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you want them to be able to just skip it, like kids being able to skip sex ed, then that just seems silly.. because they're not having a logical reason they want to skip it. Going home school is a way to skip all of the stuff in which they don't believe.

      I might be able to live with kids skipping evolution, though it's silly, and they'll have trouble becoming scientists when they grow up – but that's nothing compared to skipping sex ed. That's just plain dangerous to society, and should be outlawed. Sex ed should be mandatory, even with home schooling and weirdo religious schools.

    22. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      Sure, that's fine. But my point is that parents don't get to choose a religious class over a science class, or a religious alternative during evolution week of biology class.

      Sure they do, It's called "sending your kids to the local Catholic school"

    23. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by ldobehardcore · · Score: 2

      I'm glad I grew up in a progressive state. There were three or four kids who got excused altogether from high school biology class, but there were a couple of mormon twins who stayed in, YEC kids. The teacher asked who believed the earth was six thousand years old on day one. The mormons were the only ones who raised their hands. The teacher then explained that they will be taught evolution, as thoroughly as possible in a year long bio course in sophomore year. He added that there would be no open book exams, the large homework payload and the twice weekly quizzes.

      Those guys learned evolutionary theory, and history including what we covered in human evolution. The teacher picked on them at first, but eventually stopped when they were scoring better on tests and homework than 90% of the class. They both got close to 4.0s for the class, and by the time we were seniors had left the church. Their parents were so distraught. But I'm really glad those guys broke free of the shackles their family and inner community placed around their minds. They were too intelligent (and gay (not a dig)) to stay in the church, and are better off today than they ever could have been suppressing their personalities in the hive of the church.

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    24. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by aliquis · · Score: 1

      2. I don't want it being taught to anyone, not just to my kids. It is so confoundingly stupid and against common sense, that it is like actively teaching disinformation and stupidity. I think we have plenty of both already.

      But you just feel that way because christians (and muslims, jews, whatever else) are retarded.

    25. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I received such a gift once. ...fortunately, I kept the receipt and was able to return it.

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    26. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1, Funny

      He's a geek. Chances are very good that he doesn't have a female. Unless you mean his mother. He very likely has one of those.

    27. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by tsa · · Score: 1

      We have them too here in the Netherlands. They won't vaccinate their children against contagious and dangerous diseases, thereby making sure that these diseases stay alive in the wild. Thanks people.

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    28. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by foobsr · · Score: 1
      It has to fit with our observed evidence

      Finally - evidence, but not proof! You already saved this day (7:38 a.m. here).

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    29. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by eagoldman · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I was in high school, the mandated sex education consisted of one hour during health class one day, where we were told if we had sex - though the word was never mentioned - we gould get veneral disease.
      Yes, I got the same lecture my freshman year of high school. Being the smat ass I am I raised my hand and asked "Does this mean that all our parents have a veneral disease?" I spent a lot of time in high school in the principles office.

    30. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by eagoldman · · Score: 1
      It beggars the imagination, but anything that did not agree with the concept of the universe being created in 4004 b.c.e. was not taught. This included a whole lot of physics. You couldn't teach about radioactivity, because anything with a half life greater than 6000 years was on shaky ground.

      I really want to hear their, the young earth Christians, explanation of how a nuclear reactor, the one that make the electrity they like so much, works. While we are at it lets ask them to explan the speed of light as it relates to the distances to the stars.

    31. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Not really. You could say it's a parent's first amendment right to not educate their children, but education is a fundamental right. You don't get to omit math and language, you shouldn't get to omit science either. That's what this bill is trying to do: replace science with religion.

      How about a bill that replaces science with Hinduism? How many bible belters would get behind that?

    32. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by txibi · · Score: 1

      Ok then, imagine my belief system has something related to walking over hot coal and not being hurt, then my children should skip the class related in biology of the effects of the temperature in systems? Religion is not based in science, so I can have a religion that prohibits nearly anything or has a believe in nearly anything (Maradona's church, Jedi's religion, all as good as any religion and not talking about cults like scient-I cannot belive is not a declared a cult everywhere-ology ). In my opinion does not make sense mixing science and religion. But that is just an opinion of someone educated in the old Europe and seeing how the big gap between the scientific advances in USA and Europe is going to be reduced

    33. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that I've turned 36, I consider anyone under 36 to be a child.

      Back when I was 16, children were much younger.

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    34. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand the meaning of fact. The existence of the keyboard I am typing this on is factual -- I can feel it. The existence of fossils dug up from the ground is fact -- we can see the fossils.

      The existence of dinosaurs is a postulated explanation for the presence of the fossils (an explanation for the facts). The theory of evolution is a theoretical explanation for the patterns we observe in the diversity of life. We have not inspected evolution in process except in very recent times, and we cannot go and check to see that evolution actually happened in the distant past.

      The existence of the distant past, no matter how obvious it may seem, can never be elevated above a hypothetical assumption needed to render any scientific explanation of our past in terms of present evidence practicable.

      This is the reality behind the 'it's just a theory' thing. The 'it's just a theory' thing is not wrong, it's just that the fundies who don't get what a theory is, nor what a fact is, nor even what their scriptures are going on about, twist the implications of the 'it's just a theory' thing to their own ends.

      Belief against the evidence is an all-too-easy trap to fall into, whether your a person of faith or not. Faith such as the Christian one make falling into this trap easier, and that is the quid pro quo for the doorway it offers you into the more spiritual aspects of life.

      As for our distant origins, I wish people would stop claiming that we can truly know them by understanding present day evidence. We cannot, unless we are given without support the assumption that what we rigorously deduce from present day evidence under the hypothetical assumption that in terms of physics and metaphysics, things have always been as they are now. What distant past projections do is to test the internal consistency of theories which explain how life and the universe evolve in the here and now.

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    35. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I wonder whether science or religion has a greater history of encouraging (or at least not discouraging) child abuse?

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    36. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      make that a comparative myths class

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    37. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      One example - the late Jim Henson.

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    38. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Plekto · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nothing conflicts at all. In fact if you believe that the universe was created *by* a God, then everything we observe must be part of how it was created. That is, religion IS science. Wrap your brain around that.

      So why is there such a mess?

      The religious institutions are against it as it lessens their power over the masses, which means less financial and political power as well. The fear is that science introduces a far more dangerous condition, which is critical thinking. The last thing they want to deal with is informed people who question their religion and practices. Most of which have nothing to do with the core beliefs but are designed to keep these same establishments in power.

    39. Re: Christians, physicians and hospitals by Rational · · Score: 1

      *shrug* Religion is the art of cherry-picking.

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    40. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      proven fact? methinks you (and the people that mod-ed you up) don't understand the scientific method.

      You postulate a theory based on observation (or pure thought). You make an experiment to test your postulation. If it produces data that supports your postulations you have a confirmed theory. You then publish so that everyone else can have a go at breaking the theory. Once enough people have tried and failed, you have a near consensus. But it is NEVER proven, and never fact. At least not in the same way you can say that the earth is a near spheroid.

      My take on the teaching of religion in schools is that it is treats a 'faith' along accepted truths. More than happy for my children to learn comparative religion, but if a school wanted to teach my child about the sky fairy I would be sure to set them right and arm them with ammo for the next class. Luckily in Australia religion is not compulsory, and only about 10% of students in my child's school attend.

    41. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way: if our education system required a class on morality instead of science, wouldn't you want your children to be able to skip the section that says that God created man and man owes our sense of morality to a supreme being?

      Absolutely not! While divine command theory is a (very) minority position, it still is a legitimate theory in philosophy. It doesn't matter if some find it distasteful, it deserves to be discussed right along with egoist and utilitarian conceptions of meta-ethics. Creationism/ID, by contrast, is either not science at all, or just a random hypothesis with no empirical support and a great deal of contradictory evidence, depending on version.

      Leading a class in prayer or teaching kids the 'fact' that apostates go to hell is quite different than mentioning the Crusades in world history.

    42. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      A lot of holy books were science books of legends and stories of interaction with each other, and ostensibly a diety (or more). After looking around, science found more.

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    43. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      Ha! - Good one!

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    44. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Except that it would seem that the local Catholic schools will actually teach evolution as it isn't against church doctrine. I may not fully understand some of the beliefs of Catholics but at least they seem to try to create a coherent belief structure. It seems more like the fundamentalist born again Christians are the problem in this case

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    45. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I have a much better idea. A fundamentalist Christian has no business seeing a physician or being in a hospital ever.

      Corinthians 2:12:5: ...but for myself I will glory nothing but in my infirmities. For though I should have a mind to glory, I shall not be foolish: for I will say the truth. But I forbear, lest any man should think of me above that which he seeth in me, or any thing he heareth from me. And lest the greatness of the revelations should exalt me, there was given me a sting of my flesh, an angel of Satan, to buffet me. For which thing, thrice I besought the Lord that it might depart from me. And he said to me: My grace is sufficient for thee: for power is made perfect in infirmity. Gladly therefore will I glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may dwell in me. Power is made perfect. . .The strength and power of God more perfectly shines forth in our weakness and infirmity; as the more weak we are of ourselves, the more illustrious is his grace in supporting us, and giving us the victory under all trials and conflicts. For which cause I please myself in my infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ. For when I am weak, then am I powerful.

      Any Christian that pushes intelligent design over evolution should have the courage of their convictions and forsake modern medicine. Glory in your disease, for it is a gift from God.

      Disease - "The term disease broadly refers to any condition that impairs normal function". Therefore, being deaf is a disease, paralyzed is a disease, etc. Perhaps that bible verse is encouraging people with disease to accept what can not be cured, that "it is a gift from god", instead of your interpretation that it is trying to tell them to never visit doctors.

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    46. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      It's nice they do not want there children taught facts. If you extend that out I can find a religion that does not believe in math should all children not be allowed to learn math? This is not a moral issue any church that goes near this should be loosing there tax exempt status as they are not a political origination trying to force there religious views on the masses. If you have faith it does not matter what your taught, if your trying to perform indoctrination people into a faith it does. The state should never play any part in such activities witch is the core of that amendment to keep the sate out of faith and faith out of politics.

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    47. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Heh, funny, when I read the grandparent's line, that's the first thing I thought, too. And that's a perfectly obvious question, and given the scenario as laid out it's an important one to understand. Shame you got punished for asking the question. Very glad my school wasn't that crazy.

    48. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think this is the problem. Christian parents don't want their children being taught something that goes against their beliefs. This isn't all that different from the argument at hand, that believers of evolution don't want religion being taught to their kids.

      False equivalence. I don't mind my kids learning about religion (Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, whatever), indeed I think it's an important thing to be aware of.

      But I don't want religion being substituted for science.

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    49. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Home schooling and weirdo religious schools should be illegal anyway.

      As a non-American I'm really not in favour of absolute freedom of religious expression when it gets to the point that you can force your kids to be brought up with no access to alternatives to your own religious views.

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    50. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's fine. But my point is that parents don't get to choose a religious class over a science class, or a religious alternative during evolution week of biology class.

      Sure they do, It's called "sending your kids to the local Catholic school"

      Bullshit. I'm an atheist but my kids go to a state Catholic school here in the UK. They are taught the same subjects as in every other school, and I can cope with the slight additional Goddiness, it's not like they're forced to go to Mass every day and only study the Bible. It's just a good school.

      Catholics aren't all Opus Dei and self flagellation.

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    51. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think kids need to learn about different religions in the same way they need to know about the slavery, laissez faire capitalism, racism and history generally. You need to understand your enemy.

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    52. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You are confusing INDOCTRINATION and teaching.

      Teaching is the process of exposing people to ideas they may or may not choose to believe. It's INDOCTRINATION that is expected to be accepted without question and permanently alter the cult member.

      The problem is that fundies have an authoritarian worldview. They apply this to all areas of scholarship including religion. That is why they get their panties in a bunch when they encounter "heresy".

      They are like "Bible Nazis".

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    53. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by ranjix · · Score: 1

      I understand you need the right arm for something else...

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    54. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It beggars the imagination, but anything that did not agree with the concept of the universe being created in 4004 b.c.e. was not taught. This included a whole lot of physics. You couldn't teach about radioactivity, because anything with a half life greater than 6000 years was on shaky ground. There was no discussion of dinosaurs, and of course, evolution. we had a good bit of dissection biology, electrical based physics, and chemistry, we just didn't cover the entire periodic tables, every year it was a start at the beginning, and time ran out bofore we got to the forbidden elements, and no isotopes.

      This is where all the Christians pipe up with "but that's just one extreme version of Christianity, I'm a PhD in astrophysics and a priest, and I can happily reconcile the two by labelling everything wrong or inconvenient in the Bible as metaphors/parables, and finally falling back on the un-disproveable assertion that God started the universe with the Big Bang."

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    55. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > if our education system required a class on morality instead

      That's called ethics 101. It really wouldn't be a problem because it would not be limited to the idea that "God makes right". Although I could see the fundies getting their panties in a bunch again once the ethics class moves beyond that. Exposing the hellenic influences on Xianity might embarrass the Xian fundies too.

      The problem isn't "fairness", it's having too much information. Fundies are afraid of heresy. They view it as a threat to their authoritarian approach to governance.

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    56. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      proven fact? methinks you (and the people that mod-ed you up) don't understand the scientific method.

      You postulate a hypothesis based on observation (or pure thought).

      FTFY.

      Not that I disagree with your premise, but when it comes to definitions, there is a distinct difference between a hypothesis and a scientific theory.

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    57. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by samkass · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you are describing evolution.

      Yes, but maybe not in the way you think. It's possible Christian Scientists are some of the few folks in the developed world that actually DO have selective pressure on their genes... I would expect their descendants to be fewer but have more natural immunities in the short term, but after all bacteria become antibiotic-resistant, who knows which gene pool will win? Speaking not for individuals but for the gene pool, diversity seems like a good thing not just in terms of base pairs, but in the methods for how the next generation are selected.

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    58. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Kooglebot · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard from the ones I know, they still believe in the phenomenon of radioactivity, so that nuclear reactors and such work just fine. They just think that radiometric dating methods fail, because they think that the speed of light has changed over time.

      Most of these people have heard most of the obvious objections to their crackpottery, and have put in a lot of time and effort to counter them. The BS they've come up with to support their beliefs can be quite elaborate, and it can actually take a lot of effort to debunk it.

    59. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      I spent a lot of time in high school in the principles office.

      You may have mean principal's office (and I now question if you were ever really there), but I like how it reads with the original spelling.

    60. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      You are mixing two situations here. Evolution does not attempt to explain where we began, it only explains the mechanisms that drive us currently. We have seen evolution in action many times and will continue to see it changing wild life including plant life, right on down to influenza which keeps mutating every year. We see it everywhere, evolution is happening and has been happening. Where we started is a completely different discussion and as you state, we cannot know with absolute certainty the answer there.

      The fossil record would seem to indicate that the evolution we see today probably drove the changes necessary but there is nothing saying that God couldn't have set it all in motion or that aliens didn't drink some nasty water and disintegrate into a river. There are lots of theories on where we came from but evolution is more than just a theory but it depends on your context as to whether you should refer to it as such.

    61. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by BKX · · Score: 1

      Not Catholic School but Baptist school or some-other-evangelical-protestant school. Catholic Schools (at the ones I've been around) are very serious about providing a proper education. Evolution and post-modern philosophy are right up at the top of that list. Of course, it doesn't hurt that Catholics believe in evolution. PJP2 said that evolution is simply one of the tools God used to create us. Or at least that's what the priest at my Grandfather's funeral said.

    62. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      uhhh if I'm not mistaken Corinthians would new Testament.

    63. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by romons · · Score: 1

      Actually, my kids were exposed to all manner of crap in school. Fortunately, they were smart enough to sift through the shit and come up with a rational world view.

      I believe that anyone who is exposed to evolution in a rational way sees that it makes way more sense than 'an old white guy hiding in the sky made the animals in a week, and also made fossils that seem to lead up to them to "test us"'. The sad part is when kids aren't exposed to evolution (or science) in a rational way, such as when they are home schooled in order to avoid it.

      I suspect that NOT having creationism, er, intelligent design taught (even by a skeptic) makes it harder for parents to let their kids go to public school. So, in a way, I'm condoning the actions of these legislative idiots. At least they aren't cutting evolution science out of the textbooks (yet).

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    64. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by monkeykoder · · Score: 1

      1. I don't have to 'believe in evolution'. It is a proven, scientific fact(despite the frequent and erroneous argument that it is 'only a theory').

      It is only a theory only a Scientific Theory which means that it has passed a certain rigorous set of tests that say that it is accurate enough to use in the development of further theories. This is many orders of magnitude more rigorous than any religious belief (say 10^10 orders of magnitude).

      P.S. I am mostly posting this to not use my mod points for evil.

    65. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      They waited until *high school* to teach you about sex? Sheesh.

      In NZ we start learning that stuff in middle school (age 11). And in detail - for about 2 weeks - including the subjects of nocturnal emissions, periods, masturbation and the acts itself. We were never taught that it's dirty, sinful or bad, just how to "play by the rules" so to speak.

      Not to mention that living on a farm I was witness to a variety of animals doing the deeds and subsequently giving birth.

      All this combined with reading my parents copy of "The Joy of Sex" at a young age seems to have been enough to keep me safe (thus far I've not knocked anyone up), healthy (no diseases, and I get regular checkups) and very able to enjoy the whole experience.

      Then again, I didn't really grow up in a particularly religious household - my parents stopped taking us to church when I was about 4 and were otherwise pretty liberal/relaxed about almost everything. Guess I got lucky.

      But here's my $0.02 on the whole thing: If parents want religious arguments taught in their child's science class, they should send them to a religious school - doesn't matter whether they're Christian (of whichever denomination), Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu or anything else. If parents **insist** on sending their children to public schools *and* demanding religious arguments be taught, then those children should probably be taught separately as an extra curricular class.

      And that being the case, why are only the Christians demanding their creationism/intelligent design? It would seem these days that there are significant populations of other religious groups in the US - shouldn't they get a word in, too? Weren't all men created equal according to the declaration of independence? Surely that *has* to include people of races other than white Christians, doesn't it?

      At the end of the day, my views on religion are similar to my views on homosexuality, drugs, alcohol and pretty much everything: do whatever you like. I will even defend your right to do it. ...Gay and want to marry? Go ahead, here's a wedding gift! Good luck to you. ...Want to smoke Marijuana? Fine, but do it at your place! ...Want to drink until you can't walk properly? Have fun, but please don't drive, I'd probably like to see you again! ...Want to teach your "theories" of creationism to people? Teach them to your kids, leave mine alone. And if that means sending your kids to a religious school, well, there's nothing stopping you from doing exactly that. Unless there is something specific, in which case, teach them at home.

      Otherwise, public schools should probably be free of religious influence of any kind. Period. After all, separation of church and state is in your constitution, isn't it?

      Is what I'm saying really too unreasonable?

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    66. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by monkeykoder · · Score: 1

      But every translation of the Bible is a divine translation and therefore must be perfect for all time. I mean it's really pretty easy to translate between three different languages and have the meaning come out the same. The original bible in Greek is obviously still correct even though the spoken language at the time was Aramaic and we have to trust the original translations to be accurate (New Testament). And of course the Old Testament is correct and doesn't wholesale rip off such ancient texts as the Epic of Gilgamesh. Nope the bible is perfect.

    67. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by highphilosopher · · Score: 1

      Can you succinctly describe the fact of evolution and list the observations that validate it as a fact?

    68. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by dbsuid · · Score: 1

      They were too intelligent (and gay (not a dig)) to stay in the church, and are better off today than they ever could have been suppressing their personalities in the hive of the church.

      Is this example of two Mormons in a science class supposed to generalize and apply to all religious individuals that take a science class? Lol. I'm Mormon. If I was asked if I believe the earth is 6,000 years old, I would say no. If I were asked if God used magic to create us, I would say no. Magic is nothing but a word to describe what the human mind cannot comprehend, but there is a natural mechanism which drives all things. Everything is natural once understood. The LDS Church takes no official stance on biological evolution, no revelation is given; and the Roman Catholic Church has outright accepted the theory of evolution as basically true. Neither of the churches with consistent claims to apostolic authority have argued biological evolution as false or misguided. That is an indication in and of itself. Brigham Young even said "In these respects we differ from the Christian world, for our religion will not clash with or contradict the facts of science in any particular...whether the Lord found the earth empty and void, whether he made it out of nothing or out of the rude elements; or whether he made it in six days or in as many millions of years, is and will remain a matter of speculation in the minds of men unless he give revelation on the subject. If we understood the process of creation there would be no mystery about it, it would be all reasonable and plain, for there is no mystery except to the ignorant." [Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses 14:166, May 14, 1871]

    69. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by curtwelch · · Score: 1

      It's only sad that they force this on the children.

      I think it's time for a new bill that defines intelligent design as child abuse.

    70. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      They waited until *high school* to teach you about sex? Sheesh.

      In NZ we start learning that stuff in middle school (age 11).

      In my high school, yes. My wife, who was raised in a normal town a dozen or so miles away from me, had a more normal sex education, much more comparable to yours. My whole experience is a cautionary tale of what happens when Fundamentalist Christians have a stranglehold on a school system.

      But here's my $0.02 on the whole thing: If parents want religious arguments taught in their child's science class, they should send them to a religious school -

      100 percent in agreement. If a person is willing to learn odd things, no problem at all, for my part.

      If parents **insist** on sending their children to public schools *and* demanding religious arguments be taught, then those children should probably be taught separately as an extra curricular class.

      Ah, here is where you get off track a little bit - and quite innocently. These fundamentalist Christian want to dictate the curriculum even if they have nothing to do with the school. It is a control issue. They want you to have to teach your children what they believe.

      And that being the case, why are only the Christians demanding their creationism/intelligent design? It would seem these days that there are significant populations of other religious groups in the US - shouldn't they get a word in, too?

      You keep bringing up excellent questions. Most other religions do not have an issue with science. And even among Christians, most don't have this issue. The fundamentalist Christians are a subset of Christianity, which despite their name, are much more of an old testament following than anything that Christ taught. You can quickly either anger or tongue tie one by asking why they almost completely ignore Jesus' Sermon on the mount, or his admonitions against public prayer, and admonitions against the Pharisees, which if you study your bible, are very much like the Fundamentalists.

      Most Christians are actually not Fundamentalists. It's just the Fundies who are getting all the press.

      what I'm saying really too unreasonable?

      All of your sayings are completely reasonable.

      I do think it is important to note that the Fundies are American's cross to bear - so to say. Most Americans really are not in agreement with their ideas, or with their need to try to control what other people believe. They are a localized influence, and in some states wield some power by virtue of an attachment to one of our political parties that allowed them to believe that they were in control. In the recent election here, Fundamentalists tried to force their hand on their party, and we had actual lunacy, with some politicians declaring lunacy like a woman who was raped will not become pregnant if she was legitimately raped, because a woman's body will shut dhown th eprocess if she was legitimately raped, or that rape babies were "Gifts from God", or that a company could pick and choose what things an insurance carrie was allowed to provide based on religious beliefs. And they were largely sent packing.

      It is a matter of record, that in a country that has long had a racial problem, that we not only elected an African American once, but after a relentless attack starting fomr day one of his presidency, we re-elected him with a majority of voters. The Fundies bear some responsibility for that.

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    71. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      Is this example of two Mormons in a science class supposed to generalize and apply to all religious individuals that take a science class?

      No, it's not a generalization of your religious experience or mormonism on the whole. It's a personal anecdote and a story that makes me hopeful.

      Whether YEC is an official doctrine of the LDS is irrelevant. These guys were YECers, and that's a simple fact.

      They were forced to learn the science and that gave them a chance to examine their own beliefs. Eventually they saw what they were taught was wrong.

      I don't know why they were indoctrinated with YEC, perhaps they were converts from some sect of christianity that practiced biblical literalism.

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    72. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      yeah. that's the thing. God is a jealous God; He says so Himself. He demands we believe in Him and Him alone. Many of His followers believe, to a smaller or larger degree, that He needs their help in implementing this. They may go through spasms of tolerating those who are damned by their Evil Choice to defy their Creator, but at any given time there are plenty who are willing to enforce the rules (probably they think that will earn them points as Teacher's pet).
      But evolution doesn't give a damn whether anybody believes in it or not. Of course, some of its fans might want to enforce such belief, but that's largely from a sense of self-preservation, a wish to avoid going to faith healers in the future, etc., not from any directive from evolution.

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    73. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Go full out to proselytizing to anybody under the age of 18 except the parents and they can not have help.

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    74. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by nobodie · · Score: 1

      well,no,they believe that god will cure them, not that the disease is a gift from god.

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    75. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by nobodie · · Score: 1

      No, I want my child to be taught the wide variety of religious and moral belief, this is a part of our heritage as humans. As we move into a future where we are able to encompass more and greater understanding of the universe and all its parts, we do not want to lose our history and an understanding of our superstitious roots, it helps us to understand and sympathize with those who are still troubled with superstitions.
      Look kids, if you want to help people change, mockery doesn't work. If you want to show how cool you are, mockery also fails: as in you just look like another douchebag. We are in transition and have been for a thousand years or more. As we move on through science and study and growing our understanding, there will always be people who are slowing the process down. This can either slow us down even more if you waste your time mocking them, or it can help to give us stability by keeping us from rushing foolishly after each new modern idea that needs time to mature: that is how science works. not rushing, but carefully, with repetition and testing.

      So while I find this particular news item to be sad and humorous, deserving of mockery, I am also adult enough to know that taking that mockery into a public forum does none of us any good.

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    76. Re:Christians, physicians and hospitals by ultracosm · · Score: 1

      By all means, let's teach religion in science classes -- by which I mean, teach students the difference.

      Too many students have a faith-based understanding of science. They "believe in" evolution, Newton's laws, or the Pythagorean Theorem, the same way a catechism student might believe in redemption or the trinity. Science classes, it seems to me, would be an ideal place to teach the difference, and it would be healthier for both science and religion if it did (or if some class did).

  29. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I totally agree with you...even if I do not believe in the big G.
    Faith and Science are not meant to be mixed.

  30. OMG, I'm depressed by zennyboy · · Score: 1

    ...For America. I'm sure 99% of Americans here are wonderful and intelligent, but this is the 2nd post in a week in a similar fashion and it really does not make you guys look good :-(

    **I am not anti-American - I am anti-stupid**

    1. Re:OMG, I'm depressed by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 1

      Think of what it is like to live here as an engineer. It is even more depressing, worse is when you run into these people at work. :(

      I have been a programmer for 10 years and the this whole push for less education and worse education is really hurting businesses at all levels. It is so amazing to me that older workers seem to fairly quickly pick up how to use a system and they use it effectively while newer people have mostly been failing at it. Worse they say it does not work the way some system that is for an entirely different purpose works and they will refuse to learn it at all or just say it is too hard.

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  31. Pea-Roast of previous topic on this by zennyboy · · Score: 1

    As TFA is about schools, let me offer this explanation:
    It's not about critical thinking to test a false theory.
    Within the school environment you have a certain amount of time to teach a subject. If you teach two 'versions' of it (one true, one false) to gain critical thinking, you halve the amount of time to teach the Quite Obviously True (TM) version.

    If the answer comes around to God Did It, it should be taught in Church, not school

  32. But... by olip85 · · Score: 2

    Why not let the elected officials teach their electors' children what their electors want them to teach their children? They are representing their electors. Isn't the core of democracy giving the majority of people what they want, no matter what it is?

    I don't see the problem. What they'll teach is wrong and isn't the truth. So what? Lots of shit you hear and people tell you are wrong and not the truth. Eventually these kids will grow up and do a bit of reading and learn things on their own. And eventually some of them will come to realize that what they learnt in school wasn't true. And they'll know then to take everything with a grain of salt. Isn't that a good lesson?

    1. Re:But... by zennyboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not let drug users let their kids use drugs.... etc

      Because it's not the parents (voters) being harmed (mentally in this case). It's the children...

    2. Re:But... by zennyboy · · Score: 1

      The "this case" in this case was the teaching of "Intelligent" design

    3. Re:But... by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Why not let drug users let their kids use drugs.... etc

      Because it's not the parents (voters) being harmed (mentally in this case). It's the children...

      That assumes that the government knows what's best for the child. It may be true in some cases, but this is supposed to be the parent's responsibility and I would be greatly opposed to the government interfering where it isn't clear cut.

  33. Re:Freedom is good by xski · · Score: 1

    If they want to ignore science, that's their choice. It just means their kids won't be able to find a job and my kids will have less competition. It's pretty clear there are many people in the US that don't get science and wish to deny their kids a proper education in the scientific method. The ultimate payback is when they're old and their kids can't take care of them. They have no one to blame except themselves.

    Great, and then me, you and your kids will have to support these morons. Or pay for good security.

  34. Does this include the environmental movement? by Tokolosh · · Score: 2

    "...incompletely understood phenomena about the physical universe based on limited knowledge, whose components are data, logic, and faith-based philosophy..."

    Sounds like a lot of Green people I know.

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  35. Is belief in the irrational growing? by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    It's almost enough to make you wonder if there is a connection between increasing environmental pollution and irrational religious obsession. Or perhaps some people respond to a world filled with more knowledge and answers than we've ever had by shutting down completely and resorting to chanting magical incantations on a daily basis. At any rate, I'd be happy to chip in for a billboard that reads, "Missouri Science Education, Now With 50% Magic."

  36. Science minus science by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    So bascially if the student can't understand how something works the teacher needs to give up.

  37. Intelligent Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    People who think themselves against the concept of ID actually believe intelligent design began with the age of Man, since no-one denies that those things that Man creates are 'intelligent designs'. On the other hand, sane people believe the concept of life in the Universe, and ID have the same timeline.

    We have seen this debate before, where similar morons believed the Sun had to revolve around Man's planet, because Man alone was the centre of everything, being 'god made'. So religious freaks believe ID began with Man (Man's output) because Man is made in the image of 'god'. Rational people recognise the uniqueness of life in the Universe, and start the ID timeline at the point at which life arose in the Universe.

    Religious nonsense has always been wrapped up in scientific clothing by certain people in the scientific community. We have watched as religious nut-cases insist that things like radio-active decay are truly random, because in that idiot concept of randomness, they place 'god'.

    Actually science requires maths, and all maths is the same as a computer program running on a Turing Complete Computer. It is IMPOSSIBLE to produce true randomness on a TCC, so science, by definition, cannot include any concept relying on true randomness. It is funny how many people that quote the works of Godel and Turing do not understand them.

    Now, free will CANNOT arise from any action of a TCC, by definition. We are conscious and bring meaning to a clockwork Universe that ordinarily doesn't need semantics to function, only syntax. Life is thus distinct from anything that science (a program running on a TCC) alone could cause to exist.

    The concept of free will existing outside the realm of science is easy to prove. If you are educated, you understand the concept of probability. Imagine six-sided dice. The more you roll together, the less likely each will 'come up' six. Sooner or later, if you increase the number of dice, the likelihood of such an outcome extends beyond the 'life' of our Universe. However YOU can cause such an event to happen with complete certainty, regardless of probability. How, you say? Lateral thinking shows that if Man is just another process of the Universe, then if you PLACE each die in the SIX position, it is the same conceptual process as rolling the die, and this being so you can place any number of dice in the SIX position.

    Your free will, operating outside the laws of physics, allows you to create an impossibly unlikely probabilistic event. This is not an argument for intelligent design beginning with the output of Man. This is an argument for appreciating that life follows different 'rules'. It is notable that physicists with really BAD maths skills claim that the improbable output of Man is countered by concepts of entropy- as if it would make sense that a roulette wheel in perfect balance kept scoring 22, so long as it eventually fell to pieces.

    We are above the clockwork universe, not below it. The logical explanation for life in our otherwise clockwork Universe is that we see the 'collision' of that thing responsible for free will with the clockwork Universe, and the 'collision' is responsible for the process we call life- which causes vehicles to eventually come into existence that are 'driven' by 'soul essence' (whatever that may be). The definition of US is that we perceive 'meaning'. Neither science or maths need 'meaning', only 'rules'.

    1. Re:Intelligent Design by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Lateral thinking shows that if Man is just another process of the Universe, then if you PLACE each die in the SIX position, it is the same conceptual process as rolling the die, and this being so you can place any number of dice in the SIX position.

      Do the experiment. You claim you can place "any number" of dice in the six position. See how many is actually possible to maintain in the six position at once. Its also absurd to consider placing as the same thing as rolling/throwing when you encounter that these two activities are different in some way probably every day of your life... but I would encourage you to do the actual experiment of seeing how many you can place with the six facing up before something disrupts the order you have created.

    2. Re:Intelligent Design by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Don't accuse the OP of nonsense. He is a knower of 4 corner simultaneous 24 hour Days that occur within a single 4 corner rotation of Earth.

  38. Cue the banjo music... by mschaffer · · Score: 2

    These inbred, idealistic, heretical politicians do not understand the difference between truth and faith.
    You do not see the Roman Catholic Church (or many other organized religious organizations) have a problem with teaching science as a science and religion as a religion. The schools of higher learning, run by these religious organizations, openly teach the concepts of evolution as a science without interference.
    So, why can't the Missouri legislators get their act together and leave science to the scientists and religion to the clergy?
    So much for separation of church and state. Freedom of religion includes freedom from religion (after all, every set contains the null set). State mandated hokum being posited as science is an abuse of faith and science.

  39. In the words of Stan Marsh... by PFritz21 · · Score: 1

    "Couldn't evolution be the answer to how and not the answer to why?"

  40. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by GrahamCox · · Score: 3, Informative

    I strongly believe there is no god. I also believe that the evidence for evolution is a very strong argument for the non-existence of god, and that is why I think so many believers have a problem with it.

    However, those who are believers and think evolution is real too, well, that's just an example of cognitive dissonance.

    But I mainly take issue with your last paragraph (after all, you can believe whatever you like, I don't care). "Faith used correctly". What on earth does that mean? People can do good things, and people can do bad things. These acts may be driven by their beliefs, but invariably the belief is used to justify the act, not the other way around. I see many people of faith committing atrocities in the name of that faith, in fact I would say on balance they are the majority. People do good for many reasons, and faith does not need to come into it, but a truly bad act is usually aided and abetted by faith. Yes, it's a perversion of what "faith" means to the majority of believers, but that's the reality of it: suicide bombers would almost certainly not commit those acts just because they felt like it.

    I see next to no good in zealotry of any kind. Do good if you want to - it's easy to see that doing good has benefits that have nothing to do with religion - but don't do bad because your holy book tells you it's OK. That's just using a very shaky belief system to justify and reinforce a decision you alone took.

  41. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by WaywardGeek · · Score: 1

    Is there some way to stop people from seeing evolution as a threat? It is possible to believe in a literal creation and an old age earth.

    Something has to give in that sentence, either "literal creation", or "old age earth." I have a number of deeply religious smart friends who have faced this paradox and found resolutions they can live with. One way is to accept that the Bible was written by imperfect people, who may not have had the capacity to grasp the true story of creation. Regardless, if you're going to demand that what you believe makes logical sense, be prepared to chart your own personal spiritual journey. I certainly have.

    It's only the people who blind themselves to reality that find evolution a threat. I don't personally mind all these people believing whatever they want. They can believe in fairies, UFOs... whatever. No problem. That's what religious freedom is all about. It's only when they start pushing their ignorance on me and my family that I take offense. Bills like this cross the line from religious freedom to banning knowledge.

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  42. Also educational misconduct and fraud by Morgaine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of behavior from elected officials should be considered treason.

    Treason may be the wrong word if one wants to be precise, but there is certainly something like treason going on. The creationists are willfully trying to undermine the country's scientific future and to infect school children's receptive minds with pure nonsense. As an analogy it's very true.

    There's also some very severe professional misconduct occurring there, because non-scientists are pretending to be scientifically competent and dictating school science curricula.

    Are carpenters allowed to establish guidelines for how surgeons will do heart surgery? No, they lack the professional competence so they are not accepted as having standing in the matter. What's happening in science education in a few US states is directly analogous. The creationists have no standing in science and so should have the door shut firmly in their faces.

    Pretending to have scientific competency when you don't even know how science works is pretty clear fraud. Aren't there controls in education to keep charlatans from taking jobs for which they have no professional competence? Apparently not.

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    1. Re:Also educational misconduct and fraud by dkf · · Score: 1

      There's also some very severe professional misconduct occurring there, because non-scientists are pretending to be scientifically competent and dictating school science curricula.

      But is it professional misconduct for a professional liar to tell lies?

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    2. Re:Also educational misconduct and fraud by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "Are carpenters allowed to establish guidelines for how surgeons will do heart surgery? No, they lack the professional competence so they are not accepted as having standing in the matter. "

      Of course, which is why I point to the root problem being our handing the control of everything to politicians. Sure, this is particularly egregious, but is it any less ridiculous to have legislators - the absurd majority of which are either lawyers or professional politicians who've done little else - telling us how we run our businesses? How banks 'should' operate? How high doorknobs should be? With whom we can be friends?

      No, we've said CLEARLY that we wanted a state that would wrap us in big fluffy cushions and make all the hard decisions for us. It's absolutely NO SURPRISE that the state ultimately is now making stupid decisions and decisions that we don't want them to make, and we have little recourse to get rid of them.

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    3. Re:Also educational misconduct and fraud by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Are carpenters allowed to establish guidelines for how surgeons will do heart surgery?

      Depends on whether they are carpenters from Bethlehem or not.

  43. It's a bill not a law. by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a bill not a law.
    Hearings not scheduled, not on the house calendar. You've been had ARS... this is a publicity stunt by 2 conservative politicians to garner attention for their next election by introducing a bill popular with their tiny constituencies, guaranteed never to even get voted on, but sure to bring in gullible leftist reporters who are all too eager to snap up any tidbit of info that might portray their political opponents in a negative light. And you guys are flooding ARS with traffic because you're also so eager to believe it.

    Sponsor: Brattin, Rick (055)
    Co-Sponsor: Koenig, Andrew (099) ... et al.
    Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2013
    LR Number: 506L.01I
    Last Action: 1/31/2013 - Referred: Elementary and Secondary Education(H)
    Bill String: HB 291
    Next Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
    Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar
    http://www.house.mo.gov/billsummary.aspx?bill=HB291&year=2013&code=R

    As if there were nothing in the world actually worth reporting on, they've got to spoon feed you this horseshit. How many people die in Africa from AIDs per day? Oh wait, you can't blame that on republicans so it's uninteresting. Fuck you.

  44. Obligatory by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is not intelligent design an oxymoron? My human spine has smaller vertebra at the bottom of my back than it does at the top, my shoulder 'ball and socket' joint design works like the engineer went to Phoenix University, and my freakin' liver can't process ethanol efficiently.

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

      Intelligent design is not an oxymoron, it is a tautology; design by definition is intelligent. To qualify as an oxymoron the words themselves would have to be contradictory, like in the classic example "military intelligence," where it is to be assumed that the military is unintelligent. Living dead. Guest host. Deafening silence. The word itself means "sharp dull."

      Unfortunately, there isn't a term for "a euphemism that reveals the speaker is a bag of arses," so we will have to settle for calling it unintentional irony. The Greeks and Romans didn't live in a relativistic enough world for the abuse of language by the unimaginative to be a problem worth talking about.

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    2. Re:Obligatory by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 5, Funny

      design by definition is intelligent

      Bullshit. If you really believe this, you haven't used Windows 8.

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    3. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fuck that, where the hell are my continuous-flow lungs that brids have?

    4. Re:Obligatory by efitton · · Score: 1

      Who would put a recreational area next to the sewage treatment plant?

    5. Re:Obligatory by foobsr · · Score: 1
      design by definition is intelligent

      Now, honestly, you do not believe this.

      CC.

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    6. Re:Obligatory by fatphil · · Score: 1

      These guys:
      http://www.humboldt.edu/arcatamarsh/

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    7. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      ...Well, technically design has to be performed by an intelligence, but I couldn't figure out the term for the figure of speech that means "ascribing the properties of an actor to his or her actions." (I guess some things slip through the cracks.)

      However, yes, and if you think otherwise, let me introduce you to the terms "poor design" and "good design." Notice that these do not imply the presence or absence of intelligence.

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    8. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Joking aside, Windows 8 is poorly designed, not designed without intelligence. Unless you want to make the argument that it wasn't designed at all, in which case I would say it was, and that you should save those kinds of remarks for Vista. A lot of very smart people spent a great deal of time designing Windows 8, they just never realised anyone would ever have to use it.

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    9. Re:Obligatory by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ... my shoulder 'ball and socket' joint design works like the engineer went to Phoenix University

      Dude, it's not even that good. And, if you really want a good example of how FU'ed the entire "design" is, take a really good look at your immune system. It's like someone took a bag of C pointers, sprinkled them randomly into your Java code, and tossed in a few random gotos for good measure. There is no messier system that shows how randomly evolved we are.

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    10. Re:Obligatory by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Fuck that, where the hell are my continuous-flow lungs that brids have?

      On the flying animals, where they belong.

      Geez, next you'll be bitching about how and why you weren't designed with hollow bones and feathers...

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    11. Re:Obligatory by foobsr · · Score: 1
      technically design has to be performed by an intelligence

      OK, generally fine, but what about programs that write (design) programs?

      I couldn't figure out
      Teleological, perhaps

      "poor design" and "good design."
      Somehow convincing, though '"poor design" by definition is intelligent' would sound odd.

      Notice that these do not imply the presence or absence of intelligence.
      This, as I see it, introduces an inconsistency if the former holds unless you allow an intelligence without intelligence.

      The more I think about it, the more complicated this gets.

      CC.

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    12. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      The concept of intelligence can get messy inherently, that's true. However, I think you'd find that most philosophers would say it is wrong to claim a program "designed" something—it can only produce that thing according to a design which it looks up, no matter how complex the look up process may be. To actually say a programming is designing something would be anthropomorphizing it.

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    13. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      This is most usefully helpful to know.

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    14. Re:Obligatory by foobsr · · Score: 1
      Actually, we are now entering a level that, for me, would as a first step require (re-)readung essential works regarding AI related topics.

      Who comes to mind: Penrose, Searle, Dreyfus, Minsky, Kurzweil, Simon (the list goes on). The second step would be to get more aquainted with neurocomputing as well as quantum physics/computing (perhaps beyond me).
      Given my current situation and interests (and age), this is probably not possible.

      However, my prognosis is that I would not change my (very old, mid 80ies) proposition that one can come up with a program/device capable of human-like learning (thus not to be reduced to a complex lookup-table) which by undergoing a process of socialisation (with an emphasis on unsupervised learning) becomes a 'true AI' ("The Doctor" from Voyager as a graphic example). Socialisation, to me, is most crucial (and mostly ignored, but I might err here) and depends on non-compressible time (recurrent evaluation of things as time passes, perspective shifts implied). Admittedly, I never came to the point to get a good grasp on how to describe the role of time within the context of establishing an AI, which I still think is a precondition of success.

      Now, back to the beginning, I am now sure that 'design' does not imply 'intelligence' as I propose that one can reduce the standard workings of an engineer to a complex lookup- table (once/still known as expert systems, e.g. XCON, but there are more recent instantiations), especially in an environment where things have to be ready yesterday (on a side note: I once met an engineer who had to design space-heaters for a big plant that turned out to be too small when physically delivered - it was quite a few and he got fired).

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    15. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Certainly one could design an artificial intelligence worthy of being ascribed sentience. But until that occurs, it is anthropomorphism to call a machine or computer capable of designing anything on its own. Crucially, the design process involves intent, which dumb machines lack. Even an engineer looking up the appropriate rules to cobble something together has intent. Philosophically, we can expect the meaning of "intent" to remain a grey area for at least the next century as cognitive science matures, but I would argue something like "a plan generated by a system which is capable of completely or nearly completely rewriting and relearning its ruleset in response to complex decision processes," which is a feat beyond the abilities of most invertibrates, and has only been achieved in machine learning in a very coarse sense in the last few years.

      (As for your reading list: I know with certainty that Kurzweil and Minsky are outdated. I would also probably recommend steering clear of Penrose, though I haven't read him. Most physicists are appallingly bad at understanding the human mind, and as a general rule should not be allowed outside of their field; this goes doubly for the famous ones. The gist of The Emperor's New Mind given on Wikipedia reaffirms this.)

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    16. Re:Obligatory by foobsr · · Score: 1
      Your first paragraph: I totally agree and especially appreciate the timescale you use (centuries).
      I am reluctant to comment on your remarks regarding the reading list, that would require the effort to indeed (re)read which I currently (and probably never) cannot.
      Thank you for taking the time to respond, evoking the thought that there still is some intelligent life on /. .

      CC.

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    17. Re:Obligatory by dobbshead · · Score: 1

      Intelligent design is not an oxymoron, it is a tautology

      Intelligent design is really a self-referential infinite regression.

      The argument being that because life is so complex it can't have just happened and therefore must have been designed by a higher intelligence, by its own logic then forces the proponent to assume that anything that can design life must be so complex that it, in turn, can't have just happened and therefore must must have been designed by a higher intelligence, which of course would be so complex that it would have had to have been designed by a higher intelligence.... etc. etc. ad infinitum.

      It's turtles, turtles, turtles all the way down... (to quote another scientific *ahem* "controversy" they'll no doubt soon be teaching in Missouri).

    18. Re:Obligatory by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Sadly, we're only talking about the literal words "intelligent design," not the actual subject matter. Otherwise I'd give you all of the upward-pointing thumbs I have readily available.

      For what it's worth, I work with the evolutionary history of genomes all the time. The painful reality is that it's all so messy and idiotic and random that there is absolutely no way any kind of intelligence could have planned any of it. There is no debate whatsoever once you've seen the actual evidence... but no one ever gets that far.

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  45. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by martas · · Score: 1

    some scientists actually believe that if evolution is real that God can't be

    Um, what!? I guess technically, since you haven't defined what you mean by "some", that has to be true (there probably exists at least one scientist who believes that). But despite having lived my entire life in academia, I have yet to hear someone seriously claim that evolution somehow disproves the existence of God. In fact, the only occasions in which I have encountered evolution and divine beings mentioned in the same breath is when someone is denying evolution, not God.

    By the way, I'm an atheist, and the theory of evolution has absolutely nothing to do with that.

  46. The why do rocks not have puppies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Intelligent design was invented by a PR company in the 1990's, a lobby group names Discovery Institute invented it, as a way of using religion against the religious.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute

    The strategy is known as a Wedge Strategy:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedge_strategy

    Make evolution a test of faith, then get them to deny evolution, so God created everything EXCEPT evolution, and to accept that you have to ignore the lack of puppie fossils, and all the other stuff in front of your eyes and deny science.

    Once you've got them ignoring things as a test of faith, everything from Global Warming to Oil depletion suddenly becomes deniable. Remember 'God promised not to destroy the earth again hence Global Warming cannot exist'?. That's a sucker whose fallen for Wedge Strategy.

  47. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by dgatwood · · Score: 2

    Depends on how you define "literal creation". If you mean that as "God literally created the universe," then there's no conflict. If you mean that as "God literally created the Earth and all life upon it in six days, there's a fairly fundamental conflict. A literal interpretation of the book of Genesis simply cannot be reconciled with acceptance of evolution. A figurative or metaphorical view of Genesis is readily reconciled with belief in evolution.

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  48. If you thought THAT was good... by emil · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...the just wait until you hear what Paul REALLY thought about marriage:

    Corinthians 1:7 Now for the matters you wrote about: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” But since sexual immorality is occurring, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband...

    Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

    A fundamentalist Christian should never celebrate a marriage; conversely, a marriage is an event worthy of mourning, for it is an act of disobedience of God and his apostle Paul.

    Christian morality is an absolute mess.

    1. Re:If you thought THAT was good... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "Christian morality" is an oxymoron

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    2. Re:If you thought THAT was good... by Meyaht · · Score: 1

      But marriage SHOULD be mourned...

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  49. a silly logic puzzle, or just flawed writing? by retchdog · · Score: 2

    1: 'If scientific theory concerning biological origin is taught in a course of study, biological evolution and biological intelligent design shall be taught.'

    2: 'If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth's biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation.'

    well, since the second condition is impossible to meet, and is a necessary condition to satisfy the first, it means only that scientific theory concerning biological origin cannot be taught in a course of study. (contrapositive)

    so... does that just mean you can't teach abiogenesis? that is what `origin' means in this context, right? evolution is okay to teach, and doesn't trigger the latter necessary conditions, even though they mention ``biological evolution,'' apparently as a red herring.

    wait. did they mean for this to be a silly logic puzzle, or are they just too stupid to realize what they're saying?

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    1. Re:a silly logic puzzle, or just flawed writing? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      They do have one other out, which I think is the intent: "any proposed identity ... shall be verifiable...". If no identity is proposed, that clause is satisfied. So they can only teach abiogenesis if they also teach intelligent design (which is their main intent), but they're not allowed to name the designer (unless it can be scientifically proven), thus it requires "just" intelligent design, but not creationism, and so doesn't fall afoul of the previously-established unconstitutionality of teaching the latter.

      They're basically saying "Don't teach about the origin of life unless you teach intelligent design, but be careful not to say 'God' or we'll get in trouble... I mean, unless you can prove it of course, hahah, then they'd have to let us."

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    2. Re:a silly logic puzzle, or just flawed writing? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      ah! i knew i'd miss something! very astute... i doff my hat to you, sir.

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  50. The MO legislature is veto-proof by Nimey · · Score: 1

    Our legislature has enough Republican votes in both chambers to override any veto that our Democratic governor might use. While I don't think this particular bill will pass, this means that in general our state is fucked until we get de-gerrymandered because we're going to be in an ideological race with Kansas to see who's more Republican.

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  51. In other news, legislation says pi is 3 by Cassini2 · · Score: 2

    Once, there was a legislature that attempted to make pi=3, because it would make life so much simpler.

  52. Not so fast. by emil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You want to talk Old Testament morality? Game on!

    Genesis 19:30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

    That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

    Do you really want to live like this? Do you really want your CHILDREN to live like this?

    Cafeteria Christians indeed.

    1. Re:Not so fast. by billstewart · · Score: 2

      I don't see how that's relevant - many parts of the Bible are history, and good history includes talking about people who did bad things, dumb things, and morally questionable things, not just talking about good people doing good things.

      One story that I've seen anti-Bible people use to claim the Bible's offensive is a conversation between an invading general and whoever was in charge of one of the Jewish cities. The general trash-talks about how the Jews had better surrender or here's what he'll do to them, and uses some language that's still offensive today. (Well, duh! He's the bad guy in that scene - he was trying to offend the people he was attacking.)

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    2. Re:Not so fast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      many parts of the Bible are history

      A few parts, not many. And those few are really only kinda/sorta accurate. For example, sure, King Herod existed...but Herod was eaten to death by worms? Really? Despite multiple contrary, reliable, historical witness accounts such as Josephus, you're going to tell me the bible is the historical one?

    3. Re:Not so fast. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      A good majority of what is in the bible, old testament, is actually presented as history. Whether you believe it is accurate history or not is irrelevant as it is presented that way. The accuracy of any claims does not invalidate the purpose of it's inclusion. It's no different then anything being inaccurate in the lead up to the Napoleonic wars in a history book. It is still a history book that included parts to explain later portions of history it covered.

    4. Re:Not so fast. by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      "many parts of the Bible are history" - does that mean i can find corroboration in history books written by historians of the time? Citations of history book that back up the biblical events would be useful

      "good history includes talking about people who did bad things, dumb things, and morally questionable things" - especially when god tells them to do these things

      The bible is a recipe for genocide, homophobia, misogyny, discrimination, justification for slavery etc, maybe you should read it more closely and then try to understand it

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    5. Re:Not so fast. by tinkerghost · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lot has always been my hero. The man can get so drunk he doesn't recognize his own daughters & he can still get it up. That people, is truely worthy of respect.

    6. Re:Not so fast. by elmohound · · Score: 2

      Actually, the old testament can also be viewed as more political propaganda than accurate historical treatise.

      I invite you to compare various events reported in the bible to the accounts from the Babylonian and Assyrian historical texts. For example, the Assyrians tell us that Egyptian agitators convinced the kingdoms of Judea and Israel, along with the Phoenician states, to divert their tribute (i.e. monetary payments) from the Assyrian Empire to the Egyptian Empire. The Assyrians responded militarily and, following their traditional practice, relocated the troublemakers. The bible, however, only provides the point-of-view of the injured parties, completely ignoring the political reality, and puts a weird (now enshrined) religious spin on the whole thing.

      Just one example, there are many more. You can find translations of Mesopotamian history on the shelves of any decent research university.

    7. Re:Not so fast. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Christians have an easy get-out for this argument: it's in the Old Testament, so it's pre-Christ, so it's not relevant. Even though, when convenient, we quote Genesis for a description of creation, or whatever.

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    8. Re:Not so fast. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Lot has always been my hero. The man can get so drunk he doesn't recognize his own daughters & he can still get it up. That people, is truely worthy of respect.

      Just don't try that as your defence in court.

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    9. Re:Not so fast. by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

      I don't see how that's relevant - many parts of the Bible are history, and good history includes talking about people who did bad things, dumb things, and morally questionable things, not just talking about good people doing good things.

      Okay, I'll bite. How about Genesis 19?

      1 The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground.

      2 “My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the night in the square.”

      3 But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate.

      4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house.

      5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”

      6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him

      7 and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing.

      8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

      Giving up his daughters to be gang-raped apparently wasn't wicked by comparison. What a jerk? Or was he? According to 2 Peter 2:7, Lot was a “righteous man.”

      Today, we know that rape is wrong. Why? Because we've ignored the Bible and turned our backs on your petty gods, and instead turned to reason, which tell us that women are human beings—not property—just like men, who therefore deserve all the same rights and protections.

      But you and people like you will ignore that progress and will tirelessly defend your beliefs, no matter what horrors they promote. Meanwhile, humanity is steadily moving beyond these atrocious aberrations. We've been doing that expressly because we're realizing there are no invisible, white men in the sky who'll punish us for thinking for ourselves.

      In other words, all the moral progress we've seen is in spite of religion, not because of it. That scares you. That's the end of power and a cruel status quo that's existed for nearly all recorded human history.

    10. Re:Not so fast. by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      But the issue at hand was the men outside the house were determined to gang rape Lot's guests (the angels sent to warn him). Which is more "righteous" - to sacrifice his guests or his daughters to save them? Obviously they never got a chance to gang rape anybody if you read the entire story. Nothing in that story says that God condones gang rape. You have to recall that in that time inviting someone into your home placed them under your protection and thus it would typically be considered more reasonable to sacrifice yourself and your family to protect them. Besides I'm not certain the reference to Lot's righteousness had anything to do with his offering his daughters in exchange for the angels. I suspect it was more the fact that he BELIEVED them and OBEYED their instructions. His wife, on the other hand, went along but failed to OBEY their instructions and looked back and got turned into a pillar of salt.
      Your antireligious stance isn't helped at all by misrepresenting the story - or misunderstanding it.......

    11. Re:Not so fast. by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      He wasn't exactly a biblical hero - he just believed the angels sent to warn him of the cities pending destruction. As far as the daughters ages - the wording of it would incline one to believe they were probably of marriageble age so the fact they were still virgins would probably have been unheard of in that city. And there's really nothing that says he "got away" with having sex with his daughters. In fact even the heroes in the bible had a tendency to face consequences for sin BEFORE they died and, of course, there was expected to be a final accounting at the end.

    12. Re:Not so fast. by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

      Neither is righteous!

      The righteous stance is: rape no one, not: rape this person instead of that. Regardless the actual outcome, Lot's choice shows he clearly values one form of life over the other. (There's a similar problem with Abraham and Isaac. Sure, Abraham eventually didn't murder his son, but he would have, and therein lies something truly horrid.)

      Lot is also making a judgement about sex. Anal sex is evil, but raping women is okay because, why? It's vaginal sex, of course! Oh, and because women aren't worth as much as men. Lot made a mutually exclusive statement: don't do this wicked thing (anal sex); instead, rape my virgin daughters.

      It absolutely shows God condones rape (and commands it in many other stories). God sent these angels from the ether to earth. God can just as easily send them right back. That is in God's power, right? Oh, wait, that's right. We're trying to make some kind of sick point about sacrificing others.

      I'm sorry, people who defend this story--and the other cruelty, injustice, and misogyny depicted by the Bible--are barbaric, morally depraved people. I'm deeply thankful we live in a society where we don't use this garbage as the basis of our moral code. Hopefully we can keep it that way, because we need only look to the middle east to see the horrors that come about when religion has a hand in governing and guiding people.

  53. Re:You're being played by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

    ... It won't pass. It won't be signed. You're being played...

    You underestimate how many idiots we have in our state legislature. There are enough Republicans to override any veto as long as they vote together. Hopefully they wouldn't on something like this. But anytime you start a sentence "The Missouri legislature couldn't possibly be stupid enough to..." you are probably wrong.

  54. Re:Entropy by germansausage · · Score: 3, Informative

    The entropy of the solar system has been increasing since it was formed. What makes you think it hasn't? The existence of life on earth may have decreased entropy in some places but the solar system overall has increased in entropy. You can't look at the earth in isolation when the sun is adding energy to the earth, you have to consider the entire system.

  55. Re:It is their job. by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you have any other justification than "we are right" to explain why a state's citizens should decide what the schools that they pay for teach their children?

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Not to their own facts.

    If it teaches unverifiable bullshit, it isn't education, and doesn't belong in a school.
    By all means, let parents and special interest groups pay for teaching their children whatever they want, but not within the school system. Remember that schooling isn't just by and for the tax payers of a state, but part of the UN charter on children's rights. As such, it transcends mere state legislation.

  56. Teaching The Controversy - Properly by billstewart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know if the anti-evolution folks really understand what they're asking for when they say that teachers should "Teach the Controversy".

    One theory of evolution says it took billions of years. Another says evolution all happened in six days back in 4004 B.C. and then stopped, and that it may have gotten further restricted a thousand years or so later when all the land animals drowned except one boatload of them. How would you compare those two theories? What kind of evidence would let you reject or tentatively accept one of them? Are there fossil records that fit better with either? What about historical records from different cultures around the world? Does the distribution of animals around the planet tell us anything that would let us pick one of the theories, or lead us to modify either of them?

    So yeah. Teach The Controversy. Proudly.

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    1. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sample Essay Question:

      1) Using the theory intelligent design, explain the emergence of the Ebola virus and construct a forensic psychological profile of the intelligent designer.

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    2. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by BakaHoushi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've always found the "Teach the controversy!" line to be humorous. How much controversy is necessary to require equal representation in a classroom? If I raise enough of a stink, can I get a school to teach alchemy alongside chemistry?

    3. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2, Funny

      Question 2) Using Darwin's Theory of Evolution, explain the emergence of viruses from living predecessors.

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    4. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by mandginguero · · Score: 1

      But you failed to use faith based reasoning in your equivocation......which still can't upset the disproportionate evidence for the 'old earth' theory.

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    5. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Once there was an organism.
      That organism had lots of babies, each slightly different from it's parent and slighly different from it's brothers and sisters.
      The stronger, smarter and better those babies were, the more babies they had. Each slightly different again, but more different from it's nephews and nieces, of whom there were few.
      This happened a lot of times until finally we named one of them "virus", and so virusses were born.
      And the virus and all it's babies lived happily ever after (sadly, to the detriment of a few particular other organisms, which sometimes included humans).

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    6. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      To be fair, alchemy has actually contributed to the sciences, including chemistry. Albeit mostly by accident.

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    7. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 5, Funny

      Faith comes into play at peer review. Either they believe you or they don't.

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    9. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Most modern biologists would consider viruses as non-living (heck - some of them are little more than crystals!). Therefore your question's ill-formed.

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    10. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Well, it is even more wide ranging than that, isn't it? It is not as if Christian fundamentalism is the only belief that disagrees with evolution. The Bible tale is only a tiny part of that thing.

      However, if this is about teaching science, then it must start with exactly that: science - scientific method, evidence based research, falsification of theory. If one wants to call science "faith", then one has to specify what that faith is: the belief that the truth must follow from logical conclusions and that all evidence must be independently verifiable. Would ID fit into that? My bet is that the students would look right through it and make jokes about it.

    11. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I still remember when, as a child, I was told God created man and woman. When I asked how, my dad took out encyclopaedia and we read the fascinating story of evolution. I never thought there was any conflict between my faith and science. That seems to be pretty standard among 'believers' in Europe. I really don't get how this can be such a deal in the US. You can only stare at provable facts (and tools like carbon dating) and ignore them for so long before you feel like a fool.

    12. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Nexus7 · · Score: 1

      The evolution of sensory organs is satisfactorily explained by an increasingly complex series of organs in different species. ID, on the other hand, has no explanation (not that ID and reality - otherwise known as "science" need to have competing explanations). And Darwin != evolution.

      But hey, nice troll.

    13. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Just read 'The Blind Watchmaker' already and put an end to this silly objection.

    14. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by internic · · Score: 1

      This has always been my question. I was very pleased to find my objections conveniently represented in graphical form.

      For that matter forget alchemy, if we adopt this idea then presumably it should apply to all subjects. History would be especially problematic. Quite a few people believe in things like aliens influencing early civilizations, Atlantis, or worse yet doubt the reality of the Holocaust.

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    15. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I still remember when, as a child, I was told God created man and woman. When I asked how, my dad took out encyclopaedia and we read the fascinating story of evolution. I never thought there was any conflict between my faith and science. That seems to be pretty standard among 'believers' in Europe. I really don't get how this can be such a deal in the US. You can only stare at provable facts (and tools like carbon dating) and ignore them for so long before you feel like a fool.

      It is reasonable to tell children fairy tales, it is not reasonable for adults to still believe in them.

      The argument that God "invented" Evolution as a sort of programming environment is more sophisticated than the idea that he made Adam and Eve from dust and breathed life into them, but it's still no more susceptible to falsification, and is therefore unscientific.

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    16. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      I think the best way to scuttle this bill would be to amend it to require equal space and time for the 'exploration' of the creation doctrine of every significant world religion, because not all "intelligent design" follows the Biblical creation, and teaching only the Christian creation doctrine is illegitimately establishing a preference for Christianity, thereby being prejudicial to other religions.

    17. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1

      You cannot call everything not explained by modern science a fairytale/magic/fantasy. Modern science is too young for that (less than a century).
      If we assume there can be only 1 truth, then all true scientific explanations of facts of our universe MUST also be accepted by believers as true explanations of stories mentioned in bible.
      Personally, I wish science would hurry up so I don't have to guess what the true nature of a story, told to uneducated simpletons 3000 years ago, was. I, for one, DO understand that 3000 years ago, every story that didn't revolve around markets, goats and haggling must have been seen as a magical tale meant to be exaggerated. (i.e. I really doubt there was an aramaic word for bacteria.)

    18. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      The argument that God "invented" Evolution as a sort of programming environment is more sophisticated than the idea that he made Adam and Eve from dust and breathed life into them, but it's still no more susceptible to falsification, and is therefore unscientific.

      Firstly, despite the apparently wide acceptance of the idea, it seems to me that falsifiability is not sufficient, and probably not even necessary, to demarcate Science. A tautology, for instance, is necessarily unfalsifiable. Yet a tautology aptly stated may not only be scientific, but revolutionise the way a science is conducted. I'm thinking here of the observation that the biological diversity we observe today is the result of the survival of the fittest, where fit is of course defined as most apt to survive. The touchstone of naïve falsificationism would leave this observation outside the realm of Science. [Note: I'm being a little disingenuous here as my own, reductionist, view of Science has similar problems incorporating much of biology.]

      Secondly, and more to the point, the question is not whether the religious understanding is scientific (which Augustine already disavowed), the question is whether a religious world view requires a rejection of the scientific one.

      Nor does one have to believe in the literal truth of any tale to be able to ascertain the deeper meaning it conveys.

      ... the idea that he made Adam and Eve from dust and breathed life into them ...

      The man was made from the dust (hence 'Adam'), but Eve from his rib. Get your (Iron|Bronze)-Age Hebrew mythology right! ;) In any case that is the second creation myth (Gen 2:4 onward). The idea that God used evolution as the tool of creation has a better fit with (the more sophisticated) first (though probably later) account in Gen 1:1 - 2:3.

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      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    19. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by petman · · Score: 1

      I believe evolution is why we have the diverse life around us.

      No. Evolution explains how we have the diverse life around us; It does not explain why.

    20. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Doug+Jensen · · Score: 1

      Those people would reply that only the Christian religion is legitimate.

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      Doug Jensen
    21. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      If I recall, It was precisely this idea which gave gave birth to The Flying Spaghetti Monster as a protest to a similar law in Kansas.
      RAmen!

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      There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
    22. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      "The Lord created the universe 6,000 years ago, but then rigged it to look like it was very old, the same way crooked antique dealers will phony up a cheap table to make it look like a valuable antique. He even makes it appear that distant galaxies are tens of billions of years old, the big fibber. So, love God, worship Him, follow His laws, but don't believe anything He tells you."

      --
      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    23. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      Well science is based almost entirely on theory which seems to change a bit now and then.
      Oddly enough the most zealous religious nuts seem to be the diehard atheists who are big fans of Darwin.
      Personally I have no problem with elements of evolution since it's quite obvious that it does happen although the extent of just how far the changes truly go and how long it takes is basically speculation. However the fact is that a lot of what people claim as facts on evolution are actually just theories based on similarities in species that MAY have evolved into another. What we actually KNOW of what species ACTUALLY evolved into others is pretty much non-existent.
      To me the concept that some higher intelligence was involved in the process takes LESS faith than believing it all happened by chance. So I consider atheists to have a LOT MORE faith than most religious people. So basically I figure it's all a matter of WHICH fairy tale you wish to believe in :)

    24. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The Universe was clearly designed for the benefit of the Ebola Virus.

      Here's my theory on the vanishing honeybee colonies: the Rapture happened, but the only creatures who deserved it were those hardworking sinless honeybees. The rest of us are clearly here descending into Hell.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    25. Re:Teaching The Controversy - Properly by Larryish · · Score: 1

      The holocaust goes like so:

      Allies cut Axis supply lines.

      200 metric fucktons of people die of starvation in the concentration camps.

      The starvation of the German army, and by extension their prisoners, was an unfortunate necessity to end the war.

      Allied countries avoid huge PR nightmare by blaming the deaths on Germany, using a fabricated story involving poison gas and ovens.

      Nobody really minds if Hitler takes the blame because Hitler was a dick.

      Histories are written by historians.

  57. Genesis is most likely mythology. by emil · · Score: 2

    Most everything before King David has no objective evidence.

    1. Re:Genesis is most likely mythology. by fatphil · · Score: 2

      Almost everything before the revelation of saint john has no objective evidence. And the revelation of saint john ain't exactly well supported either.

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  58. Should this bill become law... by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    Should this bill become law:

    1. Deny admission of students graduating from any public school in Missouri to any university in the United States that receives federal or state funding. This, of course, would include federal funding for scientific research involving participation in graduate or undergraduate programs.

    1. Deny federal scholarship support and loans, including Pell grants, for undergraduate or graduate students in Missouri schools, colleges or universities.

    2. Deny federal funding for all programs for any school, school system, college or university in Missouri.

    3. Deny employment by the federal government for any person who attended a Missouri K-12 school, college or university.

    Maybe these, and other funding restrictions would force reconsideration of this bill.

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    In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
    1. Re:Should this bill become law... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      So, your solution to a stupid law that will harm the education of Missouri youth... is to further harm the education of Missouri youth.

      I take it, in the state you got your education from, logical thought processing is not a requirement for graduation?

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  59. 47th isn't good enough? by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    Missouri is already ranked 47th in education, I guess they are shooting for 50th...

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    If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
    1. Re:47th isn't good enough? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      By what metric?

      The article you linked to seems to contradict your hypothesis:

      In other areas ALEC measured, Missouri received some of the highest marks in the country. Missouri received an A- for its education reform policies including academic standards, school choice programs, charter schools, on-line learning, and ability to hire good teachers and fire bad ones. Missouri's performance in this category was enough to earn the top spot for education reform in the country.

      So, which is it, is Missouri ranked 47th or 1st? All depends on the metric.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    2. Re:47th isn't good enough? by nightfury · · Score: 1

      I think it's really funny, in the referenced article, that they indicate that Missouri placed first for education reform, but dropped 14 points from the previous year in education. They did a terrific job of reforming their education programs in order to perform far worse.

      Maybe this is actual empirical evidence that education truly is a race to the bottom in this country.

  60. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by hairyfish · · Score: 1

    I'm with you. Fuck this God shit, it is a net loss for humanity and the sooner it goes away the better for everyone.

  61. Y'all Won't Top Texas by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    Everything's bigger in Texas, especially the ignorance of our children. It's the law. We done made them smarty-pants book writers put Gawd in where all that science nonsense used to go. And then we cleaned up a few things in the history books that were making us uncomfortable too. Y'all in Missouri is just a bunch of johnny-come-latelys.

  62. miss you or i, i i i by ranpel · · Score: 1

    For fucks sake. How about "Welcome class. I am Mr. Smith. This class is Science 101. If you're in the wrong class it was fate, stay seated. What I'm going to try to teach you this year is how to learn about science. Some posit that what you're going to learn and read about and experiment with in this class is by design. Not my design but that of a omnipotent being. A god, the GOD. You may have heard of him before today. Many believe that some one or some thing planned it. All of it. They may be correct or they may not. What you're going to learn here is what human kind has deduced and discovered throughout its recorded history and I trust that some of you will add to those discoveries along your paths through life. As for Intelligent Design we can only wonder and search or wait faithfully by until someone or something tells us what we already knew to begin with. To which I'm sure a few just want nothing more than the ability so say "I told you so.". The same can be said about some of the puzzles that science leaves us with today. So, before you begin the journey that is your life in earnest let me try to teach you some of the things we do know and some of the puzzles you could someday help solve. Please open your textbooks to chapter 42."

    "Class, for homework please try to find a frog or a stray cat or dog, preferably dead, so that we can explore with them during our studies for the rest of the week. Leave the family pets alone children. Until tomorrow. Be prompt. Dismissed."

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    \r
  63. People believe in god because they are lonely. by emil · · Score: 1

    Fear of solitude, isolation, ostracism... these things are powerful motivators to seek sanctuary and acceptance.

    Humans have done so through the ages by inventing an enormous pantheon of gods. We all agree that most of these gods do not exist.

    The difference between an atheist and a believer is the acceptance of a tiny fraction of these imaginary figments.

  64. Teaching different religions' theories by billstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least some states have said that teachers have to teach Intelligent Design, but aren't allowed to teach any particular religion's view of who the Intelligent Designer is, because that would be establishing religion and therefore blatantly unconstitutional.

    But that doesn't mean that different cultures don't have different beliefs about the design process that lead to different world views separately from the issue of the Designer's identity. For instance, did it happen quickly or slowly? Recently, or a long long time ago? Just once, or repeated in multi-million-year cycles? Did the stars, Earth, plants, animals, and humans get designed together, or in some order? How could you tell? Did the design follow song-lines? Were only natural processes involved, or supernatural beings, or pirates or other tricksters? Does there seem to have been just one designer, or multiple designers in the process? Does the design process appear to have been personal or impersonal? Can we learn anything from the distribution of genetic material in different human populations, or the genetic differences between modern humans and Neandertals and other apes? Why are we more closely related to fungi than to plants? How does Death affect design?

    If you want to teach Intelligent Design as Science, not just as philosophy, you can do it, but you'll find it's a much harder problem than its proponents think, and they may not like all the questions you'll be asking, much less the answers your students come up with.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Teaching different religions' theories by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      I learned a whole bunch of different cultures' Intelligent Design belief systems in a public school. The difference was, we called it "Creation Myths" and they didn't try to pass it off as factual material.

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      If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
    2. Re:Teaching different religions' theories by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      If you think our current theories of the origin of life are factual you are misled. How the hell should people know for sure what happened billions of years ago or even that it was billions of years ago? There are just more and less plausible theories that get selected from based on when a few compete and one turns out to be more useful than the other. The people advocating science really need to learn what it is. I don't believe in god btw (thats not to say something like that can't exist).

    3. Re:Teaching different religions' theories by Creedo · · Score: 1

      How the hell should people know for sure what happened billions of years ago or even that it was billions of years ago?

      Start with radiometric dating, maybe?

      There are just more and less plausible theories that get selected from based on when a few compete and one turns out to be more useful than the other.

      And creation mythology is of zero explanatory value. Hence, it is useless in comparison to scientific explanations.

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      All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
  65. Re:Entropy by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    Nonsense! Many processes take place converting a disordered state into a more ordered state. The second law only requires that the entropy of the universe increase not that the system undergoing the change increase entropy. From a small acorn a mighty elm tree grows. The process involves converting carbon dioxide and water (in a disordered state) into cellulose and other compounds (a more ordered state) using light energy and a catalyst, chlorophyll. The end result is the entropy of the surroundings has increased.

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    In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
  66. Can't please everyone by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Everyone has faith in something and it's going to be what makes the best personal sense to them. I don't agree with intelligent design, but we are biased towards statistics. Some find it hard to believe that life as we know it is an accident; that it is too much of a shot in the dark. Key phrase there is "life as we know it." The butterfly could have flapped its wings twice instead of thrice and we would be lizards. Well, the way I see it is, of course it is a shot in the dark, but it apparently happened as we are here in existence. I have *faith* in that much. However, my beliefs are of a minority and different like any other person out there. And unless you are personally conducting your own research regarding the origins of the universe, you have faith in whomever your sources are. When you service a general population, you are bound to say something that some of them won't agree with. It happens. Get over it.

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    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
    1. Re:Can't please everyone by sir-gold · · Score: 2

      I believe in the scientific method (hypothesis>experiment>theory>experiment>law)

      Evolution just happens to be the answer you arrive at, when you use the scientific method.

      I would rather have faith in the method that provided the answer, than faith in the answer alone.

  67. Hundreds of slashdotters are butt-hurt by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    over a bill that will never pass. Score: Missouri Fundamentalist Christian Trolls 1, Slashdot Politically-Naive Morons 0. Par for the course, it would seem.

    1. Re:Hundreds of slashdotters are butt-hurt by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The thing is, if no one complains about or questions this, the Fundamentalist Christian Trolls will end up getting their wish.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  68. Who benefits from teaching Anti-Science by billstewart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not just about Evolution - that's a hook for getting one particular voting block supporting the Republican Party, and a favor to them for cooperating, but there's more to it than that. Teaching Anti-Evolution Anti-Science makes it easier to teach Anti-Global-Warming Anti-Science - same tools, same skepticism and unwillingness to believe the real world instead of the authorities.

    The Republican Party doesn't really care much about evolution. But their Corporate Sponsors really do care about global warming, and about anything that might force the government to make laws that affect their business. Anti-Evolution is fun, but anti-global-warming is where the money is.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Who benefits from teaching Anti-Science by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

      I would like to thank David H. Koch for his $35 million Dinosaur Wing in the National Museum of Natural History in the Smithsonian, $15 million Hall of Human Origins in the Smithsonian and the $20 million Dinosaur Wing in the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. I've seen them all, and they are awesome.

    2. Re:Who benefits from teaching Anti-Science by securityfolk · · Score: 1

      The Koch brothers also donate to PBS and Nova. Hard to tell if they really believe in it, or are just investing in both directions so people don't know what to think about them.

    3. Re:Who benefits from teaching Anti-Science by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Hanlon's razor is applicable here. There doesn't need to be a conspiracy to create morons on the part of the republican party when, as you so quickly acknowledge, the party itself is driven by moronic views.

  69. Why are the faithless so loud? by kawabago · · Score: 2

    They are faithless because they need proof of God in form of a literally true Bible, which leads to this absurdity. If I didn't have a shred of faith I wouldn't be out trying to change the laws, I'd be trying to change me!

  70. Is $DEITY really benovolent? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    There is plenty of evidence that evolution does occur over time, but that does not prove that you exist because of evolution. You may just be part of a herd, ready to be harvested someday. A herd that has expanded so much that it is now having problems with sustaining itself. But just because they want to push Intelligent Design, does not neccessarily mean what they have convinced themselves it means. The Intelligent Designer (to some their $DEITY), may in fact be extremely intelligent, so intelligent in fact that those designers had to make you intelligent enough to grow the herd, but not too intelligent as to question why you are following a genetic program, and naively fulfilling the Intelligent Designers evil goals.

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  71. The World Laughs by arthurpaliden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And Americans wonder why the world is basically laughing at them.

  72. ID / Creationism Gives Man Dominion Over God by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    If you reject the Theory of Evolution you must reject the underlying science that supports the Theory of Evolution. This includes rejecting the fundamental principles of chemistry since it is the fundamental principles of chemistry that cause the variations in DNA replication which in turn cause the mutations that drive The Theory of Evolution.

    So if you reject the fundamental principles of chemistry, that chemical reactions are automatic and rule based, then you must believe that God Himself preforms each and every chemical reaction in the Universe.

    Now according to the Bible Man has free will. This means that God does not know what Man is going to do nor when he is going to do it.

    So if I have a glass of vinegar and a spoon full of baking soda, it is up to me alone if and when I put the baking soda into the vinegar to to produce CO2. God does not know when this will happen because I have free will.

    Yet when I do put the baking soda into the vinegar the expected reaction happens. Which because the fundamental principles of chemistry are in error can only happen if God is doing it.

    Therefore I have summoned God to do my bidding. I have dominion over God.

    1. Re:ID / Creationism Gives Man Dominion Over God by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      That argument isn't actually very sound. Darwin did not know of DNA, and his genetic theory is actually fairly week. Theories in science are disproven all the time, and it doesn't destroy the rest of science. General Relativity, Chemistry, QCD all work just fine without Darwin. Yes it is oft repeated, but that does not make it a sound scientific argument. After all, theists regularly make the same argument: anything you can't explain is proof of God's or the gods' miraculous nature, as it is all interconnected. It is, but not in this way. A better argument is to challenge the methods of ID in the rest of the physical world, the result is a mess: unlikely events occur all the time, above its supposed "specified complexity" limit, it would have to be a very busy God.

  73. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

    You pray to your god to cure diseases and feed the hungry? A god that could create the universe could create a world without disease or hungry people. That god would also know the cures to every disease and the technology to produce an adequate amount of food. But for some reason that god had decided to keep these secrets from us. If your child was dying of a disease and you did not have enough food to feed that child, you would still be grateful if your neighbor who had an abundant amount of food and a cure to that disease would instead of giving those to you, just burned them? Remember that god would have created the disease too. I will never believe that humans somehow did something to deserve this too. So I would never worship that god even if that god was true.

  74. No, let them be by Doubting+Sapien · · Score: 1

    An open letter

    Dear Citizens of Missouri,

    We support your efforts to take science education in your state into a brave new world. Science is an ever changing, ever advancing quest. However, not everything in science ought to be about science. For we must recognize the practical reality that science serves human civilization. And in today's global community, the American nation faces a crisis in which we must as loyal patriots reaffirm our nation's position at the forefront of civilization. We can not afford to continue outsourcing, exporting, abandoning, or otherwise ceding economic and social opportunities to less advanced parts of the world. Therefore it is imperative that we begin building and nurturing a domestic underclass to which we can bequeath unskilled labor and civil malcontent ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H diversity. Through the fire of conflict that your state endured during our nation's bloody adolescence, you have demonstrated an admirable ability to endure hardship and be resilient. We should all be fortunate, that you have taken the bold step of engaging in this new social experiment where the idea that state-directed education can be used to further the socio-political goals of our nation with tangible socio-economic effects.

    Let's face it: If we are to stem the hordes of illegal residents taking away job opportunities from real Americans, we must have enough Americans sufficiently educated to be able to compete for those appropriate jobs that do not require an over-abundance of schooling based on excessive and unnecessary critical thinking. A workforce thus educated under your new legislations should be expected to also considerably lighten the load on social services such as health care that is riddled with exorbitant expenses based on medical practices founded on unproven Darwinian principles. Under ID-inspired health care, we are, by design, perfect and thus require no treatment. Imagine the savings we can achieve for a government that is already burdened by entitlement programs our children can not afford!

    Ages hence, when historians look back upon our era, the state of Missouri will be held up as a shining example of the pioneering American spirit that blazed a new trail for intellectual courage and social freedom. You will be remembered as the brave souls who cast aside the shackles of conformity and not only challenged, but prevailed against the stifling madness of old tradition. The multitudes, Missourians and non-Missourians alike, will remember with gratitude the legacy you have left them.

    yours truly, the mob-ocracy.

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    1. Re:No, let them be by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Dear Non-Missouri resident jackass -

      We didn't vote on shit. You should really educate yourself on how the legislative process works before you criticize an entire population of over 6 million people for the actions of one asshole politician.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  75. Re:It is their job. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Isn't that how a democracy is supposed to work? Aren't the states supposed to have some autonomy over issues such as education?

    Do you have any other justification than "we are right" to explain why a state's citizens should decide what the schools that they pay for teach their children?

    On a simple level, sure, schools should have some control. But there are many other factors at play here. The ultimate goal of ID is to replace evolution with Creationism. Where the issue lies is that there are many technological problems with a creationism based universe that are not present in on in which evolution can happen. Biology fits, physics fits, and the gyrations of creationists trying to fit their view in with things we know to be true, but allow them to do that without violating their faith are downright silly. That's how we get hypotheses about the speed of light speeding up and slowing down, apparently at will. It's how we get completely illogical ideas about where the biblical flood's water came from, or where it went to.

    Because this extends far beyond the public school secondary school. There will be young adults, graduating from these schools and trying to go to university. They will be woefully unprepared for most of the science based courses. They will not be qualified for many out of state Universities, where the misguided atheists allow the forbidden subjects to be taught. I would look very closely at a job applicant from a place where creationism held sway if hiring for a field which required working in concepts and physics forbidden by creationism.

    Kansas, which in the past tried to impose ID on science classes, found itself ridiculed. The Dover School district in Pennsylvania, attempted to impose ID on it's science curriculum. The politically conservative judge found in his decision that the effort was indeed a veiled attempt to impose religion on science, was intellectually dishonest, and was in fact, not a scientific theory in the first place, being impossible to falsify. Fortunately, the people who try to impose their faith on others usually run in stealth mode, and are run out of office the next election cycle.

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  76. His noodley goodness, the Flying Spaghett Monster. by postofreason · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Demands equal time!!!!!!!!!! From the Curch of Pastafarianism: So you want to be a Pastafarian Great. Consider yourself a member. You'll notice there are no hoops to jump through. You don't have to pay anything. How to help the church You can help by spreading the Word. Tell the people about Pastafarianism. Point out that we are the world's most peaceful mainstream religion, having started no wars in our God's name. As far as I know, there are no deaths attributed to our religion. Can I be a member if I don't literally believe in FSM? Yes, you can. For the same reason that many in other religions don't literally believe their scripture, you can be a Pastafarian without being a True Believer of our scripture. In other words, do you know Christians who don't take the Bible literally – but who consider themselves True Christians, nonetheless? So do I. In fact, True Belief is not often a requirement of religion. Most religions are comprised of a group of people with similar – but not exact – world views. Pastafarianism is no different in that regard. Whatever you decide, remember this FSM is a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other. The fact that many see this is as a satirical religion doesn't change the fact that by any standard one can come up with, our religion is as legitimate as any other. And *that* is the point.

  77. The latter. by postofreason · · Score: 1

    They're too stupid to realize what they're saying.

  78. The Seperation Between Church and State Has Failed by BrendaEM · · Score: 2

    The United States infiltrated by those who seek to dismantle the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

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  79. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    I see next to no good in zealotry of any kind. Do good if you want to - it's easy to see that doing good has benefits that have nothing to do with religion - but don't do bad because your holy book tells you it's OK. That's just using a very shaky belief system to justify and reinforce a decision you alone took.

    May I be the first to say "preach it brother!"

    It's true whether your shaky belief system is based on the Flying Spaghetti Monster or on modernism or humanism -- the problem is that people use these belief systems to ignore or attack what they don't like. Same thing goes on within science itself, but there's at least a neutral structure framing the arguments.

    Any faith/religion/"science" that is based on zealotry and suppressing what you don't believe in is doomed, but will cause much pain in its death throes. Just remember that nobody is without a faith system; it shapes what you believe. Learn to identify your own before spending too much time attacking someone else's.

    This all reminds me to some degree of a Rowan Atkinson sketch....

  80. I am a molecular biologist. by Chrontius · · Score: 2

    I am a molecular biologist.

    We engage in biological intelligent design every day to earn our pay. Some of us have even figured out how to sign our in vivo code; others simply copied the method. Therefore, the intelligence responsible for any designed system is rarely in question.

  81. Deeply stupid by gweihir · · Score: 1

    These people are not able to see the world, they live in their own fantasy. Due to the nature of the fantasy (malicious meme infection), they want to infect as many others as possibly. The only sane thing is to quarantine them until they are better or dead, just the same as with any other dangerous contagious disease.

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  82. That's not contradictory to secularism by Myria · · Score: 1

    Well, up to a point. As Neil deGrasse Tyson points out, from the Principia Mathematica:
    "But is it not to be conceived that mere mechanical causes could give birth to so many regular motions."
    - Isaac Newton

    Newton, that crazy alchemist who revolutionized physics just for fun and invented calculus more-or-less on a lark, also invoked intelligent design. Ridiculously smart guy, and even he was hampered by his own religious beliefs.

    I'm strongly atheist, yet I cannot dismiss the possibility that one or more gods created the Universe. It's not contradictory to science at all to say that it is possible for the entire set of physical laws to have been created by gods.

    However, there is no evidence that any such God, should she exist, has ever influenced the Universe since its creation. From that follows the notion that any gods are outside our Universe, and therefore are irrelevant to our lives. Thus, a matter for philosophy rather than science.

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  83. A virus, not a mental illness by Myria · · Score: 1

    it's a mental illness

    It's a virus - a communicable disease, not a normal mental illness. A virus is a chunk of program code that is so encapsulated that its host is encouraged to execute it, and once it is executed, reprograms the host to make more copies of the virus.

    A biological virus's program code is DNA or RNA, and its hosts are cells. A computer virus's program code is machine language, and its hosts are the combination of the machine plus the operator being tricked into executing the virus. A religion's program code is a set of ideas, and its hosts are devices that execute such ideas: human brains.

    The biggest irony to me is that the force behind religion is the same one they fight against: evolution. Religions that proselytized, encouraged higher reproduction rates, and programmed humans to fight those attacking the religion were better fit for survival than religions that did not.

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  84. Politics, Science and Religion never mix well by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I'm a believer. I believe that the universe and everything in it was created by God.

    Mandating that Intelligent Design be taught in a science class is lunacy. If anything, maybe in a philosophy class, but it's not science.

    LK

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  85. Semantics shemantics by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    I've a philosophy-based faith rather than a faith-based philosophy... it's been suiting me quite well.

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  86. faith/philosophy and science should not fight by miniMUNCH · · Score: 2

    What i find most tragic about this news and the comments is how many people entirely misconstrue the supposed debate between faith/philosophy and science when, in fact, there is almost no common ground between the two... they deal with very different aspects of the universe and our experience of it in our brief lives.

    A few postulates to consider (some humour intended herein):

    1) Numerous books of the Bible are written poetically and as allegory... Genesis and Revelations are the two most obviously allegorical books of the bible and is not an accident the first and last books are allegorical in nature (it kinda sets the tone for the entire compiled scripture). Some how a lot of Christians 'bishops/pastors/etc." didn't get the memo at some point and started interpreting the whole bible literally. Comical to say the least

    2) Many (most) Christians worldwide do not believe the world is only 6000-10000 years old... so don't lump them all into one group. AS it often happens in human existence, the dumbest people are often the loudest people. Throughout christian history, lots of leaders said lots of dumb things (that are not intrinsically support by the Bible by the way)... to go crazy and throw away an entire body of philosophy/faith because a few or even many people say some silly things is just not very scientific... yes, scientists, I'm holding the standard of being a good science and maintaining some objectivity even when it is something you really don't like. As a PhD scientist, I have heard a lot of scientist say dumb things at conferences, even read incredibly dumb things in peer-reviewed journals (which means the reviewers were dumb too). I have said some incredibly dumb things too! We seem to only remember the great scientists and forget that for every Einstein there were and still are hundreds of reasonably bright people saying and doing things that ranging anywhere from unimportant to just ole dumb. This is still the case today... less than one percent of the worlds population is responsible for over 98% of the world technological advancement. So lets not pretend like science has never made mistakes and is somehow pristine and perfect... it is not. Hundreds of years from now scientists are going to talk about how dumb we were to stick with quantum mechanics, the standard model, blah blah, for so damn long when there were (and have been for some time) some huge problems with the theories... and at the same time, we as a society really are not funding and encouraging enough totally revolutionary, outside the box, thinking.

    3) The universe is here with lots of mass and energy (more than anyone can possibly conceptualize) and yet, from our meager scientific observations, mass can be neither created or destroyed... so we have some explaining to do. Right now, Science does not have all the answers In fact, there are a lot of fundamental "how and why" type of questions to which science doesn't have the foggiest notion of an answer and can't even conceive an experiment to develop an answer. So, being intellectually honest for a moment, one can hardly fault someone for looking to the existential for answers. i would in fact argue to 'believe' that science will one day answer all the burning questions of why and how the universe/existence came about requires a "leap of faith" (the very thing religion is ridiculed for). Seriously, despite incredible technological advancement in the past 2000 years, science is not any closer to figuring out why we are here in the first place and what this existence/universe is all about. But that is okay, it is NOT sciences' job to figure out why we are here or even necessarily why physical laws are the way they are.

    4) Atheism is a philosophy/belief/faith and it is not the only philosophy/faith of "Science"... there is no systematic scientific proof in favor of any stance on the existence/non-existence of a supreme being or the supernatural. No logically perfect argument can be construed for or against... just drop it. Realize that reach of

  87. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

    I strongly believe there is no god. I also believe that the evidence for evolution is a very strong argument for the non-existence of god, and that is why I think so many believers have a problem with it.

    I'm agnostic, so I have no particular idea about whether or not there is a god. However, as I see it, evolution is only a threat to believers if they want to believe a completely literal interpretation of the bible. From just a "god created the world" standpoint (with no restriction on how (s)he did it), then why isn't "god created the world by setting all the appropriate universal constants to values that would result in the world evolving how (s)he wants it to be and then kicked off the big bang" a reasonable explanation?

    This is one of the reasons why I'm agnostic - I don't believe that there can ever be evidence pointing to the existence or nonexistence of a god (unless maybe that god places evidence for their existence in our hands, which up till now doesn't fit with their observed MO) because even with a full understanding of how the universe works, nothing would disprove the idea that it could have all been kicked off by an intelligent creator billions of years ago.

    I think the problem isn't that evolution provides any evidence for the non-existence of a god (IMHO it doesn't do that at all); the problem is that it discredits the established religious texts by showing that all the incidental fluff they claim is wrong.

    don't do bad because your holy book tells you it's OK.

    The sort of atrocities you're thinking of tend to be banned in the religious texts. However, texts have to be interpretted and that gives scope for religious leaders to redefine things to meet their ends. For example, if your religious text says "don't kill people" (most texts have this somewhere, its basically a universal no-no) then the religious leaders redefine "people" (well, anyone with a different religion isn't really a person are they?), or redefine "kill" (we're not killing someone - we're setting them free from $other_religion). On the whole, if religious people better understood their own religion instead of just taking their leaders' interpretation of it at face value, we'd probably see less atrocities. But people are always going to intentionally reinterpret texts to give them an excuse or an "out" for something they want to do anyway.

  88. Re:It is their job. by euroq · · Score: 1

    Remember that schooling isn't just by and for the tax payers of a state, but part of the UN charter on children's rights. As such, it transcends mere state legislation.

    The UN charter on children's rights has no authority in any jurisdiction in the U.S. You may have well said that schooling is in the French or Russian or Chinese constitution as well.

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  89. Re:Entropy -- how can I explain it? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    Things do not "naturally" move from a state of disorder to a more ordered state.

    They sometimes do when you pump a lot of energy through them -- like, energy from the sun, which is then lost to space.

    For a really simple example that's not even approaching something like life yet, just to demonstrate the principle: take a container of water and mercury, separated out into different volumes by their differing densities of course, and in thermal equilibrium with each other at 1C. Now shine a bright light on them until they're both at 99C. Now turn the light off. The mercury, having a much lower specific heat than the water, will drop in temperature much more quickly than the water will. Now you have hot water and cold mercury -- no longer in thermal equilibrium with each other, more ordered and less entropic than they were before, and all it took was some temporary exposure to light!

    Heck, for an even simpler example: the water cycle. Shine light on some water for a while until a bunch of it evaporates. Then let it be dark again, let the water vapor condense... now you have water up high eager to run downhill, and capable of doing some useful work along the way You have an energy gradient, a state of lower energy, higher order! And all it took was one day and one night.

    Almost every energy source which is available for us to use on the planet exists because having solar energy pump through the planet day after day after day tends to push many things out of equilibrium into a low-entropy state. If that weren't the case, then even if life was magically created here, it would have long ago run out of energy to use, and the Earth would just be a lukewarm soup of decayed organic compounds.

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  90. Behe by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the tactic the Behe tried in the Dover-Kitzmiller trial? At which it was pointed out that his definition of science was so broad that it would have included astrology as a science. Perhaps this is what needs to happen here, someone needs to show what the consequences of the legislation will be, besides yet another court case and people pointing and laughing.

  91. Superstition by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is why we can't have nice things.

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  92. A real intellectual by jma05 · · Score: 1

    Well. The good congressman is a product of that fine educational system. According to his Bio, he is a high-school graduate who moved to such intellectual activities as construction business and basic soldiering (NCO). But that's OK since he considers himself a "science enthusiast" and a HUGE "science buff". What do those stupid biased university professors with their PhDs and publications know? He just wants to redefine science so that it better fits his political needs. No big deal.

    1. Re:A real intellectual by jma05 · · Score: 1

      Oops. State rep of course, not congressman.

  93. Reminder by Legion303 · · Score: 2

    Evolution is not abiogenesis. Abiogenesis is not Evolution. Anyone claiming otherwise is a fraud and a liar.

  94. A theory of Intelligent Design Would be useful by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

    Because there are intelligent design processes at work: breeding and GMO, we are the intelligent designers. However the ID apparatus has zero to do with this, nothing they have done could pick out a GMO, or artificially selected organism from the a population, or discover whether a previous extinction event was natural, or the result of human hunting, destroying habitat, or other human driven process.

  95. Re:Why not legislate pi = 3.00, while they are at by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

    Term limits serving their purpose. It is what people wanted, to install a urinal in the voting booth, and this is the result, and endless churn of legislators there to God's work, rather than the people's business.

  96. view from Germany by terec · · Score: 1

    Here in Germany, public school is mandatory: rich or poor, you need to go to a government run institution. The curriculum is decided on by committee, and it isn't hallf bad. Of course, creationism isn't taught, but creationism is neither the official position of either the Catholic or the protestant churches in Germany (and those are the only churches that have any say). On the other hand, the history of these churches, their crimes, their anti-semitism, their roles in Nazi Germany are downplayed, while their contributions to society are overemphasized. The Middle Ages are portrayed positively; the term "Dark Ages" doesn't even exist. here is a definite streak of self-serving political indoctrination to the public school curriculum. I'm not sure what all that amounts to; but people shouldn't assume that other nations, even those with a seemingly good public school curriculum, have found some magic solution to the problem.

  97. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by richlv · · Score: 1

    I know when I say my prayers for God to cure diseases and feed the hungry that God will be increasing mankind's knowledge of science and technology in order for this to happen.

    he's one mean fucker, you know. he could have not introduced diseases and hunger. no human could ever be as evil as the christian god.
    that reminds me of heinlein's "Job: A Comedy of Justice", although "real" god is much, much more evil...

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  98. It's Missouri by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    They're already *at* the bottom.

    1. Re:It's Missouri by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      They're already *at* the bottom.

      Actually, I'm thinking that there are an awful lot of Missourians today shaking their heads and saying: "At least there's Mississippi."

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  99. End government involvement in eduation by moeinvt · · Score: 2

    Just get the government out of the education business entirely.

    If parents want to send their kids to a school that teaches 'science' classes about the flying spaghetti monster, more power to them. As long as there are no government subsidies, there's nothing to argue about. The parents and students can vote on the curriculum with their dollars and their feet.

    Bring some entrepreneurship and consumer choice back to the business of education.

  100. Re:The Seperation Between Church and State Has Fai by moeinvt · · Score: 2

    The separation of everything and "The State" has failed because the state has slowly and inexorably infiltrated itself into every aspect of our lives. That's how The Constitution has been dismantled, much to our detriment.

    Separate The State from education and none of this debate is necessary. Separate The State from the idea of marriage, and that debate goes away as well.

  101. Re:To Be Frank... by uncle+slacky · · Score: 1
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  102. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by elmohound · · Score: 1

    I believe that the mythical deity of my choice has placed
    followers of other mythical deities on Earth in order to try my
    patience.

    I endure these silly gnats with Job-like patience, and long for
    the day when they just die out along with their neolithic
    superstitions.

    Nonetheless, I respect *their* right to believe any nonsense that
    they choose, but I certainly have little regard for those who
    don't follow my true deity and seek to fight their ignorance by
    ignoring them whenever it is possible, and ridiculing them when
    it is not.

  103. JVillian - Comment of the day by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Speaking of evolution - I wish for billiant posts like the parent Slashdot allowed higher scores than 5.

  104. Re:Ugh by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    Why can't there be a headline that doesn't make me want to move to Sweden?

    Julian Assange seeks refuge in Ecuador's embassy; Avoids extradition to Sweden on trumped up rape charges

    Feel better now?

  105. Re:It is their job. by arth1 · · Score: 1

    The United States signed Chapter IV, part 11 ("Convention on the Rights of the Child") without reservations on February 16, 1995.

    Two countries, Somalia and The United States have not yet ratified it. Inertia in the system caused it not to be signed during Clinton's last years, and Bush was only too happy to ignore it.
    However, president Obama has described this as an embarrassing situation, and expressed a strong interest in correcting this. Upon ratification, it becomes international law for the signatory; with just the signature it's a pledge, and the country cannot legally be held to task for breaking it.

    But you're correct - right now, our legal obligations towards the rights of children is the same as Somalia's.

  106. Re:Look I know God is real, but this isn't the bat by dwpro · · Score: 1

    Is there some way to stop people from seeing evolution as a threat?

    I wish there were. In my discussions on this topic, it's a dealbreaker. Evolution -> no creation story -> no garden of eden -> no original sin -> no underpinnings for Christian theology. One can make a metaphorical argument to defend the tenants but it's apparently harder to swallow.

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  107. Idiocracy by tehcyder · · Score: 2

    It was supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint.

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  108. hypothesis by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Also a hypothesis is something based on reason and logic usually given some empirical observation.

    Like I think Diet Coke will evaporate at much the same rate as water, given that it is mostly water. That is a hypothesis. Then one follows it up with a procedure to test the hypothesis called an "experiment". Based on the results of the experiment you get "data" from "observations" and can make some "conclusions". If your experiment is repeatable, and peer reviewed, it is generally accepted as fact. This is all about grade 5 science experiment kind of thing.

    One might call the bible "observation", though I am not sure how empirical it might be. However none of it is based on reason, or logic. In fact due to the discrepancies, and inconsistencies, one might question the validity of those observations (not to mention the outlandish claims). Heck anyone that studies ancient history will tell you about placing too much stock on any material that old, not to mention material that has been in circulation.

    I was about to highlight a stupid example of doing an experiment praying, but it really isn't worth it. It is just ludicrous.

  109. Mo native... by jfessler · · Score: 1

    ... and yes, I am ashamed.

  110. Re:His noodley goodness, the Flying Spaghett Monst by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

    I think that's what that odd last line is meant to address - I think it may be an attempt to prevent an argument like the FSM.

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  111. Re:I support this by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    But it's their own fucking state money, let them deal with it.

    Won't have to - in the rare occurrence that this idiotic bill is not voted down like a raise for schoolteachers, the Missouri Supreme Court will not allow it to stand.

    Those guys (the Justices) are actually pretty smart cookies with a lot of respect for the Constitutions and rule of law. Our legislators... well, what can I say, I only get to vote on the ones for my district!

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  112. Excuse me? by flyhigher · · Score: 1

    It is incredible that a post like the one above would get modded to a '5'.

    It's this type of attitude that FUELS the kind of legislation that you see before you. It's like you're trying to douse the fire with petrol. Announcing to the world that Christians have "idiotic beliefs" only reveals yourself as a bigot, and if you proudly parade science as the reason for your bigoted attitude, Christians will gladly target science in all its forms. And that's exactly what you see happening.

    There are plenty of Christians, even evangelical Christians, who have no problem with any field of science -- including evolutionary biology. For example, the American Scientific Affiliation (http://www.asa3.org) is a 70-year-old organization of Christians in science. They adhere to the Apostles' and Nicene creeds, and they accept everything that science reveals about the world. They have a peer-reviewed publication, Perspectives on Science and the Christian Faith, which is quite good. They have sister organizations in the UK and Canada (http://cis.org.uk and http://www.csca.ca./

    The BioLogos Foundation (http://www.biologos.org) is an evangelical organization which is attempting to reach out to fundamentalist Christians to persuade them not to treat the Bible as a science textbook. The Faraday Institute (http://www.st-edmunds.cam.ac.uk/faraday/Institute.php) is another organization of scientists who adhere to a faith, not necessarily Christian.

    And of course, there's the Clergy Letter Project (http:/www.theclergyletterproject.org).

    There are personal blogs such as http://www.truecreation.info/ http://www.letterstocreationists.wordpress.com/ and http://www.theistic-evolution.org/ which are reaching out in the same way -- specifically targeting the anti-science beliefs of Christians, and NOT their faith as a whole.

    If you're really trying to solve the problem at hand (anti-science legislation) wouldn't it be far more wise to encourage Christians to review the work from the organizations listed above, rather than ramming your own atheist belief down their throats?

  113. Lift the evidence embargo!! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    ID needs to stop being a secret. The evidence which made people suspect something like that may have happened, and the corroborating evidence and experiments which confirmed Intelligent Design, need to finally be published. Seriously, people, it's time.

    I think what may be going on with ID, which is currently causing it to look completely non-science-like, is that all the evidence is all under a NDA (covering the Designer's trade secrets). With none of it publishable, none of it has ever been published. And for whatever reason (perhaps it's just insanely difficult) nobody has yet ever independently (free of NDA) found this evidence or proposed an experiment to create some.

    Maybe that's the real problem with ID: it's a science, but a proprietary-encumbered one, where they can't legally show you the evidence which makes it be a science. You'd think the Missouri legislature would have the power to make the NDA unenforcible in their state. Blow the lid off it, and damn the consequences of the leak!

    Why don't they do it? Does the Designer lobby them against it, to keep all the evidence out of the public eye and retain his competitive design advantage? If they're so beholden to this Designer's lobby, then why leak the existence of him at all, or otherwise do things to hint to people that the evidence exists? Labeling ID as a theory practically tells everyone that there must be some evidence somewhere, so people are going to look for it, and that has got to endanger the secret, in itself.

    I think the Missouri legislature ought to either go all the way (remove the NDA's power so that ID can Come Out as a real science) or STFU and try to keep the secret. These half-measures are stupid!

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  114. . . . the obvious solution by kimvette · · Score: 1

    anyone who has been here for a while knows I am rarely if ever politically correct. However I see a very easy way to defuse this "controversial" matter in a way which should satisfy both sides:

    Teach logical thinking and the scientific process. Present the evidence for both arguments to the class - and even highlight the "airbrushed" photos of various embryos and explain why the original researchers did that (to highlight similarities), and discard that "evidence" based on the alteration, but point out the multitude of other examples which are unaltered in any way. Present the evidence concerning sendimentary layers and the conditions required for those to form, carbon dating and the (reasomable) assumptions made, and present what evidence may be there for intelligent design as well, as well as the evidence against it. Split the class in half (randomly), flip a coin, and assign a platform to each team (one for intelligent design, one for evolution) and have those teams formulate arguments supporting their assigned platform (whether they believe it or not - remember, we are teaching logical reasoning here) and then have them debate it. Let each student learn to think for themselves, and I'm sure they will come to the correct conclusion.

    This way, both sides are presented, neither carrying more weight than the other, students are taught to think logically (in other words, teach students TO THINK rather than just memorize propaganda), and to present their view in a coherent, well-reasoned matter and arrive at their conclusions based on the scientific method.

    Politicizing this is stupid. Teach logical reasoning, the scientific method and the evidence, and people will naturally arrive at the correct conclusion. I don't know why this isn't already done since it's a stupid-easy way to end this stupid debate.

    . . . or, just present the factual pastafarian story of creation. ;)

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  115. A band-aid on a gaping wound by accessbob · · Score: 1

    The problem with your approach is that it is the classic "band-aid on a gaping wound" solution to a problem.

    I agree with you that there is nothing in (say) the roman catholic view of science that precludes even the big bang (and I was taught science at a catholic high school which took that view) .

    But it doesn't address the underlying cause - the use of speculation about our existence as fact, then inferring laws from these "facts" and using said laws to punish and humiliate those who disagree with them.

    The same catholic school that was happy to teach evolution (with gusto it has to be said), also told children that every sperm was sacred, that bread and wine turned into the actual body and blood of Jesus, and that gay people are bad because God says so, All of their assertions (and they had/have many) are arbitrary, some are just silly, and some do serious harm.

    Of course the concept of speculations as fact should be mocked for what it is.

    There is nothing wrong with speculating about our origins and purpose in life, but it's quite a different matter when that turns into "facts". Because that's just silly.

  116. devil's advocate by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

    I'm an agnostic and think people pushing bills like these are generally ignorant and full of shit. However, I do think intelligent design is possible, though its products would still be affected by evolution as science currently suggests. If there is a "God" out there designing things, he's just us on steroids. He's what we will hopefully some day become if we don't kill ourselves first. Ever think it strange that despite all our potential as a species, we still can't get our shit together? The only thing keeping us out of caves is our ability to pass on knowledge by recording it and training the next generation. There's a bizarre dichotomy in us. Our better half is godlike in its ability to dream, create and so on, while the other half is pure beast. Something doesn't quite add up, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if we had a little genetic help along the way from...something. So while the religious nuts trying to squash science are an embarrassment, there may be an inadvertent grain of truth in their babbling.

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  117. Another good question to ask: by almechist · · Score: 1

    Question: If the designer was so intelligent, why did he/she/it equip certain cave organisms that live in total darkness with vestigial eyes that can't possibly be of any benefit to said organisms?

    Extra credit: Why are those eyes nonfunctional, even if the organism is moved to a lighted environment?

  118. Intelligent designer by jbr439 · · Score: 1

    But .. but ... but ... who designed the designer? And who designed the designer that designed the designer? And who ... ah forget it.

  119. Re:Dear christians by gargleblast · · Score: 1

    Because proving there is a creator still doesn't mean you can tell me how to live my life.

    Careful. IDers absolutely DO want to make science teachers teach shit.

  120. Re:Freedom is good by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

    your kids will get jobs, the ignorant ones will become politicians

  121. Re:I support this by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    So, let's invade them and liberate them?

  122. Re:nit by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    ...you're right; I meant they don't seem to have left us a term of art for it. Sophism, perhaps.

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  123. Please continue making stupid laws by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    I think this is only going to serve to further disillusion people to the ridiculous amount of long winded, incredibly stupid laws which the average citizen cares little about and gives no input toward its enforcement or enactment. Please pass this bill, and then blare from the highest pulpit with the loudest trumpet as to how incredibly unintelligent you were designed to be.

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  124. Yet another reason for me to move.... by buxomspacefish · · Score: 1

    My state continues to be a disappointment.

  125. And the Republicans wonder why they lost by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    It's this short sighted approach that drives voters away from the Republicans. Teaching Faith belongs in the church or at home. Real sciencebelongs in the classroom.

  126. Cool...premium jobs are scarce. by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    Given the amount of competition there is for the premium jobs and positions, the more states that take their populations out of the running, the merrier!

    Well, unless you live in a state like Missouri and so face being culled from the competition before you ever enter school...

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  127. You have to teach creationism first ... by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1
    You have to teach creationism first, because only in the context of overturning reason-based and faith-based beliefs can you teach the history of the scientific method in a way that guides the student to understand its power. Seeing the theory of evolution come to life (ahem, so to speak) as the result of a discovery process that slowly tears down those cherished creationist fallacies is the PERFECT way to teach how the scientific method itself evolved to be based on data and observation over "pure intellect" (as in the ancient Greeks, per Aristotle, who argued that "heavier things fall faster because they logically had to) and faith (whose followers argue that " God created the heavens and the earth..." ).

    We sometimes forget that both of the non-scientific methods lead to great and often institutional stupidity. Reason without data is seen all the time when charlatans and the like argue that "women are the same as men because anything else is social heresy". And as for faith without data, well, get thee to Missouri.

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  128. The book of Darwin - new addition for bible? by sunzoomspark · · Score: 1

    If they can insert religious views into science texts, to be fair, we should be able to insert scientific views into religious texts.

  129. Expel them by BeadyEl · · Score: 1

    Is there a process by which a state can be EXPELLED from the union?

  130. Read... by hateflyy · · Score: 2

    Read the book The Seashell on The Mountain Top. It's about Nicholaus Steno - which is pretty much the father of modern Geology. He grappled with many of these issues and early on came to the conclusion that the study of science was a way to get closer to God. They are not mutually exclusive of each other. IDK why it's so hard for people to grasp that.

  131. Re:I support this by Chas · · Score: 1

    Then what? Quarantine the state so none of these poor, benighted people who've been lied to and indoctrinated never come out and spread the idiocy?

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  132. Age of "modern science" by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Are you saying Darwin wasn't part of "modern science"?

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    Bill Stewart
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